3002: Typhoid Maryland

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
A bullet ball. Extrue, We're true? What's true?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I forgot to ask you before the show started, But
do you have any banter?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
You do?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay? All right, well give me a second, pull up
the banter music. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Do you have any Do you have any Do.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
You have any banter? Banter?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Banter?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Banter? Anter?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You have any band? Talk to me? Do you have
any band? All right, hit me with that big band
to pimp. Yeah. I just got two things.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Number one is I don't know if other people's been
sending it seeing this trend, but a friend of mine
was telling me that the same thing happened to them.
Uh ogb y N's are actually like people that have
been doing the doing that job for a long time
are actually going into like administrative work, like upper management,

(01:41):
doing like regional stuff because my ogb y n, who
I've been seeing for a very long time, that's the
person where I got my who did my hysterectomy. Uh,
I think, what was it last time I seen her?
She was like, yeah, this will be my last time.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I was like, I looked at her, like, what's happening.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
She said yeah, she said they off Basically they offered
them a job to like oversee other ogb y ns
and stuff like that. And then I talked to a
friend of mine. They said the same thing happened to them.
They're like, yeah, my ogbyn was just like I am
no longer like actually dealing with patience, Like like they're
not leaving the field, but they're not like doing the
everyday thing like they're going to like management, pushing paperwork

(02:24):
and things like that. And I have a feeling, cause
we kind of talked about this, I have a feeling
that this is going to be a trend that more
people are gonna lose their long time ogb y ns
because they don't want to deal with all the laws
that are being passed. In my opinion, like you know,
like a lot of these laws are directly impacting them,
and how they subscribe and your care because OGB one

(02:48):
is they do everything, they deal with pregnancies, they you know,
me all that type of stuff. And not only that,
OGB y n's actually see men too. And so.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's one of these things where.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I wonder if more people are all of a sudden
their OGB my ends are changing and going around, or
like somebody said, feeling burned out and things like that,
like just the more of the stress of the job
that previously, before they passed all these fucked up laws
was not there. They could just do their job, whatever
their job required them to do, without these boundaries and

(03:24):
barriers and shit that the law makers are putting in
place to make their job much much harder.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I could definitely see that, you know. I also think
we're getting older, and I wonder if that means as
we get older, our physicians get older and they kind
of move up the ladder away from the you know,
taxing physical job of like having to examine people and stuff.

(03:50):
But that makes sense though, just though I mean that's
such turmoil in the laws in each state and all
that stuff. Now, I don't know if obg y ns
and this just like English, if they perform like abortion
procedures and stuff like that too, So like I don't
know if that would affect them.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
That I don't know like that, Like I truly don't know.
I don't know if they refer you to somebody or
if something that they could do themselves, or they can,
you know, maybe if you need like the appeal or
something give you prescriptions and things like that, Like I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, either way, I mean, I guess you don't have
to directly be the person that would go to jail.
But the way these laws are, you don't know what's
gonna happen next week, next month, next year, so you know,
I could definitely see that. But I mean, all these
things have real life effects on us, right.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
And the thing is it was kind of it was
kind of like I understood, and it was a wonderful
opportunity for them, but I was kind of hurt because like, Okay,
now I got to get me another person like like
out there.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But you shouldn't take it personal or be hurt because
I think that could happen period. Yes, true, she could
have woke up in the middle of night and decide
I don't want to do this shit like you always
got to be ready for I know, it's like a.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Long term relationship, like, oh, you're breaking up with me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I guess maybe the O B g U I N
is like how barbers are for dudes.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Maybe that's what it's like.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know, you're not seeing barber a little bit early,
a little bit more often normally, but you do.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Maybe it's like a it's an intimate relationship. They got
to do some intimate stuff to you.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
It is. And I got somebody else like in the
same practice things like that, which is fine. And the
person I got that they're gonna be great because I've
you know, worked with them before. But it's just one
of these things where you, you know, you kind of
get used in ad justice to this person like you says,
it's very intimate, you know, and it's a little different
than your and some ogb by ends could be primary

(05:45):
care physicians in some cases, my mind happens not to be,
but in some cases they can be. And so it's like, Okay,
now I'm losing my primary care physician and my ogby
a kind of all that wes swoop.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
My next thing is shout out to the Memoigrand place
for making upgrades, because the Memigrand place that I've been
going to, it's like in this office building and then
the shifs Is parking lot.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Parking is free, but it's like a parking.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Deck and all this type of stuff, and it's kind
of like a communal place. I remember the first time
I got there, I didn't even really know how to
get there because you go and then you go across
like this this. It's like you go into the parking lot,
you park, then you go through these double doors, then
you go down this long sidewalk and then you go
into like this big open room and you're like, Okay,

(06:37):
where the fuck do I go? Type of thing. So
it's almost like you almost kind of have to know
where you're going in order to get to it. Now
I've been several times, so I kind of had figured
it out. And I liked the location because it's near
my regular physician's office, so they kind of like side
by side almost, and so they moved and they was like, yeah,
we moved locations and things like that, so I was like, okay, great,

(06:58):
and they was like we got our own spot. I
was like good, and what that means spot. That means spot.
It's like, uh, it's like a brand new building that
uh they spent like a few billion dollars that I
built from the ground up, and they got like their
own parking lot where you where. Like the parking is
strictly for people coming there for to get memograms and
things like that. And I appreciate that because it's easier.

(07:20):
You can get in and out. You don't have to
well you don't have to play for parking before, but
it was like I parking deck with like a person
standing there and all that stuff, and you know, uh,
I don't think I think they don't give cars that
this one, but some of them like to give cars
where you got to stamp from all that stuff, Like
you don't have to go through none of that cause
they're like this is our land, our property and stuff

(07:42):
like that. But what I did like about it is
I feel like whoever.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Designed this place.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Had women involved in the process, very very heavily, because
it is beautifully designed. Like when you walk in, it's
very woe is very open, you don't feel close off,
and everybody was really nice and friendly. Was plenty of

(08:12):
places to.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sit, and so you go and you give them your
name and they just tell you to sit.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
And then that same person comes and they basically take
you kind of in the back.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And like you go through this door. And when you
go through.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
The door, it's like this wide hallway and on one
side it's like a bunch of tables and chairs, but
it's like doors, and in front of each door it's
a chair.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
And so you basically they give you a room.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
You go in there, you know, you put the rope on,
you know, they ask you all the questions and then
you go back out and you sit down till the
person comes and gets you, gets you. But I like
about it. But I like of it is that it's comfortable.
It has like it had like twink what you call it,
almost like spotlight, music playing and stuff like that while
you're sitting there, and like you didn't feel crushing cramp,

(09:06):
You didn't feel like you had to hold a conversation,
if that makes sense. Like you basically could just sit
there and be in your own thoughts and things like that.
And then when the person comes it gets you. They
take you through it's one of the doors, but they
take you through another door and they basically take you
into another room, and that's what the person, you know,
they go through the memogram thing. And what I like

(09:27):
about it is they have two doors per machine, and
so it's like when you go in, you go straight
to them. Because before it was a lot more walking.
It was basically like somebody would get your name, they
would have to basically walk all the way to the front,
get you, and then walk you all the way to

(09:47):
where you would change, and then you change, then they
would have to walk you all the way to the
room and then they would do all that. So it
was a lot of walking and things like that. And
the reason why I said the person who did this
considered a had a lot of women in it is
because you're dealing with mammograms, so you might be dealing
with people that may have had chemotherapy and things like that.
You just sometimes you deal with older people that might

(10:09):
not have the strength to do all that walking and
back and forth and things like that. So literally they
cut down on all that heaviness that could be for
some people, you know, because if you're going through someoneys,
then you might not have the energy to do all
that walking and then back and forth and here and there.
And I'm pretty sure for those people, they probably had
to do a lot more assisting of people, you know,

(10:30):
to get them around to these places. And it would
not be surprising if they can actually rotate more people
in and out now because basically the people up front
are the people that take you to sit and normally,
and that's not the person that's actually doing the imaging,
and so the imaging person can basically focus on imaging.
They basically can can image okay, and then they basically

(10:54):
send you back out, you wrap up, you change, and
then you leave and then basically they probably sending a
little note or whatever tell them that they're ready, and
then they probably just send somebody else down. So I'm
pretty sure it probably makes it more efficient, more effective,
and because like the robes are really really nice. They
like these pink robes. They're very comfortable. Like I said,
the music, I was thinking in my head like, oh,

(11:15):
whoever designed this?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
A lot of women were.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Involved that had had or the staff that had to
deal with all these things with the patients. I'm pretty
sure for the staff, they basically can come in and
just do their job, like they don't have to do
a lot of back and forth and things like that.
I'm pretty sure they have more energy now than they
did before when you don't have to do all those
different things, and it's it's very very nice. I really

(11:39):
really liked that process because I had my memogram today,
so I really really liked the process it was because
it wasn't stressful to anything at all. I could say,
you said, I mean the OBGBB memogram.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, two different trips, yes, yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
The first one was about the ogby and this was
about my memogram I had today. And I really do
like the set up and design and things like that.
I like it a lot, So shout out to them
for actually caring.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, I mean that is interesting, And I do wonder
how they like source that stuff because that seems like pretty.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Logical.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Universal things like those are things that would make every
experience better, Like it doesn't even have to be just
the mammogram facility, but just a regular doctor's office will
be better with some of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And obviously you wouldn't get like.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Necessarily oh no, actually even with the robe, you could
do like a robe instead of that thing they put
around you. But I'm sure that shit costs money. I
bet rich people already thought of all this, but yeah,
it is nice to have somebody think like that, because
it's a very anxiety written process in the first place.
A lot of women don't go because of the anxiety

(12:53):
of it, but also just the discomfort and the worry
and all this stuff. And so if you could kind
of take some of that off the table with like
this is gonna be an experience that reminds you almost
of a spy as compared to like a antiseptic doctor's appointment,
I could see how that would increase people's likelihood to go.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
And it also it changed the atmosphere because, like before,
you would be in this room, but you would be
in a room full of a lot of other people,
and y'all would literally be kind of almost looking and
staring at each other, which is fine, but it's just
one of those things to where for a lot of
people who might have anxiety might be the first time,
whatever it may be, I could see them feeling awkward

(13:35):
and strange or weird or whatever, trying to have interactions
like if you want to talk, you can, because it
thinks it's so relaxed that it actually to an extent,
encourages more talking because people you don't have people all
stressed and tensed up, kind of feeling like, okay, one
of them happened. You know, you could tell people kind
of in their own minds and things like that, but
with this one, because it was such a relaxing feeling,

(13:58):
it kind of made it more or relaxing for the patient, which,
not trying funny, probably makes it relaxing for the imaging
person because you know, people come back in a more
of a of a not as tense, smooth, you know,
type of thing, and so it makes it a happier experience.
And I know, and I didn't even think about this,

