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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our name, Berth three, our three, and you know
I am contractually obligated to spend a little bit of
time every show talking about that Dallas Cowboys. They are
the skunk at the garden party. So here in our
number three, Michael Irvin says, the only hope for the
Cowboys season is a trade. Does that make any sense
(00:24):
to you? Also, Stefan Diggs has a torn acl How
big a blow is that for the Texans?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And has Diggs played his last game in Houston? While
an anonymous agent called the Chiefs franchise cheap like the
Bengals and the Cardinals. Is that a problem? We'll talk
about that as well. It's all coming your way right
now here. It is our number three.
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here on the Ben mal Show. With that being said, though,
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Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That is our lead this hour From Jerry's World, we
continue our in depth team coverage over the collapse of
the Cowboys. The playmaker has chimed in. The Cowboys are
three and four. That is a losing record, and if
you saw the game in primetime the other day, they
lost to the forty nine ers, and it appeared closer
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than it was. They got absolutely roasted, charboiled in the
third quarter of that game, uly for the Cowboys, and
then they scored some touchdowns on.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
The fourth quarter to make it seem like it was
a closer again, the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Illusion of competitiveness. Now Michael Irvin has chimed in. Now
Michael Irvin is hoping that the Boys make a move
ahead of the November fifth trade deadline. He said, the
only hope for the Cowboys really right now, the only
hope that Cowboys, That is a quote from Michael Irban,
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is if some kind of a move is made at
the trade deadline. That is what Ervin told TMZ said,
they have to do something. It's bad right now.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
That is very dramatic by Michael Irban, very very dramatic.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Michael Irvin says, the only hope for the Cowboys season
is a trade. Does that make sense? Does that make
sense to you?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So my views on this, I've got acu Weather, Bermuda
Triangle and Mom and Pop Sandwich shop and we will
combine all of these things together and we'll ring the
bell a few more times. So, first of all, the
idea that it makes sense, it does not make sense.
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It is a don't hold your breast situation. Not only
has Jerry Jones said the team is not going to
be active at the trade deadline. There is no trade
other than the only unfeasible trade in the NFL that
would turn things around. There was only one player in
the entire NFL that would rock and roll with the
Dallas Cowboys and turn things around, and that is if
(04:40):
the Dallas Cowboys traded Dak Prescott and ten first round
draft picks to Kansas City for Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
The problem is spoiler alert, spoiler alert, Yeah, he's not available.
So Mahomes is not walking through that door. And if
he did, he'd be wearing a Chiefs uniform.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Outside of that, the die is cast in Dallas. The
Cowboys have crossed the rubicon and they are going to
go with who they brought to the dance.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And if you look at the ACU weather forecast.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It shows no rain and you cannot have a rainbow
without rain, So therefore they're stuck.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's just gloomy weather.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Dak Prescott got paid and the Cowboys got played. Dak
is a bottom percentile quarterback. The defense is soft and creamy.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
The whole roster is rotten. The whole roster is absolutely rotten.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Now, secondly, we go now to Houston, Houston, we have
a problem. Tomorrow, the Thursday night NFL game to kick
off the week has the Texans visiting Jersey.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
A date with the Jets, and they will be.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Playing without one of their top receivers, Stefon Diggs.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Do you dig it Stefan? Remember him? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Good topic of conversation. Stefan Diggs will not be having
a three martini lunch. He will not be having any
kind of lunch. He will not be playing. You see,
Stefan Diggs has a torn acl That's it. He's out
rest of the year. How big a body blow? Body blow?
Body blow? Is this for the Texans? So dig suffered
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the injury. You didn't see it the other last game
here for Houston. He suffered a non contact injury, which
just means his body gave out. On the Malard scale
of rorry one to ten for Stefon Diggs being out
rest of the year for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm at a five. I'm at a five point zero
on the Mallard scale, where it's not that high. Now
Diggs is replaceable.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
He's played a little bit better recently for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
But it's really nothing personal. It's just business.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
And as far as I I've been told and as
I understand it, Nico Collins is going to come back,
and Nico Collins, who has a hamstring problem, is the
preferred choice for the Texans and for their quarterback and
the offense. The first part of the year was totally
with CJ. Stroud was flowing through Nico Collins right. But
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he's heard he's eligible to return Week ten, and you
should be okay against the Jets. I have not handicapped
the game. I've not gotten that game yet because we
don't do it for the TV show, which I'm preparing
for as we speak here. But has Stefan Diggs played
his last game with the Texans?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
And the answer to that, I'm gonna nod my head
yes that right now, he is on a boat heading
into the Bermuda Triangle. If you look at his career,
you talk about being at a fork in the road.
