January 20, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Lions losing to the Commanders and Lions tackle Penei Sewell saying it's BS for Jared Goff to get blamed for the loss, Dan Campbell crying after the game, what this performance did for the legend of Jayden Daniels, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bing go here we are. It's our number three, our three.
We start out looking back at the NFC game on
Saturday night as it goes to Washington. And then after
the game and the post mortem, your thoughts on Lions
star tackle Pennay Seoul saying it's bullpucky. I cleaned that
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up for Jared Goff to be blamed for the loss. Also,
why did Dan Campbell cry after the Lions game? Why
was he crying? And what did this performance do for
the legend of Jaden Daniels will go there as well,
All of it coming your way right now here. It
is our number three, a faulty motor in the Motor city.
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our lead, this hour, we continue are all encompassing. Look
back at the NFL weekend. We've discussed being not all night.
We've talked about the NFC game last hour, the Sunday
NFC game which went to the team from Philadelphia. They
beat the Rams. Rams gave that game away, and then
also discussed what happened in Buffalo is the Ravens dominated
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the statue heat, but they lost Mark Andrews of fumble,
Lamar Jackson had his standard to turnovers playoff. Lamar and
the Buffalo Bills didn't win the statuet, but they win
the game. But how about our lead the other half
of the NFC bracket. We go to Motown. We talked
about the Eagles are is we said, flying into the
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NFC title game and they get to host that game.
The reason they host that game the most expensive non
Super Bowl ticket you talk about being all dressed up
and ready to celebrate, and then the party doesn't happen.
Jade and Daniels Commanders visiting Jared Goff and the Lions.
Did you watch it? Were you checking this out on
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Saturday night? Well, Daniels lived up to the hype and
then some the leg of Jaden Daniels. He threw not
one but two touchdowns and the upstart underdog team formerly
known as the Redskins overwhelmed the Lions forty five to
thirty one. With a rookie quarterback put up forty five
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points on Saturday night. They reached the NFC Championship Game.
They'll be taken on Philadelphia. Last time they were there,
they won. They got to the Super Bowl. That was
Super Bowl thirty three. They were known as the Redskins.
Now they've got this dopey name, known as the Commanders.
They were the sixth seed, the sixth seed in the
NFC fourteen and five. The combined record with the regular
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and the postseason they won twelve during the regular season.
They were nearly a double digit dog ourf a double
digit dog there against the heavily favored Lions, and yet
none of that mattered, all that build up, all that hype,
the crowd all excited, all fired up, They're gonna blow
the roof off Ford Field, ready to go. The better
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story is in the losing locker room. They were dominating people,
convinced all season Detroit was the top team in the NFL.
Then they hadn't to play in the postseason. So let
us discuss the question the reaction to one Jared Goff.
I want to focus in on that because golf did
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the thing. You can't do it the time. You can't
do it in this game on Saturday night, as he
made one mistake after another that led to some interesting
comments by his teammates. One in particular stood out, So
what are your thoughts on the Lions star tackle? If
you can be a star tackle? That would be Pinnae
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Sewell who said it's I'm cleaning this up. But Pane
Seoel said it's bullpucky that Jared Goff is getting blame
for the loss. Those are his words. So I've got
Genetic Phone Booth and Billy Crystal and we'll combine all
of these things together and we are going to make
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a backpack that nay Sewell can have because he's going
on vacation, so he can take that with him when
he goes down to the airport. So as far as
Jared Goff concerned, I understand a teammate standing by his
co worker much the way I stand by my co workers.
You know, I'm very similar. Never say anthing bad about
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anybody that works here, clearly, but I get the whole,
the fact that Sewell's standing by his quarterback. That's my quarterback,
you know, I get all that. However, we can speak
the gospel. I've lived that life. I have witnessed from
the catbird seat Jared Goff in big games. And I
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watched the game on Saturday, of course I did. And
Jared Goff was not only a quarterback, he was verkokta.
That's a Yiddish word, look it up. It's terrible. That's
the type of performance that got Sean McVay. So jonesed
up to trade a bag full of scratcher tickets to
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give away the family farm to get rid of Jared Goff,
and the Rams won a Super Bowl because they got
rid of Jared Goff, and they got Matthew Stafford, who's
a better quarterback, and going to the Hall of fame.
Jared Goff has a genetic predisposition to suck in big moments. Now,
most of the time, you're fine with Jared Goff. That's
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the kind of thing that drives you nuts. These type
of quarterbacks, and there's a lot of these guys in
the NFL. They've got that glitch, the thing of a
jig that goes wrong, and Jared Goff is on that
short list. Right you look at what he has done.
It's not my opinion, it's a fact, by the way,
his genetic predisposition to suck in big moments and my
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evidence here the four biggest the four biggest games of
Jared Goff's career, let's break them down. One NFC Divisional
game as a number one overall seed, which just happened here,
you're the number one seed, yet the bye week the
week before that's a big FN deal. That's a big spot.
Supposed to win that game, get the bye week. You arrested.
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Two NFC title games, one with the Lions, one with
the Rams, and one Super Bowl against the Patriots with
the Rams. So a total of four of the biggest
games of Jared Goff's life. How did Jared Goff do
In those four big games, two NFC title Games, one
super Bowl, one Divisional round as the number one seed,
Jared Goff had three touchdowns, five five interceptions, two fumbles
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and a partridge in a pear tree. Works out to
a passer rating of seventy two point six and the
four biggest games of his career. He absolutely deserves the criticism.
This is who Jared Goff is. The Lions have made
their bed. They got so horny because they got to
the NFC title game against the Niners. The previous year.
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They gave Jared Goff big money. They said, that's my quarterback.
I love this guy and all that. Well, now you're
stuck with him for the next couple of years, for
this foreseeable future in big games. Jared Goff is a
guy who is wobbly, all right. We talked about during
the octagon and boxers that get punched drunk, and he
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more times than not is stupefied by the moment. He's
stupefied by it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Secondly, why was Dan Campbell crying like a baby. Let
we have the art. This is Dan. Listen to Dan
Campbell here, how emotional Dan Campbell's take a list and.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You lose these games. Man, It's like the players, what
they put into it. A lot of people don't know.
You know, what they go through. You have to get
up bodies, beaches, you know, mentally, stay locked in and
do those things. And so long season.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, that was a little much, all right, So why
did we get that from Dan Campbell? So I have
it here now. Dan Campbell clearly went Ron Burgundy. He
went Ron Burgundy standing in a phone booth in the
classic movie Anchorman. I am a class case of amoution. Yeah,
and the reason Campbell cried is, yeah, he loves the
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players and all that blah blah blah, but he knows
this was it. This was the shot, and they blew it.
And it's very unlikely they're going to have this kind
of a season anytime soon. Opportunity was knocking on the
door for the Detroit Lions and they hit the snooze
button and didn't answer the door. They said, we're good,
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we don't need to answer the door. And as far
as not knowing what the players go through, we know
everything they go through. Everything's documented. They talk about how
difficult this that, and the other thing is none of
them at real jobs Real jobs are much harder than
that job because real jobs you don't get paid the
kind of money that they get. You're driving a truck
back and forth, you're working at a grocery store. That
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is that where's Yeah, you don't get six months off
of whatever it is. So stop with Oh, it's so tough.
What they're going to?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Stop stop stop, you blew it. You win fifteen games.
