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September 25, 2024 • 38 mins

Ben Maller talks about Aaron Rodgers jokingly accusing Haason Reddick's agent of anonymously slandering the Jets, Kareem Hunt being added to the Chiefs active roster, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our nu birth three here an hour three the
talking points memo airin Rogers. Now he jokingly accused teammate
Hassan Reddick's agent of anonymously slandering the Jets.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Can you give me your reaction to that?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Also, we'll talk about Kareem Hunt now part of the
active roster and case, and an update on Dan Campbell
being Docks. New information out on that. It's all coming
away right now in our number three.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It is all about mister Rogers' neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Welcome. In the beginning of another hour of the Ben
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Speaker 2 (01:50):
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Speaker 1 (01:57):
So good to see.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now, before we get in to the mattal monologue, I've
been told by one of my producers, Lorena, that if
you do not do not contribute content to the Queen
of Hearts, meaning use the hashtag Queen of Hearts on
X to send a question in that Lorena will bludgeon
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Speaker 1 (02:19):
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Speaker 2 (02:22):
Have any love related questions or really anything you want
to ask Lorena, she hasn't answered.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, she's a very bright woman.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
She has answers to everything, and so if you want
to send her a question later this hour, use the
hashtag Queen of Hearts. But our lead this hour is
from mister Rogers neighborhood. Another Day and another hum there
of a store the gift that keeps on giving. So
if you have not heard, perhaps not Aaron Rogers has

(02:53):
decided to take a bit of a jab.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
At Hassan Reddick.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now, in theory, Hassan Hdick and Rodgers are supposed to
be singing Kumbai Yah.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
But Reddick doesn't want to play for the Jets. Do
you blame him?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And he wants more money? And so he never showed up,
and Aaron Rodgers was on the war path. Now he
was asked about this. It was based on a story
that was behind a paywall on The Athletic, the weekly
paid appearance by Rogers with YouTuber Pat McAfee fighting the

(03:27):
man fighting the media machine, and the report as mentioned
from The Athletic owned by the Old Gray Lady The
New York Times quoting an anonymous NFL agent, do you
see this?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, you didn't, all right?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
So the agent alleged that there is disarray in the
Jets locker room. Said the team is giving preferential treatment
to Aaron Rodgers. They're treating him differently than the other players.
He's been put on a pedestal. So Rogers was asked
about that. Do you think he a his tongue or
decided I'm gonna throw some haymakers.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, let's find out. Let's go to the audio.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Tape, I would say the culture is about the opposite
of what that article said. Okay, I didn't read the article,
but just reading that headline there sounds like it was
written by Hassan Redicks agent.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Whoa shot fire, shot fire. All right, let us discuss.
So Aaron rodd you just heard you having a good time.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That shows all about playing grab ass, so having a
good time Rogers and McAfee accusing Hassan Reddick's agent of
anonymously slandering the Jets. All right, so what is your reaction.
I've got Wall Street, Legos and elementary and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going

(04:54):
to make a pot of gold at the end of
the rainbow, where the leprechaun can find that pot of goal.
So my first thought here is that Aaron Rodgers does
not have the great sense of humor. I have been
on Fox Sports Radio since before Aaron Rodgers was on
the air or was in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
In fact, to you an idea how long I've been here.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I did a week end show with Chris Landry and
we had Aaron Rodgers on the show as the quarterback
at hal Berkeley.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's how long ago.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know, I go back following the career of Aaron Rodgers,
and he rarely cracks a one liner.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
So I have a theory, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
My theory here is that Rogers, he absolutely believes there's
something going on here with you know, the agent for
Son Reddick. Right, And and I love comedy. You probably
don't think I'm funny, but I love comedy. But I
understand the context because I go with the Wall Street analysis, right,

(06:02):
if you look at the futures market for grain, why
do I say that, right, there was a grain of
truth in every joke.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I believe that, right, A.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Joke is either truth wrapped in a don't take me
seriously bro or smile and all that, or it's suddenly
exposing some kind of deep hid and strong believer. Now,
so Aaron Rodgers, if you investigate the quote, it's possible
that that was just made up. There's obviously people that

