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November 1, 2024 37 mins

Ben Maller discusses how Shohei Ohtani told a Dodgers executive that he wants to win nine more World Series Titles after their first win + will the Yankees fire manager Aaron Boone, Maller to the Third Degree & MORE! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, It's our Naber two.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
As we ramp things up.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
In our two post mortem on the World Series show,
Hail Tani told the Dodger executive after the World Series that, hey,
nine more you said, nine more World Series titles?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
How do you interpret that? Also? Are you surprised?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
So Tani blew off an interview with a Japanese TV
outlet because they gave information out about his house. And
after the panic by the Pinstripes, will the Yankees fire
Aaron Boone? We'll get to that and a whole lot
more right now, it's our number two, dreaming the Big Dream.

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Speaker 1 (01:35):
The Way tire.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Buying show be I know truck or Joe Highways and
byways of North America. He's he's driven ten thousand miles
like this week.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's a lot of driving. There's a lot of driving involved.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But our lead this hour is from baseball, and we
are not we're not previewing Game six of the World Series,
because there.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is no Game six of the World Series.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
The post mortem on the Dodgers slaying the Dragon, beating
the New York Yankees, basking in the afterglow, the bling,
bling the trophy. You got Dodger manager Dave Roberts who
admitted that shohe O'tani should not have been on the
field to begin things in the World Series.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
There or not begin it, but by the end of it.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Because of his messed up shoulders, the Dodgers trying to
rationalize how they won with Otani getting only two hits,
and then you have the alleged postgame comment from Otani
that everyone's been picking apart.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know if you heard about it or not, maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You missed it, but in the celebratory moments after the
Dodgers had taken down New York.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I've read this quote.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Now, Otani supposedly ran into a Dodger executive, the president
of baseball Ops, Andrew Friedman, and he immediate made a promise.
All right, So he finds the chief nerd of baseball
ops for the Dodgers, this Freedman guy and said, all right,

(03:11):
nine more, nine more. Now, for those of you a
little slow, the nine he is referring to, it's the
World Series titles. Otani is contractually obligated to the Dodgers
for nine years left on his contract. So let us
discuss the question. Sho Hailtani is being widely reported that

(03:32):
he told the Dodger executive after the World Series, all right,
nine more, referencing those World Series trophies. How do you
interpret this? So I've got overdosing double decker and A
and E and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to play tittley winks is

(03:53):
what we're going to play.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
So nu, no, sorry, what numbers are? No? So this
was the H word hyperbole. We know it's benign.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's benign comment that has taken a life of its own.
And I know why I understand why it is myth
making Otani in that business is a mythical lumberjack, and
he was happy. I don't doubt that he said what
he said. He was overdosing on dopamine, enjoying the success

(04:29):
the fruit of his labor during the regular season.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
So the other thing is like, what are you supposed
to say?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Like, can you imagine if Otani said, well, I don't
plan on trying to win every year, Like maybe some
years we're going to try to win, but other years
we're not going to try to win the World Series.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
This is a whimsical antidote to.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Add I put it in the Shaggy Dog story urf
Shaggy Dog, right, because Otani he's the big ragou in baseball.
He's the cash cow globally. Gotta keep the cow happy.
I saw some videos in southern California of people.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Lined up what looked like for a.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Mile to buy World Series Championship merch And that's not
only going on all over LA, it's going on in Japan.
Chi Ching, Chichan, Chi Chang. Now we don't know a
lot about Otani. We know he likes to gamble, maybe
not wink wink, but after winning the title. We were

(05:34):
told that not only did Otani say, hey, I want
to win nine more?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
We're told that Otani stonewalled a postgame interview request from
the great Fuji TV. When I'm in Japan, I always
watch Fuji TV. It's one of the TV networks that
has around the clock coverage, as Otani's covered like the
pope or a royalty in the UK. And so Otani

(06:02):
refused to speak to Fuji TV. Why well, The Internet
investigators believe it's because Otani's home was shown. They reported
about Otani's new house on that TV channel. Otani bought
Adam Corolla's old house in southern California. I say, old,

(06:24):
It's it's really nice, really nice. So I will say
this was I mean, are you surprised? I guess the
question is, are you surprised Oughtani refused to do the
interview with the outlet because they gave information out about
his house. I would say, it's unnecessary. I don't know,
I'm surprised, it's unnecessary. You are if I'm not mistaken.

