October 8, 2024 • 35 mins
Ben Maller talks about how things have changed for Dennis Allen's Saints after their loss to the Chiefs on MNF, what the heck has happened to Derek Carr, the performance by Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one. We begin
the festivities on this Tuesday, the eighth day of October,
with a little Monday Night football Monday Monday, New Orleans
and Cansas City. And it was a domination situation for
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the hometown team. How have things changed for Dennis Allen Saints.
I'm old enough to remember when they were two and
aero in the year and everyone was kissing. There took
us not anymore. Also, what the heck happened to Derek Carr?
He was injured in this game? But three consecutive stink
bomb performances by Derek Carr? And how do you explain
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs with all the playmakers out
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dominating A dominating performance. We'll talk about that and more
right now, give it up to our number one living
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somewhere in the Greater Kansas City area, a very happy,
very drunk Chiefs fan who calls our show is smiling
from ear to ear as he's boozing it up as
we speak right now. Because we're gonna start with.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The game on Monday night at Arrowhead Stadium. The baseball
conversation is pretty good, but we're gonna start appropriately enough
with the story of the NFL because the NFL is
bigger than baseball and play the hits, my man. So
that was the site Arrowhead, the final game in Week
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five on the NFL card, the reigning back to back
champs in action. You had the Fox refugees, Joe Buck
and Troy Aikman, who sold their souls, took that nil
money they had the call. Taylor Swift was in the hiszy.
She was there hanging out. I guess they have to
continue their relationship. They cannot break up yet because of
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the stories that we're on the internet. Anyway, if you
didn't watch, perhaps you missed it. We watched flipping back
and forth between the baseball all activity in the Bronx,
Patrick Mahomes, Mahomie, how did he do well? Mahomes working
his match? You getting any ragtag roster of playmakers, although
you would not know it by the results. Mahomes three
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hundred and thirty one yards through the air. Travis Kelcey
had a game I nine catches for seventy yards, Kareem
Hunt with twenty seven carries for one hundred and two
yards on the ground and also a touchdown. So if
you were in a coma for a few years, SA,
that's the same old Chiefs. You had Mahomes, and you
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had the Kelsey and you had Kareem Hunt and Andy
Reids on the sideline. Same old, same old, same old.
But if you've listened to the show at all over
the years, you know that one of the great mantras
that we have is the better stories in the losing
locker room. And so that is where we will begin.
How have things changed for Dennis Allen and the Saints,
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who now find themselves on the wrong side of five
hundred through five weeks of the NFL season. So how
things change for Dennis Allen the Saints. I've got Agua, magic,
eight ball, and Jedi, and we will combine all of
these things together, and we are going to pray because
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at this point the Saints need rosary beats the way
things are going. So a we'd like to welcome the
New Orleans football team to a place we call Realityville.
It's a little village, Realityville, also on the wrong side
of the tracks. Now I'm old enough. I don't know
about you, but I'm old enough to remember when the
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Saints were the talk of the town. They had the
Sizzle Reel, and when they put their scissle reel together
at the end of the year and they make the
highlight film for social media of what happened here in
twenty twenty four, I believe they will focus on the
win against Carolina and the win against Dallas and then
fade to block because that appears to be what has
happened here to these Saints stories about this being the
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start of greatness. I read an article. I remember reading
this online. I laughed at it the time. I said
there's no way this can be true. But people wrote
writing this nonsense that Dennis Allen had changed his entire
career arc with that win over the Dallas Cowboys. Remember,
he did some interviews going around saying, well, you know,
all this was. He's tried to downplay everything because even
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he knew, right, even he knew. It turns out that
the quick start was just that, a false start. If
you will here and now uphill in need of oxygen,
the New Orleans Saints false openings. Like you see a
movie gets that good opening scene and then you're eating
your popcorn. You're like, oh, it's gonna be a great movie,
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and then you're oh, man, that was terrible. I mean,
it was got off to a good start, but it
was it was brutal. Or it's like a relationship. We
have a great first date, you're all excited, and then
after that it's like this person's got boh and he's terrible. Anyway.
So here's the deal for the Saints. It's my theory
is agua as in water, seeks its own level, and
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extreme outcomes are followed by more moderate ones. And these
are the real Saints. These are them. That's realityville for
the Saints. They have arrived. They got a trumpet quarterback.
But the most disheartening thing for me, and I'm not
going to sit here and pretend like I didn't pick
the Saints on the TV show to cover the spread.
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I didn't do it because of the quarterback. We'll get
to him in a second. The reason I did it
was because I believe that there had something special defensively.
I didn't think that that was fake. I now have
changed my position. Their phony, they're frauds. I was bamboozled
by the New Orleans defense not up to the challenge.
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It's a measuring stick. Kansas City a measures even without
all of the playmates. The fact that that Chiefs team
was able to go out there and run eighty plays
on offense eighty they had twenty eight first downs almost
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five one hundred yards of offense. Let me repeat that
for those of you a little slow in the back
of the room. The Orleans Saints defense that fancied themselves
as a top five defense in the NFL, allowed four
one hundred and sixty yards to a bunch of old geezers,
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and they had extra time to prepare emasculating embarrassing are
words that I would use. All right, Now, let's get
to the meat of the matter here. Don't bear the lead,
my man. All right, So what the heck happened to
Derek Carr? So again, this goes back to what we
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talked about at the beginning of the season. Derek Carr
had figured something out, new hot shot, play caller, offensive coordinator,
a lot of movement, a lot of people jealous of
what they had in New Orleans. All of a sudden,
they had unlocked the code for Derek Carr. Okay, Well,
much like the movie Cinderella, the glass slipper has turned
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back into a crappy shoe and that's Derek Carr. Carr
had an out of body experience for a couple of weeks,
but now he's back in his body and he is
the quarterback that has a software bug, right, a software
with a glitch aid sporadic malfunction, which is a problem
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one of the cars we have, the Malamobile, there's a
sporadic malfunction in the electric wiring, and every time we
have taken it to get repaired, they do not recreate
the problem. And then as soon as we take the
car away, the problem returns. That's Derek Carr in a nutshell.
It is right. And so we asked the magic eight ball.
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We said, hey, almighty all powerful magic eight ball, we
need your guidance. What does the outlook look like for
Derek Carr the rest of the year. And the Magic
gate ball said, outlook not so good is what the
Magic gate ball said. Now, he didn't leave the game
with an injury, so some of you will give him
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an alibi. But before he left the game with injury,
Derek Carr sucked at a time you can't not suck. Oh,
he is terrible. And this continues a trend the last
three weeks since that two to zero start for the
New Orleans football team, Derek Carr last three games averaging
six point one yards per pass attempt seven is average,
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six point one yards per attempt, three touchdowns, three interceptions,
and a passer rating of eighty one point one like
a college radio station, eighty one point one on the
FM dial. That's Derek Carr. So much for Clint Kubiak
having the secret code. The offensive four naighter does not,
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and New Orleans they have the Buccaneers up ahead, and
then also the Broncos and the Chargers, Now, the Broncos
have a top notch defense. I'm not convinced bo Nicks
is great, but their defense has been playing well. Chargers
will be good defensively. So the Saints. That's looking like
three losses. They're gonna be sitting here two and six,
two and six for New Orleans. Does anyone disagree with that?
