September 27, 2024 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jason Kelce defending Eagles coach Nick Sirianni, Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel hinting at a QB battle with some saying Tyler Huntley is in the lead, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our dumber three.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On this Friday, the twenty seventh day of September is
Nick Sirianti tries to weather the storm in Philadelphia. He
got a vote of confidence from Jason Kelsey. We'll talk
about that. Also, Jamar Chase is feeling good even though
the Bengals are zeroing three. What does that signal to you?
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We'll talk about all that, plus lame jokes of the week.
Right now here, it is our number three, an NFL
coach under siege as we head into week four. Well come,
in the beginning of another.
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I know Blake in Arkansas, big fan of the show there,
and he likes that number ten thousand. I think he's
lost about ten thousand betting on college football so far
this year. But I digress.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Our lead this hour not.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
From the Cowboys barely getting by the Giants, but it's
from Philadelphia down nine to ninety five from Jersey. The
Philla Eagles have a two and one record. They blew
a game to Atlanta, so they're two on beat green Bay,
and then they won last week against the Saints. They
played Tampa. It's a winnable game, although they're dinged up,
(02:14):
so they're doing okay. But the big story in the
Delaware Valley continues to be the work of Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
He is under siege.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Nick Siriani, and the team sucked at a time you
cannot suck. Last year, we know what happened the great
implosion heard round the NFL in twenty twenty three. Well, now,
former Eagle turned television pundit Jason Kelsey has entered the
chat and he has commented on the Bird's coaching situation.
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I don't know if you heard what he had to say,
perhaps perhaps not so what do you think he said
Do you think he said, A, this guy blows, He's
the reason the Eagles fell apart, B no comment or see,
I love him and I want to lick his toes.
All right, pens down. Well, it wasn't quite see, but
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it was close. It wasn't exactly that, but it was close.
Jason Kelsey waxing loquacious about Nick Sirianni, saying wholeheartedly is
a quote wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's the best team meeting coach.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I've ever been around. He holds guys accountable, he holds
guys accountable.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let us discuss question. Here's here's the question of the hour.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
To begin the hour, Jason Kelsey has publicly defended Eagles
coach Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do you find this significant in any way?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I've got Shriners, see as an ocean, and hump Day,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we'll toss them into the brain bucket, is what we're
going to do. So, first of all, my advice is this,
take whatever wisdom Jason Kelsey says about the Philadelphia Eagles
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with a.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Pinch of salt.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And here's why. A. He's not very far removed from
playing b Who knows he might come back and play again.
If the Eagles have a chance and they lose one
of their starting offensive linemen a center, he'll probably come back. Also, Kelsey,
I believe, is still getting a check as a team ambassador,
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so he's on the payroll and in the court of law,
and I realize we're not in the court. We're in
the court of sports radio. But in the court of
sports radio, a key witness has been compromised. Right. It
is one of the reasons you should always ignore freshly
retired players. They're too close to it. They become blowhards.
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Jason Kelsey is still part of the family in Philadelphia, right,
And he's still wearing the little Shriner's hat. He's part
of the fraternity and all that. And he's got a
little car. The mantra in sports that was passed down.
I was told this started with John Wooden, the old
Wizard of Westwood, that his teachings, his philosophy, and UCLA
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won all these championships back in the day and all that.
But his philosophy was never say anything unkind about another person,
And so coaches have picked that up. They all have
a public and private position, but players also and so
John Wooden would not take part in criticism. So that's
why he never succeeded as a broadcaster. But my question,
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and seriously, if somebody in Philadelphia fats in Philly are
one of my guys in Philly, can tell me. I
don't understand in one of my bosses on the TV show,
one of the big executives lives in Philadelphia, a huge
Eagle fan, a right kind of a cynical guy. But
I don't think he knows the answer either. What does
Nick Sirianni do other than talk to the media, like serious,
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serious questions? But I know that as I understand the
power structure, the totem pole in Philly, Kelen Moore is
completely involved. He's all immersive in the offense. It's his baby,
and Vic Fangio Uncle Vic is the defensive guru.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So what else does Sirianni do?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He talks to the media, and according to Jason Kelsey,
he has very very nice team meetings. Okay, sounds like
clap on, clap off the clapper, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Secondly, to Miami, me we go Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm old enough to remember when the Dolphins fancy themselves
are contender, all right, Now they're looking like a pretender
without too a tongue of by loa and no backup playing.
Now the Dolphins right now are trying to decide who
to start at quarterback. They've got Tyler Huntley and Kim Boyle.
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I'm not kidding one of them will start on Monday night.
Here is Mike McDaniel rambling on. Listen to this, the
quality of this SoundBite as he tries to tell you
who the quarterback is going to be.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I have in my mind what I think how it
could play out. However, it's a little premature for a
multitude of reasons. And the very last been the competitive
advantage piece.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A lot going on today, a lot that's gone on
the last forty eight hours, and you kind of want
to instead of wishing something into existence, the quarterbacks that
will be participating today will get action and great opportunity
and well as the week progresses. I think I'll be
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sure to shout it from the top of a building
when we know.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That, Wow, that is a head coach in the NFL
for a multi billion dollar franchise. So Mike McDaniel. You
just heard what he said. You're a Dolphin fan? How
you feeling right now? How about doomed? How about doomed? Right?
And how many times did he say or ah? Which
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is a dad? You know what that he's having trouble communicating.
It's a conversation manager, and it is a signal to
someone else. If you say and a lot, you don't
know your tongue time, right, you don't know what you're saying,
(09:09):
all right. So my other thoughts here quarterback row Nation, armageddon.
Mike McDaniel and the Dolphins right now are stuck between
the devil and the deep blue seat.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They are.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
There's an old football adage, and it works for all sports,
but in football it's if you have two quarterbacks, you
don't really have one. Snoop Hunley former Raven is marginally better.
I say marginally better only because you'd rather have an
accual boil on your toukas than Tim Boyle playing quarterback.
