October 14, 2024 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Eagles barely beating the Cleveland Browns with coach Nick Sirianni engaging with the fans in the stands, Deshaun Watson continuing to get votes of confidence, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb bir three, our three
ready to go? What is your position on? Head coach
Nick Sirianni engaging with Eagle fans who were trolling him
despite Philadelphia barely beating the lowly Cleveland Browns. Why does
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DeShawn Watson continue to get weekly votes of confidence? And
some were upset that Tony Romo accidentally referred to the
commanders by their old name, the Redskins. Where you're at
on this one? It seemingly pops up every week. We'll
talk about that and more right now here.
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think would.
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Be one of our lead stories, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We go to Philadelphia, non a marquee matchup the Philadelphia Eagles,
the Birds taking on the woebegone Cleveland Brownies. They locked
horns there in a game that was a epic mismatch
recording to the gambling market big mismatch here in terms
of the point spread.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know if you saw this game or nine.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I was flipping around and watching some of this game
as I was perusing the different NFL games throughout the day,
and Jalen Hurtz gets the headline here two hundred and
sixty four yards and a couple of touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He also had the go.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ahead forty five yard pass catch and run to Devonte
Smith in the fourth quarter and Philadelphia barely sparely getting
by Cleveland twenty to sixteen the final. The subplot to this, though,
involves the head coach having a very public hisssy fit,
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which is always something that gets my attention, and so.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The Eagles win the game.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They do not do not end up dominating a game
that many thought they were going to dominate. But Nick Sirianni,
the head coach in Philadelphia, he got into it. He
was upset, hot headed with some Bird fans there booing
bird brains.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Upset with Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
As the game finished in the final minute, running out
the clock situation, the coach put a finger to his
right ear our law professional wrestling great Haul Cogan back
in the day and many other sins, and he continued
to chirp back at the angry Philadelphia fan in the
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first few rows there at Lincoln Financial Field, Sirianni was
captured by the Fox cameras and saved for posterity's sake.
So let us discuss the question, right, what is your
position on Nick Sirianni, head football coach in Philadelphia engaging
with the Eagles fans. So I've got binoculars, calculator, and
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hershey Land, and we will combine all all of these
things together and we are going to give you a
first down, is what we're going to give you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So a Knick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Continues to be a show pony continues to be right,
and he's playing with matches here. This is a tinder
box of a situation in Philadelphia. Should have been let
go at the end of last season. The fact that
he was brought back is a failure of ownership in Philadelphia.
Nick Sirianni has no business being a head coach of
the Philadelphia Eagles after what happened at the end of
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last year, and he sacrificed his offensive and defensive coordinator.
The team is very mediocre to begin this season, and
they're three and two is slightly better than average A
last I checked, slightly better than average. You don't get
too excited warm and tingley about beating the brownies who
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are driving the struggle bus at this particular point, Cleveland
is in the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL. They are
are you doing here now? Nick Sirianni, who's supposed to
be the growing up in the room, right when I say, oh,
you're the coach, You're you're the face of the franchise,
you're the CEO.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Lead by example, show the players the way you're supposed
to act. Block out the noise, compart mentalize the situation. Instead,
Nick Sirianni's out there on the sidelines and he's got binoculars,
and he's got binoculars, and he's doing some bird watching
as the coach of the birds. And he's not looking
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for eagles. No, no, no, no, he's not looking for
eagles here. And while he is coach, he's actually more
like a different part of the feathered friend family, if
you will, not the eagles, No, no, no. Sirianni is
a sparrow, is what he is. Right, he's out there
on the sidelines. He's got that high pitched chirpin. Nick
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Sirianni the sparrow of head coaches. And he asks like
you know what he asks like? He acts like a
let's talk radio caller or a social media user with
a burner account. That's what he asks like. That's Nick
Sirianni in a dutshell. That's who he is. He happens
to be the head coach of an NFL team. And
he clearly did not purchase a pair of those noise
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canceling headphones. And why would you when you can engage
with the trolls now Sirianni thought he did a good job.
He did not beating the Cleveland Browns in a game
that was much closer than it had any business being.
That is not a game you get style points in
at all. And so Sirianni continues to be on borrowed time.
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And you look at that short list of possible destinations
for Bill Belichick, and Philadelphia certainly is on that list.
But the other problem the Eagles have is Jalen Hurts.
Spotty at best, right, spotty at best. It's a it's
a bit of a mess. It is a bit of
a mess there. For Jalen Hurts, he's yeah, you got
paid and the team you got played now, Page two,
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turning the page to the losing locker room. Here, following
the latest Cleveland defeat, Brown's head coach Kevin Stefanski, yet again,
yet again, Kevin Stefanski decided, I'm gonna stand by my man,
his beleaguered quarterback, the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson, who has
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had a season right out of Dante's inferno, but will
continue on.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Stefanski left.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No wiggorom went asked by the assembled media whether or
not Deshaun Watson was gonna remain to be one in
Cleveland heading into next week's game, against Cincinnati the Battle
of Ohio. Stefanski said one word. Yes, that's what he said.
So why, why, on God's free on Earth does Deshaun
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Watson continue to get now weekly votes of confidence despite
week after week middling returns for the Cleveland Browns. So
why do they do it?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Every week?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Stefanski comes out, that's my quarterback. I like him, that's
my guy. So it's rather obvious now, even those of
you a little slow, like Bill and Venice who called
in earlier, and some of the other people that listened
to this show they call in, it's rather obvious now
that Deshaun Watson's performance is irrelevant. It does not matter
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how terrible the quarterback's performance is. He's keeping the job
because Kevin Stefanski, in terms of benching Deshaun Watson has
been castrated.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He has no balls, none, he can't do it. Prove
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Deshaun Watson should have been benched three or four weeks ago,
three or four weeks ago, and he continues to go
out there. He has failed to lead the Cleveland offense
to in this game. You failed to lead them to
a touchdown, and the Browns don't have a twenty point
game this season. We're now through six weeks of the
NFL season and they don't have twenty points now. The
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reason that Watson continues to be QB one, it's all
about the calculator aka the fuzzy math, and Watson is
ironclad in terms of job security.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
The reason he's ironclad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Two hundred and thirty million dollars fully guaranteed that albatross,
and it's most of it's gone already, but the Brownie's
still a Watson ninety two million after this season, fully
guaranteed over the next two years.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So he continues to be the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Starting quarterback while not earning the job, not deserving the job,
and being a blight on the landscape for the Browns.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Now last word here.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We head now to the old Cleveland Browns, which is
in Baltimore, where Derek Henry rumbled and stumbled for one
hundred and thirty two yards and a pair of touchdown.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The Ravens got a half point cover over the Commanders.