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Good luck? All right? Now, last word here, let's go
to the winning locker room. How do you explain Patrick
Mahomes and the Chiefs performance at four one hundred and
sixty yards of offense four sixty against supposedly a good
defensive team. But he said, it's business as usual. That's
my thought. I jogged down business as usual with the
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unusual say what Yeah, undermanned, but it doesn't matter, and
I will matter at some point because they will play
a team that's got guts and guyle and moxie, that
doesn't roll over and play dead like the suck bag Saints.
There will be a ponent down the line that has
machismo and will not play gutless football like the New
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Orleans Saints. Not that I'm upset, but here's the thing
about the Chiefs on this night, it was a special
pop up promotional event at Arrowhead Stadium, and I determined,
and I know this. Look at the schedule closely. It
was an old timers night. Yeah, Andy Reid out there
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using Jedi mind tricks on the sidelines, insane to the membrane.
How about Kareem Hunt unemployed, The guy was drinking cocktails
when the season began. He was on a beach and
born again. One hundred plus yards rushing touchdown run. How
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about Taylor Swift's boy toy, Travis Kelcey. It was terrible
for several weeks and people those noose. He's really good
and he wasn't very good. Now he's back to being effective,
but he sucked for a couple of weeks. But the
most stunning, the most mind betting, and the thing that
you cannot handicap. When you look at these games, it's
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very mad when you look at the handicapping situation. Juju
Smith Shuster, Juju smith Shuster left for dead with the
New England Patriots. He turns back time, the space time continuum.
On Monday Night, seven catches on eight targets for one
hundred and thirty yards. One hundred and thirty That is
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his highest yardage output. Since prior to the pandemic. You
get all the way back to January of twenty twenty,
before the world went insane and people were hoarding toilet
paper and water and people wearing odd masks and things
like that. That's the last time Juju Smith Schuster played
like a real NFL receiver. But there he was against
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the supposedly good New Orleans Saints. Very impressive by these
Saints defense, but to Andy Reid and company, just keep
rolling along. They are five and zero along with the Vikings,
the only unbeaten teams in the NFL. You start peeking ahead,
You're like, when they're gonna lose, Well, who's gonna beat them?
They've already played the teams early on you thought were
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going to knock them off. Now, normally you lose a
divisional game somewhere along the way, so you say, well,
they're gonna lose somewhere in the division because that normally happens.
But up ahead a bye week. Now you can lose
the bye week. If somebody gets arrested, you lose the
bye week, or somebody gets hurt. Bye week loss. But
aside from that, looking around after the bye week, they
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got the Niners the Niners can't even beat the Cardinals
at home. The game is in the Bay Area, but
advantage Chiefs. You got the Raiders at Arrowhead, Buccaneers, Broncos
and Bills. Does that sound like a loss? Maybe the Niners? Maybe,
just maybe unlikely the way they've played though. It is
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In due time. Indeed, also on ex at Ben Mallor.
That's at Ben Mallison. Not only do the Saints get
punched and bullied by Kansas City, but the coaching staff
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in New Orleans picking up some shrapnel along the way.
What is that all about. We'll get to that and
we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (15:37):
Talking about that Monday night game as Kansas City puts
up almost five hundred yards of offense against a supposedly
top notch New Orleans defense without anyone of youth making it,
making their impact for the Kansas City team. But they
just put on a show there. Eloy from Compton, who's
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the Chiefs fan, says, now, gag. If everyone was healthy,
Hollywood Brown and Raschie Rice and Pa Check oh Man,
what could have been? Mahomes is truly a magician. Well,
I don't like your premacy, lay And here's why. No
one stays completely healthy. You know that, and I know
that everyone has injuries. But if only one of those
guys had gotten hurt and not all three. Now that's different, right,
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That's the key to success is limiting the injuries. Now,
mass o' mickey says, I'm old enough to remember when
the Saints were the Aints. Yeah, not me. I'm young.
I'm a young whipper snapper. I don't go back to
the can't do Diddley Pooh days of the New Orleans Saints.
No way, no way at all. Owen says, hallelujah, uh,
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and then he says something about something else. And then
but I think he's happy our shows here, but he
took a shot at somebody else. O. G rt. Puffin says, hey,
take an easy bed. Don't make the penny jealous by
mentioning its admissary the magic eight ball are Puffin says,
on a moonlighting tip, you dig could be offensive to
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the Penny bro. The penny is a mindless object. That's
why we brought in Tom Looney to represent the Penny,
because we thought we'd find somebody else who's also mindless,
and we found him, and so it works out perfectly.
Late Night drug Tester says, with cans city and joining
two wins, will that allow keg drinking Steve to call
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to celebrate. Well, once he wakes up from his slumber,
at some point, they'll call in at some point. Yeah,
Ferd Dog says Bronnie James off topic, has a plus
minus of minus twenty eight and two preseason games. He
can't play, and the Lakers are fools for drafting him. Well,
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not only that, but they're gonna put him on the
rosters so they can get that moment because Lebron wants
the moment, and what Lebron wants, Lebron's gonna get. There'll
be that hallmark moment, Lebron and his kid out in
the court together, side by side, and you're just supposed
to pretend that his kid doesn't suck at basketball. You're
just supposed to pretend that what you're seeing is not true.
You're lying eyes. Don't believe you're lying eyes. That's the lesson.
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Shane into Moin writes and said, Ben, these Monday night
and Thursday night games aren't very compelling to me lately.
I agree with you. By the way, I don't disagree
while making the schedule for the NFL season must be
a pain. What kind of morons think America wants these games,
and two of them overlapping on Monday night does not work,
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says Shane in the Moine. So there's a science to it.
So I've heard that they factor in television markets and storylines,
but they do it all months before the season. They're
trying to project, trying to project what the storylines are
going to be months before the season plays out, which
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generally speaking, it's hard to do. Now, the Island games
next week in Week six, You've got the Niners and
Seattle that kicks off the week on Thursday, and then
the other Island games on Week six Sunday night. How
about this Sunday night game Bengals and Giants. Bengals and Giants.
