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November 5, 2024 • 36 mins

Ben Maller talks about Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly calling the Yankees "lazy" and the "8th or 9th best" team in the playoffs, the Yankees avoiding giving Gerrit Cole an extra $36 million, Maller's Mountain of Money: P Diddy Edition, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our number three. Hey, don't
forget this weekend the Malord meet and greet. If you're
in the Kansas City area, We're going to be in Liberty,
Missouri on Saturday. I'm flying in for the weekend in
Kansas City. Cannot wait. I'll be at the Chiefs game
on Sunday. But we're doing a meet and greet on
Saturday two to four local time in Kansas City at

(00:22):
the Landing in Liberty, Missouri, home of the Ben Maler
Chicken figures to check that out here in hour number three,
it's all about the Dawyers. I know they're not playing,
but Dodger reliever Joe Kelly called the Yankees lazy and
the eighth or ninth best team in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
That is blank.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Also, how do you process the Yankees avoiding giving Garrett
Cole an extra thirty six million for now? And why
are the Athletics refusing to use Sacramento in the team
branding starting in twenty twenty five. We'll talk about that
as well. All of it's coming your way right now.
It's our number three. To the victor goes to the
trash talk. Welcome in the beginning of another.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
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change it up a little bit. We go where the
news of the day takes us. I love this story.
It's a baseball story. It's not about the GM meetings
which are going on in San Antonio. The post mortem
on the Fall Classic continues to be a thing. So

(02:17):
the Dodgers made quick work of the Yankees in the
World Series. Hellelujah, Hellelujah, Now they're basking in the afterglow,
and the guy that has the biggest mouth on the Dodgers,
his gums were flapping. We're talking about Joe Kelly. Now,
Joe Kelly forever a Dodger legend because he stuck it

(02:39):
to the cheating a holes and that was wonderful. We
all love that. Thank you Joe Kelly again for that.
He's not a very good picture. But if you didn't
hear what he said, maybe not. During the latest installment
of something called the Baseball Isn't Boring Podcast, No idea
what that is, but the Dodger reliever Joe Kelly roasted

(03:02):
the Yankees. He called them lazy and said they were
the eighth or ninth best team in the postseason. Now,
just to prove I'm not making this up, we have
some audio.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Here is Joe.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Kelly putting up the Yankees were the old word.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
We were saying every single game, just let them throw
the ball to the inn soil. They can't make a play.
I mean, you saw so he got an extra base
going a third on sloppy glabor play.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's it's well known.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
We all knew, I mean, were the Dodgers. We know
every little detail.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
They were the fun series.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean, they almost almost snagged a couple of wins,
you know what I mean. But I mean, if if
it was like it was like the NC DOUBLEA.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Like basketball, baseball, hockey or football, I mean like it's
it was just a mismatch from the get go, like
we had to playoff reranking like they might be ranked
eighth or ninth best playoff team.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like you're putting the Pagers ahead of them, You're putting
the Phillies ahead of them, You're putting the Mets ahead
of them. You're putting the Braves ahead of them. And
the Braves just got unlucky because they had to play
that doubleheader you're putting. I mean, the Guardians played like crap,
but the Guardians played better. It did better, deep better,
baseball around.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Like there's it was just a complete mismatch.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So he said, right, Dari spelled that. But wait, there's more.
So Kelly said, the Yankees are overrated, and then he
points out the difference the juxtaposition between the Doyers and
the mighty New York Yankees.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
We just had to play regular Dodger baseball. We didn't
play out of our bus. Wee crazy and we're gonna
win the World Series.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's facts like look at the team, look at the talent.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
RE ranked the teams and they're ranked eighth and they
played against the number one seed. So but like I said,
everyone knew we had we We go through numerous scouting reports,
videos like hey, look at this is a lot we
play like. I mean, we pay attention to every single detail.
You know, we have a lot of big superstars in
our clubhouse. But the superstars also care and aren't lazy

(04:49):
and play hard. So that's the difference in the biggest separator.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, so he calls Joe Kelly calls the Yankees lazy
and the eighth or ninth best team in the playoffs,
that is blank. So I've got home deep Bo, Piggy Bank,
and Mark Twain, and we will combine all of these
things together and we will make the Walk of shame,
which is what the Yankees had to do at the

