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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, shaka laka, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Our dumber three, our three.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
And an NFL quarterback responding to trade rumors, Jacksonville quarterback
Trevor Lawrence says he is not not on board with
the Steelers trade rumors. It'll stay with the Jags. How
does this sound to you? Also, what is the word
for Lebron James trolling Fox Sports Radio colleague Doug Gottlieb
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as Green Bay ended its twenty one game losing streak,
And how do you react to the theory that the
Mavericks were never going to offer Luka a max contract
in twenty twenty five because of his conditioning. There's a
new Luka Doncic conspiracy theory that we will tackle. We
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will get to that, and who knows what else. Right
now here, it is our number three, Happy in Suckville.
Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Benmahler Show.
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All col Yeah, that's right. Follow up follow up on
the Ben Malors Show trade rumor hurt around the league
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a few days back, Trevor Lawrence has gone on the
record the Jacksonville quarterback. Did he A say yes I
want to go to the Steelers, B I don't want
to go to the Steelers? Or see no comment? Did
you hear his response?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You did not. You didn't. All right, Well we have
his response, so we'll play it for you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Here's Trevor Lawrence appearing on some kind of podcast thing
or something I don't know up in Adams whatever that is. Anyway,
here is here is Trevor Lawrence. TAYO listen.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I didn't really see anything. My agent texted me and
was hey, this is a And then of course I
saw it after he text and said, hey, this is
a report's out there. I don't think there's anything to it.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
But I'll check into it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So I saw it and it's funny though when he
sent it to me, I was like, I wouldn't say
your heart drops? What you're kind of like what like
a think? And then I'm thinking about like, well, I
can't even get I have a no trade calls in
my in my contract, so I would know about it
if I was getting if I was getting traded, or
if that was something that was going to happen. You know,
I'd have to be on board with it, so which
I'm not. I'm happy here in Jacksonville. I plan on
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you know, we want to win a super Bowl here
and you know I think I think we can do that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Then then you wake up from your dream and you realize.
All right, So let us discuss the question. As you
just heard, Jacksonville's quarterback Trevor Lawrence says he is not
on board. He has no trade clause and he's not
on board with the Steeler trade speculation. How does that
sound to you? He said, his heart dropped. His heart dropped.
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So I've got Rashid Wallace weaponized and American Psycho, and
we will combine all of these things.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Together and we are going to make an.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Iceberg, which is what Jacksonville hits every single He's normally
in the month of September, but sometimes they wait till
late in the year October November, but they eventually hit
the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So to kick off, though, how does it sound to you?
It's to me. You know, I've got bad hearing. I
wear headphones. I've done radio a long time.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But my reaction to Trevor Lawrence is I take that
with the shoulder shrug. I just shrugged my shoulders, is
what I did. Trevor Lawrence, you gotta say that, right,
You got to say that. Now, Jacksonville doesn't even have
a GM, so people say, ah, there's nothing to this story.
But just because Jacksonville does not have a GM does
not mean the Steelers have not talked about internally whether
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or not they can get their hands on Trevor Lawrence
and what it would take to acquire the Jacksonville quarterback.
And you would have to believe if you passed out
truth serum to Trevor Lawrence, he gave him just a
little shot of truth serum that well, publicly he says, oh,
I'm gonna win a super Bowl in Jacksonville and all that,
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and all yeah, Privately, why would you not love to
play for they Insers if you could?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why would you choose a steaming.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Pile of turds that is your Jacksonville Jaguars. Now, I
know that he has become accustomed to that in Jacksonville
and has been very good at getting coaches fired by
the team underperforming.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I'm saying that now, listen, Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I look at it like this, the great words of
the iconic deep thinker of modern times back in his day,
Rashid Wallace, who pointed out, ball don't lie, Ball don't lie.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And in this.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Case, the side by side chart, if you look at
the graphic here, I'll get out the tellistrator here on
the raidar. If you look at the graphic on one side,
you got the Steelers, who are consistently a winning team
above five hundred. Even things are not going great. They're
a playoff team. Now, They're not a heavyweight. The heavyweights
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in the AFC are Kansas City and Baltimore and Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Those are the heavyweight teams.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But Pittsburgh's in the playoffs every year. That's the low watermark,
is a playoff team, and they've been able to do
it as a playoff team in the NFL year after year.