That was another bad.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Beat for me, thirty to twenty three. They were six
and a half point favorites in that game. They win
by seven. One of the subplots in this game, though,
involves the broadcasters for cibias. You had Tony Romo and
Jim nance Haul in the game. This was their big
broadcast crew for CBS. And some people were upset with
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Tony Romo.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What did Tony Romo do? What did he say? Well,
Tony Romo accidentally, it's gonna blow you away.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Give me shocked by this. Tony Romo accidentally referred to
the commanders by their old name, the Redskins. Oh my god, down, Tony,
Oh my god, where are you? On the overreaction machine
to people freaking out by Tony Romo calling the Washington
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Redskins the Washington Redskins even though they've changed their name.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I found the whole thing amusing. I did.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I find these stories And they pop up every couple
weeks in the NFL season, and the Wokesters always get
their panties into a bunch here.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
They're very upset by this. They are annoyed. I can't
believe it. They're not let them, don't eve a lamb,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's just just the whole story to me, I find amusing.
The team in DC was called Redskins for over eighty years.
They changed their name because Dan Snyder was trying to
keep the team, I'll change the name of the team,
and that didn't work out. They ended up forcing him
out as owner anyway, And while Romo was playing in Dallas,
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every time he came to Washington to play a game,
it was against the Redskins. Go figure, much to the
dismay of the Wokesters, the market research and this is
something that the Washington executives do not like to talk about.
But from what I've heard from reliable sources that the
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research they've done, we've asked season ticket holders what would
you like the team to be called? And more times
than not, the surveys have indicated that the Redskins is
the name that the fan base would like to have back.
That's the name that they had while growing up supporting
the team and whatnot. Here more importantly, as of now,
here's the biggest issue. It's one thing to get rid
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of the nickname Redskins. They never replaced. That is a faceless,
nondescript placeholder nickname commanders.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It is so lame to the membrane that people are.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Like, let's so call them the Redskins, because we know
that that is they just don't have a real name.
It's direct from Hershey's land. They are the Watcher McCall.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's the thing.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm a jigs.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's like the Washington Watch, you McCall the Commanders, but
it's like, well, that kind of generic logo, and they
still do like Hail to the Commanders, but it's really
Hail to the Redskins and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The team is incognito, but not Richie incognito, and the
name is lame, and they'll try to come up with
a new name that's not as lame, and they'll change
the name. They got the new owner there in the
next year or two, they're going to change the name.
And whatever they come up with, it can't be much
worse than the Commanders. However, I wouldn't put it past
the NFL marketing arm because you know, everyone's offended by everything,
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so I'm sure they'll come up with something that will
be offensive to someone, but we'll stay tuned for that.
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Time. Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Malor Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
CBS play by play announcer Andrew Catalon was perplexed to
learn that his broadcast partner, Jason mccordy, wasn't familiar with
blank again play by play. NFL play by play announcer
Andrew Catalan perplexed to learn that Jason mccordy's broadcast partner
was not familiar with blank. That is the malor riddle
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Speaker 1 (15:09):
Time now for the mallor riddle of the day. Here
it is CBS play by play announcer Andrew Catalan was
perplexed to learn that Jason mccordy wasn't familiar with blank.
That is the mallor riddle of the day.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
What is the.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Answer unless he does? Anyone know the answer? O? G
Yart Puffin says. Catalan said that mccordy wasn't familiar with
P Diddy. Ah yeah, Ferg Dog says. The Brady Bunch
episode when Marsha gets hit in the nose by a
football one of the all time great pieces of entertainment.
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Let's see here.
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Chris in Kent, Washington says with surprise that he wasn't
familiar with the euphanism. I have to go see a
man about a horse. Of course, who else do you have?
Page down? Page down? Alf the alien opiner says, he
wasn't was unfamiliar with the great length that Kooble Loop
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Who else? King Roy says, how many home alone movies
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Who else you have Page down a Salem Ghost from
JD in Boston, The Great TV show The Wire from
listener Mason and Huntington Beach. Canadian superfood poutine from JT.
The wing Man actually had some poutine over the weekend.
It wasn't authentic Canadian poutine, but it was still pretty good.
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Still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I saw I think it was a McDonald's in Canada
has poutine fries.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Are you sure about that McDonald's. I know a Costco
food court in parts of Canada.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You can get poutine like foreign, different things online. I
don't know about me. That's it right there, Yes, that's it. Yeah,
I just looked it up. It's true. Looks pretty good,
all right?
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What else do we rob Brothels for a password at
the Brothels.
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From Johnny Q?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Again?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Who else do we have? Marcus?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That boy, Malcolm says his brother Jason, which would be
odd considering they do the games together. Uh yeah, all right,
do you have an answer, Eddie? It is the Mallard
Riddle of the day. CBS play by play announcer Andrew
Catalan perplexed to learn that Jason mccordy wasn't familiar with Blake.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't know what song it was, but he was
not familiar with a Beatles song.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yet again, Eddie's bad at radio.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The correct answer is the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Someday I'll do radio with someone who's good at radio.
I don't know when that'll be. Let's say that's I'm
hoping someday, God forbid, my god.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I woke long enough. I'll find some of the actually
can play along. Let's say hello to helmet Man. Hello,
helmet Man. He'll play along, right, helmet Man, you'll play
along on like Eddie for the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There he is, helmet Man, right there, ready to go.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was down by LA Live. I was watching the
dogser game.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
I fell asleep.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Okay, so you watched the Dodger game at at LA Live.
