November 6, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports that the Dodgers are eyeing Blake Snell in free agency, Yankees having "checked in" on Pete Alonso, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three original Recipe podcast,
talking bays Ball. That's right. I know the World Series
just ended a couple of days ago, but it's time
for the transaction season. The Hot Stove League and the
Dodgers are said to be windows shopping on. I ain't
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playing unless I get mind brawl, Blake Snell. How does
that sound to you? Also, the Yankees have checked in
on Pete Alonzo and Alex Bregman and how difficult is
Alex Bregman the cheating as one one thousand and two,
one thousand hole Bregman going to have it in free agency.
We'll talk about that as well. All of it coming
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I know Late Night Drug tester has tested over ten
thousand samples over the years, and he agrees. So our
lead this hour is from the Alamo. Am I gonna
talk about the San Antonios first? No, God forbid No.
For some reason, I haven't figured out why yet. That
is the site of the General Manager meetings.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is a chance for Major League Baseball executives to
run up expense accounts. As they say in air quotes,
they're talking shop. It is a baseball version of Comic Con.
There are actually more nerds at the GM meetings now
than at Comic Con. Normally we get the State of
the Union address from Scott Boris. I assume that will
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happen later on today on Wednesday. I have not heard
Scott Boris holding court. He normally does GM meetings. So
if you haven't been following along, why wouldn't you be
following along? It's a rich people getting richer. Who doesn't
like that? The big buzz, if you've missed it over
the last twenty four hours, has been around starting pitcher
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Blake Snell. Yeah that guy. Now, Blake Snell opted out
of his deal with the San Francisco Higantes. He said,
I'm done one and done in the bay. Now Snell
is looking for the winning powerball numbers, something he did
not get his hands on last time. He was a
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free agent before last year. And now the streets of
the Alamo are talking, and they say that the d
d G e Rs, the Dodgers are doing some window shopping.
They're doing their due diligence on Blake Snell. LA, according
to one report, tried to trade for Blake Snell from
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the Higantes at the trade deadline. I'd say that oyve,
So let us discuss the question the Dodgers doing some
window shopping here on Blake Snell, the starting pitcher. How
does that sound to you? So I've got golden arches, eyelashes,
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and letterman jacket. We'll combine all of these things. Together
and we'll do what they do in the military and
say hoorahs what we'll say? All right, Now, First of all,
this sounds like heartburn waiting to happen. Either it's gonna
be heartburn for the Dodgers, it's gonna be heartburned for me.
But either way, the story has heartburn in it. Okay,
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my advice stay away, do not touch, let him go
somewhere else. Blake Snell is not someone the Dodgers should
do business with. They just won a championship with a
rag tag rotation of rejects. They had one three hundred
million dollar picture. It was a bust and rejects, guys
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that had multiple Tommy John operations. They threw slop bullpenning
games and they won the championship. They just proved, right,
They just proved that the luxury of starting pitching you
don't need. It's nice to have, you don't need it.
Blake Snell also is the epitome of everything that's wrong
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with modern baseball. Why would you want to do business
with that guy? Right? We just had Joe Kelly the
other day brag about how the Dodgers' stars aren't lazy
and they love baseball and they play hard and all that.
That is the antithesis of what Blake Snell is. Blake
Snell is like the Golden Arches soft serve machine. He's
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unreliable and often breaks down. Bro, I'm not playing unless
I get mine. Also, Bro, I'm risking my life. Bro. Yeah.
And if you thought Snell's changed, he's a little older
now he's a different cat. May I take you back
to the last game of the regular season, and you
know who. If you're listening to me in northern California
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and you're in the San Francisco area and you care
about the Giants, you likely remember the cringe worthy story
the final game of the season. Blake Snell was scheduled
to pitch that game. Was he hurt he didn't make
the start. No, he was a healthy scratch, and he
just didn't feel like pitching, so he didn't pitch. And
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even though people paid money to show up watch him pitch,
he chose not to pitch. Not because he was hurt,
He wasn't saving himself for the playoffs because there are
no playoffs. He just didn't feel like doing it. That
is who this guy has been and who he continues
to be. Blake Snell right now. Secondly, elsewhere at the
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General manager meetings Major League Baseball style, we're hearing the
New York Yankees, the runner up in baseball, have a
quote in air quotes checked in on Pete Alonzo. More
report it's out of New York about that. Also reports
they've checked in on on the the cheating Asstros Alex
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pregnant Moore on him in a minute. But let's focus
in on Peter Alonzo. What does that even mean? The
tabloids in New York say they the Yankees have checked
in on Peter Alonzo. So here's what it means to me.
They're lining everything up right. They're doing the mating dance.
The Yankees figure that they could they can never have
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enough aging slow players. The polar Bear is battle tested
in the New York market, and since Juan Soto is
a wild card, the Yankees are concerned that they will
end up flummoxed in free agency. And so they're right now.
They're you know what they're doing is they're fluttering their
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eyelashes the direction of Peter Alonzo. They're playing footsie under
the table. They're flirting a little bit just in case.
Now they don't plan on hooking up with Alonzo, but
he he's playing b If the Mets get hornswaggled by
the guy that they want to keep Juan Soda right now,
that would be We talked about this the other day,
but that would rock New York Baseball if Sodo goes
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to the Mets and then Alonzo goes to the Agies. Now,
Piter Alonso is one of these cats, much like Juan Soto,
who is willing to play anywhere, any place, as long
as the money is right. Like he is, he's got
that Chris Bryan in him. There was a point Chris
Bryant was a well known player for the Chicago Cubs
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and he gave all of that away to play in
the minor leagues with the Colorado Rockies. Nobody even knows
he's in the major leagues anymore. He's completely useless, but
he's making a lot of money and he's essentially in
the witness protection program. Chris Bryant and Alonso can be
like that. If he wants, he'll go anywhere. Now we've
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been hearing that because of the recent drought in free
agent the last couple of years, the last two or
three years, even longer than that. Time flies when you're
having fun. So if you follow this crap, you know
what I'm about to say. So the last couple of years,
every year there's two or three players that don't get contracts,
that have to wait till February, sometimes after February to
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get deals. And the chatter is that this year, knowing
what has happened in recent years, guys are not going
to be passive. They're going to be hyper aggressive. Get
that money. Got to get that money right away, because
the longer you wait, the worse the situation gets. All right,
final thought, So there's also a lot of noise about
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a classic member of the Cheating a Holes Glory Days
Third Basement, Alex the Cheater Bregman, the scumbag, Alex Bregman,
right free agent, he can be yours if the price
is right now. How difficult is Alex Bregman's free agency
going to be? How difficult is it going to be?