(14:19):
but this makes sense. One of the dudes acts. He
was like, can I go in the back with my wife?
And they was like, no, you cannot. They was like,
it's a lovely child over there. You can sit there,
but they were like, you can't come back here, sir.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I was like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
That makes complete sense that he can't come back there
because it's one of these things. It would just fuck
up the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
And I mean, but that's not something he could have
done before this either, all right, agree, right, yeah, so
that's not necessarily new, right, But yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Was like Oh, good, because a lot of times you
really see men come in there anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, no, you don't have to explain this. I think
this is pretty obvious why men won't be back there.
We had, I think our reputation forcees.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
But I just thought it was strange that he would ask.
I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I thought, I mean, he could have been on the
up and up and just not known. I mean, I
think most of the time we can be pretty absent
minded as to what goes through other people's heads. And
even a good concerned husband, you know, you're just like
thinking about your wife.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
And like back, and that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I was like, yeah, who knows, she may have some
other things going on, but you know you're gonna have
to support her from the lobby.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's all good.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
He was more than happy to and because you know,
like I said, people coming from various different things. You know,
you have to remember, not that this was her, but
you know, people coming for support for cancers of all
types of things that they're going through. So it was like, hey,
I just want to be the moral support. But yeah,
other than that, that's it for me. But I just
wanted to share those things, you know, with people because
I know those are things that.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
People have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, no, I mean, you know, like I said, not
all the banters just joke some comedy. And I'm sure
the whole time somebody just thought I was thinking, you
need to shut the hell up. They think I'm like Turner.
But let's just get into the election news.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Give me running against Kamala Harris president.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
We're not going that.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
This president.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
We're not going that.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
This president, We're not going that.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
So let's be clear about that. Give me running against
running against me?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
All right, So last night was a wild time for
our politics. The uh I think Kamala Harris did Club
Shay say. I haven't listened to it. I may not
listen to it.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Not not at this point. It's not about.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Anything really, it's not about Shannon Sharp. It's not about her.
I just literally I voted. I know how I'll vote
if you listen to soign of my voice. You know,
our support her, you know, I believe in her. You
know the only thing that could probably happen is that
Shannon Sharp say some shit to irritate me. But other
than that, it's just kind of like, you know, cool,
I just I like that she's doing it, and that's

(17:08):
really all I got.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Right, It's about getting getting in as many getting in
front of as many faces as you can.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
And I am, you know, like most people listening to this,
I am constantly in a state of anger about the
general tenor of this election and what is happening with
our country. Uh and like me still saying, I believe

(17:41):
she's gonna win. But but but the fact that what
is happening on the other side is so egregious at
this point.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And there's still.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
People that think this is a not a game, but
they just think this is like a conventional election. And
I don't think I'm trying to hold to my contempt.
Oh yeah, oh you're trying to hold my contempt because
it's not to the people that you would think where
I would be mad at, like oh, these mag of
Republicans and need support, of course, fuck them. But it's

(18:11):
a lot of people on our side that I'm mad
at where I'm like, why do you think what you're
saying matters?

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You know, when you're quibbling over like.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Well what about this specific policy? Why do you think
what you're saying matters? Why do you think none of
us have thought of that. Everyone's thought of what you're
saying already. It's actually pretty fucking obvious. But people really.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Think this shit is a game. And while you're quibbling
over will will.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
She do four percent or five percent, the other side
is saying they're literally gonna be killing people on day one.
They're saying they're gonna steal the election. Do y'all have
what it takes. Do y'all have to steal the fortitude
in you to fight.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
For this shit? Or are you gonna bitch up because
you've been complaining about it?

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Not?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
You know, I don't want the chicken or the fish.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You know, you've been complaining the whole time, and it's
just been it's so late in the game. I'm like,
I don't even understand what y'all complaining about, And so
that bothers me a bit. But I think it really peaked,
and as it's supposed to, because this is the purpose
of what Donald Trump did.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
He had a rally in.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
New York City, and I want to say it was
at Madison Square Garden, if I'm not mistaken, I think
it was. But yeah, it was a Madison Square garden
and it was just essentially a clan rally. It was just,
you know, the hits of racism and bigotry that they have.

(19:48):
People were sharing some of the clips on social media.
I tried to avoid most of them, but you know,
it's some stuff seeps through and it's egregious and outrageous
and it's not U and it's not really for us,
And it's not really for New Yorkers either. Nope, because

(20:08):
they know they're losing New York and they know they're
losing New York City.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's for people.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
This is the same thing I said about when he
went to the NNBJ. You're being a useful idiot. You're
being used. This is not conventional. You should treat this differently.
The fact that you think this is normal is normalizing it.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
He goes to these.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Places to say I said it to their face, and
that stokes something inside of these biggoted white people and
you know, and biggoty other people. Honestly, it's not just
white people, but these biggoted people that support him, are
they get a boner from being like, look at this.
He called him the N words today face. That's what

(20:50):
I'm voting for. He's not gonna win any of this
other shit, but some of the stuff did go viral.
There's a comedian, Tony Hingeclub who people might know from
his show Kill Tony.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
He's a guy that we covered on the show before
because there was.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
An Asian dude that was a comedian that went before him,
and he said some shit about that dude. Yeah, he
made a bunch of racist Asian jokes about about him.
After that happened, and people was like, oh, you know,
this is not cool or whatever, and it's just jokes.
I joke on everybody. People that you know fall for

(21:29):
that bullshit. You know, black people included. I've seen black
people go up for these type of edgy white guys,
and I think very much the same the people that
are fans of Andrew Schultz. I think this is and
I'm sure they would disagree, but I feel like this
is the path that he's walking down too, And the

(21:51):
whole time he's walking you being a fan is what
he used as to co sign to be like, how
can they how can I be racist? Black people like
this hit it too, but the whole time they're telling
you who they are. It might be through jokes, but
there the jokes always kind of lean a certain way,
and then they go, put, I just joke on everybody.
But it's like you don't though, no, really, no one
ever really jokes on everybody. You have a limit, and

(22:16):
you have people that you see as your audience, and
you have yourself, and there's something inside internal that just
stops people from always finding every angle of humor for everything.
First of all, just comedy wise, as a comedian, a
person who joked on everybody all the time would sound
like a nonsense to most people. It wouldn't even make

(22:37):
sense because people need a through line in their humor
to know, like who is the butt of these jokes?
What is funny about this? Humor still has a math
and a logic to it. So if people just made
jokes and every single type of person was always on
the menu, people wouldn't even know how to take it,
because our brains would just not accept that. It's like, well,

(22:59):
what the fuck, how's that funny? If the thing he
said before is the opposite. It's just it's hard to do,
and I don't think I've never seen anybody the eye
thought I did it successfully, even if I just accepted
that they're.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Doing EDGI humor. But anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So he this comedian who mostly goes by, Hey, I
just talked shit about everything.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's just comedy. It's freedom of speech.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
We should be allowed to say racist, bigoty, homophobic, whatever things.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's just funny to me.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I know, Like I said, I know black dudes that
will co sign this shit, that will tell me like, yeah,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I don't see what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's what other comedians have done, and they're just being
used in my opinion, or they and they don't listen.
A truth you won't tell yourself is not something I
can reveal to you.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Ain't that right?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You won't tell yourself the truth that like playing around
with this shit. These motherfuckers really be believing it. It's
not a coincidence. It's not you know, these watermelon jokes
and it's like old school, nineteen forties racist bullshit. They
believe that make America great again is that they want
to go back to a time where those comedians were
the default of what a comedian was.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
It used to be a time in America where a comedian.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Was a white dude that went on stage and made
a bunch of jokes about niggers and everybody was like,
that's funny. And by everybody, I mean the white people
who ate that shit up. The black people were never
considered or in that room, but that was comedy to them,
you know. And now because black people have come some
ways in America, some of us are sit up there
and paler around and hobb not with these motherfuckers. And

(24:33):
at the same time, the joke is now like, oh, Mexicans,
gay people da da dah, and black people too, but
I'll pick on everybody, not really you just a throwback.
So that's what Tony does, Tony Hinchcliff, but now he's
doing that at a Trump rally. And the thing about

(24:55):
doing it at a Trump rally, it's just jokes, doesn't
really cover political Trump rally support to a room full
of people who do believe in these racist stereotypes, who
are making policy and supporting those who make policy based

(25:16):
off of these racist stereotypes and sexist stereotypes and you know, homophobics, stereotypes,
transfocused stereotype everything.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
These are now the halls of power.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So this idea of the comedian who speaks truth to
power or who you know, it's just hey, it's just
about jokes. I'm a silly guy. Don't take what I
say serious. It doesn't really get more serious than pitching
red meat to racists who are then laughing because they agree.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Not because they find it so clever.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
They're laughing because they agree and will implement the racist
policies if they can get in charge again.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
So that's what he's doing.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Now, I'll pull up the clip of the joke that
went viral, just so y'all can hear it for yourselves.
And you know, this is my this is my real
problem with conservative comedy is very rarely actually funny.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
It's not funny at all. And I don't mean that
in the like.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Because I'm so sensitive. I mean, just like I said,
a joke is a formula A B C.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Right, they don't.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
They are not funny, and they don't understand the structure,
and they'll say shit, I'm like that shit ain't funny.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
It's just in order to what I find increasingly with
their comedy is in order for it to be funny,
you must be so indoctrinated in right wing culture that
that that's the only way you can find it funny. Right,
you know, it's them making jokes like well, you know
they're gonna put seventeen more ballot boxes in Georgia. I

(26:52):
need to be a person that believes the election was
stolen from fake ballot boxes or some documentary or something.
I have to know a bunch of extra shit that
isn't true to then go aha, clever, They're gonna go
with seventeen boxes because last time they went with ten.
How would I know? Because I'm fucking in this cold.

(27:13):
I don't know that stuff. I have no reference for
it to be funny. But there's plenty of humor that
is good enough that you don't have to have no
every detail for stuff to be funny. Agreed, But it's
based in a reality that at least has a shared
set of facts. That's the kind of humor that kind
of reaches people, you know. It's why so many comedians
do a relationship comedy and shit. It's just like, you

(27:34):
don't have to necessarily agree with what I'm saying, but
you do understand that sometimes a man and a woman
can be in a relationship and that sometimes people fight. Boom,
that's the premise. And now I'm gonna tell you about
a fight I have with my girlfriend. I'm gonna tell
you about a fight, I have my boyfriend or whatever.
Like the point being there's a shared level of like understanding.
They don't always have that. But here's him in New

(27:57):
York talking about port Rico. Keep in mind, Puerto Rico,
is anyone born in Puerto Rico. You're an American citizen,
Yes you are. Your vote don't count in the federal election,
which is some bullshit.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah. Yeah, people have been.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Trying to get Puerto Rico to be like the fifty
first state for years in Washington, DC as well, Yes,
because their votes don't count. But then you live under
the laws of America. But yeah, here's the clip.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
It is absolutely wild times, it really really is. And
you know, there's a lot going on. Like I don't
know if you guys know this, but there's literally a
floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean
right now. Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico. Okay,

(28:50):
all right, Okay, we're getting there.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
And that's the other thing with these type of comedians.
If the only point of your is that I offended somebody,
it's such it's the lowest level of comedy. To me,
it's not hard to offend people, especially in this environment.
Like they'll even say, everybody's so sensitive. Now, everybody's got
so much like sensitivity. I'm tired of all the sensitive

(29:16):
lives and the cups and the Wolkes and the d
I okay, cool. So if everybody's sensitive, why is making
them mad? The highest echelon of comedy, it's the lowest bar. Oh,
I'm just gonna say a word that people said you
shouldn't say. Okay, do you feel like a big man?
Was that funny for you?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Did you get like?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Did it help you somehow? And like, I don't dabble
in this shit because it's beneath me. It's not like
I said, I'm not offended. I'm just much funnier than that.
I'm much better than that. I hold myself to something
that's a little bit higher than that. You know, there's
people like I listen to so many shows, and these
people aren't always like stand up comedians and stuff, so

(29:58):
you know, the bar is much lower for them as
a general citizen. But if I could tell you how
many just podcasts and shit, I've heard of people where
they're like, oh, we're gonna get in trouble. We were
about to say something on and I'm just like, you're
not gonna get in any trouble. It's all fucking bullshit, right.
The power dynamics of our society are such that people

(30:19):
say the kind of stuff you'll go out to say
and they never get in trouble unless they're like a
super stupid star celebrity or something. Even then you're not
gonna get in trouble for saying I'm gonna get in trouble.
It's it's just but people like playing around like this,
especially people that have the privilege, like you know, it's
white people.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Being like you can't say that nothing about these black people, and.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Like, but you do.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You can actually be president in the United States and
say something about these black people can So that's not true.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Your premise is false.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
And you playing like the black people are out here
like the scary boogey man is crazy. But yeah, so
he said that, and a lot of people got tired
about it. You know, people were upset that AOC went
in on them on social media.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
She was not playing.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Uh, there's there's people from within the political sphere that
said they were disgusted and stuff. But the bigger point
that I would make is I saw a few people
that floated this idea of like, finally, Trump has gone
too far at this rally. This racism is too much.