Stefan Diggs is thirty one years old. He's going to
be a free agent at the end of the year.
He was traded from Buffalo and they reworked his contract.
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They moved some numbers around us essentially a one year contract,
so he's done at the end of this year. He's
also coming up to the tail end of his athletic prime,
which makes all of this a messy situation. You do
the arithmetic on it, and you expect all the baggage,
all the other stuff going on with the fun Diggs,
you'd have to think he's going to enter the transfer portal.
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And you know that's the popular opinion via vox Popular Eye.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That he's going to end up in the transfer portal.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Now final thought, we pivot now to Cansas City, where
I will be hanging out with you in Liberty, Missouri
a week from Saturday. In cac I'll be there, Malard,
meet and greet. Can't wait, cannot wait for that. If
you're in the Kansas City area, if you cross the
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train tracks over in Kansas or within reasonable driving distance
you want to hang out with us, we'd love Demisia details.
I'll post those online in a couple of days, but
it's gonna be a week from Saturday in Kansas City.
Now I bring that up because an anonymous agent has
put the Chiefs on blast saying that the Chiefs franchise
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is quote cheap, like the Bengals and the Cardinals. Is
this a problem?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
So it's obviously a problem if you're an agent and
you're trying to get money for your clients. It's a
problem in terms of the big picture. And maybe I'm
wrong on this. I think I'm right. I'm pretty sure
the Chiefs have won two straight Super Bowls, so methinks
that's not a problem.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The grumbling agent thing is standard operating procedure.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Like Kansas and all the teams mentioned the Bengals, if
you look at the Bengals there, you look at the Cardinals,
and you look at the Chiefs, what do they all
have in common?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
They're all mom and pop sandwich shops, all of them.
Clark Hunt inherited the franchise. It's the aristocrat way of life.
When you inherit the money, it's old money. And when
it's the family business and it's the golden goose, you
squeeze every single penny.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You can out of the family business.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Now that said, the Chiefs are a living testimonial to
the fact that you don't have to have all the
creature comforts, all the perks.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The Dallas Cowboys have all of that right.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Every benefit, every cool thing you could possibly have, and
they are a suck bag roster.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Kansas City doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All the bells and whistles, right, they don't have their
own human zoo where the fans come in and look
at the players.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Practicing and lifting weights. It doesn't affect the product. The
product is outstanding. The product is great on the field.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Now, that's Andy Reid, that's obviously Mahomes, And if I'm
not mistaken, wasn't a similar criticism. I feel like we're
in the hot up time machine and we're going back,
I don't know, fifteen years or so in the middle
of the Patriot dynasty when people said the same thing
about Robert Kraft and the Patriots when Tom Brady was there,
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that they didn't spend enough.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And it's like history repeats itself.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And again they're winning and there's no apparent barricades preventing
Kansas City from winning another Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
This year.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It is the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like
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and Yankees three to one, LA leading New York. There'll
be another game tonight on Fox. Dodgers win and.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's Nana nanaa naaa hey.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Goodbye and bit a do to the New York Yankees.
Now straight ahead time now for the Mallor Riddle of
the day. And here is the Malor Riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think we should get some imaging Mallard Riddle of
the day here. It is Nascar.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That's a sport where they drive in circles. They make
a lot of a lot of the same turns. So
NASCAR is in talks to hold the race in Saudi Arabia.
That'll go over well below the Mason Dixon line. And
a photo of the track it looks like something out
of blank. Again, NASCAR is in advanced talks to hold
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the race in Saudi Arabia, and it looks like something
out of blank. That is the Mallord Riddle of the Day.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I can't hear you, Eddie. I don't know what's going on,
LORRAINO is having a tough night.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I don't know what's going on. I can hear the programming,
but I can't for some reason, I can't hear you.
I can hear you now about now? Everything all right, Lorraine?
Everything about now?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Everything good? How about now? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Reminds me I had a board ofp one time who
forgot to play the commercials at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I went through the whole hour without wild anyway, all right, Apparently, do.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
You remember when I was on mache and Eddie's mike
was off for like the whole segment.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I've tried to forget that.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
It was one of the first nights.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Eddie doesn't remember that I do.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Here's the Malar riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So I was like, well, there's a lot of music
planning I don't hear ready, and here's the Malar Riddle
of the Day, nascars and talks to hold the race
in Saudi Arabia, and there's some photos of what the.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Track's gonna look like. It looks like something out of blank.
