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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, it's our numbber one. Happy Thursday. It's the twenty
third day of the month of January. Coming up later
today a new episode of Benny Versus the Penny. We're
working on that right now though. It's the original recipe podcast.
And here in hour number one, it's all about the
j E T S Jets, Jets, Jets, and a little
bit about the Buffalo Bills. The Jets have a new
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head coach, could Aaron Rodgers be back?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
And Marie Cooper a non factor for the Bills. We'll
talk about all of those stories and more.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Right now, it's our number one.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Turning on the after burners.
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Welcome, in the beginning of another night of the Ben
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so the camera's on in here. But I lead this
hour from the swampland of Jersey. It is a done deal.
A rumor from yesterday has now become reality. If you
somehow missed the news, the Detroit Lions have lost their
defensive coordinator, Aaron Glenn. He picks up the booby prize
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of the NFL coaching carousel.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
He was officially hired.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
As the nineteenth non interim head coach. Of course, the
Jets have had many many interim head coaches, but Aaron
Glenn gets a five year contract and that ties him
to the Jets. At least they'll be cutting him checks,
assuming there's no out in the contract through twenty twenty nine.
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Chances that Aaron Glenn is coaching the Jets in twenty
twenty eight and twenty twenty nine slim and none.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But hey, why not? The thought is nice? So did
you hear what he said? Maybe not? There was a
prepared statement where.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Aaron Glenn waxed poetic in his prepared comments talking about
his playing days. Much of what we thought he would say,
the hemoglobin, it's in the bloodlines there, that's why you
want to coach the Jets, saying that the Jets organization
has always felt like home. And Glenn played for the
Jets and was one of their I don't want to
say a star because he's he was a defensive guy,
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but he played on the defense from the mid nineties
to the early two thousands. He made a couple of
Pro Bowls. That was back before the Pro Bowl was
hula hoop toss and and you know, water balloon and
all that. So we'll see if you can go home again.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It doesn't always work so well.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He's being celebrated Aaron Glenn as a Bill Parcells disciple. Okay,
Bill Forrcell's I think you can catch him at the
local horse track there uh playing playing the ponies and
among the fan base. So let's talk about that part
of it, right because Glenn, you can sell hey played
for the Jets. I think he's one of only two
players to have played for the Jets that ended up
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coaching the team. But as we discuss, what is the
temperature in the room, if you will the temperature in
the room among the fan base on how Jet fans
are feeling about hiring Aaron Glenn.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
So I've got crypto.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Tupperware and murder hornet and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make a
nice tropical vacation. Which is what Aaron Glenn can plan
every year during the playoffs. Is the Jets just don't
make the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So my first thought here.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Is you take Aaron Glenn as coach of the Jets.
You give that a like a shoulder shrug.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Is what you do, right?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You give it a bit of a shoulder shrug. There,
that's the proper reaction. You assume nothing and question everything. Now,
I'm not a Jets fan, as you know, but I
know a bunch of Jets fans, and at this point,
the real Jet fan has a feeling of numbness when
it comes to co coaching changes every couple of seasons.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It's like spring cleaning.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Every couple of seasons, the Jets get rid of a
coach and they hire some hot shot coordinator who has
all the answers and everyone says is the next great
coach in the NFL. They've got it all figured out.
They're the smartest person on the block. And they come
in there and they talk to talk, and then they
have to walk and it's like Willy Walker and the
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Chocolate Factory is they stumble over and fall down on
the cobblestone. Unlike Willy Wonka, they don't stand back up,
and they have the cane.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
All that.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
But coaching the Jets, and you know, Aaron Glenn will
see what he has to say in the coming days here.
But Aaron Glenn and all Jets coaches have the same
thing in common. They come in there and they're Charlatan's
is what they are, right. They it's like some fly
by night pump and dump crypto scam.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hey you got to buy this new crypto. Aw Man
to the Moon to the Moon, to the Moon, to
the Moon to the.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Unfortunately, yeah, the turnaround point bar is actually not that high,
which is pretty good, right, It's pretty very low. I
will give that to Aaron Glenn. How low can you go?
