March 24, 2025 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about a new revelation that shows LeBron was lying when he said he didn't know anything about the Luka Doncic trade, Juan Soto explaining his move to the Mets, Justin Verlander dominating the Cactus League, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom, Shaka, Laca.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, our three, ready to go. In
a new wrinkle in a story that everyone's still buzzing
around and buzzing about in the NBA, how does Lebron
james apparent request in the Luca Donzik trade change the
story Lebron had played dumbs that he had no idea
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that Luca tred was going on. Well, now we're hearing
that was not the case. Also in baseball, outfielder Juan
Soto explaining his move to the Mets recently by saying
that he did not see the Yankees having long term success.
Your thoughts on that. Also a lot of buzz around
forty two year old starter Justin Verlander dominating the Cactus
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League and raising expectations for the Giants pitching staff.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you a believer?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We'll talk about that as well. It's all coming your
way right now here. It is our number three. The
story changing quite a bit on the biggest item of
the basketball season. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
of The Benmahlor Show.
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But our lead this hour is from pro bouncy ball,
not from college bouncing ball. Pro bouncy ball down to
the sweet sixteen in the college game. But the story
of the hour is from the me a. We were
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giving us some new developments in the bombshell store neutron
bomb that happened in the NBA the Mavericks giving away
not trade. A trade is where you get equal value.
Giving away Luca Donzig for a bag of tissue paper.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That was the transaction we will give you Luca.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We want a bag of tissue paper in return, and
there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So right away we had our suspicions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In fact, I recall the first Mallard monologue that we
did following the trade. I laid out my suspicions. I
was lampooned. People goofed on me for saying what I
believed actually happened.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So now we have heard a.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
New development, new development regarding what actually went down. Former
NBA player Marcus Morris played a long time in the
NBA over a decade. He appeared on a podcast recently
and said that Lebron James and the Lakers pushed to
have his twin brother Mark Keith Morris, included in the
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transaction that brought Luca to La La Land Hookah Luca
with the Lakers. Yeah, the money quote from Marcus Morris,
the twin of Markith Morris was Braun quote Braun asked
for him, meaning Mark Keith Morris, to come to So
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let us discuss the question, how does the reported Lebron
James request in the Luca Donzik trade changed the story.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So I've got.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Pike's place, DNA, and tropical resort, and we will combine
all of these things together and we are going.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
To scrub endlessly is what we're going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So, first of all, for Lebron and the Lebron marching
and showder society bad news.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
This is a harpoon cannon.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A harpoon cannon to the idea that Lebron had no
idea that this.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Trade was coming. The jig is up, the game is over.
You lose now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Lebron spent a lot of time and his minions in
the media peddling this story that Lebron was caught flat
for he had no idea. And it's a great radio
man from back in the day, Paul Harvey most listened
to man in radio at one point, this guy Paul Harvey,
and he had a bunch of catchphrases. One of the
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catch phrases Paul Harvey used on radio is you know
what the news is, but you're about to get the
rest of the story. And we're about to give you
the rest of the story here. So team Lebron, they
circle the wagons, circle circlet, and Team Lebron was playing
dumb and a lot of useful idiots in the media
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that are on Lebron's essentially on his payroll, meaning they
follow Lebron around and some of these guys have bounced
from city to city around the United States.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wherever Lebron goes, they go. So team Lebron, oh he was.
He had no idea. He could not believe.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
His best friend, his buddy, Anthony Davis, was oh my god,
it was so sad. Oh man, he was blindsided. Blindside that. Now,
from the very beginning when I the night I heard
about this and immediately the story popped up online, Lebron
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had no idea. Rich Paul the agent had no idea
right away, right away, I thought, Man, I feel like
I'm main Seattle at Pike's Place market there, that fish market.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It is fishy right away, right, smells fishy.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Put it on the ball.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, So team Lebron very devious, cunning if you will,
and scheming and conniving and all those words, all those
big words they used.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Skulduggery is what they used. And I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
There's a lot of low information fans, glible fans that
believe that Lebron had no idea, that this was just
a complete stunner. And I never believed that. I never
I know a lot of you did. You took it
hook line and sinker and that's fine, but we're supposed
to be in order for Lebron to have no idea,
we're supposed to believe that the same franchise that drafted
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his overmatch can't play suck bag son Bronni, the same
franchise that hired his podcast buddy to be the coach,
all of a sudden decided we're not gonna allow Lebron
in on this one.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Suddenly we're gonna put our foot down and no, we're
not gonna let Lebron know about this. We'll hire his
podcast buddy as coach, we'll draft his kid who can't play,
and we'll get be guaranteed four year contract.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
But this is where we put our foot down.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And some of you believed it. You actually believed it.
It's amazing. That's the ticket. Yeah, that's it right there.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Lebron, ever since he got to the Lakers, say said
final edit. When it goes well, he takes credit. When
it doesn't go well, he points the finger at somebody else.
But I'm sily gonna believe a twin Marcus Morris, a
twin of Mark Kive Morris. I'm gonna believe him over
some hack sports ride for some blog who's on the
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dime if you will with Lebron, I'm gonna definitely believe
that person. Lebron and Rich Paul worked overtime.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Overtime.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh wait, no idea. I'm glad I didn't know. Methinks
they both protested a wee bit too much. And man,
did they do Anthony Davis dirty? Or what?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Did they do him dirty? What a dirty dog? Our
dirty dog? Man?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They have videos of Lebron on Taco Tuesday with Anthony Davis,
cold blooded assassin Lebron James. Now, I tell you I
wouldn't have done the same thing in terms of wanting Luca.
But the over the top nonsense about Oh no, I
had no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now we're hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
The rest of the story. Lebron absolutely he was the
one behind the scenes. Oh yeah, let's get Markkeith Morris
as well. Let's make sure we get him in the
trade too.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wow, all right, now, second, we pivot to baseball Opening Day,
the real opening not the outsourced opening day Baseball sold
to Japan, the American Opening Day, USA wrap myself in
the flag. USA Opening Day coming up in a couple
of days and a story recently that caught my attention.
Outfielder je Soto explaining that the reason he went to
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the Metropolitans from the Yankees, he said, is because he
did not see the Yankees having long term success. Your thoughts,
So this is a hum dinger of a comment by
Juan Soto, and my word is nonsensical. Nonsensical is the
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word I will use for that one. Soto was supposed
to be in the relay race of the New York Yankees,
was supposed to take the baton from Aaron Judge, who
is in his early thirties, near the end of his
athletic prime, and the relay race would have gone to
Wan Soda. There'll be that transitional period and Sodo by
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giving this quote, see if you agree with me on this.
My take on it is that he's leaving DNA evidence
behind Juan Soda. It's incriminating evidence. He's incriminating himself. Juan
Soto that he doesn't believe he's good enough to get
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it done, and he's like, well, I can't see what's
going to happen five years.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No one knows what's going to happen five years.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Down the line. And certainly you wouldn't bet on the Mets.
If you had a side by side Mets Yankees, you'd
bet on the Yankees, even with all their issues as
opposed to the Mets. But they got the fanboy as
the owner. I know, they've got the fanboys and the
owner that doesn't do anything. And I realized the Yankees
haven't won the World Series since Derek Jeter was there.