That is the question.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
A crop circle you from Johnny Q. The Jetsons guessed
by chipping the cues, dating yourself, LSD trip from Slim Tim.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The Grill Sergeant says, something out of Star Wars. A
lot of you boys said Star Wars is the answer.
Robin Minnesota says it looks like the garbage after an
Earth Day celebration. JT and the wingman rubbing it in says,
looks like an apple fritter. But don't worry JT, because
next week on the show, I believe we will have
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one of the great donut shops in southern California coming
by to hand deliver a delicious apple fritter.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I need to make a correction about that. Ben actually
that we have to go pick it up.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No, No, the listener, the kind gentleman that is bringing
us the apple fritters and donuts does not actually work
at the donuttery.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
We're just giving them a free plug. Okay, all right,
well that's unfortunate. Yeah, but he wants to come by,
all right.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well yeah, he's a longshoreman that works nearby. Gotcha.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh okay, So I thought, I thought, are you sure
we can allow people to come by and bring us stuff?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Very funny?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Is it funny?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm curious, Fat Fat.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Well, as long as we all show up to work
the next day on time, Fat Daddy writes In says
the answer is a photo of NASCAR's racetrack. The outlook
of a camel as the outlook of a camel slug
in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Got it right. He obviously cheated. Bad job by him.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
World's largest sandtrap from econ Roseville, Minnesota. Christmas Cookies from
Masshole Mickey. That's his answer. Something out of Dune guests
by og Ort Puffin, Something out of the Future, a
flying car from Alf the Alien, Opiner, monster mash from
Donkeys Sausage, rug Rats, sandbox from jd in kc from
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the Olympics from King Rory. That's his answer. Speed Racer
guests by Milkman Mike. Robbie the Mariner fan, says a
nineteen eighties Playboy magazine with Brian Finley's mom in it.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Page down racetrack looks like Borat's backyard Andy from Lion o' lakes.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Aerial view of a lazy river. Ferg Dog that was
from Josh. Ferg Dog says, Spaceballs the far superior movie
than Star Wars is the answer. Do you have an answer, Eddie?
Again malar riddle of the day. NASCAR is in talks
to hold the race in Saudi Arabia and it looks
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like something out of blank.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I was gonna go with the movie Tron. You remember
that movie Tron draw light Cycles.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I do.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
There was a good Tron arcade game when I used
to go to theater, and I'm talking about the original Tron.
There was an arcade game that I used to play
a lot at the the Edward Cinema that I would
go to as a child.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And I was pretty good at a couple one. I
could not get past one. I could not get it.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
They had five games in one, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And you had to go a couple of them. I
was really good anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Uh, the correct answer, Eddie. The racetrack in Saudi Arabia.
People looked at the photos. It looks like something out
of Mario Karts, the real life Mario cart And you
gotta love American sports. It's all about the money, we
know that. And they are all on board taking that
Saudi oil money. They want to you know, Saudi Arabia
(18:03):
spending a lot of money to uh. It's called sports washing,
I believe, is the term where they're trying to get
in the good graces of Americans and they're spending a
lot of money, ridiculous amounts. Somebody there that that sovereign
fund of money which is ridiculously large, and so they're.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Just buying promotion on American sports like that.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
They've already purchased the you know, the whole golf thing,
they own that, and now they're trying to buy NASCAR,
and NASCAR is like the good old boys are like, sure,
why not, what the hell, We'll take your oil money.
And so according to the Business Journal, the Sports Business Journal,
they are on high level talks in Riad, Saudi Arabia
to host an event before the end of this decade.
(18:45):
I can get that, get that.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Money, that sovereign fund of money, which is next level.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Do they have a big following over there like baseball
has in Japan?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
NASCAR. Yeah, I would say no, but I don't open
wheel restaurant.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I know open wheel racing is very popular in Saudi Arabia,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I've never been there and I don't think i'd be
welcome there, So I don't know. I really couldn't tell you.
