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Welcome, it's our number one, our number one of the
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of January. And here in our number one, it is
all about the coaching carousel. We start out in Jerry's world.
How do you classify Jerry Jones interviewing Bryan Schottenheimer for
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the head coaching job in Dallas. Also, do you think
Mike McCarthy is nervous about possibly being shut out of
the coaching cycle he didn't get the Bear's job, he
is prominently mentioned for the job in the Bayou. And
what is the lesson of Kevin O'Connell's Viking multi year
contract extension teachable moment. We'll get to that as well.
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And something I don't often talk about, Jerry's World. It's
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my favorite place to visit. I don't know about your
favorite place in the Milky Way, but my favorite place
is Jerry's World. And if you ever got a sports
talk radio show, your favorite place to visit would be
Jerry's World. So we follow the life in Times of
America's team, the cinematic drama trying to find a new
head coach. If you haven't heard the latest, maybe you're
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out playing in the snow right. A lot of people
sending me pictures of the snow and the video and
the cold and all that so maybe you're out enjoying
the nice, nice January Bomby conditions, if you enjoy the
cold weather. So we've learned the Cowboys, the Dallas Cowboys
have completed an interview not with Dion Sanders. No no, no, no,
no no. They've gone above Dion Sanders. They have completed
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an interview with Brian Schottenheimer. Say what, yeah, Brian Schottenheimer
for the vacant head coaching job. We are told that
the interview took three and a half hours. What could
they possibly have talked about for three and a half hours.
I don't know about you. I've been in a few
job interviews over the years. None of them have lasted
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three and a half hours. Would they sit down and
watch cartoons? What were they doing for three and a
half hours? I'd love to know. Anyway, If you look
at the big board, the big board, this marks not one,
not two, not three? How about number four? Number four
is on the door. That's the fourth interview you had.
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Kellen Moore virtually Robert Salah more on him in a minute,
and Leslie Fraser down goes Frasier, down, goes Frase. Now
Dion Sanders a popular pick by popular people is not
on that list, despite conowtling. Now, would anyone be surprised
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if Jerry has stealth bomber like interviewed Dion Sanders, he
takes some drone and flown over to Colorado how to
chat with Dean? Nobody be shocked by that. But the
name of the day not to be confused with the
soup of the day or the special of the day.
The name of the day a la carte is Brian Schottenheimer.
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As the Cowboys dining al Fresco outside with Brian Schottenheimer,
who was on the Cowboy coaching staff. He was listed
as the offensive coordinator, but Mike McCarthy did all the
heavy lifting, and he's been considered for both the head
coach we are told, and offensive coordinator positions in Dallas.
So let us discuss the question, how do you classify
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the latest reporting that Jerry Jones has spoken and interviewed
Brian Schottenheimer, the spawn of Marty Schottenheimer, for the Cowboy
coaching jobs. So I've gotten arcade, mafia, and tree hugger,
and we will combine all of these things together and
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we are going to make a clay Doll gumby Gumby.
You might not know who that is, but what's popular
back in the day, all right, So a you do
not have to be Jay Glazer or Adam Schefter to
know that this name, Brian Schottenheimer does not move the needle,
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does not move the needle, Like, what are we doing here?
You're the Dallas bleeping Cowboys. In fact, that name is
so disgusting it makes me want to puke in my mouth.
Kellen Moore, Robert Sala, Leslie Fraser, and Brian Schantenheimer tell
me you're not even trying. Without telling me you're not
even trying. What are we doing? Brian Schottenheimer is the
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kind of guy that the Colts would hire the Ben Gals.
He's Jack is what he is. Just a coach, that's
what he is. Nothing special. Has over twenty years in
the game. It's good to be the son of an
NFL coach. So the younger shot and Iram, Brian shot
and I for twenty years. Over twenty years coaching. He's
had multiple stints with multiple franchises as offensive coordinator, four
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different teams. None of them he left a mark on.
We used to goofind him when he was with the Jets,
but who doesn't. So he's a nepotism baby. He's Bronnie
James is what he is. He's a nepo baby. Now,
Jerry is running this coaching search like he's at the arcade.