How low can you go? The Jets are coming off
their fourteenth straight season out of the plus, which means
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if you're like a going into your freshman year in
high school, coming up your entire life, the Jets have
not made the playoffs. The longest active drought in the
big time industrial complex of American sport. I mean, you
talk about the big sports leagues, the four major men's
sports leagues, and they have the longest drought. So we
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are setting the Malar odds, very important measuring tool, the
malarodds that Aaron Glenn makes the playoffs with the Jets.
I'm gonna set the odds up plus five hundred. That
implies about a fifteen percent chance roughly, so a one
fifty hitter in baseball. The NFL will be expanding the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
In the next few years.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
They're going to keep adding teams because TV wants more
playoff games.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So if you follow the Malord map, there is.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
This sweet spot where if you keep adding teams, eventually,
eventually the Jets will get in. They'll get in because
they'll they'll win. The bar will be seven and ten
and that gets you in the playoffs. And so at
some point they'll go seven to ten. But we'll believe
it when we see it.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Furthermore, some wild, wild chatter coming out of the Tri
State area over the last few hours or so. There's
some weeks out there that claim. Aaron Glenn, the new coach,
has made it be known to people around him that
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he would like to keep Aaron Rogers under center.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Has seemed all but guaranteed that Rogers will not play
for the Jets in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So let's discuss is Aaron Glenn really considering a return
of Aaron Rodgers as the Jets QB one. So you
can't see me unless you're watching the video. I'm going
I'm going no, I'm shaking my head, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm even I'm wagging my finger no as well, I'm
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doing that. But it's like going into a new apartment
and there's some stuff left behind. You open the refrigerator,
you're a little hungry. You see some tupperware in the
back there, and you notice it's got some ravioli that
looks like it's been in there for several months. The
ravioli is just sitting around there, and it's kind of
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looks a little weird. The color's not right, got a
little freezer burn on it because it was in the
freezer and then put in the fridge. And do you
eat it or throw it away and get some fresh ravioli.
Aaron Glenn to take back Aaron Rodgers. It's the Aaron
and Aaron Law Firm.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
You wouldn't do that. You want to blank slate.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You want to bring your guy and you want fresh ravioli,
homemade ravioli.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You do not want to bring in.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Leftover freezer burned food that was already sitting around.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So good luck.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Like every other Jets coach, you go into this and
it's like the fairy tale. You start kissing frogs trying
to find a prince. All right, last word. So, as
we moved to the playoffs, by the way, as Buffalo
gets ready for the game of the decade like every
other game, the AFC Championship Game at Arrowhead in Kansas City,
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just down the street from the Ben Maler Chicken Fingers
to the landing there.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
In Liberty, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
One of the storylines has been about the vanishing act
of the big.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Pickup for the Buffalo football team.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, they already went away from going back to the
Super Bowl to lose again. Wide receiver Amari Cooper has
been nowhere to be seen. He has vanished off the
face of the playoff map, and he was asked about
that Now, Mark Cooper says he has no complaints, that's
a quote, no complaints about a very diminished role in
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the Bill's offense.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Do you believe.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Him so on this one? Yeah, I'm giving it a
bit of side out here. He's playing the good soldier,
he's following orders.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But regardless, if he's satisfied with his role, then there's
something messed up.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I Buffalo brought this guy in, Mark cool Remember they
were not playing that well on offense. They they were
talking about how great everything was without Stefan Diggs. But
the real ones, not the cool aid drinking Bill's moth losers.
I'm talking about the real people, all right. They knew
there was a problem. The Bills knew there was a problem,
so they went on and got a Mark Cooper to
fix the problem.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
They brought him in.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And the main reason they brought him is, well, when
the playoffs, we're gonna need a guy like a Mark Cooper.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
He's a twenty million dollar receiver who's a decoy at
this point.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Right he's doing the the okie doke. He's an afterthought.