I don't think they would be happy if I showed
up there.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
But that fund is I know, we talked about a
lot with the golf and how insane the amount of
money was. It is just unreal how much money they
have to throw around. You're a trust fund, hedge fund. No,
the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund. Last time I checked,
it was worth nine hundred and twenty five billion. And
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they're just gonna buy off NASCAR and like they'll be
all right, We're good. Absolutely, there you go. David Wright
since says I came across the show months ago and
he actually had missed the liking the show, He says
he loves it. I appreciate that, David. God bless you
and thank you for listening. Otherwise, I believe the definition
shit of insanities. Spending all night talking and no one's listening,
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and you're just talking to yourself.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
And could you imagine.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I've been there. I've worked at radio stations no one
listened to and it was not good. Anyways, go to
the phones. We'll say hello to let's say hello to
Angry Bill. Are we still We're still doing the regular hour?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
We have to Cleen of Hearts later this hour too
much or not enough? Yes, I'm ready if you're ready. Oh,
this could be a while.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Now, Loraina isn't quite the mood. Boys, this could be
quite I got a good napping, Yes you did.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You're well rested.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Queen of Hearts with Loraina, So send your questions in
hashtag Queen of Hearts Angry Bill, whose bullpen.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Game cost the Dodgers a game in the World Series.
Hello angry Bill.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Well, before I make my comments, I just wanted to
remind blind Scott the callers a bunch of morons or
radios or whatever we did. He's the one has to
sit down to pee, so let's let's keep him straight. Ben,
let me ask you a question, nice, calm question. When
(21:01):
the starter starts a game, and he's a starter, does
he win every game he pitches? Tough question, Ben, Ben.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Are you choosing to ignore? I'm not I'm not engaged. Okay, okay, okay,
we were sure.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Maybe the gremlins attacked.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, the starter.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Doesn't win every game. No, the starter does not win
every game. Just like the boat thing.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Just take the l A your your fugez it blew
up and you don't want blew up in your face?
Speaker 7 (21:45):
You jerk, you you You're so freaking stupid, it's unbelievable.
You can put your baseball knowledge.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
And before you, like Coop hangs up on him.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
How many derogatory terms can he say before Coop decides
to find the hang up on?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, let's go to weed Man Hippie in Miami.
Hello weed Man from angry.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
About about weed Man over there? He loves me, he
loves the show. He's not a hole, He's not a schmuck.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Like that loser. How come I angry? Angry Bill his
brother had to die? Why is that? I don't understand
what's going on? Weed Man Hippie.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
So that guy's streaming. He hits home ones every game
going back to the World Series before.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
This does kind of seem like it.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
Wow, Like Jean calls, We've seen the home every game.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah, What's what's going on with you, weed man, what's new.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
With you and me?
Speaker 7 (22:46):
A new place to live there? Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, what happens? You got that phones?
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah? Yeah? But hey, I hate this guy.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
I don't like the people I'm here with. Just get
me out of here.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Are you liking bunk beds? Is this like a jail
you're in? Like I don't understand, Like you're in the city,
You're you're sharing a room with someone?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, yes, yes?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
And then there's six people in this house. It's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I mean it sounds terrible. Is that allowed? I didn't
even know that was allowed. How many bathrooms are in
the house? One? Oh my god, there's six people in
one bathroom?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (23:24):
And then yell at me where I'm are on TV
all day? I mean, I just hate you.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
I's more in place with my own room.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Then, now you know, you know what you could do,
weed man.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's get a partition and and put that in the
middle of the room to separate so it feels like
you have your own room.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah, but I need a TZ I mean, come on,
come on, you love the TV.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, but don't you watch some stuff on illegal Russian
streams anyway?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
So why do you need a TV. Then you know
Dick Quinn is like seventy thousand dollars, Well, then.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You buy when you're gonna spend all your money on
bitcoin back in the day, what happened years ago?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Remember you too, Remember you don't.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
You don't have to remind me of my financial mistake.
You should be you should be weed man, You should
be happy. You're laughing at me, but you should be
happy we made because if I had taken that advice,
you think I'd be staying up all night talking to you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
No, I'd been my mansion somewhere.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
But because I decided that that was a yeah, we
both Yeah, you if the if Wall Street hadn't crashed
in like nine was it nineteen eighty nine or something
like that, whatever.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah, where I lost all my money, so I would
have both tack coined.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
I would have been so rich right now.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
It would have been great.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, you would have been a made man man. Yeah,
oh yeah, well you know, but think of it like this.
It's uh, it's the burnt toast theory of life. You
ever heard of the burnt toast theory of life?
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I heard that. You've never heard that before? Really?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
No, no, all right, So the burnt toast thing is
like if you a lot of people get up in
the morning, you know, to go to work, and they'll
they'll make like coffee your toast or something like that.
