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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three as we are
on the scene here in our number three, and Joe
Burrow says everything everything must change to make the Ben
Gals a championship level team. So how does that one
hit you? Also, the Raiders are benching Gardner Minshew for
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Aidan O'Connell. Is that an upgrade? And where you're at
on Lebron James complaining about the Lakers exhibition travel to Milwaukee.
Lebron's not happy about that. We'll go there as well.
All of it coming your way right now here. It
is our number three, strong the strong words. Wel come.
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I know Skeeter in Montana just celebrated his ten thousandth birthday,
so he's very excited about that. The ten thousand tires
are lead this hour from northern Kentucky slash Southern Ohio.
That's where the Bengals play football. Now, the Bengals are
not sexy. In fact, they're terrible. Right now, they would
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have the number two pick in the twenty five NFL Draft.
The Patriots would have the number one pick and the
Bengals would be number two. And they don't play until
late in the weekend. I believe they play these it
Sunday night here. I believe in Sunday or Monday. However,
a lot of noise, a lot of noise about what's
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wrong in Cincinnati and quarterback Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow was asked,
what has to change, What the bleepingly bleep bleep has
to change to make the Bengals into a championship team?
Seems like a fair question. The Bengals were a Super
Bowl team a couple years ago, didn't win it, but
they were there. So did you hear what he had
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to say, maybe not, maybe you missed it. Joe Burrow
said one word on what needs to change? He said
everything ed re think that was his quote. Now, the
Bengals were one in four. You figure they've got to
get to nine wins to have a shot, and then
they still would likely need some help. So they would
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have to win eight of their final twelve games to
have any heartbeat left, any air in the lungs. They
have to go eight and four the rest of the way.
So let us discuss the question Joe Burrow saying that
everything must change for the Bengals to become a championship
level team. How does that one hit you? So I've
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got bullseye, Fortnight and Magellan, and we will combine all
of these things together and we're gonna make our rally
cap is what we're gonna make. We put a rally
cap on. So first of all, you listen between the words,
or in this case, listen between the word There was
one word everything, and from twenty thousand feet up in
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the sky looking down, it's rather straightforward. It's not that hard.
It's pretty simple. Joe Burrow has put a bullseye on
Zach Taylor's back. The head coach. Every man, woman and
child understands how this works. And you're not going to
destroy the entire roster. If this thing continues the way
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it's going in Cincinnati, you're not going to have an
entirely new fifty three man roster or fifty two other
than Joe Burrow. That's not gonna happen. The easiest fix
is to have a human sacrifice of the coaching career
of Zach Taylor as the coach. You have Bill Belichick,
who is hanging out like a snake in the grass
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out there, and he's like, I would like a nice job. Now,
nobody associates Belichick with the Bengals. But if you're Belichick
and you're solely focused on passing Don Shulebay, and you
could take that job with a top five quarterback right
now ready made in Joe Burrow. And for the moment anyway,
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you still have Jamar Chase. If the Bengals don't find
the winning recipe, and you've got Joe Burrow saying everything
must change in since you can put the two and
two together, that puts more pressure on the tightwad owner
of Paul Brown to figure it out. Right, you know,
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spend a little more money there, and he's not even
really running the team day to day, but he's the
face of it supposedly. So that's where we are on
that now. Secondly, we have another quarterback change in the NFL.
The Raiders have said we're not going to be part
of Minshew mania for now. They have benched my guy,
Gardner Minshew for Aiden O'Connell. Question is this an upgrade? Answer? No,
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it is not an upgrade. This is a from Fortnite.
It's the side shuffle. It's the side shuffles. You go
from Gardner Minshew to Aidan O'Connell. Not an upgrade. Now
the Raiders are spinning spin, spin, spin, spinning their offensive
wheels and Misschew has had some terrible interceptions the last
couple of weeks, but he's not the problem, meaning you're
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not putting somebody in there who's better than him. Like
the Raiders' roster has been tattered by injuries, and it
turns out they don't have a lot of depth. The
backup guys aren't very good. They don't tackle, they don't
follow receivers around, and so Minshew he's this He's been
replaced by the same level guy, so you get rid
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of Minshew for another mid level guy. That's the move here,
Aidan O'Connell is at best a lateral move and more
likely than not a downgrade. More likely not a downgrade here.