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So here's the deal. It should be Dante's Inferno. He'll
get a job somewhere, but he's got a lot of props.
He ought to just stay in Houston. That is the
den of deplorables there in Houston, and he wears that
letterman's jacket. The letterman's jacket pet Alnzo wears is not
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Peter A. Lonzo Alex Beckmann. The letterman's jacket that Bregman
wears is one with a scarlet letter. He's got cooties right.
As a central figure in the worst scandal to rock
major League Baseball in my lifetime and North American sport,
Bregman should be in every other market despised, dramatized, chastised,
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stigmatized and rightfully criticized. That should happen everywhere. And the
fact that he went unpunished, just like jose Al Boovay,
George Sprayer who's been hiding out in Canada. They kicked
them out of the country, Carlos Correa who's with their
twins unfortunately, and every one else associated with the twenty
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seventeen cheating a holes. All of them went unpunished, and
all of them make my blood boil. And there's noise
that the Nationals are interested in Bregman and the Yankees.
I take a lot of that with the Grand as salt,
because what goes on. I've been to the GM meetings,
I've covered them in the past. I've been out there
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boots on the ground. Normally, what happens is the agent
is planning stories because the agents are trying to generate
a market, and they know that if they plant stories
with their buddies who are the sports writers, that that
will put pressure. They'll deputize the fan base to put
pressure to sign the player. But with Bregman, I don't
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see any real pressure because people the guy, they he's
got a stigma. He does have, he's got the stank
all over him and that that should follow. And in
a perfect world, the only place he can really play
is in Houston, and we just leave him there and
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the the a holes are getting worse and they're not
very good, and they're only gonna get worse, and they
have that that scumbag Galboub and all that. So fine.
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Just this week, Cooperstown added a sign that read blank
and that will be part of the museum's permanent collection.
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So her advice worth the price of admission, right, Lorena,
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which will be coming up in about I don't know
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ten minutes or so, who knows. As the crow flies,
But time now for the Mallard Riddle of the Day
and Cooperstown added recently, just like a couple of days ago,
a sign that read blank and that will be part
of the museum's permanent collection. The permanent collection for the Museum,
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so Cal Mark and Santa Monica. Sokel says. The sign
reads trying to stay steroid free. Johnny Q said men
and women. Dad Boy Malcolm says steroids are no big deal?
Is what the sign read? Yeah? Robin Minnesota says a
sign that says Joe Mauer is an overpaid slap hitter. Yes,
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that's right under his plaque in Cooperstown. Who else do
we have? Pete Rose belongs here from JT the Wingman,
who if you go to the Malor Meet and greet
on Saturday, he says, he'll be there. He's flying in
from Tennessee. You'll be hanging out with us on Saturday.
Who else do we have D's Nuts from Donkey Sausage.
That's his answer, TK got it right. Bad job by TK.
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Who else do we have? James says, the sign read
the Cougars are coming. The Cougars are coming. That is
the single greatest commercial that has ever graced the airwaves
of Fox Sports Radio. And Cougars are coming. Oh, I
am so happy that that was on our show years ago.
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That goes back. Man, it's probably fifteen years ago at least.
That commercial. Man was that good? God was that great
mag got late night. Druck tester says the sign says
no more Cleveland Indians allowed. That is the sign there.
The sign said there's no crying in baseball. Andy from
Lionel Lakes, who is in in Minnesota? King Roy says
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the sign says smile you're on candid camera. Who else
do we have? Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady, Rose
fan says the sign added honoring justin in Cincinnati. That's
about right. Future home of Mike Trout from Ferg Dog
as long as Trout buys a ticket. Who else do
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we have? Page down? Page down, can't read that. Don't
stop letting people not help from Lady Seidemer. All right,
do you have an answer? Loraina. You're a big baseball fan.
You probably get this right right away. The mallor Riddle
of the day. Cooperstown added a sign that said blank
and that will be part of the museum's permanent collection.
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Hot Dogs ben twenty five off winers, All right? Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They added that New York Mets o MG sign. What yeah, yeah,
So the Mets well during the playoff run, which is odd.
They didn't even make the World Series, but in the
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NLC ass and throughout the playoffs they held up this
sign that was I don't know the background on it.
I could look it up, probably not that hard to find.
But it was just a well made sign that said OMG,
which is the kind of the the what's the word
for the rallying cry of the Mets this season and
it didn't work out. I thought they should have put
a sign up that says, you know, we sucked and
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we want to know suck together and and all that,
and that would have been a better sign, but they
didn't do that, so instead they went the other direction.
All right, let's go to the phones and we'll say
hello to Tiger Man, who is in Utah. Hello Tiger
Man Man, you.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Know the show. You know I love you, But come on,
you talked wait to smack about it, Alex Bredman. That's
a great lsu obum and I think it needs to
be I think it needs to stop. I really know
don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, listen, I'll make it. I'll make a deal with you.
When he suspended for life, I'll stop talking about him
from baseball for two How about that?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Just shut your.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Big yet part.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Actually cheat, it's not like he formulated a plan to
uh to you know, to get on your backside and
get on the Dodgers bad side. He wants to chase
the ring. He got the ring, he got the bag.
I mean, let's be honest. I mean, way did he
actually do that? Was wrong?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, so I'll explain to see you like you're five
years old. So he took back. He took part in
an espionage scandal that is the single worst thing that
has ever happened in baseball in my lifetime, and was
not punished for it. Imagine if you will, going around
and robbing banks and getting away with it, and they
catch you and they say, you know what, we like you,
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so we'll let you just keep going. Don't worry about it.
That's what happened. That's what happened.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So it sounds like you're not obviously mad at him.
It sounds like that you're mad at the MLB for
not punishing him, but not like, what do you expect
him to do?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh, I expect him to demand say listen, I have sinned.
I have done a terrible thing here. You know, I'm
I'm gonna leave baseball. I demand I get punished because
I'm a loser and I'm a scumbag, and I'm a
Dingleberry and schmndrick and all of those things.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Then you want, you wanted all this year, you got
your ring. I don't get why.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's not the point, that's not. This is a Dodger
dynasty that has been held back because of those a
holes that cheated. This should be the third championship since
twenty seventeen, and that would be also the what the
plus another World Series appearance? So that's four World Series appearances,
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three championships in twenty seventeen, but instead instead no, because
they cheated.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
It's really one and a half. The COVID year doesn't count.