Cooper has been at times at times in his career,
he's been a murder hornet, and right now he's a
murder hornet with no stinger for the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
There's just a lot missing there.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
There's a lot missing, and it's it's kind of like
swimming in cold water. There's a lot of shrinkage that
is going on right now. Either the Bills offense has
decided that Cooper is just not good enough that they
can't feed him the ball, or he's heard, or they're
gonna say he's heard, or he's simply just underperforming and
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he can't get the job done. He's only been targeted
four times in two game games. Twenty million dollar receiver
has four targets in two games with Buffalo. He's got
two catches for all of eight yards.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's it. Now.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Cooper is supposed to be a wide receiver one, right
wide receiver one, and.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
He's playing like like he won a raffle.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Hey, how would you like to play receiver for the
Buffalo Bills in the playoffs. It's that kind of a vibe.
It's that kind of a vibe. It's crazy anyway. It
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Nick Nick, the Wendy's guy, writes in he says, in
your famous words, Ben, time to take out the garbage.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Nick.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Hey, by the way, Lorraine, if you ever want Wendy's,
I got a guy, Nick, the Wendy's guy.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
Oh yeah, he got the Frosty's on the low.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
He's my hookup.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You want those nugs, He's got the he's got the nuggets,
he's got the fries, he's got those square patty burgers,
the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
Do you dip your French fries and Frosty's been?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Well?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I usually don't go to Windy's, but when I have
in the past, I my order was the nuggets, the sandwich,
and the fries. But that would set me back, like
now thirty bucks probably these days.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Yeah, they're not exactly the cheapest of the fast foods.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, No, but I did, And I've talked about this
on my my fifth hour podcast on the weekends. We
do a foody Fun segment which is amazing, and we've
determined that fast food is still cheap, but you have
to download like seventeen different apps.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
To get it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, because they want to track the fast food companies
want to track like how often you buy, when you buy,
what you buy?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Is that what they're doing with that? I thought they
were just giving me deals.
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Yeah, Well, as you know, as you know, if it's free,
if you're getting a deal and you're not paying for it,
you are the product, right you're buying, You're you're the
product they're trying to get information from.
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So but anyway, there's Nick the Wendy's guy checking in.
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I think Wendy's was much better, like ten fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's because you were you were ten and fifteen years younger.
That's why you think. So, when's the last time you
went to Wendy's.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's been a long time, But I think it's because
it's declined. I mean, I still I still love Taco Bell.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Like you know, but they've changed their menu a bunch
of times over the years.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
True, but I don't think they I think they've been
consistently the same. I don't even want to say quality.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
But is it possible the franchise location near you is
the problem?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That could be? Yeah, that the quality of.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
The local restaurant might have gone down, that you need
a guy like Nick the Wendy's Guy to go in
there and cleaning them up. It's a good point back
on track, because now he's Nick the Wendy's Guy.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You know there's something about a drug addict making my
Wendy's Burgers that really makes it taste better.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Whoa why Nick a drug addict?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
No? No, no, But in Roseburg, Roseburg, Oregon. It's a
shout out Roseburg, Oregon. Part of the Chamber of Commerce.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Lorrain a big, big fan of the Roseburg, huge fan.
All right, I've never been Anthony, and Anaheim writes and says,
I'm listening live doing the live show, trying to paint
some rooms in my house. And my neighbor comes in
and says he's trying to sleep and I shouldn't be working.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
And I says, I don't know, could you?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Could you hear paint? Are you wearing headphones? Anthony, you're
wearing I don't know. You're sitting you like in an apartment.
I don't know how thin the walls are. I'm not
sure about all that. Let's see here, page Dan, I can't.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Read that. Who else you have? A Dad Gummet writes
in from Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
He says, to the moon, Norton, to the moon, take
Aaron Rodgers and the cowboys with you.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He says, there you go. Oh yeah, Dad Gummy gets triggered.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
He wants us to only talk about the topics that
he wants us to talk about. Anything else that doesn't
fit into that small little thimble doesn't work. King Rory
writes and says, between Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn, who
is more likely to last longer at their new job
and make the playoffs first? Well, that's a toss up question,
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and we like toss up questions. I would argue that
just betting against the Jets is the way to go.
But Caleb Williams has a lot of a lot of
stuff going on, a lot of stuff going on with him.