And the burnt toast thing is if you, if you,
the theory is simple. You know, it's something small, like
in the morning, you burn the toast, but it actually
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ends up saving your life because if you had left,
like a minute earlier, you would have gotten into a
car accident, you would have died or something like that.
Oh right, So so maybe you would have if the
stock market hadn't crashed, you would have gotten a lot
of money, and you would.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Have bought like a you know, a private jet, and
you would have crashed somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Or if I'd gotten a lot of money, you know,
my third my third mansion, my third mansion would have
burned down.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So just go with that, weed man, Just go with
the burnt toast theory of life.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Exactly, Like when bad crap happens, it maybe it prevents
worst crap from happening.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
You know, that's the way to live your life. It's
a great way to live your life.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, look, you're so happy it's such a what
a contrast, what an economy from what we have?
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Hey, people sending in show, Come on, I haven't been
enough show.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
You want more joke, you want more airtime. You're upset
you don't get enough airtime.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
It was already like eight minutes and jokes last week.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, I know, we'll go.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
All right, people, I put the jokes in a lot
of them are so offensive. I can't use them on
the air.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Weed Man, I got I gotta go. Look at the time,
I'm I'm gonna screw up the whole hour. I gotta go.
All right, thank you, weed Man.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All right, it is the Ben Mallard Show. As we
roll on through these over nine hours. Do we have
a contesting coop? Are we ready to play the game?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Do we have someone lined up? I don't know. I
do not want that person. Do you want Poppy? No,
I do not want Poppy to play the game. That
is not so nobody else called. We have we have
full lines? I can I can ask one of these
other guys.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, all right, we'll see if we can just cancel
the game if no one wants to play, But we
certainly don't want Poppy playing because he will sabotage the game.
Ferg Dog says, oh oh that I can't read. That
was That was for you, Loraina. He sent me a question,
but it's for you, and keep those questions coming. In
Queen of Hearts with maybe with Lorena, she's in a
(27:17):
very goofy mood.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I'm freshly baked.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I have some suspicions why. I think that might be. Why,
So if you would like to be part of it,
feel free. Yeah all right, well yeah we'll play with that.
I hit that button right now. It's another Ben Meller game.
We've endored too many of these, hazy too much or
not enough enough already.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Say hello to our guy who is still waiting for
the Doyers to win a championship.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Would you rather see it at Yankee Stadium or Dodger Stadium?
Manuel in Guardina, you know I'm.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Gonna do it. Also, going back to the Tron conversation,
best video game ever? That one and Discustron were good.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You played it, we all played it.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
You're a regular lady, loved that game. But yeah, hey,
I'd rather watch them do it in the Bronx. Man.
That's shove it right in their face. Sorry, angry bill,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right, well, very good. Let's play the game. Here,
go ball, give you three questions, you get all three
ret you win the game? Three out of five? Is
all you need to do? It's too much or not enough?
Question number one? All right?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Since nineteen fifty there have only been four NFL teams
to start a season with eight straight games with at
least one hundred and fifty rushing yards?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Is that too much or not enough? That's not enough?
Let's find out as you right, No, it's too much.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
There have only been two teams to accomplish that, the
nineteen sixty Packers and the nineteen fifty six Bears. The
Ravens trying to become the third team this week. Question
two for Manuel and Guardina, Big Dodger guy. Since twenty
twenty two, Evan Ingram of the Jaguars has eight games
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with ten or more catches?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
That's gonna be.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Not enough? All right?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well, Guardian says not enough?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Is he right?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It's too much? He has six games which is still
the most by a tight end.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
I hate this game, then, love man.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, well, you're not doing very well.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
I tell you you're playing like the Dodgers did in
the playoffs the last couple of years, not this year.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Is this a bullpen game for you?
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Well, you're going to the bullpen, all right? Questions?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah? Question number three before.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
The Yankees win back on Tuesday night, teams down three
to zero in the World Series had lost seven straight
game fours.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
That's not enough?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Let's find out that is correct the Yankees. It was
actually nine about that last time? Last time? Eighteen? Wow, Hey, I.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Think we got a little crush on on poofy pans.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Don't choose nineteen seventy is the last time? Question number four?