We all, they all know it doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, that's uh, that's you're a low information that you're
a low information fan. Tiger talking about that was actually
more impressive than what they just did because they the
Yankees suck and the Mets aren't very good. But in
a COVID year, it was a different sport. The degree
of difficulty was much higher. There was a global pandemic
going on. So that shows me that you're not a
baseball person. That tells me that you don't know baseball.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I love I actually love I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I don't think you know.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
You might love it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You might love it, but I don't think you know
about it. You know what I mean? Like you might
love it, but you sound like you're a low information fan.
I just you sound dumb. You sound like you sound
like you sound like an idiot, You sound like a moron,
You sound you sound like you sound like a dingle.
So it was it was fair because everyone played by
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the same rules that year. You see they explain how
this is different. In the World Series you Blockhead in
twenty seventeen, one team played by different rules. Do you
understand that one team was using trash cans and buzzers
to know what pitch was coming and the other team
wasn't do you do you get that concept? Or you
are you living in the Valley of the Stupid? Is
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that where you're living?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Dodgers and the Yankees from using garbage cans and buzzers,
nothing was stopping them.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh yeah, And then they had integrity and it was
illegal and they followed the rules of the game.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Or the Dodgers and the Yankees just.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Listen, you support you support a deadbeat, you're a fan
of vermin he's a great Alex Fragman. You know what.
Also he's got kind of a rat kind has a
rat face a little bit doney, Yeah he does?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeh is there can they be on campus on Saturdays
for the LC Alabama teams so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You know, no, really hide all the trash cans and
the and the whistles and the buzz hey checking for
the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And you know, I'm disappointed. Listen, we got b YU
basketball back tonight. I want come on, you're talking about
the NLB. He won your ring, you won your bag,
you won your bags. I mean, come on time.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And I told you once Baseball suspends Alex Bregman for
life and make sure he's not eligible for the Hall
of Fame. I'd much rather see Pete Rose in the
Hall of Fame than break down that Bregman is gonna
go in the Hall of Fame. But al Tuba should
never step foot in the Hall of Fame. Not that
he's got big feet, although we did see his feet.
Remember when he got naked and showed everyone his feet.
How do you support that too? Do you support male nudity?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't, Ben, which is why he did not take
his shirt off he took.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Me, Oh my god, because he had a he had
he had a buzzer. He had a buzzer, and everyone
knows he had a buzzer. What is this amateur hour?
Are you blinded by the simple minded? I gotta go
go away, jack ass? Josh? Is next? Real quick jackass? Josh?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
I love the conversation. It's unbelievable that anybody would question
the Dodgers World Series championship. I mean, can you imagine
if anyone would question the election in twenty twenty four?
I mean, no one's going to question that, right. You
know what I can't believe is that the Clippers, your
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other favorite.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Team, who won a game, won a game against a
hapless San Antonio Spurs team the other night.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Ah right, everyone, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about good. Go away, you're
a jackass, Go away, you annoying.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
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Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's hit that button there right there, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It's another Ben Maller game.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
We've endored too many of these?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Is it too much or not enough enough? Already. Well,
here we go. Too much or not enough is the
name of the game, and I'm to sit here and
twiddle my thumbs until I find out who's playing the game.
La La la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la
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la la la la la la. All right, we have
Mike in New Hampshire. Hello, Mike, welcome, good morning. Oh boy, Mike,
did your phone just die? There? Mike? I'm all right,
I can hear you. What part of New Hampshire are
you in there?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Bennington?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Bennington? All right? I like Portsmouth, but that's like a
vacation town type thing, you know, I don't think. But anyway,
all right, well let's play. Let's play. What do you
do there? I think I talked to you before, Mike.
I feel like I've talked to you before, Is that correct?
If I talked to before, I've never talked to you. Really,
this is the first time I've ever spent time time,
all right. And what do you do for a living?
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I drive a truck? All right? Very nice? Look at that.
You got a truck drive all over the place, all
over New England. Now let's play the game here too
much or not enough? And I'll ask you a series
of questions and all you have to do is get
three of them right. If you do, you'll win the games.
Here we go someone named Igor Demon I believe is
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his name from Byu. He just became the fourth Big
twelve freshman all time to have ten or more points
and ten or more assists in their debut. Is that
too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're gonna go with too much, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He says, too much? Is he right? That is right?
Mike in the truck in New Hampshire, it is too much.
But you really know your BYU basketball. You didn't guess
that at all, did you?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Not at all. Every time I've been to New Hampshire,
they just love BYU anyway. He is only the second
freshman in Big twelve history to do it, joins a
guy named Trey Young. He's alright. In the NBA Storry
number two, the Chiefs have won six straight games in
which they have trailed in the second half. Holy Patrick
Mahomes Batman. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We're gonna go with not enough?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Is that right? Right? Again? Now I've been eight eight
straight games that Kansas City has trailed in the second
half and they have won. At some point that will end,
but not for a while. Question number three, Derek Henry
has now had ten rushing touchdowns in five straight seasons
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with Tennessee and now Baltimore. Is that too much or
not enough?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That is too much?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You sure about that? Are you sure about that? Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, for the most part, yes, I think so.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, he says too much, let's find out not enough.
It is his seventh consecutive season with at least ten
Only Ladanian Tomlinson has more, with nine. You remember Ladanian Tomlinson?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Mike, Yeah, that's old school's back in the day.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah. Remember he cried, didn't he sit on the bench
and like cry or he was very emotional and against
the Patriots. I remember that, all right. Question number four
wemby Victor. This is for the win, Mike Victor. When
Banyama has twenty games of five or more blocks since
the start of his NBA career last season, is that
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too much or not enough?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
I'm going to say not enough?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
This is for the win. Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Cats cats, and that is a winner. So congratulations. Mike,
So that means you got to call us again, or
if you don't want to call us again, you can
give that golden ticket to someone else. If you have
a favorite caller you want to call in, you can
give them the golden ticket. But congratulations, Mike, you are
the winner. The answer is not enough. Twenty six games.
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That is sixteen more than anyone else. For the Parisian
Prodigy in the Alamo. All right, thank you, Mike. All right,
great jaut all right, thanks for listening. Man, I appreciate it.
