September 7, 2022 • 40 mins
Bowl Chat is BACK! Yes after a tech mishap we are back and talking our vacations, candy bars, and about a conspiracy theory Andrew has about Jimmy Buffet (I'm on to you Jimmy... I'm on to you).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're recording and Scott's not ready. Wear your headphones? Oh,
I plug them in for you. Buddy. Remember when you said, oh,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh are you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You ever responded oh oh my goodness, you never bespunk.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I have to leave.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And then what do I do? Get this hole set up? Ready?
And guess who's not ready? This guy? So much trashing here? Yeah,
maybe you should throw things out instead of horde.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
It's not move.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Also, sorry guys for this bull chat being posted later.
It's just been very hectic and chaotic. But we delivered
and we hope that you don't mind that it's a
little late today. But what about that delivery last week?
We missed that delivery? Yeah, that one.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You know, it's fine, but our listeners understand I don't
think they do. Okay, well, then you're I don't guide it.
I don't understand you don't the stupid man box took
a dump.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay, Well, explain what happened.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, there's there was a memory cardish you with it,
but I fixed it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you remember before we recorded? Like I have to
reformat it?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So funny how you don't understand how technology were But
will you somehow understand how technology works?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's one or the other you pick. Are you honey,
are you illiterate? Or do you understand what's going on? Yeah,
when it comes to tech things. No, But before we recorded,
you were like.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Because I recorded multiple things with it when it was
still like that, I have no idea why that one
craped the bed.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But anyway, it was a really funny episode. It was fun,
it was a good time. It was great. Scary was here.
We were singing me so horny, Jesus everything. It was
a great episode. Well, regardless, Mary don't care for you
guys today. Can I see a question? What would you
still have the YouTube video? The YouTube video because it
did record on YouTube? Yeah, can we just post it?
I know the audio will be horrendous, so there's no
(01:50):
point I think people would like to see it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, it doesn't make sense for somewhat. You are so
so all over the place. You have a zero like
code that you follow. What do you mean if I
said we're gonna post it like that, you'd be like,
the audio quality is not up to the standards. No,
but yet somehow you want me to take that and
upload it. And you're like, everybody is asking for it
(02:13):
because I know these things and we need to upload it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I know it sounds like crap. I don't think it's
smart to do it. I know the audio will be horrendous,
so I don't think it's smart, But I think the story.
I think people are curious. Well, great, I could be curious.
I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, then you can. I'll send you the MP four file.
You could open it up and you could listen to
it on your way home in the car. Make sure,
because you don't have the thing that plugs in, you
keep it real loud, otherwise you're not gonna hear a
single word. Anyway, Thank you guys so much for coming
back this week. We're so happy that you guys are listening.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How is your vacation? It was great? Great. I was
your vacation so wonderful. I had the best time. You
were wearing that that thing. I saw you in the desert. Yeah.
I went to Morocco. It was a really great time. Now,
what can I ask? Why did you, of all places,
why Morocco. I wanted to go to Morocco for quite
some time. Oh, I just feel like it was the
kind of thing where you like stood in front of
(03:05):
a map and through a dart. No. False.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I really really wanted to I really wanted to go
to Morocco. I went years ago to Tangier on like
a day trip. It wasn't great a day yeah, because
you because we were in Marba, Spain, and Marbia, Spain
is like a cross from these things.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Tangier foreign to me. I've never heard. I mean, I mean,
I've heard of these places.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But yeah, so Tangier, Spain is Tangier, Morocco is really
close to Marba, Spain. So you could take a boat
and do a day trip, Newman, which we did. Okay, well,
he'll get the bull chat notification soon. Anyway, I wanted
to go there because I really wanted to do a
desert trip.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And I did a desert trip right and it was fun. Okay,
don't call Newman. Let me call Newman. Why are you
calling him? I can hook it up to this. What
why are you doing this? Doing what? I can hook
it up to this and then people can listen to
the call.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's okay, Hey Newman, I'm gonna call you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Answer my call. Don't let's hang up on this one.
