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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Welcome, It's our number one, our number one of the
original Recipe podcast. Happy Wednesday to you. It's hump Day,
the nineteenth day of March, and we were up all
night recording this podcast. And today we begin with food talk,
well kind of. How do you decode wide receiver Jamar
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Chase at his welcome back to Cincinnati news conference and
his comments about living in that southern Ohio city. We'll
talk about that. Do you believe it's fair or foul
for the Bengals to be demanding a first round pick
for defensive tackle Trey Hendrickson? And an anonymous NFL coach
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says that new Jets quarterback Justin Fields is the quote
best athlete on the field every time he plays. Are
you impressed by that commentary by the anonymous NFL coach.
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I know youa FHEMI in Chicago, big fan, big fan
of the number ten thousand. So our lead this hour
is from the NFL. These signings in the NFL. Now,
there was not any big announcement that came down the
pike on the last twenty four hours though, but there
was a welcome back, we love you situation.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know what I'm talking about, right? Maybe not?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Maybe you don't know what I'm talking about. So we'll
start in Cincinnati because we got good audio. And when
you have good audio, you play the good audio.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's a rule. You got to play the good audio.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
So a couple of days after they agreed to break
the bank and dust off the.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Wall, and I spent money a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I know Burrow got signed, but Cincinnati has not generally
spent that much money, and so the Bengals held a
news conference to welcome back into the fold a couple
of their stars.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Did you see any this You did not, maybe you
missed it.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
So T Higgins, T Higgins and Jamar Chase, we're giving
a heroes welcome, kind of kind of a heroes welcome.
And the reason I'm starting with this is because we
have really good audio. So normally the way this works,
I think you paid attention. You know what I'm about
to say. So when you sign someone to a massive
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amount of money, the general decorum is you talk about
how much you love the fans, you love the city,
You can't believe you get to wear the uniform some more,
and you're so happy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You're so so pleased. It's just bliss that you get
to continue to make an ungodly amount of money to
play for the team. So that's usually how it goes,
and so that's just the way things operate.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, didn't quite go that that way for Jamar Chase
along with Tea and now te Higgins didn't say anything,
thissen nothing I heard, But Jamar Chase gave what we
call the money quote, as he attempted to explain why
he stayed in Cincinnati. What was the draw to keep
him in Cincinnati. Let's go to the audio tape tail
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list for me.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I like Cincinnati because it gives me the opportunity to
come here and focus. You know, I'm not distracted out here.
It's not too much too many things to get me,
you know, off pace out here, you know, and it's
strictly what I'm focused on. That's really tone vision for
me to play football. So, I mean, at the end
of the day, the food's not the best. We could
work on that, but.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm not used to the food yet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
How many how many more years do you have to
be in a place before you get used to the food?
I mean, you've been there for several years.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now, what do we do? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
So let us discuss the question. How do you de
called what you just heard there? The wide receiver Jamar
Chase his comments about living in sin Sinnati. So I've
got past code, west point and backseat, and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
to make some tasty treats. Is what We're going to make.
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Something that apparently they don't have in Cincinnati. So my
first thought is Jamar Chase working blue, Right, You're not
supposed to go there.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What are you doing? I love that he did. It's great.
He's like, you know, hey, listen, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I got paid a lot of money. Eh, nothing to do.
The town blows. It's a terrible place. But hey, I
guess he's not getting the key to the city. Probably
not going to get the key to the city, and
definitely not in the Chamber of Commerce, the Welcoming Committee,
any of that. So, just to recap again, Cincinnati is
a boring place and the food sucks.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's that's it. Right.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
However, he does like apparently playing with Joe Burrow. He
enjoys playing with Joe Burrow, and the fact that the
Bengals handed handed him the pass code.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
To the vault over there at Fort Knox.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Doesn't hurt either. It's definitely chasing. He's chasing the money.
You take the good with the bad. And the fact
that you can't get a nice meal apparently in Cincinnati, Okay,
that's fine, but you can probably hire your own chef.
I would think you can hire your own chef and
make whatever you want and all that stuff, and so
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he went for the money, and this happens quite a bit.
