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December 14, 2024 28 mins

Ben Maller & Danny G. have a fun Saturday podcast for you! They talk: A Fifth Hour First, Santa Turns into Frosty, Clickbait, Back That Bus Up, Word (Phrase) of the Week, & more! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kabbooms.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Clearinghouse of hot takes break free for something special.
The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
In the air everywhere, And a happy Saturday to you.
It is the fourteenth day of December, and you have
snumbled onto the Fifth Hour with me, Ben Mahler and
Danny g Radio and we have a home inger, a

(00:51):
hum inger of a story for you. So, Danny, you're
never supposed to know how they make the hot dogs,
right they say that, don't. You're not supposed to know
how they make the hot dogs. But on this day
here we need to go behind the microphone. So both
of us are very busy. We have first world jobs,

(01:12):
first world problems, right, dannyway, We're both very lucky we
were able to survive and radio and broadcasting and stuff.
So and this podcast is a labor of love, right,
we do it get paid a lot of money for this.
It's just, you know, we do it because we like it.
It's fun and.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm actually on an internship pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
And so so anyway, we do it for fun and
we have a good time. And fortunately we built up
a pretty good following and you guys have been great
and you listen to the podcast every weekend while you,
according to the feedback we get while you do your
your honeydeist or you're just hanging out at the house
whatever you might be doing. So great. So we recorded

(01:53):
a very odd hour for us. And I've been doing
this podcast. Oh god, I don't even know, man, it's
been like, how many years has this been with you?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I mean it's been three and a half with me
and I did it.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
With guess it's probably been almost six or seven years.
I've been doing this Podcast's been a long time. Well,
it's probably been six years. I think it was like,
I think it's like three and three or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm not a numbers guy, but that doesn't seem to
add up no matter.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So, for the first time in the history of the
Fifth Hour podcast, we had done the podcast, as they say,
the hay was in the barn. We had done the
work and all that.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah, we signed off. Thanks, we'll see it for the
mail bag. Saturday was in the can as they say.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Later skater. And then I sent ua message with three
letters in it.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, I thought you were a Mets fan. Suddenly it
said OMG.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Because I went to save the file for the podcast,
because we record the podcast, yes, and then you add
bells and whistles to a Danny and magic touch on
it put some extra secret sauce in there and all that.
So so I went to save the file and there
was no file to save. You got crickets. That is

(03:15):
all we got files. I thought, well, I know I'm tired,
but I'm we just did an entire episode of the podcast,
like there must be a file, Like it's got to
be a glitch. And so I said, uh, I said omg.
And then and then I sent you some other other

(03:35):
messages like I I Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
So we sat there and talked to each other for
forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, and it was a really good show.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh dude, memorable. I think it was probably in our
top ten of all time.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, and we'll likely win as some kind of podcasting award.
Will likely win as some kind of podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm God because he's the only one who heard it.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes, yes, well, they do say that radio is a
disposable form of entertainment, but podcasting is not supposed to
be that, right because everything's recorded and saved and replayed
and all that. Holy crap on a cracker. All right, Well, well,
I guess we know what we're gonna be talking about today,
Danny on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let me guess what the national day is.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You want to give it, you want to give it
a shot, Danny, Yeah, Oh my goodness, holy crap.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
And for anyone that doesn't think this is live on
the day I release it to the masses, it is
four am right now on this Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yes, uh wait, what are we doing anyway on this podcast, Dady,
We've got Dean Martin little clickbait. Back that bus up.
See on this podcast, I'll say it properly, back back
bass bus up? All right? This is shame. Yeah, And
we'll have the frames all the week, but we begin

(04:56):
with this. So last night, one of the reasons that
I'm I'm still trying, Danny, my darnedest, to try to
warm up, Try to warm up. I feel like I
spent the night in Siberia last night. It was that day,
that day, different than all other days. It was a

(05:17):
little Dean Martin action. Baby, it's cold outside. I was
Santa Claus. I played Santa Claus last night and spent
my time, my time once a year, four hours strapped
to the back. I dressed up as Santa Claus, and
I sat on the back of a fire truck and
they drove me around and I waved at people back

(05:39):
and forth, up and down the street, all kinds of streets,
rich people, poor people, every kind of person. And it
was a lot of fun. But I left Nanny. I
left as Santa Claus, and I came back as frosty
as the snowman. I mean you talk about blue balls,
My balls were ice. I mean it was man, was it?