I don't know what I'm doing. You do know what
you're doing, except for tending to me tech alliterate. Look
at those guitars. That's cool. Well, thank you god. Oh boy,
I didn't do this the right thing, but I face timed.
(04:24):
I thought it was cooler for him to see that
what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We can FaceTime him on this and it feeds through this,
so it's good quality audio. Not that we're going like this.
We don't need to do that. You know this, geez.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's like talking to my grandpa and him just being like.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
What but I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, okay, gramps, let's like just do it please, I'm
not a grandpa.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Was taking your so long? There, millennial? Oh my god,
I'm just gonna call him. I'm just gonna call him.
I got I got to him in a second. He
didn't think and get it. Mary and Joseph, h children,
I can't do it. He doesn't know how to FaceTime you,
(05:07):
so he just called.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You good morning, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I knew man. Also, it's me, hello, how are you good?
You know, due to some issues, we're just first recording
the bull Chat right now, so it'll it'll populate soon.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, Well, you mean, how's it going to populate if
you haven't even recorded it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, we're recording it now, and then I'm taking it
directly afterwards and uploading.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It, and so then you're gonna walk it over. I
got it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh yeah, I'm walking it over to Colorado. But most
likely the uh stupid man box will again crash and
we will lose all of this. So at least you're
here to witness that we did once again, the stupid
man box I got.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I've had a stupid man box for two years and
I've never had a single problem.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Right, I have one memory card formatting issue, and now
this is like all he's going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But it was a spectacular episode, like it was one
for the record books. It was a really really great episode.
We're facetiming you too. We don't need to, we just
can you made me fake? I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't. So that just reminded me I can't drive
you home today. I don't need to be driven home. Okay,
thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Are we on an episode right now?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Are we live? Are we on an episode.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, we're live now, welcome back new Man. Well,
they can't answer you. Oh who knows this?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, it's my first day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Scotty Scott's Scott's in.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, my Scotty by right now is truly on some
type of tear today. I don't think about some type
of tear. It's it is one for the books.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Other Scott have you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Have you guys looked into that couple's therapy that I recommended.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, we're gonna get into it. I truly don't think
I could do it.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
If there is a couple therapists listener, please serial dot
com just the contact form and get in touch. We
need this.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He'd make the therapist quit. I might, Yeah, probably I
could see it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Did you Did you call me for a specific reason?
Or is this because that I texted you saying where's
the episode?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Right? You texted me so I we were in the
middle of the episode, so I needed to call you.
That's all okay, all right, it's coming, it's coming soon.
Stand by, it's coming soon.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
All Is there anything else you need for me?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's it?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Okay, thank you, gentlemen, all have a great tay.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They couldn't hear they couldn't talk back. Okay, So anyway,
tell me more about Morocco and the sand.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, so it was really fun. I was in the
middle of the desert, right and I went sandboarding. I
wrote a camel, and I wrote one hump or one okay,
because Russian camels, fun fact, have two humps.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
So sometimes if you see them in a zoo there
there it's a ump camel. That's a Russian camel. How
do they speak? How do they speak? What I like
when you do the Russian thing? Oh, I email Russian camel.
We are not to like the one hump? Canmel have
two times the water twice they bought? Because water stored
(08:15):
in there? You know, you know that, right? You just
pop a straw in there like SIPs, just poke it
through and you can drink if you're on it. Crazy.
The person that was walking us with the camel never
mentioned that you can. You have to use a metal
one though, Really metal straw turtles breaks right through everything. No, no, no,
because you know it's hard. The skin interesting, is it? Bone?
Is the hump bone? I don't know, let's look it up,
(08:36):
or cartilage of some sort. I don't like that word cartilage.
Why don't you like that one? I don't know. It's
just one of those gross words to me. Cartilage. Oh wait,
why am I looking at cartilage? Don't worry about it.
What's in a camel's What does a camel's hump made of?