Be safe out there. There's Mike driving around New Hampshire
and we are moments away. The Queen, she has her
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own segment. Everyone loves her. I'm her sidekick on this
segment and anything we need to know here Loraina for
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Right and n dear Ry.
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You heard the man.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.
I'm your main host, Love Rena Queen of Hearts, and
we got Benny Ben Ben, Benny Boy, what's up?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I'm just whatever you need, Queen. It's all about you.
Any thought of the week here, people very stressed out
this week. Any any advice some.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Things that make you happy, things that make you feel good,
no matter what they.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
May be, all right, And we will take calls, right,
it's not just question love calls, all right. As soon
as Coop sends me the calls, I'll go to the calls.
But we have questions, a bunch of questions for the
Queen of Hearts, Lorraine.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I just want to say, I think I think a
lot of our listeners have more problems than what they're
actually saying.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
So don't be afraid to reach out.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Are you saying our listeners have issues? Is how you're saying, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
And that they're afraid to talk about them.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And I just want them to know that I'm offended
by that.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
This is a safe space. I want you to know
this is a safe space.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Just because you went to one mallor meet and greet
met a few people, that's not a great example.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
I wasn't even thinking about them. They were all great.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
And I bet I bet the one who drinks listerine,
I bet he shares his listenine with any date he
goes on. And that is so sweet of him.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
You know, do what you can do.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
You get buzzed and you have good breath, like a
win win fresh.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, if you ever want to go swimming on a
date at the Bellagio, he's the guy. He'll take you
right there.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Might have be get a little extra change.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Og r Puffin writes, and he says a queen. Studies
show that couples who fart in front of each other
have healthier relationships. Lorena, have you ever felt comfortable enough
to let one loose there in front of a significant other?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Oh my gosh, No, I've never. I've never felt comfortable.
Do you know there's been times say I've never farted?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
No, I have.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Obviously we're human.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
I mean it happens, and yes, Lee says it makes
people much more comfortable around each other.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well if Lee said it, yeah, well Lee must make
everyone around him very comfortable because he's a total gas.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Far in front of him too. And I'm like, I
just I can't do it. I just can't.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Now, is this where I give my fart fun fact?
This is a good time to give my friend love
fun facts? Now I've given this one before, but it's
it's really important to bring this up because the average
human being passes gas at least fourteen times a day.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
I've been counting my gas Ben, You've said that before.
In the past few weeks, I've been counting, and I
just don't agree.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, a lot of them are, They're not average. Well no, no, no, no,
listen to Loraina. A lot of them are silent assassins.
If you know what I mean, you don't even know
you're doing it, and it just it feels like at
all that is true.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I just played this silent fart sound but you didn't
even hear it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But Lorena, do not question science, all right? Fork Dog
writes and says, is it okay to lie to women
about who I voted for? Says, by the way, I
voted for Ben. Well, thank you for a dog.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Yeah, I wrote in Ben Mallard too, God bless you.
I just don't know if we had the upper hand
on that. You know, the malas is very strong. If
we all got on board, it might have happened.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, me and Doc Mike, you know, we ran every
year for about twenty years. But you just go ahead.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
Yeah, you know, when it comes to politics and love
think gets a little messy sometimes. Just know your ground step.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, but you've got to be like a real hard
oh to like not want to be with someone because
of their politics to think that they have that much power,
I mean, come on, yeah, you'd be shocked. Yeah, I know.
I guess I'm from the old school where it didn't
really matter and who cares? King Rory writes and says,
how do I cheer up a significant other if who
they voted for didn't win? That's King Ry?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Oh my gosh, you know what I was thinking about
this pizza and wine. I mean, it depends on what
they're there, what they enjoyed. Once again, find things that
make you happy. But you know, I like I like
fuzzy socks. If you give me some fuzzy socks. H
Coop has other ideas, no favors of the sexual kind. Yes,
(35:17):
get their mind off of it.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
How can you how can you be upset about the election?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
If for you? You know, yeah, that's true. It's a
very good point in a healthy relationship. You you know,
you get that. Anyway, Let's go to Chris in Maine. Hello, Chris,
Oh what's up mornings over there?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
We would make anybody happy. Facts, So I have a
question of Rina.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yes, if you're on a date with a guy and
you find out he calls it sports talk radio shows.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Is that a red flag.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
I love radio and I call in radio shows too,
and I'm not out.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I have heard stories that Lorena sometimes will use a
fake voice to call into radio shows.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Yeah, you know, I do fake voices sometimes and it
works out real good for me.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
What's your favorite show to call into?
Speaker 9 (36:13):
The ones giving away free stuff?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
She's a prize you know, we used to call them.
We call them something else back in the day.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
But one probably over twelve prizes, tickets and packages and
fun things, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
JT the wingman, who you've met? I've met him, good dude.
I've seen him in three states, by the way, about
to be four states. When in the relationship, should you
tell your partner that my three cats sleep in the
bed with me? Oh my god, they'll.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Probably I mean, you know, you're probably going to be
around your cats all the time. She'll probably see it.
Most cat people don't know how to give their cats limits.
They're just everywhere. They're on the counters and that any food, and.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
They're like, there's no how's that any different than dog people.
Dog people let their dogs sleep in the bed, but
then the dogs aren't on the counters while you're cooking.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That's true on the cats.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Whenever they go and sit on things, their little booties
are on everything. That's I know this guy who put
lipstick on his cat's butt and he watched.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Your MIC's on you might you just just you know,
did you date the guy or you know, I.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Saw it on TikTok or something, but it showed it
leaves it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It is kind of disgusting. Yeah,
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lead this hour is from the Alamo. Am I gonna
talk about the San Antonios first? No, God forbid No.
For some reason, I haven't figured out why yet. That
is the site of the General Manager meetings.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is a chance for Major League Baseball executives to
run up expense accounts. As they say in air quotes,
they're talking shop. It is a baseball version of Comic Con.
There are actually more nerds at the GM meetings now
than at Comic Con. Normally we get the State of
the Union address from Scott Boris. I assume that will
(02:46):
happen later on today on Wednesday. I have not heard
Scott Boris holding court. He normally does GM meetings. So
if you haven't been following along, why wouldn't you be
following along? It's a rich people getting richer. Who doesn't
like that? The big buzz, if you've missed it over
the last twenty four hours, has been around starting pitcher
(03:08):
Blake Snell. Yeah that guy. Now, Blake Snell opted out
of his deal with the San Francisco Higantes. He said,
I'm done one and done in the bay. Now Snell
is looking for the winning powerball numbers, something he did
not get his hands on last time. He was a
(03:28):
free agent before last year. And now the streets of
the Alamo are talking, and they say that the d
d G e Rs, the Dodgers are doing some window shopping.