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And even with a stable of playmakers, Miami, Miami, Miami,
they're cooked. They are absolutely cooked, all right. Final thought
to Cincinnati. We go to Cincinna, BEng goes off to
the ozer and three start and they played the Carolina
football team this weekend. Jamar Chase, he talked to the
(10:08):
media this week. He says that he wasn't having fun,
was not having fun the first two weeks, but now,
he says, making those big plays on Monday Night football
in the loss against the Washington football team brought the
joy back. So I know you're you're gonna rest easy.
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The joy is back, he says. It feels like the
bs of the offseason is behind him. So what is
your viewpoint on this commentary by Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So this is.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
A candid camera behind the scenes, and every day for
Jamar Chase, every day is hump day. He is a
stat humper, is what he is. Hump hump, hump, and
Jamar Chase is looking out for Jamar ches I get it.
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The bank didn't pay him, right, so he's got to
keep compiling massive stats and whether the Bengals win or not,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And he didn't get paid.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And so he's a man on the mission in every yard,
every catch, every touchdown. Chi ching, chi ching, chi ching
is how that works. It is the Ben Mallard Show.
If you would like to be part eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox. We'll go through some calls here
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sixty nine. Also on X at Ben Mallor. That is
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the program. Time now for the mallor It of the day.
And here it is. I think we need like pig
imaging for the malor rid of the day.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But here it is.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Boston College head football coach Bill O'Brien, Billy, Oh, they
call him Bill O'Brien, So he told the story. Recently,
he said, Matt Castle, back in his New England days,
Matt Castle called Bill Belichick out for having blank during
a Patriots quarterback meeting. Again, for those of you not
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paying attention, turn up your hearing, aid malar riddle of
the day, Bill O'Brien said. Matt Castle, old quarterback called
Bill Belichick out for having blank during a Patriot quarterback meeting.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day. The answer,
We'll get to it and we will do it.
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Next.
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Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And time now for the mallor Riddle of the day.
And here's the mallor riddle of day. Boston College football
coach Bill O'Brien, he was on a podcast recently and
he said that Matt Castle, the old quarterback, called Bill
Belichick out for having blank during a Patriot quarterback meeting.
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And that is the malor riddle of the day. What
is the answer, And let's see Milkman Mike in Colorado
says Belichick was baking brownies. Berg Dog says having his
hat on backwards?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
How about new.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
How bad is it every time I see a football
coach with a hat like the Falcon coach Quinn wear's his.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Hat back commanders.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now, oh, commanders, that's right, yea, but I think of Coward.
That's the person I think of when I think of
a coach wearing their hat backwards. Who else do we
have page down? Let's see here a giant ice sculpture
of him and Tom Brady from Tommy d in case.
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Clam says, the answer is Belijackie was called out for
playing a word game on his phone. Malard prop guy.
We got to get him back in here. Malaprop guy,
he says, Ayahuasca smoothies is the answer. Who else do
we have page down? Shepherd's Pie, Gordon Ramsey's Shepherd's Pie.
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Who else having the sleeves and neck cut off of
all of his hoodies from Sean and Portland. Andy from
Lionel Lakes in Minnesota says the player called him out
for having a soft football soft balls far out. Dave says,
Philly Titans. Something was sticky, sticky something something I don't
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know what that is.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Who else do we have page down?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Matt the Warrior Raider fan said, Bill O'Brien called out
Matt Castle for microwaving fish during a quarterback meeting. Yeah,
you should never microwave. Never microwavefish. Now, we had one
rule when I started at the company, coming to when
it came to the kitchen, there was one rule that
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one food we could not eat at Fox Sports Radio
for the first probably ten years of Fox Sports Radio.
Do you Eddie, do you remember what the food we
could not eat was and we couldn't make it work?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Was it pop corn?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, no, I've burnt like three bags here.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, the guy, the guy that you should be fired.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
One of the greatest people I've ever met my radio journey,
a guy named Craig Kitchen who's now an agent for
like Jim Rome and all these big radio people. But
or he ran the company and he was so triggered
by the smell of burned popcorn that he would not
allow anyone to make popcorn. It was very odd. Anything
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else was allowed, but popcorn was not allowed.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Reminds me, reminds me of Mike Keith Olberman story. I think,
do you remember this one? I used to work a
Looney was over there on the set their Best damn
Sports show.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then they.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Had the the the you know, their spin off of
Sports Center that they tried, and Oberman was there and
they had a popcorn machine that and you could have
as much free popcorn as you wanted.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh wonderful.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
But then Keith Oburn complained he didn't like the smell,
and they removed it and and everyone absolutely hated Overman's
guts from that day on.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Wow, yeah, yeah, do you see Oberman?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You shuck? You know that scandal with RFK it was
like hooking up with that reporter.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
And you know, I don't, but go ahead, I know.
So this I just somebody told me because it involves Oberman.
So this woman reporter was she really got the school.
Apparently she was like hooking up with the RFK uh
and then she used to date Oberman. How about that?
As an old guy Oberman Oberon doesn't drive right.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, No, he's got that eyesight. And yeah, you know
who he used to have a huge crush on. No,
Rebecca Lobo. Really, yes, people, he loved Rebecca Lowe. Well
he's a tall dude and she's a tall lady. So
I see like that.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I I sat I sat next to Oberman at a
couple of dodgery games. And but at that time he
was like a political pundit and uh, he was very annoying.
He had he talk to you like he knew everything
about baseball. Yeah, he's a real I mean I don't
I mean I don't know him or he seems like
an a hole on.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Anyway, all right, I gotta pay off the riddle. Enough
of that, we started talking about Keith Oberman. Uh slug
said dingle berries during a meeting, having dingle berries.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So Bill O'Brien said.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Matt Castle called Bill Belichick out for having blank during
a Patriots quarterback meeting.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And that is the mallar riddle of to day.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And Eddie, do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
He called him out for being on his phone on
his snap face account.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No, Matt.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Matt Castle called out Bill Belichick for having smelly feet.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Smelly yeah, bet Rex Ryan thought they smell good.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It appears that Belichick wears shoes without socks. And then
we'll take the shoes off the really beautiful feet walk around.