They had a chance to move it, they chose to
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keep it. What and for the Giants actually have the
better team in that match, and then Monday night is
it for the top spot in the division? I think
that is a top spot in the division? Game the
Bills and the Jets. Bills at three and two, Jets
at two and three. They'll have the same same record
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if the Jets were to win that game. And of course,
if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. Coop
told me anyway, it is the Ben Mallards. I know,
all right, it is the Ben Malors Show. As we
roll on, we'll say hello to Tiger Man for some
LSU propaganda. Hello, Tiger Maya.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't have any propaganda because you know, we were
coming off the bye week you know, al they haven't
played really well obviously this weekend, so that was always
you know, fun to watch. Or they look like they're
a great football team right now.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
But then I did want to say, you know, playing
fellow friends in North Carolina and Florida. Now, I hope
that they asked her well with this upcoming storm.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
But then my.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Question for you is, don't you think that Devonde is
probably the most popular that he's ever been, you know,
coming off of the Netflix show and everything. Why are
the Raiders trying to get rid of him?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
He's probably you know, well.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Didn't he ask for a trade? He want? He asked
for a trade, like he said, I don't want to
be there anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, but he wouldn't be asking for a trade if he,
you know, enjoyed working for the team and being a raider.
That's I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Maybe he's not cut out to be a Raider. Maybe
he's not tough enough, he can't handle it, and yeah,
I guess he wants his ass kissed. Then he'll go
play for the Jets of the Saints and they'll massagers
took us and the Raiders aren't doing that.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I mean, who else the Raiders have absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh look at the Raiders suck with Devanta Adams. They
can certainly suck without him. So it's not like it's
going to change the arc of the Raiders season. Whether
DeVante Adams is there or not.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
He he sells tickets is not what's actually support it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
He doesn't sell a single ticket. Every Raider ticket is sold.
It's the hottest ticket in the NFL. And the Raiders
have sucked since they got to Vegas because the other
teams fan base fills up the stadium, so they have
the most expensive tickets in the entire NFL. It doesn't
matter whether DeVante Adams is there. They could go sign
guys off Craigslist and they'd still have the same high
priced tickets. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Touchdown, he's not going to go to the Saints, and you're
saying that he wanted to go to the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
And what he can help go well anyway, end up
with the Jets. Aaron Rodgers is the GM by proxy,
so that would make the most sense that he wants
to reunite with Rogers, and they better do it soon
before the Jets bury themselves. But I don't think you
can really bury yourself in that division because the Bills
aren't very good. They were exposed the last couple of weeks.
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Their offense is fraudulent. Buffalo should trade for DeVante. They
need a number one receiver that everyone gets fed. Lined.
Is not exactly working out for the Bills here recently.
Not everyone's getting fed. There's famine, famine for the Bills offense.
Haven't heard a lot from Bill's mafia the last couple
of days. Huh, pretty quiet there, Bill's mafia. What happened
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to those guys?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
They're very good man, they'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I disagree. Oh here we go. One more thing.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
What could this possibly be Tonight Hockey Club? Yeah, we
don't have a team name.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The Edi.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It should be the Edi. I like that name. But yeah, okay,
go Utah, all right, thank you, hang up with yourself,
go away, tiger man.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He's his heart isn't Bathel Rouge, but his body is
in Louisiana, actually in Utah, not Louisiana. His heart is
in Louisiana. His body will be It's odd, it's a
weird You give yourself an aneurysm.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I will try not to, Mike, and Dodge is having
an aneurism. He says, it's so incredible that the Royals won
a postseason game against the New York Yankees and another
Kansas City professional sports team takes over the A bloc.
That is true, Mike, but we have plenty of time.
We have four hours on the Red Eye, and I
do have time allotted for the Kansas City baseball team.
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As the Royals win in the Bronx and they are
sitting pretty now have home field advantage, just winning home
and the Royals will move on to the American League
Championship Series, and then there'll be a bunch of excuses
in the Bronx Brad and lost wages, Nevada wrights and
says a plus plus Ben on the opening monologue. I
love to hear you get mad when a crappy team
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costs you money. Makes me feel makes me feel like
you're one of us, makes you almost seem human to us.
I know you don't like me, but you love my
name because you borrow it all the time. So that's
enough for me. I who well lost wages. I've been
using that line since I used to listen to the
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old Stardust line back in the day. And there's a
guy down there that was lost wages Nevada, So I've
used that line for a good amount of time.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
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Speaker 1 (24:45):
It is a Ben Malor show. So a couple of
stories that were sidebars but I thought were pretty good.
From the Saints Chiefs game. You had the Saints coaching
staff taking on some shrapnel by a teammate one of
their guys brothers, Chris the wide receiver. His brother went
on a social media rant, a rampage on social media,
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which was really just a couple of words, but he
posted Josh Olive, the wide receiver of the Saints receiver.
This the brother of the Saints receiver went on social media.
He was very frustrated with the way the team's offense
was ignoring his bro and he had just one target
at halftime and the brotherly love kicked in. The brother
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noticed that and sent a message out on the micro
blocking website formerly known as Twitter, saying one target, question mark,
one target, and that of course that unloaded the Saints
fan base in full rage mode. Free number twelve. Send
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him to Buffalo, release him. Please. This is not right,
Oh my god. And it is odd because this is
a guy that was the top fifteen pick out of
the Ohio State University and very talented supposedly, and he's
had some big moments in the NFL, but yet to
be completely ignored in the game plan. Very bizarre, very
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very bizarre. But that's the way that it played out
in this particular game. So you have that, and we
had a fat guy touchdown, but a fat guy interception
is awesome. The perfect timing because they had just done
a little vignette on the TV broadcast about how this
guy on the Saints defense his brother is a backup
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dancer on Taylor Swift's tour. So the guy they were
just saying, oh, this guy's brother is on the toy
traveling around dancing with Travis. He was dancing with Travis
kelcey in one of the concerts they had, And then
almost like the football gods made this happen because then
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it was Colleen Sanders, the Saints defensive lineman, his brother
Cameron Sanders, the backup dancer for Taylor Swift. And more
months later, Patrick Mahomes through a pass that was tipped
and intercepted. Fat guy interception. Is there anything more majestic
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than a fat man running out of the end zone?
And he returned this thirty seven yards out of the
end zone.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Good yes, soft hands to intercept it and then nice
yeah you know it was and rumbling down the field.
It was great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah. One of my favorite nights on the show was
when Dan Conners, three hundred pound lineman for the Patriots,
all the way one run. Fat men do not run
seventy one yards in any walk of life other than that.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I see it again.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It lives still on though, Eddie on the X machine
or not xuly on YouTube, you can still see it.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Big man run. Awesome, God, we scored. That would have
been the greatest, one of the greatest touchdown.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Here's what we need, Eddie. They should go back to
the old kickoff. But your returner has to be three
hundred pounds plus. How about that? Come on, that'd be
a great idea overall. It's about it must I wasn't
allowed to play Pop Warner football because I was too fat,
so they should reverse it at the pro level and say,
all right, a fat guy returns the kick, but you're
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gonna go back to the old kick. It was awesome.