They're doing their due diligence on Blake Snell. LA, according
to one report, tried to trade for Blake Snell from
(03:51):
the Higantes at the trade deadline. I'd say that oyve,
So let us discuss the question the Dodgers doing some
window shopping here on Blake Snell, the starting pitcher. How
does that sound to you? So I've got golden arches, eyelashes,
(04:12):
and letterman jacket. We'll combine all of these things. Together
and we'll do what they do in the military and
say hoorahs what we'll say? All right, Now, First of all,
this sounds like heartburn waiting to happen. Either it's gonna
be heartburn for the Dodgers, it's gonna be heartburned for me.
But either way, the story has heartburn in it. Okay,
(04:36):
my advice stay away, do not touch, let him go
somewhere else. Blake Snell is not someone the Dodgers should
do business with. They just won a championship with a
rag tag rotation of rejects. They had one three hundred
million dollar picture. It was a bust and rejects, guys
(04:58):
that had multiple Tommy John operations. They threw slop bullpenning
games and they won the championship. They just proved, right,
They just proved that the luxury of starting pitching you
don't need. It's nice to have, you don't need it.
Blake Snell also is the epitome of everything that's wrong
(05:19):
with modern baseball. Why would you want to do business
with that guy? Right? We just had Joe Kelly the
other day brag about how the Dodgers' stars aren't lazy
and they love baseball and they play hard and all that.
That is the antithesis of what Blake Snell is. Blake
Snell is like the Golden Arches soft serve machine. He's
(05:40):
unreliable and often breaks down. Bro, I'm not playing unless
I get mine. Also, Bro, I'm risking my life. Bro. Yeah.
And if you thought Snell's changed, he's a little older
now he's a different cat. May I take you back
to the last game of the regular season, and you
know who. If you're listening to me in northern California
(06:04):
and you're in the San Francisco area and you care
about the Giants, you likely remember the cringe worthy story
the final game of the season. Blake Snell was scheduled
to pitch that game. Was he hurt he didn't make
the start. No, he was a healthy scratch, and he
just didn't feel like pitching, so he didn't pitch. And
(06:27):
even though people paid money to show up watch him pitch,
he chose not to pitch. Not because he was hurt,
He wasn't saving himself for the playoffs because there are
no playoffs. He just didn't feel like doing it. That
is who this guy has been and who he continues
to be. Blake Snell right now. Secondly, elsewhere at the
(06:47):
General manager meetings Major League Baseball style, we're hearing the
New York Yankees, the runner up in baseball, have a
quote in air quotes checked in on Pete Alonzo. More
report it's out of New York about that. Also reports
they've checked in on on the the cheating Asstros Alex
(07:09):
pregnant Moore on him in a minute. But let's focus
in on Peter Alonzo. What does that even mean? The
tabloids in New York say they the Yankees have checked
in on Peter Alonzo. So here's what it means to me.
They're lining everything up right. They're doing the mating dance.
The Yankees figure that they could they can never have
(07:30):
enough aging slow players. The polar Bear is battle tested
in the New York market, and since Juan Soto is
a wild card, the Yankees are concerned that they will
end up flummoxed in free agency. And so they're right now.
They're you know what they're doing is they're fluttering their
(07:50):
eyelashes the direction of Peter Alonzo. They're playing footsie under
the table. They're flirting a little bit just in case.
Now they don't plan on hooking up with Alonzo, but
he he's playing b If the Mets get hornswaggled by
the guy that they want to keep Juan Soda right now,
that would be We talked about this the other day,
but that would rock New York Baseball if Sodo goes
(08:13):
to the Mets and then Alonzo goes to the Agies. Now,
Piter Alonso is one of these cats, much like Juan Soto,
who is willing to play anywhere, any place, as long
as the money is right. Like he is, he's got
that Chris Bryan in him. There was a point Chris
Bryant was a well known player for the Chicago Cubs
(08:33):
and he gave all of that away to play in
the minor leagues with the Colorado Rockies. Nobody even knows
he's in the major leagues anymore. He's completely useless, but
he's making a lot of money and he's essentially in
the witness protection program. Chris Bryant and Alonso can be
like that. If he wants, he'll go anywhere. Now we've
(08:56):
been hearing that because of the recent drought in free
agent the last couple of years, the last two or
three years, even longer than that. Time flies when you're
having fun. So if you follow this crap, you know
what I'm about to say. So the last couple of years,
every year there's two or three players that don't get contracts,
that have to wait till February, sometimes after February to
(09:18):
get deals. And the chatter is that this year, knowing
what has happened in recent years, guys are not going
to be passive. They're going to be hyper aggressive. Get
that money. Got to get that money right away, because
the longer you wait, the worse the situation gets. All right,
final thought, So there's also a lot of noise about
(09:39):
a classic member of the Cheating a Holes Glory Days
Third Basement, Alex the Cheater Bregman, the scumbag, Alex Bregman,
right free agent, he can be yours if the price
is right now. How difficult is Alex Bregman's free agency
going to be? How difficult is it going to be?
(10:02):
So here's the deal. It should be Dante's Inferno. He'll
get a job somewhere, but he's got a lot of props.
He ought to just stay in Houston. That is the
den of deplorables there in Houston, and he wears that
letterman's jacket. The letterman's jacket pet Alnzo wears is not
(10:22):
Peter A. Lonzo Alex Beckmann. The letterman's jacket that Bregman
wears is one with a scarlet letter. He's got cooties right.
As a central figure in the worst scandal to rock
major League Baseball in my lifetime and North American sport,
Bregman should be in every other market despised, dramatized, chastised,
(10:52):
stigmatized and rightfully criticized. That should happen everywhere. And the
fact that he went unpunished, just like jose Al Boovay,
George Sprayer who's been hiding out in Canada. They kicked
them out of the country, Carlos Correa who's with their
twins unfortunately, and every one else associated with the twenty
(11:15):
seventeen cheating a holes. All of them went unpunished, and
all of them make my blood boil. And there's noise
that the Nationals are interested in Bregman and the Yankees.