And they have rotten cabbage at quarterback, and not just
the last couple years since Roethlisberger left, he was also
stinking it up when he was there. The last couple
of years he was washed up and finally retired. And
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so they've had a parade of idiots that have gone
in there and sucked and they're trying hard, they're just
not good at their jobs. And so but Pittsburgh's got
the culture, as they like to say, the kids. They
got the culture, they got the aura, the atmosphere. There's
some level of accountability there in Pittsburgh. And Mike Tomlin
who has many flaws, but he also has a lot
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of things that he does very well, and he is
head and shoulders above the great Liam Cullen Douball County. Yeah,
that guy. So the Jacks they do have to hire
a GM. We imagine they'll do that before the end
of the week. That's the rumor. They're down to the
it's like the Bachelor who gets the rose? They're down
to that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Furthermore, we pivot away from that to the world of
Fox Sports Radio. And who knew that Lebron James is
a fan of Fox Sports Radio. I had no idea
all the shots I've taken at Lebron and Lebron James
is a p one. Now, how do we know Lebron
James is a p one of Fox Sports Radio? We
can thank our teammate here, Doug Gottlieb.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Lebron James went on the social media war path upset
with our Fox Sports Radio teammate, Doug Gottlieb, who is
moonlighting as a terrible college basketball coach. Now, Lebron reposted
a link that highlighted the ineptitude, the depths of despair
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that Gottlieb has had at Green Bay. And he did
this early on Monday morning, early on Monday morning. Now,
he sent this out very bizarrely, after Green Bay had
ended a twenty one game losing streak. Lebron, though, reposted
a link that highlighted the futility that Green Bay had
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gone three months without winning a game, even though they
had won a game on Sunday. But Lebron, I guess didn't.
He wasn't playing the All Star Game. He should have
been able to see that because he wasn't. You know,
he wouldn't do anything. He could have looked at his phone.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
So what is the word? We'll play the word game?
What is the word? I love the word again, the word,
the word, the word. The word is the word? All right?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
So what is the word for Lebron James trolling Doug
Gottlieb Fox Sports Radio teammate Doug Gottlieb as Green Bay
ended their twenty one game losing strike.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
My word is.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Confessional. That is my word. Confessional is my word on
the word game. Lebron weaponized the emoji. He weaponized the
amount he used. Not one, not two, not three, not four,
not five, not six, not seven, eight, note not tennine
to eleven, not twelve, not thirteen.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
He used twenty four laughing of mojays.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I counted them, twenty four laughing emo jays and six
poopy amojays. The man used six poop amojs. He weaponized
the amoj Lebron James. But it's self incriminating in Lebron's
I guess not able to figure this out. But we
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are because Lebron James, by sending that out admitted two things,
all right. The first thing he admitted is.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That he is well aware of Fox Sports Radio's content
and well aware of Doug Gottlieb's takes on Bronni James,
because in the commentary that Lebron sent out there, he
had the a bunch of laughing emojis there, but he
actually quoted a take that Gottlieb had on the radio
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back in the day. And secondly, Lebron values the opinion
of Fox Sports Radio hosts and off that to troll
Doug Gottlieb's coaching gig at Green Bay, you're empowering Gottlieb.
That is a major flex for him. It is like
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everyone knows Lebron's kids will make a wish kid. His
daddy hooked him up. Its nepotism, Just admit it. He
doesn't deserve to be in the NBA. He's barely in
the NBA. Is a two way player, but he's not
a two way player because he's got an NBA contract.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Thanks one of those deals.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
If Lebron was a plumber, Bronnie James would either be
a plumber or do something else, we wouldn't be in
the NBA. And that's just the way it all.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Right.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Now, last thing, we head to Dallas, get your ten
foil we all had on. We have another chapter in
the never ending content machine that is these statis so
loc leaving Big D franchise collapse status update. So how
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do you react to the new theory making the rounds
that the Mavericks were never ever going to offer Louca
Luka Doncik a max contract in twenty twenty five because
of his futile conditioning. They can add this one to
the deep state email chain a growing list of conspiracy theories.