(31:29):
He just committed political suicide. Was one description I saw
of a writer who wrote wrote about this online, maybe
for the New York Times. I can't remember collation, But anyway,
why do y'all think so highly of the Trump voter?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Right? Hillary, you've been told you all them people deplorable?
Yes she did.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Obama said they clinged it to their guns and their bible.
You know now is before Trump, but you know what
he meant.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
These motherfuckers are there for this. Oh yeah, that's why
they came. This was a good night for them like this.
The real, the real thing you have to wonder.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Is what is the floor for the people who want
to be in the room with this motherfucker right here
that are in these marginalized groups.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
That's what you gotta wonder.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
The real question is when that's eight hundred thousand Puerto
Ricans in Florida.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That have the right to vote, who vote will count?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
What y'all gonna do? Some on y'all know they're not
just talking about us no more. The motherfucker already fucked
up Puerto Rico before when a hurricane hit and did
he was out there passing paper towers jump shots and
then cutting off aid and then fucking trying to be

(32:57):
cheap and got ripped off the government, got ripped off
by woman who couldn't even provide the.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Aid that she couldn't.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Right, people died for that shit, yes, And it's like
everybody fucking forgot. It ain't been that long ago.

Speaker 5 (33:13):
Not me.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I will not forget. And uh, it's one of those things.
Was similar to you.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
I have feelings and opinions, and I have a hot
fire in my heart, but it's one of these things
where I understand that right now it's about the election
and coming to win in and things like that. So
I'm like, okay, cool, but I do know that people
are playing and they're playing it right in front of

(33:40):
my face, and I'm like, hey, motherfucker, like, don't fuck around,
because if things got them go south, you gonna really
learn how I feel. Because you're not the only one
that's been angry the whole time. You're not the only
one that's been upset the whole time. You ain't the
only one that has opinions about this the whole time.
You know a lot of them people just be online
just spouting and saying shit. Act like when people tell

(34:01):
them and hey, you know what, take this shit seriously
quick fucking around. They want to act like you're the
cuckoo bird.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Y'all feel confident in saying this after those exit polls yesterday,
black people not playing. No, we're keeping that same energy
now the rest of y'all fucking around with this white supremacy.
I don't know what it's gonna take. But Latino man
that are doing better, it should even higher. Like listen

(34:30):
to what he's saying. Listen to what they're saying. Just
because you might even look white, passing or you just
inspire the whiteness. You don't pass the test, you don't count.
You're not white, you don't count. The ship that they're
talking about is coming for you too. All this illegal
alien shit is really about you too. It's not about
them fucking Haitians. No, it's about you.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
It's not And being down South because like I said,
this varies in different places of the country, but being
down South, it's like this. You have white, Black, Hispanic,
and Asian like most most people down here, you kind
of divide up in these groups. They don't care about
your subsections. They don't care about how special you come

(35:12):
from the island. They don't care. It is that simple
for them. And if you don't fall in whiteness, you're
not white your other.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I'm saying, even if you're here legally, they talking about you. Yes,
if you did everything right like the Haitians did that
that they were targeting with their campaign of harassment and lies,
they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
You too, dog, You not you own the menu.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
You're not an exception.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
You're not sitting at the table. You're sitting on the
table on a plate.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Okay, your legs up in the air, crossed and tied
like you're fucking you got an apple in your mouth
and you think you you're thinking they're feeding you.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You're not. Everybody over there playing like that is doing
that shit.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
So yeah, that was one of the things that happened.
Just you know, there was other shit too, but that's
the one that really seemed to catch on. Tony Hinchcliffe
also made jokes about black people because he said his
friend he's like, oh, this black guy is dressed like
such and such a Oh, don't worry that's my friend.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It's cool that he's here. I was just at his
house last night for Halloween. We were carving watermelons. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You know, no one's ever made a joke like that before.
And thank god he had the freedom of speech and
bravery to say it right. Tucker Carlson called VP Harris
a Samoan Malaysian low Iq low iq former California prosecutor.
Only one of those things being true is that she

(36:50):
was a former California prosecutor. Everything else is just, oh,
you're not white, you're not white. Do you understand that
Samoan and Malaysian is an and so in that sentence only,
But if you understand that not being white is an
insulting thing, that's what.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
That's what. That's where we're at. This shit is a fight.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
You're not gonna win this bitching about Kamala Harris and
backpedaling into the fucking election book.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You're gonna win this if you.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Out fight these motherfuckers. And I see people that don't
got the fighting.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
They don't and I'm like, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
How bad do shit gotta get for?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You get the for you understand what the consequences will
be because you really don't have the luxury to be
up here himing and hollering. At this point, Dog, you
need to fucking you need to be pushing back with
the same might that white supremacy is trying to push
because it's on his death nail unless we let this
bitch go to overtime.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
We literally could stop this shit right now.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
But you can also let this game go to overtime
and we'll be fighting this shit tooth and nail again.
And I don't think everybody got it in them, because
if you're too weak to fucking vote, you're definitely too
weak to survive a Trump presidency.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You're two weak for all that ship. You ain't got
it in you.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yes, and and and and and that's what's tripped me out.
It's like the easyest thing that you can do is
motherfucking vote that. That's the that's just like the regular standard.
That's like the lowest bar you can choose. You're opting
to funk around with that. You won't do that, but
I expect you to fight. I expect you to actually

(38:28):
go out the street the protest.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I expect you to do.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
On Twitter and complaining and and and saying.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
And blaming Democrats. That's what you're gonna be doing.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You're gonna you're gonna full well know what would have
happened if you if you butchered up, and then you're
gonna be like, it's the Democrats fault somehow that just
happened to us.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Right, Why the motherfucker's out there fighting.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I'm not fighting.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Trump also at this rally vow to expand Muslim band
and bar guys of refugees if he wins presidency. So
for those that are hoping Jill Stein or blank votes
or protesting against Kamla Harris is gonna lead to some
better outcome, it's not. You actually know as he is

(39:13):
telling you, it will be worse, and it will be
on all of us who did not mitigate as much
harm as we could. These motherfuckers are feeling inspired right now.
Nick Bosa, NFL player. His team plays Sunday Night Football.
They were interviewing the quarterback who was kind of the
MVP of the game. Nick Bosa crashes the interview wearing

(39:36):
a MAGA hat.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Points in the first half, what was said during halftime,
Hey all right, Nick Bosa with a message.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
There point so you know this isn't even just Tom
Brady tacitly having the hat in the background of his locker,
which I thought was also offensive and RIDICU it's it's
funny that these guys who used to be quiet are

(40:07):
suddenly now loud now. When he had a time because
he was asked about it after the game, in the
in the press conference, and he had a time where
he could have addressed it, I'm sorry. I think I
think y'all might have got an echo last time, but
it should not this time. But he didn't want to
talk about it. Then he wore a different hat to
the press conference.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
I'm not gonna talk too much about it, but I
think it's an important time.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Bitch, get out of my face. Get the whole fuck
out of my face. You was bold enough to to
to to come in there and and make it uncomfortable
for everybody. The host had to act like she she
didn't see the ship, and now it's time to answer
the questions.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
And you don't have a motherfucking thing to say. Bitch,
why you had a hat on? Answer the question? Right?
But it don't wear a hat if you're not willing
to stand by it.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Right, right, and these are to keep sport, keep you know,
politics out of our sports.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Those people have done a one to eighty. They love
Nick Bosa. Oh, I love this.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I saw what you wrote about Colin Kaepernick. You didn't
love that. I saw what you said about Lebron and
Steph Curry. I saw what you said when they put
Black Lives Matter on the court. I saw what you
said when you thought it was woke leftist jargon to
put in racism and stop hate in the end zone

(41:32):
of NFL games.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I saw what you said.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You were very staunchly against any You weren't free speech, then,
you weren't about rights. Then you wanted people to shut
up and dribble, shut up and run and throw. Now,
all of a sudden, you got Nick Bosa out here.
There's a couple of other MAGA dudes. There's like a
kicker that that started up Actual Political Action Committee, Harrison Bucker.

(42:05):
Now y'all love it. That's representation now right, it's good
now right, it's good to you. Yeah, More power to him,
more white power to on.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
And I think for me, the the the the frustrating
thing is is that you don't want to stand by it,
stand by it like, I don't mean no harm. It's like,
you want to come out here, you want to have
ass and it's like I said before, you you want
everything that comes along with the racism, but you don't
want to be called racist.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
But it don't do racist shit.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh big saying, because you didn't even have Like when
they when Colin Kaepernick got on that podium after that
game where they started asking him about the kneeling, he
set up there and told him why he knelt. Yes,
he told him exactly what it was. And every time
that after that that they were asking when he was
gonna stop, and all this type of shit. He set

(42:59):
up there in answered questions to the chagrin of I'm
sure a lot of people in that locker room, the team,
the owners, other NFL owners, media people, a bunch of
people did not like that shit. But he stood ten
toes down and he stood tall on it. You ain't
gotta support it, you ain't gotta agree with it. But
he didn't duck it. It might have cost him his career.

(43:22):
He didn't duck the ship though. He didn't sit up
there and go, well, I just think it's an important time.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Why right? Why? Why my thing?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Is stand by you, and not only that, motherfucker. You
got coworkers to see that. I gotta work with you, bitch,
and I know how you feel about me.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah. So yeah, it's just interesting to see the lack of.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
I shouldn't even say interesting, it's predictable to see there
you go, the lack of of of of that outrage
and that that that sticking to the sports and.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
The morality there.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
The FI they did ask them a follow up to it,
because you know, I'm like, damn, they didn't even ask them,
no follow up.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Here's the answer to the follow up? Right, is your
sixth season?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I mean, have you I realize you you want to
talk too much about it, but have you been tempted
in the past to kind.

Speaker 10 (44:24):
Of wave you're.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
No.

Speaker 9 (44:30):
I mean it's definitely a little easier nowadays, but uh,
but no, I don't feel too too inclined to do that.
You're because just a different climate.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
And yeah, that that speaks volumes. And on top of that,
it's one of these things where when you say that
diverse diversity matters, because I'll go, hey, if the right
person actually asks you the right questions, they're gonna have
you looking like a food like, they ain't gonna ask you,
they would like, explain yourself, sir, please.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I know, honestly though, I thought it was pretty weak
what he was saying.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I'm not going in on the reporters only because it
is readily apparent to me, and it should have been
readily apparent to everyone who just saw that clip. It
should be readily apparent to everyone who just you know,
witnessed it. He's going to coward his way out of this. Yes,
there's not a way you are gonna get him to
answer that question so he could say it with his chest.