And the bigger underlying condition for the Raiders is that
defense which was billed as a top flight defense, like
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top ten defense and all that, and they're not. They
have not been that. They have been spotty at best.
They've had a couple of good moments with the Ravens
and whatnot, but overall l stinko for the Raiders. They've
been guilt. They've been guilty of truancy, is what they've
been guilty of. A right now, final fun to pro
bouncy ball, we go, Yeah, that's right. Calm down, Calm down,
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calm down. It's not really about pro bouncy ball. It's
about Lebron James. Lebron is upset. Lebron's not happy. What
is he not happy about? Lebron James is upset because
how do I know? Ite went to social media. He's
angry Lebron because the Lakers had to go on a
burdy and fly to Wisconsin for an exhibition game. That's
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how they spent their day. On Thursday, they flew the
Friendly Skies to Wisconsin, and Lebron said the following, Can
someone please explain to me why we're getting on a
plane and heading to Milwaukee for one preseason game? All right?
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That's what Lebron posted. I'd like to help out, Lebron.
We are paid to parts the words of famous people
and people that think they're face and think they're important,
So we will pars the words of Lebron James again
he said, for those of you in the back of
the room a little slow, Lebron said, someone please explain
to me why we're getting on a plane and heading
to Milwaukee for one preseason game? All right, so I
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will I will use the word here pampers, as in
Lebron needs some pampers. That's what I will say. Lebron,
last I checked, is a fifty million dollars a year
NBA player. He is also the GM by proxy of
the Lakers. If you don't believe me, his podcast Buddy
was hired as the head coach and now Lebron also
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wants to add to his Wikipedia page Magellan that he's
the travel agent. That's what he is and the crap
bag Arena, the Lakers playing on skid row there is
being renovated, So the Lakers are on a barnstorming tour.
They're not going to play any home exhibition games. So
the season begins in like three weeks anyway, or a
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couple of weeks. And hey, Lebron, by the way, I
believe this is a human resources issue if you have
a problem with the travel, and I don't know why
you would have a problem with the travel, because it's
it shows you how out of touch Lebron is. Chartered flights,
luxury buses, five star hotels. That's the NBA life. And
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we're monitoring here the weather channels up and all that,
and there's people that are bunkering down right now all
over Florida, millions of people without power because of the
hurricane Milton. Uncle Milton that has come through Florida is
still going through Florida as we speak. And Lebron has
the HUTZBA to complain, why are we going to Milwaukee here?
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Here's some advice. All right, this is really hardship for
the Lakers and Lebron. I hope he'll be okay. You
think he's got hemorrhoids or something like that, or maybe
his tailbone's hurt and he can't sit that long. But
a flight from LA to Wisconsin. I've made that flight,
not that long a flight, and it's much better than
a twenty nine hour bus ride from LA to was kind.
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So just settle back, Lebron, get some cheese curds, enjoy yourself,
knock yourself out there, and you'll be okay. Everything will
be okay. You're gonna survive. It is the Ben Mallard Show.
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they won. There's an elimination game there. The Mets have advanced,
the Phillies are eliminated. The Yankees and Tigers or went
away from advancing to the American League Championship Series. Time
down for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And here
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is the Mallar Riddle of the day. I'll go to
baseball where Dodgers star Mookie Betts says that he recently
turned off blank again. This is the Mallard Riddle of
the day. Dodger star Mookie Betts says he recently turned
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Later this hour. If you stay with us, we'll have
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that time down for the Mallard Riddle of the day,
Dwyer's star Mookie Betts. Nice of him to show up
to the playoffs. Hadn't done that the last couple of years.
Mookie Betts says, he turned off blank recently turned off
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blank recently. That is the question. What is the answer?