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This is a quiz, So can you name all the
Luca conspiracy theories? We've got the ones I like the most.
The NBA orchestrated this to bail out the suckbag Laker
franchise with aging Lebron James, to make sure the TV
partners that have all agreed to pay billions of dollars
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to the NBA have their beloved franchise protected. This was
not a trade, it was a giveaway. Also, like the
conspiracy theory that the Mavericks ownership has napalm the fan base,
they have killed their own fan base because in a
couple of years they planned to relocate the team to
Las Vegas. And now you can add that the reason
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Luca was traded was because the Mavericks general manager is
a junk gig.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Say what not that kind of junkie.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You heard me right, He's an exercise junkie, Say what, Yeah,
he suffers from exercise addiction.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Nico Harrison the GM.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
There. So if you remember the movie American Psycho, the
character Patrick Bateman, remember he was obsessed with exercise and
had to have that perfect body and all that and
jumping rope and stomach crunches and all that crap. Well,
Nico Harrison, we are told, is kind of that guy.
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We all know that guy, workout guy. I don't like
workout guy. I've known workout guy. So that's Nico Harrison
is a nutritional nut. According to the legend, he is
a devotee of the nutrition and working out and all that,
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and supposedly he loves nutrition so much his conversation starter
is not hey, how's the weather or what you have
for lunch? It's about health habits, right, and that that
would be one of his go to go to greetings.
I want to make sure you're eating healthy and living
a healthy lifestyle. Now, the theory is this latest conspiracy theory.
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The theory is that Nico Harrison was so disgusted by
the fat tub of goo that Luca was that his
life choice is he would drink too much and eat
too much. She ate like a peggy Peggy and Nika
wanted to vomit. Couldn't stand it because he's workout guy.
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When you're workout guy, you can't be in the same
room with unhealthy guy.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Can't do it, can't have it happen.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So even if that was true, and I don't doubt
that from what I've read here and what I've heard,
Nico Harrison's that guy's workout guy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
He's got exercise addiction. He's a junkie. He's a Jim
junkie and nutrition junkie.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Even if that's the case, at some point it gets
to the owner's desk and the owner has to rubber
stamp it. You don't trade a player like that without
ownership giving your blessing. So I default back to the
owners who are involved in gambling, trying to get the
team to Vegas or the NBA stepping in and saying,
we got to make this happen. Don't negotiate with the
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other teams. Don't negotiate with all the other franchises in
the NBA, because we need Luca only on the Lakers.
So the way you make sure that happens is you
only talk to the Lakers. You don't negotiate with anyone else,
and get twelve first round picks or whatever it might be.
You don't do that. It is the Ben Maller Show.
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Riddle of the day.
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I know you're try to stay calm, try to stay
I know it's exciting.
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I know. Well, here's the malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
San Francisco Giants longtime beloved broadcaster Mike Kruco recently said
that catcher Patrick Bailey must blank this year again. Longtime
San Francisco Giant former Big League player Mike Cruco says
that catcher Patrick Bailey of the Higantes must blank this year.
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That is the malor riddle love today the answer. We'll
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That's right, the mallar riddle of the day. Here we'll
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go to baseball San Francisco Giants. Longtime broadcaster played in
the major leagues back in the name Mike Kruco says
that catcher Patrick Bailey he must blank this year, must
blank this year. That is the malor riddle of the day,
Mister Luciato writes in he says that he has to
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beat Barry Bond's record for the most home runs in
a season. Ferg Dog says, must be really bad this year.
Stevie Meanball sent He sent a message with something about
like Broke Back Mountain movie bath House.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't know. I don't know what you're watching, Stevie Meatballs.
I have no you're blind, You're probably not watching anything.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I forty Ian says that Patrick Bailey must block Scott
Cousins at the plate this year.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
That's the Buster Posey rule.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, Giant people get very offendive when you say it's
the Buster Posey rule. That Buster Posey. Who like the
GM of the Giants ruined baseball with the Buster Posey rule.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Let's see here make his famous monkey stew guest by
King Rory quit smoking from mister nice.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Guy in the Bay Area. Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Page Down must shave his chest from Donkey Sausage. Robin
Minnesota says he has to watch every season of The
Gilmore Girls. Is Rob Parker into the Gilmore Girls?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I know he likes the Golden Girls. I don't know
if he's into the Gilmore Girls. Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day From Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Perito
rites In says he must hit like Pittsburgh Pirates legend
outfielder from nineteen thirty seven, the great Johnny Dick shot
it must play like him? Who else do we have?