(05:12):
end of the world.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They had to make the Walk of shame. They do
the whole walk of shame.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So the to answer the question Joe Kelly's saying the
Yankees are lazy and the eighth or ninth best team
in the playoffs. That is blank. The phrase I have
is fact based. That is fact based. Okay, in terms
of the lazy part, telling it like it is, and
I realized there is a thin line between genius and insanity.
But Joe Kelly had a bird's eye view. He didn't

(05:37):
play in the World Series, but he was there and
he didn't get into a game. However, this is not
exactly rocket science. It is not analyzing the Yankees. And
I've heard some gas bags and blowhard say, well, the
Yankers were not lazy. Well, if I'm not mistaken, didn't
Labor Torres or the Yankees get scalded by Aaron Bonett

(05:58):
one point for not hustling? And is he not also
caught during the World Series not hustling. Maybe I missed that,
but I'm pretty sure I remember it accurately. And so
the Yankees what they need is a gift card to
home Depot, because if you look at the Yankee roster,
the names are great, but they're lacking all of the tools.
They don't have all the tools. They have some toolbags,

(06:20):
but they don't have a lot of five tool players.
There the five most basic fundamentals, the big fundamental in baseball?
What are they right? They're throwing, catching, hitting, fielding, and
base running. And the Yankees are poor to really bad
at three of those five things, and they suck at fielding,

(06:43):
They are not very good at base running, and you
could argue catching as Aaron Judge dropped the ball in
center field. And the five basic things the Yankees are
not good at. Most of them. They won because of
raw talent to get to the World Series. And it's
more of an indictment of the rest of the American

(07:04):
League than it is about how good the Yankees are.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Secondly, speaking of the Yankees and speaking of fundamentally unsound
baseball players, the personification the epitome of laziness, Garrett Cole.
What an embarrassment to the mighty New York Yankees that
right handed stiff Garrett Cole will remain in the Bronx
now he had opted out of his contract. He remains
on his four year contract for another one hundred and

(07:28):
forty four million dollars. He opted out of that contract
over the weekend. The Yankees were gonna give him an
extra thirty six million, or at least that's what Garret
Cole thought, and then the Yankees said, you know what,
We're gonna play a game of chicken chicken.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
We don't think you want to leave the Yankees, and
we don't want to.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Pay you the extra thirty six million, And they said
they were not comfortable paying that fifth year on the
deal after the World Series concluded, so they didn't do it,
and Garret.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Cole agreed to stay with the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So how do you process how do you process the
Yankees avoiding having to pay for now Garrett Cole an
extra thirty six million large So for now, I'm gonna
give Brian Cashman a reluctant thumbs up.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
All right, I'm giving him a thumbs up on this.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It sounds on this side of the microphone like the
Yankees are planning to break the piggy bank at some
point and give Garrett Cole even more money than the
thirty six million. I hope that doesn't happen. So I'm
reluctantly for now giving them a tentative thumbs up. They
could turn that to a thumbs down at some point.
For the time being, that bonehead play by Garrett Cole,

(08:35):
which was the igniter Now Aaron Judge started the fire
by his misplay. But if Garrett Cole had just covered
first base, shown a little bit of hustle and gone
over to first base, then the Yankees would have given
him the extra thirty six million. But that should cost you.
That's a lot of money, thirty six million dollars. But

(08:57):
as Joe Kelly said, the Yankee are a dumb team
and they're a lazy team. And Brian Cashman, he put
this team together, this is his work. His DNA is
all over this team. So you must break the cycle
and stop rewarding bad behavior. And if you give Garrett
Cole more money, you're rewarding bad behavior. And if I'm

(09:20):
not mistaken, didn't the Yankees lose both of Garrett Coles
starts in the World Series? I believe they did, said
the wise men. All right, now, final thought, we head
now to northern California. There's a franchise relocation the former
Oakland Athletics, the Pride of the East Bay. But some
weirdos in the East Bay like the Giants instead. I
don't know why anyway, I'm kidding, all right, So why

(09:43):
are the Athletics refusing to use Sacramento in their team branding?
They announced that they will not use Sacramento all. This
had been the rumor, but they have now verified it.
They will just be called the Athletics or the A's,
but they will not be called the Sacramento Athletics or
the Sacramento in twenty twenty five and beyond.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
So why are they doing that?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I had several minutes of a Mallard deep dive
on this, and I am determined that the Athletics are
Dodo birds. That's why, right, they need to shrink. They
have deep issues here. They need to work out, do
some soul searching. This whole thing is silly, and I
don't know anyone that doesn't think it's silly. As Mark