The Detroit Lions won fifteen games this year. They were
the number one seed in the number home cooking crowd
was going nuts. Hottest ticket in the NFL other than
the Super Bowl. Everyone's all dressed up, ready to go
to prom and they get stood up. They fussed away
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four interceptions by the lines, three by Jared Goff, a
fumble lost, gave up forty five points to a rookie
quarterback rother thirty eight because they picked six, but thirty
eight points to a rookie quarterback forty five total for
the Washington football team, and Washington with a rookie I Woults,
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scored Detroit twenty eight to fourteen in the second quarter.
That's the highest scoring quarter in NFL playoff history. Yikes,
you talk about a body blow body blow. Body blow.
That was a body blow. Now the Lions will lose
either Ben Johnson or Aaron Glenn. There are reports here
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in the overnight that Ben Johnson is expected to be
named coach of the Raiders here in the next couple days.
We'll see if that actually happens or not, or that's
just book crap, but that's the rumor that Ben Johnson
is in line now to take over the Raiders. Aaron
Glenn not as likely to get a head coaching job,
but he is still being tossed out possibly the Jets
former Jet Aaron Glenn, So that could happen. So things
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will not be the same. Every year is different, and
the Lions are very unlikely to have a team this
good and their defense which was what I thought it
would be. You've watched the Benny versus the Penny this weekend.
I had said My analysis of the game was like,
I'm not convinced the Lions have fixed things defensively, that
their performance against the Vikings was more a byproduct of
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the quarterback they went against Sam Darnold than the Lions
figuring things out. And sure enough, that proved to be
accurate analysis, as the Lions are trash on defense. The
replacements are not all that good, our final thought. So
on the other side, here the winning locker room, how
is the quarterback, the rookie quarterback Jaden Daniels of Washington
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looking after this win over Detroit, now into the final four,
the final four of the NFL. And in the words
of an iconic character from back when Saturday Night Live
was a good show when Billy Crystal was on there,
wait a minute, you know, I was a kid long
time ago. He had a character on there that was Fernando,
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and he would say, of Jaden Daniels, you look marvelous,
absolutely marvelous. Daniels has seven straight games now with two
or more passing touchdowns, seven straight including the playoffs, and
everything has been click a licking on, talking about clicking
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on all cylinders. My goodness, training wheels are now off.
It's fair to say, right, and what you get is
what you get. Seven straight games with thirty or more
pass attempts. So they're not trying to hide Jaden Daniels
throwing them out there, and a lot of them are
safe passes, but he's mixing it up. He's running around
and Washington has now scored eighteen or more points in
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all nineteen games that they have played. They are only
the third team in NFL history to do that, the
first since the twenty seventeen Patriots. And Daniels is into
the NFC Title Game in Philadelphia, a team that he
is familiar with, a team that he played a couple
of times and had some decent results against the philadelph
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the Eagles defense, and that was when they were healthier.
They're not as healthy right now, and so we'll see.
He's also headed to Madison Avenue. It's fair to say
that he's headed to Madison Avenue that if you like
seeing Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelcey on TV, you're gonna
see Jayden Daniels take over the commercial world after this.
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He's not up to the level of Mahomes and Kelsey. However,
if Washington does the unimaginable and ends up actually winning
the Super Bowl, they get there and win it, then
then all bets are off. All bets are off. It
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Love today, and here's the Mallor Riddle of the day.
You can answer this on X at Ben Mallor. The
Buffalo Bills put blank on the jumbo tron to fire
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up fans before their playoff game with the Ravens. Again,
the Buffalo Bills put blank on the jumbo tron to
fire up fans prior to their playoff game with the Ravens.
That is the Malard Riddle of the day. The answer,
We'll get to it and we will.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Do it.
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Next.
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Bell Miller in the building reminding you as we start
the new work week, well some do. It is MLKDA
today and a big day in Washington, d C. But
the Ben Maler Show doing it live and you can
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twentieth of January. Also Eavy a little taste of that
Dick Lorena, the FSR tech queen right there and in
the producer chair of the Kooper loop. Uh bronco fan.
And now back to the audio conversation. Well, it's actually
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a talk show. Bill, it's a talk show. I'm talking
and other people are talking. And get back to the calls.
Gotta pay off the mallor riddle of the day. Here's
the mallor riddle of the day. The Buffalo Bills put
Blank on the jumbo tron to fire up fans before
their playoff game with the Ravens. With the Ravens, no call,
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by the way from helmet Man. I thought helmet Man
would call in and talk about his Ravens, but he
did not. And that's the mallor riddle of the day.
I forty in says the Bills played Buffalo native Rick
James super freak on the jumbo tron. From Parts Unknown
says Ryan Lockwood's Streets video is the answer. Fergdock says,
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Andy the comic book Guy's Nerdy Store was on the scoreboard.
Rob in Vegas says they put President Trump boarding Air
Force One for the first time in four years. On
the jumbo tron. Miguel on Fire says the Bills put
a picture of Felexis in his buffalo Bill's onesie on
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the JumboTron to pump up the crowd. Andy in line
O Lakes, Minnesota says they put a picture of Jim
Kelly on a squatty potty is what they did. Who
else do we have? Late night drug tester says that
the Bills put the latest viral YouTube video from Gunner
in Northern Minnesota. King Roy says, also a picture of
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Gunner up there. Who else do we have? Page down?
Malvilprop guy says the Bills put Josh Allen fanboys, Robbie
the Mariner fan, and Andy the comic book guy on
the scoreboard. How did you get that photo? By the way,
Malard prop guy, impressive work. They're side by side, Andy
the comic book and Robbie. Robbie's lost some weight he
must be on the noz empic. And Andy that's actually
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he looks in real life. I've met both of them.
That's how Andy definitely looks in real life. Who else
do we have? Star Trek guest by our buddy Alf
the Alien Old Piner God bless alf Alf watches Beny
Versus The Penny seventeen times every weekend to keep the
ratings up. Who else do we have? Page down? Justin
in Cincinnati said, a certain kind of porn is the answer? Oh,
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Jay Simpson from Eke and rosewo Minnesota. Ocho Texo says
Ryan Fitzpatrick. Clearly cheating, says Ocho Texto scene from Nightmare
on Elm Street. Guests by Dante that's his answer. A
jar of vasolene for Mark Andrews JT the Wingman says,
they put a picture of Flexus's toes on the jumbo tron.
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How dare you? JT? That's disgusting what you sent me?
How Dary Beavis and butt Head guests by Donkey Saucy.
Who else do we have? Slug in Vegas says they
showed Omar a little on the jumbo tron and someone else?
Who else do we have? Page Dan? They put his
girls boobs up there, says Christopher. In Kansas City, Manuel
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and Guardina says the Bills put a picture of Lizzo
in a thong to fire up the crowd. Gutter says
the pink panther is the way to go. Kelly in
Nashville says, cinnamon roll, so that would fire up the crowd.
Kelly in Nashville, Fat Daddy says an episode of the
Three Stooges on the jumbo tron. Who else do we have?
Page Dan? I don't you can read that on the air.
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All right, that's enough, Lorrain. Do you have an answer
the Mallard Riddle of the Day one more time? The
Mallard Riddle of the Day from a beautiful tropical buffalo.
The Bills put blank on the jumbo tron to fire
up fans before the playoff game with the Ravens. Yeah.
Initially I was thinking a dancing hot dog Ben, but
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now I'm thinking it's Sydney Sweeney in a bikini. Is
it Sydney Sweeney in a bikini? No, but we don't
like to see that. But no, that's ain't correct the
correct answer. The Bills put friend of the mal or
Militia Sports with Coleman on the scoreboard. The jumbotros. Yes,
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my longtime radio friend Jerry Coleman in Baltimore. He made
We had him on last week. He's buddy of mine
and he was in the octagon on the scoreboard. It's snowing,
the players are warming up to fire up the crowd.