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They've been to the World Series, they haven't been able
to get it done. But generally speaking, the Yankees win
ninety plus games every year. They're a playoff can tender.
They make the playoffs most of the time. That's the baseline.
That's the baseline for the Yankees. The Mets are the
great unknown. The fanboy owner doesn't always work out. The
fanboy owner doesn't always get it done. And really, no
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major League Baseball team can say beyond a reasonable doubt
they're gonna be good past five years. Can't do it
when the dust settles. Juan Soto, he went to the
Mets because they offered a couple more shekels than the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's why he went.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It wasn't because he thinks the Mets are gonna win
a bunch of World Series. You don't leave a team
that was in the World Series to go to a
Mets team. You don't do that the Mets. The Mets
even make the plus in a much tougher division with
Philadelphia and Atlanta in the Nation League East than the
Yankees are as the Red Sox are a little better.
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Blue Jays aren't that good. Orioles appear to be a
phony team. They're not legit in terms of actually winning
anything there in Baltimore. All those blue chip young players
haven't exactly gotten it done in big games.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But I digress. I digress. So seven hundred sixty five million,
that's the amount of money. Good for him.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He's buying dinner. Juan Soto, he went to the highest bidder.
We knew he would. And as I've said for many,
many years here, Juan Soto's the kind of guy if
there was an expansion team in Moscow or pyung Yang
or Kabul, he would have signed with that team and
would have sang the praises about how they're new and different,
and you know, they seized the light. And this Peung
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Yang is a great place to live. There's not a
lot of crime, and the you know, government's got good
laws and in what and go through the whole thing
all right, got final fun. So there's another baseball story
that caught my attention full disclosure, one of our knucklehead
listeners in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
There you talk about the Giants are here, dodge of it,
but you're gonna be worried the Dodgers not a guarantee
to did you shoe the Giants?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So there's this quote going around. There's a story involving
Justin Verlander. He's forty two years old. A lot of
buzz from the Cactus League that Justin Verlander has found
the Ponce de Leon formula, the fountain of youth here
dominating the Cactus League, and the reporting saying the Giants
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now believe they are a legit contender to make the postseason,
in large part because of the starting pitching and mainly
the bumpity bump from Justin Verlander. Are you a believer
in Justin Verlander with the San Francisco Giants?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So that would be a no for me.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
This is like a looking at spring training numbers and
getting all horny because of some numbers in spring training.
It's like going to a tropical resort and then realizing
once you get there, it's it's called sucker's paradise. Looking
at spring training numbers and getting all jones is a
sucker's paradise. To be kind, they're at the very peak
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a mixed bag, right.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You can cherry pick random numbers.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You can find some guy that had a great spring
and then dominated the regular season, and there's a host
of other players that you've completely forgotten that led the
Grapefruit League and home runs or led the Cactus League
and strikeouts, and then once the season began they were
in the witness protection program. Because oftentimes in my experience
back in the old days, when I used to go
to spring training and i've been I it was lucky
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enough to go to both the grape Fruit League and
the Cactus League. It's the same crap. It don't matter
whether you're in Florida Arizona. There's pitchers testing new pitches.
Half the guys don't want to be there. They think
it's a waste of their time and they just want
the season to begin.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They don't need it. They feel like they're ready to
go once they arrive.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So it's just they're just trying to, you know, futs
around before the season begins. Then there's other guys that
are fat, out of shape and they're trying to get
in shape and trying to knock the rust off because
they didn't actually work out out in the off season.
And so the numbers are all over the place. It's
helter skelter, and you got some guys hitting four hundred.
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And then there's the Arizona effect, where, for example, the
ball flies a lot better in the daytime games in Arizona,
so it's misleading if you have a lot of home
runs there and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But Verlin is forty two, and while he certainly will
pitch well at times, I don't doubt that for the Giants.
The problem with guys like that if you look historically,
and he is from the cheating Astros, he was part
of the twenty seventeen cheating a holes. Justin Verlin, he's dirty.
He's a dirty dog by association, so he's dirty.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And who knows.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
We know that outside of steroid guys, the production generally
goes down. You're more prone to get hurt once you
get to that point. So I'm not buying it. I
think I just poured ice water on the Giants. It
is the Ben Mather Show, as we are rolling on
through the overnight hours. Got the instant advice line coming
up later this hour. Now for the Mallor Riddle of
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the day. And here's the Mallor Riddle of the day.
A fan in the Grapefruit League went viral over the
weekend when he was caught blanking behind home plate. All right,
a fan, this is a blue Jay Phillies game. Fan
went viral over the weekend in the Grapefruit League when
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he was caught blanking behind home plate. Keep it clean.
It is a family show, you knuckleheads. We'll get to
that and we will do it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Next.
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Speaker 5 (17:33):
I was sick of pressing play again. How does it
say it's four minutes and thirty nine seconds when it's
really only twenty three.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, take that up with the music department. I don't
know what to sure. There's somebody puts out.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
I'm going to fire whoever is in charge.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, and once you find them, you'll fire them. They
were probably fired ten years ago. You don't know about that.
But anyway, all right, it is the Ben Malor Show.
Time now for the Malord Riddle of the day, and
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To feed the animals and tend to the farm and
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Speaker 5 (18:38):
So do they have farms in Canada.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, they don't believe in farming in Canada.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Interesting, I feel like they have happy cows.
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Very excited about Canada. You're fired up for Canada.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
I'm so excited. But I've never been.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You've never been. What do you think? You think it's
like a different world there, you.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Think, And I think the air is just going to
be real nice.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Really, No, I'm looking forward to We're gonna do a
Canadian malar Meet and Greek coming up in late May.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So we're excited about that. More details on that to come.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
But time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
And here's the malarul to day. A great for League
Baseball fan went viral over the weekend when he was
caught blanking behind home plate while the Phillies and Blue
Jays were playing. That is the Mallard Riddle. Of the
Day and let's see futzing around guest by Ocho Text,
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though better known as Keith. He went viral for throwing
souvenir balls on the field. Guess by Miguel on Fire.
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
He was caught looking for weed man hippies teeth behind
home plate?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Where's his teeth?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's I forty Ian exposing his baseballs from Scrooge. That's
his answer, Alf got it right, bad job by him?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He was wearing a Marlin's jersey sitting next to a
late night radios all the great Marlins Man. I text
Marlins Man because I at the Dodger game. I flipped
over for like one second. The Dodgers were playing that
minor league team from Anaheim, and there was some Marlin
lookalike Marlin Man lookalikes behind home plate.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I got excited.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Lady Sideburn says, biting his toenails posing nude for an
artist guessed by Dante Clam says he was flashing his
man boobs behind home plate.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Who else do we have? Page Dan?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Let's see something involving his pickle from Chris and Kent
Washington playing a fine game of joust from Donkey's Sausage.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Page dan Jar of flies from JT the Wingman picking
his nose? Guess by Fudgie in Boston. Pooping in a
glove from Joe the Ghost Hunter in Ohio, playing hackey
sack from Manuel in Guardina. Peek a boo from Eke
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in Roseville, Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who cheated? Who else we have? Purido got it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Right, polishing his trophy from a digital space monkey.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Dropping a deuce from Johnny Q jess n Junction said,
also something to do with a dill pickle sandwich.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He was making that. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Right out?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Bro okay, come down, all right? Do you have an answer?