Page down, Give me a little taste of that Dick.
That's Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Of course.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Trucker Joe As must answer calls about his car's extended warranty. Yeah,
my favorite scam is the one they've got here. I
don't know if it goes everywhere where. They say, you
know you, you need to give us your credit card
information because you went through a toll and you need
to contact us back because we need your whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
What else?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Timothy went with cocaine and hookers went in doubt? Throw
that out stop chewing his toenails from Johnny Q. Tammy
in Vegas says he must attend a mallor meet.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And greet where the white women at. I guess in Vegas?
What else we have?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Christen Kentucky says he must memorize Ben Mahler's nicknames. Yeah,
I haven't done the nicknames much since they whacked Eddie.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I have not done that. A lot of the nicknames.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
DJ Spin says use nail polish forgiving signs for giving signs, Uh,
Kathy and Madison says Patrick Bailey, mush stoop. You haven't
lost your basketball, Kathy, you have not. Richie, the bartender
in the base says, well, you got it right. Bad
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job by you. That doesn't count. You're in the Bay Area.
You have a competitive advantage.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Page Man justin in Cincinnati randomly found the Brownie James
official basketball card.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Very nice.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
All right, anyway, here we go, here we go. Right there, Lorena,
you have a chance to answer the Mallard riddle of
the day. Giants broadcaster Mike Cruco says that catcher Patrick
Bailey must blank this year.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
I already know this one, all right, what is it here?
He said he needs to go to Disneyland. I need
a churro uro.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Well, that's not right, that's not right, Lorena. You means
I thought you were gonna say, stand up for the
seventh inning stretch. I thought that's what you're gonna say.
But you didn't say that Ramana. Giants broadcaster Mike Cruco
says catcher Patrick Bailey must.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Be in better shape last year. Better shape. Bailey's a
fat ass.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
Well, you know, walking around Disneyland is very good for you.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Why don't they just trade him to the Lakers. Out
of shape player can go to the lake. Shaq was
never in shape when he played with the Lakers, and
they would you don't have.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
To be in shape.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
I heard a history thing the other day that said
baseball that basketball players used to be drunks, used to
be all the time back to their regular as well.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I do believe there's a fit fat, that you can
be fit fat as a professional acute when you're still fat.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You're not fat at all.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Skin me that I eat like a fat person.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
You do not eat like a fat person. You nibble,
You're a nibbler. That's not fat people don't nibble. Fat
people eat all of the food. They don't nibble, they
don't leave leftover. Fat people eat everything. We love our food.
We don't eat a little bite and then put it back.
That's not what fat people do. Fat people eat. They
eat everything, every little kernel. So anyway, all right, it
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is the bench. I do need some contestants for Mallear's
amount of money. So if you guys want to play
that game, and we'll have a full game and start
calling right now at eight seven to seven ninety nine
on Fox that'll be coming up in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But let's go to the phones. Eenie meanie, miney moe.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Let's see. Here's line two, line three, line four. Uh,
I'll go line one. Let's go to Shane in Kentucky.
What's going on, Shane?
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Hey? Then I wanted to tell you about something happened
to me two weeks ago. On a Sunday morning, I
was leaving Boston on ninety five and it's like four
degrees out and this car pulls up next to me
and I looked down and the dome light on and
it was a beautiful young lady with nothing but a
cigarette on in her hand. She was dark mass she was,
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and she was smiling at me really, and I was
I was getting so tired before that happened, and she
woke me up.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, So are you a truck driver, sir? Is
that what you do with your truck driver?