That's just amusing the way that he actually was honest
about it. He doesn't really want to play there, like
living there, but it just happened to give him enough money.
And so sometimes in life you got to take chicken.
I can't say what I want, so chicken feathers and
turn that into chicken salad.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Occasionally you have to do that. Now I do have
boots on the ground.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We have a lot of listeners, very very popular for
an overnight show in Cincinnati, and I know over the years,
for example, the number one curmudgeon on this show, Justin
in Cincinnati has often and said how disgusting Skyline Chili is. Now,
I've never had Skyline chili, so I can't say firsthand. However,
I did see a couple of cans of it. The
Great Andy Furman sent some cans of Skyline chili to
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Eddie when Eddie worked here, and I remember seeing the
cans and they just looked it didn't look that appetizing.
But it's a can. I mean, what looks really good
in the can? Not a lot looks good in the can.
And then I have heard good things about the ice
cream there. They're supposed to have a really good ice
cream place. But it's really hard to f up ice cream, right,
I mean, you really really have to go out of
your way to scroll up ice cream. You can get
good ice cream just about anywhere, can't you. They get
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that Greater's ice Cream in Cincinnati is supposedly pretty good.
And there's some rib place I know the baseball people
love going to. There's a there's Montgomery in or something
like that. I supposed he has great ribs and all.
But hey, listen, good luck, not the culinary capital, not
the culony capital of America. But when you're making you
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one hundred million guaranteed or one hundred and fifty or
whatever it is guaranteed, you can figure it out. You
can figure it out. And I don't think you need
to worry about Jamar Chase can't eat a lot anyway
as a professional athlete.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So what's he gonna do here?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And my good Now, what he should do actually is
follow the model set by Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes grew
up in Texas, right, we know the story, and he
went to Kansas City and he's there forever and as
long as the Chiefs will have him, and he wants
to be there and everything will be great. But he
missed what a burger? Right, So he went and purchased
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a bunch of water Burgers and brought them. They didn't
exist in that part of Missouri, and he brought he
brought them in. In fact, when I was in Kansas
City last November, I was driving around, I saw like
a couple of water Burgers. So that's the Mahomes effect
right there. So I don't know what Jamar Chase likes.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
From New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't know if there's some Jambalaya plays or something
that he's dying again, just go make your own, open
it up, and then see if anyone buys it. Some
way to do it now, turning the page on that,
but not turning the page too far because I'm gonna
stay where we were. So Jamar Chase and t Higgins
both got the bag. There were three players that were
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supposed to get the bag. Now who's missing here, let's
see him eeny Meanie miney mo pickup player that didn't
get the bag. So the Bengals are still in a
poker game. We are told a high stakes game of poker.
And it's with defensive end Trey Hendrickson. And this guy
put up good numbers on a dog food defense in
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Cincinnati this past season, and it would seem to be
pretty clear that Trey Hendrickson is not getting the bag,
at least not the bag that has the Ohio Cincinnati
Bengals logo on it. So the chatter is that Cincinnati
is trying to trade Trey hendrich and Hendrickson, as shocking
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as that is, they'd like to get a first round
draft pick in a deal. And there's a whole up
because of that, because Hendrickson wants to get paid a
lot of money, and generally, if you pay a guy
a lot of money, you don't trade a first round
draft pick for the player. So do you believe it
is fair or foul? Do you believe it is fair
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or foul for the Bengals to be demanding a first
round draft pick for Trey Hendrickson?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Fair foul?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
So we want to replay assist on this, and it
is it is absolutely fair.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It is fair to ask for that.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean you can ask for a first round of course,
you can ask for the moon, and you might get
some stars thrown in and all that now, getting it
is the issue here. It's kind of like the way
the Bengals operate. And I know we're doing way too
much Bengal talk, but just bear with me, because Trey
Hendrickson is a good player and the teams that we're
trying to trade for him and he can be the
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final missing block on their defense allegedly. But the Bengals
are like the mascot over at West Point, the Mule.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They're very stubborn like a mule.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
And Hendrickson was a sack merchant on an absolute terrible
defense last season, And so that's positive, right, all pro
defensive type player. Trey Hendrickson. However, he's thirty years old,
and while that's not old, the comps on players around
that age, generally there is a steep drop off when
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they get to around that age at his position, which
is a problem. Now my problem, that's an analytical problem.