It was great. I mean I I laughed. I wanted
to see the replay and the timing on it was
just wonderful. Could not have been scripted better.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
We agree on that. Wonderful.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, And they had a cutaway shot there Taylor Swift,
who seem to seem to enjoy as she was pointing out,
I know that guy's brother. Could you not enjoy that?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It was a wonderful. It was a great moment.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Anyway is the Ben Mauacher. Let's sallo to Tim, who's
in Florida? Hello? Tim? What part of Florida in there?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I'm in southwest Florida getting great hit my hurricane.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I know, man, it's crazy watching this hurricane. College here.
You're bunkering down here, you're taking the appropriate steps as
a hurricane veteran.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Work, we're start books hurricane in two years, so work,
We're bucker down. I got the door.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I have not checked it the last couple of hours.
Last I checked, it was like a direct path to
the Tampa area, right into Tampa.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I'm in Fort Myers, just a couple of hours off
of that. But we're gonna we're gonna get a brunt
of it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, all right, well, bunker down, you know, you know
what to do.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
That's not what I called. By the way, that was
funny about the fat guy.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh it was great. Did you see the game? It
was awesome.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
I watched the entire game. I'm buckered down.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Mann.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
We'd like to welcome all of those who are bunkered
down with live cover. We're not giving weather updates here,
but we are providing you with marginal overnight sports radio. Welcome.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
So im I'm the guy from bob Evans called Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I remember, yeah, you ripped Pete Rose. I remember you, Yeah,
Bob Evans guy.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
So I have another comment on Debil Peppers and other
like sports athletes that get in trouble like that. If
you notice that NFL is the only one that actually
has the troubles when they're walking to a nightclub and
they got a gun on them, or like they walk
into an airport, they got a gun on them, like
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the other sports. It's like something stupid and simple. I
don't I don't think that NFL Players Association would allow it.
But why don't they assign somebody to somebody to make
sure that that doesn't happen. You don't need a carry gun,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Need well yeah, I mean I've been I've been told
they actually have some of those things. The players just
ignore them. It's like, you should never get a dui
at this point because there you get the legal like pay.
These leagues will pay as I understated, they'll pay for
uber and lift and but yet the guys, you know people,
that's what Why would anyone get a dui?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I mean you're driving, you have enough money i'd assume
to buy. Uh, it's not worth it. You get a dui,
It's going to cost you thousands and thousands of dollars
and mess messed you up in a lot of different
ways and you could actually hurt somebody. But uh yeah,
I mean guys, people just want to deal with it.
There's like, ah, just I can make I only had
a couple of drinks. I can make it home.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
My point on that is if if just if you're
making millions of dollars, I mean flax go burst, its
probably cast some hundred million dollars when he got in
trouble at the nightclub. There's there's But now.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Now it works for us, so he's happy.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
You know. But if I had a buddy that was
in college, like I didn't make it past college level, okay,
if I would pay somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Hundred but just well, I understand you. But you know, Tim,
just because you're good at athletics does not mean you're
smart and you make good decisions. You know, you might
be good at one thing and bad at a lot
of other things. That's something them people that are very
smart fooled by, you know, simple magic tricks because you
know they look past it. I gotta let you go
be safe. They're Tim calls calls right when the hurricane hits,
just get I want live hurricane. We had weed man
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went out in the middle of a hurricane in Miami
on a lifeguard tower one time. We send him. I
do not recommend that, by the way, do not do
that with this storm. But we men did it and survived.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Are you going to do joking?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
The day later, are we doing.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
What joke of the day?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh, Joko Li No, that's another show, but thank you.
The lame jokes are on Friday. Yeah, is the Benmler Show.
Time now for the Who Am I?
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Game?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I'm an NFL starting quarterback who against the Blitz this season?
Has completed seventy seven percent of my passes, five touchdowns,
know interceptions. I am the top quarterback against the Blitz
in twenty twenty four. Who Am I? The answer? We'll
get to it. We'll do it next.
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Time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Now for the who am I? Game? A blatant attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer. We'll
go to football. I'm an NFL starting quarterback who against
the blitzless season as a seventy seven percent completion percent.
It's five touchdowns, no interceptions, which means I'm number one
against the Blitz and the NFL. Who am I? That
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is the question? What's the answer? Robin Vegas going with
Jake the Snake Roberts as his answer. Cowboy Killer says
it has to be the Motorcycle Twins. Those are some
great fat guys. Who else do we have? Bella Thorne
who is twenty seven today? Boy, she's getting old from
late night drug tester Alf the Alien Opiner says, the
hefty lefty Jared Lorenzen, greatest fast and piece athlete of
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all time, Jared Lorenzen. If you're too young to appreciate
the fat quarterback? This guy three hundred pounds played at
Kentucky in the Southeastern Conference, but barely football is and was?
Was he the backup on the Giants when they won
the Super Bowl?
Speaker 4 (34:13):
So I know he was a backup of the Giants.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't know if he was a quarter of Super
Believe he was the backup, like the third string guy
when they won the Super Bowl. And you if I
remember correctly, mal the prop guy says, Young Ferg Dog
the Slinger. That's a good looking jersey he's got on.
We should have that made. Who else do we have?
Mister poudy pants. Romeo Dobbs from The King Rory saw that?
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says to Shawn Watson. I saw
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you see Watson cut another check? I did? Yeah, I
should assume him too. He blocked me on X I
should get it. Will you cut me a check? I
feel violated? Who else do we have? Page down? I
can't read that on the air? QBR. How about Nate
Peterman from Derek the Bill's Monster, albert Querque native, Jim
Everett from I forty Ian who page down? Andy from
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Lionel Lakes, Minnesota, going with Lamar Jackson as his answer,
Danny g Radio from Dat Boy, Malcolm Paige down, Norm
van Brocklin from Robin, Minnesota, Brian Fenley from shananhm on
good photo there, Brian's updated his wardrobe by sea. Good
job finding that photo, Steve Zabe and z Abe or
old morning guy from Slim Tim Eddie. Do you have
(35:24):
an answer, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with former Heisman Trophy winner and
a legend for the Vikings in Seahawks, Gino TORRETTA good name, but.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Unfortunately incorrect NFL started quarterback against the Blitz this year.
Seventy seven percent completion percentage, five touchdown snow interceptions top
in the NFL against the Blitz. I am Baker Mayfield.
Love your Tima Babe, Buccaneers Baker
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one. We begin
the festivities on this Tuesday, the eighth day of October,
with a little Monday Night football Monday Monday, New Orleans
and Cansas City. And it was a domination situation for
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the hometown team. How have things changed for Dennis Allen Saints.