Late Night Drug Tester writes and says, I think the
Jets may have accidentally given Aaron Glenn the wrong coffee
during the interview, thinking it was a good job to take. Meanwhile,
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Aaron Rodgers is feeling no psychedelic effects from his drink. Octually,
they gave Aaron Glenna slipped like a roofie or something
there and that got it done.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Let's go to the.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Phones and we'll say hello to Andre in the Commonwealth.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Hello Andre, welcome.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Hello Ben, good to be with you.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Uh, Where's where's Andre? The dog is?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
On?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Is Willis?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Willis the dog not Andre? Willis the dogs. Willis the
dog there, Andre, he's up.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Can you can you hear him?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
I can't?
Speaker 8 (20:20):
Well retired, you know, he's not. He didn't know he's
gonna be live on the airways.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
But it is. It is late. It is uh.
Speaker 8 (20:27):
It's late and uh and now he's coming here.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
You had to stay up though. The Celtics played the Clippers,
so you have to watch that game.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Yeah, you know, Celtics, they are allowing themselves to fall
fall behind you. The Cleveland Cavaliers are stealing and for
lack of a you know, no playing tennis, stealing their thunder,
just like what's going on in Oklahoma City. So the Celtics.
He got some competition in the Eastern Conference, no doubt
about that. But well, it's is here. He's good. We're
gonna get out here, Ben. We have this polar vortex
coming through the Northeast, you know, so we got some
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for real, for real cold. But Willis don't mind it,
you know what I mean. He don't do the coat.
You know, you see the dog is a nice coat.
He doesn't do any of that. He's out there and
he's getting after it. So we're going to get him
out he's here. But listen, you started the show talking
about what's going on with the New York Jets, you know,
bringing in the defensive coordinator from the Detroit Lions, who
didn't necessarily have you know, his best performance, you know,
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you know, keeping it one hundreds against the Washington Commanders.
But I'm happy that he gets the opportunity and the
number one thing, you know, he's putting out the subliminals
about Aaron Rodgers being under center. I don't know about that.
I don't know, but that seems to me Ben to
be a situation like when Kyrie Irving was here in
the Commonwealth, right and he came in, you know one,
you know, with these guys, incredibly talented Ben, but contrarians
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without a course, chemistry killers.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So again I want to highlight you said that Aaron Glenn,
his final turned out to be his final game with
the Lions, did not did not go well. They gave
up four hundred and eighty one yards and I'll say
thirty eight points because one of those was a pick
six to the to a rookie quarterback in Jayden Daniels.
That is a complete melt down on every level by
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the defense from Aaron Glenn, but now he's hanging.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Everything's great.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I just you remember, some of these guys that get hired,
whether it's Ben Johnson or Aaron Glenn.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
There'll be one and done a year from now.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
One of them is gonna, you know, not maybe one
of those two guys, but somebody's one of these coaches
that gets hired this year will inevitably be fired. Seven
years in a row there has been a one and
done coach in the NFL. So the way that's look at,
one of these guys is not gonna last as coach
of the whoever they're they're coaching.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Got it, Ben, it stands for not for long. But
in terms of mister glenns I'm of the opinion, I
don't know if this Aaron Rodgers situation can be fixed.
You might want to get a team first guy with
a little bit less talent where you can, you know,
build around him. We know that Aaron Rodgers, you know
how many coaches you know what I mean, It's just
one after the other. He's a grim reach of reaper
for coaches. So I wouldn't attach my sale to that ship.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Rodgers is not Aaron Rodgers, not the grim He had
the same coach in Green Bay right up until near
the end, right, Mike McCarthy was there forever. He didn't
really like Mike McCarthy. But yeah, he hasn't had that
many coaches. He actually hasn't, considering how long he's played
in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
He is not so.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
But the problem is that his buddy, Nathaniel Hackett, that
was his guy.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Right, Nathaniel Hackett. Oh yeah, ye, what a disaster that is.
But he's gone.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Point taking ben points taking buddy Robert sala is the
capable coach, and he didn't give him a chance. He
didn't give Robert Salah a chance. I didn't like how
that went down. You know, Matti Floor, you're right right
with the longevity piece. But I don't know how he's
gonna how he's gonna comport himself with a new guy
that's just getting started. You know, it doesn't seem like
Orland Vinegart. You mean that's my king, I.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Got you there, You go there.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Robbie the Mariner fan writes in from the Pacific Northwest.