(06:01):
It was California cold. I love her balls. It was
California cold. Now. I took all the appropriate steps, all
the appropriate steps INNY. I had several layers of clothing on.
I had some some hand warmer things I had. But
the handwarmers keep the palm of your hand warm. They
don't keep your fingers.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
How were they in your butt? Crack?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
That was my butt felt great, But no, no, I had.
I had them strategically placed on my my shirt, so
I had some. I guess those are body warmer as
they call them. But I had my one of my back.
The one on the back really worked well. One on
the chest didn't work that well. And but I had
these little Santa gloves, these white Santa gloves, and they
didn't do any of the socks I wore, i'd wol socks.

(06:47):
My brother who's lived in New York for years, he
said the most important thing was cool wol socks. He said,
that's the forget everything else, wol socks. That's what you
need to keep you warm.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I agree, because your feet really if your feet are cold,
you can get sick pretty easily.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah. So it was, uh, it was The wolf socks
were good. The only thing that really froze was my fingers.
That was really bad. Those who needs fingers My right
hand was getting a workout. But it was. It was nice,
it was fun, wonderful. We had we all had a
good time. Well, I don't know if everyone had a
good time. I had a good time seeing the kids smiling.
I didn't even see that many kids smiling because full

(07:24):
disclosure on the and I'm gonna send out some photos
later today. I think later today, who know, I don't
even know. I remember.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
If not, you're going to be asleep, let's be honest,
sleeping most of the day.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
But but I'll be sending out some photos at some
point this weekend of the Santa experience. And I had
I believe the term is stage lighting, where the light
was on me. So I was sitting on the back
of a fire truck waving at people, and I had
four lights. I had two behind me, two in front
of me.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Santa the cellout, suddenly you're on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So uh so it was great for
people who were taking photos of Santa. They had a
nice clear shot. But Santa, you.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Sound like the Ricky Henderson of Santa's right now, by
the way. I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's like being on stage in front of one hundred
thousand people and you don't know they're out there because
you can't see them because of the lighting. Whether there
weren't one hundred thousand people, there were a few people.
And I would like to point out I say this
every year. The city I've been asked not to name
the city that I do this in for reasons I

(08:28):
can't get into here. But the city that I do
this in, there are some really really rich people that
live in this city, like in the hills, and I
end up waving at them driving up these one road
winding roads around the mountaintops.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
To go U.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Crenshaw to these mansions. Yeah, exactly. You know, it's comptent,
and so making that trip up. And as you the
further you get up, the more money the houses are,
the fewer people that come out. Like in the city,
people come out. A lot of people now will just
open their front door and wave a lot of that

(09:12):
because it's cold and they don't want to go outside.
And then the further we get up, the more the
property values, the fewer the amount of people that come out.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Why is that they think they're too good for you?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I tend to think there's a causation correlation situation. I
don't know. I mean, maybe not, but either way, there
were I.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Don't need juice in. I bought all my own gifts
through my accountant.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, I'm my own Santa Man exactly. I don't. I
don't need you and your little sant outfit.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm a self made Santa.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
So onlike years past, I did not see as many
people there were. I'm told there were many people. I'd
kind of blocked my I use my hand to block
the light so I could see the people. Had to
use my hand to block the light to see the people.
So there was a good, a good turnout. I didn't
see that many of them. And then I got back
to the to the police station where I changed out

(10:03):
of my Santa suit. But before I did that, though,
my niece and my nephew came over. They lived not
far away from that town. And my my sweet niece,
beautiful young girl, and she she says, yeah, Uncle Benny,
were you Santa Claus on that fire truck? I said, no,
I would never do that. I would never hit on
a fire truck. Are you kidding me? Come on? And uh,

(10:27):
it was. It was quite cute and amusing. And my
my nephew didn't really care about any of it. He
was just kind of had a goofy face and then
that whole thing. So, but it was a lot of
it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was a good time and the only issue was
getting off the fire truck. Then, and you probably heard
about this maybe in another life, but I was very
concerned about calling. I'm a rather large human being and
I'm not as nimble as I used to be back
when I was Benny the ballerina in my younger It

(11:00):
would have been no problem the gymnastic part of my life,
but that's in the past. So I sat at the
edge of the side. Actually it was the back of
the fire truck. I sat at the end of it,
and I was contemplating, what do I do here? What's
the move? What is the move to get off the
fire truck? And I waited. I was going to do
it on my own, and I thought, well, in my head,

