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Ben Maller talks about Richard Sherman blaming Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen for the Lamar Jackson situation, who is actually to blame, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our nah Berth three, hour three
of our radio show. And what did you make of
Richard Sherman former NFL player Richard Sherman circling the names
of Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen as being responsible for

(00:21):
the contract kra fluffle involving Lamar Jackson and who is
to blame for this Lamar Jackson contract soap opera? The
Ravens have told free agents they're not committed to keeping
Lamar Jackson. They'd like him, but they're not committed to
keeping him. Do you believe it or not? We'll go

(00:43):
down all of those highways and byways and much more.
Right now it is a calari free edition of our
number three. And here it is the Jackson reacts on
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Lamar Jackson did he agree to terms on an offer

(01:53):
sheet over the weekend with a mystery team? No, he
didn't know, He continues to twist in the wind. No
new information about a workout business partner going around trying
to get teams to offer Lamar Jackson a contract. But
he is waiting. He is waiting for the text messages
and the phone calls to come in. It has been

(02:16):
all quiet on the Western front. But now we have
another person entering the chat regarding the stantis of Lamar Jackson,
the man who is the voice of reason. Just ask him.
He'll tell you a man who you do not want
banging on your door in the middle of the night
while drunk. Richard Sherman has chimed in. Now if you

(02:39):
did not hear, perhaps not this bouncing around the echo
chamber in this news cycle. Richard Sherman believes that he
knows two people, two who are to blame for Lamar
Jackson's contract quagmire. But they don't involve NFL executives. You

(03:04):
know who those two people are. Well, he spilled the
beans in a recent episode of something called the Richard
Sherman Podcast. But they give anyone a podcast. Let's go
to the audio tape. Here is Richard Sherman blaming some
other people for Lamar Jackson's problem. Let him to say,
nobody's interested in anything. I mean, they're trading two first
round picks for d lineman for safeties. Can you're talking

(03:25):
about former MVP of the league. A lot of these
teams don't got nobody at the quarterbacks five, some of
them trading two first round picks to draft the kids
that you don't know what he gonna be. All right, well,
now we're gonna play the one I was looking for.
This is the Sherman SoundBite here where he talks about
naming names. Here that was him commenting on the trade compensation.
But here is Richard Pry promise we'll get the one

(03:47):
right here, here's Sherman commenting on who's the blame. What
pissed me off is when Kirk Cousins got his fully
guaranteed deal. I thought, all the quarterbacks from then on
we're gonna be like, hey, if it ain't guaranteed, I
ain't taking it. Then my owns took that BS deal
just ten years and wanted to look like half a million, Mike.
But if you get half of that bully guarantee, everybody's happier.
That's that's president. But when he didn't set it then,

(04:09):
Josh Allen didn't set it. Now Lamar's trying to set
it after de Shaun's already said it, and they're like, nah,
all right. So he was a ranting and raving there.
But you heard he named He named names. He blames
Richard Sherman, blames Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. Maholmes took
that BS deal, that BS deal is just ten years
and wanted it to look like half a billion, he said.

(04:31):
And then he talked about Josh Allen didn't set it,
and he said, trying to set it after Deshaun meaning
the creepy quarterback, the pervert Deshaun Watson already said it,
all right, so let us discuss. You also heard Sherman
there in that first bite that we played out of
order there where he said that he was stunned at
the trade market for Lamar. So the question what did
you make of Richard Sherman's circling Lamar Jackson and Josh

(04:54):
Allen's names and blaming them for Lamar Jackson being in
the pickle jar that he's in right now? Sorry, our buddy,
the great alf Opiner there in Springfield, Mass alf the
great old Piner. So I've got darts, sun Zoo, and
the Dead Sea and we will connect all of these
random things together. So, first of all, this is a

(05:16):
unique curveball. There's a lot of English on the ball
from Richard Sherman going back several years, playing the blame game,
circling Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. That's an interesting take.
It's a fresh take, giving Lamar Jackson essentially a hall
pass like he's somehow the victim here. Richard Sherman playing darts.