(06:35):
don't like Aaron Rodgers for many reasons, so it could
be a cadre of people.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
So there's that. It's also possible it was a Son
Reddick's former agent.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Because whatever Rogers wants, Rogers gets and he is given
special treatment.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
But Rogers knows.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That he only has a couple of rounds left in
the boxing ring.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Then he's gonna run off to a rainforest in Peru
with Joe Rogan and drink ayahuasca for the rest of time.
But but Reddick, you know, he's not playing, and that
downgrades the Jets roster and uh, you know, trickle down
economics as a result, downgrades the chances the Jets will
actually win and have success at the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Everything is tied together now Page two.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Canza City, the home of the Ben Mallord Chicken Fingers
in Liberty, Missouri. And what a great establishment they have
there at the at the landing and the Chiefs made
a move. We talked about this a little bit last week.
We have a follow up Chiefs running back Kareem Hunt.

(07:46):
Gotta be careful how you say that name. He has
been signed to the active roster. He was on the
practice squad, So how does he factor in the Cansa
Cities running game. So we have him categorized as mashed
potatoes as at this point, Kareem Hunt is a side dish. Hey,

(08:11):
you could go with fries, maybe baked potato. Maybe you're
a mashed potato fan. But he's a side dish, customer choice,
customer choice, right, whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Kareem Hunt.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
His warry days are in the rear mirror, but that
does not mean that he cannot have the rare.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And appropriate good game.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
But he is making no mistake, a cog in the
machine and he you know, it's weird. It's gonna be
weird to see him back in a chief's uniform. But
they're going to rotate bodies in the backfield. And they
had no problem running the ball last week without the
kid from Rutgers, Isaiah Pacheco.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
They had a guy with a pet alligator who was
doing fine.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
But as long as they have number fifteen, methinks they're okay.
That's not a hot takes. It's kind of like legos.
The pieces will just fall into place around mahomes and
they'll lock together, much like in New England. Because this
is this generation's Tom Brady, right, fat and happy. And

(09:19):
how many different running backs did the patriotsap from Ben
Jarvis green Ellis to Corey Dillon and everyone else, and
they were fine.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They were fine, all right, final fun.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
We go now to the MotorCity Malord Show follow up
Malor show follow up.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
So we have learned now new information.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
About that dosing story involving an NFL head coach, Lions
coach Dan Campbell. It turns out with doks not by
some rogue fan, but instead by a classmate of his daughter.
Say why yeah, this goes back to January after losing

(10:02):
the NFC title game, and his wife freaked out and
they moved from a very nice home in the suburbs
of Detroit. They moved to another very nice home, I
would assume with bigger walls. So how does this change
the story that we now know that it was a

(10:24):
classmate of the daughter. So on my scorecard, to me,
this takes away the razor edge because in my head
I thought this was some guy that lost a parlay
and he docks Dan Campbell because he lost a bet,
and it was some rogue fan that went bonkers. But

(10:46):
that's not what it was. Instead, it appears to be
elementary JV level stuff. Right, kids being kids, knucklehead teenagers
went on Snapchat. Some kid went on there, and you
know it's like a like a bullet a gate, no planning,

(11:07):
no thinking, just reacting recklessly and irresponsibly and all that stuff.
It was malicious behavior. Now fun fact on this not
a criminal matter. Did you know that you were allowed
to docks? Did you know you're allowed to do I
did not know you're allowed to docks. But three people,
according to the police report that was in the newspaper

(11:30):
in Detroit, three people knocked on the door at Dan
Campbell's house right around that time. They were all like
handyman craftsmen, locksmith, roofing people. It wasn't any fan or
kid that knocked on the door. NFL security contacted the
cops who determined that no crime, not a single crime,

(11:53):
had been committed.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Put that in your pipe and smoke.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You want to bet they changed the laws and if
you docks a celebrity, that that will be illegal in
years to come.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Uh yeah, I think that will be will be the case.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
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Speaker 3 (12:30):
Now for the malor we're riddle of the day, and
here is the malor riddle of the day, and we
go to the NFL a way to suck up to
our friends in Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
A lot of listeners in Bill's Mafia. Well, some member
of Bill's Mafia went viral after being spotted eating blank
out of a ziploc bag during the Monday night football game.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Again, Mallor, Riddle of the day, malor riddle of the day.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
You can answer this on X at Ben Mahlor Bill's
Mafia fan spotted eating blank out of a zip lock
bag during Monday night football.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
That is the malor rid it love to day. The answer,
We'll get to it and we will do it next.