(06:46):
The seven hundred million dollar man. Otani plays in the
shadow of Hollywood. But you're in Hollywood, and so he's
in a town filled with Starline, double decker, Red Button
and all these other little vans and trucks hop on,
half off, hop off, and and spoiler that, by the way,

(07:10):
I think he's kind of a big deal. And that's
the kind of person who ends up on those celebrity
home tours and the you know the maps they pass out,
go see the stars and Beverly Hills and Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's the guy. So you take the good, you take
the bag, you take them both. And that's a fact
r It's fact of life.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
And so my advice, you got a lot of money,
you can build really big fences and you can hire
really really nice security people.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
With big guns if you want, if you're into that
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
All right, now, final point, we go to the losing side,
fresh off the humiliating, emasculating World Series loss. I loved
every second of it, and I'm not beyond saying that
I was mocking my friends who are Yankee fans. But
people are buzzing in the Bronx who stays and who goes?

(08:03):
Now it's assumed that Juan Soto will go to whoever
offers him the most money. He is a free agent,
but how about the man in the dugout after that
blatant pinstrike panic, Will the Yankees fire Aaron Boone?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Is he done?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
There is a club option on Aaron Boone's contract for
the twenty twenty five season, the next baseball season, meaning
the two are not guaranteed to run it back Boone
and the Yankees. Now Brian Cashman is also part of this.
He's the third one in the love triangle. So that

(08:45):
the smart money says that Aaron Boone stays.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And here's why.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Okay, I'm going by the A and E theory. Now
what is the an A and E theory? The ana
E theory is simple. Despite the fly oper room, there
is no indication, no indication here in the overnight that
Aaron Boone is about to be whacked. So that means
that if Boone makes it through today Friday, he will

(09:14):
have survived the first forty eight And if you don't
fire the manager in the first forty eight, you normally
decide to keep the manager. It's like they have to
solve a murder in the first forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
And for the Yankees, there's season.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It was a crime scene, it was a murder and
there was a self inflicted situation there, the way they
butchered the ball. But if you're gonna get rid of
Aaron Boone, the knee jerk reaction would be, all right,
let's get out the ninja, let's get out the sword,
let's get out the sniper. Take care of business. And
as you go further and further away from the gutlass

(09:51):
performance by the Yankees, the emotions will calm down, the
waters will will even out, and people will move on
to other things. Aaron Boone will get out of jail,
he will pass go and collect his three million dollars.
That's how much he's gonna get next year, to follow

(10:12):
the marching orders of the nerds in the front office
there for the New York Yankees and a lot of.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Nippicking baseball people pointing fingers at Aaron BOONEZ.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
And why didn't he go out to the mound in
that fifth inning when everything was falling apart, questioning the
relief pitchers that came in, and when he brought certain
guys in, and why didn't pitch other people? Et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera. It's all being analyzed. And second guest,
as we continue. It is the Ben Malord Show. If

(10:45):
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Speaker 1 (10:58):
Six six three six nine.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Is it true a ten year old child is going
to become a millionaire because of the World Series?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Is that true? We'll get to that. We will do
it next.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
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Speaker 2 (12:10):
Back in the Stone age before entertainment, guys like me
and Eddie waited for The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and
that was a big event.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
That was a big deal. That been a lot as
a child. I love The Great Pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, but it's like things are better than you go
on TikTok. You see whatever you want, you know the
way to do it back in the day, though, wait
for that.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
What was your favorite costume from that episode?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I like the ghost with all the holes in it,
the Charlie Browns one. I got a rock? Who gives
a child a rock? That is awful?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Angry Bill? I bet you're angry Bill Rock.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
No, he's probably remember there was a baseball player in
Albert Belt, didn't he.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
He tried to run over some kids in his car.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Was that what he did?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It was Halloween though, right, yeah, I don't know if
they egged his house or something happened and he flipped out.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh well, at the local station.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
When he was playing for the Cleveland Indians Albert Bell
they were like the top team in baseball at time.
And we the morning shows sent that, remember Dave Singer,
the great Dave Singer, who, Yeah, it works over at
the NFL, NFL network, I believe last I heard, but
a great guy. And and they sent him to like
the hotel to try to get an interview with like