I'm old enough to remember when they were two and
aero in the year and everyone was kissing. There took
us not anymore. Also, what the heck happened to Derek Carr?
He was injured in this game? But three consecutive stink
bomb performances by Derek Carr? And how do you explain
Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs with all the playmakers out
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dominating A dominating performance. We'll talk about that and more
right now, give it up to our number one living
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somewhere in the Greater Kansas City area, a very happy,
very drunk Chiefs fan who calls our show is smiling
from ear to ear as he's boozing it up as
we speak right now. Because we're gonna start with.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The game on Monday night at Arrowhead Stadium. The baseball
conversation is pretty good, but we're gonna start appropriately enough
with the story of the NFL because the NFL is
bigger than baseball and play the hits, my man. So
that was the site Arrowhead, the final game in Week
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five on the NFL card, the reigning back to back
champs in action. You had the Fox refugees, Joe Buck
and Troy Aikman, who sold their souls, took that nil
money they had the call. Taylor Swift was in the hiszy.
She was there hanging out. I guess they have to
continue their relationship. They cannot break up yet because of
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the stories that we're on the internet. Anyway, if you
didn't watch, perhaps you missed it. We watched flipping back
and forth between the baseball all activity in the Bronx,
Patrick Mahomes, Mahomie, how did he do well? Mahomes working
his match? You getting any ragtag roster of playmakers, although
you would not know it by the results. Mahomes three
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hundred and thirty one yards through the air. Travis Kelcey
had a game I nine catches for seventy yards, Kareem
Hunt with twenty seven carries for one hundred and two
yards on the ground and also a touchdown. So if
you were in a coma for a few years, SA,
that's the same old Chiefs. You had Mahomes, and you
(03:37):
had the Kelsey and you had Kareem Hunt and Andy
Reids on the sideline. Same old, same old, same old.
But if you've listened to the show at all over
the years, you know that one of the great mantras
that we have is the better stories in the losing
locker room. And so that is where we will begin.
How have things changed for Dennis Allen and the Saints,
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who now find themselves on the wrong side of five
hundred through five weeks of the NFL season. So how
things change for Dennis Allen the Saints. I've got Agua, magic,
eight ball, and Jedi, and we will combine all of
these things together, and we are going to pray because
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at this point the Saints need rosary beats the way
things are going. So a we'd like to welcome the
New Orleans football team to a place we call Realityville.
It's a little village, Realityville, also on the wrong side
of the tracks. Now I'm old enough. I don't know
about you, but I'm old enough to remember when the
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Saints were the talk of the town. They had the
Sizzle Reel, and when they put their scissle reel together
at the end of the year and they make the
highlight film for social media of what happened here in
twenty twenty four, I believe they will focus on the
win against Carolina and the win against Dallas and then
fade to block because that appears to be what has
happened here to these Saints stories about this being the
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start of greatness. I read an article. I remember reading
this online. I laughed at it the time. I said
there's no way this can be true. But people wrote
writing this nonsense that Dennis Allen had changed his entire
career arc with that win over the Dallas Cowboys. Remember,
he did some interviews going around saying, well, you know,
all this was. He's tried to downplay everything because even
(05:27):
he knew, right, even he knew. It turns out that
the quick start was just that, a false start. If
you will here and now uphill in need of oxygen,
the New Orleans Saints false openings. Like you see a
movie gets that good opening scene and then you're eating
your popcorn. You're like, oh, it's gonna be a great movie,
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and then you're oh, man, that was terrible. I mean,
it was got off to a good start, but it
was it was brutal. Or it's like a relationship. We
have a great first date, you're all excited, and then
after that it's like this person's got boh and he's terrible. Anyway.
So here's the deal for the Saints. It's my theory
is agua as in water, seeks its own level, and
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extreme outcomes are followed by more moderate ones. And these
are the real Saints. These are them. That's realityville for
the Saints. They have arrived. They got a trumpet quarterback.
But the most disheartening thing for me, and I'm not
going to sit here and pretend like I didn't pick
the Saints on the TV show to cover the spread.
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I didn't do it because of the quarterback. We'll get
to him in a second. The reason I did it
was because I believe that there had something special defensively.
I didn't think that that was fake. I now have
changed my position. Their phony, they're frauds. I was bamboozled
by the New Orleans defense not up to the challenge.
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It's a measuring stick. Kansas City a measures even without
all of the playmates. The fact that that Chiefs team
was able to go out there and run eighty plays
on offense eighty they had twenty eight first downs almost
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five one hundred yards of offense. Let me repeat that
for those of you a little slow in the back
of the room. The Orleans Saints defense that fancied themselves
as a top five defense in the NFL, allowed four
one hundred and sixty yards to a bunch of old geezers,
(07:38):
and they had extra time to prepare emasculating embarrassing are
words that I would use. All right, Now, let's get
to the meat of the matter here. Don't bear the lead,
my man. All right, So what the heck happened to
Derek Carr? So again, this goes back to what we
(08:01):
talked about at the beginning of the season. Derek Carr
had figured something out, new hot shot, play caller, offensive coordinator,
a lot of movement, a lot of people jealous of
what they had in New Orleans. All of a sudden,
they had unlocked the code for Derek Carr. Okay, Well,
much like the movie Cinderella, the glass slipper has turned
(08:27):
back into a crappy shoe and that's Derek Carr. Carr
had an out of body experience for a couple of weeks,
but now he's back in his body and he is
the quarterback that has a software bug, right, a software
with a glitch aid sporadic malfunction, which is a problem
(08:47):
one of the cars we have, the Malamobile, there's a
sporadic malfunction in the electric wiring, and every time we
have taken it to get repaired, they do not recreate
the problem. And then as soon as we take the
car away, the problem returns. That's Derek Carr in a nutshell.
It is right. And so we asked the magic eight ball.
(09:09):
We said, hey, almighty all powerful magic eight ball, we
need your guidance. What does the outlook look like for
Derek Carr the rest of the year. And the Magic
gate ball said, outlook not so good is what the
Magic gate ball said. Now, he didn't leave the game
with an injury, so some of you will give him
(09:30):
an alibi. But before he left the game with injury,
Derek Carr sucked at a time you can't not suck. Oh,
he is terrible. And this continues a trend the last
three weeks since that two to zero start for the
New Orleans football team, Derek Carr last three games averaging
six point one yards per pass attempt seven is average,
(09:53):
six point one yards per attempt, three touchdowns, three interceptions,
and a passer rating of eighty one point one like
a college radio station, eighty one point one on the
FM dial. That's Derek Carr. So much for Clint Kubiak
having the secret code. The offensive four naighter does not,
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and New Orleans they have the Buccaneers up ahead, and
then also the Broncos and the Chargers, Now, the Broncos
have a top notch defense. I'm not convinced bo Nicks
is great, but their defense has been playing well. Chargers
will be good defensively. So the Saints. That's looking like
three losses. They're gonna be sitting here two and six,
two and six for New Orleans. Does anyone disagree with that?