(05:39):
Hot take darts, and he missed the bull's eye on
this one. And here's why he missed the mark. Always
someone else's fault. Now, I don't know about you. When
I hear that, I roll my eyes. Patrick Mahomes very
happy in Kansas City, got a good thing going on.
He wanted to stay in the Heartland, and he got

(06:02):
one hundred and forty one million dollars guaranteed, knowing that
he would get another contract, the deal would be torn up,
they'd renegotiate the contract multiple times, and so he would
restructure and change some numbers around. And then Josh Allen
hanging out or the Buffalo Rome, and he did what

(06:25):
was best for him. He got one hundred and fifty
million guaranteed from the Bills and then he was doing
the Irish you know, happy dance. But neither one of
those bozos will have to ever get a real job again.
They're made men generational wealth. And are we supposed to
sit here and have a pity party for Lamar Jackson

(06:47):
Because Mahomes got the deal that he wanted and Allen
got the deal that he wanted. They were both taking
care of well before they turned thirty. The Vikings who
gave Kirk Cousins, the gay Ronte and the Browns, they
are the outliers. They're the exception to the rule giving
out fully guaranteed contracts. Neither one, neither one of them

(07:07):
actually reset the market. How do we know that we
know that Richard Sherman because if they had reset the market,
then every other contract would just be guaranteed. That would
be the standard operating procedure. But that did not happen.
Those were abnormalities. Abnormalities. It's like a freak show back
in the day on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, the

(07:29):
bearded lady. The bearded lady is not the norm. That's
why it's in a freak show. And the contractor, Shaun
Watson got everyone points to their finger like Nelson from
The Simpsons and says ha ha at the Cleveland Browns
like what are you doing? And Kirk Cousins with the
Vikings a similar reaction. How Secondly, let's play the blame game.

(07:52):
Who is the blame for this Lamar Jackson contract? Soap opera?
So this take is going to say, and a thousand
volts of electric power through your bones. I hope you're ready.
Are you prepared for an unpopular opinion? Maybe not? Get
ready for the high voltage. Here we go. We laid

(08:16):
the blame at the doorstep of Lamar Jackson. That's right,
he's the blame. Here's why Lamar Jackson should have studied
as a land surveyor, would have been better off. Here's
what I mean. He failed to properly measure the landscape

(08:38):
on the map, the treasure map and free agency. Now
I respect his frugality. I've said that many times. I've
worked in network radio for a long time. I had
one agent and the guy was terrible. He was a
dick in Dayton and just was absolutely terrible. He was
a flower, he would be a pussy willow flower. And

(08:58):
that was my agent. So I got rid of that
guy and I said, I don't need you, and you
didn't help me out, and so I'm done. But as
a land surveyor, you would have been better off. In
that business, it is often vital to play the parlor game,
and the frugality has not worked out in Lamar's favor.

(09:19):
Is it true that if you have a competent representative,
Lamar Jackson would have, could have should have known six
months prior, six months prior that the market for his
services would not or would have been there. The dogs

(09:41):
are barking, the chickens are squawking. Do you realize that
had Lamar Jackson played his cards right, he would have
sketched the outline, the rough outline of a contract way
before he was even tagged by the Ravens the just
in case you get the tag, here's what we're gonna do.

(10:03):
It's an open secret. And as sun Zoo wrote in
the book The Art of War, a book that was
about one hundred pages or less than that, but still
gets quoted hundreds of years after sun Zoo's death, every
war is won before it has ever fought. Every contract
negotiation has settled before it goes public. NFL Free agent bonanza,

(10:31):
it happens every year, but those deals are done through intermediaries,
through back channels. Lamar Jackson would have known there was
or again was not was not interest. He could have
used that to his advantage to negotiate hammer out a
deal with Baltimore. If he knew that there was no

(10:52):
other team that was willing to give him even an
offer sheet, which is what it appears right now, then
Lamar Jackson could have then used that intel and said, Okay,
I have to be more realistic with my contract demands
from the Ravens because I'm not going to get what
I want and boom checkmate, all right, Final five. So

(11:14):
there was another story bouncing around regarding Lamar Jackson's current
and possibly former team Baltimore. Now, that story, which came
across my radar, said, the Ravens are at least giving
indications to some free agents that they've been meeting with