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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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(13:54):
she's got the Queen of Hearts coming up in just
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It's Ben Mallor.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Your mini meat is in there ready?

Speaker 6 (14:11):
I saw that?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah, he looked just like him. He looks just like you.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
So cute.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Have you taken a photo with Steamboat Willy?

Speaker 6 (14:19):
I have not, but if you would like me to,
I could do that. Yeah, I feel like you're I
should wear my Steamboat Willie T shirt though when I one?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, of course I have one. Yes, that's one of
his nicknames.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Well, I will bring it again tomorrow if you want to,
you'll do it, but will.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Absolutely make your night, big night of content on social
media tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Here is Ben.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
You have a you have a box here?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
What's in the box?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Well, we haven't opened it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
We couldn't open.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Someone paid fifty three dollars and two cents w box.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Wow, that is a massive amount of money we will get.
We will open the box, not today, but opened.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
The box does say food something on it though.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
We'll get get to it, really, mal Mallard Riddle of
the day here it is speaking of food. Bill's Mafia.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Bill's Mafia fan was spotted eating blank out of a
ziplock bag during Monday night football, and that is the
Mallor riddle of the day. Let's see does anyone know
the answer?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, Mallard Riddle of the day.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Something that the fan obviously brought from a home. Fer
Dog says, pickles dipped in ranch dressing.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yes, deep.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Late night drug tester says, chocolate chip cookie dough.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's not bad. I don't know about a ziplock bag.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Alf the Alien Opiner says eating McDowell's Home of the
Big Mick. Great reference to a an old movie Carvel
chocolate crunchies from Fudgie. Who else do we have Finley's
Finley's peanut By or something like that from a donkey sausage?
Who else do we have Beanie Sassage, Beanie and Weenies

(16:08):
from I forty Ian Very nice Kansas City Barbecue. W'd
be odd to get that in Buffalo, Tom, but can't
go wrong with KC Barbecue. Were hungry for Milkman, Mike
and Colorado whose wife will be running the Boston Marathon
said a zip lock bag full of Josh Allen's toenails.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Frozen hot dogs from King Rory pork Rinds guessed by
Dante Robin Minnesota, going with Little Debbie honey Buns, that's
his answer. Charade poutine from Roseville, Minnesota. Buffalo Chips guest.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
By Andy from Lion O'Lakes. The bad Mallard account was
some kind of pasta. I don't know. I don't know
what kind of pasta, the kind that.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Jerry Jones likes. Jaguar jerky from Larry D that's his answer.
Ben Maller peanut brittle from JT the Wingman. Yeah, I
have not made peanut brittle or cookies since the TV
show was brought back. I am waiting until after the
Super Bowl because.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I end up eating most of it.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
So I'm waiting to get back in the in the
kitchen until later in the in the the year.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
G Manje says, booger sugar is the answer.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Rocky Mountain oisters just like u ate Ben from the
Nation Boys shoe the testicles. Okay, it's unnecessary, all right, Eddie,
do you have an answer? Does not shredded wheat, yes,
by chip in the cues or just boogers from Slim Tim.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
But that was I'm going to go with Pazuki in
a bag.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Puzuki in a bag? Is that the answer? Wrong? The
correct answer? Bill's Mafia fans spotted.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Eating spighetti out of a bag?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Now, is this a fan violation?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Because spaghetti is not a food that travels well and
not out of a plastic bag. There's no way that
was warm spaghetti. You're eating at best room temperature spaghetti.
There's no way that can be good, right.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
I can think of a lot of things worse than that, though.
I honestly, but I thought when you read when you
were gonna give us the answer, it was gonna be
something really bad.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But doesn't that seem odd? Though?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Spaghetti is not a dish that you should eat out
of a ziplock bag.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
It's kind of like cold pizza, right, and you'd put
cold pizza into a ziplock bag that I just know.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
See.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
The difference is the doey part of the pizza. That's
what makes the pizza, because it's a medley in your
mouth is what you have?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You have the pizza, the tomato.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Sauce, got a hole in the bottom corner.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Never mind, I'm not going to finish that sentence.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Have you done that squeezed out.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Of spaghetti?

Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Like you know, you slurp it right.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
Well, it's so funny that you brought this up because
I literally just saw this online like earlier today. It's
it's a so they had they came out with a
Ramen tube.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's what Marcel Marcel's god, and it's it's caffeinated.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
It's yes, it's called boost Noodle.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I bet it is. I bet it is.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
Wow, it's for like gamers, so you just like for
like with one hand, just oh my god.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Oh that is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
What more do you need you play your games? Can
Kyler Murray got one of those coops?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Can you that?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Tyler?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Which is there a Call of Duty tournament this weekend?
Maybe there was one last weekend.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
That's why there's a new game coming out them pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I thought, really, oh, man, let me know when it
comes out, I'll bet against the car.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Let mean know when that happens. Man. All right, let's
take a call or two. It is a call in show, and.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
There are people that have actually hauled into the show
that would like to talk and let's see who do
we have?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Wait, can we bet if there's gonna be another newby?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I don't think so. We've already had our quota. We've
already had a couple of newbies.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's very rare on a non newby night to get
more than just a just one or two.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Let's go now to the uh Now is this not?
This is not the worst bus driver. This is a
different bus driver.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
No, that's a type of I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, the worst bus driver in North America whose football
team lost to a ram team that had guys they
signed off craigslist.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Lance the bus driver.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Hello Lance, Lance, Lance, Wake up Lance.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
There.

Speaker 10 (20:59):
Let me let me let you another story. So Sunday night,
this is I'm on vacation. I'm turning sixty this week
to vacation, going to Hawaii at the end of the week.
So Sunday night, Monday, rough games. First quarter nine ers
looked awesome. And you know Stafford is a great quarterback.
Make some plays. People drop footballs. What are you going
to do? Field will kick her goes left and Strafford

(21:23):
makes beautiful plays. We lose, No big deal. I'm okay, man,
I got my mortgage you got to pay. So it's
Friday night, Sunday night, Monday morning. You know, I'm gonna
do a couple of things during the week before I
go to Hawaii. It's my birthday week then turning sixty.
No big deal. So about three in the morning, about
three in the morning, three twenty the morning, some really

(21:45):
nice guys out there decided to steal my car in
front of my house. Oh no, in the morning because
my son's at the gym. That's how we know. But
if it's a workday, I'm up at three thirty morning
getting ready for work. But so my son gets home, Dad,
you are you're going to work? What are you doing?
I go, No, what's something Dad? The car's not there? What? Well?

(22:06):
These guys, great guys. I guess they have some kind
of scanner thing. They go up to your license plate.
They steal my twenty twenty trd Avalon that looks like
the Batmobile. So my car is stolen. It free in
the morning. Right way to start my way to start
my leak, way to start my week of vacation.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Man, Yeah, you know, you get do they do they
find it? Have they found it?

Speaker 10 (22:27):
First off, we want to start a petition and hopefully
you can do this because I know you have the cloudy.
I'm looking to blow up Oakland, the biggest dump in
the United States. When they sold my Escalated a couple
of years ago, we found it in Oakland. My car
supposed is in Oakland, because we have the scanner in
my car from Toyota. It's in Oakland, Okay, called the

(22:50):
costs blah blah blah. They know where it is roughly,
but they can't go into a space parked in the
garage or whatever, so they can't go in there.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So roughly, so you know you have the car. Fact,
you know where the car is, and they say they
can't help you.