Do you have an answer?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Lorraina. My mind is running everywhere with this answer.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I really can't decide if like.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know, he he choked on his gum gommet
could be that'd be terrible. He choked repuked on the
sidelines everyone's been doing lately. That would be bad.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, all right, the correct answer, one answer per customer, please,
the correct answer. The Grapefruit League fan went viral over
the weekend when he was caught mooning the camera.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He showed his ass echture the camera right by I
don't play there in a Blue Jay Phillies game.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, now that is not the most famous mooning story.
There's two famous mooning stories that I was involved in. Okay,
uh years ago that you well, I was at the game,
So you were at the I was at the John
Rocker game when John Rocker came into LA with the
Atlanta Braves after this story had been written where he ripped.
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He ripped the subway system in New York and some
fan ran out the second base and moon John Rocker.
But then Bryce Harper made his Major League baseball debut
or his first his first hit at Dodger Stadium and
they cannot show the feed from center field because a
fan mooned the camera as he was.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Getting the hit. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I thought you were going to say you were at
the Randy Moss game.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I was not.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's a football store. This is baseball, baseball, Randy the No,
they won at lambeau Field. No, yeah, I was not
at that game. So people is a disgusting Yet, that
is a disgusting act by Randy mull.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Slightly over the top reaction it's just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I love how Like twenty years later he's like, yeah,
I may have gone overboard with that.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, maybe possibly a little bit. Yeah, let's go the phones.
Angry Bill is in Florida and he is next. Hello,
Angry Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
How's everybody doing, Ben? Get off this Aaron Rodgers thing. Well,
I know it's a you have your checklist in the morning,
what you're going to talk about, Get off it. The
Pittsburgh Steelers if they're not the top cheapest team in
football during the top five, D're not spending forty million
dollars on this clown. So get off Aaron Rodgers. Check
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them off your list.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, So just for the record, so your advice to
a talk show host is to not talk about the
number one story in the NFL. That is your professional advice,
the tremendous advice, unbelievable only number.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
One story because you Dodos are talking.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
About well, that's usually how it works, dummy, that's normally how.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
It works for talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
No, you're more dummy, you moron that.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Some believe that's like telling someone that works at Wall Street,
don't talk about the stock market, talk about something else.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
For dollars is insane to think they're even going to
do it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, you want to make you want to make a bet.
Let's make a bet.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
He goes there for six hours. Now you're too cheap
to bet.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Ben, Let's make it that.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'll bet you ten thousand dollars right now, we want
to bet ten thousand.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
He goes there for six hours and they discuss whatever
they discuss, and look at the urinals like you think. Okay,
they wouldn't have announced that they're going to sign the guy.
They let him go home and take off and a
big deal. The guy is a morn he's a garbage quarterback.
He's done, the air is out of his tires.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, So I'm not debating whether he's good or not.
I don't really care about that. The question is whether
he's going to play for the Studs or not. That's
the story.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's the that's the story, Okay, playing for the Steeler?
Wrong yet again, angry Bill? How many?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
How many times can one caller be wrong? We'll find out,
We're going to find out.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
We're going to find out.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I know, and you know you'll be wrong, and like
every other time you're wrong, you'll just move on to
something else to be wrong about.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I know how you operate. You'll just pretend like it
didn't happen.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I haven't done it already. Why haven't you.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Haven't done it?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
According to you, why would he even go there? They're
so cheap they wouldn't pay him. So I don't understand
why you even bother going there. Did he have to
pay his own way to go to Pittsburgh?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
There's so cheap of going to you, somebody, somebody begged
him in the Pittsburgh system.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Why would they beg him? Why would he Why would
he go if?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean, apparently an open secret according to you, angry Bill,
the Steelers don't spend any money, So why would he
bother going He's been around for twenty years in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why would he not go?
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Of his drones?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
His drones? Yeah, that's a dumb that's a dumb take.
I mean, that's pathetic.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
The far and the farm animals, Jackson go here. The
first thing we take care of in the morning of
the sheep.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I know, I hear you like sheep a lot.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Oh my god, they're so good. They don't talk. Just
goes all.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Right, thank you, go away?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
All right, hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
That guys a moron.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's a drop. That is a lardo. That's a drop.
That guy's a moral. That is a drop. That is
a good hollering James, drop right there, man, that guy.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Is Aaron Rodgers is not going to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
James, James, you just incriminated yourself as a more And
that's what Angry Bill was saying. And now you're agreed,
you're agreeing with him.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You just said.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Aaron Rodgers is not going to the Steelers. Heets went
exactly what that idiot Angry Bill just said.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You know why I said that because I'm a moron,
and you know moron, because if he does go to
the Pittsburgh Steelers, there's gonna be a bust Worston Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
James.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You you were You started out with that great line
and then you kept talking.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I know I ran my most too much, didn't I bet?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You were doing You were doing so good, James.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
You wait for the crowd so fast, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
James, you were ready to come.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
You you really didn't want to get away from the
exterior of the crowd.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
You are we talking about them?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I feel like the next twenty years, every night, every
time you call, when we're talking about that night at
the Mermaid that it was an amazing night on the
Great Knights of all time.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You were there, Eke and Roseville, all those guys.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yes, and the Doc severn said, I met Doc Severnton
that planet Ollywood, and that was in the same building
as them all over around.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well right there, Doc Severnson and me on the same level. Hey, James,
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Speaker 1 (28:02):
How cool is that, James, I would love.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
To speed up my hiring present.
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Speaker 1 (28:24):
She didn't screw that up, James. That's a good job.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You're getting better. Last time we had you in a commercial,
you screwed it up. Remember I remember you didn't screw
this up.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
You plan along because you let off with the headline sprits.
Rose is amazing, like Arena, Lorena, something like that, You're amazing.
I could fall in love with you, but I got yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
You're already taking. You can only love one woman. You
can't love too.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
I gotta think of Ben. She sent me three joop cards.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Are you're not supposed to say that Applebee's. What do
you get at Applebe's? What's your go to?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
I got the ribs that I gave to Ed Mcanelli.
I get the potato, big potato.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I don't see you, I've met you. I don't see
who was the kind of guy giving food away.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I gave food away because I was so full from
the salad, the fries and the onion.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Now that's a rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You don't fill up on salad, No, no, no, you
fill up on the steak and the potatoes.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
A steak, Ben, I had the salad as the side.
We spend eighty five dollars on three of us at
Applebee's plus ten dollars tap wow, left, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Is that the proper tiptoe on an eighty five dollars bill?
I think you should have tipped more than that.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I think it was.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Kind of being cheap, so marked haul his buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I like that he's naming every person by full name.