He says that one of the taco bells in my town,
if you go late at night when the lobby is closed,
you can see them lighting up. Robbie says, I am
not kidding. Plus I may have had a friend that
work there and can confirm said behavior. Well, every once
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in a while, there's a there's a story that pops
up on the interweb of somebody going to a like
a fast food restaurant and they end up ordering their
food and they get like like sometimes they'll get like
drugs in the bag by mistake, they'll put those When
that happens, you enjoy that when you're unexpected bag of
weed or something.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
Like that.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Little pre rolls down in the bottom.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'd like my chili chili cheese fries, and can I
get a side of you know, a side of heroin?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Can you get that to go? Please?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Even if you just want to put a curly fry
in with my regular fries, that'd be good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, the hidden curly fry is a wonderful thing, right,
that is just a wonderful find when you can come
across that surprise curly fries. And now some people here's
here's a fun fact. Now, some people when they're eating
the fast food, right, they take everything out of the bag.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's a silly decision.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
You want to leave everything in the back, the fries
in the bag, because then when you're digging around and
it's a grab bag, you might get that surprise, you know,
that surprise curly.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Fry or maybe there's an onion ring, depending on where
you went. Wonderful. Definitely agree.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So imagine having so much money, so much money that
you can just butts it all away.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Few money. So the Miami Heat, we'll go to basketball
for a sec.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
The Miami Heat suspended Jimmy Butler for not one, but
two games because he missed the team flight. Now, Jimmy
Butler showed up to the game against the Trailblazers the
other night and he had shoes on that had Phoenix
Son's colors. And I've been a big fan of Jimmy Buckets.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I like him. But what are you doing? But I
know what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
He's trying to raise a ruckus so his ass will
be traded out of Miami, which is very rare that
someone doesn't want to play in Miami anymore. But Jimmy
Butler and pat Ryley had been at Loggerheads and so
he wants out. But he missed the team flight and
so he's been suspended from the road games. They play
in Milwaukee later on on Thursday night, and then they
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play Brooklyn on Saturday. So you combine that with the
seven game suspension that Butler had, so he's now been
suspended to the male of math on that we're up
to nine games.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
So if you crunch the numbers those games without pay, so.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Jimmy Butler will have by the time this latest suspension
is done, he will have cost himself a total of
three point one million dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Three point one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Jimmy Butler has futched away to try to get traded
out of Miami. What happened to that heat culture and
all that like South Beach flu and all that stuff.
Did it just like vanish into thin air?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Like where did it go? I don't know. I have
no idea where it goes. I have no idea. Just
go back to the phones. We'll say hello to any meenie,
miney moe. Let's see who should we talk to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Let's uh, let's say hello to Let's go to Berkeley
and our friend Andrea is sitting by.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
She's got these star charts out there as well.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Do a deep dive on a certain former Jets quarterback
or maybe not a quarterback.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
We'll find out, Yes, we certainly will.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
How are you doing then?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
If I was any better, I would be drinking chicken broth,
but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I'm here chicken broth.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's a little allergy
situation something.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Oh okay, I know me and you like garlic. That's
like really good.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well garlic.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
We can put garlic in the chicken soup, you know,
right in the chicken broth. You can do that, and
all kinds of any any way to eat garlic, minced garlic,
sawtaed garlic, any type of garlic. I'm all about the garlic.
Speaker 9 (27:58):
Yes, it's really healthy, it's really natural. I like it too.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah. So what is what is going on?
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Speaking of natural? Well, you know Aaron Rodgers's December second,
nineteen eighty three. I have his birth time. He's into astrology.
My colleague is his astrologer, two fifty pm, Chico, California.
So he's a Sagittarius, which is very restless, easily bored,
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and he's having his life crisis. So forty one is
really interesting. If your listeners are listening then it's the
time of new beginnings when you want to move on
and do something else, and he already expressed being restless,
so I think, you know, with the new coach and
everything else going on, he's you know, sads can be
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impatient and you know, may want results right away or
make promises they can't keep, you know, they have that
idealistic quality. So I could see him moving on. He
obviously hasn't done really well with the Jets.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, he's been terrible, well by but what they expected.