(11:37):
that they would like to keep Lamar. But here's the
butt the kicker. They are not committing one way or another.
Do you believe it or not? Do you believe it
or not that that is going I buy it. Like
the Ravens are not one in control of the situation

(11:58):
they're in. They've got a choke hold on it, but
it's not one hundred. It's like it's like a slippery
eel you can get away from me. Having decided not
to give Lamar Jackson the exclusive franchisese tag, and they
don't want to give him the fully guaranteed long term
contract that presents a headache, a migraine headache. It's it's

(12:19):
either play as the non exclusive franchise quarterback or sit
out and get nothing. If no other offers come in,
Baltimore cannot guarantee that Lamar's is gonna show up, and
therefore they're just being honest. He's like, we want, we
want Lamar. But remember a couple of years back, there

(12:40):
was a running back named Levian Bell who was tagged
as the franchise running back for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And
he threatened to sit out, and I said, that's not
gonna happen. That's bullshoy. There's no way. Why would you
leave that money on the table. But he did. He
did it. He did it. And better to handle things

(13:02):
that way than garan teening guaranteeing if you're the rape
that Lamar Jackson is going to be your quarterback, only
to have him writing jet skis in a banana hammock,
drinking tequila Sunrises and peanut coladas there in South Beach.
Better to avoid that. Lamar Jackson is still fishing for

(13:22):
that contract. But I'm looking at the water here, and
somehow he has traveled through a time arb to the
dead Sea, and there's no fish in the dead Sea.
There's a little bacteria. From time to time, there has
been a landslide, and he needs to move those big
boulders off the Free Agency Roadway. He's got chewing gum problems,

(13:47):
which means he's suffering from jaw pain blowing too many
bubbles as he plays the waiting game. Wait wait wait wait,
wait wait wait wait wait all right. It is the
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of dreadful phone calls. But we'll get back to the
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(14:32):
Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day, The Maller
Riddle of the day, Chicago bulls guard Patrick Beverley said
that he got paid a ton of money to post
a picture of blank. Patrick Beverley, Chicago bulls Guard, the
glue Guy for always one of the great clippers and

(14:54):
timberwowls of all time. Patrick Beverley said that he got
paid a ton of money to post a picture of blank.
That is the Maller riddle of the day. The answer
we'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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It's the Coop de Loupe Justin Cooper, and he's at
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Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller, and we begin
with a Maller monologue about Richard Sherman and his latest
commentary hot take blaming Mahomes and Josh Allen for the

(16:02):
contract debacle for Lamar Jackson. We got to pay off though,
the Mallor riddle of the day, and here here it
is the Mallory riddle of the day. How exciting is this?
Here we go Chicago Bolls Guard Patrick Beverley said he
got paid a ton of money to post a picture
of blank bean boot Meger Bob says Beverley got paid

(16:24):
a ton of money to post a photo of Lizzo
eating a salad courtesy Flusher is going with a shrunken
head as his answer. Ferg Dog says Clipper Nation hater
Gunner is the correct answer and really one of the
great sports talk radio callers. How lucky are we that
Gunner found our show? Of all the shows that Gunner

(16:45):
chooses to call our show? And Nick in Wisconsin went
with buttocks as his answer. Alf the Alien Opiner says
Beverly got paid a boatload of money to post a
picture of his new loafers, and those there's some good
looking loafers right there. I wear those. They look look
a little piece of bread. Malardprop guy says a photo

(17:06):
of him trolling l b J is the answer. Robin
Vegas says that he was paid to post a picture
of a large turred aka blind Scott Dick in Dayton
was answered by j D in Casey. Well, that's a

(17:26):
classic photo you found, j D of the Dixter calling
on a pay phone. They don't even have those anymore. Wow,
all right, who else do we have? Page down? Donkey
Sausage says, the hair in his sink is the answer.
Just Josh says Beverly was paid to post a picture
of his lickable toes. That that is the answer. I

(17:48):
can't read that. Robbie the Mariner fansays Beverly got paid
to show his lightning bolt. Kevin in Florida says Beverly
was paid to wear his game worn skidd ard underwear.
That that's the answer. Supermarket Steve says Beverly was paid
for posting a picture of himself going down in the