(11:22):
I fell, I slipped and then I went broke my
left arm in three places. And it became clickbait, and
then it was a big problem. I am such a
radio loser.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Aggregating Is that the big word you guys used on
your website.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yes, Aggregation is the word. You're taking a story and
you're getting you're getting listeners or viewers based on that.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
And you're adding to it. If you had broken bones,
then that's not clickbait. I would have wanted to see that.
But some clickbait I've been dealing with over the past
couple of days. Now you're going to love this because
you are intertwined into the story. Flashback to last weekend's podcast.
All right, I did something that no Fifth Hour podcast

(12:12):
listeners should ever do.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I took advice from Ben Maller.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
How dare you? How dare you? Now?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Actually it started out good because we were talking Mike
Tyson and his PR people, one in New York, one
in Vegas there with him, and your advice was, don't
go with their question sheet. Just stay true to what
Covino and Rich want to ask them and screw the
PR people.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I think my advice was you tell them you're going
to do exactly what they want you to do, and
then do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yes, Monday afternoon, I go in for the pre show
meeting and I show them the questions, and I said,
you do not read these questions. You ask him your
own questions. He's a big boy, you know, he's done
a lot of interviews. He can deflect it termed a
bob and weave.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I think that's the term. He can bob and weave.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah, interview goes great, it's a zoom interview. Even better.
The guys can see his response and his interactions.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
People have some mic bites together, some edibles, no sweet cheeks,
Mike sweet Mike sweet cheeks. And then the tagline is
everybody's eating them. I'm trying to get in on that, Mike.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Everything's going great. Then they ask him about the fight
with Jake Paul. Covino says, what was Paul's power like?
And Mike said, I don't remember. I don't really remember
much of the fight. He says, I remember the first round,
coming back after the first round, and then him bowing. Well, Ben,
what do you think the national outlets have picked up

(13:51):
on in the past few days.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Let's see here. I'm gonna go with the last part
for a thousand.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
The headline from New York Post dot com Mike Tyson
makes terrifying Jake paulfight revelation. Then the headline from People
dot com, Mike Tyson says he doesn't remember much of
Jake Paul fight.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Don't know what the hell happened.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Both of these articles, Benny, they're alluding to the fact
that maybe he has early dementia. It started out where
the PR people loved the interview, even the fact that
they asked that question about his butt cheeks. Mike Laught
had fun with it. After the interview was over, they

(14:38):
sent an email to me saying it was great. It
was awesome. He had fun, and I was like, you
know what, I did the right thing. It all worked out.
But now and if you google Mike Tyson on your
device in front of you, yeah, I'm sure you could
see that this has now spun out of control where
people are making a big deal about this one clickbait piece.

(14:59):
And when he said I don't remember all of it
to me at the time, when I was watching this
interview live in the studio, it felt like he was
deflecting a little bit, like what you predicted, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
If you don't want to answer it. It's like what
coaches do after football games. Well, I gotta watch the tape,
you know, I gotta go walk. I gotta go back
and watch the tape. And I don't want to talk
about it until I watched the DAVE because they know,
like a few days later, nobody cares in this case,
like I don't remember, you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, and he admitted that he hasn't watched it back.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah. Yeah, here's the Hindu Times. I always get my news.
From the Hindu Times, Mike Tyson makes shocking admission about
Jake Paul fight. I don't remember the baddest man on
the planet, says us. Here's another one from some boxing website.
Mike Tyson blanked out during Jake Paul fight. Uh, there's

(15:49):
a click on that thing. There's a British publication. Tyson
makes worrying admission reveals injuries after losing Jake Paul boxing fight.
Oh there's a bunch of these stories. Yeah, he was
just there to get paid. He got his money and
all that. But the whole aggregation game, and I did
that for a long time when I ran my website,

(16:09):
which was a gossip website. It was aggregating the news.
And it's really the modern aggregation. Not that I didn't
partake in this, because I certainly did some of it
back in the day. But it's like playing the children's
game Telephone, where you internationally pop it's called it's called
other places, different names, but you just start out, you

(16:32):
tell one person in the room, you whisper something person
to person, and then it changes and then at the
end you compare with the final messages to what the
original messages and it's never the same and aggregations the
same thing. It's like you have to add a little
extra garlic, a little pepper, maybe chienne pepper on top
of the story, and so it changes it. You want

(16:54):
to put your own spin on it, and then it
changes it enough and by the time it gets repackaged
like the New York you said it, I think you
told me the New York Post was the one that
really it kind of blew up from the New York Post. Yeah,
they have a worldwide audience and they have their spind
on it, and then people have to make it. They
can't say it's word for word from the New York Post,