And you know he's got some empty statistics with people
as well.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's not his fault. Watch the games. It has been
his fault. It's been pretty embarrassing, right.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
So I don't see him returning to the Jets because
he didn't do well with them, and with Aaron Glenn
being hired, they don't have really good compatibility, and it's
really good, you know, to have good compatibility.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
So not all those errands get along, is what you're saying.
They both have the same name, yeah, go figure, but.
Speaker 9 (29:37):
You know that's he's July sixteen, nineteen seventy two. Aaron Glenn,
he's fifty two and cancer is you know, much more
emotional and sensitive. And you know, fire and water don't
really mix, so.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I've heard that now now neither do the water. You
know that the water and the oil.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Don't really mix either.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
You know, you're frying something, you put some water in
that that causes a big problem.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
The elements are air, fire, water, and earth. So Aaron,
you know, Aaron Glenn is not really compatible with Aaron Rodgers.
So it'll be interesting to see. I don't really see
that much of a point for Aaron Rodgers to stay
with the New York Jets, with the new coach.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
All right, send that out on social media. Coup.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
That's directly from the mouth of the woman that has
all the star charts. Right there, Andrew a Virgo in service. Right,
people can say, Odi on y, there you go, sal I,
thank you, Andrew appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
There she goes.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Jason the Diamond Man writes, and he says, the Burger
King onion ring mixed in with your fries is tearworthy.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, how about like a little little piece of onion?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
How about nothing from Burger King. That's disgusting?
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Who well, calm down, nothing is a little extreme. But
they're onion rings. They don't even have onions in them.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Well, you know what M know why McDonald's doesn't sell
onion rings is because they make so much money on
the fries they didn't want to take away. They wouldn't
make the same amount of money on onion rings. That's
why they don't sell onion rings at McDonald's. They the
amount of money they charge for those fries and how
much money they make because you know, how much does
a potato cost? Not very much like a penny, not
much at all, and so they get you to pay.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And how much is a fry at McDonald's.
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Well, if you use the app, then you can get
a fry for a dollar twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
There you go. See, you gotta use the If you
don't use the.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
App, they're five dollars for a large It was.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That five bucks for man, all right? And then most
people don't use the app, right, Most people go into
those things like I want food, I don't have time
to futs around with the app.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
I always order on an app.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, I bet you most people don't. And they know
most people don't because like fast food, a lot of
it's last minute. You're like, you're not playing, are you
planning your whole day, like I'm gonna go to I'm
gonna go to like raising canes.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'm gonna go to Arby's. You know. Like no, it's like,
isn't it like you got hungry? I need somebody to eat.
I feel like cooking.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I'm gonna go to you know, I'll go down to
Chick fil A and get a chicken sandwich or something
like that, and I'll knock it out.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
King Rory writes and says, by the sound of it,
Milwaukee and Miami, that game might get postponed because the
Bucks might be stuck in New Orleans because of the
wacky weather thanks to the Gulf of America.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, I saw the game.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
The the Pelicans had to postpone one game.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
The weather is just wild right now, wild and crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
And while you are all are dealing with bad weather,
historic winter storm blasting the south, New Orleans digging out
they had was it nine inches of snow in Pensacola, Florida.
While that's going on, the fires are back in La.
Multiple fires burning around southern California. So just a wonderful times.
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One right near us, I know, there's one right up
right up the hill.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Yeah, might have to evacuate, Ben, the.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Iconic Getty Center. There you go. Are you prepared to
evacuate the range?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yes, I'm definitely ready to go home. Ben.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Are you letting management know you might have to leave
right now?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
It's a little too close for my comfort. I don't
even care which way the wind is blowing. It is
too close for my comfort.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
Ben.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yeah, right, literally a couple miles up from the studio.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
We think if we walk outside and go to the
top of the structure, we could definitely see it.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
You can see it from the bottom of the structure.
I mean, yeah, you'd have to to glow at least.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
You have to go to the parking structure, I think.