Because it'll say there's water in that fat? Really, so
camel dump does not hold water at all. It actually
storts fat. The camel uses it as nourishment when food
(08:57):
is scarce. If a camel uses the fats. If a
camel uses the fat inside the hump, the hump will
become limp and drooped down. Ooh. With proper food and rest,
the hump will return to normal. That's so interesting. Actually,
I've never seen a limp hump in the camel. Actually,
if you look up limp hump. People were talking about zoos,
(09:18):
a lot of zoos. If it's not a good zoo,
because you know, they usually do camel rides. If you
look and they're droopy, O great, they're malnourished. Malnourished. Yeah.
So we went to Disney. That's exciting. It was a
lot of fun, and everybody was kind of like scaring
me with the new Genie whatever system, the lightning lane,
thing or whatever. But if you haven't been there in
a while and you go and you use it, it's spectacular.
(09:43):
It costs fifteen bucks and you just schedule your rides
all day. Yeah. I'm not much of a Disney guy,
so I was very nervous, but when we got there,
I was put at ease by the app.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Disney truly is the best place on Earth. I love Disney.
I love Disney so much. I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a Disney adult. I enjoy it immense I
love being able to go places like Morocco and New
Zealand and Tokyo and all these fun places. But there's
just something about Disney that you go to and you
just know it's gonna be like a nice time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have you been to any of the foreign Disney's.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I've been to Tokyo Disney. Oh, and I went to
Disney C, which is like their side park. So you
know how like Disney World has Epcott Oh yeah, yea yeah,
there's just called Disney C like the.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Letter C or Sea Sea, and it's insane.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's almost like a weird fever dream of a park
because it has like twenty thousand leagues under the Sea
as a ride, which they used to have a Disney
World and they got rid of. But like their themed
lands can be like innovation. So they have like a
whole Italian architecture side where it has like Michelangelo things.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Dude, we went in the Epcot ball. I didn't know
you could go in there. That's Spaceship Earth. I didn't know.
I peed them in my dad's shoe on that right,
what yeah, fun fact. I mean recently.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
No, when I was a kid. My dad hasn't been
to Disney's since probably the shoe incident. When I was
a kid, I really had to go to the bathroom
and we were on Spaceship Earth and my dad was
like we're riding it and he's like, I have to go,
and he says, okay, well where are we going to go?
Like we're stuck on this ride, and so he gave
me a shoe, but.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It wasn't waterproof. It was a sparry so maybe those
are waterproof. I don't know. So you pissed it his
shoe yep, And then I know exactly where I was too.
You know, when you're coming up the ride and they're
like talking about fire like and then they made fire. Yeah, yeah,
it was right there. But wait, I'm more right before
the fall of the library. I'm more interested in this,
(11:40):
and that's pretty early on. It was very early on.
He held the shoe for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And you know what strikes me going on it so
many times when you go backwards, I don't remember how
he held the.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Shoe, but I'm very intrigued and curious. So what did
he do with the p filled shoe? Oh, he threw
it out, and then he walked home with one shoe.
So he walked the rest of the park shoeless. It
was at nighttime, so you were almost done. Yeah, what
if he stepped on something whatever? I mean, I don't
think you couldn't have gone on rail, Like, could have
just gone to the gift shop at that point and
bought some Mickey shoes. I'm sure they had slippers.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, No, I think at that point he was like,
my kid just pissed in my shoe. I want to
go home, which fair. Listen, I appreciate him. I love
my dad for doing that for me.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's a spectacular story. Yeah, that's great. I can't believe
I've never heard that before. Yeah, Peede of my dad
shoe and Spaceship Earth. That's wonderful. Fun fact. Another time
I peed.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I was a sleepwalker as a kid, and I thought
Jackie's bed was the bathroom. So I walked into Jackie's
bed while she was sleeping in it, and I lifted
up the covers and she's like, what are you doing?
And I just started peeing right in her bed. That's
Amazingiel like jumped out and was like, what is going on?
And I was sleeping. So my parents come running in
(12:50):
and they just are watching me pee in Jackie's bed.
They didn't stop me, and then I just went right
back in my room, closed the door, and I'll sleep.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
A friend of ours, a friend of ours, did that too,
and they have it on video because they had surveillance
and the kids room when they were little, So you
see the kid get up out of bed. He opened
his brother's top desk drawer and peede in the drawer
and then just went right back into bed like it
was nothing. It's crazy what you could do when you sleepwalk.