(18:09):
low post and giving lebron the two small signal. Eke
says Charles Barkley's fat took us Callaghan Tim's going with
a nude picture of Angela Lansbury. Interesting answer there. A
picture of Rani is from Double O Mexican in San Diego.
His bad day guess by the disgruntled Viking Rube. That's

(18:32):
his answer. A picture of bobon nude from Kenneth the
sports Lama, that's his selection. Rob the goat Man says, clearly,
Richard Sherman is just looking for clicks. If you want
a great pod with some hard truce everyone knows you
tune into the Mallardtown Podcast. Eddie, do you have an answer, Eddie? Yes,

(18:53):
it's a picture of him with Steve Ballmer at the
Jiggle Joint. Oh, now that would be impressive. I bet
your bomber's ball. He's like, he's like that Memphis Grizzlies
guard John Moran and he goes in there. No, that's incorrect, Eddie,
is incorrect? You correct answer as Patrick Beverley claimed that
he was not trolling Lebron James and the Lakers or
the Clippers when he posted a photo of him with

(19:17):
toilet paper Sharman toilet paper Extra soft. He says he
got paid a ton of money to post that photo. Well,
both those things could be true. Though he might have
been paid a ton of money to post the photo,
and he was also busting the balls of the Clippers
and the Lakers. Both those things at the same time
are not mutually exclusive, so it's possible that both those

(19:38):
things are true. Let's go to the phones and we'll
say hello to Paul in West Virginia. Hello, Paul, good morning.
You're on the Ben Maller Show on Fox. Paul, Hey,
good morning. It's first time calling in, and you know,
I've been listening since the opening monologue about Sala and
talking about Rogers and then going across. I'm in the

(20:01):
you know, the corner of West Virginia, so I'm talking
about former Redskins now commandos and uh And then also
the Lamar Jackson situation is kind of prevalent in this area,
so I'll hit on the most recent one that you
talked about first, the Lamar Jackson situation. I mean that guy,

(20:21):
he's like a deva wide receiver from the mid two thousands,
the Chad Johnson's, the Arrell Owens, some of the things
that he posts on social media, and and like you said,
I think if he had an agent, then he would
have had the field for the rest of the league
to know that he's not going to get his demands
anywhere else. And I just think that showing his character.

(20:45):
You know, It's like when you're frustrated as a kid,
you throw a temper tantrum. I got a two year old,
and that's what it is to me. And I don't
think teams that you know, based on his play on
the field and his injuries, I don't think that they
want him with that alone. But then also they see
his character and some of these things he puts out
on social media, and that turns them off even more.

(21:07):
Now going across to the Commanders, you know, I always
compared I'm a Jets fan and that we're going to
circle back to the opening monologue. I always compared the Commanders,
you know, the former Redskins to my Jet ever since
I moved here back in the early two thousands, because

(21:30):
they seem like that team in the NFC that just
couldn't get their stuff together. We're so uncompetitive on the field.
And I'll tell you that this fan base around here.
The training center was in Latin County, and I lived
in Latin County for a little bit. They are demoralized.
I mean, first you get the allegations that came out
about the conducts of the team, what was going on

(21:52):
in the back room, the locker rooms. You know, you
talk about it, all the bad stuff that happened, that happened,
and then they changed the name and all those old
time fans they just they went away. Anytime you go
to a to a to a Commander's game at FedEx,
it's a it's a home game for the away team
that's coming into visit, and it's just it's sad to

(22:15):
watch being around the area. But Paul, I'm more and
more importantly, Paul, how did you find that? How did
you stumble onto the show? Paul? How did you find
the show? You? You're listening all night long? Here? Are
you normally not up at this time? What's going on
with that? You know? To be honest with you, I'm
a I'm a truck driver, so my hours kind of
switched over to where I'm starting to drive overnight. I

(22:38):
love Box Sports Radio. There you go. And all right,
so you know, and and to be honest with you,
at all the shows that are on, you know, I
love Covino and Rich and I love Ben Mallard. There
you'll take that. See that. That's a ringing endorsement right there,
right on par with Caveno and Rich right there side

(22:58):
to side. Put in your pipe and smoke it. We
don't give anything away. Though they have like products they
give away, we don't give anything away. We have no budget.
I actually want to nerve football from them. There you go. See.
We can't give you anything. I will give you though
a lifetime supply nothing if you want and then, Paul,
you know, when you're you're two year old grows up
and they want nothing, you say, hey, call the Mallard Show.