Speaker 9 (23:51):
Yeah, I'm a truck driver. I was head up to
Maine that morning.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
And okay, so you're driving the Maine and it's very
cold out, you're tired, and you look over and there's
an attractive young lady and she's in her birthday suit
right there, right a birthday.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Suit with a cigarette and the dome hit on and
she's waving at me, and I'm like, I can't believe
I'm seeing this right now.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
When she buy herself in the car, she was by
herself in the car. All right, Now, let's try to
Let's try to figure out why a beautiful young woman
would drive naked, smoking a cigarette on a four degree
day in Boston to Maybe she just wanted to keep
the truck drivers like you awake.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Maybe she she felt bad for you. She's a thoughtful woman.
She knew that you would enjoy the view, and he
wanted to share with you.
Speaker 9 (24:36):
She made my mourning?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Is it now?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'm just gonna think here, like you think she was Lorena,
maybe doing like an OnlyFans thing, like recording something video.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
I'm curious though, could you tell if she was cold,
like maybe.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
She had in her car? But like, oh, I get
it now.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I'm sure you examined to make sure everything was where
it needed to be. Uh, you know, as far as
the anatomy was concerned.
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Ben, she wrote next to me for like twenty miles
and I was like, no, thanks, this is.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Like those old remember the was it letters to the penthouse.
Remember back about it.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'm the only one, I guess. Hold on, remember these
right now?
Speaker 9 (25:23):
No, Ben, I read those in summer.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
You know what I'm talking about. Right, there's like a
game changing moment for you. There's like no one will
believe it. You're to call up and share with us.
That's a great story. Look at that. And she was
a beautiful woman. She made your day. You're very happy.
Nothing weird happened. She's happy, you're happy. Everyone's happy. We
need more naked People's what we need. Good looking, not ugly.
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Good looking naked people, not ugly people, good looking people.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
Man, thank you?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right, well, I'm very happy. Thanks for sharing that story. Sheen,
that's one one. All right, you'd be safe. All right,
there's Shane.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
What a great story.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Booby, he saw boobies. Shane saw boobies. Can I get
someone else who saw someone naked?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Anyone?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Oh, that's great, man alive. I'd like to know what
she was doing?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Hell, yes, fair to say that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Do you think she got naked in the car like
she had clothes to get into the cars. You think
she had like a garage, like a heated garage.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Maybe she got into.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Maybe she was having a heat flash and she uh
and she needed to take everything off and have a smoke.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Or maybe she was.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Leaving a hot hookup and didn't have time to grab
her clothes and needed a smoke.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
She might have done the walk of shame.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
But she had her car key obviously, so she was
able to start the car, so she didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Leave everything your purse behind.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
You can leave your shirt, but you can't leave your purse.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Interesting, all right, Well, we'll never know the answer. But
I've never seen anyone naked.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Maybe she was a stripper driving like I'm not well
you Maybe she was coming off work and she just
you know, she had her out. They are very important people.
I remember one time. I was one time back on
band camp. I was like a.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
Child, maybe like eleven twelve something like that, and we
were driving in the car and this uh camper drives
along next to us, and for some reason, they had
the like you know, in the back of the camper.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
The window like the blinds were open, and it was this.
Speaker 10 (27:30):
It wasn't it wasn't that bad, but it was this
couple changing and they were they were completely naked in
the window at the window open and I just I
just remember, like, oh my god, what is going on.