So there are exceptions for the rules. The comps said
that Derrick Henry would be bad in Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
He wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Not so many bad things about Sequon Barkley in Philadelphia,
but the Dereck Henry won, he was not supposed to
be good based on the comps, and he was fine.
Not that the Ravens did anything more than they ever do,
which is they have a great regular season and then
at some point they go belly up in the playoffs
before they get to the Super Bowl. Just standard Raven football.
That's what they do all right. Now, last thing here,
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so we heading out to Jersey. We go to Jersey.
A anonymous I love this anonymous NFL coach saying that
the new Jets quarterback Justin Fields, who is QB one
for Gang Green, is the quote best athlete on the
field every time he plays. Are you impressed with that comment?
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Are you impressed that an NFL coach who did not
give their name said that Justin Fields is the best athlete.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
On the field every time?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So I will preface this by saying, as you know,
the term best, the legal definition of the term best,
means as good as all the rest. So therefore he
is as good as every other athlete on the field
according to that that said. Obviously that's not what was
meant by that comment. So I'm shaking my head. No,
I'm not impressed, not even a little bit. I'm not
Athleticism when you look at the things you need from
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a quarterback. Athleticism is not is not very high up right,
It doesn't hurt. I'm not saying it's man, but it
takes a back seat to the other things which are
much more important, right, much more important, like accuracy, good decisions.
Those things problematic. They are that problematic for justin fields.
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Those negative plays, the interceptions, the incompletions, the the sacks,
the fumbles, all of that stuff is just terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And that's the problem.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
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and the opening Mallard monologue here all about the Bengals,
the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Jay Dot in Utah rites in.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
He says, a few months back, I met a guy
at a bar, and him and his wife were from
New Orleans, and he asked me, how the hell can
I live in Utah? The food is awful. There's no
place like home. The food in Utah sucks apparently. Yeah,
Late Night Drug tester Sister mar Chase has nothing nice
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to say about Cincinnati food. Some of the finest cuisine
is from that southern cultured city, he says. Ferg Dog
writes and says, should we expect more Ohio centric monologues
going forward? After all, Ohio came in number two.
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On the The Ben Malor Show rating big Board.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Remember California is still number one, So don't forget to
toss in the Angels and the Ducks a monologue every
once in a while. I think the last time I
was talked about the ducks, they were called the Mighty Ducks.
And it's been a while. King Rory writes and says, men,
(17:29):
you are correct. Why doesn't Jamar Chase open up a
restaurant that would make his favorite food? Besides, we all
know authentic Cajun cuisine is way better than Skyline chili. Well,
now what you sent me that's disgusting. Whenever photo you
sent me the terrible truck stop, Fungus.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Is up all night with us and says your next.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Malord meet and greet should be held in Jabridge, Nevada.
I'll buy drinks for everyone who shows up. Yeah, okay,
Now I think we should have one at the on
the Dusky, Dusty Winnemucker Road, which is in Nevada. We
should go find the Winnemucker Road. I think it's in
your like northern Nevada. I believe I think I read
(18:13):
that somewhere. Yeah, Steve right, since says I'm not sure
calling justin Fields the best athlete is accurate. I can
think of over a dozen the football players who are
more athletic.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
He is as good as all the rest.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Justin Jefferson, Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, McCaffrey, Barkley, et cetera.
Says supermarket Steve rehabilitation, rehabilitated, rehabilitated. Robbie right Since says
thanks to Malars Clippers for giving Cleveland the el tonight.
The Celtics will not catch them before the playoffs, but
(18:50):
great to see the oops suffer.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, he's putting the oops and hoops the Cleveland basketball.