(45:31):
He was gonna be the act sheepish with it because
he's not. He knows enough to know that that shit
is wrong. Because if you were actually proud of it,
you be like, nah, I want these illegal aliens out
of the country. I want the Haitians are eating dogs.
I want black people to be harassed by the cops.

(45:53):
Cops should have immunity. I want, you know, I want
women to have the right to have a choice over
there on body about pregnancy. He don't want to say
that shit out loud because he knows this motherfucking wrong.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
And the only thing Trump truly offers these people is whiteness.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yes, he says, I'm gonna fight for whiteness in America TM, whiteness, and.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
It shouldn't matter what kind of person I am.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
And you know what, a lot of his supporters say, you,
God damn right, it don't matter what kind of person
you are. But we're voting for us, for you to
fight for whiteness, and we absolutely believe you will do that.
So you know, whether I can say it's religion, but
I know you're not a religious person and you don't
believe in my religion, but I think you believe in whiteness,
and I've seen I think you will always look out

(46:47):
for Like I said, I can't remember if I was
saying it on here or saying it what on pre game,
but I said the ad about the Kambola fights for
day them, Trump will fight for you, and I said,
he's not even really have to fight for you. That's
over promising. They'll accept he's just against the them. Yes, sir,

(47:08):
as long as he's against them, whoever that them is.
I'm not talking about gender and pronouns, and I'm talking
about them, whoever them is. As long as he will
fight for them, fight against them, that's good enough.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
He's not. We know he's not fighting for you. Whoever
individual white person at home is, he could give a
fuck about you. He'll rip you off in a second.
He'll grab your.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Pussy, he'll steal your fucking money, he'll take your donations,
he'll rip you off, he'll kick you out of his housing.
Like it ain't about you for real, y'all just share
the same hatred. And that's why I keep telling people
over this past few years, like, oh, I hate.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Donald Trump, and so everything has been simplified for me.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
If y'all it's the one thing we should be able
to agree on, and if we can't agree on that,
then we just then we're gonna lose the election. And
whatever happens is on us, because it should be that simple.
Everything else is equivalent. Everything else is a little bit
of bullshit that that really don't matter.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Right right, Everything else is not keeping you, is taking
your eyes off the prize.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Like as far as America didn't leave us the luxury
of varying degrees of righteousness, this is closest right you're
gonna get.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
You have to You have to make a decision and
make a choice and people don't want to make a choice,
Like you said, fish your chicken. You got to decide
which one you want, and not deciding you still gonna
get the fish of the chicken. Regardless of if you
get an opinion or not by voting, you're going to
receive one of these meals.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
There's also a clip that was going around of Steven A.
Smith who went on Handity Hannity Show, and uh, you
know Sean Hannity is a big Trump supporter over Fox News. Uh,
one of you know, was one of the people that
truly like legitimized Trump with these like weekly sit down

(49:00):
and all this type of shit.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
And Steven A. Smith went on there, who is by
everything I've seen of him, I believe he's a conservative person.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You know, he'll say is not aligned to any party
political maverick, but I think he's clearly voiced some pretty
conservative points of view on a lot of things. And
he kind of and I mean he makes a point
of it is I don't think it's it's not he's
keeping this shit to himself.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
He's not. He's a sports commentator.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
He doesn't have to talk politics at all, but when
he does talk politics a lot of times he's trying
to be a bit of a contrarion or maverick or whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
He's so I think people, and he housed his friendship
with handed Sean Hannity. He loves talking how much the
big friends and they talk all the time. You know,
goes on the show all the time. So he goes
on the show and Sean Hannedy's probably thinking with his
private discussions with steven A Smith and how they say
they're friends and all this shit, he's probably expecting steven

(50:03):
A to be at least anti Kamala, if not pro Trump.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
But then this happened.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
Number two, I know you're not talking about somebody being
lucid and cogent and enunciating they thoughts with clarity, and
you're bragging about Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
We can't be watching the same stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
That's what you're doing.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
You ain't gonna do that today, you know. Now Senator
Lindsey about to come on this shill tell you that
man can articulate himself with him not Donald Trump.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Now I have okay, I have shot with him for
hours now.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
The fact that he said Lindsey Graham can articulate it glitch. Uh,
that's Mitch O'Connell. Okay, But the fact he said Lindsey,
the fact that he's he's telling you the people he
respects and fucks with politically, that's my point.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
He didn't bring up he brought up another conservative person,
is my point.

Speaker 12 (50:53):
Or after our after our topic after topic after topic,
and he is so dial then.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
You know it's funny people try and meanwhile, and.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Like, I think the clip goes on a little bit
more in different versions of it. Let me see if
I can pull up another one. But it's like the
fact that even he got a wake up call on
this late in the game to be like, we can't
be fucking with Trump said something because he's a guy

(51:29):
who gets off on being like, maybe we can fuck.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
With these conservatives black people. We gotta stop just throwing
our votes away to the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
And then something the memo without him and Charlamagne got
did something that said, okay, look, we gotta stop playing
so again.

Speaker 11 (51:44):
We might not like something on the left, we might
not like something on the right. These are the two
candidates that we've got to work with. And when you
bring up issues in terms of character, in terms of
being truthful or whatever, let me tell you something. Right now,
you can bring a whole bunch of Republicans and I'll
be cool with it. Bring up Trump to make a case.

Speaker 13 (52:01):
To get somebody use of those arguments.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
You can't do that, you know what.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
I'm predicting that privately you're gonna vote for Trump.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Oh that NEFOLI.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
And I told you I want to record any Republican
butt him.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Okay, that's not the flex he thinks it is. And
that's very telling. But but also it's very telling. And
and this is why I say it's a welcome to
the party situation. I'm not quibbling over this. I'm not
fighting anybody over there. It's distasteful to me.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
But yes, Steven A. Smith is on point. He's coming through,
thank you, like because Trump is different, and I'm not
saying it's difference.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I'm not saying I'd ever vote for any of these
motherfucking Republicans. And maybe he would maybe voted as wilet,
I don't know, but the fact that he's like this
is fucking different.

Speaker 10 (52:53):
Any Republican butt him.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, I'm not trying to him. I gotta go.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
I love God, bless you, and I don't have to
defend my relationship with so again we might not.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I like, I like how he was about handed he's
about to go into something. I don't need to defend
my relationship with you. But really that's because subconsciousness what
he's thinking. Subconsciously, he's like, I do need to defend
this ship because people watching are like, why'd you let
that motherfucker come on the show and talk bad about Trump?
But yeah, this like people are kind of, you know,
trying to get that last ditch effort in and I

(53:29):
appreciate it, but yeah, Donald Trump's rally was like, what's
that fucked up?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
You know?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
And this is that The clip was before the rally.
Also at the rally, the Bullwark The Bullwark dot com
is reporting that Tony Hinchcliffe in his set was supposed
to call Kamala Harris a cunt, but then they the
Trump campaign said no, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
But he would have if not the fact that you
even put that out there, that.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
You knew that was the hometown, the home crowd to
do that with, and that you you only did it
because you expected the campaign to say okay, right, and
they said no, because they're cool with racism but not
sexism that's where they draw the line and misogyny, right,
But yeah, that was the plan.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
It just didn't happen for him. But keep in mind,
he's just a comedian, Guys, he doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It's just jokes. Don't take it too serious. Hey, he
jokes on everybody, right, he joked on everybody all the
way to Madison Square Garden at a Trump rally. Does
it seem like Trump jokes on everybody? Does it feel
like the people in that crowd got jokes for everybody? Nah,

(54:49):
there's some fucked up shit. And like I said, people
were legitimizing it. People were letting it cook. Byron Donald's
walked out on the stage, and I honestly, when people
said this happened, I it was so it's that thing.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
It was so wild.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I said, did this really happen? It's just even true
because y'all will say shit, and I'm like, that's hilarious
if it is true. But when has anything ever been
that fucked up and also turns out to be true? Well,
I guess it was true. Byron Donald's spoke he's the

(55:28):
black guy, one of the blacks, okay, one of them,
and he goes to speak at the Trump rally, and
before he comes on stage, the intro music was Dixie Land,
you know, the Land of Cotton. M I wish I

(55:52):
was in Dixie. Hooray, hoorray.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Like you said, it was the biggest clan rally.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
You out there tap down after they played Dixie, like
make America great again. For a lot of us, we
see through the bullshit and we know what it means.
It's a time they want to go back to a
time when black people knew that place. Yes, I didn't
think Byron Donald's and other black people would be like, Oh,
I'm already here in the color section over here, I

(56:19):
got my.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
Seat, I'm already. I'm already coming in through the back.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I pre ordered my tickets to my place.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
I'm already sitting at the back of the bus.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
You know that's crazy, But yeah, it really did happen.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
I thought it was a joke. I thought people were lying.
I couldn't believe it. I have the video of it
if y'all need to see it, but let me pull
it up for y'all. But it's just one of those
things where it's so crazy you're just like, nah, that's
probably just AI or a photo like sowing photoshop this, Nah,
it happened.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
This is the club.

Speaker 14 (57:02):
Who are.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Keep in mind Dixie, don't even slap like that. And
this is a New Yorker, uh candidate in New York
in Madison Square Garden in front of a crowd presumably
from New York City. Well, okay, never mind, fuck my point, Karen.

(57:29):
Uh they this this crowd of people, it's supposed to
be here in New York representing New York. He's there
shipping on New York to be like, isn't it fucked up?
Can y'all have to deal with this ship and live here?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I'm sure that's what the speech was, the point being,
you're playing Dixie.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Dixie is a song about the South. I wish I
was in the Land of Dixie. It's not really about
the land is. It's about a time. It's about a
period when niggas knew they place where women knew to
shut the fuck up that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
I ain't playing, no Yankee do the Dandy.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
They might have I don't know, Yankee do the Dandy.
I don't know what this. I don't know what that
sounds about. It feel Miley racist too? It probably is,
But at least it got Yankee in it. The lack
of pride you have to have to come out after this,

(58:32):
they literally.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Played Dixie Land the crowd and started singing they don't
know the words, no one knows the words, and this ship.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
They just like that.

Speaker 13 (58:44):
Donald's that's crazy, m.

Speaker 10 (59:07):
I know.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
They didn't just play Mop. They went from Dixie to
Mop and he tried to walk out like he's like
a boxer going to the rain. Oh that nigga, mm

(59:30):
hmm child. They the cool stoped blending. I'm sorry, baby.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I was like, no, which one is that again?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
He's trying to stand up there like he's a wrestler
or some shit. But it's just like, I'm sure as
soon as he got on stage, he played some spoons,
did some soft shoe, a little shucking, but it's just
it's it's ridiculous. It's just ridiculous, man. And that's but
that's the point of him being there. That's the entire point.
Doctor Phield was there. He talked about Dei and hard

(01:00:04):
work and all this type of shit, a man that
literally none of us would have heard of.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
If not for the hard work of Dei. Oprah Winfrey
wouldn't know if you existed a man that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Literally owes a black woman. Everything this country was built
on hard work, not on DEI. He says, it's ridiculous.
Bernice King, who is holding up her father's legacy, Martin
Luther King. She went on Twitter and said doctor Phil's
comments last night missed the critical truth about America's foundation.

(01:00:38):
My father MLK challenged the myth that our prosperity came
solely from hard work. Again, we have deluded ourselves into
believing the myth that capitalism grew and prospered out of
the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifice. The fact
is that capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering
of black slaves, and continues to thrive on the exploitation
of the poor, both black and white, both here and abroad.