(13:28):
knock on his hotel door, like the door, and yeah,
he that.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Did not go over well. They were like, if like
police were involved, it was. It was a big disaster.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
So but I remember, yeah, he had quite the quite
the temp very angry, very angry man, needed some meds
or something like that, but never never got anyway, what's possible,
It's possible. All right, let's go to the phones. Let's
say hello to Enie, meany miney mole. Let's see who's
still on all Let's go to Emmett.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Is he still there? The blind cr fan? Emitt? Hello, Emmett, welcome.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Yes, big man, I'm still here. How are you doing tonight?
After that? Uh, you call it good loss for the Flippers?
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
But well, I didn't watch the game, so I'm I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
I watched the NFL to you, so I didn't watch
the first so I probably close to three quarters, and
I turn it on when the Clippers are up by stick,
So like I kind of tuned in for the end
of the disaster there.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I mean, yeah, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I wouldn't use hold hold on said, you're very dramatic.
What are you a Shakespearean type of person? Losing a
regular season game on a Thursday night in October that
was on Halloween.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I don't know that that is. I know that is
a disaster.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Stau as well are a dome.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's the into it dome. It's a palace. It is amazing.
The greatest aread out there. Who know who that is?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
The guy that choked in the NBA Finals against the
Bucks a couple of years ago, that guy Clippers.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
At least she's there. I'm like, Kaw, when when does
that dude play the game?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Hey, listen, Kaw, I swim.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
He swam several laps in his pool in San Diego
last night, so he's doing very well coming.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I guess to swam seven more laps than you or
I or Eddie.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
So, I mean, yeah, but I could swim.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I don't have a pool. I can't afford one.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But if I had a pool, I would swim.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
That would be funthing if I if I'm like that
rich to have like a underground pool one of these days. Man,
that would be awesome. But I mean blind folks swim.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well what.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Eddie, what I'm asking I'm asking a question.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Blind people not be able to swim, Eddie.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Bro I should people I haven't heard of any are
not sure with blind people who do like the swimming,
like to actually swim like for like you know, the
sport like I was thinking. I was thinking about in
the swim team, but I decided against it. But yeah,
I know how to swim. I'm not very very fast,
but I'm not gonna die if I'm in the water.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, you know how to swim. I it's not that
I mean amazing. Blind people can do a lot of
things that he believe it or not.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Okay, well there's the ability I don't.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
There's blind can't see, that's all.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
And sometimes I've seen some Hey, I've seen some really
ugly people I wish I couldn't see sometimes, So these
guys don't have to see ugly people.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
They asking you a question. I'm not trying to be
I don't know if blind people swim.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
I guess they answered yes, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, I mean yeah, but I want to talk about
the Thursday night football game. Man. I know, I know
you've got other of these amazing callers and if they
or not to go to but I.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Don't see any amazing I don't see any amazing callers.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't see any Oh.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
I guess we can sit here all night. But uh man,
that last dry for the detectives, you could tell they
were just beat up and like they like they just
had the just just had the confidence there because you
were supposed to score a touchdown if you're the textives
that they never board by the way, with like a
minute like fifty maybe before a two minute warning, like
they have that ball for so long, they had to