(10:29):
Twain famously said, he had many wonderful coats. My dad
was a big fan of Mark Twain. Denial ain't just
a river in Egypt, right, Hello, you're going to play
in Sacramento. You're staying in California for now, You're not
in Oakland anymore. But you're going to Sacramento. It ain't
Casa Blanca, we know that, right. It's Sacramento. Ain't Paradise,

(10:52):
but that's where you're going to be hanging out for
the next couple of years, and it's your home, and
so you should embrace your home. I believe that, like don't.
You can have a mansion with eighteen bedrooms and ten
bathrooms and wonderful.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
And you can have a little crappy studio apartment, but
make it wonderful. And for the Sacramento Athletics, we'll call
them Sacramento, not that we'll talk about the A's very
much at all. I just I don't get why you
would not want to, at least for the short term,
embrace this. You know it's not gonna last more than

(11:29):
a couple of years unless the deal in Vegas falls apart,
and then obviously things change. But it's a halfway house.
But so be it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Who cares, right, embrace your halfway house. They're bailing you out.
You needed somewhere to play, and the owner of the
Sacramento Kings and some of the local hack politicians said, okay,
so you're stuck in Purgatory. That's your mailing address, and
Sacramento for now until the thing in Sin City gets done.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
But this was a missed opportunity, bag customer service, which
you should expect from a scumbag franchise like the Athletics
and the A's treating Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
You know what, They're treating Sacramento like.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Like a friend with benefits that you like sleeping with,
but you don't really want to go.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Out to dinner with.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You know what I'm saying, Like you're embarrassed, but you're like,
I'll hook up with you, but I don't want to
go have like, you know, breakfast or dinner or anything
like that. That's essentially we're doing now. I'm trying to
think of a cop of this, and it's not exact
because the team was not relocating, but they did. Years ago,
there was a team in New Orleans. At the time,
they were called the Hornets. Now they called the Pelicans.

(12:38):
The Hornets were reborn in Charlotte, the old Bob Kits.
It's very confused, but anyway, so the Hornets were ejected
from New Orleans. There was this horrible storm called Katrina,
and the infrastructure of New Orleans was destroyed, and so
they had to play somewhere else, and so they went
to Oklahoma City. And you know what they did. They

(12:59):
embraced Oklahoma City. They even, believe it or not, wore
uniforms that had Oklahoma City on them. Now, those weren't
their full time uniforms. They were called for that season
the Oklahoma City New Orleans Hornets, and then they moved
back to New Orleans and then they changed the name

(13:21):
to the Pelicans. But the point is they embraced where
they were. That's what you're supposed to do. That's the
classy thing to do. The A's are low class, they
are and this is embarrassing, right. And whether you like
Sacramento or not, and you think it's a nice place,
and maybe you don't, maybe you've never been there. It
gets very hot in the summer and there's a lot
of hack politicians move back politicians in Sacramento. But aside

(13:44):
from that, that's where you're gonna be, so embrace it.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
It is the Ben Mallor Show.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
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Speaker 2 (14:08):
Time now for the Mallor riddle of the day. And
here's the Malor riddle of today.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
We go to the NBA where Hall of Fame Ma
Loob City legend, great failure in the playoffs. Chris Paul
was very upset after someone on the Spurs blanked during
the pregame introductions. Again, Chris Paul very upset after one
of his teammates on the Spurs did blank during the

(14:34):
pregame introductions. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it with. Take more of
these riveting phone calls. We'll do all of that, and
we will.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Next.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
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(15:20):
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And I'll live from the tyrack dot Com Fox Sports
Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller. Get back to the calls.
Also coming up later this hour, we will have Mallow's
Mount of Money. But here's the Malar riddle of the day.
Chris Paul was very upset.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Future Hall of Famer there, Chris Paul very upset with
someone on the spurs, one of his teammates after they
blanked during the pregame introductions. I'm not happy about this.
Let's see, does anyone know the answer? Let's go to
the great Unwashed here, couldn't figure out the wordy from
the late night drug tester. Let's see Ferg Dog got

(15:59):
it right, badge by him, wore a blind ref costume
from Donkey Sausage. Chris in Kent, Washington, got it right.
Bad job by you, Chris, Shame on you. Who else
do you have? Page down choked on the chicken from
Alf the Alien o'piner. Lady sideburn said, dropped tushy twice