(01:01:01):
The three he wrote in The Three Evils of Society
in nineteen sixty seven. Now, of course they don't never
quote that part on Mlkday. We must confront our history. Honestly,
DEI isn't a trend. It's a step towards justice, addressing
the systemic and balances that linger from our past. Real
strength is found when all people have an equal chance
to thrive, she wrote, so, but yeah, doctor Phil was

(01:01:24):
there getting his check.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Just ah, just fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
This is what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
We're a week out from the election, basically, and this
is what they think is drumming up the vote on
their side.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I hope they're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
M hm, you know, it should be motivating people on
our side. But let's find out in other election news.
I'll go through these quicker the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos
stopped them from endorsing Kamala Harris. People have resigned from
the editorial board for basically being silenced. So much for

(01:02:01):
freedom of the press, right, all these billionaires talk about
freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and then they
get in charge of the press, and then what do
they do stifle their freedom? Don't do your job, do
what I tell you to do. They have now lost
two hundred thousand subscribers since doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah, people aren't happy with that, which is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Because part of the thing is, like, well, eyes, they
don't want to be divisive Middle Americans.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
They don't want to hear what a coastal elite thinks
about the election and who to vote for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Middle Americans ain't subscribing to your fuck shit ass paper, right,
you dummy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Now, I don't know what's gonna happen with their money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I mean, Jeff Bezos might get money from everything, so
don't I honestly think he. I would not be shocked
if he shutters the joint, because a lot of times
billionaires and rich people do that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
They Oh, I fucked up the business. I guess the
business doesn't work right off, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
So I don't know that this will ever hurt him,
that people unsubscribe, but I don't blame them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
That's the one job you have, and you won't do
the job.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
That's a lot of subscribers too.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Uh, the dude from bobs Burger's got sentenced to a
year and a day in prison for his January sixth
bullshitney Yep, Jimmy Pasto fucking up head, fucking up, h
fucking up in real life. Uh, Nevada can count late
mail in ballats in a court loss for the GOLP.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Good. Yeah they've been Trump's been losing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Uh some of these rulings in some of these battleground
states like Georgia and uh like Nevada.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
I'm not sure about Arizona. But he's been losing some
of these some of these rulings that you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
They had in place to try to, you know, essentially,
either steal the election or suppress the vote, unless you
have a GOP House and Senate like we do in
North Carolina where they can like pass these fucked up laws.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Yeah, something changes. But yeah, it's good to see he
lost that. Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
The DA sues Elon Musk to stop his Elon Musk
that was Freudian. I didn't mean to call him must,
but he's musty Elon Must. But yeah, he's suing them
to stop this million dollar giveaway for voters, right, Yeah,
it's illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
We all knew it was illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
The Feds have already sent him like a thing saying, hey,
this ship probably illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
You should stop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
And now the DA is suing him because you can't
offer people money for their vote, like it's just it's
you just can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
It is illegal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
We actually have laws against that. Using cash and centers
to gather voter information. It violates state lottery laws. And
so yeah, they the DA is on his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
And I hope that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I mean, he has more money than God, So I
hope that they're able to do something. Let's see and
the last thing is this one. And I think this
is a pretty interesting and possibly important story. Fires were
set in dropboxes that destroyed hundreds of ballots in Washington
and damaged three in Oregon.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Incecendiary devices were set off on Monday at two ballot
drop boxes, one in Portland, another in nearby Vancouver, Washington,
destroying hundreds of ballots in what one official called a
direct attack on democracy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
The early morning fire the dropbox in Portland was extinguished
quickly thanks to a suppression system inside the box as
well as a nearby security guard. They said just three
ballots were damaged, but within a few hours another fire
was discovered at a transit center dropbox across the Columbia
River in Vancouver. Vancouver is the biggest city in Washington's
third congressional district, the site.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Of what is expected to be one of the closest US.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
House races in the country between first two termed Democratic
Representative Marie Glosson Camp and Perez and Republican challenger Joe Kent.
The ballot box and Van Couver also had a fire
suppression system inside, but that failed to prevent hundreds of
ballots from burnie, said Greg Kimsey, the longtime elected auditor
in Clark County, Washington, which includes Vancouver. He urged voters

(01:06:11):
who dropped their ballots in the Transit center box at
the eleven a m. Saturday to contact this office for
a replacement ballot. Yeah, and who knows if those people
are even gonna be aware of this, if you're gonna
track it, if you could be track those people down,
because obviously that it's been some of their ballots have
been destroyed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
You don't even know who they were. Also, people are
gonna be very nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
What if I think my ballot was destroyed, I submitted
another ballot and then I'm somehow being targeted for some
type of election fraud, right like this it's all about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Fear and suppression. That's what they want from us.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
But yeah, it's and a lot of this it happens
because people have been listening to these right wing conspiracy
theories and these information silos where they're like, yeah, yeah,
they you know they still in the election. You know
they they made fake mailing ballots and shit like that.
And so now you got people out here charged up
thinking they're doing something for justice or stopping the steal,

(01:07:08):
when all they're really doing is trying to suppress or
alter or steal the election. Six states have banned ballot
dropboxes since twenty twenty, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina,
and South Dakota. Once again, you gotta have Republican centing
and Congress get in charge. They passed laws like this.

(01:07:33):
They passed laws based off of white people's grievance and
lies about the election being stolen. It's been four years,
no proof of any conspiracy, no proof anything was stolen,
no evidence, no proof of anybody working for Democrats. We've
caught Republicans doing shit, But yet the money for the

(01:07:57):
recounts and the money for the measures that that suppressed
votes continues to flow because white people's feelings and tears
continue to flow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
It's very frustrating and it's very anger inducing, particularly here
in North Carolina, where they basically went through and strategically
was like, what do the niggas do. We're gonna stop
that shit. Early voting, Okay, We're gonna make it where
we're gonna eliminate some of these Sundays. We're gonna eliminate
like the first one or two weekends. We're gonna cut
that hours short, like everything they can. Like, this shit

(01:08:30):
made no sense. It's so fucking frustrating. And the thing
about it also, and it makes me mad every time
I have to do it. Here in North Carolina, you
have to show your driver's license in order to vote,
and it just infuriates me every time I have to
put it on my fucking pocket to show them to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Prove who I am. Yep, And that happens because who
people let get in charge?

Speaker 10 (01:08:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
And I guess this is the last thing. This is
literally breaking news. It's just happened on the air. But
you know how, I keep telling you, I'm not worried
about Kamala Harris running anything less than a stellar campaign.
I really think a lot of people are fretting over
the wrong shit. They have some liberal list of shit
that they would like to see that would not work

(01:09:14):
for the vast majority of Americans. And it's not that
smart or savvy, even if they feel righteous saying it.
And in this case, they have already turned Tony Hingecliff's
racist jokes into.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
An ad.

Speaker 8 (01:09:29):
A floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean.
I think it's called Puerto Rico.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I will never.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Forget what Donald Trump did.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
He abandoned the island and offered nothing more than paper
towels and insults.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Puerto Ricans deserve better.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
As president, I will always fight for you and your families,
and together we can chart a new way forward.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this mess right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Telling you, man, whenever people try to cast out on
her campaign, I just look at them sideways, like, what
do you think we're doing?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Right? What do you think is happening? What do you
think what do you think is happening right now in
this country?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Why do we get forty five texts today for shit
like this?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
That's the right money, that's the right message, that's the
right moment. That's faster and savvier than anything you were
gonna say. No, nobody want to hear your shit about
well what about this?

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
No one cares. Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Whatever your pet issue is, it's not resonating. It might
work on Twitter, it might work on your text chain,
it ain't working with everybody. The fighter is to not
have this motherfucker Donald Trump in charge.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Right, then we can talk about the other shit afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, a Texas man punched an election worker who told
him to remove his Trump hat at a voting site.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Right, because you're not supposed to go in there with shit, right, yep, right,
they punching people. I'll just said I'd be a fiddle, right,
all right, But that's it for the election news. That
was a lot of election news. I know we also
had some upfront stuff with banter.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I'll try to get to just a couple other articles.
But let me play some music so you can get
an ad in here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I think that's Afro Swing, which I believe is infrared Crypto.
The Baby, y'all remember him, Okay, because he was like,
I don't know, two more weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
From being.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Now, you said the baby and something else.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
The Baby wants to collaborate with Megan the Stallion again,
despite previously claiming they slept together.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
He said this on the Drink Champs podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
A person with a long memory, yes, who covers this
show covers this for the show, knows that that's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Not all he did.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
It's a lot of claiming he slept with her was
only one of the egregious things he did and against her.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
I'm not even.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Counting just the fact that he burned his career, put
it on fire, trying to be like I ain't no,
I ain't with them gabies or whatever the fuck he
was saying, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Shit got canceled, he ain't never come back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
He threw his career away just because he the homophobia
kicked in. He didn't want to be considered He want
his fans being considered gay or thinking something was gay
about him or whatever, because that's the only thing I
can imagine subconsciously he did that for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
But he didn't just do it to gay people.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
He also was one of the people that a lot
of black women liked, despite his messaging and his music.
He has dimples and he's very in shape, so I
think people was looking at him and had a running
joke on the show at the time, which is despite
all these black women online going up for him that
I very woke women that I knew, I'd be like

(01:13:28):
every time he punched a woman in a face or
said some egregious offensive shit, I'd be like, huh, the
baby starting to think he's not an intersectional feminist.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
You've just saying that for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Yeah, because people work backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
They like somebody, and then all of a sudden they
start in the staying coat of bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
They start acting like they're a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Good person because they can't just be honest like I am,
and be like I like this person's music. Probably a
horrible person, right, you know. And it's like, well, how
can you listen to music because I don't listen to
support the kind of person you are.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
That's not why I'm here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
There's a lot of good, wholesome, righteous, whack motherfuckers that
I don't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Come on, they staying with all my morals and I
find them to be boring, terrible. That shit is boring, Yeah, big,
don't bang it, don't jam.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Bill Marvin making them them red meat for liberal jokes
and his whole well until the last few years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
But for years I didn't want to see that unfunny bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
M hm, I don't think the atheists is okay, cool,
Good for you, buddy, It's not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Let me know when you write a funny joke. And
now I'll come through.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
The baby is calling on his former frequent collaborator, Megan
is Stallion to come home and get back in the
studio with him, despite thisssing her on this twenty two
twenty two album Baby on Baby Too.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Bast did you said come home? I got love for Meg?
He said.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Me and Meg did some dope shit together and it's
good to see her rise amongst the obstacles.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Nigga, you was one of the obstacles. Why would always
be a hurdle talking about Good on you for jumping
over me. You know you the hurdle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Hey man, you cleared the shit out of me. Congratulations.
I gotta respect.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Was trying my best. I really gotta respect that. I'll
try my best to be in your way. Bit you
did that, I said you okay, A less a person
would have fucked up an acl messing with me, but
not you. I said you can you did good? But yeah,
So he.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Says, uh, I'm manifesting a song with Glow and Meg
together and baby, I guess a friend a third person.
I think that's the way me and Meg should pop
back out because I feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
She ain't left you the one that need to come
back out. Ain't none of these niggas, And no disrespect
that y'all are making music with. Can really embody that?

Speaker 13 (01:15:54):
He said?