You gotta get this one right.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Nicola Jokis had a fifth game of twenty five points,
fifteen rebounds fifteen assists against the Nets back on Tuesday
night when no one was watching.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I gotta say that too much?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
All right? Let's find out. Did you stay alive?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
No?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Man, Well, a bitch, it was not your kind of
like the Yankees after tomorrow, they won't be staying alive either, Benny,
don't they will not enough.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It was a seven then every active player combined. But Manuel,
I know, I know, I suck at that game.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
But anything to keep bobbing off the air.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
A little longer for all you save the American people.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
But we will.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I'm sure you'll call about the Dodgers.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Win later on to sure I get that lifetime supply
of nothing, you hear me?
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Yeah, Well, hey, Manuel, you have a gambling problem.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Manuel. When you when you want nothing, we will send
you nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay, So when you want nothing, the holidays are coming up,
the Ben Malor shows, the show that gives you nothing.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Well, I didn't regift that nothing, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, And as long as you live, and even your
future generations, we will give them nothing as well.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
And a round trip to nowhere, Oklahoma, as long as
they don't.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Any if you need them.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Love you, guys, We love you. Manuel. There's a great population. Ardina.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
We have the Queen of Hearts with and she's in
a very goofy mood. We might have to hit the
dumb buttons several times. Send your questions in you want
to call up for Lorena call right now eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
We'll get to all that, we will do it.
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Speaker 9 (32:44):
It's Ben Maller, It's up it, Boss good Lorrain at
ten nine, clean Up Hawks going on Healthy gear Rye,
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Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's right, you heard the Man's Time for Love night
Here on the Ben Mallor Show. Ben what we got
in the inbox?
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
All right, Lorraine in a very goofy mood here, this
will be very interesting. I cannot wait to see some
of these answers. JT.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
The Wingman has been to the last three Malor meet
and greets and says he's flying into Kansas City for
the malor.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Meet and greet.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We're doing not this weekend, but next weekend, says He says,
at what point in the relationship should I introduce my
girlfriend to my wife?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
That's a great question, guys.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Always you guys are always struggling when is the right
time to have the wife meet the girlfriend that what
do you recommend that?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
You know, that is a hard one, Ben, because depending
on your wife, she may be into you having a
girlfriend or she may not like it at all.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah she call a lawyer.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, yeah, So if you don't care about your wife's feelings,
you can introduce your girlfriend whatever time you want. If
you really want to be a player and play all
your cards straight, you don't tell your wife about your girlfriend,
but your girlfriend know about your wife.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Okay, Well, great advice yet again, Lorena. I mean, my god,
remember there just be a show called Love Line with
Doctor Drew. It's even better this advice here, I forty
ian writes in she says, if a heart attack victim
or he says, if a heart attack victim has been
given the all clear to resume marital relations with his
wife by his cardiologist, but his wife is scared that
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he'll die on her if they do, how.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Would you be conveyedd to resume said adult relations.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Now that is complicated. Okay, same with fornicating right after birth. Right,
you got to find a good time that it's actually
appropriate for you. But the worst case scenario is that
you die on top of your wife and she doesn't
want to be scarred like that.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
So if you want to do better, be better and
work out more, make sure that your heart can handle whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
She puts down on you.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Wow, all right, bro, okay, I forty in or you
can just follow JT. The Wingman's advice and give.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Him sure he's got it, and yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
There, she's a wing man, he's got all the all
the side plays.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Right, Cowboy Killer writes in boy these are great questions.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Is it okay for a couple in a relationship to
give each other hall passes?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
That's a great one.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I like to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
No. Now, there used to be an NBA player Andre Kirolinko,
this Russian guy, and one day a year he was
allowed to go out and stoop somebody else.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Okay, yeah, No, hall passes are fun if you're in
high school. But let's just if you want, if you
want to have an open relationship, have an open relationship, all.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Right, Dan G's in Connecticut. He's on the phones, Dan,
you're on with Lorraine. It's the Queen of Hearts, Dan.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Sorry, cooptain pressure button.
Speaker 7 (35:56):
What I'm here?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah you are? What's up? You sound very excited?
Speaker 7 (36:02):
Yeah you know. I'm just coming over work. But yeah,
why do dating apps suck so much?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Hate dating apps with the passion. Get off my phone, bro,
They're the worst. They're the worst. You can't meet anyone
like real, genuine on there. It's hard. I like hearing
your voice and knowing what your voice sounds like. So
dating apps just don't work for me.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Maybe you should do one of those old remember those
old clubs before your time, the rain, it a call
in things, you call up the dating chat.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Lines and all that. Yeah, never heard of it, Ben, Really,
Eddie will tell you about it.