They put him on this. I saw, I'll send you
the clip. I'll send you the clip. It's the funniest thing. Yeah,
it was pretty neat. I told him. I said, that's great.
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I also told sports with Coleman because he's on cameo.
I'm on cameo. He's on cameo. You know what people pay,
and so like, I figured a bunch of bills fans
would would want his cameo. So I said, if you're
going to do a cameo for these bills, fans, raise
your price. So he raised his price to a ridiculous
amount of money. And in the bills fans are probably like, well,
they're not gonna pay that money. But all it takes
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is won. All it takes is won, right because it
takes like two seconds take Yeah, I got mine. I'm
pretty cheap on the cameo and he was too. He
was cheaper than I was. And the reason I'm on
there is because of him, by the way, He's the
one that got me on there. But anyway, it was
it was really neat and there was his face, his
quote for the fans in Buffalo, So I thought that
was that was neat and sports with Coleman got in
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trouble with the Bills fans by saying Buffalo is a
city of losers. However, here's the thing. Buffalo's now gone
fifty eight years, one hundred and nineteen seasons without a title.
There has been no championship in Buffalo sports history fifty
eight years, one hundred and nineteen team seasons being Bills, Sabers,
the Buffalo Braves were there before all that. Let's go
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all the phones, I'd say hello to Let's go to
Andre in the Commonwealth on this MLK day. Hello, Andre, welcome,
Well what's going.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
On, Bene? Good to be with you on this holiday Monday?
Certainly a lot going on and foremost shut out to
Martin Luther King on the holiday, and of course we
have a presidential inauguration. But Ben, you started off the
show talking about what took place the last evening in
Buffalo and what we saw and of course the best
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stories in the loser's locker room. Ben, Why why must
the Baltimore Ravens be fiscifist and continue to push that
rock all the way up almost to the top of
the hill. Bend, only to have it keep tumbling down
all the way to the bottom. The jury's out, all
right there, it's a foregone complete conclusion. Baltimore Ravens, all
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right are the Buffalo Bills of the twenty first century. Okay,
they've taken the fourth falls of Buffalo. Then okay, and
now this is what this is what we have ben yes, yes,
here in New England, I just have to and then
you go ahead. But it started with the Jackson's first
MVP when they had to face against the Tennessee Titans
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and Mike Grabel, who's now New England.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
New England Patriots head coach.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
But that year came to New England and got Tom
Brady right up out of there, right, not the Patriots
out and then they go to Baltimore and just embarrassed
the Ravens and Lamar's MVP year, and it's just been
the same story ever since then. I'm I'm in a
I don't know what to do because the Lions. I
was happy about Dan Campbell.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
The other day.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
He's a dude, and he got embarrassed. And now Baltimore
the turnovers and then listen, as much as I we
got a new we got a new bill Buster, Ben,
we got a.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
New Mark and yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That was the super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I mean there's degrees to this and that was a
screw up and he's had some. I just feel like
I don't have it in front of me. But I
just felt he's coming up small a lot in the playoffs.
But it was a divisional round. You if that was
an AFC championship game, I would agree with you, or
the super Bowl, but it was just a it was
a divisional round. I mean, you got to you gotta
make that catch though it wasn't it wasn't a perfect throw,
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but it was a catchuble throw and you got to
make that play. You can't have it bounce off your chest.
It's wrong with you.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
This was the super Bowl. Before the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
These two teams, and these two.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Quarterbacks specifically have continually been a bridesmaid to Patrick Mahomes.
And when is one of them finally gonna get over that,
you know it's gonna get over this mountain and Mahomes
just sitting there and you still have the opportunity to
put Josh Allen back in his place. I'm pulling for
Josh Allen. I want to see the well spread. I
want to see the good people at Buffalo get on,
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get on the board. After thirty someone however many years,
if not them minutes from my eggles. Okay, but I'm
trying to spread the wealth. But Lamar and the and
the Ravens, they just won't have it, Andrews. Yet, it's
not a super Bowl, I get you bet, but they're
never gonna make a super Bowl and they always have
the superior team and continue to happen. So if this
window closes and the Ravens, because these windows close in conclusion,
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you know what, I know it. Dan Marino is supposed
to be a super Bowl champion. We're still holding I
hope for him to win the super Bowl championship with
all the talent that he had. It never happened.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, so that very well could be the case.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
They're not going to have continual opportunities. So, Mark Andrews,
my hard hurts for you.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That was a bell.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Fucker must mess up you just it was.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It was.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
It was pretty bad, and I'm just sorry for them.
Manage the tort Lyons and how that city is hurting now.
But the NFL not for long, Ben, not for long.
Thanks taking the time.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
There it goes the great Andre bringing the fire, bringing
the gas. You think some of the quarterbacks Lamar has
lost to in the playoffs too, These are not all
they lost of Ryan Tannehill a couple of years back
that was remember that, what else do we have here?
And then well this one he said, Well, Josh Allen, fine,
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that's acceptable, but some of the other ones total shifts.
Let's go do who do we have here? Angry Bill
is next in the Sunshine State. It is the Ben
Mallard Show. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well, we don't have too much sunshine and stuff and
draining snowing and sleeting here. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Never raining and snowing in Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Really yeah, I'm in Jersey, so it's a big deal
to me. But these people couldn't drive on the streets
down here, stated that truck driving around and there's the
horror of these people with the cars and stuff. But
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I got a pet peeve. So everyone says, like from
New Jersey or from Massachusetts, places where it snows a lot, Minnesota,
that nobody in warm weather places can drive in the
bad way. I've been in I've been in like Minnes
not miss I've been in Boston. I've been in New
York when it snows, there's they getting accidents all the time.
It's not like they know how to drive there either.
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There's always accidents.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Well you got you got your idiots. But uh, I'm
a professional driver, so I know what to do, right,
you guys. I want to know the Kansas City game.
He must have seen parts that I did.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We're gonna talk about that but coming up. But yeah,
what do you want to about?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
You see Clark? They were sitting there parking each other. Yeah,
football jacket was so big. I thought jelly Swipper was
almost inside that thing.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I found that I bet you did.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Is that was that erotic? Those two people, there's two
women hugging each other.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Definitely got me hot. Yeah, got and bothered. We're all
a little hot and bothered.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
My god, I was so I was. I was practically
in tears when I saw.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
More even what I like that those two women hugging, you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Know, sitting there sitting in the sitting in a box
watching a football game. How amazing. Wow, It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I just loved it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I just hope they are you a chiefsman. You're a
Chiefs fan. Now you're like, hey, go Chiefs. Huh you
look at you go, Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I want to get rid of that Kelsey guy and
let the two of them together, I really do.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It should be to be a nice couple. Caitlin Clark
and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, imagine that they became a couple, blow.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Away the world. The world would not be able to
handle that and would.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Be too guaranteed you too much. He's going to get
Caitlyn Clark in her somewhere in her shows. Eventually they're buddies.
They're a bad buddy. You could just see what's going
on there.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, I mean there's definitely a lot going on. Yeah,
are your pants on her off? Right now? I'm a
little concerned.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, I have nothing to hold the phone and I
got out the phone on the table right terrible. One
other thing, I like this coach. I like this coaching Malions.