He's had a couple of shots of whiskey or whatever.
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He's blindfolded and he's playing the claw machine and he's
attempting to get the big Stuffy to be the coach
of the Cowboys. This conversation, well, it's just you know,
we'll we'll talk about whatever's going on here. But he's
just like you're drawing a blank. It's like, what are
you doing? You know, even even for due diligent purposes,
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it's bad for fan morale. Schottenheimer has no business of
being a head coach, certainly not of a glamour franchise,
allegedly like the Cowboys. But it makes no sense even
to hire somebody. Were saying, well, they just interviewed them,
to hire them as the offensive coordinator. And that gets
on your nerves too. And I have no skin in
the game. I'm not a Cowboy fan. But you follow
the chain of command. You you hire the head coach,
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and then the head coach they're the ones that pick
the offensive coardor not vice versa. It's like you're counting
your chickens before they hatch here, and that's a bad
job by you. So I understand. I'm a cowboy supporters.
The Cowboy loyalists are going on a wild ride here.
They're being taken into the Winnie the Pooh world and
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they are playing the role of e Or and they're
becoming even more miserable and pessimistic, pessimistic. They're like the
donkey very much. So question everything. And you must be
a skeptic about all of of Jerry's plans. Is he
really going to hire another sock puppet? Is Dave Campbell's
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still around? Can they bring him back? And they go
back in the way back machine. Well, the clappers on
TV every Sunday, they can bring him back. Clap on,
Clap off the clapper. He's available. He's on TV all
right now. Page two. So elsewhere as we spam the
globe to bring you the latest on the coaching care So,
Mike McCarthy, did you see this. Mike McCarthy supposed to
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interview with the Saints, but that was delayed by the
Southern blast of cold, snowy weather that hit the southern
United States below the Mason Dixon line, so Mike McCarthy's
trip was delayed to the Bayou. However, however, he is
the betting favorite McCarthy to get the job in now LLINs.
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This after the Bears snashed Ben Johnson. This is the
only gig Mike McCarthy, the only one that Mike McCarthy
has been prominently mentioned for is in even being considered
for at this point. Now do you think do you
think that Mike McCarthy is nervous? Do you think he's
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nervous about being shut out on this go round of
the coaching cycle. So I will play psychologists, something that
we have to do when you have a talk show.
So I believe the concern level is very small, marginal, marginal.
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Here's why, by all accounts, at this point when you
read the room, Mike McCarthy is still in the pole position. Now,
he was in the pole position for the Bear's job
and then he lost the race. He lost the race,
but he wasn't for a while. He was in the
pole position there, so you could lose this job too. Plus,
and this is the main point when you talk about
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Mike McCarthy is he's financially set eighteen years. Cartoon size
NFL head coach checks New Orleans is not a great job.
It's not the roster blows, it's it's a piecemeal organization.
If Mike McCarthy goes to a place like ne Orleans
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and sucks at a time, you cannot suck. Guess what.
It doesn't matter. He's a made man anyway. Whether he
gets the job or not. Success in the football world
is a shirt. He's a fully initiated member of the
NFL mafia, which means whether he gets this job or not,
he'll either get some no show, decently paying consulting job
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in the NFL or or he'll draw a line over
to some TV job somewhere. My favorite now is a pundchest.
Everyone wants to do audio content, and he can do
a podcast. But either way, he's going to get a
gig that'll pay him a decent amount while he treads
water and waits for another head coaching job to open
up with his name on it. Right, last word we
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now go to mean the salt. We peeled back the
onion and we stepped further into the Viking ship where
coach Kevin O'Connell has agreed to a multi die year
contract extension, multi year contract extension, avoiding duck status, lame
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duck status. He had one year left and he had
made a deal with the devil. He was upset the
Vikings wouldn't extend him last year. So he ends up
staying on the sidelines in the Twin Cities. So what
is the life lesson? All right? What is the life
lesson of Kevin O'Connell's Vikings extension. You're probably saying them
out there's no life lesson. You're just talking out of
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you took us with the life lesson? What's wrong with you?