Let's go to Andrea, who's in the Bay Area as
the A's have played their final game in Oakland. Hello Andrea, Well,
hello Ben, how are you if I was any better
(19:16):
at DNA, but not in Oakland A because they're done.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I know.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
This was really quite a moving tribute. It was really
well done. And I got to say, my favorite tourist
besides you, Barry Zito May thirteenth, nineteen seventy eight. He
sang the national anthem and did really well. And I
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just wanted to kind of mention that I started my
sports astrology career with the A's in two thousand and two.
I was already a credentialed astrologer, and I mixed my
two loves of baseball and astrology and Zeno. I saw
him doing yoga in the outfield and an A's game,
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and it's like, hmm, I guess a whole new generation
of players have a right. So I thought that was
quite interesting. So I called on the postgame and I said, yeah,
he's a guitarist. He has that determined, you know, persevering, dependable,
enduring nature. But Son opposed Geronis he has a very
eccentric side, and sure enough he did. And I would
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sit in the stands of the coliseum and his parents
would be there from LA and they'd come down whenever
he'd have a pitch, I think four or five days,
and I would funnel the astrology information to his mom,
who was really open to astrology. The dad was a virgo.
He's like, excuse me, ladies, I'm going to chart every
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pitch that Barry throws. And I would funnel the information
to his mom and she would give it to him,
and he was totally open. And then there was a
show called Extra Innings and I'd call in. I mean,
everyone has an opinion, I share mine about the sports astrology,
and they signed me up for the astrology minute, so
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I talk about all the a's.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, what year was around.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Two thousand and two believes Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
My god, he won the year.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
And his transits changed for the worst when he went
to the Giants and got that big contract. Neptune oppose
his Mars well, you know me, crucial planet for an athlete.
So uh that said, he was, Yeah, I wanted to
say young, and he's like twenty three and five. One
year he won to say young.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And you know with oakraland for a couple of years
he was one of the top pitchers.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, yeah, he sure was. And that curveball. So he
was just a really eccentric person. And he'd played guitar.
He'd have these events called Zto Unplugged, A's Unplugged, and
there was someone that was there with a poster and
it said planet Zto and he adopted that name, so
they'd have like posters in the stands Barry planet Zto
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and I saw that again. So it was really just
kind of a nice trip down memory lane. And there's
like forty six thousand people, the most ever for a
stadium that's closing, so you know, it was very bittersweet.
Everyone kept calling it that, but it really brought back
a lot of memories. And I was actually in the
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audience when they filled Moneyball. They wanted to just volunteer people.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
To the audience.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Yeah, they had just stand.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Did you get on Camra at all?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
That I don't remember. There just thousands of people in
the stands to fill up the Colisseum, So you know,
there was like open casting hall to show up and
we'll put you in the stands for Moneyball. So it
wasn't like an individual thing. They just wanted a crowd
of people to have the stands look crowded. So that
was kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Maybe maybe the should have been doing that the last
couple years. Hey, you want to come out fill up
the ball those people here, we'll charge you. We'll charge
you eight hundred dollars for a kernel popcorn, but you
can sit in the ballpark.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Oh no, you mentioned it. That was That would have
not been a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All right. So, Andrea, now that they're done in op yeah,
are you going to make the trip up the Sacramento
to see him? Or is that it? You're done?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
You know, on a spiritual level, you know, I'll hold
space for them wherever they are, But physically I really
do not see myself going to Sacramento. I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
All right, Well, thank you for reminiscing, and thank.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
You for all right allowing me to remeni.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
All Right, be good.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
There she goes Andrea Virgo in service on X.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
We'll do lame jokes, but I want to take a
call or two. Let's say hello to helmet Man. Hello,
helmet Man, he's a superhero. Helmet Man.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was looking for you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I was at so Far on Sunday at that Ram
forty nine er game, and I couldn't find you. I
didn't see anywhere.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I was up there at six pm.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh I was gone by then. Yeah, I was out
of there. Yeah, I was out of there by then. Yeah.
Game was over. Came in her about four o'clock a
little after that.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Do you do better business after a game or before
a game? Helmet man?
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Before?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Why were you not out there before the game?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Then?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I fell?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Is that drop?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Classic? Helmet man?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No way is that? Didn't you just say that you
fell asleep?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, helmet man, I love you man.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I'm guaranteed, I guaranteed a bit. I'll be who You'll.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Be there on Sunday. On Sunday, the Chiefs are coming
to town play the charge.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
There in my raisins are guaranteed to win at home.
We're gonna be Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If they if they don't win, if they don't win,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Oh, I'll just lay back and uh yeah and uh well, oil.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
In, helmet man. Where are you gonna be, helmet man,
where exactly you're going to be on Sunday? Before I gain,
I'll come. I'll find you on Sunday. Tell me where
you're gonna before the game.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
I'll be over there with the NFL uh patches on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, NFL network, the NFL network studios.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, you know where that logo is on the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, that's where the NFL TV studios.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Stand.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Over the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, there's a million in parking I said, if I stadium,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
They have like a like a fake little football field.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, stand over there, I stand over there.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'll be able to find you.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Oh okay, I can be there over there all.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Together early though.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Yeah, but I usually stop first at that parking lot
where you can see the seventy eleven.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Okay, I don't know where that is I have. I
have no idea, but I thank you helmet man a
big fan. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, I gotta go,
Sir scratch Off. The hits just keep coming, Eddie, Sir
scratch Off is in Arkansas. Hello, Sir scratch Off.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
What what's going on?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Being man?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I get a think, Man, he's.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Gonna fall asleep there if I got on the radio,
Man four down right now.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I want to make your high way from Saint Louis
omiphus and I thought I've seen your girl going down
the road on a bicycle with Toto on the back
of the basket.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
You know, So I wasn't sure what's going on with
you today? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, I'm doing a talk show. I got a TV show.