I looked like them for the last couple of years.
He's a go get her and he's all stuff. But
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he's starting to wear a little Clinton. He's starting to
wear a little Clinton on his act.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And look as they lost and they had a week
off and you're always supposed to win when you have
the week off. That to guaranteed win right there, you
can't lose that game. Maybe don't cover the spread, but
you gotta win the game.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, I want to ask you what was the spread
on that Washington game?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Washington was Detroit was favorite like nine and a half
by the time they kicked off, it was it was
eight and a half to nine and a half throughout
the week.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Wow, what a bet that would have been. Huh.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I did take Washington, so I was very happy about that.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, well that's good, thank you. None at that points.
That's a lot of points the way Washington was playing.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But yeah, it was a lot. But but they usually
a team that has a week off rookie quarterback. They
were thinking he's gonna go out there and ride the
vomit comment. But he didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
So that young man was having a great old time,
you Sam, jumping around having fun.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, he's fun to watch, he was.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I didn't even know his name. I didn't if you
told me who's the quarterback for Washington, I would have
said George Washington.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I thought you said, like, you know, Jay Schrader, Joe
thisman or something like that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I had no clue. And this kid's running around having
a good old time.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, he's great, he's been We'll say two more game.
The legend of jad and Daniels. They win the Super
Bowl or get to the super Bowl, just getting there,
I hope not. Man, you'll never hear the end of it,
you know. And the big the biggest loser the Chicago
Bears who had the number one pick. They took Caleb
Williams over this guy. No hindsight being what it is,
(30:18):
but still Caleb Williams side by side to Jaden Daniels.
You picked Caleb Williams. How dumb are you?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You never know what that crab? I mean if you
look you used to looked at him?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Were you paid to know? You know? They didn't know
the guy won the Heisman in college, Jaden Daniels. It's
not like he's nothing. He won the Heisman. That's a
big dealtastic Herm Edwards guy, by the way, Jade Dan,
do you know that Herm Edwards, the old NFL coach
at Arizona State, brought him to Arizona State and he
then went to l s U and won to one. Well,
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you're in a good see the snow and the gloom
brings out happy angry Bill Outstate.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Swift and Caitlin Clark together. All right, they were doing
a lot. Now I got to do a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, go go do that. No, do that off the phone,
thank you? All right, go away. Let's say hello, is
this now? This is Mike in Vegas? Is this my guy?
Mouthwashed Mike? Let's find out. Hello, Hey, mouthwash Mike? Is
it Vegas? He's a superhero, his power, his mouthwash. Hello,
mouthwash Mike, it is?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
And I jumped in the blagi fund again?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Nice congratulations. When did this happen? Was it well over
the weekend? What day?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Was like a couple of days ago, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Isn't it kind of cold to jump into the Blagio
fountain at this point. It's a little chilly in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You know. I did it early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And like, what time or what time were we talking about, Blake,
I don't know, three.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
What we tak no, no, no, no, no, no, no
coming up?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, So sunrise, nice little swim outside the Belagio And
are there a lot of people around or there's no
one around while you're doing this? Not too many not
too many people? And how long? I have a question.
When you're in the Belagio Fountain, the iconic fountains in
front of the Blagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas,
you've jumped into the fountains, how long do you have
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and before somebody notices and comes and gets you?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You know, I sat in the water for a while.
You go, I just like it.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You enjoy it, You enjoy the of course, your mouth
washed Mike. And so when they you're in the water,
do they have a tug boat that comes out to
get you?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
How do they get you out of the water? There
you guys in Scooba suits coming?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
No? I think this time I just crawled out by myself.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, were there people waiting for you when you crawled
out to arrest.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You by you know anything? They just kindom I've done
the times? Do we have to watch this again?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
You're you're a regular, They know you by your first name.
You're the your Mike, your moonshine, not moonshine. You saw
guy moonshine, but your your mouth washed Mic. Wow, that's amazing.
Look at you. Well I'll tell you what. I'll make
a deal with you, Mike. We're gonna do a Mallard
meet and greet, hopefully during the summertime. We're gonna pick
the hottest day we can possibly go to Vegas. And
now I should not encourage criminal activity, but if you
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are offering, I think we all Lorena, would you like
to go down and watch it? We'd love to go
watch him do this. Okay, Coop, would you would you
go with me? We all go together to watch this
guy jump into the fountains of the Blagrio. Oh jeez,
come on, you only you only live ones. Life's all
about the stories you pick up. What a great story.
I don't want to be held liable for. We're not encouraging,
(33:53):
but you offered you. You're offering to do that. We
just happened to beat the Bolagio around the time you
do it. We're not telling you doing right. We're not
telling you mouthwash Mike to.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Do what you want to do, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yes, all right, well this is very exciting. I'm glad
you And how long did you spend in jail for that?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No, no, nothing. Oh you didn't even get a look
at that. I think we should all jump in together.
You go first. Yeah, you go ahead, Yeah, there we go,
you know, like a you know, an Olympic like swimming routine,
you synchronized swimming. Oh my gosh, first one to pick
up all the coins on the ground. Oh man, all right, well,
mouthwash Mike. I've enjoyed this. I must move on. But
(34:37):
I'm glad you're not in your call us. Remember we
love you, call us whenever you're available.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Okay, okay, I get one of your games shows at
the end of the name.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Uh yeah, can you get it? If you get it,
and I'll let you play, all right, call back? All right,
all right, all right, Kelly, look at this, Kelly in
des Moine, another legend. Hello Kelly in the moin.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
I've been what's good?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
What's good in the neighborhood?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yep, yep, yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
No, just want to talk about how I think that
even though there was good football games this weekend, it's
a little disturbing how many turners there were by every quarterback.
Is there no good quarterbacks left in the NFL?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, they're all gone, They're all out of the NFL. Yes. Now,
it was disturbing because the Rams failed to cover the spread.
They pushed the Philadelphia Eagles because they had two fumbles too,
two back to back possessions. That that killed me.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Let's sorry. It's only a TV show.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah no, I mean it's not like my team's involved anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So, yeah, you don't have to worry about that, that's
for sure. Has everything everything good with you, Kelly? Though
everything everything, Still.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Need to worry about my quarterback?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
No, no, I understand everything though. You're You're good, no
no issues, no bumps in the road. Everything's good with you. Yes,
all right, keep us updated a right, man, We're gonna
have the big baby, the gender reveal. We're gonna have that,
We've got the naming of the child. These are all
big events, as Kelly in des Moines has partnered up
with another friend of the show, and right, you're excited
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about this is like a reality and I'm excited for
them to name the baby after this is a reality TV.
Maybe not, Maybe it might be a one that might
be a woman, the other way around, it might be
named after you. We'll see about that. We'll find out.
But thank you des Moines power couple. All right, we'll
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That'd be Jared Goff, who puked all over himself for
the Lions and their loss as the number one seed
in the NFC. They lose to the team from Washington.
How about Lamar Jackson. He had good stats, but the
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turnovers killed the Ravens. So advice to Jared Golf and
Lamar Jackson. You're live on the air when you hear
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Bing go here we are. It's our number three, our three.
We start out looking back at the NFC game on
Saturday night as it goes to Washington. And then after
the game and the post mortem, your thoughts on Lions
star tackle Pennay Seoul saying it's bullpucky. I cleaned that
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up for Jared Goff to be blamed for the loss. Also,
why did Dan Campbell cry after the Lions game? Why
was he crying? And what did this performance do for
the legend of Jaden Daniels will go there as well,
All of it coming your way right now here. It
is our number three, a faulty motor in the Motor city.