I take a lot of that with the Grand as salt,
because what goes on. I've been to the GM meetings,
I've covered them in the past. I've been out there
(11:35):
boots on the ground. Normally, what happens is the agent
is planning stories because the agents are trying to generate
a market, and they know that if they plant stories
with their buddies who are the sports writers, that that
will put pressure. They'll deputize the fan base to put
pressure to sign the player. But with Bregman, I don't
(11:57):
see any real pressure because people the guy, they he's
got a stigma. He does have, he's got the stank
all over him and that that should follow. And in
a perfect world, the only place he can really play
is in Houston, and we just leave him there and
(12:17):
the the a holes are getting worse and they're not
very good, and they're only gonna get worse, and they
have that that scumbag Galboub and all that. So fine.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like
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We also have the Queen of hearts with lorrain Ah.
That'll be coming up a little bit later. If you
want to send your question in, do it right now
on the X machine hashtag Queen of Hearts is beloved.
(13:02):
Listeners like her more than me. She gets more free
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have your question answered by the Rena, use the hashtag
Queen of Hearts. Time now for the mallor Riddle of
the day. And here is the mallor Riddle of the day.
Cooperstown onnor Baseball, Cooperstown added a sign that said blank
(13:26):
and that will be part of the museum's permanent collection.
Just this week, Cooperstown added a sign that read blank
and that will be part of the museum's permanent collection.
That is the mallor riddle of the day. You can
answer it on X at Ben Mahlor. We'll get to
(13:49):
it and we will do it next.
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It's Ben Mahler.
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And remember, with Lorena, you get what you pay for.
So her advice worth the price of admission, right, Lorena,
all the advice you give worth the price of admissions.
Oh yeah, damn right, absolutely correct. That'll be coming up
a little bit later this hour. Also, if that was
not enough, we will have too much or not enough,
which will be coming up in about I don't know
(15:03):
ten minutes or so, who knows. As the crow flies,
But time now for the Mallard Riddle of the Day
and Cooperstown added recently, just like a couple of days ago,
a sign that read blank and that will be part
of the museum's permanent collection. The permanent collection for the Museum,
(15:27):
so Cal Mark and Santa Monica. Sokel says. The sign
reads trying to stay steroid free. Johnny Q said men
and women. Dad Boy Malcolm says steroids are no big deal?
Is what the sign read? Yeah? Robin Minnesota says a
sign that says Joe Mauer is an overpaid slap hitter. Yes,
(15:50):
that's right under his plaque in Cooperstown. Who else do
we have? Pete Rose belongs here from JT the Wingman,
who if you go to the Malor Meet and greet
on Saturday, he says, he'll be there. He's flying in
from Tennessee. You'll be hanging out with us on Saturday.
Who else do we have D's Nuts from Donkey Sausage.
That's his answer, TK got it right. Bad job by TK.
(16:15):
Who else do we have? James says, the sign read
the Cougars are coming. The Cougars are coming. That is
the single greatest commercial that has ever graced the airwaves
of Fox Sports Radio. And Cougars are coming. Oh, I
am so happy that that was on our show years ago.
(16:38):
That goes back. Man, it's probably fifteen years ago at least.
That commercial. Man was that good? God was that great
mag got late night. Druck tester says the sign says
no more Cleveland Indians allowed. That is the sign there.
The sign said there's no crying in baseball. Andy from
Lionel Lakes, who is in in Minnesota? King Roy says
(17:01):
the sign says smile you're on candid camera. Who else
do we have? Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady, Rose
fan says the sign added honoring justin in Cincinnati. That's
about right. Future home of Mike Trout from Ferg Dog
as long as Trout buys a ticket. Who else do
(17:23):
we have? Page down? Page down, can't read that. Don't
stop letting people not help from Lady Seidemer. All right,
do you have an answer? Loraina. You're a big baseball fan.
You probably get this right right away. The mallor Riddle
of the day. Cooperstown added a sign that said blank
and that will be part of the museum's permanent collection.
(17:46):
Hot Dogs ben twenty five off winers, All right? Is
that right?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They added that New York Mets o MG sign. What yeah, yeah,
So the Mets well during the playoff run, which is odd.
They didn't even make the World Series, but in the
(18:14):
NLC ass and throughout the playoffs they held up this
sign that was I don't know the background on it.
I could look it up, probably not that hard to find.
But it was just a well made sign that said OMG,
which is the kind of the the what's the word
for the rallying cry of the Mets this season and
it didn't work out. I thought they should have put
a sign up that says, you know, we sucked and
(18:35):
we want to know suck together and and all that,
and that would have been a better sign, but they
didn't do that, so instead they went the other direction.
All right, let's go to the phones and we'll say
hello to Tiger Man, who is in Utah. Hello Tiger
Man Man, you.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Know the show. You know I love you, But come on,
you talked wait to smack about it, Alex Bredman. That's
a great lsu obum and I think it needs to
be I think it needs to stop. I really know
don't appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, listen, I'll make it. I'll make a deal with you.
When he suspended for life, I'll stop talking about him
from baseball for two How about that?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Just shut your.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Big yet part.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Actually cheat, it's not like he formulated a plan to
uh to you know, to get on your backside and
get on the Dodgers bad side. He wants to chase
the ring. He got the ring, he got the bag.
I mean, let's be honest. I mean, way did he
actually do that? Was wrong?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, so I'll explain to see you like you're five
years old. So he took back. He took part in
an espionage scandal that is the single worst thing that
has ever happened in baseball in my lifetime, and was
not punished for it. Imagine if you will, going around
and robbing banks and getting away with it, and they
catch you and they say, you know what, we like you,
(19:57):
so we'll let you just keep going. Don't worry about it.
That's what happened. That's what happened.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
So it sounds like you're not obviously mad at him.
It sounds like that you're mad at the MLB for
not punishing him, but not like, what do you expect
him to do?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh, I expect him to demand say listen, I have sinned.
I have done a terrible thing here. You know, I'm
I'm gonna leave baseball. I demand I get punished because
I'm a loser and I'm a scumbag, and I'm a
Dingleberry and schmndrick and all of those things.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Then you want, you wanted all this year, you got
your ring. I don't get why.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's not the point, that's not. This is a Dodger
dynasty that has been held back because of those a
holes that cheated. This should be the third championship since
twenty seventeen, and that would be also the what the
plus another World Series appearance? So that's four World Series appearances,
(20:56):
three championships in twenty seventeen, but instead instead no, because
they cheated.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
It's really one and a half. The COVID year doesn't count.