How did that go for you?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Pretty good.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
I left when it was like the seventh then, and
because I went down the seventy eleven down the street,
down by.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Couldn't you get there's a lot of noise. There's a
lot of ambient noise. Yet again, helmet.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Man, you're watching Court TV again.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You might want to walk into the other room.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Greatest moments of the OJ trial.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I'm watching the Court TV.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, nailed it.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Julyve twelfth, nineteen ninety five. Court session of OJ cents
July twelfth, nineteen ninety five. Get enough one one.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Don't mind.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Don't mind nobody answer question.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Don't mind the radio show at all. Please, don't mind.
The radio show is loud.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah? A little bit?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, turn it up. I want to make sure we
hear it, so everyone listening can hear Court TV. That's
what I want to hear.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Oh, they got definitely Bailey's Oh yeah, you turn it up.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I was I was hoping I can hear him.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's dead.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
But well you're hearing live forever on Court TV.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, forever and ever.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah. The Ravens one in a row transition.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Who's your who's your favorite? Who's your favorite raven? Helmet man, that's.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
My Jack, Yeah, Henry, there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's it. Those are the top two.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
In the Kicker.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What's what's the kicker's name?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I forgot his name.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah. I love the fact that you continue to watch
for TV.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Sure he's number nine.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, number nine, Tucker or something like that. Justin Tucker.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
When it was two to two and they're coming back
to l A, I told you that the Dodgers was
gonna beat San Diego and they was gonna go to
the next man called it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That's why they won because you said it, Helmet man,
they were gonna lose the sports. He's an expert, this
guy Court TV.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
By the Rams Raiders game on the twenty the sofa,
he's going to be over there. I'm at my regular apartment.
But when it's a game, yeah, all the hotel in England.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, I'm getting a headache.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Thank you, helmet Man. Go away. There's the helmet man.
Get back to Court TV. I hope that all turns
out the way you wanted to.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Borri.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
See what happens, weed Man legends. Here we go, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Hello weed Man. I don't hear you. Man? Did weed
Man fallow? Are you that weed Man? Where where did
weed Man go?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, weed Man? That's unfortunate. So we get to say
hello and got arrested. It's about calling back right now.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I see the lion ringing, let's hello to hollering
James in Minneapolis, Minnesota murderers row. This is a big
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Speaker 6 (21:38):
Talent's got something for you, man, I'm taking the Dodgers
on the way and shamankofas my favorite Dodger Rnsdale. Yeah,
my brother brother. My mad sign is not who don't
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gonna make stuff to play for New York Mets? And
they got beat, they got big down.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, then I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
My decision in life, Eddie to get into trunk radio.
I'm contemplating where where did I make mistakes? Like where
along the way did I make these mistakes to have
the chance to talk to people like James everywhere you make.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
A mistake would be big, big and you know foodstack
to go out to the moment I had to bite
that time with his wife. Yeah, you had to dance
flood and you want to dance run and you're really
good and that man. You guys had a real nice
couple a couple of what I.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Don't know, Yeah, what what kind of drugs?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
You go.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
About he's hopped up on something.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Yeah, he's on spite, you got, I mean, usually he's snoring.
Now he's just he's yeah, lying high some time, mountain.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Dew, some trim.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Okay, oh what I don't try.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Starting the roar, the get back, getting back.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, I gotta go, but thank you. Okay, boy, So
I comes.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
In threes, they say.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
But based on that, he does five hundred four pills
a week a week, I believe it.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
And then if you time might have done it tonight actually.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Sounds like it. Yeah, seventy two pills a day time
seven that's five oh four and then times three sixty.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
This is a leap here sometimes three sixty six. That's
my math is correct. Here, that's a lot. That's one
and eighty four thousand pills a.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
The human body is amazing what he can endure.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, so very impressive.
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The fun fact here the Dallas Cowboys. How about them Cowboys?
The Dallas Cowboys have allowed thirty nine point seven points
per game and been outscored by twenty two points per
game at home this season.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That sounds boys. That sounds bad, right, I mean, I'm
not I'm playing the NFL. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I just do an over that show, but it sounds
bad if you're allowing thirty nine points seven points per
game and have been outscored by twenty two points per game.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And also, well, just.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Some guy on the radio, did you know that no
team has ever been at that level of suckage in
either category through three home games and gone on to
make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It has never happened before.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So if you base it on what has happened, not
what's going to happen, the Cowboys have been eliminated from
playoff consideration. Let's say hello to Jed who fled the hitch?
Just keep coming, Hello, Jed who fled?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
I was just I was just being a little bit introspective.
If it means out the lock, the end of me
never hearing holland James again is to be to be
made to happen. I'll just stop doing drugs. I'll stop
doing drugs. I'll never do drugs again.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I mean the only time, there's two times you stop
doing drugs. One is when you get to jail and
you can't get access to drugs. The other is when
you have a probation hearing and then you're trying to
stay clean because you got to take a test that
even that was iffy, Yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Iffy, man.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Then you'd be a great clean up here because you're
betting five hundreds the first one in jail. Like what
you're in there, there's no chance of any sort of
test to your ousis now we actually just thinking, I'm
thinking prison. Prison, you can get anything and everything under
the sun.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And how's how's it were? How do you're in prison?
Like what's the how do you have to pay? You
don't have money? How do you pay for cigarettes?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
You have people, you have people on the outside that
give you money and then or or they black mil
or bribe the guards to like bring this stuff in.
I mean, it's it's a never and somebody's getting fired.
The next person getting hired is probably going to be,
you know, a sneaker.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You just go to Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
He can get you anything, uh said market about five
points and then you sneak it all in. It's it's
not the laundry anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I think that was Oh wow, that was any doing that.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
That was not me that.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
He immediately commented on it right efter because it was
him and he was embarrassed of it. I don't do
stuff like that. Hey, Kevin Durant, the slim raper was
there and he was on the on sideline.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
When I saw that, I was watching. I was watching Colorado.
I was watching that game Colorado and Kansas City.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Yeah, you see that guy's dad, My sake does his dad.
The first time he popped up at Christmas, I was
about eight years old, and there was and there was
no awareness that after American was coming to Christmas, and
it was awkward. And when I popped in there and
go and I was lying, and he just like he's
the kitchen for everybody, and it was the most ron.