(16:20):
right right there in the face. Who else do we
have page down. Can't read that. Dante said one of
the team has kissed him. That would be awkward. Listener
Mason in Huntington Beach says, got mad when someone went
to Mexico on election day?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, who else do we have?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
A page down winked at his mother from Robin Minnesota.
Eke and Rose Old Minnesota said that did the full
Monty Marcus that boy, Malcolm says, gave the stone cold
Steve Austin middle finger salute to the fans, threw up
on his shoes from chipping the cues, poopy in the
pansies from slim Tim mooned him. From Johnny Q. That

(17:06):
is the answer here.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
What else do you have?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Ferk Duck says there any of the donuts from Darren
cinnamon roles. No, because and I agree with Darren on
this fg Dog. Darren pointed out they only had vegan
cinnamon rolls, and we do not do vegan, so I
agree with Darren. Anyway, Lorenda, do you have an answer
to the Mallord riddle of the day?

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I did?

Speaker 9 (17:26):
Actually, all right, what is it? I don't remember?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Okay, thank you? Yes, uh no.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
The correct answer of the raina is Chris Paul very
upset after someone on the spurs farted during the pream introduction.
What I was gonna say choked? Are you gonna say choked?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I was gonna say choked the moment, the moment has passed.
Let's go to the phones. The people would like to talk.
It is a talk radio show. And I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Even know who's is James still there? Are you still there?
James Ben? Oh that's not James. Wait a minute, I
recognized that is that transgender Dave? Indeed, Oh my god,
I recognize your voice on he said one word?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
One word? That is such a ree note. I can't write.
I got it write any transgender.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
Day if I'm impressed, transgender.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
David, is your last chance to get out get people
to vote right?

Speaker 6 (18:26):
That is correct, Today's the big day. I just wanted
to mention to you. You've never talked about the QAnon conspiracy.
Did you not know that we're being run by a
race of lizard people who are living off the blood
of children? You never know about that adrenachrome?

Speaker 10 (18:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Can any of them play for the rams because they.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Need some help anyway. The person who's exposing all this
is a mysterious figure named Q, and I just want
to let you know tonight.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh you aren't.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh my god, Eddie, this is cue.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
This is the guy. Wow, we're send this out on
social media, Cooper're breaking news.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Here's bigger than the time Donald Donald Sterling called the show.
Oh man, this reminds me there was a caller. Were
you here, Eddie?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
When this guy Monty called up from Phoenix and then
he had a breakdown on the air and said he
he had a different name and it was like Thanksgiving
and it was a wild story.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Sound familiar.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Okay, you must have not been here, But there was
this caller from Arizona, used to be one of my regulars.
He said he was using a fake name. He had
a come to Jesus moment on Thanksgiving and it was
it was wild. He put his like grandma on the
phone and they were all like it was it was
next And I've never heard from the guy again. And
so should we call you Q instead of a transgender Dave?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Well, the important thing is today's vote. After this, we'll
go back to transgender Day. Okay, you I just wanted
to uh oh, I wanted to ask you. I count
on your support man.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yes, yes, you have my full support. I fully your
your my favorite transgender callers.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Transgender Dave, Yes, everybody out there.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
How's that operation going? By the way, everything good on that?

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Oh you know, I'm still gender fluid, entirely gender fluid.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Last time I called in, I'm afraid I made a
really tasteless joke, and I just I've been thinking about it.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm going
to be doing that as often as possible.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I understand completely as we would expect. All Right, I
have a good luck.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I know you. You must go to bed. The big
day for you, and we'll see what happened. Okay, save
us from the lizard people. There, he goes, Transgender Dave.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
What a call.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Let's say hello to Jola, who's in Dallas in Big
d Hello, Jola, welcome.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
H Did I punch the I think I punched the
right line, I don't hear. Did Jola go away? Hello?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Joela? No, Joel? All right, James, you're still in jail. James,
are you there?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
James?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, you're still James. You're still in radio jail. Okay,
you're in the penalty box.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Why you know, what is what pardon? Pardon? All right, Eddie?
Should we give him a pardon? I don't know what
is what is donut daring? Think donut dare? Should we
give hollering James a pardon?

Speaker 9 (21:27):
He said negative?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Negative?

