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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number for the much anticipated debut happened on
Sunday afternoon. You know what I'm talking about here?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, Well, it is the Ben Mahler Show, recorded
here on live overnight the seventeenth day of November, this Monday,
and we go to Cleveland the Mistake by the Lake,
Part two. As we begin hour number four, what grade
do you give Shadura Sanders maiden voyage as Brown's quarterback?
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He came in in the third quarter, replacing the injured
Dylan Gabriel, and we'll discuss how he did. Also, if
you're the Falcons owner Arthur Blank, what do you do
with coach Raheem Morris after an ungodly bad performance against
the team from Carolina? And how is the Baker Mayfield
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MVP campaign looking for the Buccaneers. We'll go there as well.
We'll do it all. We'll do it right now. Settle in,
have a great week, enjoy your Monday. Here it is
our number four. Well, be very careful what you wish for.
You might end up getting it, and that's a problem.
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be and right into it, we go to the land
in Cleveland and that is the story here, Shuldur Sanders,
be careful what you wish for us that Luke Colm
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Song be careful what you wish for. So Shouldur Sanders
finally got his opportunity the much discussed on all the
debate shows quarterback out of Colorado, the spawn of Dion.
Shouldhur Sanders got his chance to prove that he could
play at a high level in the NFL. The son
of Dion entered the game with twelve forty three remaining
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on the scoreboard clock at the Factory of Sadness in
the third quarter against the Ravens. And now he entered
the game because of injury Dylan Gabriel, who had been
harpooned for his suspect play. Dylan Gabriel left with a
concussion the concussion like protocol, and so Sanders got his chance.
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He completed his first two passes. This is easy. Why
didn't he play more? Come on bat job by the coaches.
Then they had to play the rest of the game.
How did that go? Don't ask? Schadur ended up going
four for sixteen, which seems to be impossible when you
consider the fact that the NFL has kowtowed everything for
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offensive football and that the Browns were not running some
exotic plays here They weren't chucking the ball forty yards
down the field. They're running a very basic, rudimentary NFL offense,
and that's what you got. Four of sixteen forty seven yards.
That's it. Had an interception with sacked twice, finished with
a passer rating of thirteen point five. Thirteen point five
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is the Ravens rallied? How about Baltimore? I mean a
rally to beat the Browns? How embarrassing is that for
the Ravens? But they won the game. And here is
what Shador Sanders had to say. What do you have
to say for yourself after that tremendous debut?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Here he is, I don't think I played good. Really,
I don't think I play.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Good at all.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Really.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
It's a lot of things, you know, we need to
look at, you know, during the week and go and
just get comfortable, even throwing routes, you know, with with
Jerry and throwing routes with all those guys. So I
think that was my first ball to them all year now.
But other than that, I just think overall, we just
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got to go next week and understand so then we
have a week to prepare.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right, So there's a lot to unpack in that.
Here's Kevin Stefanski. Before we completely go surgical and slice
this up, here's Kevin Stefanski is quarterback's debut.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Listen that we trust all of our guys.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We trust the guys to perform.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
He's no different, you know, and playing a backup quarterback role,
as we've talked about over the years, that that's tough
to come in there.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
But we trust him.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I know there's things that he's gonna want to do better,
but that's that's why we work, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So let's discuss now the question what grade do I
even need to do this? What grade do you give
Shader Sanders maiden voyage as the Browns quarterback playing the
bulk of the second half. So on this one, I've
got United States Postal Service, Beck and Fireball, and we
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will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make the gobbagool. We're gonna make the gobagool
off here, Mallard report card. And I'm not gonna be reactionary.
I'm not gonna bury the kid. It's first opportunity. I'll
be totally fair here. I'm not just gonna be some
kind of late night shock jock. I watched the clips
of Shoodar Sanders and the big takeaway from this. On
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the Mallet report card, he gets in F plus, I
could go F minus. I'm going F plus. I'm going
F plus because I'm Bennie Brightside. I'm mister positive. F
plus as in flounder plus. Flounder plus is what I'm
doing here. That was a fish out of water, a
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fish out of water, wiggle flop, gasper air. That's it.
The whole aquarium tips over. And that's all she wrote
right there. Shoulder Sanders looked like a guy who got lost.