He never came back to Christmas Eve again. But anyway,
I'm saying, that's that's his son, my second cousin, and
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he's a phenomenal athlete. You see the way he just
slowed down throw back and then embarrassed to thank you.
And I'm gonna say it was Dion Sun anyway, whether
it was there or not. God, I hate the dude.
We're not gonna get fired. We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Florida State seminole legend.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
My first picture because my house barked dow when I
was seven years old. Our pictures off the one I
got left my first picture in life Deon Sanders fshuw
Jersey at Halloween and I have put that picture a
wife in the living room and just put it up.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I don't careful, Okay, all right, well, thank you, Jay,
we'll go. I know you would say something offensive there
and I hung up on you, and I understand probably
screaming right now at malad. Let me get my line
in something else.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I wanted to say, the Insta advice line. I think
it's rather obvious that the Dallas Cowboys are in need
of a whole lot of advice. So we will give
some advice to the Dallas Cowboys as they lose again
at home.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They're ower and three at home.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
They have lost by an average somehow some way of
twenty two points per game on their home field over
three touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Per game. The insta advice line for the Cowboys. We'll
get to it. How about Cowboy eyes and we'll do
it next.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
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Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
He well, you talk a two sons here some interesting advice.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Hold that doun no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole second, and if you don't like it, you
man away.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
We go see ince advice line onstream Radio. Who needs
our advice? Well, this week it's rather obvious. Ben Alice Cowboys,
who lost again blown off the field by the Lions.
The Cowboys have lost their three home games by an
average of twenty two points per game. They are allowing
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a mind boggling thirty nine point seven points per game
at home and no team's ever made in the playoffs
with those kind of numbers over three consecutive home games
to beginning of the year.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They paid Dak Prescott this offseason. Just before the start
of the regular season, Dak got paid. He currently is
the twenty fifth ranked quarterback in the NFL, behind Gardner Minshew,
who was benched by the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
He's that's a blue Oh so bad, It's so great,
all right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So what is your advice to Jerry Jones and the
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And we'll go to the calls unscreen Radio.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I want to be part of this call early and
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vote Offen eight seven to seven ninety nine on Fox.
We'll start out with you online. One advice to the
Cowboys Line one, Hey.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Kelly, you left your hoodie at my house.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Line you're on the air. Hello, line to advice to
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I always thought the term Redskins referred to Tomlin.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
He's also straights Ham.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah that is pretty bad man. I don't know what's
up with that.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Line three, Hello, Line three, you're on the air. Advice
to the Cowboys. Line three, he like he gave.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
The Dodgers just stop giving up?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Fuck all right, thank you for that. Oh wow, Ferg
dog going blue? And Ferg does not normally hell blue?
What happened to Fergie?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Damn what you're on the air. Yes, your advice to
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Tell the team Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
There you go, Thank you, weed man, and got callback.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Line five, you're on the Airline five, advice to Jerry
Jones and the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Want it done.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Do something nice for the boys. Just send him a
red not to send him one of your Halloween trees.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I have found a Halloween
tree this weekend. I saw a line. I don't know
why there was a Halloween tree.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
But cool I found it.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Line six, Hello, Yeah, leave the nfge Okay, thank you Jack,
ask Josh. Line one, you're on the air we're giving advice.
Is it bad that I recognize ninety eight percent of
the people that call the show?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Line one, Hello, line one, you're on the airline.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
One the cow Girl cookies.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, I didn't recognize that one. Line two, you're on
the airline too. We're giving advice to Jerry Jones and
the Cowboys for good karma.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
He needs to get sweet Man a new place in Miami.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh that sounded like JT. The Wingman, is what it
sounded like to me. Line three out, you're on the
airline three.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hello, oh yo. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Line four, we're giving advice to the Dallas Cowboys. Hello,
line four, I hear a lot of static.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Line four, Oh yeah, they stink and I'm addicted to
these Selfia. All right, you can get your better phone, Scott.
Let's go. Line five. You're on the Airline five.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Hello, come from the dark.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
Become a Lion fan.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, no, nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Line six, Hello, Line six, we're giving advice to Jerry
Jones and the Cowboys. It's the instant advice Liner at eight, seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. Cowboys have lost all their
home games by an average of twenty two points per game.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
They were blown off.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The field on Jerry jones eighty second birthday. Hello, Line six,
Hey me coming up my home phone number.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I know Tammy's not calling you. Line one, Hello, line
number one.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Number I would look to face, lifted Jerry Jones and
the Dallas Cowboys square of the eye and say you
about yourself?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, yeah, I love that, guys back all right? Line
number two, Hello, line number two, get a refund, Get
a refund?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Too late for that, I think in nineteen eighty nine
to now, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
A Line number three, Hello, Line three.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Tire transgender as a mixed coach.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh well, he's in Texas. He's over in Houston though,
transgender Dave. Hello, Line four, you're on the Airline four, Perhaps.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
The Cowboys did consider paying the officials and cheating your
asy years.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, he's back. He's back. Our guys back.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh man, I thought I thought you'd been you'd be
celebrating the demise of the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Let's go to line five. Hello, Line five, barely, I
know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We all need hearing aids to understand these people. Line six, Hello,
you're on the airline six.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Big Ben, they need to turn the time machine on
to last week so they can lose to the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There you go, Yeah, that's it. They should have lost
that game. How they I don't know how they won
that game. That's ridigulous. A right, we'll do Line one.
You're on the airline one. Hello, mighty ducks, Mighty ducks.
Line two hello, Line two.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yo, will hire a Bill Billichick hire Bill be all right, well.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
You one more? Only one more of it is good.
I'll take credit. If not, I will blame the Kopero pig.
The final call on the instant advice advice mine for
Jerry Jones. Six Mine six.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You're on the Alcis shoe, he said, Mighty ducks again.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Because that was the delay, though I think that was
the delay. That's a long delay. That's a lot of delay.