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our lead, this hour, we continue are all encompassing. Look
back at the NFL weekend. We've discussed being not all night.
We've talked about the NFC game last hour, the Sunday
NFC game which went to the team from Philadelphia. They
beat the Rams. Rams gave that game away, and then
also discussed what happened in Buffalo is the Ravens dominated
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the statue heat, but they lost Mark Andrews of fumble,
Lamar Jackson had his standard to turnovers playoff. Lamar and
the Buffalo Bills didn't win the statuet, but they win
the game. But how about our lead the other half
of the NFC bracket. We go to Motown. We talked
about the Eagles are is we said, flying into the
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NFC title game and they get to host that game.
The reason they host that game the most expensive non
Super Bowl ticket you talk about being all dressed up
and ready to celebrate, and then the party doesn't happen.
Jade and Daniels Commanders visiting Jared Goff and the Lions.
Did you watch it? Were you checking this out on
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Saturday night? Well, Daniels lived up to the hype and
then some the leg of Jaden Daniels. He threw not
one but two touchdowns and the upstart underdog team formerly
known as the Redskins overwhelmed the Lions forty five to
thirty one. With a rookie quarterback put up forty five
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points on Saturday night. They reached the NFC Championship Game.
They'll be taken on Philadelphia. Last time they were there,
they won. They got to the Super Bowl. That was
Super Bowl thirty three. They were known as the Redskins.
Now they've got this dopey name, known as the Commanders.
They were the sixth seed, the sixth seed in the
NFC fourteen and five. The combined record with the regular
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and the postseason they won twelve during the regular season.
They were nearly a double digit dog ourf a double
digit dog there against the heavily favored Lions, and yet
none of that mattered, all that build up, all that hype,
the crowd all excited, all fired up, They're gonna blow
the roof off Ford Field, ready to go. The better
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story is in the losing locker room. They were dominating people,
convinced all season Detroit was the top team in the NFL.
Then they hadn't to play in the postseason. So let
us discuss the question the reaction to one Jared Goff.
I want to focus in on that because golf did
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the thing. You can't do it the time. You can't
do it in this game on Saturday night, as he
made one mistake after another that led to some interesting
comments by his teammates. One in particular stood out, So
what are your thoughts on the Lions star tackle? If
you can be a star tackle? That would be Pinnae
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Sewell who said it's I'm cleaning this up. But Pane
Seoel said it's bullpucky that Jared Goff is getting blame
for the loss. Those are his words. So I've got
Genetic Phone Booth and Billy Crystal and we'll combine all
of these things together and we are going to make
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a backpack that nay Sewell can have because he's going
on vacation, so he can take that with him when
he goes down to the airport. So as far as
Jared Goff concerned, I understand a teammate standing by his
co worker much the way I stand by my co workers.
You know, I'm very similar. Never say anthing bad about
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anybody that works here, clearly, but I get the whole,
the fact that Sewell's standing by his quarterback. That's my quarterback,
you know, I get all that. However, we can speak
the gospel. I've lived that life. I have witnessed from
the catbird seat Jared Goff in big games. And I
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watched the game on Saturday, of course I did. And
Jared Goff was not only a quarterback, he was verkokta.
That's a Yiddish word, look it up. It's terrible. That's
the type of performance that got Sean McVay. So jonesed
up to trade a bag full of scratcher tickets to
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give away the family farm to get rid of Jared Goff,
and the Rams won a Super Bowl because they got
rid of Jared Goff, and they got Matthew Stafford, who's
a better quarterback, and going to the Hall of fame.
Jared Goff has a genetic predisposition to suck in big moments. Now,
most of the time, you're fine with Jared Goff. That's
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the kind of thing that drives you nuts. These type
of quarterbacks, and there's a lot of these guys in
the NFL. They've got that glitch, the thing of a
jig that goes wrong, and Jared Goff is on that
short list. Right you look at what he has done.
It's not my opinion, it's a fact, by the way,
his genetic predisposition to suck in big moments and my
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evidence here the four biggest the four biggest games of
Jared Goff's career, let's break them down. One NFC Divisional
game as a number one overall seed, which just happened here,
you're the number one seed, yet the bye week the
week before that's a big FN deal. That's a big spot.
Supposed to win that game, get the bye week. You arrested.
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Two NFC title games, one with the Lions, one with
the Rams, and one Super Bowl against the Patriots with
the Rams. So a total of four of the biggest
games of Jared Goff's life. How did Jared Goff do
In those four big games, two NFC title Games, one
super Bowl, one Divisional round as the number one seed,
Jared Goff had three touchdowns, five five interceptions, two fumbles
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and a partridge in a pear tree. Works out to
a passer rating of seventy two point six and the
four biggest games of his career. He absolutely deserves the criticism.
This is who Jared Goff is. The Lions have made
their bed. They got so horny because they got to
the NFC title game against the Niners. The previous year.
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They gave Jared Goff big money. They said, that's my quarterback.
I love this guy and all that. Well, now you're
stuck with him for the next couple of years, for
this foreseeable future in big games. Jared Goff is a
guy who is wobbly, all right. We talked about during
the octagon and boxers that get punched drunk, and he
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more times than not is stupefied by the moment. He's
stupefied by it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Secondly, why was Dan Campbell crying like a baby. Let
we have the art. This is Dan. Listen to Dan
Campbell here, how emotional Dan Campbell's take a list and.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You lose these games. Man, It's like the players, what
they put into it. A lot of people don't know.
You know, what they go through. You have to get
up bodies, beaches, you know, mentally, stay locked in and
do those things. And so long season.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, that was a little much, all right, So why
did we get that from Dan Campbell? So I have
it here now. Dan Campbell clearly went Ron Burgundy. He
went Ron Burgundy standing in a phone booth in the
classic movie Anchorman. I am a class case of amoution. Yeah,
and the reason Campbell cried is, yeah, he loves the
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players and all that blah blah blah, but he knows
this was it. This was the shot, and they blew it.
And it's very unlikely they're going to have this kind
of a season anytime soon. Opportunity was knocking on the
door for the Detroit Lions and they hit the snooze
button and didn't answer the door. They said, we're good,
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we don't need to answer the door. And as far
as not knowing what the players go through, we know
everything they go through. Everything's documented. They talk about how
difficult this that, and the other thing is none of
them at real jobs Real jobs are much harder than
that job because real jobs you don't get paid the
kind of money that they get. You're driving a truck
back and forth, you're working at a grocery store. That
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is that where's Yeah, you don't get six months off
of whatever it is. So stop with Oh, it's so tough.
What they're going to?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Stop?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Stop stop stop, you blew it. You win fifteen games.
The Detroit Lions won fifteen games this year. They were
the number one seed in the number home cooking crowd
was going nuts. Hottest ticket in the NFL other than
the Super Bowl. Everyone's all dressed up, ready to go
to prom and they get stood up. They fussed away
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four interceptions by the lines, three by Jared Goff, a
fumble lost, gave up forty five points to a rookie
quarterback rother thirty eight because they picked six, but thirty
eight points to a rookie quarterback forty five total for
the Washington football team, and Washington with a rookie I Woults,
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scored Detroit twenty eight to fourteen in the second quarter.
That's the highest scoring quarter in NFL playoff history. Yikes,
you talk about a body blow body blow. Body blow.
That was a body blow. Now the Lions will lose
either Ben Johnson or Aaron Glenn. There are reports here
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in the overnight that Ben Johnson is expected to be
named coach of the Raiders here in the next couple days.