Speaker 10 (23:02):
They can't help because you know, they just drive by
and supposed the car is not there. They can't see it.
It's in the garage or whatever. So I pucked up
few friends from the car business, the police department. What
is it kind of a unique car beIN Seriously, it
looks like car. What do they do? They can't power
it out? What they do? Here's what they do. You
know they have those car shows where those guys are
spinning cars around them in the freaking Oh yeah, yeah,

(23:25):
my stolen car. So am I going to see my
car on YouTube this weekend with some guys hanging out
of it spinning around circles? I don't really know, so
right now, I can't they know where it is. They
can't tell me, right They can't tell me because so how.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I knock on, knock on wood. I've not had this
happen yet. Haven't my car broken into many times, but
never stolen? So my cars aren't good enough to steal.
But if somebody did steal the malamobile, you call the insurance,
what do they because you know where it is?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Like, what do they tell you? You can you know,
they can't any money or nothing.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
I got to wait, they can't. They have to wait
seven days too. But I mean, I can get a
rent a car whatever. But they can't tell you where
the car is because they don't want you going over
there and blah blah blah. They can only call the
police department where the car is. So the open PDS
probably thousands of cars stolen over there. Like I said,
we're looking to blow up Oakland.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
We're looking at all, but.

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Leave me where. I tell you it's a dump. The
Oakland's a dump.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
No I know I've been there. I've been there.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, one of our listeners want wants to have a
malor meet and rate at a bar in Oakland.

Speaker 10 (24:34):
Don't ever do it. Then panfon and no shirt.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
That might be a good night I don't know, but.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, you're good.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, Lance, I cannot wish you a happy birthday.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
This is not how can I be. I've got to
be positive. I got to my family's like, Dad, don't worry.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's a nice car. Then I
kept the cars clean. It looks brand new. You gonna
do it's just a car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really
like you really like. The matter's loss. That really doesn't matter, right, But.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, it doesn't matter. But it was fun. It was fun.
It was fun to goof on you, though, Lance, when
they lost, What are you gonna do?

Speaker 10 (25:14):
You gotta laugh about what I'm gonna Cary sets the car?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
All right? All right, well listen enjoy Hawaii. Make sure
none of your other cars get stolen.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
Hey, Mallard, listen, and to tell you you don't go
to Hawaii to eat the food. You go have a
good time and have some.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, I agree, the food deal, the food.

Speaker 10 (25:31):
You don't go there for my meals. Ballad, No, the foods, the.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Food's not the food's not good. I don't. I love Hawaii.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
We're going to Mount's supposed to both to be better
than Mount. But listen, the Manners are going to jump back.
Do well this week the playing you.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Believe you bet ten point favorites, they better do well
this week.

Speaker 10 (25:47):
Thank you, Mallard, thank you. And then you know, I'll
go to Hawaii have a good time. They'll probably call
me there and say, hey, your car's will be found
your car, and then they'll charge me every day for
a fee, and I can't get.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
The car, and the car will have a bunch of
dancing it and windows broken and all that. All right,
I got, all right, go away, all right. There's Lance
the bus driver. And if you are in Oakland and
you have Lance's car, you're a schmuck. Return Lance's car.
That's the bus driver. Come on, bad job by you.

(26:19):
So Lance has seen some things in his day. He
drives the bus through the Tenderloin district of San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
That's like Sodom and Gomora.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
And for Lance to say Oakland is worse than that,
I mean he I mean, he's lived a life. Lance,
He's had Zombie Apocalypse on his bus for years.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
News from the NFL, where Steelers said coach Mike Tomlins
says there is no need right now to name Justin
Fields is the team's number one quarterback, even though the
team is three and zer with him as their started.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Russell next hour ready with the calf.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Injury, Russell Wilson, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Russ, did you massage the one you were in Pittsburgh? Eddy?
Did you make sure?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:02):
I don't want him to come back?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You don't know? All right? Why not?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Because he sucks?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Well, so does Field. He's not good either.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
At least he can run around a little bit, all right.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
It is the Bend Mallard Show. No time for a
fun fact, because we have to play a game.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Let's get to it right now, Ben Maller game.