Hello and welcome. It's our numb bir three, our three
ready to go? What is your position on? Head coach
Nick Sirianni engaging with Eagle fans who were trolling him
despite Philadelphia barely beating the lowly Cleveland Browns. Why does
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DeShawn Watson continue to get weekly votes of confidence? And
some were upset that Tony Romo accidentally referred to the
commanders by their old name, the Redskins. Where you're at
on this one? It seemingly pops up every week. We'll
talk about that and more right now here.
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Be one of our lead stories, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We go to Philadelphia, non a marquee matchup the Philadelphia Eagles,
the Birds taking on the woebegone Cleveland Brownies. They locked
horns there in a game that was a epic mismatch
recording to the gambling market big mismatch here in terms
of the point spread.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know if you saw this game or nine.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I was flipping around and watching some of this game
as I was perusing the different NFL games throughout the day,
and Jalen Hurtz gets the headline here two hundred and
sixty four yards and a couple of touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He also had the go.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Ahead forty five yard pass catch and run to Devonte
Smith in the fourth quarter and Philadelphia barely sparely getting
by Cleveland twenty to sixteen the final. The subplot to this, though,
involves the head coach having a very public hisssy fit,
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which is always something that gets my attention, and so.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The Eagles win the game.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
They do not do not end up dominating a game
that many thought they were going to dominate. But Nick Sirianni,
the head coach in Philadelphia, he got into it. He
was upset, hot headed with some Bird fans there booing
bird brains.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Upset with Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
As the game finished in the final minute, running out
the clock situation, the coach put a finger to his
right ear our law professional wrestling great Haul Cogan back
in the day and many other sins, and he continued
to chirp back at the angry Philadelphia fan in the
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first few rows there at Lincoln Financial Field, Sirianni was
captured by the Fox cameras and saved for posterity's sake.
So let us discuss the question, right, what is your
position on Nick Sirianni, head football coach in Philadelphia engaging
with the Eagles fans. So I've got binoculars, calculator, and
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hershey Land, and we will combine all all of these
things together and we are going to give you a
first down, is what we're going to give you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So a Knick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Continues to be a show pony continues to be right,
and he's playing with matches here. This is a tinder
box of a situation in Philadelphia. Should have been let
go at the end of last season. The fact that
he was brought back is a failure of ownership in Philadelphia.
Nick Sirianni has no business being a head coach of
the Philadelphia Eagles after what happened at the end of
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last year, and he sacrificed his offensive and defensive coordinator.
The team is very mediocre to begin this season, and
they're three and two is slightly better than average A
last I checked, slightly better than average. You don't get
too excited warm and tingley about beating the brownies who
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are driving the struggle bus at this particular point, Cleveland
is in the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL. They are
are you doing here now? Nick Sirianni, who's supposed to
be the growing up in the room, right when I say, oh,
you're the coach, You're you're the face of the franchise,
you're the CEO.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Lead by example, show the players the way you're supposed
to act. Block out the noise, compart mentalize the situation. Instead,
Nick Sirianni's out there on the sidelines and he's got binoculars,
and he's got binoculars, and he's doing some bird watching
as the coach of the birds. And he's not looking
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for eagles. No, no, no, no, he's not looking for
eagles here. And while he is coach, he's actually more
like a different part of the feathered friend family, if
you will, not the eagles, No, no, no. Sirianni is
a sparrow, is what he is. Right, he's out there
on the sidelines. He's got that high pitched chirpin. Nick
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Sirianni the sparrow of head coaches. And he asks like
you know what he asks like? He acts like a
let's talk radio caller or a social media user with
a burner account. That's what he asks like. That's Nick
Sirianni in a dutshell. That's who he is. He happens
to be the head coach of an NFL team. And
he clearly did not purchase a pair of those noise
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canceling headphones. And why would you when you can engage
with the trolls now Sirianni thought he did a good job.
He did not beating the Cleveland Browns in a game
that was much closer than it had any business being.
That is not a game you get style points in
at all. And so Sirianni continues to be on borrowed time.
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And you look at that short list of possible destinations
for Bill Belichick, and Philadelphia certainly is on that list.
But the other problem the Eagles have is Jalen Hurts.
Spotty at best, right, spotty at best. It's a it's
a bit of a mess. It is a bit of
a mess there. For Jalen Hurts, he's yeah, you got
paid and the team you got played now, Page two,
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turning the page to the losing locker room. Here, following
the latest Cleveland defeat, Brown's head coach Kevin Stefanski, yet again,
yet again, Kevin Stefanski decided, I'm gonna stand by my man,
his beleaguered quarterback, the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson, who has
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had a season right out of Dante's inferno, but will
continue on.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Stefanski left.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No wiggorom went asked by the assembled media whether or
not Deshaun Watson was gonna remain to be one in
Cleveland heading into next week's game, against Cincinnati the Battle
of Ohio. Stefanski said one word. Yes, that's what he said.
So why, why, on God's free on Earth does Deshaun
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Watson continue to get now weekly votes of confidence despite
week after week middling returns for the Cleveland Browns. So
why do they do it?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Every week?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Stefanski comes out, that's my quarterback. I like him, that's
my guy. So it's rather obvious now, even those of
you a little slow, like Bill and Venice who called
in earlier, and some of the other people that listened
to this show they call in, it's rather obvious now
that Deshaun Watson's performance is irrelevant. It does not matter
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how terrible the quarterback's performance is. He's keeping the job
because Kevin Stefanski, in terms of benching Deshaun Watson has
been castrated.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He has no balls, none, he can't do it. Prove
me wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Deshaun Watson should have been benched three or four weeks ago,
three or four weeks ago, and he continues to go
out there. He has failed to lead the Cleveland offense
to in this game. You failed to lead them to
a touchdown, and the Browns don't have a twenty point
game this season. We're now through six weeks of the
NFL season and they don't have twenty points now. The
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reason that Watson continues to be QB one, it's all
about the calculator aka the fuzzy math, and Watson is
ironclad in terms of job security.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
The reason he's ironclad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Two hundred and thirty million dollars fully guaranteed that albatross,
and it's most of it's gone already, but the Brownie's
still a Watson ninety two million after this season, fully
guaranteed over the next two years.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So he continues to be the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Starting quarterback while not earning the job, not deserving the job,
and being a blight on the landscape for the Browns.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Now last word here.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We head now to the old Cleveland Browns, which is
in Baltimore, where Derek Henry rumbled and stumbled for one
hundred and thirty two yards and a pair of touchdown.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The Ravens got a half point cover over the Commanders.