(10:39):
Good luck? All right? Now, last word here, let's go
to the winning locker room. How do you explain Patrick
Mahomes and the Chiefs performance at four one hundred and
sixty yards of offense four sixty against supposedly a good
defensive team. But he said, it's business as usual. That's
my thought. I jogged down business as usual with the
(11:03):
unusual say what Yeah, undermanned, but it doesn't matter, and
I will matter at some point because they will play
a team that's got guts and guyle and moxie, that
doesn't roll over and play dead like the suck bag Saints.
There will be a ponent down the line that has
machismo and will not play gutless football like the New
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Orleans Saints. Not that I'm upset, but here's the thing
about the Chiefs on this night, it was a special
pop up promotional event at Arrowhead Stadium, and I determined,
and I know this. Look at the schedule closely. It
was an old timers night. Yeah, Andy Reid out there
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using Jedi mind tricks on the sidelines, insane to the membrane.
How about Kareem Hunt unemployed, The guy was drinking cocktails
when the season began. He was on a beach and
born again. One hundred plus yards rushing touchdown run. How
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about Taylor Swift's boy toy, Travis Kelcey. It was terrible
for several weeks and people those noose. He's really good
and he wasn't very good. Now he's back to being effective,
but he sucked for a couple of weeks. But the
most stunning, the most mind betting, and the thing that
you cannot handicap. When you look at these games, it's
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very mad when you look at the handicapping situation. Juju
Smith Shuster, Juju smith Shuster left for dead with the
New England Patriots. He turns back time, the space time continuum.
On Monday Night, seven catches on eight targets for one
hundred and thirty yards. One hundred and thirty That is
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his highest yardage output. Since prior to the pandemic. You
get all the way back to January of twenty twenty,
before the world went insane and people were hoarding toilet
paper and water and people wearing odd masks and things
like that. That's the last time Juju Smith Schuster played
like a real NFL receiver. But there he was against
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the supposedly good New Orleans Saints. Very impressive by these
Saints defense, but to Andy Reid and company, just keep
rolling along. They are five and zero along with the Vikings,
the only unbeaten teams in the NFL. You start peeking ahead,
You're like, when they're gonna lose, Well, who's gonna beat them?
They've already played the teams early on you thought were
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going to knock them off. Now, normally you lose a
divisional game somewhere along the way, so you say, well,
they're gonna lose somewhere in the division because that normally happens.
But up ahead a bye week. Now you can lose
the bye week. If somebody gets arrested, you lose the
bye week, or somebody gets hurt. Bye week loss. But
aside from that, looking around after the bye week, they
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got the Niners the Niners can't even beat the Cardinals
at home. The game is in the Bay Area, but
advantage Chiefs. You got the Raiders at Arrowhead, Buccaneers, Broncos
and Bills. Does that sound like a loss? Maybe the Niners? Maybe,
just maybe unlikely the way they've played though. It is
the Ben Mahler Show. If you want to be part,
(14:20):
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all that stuff. We'll get to the calls in due time.
In due time. Indeed, also on ex at Ben Mallor.
That's at Ben Mallison. Not only do the Saints get
punched and bullied by Kansas City, but the coaching staff
(14:43):
in New Orleans picking up some shrapnel along the way.
What is that all about. We'll get to that and
we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (15:37):
Talking about that Monday night game as Kansas City puts
up almost five hundred yards of offense against a supposedly
top notch New Orleans defense without anyone of youth making it,
making their impact for the Kansas City team. But they
just put on a show there. Eloy from Compton, who's
(15:58):
the Chiefs fan, says, now, gag. If everyone was healthy,
Hollywood Brown and Raschie Rice and Pa Check oh Man,
what could have been? Mahomes is truly a magician. Well,
I don't like your premacy, lay And here's why. No
one stays completely healthy. You know that, and I know
that everyone has injuries. But if only one of those
guys had gotten hurt and not all three. Now that's different, right,
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That's the key to success is limiting the injuries. Now,
mass o' mickey says, I'm old enough to remember when
the Saints were the Aints. Yeah, not me. I'm young.
I'm a young whipper snapper. I don't go back to
the can't do Diddley Pooh days of the New Orleans Saints.
No way, no way at all. Owen says, hallelujah, uh,
(16:45):
and then he says something about something else. And then
but I think he's happy our shows here, but he
took a shot at somebody else. O. G rt. Puffin says, hey,
take an easy bed. Don't make the penny jealous by
mentioning its admissary the magic eight ball are Puffin says,
on a moonlighting tip, you dig could be offensive to
(17:06):
the Penny bro. The penny is a mindless object. That's
why we brought in Tom Looney to represent the Penny,
because we thought we'd find somebody else who's also mindless,
and we found him, and so it works out perfectly.
Late Night drug Tester says, with cans city and joining
two wins, will that allow keg drinking Steve to call
(17:29):
to celebrate. Well, once he wakes up from his slumber,
at some point, they'll call in at some point. Yeah,
Ferd Dog says Bronnie James off topic, has a plus
minus of minus twenty eight and two preseason games. He
can't play, and the Lakers are fools for drafting him. Well,
(17:50):
not only that, but they're gonna put him on the
rosters so they can get that moment because Lebron wants
the moment, and what Lebron wants, Lebron's gonna get. There'll
be that hallmark moment, Lebron and his kid out in
the court together, side by side, and you're just supposed
to pretend that his kid doesn't suck at basketball. You're
just supposed to pretend that what you're seeing is not true.
You're lying eyes. Don't believe you're lying eyes. That's the lesson.
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Shane into Moin writes and said, Ben, these Monday night
and Thursday night games aren't very compelling to me lately.
I agree with you. By the way, I don't disagree
while making the schedule for the NFL season must be
a pain. What kind of morons think America wants these games,
and two of them overlapping on Monday night does not work,
(18:37):
says Shane in the Moine. So there's a science to it.
So I've heard that they factor in television markets and storylines,
but they do it all months before the season. They're
trying to project, trying to project what the storylines are
going to be months before the season plays out, which
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generally speaking, it's hard to do. Now, the Island games
next week in Week six, You've got the Niners and
Seattle that kicks off the week on Thursday, and then
the other Island games on Week six Sunday night. How
about this Sunday night game Bengals and Giants. Bengals and Giants.