(23:20):
They'll send you nothing and we can hook you up
on that. Yeah, yeah, well it's nothing. I mean you
can frame it right now, you probably have it. You
have nothing, so you can frame nothing and boom, you've
got that, right there, a whole lot of nothing. All right, listen,
be safe out there, Paul. We are here five nights
a week and Fox Sports Radio never turns off, So
thank you for finding us. I appreciate it. And you're

(23:41):
not like our normal callers, so I'm I don't know
how to handle it, not used to. It's like a
daytime caller at night. I don't know how to handle
a daytime caller at night. I don't be sure to
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(24:04):
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(24:29):
Normally you don't think of Charlotte, North Carolina is maybe
a hot spot of fans being unruly, but apparently one
was in the Hornets Mavericks game, so much so that
Dallas guard Kyrie Irving had the fan removed from the arena.
For Kyrie, Kyrie knows about best you know a thing
or two about that he's get don't know what was said,

(24:51):
but the game, the third quarter was stopped. Kyrie pointed
out this gentleman and had him ejected. How bad does
this look for the NBA? This hap Russell Westbrook's done this,
He did this earlier this year. Lebron's done it, Durants
done it. It is such a bad look for the NBA.
Do they realize how bad that looks? We don't see
do we see that in football? Has I don't believe

(25:12):
that's ever happened. You've never been in a Charger game.
Eddie and Herbert don't think they can hear the fans,
and oh you can hear the fans, trust me, when
you're on the field. Oh yeah, when the fans trust
you can hear. I've been on the sidelines in an
NFL game. You can hear the fans of they're a loud.
When Roberto goes to those baseball games, they heard Roberto, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Outfielders can hear. Do they play players in baseball? Does that?

(25:34):
I think it has that. I didn't. Adam Jones try
to get somebody a jack to the old Oriol back
in the day. But it's rare. Basketball happens like once
a week. It's terrible. Look Westbrook does it once a week.
It's such a those and those are the highest highest
paid seats. Remember when bron had the two fans in
Indiana kicked out the same night the the They were

(25:56):
college age people, a girl and a guy had him
kicked out. And it's a bad look for the NBA,
but hey, their product do what they want. Apparently no
one's watching based on the ratings. Anyway, it is the
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he posted this. He said, Mallard Lusia officially has boots
on the ground in the Ukraine, and he has posted

(26:42):
a photo he crossed over. I thought he was going
to Warsaw and maybe he drove from Warsaw down, but
he's right near the inside the border of the Ukraine,
just across from Romania. Has he shared with you how
he's I mean, yes, he can't just show up and
say hey, I'm here to help out, right, He's got

(27:03):
to be some sort of connection. Yeah, yeah, there's a
there's a group that is there's there's actually a fair
amount of American some I've actually lost their lives this
fought in the combat with Russia, and so he had
talked to some of those people. But he's, uh, he's
crossed over. This is still wild, ain't crazy. He's uh,

(27:25):
he's away's away from Kiev or what do they call
it now? They don't call Kiev. They change and they
calling something else. Can keep track of that. But he's
got a good drive to get to Kiev. I don't
know if that's where he's going. I have no idea.
And he claimed that he has changed his look, he's
moved on. He here's an old, old location. But if

(27:46):
he's going to what used to be called Kiev, that
would be right in the heart of the Ukraine. And
then you've got to the north. If you look at
your map at you've got Belarus up top and then
moll Dova down low and then Romania. So it's exciting times.
We're following our man, Jay Scoop if you missed it.
Jay Scoops when many Benny Awards a very talented musician,

(28:07):
as he has teamed up with just Josh on some
duets and he has decided he he almost lost his
life in December. He got some medicine that they gave
him wrong medicine. He almost died. He survived that and
he said this is his calling. He needs to go
and he needs to help. And so he is literally
in the Ukraine right now at this hour. It's in
the morning, and it's in the morning here too, but