I just want the record to show because people accuse me,
they make accusations against me that when the Clippers win
a big game, I lead the show off with that
and I rant and rave. But there'll be no Mallow
monologue about the Clippers because I'm channeling Walter Payton, the
(19:17):
Great Walter Payton. You don't know who that is, used
to play in the NFL years ago, is running back
and his line was like, when you're good, you tell
people you're good, and.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
When you're great, they tell you you're great.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Right, So it's like, listen, the Clippers are supposed to
be Cleveland, and Cleveland's on that fringe area.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Where you're like not legit and all.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That, and the Clippers absolutely dominated the second half of
that game.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That was a domination sitsue. But I'm not going to
sit here.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Just because rebuilditate, Robbie wrote in I'm not going to
sit here and do a whole deep dive on it.
But I hope Cleveland enjoyed their stay in Southern California.
They played all right in the first half the cas
but in the second half I did not go so well.
They shot forty percent and say, three of nineteen from
three point range for the Cadavers. And we will not
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be hearing from shrip club John or any of our
other Cleveland Cavalier fans. I don't even think Dick and
Dayton's gonna call in. I think Dick's gonna call in
because he's gonna be upset by what happened as the
Great Zoobots on his birthday and Kawhi Enter lighting it
up and the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And I was going back.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
And forth with with Sager, who works Here's big Clipper
guy in the online team, and can the Clippers play
like that for three months? Probably not, but at least
for a night they played well. All right, Let's go
to the phones, and.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Who do we have you? Who should bat lead off?
Let's see eeny meenie miney mo.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Let's say hello to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Hollering James gets the leadoff without a golden ticket. What
a surprise, what a rise?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Don't make me regret this, James.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
You're not gonna regret it.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I'm already regretting it. James. I'm feeling like I made
a mistake.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I hit the wrong but then I hit the wrong
Maybe I hit the wrong button, I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Maybe I hit the wrong.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Button wrong, but hit my button.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Well, no, because you're just gonna call back though, right,
you're just gonna call back.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well, I have to give me this one timeline, this
one time.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
No, No, you do not want to be the first
call because you like to be on hold and you're.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Gonna die soon. I got to Obama.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
But why don't you charge your Obama phone? Why don't
you charge your Obama phone? Then you can you can
use it all night.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
But they don't let me hit the group home. They
shot I'm too loud when I get on air.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Why would they not allow you to charge your phone.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Because the woman throw me out. Anyways, really, and the
taximager people want to come after me show. You want
to send me the block, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Block, James. You don't have to pay taxes. You don't
make any money.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Uh, don't you have to? Don't you have to make
my need to pay taxes?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I think we're the only.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Show that most of our callers don't pay taxes. They
don't make any money, they don't have to pay taxes.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
But you know what, back what I get a roommate
for renters ReBs thanks to the accumulate how much rent
I be each year?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And I gotta I gotta do a read? Can I
do a read? James? All right?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well, like basketball tracks or supply knows that a winning
season takes practice, teamwork, and a can do attitude. It's
Bracket Challenge season. Did you know that, James? Did you
know it's Bracket Challenge season.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, it's a Bracket Challenge tournament season.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, No, it's not that.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Legally, we can't say that it's Bracket Challenge season, you dummy.
It's Bracket Challenge season, and the Fox Sports Radio Bracket
Challenge is live.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
We'll do it live, so be sure to.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Complete your bracket at Fox sports radio dot com right now.
The winning bracket in the Fox Sports Radio Bracket Challenge
will win a twenty five hundred dollars gift card a Tractors.
You ever been Attractor Supply, James.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I've been to John Deere at a state fair.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
James, can you play a long I'm doing a damn commercial.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Can you play along? James?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, I've been, Okay, tractors play.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You love tractor Supply right, just not your head? Yes,
not your head, yes.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
James, Yes, yes, all right, I love Supply, of course
you do.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And a perfect bracket will win you one million dollars.