He looked like a guy who got lost on his
way to a YouTube collab and then wandered in and
somehow he played quarterback in the NFL. So, dude, shouldn't
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you stick to those social media airport conventions? Like what
are you doing? And he's got all the bling bling
and the sunglasses and the brand partnerships and all that,
and then he's out there playing quarterback for the Cleveland
Browns and it's like they hired someone from Cinnabon to
play quarterback. In fact, not even that. Forget Cinnabon. This
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is like Anti Ann's territory. Not even Cinnabon Anti Ann's.
Now my favorite part is the fact that he validated
should Earth Sanders every mean thing that had been said
to the coaches. You know, the Stefanski was getting killed,
he was getting charbroil the coaching staff in Cleveland, and
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he validated their concerns. If you didn't see the way
should Earth Sanders played in this game, these are the
things that had been whispered by team sources that this
is why we didn't play the guy that he he
should beat QB four, QB five, but he's only QB
free because of some other politics and all that. This
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is why Dylan Gabriel started. He backed all that up.
Shouldeur Sanders just made Kevin Stefanski look like a genius.
And this was not the offensive line failed them. It's
not the receivers failed them. It's not the coaching staff
failed them. Shardeur Sanders should get a job at the
United States Postal Service because he was air mailing throws
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and basic throws and then he had notes if you
listen closely, so we get the nuanced era of years
of gas baggery. So Shouldeur Sanders. In the clip that
we play, we play that again. I want to play
it again because at the beginning it sounds like, hey,
he's saying all the right things if you listen closely, though,
and he said I didn't play good at all. He
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took a shot at the Browns coaching staff. If you
listen closely, there's a shot. See if you can figure
out what the shot is, it's a subtle shot at
Kevin Stefanski and the coaching staff.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Tick a list, listen that we trust all of our guys.
We trust our guys to perform. He's no different.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Let's hear from shooter Sanders said the shooter Sanders. When
we want that's see, we can get that. So we
get that right here and we'll clean that, clean that
out in the post. Yeah, I wanted to play it again.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I don't think I played good. I don't think I
play good at all. I think it's a lot of things,
you know, we need to look at, you know, during
the week and go and just get comfortable even throwing routes,
you know, with with with Jerry and throwing routes with
all those guys. So I think that was my first
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ball to them all year.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's it. That's the shot, all right, that's all I
need to see he's that's a shot at Kevin Stefanski
and the coaching staff. He said, that's the first ball
I threw to them all year, meaning it's the coach's fault.
I didn't get a chance to practice with the top players.
So he he started out by saying all the right things,
I didn't play good at all, and then he took
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out body blow. Body blow Kevin Stefanski is what he did.
That's what I was a shot. That was a shot
of the coaching staff by should Earth Sanders. And he's
out there air mailing throws. And it doesn't. None of
this matters because we know what the conversation is going
to be. All of Dion's buddies in the media, all
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the disciples of Prime Time will be out there. They failed, schitor,
He's the victim. Narrative narrative, narrative, narrative, narrative, narrative, narrative.
Before we know it, the next couple of days, there'll
be people literally lighting candles, lighting candles in the Church
of victimhood by midweek. For should Eur Sanders, he was
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not just bad, he was historically bad. For the broad
you could literally spike the ball into the turf there
at the factory of sadness, and you would have had
a more respectable stat line than should E Sanders had
in this game. So I expect more segments on you know,
Steven and those guys to do the did Cleveland sabotage shoulder?