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Yeah, this is how I feel about this. The baby
was an average rapper. He wasn't great, but he wasn't terrible.
But he was cute, and he made music that a
lot of black women love. So they bought two and
they ignored all the fuck shit that he had been doing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
That's the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
A lot of his greatest hits was with Meghan. Okay,
And so you fucked your own money up. You fucked
up your relationship with Megan, like like you did it.
You You cannot blame nobody but yourself. You don't want
to take accountability. You don't want to take responsibility. You
act like, oh shit, just magically, magically happened, and all
of a sudden, we don't fuck with each other, and

(01:16:37):
all of a sudden, she's just supposed to fucking forget
and supposed to be like, oh I remember.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
When I made shit with you. Megan is fine, she
don't need you. You need her, but you have too
much pride to say you need her.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
And ain't nobody thought about you or said your name
since your conserts and shit got canceled a few years ago.
And it's one of those things where it's like, Okay,
it's time to get back into spot like and you
realizing that not trying. Fund of these dudes that you
fuck your career for they ain't gotta like her. They can't,
you know, get you to the place that you want
to do, and or they don't fuck with you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
You was selling tickets on Grouppo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
My guy, she's not coming home. She'd be letting you
inside the house. Yes, you the one outside in the cold,
not her. He put, come home, baby, You ain't gotta
be making all that lame shit with none.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Of these other niggas. We could come get it in,
or you know, we cannot.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
I like how he made it sound like, uh like
that's an enticing offer and that or you know we
cannot is definitely his way of being. Like when she
tells me, no, bitch, you ain't that cute anyway, you
know what I mean? Shout out to Meg and any
other female out here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Doing their thing. Oh they love when you're selling female.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I don't got nothing bad to say about no black
woman doing that motherfucking thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Man, I ain't tripping. It's hard out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Here, except for you bought the person that shot her
in the foot to a motherfucking concert that she was at.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Too performing at two Word, so he claimed that slept
with Megan on his twenty twenty two track Boogieman the
day before she said that Tory lane shot her. I
was fucking on Megan thee Stallion waited to say that
shit on my next album. He also said, hit it
the day before too, but I kept it playing. I
ain't say nothing about it, which is ironic because you're

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rapping about it. He later addressed his lyrics.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Saying, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
I said a long time ago, keep me out the business.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
It's a song. It's out right now. Nigga can take
it how they want to take it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
In addition to her dissing her, he also had Megan,
he also had Tory Lanez, the man who assaulted shot Megan.
Stallion be a surprise guest. I believe in his Coachella
performance that he brought him out and performed with him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
So it wasn't just oh, he said some lyrics and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
And it reminds me of Nick Bosa because when asked
about it, eighty and what it is man, I'll say
alone time, keep me out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
The business, you put the business out there. What are
you talking about? Nobody asks for what. It's just a song.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
It's a song where you're claiming that slept with this
woman at a time when her credibility is on the line,
and a lot of people are trying to turn this
into an indictment or her sexual proclivities and not I
don't know a man shooting her in no motherfucking foot right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
But I honestly think a lot of what he's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Doing is this weird, insecure deflection about wanting to be
considered a man's man, because I think that's the same
thing that happened with the homophobic shit, Like he just
kept digging the whole deeper because he don't want to
be considered the stuff that people were saying about him,
that he was one of the good rappers, Like people
used to hold him up and be like, why can't

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men support Megan?

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Is stallion a way that the baby does. It's one
of the reasons they liked him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
And now she is out here a sun in a
solar system of her own, and he's orbiting. He's an
orbiting moon on the coldest planet on the edge of
the fucking solar system. That's him now, and he's got
the nerve to be like you need to get back
with me so you could get some old hits.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Last time I checked, she was getting hits and filling
up stadiums and hosting s and l and doing a
bunch of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
She seemed to be doing all right, just fine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I don't think the magic of you being on the
track or not being on track is really gonna change
much for her life anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
But yeah, nice nice gas lighting there A nice try, right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Forty six people got hospitalized with food poisoning in Maryland.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Oh, what's happened in DMV? I don't know if it's
the DMV, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Know that y'all people that listen and live out there
get real sensitive about it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
So don't write in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
We don't know what the DMV is. Also don't want
to have it explained to me fifty seven time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
No, we don't, so I'm not gonna say that. Goddamn it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
I thought the DMV was Department of bost Vehicles before
people told me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
So what do we YEA leave me on?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I just know that stuff like that invites y'all senses
to call in or write in and give us a
bunch of shit. That is very strongly, vigorously fought in
your area. I'm sorry, Aaria, and I get that, and
I respect that. I don't want to have that bullshit
on our show. This is we don't want to do

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the whole thing. So please ignore Karen calling the DMV
whether it is or isn't. This is a disclaimer to
tell you it's not an important part of this story.
If I have to read thirty minutes of fucking feedback
on this bullshit, I will That'll be the last episode
of the show we ever do. Twenty six people were

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hospitalized in the food born illness outbreak this week after
they shared a dish at their workplace in Maryland. Howard
County Fire and Rescue set that responded at three forty
five pm Monday. That mean motherfuckers ain't even get to
go home. They were sick, sick at work cause you
know that, like that's work hours. This is why the

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one will come back to the office. They went to
Chesa Bay Chesapeake Bay Court in Jessup, which is about
fifteen miles south of Baltimore. Once again, don't write in okay,
thank you on a reporter of multiple patients with food
poison after allegedly eating the same food. The forty six,
all adults were evaluated and taking a different area hospitals.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
All were non critical. Having to go to the hospital
forty six people at the same time. What was in
that food?

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Yeah, they was saying, Hey, we ain't gonna take like
ten to fifty, We can't take out forty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
That's a that's a coordinated effort. That's an emergency.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yesdady, that's like the same thing you have to do
when there's like a mass shooting. It's like, we need
to find a way to get forty six people to
the hospital. And I mean, oh, I can't even imagine.
It must have been like a cruise in there. No
bathroom is equipped for forty six people at the same
time in the building.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
The workers reportedly became ill roughly an hour after eating
a noodle dish an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Oh, that was a fucking That shit was timed. That
was some fast acting food poisoning. Would the Howard what'd
you put night shade in that shit? What the fuck
aren't you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
The Howard County Health Department said it was working with
the Maryland Department of Health to investigate the exact cause
of the incident, but said it was not believed to
have been intentional. Preliminary indications are that the illness was
related to outside food prepaired by an.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
Employee and shared with others at the facility.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
The department is now talking to the affected to learn
more specific details about the food in question. At this time,
we're not aware of any other any further illness connected
to this incident. Believe that there's little risk to the
larger community.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
And this is why some companies are like, we'll gonna
cover everything, or either they be like bit your ship,
your shit better pop out the plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
I love a catered event, but this reminds me of
twenty sixteen episode thirteen forty eight of the Black Guy
who Tips. It's called office potluck, and there's a long
upfront where we discussed why you need to not eat

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the office potluck and why it's such a dicey proposition.
If I'm gonna ever eat at the office potluck, I'm
gonna clear that shit with the old black woman that
worked there, because she know everything. That's the only person
I trust to give me the thumbs up thumbs down
on different people dishes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
You know, y'all got one at your job. I don't
know what you call it, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
It's Miss something, miss first name, Miss Gladys or somebody
you like, Miss Gladys. And she because you and you
already know us up, because she don't even want you
to eat the potluck. She'll come over to your desk
before the potluck is being served to be like, you
know the poplug at eleven thirty, you gonna you gonna,
you're gonna eat, You're gonna stay here for lunch, or

(01:25:11):
you're gonna go out, And I'd be like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
I think I'm gonna probably go out and get me something. Okay,
that's smart. And then if you do gotta eat.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Ms Gladys could be the one to tell you, like
you're like, I guess, I guess I'll get some I
don't know who made this macaroni and cheese, And then
you look over and make eye contact with Miss Gladyson.
She be giving you the like, don't you fuck with
that macaroni cheese?

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Oh, actually, I'm lack those in tylerant. I don't know
what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
I'll I'll guess I'll get some banana no, no banana
bread for me because Lily made it, and Lily owns
a cat, and she be taking pictures on Instagram with
her cat on account of her kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
So we will not be eating any of that, all right,
I know we would not. Oh, prepackaged brownie thing, thumbs up? Okay,
if I gotta bust it open, yes, let me get
a prepackaged brownie, alright, that sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Let me get a soda delicious, all right? I know
this ain't been touched.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Oh, Miss Barbara made the made the potato salad. Okay,
Ms Barbara did it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Thumbs up?

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Okay, Dean Boom, I'm getting a little scoop of the
potato South. But you gotta go through that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
You gotta go if somebody that's been through the wars,
somebody's a little distrusting, or she gonna end up with
forty six other people? Could the goddamn hospital going to
the hospit off try to be friends because you ain't
want uh, You didn't want uh Janine to feel bad
that you looked her dad in her motherfucking eyes and

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was like, is this tuna casserole?

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
I don't wait, what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
And and she's like, oh man, last and it's actually
Sam and Cassero role and you're like, ah, that sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
I mean, I don't want you to feel bad. I'm
gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
I give me a little school, I give you hey,
you know, I try, I'll try it next thing. You know,
you puking your guts out waiting for nine one one,
praying to Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
The company guy, forty seven people that's using the insurance
all at once cause you pull out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Not having the cock pains and ship. The co pay
was probably probably more special than the goddamn meal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
I'll tell you what, though, I bet every employee ain't
go to the motherfucker hospital.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
They did not know, because I probably more than forty
seven there, No, no, no, they did not.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
This Gladys was over there looking at everybody like your
tongue and Brutherland too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
You did that, Sam and Casseroll, didn't you. I told
you to look a little bit dicey.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
She'd be letting her dog, looking in her mouth and
then it tastes the sponge. Yeah, I've seen it. She
put it on tiktop. Thought it was cute. Anyway. I
pray for y'all because that's all I got. I thought
some preyer right, and.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
You know what the company gonna do for my own
They gonna say, no more goddamn potlucks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
We're cartering everything.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
We can't the fuar fifty people running insurance all in
the same day, No thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
I'm just saying, y'all know y'all got coworkers that's nasty.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Y'all know they nasty, and they don't wash their hands
after using the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
And shit, right now, you're supposed to eat they food.
I don't think you have the same safety standards as
Osha or whatever. Corporations have the different laws. I won't
see your motherfucking score on your kitchen. Some of y'all
walking around with some with some d's and some seas
and y'all kitchen scores and y'all just bringing shit to work, Like, hey,

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everybody should enjoy some of this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Like I don't think I've ever heard that combination before.
I don't either.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
I even got to the point where I just was
like hearing my money, like I would pay, like whatever, everybody,
I will pay. Some motherfucker's been complaining, And then I
would be like, Okay, what time is it? And I
was just I got shit to do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
I just leave.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
I have done that many a time. Ya They said,
you put look, everybody put it in ten dollars. We
all get a plate or whatever and bring one thing.
And they'd be like, Rob, what you're gonna bring. And
I'll be like, you know, cups, the plates or whatever.
Occasionally I brought food. I know, my shit good. I
hope they don't eat it. Honestly, I hope they don't
trust me. I would rather bring my food back home
and eat it, but they normally my shit be gone.