Speaker 8 (21:29):
A right?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Sorry sorry, James said donut da says no, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
He's speechless, he doesn't know what to say. He's he's
very emotional.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Let's say hello Tom Poppy in Sandy Ego, Hello.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
Poppy, Hello, good say. I was gonna try to picking
with Poppy versus Arena. Congrats are and that you went
to one and and also.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
How do you beat you again? How do you do? Poppy?

Speaker 11 (22:00):
I actually went to on one.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I don't know about that. I don't know nobody is
that true? Coop? You aren't even here.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
You don't even know I got the vikings right, and
uh I just missed on the Raiders two one. But
I was gonna say thanks for that man so and I.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
Was gonna say, hey, Lorena, enjoyed the donuts and sense
you know you're you're enjoying your donuts at the time
of giving, and you should be giving me the golden
ticket that Ben.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Malin case easy you should give it to me.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
Lorena.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I got no no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
No golden tickets. She already gave it, denied, rejected.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
I mean I just played it. I didn't give I.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Mean, if you play it, you've done it. No, you
can't play it. Give it, Bobby. That's that's not a congratulations, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's not an authentic golden ticket, Poppy, it's not I
think what I was gonna say.

Speaker 11 (22:56):
I know, I was gonna say real quick, Hey, you're
gonna be going into I know, Kansas City.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
So yeah, you're gonna you're gonna show up in Kansas
City this weekend, Malard meet and Green on Saturday in
Kansas City, Liberty, Missouri. Will be there at the at
the landing.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
It's gonna be there. I'll be there with you in spirit.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
And oh that doesn't help. I need you, I need
your body to be there.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, oh thanks, thanks, I'll try it.

Speaker 11 (23:16):
Ben Malli, Hey, I was going to ask you you're
gonna get over there picking with paper versus RNA. When
are we're gonna do the bit it. It's gonna be
on on Thursday. And I thought I was going to
ask you.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Then, Oh, you're worried about your bed. I will be here.
I'll be here all week.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Right, Oh, you'll be here all the way. I mean,
thank you. I'm not taking a train to Kansas City. Now.
On the way back there's some travel issues. But on
the way there, I'm good. Way back there might be
an issue.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
But on the way there be sure to catch live
editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays at two am
Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Did have top rank Kansas beating Howard, which is apparently
a team in the.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
School, not just a cousin named Yeah, yeah, cousin Howard.
Eighty seven fifty seven. Jay Owks have now one fifty
two consecutive home openers, so they have not I lost
at home in the home openers is nineteen seventy two?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Oh wow? Who they move to in nineteen s I
don't know. I was thinking about looking it up, but
then that would be kind of a lot of work.
But anyone to do.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
That thing called the internet, eddie type a couple of
words and it still comes up, and then it's not
that much work.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
How is your donut excellent?

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Did you see the blind people want us to post
our donuts?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
The blind people do yes, Why would they want us
to do that?

Speaker 9 (24:27):
I was curious about that myself. Maybe they're partially blind.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well, you've already eaten a good amount of I mean
I haven't had any yet.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
You beaten them.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I had the apple filled bear claw. Oh is it?
Apple field bar? Delicious? Thank you, Darren.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
I've had a maple bar and you had the maple bar.
I had it, yes, I had. Well, there's two.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Maple bars too, yeah, still one left? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
And I also had like a couple pieces of the
apple freighter. I had to try that.

Speaker 9 (24:56):
He was like, Lorena, take it away before I eat
it all? Please?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Am I allowed to take one home? Because I don't
think I can eat the apple fritter tonight. Well, the
one on the right's mind, that's fine. I don't care
which one I get. I just would like that.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
We're also getting a bare claw, and uh, I might
get something else.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
This is your show, Ben, You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Really, can you?

Speaker 11 (25:17):
Just?

Speaker 7 (25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's great your head.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I have noticed that, like Lorena does this, these guys
they don't.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
She hasn't been here long enough to understand. She's she's
understanding a little bit though.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Me and Ben our buddies.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's right, we're friends. We hung out together, we had
the part we had a drink. Yeah, on her birthday.
It was your birthday.

Speaker 9 (25:37):
Yes, it was a very special shot.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
She had me take shots on her birthday. I got
Ben drunk.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, that was right, and we've all been there.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
Would make me not feel special, all right.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't think I've ever had a drink with Coop.
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
But Coop doesn't drink, that's yeah, Well he does other things.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
You know. I did that in your backyard. I know
you did time aware that you did it, which is
very ballsy, by the way, considering who else comes to
the holiday parties, it's very.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I know, doubt it is, but it was not back.