I like that you don't just say their name the
first name, you say their full name.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I have to say their first name, Ben Maler, mal yeah, Maller?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
How many? How many years you called this? Jo Maller?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Let me see, let me do the mathold on here
o loraen you got it right there? I say the
bill was Hold on a second, was right, coop?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
The original bill? What was the bill again? You need
ten percent of all?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Five is eight dollars?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Hold on, say I'm doing I'm doing the malor math here,
hold on, sack here you move this over. So, yeah,
the bill eighty three dollars, right, James. And the tip
you f was eight dollars, so type.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
That he left like like no, it was like the
taxes in there too.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
So actually you don't figure out the Oh no, that
is exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But if it's eighty three dollar, if you left eight
dollars and thirty cents, that's ten percent.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, that's how it is. That but you should tip
twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yes, but but you said it was like eight percent.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You said eight percent. Twenty percent would have been sixteen
dollars and sixty cents, James.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
She was a beautiful Mexican girl named Sara Lantos everyone's
full name, and.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
He showed your appreciation by leaving her like a twelve roably.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
She probably she probably cursed your name as you walked
away from the table.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Okay, all right, I don't know what that was, but
thank you everything else what I know?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I love yours too.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Got one more take ticket?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, that's it. I'm done. Thank you, No golden ticket
for you. You get nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology lady, and she's
got details here. Unlike Angry Bill, she's got the star
charts out. She's got all the information here.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hello, Hello, how are you welcome?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Andrea the astrology lady. And she also has her newsletter
out right now right.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh yeah, newsletter. It has mercury retrograde dates, full moons,
really timely information. It's free. So at Virgo in service,
happy to share with you. I think I sent you your.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You did, thank you for that. I appreciate that, very kind.
And so what do you have on any update here
on Rogers?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well, you know the drill. He's totally into astrology. Bill
a bit blis.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh you call me Bill.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I sounds just like no, I sound like that's the
first time that's you know, that's listen. Bill Miller and
me sound very similar. But I am Ben Bill. I'll
let Bill know. Bill's out smoking cigarettes in the hallway.
I'll let him know. My god, Yeah, but who goofed?
I've got to know anyway, Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Because you know that's the whole joke you have about
Bill Miller. It actually rubbed off.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know. It's an amazing thing. All right.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
So Rogers goes to Pittsburgh. What what happened on Friday?
Six hours? I can't imagine. It sounds like torture. That
sounds like you're you're filling out, like you get a
speeding ticket and you have to go to you online
and do traffic you know, school or whatever online.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What sounds like, Oh, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
He's totally into astrology and he's retrograde man March fourteen
to April seventh, Sony, any person into astrology is going
to try to avoid signing on the dotted line during
mercury retrograde, or he'll sign it and if he doesn't
do well, he'll blame it on mercury retrograde.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Uh huh, you understand we got to wait till April seventh,
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Mercury's out of retrograde April seventh, fourteen to April seven A, so.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We got a ways to go. Then we got another
couple of weeks to go here, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
About two more weeks. So he's kind of entertaining offers.
But you know, if he's totally into astrology, he's just
kind of not signing on the dotted line right now.
And he's December second, nineteen eighty three, a free spirited astrologer.
And it was interesting what you brought about Verlander real
fast February twentieth eighty three. And he's a good mentor,
(33:47):
but he's gonna have some Saturn transits in his own charts,
so some skeletal system challenges again this season. But he's
a good mentor and that's kind of nice. He's empathetic
in a Pisces, and that's a nice quality he has.
But Aaron Rodgers, I just came across an article that
said astrology changed his life for the better, and I
(34:08):
posted it on your axe handle.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay, all right, I'll check that out.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, he's totally into astrology and that you know, it
changes life for the better. He's very tuned in. So
that said, you know, mercury retrograde cycles are not the
optimum time to This is what Aaron said, how astrology
became Aaron Rodgers permission slip to embrace himself.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh well, he does love to embrace himself. We know
that about Rogers for sure. Okay, well, keep an eye
on that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So you think more likely than not, you're gonna have
to wait till at least April seven, April eighth, I
guess would be the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Well quite frankly, there's a shadow period till it goes
back to the degree at first retrograde. At that's why
you know you go to your astrologer for all the details.
But it's out of retrograde fall intents and purposes after
April seventh, but it's not one hundred percent till about
two weeks later, just so you know.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right, well, keep an eye I have a very
good Thank you, Andrew, and again, if you're interested in
that newsletter, reach out to Andrew. She's on x Virgo
in service. Thank you, Andrew, there she goes. All right,
you too, are go start the battub right now, any
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Hold that though no one's paid attention to me for
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Speaker 2 (36:11):
You don't like it in school, you and no way
we go it's the instant advice line and the March
maddeness festivities underway without Cinderella. They've killed Cinderella. Cinderella is dead.
So interesting because I think Disney killed snow White. Now
NCAA basketball killing Cinderella, Thank you very much. So anyway,
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your advice please to the NCAA to save Cinderella. As
it's all Chalk have advanced to the Sweet sixteen seven
Southeastern Conference schools have advanced, but there is no true
mid major shocking small school in the tournament. You're live
on the air when you hear my voice at eight
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seven seven ninety nine on Fox, and we'll start with
you on line too.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hello, line to your advice, please to fix the NCAA tournament.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Jamar Chase needs you to remind him that they'll see
you before.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You see one of the great PSAs of all time.
Thank you for that, Supermarkets Steve back in the day.
Line four Hello, line four me, No, she does definitely
not need you a line line three, hello, line three,
you're on the air, Go real, man.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Don't e salads or use a glove to catch your fountain.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
You should be ashamed of your damn.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Right Rodney Pete hout dare you? Line uh, let's go
to line six, Line six. You're on the air at
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Advice on the
n CED Double A tournament.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Line six in morning time.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Yeah, just travel to Caloradero like that guy.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
From Maryland, Ded Just walk?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Why do whatever you want? If you to win the
game of your.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Power school Line the two, Hello, line two, line two,
not paying attention, We'll go to you on line three. Hello,
line three. Advice to the n seed double A to
fix the tournament. No in therella team left well, something
about lepracauns. Line four Hello, line four.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Closet, okay, something about the I don't know a Line five?
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Line five Hello, line five, line five, not paying attention?
Line six hello, line six, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Line six is that James again? Get a life, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Line two.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You're on there at eight seven, seven ninety nine on
Fox unscreened Radio. We're giving advice to the NCAA. No
upstart Cininderella type team. It's all chalk that have advanced
to the sweet sixteen. Hello, line number two, Oh look
at a goat calling in that Tom Brady right there.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Line line three, Hello, line three cross.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Walt Disney, bring back.
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It'll make some good movie.
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Okay. Oh that's our buddy from Vegas. Hey buddy. Line four, Hello,
line four.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
You know I'm blind Scott is death because he's a
total douce band.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, thank you for that. One more, hurry up, one more.
I'll take credit. Who is it? Coop? Last call?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Line six, last call insident of ice line go, line six.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Oh love doage?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Look at that guy sucking up to Elon right there.