We'll see if that actually happens or not, or that's
just book crap, but that's the rumor that Ben Johnson
is in line now to take over the Raiders. Aaron
Glenn not as likely to get a head coaching job,
but he is still being tossed out possibly the Jets
former Jet Aaron Glenn, So that could happen. So things
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will not be the same. Every year is different, and
the Lions are very unlikely to have a team this
good and their defense which was what I thought it
would be. You've watched the Benny versus the Penny this weekend.
I had said My analysis of the game was like,
I'm not convinced the Lions have fixed things defensively, that
their performance against the Vikings was more a byproduct of
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the quarterback they went against Sam Darnold than the Lions
figuring things out. And sure enough, that proved to be
accurate analysis, as the Lions are trash on defense. The
replacements are not all that good, our final thought. So
on the other side, here the winning locker room, how
is the quarterback, the rookie quarterback Jaden Daniels of Washington
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looking after this win over Detroit, now into the final four,
the final four of the NFL. And in the words
of an iconic character from back when Saturday Night Live
was a good show when Billy Crystal was on there,
wait a minute, you know, I was a kid long
time ago. He had a character on there that was Fernando,
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and he would say, of Jaden Daniels, you look marvelous,
absolutely marvelous. Daniels has seven straight games now with two
or more passing touchdowns, seven straight including the playoffs, and
everything has been click a licking on, talking about clicking
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on all cylinders. My goodness, training wheels are now off.
It's fair to say, right, and what you get is
what you get. Seven straight games with thirty or more
pass attempts. So they're not trying to hide Jaden Daniels
throwing them out there, and a lot of them are
safe passes, but he's mixing it up. He's running around
and Washington has now scored eighteen or more points in
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all nineteen games that they have played. They are only
the third team in NFL history to do that, the
first since the twenty seventeen Patriots. And Daniels is into
the NFC Title Game in Philadelphia, a team that he
is familiar with, a team that he played a couple
of times and had some decent results against the philadelph
(14:00):
the Eagles defense, and that was when they were healthier.
They're not as healthy right now, and so we'll see.
He's also headed to Madison Avenue. It's fair to say
that he's headed to Madison Avenue that if you like
seeing Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelcey on TV, you're gonna
see Jayden Daniels take over the commercial world after this.
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He's not up to the level of Mahomes and Kelsey. However,
if Washington does the unimaginable and ends up actually winning
the Super Bowl, they get there and win it, then
then all bets are off. All bets are off. It
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up fans before their playoff game with the Ravens. Again,
the Buffalo Bills put blank on the jumbo tron to
fire up fans prior to their playoff game with the Ravens.
That is the Malard Riddle of the day. The answer,
We'll get to it and we will.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Next.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
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Bell Miller in the building reminding you as we start
the new work week, well some do. It is MLKDA
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Dick Lorena, the FSR tech queen right there and in
the producer chair of the Kooper loop. Uh bronco fan.
And now back to the audio conversation. Well, it's actually
(16:22):
a talk show. Bill, it's a talk show. I'm talking
and other people are talking. And get back to the calls.
Gotta pay off the mallor riddle of the day. Here's
the mallor riddle of the day. The Buffalo Bills put
Blank on the jumbo tron to fire up fans before
their playoff game with the Ravens. With the Ravens, no call,
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by the way from helmet Man. I thought helmet Man
would call in and talk about his Ravens, but he
did not. And that's the mallor riddle of the day.
I forty in says the Bills played Buffalo native Rick
James super freak on the jumbo tron. From Parts Unknown
says Ryan Lockwood's Streets video is the answer. Fergdock says,
(17:07):
Andy the comic book Guy's Nerdy Store was on the scoreboard.
Rob in Vegas says they put President Trump boarding Air
Force One for the first time in four years. On
the jumbo tron. Miguel on Fire says the Bills put
a picture of Felexis in his buffalo Bill's onesie on
(17:27):
the JumboTron to pump up the crowd. Andy in line
O Lakes, Minnesota says they put a picture of Jim
Kelly on a squatty potty is what they did. Who
else do we have? Late night drug tester says that
the Bills put the latest viral YouTube video from Gunner
in Northern Minnesota. King Roy says, also a picture of
(17:49):
Gunner up there. Who else do we have? Page down?
Malvilprop guy says the Bills put Josh Allen fanboys, Robbie
the Mariner fan, and Andy the comic book guy on
the scoreboard. How did you get that photo? By the way,
Malard prop guy, impressive work. They're side by side, Andy
the comic book and Robbie. Robbie's lost some weight he
must be on the noz empic. And Andy that's actually
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he looks in real life. I've met both of them.
That's how Andy definitely looks in real life. Who else
do we have? Star Trek guest by our buddy Alf
the Alien Old Piner God bless alf Alf watches Beny
Versus The Penny seventeen times every weekend to keep the
ratings up. Who else do we have? Page down? Justin
in Cincinnati said, a certain kind of porn is the answer? Oh,
(18:33):
Jay Simpson from Eke and rosewo Minnesota. Ocho Texo says
Ryan Fitzpatrick. Clearly cheating, says Ocho Texto scene from Nightmare
on Elm Street. Guests by Dante that's his answer. A
jar of vasolene for Mark Andrews JT the Wingman says,
they put a picture of Flexus's toes on the jumbo tron.
(18:54):
How dare you? JT? That's disgusting what you sent me?
How Dary Beavis and butt Head guests by Donkey Saucy.
Who else do we have? Slug in Vegas says they
showed Omar a little on the jumbo tron and someone else?
Who else do we have? Page Dan? They put his
girls boobs up there, says Christopher. In Kansas City, Manuel
(19:18):
and Guardina says the Bills put a picture of Lizzo
in a thong to fire up the crowd. Gutter says
the pink panther is the way to go. Kelly in
Nashville says, cinnamon roll, so that would fire up the crowd.
Kelly in Nashville, Fat Daddy says an episode of the
Three Stooges on the jumbo tron. Who else do we have?
Page Dan? I don't you can read that on the air.
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All right, that's enough, Lorrain. Do you have an answer
the Mallard Riddle of the Day one more time? The
Mallard Riddle of the Day from a beautiful tropical buffalo.
The Bills put blank on the jumbo tron to fire
up fans before the playoff game with the Ravens. Yeah.
Initially I was thinking a dancing hot dog Ben, but
(20:01):
now I'm thinking it's Sydney Sweeney in a bikini. Is
it Sydney Sweeney in a bikini? No, but we don't
like to see that. But no, that's ain't correct the
correct answer. The Bills put friend of the mal or
Militia Sports with Coleman on the scoreboard. The jumbotros. Yes,
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my longtime radio friend Jerry Coleman in Baltimore. He made
We had him on last week. He's buddy of mine
and he was in the octagon on the scoreboard. It's snowing,
the players are warming up to fire up the crowd.
They put him on this. I saw, I'll send you
the clip. I'll send you the clip. It's the funniest thing. Yeah,
it was pretty neat. I told him. I said, that's great.
(20:42):
I also told sports with Coleman because he's on cameo.