But if you saw it from the parking structure, well,
if you went up there.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
If we're late coming back from break, just know.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Well I never break. I don't believe in break. You
believe in break. I do not believe in breaking, so
I don't. But anyway, here's the who am I game?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
As well.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I pretend to be somebody else. Thus we call it
to who am I Game? You can hold this right
now on X at Ben Mallor. That's at Ben Mallor
and here it is Jaden Daniels. This weekend in Philadelphia,
Jaden Daniels will become the sixth rookie quarterback all time
to start a conference championship game.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
But I was the first rookie quarterback.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
To start a conference championship game, and so far there
have been five. Jayden Daniels is about to become the
sixth rookie quarterback all time to start a conference championship game.
But again, I was the first rookie to start in
a conference championship game in NFL history.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Who am I? That is the question.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Your answers will get to that and more of these
riveting phone calls, and we will do it.
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now back to the talk show. Well it's actually it's yes,
say my name is Ben Bill? You never said my name.
You're a loser, bad job by you. Time out for
the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
This is a blatant attempt to get you to listen
a little bit longer. Thus we call it the Hulhui game.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Watch.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Rington quarterback Jaden Daniels is about to become the sixth
rookie quarterback all time to start a conference championship game.
I was the first rookie to start a conference championship
game back in the day.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Who am I? That is the question?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What is the answer? And let's see does anyone know
the answer? We go to the great Unwashed on social
media for some amazing answers, and while we dig those
answers up a reminder in an emergency like during the
fires that recently swept through Los Angeles and are back.
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Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right, here we go, Let's do this here.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Some of the answers again the question Jayden Daniels becoming
the sixth rookie this weekend all time to start a
conference championship game. I was the first rookie to start
a conference championship game?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Who am I? And who do we have here? Paige Down?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Steve pistarcheck or something like that from malib Rubin bo
Nicks from Robin, Minnesota, the Utah YETI yes, by King Rory,
that's his answer.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota, says mister Fuji is the
answer unless it's not mister nice guy going with Gary
Maddock's iconic baseball card from back in the day. Who
else do we have Paige Down? Let's see here, Keith
Ocho Texto cheated he got it right, Alf the Alien
(37:50):
o Piner he checks in with Arby's.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
It's his answer.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Late Night Drug Tester says Willie moepagna, who is forty three.
William o'penia is on the Hall of Fame team for
All Time Batting Practice home Runs, Legends of batting Practice
William Openia, Butcher Husky Billy Ashley legends they were wonderful
in the batting cage and then when the game started
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they couldn't hit. Andrew in the Bay Areas going with
Tom Brady as his answer. Mister Robinson guessed by Milkman
Mike in Colorado. Shane in Des moinesays, my boy, Miguel
on fire is the answer. Teddy Bridgewater guess by legally
blind Christopher.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Trent Bulk from Terry in England, but not not in London.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
All right, Lorrain, do you have an answer? It's not
the Pillsbury dough Boy.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
Yes, it is a Frank Tripuka.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Ben, how about Kelly Tripuke? No not, You're going with
Frank Tripuke all right?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Now the.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Answer a guy that I actually worked with briefly doing TV.
Sean King of.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Tampa Bay's Buccaneers, second nineteen.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Another's shocking, right, Sean King. The others to do it.
You have Ben Roethlisberger in four, Joe Flaco with the
Ravens in twenty eight, Mark Sanchez with the Jets.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
That was a nine.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Brock Purty did it although he only played like one
or two plays. Remember got hurt in that game a
couple years ago against Philadelphia and then Terry in England
and all those guys were crying because the Rock Purty injury.
But Jayden Daniels will join that Who's who? And of that,
the only one that's a Hall of famer's Ben Roethlisberger R.
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The other one, well, who knows the Hall of Fame?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Now?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
I think you all get in, right, Mark Sanchez, Well,
getting to two AFC Championship games with the Jets is
like getting to two Super Bowls for another team.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Ray when you're wearing the Jets.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Uniform, it's like a hundred pound weight on your back
when you're wearing that uniform.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
You know what I'm saying,