Look at that guy
Boom, Shaka, Laca.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, our three, ready to go. In
a new wrinkle in a story that everyone's still buzzing
around and buzzing about in the NBA, how does Lebron
james apparent request in the Luca Donzik trade change the
story Lebron had played dumbs that he had no idea
(00:24):
that Luca tred was going on. Well, now we're hearing
that was not the case. Also in baseball, outfielder Juan
Soto explaining his move to the Mets recently by saying
that he did not see the Yankees having long term success.
Your thoughts on that. Also a lot of buzz around
forty two year old starter Justin Verlander dominating the Cactus
(00:46):
League and raising expectations for the Giants pitching staff.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Are you a believer?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We'll talk about that as well. It's all coming your
way right now here. It is our number three. The
story changing quite a bit on the biggest item of
the basketball season. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
of The Benmahlor Show.
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I know sir smokes a lot, a big fan of
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But our lead this hour is from pro bouncy ball,
not from college bouncing ball. Pro bouncy ball down to
the sweet sixteen in the college game. But the story
of the hour is from the me a. We were
(02:30):
giving us some new developments in the bombshell store neutron
bomb that happened in the NBA the Mavericks giving away
not trade. A trade is where you get equal value.
Giving away Luca Donzig for a bag of tissue paper.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That was the transaction we will give you Luca.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We want a bag of tissue paper in return, and
there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So right away we had our suspicions.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
In fact, I recall the first Mallard monologue that we
did following the trade. I laid out my suspicions. I
was lampooned. People goofed on me for saying what I
believed actually happened.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So now we have heard a.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
New development, new development regarding what actually went down. Former
NBA player Marcus Morris played a long time in the
NBA over a decade. He appeared on a podcast recently
and said that Lebron James and the Lakers pushed to
have his twin brother Mark Keith Morris, included in the
(03:39):
transaction that brought Luca to La La Land Hookah Luca
with the Lakers. Yeah, the money quote from Marcus Morris,
the twin of Markith Morris was Braun quote Braun asked
for him, meaning Mark Keith Morris, to come to So
(04:01):
let us discuss the question, how does the reported Lebron
James request in the Luca Donzik trade changed the story.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
So I've got.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Pike's place, DNA, and tropical resort, and we will combine
all of these things together and we are going.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
To scrub endlessly is what we're going to do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
So, first of all, for Lebron and the Lebron marching
and showder society bad news.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
This is a harpoon cannon.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A harpoon cannon to the idea that Lebron had no
idea that this.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Trade was coming. The jig is up, the game is over.
You lose now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Lebron spent a lot of time and his minions in
the media peddling this story that Lebron was caught flat
for he had no idea. And it's a great radio
man from back in the day, Paul Harvey most listened
to man in radio at one point, this guy Paul Harvey,
and he had a bunch of catchphrases. One of the
(05:11):
catch phrases Paul Harvey used on radio is you know
what the news is, but you're about to get the
rest of the story. And we're about to give you
the rest of the story here. So team Lebron, they
circle the wagons, circle circlet, and Team Lebron was playing
dumb and a lot of useful idiots in the media
(05:32):
that are on Lebron's essentially on his payroll, meaning they
follow Lebron around and some of these guys have bounced
from city to city around the United States.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wherever Lebron goes, they go. So team Lebron, oh he was.
He had no idea. He could not believe.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
His best friend, his buddy, Anthony Davis, was oh my god,
it was so sad. Oh man, he was blindsided. Blindside that. Now,
from the very beginning when I the night I heard
about this and immediately the story popped up online, Lebron
(06:10):
had no idea. Rich Paul the agent had no idea
right away, right away, I thought, Man, I feel like
I'm main Seattle at Pike's Place market there, that fish market.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It is fishy right away, right, smells fishy.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Put it on the ball.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, So team Lebron very devious, cunning if you will,
and scheming and conniving and all those words, all those
big words they used.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Skulduggery is what they used. And I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
There's a lot of low information fans, glible fans that
believe that Lebron had no idea, that this was just
a complete stunner. And I never believed that. I never
I know a lot of you did. You took it
hook line and sinker and that's fine, but we're supposed
to be in order for Lebron to have no idea,
we're supposed to believe that the same franchise that drafted
(07:03):
his overmatch can't play suck bag son Bronni, the same
franchise that hired his podcast buddy to be the coach,
all of a sudden decided we're not gonna allow Lebron
in on this one.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Suddenly we're gonna put our foot down and no, we're
not gonna let Lebron know about this. We'll hire his
podcast buddy as coach, we'll draft his kid who can't play,
and we'll get be guaranteed four year contract.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
But this is where we put our foot down.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
And some of you believed it. You actually believed it.
It's amazing. That's the ticket. Yeah, that's it right there.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Lebron, ever since he got to the Lakers, say said
final edit. When it goes well, he takes credit. When
it doesn't go well, he points the finger at somebody else.
But I'm sily gonna believe a twin Marcus Morris, a
twin of Mark Kive Morris. I'm gonna believe him over
some hack sports ride for some blog who's on the
(08:03):
dime if you will with Lebron, I'm gonna definitely believe
that person. Lebron and Rich Paul worked overtime.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Overtime.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh wait, no idea. I'm glad I didn't know. Methinks
they both protested a wee bit too much. And man,
did they do Anthony Davis dirty? Or what?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Did they do him dirty? What a dirty dog? Our
dirty dog? Man?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They have videos of Lebron on Taco Tuesday with Anthony Davis,
cold blooded assassin Lebron James. Now, I tell you I
wouldn't have done the same thing in terms of wanting Luca.
But the over the top nonsense about Oh no, I
had no idea.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now we're hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
The rest of the story. Lebron absolutely he was the
one behind the scenes. Oh yeah, let's get Markkeith Morris
as well. Let's make sure we get him in the
trade too.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wow, all right, now, second, we pivot to baseball Opening Day,
the real opening not the outsourced opening day Baseball sold
to Japan, the American Opening Day, USA wrap myself in
the flag. USA Opening Day coming up in a couple
of days and a story recently that caught my attention.
Outfielder je Soto explaining that the reason he went to
(09:22):
the Metropolitans from the Yankees, he said, is because he
did not see the Yankees having long term success. Your thoughts,
So this is a hum dinger of a comment by
Juan Soto, and my word is nonsensical. Nonsensical is the
(09:43):
word I will use for that one. Soto was supposed
to be in the relay race of the New York Yankees,
was supposed to take the baton from Aaron Judge, who
is in his early thirties, near the end of his
athletic prime, and the relay race would have gone to
Wan Soda. There'll be that transitional period and Sodo by
(10:07):
giving this quote, see if you agree with me on this.
My take on it is that he's leaving DNA evidence
behind Juan Soda. It's incriminating evidence. He's incriminating himself. Juan
Soto that he doesn't believe he's good enough to get
(10:28):
it done, and he's like, well, I can't see what's
going to happen five years.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No one knows what's going to happen five years.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Down the line. And certainly you wouldn't bet on the Mets.
If you had a side by side Mets Yankees, you'd
bet on the Yankees, even with all their issues as
opposed to the Mets. But they got the fanboy as
the owner. I know, they've got the fanboys and the
owner that doesn't do anything. And I realized the Yankees
haven't won the World Series since Derek Jeter was there.