They had a chance to move it, they chose to
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keep it. What and for the Giants actually have the
better team in that match, and then Monday night is
it for the top spot in the division? I think
that is a top spot in the division? Game the
Bills and the Jets. Bills at three and two, Jets
at two and three. They'll have the same same record
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if the Jets were to win that game. And of course,
if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle. Coop
told me anyway, it is the Ben Mallards. I know,
all right, it is the Ben Malors Show. As we
roll on, we'll say hello to Tiger Man for some
LSU propaganda. Hello, Tiger Maya.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't have any propaganda because you know, we were
coming off the bye week you know, al they haven't
played really well obviously this weekend, so that was always
you know, fun to watch. Or they look like they're
a great football team right now.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
But then I did want to say, you know, playing
fellow friends in North Carolina and Florida. Now, I hope
that they asked her well with this upcoming storm.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
But then my.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Question for you is, don't you think that Devonde is
probably the most popular that he's ever been, you know,
coming off of the Netflix show and everything. Why are
the Raiders trying to get rid of him?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
He's probably you know, well.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Didn't he ask for a trade? He want? He asked
for a trade, like he said, I don't want to
be there anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, but he wouldn't be asking for a trade if he,
you know, enjoyed working for the team and being a raider.
That's I guess.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Maybe he's not cut out to be a Raider. Maybe
he's not tough enough, he can't handle it, and yeah,
I guess he wants his ass kissed. Then he'll go
play for the Jets of the Saints and they'll massagers
took us and the Raiders aren't doing that.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I mean, who else the Raiders have absolutely no.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh look at the Raiders suck with Devanta Adams. They
can certainly suck without him. So it's not like it's
going to change the arc of the Raiders season. Whether
DeVante Adams is there or not.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
He he sells tickets is not what's actually support it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
He doesn't sell a single ticket. Every Raider ticket is sold.
It's the hottest ticket in the NFL. And the Raiders
have sucked since they got to Vegas because the other
teams fan base fills up the stadium, so they have
the most expensive tickets in the entire NFL. It doesn't
matter whether DeVante Adams is there. They could go sign
guys off Craigslist and they'd still have the same high
priced tickets. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Touchdown, he's not going to go to the Saints, and you're
saying that he wanted to go to the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
And what he can help go well anyway, end up
with the Jets. Aaron Rodgers is the GM by proxy,
so that would make the most sense that he wants
to reunite with Rogers, and they better do it soon
before the Jets bury themselves. But I don't think you
can really bury yourself in that division because the Bills
aren't very good. They were exposed the last couple of weeks.
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Their offense is fraudulent. Buffalo should trade for DeVante. They
need a number one receiver that everyone gets fed. Lined.
Is not exactly working out for the Bills here recently.
Not everyone's getting fed. There's famine, famine for the Bills offense.
Haven't heard a lot from Bill's mafia the last couple
of days. Huh, pretty quiet there, Bill's mafia. What happened
(22:40):
to those guys?
Speaker 6 (22:42):
They're very good man, they'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I disagree. Oh here we go. One more thing.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
What could this possibly be Tonight Hockey Club? Yeah, we
don't have a team name.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The Edi.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It should be the Edi. I like that name. But yeah, okay,
go Utah, all right, thank you, hang up with yourself,
go away, tiger man.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
He's his heart isn't Bathel Rouge, but his body is
in Louisiana, actually in Utah, not Louisiana. His heart is
in Louisiana. His body will be It's odd, it's a
weird You give yourself an aneurysm.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I will try not to, Mike, and Dodge is having
an aneurism. He says, it's so incredible that the Royals won
a postseason game against the New York Yankees and another
Kansas City professional sports team takes over the A bloc.
That is true, Mike, but we have plenty of time.
We have four hours on the Red Eye, and I
do have time allotted for the Kansas City baseball team.
(23:48):
As the Royals win in the Bronx and they are
sitting pretty now have home field advantage, just winning home
and the Royals will move on to the American League
Championship Series, and then there'll be a bunch of excuses
in the Bronx Brad and lost wages, Nevada wrights and
says a plus plus Ben on the opening monologue. I
love to hear you get mad when a crappy team
(24:10):
costs you money. Makes me feel makes me feel like
you're one of us, makes you almost seem human to us.
I know you don't like me, but you love my
name because you borrow it all the time. So that's
enough for me. I who well lost wages. I've been
using that line since I used to listen to the
(24:31):
old Stardust line back in the day. And there's a
guy down there that was lost wages Nevada, So I've
used that line for a good amount of time.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
It is a Ben Malor show. So a couple of
stories that were sidebars but I thought were pretty good.
From the Saints Chiefs game. You had the Saints coaching
staff taking on some shrapnel by a teammate one of
their guys brothers, Chris the wide receiver. His brother went
on a social media rant, a rampage on social media,
(25:06):
which was really just a couple of words, but he
posted Josh Olive, the wide receiver of the Saints receiver.
This the brother of the Saints receiver went on social media.
He was very frustrated with the way the team's offense
was ignoring his bro and he had just one target
at halftime and the brotherly love kicked in. The brother
(25:28):
noticed that and sent a message out on the micro
blocking website formerly known as Twitter, saying one target, question mark,
one target, and that of course that unloaded the Saints
fan base in full rage mode. Free number twelve. Send
(25:48):
him to Buffalo, release him. Please. This is not right,
Oh my god. And it is odd because this is
a guy that was the top fifteen pick out of
the Ohio State University and very talented supposedly, and he's
had some big moments in the NFL, but yet to
be completely ignored in the game plan. Very bizarre, very
(26:13):
very bizarre. But that's the way that it played out
in this particular game. So you have that, and we
had a fat guy touchdown, but a fat guy interception
is awesome. The perfect timing because they had just done
a little vignette on the TV broadcast about how this
guy on the Saints defense his brother is a backup
(26:37):
dancer on Taylor Swift's tour. So the guy they were
just saying, oh, this guy's brother is on the toy
traveling around dancing with Travis. He was dancing with Travis
kelcey in one of the concerts they had, And then
almost like the football gods made this happen because then
(26:58):
it was Colleen Sanders, the Saints defensive lineman, his brother
Cameron Sanders, the backup dancer for Taylor Swift. And more
months later, Patrick Mahomes through a pass that was tipped
and intercepted. Fat guy interception. Is there anything more majestic
(27:20):
than a fat man running out of the end zone?
And he returned this thirty seven yards out of the
end zone.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Good yes, soft hands to intercept it and then nice
yeah you know it was and rumbling down the field.
It was great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah. One of my favorite nights on the show was
when Dan Conners, three hundred pound lineman for the Patriots,
all the way one run. Fat men do not run
seventy one yards in any walk of life other than that.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I see it again.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
It lives still on though, Eddie on the X machine
or not xuly on YouTube, you can still see it.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Big man run. Awesome, God, we scored. That would have
been the greatest, one of the greatest touchdown.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Here's what we need, Eddie. They should go back to
the old kickoff. But your returner has to be three
hundred pounds plus. How about that? Come on, that'd be
a great idea overall. It's about it must I wasn't
allowed to play Pop Warner football because I was too fat,
so they should reverse it at the pro level and say,
all right, a fat guy returns the kick, but you're
(28:26):
gonna go back to the old kick. It was awesome.