Speaker 6 (27:21):
We've endured too many of.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
These, has it too much or not enough enough? Already
too much and not enough.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Let's welcome in our contestant for too much not enough
and let's just sir scratch off.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Want to play? Hello, sir, scratch off, No, Braden or
all right? Brad and Oregon? Hello?

Speaker 10 (27:39):
Brad? Right here?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Bro? What up?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
What up?

Speaker 10 (27:43):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Part of what part of Oregon? Are you in there? Brad? Ben?
All right? Lorena? Why do you love about Ben? Lorena?
What do you love about Ben?

Speaker 8 (27:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
You're just making that out familiar.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
It's a north bend right like North Bend?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Are you saying I want the cheese?

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Are you saying everyone's related? Are you saying everyone's related
from Moregan? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 8 (28:08):
That's true?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (28:09):
No, no, no, I recognize that boy's hot.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Wow. All right, let's play again. I'm right now.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Here we go, Brad. What what do you do for
a living other than be creepy? What do you do
for a living?

Speaker 10 (28:21):
I own a business?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oh you do? What kind of business? What kind of business?

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Apac he's definitioning?

Speaker 7 (28:29):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (28:33):
I got you? All right?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
All right? Gotcha? Here we go, gotta get three right
to win? Question number one.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
There have already been thirty five field goals of at
least fifty yards made through three weeks.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Three weeks of the NFL season. Is that too much
or not enough?

Speaker 10 (28:52):
I think it's an outlier, but I think it's uh yeah,
it's fine. I think it's all right.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Well, the answer is the only answers are too much?
What are you? Too much? Or not enough?

Speaker 10 (29:06):
Kind of the same? What too much or not enough?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh? Man, this is gonna be a long game.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
Too much? Too much?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right? Is he right?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Not enough?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
There have been forty two field goals, so fifty would be.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Not enough the cutdowns? You know you're over one. Question two.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
There have already been four players with over four hundred
yards from scrimmage this season.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
Four of them.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Is that too much or not enough? The number four?
Four players of four hundred from scrimmage?

Speaker 10 (29:49):
Man, these are top fired. Oh boy, not enough?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Not enough?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Let's find out, all right, you suck for two? Alvin
Kamara and Sakwan Barkley are the only players that have
crossed the rubicon.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Question three, You need this to stay alive? Right, you're laughing.
The Cincinnati Bengals have started zero to three for.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
The thirteenth time in that franchise's history.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Is that too much or not enough.

Speaker 10 (30:24):
For the Well, they're the Bungos, so I'm saying not nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
All right, Let's find out that is right, Yeah, sixteenth times.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah they sucked.

Speaker 10 (30:37):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Question four, Sam Donald just became the fifth quarterback to
throw eight or more touchdowns and start three and zero
with a new team since the merger. Is that too
much or not enough? Merger was in nineteen seven?

Speaker 10 (30:57):
That's ridiculous, Sam Donald. But I'm gonna say too much.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
All let's find out do you stay alive?

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Wrong?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
No? Not enough?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
There he's the sixth quarterback to do a TESTA Verdi
bled so far?

Speaker 10 (31:14):
MAYBEO seawks over right now?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I hear you well, Brad, bad news as you lost.
The good news you get a lifetime supply of nothing.
So when you want nothing, Brad, we'll send you nothing. Okay,
and round trip round trip to nowhere. If you want
to go nowhere, we'll send you nowhere.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
I'll meet you guys in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, thank you? All right, there there's Brad.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
He's a AC guy there, your air conditioning heater service
to help you out. What do we need to know
the verna about the the bit that's just moments away here?

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Well?

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Not only am I going to be answer all of
our hopeless lovers questions? You have the Ben Mallers. I
also have a snid bit of information to give. Okay, okay, right,
all right, thanks for listening because it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
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Speaker 6 (32:36):
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Speaker 11 (32:55):
It's Ben Malor, It's love it Byes Tonight, Clean up Hearts,
going to help you gear rye gear ride tonight, gear
right Tonight dear.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Rye, you heard the man. It's love not here on
the Ben mallor show time for the Queen of Hearts?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Ben?