(10:56):
They've been to the World Series, they haven't been able
to get it done. But generally speaking, the Yankees win
ninety plus games every year. They're a playoff can tender.
They make the playoffs most of the time. That's the baseline.
That's the baseline for the Yankees. The Mets are the
great unknown. The fanboy owner doesn't always work out. The
fanboy owner doesn't always get it done. And really, no
(11:19):
major League Baseball team can say beyond a reasonable doubt
they're gonna be good past five years. Can't do it
when the dust settles. Juan Soto, he went to the
Mets because they offered a couple more shekels than the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
That's why he went.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It wasn't because he thinks the Mets are gonna win
a bunch of World Series. You don't leave a team
that was in the World Series to go to a
Mets team. You don't do that the Mets. The Mets
even make the plus in a much tougher division with
Philadelphia and Atlanta in the Nation League East than the
Yankees are as the Red Sox are a little better.
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Blue Jays aren't that good. Orioles appear to be a
phony team. They're not legit in terms of actually winning
anything there in Baltimore. All those blue chip young players
haven't exactly gotten it done in big games.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But I digress. I digress. So seven hundred sixty five million,
that's the amount of money. Good for him.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
He's buying dinner. Juan Soto, he went to the highest bidder.
We knew he would. And as I've said for many,
many years here, Juan Soto's the kind of guy if
there was an expansion team in Moscow or pyung Yang
or Kabul, he would have signed with that team and
would have sang the praises about how they're new and different,
and you know, they seized the light. And this Peung
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Yang is a great place to live. There's not a
lot of crime, and the you know, government's got good
laws and in what and go through the whole thing
all right, got final fun. So there's another baseball story
that caught my attention full disclosure, one of our knucklehead
listeners in the Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
There you talk about the Giants are here, dodge of it,
but you're gonna be worried the Dodgers not a guarantee
to did you shoe the Giants?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
So there's this quote going around. There's a story involving
Justin Verlander. He's forty two years old. A lot of
buzz from the Cactus League that Justin Verlander has found
the Ponce de Leon formula, the fountain of youth here
dominating the Cactus League, and the reporting saying the Giants
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now believe they are a legit contender to make the postseason,
in large part because of the starting pitching and mainly
the bumpity bump from Justin Verlander. Are you a believer
in Justin Verlander with the San Francisco Giants?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
So that would be a no for me.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
This is like a looking at spring training numbers and
getting all horny because of some numbers in spring training.
It's like going to a tropical resort and then realizing
once you get there, it's it's called sucker's paradise. Looking
at spring training numbers and getting all jones is a
sucker's paradise. To be kind, they're at the very peak
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a mixed bag, right.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You can cherry pick random numbers.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
You can find some guy that had a great spring
and then dominated the regular season, and there's a host
of other players that you've completely forgotten that led the
Grapefruit League and home runs or led the Cactus League
and strikeouts, and then once the season began they were
in the witness protection program. Because oftentimes in my experience
back in the old days, when I used to go
to spring training and i've been I it was lucky
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enough to go to both the grape Fruit League and
the Cactus League. It's the same crap. It don't matter
whether you're in Florida Arizona. There's pitchers testing new pitches.
Half the guys don't want to be there. They think
it's a waste of their time and they just want
the season to begin.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They don't need it. They feel like they're ready to
go once they arrive.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So it's just they're just trying to, you know, futs
around before the season begins. Then there's other guys that
are fat, out of shape and they're trying to get
in shape and trying to knock the rust off because
they didn't actually work out out in the off season.
And so the numbers are all over the place. It's
helter skelter, and you got some guys hitting four hundred.
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And then there's the Arizona effect, where, for example, the
ball flies a lot better in the daytime games in Arizona,
so it's misleading if you have a lot of home
runs there and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But Verlin is forty two, and while he certainly will
pitch well at times, I don't doubt that for the Giants.
The problem with guys like that if you look historically,
and he is from the cheating Astros, he was part
of the twenty seventeen cheating a holes. Justin Verlin, he's dirty.
He's a dirty dog by association, so he's dirty.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And who knows.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
We know that outside of steroid guys, the production generally
goes down. You're more prone to get hurt once you
get to that point. So I'm not buying it. I
think I just poured ice water on the Giants. It
is the Ben Mather Show, as we are rolling on
through the overnight hours. Got the instant advice line coming
up later this hour. Now for the Mallor Riddle of
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the day. And here's the Mallor Riddle of the day.
A fan in the Grapefruit League went viral over the
weekend when he was caught blanking behind home plate. All right,
a fan, this is a blue Jay Phillies game. Fan
went viral over the weekend in the Grapefruit League when
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he was caught blanking behind home plate. Keep it clean.
It is a family show, you knuckleheads. We'll get to
that and we will do it.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Next.
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Speaker 5 (17:33):
I was sick of pressing play again. How does it
say it's four minutes and thirty nine seconds when it's
really only twenty three.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Well, take that up with the music department. I don't
know what to sure. There's somebody puts out.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
I'm going to fire whoever is in charge.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, and once you find them, you'll fire them. They
were probably fired ten years ago. You don't know about that.
But anyway, all right, it is the Ben Malor Show.
Time now for the Malord Riddle of the day, and
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all over the country are.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
In the farming world. They are getting up early.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
To feed the animals and tend to the farm and
so that's kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
So do they have farms in Canada.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, they don't believe in farming in Canada.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Interesting, I feel like they have happy cows.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Very excited about Canada. You're fired up for Canada.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
I'm so excited. But I've never been.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You've never been. What do you think? You think it's
like a different world there, you.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Think, And I think the air is just going to
be real nice.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Really, No, I'm looking forward to We're gonna do a
Canadian malar Meet and Greek coming up in late May.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So we're excited about that. More details on that to come.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
But time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
And here's the malarul to day. A great for League
Baseball fan went viral over the weekend when he was
caught blanking behind home plate while the Phillies and Blue
Jays were playing. That is the Mallard Riddle. Of the
Day and let's see futzing around guest by Ocho Text,
(19:29):
though better known as Keith. He went viral for throwing
souvenir balls on the field. Guess by Miguel on Fire.
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
He was caught looking for weed man hippies teeth behind
home plate?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Where's his teeth?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That's I forty Ian exposing his baseballs from Scrooge. That's
his answer, Alf got it right, bad job by him?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
He was wearing a Marlin's jersey sitting next to a
late night radios all the great Marlins Man. I text
Marlins Man because I at the Dodger game. I flipped
over for like one second. The Dodgers were playing that
minor league team from Anaheim, and there was some Marlin
lookalike Marlin Man lookalikes behind home plate.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I got excited.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Lady Sideburn says, biting his toenails posing nude for an
artist guessed by Dante Clam says he was flashing his
man boobs behind home plate.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Who else do we have? Page Dan?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Let's see something involving his pickle from Chris and Kent
Washington playing a fine game of joust from Donkey's Sausage.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Page dan Jar of flies from JT the Wingman picking
his nose? Guess by Fudgie in Boston. Pooping in a
glove from Joe the Ghost Hunter in Ohio, playing hackey
sack from Manuel in Guardina. Peek a boo from Eke
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in Roseville, Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Who cheated? Who else we have? Purido got it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Right, polishing his trophy from a digital space monkey.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Dropping a deuce from Johnny Q jess n Junction said,
also something to do with a dill pickle sandwich.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
He was making that. Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Right out?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Bro okay, come down, all right? Do you have an answer?