(17:15):
so then they have to draw their own addition onto
the story. And then it's it's like legos. You keep
adding legos, it changes the design or whatever. You know
what I'm saying changes.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Well, benmallard dot com is back because I blame you
for his pr people now being pissed about this.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Hey, this publicity.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Tell you something. Somebody. I believe in the magic Christian
that you know, everyone's got a price. If somebody wants
to write me a big enough check, I will absolutely
bring back Benmallard dot com bring that back. Of course
it would take a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I feel like you would spend an hour typing out
a story and then you wouldn't save it on your computer.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't know what you're talking about. So back that
bus up, Back that bus up. We flashed back to
last weekend, the Mallard Ugly Sweater Party, A fine shin
dig the party.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I can't wait to find out about this.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
You've never heard about this, Danny. So twenty twenty four
Ugly Sweater party, and update we're about We're about an
hour into the party. About an hour into the party,
things were going well. It was a typical ugly sweater party.
There was a nice crowd, a mix of my radio people,
a couple of my wife's co workers, some family were

(18:36):
there and they were eating their Kirkland brand pizza. And
I had made hundreds, hundreds of cookies. Not I had
chocolate chip, a lot of chocolate chip. There were oatmeal
raisin my wife likes oatmeal raisin. I had a lot
of those. We had gingerbread cookies, which I added, these
are soft gingerbread, not to be confused with the traditional gingerbread,

(18:57):
which are not soft. So I had that I made
some homemade brownies and I want to thank your family,
Danny gear Deeli brownies. I used the geara Deli brownie,
so I made those easy to make. So we had
all that ready to go and we put all that
together and it was it was fine, and had all
the food out, had some cake as well, and people
were eating. And about an hour hour and a half

(19:19):
into the party, all of a sudden, somebody's knocking on
the door, ringing the doorbell, and I wasn't near the
front door. Somebody opens the door and somebody had backed
that bus up and Danny, hand to god here. It
was like a conga line. It reminded me of Deebo

(19:41):
Samuel coming out to take the field for the forty
nine ers where he's got the boom box, you know,
he's doing that thing and all the bump box, the
bump box. Yeah. So this the door opens and it
is a stampede of my wife's co workers that had
gotten a party bus to come to the malard Ugly

(20:02):
Sweater party. And immediately the crowd double. We went from
five people to about seventy people give or take.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Was like cops gone wild.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh it was not. I mean, listen, they don't have
a good time. The cops know I have a good time.
So they were going crazy. It's getting loud, and I
want you to know, Danny, I made it all the
way through high school, college. I've I'm not a big
party guys. You know, I'm an introvert. But I have
been to parties. I have been to parties. I've been
to some crazy parties, not many, but some. But my

(20:33):
entire life when I was age appropriate to go to parties,
not once was I ever at a party where the
cops got called to shut the party down. The twenty
twenty four Ugly Sweater Party. Somebody called the cops. Some
some Karen knarked on us and called the cops, and

(20:53):
so they showed up at the house. And let me
tell you something, Danny, if you ever find yourself in
a city situation in your life where you have the
police show up and you're at your place because the
party's too loud, may you be lucky enough to have
police answer the door.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yeah, because they called the cops on the cops exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah. Because the party. I mean, there were some radio people.
I invited a bunch of people, you know, some showed up,
some didn't whatever, but the bulk of the party, the
whole party bus was my wife's co workers and she
works at a police station, so it was all cops
and so it was all I was not near the
front door. I saw from a distance, I observed and

(21:35):
like the cop that showed up the check on us
by the time he opened the door. They all speak
the same language, Danny, So it's like they had the
Rosetta stone on how to talk to a cop. And
so the guy was like smiling and laughing and having
a good time and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
So they made him a plate of brownies and cookies
whatever he wants and and so so, yeah, that was
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
That was That was pretty cool. So I can say
that the Ugly Sweater party was the cresiest of all
time because never before we've had a lot of these things.
Never before has somebody ratted us out and call the
police and so, and I'm not going to say that
it was it was Ferg Dog that did it or alf.
I don't think those guys would have done it, but
I don't know who did. Somebody did. I have no idea.
Got a murder, All right, let's get to the word