Let's see does anyone listening though? Do we have any
smarty pants that know the answer? We go to the
great unwashed. The hoy POLOI third Dog says, turned off
the lights in his bowling alley. Late night drug tester
turned off Robertos Mexican doppler two thousand radar. Matt the
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Warrior Raider fan says recently turned off Mary Hart as
the answer slap fighting match from I forty Ian turned
off his phone. Donkey Sausage Alf the Alien opiner says
Mookie Betts. Mooey Bets turned off is a vacuum because
he was tired of sucking in the postseason. It's a
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good line. I've used that before South Line. Now who
else do we have? Page down? Mookie Bets and the
Dodgers turned off off the lights at Petco Park from
og Art puffin Spam Fritter from King Rory that Mookie
turned that off? Who else do we have? The utah
Yedi twenty four hour channel from Rob in Minnesota. Page down,
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page down. We can't read that on the air. The
good photoshopping by malar prop guy. We've got the ball
return at the Bowling Alley from Eke and Rosa, Minnesota.
Prozac Parry said something about grandmother angry bills, seapap machine
from the Grill Sergeant the Valley Girls from Johnny Q.
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Who else do we have? Page down? You will skip
over that, all right, Eddie? Do you have an answer? Edie?
Do is not eggs? Not eggs? Which was guests by
Masshole Mickey.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Now he turned off his giant inflatable Halloween decorations in
front of his house.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Giant inflatable Halloween decorations. Is that the answer? No, that
is not the answer the correct answer. Mookie Betts Dodger
Star says he recently turned off all of his social
media because you're too naive. He wanted those positive vibrations.
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I'm guessing he's back on social media right now because
everyone's kissing his ass let's go to the phones and
we say hello to Andrea, who is in Berkeley. Hello Andrea, welcome.
She's the astrology lady, she's got the star charts out,
she's got her New York mister met a poster on
the wall there. Hello Andrea, Hello Dan.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I assure you I got a lot.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Of Mets mojo, Mets magic, mes momentum, you name it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I got here, got it all, and the Mets have
it all too. Are we coming to the West coast
either to play the Dodgers of the podres.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Well, this was like super exciting. Like I said, you know,
if you strike out Bryce Harper should be worth three strikeouts.
If to beat the Phillies should be worth about one
hundred games. So that was pretty dramatic. And Francisco Lindor
I looked up his astrology chart November fourteen, nineteen ninety three,
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and you know, he's a transformational scorpio and he certainly
transformed the game with his Grand Slam. And then I
asked my colleague, says our love, the one I do
the podcast with, for the Mets birthdate, and he said
October seventeen, nineteen sixty. And the Mets have mars in
cancer and Mars's energy assertion aggression, and the Mets are
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having a Mars return which is once every two years,
which is a cycle of increased energy, vitality, passion. And
then curiously enough, Lindor has mars in cancer, so he
was having a Mars return to when he hit the
Grand Slam. So, needless to say, the planets are lining
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and it's just so really.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It is going well. And then the Mets unfortunately, I
looked at their chart, they're in youurinus, so it's not
going well for them. Unfortunately.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well we'll see, you know, one game at a time.
But you know, this was very dramatic. Really, the last
thing you wanted to go was go back to Philadelphia
and face Zach Wheeler, who the Mets traded away.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
So yeah, well that's true. Bryce Harper did okay and
Castalanos did okay, but the rest of the Phillies lineup
was dog food. They were terrible.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's it's again not so much
the team you play, but when you play them, and
it's how.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You're doing the moment. Right, Even if you don't study
for the test, as long as you pass the test,
it's what you did in the moment, right.
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Timing is everything. Timing is life. Life is timing, and
the timing was definitely on the Mets size. I know,
just really exciting to see them beat the Phillies, you know,
in their home turf. And I think it was the
first time they clinched it home.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well in the ball yeah that ballpark, which is not
was it sixteen years old? Now, wow, that's a long time.
I didn't realize that ball they had been away from
Shea Stadium for a long time.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Well, no, city Field is uh, probably within the past
decade or something, right.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, it's been sixteen years, oh, eight oh nine something
like that run around there, So it's been been a while.
Time flies when you're having fun.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah, and the Mets and their fans were definitely having fun.