(17:06):
go down and settle for the field goal. That just
for just out playing them, you could tell Jesus Trouts
hurting about Nico Collinson tat Dell.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Are you making excuses for CJ. Stroud? Are you making excuses?
It sounds to me.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Like he's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't know about that. He hadn't really been fine
all year. If you've you've paid attention to the Texans.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's there.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
They've won their Shrey James. But well, tell me you
haven't watched them, have been very impressive, the game is.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Fresh, or the division's tress. They got nobody, Like, who's
a threat to them. I'm not saying they're making them
a super Bowl that's crazy talk, but like, who's a
threat to them winning that division?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Like, well, the only one is the Colts. That's the
only one that's got a shot. And now they're trying
to win. They they got, they got all. They're four
and four, they're one game behind. They lost to them,
so they have to beat them when they play again.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
But that's it.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
So but the bigger, the bigger story, you're though, Like
I mean, and these are the bigger stories in the
losing locker room. But like the Jets, everyone's, oh they're back,
you know, like are they.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Back or not?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
No, that's just one game.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, just that's that's how New York.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
That's how New Yorkers operate, you know, your young guy,
and that's how every New York sports fan operate. Just
like when the Dodgers were spanking the Yankees and then
the Dumbo Yankee fans, Oh, the Yankees are back. I
was getting text Yankees in seven and the Mets when
the Mets won a game. Oh, the Mets are back.
You know, they don't know what they that's how they
they're wired.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Are we for getting like you said during your monologue,
are we getting that absolutely astrocious first half by the Jets?
They're like the second just like the Textans thought like, all,
like we can win this. Jets are that trash and
they just turned off like it wasn't like the switch
from the first half of the second half was kind
of crazy. I mean, what were your thoughts on that
Garrett Wilson catch.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, it was a great catch.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was a circus catch and was wonderful and if
he did that one hundred times, you'd probably drop it
ninety nine out of one hundred.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
But he happened to catch it and stay in bound,
so good for him.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
An play.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
You should have heard Jason's reaction, Uh ja.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Jason probably had. He probably had, Yeah, he probably had. Yeah, yeah,
I know. It's a virtue. So we're the greatest thing ever,
you know. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Al Right, I gotta go, thank you, go away. It's
a blind emmage checking in. Let's say hello to Is
it Bert in West Palm? Is that what it says?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Here? Hello? Bert? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
This is Bert from Baltimore? Now Albert Caswell speaking of sport.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
If it looks like.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
A duck, if it talks like a buck, duck, it's
a great sports talk man. Ben Mallard Now a couple
of points. Personation of the Yankees Game five joker Lamar
Jackson bots in five game online out locker room, shooting
him flies the alf weapon that can't be stopped. Thing

(19:59):
doing these make don't drop Mama's obertunity had the quarterback,
he became a wise and mark at the highest and
should have been too. But it's not about that. At
the combine all the Scott's Goutt's time. He wouldn't run
the rather tat tat. That's a poem I gave to
Lamar two years ago. Now here's my point. Lamar the
machine wiks down. King Henry the machine breaks down. If
we run these guys too much, we're not gonna have

(20:22):
any team by the end of the season.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Now you'll still have a team, you just won't be good. Yeah,
you will feel the team.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
There will are you endorsing load management for the for
the Ravens.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Will feel our pain.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
We'll feel our pain if we don't have Lamar and
King Henryburgers to the special sauces.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
This is the great that was Bill Clinton. This is
one of the great impersonators of our time.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
There you go again. Well, I've got problems with the
un control rittle that the Ravens are the greatest team
in America. But we need to run the ball like
last year in the playoffs we would have won the championship.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Yeah, can you can you do a little Trump? Can
you do a little like Trump thing here? No, No,
We're gonna make the Ravens great again.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know and all that.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
They are great? Hey dog, they are great.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Come on, not in the playoffs though, they'll find you.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
Lamar is about to make that click. Okay, know what
you know, you know what this is.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
This is locker room This is locker room talk, is
what this is.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
This is you know the Patriots game, the Chiefs the
great like great uh Lineman, I just don't get it
as the rich get Richard.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, all right, I thank you, Bert, You're a very
interesting man. Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It Bert from Baltimore, but he's in Florida right now? Yeah,
all right, great, any want to add to that, Eddie
and you know, and you want to recommend any impersonations
next time we call.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's not a newbie night, but we've had so he's
there are full callers, right, I'm not recognizing some of these.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
There are some new callers.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, I think maybe Brie has brought some new callers in.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
For well, Bree actually gets to the calls, leaves me
on hold for half an hour before he screens him,
so that might be part of the problem. But yeah,
she's actually, I guess picking up the phone.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
So people are calling she's new. Do you think she'll
got news?