I know you love my TV show. You watch it
every week, right, so scratch off? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Was you? Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Was you really waiting for the forty nine ers to
get beat?
Speaker 9 (27:17):
I mean, uh, to win that game? Because you know
we do have a bad deal with them at times.
But I was happy knowing we won that game. Was you?
Was you picking them at the first before you started
that Beamy?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, you saw the show. You know who I picked, right?
You know who? But uh, I don't need to tell
you because you watch the show every week. More importantly,
the Rams have like the worst pass defense in the NFL,
and now they play the Chicago Bears this weekend.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
So yeah, I can't wait. Dude, you have to just
Blake from Arkansas. Even the same guy, thank you if
he talks on the ticket and he knows who I'm
talking about. But we got a big old Bears fan
named jayc on the one of the radio stations, and.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I jack him everything.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Those Bears, man, they try to get better every year.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You know, yeah, I hear you, but I.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Want to know where he's from. Oh, Blake, I bet
he's from Hey. But anyway, being let me ask you
something real quick. Do you think we got a chance
in anywhere up?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Hell?
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Getting twelve games are over with Rams?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No, the Rams will be in that eight nine if
everything goes right, ten win area. Really it'll be right
around there. Yeah. Yeah, they're an average you have a
chance to make the wild card, but they're an average team.
I'm realistic. I'm realistic. They're not They're not great, but
they're not terrible. They're somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, I'm all over that.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
But I I you know, i'd be toiled because I
think it's gonna be okay. But I tell you what,
we got to do better than the first two games. Man,
they suck you lost in games.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know, well, they didn't show up against the card
and it's the Rams they they did have. They should
have beaten the Lions. That was that was there for
the taking. So all right, I think you, sir, scratch off.
I gotta leave time because big bands, lame jokes of
the week are currently warming up as you. Yeah, I
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I really did.
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And right to the jokes with you. Hello, is we
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Sold I nowhere.
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Guy, my roommate would be made.
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I want fake to die.
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Alight, you're in Hollywood, hooray for Holly. You would all right?
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Let's get to the jokes. So these are actual jokes
by actual listeners.
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If you would like to send a joke in for
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at gmail dot com. That's Ben Mallers Show at gmail
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That's eat in Roseville, Minnesota.
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Why doesn't Lizzo work on a cattle ranch?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, it turns out she has trouble keeping two calves together.
Georgia Uvaldi Texas. Why did Lizzo move to India? Why, well,
she heard there's a there's a new deli there, and
she's excited about it.
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That's a classic joke right there.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's our Gordon and Takoma. This one's from Noah in Austin. Hey,
we made you hear that Lizzo is going to be
in the new Avatar movie. No, yeah, yeah, she's not
a firebender, not an airbender, she's.
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A chair bender.
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We now know why Lizzo finally wants people to stop
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Why well, apparently she's tired of.
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Being the big butt of the joke.
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The big butt of the joke.
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Hey you, Server Todd.
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We might actually have to change these soon. By the way,
I know she's apparently losing weight.
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I know, I saw. Yeah, Well we'll.
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Find the hearts, well.
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Said, we'll find another fat person that you know we
had Bartola Colombe before her.
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Well, I'm sure there's another, yeah.
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Of course. Yeah, although this epic fan it's going to
ruin the whole day anyway. What did weed Man say
after he proposed to Lizzo? What I can't wait for
our big fat weeding. That's uh, Dennis Dennis in Detroit.
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How does weed Man spell food?
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Wow?
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E B Tuh? You got the E B T and
your Obama phone?
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Right, You're good to go.
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That's in Roseville, Minnesota. Any joke, Coop, No, No, I
saw them? Yeah, I know, I used that one too soon.
Why is weed Man's future looking better?
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Why?
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Well, it turns out you're you're thinking outside the box
weed Man. That's from chipping the queues. Well, why did
weed Man Hippie get kicked out of the band? Why
because he's a dead beat and they didn't want the band.
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It's a band in Minnesota, all right. Who missed weed
Man the most while he was in jail?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
The mice, the roaches, and the flies, that's who.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
All right.
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It's a Noah in Austin.
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Well exciting news.
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Uh.
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Do you know where weed Man lived in New York
City for ten years?
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Where?
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Central Park?
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That's where it's a surfer Tide their comedian. Do they
allow homeless in Central Park? Weed Man? They probably do? Yeah.
Why does weed Man Hippie or what does what does
weed Man Hippie use at his home address? When filling
out for a Forest home address. We're filling out paperwork.
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What the serial number on your trash can is what
we use?
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All right? Well, the big hurricane made.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Landfall in Florida and the Florida Panhandle this week, but
it avoided Miami. Yeah, it's great news for people who
didn't want to shelter with weed Man Hippie Forge in Rochester, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Why does weed Man Hippie hate his new apartment?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Why, well, it has a functioning shower and a toilet
that's not made out of beauty, bark and dirt.
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That's Gordon in the Tacoma.
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Franklin Fargo sent this one in What is Weedman's favorite
Vegas act?
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What the rat pack loves?
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It?
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Loves the rat pack There it is big beds, lade jokes, buise,
take a wee bed
Hello and welcome. It's our dumber three.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On this Friday, the twenty seventh day of September is
Nick Sirianti tries to weather the storm in Philadelphia. He
got a vote of confidence from Jason Kelsey. We'll talk
about that. Also, Jamar Chase is feeling good even though
the Bengals are zeroing three. What does that signal to you?
(00:26):
We'll talk about all that, plus lame jokes of the week.