That was another bad.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Beat for me, thirty to twenty three. They were six
and a half point favorites in that game. They win
by seven. One of the subplots in this game, though,
involves the broadcasters for cibias. You had Tony Romo and
Jim nance Haul in the game. This was their big
broadcast crew for CBS. And some people were upset with
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Tony Romo.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What did Tony Romo do? What did he say? Well,
Tony Romo accidentally, it's gonna blow you away.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Give me shocked by this. Tony Romo accidentally referred to
the commanders by their old name, the Redskins. Oh my god, down, Tony,
Oh my god, where are you? On the overreaction machine
to people freaking out by Tony Romo calling the Washington
(10:56):
Redskins the Washington Redskins even though they've changed their name.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I found the whole thing amusing. I did.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I find these stories And they pop up every couple
weeks in the NFL season, and the Wokesters always get
their panties into a bunch here.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
They're very upset by this. They are annoyed. I can't
believe it. They're not let them, don't eve a lamb,
what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
It's just just the whole story to me, I find amusing.
The team in DC was called Redskins for over eighty years.
They changed their name because Dan Snyder was trying to
keep the team, I'll change the name of the team,
and that didn't work out. They ended up forcing him
out as owner anyway, And while Romo was playing in Dallas,
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every time he came to Washington to play a game,
it was against the Redskins. Go figure, much to the
dismay of the Wokesters, the market research and this is
something that the Washington executives do not like to talk about.
But from what I've heard from reliable sources that the
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research they've done, we've asked season ticket holders what would
you like the team to be called? And more times
than not, the surveys have indicated that the Redskins is
the name that the fan base would like to have back.
That's the name that they had while growing up supporting
the team and whatnot. Here more importantly, as of now,
here's the biggest issue. It's one thing to get rid
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of the nickname Redskins. They never replaced. That is a faceless,
nondescript placeholder nickname commanders.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It is so lame to the membrane that people are.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Like, let's so call them the Redskins, because we know
that that is they just don't have a real name.
It's direct from Hershey's land. They are the Watcher McCall.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's the thing.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm a jigs.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
It's like the Washington Watch, you McCall the Commanders, but
it's like, well, that kind of generic logo, and they
still do like Hail to the Commanders, but it's really
Hail to the Redskins and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The team is incognito, but not Richie incognito, and the
name is lame, and they'll try to come up with
a new name that's not as lame, and they'll change
the name. They got the new owner there in the
next year or two, they're going to change the name.
And whatever they come up with, it can't be much
worse than the Commanders. However, I wouldn't put it past
the NFL marketing arm because you know, everyone's offended by everything,
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so I'm sure they'll come up with something that will
be offensive to someone, but we'll stay tuned for that.
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Speaker 1 (13:49):
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blank again play by play. NFL play by play announcer
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Time now for the mallor riddle of the day. Here
it is CBS play by play announcer Andrew Catalan was
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That is the mallor riddle of the day.
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What is the.
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Answer unless he does? Anyone know the answer? O? G
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P Diddy. Ah yeah, Ferg Dog says. The Brady Bunch
episode when Marsha gets hit in the nose by a
football one of the all time great pieces of entertainment.
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man about a horse. Of course, who else do you have?
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Speaker 1 (16:25):
Who else you have Page down a Salem Ghost from
JD in Boston, The Great TV show The Wire from
listener Mason and Huntington Beach. Canadian superfood poutine from JT.
The wing Man actually had some poutine over the weekend.
It wasn't authentic Canadian poutine, but it was still pretty good.
(16:47):
Still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I saw I think it was a McDonald's in Canada
has poutine fries.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Are you sure about that McDonald's. I know a Costco
food court in parts of Canada.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You can get poutine like foreign, different things online. I
don't know about me. That's it right there, Yes, that's it. Yeah,
I just looked it up. It's true. Looks pretty good,
all right?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What else do we rob Brothels for a password at
the Brothels.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
From Johnny Q?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Again?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Who else do we have? Marcus?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That boy, Malcolm says his brother Jason, which would be
odd considering they do the games together. Uh yeah, all right,
do you have an answer, Eddie? It is the Mallard
Riddle of the day. CBS play by play announcer Andrew
Catalan perplexed to learn that Jason mccordy wasn't familiar with Blake.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I don't know what song it was, but he was
not familiar with a Beatles song.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yet again, Eddie's bad at radio.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The correct answer is the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Someday I'll do radio with someone who's good at radio.
I don't know when that'll be. Let's say that's I'm
hoping someday, God forbid, my god.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I woke long enough. I'll find some of the actually
can play along. Let's say hello to helmet Man. Hello,
helmet Man. He'll play along, right, helmet Man, you'll play
along on like Eddie for the morning.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
There he is, helmet Man, right there, ready to go.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I was down by LA Live. I was watching the
dogser game.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
I fell asleep.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Okay, so you watched the Dodger game at at LA Live.
How did that go for you?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Pretty good.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
I left when it was like the seventh then, and
because I went down the seventy eleven down the street,
down by.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Couldn't you get there's a lot of noise. There's a
lot of ambient noise. Yet again, helmet.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Man, you're watching Court TV again.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
You might want to walk into the other room.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Greatest moments of the OJ trial.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
I'm watching the Court TV.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, nailed it.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Julyve twelfth, nineteen ninety five. Court session of OJ cents
July twelfth, nineteen ninety five. Get enough one one.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Don't mind.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Don't mind nobody answer question.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Don't mind the radio show at all. Please, don't mind.