They're just changing back there and the drivers up there
driving and they're just naked.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What's happening? No care in the world.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Back in the old days when I covered baseball, somebody
gave me a VHS cassette. I can say this because
no one has VHS cassettes anymore. And it was people
at baseball games who were.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
In the whoopie in the stadium. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Now some of those I've heard of that series.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Well, no, this was like, yeah, well, the camera crews
would record everything, even during the commercial breaks, and the
guys would the camera guys back in those days. I
don't know about now anymore because everyone's, you know, very
protective about image and all that. But back in those days,
they didn't care. They just focus on hot, hot women
in the crowd. They try to find the hot women,
(28:30):
and occasionally they'd find the hot women and they would
be with dudes or whatever and would just be you
going for it. Yeah. I remember Toronto when they opened
up the ballpark years ago. It's been around forever now,
but they have a hotel in center field, and when
they first opened it. There was a couple that was
(28:54):
okn I say here. They were taking the dog for
a walk. Shall we say, in the room right there,
oh yeah, right there looking out at the ball. Yes,
our RF right down down.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Down, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So anyway, well how about this for a baseball How
about this for a money grab? The La Dodgers, they're
all about that action, boss. How about this?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Now?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
In Japan, the Dodgers have a fan club, the Japanese
version of the fan club the Dodgers have started. They
left twelve hundred spots for ENVP memberships, trying to monetize
the Otani move. So the Dodgers selling for twelve hundred
(29:41):
people an ENVP membership, which cost four hundred and ninety
dollars a year. We are told now, we are told
that they sold out in three minutes. So let's do
some let's do some malormath on this, let's do some
other mess So four hundred, four ninety nine, or as
(30:05):
you know, it's fort ninety.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Let me do the mass.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
I said four ninety nine, it's four ninety, and then
your times that times twelve hundred. Let's see what that
gets you in three minutes. The Dodgers made five hundred
and eighty eight thousand dollars from a fan club. What
the f does one get for being a VIP member
(30:30):
of a fan club, an MVP member, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Free turos maybe, well.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's in Japan. That's a long way to go for
a turo. But four hundred and ninety bucks, man, well,
good for him. Gotta hustle, gotta make that money, get
that money, man, Hey, three minutes.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I bet you they're kicking themselves.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
They didn't have like three thousand spots in that, right,
It made half a million dollars in three minutes on that.
It's insane, absolutely insane. All right, it is the Ben
Malors Show, and sure enough, I don't have no full
moon here. But we've had a parade of drunks that
have called up. So we're trying to get somebody who's
not completely inebriated to play the game. So if you
(31:12):
want to play the game, we can get some people
that are not maybe completely sober, but not completely in
the tank.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
That would be nice.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
So if we don't get that, we'll just blow off
the game and I'll take more of these calls. But
if you want to play the game, and it's one
of the more popular games we play. It's called Malor's
Amount of Money. Call right now eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox. I need two people. It's Malar's Mountain
of Money eight seven seven nine nine six six three
six nine again, and we can't get some people that
are I don't want to play the game. It's gonna
be a disaster. You know what happens with these idiots
(31:41):
play the game.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
So if you're.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Somewhat sober, halfway so, I'll even take halfway sober at
this point eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, Maeler's
Mountain of Money in its entirety.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
We'll get to that. We will do it next.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
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Speaker 3 (32:01):
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Speaker 1 (32:19):
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Speaker 3 (32:20):
Just search Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast to
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Speaker 6 (32:36):
Now, Mailer's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it
takes to get to the top? Probably?
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Not?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
All right, let's do it. Here we go. It's Malard's
amount of money.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
And let's welcome in our contestants for this game. We
have Kyle in Boston, who's going to play. Hello, Kyle,
welcome here.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Good to have your You're sounding like you're driving around
you ready to play the game here?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Kyle? What are you up to? You working and you're
driving to work? What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Yeah, I'm just getting out of work.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I work at the at the car dealers, so I'm
just getting.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Out all right.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Look at that people out there playing some cards and
this guy was helping them out.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
All right? Who do you want to partner up with? Kyle?
You got me Ben or the Koba Loop.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm gonna partner up with you.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
All right, Kyle. That's a good choice. We're in it
to win it.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Kyle, Hold on a second, and we have let's go
let see you now. I think we'll go with Isaiah. Isaiah,
are you there? Isaiah, I am look at that unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
All right. You're in Minnesota? Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
And are you working right now or what's going on
with you?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I'm driving into work right now.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Oh man, brutle hours, all right, driving into What kind
of work you do?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
I make a sour cream at a packery?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow? Very specific? All right? You like sour cream, Cooper?
I love? Okay, then you'll you're gonna I don't know
the name.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Of it here. Yeah, sounds bad, all right, Isaiah. Do
you eat a lot of sour cream because you work
and make sour cream? Or do you hate sour cream
because you make sour cream?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I'm actually lacked intolerant.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
That's great, all right, that's outsteading. All right, you're gonna
team up with Coop? What are the categories are?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Cooper? Lou What are we at? All right? Gentlemen?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
This is Malard's mountain of money, the doctor Dre addition,
he turned sixty years old later today or at some
point today?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah? Today? Sure? All right?