We need answers now. Meanwhile, speak of sabotage, we go
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to Atlanta where Carolina picked up a thirty to twenty
seven overtime win over the Falcons, and that turned out
to be the defining game of the suck bag career
of Bryce Young, who turned the Atlanta Falcons into shredded
falcon And it's like a shredded falcon sandwich there. The
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pass defense anyway, a franchise wreck. You see this four
hundred and forty eight yards. He almost threw for five hundred,
Bryce Young. Bryce Young threw for oh my god, well
four forty eight, was the total yardist there and tossed
not one, not two, but three touchdowns, did not have
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an interception, and the Carolina Panthers have swept the Atlanta
Falcons in the season series for the first time in
over a decad kid over a decade. But that's not
the story. The better story is on the losing side,
and oh what a story it is here as Atlanta
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free falling, free falling, the Atlanta Falcons continue to trip
over their own toes five straight losses. Now after a
three and two start to the year, they've lost five straight,
longest losing streak since the pandemic season. And in the aftermath,
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Raheem Morris, Raheem Morris shouldered the blame. He took responsibility
for the Falcons problems. He gave us the money. Quote,
now what is the money? Quote? Raheem Morris said, quote,
There's no such thing as a losing team. There's only
a losing leader. Morris said, and I'm the leader and
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we lost close. Quote from Raheem Morris. So let's get
jumping off point the question if your Falcons owner, Arthur
Blank you've made your money selling two by fours at
home depot. You're Arthur Blake, what do you do with
coach Raheem Morris? And again his quote was, there's no
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such thing as a losing team. There's only a losing leader.
And I'm the leader and we lost close. Quote. So
Rahie Morris actually did a great mitzvah for Arthur Blank
as he did the work for the owner. He did
the work for the Falcon's owner. He essentially walked into
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the postgame presser Rahee Morris handed Arthur Blank a pink
slip and said, Okay, I own it. I'm the leader.
This is not a losing team. I'm a losing coach.
That's it, all right, and just put his name on it.
He did. Then Morris said, if you don't believe me,
let me hum some bars from that classic Beck tune.
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I'm a loser baby, I'm a los er baby. Yes
you are so. Arthur Blake should not reject the gift.
The falcon owner take the gift. This is the NFL.
You don't get a merit badge for honesty. If anything,
Rawhee Morris just saved some paperwork for the falcon's owner.
You want to stand up there and proclaim that you're
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the leader of a losing operation, that that's on you. Fine,
then don't be shocked if you're a Heee Morris. If
security says and you put all your belongings in a
little box, we have a box for you, and that's it.
But this is not new information. There's not some kind
of epiphany or anything like that. Rahee Morris was not
a good coach in Tampa. He was a young guy.
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He was out partying with the players on the road.
That was the legend of Raheem Morris. So then he
got a chance in Atlanta, kind of an interim, temporary
guy a couple of years ago, was not good. Then
he went off and shadowed Sean McVay around and got
that afterglow of the Rams, and so he got the job.
And guess what, He's still not a good coach. Raheem
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Morris has a three to seventy two career winning percentage
as an NFL head coach. And to think that numb
nuts in Atlanta hired Raheem Morris over Bill Belichick. Well,
boo Bouchick because who worked out at North Carolina. I
don't care. I don't care you hired Raheem Morris. Terrible
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coach and you can are you? Belichick don't know he's
doing all that stuff. At this point, he's seen ile,
he's more worried about his floozy girlfriend. Whatever. I'd still
rather have Belichick than Raheem Morris. Congratulations Atlanta Falcons. You
brought in the budget brand and you're shocked that it
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tastes like cereal. I can't believe it. I cannot believe it.
You were gouged by Bryce Young? Is that not a
sign from the football gods? You've you've done something terribly wrong,
generationally bad, bad, bad, bad, bad to the bone Bryce Young.
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They went back in the history of the quarterback position.
We had this the other day on the show. It
was one of who am I or inst A trivia
questions about just how bad it's just like the Vietnam War.
How bad Bryce Young had been and historically small, not
big enough to succeed at the quarterback position. And Carolina
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fans want who physically mail him back? And maybe they'll
call Tree in Chicago and get ups to do it,
but they want to mail him back to Alabama. Think
I dropped four hundred and forty eight yards on your head,
a franchise record for the Carolina Panthers. That is a
fireable offense in every state, certainly below the Mason Dixon line.
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That is a fireable offense. And so if you're Arthur Blank,
you make the call. What do you do? It's rather
simple here. You call hr and you say, okay, let's
schedule a meeting. All right, we'll schedule a meeting. No,
probably got the meeting clean house because Raheem Morris already
answered the question for you. He made it again easier
for you. He did. He told the whole world there's
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no such thing as a losing team, only a losing leader.