Speaker 4 (22:22):
She'll grow out of that?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Do you think she'll get lazy? At some point?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I get emails from people. I'm on hold for half
an hour, nobody picked up the I don't know what
he's playing on his phone?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 9 (22:32):
I had no idea what he's doing. I don't know
there's I see that he's in there. I don't know
why he's not answering the phone. I don't know he's
got something else to do. Anyway, it is the Ban
Mallord Show. As we roll on and we'll play this
off right now. Is it true a ten year old
has become a millionaire. I will become a millionaire because
of the World Series.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
So, if you remember Game one of the World Series,
Freddie Freeman hit that grand Slam to win the game dramatic.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Mind I remember that.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I barely remember so long ago, I barely remember it. Well,
the Hall of Fame wanted the ball. They can't get
the ball because a ten year old child got the ball.
Really and according to the experts who are in sports memorabilia,
they estimate that the Freddie Freeman Grand Slam ball is
worth about two million dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Actually only two million dollars, and that is it's partly
I know he's not I guarantee his parents are have
that under lock and key.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
The thing about that, I don't know if the family
has money. They must have a little money. Those World
Series tickets were expensive. So but if you're at the
World Series, you're ten years old, if you take you
sell that ball for two million, and you then put
that in an investment fund from the age of ten
and that just sits there and by the time.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're thirty and forget about You're done. You're you're a
made man. Right.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Thats the kids set for life if they do that,
if they if they pick the right head, it's fun
and these different I.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Think two million would probably set you for life. No,
not in no way. No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
But if you've invest that at the age of ten
and over twenty years, the inflation and you know, maybe
some real estate, little diversified portfolio.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Man your set.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Why couldn't I have gotten that ball? Maybe because I
wasn't at the game. Maybe that's why I didn't get
the ball.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
How does a ten year old end up with that ball?
That's insane. It's because he's small and he's loaded the ground.
You could find it on the ground or something.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
I wasn't there. I just I don't even I don't
remember seeing him get me a ball. I don't think
about it.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
If he's going toe to toe with an adult over
that ball, you know they're going to punch him in
the face, or they don't care. They want that ball.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Are you recommending child abuse? D Is that what you recommend?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened. If somebody,
you know, you got a too. Let me ask you this.
You had a two million dollar baseball sitting there. It's
you and a ten year old. What are you doing.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Poking the kids eyes?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
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Speaker 4 (25:07):
So I'm looking for little nuggets to you know, pass
along in the in the old update here I have
said chicken nuggets.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I'd like to chicken nugget with some barbecue sauce or
honey mustards.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Probably not gonna happen. But I did see that wemby
Victor Wembayama for the Spurs.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
He's very tall and he's prodigy.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Uh they're they're they're touting. He had a five times
five bye by five.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, five in and out burger, Yeah, in and out burger.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Twenty five points, nine rebounds, seven assists, five steals, and
five blocks. So I didn't ever hear of this. I
guess it's I guess it's a thing. I don't know,
maybe they're making it up, but a five by five,
it's impressive. I don't know. Nah, I don't think so either.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm not really impressed, but I am impressed that while
he was on the court, the Spurs outscored the Jazz
by forty three points. That seems like a lot. I
didn't play in the NBA, but that's seems like a lot.
The plus minus plus forty.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Three Utah just get bad all of a sudden. Or
were they always as bad?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, they were supposed to.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
They were supposed to suck last year and they actually
had a better year than they expected.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
But yes they are this year is what they'd they are.
They settled into theirs. Let's go suck together. Yeah, let's see,
you know, let's enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's the first It's kind of like the Peter principle.
You reach your highest level of suck and then you
stay there. And that's the the Utah Jezz. And you
can't get Jordan Clarkson if you want, he's available, former
Laker Jordan Clarkson, who is on the Utah Jazz.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That'll be the minor league team.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
If you want an extra player at the deadline, not
that you'd want anyone on the Utah Jazz.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Maybe like that guy John Collins, didn't he used to
be good with Atlanta? Sure, sure, why not? The what
we're talking about a spur, the guy who sings the
Tarzan songs. Yes, that's actually who.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
That is.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Good sports knowledge by you. Very impressive.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Let's come back to the calls and we'll say a
load to Let's go to the Bay area and find
out if there's some kind of cosmic event. Right now,
there's a lot of odd things happening. We's hello to
Andrea in Berkeley.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Hello, and happy Halloween. You and the malor of militia.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Did you ride in on your broom?