I mean, Grimace that good luck mojo when he made
his debut. The Mets have gone, you know, really well
since then, and you know, it's just a lot of
good mojo. The pumpkin, uh, Pete Alonso had this like
magic pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah that's not gonna last that long. Pumpkins don't last
that long.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
But hurry up, you know, win, I don't grab it
when you can with the season.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That's true, and maybe they'll cook the pumpkins and eat
them and they'll continue the fun from the hopeing. I
will leave it there, but thank you, Andrea appreciate that.
Virgo in service. There, she goes, let's say hello to Scott,
who's in Des Moines. Hello, Scott, Hey, how you guys doing.
Welcome Scott, how can we help you?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
I know you don't like the whole bullpen thing the
Dodgers man, but it's the only thing going for the Dodgers.
The bullpen. Our starters, Our starters couldn't get my mom out.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Isn't that pathetic? Isn't that embarrassing? Isn't that an indictment
on the starting pitching that that these I mean, this
is I know, guys are hurt. I get that, but
you still got a three hundred and twenty five million
dollar guy. And the fact that the Dodgers are even
waffling on who to pitch in the final game is
an indictment of Yoshinobu Yamamoto.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
I mean, at this point, they marvel pitch Okani because
nobody's seen him in the National League this year. So
I mean, what I mean, well, you can't do no work,
and any of these other guys.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Is just rotate, Like put Mookie Bets can pitch it inning,
they can put Chris Taylor out there, just rotate them.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
In my last question, I'll let you go, huge Dodger fan,
why do you think that Steve Garvey will never get
into the Hall of Fame and we got some of
these other clowns get in.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, I mean he was a borderline guy, and I
feel like the moments pass. Now there's political stuff involved too,
and Garvey's conservative. Most of the baseball writers are liberals,
so you got that factored in. And some of those
guys are hardline. Some of those baseball writers are total
whack of doodles. So there's a lot of moving parts
of that. But Garvey, at least in Dodger Land, even
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though he went to the hated Padres and became a
taco there in San Diego, he's beloved there. Probably getting
in at this point unlikely, unlikely, that's gonna happen. The
Salo to Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Jerome in Charleston, bring
it home, Jerome.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Hey, Steve, Steve, Steve Garvey's a clown.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, he's a Why why is he? Why is he
a clown?
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What did he do to you? Word for see your
word for it? Why would I take your word? I've
met him? Well, how's he a clown? Ship?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
He's a serial impregnator too, Okay, he's mad one woman
and then he's going to get other women pregnant.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
He's a seal and pregnant. By the way, if you
were to kick everyone out of the Hall of Fame
that has impregnated multiple women, there wouldn't be that many
people left in the Hall of Fame. I hate to
tell you that your own I hate to.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Tell you that.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I know you think these guys are all reading the
Bible all day. Uh, They're they're reading something else. Uh.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
He's a serial and pregnantor until it comes to his
sperm donations. Hey, by the way, tell Tawi don't don't
don't tell me about the labor. Just show me the baby, Okay,
and you talk about teeth salary or a what? Hey,
Otana's getting scapho marnion. Hey, by the way, the Dodgers
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of my pick to win the whole thing. I can't
wait to see them play the match, okay, because the
Padres it looks so deflated after that game, and that's
gonna be the Sam approach the games.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Bob all, hands off.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Deck, get o'kanni going, and get it ruled. Okay.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Would you say the Dodgers have momentum, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
They they don't. They don't.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
They don't.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
They don't have momentum.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They don't have momentum. There's no such thing as momentum.
Why would they Why would the Dodgers have momentum. The
Padres had won the last two games. Didn't they have
all the momentum. Why didn't the Padres win the third game?