Right now here, it is our number three, an NFL
coach under siege as we head into week four. Well come,
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and he likes that number ten thousand. I think he's
lost about ten thousand betting on college football so far
this year. But I digress.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Our lead this hour not.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
From the Cowboys barely getting by the Giants, but it's
from Philadelphia down nine to ninety five from Jersey. The
Philla Eagles have a two and one record. They blew
a game to Atlanta, so they're two on beat green Bay,
and then they won last week against the Saints. They
played Tampa. It's a winnable game, although they're dinged up,
(02:14):
so they're doing okay. But the big story in the
Delaware Valley continues to be the work of Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
He is under siege.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Nick Siriani, and the team sucked at a time you
cannot suck. Last year, we know what happened the great
implosion heard round the NFL in twenty twenty three. Well, now,
former Eagle turned television pundit Jason Kelsey has entered the
chat and he has commented on the Bird's coaching situation.
(02:47):
I don't know if you heard what he had to say,
perhaps perhaps not so what do you think he said
Do you think he said, A, this guy blows, He's
the reason the Eagles fell apart, B no comment or see,
I love him and I want to lick his toes.
All right, pens down. Well, it wasn't quite see, but
(03:10):
it was close. It wasn't exactly that, but it was close.
Jason Kelsey waxing loquacious about Nick Sirianni, saying wholeheartedly is
a quote wholeheartedly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's the best team meeting coach.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I've ever been around. He holds guys accountable, he holds
guys accountable.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Let us discuss question. Here's here's the question of the hour.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
To begin the hour, Jason Kelsey has publicly defended Eagles
coach Nick Sirianni.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do you find this significant in any way?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I've got Shriners, see as an ocean, and hump Day,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we'll toss them into the brain bucket, is what we're
going to do. So, first of all, my advice is this,
take whatever wisdom Jason Kelsey says about the Philadelphia Eagles
(04:19):
with a.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Pinch of salt.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And here's why. A. He's not very far removed from
playing b Who knows he might come back and play again.
If the Eagles have a chance and they lose one
of their starting offensive linemen a center, he'll probably come back. Also, Kelsey,
I believe, is still getting a check as a team ambassador,
(04:44):
so he's on the payroll and in the court of law,
and I realize we're not in the court. We're in
the court of sports radio. But in the court of
sports radio, a key witness has been compromised. Right. It
is one of the reasons you should always ignore freshly
retired players. They're too close to it. They become blowhards.
(05:07):
Jason Kelsey is still part of the family in Philadelphia, right,
And he's still wearing the little Shriner's hat. He's part
of the fraternity and all that. And he's got a
little car. The mantra in sports that was passed down.
I was told this started with John Wooden, the old
Wizard of Westwood, that his teachings, his philosophy, and UCLA
(05:33):
won all these championships back in the day and all that.
But his philosophy was never say anything unkind about another person,
And so coaches have picked that up. They all have
a public and private position, but players also and so
John Wooden would not take part in criticism. So that's
why he never succeeded as a broadcaster. But my question,
(05:56):
and seriously, if somebody in Philadelphia fats in Philly are
one of my guys in Philly, can tell me. I
don't understand in one of my bosses on the TV show,
one of the big executives lives in Philadelphia, a huge
Eagle fan, a right kind of a cynical guy. But
I don't think he knows the answer either. What does
Nick Sirianni do other than talk to the media, like serious,
(06:23):
serious questions? But I know that as I understand the
power structure, the totem pole in Philly, Kelen Moore is
completely involved. He's all immersive in the offense. It's his baby,
and Vic Fangio Uncle Vic is the defensive guru.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So what else does Sirianni do?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He talks to the media, and according to Jason Kelsey,
he has very very nice team meetings. Okay, sounds like
clap on, clap off the clapper, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Secondly, to Miami, me we go Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm old enough to remember when the Dolphins fancy themselves
are contender, all right, Now they're looking like a pretender
without too a tongue of by loa and no backup playing.
Now the Dolphins right now are trying to decide who
to start at quarterback. They've got Tyler Huntley and Kim Boyle.
(07:27):
I'm not kidding one of them will start on Monday night.
Here is Mike McDaniel rambling on. Listen to this, the
quality of this SoundBite as he tries to tell you
who the quarterback is going to be.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I have in my mind what I think how it
could play out. However, it's a little premature for a
multitude of reasons. And the very last been the competitive
advantage piece.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I just.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
A lot going on today, a lot that's gone on
the last forty eight hours, and you kind of want
to instead of wishing something into existence, the quarterbacks that
will be participating today will get action and great opportunity
and well as the week progresses. I think I'll be
(08:20):
sure to shout it from the top of a building
when we know.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That, Wow, that is a head coach in the NFL
for a multi billion dollar franchise. So Mike McDaniel. You
just heard what he said. You're a Dolphin fan? How
you feeling right now? How about doomed? How about doomed? Right?
And how many times did he say or ah? Which
(08:48):
is a dad? You know what that he's having trouble communicating.
It's a conversation manager, and it is a signal to
someone else. If you say and a lot, you don't
know your tongue time, right, you don't know what you're saying,
(09:09):
all right. So my other thoughts here quarterback row Nation, armageddon.
Mike McDaniel and the Dolphins right now are stuck between
the devil and the deep blue seat.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They are.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
There's an old football adage, and it works for all sports,
but in football it's if you have two quarterbacks, you
don't really have one. Snoop Hunley former Raven is marginally better.
I say marginally better only because you'd rather have an
accual boil on your toukas than Tim Boyle playing quarterback.
(09:46):
And even with a stable of playmakers, Miami, Miami, Miami,
they're cooked. They are absolutely cooked, all right. Final thought
to Cincinnati. We go to Cincinna, BEng goes off to
the ozer and three start and they played the Carolina
football team this weekend. Jamar Chase, he talked to the
(10:08):
media this week. He says that he wasn't having fun,
was not having fun the first two weeks, but now,
he says, making those big plays on Monday Night football
in the loss against the Washington football team brought the
joy back. So I know you're you're gonna rest easy.