Are you a sleepwalker? I'm not. I walked. I don't think.
I don't know what the proper past tense is. Sleepwalker sleepwalked,
you know, slept walk walk. I don't know, but I
(13:19):
don't think i've I'm sleeping. I don't think I've ever
peed in any weird places that I can remember.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Maybe, Honestly, My theory is always when you gotta go,
you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, bathtub whatever is. If there's a drain, great, yeah,
But if there's no drain, then you're probably sleeping. Yeah,
well maybe not. You know, if you're outside and you
have to whatever. Oh I can't get off. You go
hit the thing. Hit it's squirreling. We're squirreling right now. Sorry,
Carla Marie. I don't have a button over here. You're
(13:49):
doing bull Chat?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Can I say thank you to you guys?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Because? Oh hi, Because when I was driving to Wildwood
for vacation, I listened to old episodes of bull Chat
and it got me.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Through my well, that's very sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I couldn't listen to Serial Killers because my son, who
has that thing, he can't stand the he can't stand
the chewing, so he said, I was not allowed to
listen to Serial Killers, but we listened to bull Chap.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's it's pretty it's upsetting that there wasn't a new
Ball chat for you to listen to. There should have been.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I heard it got deleted.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, it was an issue with the memory card.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I heard that was your fault, Andrew, and he was
so mad at you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Everything is I wasn't mad. Likes things happen. But the
only thing is that there's like, there's video of it.
It was recorded, so I think he should post the video.
The audio is horrendous.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh would probably this is the video? Funny?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, because doing his Oh gosh, and.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That is something to be seen and it can't be unseen.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, you know what, if we had enough requests, maybe
Andrew will case gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh sorry everyone, Well, I'm excited to do Serial Killers
when we do the Halloween series.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's coming very Soonious again, I have three Halloween serials
and it's coming soon.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Okay, enjoy, love you bye, thank you, love you bye.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh hey, wait, did you see that like Twitter whatever
wanted to use that picture for that from hocus Pocus
to Cereal that we did they did? Did you see
that notification?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Did they ask us?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah? It was it was real because it was checked
in with yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah. I don't know where it's going to go.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
But but that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, they like for it's really Why why that picture.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The one where we were all holding the boxes? Yeah,
I don't know, because it's coming soon.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I guess No, that was last week anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
But hocus focus out.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't know the cereals out. Yeah, I bought it
in the store. Okay, No, someone's yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It wasn't real, Joel.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, you know what Joel Cereal secret squirrel Joel. You
know he tries hard. You know, he'll send me pictures
every once in a while and I'm like, dude, no,
thank you, but no, we've got it because he's not
in the same store anymore, so I don't I don't
see him nice. He's very nice. I love Joel, and
I'm hoping he's going to pick us a winner soon, pick.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Me a winner. Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Right, have a good day day now. This episode's going
really slow. Should we just take a break? Oh my god,
I scary. I know. I wouldn't even try. I mean,
I'm so disappointed that whole thing got destroyed that we could. Oh,
I guess we'll be back right after this. And we're back. Hey, scary, Hey, scary, No,
(16:21):
you can't open those different contest winners. They'll notice if
one has gone. I'm trying. If you want a contest
and you're supposed to get a full box of Snickers
and it was open, I can't do that to contest winners,
especially when we have proof. That's right. Funny though, if
you included a note in the box that said, like,
Scary Scary, I owe you one. Oh my god, can
(16:41):
I write that note? Sure? Here, here's the this is
Andrew likes to use this book to write things, Oh,
I owe you one Snickers from Scary. Don't don't rip
the whole thing open, just get your hand on this
so you can pull one out. Oh you one Snickers,
(17:02):
Scary Jones. He took the pull tab off to sorry.
I was sorry. I was hungry, And now he's satisfied.
Do they still say that? Do they still say that
Snicker satisfies? I don't think so. Imagine freezer when we
were in camp, we would freeze candy bars and then
(17:23):
we'd smack him on the counter and they break into
a million pieces. And it was especially the Charleston choos.