Speaker 10 (34:31):
The categories are straight out of Compton nothing but a
g thing. The next episode and forgot about dre uh Kyle,
you were on the air first.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Touch him up. Hold on a second, Olry touch you
out there? You are, Kyle? Hell, which category would you like? Yeah,
that's right, we're straight out of COPD. That's how we
roll here, Coop Isaiah. Do you want nothing but a
g thing the next episode? Or forgot about Dre?
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Let's go what I forgot about Gray?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Alright, okay, we'll start with you, Kyle. We'll put forty
five seconds on the clock. We need the first and
last answer and the first and last name. First, my
first name.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
That's it. The first and last answer, first and last name.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
These athletes are all from Los Angeles, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
But are you ready? All right? All right? All right,
forty five seconds. Here we go. Star for the Clippers,
he's often heard.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He played for the Toronto Raptors, won a champions Yes,
star tight end for Kansas City. He's on CBS's NFL Covered.
I think he's on Amazon now, one of the great
tight ends. Played for the Atlanta Falcons. Also, yes, uh,
star for the New York Yankees.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Who's often hurt?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Not Aaron Judge, the Big D eight for the Yankees. Yeah,
all right, mister Podre, he's passed away. A great his
Podre of all time outfielder number nineteen, Hall of Famer.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yes, a hero for the Angels third basement.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
Damn, all right, not bad, one hundred points.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
All right, didn't get Troy Gloss, didn't get it out?
Speaker 10 (36:19):
Yeah, Isaiah, we've got forgot about dre. These athletes all
won a Comeback Player of the Year award. Forty five seconds.
Let's begin. Current quarterback for the Bengals. Uh, Joe Burrow, Yes,
the kid in baseball played for the Seattle Mariners.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Ah, I'm gonna let you down.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
All right, we'll pass Colts quarterback. He retired early. He
looked like a Civil War Yes.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
This guy was the Sandman closer for the Yankees, all right.
This guy was a linebacker for Thetriots. His last name
was nickname for a beer.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
Oh my god, go shoot path.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
All right, catcher for the Kansas City Royals right now,
he's been there forever. Oh man, only the answers were off,
you would have done very well.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You would have gotten them, all right. If the answers
had been off, how many points did we have? I
don't know. I think you.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
Got forty forty all right, Well, we got to go
back at it again and earn some more points.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Isaiah, would you here for them?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Moi?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Ray, it's wrong? Would you cheer for me and Kyle?
Don't cheer for Isaiah?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Go as Isaiah? Do you want do you want nothing
but a g thing? Or the next episode? All right,
good luck, Coop, God bless you. Well, there's there's not
as much baseball on this one, so all right, next episode.
These athletes all have fathers that were also athletes. Well,
hold on forty five seconds, let's begin, all right, I
(37:59):
Kia the sheriff for the Colts and the Broncos quarterback.
His nickname is the Sheriff. His brother is Eli oh
May Yeah, first of yes, uh. He is the current
running back for the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
His dad was ed Ed McCaffrey. No, what's what's the
son's name? Yes?
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Uh, this guy is Dion's son. He's gonna be maybe
the number one pick. Yes, this guy is a sharp
shooter for He used to be on the Warriors, now
he's on the Mavericks. His dad was Michael.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Shop Kyle, Kyle, what do you know?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
What do you Wendy? What do you do? What do you?
How many fights? I don't know how many?
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Kyle?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
God, how Isaiah. God, I don't know, right, ninety No,
that's a that's enough total. We have one hundred and
thirty one thirty, so.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
You got to get thirty ornament nothing but a G thing?
Is that what we're doing here?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (39:05):
These athletes last names all start with G. Are you ready, Kyle?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yes, I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (39:10):
All right?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Uh? The big ticket when the Celtics won a championship
about fifteen years ago from Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yes, a tight end for the Patriots.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
He's on Fox right now.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, Bill Witter, good job, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
How about this the the ice the iceman for the
Spurs back in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
In the eighties. You know who that is? Nah?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, it's George Gerban. It doesn't matter, No, George German,
doesn't matter. We won the game, good game, Good job,
Isaiah lactose in tolerant Isaiah.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
And then it's Kyle right there. We won