(10:28):
The joy is back, he says. It feels like the
bs of the offseason is behind him. So what is
your viewpoint on this commentary by Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So this is.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
A candid camera behind the scenes, and every day for
Jamar Chase, every day is hump day. He is a
stat humper, is what he is. Hump hump, hump, and
Jamar Chase is looking out for Jamar ches I get it.
(10:59):
The bank didn't pay him, right, so he's got to
keep compiling massive stats and whether the Bengals win or not,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
And he didn't get paid.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And so he's a man on the mission in every yard,
every catch, every touchdown. Chi ching, chi ching, chi ching
is how that works. It is the Ben Mallard Show.
If you would like to be part eight seven seven
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the program. Time now for the mallor It of the day.
And here it is. I think we need like pig
imaging for the malor rid of the day.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
But here it is.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Boston College head football coach Bill O'Brien, Billy, Oh, they
call him Bill O'Brien, So he told the story. Recently,
he said, Matt Castle, back in his New England days,
Matt Castle called Bill Belichick out for having blank during
a Patriots quarterback meeting. Again, for those of you not
(12:17):
paying attention, turn up your hearing, aid malar riddle of
the day, Bill O'Brien said. Matt Castle, old quarterback called
Bill Belichick out for having blank during a Patriot quarterback meeting.
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That is the Mallor riddle of the day. The answer,
We'll get to it and we will do it.
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Next.
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Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
And time now for the mallor Riddle of the day.
And here's the mallor riddle of day. Boston College football
coach Bill O'Brien, he was on a podcast recently and
he said that Matt Castle, the old quarterback, called Bill
Belichick out for having blank during a Patriot quarterback meeting.
(13:48):
And that is the malor riddle of the day. What
is the answer, And let's see Milkman Mike in Colorado
says Belichick was baking brownies. Berg Dog says having his
hat on backwards?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
How about new.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
How bad is it every time I see a football
coach with a hat like the Falcon coach Quinn wear's his.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Hat back commanders.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now, oh, commanders, that's right, yea, but I think of Coward.
That's the person I think of when I think of
a coach wearing their hat backwards. Who else do we
have page down? Let's see here a giant ice sculpture
of him and Tom Brady from Tommy d in case.
(14:35):
Clam says, the answer is Belijackie was called out for
playing a word game on his phone. Malard prop guy.
We got to get him back in here. Malaprop guy,
he says, Ayahuasca smoothies is the answer. Who else do
we have page down? Shepherd's Pie, Gordon Ramsey's Shepherd's Pie.
(14:58):
Who else having the sleeves and neck cut off of
all of his hoodies from Sean and Portland. Andy from
Lionel Lakes in Minnesota says the player called him out
for having a soft football soft balls far out. Dave says,
Philly Titans. Something was sticky, sticky something something I don't
(15:23):
know what that is.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Who else do we have page down?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Matt the Warrior Raider fan said, Bill O'Brien called out
Matt Castle for microwaving fish during a quarterback meeting. Yeah,
you should never microwave. Never microwavefish. Now, we had one
rule when I started at the company, coming to when
it came to the kitchen, there was one rule that
(15:46):
one food we could not eat at Fox Sports Radio
for the first probably ten years of Fox Sports Radio.
Do you Eddie, do you remember what the food we
could not eat was and we couldn't make it work?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Was it pop corn?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, no, I've burnt like three bags here.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, the guy, the guy that you should be fired.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
One of the greatest people I've ever met my radio journey,
a guy named Craig Kitchen who's now an agent for
like Jim Rome and all these big radio people. But
or he ran the company and he was so triggered
by the smell of burned popcorn that he would not
allow anyone to make popcorn. It was very odd. Anything
(16:30):
else was allowed, but popcorn was not allowed.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Reminds me, reminds me of Mike Keith Olberman story. I think,
do you remember this one? I used to work a
Looney was over there on the set their Best damn
Sports show.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and then they.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Had the the the you know, their spin off of
Sports Center that they tried, and Oberman was there and
they had a popcorn machine that and you could have
as much free popcorn as you wanted.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh wonderful.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
But then Keith Oburn complained he didn't like the smell,
and they removed it and and everyone absolutely hated Overman's
guts from that day on.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Wow, yeah, yeah, do you see Oberman?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You shuck? You know that scandal with RFK it was
like hooking up with that reporter.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
And you know, I don't, but go ahead, I know.
So this I just somebody told me because it involves Oberman.
So this woman reporter was she really got the school.
Apparently she was like hooking up with the RFK uh
and then she used to date Oberman. How about that?
As an old guy Oberman Oberon doesn't drive right.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, No, he's got that eyesight. And yeah, you know
who he used to have a huge crush on. No,
Rebecca Lobo. Really, yes, people, he loved Rebecca Lowe. Well
he's a tall dude and she's a tall lady. So
I see like that.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I I sat I sat next to Oberman at a
couple of dodgery games. And but at that time he
was like a political pundit and uh, he was very annoying.
He had he talk to you like he knew everything
about baseball. Yeah, he's a real I mean I don't
I mean I don't know him or he seems like
an a hole on.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Anyway, all right, I gotta pay off the riddle. Enough
of that, we started talking about Keith Oberman. Uh slug
said dingle berries during a meeting, having dingle berries.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So Bill O'Brien said.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Matt Castle called Bill Belichick out for having blank during
a Patriots quarterback meeting.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And that is the mallar riddle of to day.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
And Eddie, do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
He called him out for being on his phone on
his snap face account.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
No, Matt.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Matt Castle called out Bill Belichick for having smelly feet.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Smelly yeah, bet Rex Ryan thought they smell good.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It appears that Belichick wears shoes without socks. And then
we'll take the shoes off the really beautiful feet walk around.
Let's go to Andrea, who's in the Bay Area as
the A's have played their final game in Oakland. Hello Andrea, Well,
hello Ben, how are you if I was any better
(19:16):
at DNA, but not in Oakland A because they're done.