It was great. I mean I I laughed. I wanted
to see the replay and the timing on it was
just wonderful. Could not have been scripted better.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
We agree on that. Wonderful.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, And they had a cutaway shot there Taylor Swift,
who seem to seem to enjoy as she was pointing out,
I know that guy's brother. Could you not enjoy that?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It was a wonderful. It was a great moment.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Anyway is the Ben Mauacher. Let's sallo to Tim, who's
in Florida? Hello? Tim? What part of Florida in there?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
I'm in southwest Florida getting great hit my hurricane.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I know, man, it's crazy watching this hurricane. College here.
You're bunkering down here, you're taking the appropriate steps as
a hurricane veteran.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Work, we're start books hurricane in two years, so work,
We're bucker down. I got the door.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I have not checked it the last couple of hours.
Last I checked, it was like a direct path to
the Tampa area, right into Tampa.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
I'm in Fort Myers, just a couple of hours off
of that. But we're gonna we're gonna get a brunt
of it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, all right, well, bunker down, you know, you know
what to do.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
That's not what I called. By the way, that was
funny about the fat guy.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh it was great. Did you see the game? It
was awesome.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
I watched the entire game. I'm buckered down.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Mann.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
We'd like to welcome all of those who are bunkered
down with live cover. We're not giving weather updates here,
but we are providing you with marginal overnight sports radio. Welcome.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
So im I'm the guy from bob Evans called Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I remember, yeah, you ripped Pete Rose. I remember you, Yeah,
Bob Evans guy.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
So I have another comment on Debil Peppers and other
like sports athletes that get in trouble like that. If
you notice that NFL is the only one that actually
has the troubles when they're walking to a nightclub and
they got a gun on them, or like they walk
into an airport, they got a gun on them, like
(30:19):
the other sports. It's like something stupid and simple. I
don't I don't think that NFL Players Association would allow it.
But why don't they assign somebody to somebody to make
sure that that doesn't happen. You don't need a carry gun,
you don't.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Need well yeah, I mean I've been I've been told
they actually have some of those things. The players just
ignore them. It's like, you should never get a dui
at this point because there you get the legal like pay.
These leagues will pay as I understated, they'll pay for
uber and lift and but yet the guys, you know people,
that's what Why would anyone get a dui?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I mean you're driving, you have enough money i'd assume
to buy. Uh, it's not worth it. You get a dui,
It's going to cost you thousands and thousands of dollars
and mess messed you up in a lot of different
ways and you could actually hurt somebody. But uh yeah,
I mean guys, people just want to deal with it.
There's like, ah, just I can make I only had
a couple of drinks. I can make it home.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:12):
My point on that is if if just if you're
making millions of dollars, I mean flax go burst, its
probably cast some hundred million dollars when he got in
trouble at the nightclub. There's there's But now.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Now it works for us, so he's happy.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
You know. But if I had a buddy that was
in college, like I didn't make it past college level, okay,
if I would pay somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Hundred but just well, I understand you. But you know, Tim,
just because you're good at athletics does not mean you're
smart and you make good decisions. You know, you might
be good at one thing and bad at a lot
of other things. That's something them people that are very
smart fooled by, you know, simple magic tricks because you
know they look past it. I gotta let you go
be safe. They're Tim calls calls right when the hurricane hits,
just get I want live hurricane. We had weed man
(31:54):
went out in the middle of a hurricane in Miami
on a lifeguard tower one time. We send him. I
do not recommend that, by the way, do not do
that with this storm. But we men did it and survived.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Are you going to do joking?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
The day later, are we doing.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
What joke of the day?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Oh, Joko Li No, that's another show, but thank you.
The lame jokes are on Friday. Yeah, is the Benmler Show.
Time now for the Who Am I?
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Game?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I'm an NFL starting quarterback who against the Blitz this season?
Has completed seventy seven percent of my passes, five touchdowns,
know interceptions. I am the top quarterback against the Blitz
in twenty twenty four. Who Am I? The answer? We'll
get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
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Speaker 3 (33:09):
Time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Now for the who am I? Game? A blatant attempt
to get you to listen a little bit longer. We'll
go to football. I'm an NFL starting quarterback who against
the blitzless season as a seventy seven percent completion percent.
It's five touchdowns, no interceptions, which means I'm number one
against the Blitz and the NFL. Who am I? That
(33:33):
is the question? What's the answer? Robin Vegas going with
Jake the Snake Roberts as his answer. Cowboy Killer says
it has to be the Motorcycle Twins. Those are some
great fat guys. Who else do we have? Bella Thorne
who is twenty seven today? Boy, she's getting old from
late night drug tester Alf the Alien Opiner says, the
hefty lefty Jared Lorenzen, greatest fast and piece athlete of
(33:57):
all time, Jared Lorenzen. If you're too young to appreciate
the fat quarterback? This guy three hundred pounds played at
Kentucky in the Southeastern Conference, but barely football is and was?
Was he the backup on the Giants when they won
the Super Bowl?
Speaker 4 (34:13):
So I know he was a backup of the Giants.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't know if he was a quarter of Super
Believe he was the backup, like the third string guy
when they won the Super Bowl. And you if I
remember correctly, mal the prop guy says, Young Ferg Dog
the Slinger. That's a good looking jersey he's got on.
We should have that made. Who else do we have?
Mister poudy pants. Romeo Dobbs from The King Rory saw that?
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says to Shawn Watson. I saw
(34:37):
you see Watson cut another check? I did? Yeah, I
should assume him too. He blocked me on X I
should get it. Will you cut me a check? I
feel violated? Who else do we have? Page down? I
can't read that on the air? QBR. How about Nate
Peterman from Derek the Bill's Monster, albert Querque native, Jim
Everett from I forty Ian who page down? Andy from
(35:02):
Lionel Lakes, Minnesota, going with Lamar Jackson as his answer,
Danny g Radio from Dat Boy, Malcolm Paige down, Norm
van Brocklin from Robin, Minnesota, Brian Fenley from shananhm on
good photo there, Brian's updated his wardrobe by sea. Good
job finding that photo, Steve Zabe and z Abe or
old morning guy from Slim Tim Eddie. Do you have
(35:24):
an answer, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with former Heisman Trophy winner and
a legend for the Vikings in Seahawks, Gino TORRETTA good name, but.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Unfortunately incorrect NFL started quarterback against the Blitz this year.
Seventy seven percent completion percentage, five touchdown snow interceptions top
in the NFL against the Blitz. I am Baker Mayfield.
Love your Tima Babe, Buccaneers Baker
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