They had all the momentum. There's no momentum. Momentum doesn't exist.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
The last thing they wanted to do was go back
to a league and have it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I would disagree the way that the way that Fernando
Tatis was having sex with the fans in the outfield,
I think he wanted to go back to La Right
with those pelvic for us, for the fans out of
the pavilion out there right and Machado can throw another
ball at Dave Roberts. These loser Padres, they probably wanted
to go back to l A. Can I see your balls? Shirh,
(22:06):
I'd like to see Hey.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
By the way, you talk about the aftros a bunch
of cheatings.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yes, the cheating one one thousand and two, one thousand holes.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Have you ever taken a hard look at the totality
of baseball and its history? You talk about cheating all
all all the stadiums have different dimensions.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Okay, well, how's that? How is that cheating if they
all have different dimensions? Okay, that's true, that's true. But
how is that cheating that if that the teams. The
teams are playing the same dementias. It's not like if
it was the if it was the as true. Yes,
and let me explain Jerome cam on Jerome, if the
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if the Red Sox, if the Red Sox play the
Yankees at Finway Park, both teams are playing that game
in those dimensions. It's not like in Houston they would
move the fences back when the other teams up, and
they'd move them up when the A holes are up.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
What right feeling Yang stated was two hundred and fifty feet?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Come on, maybe back in well Dodger Stadium, actually at
the Coliseum when the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn. They had
they put a giant net up because it was like
two hundred and something feet and they put a giant
net up, and that's where they turned Moonshot came from
because the Dodgers had a player named Wally Moon that
would hit home runs over that giant net at Dodger
Stadium or at that ball part one jump.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
But you know, I appreciate you taking calls, unlike some
of these other courts, these other colleges who talk about
you behind your back but didn't have an answer to anybody.
And by the way, I can't wait to see Oregon
in Ohio State this weekend because how many teams Jilly
Gambriel have been on now the four in the five
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and section when I said I really need it, how
many teams has that god been on?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Many?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I get that money, Jerome, You do the same thing, man.
You'd be playing it every year. You'd be a ten
year guy in college every year. Can I get extra
year of eligibility? Give me some more of that nil money?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
You would be twenty. Don't give me that you'd be
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Right now. Yeah, I would listen if they pay you
the money. I mean you're ripping the guy. But that's
a savvy financial decision. All right, I gotta let you go, Drome.
I'm glad you can plan. Yet again, very predictable, very
very predictable. And Jerome didn't bring up that ring worm medication.
Fernando Todas, I guess he didn't get any last night.
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
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And we are pressing on it is the Bain Maillard Show,
as we are keeping an eye on the hurricane that
is making its way through Florida. Here it's ay category
one storm right now, thirty five miles away from Orlando,
and the Tampa Bay Rays ball Park at this point
(25:01):
is a water park. The roof has been taken off,
and my my buddy Sports with Coleman, who spends a
lot of time in the Tampa area, there is pointing
out that all the not only the from the sports perspective,
because we're doing an Adobe Sports Store show. Not only
is the field trashed in Tampa, but you will there's
(25:22):
some drone footage flying over the stadium, but also there's
a bunch of minor league ballparks, the Grapefruit League, a
bunch of teams of pocketed teams there. But the storm's
going all over Florida, so it's a It is a
interesting spectacle. White the They did need a new roof,
but I don't know this is the way to get
the new roof there in tam Aren't you going to
(25:42):
build a.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
New balls A tarp might be pretty easy to exchange.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Take a bet on that it's expensive tarp. Yeah, well
they put all I like how they put all the
carts of the carts, the cots down on the field
for people to go there, and shelter and water everywhere.
As the roof caved in there, Let's go to the
nobody was hurt there, supposedly, Let's go to the phones.
Weed Man Hippie is up next in Miami. Hello, weed
(26:12):
Man Hippie.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Are you air?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
I've known you very well, I've seen you growing every day.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I've never really.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Before, but now you take my breath away.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Well, Lorena, I love that song.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Thank you. How about to do it? Weed Man and Lorena?
We can do a one man weed Met One Man
weed Man show and Daniel Lorena can join.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
You that was weird.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
That wasn't that bad, that'd be great?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
How jealous? How jealous are you that this guy has
made twenty thousand dollars by sitting in his boat during
the hurricane Onna gofund me.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Oh gosh man and you you.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
People don't believe this, but you sat on a lifeguard
tower during a hurricane years ago and didn't make any
money for it. You just told the show think if
you knew how to use GoFundMe, you you would have
made a bunch of money, but you just did it
out of the courtesy of your heart for the show.