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I'm not in front, but they think all that means
I'm fitting to eat with them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I'm going to Taco Bell. I'll risk it with Taco
Bell before I risk it with y'all food. Hell no,
it's not worth it. I don't even understand why people
are taking that chance. You know what I eat, motherfucking
potlus desserts, and by which I mean, oh, somebody brought
some donuts, oh some cookies, some pre wrap cookies. Yes,

(01:30:00):
I'll fuck up some desserts because desserts only a lot
of times people don't han't make the dessert right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
A lot of time to dessert. If I gotta dig
that and break out and break that hard ass plastic
that can dinner. Yeah, I'm good that make all that
got damn noise trying to open it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
But you think I'm really about to eat your chicken?
Catchatory and the chicken look medium rare. No, my friend,
I don't know you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
We just work. Don't know you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
We're not actually friends. And if you get me sick,
I want to fuck you up. Right, so it's better
for water whoop your ass. If you make me sick,
it's better for.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Both of us. Right, we could go on being friends.
I can laugh about the time you got everybody else sick,
Yes I can. But if I'm sick, it ain't gonna
be cool between us. Oh you was fucking with Jannine.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Salmon salmon, uh, salmon salad. Okay, because I try that bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
If you want to see I would enough for me
to make a plate, go to my desk and throw
that shit and trash.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Can I just to god I've done that and toss
it knapkins over it. I made a full plate I have. Also,
you know how you know your coworker nasty and they
food can't be trusted. Some of y'all motherfuckers got the nerve.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
To come check.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Uh huh okay, Warden, Oh did you eat all that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Did you try to?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Did you try to the potato salad? No, man, get
the fuck out here. Don't look at my trash either.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Just go, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
I ate it all this delicious. It's fucking the mess.
I went back for seconds when you wasn't looking. I'm
gonna take something home with me. No, I didn't eat
the ship.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
You see, I'm not sick, so plainly I didn't eat it.
Oh you know what I do.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
I'll be tell like I wrap that ship up and
then when I leave, throw it in like the outside
trash can. Because I'm like, no, I throw it in
my trash trash can.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
I've done that to you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
I've done my throw it in my trash trash can.
Fuck you right at my feet.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
You my daddy. You gotta make sure I ate all
my dinner tonight. I'm a grown ass. You know your
ship's nasty. Come on, I've never checked to see if
people ate my food.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Either it's great and I can either you didn't and
I can bring it back home thank you, or it's
gone like it be gone and the only thing I
want was my tupperweb back.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
That's it. That's the list. That's people that can cook.
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
I'll be I have never encouraged anybody to try my ship.
The other thing people do too. They be trying to
test you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
They be trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
See if you're gonna talk them into it. I don't
want to talk you into it. No, I'd like to
bring it back to the crib. So I'm absolutely fine
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
They be like, oh, did you make this macaron cheese
or whatever? I be like, my wife made it. Okay,
Well once you'll you know to hey, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
I'm honestly I wouldn't even get it if I was you,
you know, like I would leave it alone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I love questions like I wouldn't trust it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Okay, it looked suspicious to me, Oh now go ahead,
my plate back like I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
I'll come to a potlug eat just my shit.

Speaker 15 (01:33:06):
I don't know if I've done that before. They be like,
you gonna get anything else. I'll be like, Noah, those ribs.
I'm good with these ribs who made the ribs. Me
back to my desk to not talk to.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Y'all and folk cookie it straight out of the box and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Watch y'all rush to the bathroom from fucking because that's
the other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
An hour later. That's the other problem. The potluck be
too early, don't you know. They be like, oh, yeah,
we gotta eat. You know what I'm saying, So what
time we gonna eat? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
Ten thirty, ten thirty, yes, they love at ten thirty
eleven o'clocks.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Bullshit, ten thirty. I'm gonna tell you something else. Another
reason why I was.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Like, fuck your pop lup cause you want me to
take my break, because no, I'm a stand in this line.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
Have shit, go to my desk and take my break.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Whenever I take my break, I still take my lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
I do too. Fuck y'all every time that shit not
my lunch. No, it's not. They'd be like, you could
go ahead and eat something you don't got take your lunch.
I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna eat inn. Yes, I
am taking my lunch. I don't want this. That's youall food.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
That's right, that's y'all bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Ca Cane in the chat.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Said I ain't lying for shit. I'm telling them dead
in they face. I don't have enough respect for them
to tell them dead in they face. I lie to
them because I don't respect them. Ca can I respect
myself too much? Yeah, it ain't even really about it
ain't really about me about.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Them like that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
I'm just lying because it's expedient. I don't give a fuck.
If they don't like it, they can look at the
trash can and see someone.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
The point is I'm doing this so we could avoid
the conflict. Yeah, it was delicious. I'll see you have
a little more dressing left.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
I'll get to it. Well, it cod was like you
got the whole thing left. Yeah, I'm getting full. I'm
not dying cause y'all don't know that raw egg don't
go in everything.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Come on, okay, I don't even want to eat everybody house.
Of course, I'm not eating everybody, not some of y'all.
Don't do y'all TPRs S reports on time? Is that
the level of detail that you out here making with
your food?

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
You out here report two days late, So now I'm
man get sick.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Two days later, you're out here making soup flas with
that shit with the same amount of detail.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
You're right? Did you skip shit? Right? Edit? Shit. You
turn that shit, You turn shit in late?

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Does that mean you don't respect expiration dates? Come on now, now,
I got a doc. Your man names ain't being changed
since twenty twenty one?

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Are you out of here? Fucking?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Thank you? You're not a chef? Do we work at
a restaurant? Why am I eating your food?

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
If y'all don't stop being cheap, we could have all
put ten dollars in together and had that luxurious pizza
party you always give people instead of a raise, right, Yes,
I'll gladly take a Thanksgiving pizza party over a motherfucker
potluck one hundred times out of une any time, because
then if everybody gets sick, you know it's Papa John's pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Right. Let me get sick from some shit that we
know getting us sick. Yes, look it up my cholesteround
and my stomach.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
The thing about Papa John's. I know how Papa John's
gonna make me sick. We don't dance this dance a
few times, Okay, I don't know what your strange uh
Dorito's tuna casseroll shit, I don't know what that's gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
That's like three separate things. I shouldn't be eating in one.

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
Like why your shit smell funny?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
No, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
But I know exactly how the garlic butter fuck me up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Okay, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm gonna have a headache
all afternoon, all this salt because Papa John know what
he's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Y when he comes in sweet, when he come to
fuck me up.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
And I make that decision. That's a decision I make
with my eyes wide open. I'm not rolling the dice.
I'm not rolling the dice. I got damn love Papa John's.
Don't give a fuck. I'm calling my shot. I don't
love Papa John's. I'm calling my shot though. I'm not
rolling the dice. I'm saying, Okay, tonight is a stay
at home night. I'm fucking with this Papa John's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
But if I fuck with your ship, I don't know
what John's it's ham in the broccoli castle role? Why
is it ham in here?

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I don't that's a gad. I don't know, but you
told me it's hitting.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
I gotta trust you. And then when I'm over at
motherfucking uh you.

Speaker 5 (01:37:23):
Know experiment, baby, you got you probably don't I say
you got that clip of that that later that gave
that ship to her coworkers on there. Oh I don't
I don't have it, but you know what's what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Yeah, let me go look at my YouTube history and
see if I can find it. I'll see what I
can do.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
No, ye, I don't want to be down a motherfucking
the Southwest Hospital, you know, and had to say Trium
North Side because your ass g ass had to get
a little frisky with the motherfucking fish and the cheese
novout west Side.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
You send them people all across the county. All right, man,
I hope I can find that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
I think I watched it on my other account, Okay,
no problem, Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
And the thing is that is that they had to
go to multiple hospitals. So someone went to the big hospital,
someone went to the small one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Mm hmmm. Can you imagine that? Right? And you know
what I bet you everybody was like, fuck, Brenda.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I found I found. Let me give me a second.
I put it on camera for y'all. We're gonna end
on this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
This woman.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
This is in Canada, so you know, these the nicest
people on earth. Uh, this is on the news in Canada.
This woman made ARTI check did for the holidays. When
I tell you the amount of warning signs, like I
know these motherfuckers ended up in the hospital bathroom minimum, Yes,
But when I tell you the amount of warning signs
in the preamble, and this is what I'm talking about,

(01:38:54):
that fake politeness will have you eaten this ship.

Speaker 16 (01:38:57):
Throughout the week we've been sharing our holiday treats Leslie
or on Tap this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Hey, first of all, that laugh, that's not what you
want when you present your food at the pop up and.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
He got a pink spoon just laying in it too.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Right, But if you tell somebody, hey, I got I'm
a blank and you open up the container and they go,
that's you fucked up already, it's not good.

Speaker 16 (01:39:27):
In our holiday treats Leslie or on Tap this Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Yeah, it's not supposed to look like that the whole
story here.

Speaker 5 (01:39:35):
So what is this?

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
So it's like I didn't want to bacon. I've been busy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
So dude on the left can already smell it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Dude all the way to the left, he can smell
it because you can see him covering his mouth, his
nose with his hand, already.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
And the thing is this, if you're saying you didn't
want to make it, I'm not eating that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
I told you it's winding signs like like you was like,
I was like, what in bitch? Just just buy something
then don't come in here with this. The fact that
you're back pedaling is already. I'm not eating your food.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
No, Whenever I made something for a potluck and someone
asked me questions about it, I'm not back pedaling and
telling them why it won't be good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
I'm like, then don't eat it, right, That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
And about it's a confidence thing, I'm like, I would
like you to not I would best case scenario for
me at.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
A potluck, nobody wants my food.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
I like, I just like, I am sure it means
that they think negative things about me at the job.
Sure I'll take that. That's fine, But I know my shit. Fine,
I can take it back home.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
And eat that. You motherfuckers that be like, no, go
ahead and take some. I'm like, what's wrong with it? Right?
I don't want to bring it all home. Why don't
you want to bring it all home?

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Because if I spent my hard earned money making food
for you ungrateful people that I barely tolerate.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
I couldn't wait to bring it back to the crib
and be like, mmm for me. Yeah yeah, they used
to get mad at me. They but you ain't never
gonna cook nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
And then I never will, which they plate, spoons, cups, ice.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
I was like, fuck, y'all.

Speaker 17 (01:41:04):
Oh, I didn't want to make anything, but my family
was all freaking out.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Okay, this is what I wanted to do. This is
plan a.

Speaker 17 (01:41:11):
This is my favorite Christmas thing. Oh oh, here's the
Safeway wrapper. It's Christmas cake.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Now listen. I don't know what's in that. It's probably
not good, but you saw how it came out of
a plastic wrapper. I'd eat that. I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
It clears the test of pot Look, yes, oh you
bought this from the store.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
Give me a slice. I'll take I'll take half a slice.
Give me a chunk of that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
You want?

Speaker 17 (01:41:38):
Serious? Well, I made it, and then Safeway package stipp
for me.

Speaker 13 (01:41:41):
Right, So that's really And.

Speaker 1 (01:41:43):
Then she just got herself off the list just that quick.
I told you she s not the water signs.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Why would Safeway package yo ship for you? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:41:53):
Safeway pod can make their own.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
You're a decept person. You're a very deceptive person. Why
are they packaging your food you made at the crib?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
They're not gonna do that. See, you just hit me
to some new game that I didn't even think about.

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Is it people out here that's actually going and buying
the store, packaging and putting nation inside it?

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Now I might not trust that no more. Now I
need to see it opened up on the spot, not
unless Ms. Gladys tell me. I'm not fucking with it,
my favorite.

Speaker 17 (01:42:21):
That's what you want to do, freaking out because you
need to make something.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
You're ready's making something.

Speaker 17 (01:42:27):
So they all got together and they sent me this
recipe and I'm gonna make you guess, right, So this
is ARTI choked.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
That's another red flag, make ma'am. This ain't guantanamo. I
don't have to try shit. But see being fake nice
at work death.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Okay, So you think that that's okay? Right? Is that
too much free church?