Fill out your bracket, James.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
If I had ben, if I had a perfect bracket,
I'd be and I'm pat market. Why wouldn't be going
to call you?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Fill out your bracket now, and you have it until
Thursday mornings. So today's are Wednesday extravaganzas you have till
tomorrow morning before the games begin. Visit Fox sports radio
dot com to register, get rules, and to fill out
your bracket. And it's all sponsored by Tractor Supply for
life out here. But you are a great sidekick, James,
let me tell you, you really get the copy, you
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really sell the copy. Amazing. You were born for this,
hollering James.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
I was born for this, Ben. I want to be
born for startup like juice, hollering Ben.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
When you think stardom, you think overnight sports talk radio.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
The absolute stardom.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I am at the top of the food chain.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yes, yeah, but you won't believe how many people listen
to your show.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Now, we do very well.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
When ninety nine percent of people are sleeping, we dominate
the other one percent. We are very good with the
one percent.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Absolutely, you're dominated in my category. When you came out
to Minnisota for my meet and greet, Now you let
me with you, Ben, all right, you made me. You
put me in the linelight of everybody, and I got
you away from everybody just to be.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well, all right, it's very awkward, man.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
I was so happy that night.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know, I know you tell me every time you call,
I appreciate ate that. It was the greatest not of
your life. Was that not the greatest out of your life? James,
the greatest not.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Of your life?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
It was not the greatest lot of my life. I
got a speeding ticket on the way to that event.
I'm still pissed off at that Minnesota state trooper. They
gave me a speeding ticket.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
What a schmuck.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Do you know why? Because me and they have it
in for me. You know why my brother was at
the City of Civil Rights.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Ray, You're way too much for me.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
All right, all right, all right, you've been on there
for a long I feel like you're ballguarding and say,
I kind of hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You want to stand hold, put play games, show my
stand hold just non stop.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
But I'll do a solid for Coop. I'll leave you
on hold, James, and maybe we'll go back to you.
But right now we got to go over to Memphis
and a man, right, is he on Aisle seven? Is
he on Aisle five? Is he on Ale two? Let's
find out, right, maybe he's in the frozen food section.
Let's say hello now, a big daddy, Hello, big daddy, say.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Hello to all my fans and all my constitions. No,
I don't do food no more. It's too cold over there.
I don't do that no more.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, you gave that up?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Yeah up in age, man, that dope open. May that
off the clown.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But what's going on with it, Like, what does the
plumber sign mean? Like, because I think I I mean,
I don't know, this doesn't this might not work out.
Maybe I'll follow you in your footsteps and big daddy
and get a job at a grocery store.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So what's the plumb assignment?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Is it like the the fruit section, the vegetables or
is it just putting like cans of tomato sauce or
something on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
What is the plumber signed?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Well, the plumber side, it is dealing with the that's
all you deal with. You go over there and put
the produce out. You know, you got to rotate the produce.
Make sure you don't find those speakes and none. You
don't want to get no band one or nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to. You want to hide
the ones that are are looking kind of funky.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
You know, yeah, like them potatoes. You know how I
got a story for you. You know, I was doing
the potatoes, you know, potatoes sprout. You know you had to.
They had the little things coming out. Man, I'm sitting
around here talking. I messed around and stuck my hand
and they're rotated. Man, I pulled out some underwear. Lord, behold,
I've been wearing gloves everything. They stuck a pair of
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underwear in Wait.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Wait wait, wait are we talking? Are we what are we?
We're talking men's underwear, women's underwear?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
What are we talking at women's underwear?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
There was there was a pair of panties in the potatoes.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yes, yes, they took them off instead of going to
the restroom.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh my god, that's uh, that's wrong on many levels.
I mean, my goodness, you'd be.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Surprised what you see in the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
What gets me?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
I don't know if y'all, But do y'all people in
la with pajamas on in the grocery store?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes? Yes, yes. In fact, now we're at the point.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Now we're the kids go to school in pajama Tell
you allowed to go to school in pajamas?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Mary Max? You know, Mary Max much younger than us.
She's she's a hips you know, hip hip woman and
all that. But Mary Mack, when you were going to school?
Did you wear pajamas when you were going to school?
Mary Matt, I actually got in trouble for it.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You did, really I did.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
They pulled me to the principal's office and they made
me change and then I went home. I went home
in pajamas, came back and pajamas, got in trouble again,
and then got sound.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
But I thought, I thought, now, I guess it depends
where you are, right. Some of the schools was like
a long came as long as you show up, just
wear pajamas and show did you show up?