Speaker 10 (26:11):
Then, and in my defense, it was not my idea. Actually,
let me guess it was the you blame the woman
that was there.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
No, it was it was Danny, all right.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
The G stands for Ganza. I like that anyway.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
It is the the Ben Mahler Show. We have a
fun fact. This is from.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Al fun fact. This is from alf.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
He says, in the eighteen seventies, cats were used to
deliver male in Belgium. Kitty cats but it was not successful,
so they did. They did try to use cats to
deliver mail. Who thought that was they must have been
smoking the gandra when they thought that was a.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
Good This is pigeons could deliver mail, like they can't.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
They actually can though, That's the thing they're actually getting.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Why can't a cat do it?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Wells? Cats are a holes? That's why.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Anyway, Ben's trying to in stall so that the game
is Oh no, no, do.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
We have our contestant. I don't see any contestants on
the board. See, I keep forgeting, have to like, I
know what am I supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm stalling. I wasn't. I wasn't throwing anyone over.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I was just waiting for someone to give me direction.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Otherwise I'll just put these random callers on the air,
and I don't do that.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
All right, all right, all right, I just okay, we're
just setting it up. We're not playing the game right now.
We're setting there. All right. Let's see here, let's see
any meanie miney mooo. All right, let's say hello to
David in Pensacola. Hello, David, welcome.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
David?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're gonna you're gonna do well on this game day.

Speaker 11 (28:01):
Uh yeah, I'm just a little bit thrown off that
I called the number and y'all got me.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
So I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Let's go shocking that we would give out the number
you would call and someone this night.

Speaker 11 (28:10):
Man, I'm a Sea fan.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm all right.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
David, who do you want to partner with? You got
Eddie over there, you got Coop.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You got me.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Let's go with you, all right, go wearing it. Let's
see how that works and we have let's see your
David and me, and let's go with Jordan, who is
in Cans City.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Hello Jordan, welcome.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Top in the morning.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
See you Ben. How's it going.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
It's going great, Jordan. You're you ready to do this year?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah? Let's do it City and Champions. Let's keep it rolling.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
You want to play with Eddie or Coop Eddie, Let's
get this done, all right?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Now?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Are you gonna beat the Meet and Green on Saturday?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
Jordan?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
You'll be able to make.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
It of course?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
All right? All right, man, all right, I look forward
to that. And don't be upset when I kick your
ass right now? Okay? I mean I love you for
showing up at the meet and greet. But I have
to you know, it's the show. I have to win.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
What are the categories here? Coupe real quick? Yeah, let's
get that going.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
All right, gentlemen, this is Malard's mountain of money.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
He did he edition? Oh wow, no bye, I mean
my god? Yeah, guess canceled.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
He turned fifty five on Monday.

Speaker 9 (29:22):
I got my oil.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Hold on, I think we're good.

Speaker 12 (29:24):
We can pretty much do whatever we want. Right because
of the election, No one's listening, Yeah, exactly. So the
categories are as follows. You have category one, I'll be
missing you, Category two, stay long, category will be doing
in jail, Category three, baby oil, Category four freak offs.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Oh all right, let me hold on a sake. Let
me make sure these guys are Let me put you up.
Line five here. Line five is David David. Which one
do you want? David David, Let's.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Go baby Oh look at this guy. What a freak.
He likes the baby oil. Okay about you, Jordan, Let's
go stay long, stay long, he says.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Stay long, all right, very good. Hold on, gentlemen, do
not hang up. And you guys that are on hold
that called to play the game. You hang on because
if these guys hang up, you're the backup. We'll have
it coming up moments away. Malar's Mountain of Money.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
We get to that and we.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Will do it next.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
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Speaker 8 (30:33):
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Speaker 2 (30:42):
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Speaker 8 (30:43):
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Speaker 2 (30:47):
On Instagram at Ben Maller. On Fox and I.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Live from the Tirerack dot com, Fox Sports Radio Studios,
It's Ben Malor.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Now who Mailer's Mountain of Money?