I'm on cameo. He's on cameo. You know what people pay,
and so like, I figured a bunch of bills fans
would would want his cameo. So I said, if you're
going to do a cameo for these bills, fans, raise
your price. So he raised his price to a ridiculous
amount of money. And in the bills fans are probably like, well,
they're not gonna pay that money. But all it takes
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is won. All it takes is won, right because it
takes like two seconds take Yeah, I got mine. I'm
pretty cheap on the cameo and he was too. He
was cheaper than I was. And the reason I'm on
there is because of him, by the way, He's the
one that got me on there. But anyway, it was
it was really neat and there was his face, his
quote for the fans in Buffalo, So I thought that
was that was neat and sports with Coleman got in
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trouble with the Bills fans by saying Buffalo is a
city of losers. However, here's the thing. Buffalo's now gone
fifty eight years, one hundred and nineteen seasons without a title.
There has been no championship in Buffalo sports history fifty
eight years, one hundred and nineteen team seasons being Bills, Sabers,
the Buffalo Braves were there before all that. Let's go
(21:47):
all the phones, I'd say hello to Let's go to
Andre in the Commonwealth on this MLK day. Hello, Andre, welcome,
Well what's going.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
On, Bene? Good to be with you on this holiday Monday?
Certainly a lot going on and foremost shut out to
Martin Luther King on the holiday, and of course we
have a presidential inauguration. But Ben, you started off the
show talking about what took place the last evening in
Buffalo and what we saw and of course the best
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stories in the loser's locker room. Ben, Why why must
the Baltimore Ravens be fiscifist and continue to push that
rock all the way up almost to the top of
the hill. Bend, only to have it keep tumbling down
all the way to the bottom. The jury's out, all
right there, it's a foregone complete conclusion. Baltimore Ravens, all
(22:43):
right are the Buffalo Bills of the twenty first century. Okay,
they've taken the fourth falls of Buffalo. Then okay, and
now this is what this is what we have ben yes, yes,
here in New England, I just have to and then
you go ahead. But it started with the Jackson's first
MVP when they had to face against the Tennessee Titans
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and Mike Grabel, who's now New England.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
New England Patriots head coach.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
But that year came to New England and got Tom
Brady right up out of there, right, not the Patriots
out and then they go to Baltimore and just embarrassed
the Ravens and Lamar's MVP year, and it's just been
the same story ever since then. I'm I'm in a
I don't know what to do because the Lions. I
was happy about Dan Campbell.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
The other day.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
He's a dude, and he got embarrassed. And now Baltimore
the turnovers and then listen, as much as I we
got a new we got a new bill Buster, Ben,
we got a.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
New Mark and yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That was the super Bowl.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
I mean there's degrees to this and that was a
screw up and he's had some. I just feel like
I don't have it in front of me. But I
just felt he's coming up small a lot in the playoffs.
But it was a divisional round. You if that was
an AFC championship game, I would agree with you, or
the super Bowl, but it was just a it was
a divisional round. I mean, you got to you gotta
make that catch though it wasn't it wasn't a perfect throw,
(24:06):
but it was a catchuble throw and you got to
make that play. You can't have it bounce off your chest.
It's wrong with you.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
This was the super Bowl. Before the super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
These two teams, and these two.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Quarterbacks specifically have continually been a bridesmaid to Patrick Mahomes.
And when is one of them finally gonna get over that,
you know it's gonna get over this mountain and Mahomes
just sitting there and you still have the opportunity to
put Josh Allen back in his place. I'm pulling for
Josh Allen. I want to see the well spread. I
want to see the good people at Buffalo get on,
(24:40):
get on the board. After thirty someone however many years,
if not them minutes from my eggles. Okay, but I'm
trying to spread the wealth. But Lamar and the and
the Ravens, they just won't have it, Andrews. Yet, it's
not a super Bowl, I get you bet, but they're
never gonna make a super Bowl and they always have
the superior team and continue to happen. So if this
window closes and the Ravens, because these windows close in conclusion,
(25:02):
you know what, I know it. Dan Marino is supposed
to be a super Bowl champion. We're still holding I
hope for him to win the super Bowl championship with
all the talent that he had. It never happened.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, so that very well could be the case.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
They're not going to have continual opportunities. So, Mark Andrews,
my hard hurts for you.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
That was a bell.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Fucker must mess up you just it was.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It was.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
It was pretty bad, and I'm just sorry for them.
Manage the tort Lyons and how that city is hurting now.
But the NFL not for long, Ben, not for long.
Thanks taking the time.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
There it goes the great Andre bringing the fire, bringing
the gas. You think some of the quarterbacks Lamar has
lost to in the playoffs too, These are not all
they lost of Ryan Tannehill a couple of years back
that was remember that, what else do we have here?
And then well this one he said, Well, Josh Allen, fine,
(25:51):
that's acceptable, but some of the other ones total shifts.
Let's go do who do we have here? Angry Bill
is next in the Sunshine State. It is the Ben
Mallard Show. Hello, Angry Bill.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well, we don't have too much sunshine and stuff and
draining snowing and sleeting here. That's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Never raining and snowing in Jacksonville.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Really yeah, I'm in Jersey, so it's a big deal
to me. But these people couldn't drive on the streets
down here, stated that truck driving around and there's the
horror of these people with the cars and stuff. But
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I got a pet peeve. So everyone says, like from
New Jersey or from Massachusetts, places where it snows a lot, Minnesota,
that nobody in warm weather places can drive in the
bad way. I've been in I've been in like Minnes
not miss I've been in Boston. I've been in New
York when it snows, there's they getting accidents all the time.
It's not like they know how to drive there either.
(26:50):
There's always accidents.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Well you got you got your idiots. But uh, I'm
a professional driver, so I know what to do, right,
you guys. I want to know the Kansas City game.
He must have seen parts that I did.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We're gonna talk about that but coming up. But yeah,
what do you want to about?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
You see Clark? They were sitting there parking each other. Yeah,
football jacket was so big. I thought jelly Swipper was
almost inside that thing.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I found that I bet you did.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Is that was that erotic? Those two people, there's two
women hugging each other.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Definitely got me hot. Yeah, got and bothered. We're all
a little hot and bothered.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
My god, I was so I was. I was practically
in tears when I saw.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
More even what I like that those two women hugging, you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Know, sitting there sitting in the sitting in a box
watching a football game. How amazing. Wow, It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I just loved it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I just hope they are you a chiefsman. You're a
Chiefs fan. Now you're like, hey, go Chiefs. Huh you
look at you go, Chiefs.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
I want to get rid of that Kelsey guy and
let the two of them together, I really do.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It should be to be a nice couple. Caitlin Clark
and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, imagine that they became a couple, blow.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Away the world. The world would not be able to
handle that and would.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Be too guaranteed you too much. He's going to get
Caitlyn Clark in her somewhere in her shows. Eventually they're buddies.
They're a bad buddy. You could just see what's going
on there.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, I mean there's definitely a lot going on. Yeah,
are your pants on her off? Right now? I'm a
little concerned.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Well, I have nothing to hold the phone and I
got out the phone on the table right terrible. One
other thing, I like this coach. I like this coaching Malions.
I looked like them for the last couple of years.
He's a go get her and he's all stuff. But
(28:47):
he's starting to wear a little Clinton. He's starting to
wear a little Clinton on his act.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And look as they lost and they had a week
off and you're always supposed to win when you have
the week off. That to guaranteed win right there, you
can't lose that game. Maybe don't cover the spread, but
you gotta win the game.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, I want to ask you what was the spread
on that Washington game?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Washington was Detroit was favorite like nine and a half
by the time they kicked off, it was it was
eight and a half to nine and a half throughout
the week.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Wow, what a bet that would have been. Huh.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I did take Washington, so I was very happy about that.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, well that's good, thank you. None at that points.