Speaker 6 (28:33):
But please put the dealer it on. We don't want
to smell all day.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, that would be so I got with the same.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Peril pajamas on that I got for Christmas. He's just
walking around the store polo you know, Polo underwear and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Bridge like so, I think the story you're burying the
lead here though. The person that came into the store,
that the woman that left the panties there. She came
in with the underwear and left Comando style, I think
was what happened.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Yeah, me win command not women.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well you know whatever float your boat. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
But anyway, all well, great stories, man, We could this
could be like a regular bit Big Daddy stores from
the grocery store them all all right, Well thanks for
checking in, all right, saying all right, big Daddy checking
in from from Memphis.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
And you never guess.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Be careful those potatoes, man, you never want somebody's gonna
put those potatoes the peanuts.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Also the big pile of peanuts that they have at
the store. I bet there's a lot of weird stuff
in the peanuts that people put in there. Not good.
Let's go to Ryan, who's in Fresno, and what's going on? Ryan? Welcome? Wow.
Speaker 8 (29:42):
I have no idea how to follow those first two calls.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
You you don't want to talk about You don't want
to talk about weird items put in a grocery store
or your Obama phone or no, you don't want to
talk about any of that.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
No, Actually I want to talk about the Bengals. So uh,
Trey Henderson. Absolutely, he deserves a first round pick. He
is the most underrated path rusher in the league. I
was looking at his SATs the other day. People don't
even realize over a five to seven year period, he
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was top three sacks in the league with TJ. Watt
and Miles Garrett, and no one in the league would
put his name up in that top three category, better
than Max Crosby, better than the Oosas.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
And you know, I think if it was anything right, are.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You his agent? Are you the agent here?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
What do we got here?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Is your last name Hendrickson? By chance?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
No?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Well, I mean you have to look at the Bengals season.
I mean, if if they don't lose the last play
of the game, like seven different games, then he's defensive
player all the year.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
No, you're out of your mind. You're out of your
bloody mind. Wait a minute. You know you sound like
you know, he sounds just like the guy. Are you
really in Fresno?
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You sure about that?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Because there was a guy that called up that was
advocating for a basketball player for the Hornets. You have
a very you have a very similar sounding voice to
the guy that was waxing loquacious about Mark Williams. You
sound very similar, and the way you're talking about Hendrickson
is very similar to how that guy talked about Mark Williams.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
I have no idea who Mark Williams is, but oh that's.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
A generic name. There could be by twenty thirty people
named Mark Williams. Okay, well, okay, all right, So you're
so a guy from Fresnel calls up and you just
gave a shoulder robin a bubble bath to Hendrickson, gotcha, Okay,
that's random.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
I gotta I gotta go, all right, thank you? Oh yeah, yeah.
It is the band Mahlor Show. So there has been
a bit of a change.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Now it's not a complete, complete, complete, but the Steelers
last couple of days, it's been all about air and
Rogers and the fact that Rogers is waiting around and
what's going on with that. Well, now a story comes
out that the Steelers Mike Tomlin. Mike Tomlin on Tuesday
(32:24):
night was spotted at a restaurant in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Why
was Mike Tomlin at a restaurant in Tuscaloosa, Alabama?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Was he eating the Early Birds special?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, it turns out, according to a story that was
likely planted by the Pittsburgh Steelers, Mike Tomlin was spotted
having dinner with former Alabama quarterback Jalen Milroe. And they
were spotted at some restaurant in Tuscaloosa. But not only
was Mike Tomlin there, but also the GM of the
(32:59):
the Pittsburgh Steelers and the quarterback coach. Should point out
that I believe the pro day for Alabama is on Wednesday,
so they were there early having dinner, and the Steelers
had the twenty first overall pick in the NFL draft
there at number twenty one, So sure that was intentional
(33:22):
to let Aaron Rodgers know if you don't act fast,
we can draft someone else and replace you.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Throw that out there. Time now for the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
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I Game? I am a starting pitcher who that has
a five point six to earn run average since the
year twenty twenty. That is the highest of any pitcher
in baseball. But I've also been paid over one hundred
million dollars in that time. Again, playing the who am
(34:20):
I game? I am who starting pitcher that has an
earn run average of five point six two since twenty
twenty the highest of any pitcher in baseball, while also
any qualified pitcher in baseball, while also being paid over
one hundred million dollars in that time.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Who am I? That is the question. The answer. We'll
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Speaker 8 (35:41):
Game?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
We'll go to baseball here.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
As the season got underway with a soft launch in Tokyo,
the Dodgers shutting down most of the Cup offense and
winning that game getting off to the one to zero start.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
So here's the who am I game?