The radio show is loud.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah? A little bit?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, turn it up. I want to make sure we
hear it, so everyone listening can hear Court TV. That's
what I want to hear.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Oh, they got definitely Bailey's Oh yeah, you turn it up.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I was I was hoping I can hear him.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's dead.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
But well you're hearing live forever on Court TV.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, forever and ever.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah. The Ravens one in a row transition.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Who's your who's your favorite? Who's your favorite raven? Helmet man, that's.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
My Jack, Yeah, Henry, there you go.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
That's it. Those are the top two.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
In the Kicker.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What's what's the kicker's name?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I forgot his name.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah. I love the fact that you continue to watch
for TV.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Sure he's number nine.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, number nine, Tucker or something like that. Justin Tucker.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
When it was two to two and they're coming back
to l A, I told you that the Dodgers was
gonna beat San Diego and they was gonna go to
the next man called it.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That's why they won because you said it, Helmet man,
they were gonna lose the sports. He's an expert, this
guy Court TV.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
By the Rams Raiders game on the twenty the sofa,
he's going to be over there. I'm at my regular apartment.
But when it's a game, yeah, all the hotel in England.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Okay, I'm getting a headache.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Thank you, helmet Man. Go away. There's the helmet man.
Get back to Court TV. I hope that all turns
out the way you wanted to.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Borri.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
See what happens, weed Man legends. Here we go, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Hello weed Man. I don't hear you. Man? Did weed
Man fallow? Are you that weed Man? Where where did
weed Man go?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Man?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, weed Man? That's unfortunate. So we get to say
hello and got arrested. It's about calling back right now.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I see the lion ringing, let's hello to hollering
James in Minneapolis, Minnesota murderers row. This is a big
time lineup of talent that's calling our show.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Talent's got something for you, man, I'm taking the Dodgers
on the way and shamankofas my favorite Dodger Rnsdale. Yeah,
my brother brother. My mad sign is not who don't
(22:02):
gonna make stuff to play for New York Mets? And
they got beat, they got big down.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yeah, then I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
My decision in life, Eddie to get into trunk radio.
I'm contemplating where where did I make mistakes? Like where
along the way did I make these mistakes to have
the chance to talk to people like James everywhere you make.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
A mistake would be big, big and you know foodstack
to go out to the moment I had to bite
that time with his wife. Yeah, you had to dance
flood and you want to dance run and you're really
good and that man. You guys had a real nice
couple a couple of what I.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Don't know, Yeah, what what kind of drugs?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
You go.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
About he's hopped up on something.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Yeah, he's on spite, you got, I mean, usually he's snoring.
Now he's just he's yeah, lying high some time, mountain.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Dew, some trim.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Okay, oh what I don't try.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Starting the roar, the get back, getting back.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Okay, I gotta go, but thank you. Okay, boy, So
I comes.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
In threes, they say.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
But based on that, he does five hundred four pills
a week a week, I believe it.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
And then if you time might have done it tonight actually.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Sounds like it. Yeah, seventy two pills a day time
seven that's five oh four and then times three sixty.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
This is a leap here sometimes three sixty six. That's
my math is correct. Here, that's a lot. That's one
and eighty four thousand pills a.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
The human body is amazing what he can endure.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, so very impressive.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
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Speaker 3 (24:28):
We're talking about poutine, Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to our friends
north of the border.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
All God.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
That will give you the NHL scoreboard flames over the
oilers forty.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I see what you did there Eddie tried to squeeze
in hockey scores.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Edmondson off to an zero and three start, which makes
me happy.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
The Canadian Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Stars beat the crack of two nothing Jets over the
whild two on and overtime Golden Knights beat the Ducks
three to one.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack whack
whack whack whack whack whack.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
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Speaker 2 (25:34):
Just like that. How amazing is that? Well, there you go,
It's all It's all right there for you, all right.
Fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact,
fun fat malor fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
The fun fact here the Dallas Cowboys. How about them Cowboys?
The Dallas Cowboys have allowed thirty nine point seven points
per game and been outscored by twenty two points per
game at home this season.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That sounds boys. That sounds bad, right, I mean, I'm
not I'm playing the NFL. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I just do an over that show, but it sounds
bad if you're allowing thirty nine points seven points per
game and have been outscored by twenty two points per game.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And also, well, just.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Some guy on the radio, did you know that no
team has ever been at that level of suckage in
either category through three home games and gone on to
make the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It has never happened before.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
So if you base it on what has happened, not
what's going to happen, the Cowboys have been eliminated from
playoff consideration. Let's say hello to Jed who fled the hitch?
Just keep coming, Hello, Jed who fled?
Speaker 8 (26:41):
I was just I was just being a little bit introspective.
If it means out the lock, the end of me
never hearing holland James again is to be to be
made to happen. I'll just stop doing drugs. I'll stop
doing drugs. I'll never do drugs again.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I mean the only time, there's two times you stop
doing drugs. One is when you get to jail and
you can't get access to drugs. The other is when
you have a probation hearing and then you're trying to
stay clean because you got to take a test that
even that was iffy, Yeah that's.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Iffy, man.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Then you'd be a great clean up here because you're
betting five hundreds the first one in jail. Like what
you're in there, there's no chance of any sort of
test to your ousis now we actually just thinking, I'm
thinking prison. Prison, you can get anything and everything under
the sun.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And how's how's it were? How do you're in prison?
Like what's the how do you have to pay? You
don't have money? How do you pay for cigarettes?
Speaker 8 (27:31):
You have people, you have people on the outside that
give you money and then or or they black mil
or bribe the guards to like bring this stuff in.
I mean, it's it's a never and somebody's getting fired.
The next person getting hired is probably going to be,
you know, a sneaker.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
You just go to Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
He can get you anything, uh said market about five
points and then you sneak it all in. It's it's
not the laundry anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I think that was Oh wow, that was any doing that.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
That was not me that.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
He immediately commented on it right efter because it was
him and he was embarrassed of it. I don't do
stuff like that. Hey, Kevin Durant, the slim raper was
there and he was on the on sideline.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
When I saw that, I was watching. I was watching Colorado.
I was watching that game Colorado and Kansas City.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Yeah, you see that guy's dad, My sake does his dad.
The first time he popped up at Christmas, I was
about eight years old, and there was and there was
no awareness that after American was coming to Christmas, and
it was awkward. And when I popped in there and
go and I was lying, and he just like he's
the kitchen for everybody, and it was the most ron.
He never came back to Christmas Eve again. But anyway,
I'm saying, that's that's his son, my second cousin, and
(28:40):
he's a phenomenal athlete. You see the way he just
slowed down throw back and then embarrassed to thank you.