Do you have an answer?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
There?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Lorraina. My mind is running everywhere with this answer.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
I really can't decide if like.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know, he he choked on his gum gommet
could be that'd be terrible. He choked repuked on the
sidelines everyone's been doing lately. That would be bad.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, all right, the correct answer, one answer per customer, please,
the correct answer. The Grapefruit League fan went viral over
the weekend when he was caught mooning the camera.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
He showed his ass echture the camera right by I
don't play there in a Blue Jay Phillies game.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, now that is not the most famous mooning story.
There's two famous mooning stories that I was involved in. Okay,
uh years ago that you well, I was at the game,
So you were at the I was at the John
Rocker game when John Rocker came into LA with the
Atlanta Braves after this story had been written where he ripped.
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He ripped the subway system in New York and some
fan ran out the second base and moon John Rocker.
But then Bryce Harper made his Major League baseball debut
or his first his first hit at Dodger Stadium and
they cannot show the feed from center field because a
fan mooned the camera as he was.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Getting the hit. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I thought you were going to say you were at
the Randy Moss game.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I was not.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That's a football store. This is baseball, baseball, Randy the No,
they won at lambeau Field. No, yeah, I was not
at that game. So people is a disgusting Yet, that
is a disgusting act by Randy mull.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Slightly over the top reaction it's just a little bit.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I love how Like twenty years later he's like, yeah,
I may have gone overboard with that.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, maybe possibly a little bit. Yeah, let's go the phones.
Angry Bill is in Florida and he is next. Hello,
Angry Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
How's everybody doing, Ben? Get off this Aaron Rodgers thing. Well,
I know it's a you have your checklist in the morning,
what you're going to talk about, Get off it. The
Pittsburgh Steelers if they're not the top cheapest team in
football during the top five, D're not spending forty million
dollars on this clown. So get off Aaron Rodgers. Check
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them off your list.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, So just for the record, so your advice to
a talk show host is to not talk about the
number one story in the NFL. That is your professional advice,
the tremendous advice, unbelievable only number.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
One story because you Dodos are talking.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
About well, that's usually how it works, dummy, that's normally how.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
It works for talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
No, you're more dummy, you moron that.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Some believe that's like telling someone that works at Wall Street,
don't talk about the stock market, talk about something else.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
For dollars is insane to think they're even going to
do it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Okay, you want to make you want to make a bet.
Let's make a bet.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
He goes there for six hours. Now you're too cheap
to bet.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Ben, Let's make it that.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'll bet you ten thousand dollars right now, we want
to bet ten thousand.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
He goes there for six hours and they discuss whatever
they discuss, and look at the urinals like you think. Okay,
they wouldn't have announced that they're going to sign the guy.
They let him go home and take off and a
big deal. The guy is a morn he's a garbage quarterback.
He's done, the air is out of his tires.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay, So I'm not debating whether he's good or not.
I don't really care about that. The question is whether
he's going to play for the Studs or not. That's
the story.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's the that's the story, Okay, playing for the Steeler?
Wrong yet again, angry Bill? How many?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
How many times can one caller be wrong? We'll find out,
We're going to find out.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
We're going to find out.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I know, and you know you'll be wrong, and like
every other time you're wrong, you'll just move on to
something else to be wrong about.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I know how you operate. You'll just pretend like it
didn't happen.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
I haven't done it already. Why haven't you.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Haven't done it?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
According to you, why would he even go there? They're
so cheap they wouldn't pay him. So I don't understand
why you even bother going there. Did he have to
pay his own way to go to Pittsburgh?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
There's so cheap of going to you, somebody, somebody begged
him in the Pittsburgh system.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Why would they beg him? Why would he Why would
he go if?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I mean, apparently an open secret according to you, angry Bill,
the Steelers don't spend any money, So why would he
bother going He's been around for twenty years in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Why would he not go?
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Of his drones?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
His drones? Yeah, that's a dumb that's a dumb take.
I mean, that's pathetic.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
The far and the farm animals, Jackson go here. The
first thing we take care of in the morning of
the sheep.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I know, I hear you like sheep a lot.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Oh my god, they're so good. They don't talk. Just
goes all.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Right, thank you, go away?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
All right, hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
That guys a moron.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's a drop. That is a lardo. That's a drop.
That guy's a moral. That is a drop. That is
a good hollering James, drop right there, man, that guy.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Is Aaron Rodgers is not going to the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
James, James, you just incriminated yourself as a more And
that's what Angry Bill was saying. And now you're agreed,
you're agreeing with him.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You just said.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Aaron Rodgers is not going to the Steelers. Heets went
exactly what that idiot Angry Bill just said.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You know why I said that because I'm a moron,
and you know moron, because if he does go to
the Pittsburgh Steelers, there's gonna be a bust Worston Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
James.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
You you were You started out with that great line
and then you kept talking.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I know I ran my most too much, didn't I bet?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You were doing You were doing so good, James.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
You wait for the crowd so fast, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
James, you were ready to come.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
You you really didn't want to get away from the
exterior of the crowd.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
You are we talking about them?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I feel like the next twenty years, every night, every
time you call, when we're talking about that night at
the Mermaid that it was an amazing night on the
Great Knights of all time.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You were there, Eke and Roseville, all those guys.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yes, and the Doc severn said, I met Doc Severnton
that planet Ollywood, and that was in the same building
as them all over around.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Well right there, Doc Severnson and me on the same level. Hey, James,
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Speaker 1 (28:02):
How cool is that, James, I would love.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
To speed up my hiring present.
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Speaker 1 (28:24):
She didn't screw that up, James. That's a good job.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You're getting better. Last time we had you in a commercial,
you screwed it up. Remember I remember you didn't screw
this up.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
You plan along because you let off with the headline sprits.
Rose is amazing, like Arena, Lorena, something like that, You're amazing.
I could fall in love with you, but I got yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
You're already taking. You can only love one woman. You
can't love too.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
I gotta think of Ben. She sent me three joop cards.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Are you're not supposed to say that Applebee's. What do
you get at Applebe's? What's your go to?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
I got the ribs that I gave to Ed Mcanelli.
I get the potato, big potato.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I don't see you, I've met you. I don't see
who was the kind of guy giving food away.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I gave food away because I was so full from
the salad, the fries and the onion.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Now that's a rookie mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
You don't fill up on salad, No, no, no, you
fill up on the steak and the potatoes.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
A steak, Ben, I had the salad as the side.
We spend eighty five dollars on three of us at
Applebee's plus ten dollars tap wow, left, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Is that the proper tiptoe on an eighty five dollars bill?
I think you should have tipped more than that.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I think it was.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Kind of being cheap, so marked haul his buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I like that he's naming every person by full name.
I like that you don't just say their name the
first name, you say their full name.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I have to say their first name, Ben Maler, mal yeah, Maller?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
How many? How many years you called this? Jo Maller?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Let me see, let me do the mathold on here
o loraen you got it right there? I say the
bill was Hold on a second, was right, coop?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
The original bill? What was the bill again? You need
ten percent of all?