Speaker 7 (33:24):
What are we looking at tonight?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right? Yeah? No, I want to tell you.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Nugget. So this month is apparently have your girl ask
you out on a date month, or like, if you
want to ask someone out, the girl's supposed to do it.
They're supposed to initiate it. This is the month of Girls. Yeah,
that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
But I was listening on another show today and this
man called I know I do this all the time.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'm a radio.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Anyways, so h this man called it and said that
his ideal first date to get to know someone is
to how them over to his house.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah that's at Yeah, that's right there.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Man.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
He's like not in like a weird way, like in
a in a a platonic pace.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Read the Bible.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
I've never been to a man's house on the first date.
Where he said, I didn't think you weren't down because
you came over, you know what I mean? So first
dates do not happen at your house, gentlemen. Okay, that's it,
That's what I want to say. Ben ask some questions.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
All right, wow, very bossy cowboy Killer says, do women
sounds like a personal question?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Do women really like dead bodies? Or is that a myth?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
I think everyone has their own personal preference. Me personally,
I like more of a personality you know I have.
If you look at the matter of dated, you see
a lot of different varieties.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
People say that, I don't know that can be sexy.
Super markeus Steve a way to suck up to the listeners.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Super markeut Steve says, have you ever had a partner
date you only because they thought you could introduce them
to a famous person or an athlete? And how long
do you wait to tell your partner what to do?

Speaker 7 (35:10):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I haven't any I've had that happen before.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
I bet you have been.

Speaker 10 (35:16):
I have.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Like, what would I want you to introduce it to you?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't have time. I want to take the segment
from Lorraina.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
But I was a radio reporter and I dated a
girl who loved hockey and wanted to meet Pavel Bury
of Vancouver Canucks.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
And I introduced her to.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
Him, and she told me.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
You gave her the cake too soon?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Never again, Never I learned my lesson never again. That
was it be? So what about how long? How long?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, I'm still scarred. Yeah, that's what I'm doing overnight.
How long do you wait to tell your partner what
to do? Lorraina right away, right first date.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
I'm kind of bossy. We've already talked about this today.
I think it depends. Just really, I don't think you
should tell your partner what to do ever.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Let them be their own person, all right, fer yog,
says my friends in the doghouse, after taking his wife
on a long trip only to watch your favorite football
team lose?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Now, what can you do to make it up to her?
What can he do to make it up to her?
Oh my gosh, what that could be?

Speaker 10 (36:20):
What do you do?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Go buy her some jewelry, Maybe we're an appointment to
get her hair done, or a massage maybe together, Oh
my gosh, you could do a couple's massage. That would
be so fun. Maybe take her on a dinner cruise,
get a little fancy with it, a little fancy, get
her a bottle of mimosa, Eddie, are you.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Listening, Eddie?

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Yeah? She would not like a lot of those things.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Really not a nice dinner cruise like a murder mystery.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Mini golf.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Take her listen to Eddie, she has enough jewelry. What
a romantic.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Humbug? Eddie?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right? JT.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
The wingman who's been the last three male of Meat
and Read says, is it more romantic to write a
poem for your partner.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Or a song?

Speaker 10 (37:14):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:14):
I love poetry. When people sing to me, I get awkward,
like I'm like, I make a cringe face because most
of them suck at singing. Yeah, so you like the
I prefer poetry.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, roses are red vibe it's a blue and.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Get out of my face before I punch you.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 10 (37:32):
I hate that song.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Not a fan, not a fan of.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Let's take it, squeeze one more in.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I agree though the song thing is, it's a little
it's cheesy. Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
Lord and you got to sit the whole three minutes.
Who wants that? My ear holes?

Speaker 10 (37:50):
Man?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Is it sexy if your significant other can chug a
beer faster than you?

Speaker 10 (37:58):
No?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
No, not at all.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
I guess you could find that impressive.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Well, it depends what you're looking for. I guess it
depends what you're into.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
You know I love that for you.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
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