And I'm gonna say it was Dion Sun anyway, whether
it was there or not. God, I hate the dude.
We're not gonna get fired. We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Florida State seminole legend.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
My first picture because my house barked dow when I
was seven years old. Our pictures off the one I
got left my first picture in life Deon Sanders fshuw
Jersey at Halloween and I have put that picture a
wife in the living room and just put it up.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I don't careful, Okay, all right, well, thank you, Jay,
we'll go. I know you would say something offensive there
and I hung up on you, and I understand probably
screaming right now at malad. Let me get my line
in something else.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I wanted to say, the Insta advice line. I think
it's rather obvious that the Dallas Cowboys are in need
of a whole lot of advice. So we will give
some advice to the Dallas Cowboys as they lose again
at home.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They're ower and three at home.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
They have lost by an average somehow some way of
twenty two points per game on their home field over
three touchdowns.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Per game. The insta advice line for the Cowboys. We'll
get to it. How about Cowboy eyes and we'll do
it next.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
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Speaker 3 (30:00):
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if you heard any of our callers last hour earlier
this hour, you certainly know that I don't have to
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(30:23):
from the Tirak dot com Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's
Ben Malor.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
He well, you talk a two sons here some interesting advice.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Hold that doun no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole second, and if you don't like it, you
man away.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
We go see ince advice line onstream Radio. Who needs
our advice? Well, this week it's rather obvious. Ben Alice Cowboys,
who lost again blown off the field by the Lions.
The Cowboys have lost their three home games by an
average of twenty two points per game. They are allowing
(31:02):
a mind boggling thirty nine point seven points per game
at home and no team's ever made in the playoffs
with those kind of numbers over three consecutive home games
to beginning of the year.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
They paid Dak Prescott this offseason. Just before the start
of the regular season, Dak got paid. He currently is
the twenty fifth ranked quarterback in the NFL, behind Gardner Minshew,
who was benched by the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
He's that's a blue Oh so bad, It's so great,
all right?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So what is your advice to Jerry Jones and the
Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And we'll go to the calls unscreen Radio.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I want to be part of this call early and
offen at eighty seven second election in Chicago. Vote Early,
vote Offen eight seven to seven ninety nine on Fox.
We'll start out with you online. One advice to the
Cowboys Line one, Hey.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Kelly, you left your hoodie at my house.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
All right.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Line you're on the air. Hello, line to advice to
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I always thought the term Redskins referred to Tomlin.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
He's also straights Ham.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah that is pretty bad man. I don't know what's
up with that.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Line three, Hello, Line three, you're on the air. Advice
to the Cowboys. Line three, he like he gave.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
The Dodgers just stop giving up?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Fuck all right, thank you for that. Oh wow, Ferg
dog going blue? And Ferg does not normally hell blue?
What happened to Fergie?
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Damn what you're on the air. Yes, your advice to
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Tell the team Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
There you go, Thank you, weed man, and got callback.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Line five, you're on the Airline five, advice to Jerry
Jones and the Cowboys.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Want it done.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Do something nice for the boys. Just send him a
red not to send him one of your Halloween trees.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I have found a Halloween
tree this weekend. I saw a line. I don't know
why there was a Halloween tree.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
But cool I found it.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Line six, Hello, Yeah, leave the nfge Okay, thank you Jack,
ask Josh. Line one, you're on the air we're giving advice.
Is it bad that I recognize ninety eight percent of
the people that call the show?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Line one, Hello, line one, you're on the airline.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
One the cow Girl cookies.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, I didn't recognize that one. Line two, you're on
the airline too. We're giving advice to Jerry Jones and
the Cowboys for good karma.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
He needs to get sweet Man a new place in Miami.
Speaker 8 (33:30):
Without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Oh that sounded like JT. The Wingman, is what it
sounded like to me. Line three out, you're on the
airline three.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hello, oh yo. Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Line four, we're giving advice to the Dallas Cowboys. Hello,
line four, I hear a lot of static.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Line four, Oh yeah, they stink and I'm addicted to
these Selfia. All right, you can get your better phone, Scott.
Let's go. Line five. You're on the Airline five.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Hello, come from the dark.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
Become a Lion fan.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, no, nobody wants to do that.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Line six, Hello, Line six, we're giving advice to Jerry
Jones and the Cowboys. It's the instant advice Liner at eight, seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. Cowboys have lost all their
home games by an average of twenty two points per game.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
They were blown off.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
The field on Jerry jones eighty second birthday. Hello, Line six,
Hey me coming up my home phone number.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I know Tammy's not calling you. Line one, Hello, line
number one.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Number I would look to face, lifted Jerry Jones and
the Dallas Cowboys square of the eye and say you
about yourself?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, yeah, I love that, guys back all right? Line
number two, Hello, line number two, get a refund, Get
a refund?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Too late for that, I think in nineteen eighty nine
to now, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
A Line number three, Hello, Line three.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Tire transgender as a mixed coach.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh well, he's in Texas. He's over in Houston though,
transgender Dave. Hello, Line four, you're on the Airline four, Perhaps.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
The Cowboys did consider paying the officials and cheating your
asy years.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, he's back. He's back. Our guys back.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Oh man, I thought I thought you'd been you'd be
celebrating the demise of the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Let's go to line five. Hello, Line five, barely, I
know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
We all need hearing aids to understand these people. Line six, Hello,
you're on the airline six.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Big Ben, they need to turn the time machine on
to last week so they can lose to the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There you go, Yeah, that's it. They should have lost
that game. How they I don't know how they won
that game. That's ridigulous. A right, we'll do Line one.
You're on the airline one. Hello, mighty ducks, Mighty ducks.
Line two hello, Line two.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yo, will hire a Bill Billichick hire Bill be all right, well.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
You one more? Only one more of it is good.
I'll take credit. If not, I will blame the Kopero pig.
The final call on the instant advice advice mine for
Jerry Jones. Six Mine six.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You're on the Alcis shoe, he said, Mighty ducks again.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Because that was the delay, though I think that was
the delay. That's a long delay. That's a lot of delay.
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