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Five is eight dollars?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Hold on, say I'm doing I'm doing the malor math here,
hold on, sack here you move this over. So, yeah,
the bill eighty three dollars, right, James. And the tip
you f was eight dollars, so type.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
That he left like like no, it was like the
taxes in there too.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
So actually you don't figure out the Oh no, that
is exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But if it's eighty three dollar, if you left eight
dollars and thirty cents, that's ten percent.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, that's how it is. That but you should tip
twenty percent.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yes, but but you said it was like eight percent.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You said eight percent. Twenty percent would have been sixteen
dollars and sixty cents, James.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
She was a beautiful Mexican girl named Sara Lantos everyone's
full name, and.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
He showed your appreciation by leaving her like a twelve roably.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
She probably she probably cursed your name as you walked
away from the table.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Okay, all right, I don't know what that was, but
thank you everything else what I know?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I love yours too.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
Got one more take ticket?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, that's it. I'm done. Thank you, No golden ticket
for you. You get nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology lady, and she's
got details here. Unlike Angry Bill, she's got the star
charts out. She's got all the information here.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hello, Hello, how are you welcome?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Andrea the astrology lady. And she also has her newsletter
out right now right.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh yeah, newsletter. It has mercury retrograde dates, full moons,
really timely information. It's free. So at Virgo in service,
happy to share with you. I think I sent you your.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
You did, thank you for that. I appreciate that, very kind.
And so what do you have on any update here
on Rogers?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
What do you got?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well, you know the drill. He's totally into astrology. Bill
a bit blis.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh you call me Bill.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I sounds just like no, I sound like that's the
first time that's you know, that's listen. Bill Miller and
me sound very similar. But I am Ben Bill. I'll
let Bill know. Bill's out smoking cigarettes in the hallway.
I'll let him know. My god, Yeah, but who goofed?
I've got to know anyway, Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Because you know that's the whole joke you have about
Bill Miller. It actually rubbed off.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know. It's an amazing thing. All right.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
So Rogers goes to Pittsburgh. What what happened on Friday?
Six hours? I can't imagine. It sounds like torture. That
sounds like you're you're filling out, like you get a
speeding ticket and you have to go to you online
and do traffic you know, school or whatever online.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What sounds like, Oh, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
He's totally into astrology and he's retrograde man March fourteen
to April seventh, Sony, any person into astrology is going
to try to avoid signing on the dotted line during
mercury retrograde, or he'll sign it and if he doesn't
do well, he'll blame it on mercury retrograde.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Uh huh, you understand we got to wait till April seventh,
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Mercury's out of retrograde April seventh, fourteen to April seven A, so.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
We got a ways to go. Then we got another
couple of weeks to go here, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
About two more weeks. So he's kind of entertaining offers.
But you know, if he's totally into astrology, he's just
kind of not signing on the dotted line right now.
And he's December second, nineteen eighty three, a free spirited astrologer.
And it was interesting what you brought about Verlander real
fast February twentieth eighty three. And he's a good mentor,
(33:47):
but he's gonna have some Saturn transits in his own charts,
so some skeletal system challenges again this season. But he's
a good mentor and that's kind of nice. He's empathetic
in a Pisces, and that's a nice quality he has.
But Aaron Rodgers, I just came across an article that
said astrology changed his life for the better, and I
(34:08):
posted it on your axe handle.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay, all right, I'll check that out.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, he's totally into astrology and that you know, it
changes life for the better. He's very tuned in. So
that said, you know, mercury retrograde cycles are not the
optimum time to This is what Aaron said, how astrology
became Aaron Rodgers permission slip to embrace himself.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Oh well, he does love to embrace himself. We know
that about Rogers for sure. Okay, well, keep an eye
on that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
So you think more likely than not, you're gonna have
to wait till at least April seven, April eighth, I
guess would be the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Well quite frankly, there's a shadow period till it goes
back to the degree at first retrograde. At that's why
you know you go to your astrologer for all the details.
But it's out of retrograde fall intents and purposes after
April seventh, but it's not one hundred percent till about
two weeks later, just so you know.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right, well, keep an eye I have a very
good Thank you, Andrew, and again, if you're interested in
that newsletter, reach out to Andrew. She's on x Virgo
in service. Thank you, Andrew, there she goes. All right,
you too, are go start the battub right now, any
straight ahead. We are moments away from the instant advice line.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
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Speaker 4 (36:01):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Google here were you talking to sons? Hear some instant advice?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Hold that though no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds, And if.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
You don't like it in school, you and no way
we go it's the instant advice line and the March
maddeness festivities underway without Cinderella. They've killed Cinderella. Cinderella is dead.
So interesting because I think Disney killed snow White. Now
NCAA basketball killing Cinderella, Thank you very much. So anyway,
(36:35):
your advice please to the NCAA to save Cinderella. As
it's all Chalk have advanced to the Sweet sixteen seven
Southeastern Conference schools have advanced, but there is no true
mid major shocking small school in the tournament. You're live
on the air when you hear my voice at eight
(36:56):
seven seven ninety nine on Fox, and we'll start with
you on line too.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Hello, line to your advice, please to fix the NCAA tournament.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Jamar Chase needs you to remind him that they'll see
you before.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You see one of the great PSAs of all time.
Thank you for that, Supermarkets Steve back in the day.
Line four Hello, line four me, No, she does definitely
not need you a line line three, hello, line three,
you're on the air, Go real, man.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Don't e salads or use a glove to catch your fountain.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
You should be ashamed of your damn.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Right Rodney Pete hout dare you? Line uh, let's go
to line six, Line six. You're on the air at
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Advice on the
n CED Double A tournament.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Line six in morning time.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Yeah, just travel to Caloradero like that guy.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
From Maryland, Ded Just walk?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Why do whatever you want? If you to win the
game of your.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Power school Line the two, Hello, line two, line two,
not paying attention, We'll go to you on line three. Hello,
line three. Advice to the n seed double A to
fix the tournament. No in therella team left well, something
about lepracauns. Line four Hello, line four.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Closet, okay, something about the I don't know a Line five?
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Line five Hello, line five, line five, not paying attention?
Line six hello, line six, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Line six is that James again? Get a life, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Line two.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You're on there at eight seven, seven ninety nine on
Fox unscreened Radio. We're giving advice to the NCAA. No
upstart Cininderella type team. It's all chalk that have advanced
to the sweet sixteen. Hello, line number two, Oh look
at a goat calling in that Tom Brady right there.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Line line three, Hello, line three cross.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Walt Disney, bring back.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
It'll make some good movie.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Okay. Oh that's our buddy from Vegas. Hey buddy. Line four, Hello,
line four.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
You know I'm blind Scott is death because he's a
total douce band.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, thank you for that. One more, hurry up, one more.
I'll take credit. Who is it? Coop? Last call?
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Line six, last call insident of ice line go, line six.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Oh love doage?
Speaker 6 (39:14):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Look at that guy sucking up to Elon right there.
Look at that guy
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