But there is a life lesson here. There's a couple
of them. Lesson Number one, the playoffs don't matter, all right.
The Vikings absolutely embarrassed themselves. They ran into a hurricane
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in their underwear. They were not prepared, They were not
showing any sense of urgency, even though they were down
by a gazillion points to the rams. They were seemingly
running out the clock. And despite that, many people getting
on their soapbox saying what is Kevin O'Connell doing. Clearly
the organization was just happy to make the playoffs, and
they were blaming it on Sam Darnold and not O'Connell.
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On the Houdini act of exiting the playoffs, stays left
against the Rams. Lesson number two, it's a teachable moment.
Lesson number two. Timing matters. Timing matters, and also being
an environmentalist, being a tree hugger matters, because when you're
a tree hugger, you have to plant trees or go
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a very well timed leak, a very well timed league
from Kevin O'Connell's camp, whether it was his agent or
someone else to Jay Glazer right before the final Sunday
of the NFL season was going to kick off, members
on the Fox pregame show, and Jay Glazer had the
story that there was a story that had been planted
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inside Jay's phone, inside Jay's phone that the other NFL
teams were plotting to try to trade for Kevin O'Connell
and get him out of Minnesota. Oh Man, that was
a big story. So that clearly a plant. Right. That
fairy tale in the NFL pregame show was meant to
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put some pressure on the Viking ownership, the people that
call the shots there, and it worked right. Spoiler alert,
it hit the center of the bullseye. Right there, boom,
center shot bullseye. So Kevin O'Connell is signed, sealed and delivered.
All the teas have been crossed, the dyes have been added,
dotted on the on the the docu sign. So now
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we'll see whether or not he has the Midas touch
or the Sadam touch with JJ McCarthy, whether it's lost
in translation or better. Days are ahead for the Minnesota
Vikings player that had a essentially a red shirt year. Right,
JJ McCarthy got hurt in play supposedly learned while watching.
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We'll see if that pays pays off or not. We'll see.
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a show. It's a talk radio show with some hot
cowboy talk late night drug test right, since says the
Cowboys coaching candidates do move the needle, It is just
moving it a bad batch of insulin, which keeps the
sweet sweet radio content at an all time high. He says,
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let's see Cowboys Anthony in Anaheim, who has sold out.
When Anthony started, he was a young guy and he
listened to every show and he stayed up all night.
Now he's married with kids and so he hardly ever
listens live. But he's up late listening to the live show.
King Rory writes in says things have warmed up a bit.
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Here we are above zero. I know you were curious.
I was very concerned about that, very concerned about that. Anyway,
he says, if Mike McCarthy did start a podcast, he
should name it highly Successful, since he is a highly
successful coach. Now I know what you're doing. There Roy
very funny. Mike McCarthy final moments as cow Boy coach
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said I do not want to talk about myself and
then gave his resume on how great he was as
a NFL head coach. He announced his resume and that
did not work out for the Chicago Bears. They said, Man,
we know your resume, but we're not interested. Ozzie Wise
from way out in the boondocks of Australia where no
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one else is other than him and some kangaroos, He's
got that Elon Musk satellite hookup. He says with Mike McCarthy,
he has at least been sort of a head coach
and some flash in the rather than some flash in
the pan coordinator. Yeah, nature Boy says, I like Kevin
O'Connell on all in the family, he says, Chipping the
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Cues writes in from Balmy Syracuse. He says a plus
on the maland monologue. This whole situation with Dallas interviewing
Brian Schottenneimer reminds me when back in nineteen eighty old
Houston Oilers Loving the Blue announced they had signed a
quarterback named Bradshaw on their team. Shubble was it was
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Craig not Terry Bradshaw. Yeah, that is a problem. Yeah,
supermarket Steve says, when you said that Brian Schottenheimer was
a jack, I thought you were going to say just
a crowd because he's German. You thought wrong? How dare
you bad job by you? Tom from Fullerton would like
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to let all the affiliates know that he's listening to
us while watching Harry Potter. He's watching Harry Potter while
listening to the movies. Yeah, but you got to focus
on the show. Focus on the show, he says. I
can multitask, and he says, mallon Milusia, what house of
Hogwarts would would Ben belong to? Have you done the quiz?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Well, he's got his own quiz on here. I'm I'm
gonna vote right now. I think I think I'm gonna
go Gryffindorf. Gyff.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't think you get to choose.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, I just did. I voted in the he had
the thing. I voted. Where do you think you can vote?