That's it.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
I know.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
This was really quite a moving tribute. It was really
well done. And I got to say, my favorite tourist
besides you, Barry Zito May thirteenth, nineteen seventy eight. He
sang the national anthem and did really well. And I
(19:41):
just wanted to kind of mention that I started my
sports astrology career with the A's in two thousand and two.
I was already a credentialed astrologer, and I mixed my
two loves of baseball and astrology and Zeno. I saw
him doing yoga in the outfield and an A's game,
(20:02):
and it's like, hmm, I guess a whole new generation
of players have a right. So I thought that was
quite interesting. So I called on the postgame and I said, yeah,
he's a guitarist. He has that determined, you know, persevering, dependable,
enduring nature. But Son opposed Geronis he has a very
eccentric side, and sure enough he did. And I would
(20:25):
sit in the stands of the coliseum and his parents
would be there from LA and they'd come down whenever
he'd have a pitch, I think four or five days,
and I would funnel the astrology information to his mom,
who was really open to astrology. The dad was a virgo.
He's like, excuse me, ladies, I'm going to chart every
(20:47):
pitch that Barry throws. And I would funnel the information
to his mom and she would give it to him,
and he was totally open. And then there was a
show called Extra Innings and I'd call in. I mean,
everyone has an opinion, I share mine about the sports astrology,
and they signed me up for the astrology minute, so
(21:08):
I talk about all the a's.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, what year was around.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Two thousand and two believes Oh.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
My god, he won the year.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
And his transits changed for the worst when he went
to the Giants and got that big contract. Neptune oppose
his Mars well, you know me, crucial planet for an athlete.
So uh that said, he was, Yeah, I wanted to
say young, and he's like twenty three and five. One
year he won to say young.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
And you know with oakraland for a couple of years
he was one of the top pitchers.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Yeah, yeah, he sure was. And that curveball. So he
was just a really eccentric person. And he'd played guitar.
He'd have these events called Zto Unplugged, A's Unplugged, and
there was someone that was there with a poster and
it said planet Zto and he adopted that name, so
they'd have like posters in the stands Barry planet Zto
(22:06):
and I saw that again. So it was really just
kind of a nice trip down memory lane. And there's
like forty six thousand people, the most ever for a
stadium that's closing, so you know, it was very bittersweet.
Everyone kept calling it that, but it really brought back
a lot of memories. And I was actually in the
(22:27):
audience when they filled Moneyball. They wanted to just volunteer people.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
To the audience.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Yeah, they had just stand.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Did you get on Camra at all?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
That I don't remember. There just thousands of people in
the stands to fill up the Colisseum, So you know,
there was like open casting hall to show up and
we'll put you in the stands for Moneyball. So it
wasn't like an individual thing. They just wanted a crowd
of people to have the stands look crowded. So that
was kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Maybe maybe the should have been doing that the last
couple years. Hey, you want to come out fill up
the ball those people here, we'll charge you. We'll charge
you eight hundred dollars for a kernel popcorn, but you
can sit in the ballpark.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Oh no, you mentioned it. That was That would have
not been a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
All right. So, Andrea, now that they're done in op yeah,
are you going to make the trip up the Sacramento
to see him? Or is that it? You're done?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
You know, on a spiritual level, you know, I'll hold
space for them wherever they are, But physically I really
do not see myself going to Sacramento. I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
All right, Well, thank you for reminiscing, and thank.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
You for all right allowing me to remeni.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
All Right, be good.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
There she goes Andrea Virgo in service on X.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
We'll do lame jokes, but I want to take a
call or two. Let's say hello to helmet Man. Hello,
helmet Man, he's a superhero. Helmet Man.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was looking for you.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I was at so Far on Sunday at that Ram
forty nine er game, and I couldn't find you. I
didn't see anywhere.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I was up there at six pm.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh I was gone by then. Yeah, I was out
of there. Yeah, I was out of there by then. Yeah.
Game was over. Came in her about four o'clock a
little after that.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Do you do better business after a game or before
a game? Helmet man?
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Before?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Well?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Why were you not out there before the game?
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Then?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
I fell?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Is that drop?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Classic? Helmet man?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
No way is that? Didn't you just say that you
fell asleep?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, helmet man, I love you man.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I'm guaranteed, I guaranteed a bit. I'll be who You'll.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Be there on Sunday. On Sunday, the Chiefs are coming
to town play the charge.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
There in my raisins are guaranteed to win at home.
We're gonna be Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If they if they don't win, if they don't win,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Oh, I'll just lay back and uh yeah and uh well, oil.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
In, helmet man. Where are you gonna be, helmet man,
where exactly you're going to be on Sunday? Before I gain,
I'll come. I'll find you on Sunday. Tell me where
you're gonna before the game.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
I'll be over there with the NFL uh patches on
the wall.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, NFL network, the NFL network studios.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, you know where that logo is on the wall.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, that's where the NFL TV studios.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
Stand.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Over the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, there's a million in parking I said, if I stadium,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
They have like a like a fake little football field.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, stand over there, I stand over there.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I'll be able to find you.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Oh okay, I can be there over there all.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Together early though.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Yeah, but I usually stop first at that parking lot
where you can see the seventy eleven.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Okay, I don't know where that is I have. I
have no idea, but I thank you helmet man a
big fan. Oh yeah, yeah, all right, I gotta go,
Sir scratch Off. The hits just keep coming, Eddie, Sir
scratch Off is in Arkansas. Hello, Sir scratch Off.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
What what's going on?
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Being man?
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I get a think, Man, he's.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
Gonna fall asleep there if I got on the radio,
Man four down right now.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I want to make your high way from Saint Louis
omiphus and I thought I've seen your girl going down
the road on a bicycle with Toto on the back
of the basket.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
You know, So I wasn't sure what's going on with
you today? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, I'm doing a talk show. I got a TV show.
I know you love my TV show. You watch it
every week, right, so scratch off? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Was you? Uh?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Was you really waiting for the forty nine ers to
get beat?