Speaker 8 (27:13):
Well, weed Man's not missing any limbs, so why Yeah,
he's got one leg right.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh wow, I supposedly a legendary grifter or somebody sent
me a video and he's like he's got all.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
Weed Man is a legendary grift.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I know that's true. Yeah, you chop your leg off
to make twenty thousand dollars? We'd man, would you do that?
Probably not?
Speaker 6 (27:34):
What not?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
If I lose your leg?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, I mean it would be more than twenty thousand
dollars right. Yeah. By the way, it's saying sixteen inches
of rain in Saint Petersburg.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Oh, I would do I would do that for money?
Speaker 7 (27:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (27:50):
How much would it cost to get rid of a leg?
Speaker 5 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I wouldn't do that. How about it for no?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
For no amount?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
No, no, I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
How about like, are you right handed? Right hand? Or
left handed? How about your left hand? How about how much?
For how much for a kidney?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Sounds like an ask ben question.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
I mean there's a there's a price for everything. I'd
amputate my leg for like would yeah, the whole thing
or just like below the knee. Well, I mean that
that would change the amount if it's above the knee
or below the knee.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
I had a dream I lost a toe the other
night and it was so devastating.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
Toe was easy.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I would do that because the big toe right controls everything.
Like those other ones you don't really need. It was
one of the bull But those little toes are little
crappy toes. You don't really need those toes. It's the
big ones, the one you need. That's the big one.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
I'd get rid of. I'd get rid of a toe
for like a few hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Wow, Okay, let's start off fun well, chop all right,
we mean we love you.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
But you told me last week calling.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I know you.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Look at you now, you're becoming a regular game. We
got the jokes tomorrow, so we'll talk to you again tomorrow.
Have you found a new place to stay?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
No, I need to play somebody contact then and.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Weed Man?
Speaker 9 (29:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Email me Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Ben Maler
Show at gmail dot com. You're looking for a room
to rent weed Man?
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Is that accurate? Yes? Yes, you'd like to live.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
The Malard Militia dream of having weed Man as your roommate.
What a dream that would be. Uh, you can tell
you all the stories, all the stories from back in
the day. There. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy
headphones weed Man? Wouldn't that be cheaper?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
They got the guy was complaining about the music. But
if you just put headphones on, he can't complain.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Right. Yeah, the phone plug games because it in the
same spot.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh, why don't you get an adapter? You can plug
both things in? How about that?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
You know I thought I had one, but I try
it. It does you work?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
All right? And they have ways you can I do this?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Guy?
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I got it. You like me though, I love you
A big fan of yours all, I gotta go. Thank
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Speaker 6 (31:09):
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Speaker 1 (31:10):
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of the questions.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
All right, we're gonna start with a question from I
forty Ian Hi Ian who likes to know for everyone.
Have you ever had to drop a deuce in the wild?
And do you keep emergency toilet paper and paper towels
in your car just in case you have to?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah? I have. Well, I should say one time I
had my gallbladder out years ago. I've told the story
of my podcast, but I did. I needed to go.
I couldn't make it home, so I went to a
public bathroom. I did not have toilet paper, and it
was like a crime scene. That was a very tough
situation there. But I do not I should have a
roll of toilet paper in the car. That's a good idea,
(32:00):
but I normally able to hold that. It's the other thing,
but driving on long road trips, I mean I've had
to stop in the woods many times to take care
of that. What about you, Eddie? Number one?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Sure, but number two out in the wild amongst the bushes.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
No, I've never done that. No, I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Your own squatty were you squat down And No, never.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Done that, hope to never do it. I do have
napkins in the car, but that's usually.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
For me painful too, that would cause other issues. And
then napkins in the car, have you Lorena?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Oh, I do keep wet wipes in my car at
all times because you're always Yeah, you never know what
life is going to bring to you. But the first
time I had to do that, I was actually very
young and we're driving in Salem and we were on
our way to our.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Hotel and I was like, Mom, I really forging right.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
So yeah, I was like, I gotta go real bad.
She's like, if you pay in my carl rein, I
swear to God.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Now.
Speaker 9 (32:52):
She missed the exit to the hotel, so we had
to get off on this freeway. I had to pee
underneath the freeway pass and it was so traumatizing.