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
That's a lot? Okay, Okay, a couple of things.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Buddy on the left legitimately looked at the camera like
as an episode of the Office for a second, like, Buddy,
all the way, are we.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
About to that's okay, right, it's not too much free
like he had a little quick look at the cam
like we read about to do this bullshit with Deborah, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
If y'all, if y'all, okay, if y'all want.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
The other thing is when a little piece of it dropped,
why did he act like it was the blood from
the aliens the Xeno Moores, like she was gonna melt
through his shoe because he.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Smelled that ship.

Speaker 5 (01:43:27):
I can't do this.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
How does it smell, Scott?

Speaker 16 (01:43:30):
It's like vinegar or something.

Speaker 1 (01:43:32):
What a fake out by the white lady in the
middle down to hand the piece over to the other.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Dude cause she didn't want to that bullshit.

Speaker 7 (01:43:39):
She handed it to you said, She was like, here
you go, here you go, and he already said I can't.
So he was like, this is gonna be some bull
ship And they said vinegar.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
The fuck am I smelling vinegar for nothing?

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Even stuff with vinegar in it not supposed to smell stronglyegar.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
No, it's not all vinegar. Chips don't smell like just vinegar.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
If you ever just open a bottle of vinegar and
smell that shit, you wouldn't eat anything to smell like that.

Speaker 16 (01:44:08):
No, doesn't smell Scott, it's like vinegar or something.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Smell like a bar.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Why work out?

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
This did not work out? So uh, it's his face.
The fact that he ate that that that dep like
it was a shot of tequila. Yes, he keeps looking
at the camera, which is fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
But the fact that he ate it like a shot.
That's that tell you how bad it steak. Because he
didn't nibble on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
It like he did it and he was like, let
me go ahead. He basically was like, in order to
eat this, I have to not taste it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
I need to throw it directly to the back of
my throat and swallow as quick as before my throat
and taste and before it can figure out what I'm
doing to it. Yes, if my body discovers I'm trying
to poison it, it will reject this immediately work out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
So it's hard. Too much? Is it edible? He literally
almost threw up would just.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
But there's no vinegar in there. So here's what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
There's no vinegar.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
That's like red flag number seven at this point. It
smell and tastes like vinegar. And then you let me
know there's no vinegar in it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
Something is spoiled, ma'am. What other stuff don't smell like vinegar?
Nothing healthy?

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
No, there's not a similar vinegar smell out there on
the market where you're like, oh, yeah, sometimes I'll be
eating chicken and it's like, got that vinegar smell too,
and you like it's gonna be hidding.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Never, that's like the oh my, spread it out, you
spit it out into the rapping that she paid for
it safeway.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
Okay, so they kids caught here, it's okay. I agree
with you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
I agree with you to watch you make me taste it, Yes,
but you know it's nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
And you know what, I'll just noticed she didn't try
to No, she did not because she knew that it
was some boys shit and it was nasty.

Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Typhoid, marry motherfucker the person in the last art to
go that poison on them people, forty six people in
the hospital in Maryland. Typhoid Maryland. Damn shit, Typhoid Maryland. Okay,
y'all know y'all be sick at home. Y'all know y'all
gotta eat COLI agree with me, Oh, it's y'all probably

(01:46:44):
be eating the boy's head at home, like it's still
good to me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
But I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. Okay, yo, y'all,
y'all almost be weak, y'all mind ain't strong.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
Hearty choked it, but something went terribly wrong. Okay. So
first she said it burns.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
It burns, Oh, should not burn unless it's designed to
be spicy hot. She said it burns.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
She said it like it burns like chemically, yes, not
like it burns like spicy, look like chemically like it burns.
A chemical reaction is happening it in my esophagus and
it don't is not This is not what food's supposed
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:47:31):
There's no there's no vinegar. Do you think something is off?
Like do you think ship?

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
And it's you and your mind that's what's off.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
You should have been like, my segment is over with.
Can somebody go buy some ship from me? I've claimed
this mind.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
I feel like this the same way Kathy Bates would
like rat poison somebody in a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
She's like, oh, does this feel like it's burning? And
you're like, uh, are you killing me?

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
Maybe the chokes are off? Well, Okay, I didn't have
a lemon. So I just cut off an orange and
put that in there, and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
That I didn't have a lemon. Those are two different fruit.
Am I going crazy? You cannot substitute orange and lemon,
just willy nilly. They are not the same.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
No, they're not.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
No ones ever give you an orange to be like,
sprinkle this on your fish. It'll really bring out the flavor.

Speaker 5 (01:48:24):
Use a zestible orange instead of a zestible limon.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
No one's ever had a recipe like, uh, substitute orange
like you might get lemon and lime.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Yes, you normally get lemon. Substitute orange juice for this
lime juice.

Speaker 3 (01:48:39):
No, they do not.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Orange juice and lemonade don't even taste the same. No
they don't. Ma'm you are cook You should be outlawed
from cooking, right a band from doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:48:51):
Ship places to put end. So I put celery salt
in a way you know in see.

Speaker 8 (01:48:56):
This is where little bits of chemistry playing last sleep
is that combined property?

Speaker 3 (01:49:01):
How are you enjoying it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Amber?

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Posts just keep saying it bursts? How are you enjoying
the amber? She said that like she's jealous of amber.
How you enjoying it? Amber?

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
I'm proud of all the men in the office looking
at you and not looking at me. Am ain't said
a thing since she first said it burned.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
You know what else?

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Burns every time you come to the set and everybody
gives you a standing ovation.

Speaker 2 (01:49:27):
But when I come to the set, they don't say anything.
I wonder why, huh, But there's no vinegars.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Burns.

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
So the recipes on the at least they didn't die.
You say you had to go to the hospital that
we know of, but I just if that, then it's
I got free healthcare and Canada right. Literally too much
dip on your chip?

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
Yes, it was too much.

Speaker 15 (01:50:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
The incident up voted at Navco wholesale seafood distributors.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Oh so, y'all work.

Speaker 1 (01:50:08):
With food and someone food poison everybody with some off
the clock food.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
And it's seafood too, you know, people suspect right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
The Stanley Peerlman Enterprise of the parent company of Navco,
told the outlet that the food that caused the illness
did not come from the facility. Navco operates under the
highest health and state safety standards in the industry. Our
headquarters and facilities are regularly expected and mindor by the
relevant health authorities to ensure compliance with all.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Healthy and safety regulations. Well, maybe spread into the kitchens
of your employees, because this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
It's ridiculous, y'all gotta be out your goddamn mind about
to kill everybody at work, right because you over here
like uh, chicken could be pink in the middle, right,
that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
And none of that.

Speaker 5 (01:50:48):
And now we have forty employees out, like the company is,
like the fucking whole ap staff is out now.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
The fuck yeah, forty six people, all right? Last course
is a sword ratchetness. Let's get out of here on this.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:51:27):
Or when she catches one of her neighbors only on
thirteen of Mother's Horror, when she catches one of her
neighbors apparently setting her house on fire, it's the man
in this exclusive video we've been showing you since Friday,
armed with a samurai sword and toting a can of gasoline.
ABC thurteen's Luke Jones is live at the Harris County
Courthouse tonight, where the man suspected of the violence is
set to appear again tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
Luke First of all, Luke Jones looked kind of militant
with that fro and that very serious face. Yes, normally
when they say somebody out on the spot like this,
they be smiling and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Like, hi, jam man, Luke got it. They woke him
up to do this. Look like he's gonna be like,
what's going on? Why?

Speaker 10 (01:52:08):
And when he does, he'll have to answer the two
arson chargers for setting this woman's and another person's house
on fire. He's also facing to soul chargers for threatening
that woman and a responding sheriff's deputy with his sword.
But if you ask one victim, these chargers aren't nearly
tough enough.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
That's because we don't respect sword laws in this country,
not treat these weapons as seriously. Which if we can't
get guns under control, why you think we can't get
swords under control.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Is he's smoking a motherfucking cigarette while he's doing this.
What kind of insane person? Crete you're pouring gasoline out?
You're pouring gasoline and holding a cigarette. Oh my god,
he actually came to kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
I mean it was attempted murder.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
Jackie Green did know what to think.

Speaker 10 (01:53:03):
When she walked out to find a smoking gas can
propped up against her West Harris County home.

Speaker 13 (01:53:08):
Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
He had the gas can literally right here.

Speaker 10 (01:53:11):
Added defiant neighbor caught on camera walking up to her
house with that gas can.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
I just sawed you and I got cameras.

Speaker 10 (01:53:19):
Yeah, she pressed charges, and so did one of her neighbors.
That's because before finally Wind gets to Gray's house, we
see the man police identify as Wind walking up to
a neighbor's house with his gas can.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Now, why is he trying to burn the houses down?
Because I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:39):
Smell of the racisty smell like vinegar to you are here, Yeah,
I smell racism.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Smell vinegary to me and my racism spent since it's tingling,
What the I want to see the other neighbor house
now too, who lived there?

Speaker 2 (01:53:52):
Another house? The homework all ah ship Now so it's
the black people houses. He two for two, Okay, I
when to.

Speaker 10 (01:54:02):
Say mysteriously caught on fire soon after.

Speaker 14 (01:54:05):
So at this time, I'm trying to put the fire out.
I'm trying to run back in the house and call
nine one one.

Speaker 10 (01:54:10):
And yet when the fire's out, when returns, this time
armed with a samurai sword, watches he pours gasoline all
across Gray's driveway.

Speaker 14 (01:54:19):
He actually started pouring it up underneath my truck. Then
that's when he started pouring it all in front of
the driveway and everything else.

Speaker 10 (01:54:28):
When he's done, he lingers at the foot of the driveway,
at one point slicing the air with his sword a weapon.
Gray says she almost fell victim too, but.

Speaker 14 (01:54:37):
He was coming, you know, with the sword kind of
up in his hand, kind of like he was coming
to charge at me. I'm like, oh, really, you coming
after me with a sword.

Speaker 10 (01:54:45):
When Harris County Sheriff's deputies get here, they say they're
treated to the same hospitality.

Speaker 14 (01:54:50):
He goes into his garage still kind of swinging at
the police officers, and that's when they end up tasing
him down.

Speaker 10 (01:54:55):
A dangerous man taken down in Grey's view. Luke Joan
EBC thirteen eyewitness steves.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
They still didn't say what the penalty was.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
They said that he didn't get enough time, so I'm
wondering what or maybe they just let him on bond
or some shit and go back.

Speaker 2 (01:55:12):
To the crib, right And she was like, no, that's
not enough.

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
Listen, I said, my motherfucker house.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
On five, No I don't really fuck with Gus, but but.

Speaker 5 (01:55:20):
About to say he didn't hit the wrong one that
had lit him up, he'd have came out there with
with the fucking sword.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
Let's just say I would have been fucking with him
that day. If this nigga was my neighbor, been a.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
Bit different type of story, it'll be a different type
of story because you out of your motherfucking mind. You're
not finna clean me, nigga. You're not finna burn down
my house. It's a house too, It's not an apartment
where I can just move right, No, man, we not.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
This is not tenable.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
Well you I gotta worry about waking up the middle
night to fucking fire, my kids dying for you. We
gotta end this straight homeboy. Right, all right, y'all, that's it.
Thanks for listening, everybody. I thought this would be short,
but we had too good of a time talking about
the pot luve and involved too angry of a time
talking about politics.

Speaker 2 (01:56:06):
So y'all got it all.

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
Two hours show, All right, y'all, talk to y'all next time.
Until tomorrow. Will have a guest. Zach from Living Corporate
will be our guest tomorrow, So make sure y'all check
that out, and yeah, until next time, I love you,
I love you too,

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