And I'm the leader. That was his quote. Those aren't
my words, those are his words. So if a coach
gets up to the podium and it admits he's the problem,
believe him. Believe well, it's just coach speak. Okay, on
this one, I'm gonna go No, it's not coach speak.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Now.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Meanwhile, last thing, we go to Buffalo, where Josh Allen
had more mistakes but didn't matter as the Bills took
advantage of some stop sloppy sloppy play by Tampa Bay
and they pulled away to grab a victory there. So
the Bills get in the win column. The better story,
though on the losing side. Remember four or five weeks ago,
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it was all the rage that Baker Mayfield was mister MVP. Yes,
he was in the clubhouse as the MVP leaders of
the question. Let's circle back to that question is how
is the Baker Mayfield MVP campaign looking for the Buccaneers.
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So I'd like to quote a tune from Willie Nelson,
turn out the lass the parties over. Yeah, the Baker
Mayfield MVP campaign d e A d dead done zipo.
No MVP for you, squad, douche is what you get now?
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The election headquarters for the Baker Mayfield the MVP campaign
election headquarters are emptying out faster than a raised playoff
game back when they used to make the playoffs. Now
the staffers are already at the bar, the people that
were working on the Baker Mayfield MVP campaign, they are
pounding shots of fireball, trying to forget that they ever
(19:05):
printed up those Baker for MVP yard signs. It's like, oh, man,
Elvis has left the building. Not gonna happen. The Buccaneers
were five and one at one point and they were
selling the fairytale. And what kind of fairy tale are
they selling?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Let's see here. Well, they've dropped three of their last
four games, and the offense is operating like a rusty
old lawnmower, so not particularly good there. And Baker's gone
from the penthouse. Now he's not all the way in
the basement, but he's on the first floor. He's just
above the basement at this particular moment in time, and
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so he's not climbing the stairs, Baker. He's taking the
elevator down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down down down, and he's cooked. Stick a fork in him,
do whatever you have to do. They had all the
balloons ready at campaign headquarters. The he had everything ready
to go, confetti cannons for Baker Mayfield. And now the
campaign volunteers with sad looks on their face, are sweeping
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the floors. They're taking selfies with the life size Baker
cardboard cutout before they toss it into a dumpster, which
blind Scott will then take out of the dumpster and
sell on eBay. The Buccaneers had a cute little run,
nice little run there. Good for them. I think you still
make the playoffs, because someone's going to make the playoffs
in that god awful, wretched division and all that. But
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the voters are not looking at Baker anymore. And really
no one had an MVP. Kind of a weekend, didn't
that Mahomes was the quarterback, didn't play particularly well. Chiefs lost,
Stafford didn't play well. Rams won, but he didn't play well.
Go down the big board, Sam Darnold four interceptions. That
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campaign is over. He's not winning the MVP Awards, so
someone's gonna win. The quarterbacks did not rise up. Did
not happen with one game left here on Monday night,
not a good one. The Raiders and the Cowboys. It
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Militia Feud. We'll start out with Steve O in Manhattan.
Hello Steve, Welcome, Hello Steve, You've.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Hit the big time drive time in New York City.
My man Ben distinguished panel expanding audience, Welcome to he Now, Ben,
I don't if you remember this.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I called you about six years ago.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
I wanted you to appear as a guest on it
on a sports show.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh no, no, I you was on w f A, right,
didn't you? Was that where it was?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I thought it was that was on w ABC.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh was that the morning guy? Nah?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
These guys they just they.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It was I know, I know the morning No, I
don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
That.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
There was a morning guy I know that used to work.
He was in Miami. He did a morning show at Miami.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, that was that. That's it.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now is he still? Is he still there?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Day? He's the number one rated guy? No way?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Is that right? Good for him?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah? But yeah, but a little more to it. I
think listeners from seventy to ninety five.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
They count. As long as they're breathing, they count.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
That's it. That's it.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
I wanted you, I really I wanted you to be
a guest on Joe Beningo's podcast because to me, I
noticed certain personalities that will mesh well.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I met Joe Bingo years ago at a Mets game
and I sat right next to him and we had
a great conversation. He told me this whole story about
his friendship with Bill Belichick and how Belichick used to
listen going in when he was a defensive coordinator with
the Jets and he would listen on his way in
and they became penpalas. It was crazy, it was a
wild story. I could believe you told me the whole thing.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Hey, and the same thing happened recently with Salad Joe
Is I'm telling you got to be a guest on
his podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Now listen, I'm gonna I'm not gonna book myself. If
he contacts me, I'll go on his podcast. But he's
gonna reach out to me, I can't. I'm not gonna
not gonna. I'm not gonna book myself.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Of course not. I'm gonna mention it to him. Don't worry.