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Yes, I certainly did with my black hat.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
And you're making your witches brew?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Oh yes, I posted a picture of my black cat
and I said, is she saying cat or cat cat?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Cat? Okay, there you go.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
Happy Halloween from me and my black cat. Where it's
Halloween every day?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes, And a lot of people don't know this, but
when Andrea is six, she goes to a witch doctor.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's where she got there, you go. You know how
many other Halloween references can we make?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
That's okay, it's that time I as well enjoy.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, yes, yeah, you're you used to date a guy
named Jack o lantern right back in the day.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, very nice, that's good.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
I never heard I never heard that one.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's because it was terrible and no one ever said it.
That's the worst thing ever said on radio. And yes,
and I can go on and on.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I got all kinds of corny dad jokes if you want,
I got endless dad jokes. You didn't have a surfboard
when you were a little girl. You had a Wiji board.
Is that correct?

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Yes, absolutely, proasticly so that one.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
To this day.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
But it's more for show.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Oh you don't use the Ouiji board.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Lorena had an idea. She wanted us to talk to
dead callers. You bring a Wigi board in talk to
like genius about.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Happy birthday to Lorena. And Koop is having his birthday soon.
You're surrounded by a lot of powerful, intense scorpios.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, very scary, very scared.

Speaker 8 (28:52):
Opposite of Taurus. But here's the thing. We got a
new moon in Scorpio tomorrow, ben so very nice timing
for the great very nice timing for Halloween. So five
fifty eight a m. November. First, we have the new
moon in Scorpio.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Oh okay, yeah, and also a big weekend, a rather
ominous weekend because the clocks go back for most people.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
We turn the clock back and the parade is occurring
on what would have been Fernando Vevenezuela's Scorpio birthday November first, and.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Fernando Fernando Mania.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I'm sure there'll be no people out of the parade
wearing Fernando jerseys at all.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Nobody.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
You know, some really nice timing there, but the new
moon in Scorpio is really powerful. And speaking of which,
Aaron Rodgers he's a Sagittarius December second, nineteen eighty three,
but he has moon in Scorpio. So the second half
of the game he really became alive, and that's when
the moon in Scorpio is getting closer and closer. So

(29:55):
that was really quite interesting to see that energy with him.
He's really a piece of work. So that was interesting
to hear about the Jets and they finally won a game.
But you know, basically, it's happy Halloween, Happy new Moon
in Scorpio, the parade. Are you going to the parade?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
No, the parade is being held while I sleep, so
I will not bear it's on during the day. I
do not do daytime parades. If they have one in
the middle of the night, I'll go to it. But
otherwise no, Normally they only have riots in the middle
of the night. They don't have phrades.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But all right, well, listen, I have a wonderful weekend,
take care of all right.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Our friend Andrea, the astrology lady, checking in from her
compound for which is den.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
In the bay.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
David writes, And he's the fried Daddy from Pennsylvania. He says,
more cheese talk, more cheese talk. Can't get enough of
that cheese talk. We got provolone, mozzarella, American and Swiss,
he says, I love all of it with a toothpick.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
But yeah, if you understand Fried Daddy.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Bree, she's into those bougie cheeses, like those really kind
of disgusting cheeses like Limburger cheese and things like that.
Not the those are the mainstream cheesus provolong, mozzarella, American
and Swiss. Like those those those you'll throw some cheddar
in there, right, that's also mainstream.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
But she's going off a jack at pepper Jack. I
consider mainstream off Colby Jack.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I don't know about Colby Jack. I don't know Jack
the Ripper. Maybe anyway, it is the Bed mals Show.
We're gonna have Mallard of the third degree straight ahead.
Time Now for the insta trivia, and here it is
Aaron Rodgers. I gave a preview last hour. Aaron Rodgers
thirty two straight starts playoffs included without throwing for three
hundred plus yards in any game.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
It is the longest streak for.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
A quarterback since Blank Again, Aaron Rodgers thirty two straight
starts playoffs included without throwing for three hundred plus yards
in any game. It's the longest streak for eight quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's blank. That is the instant trivia. The answer. We'll
get to a Mallard of the third degree and we
will do it. And that.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
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posterity sake, giving those working the dreaded day shift a
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Speaker 2 (32:37):
Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. We did get
more jokes. We'd man called up and begged people to
send jokes in. So there are more jokes than we
had last week. So and I don't know that more,
but there's more I can read on the air. A
lot of you idiots send me very obscene jokes, which
I laugh at. I think they're hilarious. I love them,
but my bosses do not, and so therefore I have