I will send you the quiz, actually, Coop will send
you that. No, No, he's no craft, No, no, I
just chose one. Gryffindorf. Yeah, that was just an opinion
piece that wasn't an actual like it is what she wants.
This is an official Tom from Fullerton survey. It's scientifical
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survey from Tom, and Fuller is.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Actually asking other people what how's we think you would
belong to? So you're not even supposed to answer that.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well, I was allowed to answer that. That's a glitch.
Clearly it's a glitch, but I was allowed to answer. Now,
Sirius Sean writes in and he he is the I'm
going to change his name from Siria Sean to non
secuitar man. He's he says, I'm on a bus ride
and it really he said that bus ride really took
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out my U. He took a bus from l A
to Arizona back to the Phoenix. So long, long, very
dull bus ride. I made that drive. It's not exciting
in a car. I can't imagine it's exciting in a bus.
But at least in a bus you can like disassociate
while you're riding in it, you know, or on the car.
Right bens who's around? I mean, there's some people around.
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It could be some people that are like smell. They
could have bo in the bus and what do you do?
Like they got the bo how do you handle that?
It's a problem. I mean, you know you're gonna mess
around with that and all that. So it's a just
sprits everyone you stink. Yeah, people getting fights and stuff.
It's a big it's a big mess anyway, all right,
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it is the Ben mal Show. We'll take some calls here.
It is a call in show, and let's say hello
to Andre who's in the Commonwealth. Hello Andre, Welcome, Hello Ben.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's very good to be with you.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Listen on.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
It's Mike McCarthy situation. It's a bit peculiar to me
because I'm just wondering how the carousel continues to go
around and he gets his uh, he gets an opportunity
to step on and lead his team to some more
good regular seasons. Uh, and then first round exits, you know,
with no real chance of winning a super Bowl. It's
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kind of kind of perplexed because like Mike McCarthy is
to the NFL, what essentially Doc Rivers is to the NBA,
and then you know, you bring him in when like
this just to kind of he's a bridge coach, you know. Nonetheless,
you have other candidates out there you know, the situation
with Gerard Mayo here in New England obviously didn't get
a fair shake, wasn't put in a position for the
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long haul the first three years. Now Bett, did he
have won that last game of the regular season, No,
But the reason he did win that game because it
just showed how it's toxic and combustible a situation it
had become where a homegrown, you know, true blue patriot,
somebody that was born and bred by the organization decides
to pull an Ette brute and stab the organization right
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in the back and take away a number one pick.
You know, how do you get yourself into that situation?
You know, the circumstance in my mind allowed for it
because of the contentiousness and the vitriol and every and
everything else. So with Mike McCarthy, look, you said eighteenth seasons,
he's got plenty of money, you know, and you know
he's he's a capable coach, but he's certain he's not
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taking your team anywhere, and hasn't been before, is my point.
And I don't know why. You know, you know it's
not just a Brian floor as the Gerard Mayos. But
give give a young up and comer a chance, an opportunity,
Why don't you go out there for you the Saints
and find the next Sean McVay rather than going with, well.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, everyone's trying to find the next Sean McVay, but
you have to end up with like one hundred stiff
coaches before you get the next Sean McVay. And McVeigh
wasn't even like a coordinator. He was just like a guy.
He wasn't even like the guy. He was a guy,
but he wasn't the guy when he ended up getting
the job. Now, my conspiracy theory on Gerard Mayo is
he found out someone let him know maybe Friday that
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he was getting whacked, and that's why they went out
there and were able to win the game. Because on
the Patriots, like it was like half an hour after
the game ended with Buffalo and they sent out a
well written, well edited news release with all these quotes
from Robert Kraft about the dismissal of Gerrod Mayo that
was not put together on the fly. They didn't just
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pull that out of there. It took us at the
last second. They had that ready to go, that was
that was in the queue ready to hit the send button.