What do you think I said?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
I'm saying this poor and uh now to being now
you have to tell him aout warn you now to
be a member of.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Joe Beningo's sand Club.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
Ready for this, folks, Yeah, you have to be old
enough to remember super Bowl free old enough.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
No, no, there's another part that is now and old
enough to old enough to know you will never see
the Jets on a super Bowl.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
Listen anyway, when you have those truck drivers called in,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I always there. I can't believe you've never done this.
C W McCall the song Convoy. If you listen to
the opening line of that song, you would be playing
it every night. That's the only hint I'm going to
give you on that.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Lorraine is in charge of the music, so you can
track that down. And yeah, you.
Speaker 9 (26:20):
Don't say that, Steve said, because every time I make
recommendations on the radio.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
They don't do it purposely. I used to have hosts
steal my lines and and even the guy. But Coop
is the man, Coop, Coop is a good guy.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
His birthday, you want to sing him happy? Is his birthday? Singh,
it's Coop's birthday.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Got his birthday president yesterday?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Right right, ronco.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The perfect time and right happy. I'll do Marin Monroe one.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
But listen, first, Jets, they would have been better off
with mister Fields from having a Costello or Joe Fields
the former center. But the Jets if they were going
to bring Fields, and they should at Winston too, because
one guy can't throw, the other guy throws interceptions. And
the Giants, the Giant plays the happy even though they lost,
because this is the first time in four years they
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got to eat the pregame and postgame meal because what's
his name? He used to tell the players, right bonehead
used to tell the players, Oh no, they didn't bring
the postgame meal in or the pregame meal.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Meanwhile, he had like blueberry pie dripping off the side
of the same birth two.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
You you happy bird.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
They missed the pull the screen.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
All right, thank you, Steve. All right, what did you
want to add something there, blind Scott, do you want
to touch up Steve's work?
Speaker 10 (27:47):
Yeah, we're on the sports up Steve. This isn't w
E I you're trying to get Ben. I mean, I'm
a fan of the joke and then go fan call two.
But the there's at five am on Saturday morning. That's
when we're all there. You know, hey, dude, this he
thinks it's a w.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, he thinks I think you think he's w F
A N I.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
Think is what he He's a Patriots on serious time.
He calls the station it's called the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
All right, what do you want me to do with that?
Let's go to Mike the Leprecaun. Now this will be
some hardcore sports talk. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 9 (28:18):
Happy birthday, two Coops Manhattan.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
It is great like that dead Coop lost all the games.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
I'm having I'm having chicken for dinner tonight.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Congratulations anyway, Okay, unlike Marcelle's going to do your I
just love that he bashes Marcella and then tries to
take his segments.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
No one asked you what you ate for dinner?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Look at that she took a shot at you.
Speaker 11 (28:47):
Please your chicken and then get off the air like
you always do.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Wow, what are you doing? Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You have to come to Boston.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
You will actually like me.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, you o to Boxton. It's thirty three outside. I'm
feeding the rabbits.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
You would find my hotel room and you'd sit outside
of it every day.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
And yes, no, he would just he would just poor.
He would pour sun tank lotion in the hallway, is
what he would do out in front of me. To
put this on our shoulders. And look, it's cheaper for you.
If she doesn't go, Yeah, listen, we're playing. We're gonna
have a great time. We'll have a wonderful time. We'll
go We'll do the Woo Socks game, right, We'll go
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to maybe a Red Sox game. Are you fine? Great time?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
We can go dumpster diving with blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
It's a great idea. I was sick, Blind Scott. Can
we all go dumpster diving with you? Remember when last
time we did a meet and greet, you took that
guy from Toronto. You guys wandered off. We we lost Wayne.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
From Chelsey and we met Blair.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Remember the black people scared Blair away considered the DMA.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Blair Blair was very traumatized by the dm XC. But
he's dead now, so there's no more DMX concerts unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, we actually saw.