We all, they all know it doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, that's uh, that's you're a low information that you're
a low information fan. Tiger talking about that was actually
more impressive than what they just did because they the
Yankees suck and the Mets aren't very good. But in
a COVID year, it was a different sport. The degree
of difficulty was much higher. There was a global pandemic
going on. So that shows me that you're not a
baseball person. That tells me that you don't know baseball.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I love I actually love I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I don't think you know.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
You might love it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
You might love it, but I don't think you know
about it. You know what I mean? Like you might
love it, but you sound like you're a low information fan.
I just you sound dumb. You sound like you sound
like you sound like an idiot, You sound like a moron,
You sound you sound like you sound like a dingle.
So it was it was fair because everyone played by
(21:56):
the same rules that year. You see they explain how
this is different. In the World Series you Blockhead in
twenty seventeen, one team played by different rules. Do you
understand that one team was using trash cans and buzzers
to know what pitch was coming and the other team
wasn't do you do you get that concept? Or you
are you living in the Valley of the Stupid? Is
(22:17):
that where you're living?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Dodgers and the Yankees from using garbage cans and buzzers,
nothing was stopping them.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Oh yeah, And then they had integrity and it was
illegal and they followed the rules of the game.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Or the Dodgers and the Yankees just.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Listen, you support you support a deadbeat, you're a fan
of vermin he's a great Alex Fragman. You know what.
Also he's got kind of a rat kind has a
rat face a little bit doney, Yeah he does?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yeh is there can they be on campus on Saturdays
for the LC Alabama teams so.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You know, no, really hide all the trash cans and
the and the whistles and the buzz hey checking for
the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And you know, I'm disappointed. Listen, we got b YU
basketball back tonight. I want come on, you're talking about
the NLB. He won your ring, you won your bag,
you won your bags. I mean, come on time.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
And I told you once Baseball suspends Alex Bregman for
life and make sure he's not eligible for the Hall
of Fame. I'd much rather see Pete Rose in the
Hall of Fame than break down that Bregman is gonna
go in the Hall of Fame. But al Tuba should
never step foot in the Hall of Fame. Not that
he's got big feet, although we did see his feet.
Remember when he got naked and showed everyone his feet.
How do you support that too? Do you support male nudity?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't, Ben, which is why he did not take
his shirt off he took.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Me, Oh my god, because he had a he had
he had a buzzer. He had a buzzer, and everyone
knows he had a buzzer. What is this amateur hour?
Are you blinded by the simple minded? I gotta go
go away, jack ass? Josh? Is next? Real quick jackass? Josh?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
I love the conversation. It's unbelievable that anybody would question
the Dodgers World Series championship. I mean, can you imagine
if anyone would question the election in twenty twenty four?
I mean, no one's going to question that, right. You
know what I can't believe is that the Clippers, your
(24:30):
other favorite.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Team, who won a game, won a game against a
hapless San Antonio Spurs team the other night.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Ah right, everyone, I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about good. Go away, you're
a jackass, Go away, you annoying.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
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Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's hit that button there right there, that's the one.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It's another Ben Maller game.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
We've endored too many of these?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Is it too much or not enough enough? Already. Well,
here we go. Too much or not enough is the
name of the game, and I'm to sit here and
twiddle my thumbs until I find out who's playing the game.
La La la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la
(25:20):
la la la la la la. All right, we have
Mike in New Hampshire. Hello, Mike, welcome, good morning. Oh boy, Mike,
did your phone just die? There? Mike? I'm all right,
I can hear you. What part of New Hampshire are
you in there?
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Bennington?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Bennington? All right? I like Portsmouth, but that's like a
vacation town type thing, you know, I don't think. But anyway,
all right, well let's play. Let's play. What do you
do there? I think I talked to you before, Mike.
I feel like I've talked to you before, Is that correct?
If I talked to before, I've never talked to you. Really,
this is the first time I've ever spent time time,
all right. And what do you do for a living?
(26:02):
I drive a truck? All right? Very nice? Look at that.
You got a truck drive all over the place, all
over New England. Now let's play the game here too
much or not enough? And I'll ask you a series
of questions and all you have to do is get
three of them right. If you do, you'll win the games.
Here we go someone named Igor Demon I believe is
(26:27):
his name from Byu. He just became the fourth Big
twelve freshman all time to have ten or more points
and ten or more assists in their debut. Is that
too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're gonna go with too much, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He says, too much? Is he right? That is right?
Mike in the truck in New Hampshire, it is too much.
But you really know your BYU basketball. You didn't guess
that at all, did you?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Not at all?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Not at all. Every time I've been to New Hampshire,
they just love BYU anyway. He is only the second
freshman in Big twelve history to do it, joins a
guy named Trey Young. He's alright. In the NBA Storry
number two, the Chiefs have won six straight games in
which they have trailed in the second half. Holy Patrick
Mahomes Batman. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
We're gonna go with not enough?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Is that right? Right? Again? Now I've been eight eight
straight games that Kansas City has trailed in the second
half and they have won. At some point that will end,
but not for a while. Question number three, Derek Henry
has now had ten rushing touchdowns in five straight seasons
(27:52):
with Tennessee and now Baltimore. Is that too much or
not enough?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
That is too much?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You sure about that? Are you sure about that? Mike?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, for the most part, yes, I think so.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, he says too much, let's find out not enough.
It is his seventh consecutive season with at least ten
Only Ladanian Tomlinson has more, with nine. You remember Ladanian Tomlinson?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Mike, Yeah, that's old school's back in the day.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yeah. Remember he cried, didn't he sit on the bench
and like cry or he was very emotional and against
the Patriots. I remember that, all right. Question number four
wemby Victor. This is for the win, Mike Victor. When
Banyama has twenty games of five or more blocks since
the start of his NBA career last season, is that
(28:47):
too much or not enough?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
I'm going to say not enough?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
This is for the win. Let's find out.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Cats cats, and that is a winner. So congratulations. Mike,
So that means you got to call us again, or
if you don't want to call us again, you can
give that golden ticket to someone else. If you have
a favorite caller you want to call in, you can
give them the golden ticket. But congratulations, Mike, you are
the winner. The answer is not enough. Twenty six games.
(29:25):
That is sixteen more than anyone else. For the Parisian
Prodigy in the Alamo. All right, thank you, Mike. All right,
great jaut all right, thanks for listening. Man, I appreciate it.