(32:59):
bills to pay. I choose not to read them on
the air.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I don't do them on the podcast. What do you
do on the fifth hour podcast?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, because my voice is still reading them and someone
will take that out of context and some douchebag will
cancel me. So instead, I have chosen not to do that.
But we will have blame jokes coming up next hour.
Mallard of the third Degree is just moments away. But
here is the Insta trivia. Aaron Rogers thirty two straight
starts playoffs included without throwing for three hundred and more

(33:27):
yards in any game.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
That is the longest streak for an NFL quarterback since me.
Who am I? That is the question? What is the answer.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Let's see does anyone in the Great Unwashed. The Malard
militia know the answer. We go to the social media.
Jed Shawshank from Mallard prop guy Jamis eat the w
Winston from Cowboy Killer, Steve Hutchinson who is forty seven
today from Late Night Drug Tester, Charlie white Hurst aka

(34:01):
Clipboard Jesus guess by Eloy from Compton.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Who else we have?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
The Man, the Myth, the Legend, Blind Scott from JD
in case, I'm pretty sure that's not Blind Scott. Joe
Burrow from Alf the Alien Opiner looking a little like
a Hollywood celebrity.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Who else do we have?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Masshole Mickey Mantle from Shane in Des Moines, Big Greg
in Iowa going with dirt bag private is his answer.
Dave Craig from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. It's the longest
streak for a quarterback since the infamous Tom Brady Pooh
incident from Stevie Meatballs.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
David Klingler from Dat Boy Malcolm. Who else do we have?
Page down? See? I can't. I can't read that on
the air. I think this guy got it right, so
that's wrong. Who else we have? Shane Matthews from rob
And Minnesota, Michael Myers.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Guess by Andy from Lion O' lakes A Abraham Lincoln
from Tom in Southern California and Fullerton. I met Tom Good, Yeah,
I met him at one of the Mallard meat beats
we did a while back.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Spaccoli also met him.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
The fry guys Jim Zorn guessed by Chris and beautiful
Kent Washington. That's his answer. It is not Ty Detmer
from slim Tim Eddie. Do you have an answer, Eddie?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I do.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Ben.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
It was former quarterback and punter Tom Tupa.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's a good name, but no incorrect. Do you remember
this guy Trent Edwards? You remember Trent Edwards Stanford? Yes, yes,
Fran Edwards.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Not no very good. I remember in Buffalo. It's maller.
How about that to the third degree? This is one
gets grilled. I guess you played in Jacksonville. I don't know,
not Buffalo. All right, Larrea Laredo or Brianna Brianna. Scuse me? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
All those girls look the same, those white girls.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
Go ahead, alrighty Malik Willis is two and I was
starting for the Packers and came off the bench to
help them win. Last Sunday, he was asked if his
success might lead to the Packers to trade him to
a team that will help him make the starter next year.
Willis said his only focus is helping the Packers win. Ben,
do you think Malik Willis will be starting somewhere else
next season?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
No, although if he starts this weekend and beats the Lions,
he's played much, but he was so bad in Tennessee
at this point, I'm gonna say no. However, if you
look at some of the stiffs that are playing in
the NFL's not out of the question. But I would
say the odds if you put a number on, I'd
say that like fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Next Earlier this.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
Week, rounds head coach Kevin STEFANSI fancy, oh my god,
was asked about sticking with Deshaun Watson for so long
despite his struggles, and Stefanski sieps by saying, I'm not
really thinking that way.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Ben.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Do you think the Ben's would be in a position
for a playoff spot if they had gone with Jamis earlier?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, but they would at least be interesting, and they'd
be exciting, and they'd have an offense like Winston makes
them interesting. They were not only bad, but they were
boring with Deshaun Watson. And listen, James Winston's not perfect.
He'll make a lot of mistakes, but I would much
rather see him play than Deshaun Watson next.

Speaker 10 (37:19):
Okay, before Lakers player Ronnie James scored his first NBA
points the other night, Lebron didn't shut down the idea
playing with his next on, Bryce Ben. Do you think
Lebron will keep playing and extending his career to try
to play with another James offspring.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Well, whatever magic beans he's taking, whatever special supplements.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If those continue to work, why not. But the odds
are against that. How did we do? Man?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
You fail this edition?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I fail, I fail. I dare you
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