So I bet you Gerard Mayo found out somewhere during
the week that he was getting whacked, and that was
his going away president to the Patriots, like, you can
get rid of me. But I wouldn't be shocked if
he told this team, is that gonna get rid of me?
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Let's go out there and kick them out, and that
the fact. But even if he didn't even have to
do that because the Bills were playing a bunch of
backups anyway, So you know, either way, but it's a
better story if he said, Hey, let's get these guys
and go out and win the game, and they did.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, and getting them he got himself, you know, is
it comic cotton?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
No, but no, to get himself because he was already
gonna get let go anyway, if you found out you know, listen,
I got let go from here. I found out the
night before I was getting letting go. And there's been
other jobs I've had where I've I've been tipped off
that I was gonna get let go, And so it
does change your perspective on things.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
But Ben, my point is it muddies the water for
his next opportunity because there's so much collateral damage from
what he did. Yeah, you want to go with the organization, fine,
But to take away a number one pick from an
institution and a fan base, that doesn't look good on you.
And that's why I think it speaks to the situation.
Yet they're gonna fire you. But had he not done that,
we would look at him the same way we look
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at Steve Wilks, the same way we look at Brian
Flores other coaches who haven't had the chance to play
out the string. But because he did that, it gives
the organization a little bit of a no problem.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I don't I don't think so I disagree. Let's see
what who knows. Rob Mayo might go into business and
that'll be that and leave coaching. He's gonna get paid
for at least the next couple of years, I believe,
I think get a three year deal. So there's a
bunch of money he's getting anyway, not the coach, which
is really a great thing. When you get a lot
of money and you don't have to do anything, that's
a wonderful thing. You sit on your ass and you
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pick your nose all day and you watch cartoons and
it's just just absolutely wonderful. What a great thing. That
is all right, I thank you wonderful, Yes, all right,
the great Andre from the Commonwealth checking in see who
do we have here, Anthony and Anaheim giving real time feedback.
He says it's almost twenty years now. He says he
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started listening in twenty oh seven. God, I can't believe
that's been almost twenty years. Geez, how the hell I'll
say that, How the hell is that almost twenty years ago?
But it is if you do the malor math on
that Lorena, it's you see the calendar and then you
go back and yeah, we're only we're only a couple
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couple clicks of the calendar away from from twenty years. Man,
it just zooms by zoom zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom,
zooms boom, zoom, zoom, zoom zoom zoom. Now, we don't
talk about the NBA on this show because it's bad product,
and we don't talk about bad products. We try to
avoid bad products. It's not that popular right now, so
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we don't talk about it. When the playoffs come around,
we'll suddenly shift into NBA mode. Actually, really, when the
Super Bowl ends, we'll probably mix in more NBA. So
we have another give or take a month a little
less than that before we start gearing back up with
the NBA and the NBA about to change. Was watching
in the background as I was scanning the world Wide
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Web trying to find things that I thought were interesting
to talking about, and came across the Miami Heat. They
lost to the Portland Trail Blazers, which is hard to
do because the Blazers suck and Miami at home lost.
What happened to that Heat culture? What happened to the
South Beach flu? None of that working right now in Miami.
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And is it true a mega trade is brewing? There
are reports in the overnight that a three team, multi
dimensional New tron Bomb kind of a trade is in
the works that would involve the Heat, the Bucks, and
the Suns Now play along. There's a lot of moving
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parts of this play along. So part number one, Jimmy
Butler goes outbound from Miami and goes to the Valley
of the Sun to Sky Harbor Airport there in Phoenix
and hangs out with Kevin Durant and they play grab
ass and everything's great. Jimmy Butler goes to Phoenix. Milwaukee
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would pick up Bradley Beal. Bradley Beal from the Suns.