That's a lot of points the way Washington was playing.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
But yeah, it was a lot. But but they usually
a team that has a week off rookie quarterback. They
were thinking he's gonna go out there and ride the
vomit comment. But he didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
So that young man was having a great old time,
you Sam, jumping around having fun.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, he's fun to watch, he was.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I didn't even know his name. I didn't if you
told me who's the quarterback for Washington, I would have
said George Washington.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I thought you said, like, you know, Jay Schrader, Joe
thisman or something like that.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I had no clue. And this kid's running around having
a good old time.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, he's great, he's been We'll say two more game.
The legend of jad and Daniels. They win the Super
Bowl or get to the super Bowl, just getting there,
I hope not. Man, you'll never hear the end of it,
you know. And the big the biggest loser the Chicago
Bears who had the number one pick. They took Caleb
Williams over this guy. No hindsight being what it is,
(30:18):
but still Caleb Williams side by side to Jaden Daniels.
You picked Caleb Williams. How dumb are you?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You never know what that crab? I mean if you
look you used to looked at him?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Were you paid to know? You know? They didn't know
the guy won the Heisman in college, Jaden Daniels. It's
not like he's nothing. He won the Heisman. That's a
big dealtastic Herm Edwards guy, by the way, Jade Dan,
do you know that Herm Edwards, the old NFL coach
at Arizona State, brought him to Arizona State and he
then went to l s U and won to one. Well,
(30:50):
you're in a good see the snow and the gloom
brings out happy angry Bill Outstate.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Swift and Caitlin Clark together. All right, they were doing
a lot. Now I got to do a lot.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Okay, go go do that. No, do that off the phone,
thank you? All right, go away. Let's say hello, is
this now? This is Mike in Vegas? Is this my guy?
Mouthwashed Mike? Let's find out. Hello, Hey, mouthwash Mike? Is
it Vegas? He's a superhero, his power, his mouthwash. Hello,
mouthwash Mike, it is?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
And I jumped in the blagi fund again?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Nice congratulations. When did this happen? Was it well over
the weekend? What day?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Was like a couple of days ago, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Isn't it kind of cold to jump into the Blagio
fountain at this point. It's a little chilly in Vegas.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
You know. I did it early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And like, what time or what time were we talking about, Blake,
I don't know, three.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
What we tak no, no, no, no, no, no, no
coming up?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay, So sunrise, nice little swim outside the Belagio And
are there a lot of people around or there's no
one around while you're doing this? Not too many not
too many people? And how long? I have a question.
When you're in the Belagio Fountain, the iconic fountains in
front of the Blagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas,
you've jumped into the fountains, how long do you have
(32:22):
and before somebody notices and comes and gets you?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
You know, I sat in the water for a while.
You go, I just like it.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
You enjoy it, You enjoy the of course, your mouth
washed Mike. And so when they you're in the water,
do they have a tug boat that comes out to
get you?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
How do they get you out of the water? There
you guys in Scooba suits coming?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
No? I think this time I just crawled out by myself.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, were there people waiting for you when you crawled
out to arrest.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You by you know anything? They just kindom I've done
the times? Do we have to watch this again?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
You're you're a regular, They know you by your first name.
You're the your Mike, your moonshine, not moonshine. You saw
guy moonshine, but your your mouth washed Mic. Wow, that's amazing.
Look at you. Well I'll tell you what. I'll make
a deal with you, Mike. We're gonna do a Mallard
meet and greet, hopefully during the summertime. We're gonna pick
the hottest day we can possibly go to Vegas. And
now I should not encourage criminal activity, but if you
(33:30):
are offering, I think we all Lorena, would you like
to go down and watch it? We'd love to go
watch him do this. Okay, Coop, would you would you
go with me? We all go together to watch this
guy jump into the fountains of the Blagrio. Oh jeez,
come on, you only you only live ones. Life's all
about the stories you pick up. What a great story.
I don't want to be held liable for. We're not encouraging,
(33:53):
but you offered you. You're offering to do that. We
just happened to beat the Bolagio around the time you
do it. We're not telling you doing right. We're not
telling you mouthwash Mike to.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Do what you want to do, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yes, all right, well this is very exciting. I'm glad
you And how long did you spend in jail for that?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No, no, nothing. Oh you didn't even get a look
at that. I think we should all jump in together.
You go first. Yeah, you go ahead, Yeah, there we go,
you know, like a you know, an Olympic like swimming routine,
you synchronized swimming. Oh my gosh, first one to pick
up all the coins on the ground. Oh man, all right, well,
mouthwash Mike. I've enjoyed this. I must move on. But
(34:37):
I'm glad you're not in your call us. Remember we
love you, call us whenever you're available.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Okay, okay, I get one of your games shows at
the end of the name.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Uh yeah, can you get it? If you get it,
and I'll let you play, all right, call back? All right,
all right, all right, Kelly, look at this, Kelly in
des Moine, another legend. Hello Kelly in the moin.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
I've been what's good?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
What's good in the neighborhood?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yep, yep, yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
No, just want to talk about how I think that
even though there was good football games this weekend, it's
a little disturbing how many turners there were by every quarterback.
Is there no good quarterbacks left in the NFL?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, they're all gone, They're all out of the NFL. Yes. Now,
it was disturbing because the Rams failed to cover the spread.
They pushed the Philadelphia Eagles because they had two fumbles too,
two back to back possessions. That that killed me.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Let's sorry. It's only a TV show.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah no, I mean it's not like my team's involved anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
So, yeah, you don't have to worry about that, that's
for sure. Has everything everything good with you, Kelly? Though
everything everything, Still.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
Need to worry about my quarterback?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
No, no, I understand everything though. You're You're good, no
no issues, no bumps in the road. Everything's good with you. Yes,
all right, keep us updated a right, man, We're gonna
have the big baby, the gender reveal. We're gonna have that,
We've got the naming of the child. These are all
big events, as Kelly in des Moines has partnered up
with another friend of the show, and right, you're excited
(36:22):
about this is like a reality and I'm excited for
them to name the baby after this is a reality TV.
Maybe not, Maybe it might be a one that might
be a woman, the other way around, it might be
named after you. We'll see about that. We'll find out.
But thank you des Moines power couple. All right, we'll
pause for the cost we are going to have coming
up moments away, always exciting. It's called the Instant Advice Line.
(36:44):
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our advice? His name is Jared Goff or Lamar Jackson.
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 3 (37:40):
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Hold that do no one's paid attention to me for
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we'll keep it simple. Who needs our Advice? On screened Radio.
That'd be Jared Goff, who puked all over himself for
the Lions and their loss as the number one seed
in the NFC. They lose to the team from Washington.
How about Lamar Jackson. He had good stats, but the
(38:02):
turnovers killed the Ravens. So advice to Jared Golf and
Lamar Jackson. You're live on the air when you hear
my voice. Hello, Advice to Lamar and Jared Goff.
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Hello, he put didn't know crows can't fly in the snow.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
All right, there's a neither can Russell Wilson by the way,
A line uh hello. Line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Go I need an ambulance.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, all right, we'll get one right out to you.
Line too, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Go boom fa loom fock.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Alright, Line the four go, line four.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
They need to get tu block on the offensive.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Line yeah, two black, one more coberry. I pick it five.
Line one, Line one you the last Collins an advice
line for La marn golf. Line one, Line one, you
strewed up. You should have picked line six. But line
six is just hung up. Also, oh my god, he's
an advice line. Unreal
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