Speaker 9 (27:17):
I mean, uh, to win that game? Because you know
we do have a bad deal with them at times.
But I was happy knowing we won that game. Was you?
Was you picking them at the first before you started
that Beamy?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well, you saw the show. You know who I picked, right?
You know who? But uh, I don't need to tell
you because you watch the show every week. More importantly,
the Rams have like the worst pass defense in the NFL,
and now they play the Chicago Bears this weekend.
Speaker 9 (27:46):
So yeah, I can't wait. Dude, you have to just
Blake from Arkansas. Even the same guy, thank you if
he talks on the ticket and he knows who I'm
talking about. But we got a big old Bears fan
named jayc on the one of the radio stations, and.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I jack him everything.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Those Bears, man, they try to get better every year.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
You know, yeah, I hear you, but I.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Want to know where he's from. Oh, Blake, I bet
he's from Hey. But anyway, being let me ask you
something real quick. Do you think we got a chance
in anywhere up?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Hell?
Speaker 9 (28:16):
Getting twelve games are over with Rams?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No, the Rams will be in that eight nine if
everything goes right, ten win area. Really it'll be right
around there. Yeah. Yeah, they're an average you have a
chance to make the wild card, but they're an average team.
I'm realistic. I'm realistic. They're not They're not great, but
they're not terrible. They're somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, I'm all over that.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
But I I you know, i'd be toiled because I
think it's gonna be okay. But I tell you what,
we got to do better than the first two games. Man,
they suck you lost in games.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know, well, they didn't show up against the card
and it's the Rams they they did have. They should
have beaten the Lions. That was that was there for
the taking. So all right, I think you, sir, scratch off.
I gotta leave time because big bands, lame jokes of
the week are currently warming up as you. Yeah, I
(29:12):
start laughing. There. By the way, this show is sponsored
by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you're gonna hear more coming
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Speaker 8 (29:42):
Live it.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
No more.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
Don't worry, It's just tay the top.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Today's Friday, Today's Friday, Today's Friday. Jerk yourself away.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh yes, yes, yeah, it's a clump pussy right there.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Cut that meat.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I liked him in that spot.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
I really did.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's outpack. That's twenty five thousand dollars out back.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
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Speaker 5 (30:08):
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Speaker 4 (30:35):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week who It's
Big Man's lame joke of the week.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
And right to the jokes with you. Hello, is we
Man there? Hello we Man?
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I love you?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I heard you got a new place? Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Man?
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Sold I nowhere.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Guy, my roommate would be made.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
I want fake to die.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Alight, you're in Hollywood, hooray for Holly. You would all right?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
And there's stores around right and uh yeah yeah yeah,
Well congratulations.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's get to the jokes. So these are actual jokes
by actual listeners.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
If you would like to send a joke in for
a future episode, send the jokes care of Benmahler Show
at gmail dot com. That's Ben Mallers Show at gmail
dot com. Well, good news, weed Man, Lizzo finally got
a wingman. Wo Yeah, she's dating a Buffalo wild Wings manager.
(31:48):
That's eat in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Why doesn't Lizzo work on a cattle ranch?
Speaker 9 (31:54):
Why?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, it turns out she has trouble keeping two calves together.
Georgia Uvaldi Texas. Why did Lizzo move to India? Why, well,
she heard there's a there's a new deli there, and
she's excited about it.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's a classic joke right there.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
That's our Gordon and Takoma. This one's from Noah in Austin. Hey,
we made you hear that Lizzo is going to be
in the new Avatar movie. No, yeah, yeah, she's not
a firebender, not an airbender, she's.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
A chair bender.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well, Server Todd sent this one big news out.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
We now know why Lizzo finally wants people to stop
making fun of her weight.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Why well, apparently she's tired of.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Being the big butt of the joke.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
The big butt of the joke.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Hey you, Server Todd.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
We might actually have to change these soon. By the way,
I know she's apparently losing weight.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I know, I saw. Yeah, Well we'll.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Find the hearts, well.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Said, we'll find another fat person that you know we
had Bartola Colombe before her.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well, I'm sure there's another, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Of course. Yeah, although this epic fan it's going to
ruin the whole day anyway. What did weed Man say
after he proposed to Lizzo? What I can't wait for
our big fat weeding. That's uh, Dennis Dennis in Detroit.
(33:33):
How does weed Man spell food?
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
E B Tuh? You got the E B T and
your Obama phone?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Right, You're good to go.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's in Roseville, Minnesota. Any joke, Coop, No, No, I
saw them? Yeah, I know, I used that one too soon.
Why is weed Man's future looking better?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
Why?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well, it turns out you're you're thinking outside the box
weed Man. That's from chipping the queues. Well, why did
weed Man Hippie get kicked out of the band? Why
because he's a dead beat and they didn't want the band.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
It's a band in Minnesota, all right. Who missed weed
Man the most while he was in jail?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
The mice, the roaches, and the flies, that's who.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's a Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Well exciting news.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Do you know where weed Man lived in New York
City for ten years?
Speaker 9 (34:43):
Where?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Central Park?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
That's where it's a surfer Tide their comedian. Do they
allow homeless in Central Park? Weed Man? They probably do? Yeah.
Why does weed Man Hippie or what does what does
weed Man Hippie use at his home address? When filling
out for a Forest home address. We're filling out paperwork.
(35:08):
What the serial number on your trash can is what
we use?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
All right? Well, the big hurricane made.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Landfall in Florida and the Florida Panhandle this week, but
it avoided Miami. Yeah, it's great news for people who
didn't want to shelter with weed Man Hippie Forge in Rochester, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Why does weed Man Hippie hate his new apartment?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Why, well, it has a functioning shower and a toilet
that's not made out of beauty, bark and dirt.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's Gordon in the Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Franklin Fargo sent this one in What is Weedman's favorite
Vegas act?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
What the rat pack loves?
Speaker 5 (36:02):
It?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Loves the rat pack There it is big beds, lade jokes, buise,
take a wee bed
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