(28:28):
it's much later in the morning. The sun's up in
the Ukraine and he's doing his thing. All right, it
is the Ben Maller Show. Let's say hello to a van,
the One Legged Bama Man. Hello Van, the one Legged
Bama Man. Hello Benny, Benny. I got a snots of
the trip from mal Oh. That's right. Yes, you were

(28:52):
very excited when we last spoke. You were gonna help
Alabama get to the final four. That work out. Get
up there. An hour and a half lay because of
rex in traffic in Nashville. I start feeling nauseated to
do sometimes with the eighteen down pills, I take a day. Okay,

(29:13):
So I remember my car. We're getting my stuff out
to take up to the room. My fraternity brother from
Columbus is already there soft Field, nausiady, the doors open,
mkeys are in the floorboard. I get sick. The wind
blows the door shut, locks mkeys in the car. That's
a locksmith. When he arrives it's coming a storm where

(29:34):
we're out to terrain, he gets it unlocked. Okay, that's
that's okay. Get to the game. Got good seats down
real low to the right of one end of the court.
So Alabama down by five and a half, defense is
smothering us. We're getting back up by nine, so we're

(29:55):
feeling pretty good. The second half boom twelve ol run
and then never trailed again. They whipped us. They deserve
to win. They're a hell of a damn team. They
now score a lot of points, but they scored. They
keep you from scoring very many. You saw that game,
he gets Craig, I get sick after the game, you know,
no drinking, just I don't know, just nause yet. But

(30:18):
the worst part we wake up the next morning and gregged.
My friend gets a call from his sister. They found
his father dead on his bread rooden floor. Oh man,
holy we got we gotta turn around, you know. He
immediately leave. We got five hundred dollars where the chickeets
for Sunday, but we were gonna so we transfer him

(30:40):
over on the phone to one of my friends that's
there from Chattanooga. So of course he couldn't sell them
because all Alabama fans left and there was empty seats
Sunday and he got sitting there. Better seats weren't a
lot of ASTEC fans there. I guess none of that there.
There was not many, not many out beside me with
the girl who was neutral, but she decided to pull

(31:03):
from San Diego State and bought a T shirt, but
seated from Ohio. And but she wasn't cheering too bad.
We got along fine and stalked to me more than
she did her boyfriend. Whoever that dude was, you enjoyed that? Yeah?
I got yeah, pretty good looking. But then I was
so aggravated. I go out to my car to leave.
Greg's already left. I'm right behind him, my batteries dead.

(31:25):
I had left the light, the parking light. So this
is mury. This is a Murphy's Law situation, and everything
that can't go wrong did go wrong. What I did
have a job. I did have a jump box in
my car, so it had enough views to get it jumped.
I'm so aggravated and pissed off, especially about Greg losing
his father. I drove. I hit one hundred and twenty

(31:48):
going home. I had my murgency, lots of Dale Earnhardt
couldn't have driven any better than me in and out
of traffic. I'm like where are all these flat pricket
people going on Saturday. If you wanted to get a
ticket on the way back to having that facua, you
gonna take it. The only trooper I saw his women
stop to Dad stop in National Agam golf red and

(32:09):
he was overside road. I'm going zero, cranked back up
to one hundred and twenty, and I was zipping out
and all the people were going to spring break. I
finally figured it out. I got a nuga where the
roads flits and the chat people going to chat Anooga traffic.
We're backed all the way at all right. I gotta
leave it there, man, But what a week man, What
a pain in the ass. Thank you for that. The

(32:30):
great van one legged Bama man. We got his full
travel log there, like the keys in found out the
friends dad died. What a pain in the behind there.
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than Jay Scoop, We'll have the instat advice line, unscreened Radio.