Be safe out there. There's Mike driving around New Hampshire
and we are moments away. The Queen, she has her
(29:47):
own segment. Everyone loves her. I'm her sidekick on this
segment and anything we need to know here Loraina for
the Queen of Hearts. You want people to call up,
you just want to answer questions on XS what do
you want?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Don't be afraid to ask the questions that are really
on your hearts today.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
It's very deep.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Thank you, thank you, very deep. We need it is love.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. If you want
to talk to that woman, or you can send in
a message on the hashtag Queen of Hearts hashtag Queen
of Hearts and we'll get to that. We will do
it next.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
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Speaker 4 (30:38):
The Ben Malor shows archived in the audio Volver Posterity say,
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Speaker 5 (30:56):
It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
It's a ad bys with Lorrain and nine clean Up Hearts,
going to help you.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Gear RYE Get Ride and I Get.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Right and n dear Ry.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
You heard the man.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
It's time for love here on the Ben Mallor Show.
I'm your main host, Love Rena Queen of Hearts, and
we got Benny Ben Ben, Benny Boy, what's up?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I'm just whatever you need, Queen. It's all about you.
Any thought of the week here, people very stressed out
this week. Any any advice some.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Things that make you happy, things that make you feel good,
no matter what they.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
May be, all right, And we will take calls, right,
it's not just question love calls, all right. As soon
as Coop sends me the calls, I'll go to the calls.
But we have questions, a bunch of questions for the
Queen of Hearts, Lorraine.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
I just want to say, I think I think a
lot of our listeners have more problems than what they're
actually saying.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
So don't be afraid to reach out.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Are you saying our listeners have issues? Is how you're saying, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
And that they're afraid to talk about them.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
And I just want them to know that I'm offended
by that.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
This is a safe space. I want you to know
this is a safe space.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Just because you went to one mallor meet and greet
met a few people, that's not a great example.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
I wasn't even thinking about them. They were all great.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
And I bet I bet the one who drinks listerine,
I bet he shares his listenine with any date he
goes on. And that is so sweet of him.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
You know, do what you can do.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
You get buzzed and you have good breath, like a
win win fresh.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, if you ever want to go swimming on a
date at the Bellagio, he's the guy. He'll take you
right there.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Might have be get a little extra change.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Og r Puffin writes, and he says a queen. Studies
show that couples who fart in front of each other
have healthier relationships. Lorena, have you ever felt comfortable enough
to let one loose there in front of a significant other?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Oh my gosh, No, I've never. I've never felt comfortable.
Do you know there's been times say I've never farted?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
No, I have.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
Obviously we're human.
Speaker 8 (33:09):
I mean it happens, and yes, Lee says it makes
people much more comfortable around each other.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Well if Lee said it, yeah, well Lee must make
everyone around him very comfortable because he's a total gas.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Far in front of him too. And I'm like, I
just I can't do it. I just can't.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Now, is this where I give my fart fun fact?
This is a good time to give my friend love
fun facts? Now I've given this one before, but it's
it's really important to bring this up because the average
human being passes gas at least fourteen times a day.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
I've been counting my gas Ben, You've said that before.
In the past few weeks, I've been counting, and I
just don't agree.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, a lot of them are, They're not average. Well no, no, no, no,
listen to Loraina. A lot of them are silent assassins.
If you know what I mean, you don't even know
you're doing it, and it just it feels like at
all that is true.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I just played this silent fart sound but you didn't
even hear it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But Lorena, do not question science, all right? Fork Dog
writes and says, is it okay to lie to women
about who I voted for? Says, by the way, I
voted for Ben. Well, thank you for a dog.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
Yeah, I wrote in Ben Mallard too, God bless you.
I just don't know if we had the upper hand
on that. You know, the malas is very strong. If
we all got on board, it might have happened.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, me and Doc Mike, you know, we ran every
year for about twenty years. But you just go ahead.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
Yeah, you know, when it comes to politics and love
think gets a little messy sometimes. Just know your ground step.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, but you've got to be like a real hard
oh to like not want to be with someone because
of their politics to think that they have that much power,
I mean, come on, yeah, you'd be shocked. Yeah, I know.
I guess I'm from the old school where it didn't
really matter and who cares? King Rory writes and says,
how do I cheer up a significant other if who
they voted for didn't win? That's King Ry?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Oh my gosh, you know what I was thinking about
this pizza and wine. I mean, it depends on what
they're there, what they enjoyed. Once again, find things that
make you happy. But you know, I like I like
fuzzy socks. If you give me some fuzzy socks. H
Coop has other ideas, no favors of the sexual kind. Yes,
(35:17):
get their mind off of it.
Speaker 9 (35:19):
How can you how can you be upset about the election?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
If for you? You know, yeah, that's true. It's a
very good point in a healthy relationship. You you know,
you get that. Anyway, Let's go to Chris in Maine. Hello, Chris,
Oh what's up mornings over there?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
We would make anybody happy. Facts, So I have a
question of Rina.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Yes, if you're on a date with a guy and
you find out he calls it sports talk radio shows.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Is that a red flag.
Speaker 9 (35:56):
I love radio and I call in radio shows too,
and I'm not out.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I have heard stories that Lorena sometimes will use a
fake voice to call into radio shows.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
Yeah, you know, I do fake voices sometimes and it
works out real good for me.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
What's your favorite show to call into?
Speaker 9 (36:13):
The ones giving away free stuff?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
She's a prize you know, we used to call them.
We call them something else back in the day.
Speaker 8 (36:20):
But one probably over twelve prizes, tickets and packages and
fun things, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
JT the wingman, who you've met? I've met him, good dude.
I've seen him in three states, by the way, about
to be four states. When in the relationship, should you
tell your partner that my three cats sleep in the
bed with me? Oh my god, they'll.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Probably I mean, you know, you're probably going to be
around your cats all the time. She'll probably see it.
Most cat people don't know how to give their cats limits.
They're just everywhere. They're on the counters and that any food, and.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
They're like, there's no how's that any different than dog people.
Dog people let their dogs sleep in the bed, but
then the dogs aren't on the counters while you're cooking.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
That's true on the cats.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Whenever they go and sit on things, their little booties
are on everything. That's I know this guy who put
lipstick on his cat's butt and he watched.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Your MIC's on you might you just just you know,
did you date the guy or you know, I.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Saw it on TikTok or something, but it showed it
leaves it everywhere.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
It is kind of disgusting. Yeah,
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