He would have to wave his no trade class to
go to Milwaukee, see if that works out, and Miami
would receive Chris Middleton from the Milwaukee basketball team. There'd
be other crap involved in that. Now, there was a
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bit of a dead give white, a bit of a
dead give white. Jimmy Butler, the Butler did it. I
mentioned I had this Son's Blazers game on in the background,
and Jimmy Butler was wearing shoes that had the colors
of the Phoenix Suns. The plot thickens. Yeah, he was.
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He had the shoes. You can see. I'm not making
that up. I mean even blind Scott can see that.
I mean, the shoes are right there. Yeah, I'm sure
it's just a coincidence. It's a quinkie dink and he
had another layer to the cake, another layer to the cake.
There just randomly, randomly happened to be wearing shoes that
had the color pattern of the Phoenix basketball team. Just
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dumb luck. Dumb luck, that's all. It was. Obviously, dumb luck.
Nothing else, nothing else at all. I'm clear clear, Come on,
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And let's say hello to Real Talk in New York. Hello,
Real Talk, Welcome. I have the dump button ready, Ben,
Thank you? All right, So we'll just get him on
and off. I'm sure he'll say something something funny, then
he'll say something offensive. We'll hang up on him and
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we'll move on. Hello, Real Talk.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
I said navy. Ben's gone to be the one who
saved me. And after all, Ben, you're in my wonder wall,
Real Talk in the house. What's up, Ben, My dude?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You know how we do That's all right, That's how
we keep it real. That's how we keep it real.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Yes, sir, let's keep it real, New York City, stand up, Ben,
Saint Johns's back, baby. Then Rick Patino has brought Saint
Johnson their best start since nineteen ninety eight. Sixteen and three.
They decimated Villanova two weeks ago, they beat up all
Oversea Hall. Saint Johnson's not just in the top twenty five,
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They're in the top twenty.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
They're killing it. Man, Red Storm is bad, baby. How
you feel about that? Benny? Benny?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Are you talking college basketball before the center?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Then? You know, I tell you, Saint Johnson's like the
dream college. I wanted to go to it. That's when
my parents went. That's where they met. My sister went there,
my other went there. I'm the only one to go
to Saint Johns because I got like a scholarship to
a different, different schy. So I'm killing it.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Then.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
You know what I'm saying, Well, you're still.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Young enough, you can. Why don't you go get some
some extra degree with Saint John's. Become a Johnny. Come on,
I'm good.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Hey, Ben, I gotta I gotta put your boy Justin
Cooper on blast.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Dude, Man, what did he do? Did it? Was it
bad customer service?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
So a couple of weeks ago, when Coop was on
his Hollywood report, I didn't mention that there's this movie
called like Night Bitch with eighty Amy Adams, And on
the strength of that recommendation, I saw that movie. And
let me tell you something, Ben, just in case you're
wondering if Hollywood was done mackey, movies bashing men talk
about how superior women are their gosses. Well, don't you hurry, Ben,
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because Night Bitch fault right in line with another movie.
I'll give it to you in thirty seconds. Way has
a baby, can't compete, she's tripping, she blames her husband.
She spends the rest to the movie talking with women,
we're superior. Man heard garbage based?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Did you promote a movie that attacks men? Did you
do that, Coopolo?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I've never I've never seen the movie, so he knows
more than I do.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Did you see a preview of the movie? Did you
know what the movie?
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yes, I saw, they don't. All they say in the
preview is that she turns into a dog.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Bas all metaphorical. It's all metaphorical when she does that
dogs though like one minute she's a dog. She does
something crazy as a dog, and she wakes up like
what happened? What do they do?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Like?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
It's a ridiculous movie.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Movie t did you?
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Is all that movie is used. Never date a woman
who thinks she's really smart, because girls who think they're
smart they overthink things and they do the worst kind
of analysis, which is self analysis, and they ruined the relationship.
That's why he's a data woman that's not too smart.
That's why I'm I'm like kind of jealous of Sean
because Kelly don't know Kelly, she don't seem too smart.