Speaker 10 (30:03):
A gm X that night. We were he was playing
at the MGM and it was a Ben Mallord show.
They did like h we was back with life. They
did DMX and Ben Mallard together. That was like a
pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Remember well, yeah, I remember. We were just happy to
be at the bar across the street from where they
were having a concert. I remember that, dude.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
So here's the deal.
Speaker 10 (30:21):
My my family when they used to speak to me,
they owned a Scheme Mountain and the Crowley's own the
Worcester Red Sox, and my mom could maybe talk to them.
Maybe we could have a whole Ben Mallard day.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
That's a great idea. I think we should do a
Mallard night in there with the Wu Saws. Right, you're
down with that, Mike the lepre Kanye, Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
I don't think Blan Scott can afford unlike Mike's in
New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And they to put you up anywhere, and we're giving
you all right, blind Scotty says that you're you don't
have any money.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
This guy paid for a mail order bright and she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
All right, that's what is he doing there? Mike? I
don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Okay, I have no idea. Okay, I have a question
for Bland Scott.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
If he's dumps to diving like weed man, what is
he going to do.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
With a banana?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Do I even? I don't. I think whatever Scott says
is probably not gonna make it on the air. Right,
Is that correct? You're gonna say something offensive?
Speaker 12 (31:10):
Now?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Is that.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
This pieces for?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
All right, thank you, Mike, Deliverary. That was very pleasant.
What's not really? Marcel is in Brooklyn? Hello Marcel. The Discovery,
Oh what fun it's going to be. So Stefan Diggs,
who plays for the Patriots, has gone to court. Cardi
B's boyfriend suing a male influencer who accused him of
(31:40):
sexual assault and inspiring and conspiring to kill him. And
so now they're going to go to court. The problem
when you go to court discovery, So there's gonna be
a lot of things. It's gone a lot of good.
It's out there. It's gonna get messy.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Huh what this is?
Speaker 3 (32:01):
This is terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Then we'll edit that out. Don't worry about that. Then.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I'm Marshall Marek and I approved this message.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh you're Marcell. You're getting ready for your campaign? Right?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
If you ever think I say on Mondays, Wednesdays and
Friday mornings to speak to Ben, Lorena and Cook dep
on Fox Sports Radio. I guarantee it to.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Say I am in it what Marcel? Nobody wants to
hear you gibberish, But Marcel, I have to ask you
a question. So your thoughts the Big spitting controversy as
Jalen Ramsey of the Steelers claims that Jamar Chase spat
a lugi right in his face.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
That night. Oh from the Steelers, What.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Would you do, Marcel if, like Mike the Leprechaun, spit
a loogi in your face? What would you do?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Eliminate them?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah? What about them? What about our friend in New Hampshire?
What if he did it?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Also?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Eliminate them?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Right?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Them and Blonde Scott also erased and Blair remine hate
that fool, and believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
He's rightsome?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
What erase them? Okay, well you'd hate the board right now.
All your mortal enemies are on the board here. They
all all the all the people are enemy. They're all there.
They're lined up, one after another.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
So I'm hired. Shane in the Moine and Robin Arkansas
will be my ambassadors of my chem What a cabinet.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
What a cabinet you put together? Geo political?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah, my three ambassadors of your show.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yes, very important.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
So if you ever think Mike in New Hampshire, my
Selen blond Scott in Boston, and Blair in Maine or
becomes my enemies, call them for me.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Whatever. Now, now there's a story. We have not mentioned this,
and I feel like it's going to be a bigger deal.
It's not quite a big deal yet, but it was
buried on a Sunday news dump over the weekend. But
the story is the NBA seizing phones from a number
of teams, including the Lakers and some of le Bron's
right hand dudes. Yeah, expanding illegal gambling probe in the NBA.
(34:28):
Doesn't that seem like a bigger deal. These are people
in the inner circle of Lebron. You gotta think Lebron's
at the level like Otani. Like a lot of people
believe Otani was up to some really shady stuff. And
his buddy's sitting in a jail cell in Pennsylvania. Oh,
Tani's not sitting in a jail cell in Pennsylvania. His
(34:49):
buddy is. So if anything went down, it's something to
keep an eye on, something to keep an eye on. Paul,
real quick, Paul's in Boston. What's going on, Paul, ben.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
What's going on? Calling from the homeland of your number
one New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Number one, number one?