Speaker 10 (30:57):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
Do what it takes to get to the top. Probably not,
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
We have David in Pensacola, Florida.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
He is ready to go and he has teamed up
with me.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Ben Jordan is in Cannes City.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I'll meet him on Saturday at the Malor meet and greet,
and he is teamed up with Eddie.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
So unfortunately he's going to lose. And let's get the
party started.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Coop, you said this is you pick this category or
you picked the game. You called it the P Diddy edition?
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Very interesting choice to honor P Diddy.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, and I believe you picked David the baby oil category.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Is that correct? All right?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
These slippery athletes were able to avoid jail time despite
being accused of a crime and in some cases convicted.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Are you ready? Forty five seconds on the clock?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
We need first in the last name here would go
died in a helicopter crash.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Star with the Lakers, That is correct.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Ravens Hall of Fame linebacker, where's the white suit?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Gray? Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
A fab five college basketball star. He called a time
out when they had none. Played with the Sacramento Kings.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
I don't know if.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
That is wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
How about this greatest linebacker in NFL history for the
New York Giants in the nineteen eighties, broke a guy's leg. Yes,
uh started the malice at the Palace, changed his name,
played for the Pacers and the Lakers and other teams.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
We're world peace?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No right?

Speaker 11 (32:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
That's not I mean, that's not that's his old name.
He's it changed.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
The time ran out too lately.

Speaker 10 (32:46):
All right, well you got you got seventy points. Chris
Weber was the Fab five one.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
SEWB Oh okay, yeah, how soon we forget?

Speaker 10 (32:55):
All right, I'm moving over to Jordan and Eddie Jordan.
You picked day long correct, Yes, all right. These athletes
had some of the longest careers in their sports.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
This is so easy. This cdger was so easy. Forty
five seconds on the clock.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
Begin Packers Hall of Fame quarterback before Aaron Rodgers, Greatest
Hall of Fame wide receiver, forty nine ers Hall of
Fame pitcher, best known for the Rangers and Astros, greatest
strikeout pitcher. Yes, Eric Canada and the NBA from North
Carolina played for the Raptors. Oh yes, former Patriots kicker

(33:38):
won multiple Super Bowls also with the Colts. Yes, number
double zero for the eighties Celtics center that no, no, no,
after that, not that long ago.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Terrible clue. Addy Robert Parris, Robert Parrish. Yes, that's all right,
good job.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, one hundred and sixty points.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
So who intimidated back? Well, party, you didn't know who
Chris Webber was, and let's go. Ron Artest was.

Speaker 10 (34:18):
So, I mean, let's go, David. Would you like I'll
be missing you or freak offs?

Speaker 6 (34:24):
You're a freaks.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I knew this guy was a freak all right, David?

Speaker 10 (34:31):
Come on, these athletes have all been known to party hard.
Forty five seconds on the clock begin the greatest golfer
of all time.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yes, tight end for the Patriots when in the Tom
Brady Hears Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Tight end. Not in the Hall of Fame. Yet he's
on Fox. Yes.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Uh, he played at USC was a star there, played
for the New Orleans Saints running back. He's also on
Fox's College Football. Yes, how about this? Won the Heisman
at Texas A and M party guy played for the Yes,
nicknamed Broadway, played for the Jets in the nineteen sixties,

(35:10):
and Yes, closer for the Giants from six to twenty twelve.
The Beard a Major League Baseball closer for the Giants.
No NBA players father with that's good shit.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
Brian Wilson was the closer that you missed there, But
have two hundred and thirty points.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Now, all right, point we won the game. You need I.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Don't know seventy points.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
All right, no chance, all right, just quit right now, Jared,
I'll be missing Jordan, Jordan, and Jordan's.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Sorry.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
I'll be missing you is the category I'll be missing.
These athletes all retired recently. Forty five seconds begin. A
former Eagles center.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
His brother Travis is a star tight end for the Chiefs.
Right uh, former Clippers star. He won the dunk contest
when he jumped over a car. Yes, I think we won,
right there. Former Night number the number number the Rams
choke Keddy defensive the year for the Rams, number ninety nine, show,

(36:13):
do not joke. Number ninety nine for the Rams defensive
Player of the Then I know number ninety nine for
the Rams defensive player of the year multiple times.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
That's even cheating, Ben, I didn't. There was no cheating.
It's a I was talking show. You guys going again.
You're not a good guy at all. You are like,
he's not no by you, wonderful job. He was active
at all. I wasn't.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I was not a grass. You're a loser.
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