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Well that was not the question, Okay, it's more about
the other thing.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What about you, coop.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Yes, one time when I was young, probably like ten
or eleven, was when I went fishing with my grandpa
and we were like way out in the woods, and yeah,
it was it was awful, an awful experience and that's why.
It's part of the reason I don't like camping.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh traumatized as a kid.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Yeah, I like, I'll go camping if there's a toilet
and an airhouse, an air conditioning.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
It's not really camping. Like that's exactly all right? What
is next? What do we have here?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Ferg dog Hi Fergie. You would like to know when
is the last time you rode a city bus? How
was your experience?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Well, I spent years. I lived in Lincoln Heights here
in LA. I used to take the train, the subway
system around LA all the time, and whatnot. I think
the last time I took a public bus was in
New York when I visited my brother who lives in
the city. So and I didn't like that either. I
don't like. I like. I don't mind subways with the
I don't like buses that much.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
What about you, Eddie, I don't I would say this
probably doesn't count. But I've taken shuttles uh, and then
they drive you into like a.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Stadium or something else.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
I think the last time was in the eighties. I
was in Hawaii. I was in Hawaii.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's Hawaii. I didn't count. Why doesn't that count because
it's Hawaii. It's not l A.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
You know, yeah you it's a public bus.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Buses are better in Hawaii. The raina yeuck.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
I don't do public transport.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Come on, it's such a.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
D yeah, and I don't want to get stabbed.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Everyone gets stabbed.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Forget please.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I was afraid of the subway.
Speaker 8 (34:50):
It was next to me.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I was afraid of the subway when I went to
New York. But actually it was just fine.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Don't go there at night, Eddie. During the day, it's
all right during rush hour at night. You don't want
to do it about you cool?
Speaker 8 (35:02):
The last time I wrote a city bus was in Japan.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Uh. Nice buses. It doesn't it's not a CD l
A boss.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's not what the question was. The question was what's
the last time you read you were on a city bus.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
That's how you interpreted the question.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
That's literally the question.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Accurate word and tell me who's right yours? Go ahead
for stupid?
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
As far as like a city like a local city
bus here in l A. I can't even remember. I
don't know if I've ever done it.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
All right, no bus for cool? What's next year? It's
ask men your question about definitely not.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I would.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
I would ride a bus that Roberto was driving round
and round. All right, Late night drug tester wants to know,
do you ever buy extended warranties?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
No, they're a scam because that's why they pushed them
so much, because they want you to buy them, and
then they know that fifty percent of that people are
gonna lose the paperwork or their website link so they
won't have to do it, and the other fifty percent
they make it's such an inconvenience, such a hassle to
use it. You're like, why am I?
Speaker 5 (36:13):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't eddy one hundred percent agree with all? What
would you?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Said?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
All right, it's a scam, lorrain.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
No, yeah, I tried to do it for my three
hundred dollars straightener, and yeah there was like so many stipulations.
Well if you dropped it, it doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
H Yeah.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
My wife bought without me knowing some warranty on a
like a sulfa and so we need something prepared. She
called them up. He said, well, you know, I don't
know we need photos at all.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
You spill the wine on it yourself.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Well sorry, we don't have right, What about you coop
Uh no unextended warranties. Although I did buy the like
service package with my car where you get like free
service for I extended that.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Do you actually use it all the time?
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Well, it's just like you get free oil changes for
the first three years, and I bought the extension to
make it five years.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Or what is Well, quickly, what is next year's ask? Ben?
Your questions are answered?
Speaker 8 (37:05):
But King Rory wants to know, iyro are you going
to try the chicken Big Mac?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I'm not eating McDonald's in sometime, but I'm not opposed
to it. I would. I would give it a shot. Eddie,
this is news to me.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
I would absolutely try.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
You did not know about the chicken Big Man is
big news? Yeah, all over the place. Of course, I
know you're don't. Eddie's in his Eddie world? What about you?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Right off?
Speaker 8 (37:25):
It's a great.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Eddie world. Yeah, by any by as Eddie's world. Cope.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Absolutely, I'm gonna try it right now?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Was it next week? We should get well? You know
on the air Chicken Big Mac by No chicken was harmed,
though