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I am a starting pitcher that as a five point
six to two e er since twenty twenty, the highest
among any qualified pitcher in baseball in that time, while also.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Being paid over one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Man, I know Astro Chant knows who this is, but
I don't know if anyone else knows who this is.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Let's see, does anyone know the answer? You w'll go
page down here?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Milkman Mike in Colorado says, just the milkman playing something
something something.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I don't know what that meant. Who else to you have?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Mister Luciano says Triff Trish Stratus is the answer. All right,
lovely lady, my apologies to or who else do you have?
Page down? I can't read that the line O the
shields guess by mister nice guy the expost to line
over the shields.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Danny Tanner from.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Far out Dave Milkman Mike and Colorado says, hollering, James,
a more successful twin brother is the answer?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Andy Reid, who is sixty seven.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Today from Late Night Drug tester King Rory's going with
Angry Bill as his answer. Nuke Lalooche from Scrooge, who
is in Jacksonville picking with Poppy from Alf the Alien
o Piner. Poppy is now retired from calling the show,
and we'll always remember Poppy's contribution to the show. All
(37:17):
those radios snapping off when Poppy would call up. We
remember Mala prop guy says Cookie Rojas is the answer.
Fine financewer Nelson Cruz guests by Shane in Des Moines,
Page Down. Phil McCracken Jr. Guest by Andy in Line o' lakes,
(37:38):
Line o' lakes. There who else do we have? Paige
Dan Clayton went to high school with Matthew Stafford Kershaw
from Shane listening in Portland. Dallas Kikeel guest by Timothy
from Northern Kentucky. Robbie the Mariner fan got this right,
obviously cheating. Bad job by him, Big Lou, He's on
(38:00):
number two from the LBC, he says, the gardener of
the Grassy Knoll. He's the too soon, Too soon, Bigloo.
Josh Hamilton's pile of Cocaine from Trucker.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Joe got to have a fall guy.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Gay Lord Perry tossed out by the nature boy Mariner
legend gay Lord Perry Kelly formerly known as Donut Kelly
but now known as des Moines Kelly, and she's going
with John Cruck as her answer. Super Marcus Steve says
the great oil Can Boyd one of the all time
great names that would not be allowed today. You cannot
(38:39):
have a player named oil Can Boyd, not named after
an oil can, not named after an oil can. Who
at BP also went with that answer. Mickey Lolich gets
by Rob in Minnesota. Tom from Fullerton's going with the
bambino Babe Rooke. Well, he has not done much, Babe
Ruth since twenty twenty, has not done much. Slim Tim
(39:00):
who is up laid a proud cheesehead, going with side
show Bob as the answer. In Ozzie was, who's hanging
out in the outback? He's got that Elon Musk satellite
hookup and he's listening.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
He's going with.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Punky Brewsters as the answer. Great Punky Brewster. All right,
let's see here Enie Meanie money Mo. All right, Mary Mack,
do you have an answer to the who am I
Game question, Mary Max, He's in the share.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, the question are The answer is Michael Jordan. Michael
Jordan one.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Of the great pitchers for they should got Birmingham. Why
White Sox or Barons or no, that is incorrect. The
correct answer is Patrick Corbin Patriccorman with the Nationals.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
He just signed with the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
He made over one hundred million dollars since twenty twenty
and was the worst pitcher in baseball.