(22:19):
of the week. Are you ready for the word a week?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
The replay of the word of.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
The week, well, really more of a phrase of the week.
But this is from Becky from Nebraska. I don't know
where in Nebraska, but as I like to say, Danny,
there's only three cities in Nebraska that she could possibly live,
and everything else is just farmland. Anyway, Becky rights, she's
I know, it's like I've heard that before too, blow
your own trumpet, which is Becky said she heard me

(22:49):
mention this this week on a monologu, which is true.
I didn't. I didn't mention blow your own trumpet in
a reference to I think I I if I remember correctly,
we're talking about Wan Soo's opening news conference with the Mets,
and I know that's exciting here and and the Mets
not only get Juan Soto, they get the baby that
will be born later in Juan Soto's belly. But but anyway,

(23:12):
I talked about how it's just unlikable and just like
the whole vibe I got it was just like I
hate got the athletes that are that arrogant just rubbed.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Me the wrong way. Yeah, arrogant and entitled exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That's just there are people that think that's great and
good for you. And I know him in the minority,
but like Blake Snell, Juan Soto, Machado, Carlos correct, guys
like that just really really bothered me anyway. So I
said something like Juan Soda, I think the tease on
the in the monologue was he's part of the New

(23:50):
York Philharmonic Orchestra, He's the one blowing his own trumpet.
And and the phrase becky, oh my god, exactly to
blow your own trumpet is actually it's a version of
blow your own horn. He blew me off at a
hotel near lax That was clearly edited. I never said that.

(24:16):
The people that study words say middle of the nineteenth century,
and it actually, though becky comes from an earlier expression,
blow your own trumpet, which dates back to at least
the fifteen hundreds. And they say they who know who
claim to know that it actually originated from medieval times,

(24:39):
not the restaurant I know there is that still around
medieval times. Is that still a thing?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
It is?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, not the restaurant medieval times. But no, no, no,
this is something that I had seen Danny in Robin
Hood and old movies about medieval times, but I always
thought it was bullshit. I think there was possibly real,
But apparently it was that to announce the arrival of

(25:06):
the king, Harald's blue trumpets to announce the arrival of
the king, and so any merchant or other commoner who
wanted to announce his arrival had to blow his own horn.
So thus the term blow your own horn and whatnot

(25:26):
got twisted around blow your own trumpet, whatever, But that
is it, blow your own trumpet a tribute to medieval
times when they would announce the arrival of the king.
Kind of like we're announcing that this is it. And
I'm pretty sure that we're not going to have to
do this a third time. I'm positive that we will

(25:47):
not have to do this the third time, but if
we did, it would be even better than the last
one that we just Anyway, all right, Saturday, it's much
later than it was supposed to be because of this
bad job by me and anything you want to promote.
Not a great sporting day today, that'd be fair to say, right, No,

(26:07):
No NFL on Saturday till next weekend. Yeah, Bowl games
aren't really a thing, right, We've just got one game
to watch today, and that was pretty much.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, all eyes are on what we.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Call Army Navy, but it's Navy at Army today. Tonight
there's the Veterans Bowl with two historically black schools.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hey man, you might not notice, but I'm black.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Not a lot of Bowl action yet, Ben, But I
know you love the Army Navy matchups. From when we
were kids, those were some really good football teach.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh, it was always in Philadelphia. They made a big deal.
I remember being on CBS and they were combined. It
was like watching what would be the end watching the
Jets and Giants play. Just terrible teams, horrible teams and all.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, and we obviously respected both teams and all the
for what they do for the country, but the play
on the field left a lot to be desired.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, when we were kids, it was, Hey, you know,
the Army and the Navy they win the real battles.
They don't worry about the football battles. You know, they
win war.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, yeah, you want to talk about trenches, buddy.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Exactly exactly. And years ago, my friend Marlin's man, he
invited me to an Army Navy game. It was actually
in New Jersey and I was unable to make it.
I would love to go to that game. That's one
of those those games in American sports. It doesn't matter
whether they're good or not. It's just to see the scene,
the pomp and circumstance at that game. It's always really,

(27:40):
really really cool. All Right, we'll get out on that.
I have a wonderful rest of your day.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
And I feel like you're going to sleep for an
eight hour stretch right now.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, So this show is so good.
We did it twice. It's so so nice. We did
it twice, you old man.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I feel like by the time we're arrested, we're going
to do the mail bag on Monday.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh, it's gonna be oh man, all right, we have
a great I'm going to I'm going back to sleep. Then, yeah,
I'm getting out of here. See you later.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, go to frost your fingers later, skater My felation
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