So I bet you got that man?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
All right, thank you right there. You gonna have to
go to the podcast for that one. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
The best part though, is when he was sitting there saying,
you know, don't date a woman that's smart. Loraina is
sitting over here just nodding her head.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Wasn't like that. I'm like, this is exactly what I expected.
That was the yeah, yeah, okay, you agree, because I
was about to just turn him off. I was about
to turn off his mic.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And be like, I'm not dealing with this today, but don't.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
You think in general, though not necessarily as women, but
in general, like if your people that think way too
much in life, Like life's hard enough when you're stupid.
Can you imagine if you're thinking about everything? Holy crap,
what a nightmare that is. Anyway, here's the who am I? Game?
Oh yeah, here's who am I? Go to a podcast later,
it'll be up here. All the dirty words. I think
I talked over one of them, but that's fine. Here's
the who am I? Game? Dan Quinn, who has been
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on the sidelines as the Washington football team won fourteen
games this season, including the playoffs, after finishing with four
wins last season. Dan Quinn has become the second coach
ever to improve a team by ten wins in his
first season with a club, including the postseason. He joins
me is the only other coach to do it again.
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Dan Quinn in the Washington football team, They've got fourteen
wins now including the postseason, and after finishing with just
four wins a year ago, and is the second coach
ever to improve a team by ten wins in his
first season with the club, including the postseason. He joins
me as the only other coach to do it. Who
am I? That is the question? The answer we'll get
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to it and we will do it next.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
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Back to the talking we go.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Thank God for the Internet.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, Bill, you didn't say my name again. That's a
bad job by you. Here is the somewhat popular who
am I Game? So Dan Quinn who wears his baseball
cap backwards, and that upsets guys like Cowherd and all that.
You know, no real coach Tours was well, dan Quinn,
is you talk about living a trond life that they
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happen to get Jaden Daniels while he was there? Otherwise
he'd be the village idiot still but anyway. Dan Quinn,
who has been on the sidelines as the Washington football team,
has won fourteen games this season, including the playoffs, after
finishing with four wins last season. He's the second coach
ever to improve a team by ten wins in his
first season with the club, that includes the postseason, joining me,
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Who am I? That is the question? And what is
the answer? I don't see does anyone who know the answer?
We go to the great unwashed here, the hoy ploy
and the Malord Militia. So many wild and crazy answers
coming in. Miguel on Fire says USC Hall of Famer
fall back Petrose Papadakis is the answer, the big p
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Who else do we have? Christopher in Kansas City says
it has to be Kansas Jayhawks head coach Hall of
Famer Bill Self take notes Real talk Rick Springfield from
random Ryan in Carolina. Yeah, all right, I did get
a note from my father in law who lives in
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North Carolina, in Wilmington, the Wilmington area. There at snowing
well snow in Wilmington, North Carolina. Andy from Lionel Lakes,
Minnesota says, Coach Hines is the answer. Nick going with
Frosty the Snowman. As it is now minus nine degrees
in Richland County, minus nine extreme cold warning remains in effect,
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so act accordingly. Who else do we have? Page down?
Let's see here? Stuck in Sacramento says following the Immortal
Blackout Bowl where the Harballs went head to head. Who
is Dan Quinn's brother Brady Quinn? He hates Sacramento too, Forest,
I was stuck in Sacramento, Forest, Greg from Rob in Minnesota.
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Late Nights Rochester says Angry Bills for Fever Dream Caitlyn,
who is twenty three today? Who else do we have?
Hall of Famer c c. Sabbathia, Jim the Anville Knightheart
from Alf the Alien Opiner, ferg Dog going with Coach Stupid.
That's not very nice, Fergie. Who else do you have?
Big Red Machine Caine from Rob in Vegas Big Dick
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Dudley from King Rory. That's his answer. The loser that
didn't vote for each row, guessed by Robbie the Mariner Fan.
Do you have an answer, Lorraine? U yes, I believe
it is Vince Lombardi. Vince Lombardi. What an answer? That
is Lombardi. No, that is incorrected is former Dolphin coach
Tony Sparano. Tony Sparty got all of the glasses. He's
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that now rest in thiefs to Tony Sparano twenty eight,
twenty away.