Speaker 12 (35:08):
Yes, yes, hey, So to touch on the Jalen Ramsey
Jama Chase controversy thing right now, Hey, you know what,
you just messed up because you have a huge game
coming up next Sunday against the New England Patriots and
one of the only people on that team that could
possibly be a factor in beating minor England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh look at that. I forgot about that. You're right,
another another easy one for the Patriots. You're right, I
forgot that's who they play next.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yes, I.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's all right, Paul. I didn't realize that. I did
not see I'm not working ahead on the Bengals Week
twelve schedule. But yeah, interesting. It is the Bean Mallord Show.
If you would like to play the Mallord Militia feud,
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Speaker 2 (36:24):
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At the end of the show, it's winning so important.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Listen, winning over and everything the only thing.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
It's time for another Mallard game show.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Now ye're so goe.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers. That is
the top answer forty points. It's malor militia, cute shore here.
Welcome in Coach Russell from the Orlando area. Hello Coach Russell, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
We had a thirty seven thirty six triple overtime when
we rolled the dight the whip for two in the
third overtime for the victory.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
We move on. Good job, proud of you. I bet
you lost some sleep that night though, huh, a little bit,
a little bit stressful. Yeah, hey, good job though you won.
That's all the matters, coach. You're gonna play hold on
a second. You will be going against Chris in Boston.
Hello Chris, welcome, Happy Ben. I'll go Happy Monday to you. Chris.
You ready to do this year? You're taking on Coach Russell.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
I am ready, all right? You're to live in Orlando,
actually too.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Oh you did a long time ago. Yeah, look at that.
All right, you guys can trade stories one or two here.
What are we doing here?
Speaker 11 (38:34):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Number one? All right, gentlemen. Category number one. We surveyed
one hundred people. Name an exotic animal people most want
to want as a pet, but probably coach.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Lean you.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
No again, one hundred people surveyed. Name an exotic animal
people most want as a pet, but probably shouldn't have.
Top eight answers on the board.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Ris an alligator.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yes, that was number seven, Number seven, Chris.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Good pete being marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I remember I saw a video of somebody had a
pet alligator. I mean, what do you You can't really
pet it? I don't know? All right, I go ahead, yours.
You're up again there, Chris, you got the alligator.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
One.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Good job by you, tiger tiger? Is that on there?
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
That was the number one answer. The number one answer
was a tiger. There you go, but not a Detroit
tiger because they wouldn't win. Keep going there, Chris, six answers.
L A monkey, a monkey, there you go. That was
the number two answer. You got number one and number
two and you get to go again. The flow is
(39:44):
a sloth on there. No, okay, here's your opportunity, coach Russell.
There are still a bunch of answers left. We surveyed
one hundred people named an exotic animal people most want
as a pet but probably should not have. Snake, Yes,
solutly snake, a python, cobra, snake, you alive. My brother
(40:05):
had a snake when I was a kid. My mom said,
don't worry, it was never going to get out, and
damn thing got out was under my bed. I'm still pissed. Anyway,
you're up again. Go ahead, coach.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
Let's let's go.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
A pig a pig.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Point No, no, not on there, Chris, back to you.
Surveyed one hundred people. The top eight answers of the
board Animals that people want as a pet but probably
shouldn't have. Uh, tiger, Well you already, but we already
had that. That was already answered, but it was still
on there, but he already said it. He said it
already back to you, Coach Russell, he's the one that
(40:43):
said it. But I know he already said it, Coach anything,
I got nothing else. I don't know, all right, animals, Chris,
any other animals quickly? Really, we're out of animal shock.
The other the thing thinking about like the lion, Like
like a lion was on there.
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Tigers and bears.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
A wolf, a fox and h and a bear.
Speaker 11 (41:08):
Yeah, I think a skunk should be on there too,
a skunk.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You want a pet skunk? I do, really? I want
a Komodo dragon. I think I love Komodo dragon. They're
very deadly though there's a saliva. You keep them away
from NFL games.