(32:53):
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of prominence from the world of sports from your show?
From the media. We normally pick out an athlete to

(33:59):
coach a media member, but occasionally we stray away from
that and we go to someone in our world. And
right now, there is a young man who was in
studio not that long ago, was here hanging out with us,
and he has just crossed over into the Ukraine. Jays Scoop,

(34:20):
the man, the mid to legend, Jay Scoop, very talented musicians.
So what is your advice to Jay Scoop as he
goes on this mission to help out the cause in
the Ukraine, their battle with Russia. And if you want
to give any advice to Jay Scoop. But he's traveling around,
he's awake. It's early in the morning there, it's I
think nine ten in the morning something like that in

(34:40):
the Ukraine. And so he's he's doing his thing. Eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox is the number. You're live
on the air. When you hear my voice will start
out with you on line one. Hello, line one, you're one.
Never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather watch the
Woman's Final four than the men's this year. All right,
you enjoy that supermarket Steve. Let me let me know

(35:01):
how it goes. Line Let's go the line three. Line three.
You're on the airline through. We're giving advice to Jay Scoop.
Line three, try drinking water with your butt like a beatle.
You too, Eddie. All right, it's great advice. Yeah, we
learned that on the fifth hour, Eddie, this far Kingdom
that the Beatle they drink the water through their took
us what. Yeah, it's a fun fact. Line five, you're
on the airline five. Hello Eddie, please start editing MLS

(35:25):
course to the update. Thank you, all right, never there
you go, Eddie. Please come on the man's request now.
Line six, you're on the airline six. Hello, Alabama, Van,
you survived the alligator attack. You're complaining. Oh look at
that Robin Vegas bringing the heat to Van, the one
legged Bama Man. Eight seven seven ninety nine. On Fox,

(35:45):
we're giving advice to Jays Scoop. This is unscreened radio. Normally,
we have an intense screening process. As you know, the
very top callers and sports talk radio get on the air.
We don't let any schmows on, only the top one percent.
But now anyone can call up at eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox, we're giving advice to Jay Scoop
and you on line one. Hello, Line one, Line one's

(36:11):
not there. We're going to line too. Hello, line too.
You're on the airline too, man. I think that's a
little too far to do community service. That's a fair point. Yes,
it's a little a little much. I think that's unfair.
You might want to contact your probation officer there, Jay Scoop,
I think you've gone too far. Let's go to line three. Hello,
Line three, Hi, Dan, how are you? Thank you? Shouldn't

(36:34):
you be in the bathtub? Andrea? What's wrong with you? Hello?
Line four? Yeah, I get those peppers, piece of ship?
All right? Thank you for that. So I don't think
you can say that a line six. Hello, Line six,
you're on the airline six? Hello, Bane, how are you?
That's see, that's a pretending, that's not that's not the original. Wow,

(36:55):
that's a pretender, Eddie. I can tell former flattery, They say, Andrew,
you have so many people that have copied your material here.
This is crazy. It's nonsense. Line one, you're on the
airline one. Hello, cover your stop before you home? All right?
Thank you for that. And we are giving advice to
Jay's Scoop r P one. Jay Scoop, he is in

(37:15):
the Ukraine right now. We think he's monitoring the show
and he's been sending some messages here giving us details
on where he's at. As he's just crossed over the
border into the Ukraine. Line five, you're on the airline five. Hello,
prayers and eat your vitamin's brother. There you go, all right,
thank you. Line four, you're on the airline four. Hello

(37:39):
nice back he's back back back back back back back
back back back back back back back back back, line sex. Hello,
stay with nine year old. Line one Hello, line one.
The enemy changed his name to be friendly. So I

(38:00):
do sports, though I don't know what's going on. Eight
seven seven ninety nine fox. Line three. Hello, line three,
you're on the air. Give him the old double taps.
Yes ahead, let's go all right, wow, all right lyne man,
these people are vicious. Any Line four, you're on the
airline four. Fourst run okay, Line at five, Hello, line five,

(38:24):
it's too much masturbation. The problem, clearly, that is a problem.
Blaring main line is six. Hello, Okay, that's what you're
doing right now, sir. We'll do one more, only one
more of it's good. I'll take credit. If not, coople'll
pick the final call for J. Scoopers in the biline.
Line Line one you're on the airline one. Yeah, Line one,

(38:44):
you gotta a faster line one I got. I picked
line one. Line one strewed me over. I got screwed
by line one.
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