Do you remember those for the studio? Yeah, it's still
funny though, Yeah, so a contest winner is gonna be
one shy of their lifetime supply. Lifetime your supply a month.
Would you guys like to share this with me?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, no, but you just put that here. I owe
you one Snickers bar. Sorry, I was hungry love Scary Jones.
You're welcome, Nicker. Thank you, guys, No problem. I was
sure wish we could recreate the episode that we missed
last week, but it is what it is. Yeah, well,
has that ever happened to you where you like, did
something magical and then you tried to recreate it and
(18:04):
it just wasn't as good. Because that happened to us
once before, we decided never to do that again. Like,
was there ever a Brooklyn Boys that was so good?
But just for some reason it went away? Gotcha? Gotcha?
I may have to hire you anyway. What are you
looking for? I'm just looking through my text messages about
what about text messages? I'm getting all right? That was
Snickers was good? Yeah, it's I have not had a
(18:27):
Snickers in a long time either, But yeah, no, I
remember that from camp. So we would freeze candy bars.
We'd go to the canteen and they would put them
in the freezer for us. And do you know what,
do you know what a Charleston Chew is? My dad
loves Charleston Chew's, so they still make them. They're hard
to find, but Charleston chew would come in vanilla, strawberry
or chocolate, and it was a big long it was
probably like a foot long thin bar of nougat covered
(18:49):
in chocolate. And I mean you could bite it and
it was like and rip your teeth and like pain
in the ass. So you'd freeze it and then you
smack it onto camp owner and it would break into
like one hundred piece. It was so good that way.
It was such a Sleepway Camp thing. Mm hmm. I
didn't go to Sleepway camp. He never went to Sleepway camp.
(19:09):
Never went to sleep Weight Camp. I did for three,
well two, and I went for two and seven eighths years.
I didn't like it toward the end, so I left
a week early. Oh wow, yeah, I'm madic reality TV
style exit. You're right, it wasn't it. You know what
it is is? I didn't. My group leader was a
jerk to me, and he didn't like me very much,
(19:30):
and he made me do things that I did not
want to do. He knew I did not like playing basketball.
He knew I did not like playing basketball or football,
so he gave me extra basketball and football because he
didn't like me. I can't imagine why. And so I
came home. I came home early that summer and I
never went back. And then I just started working when
I was like thirteen or fourteen years old. And here
(19:51):
I am, Andy.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wow, yeah, here we are. Look at us. Do you
know how much I sweat in the desert.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm sure a lot, a lot. And you said something
about air conditioning. Yeah, so the tent we had was
air conditioned, which was beautiful tent. Yeah. So in the
desert camp we were in luxury tents. It was almost
like a glamping experience, kind of like what the fire
festival was supposed to be. Pretty much. Okay, yeah, so
it was like that. Yep. But then why is Nick calling?
(20:19):
What are you doing? Nick is calling? Turn it off?
What are you doing? I don't know he's calling? Okay, well,
he doesn't know that you're recording this right now. He
must need you for something. You don't have to answer it.
I'll just text him now saying recording bull chat. So
I tell him I just drank some of his honey.
It was wonderful. Okay. Anyway, so glam tents. It was beautiful.
But they shut the air off between nine thirty am
(20:42):
and seven thirty pm in the conserve energy. What kind
of the whole camp shuts off? So it's not really
it is it a tent? Yes, but it has all
kinds of luxuries. Yes, it has a pool, it had
a c okay, so why not just have a room?
Why is it a tent? I don't understand. At that point,
it might as well just be a hotel because you
(21:02):
can't build a hotel in the middle of the desert. Well,
I mean you could build permanent tents. They don't have
to be tents. They could be made of they are
they have metal poles holding them up right, like a
big tent. I guess that's like the the draw of it, right,
that's the charm, the desert charm. Yes, because they can't
build a hotel in the desert. So like next door
(21:25):
was there, like the trailer park version of it, that
was just like a coalman tent. No, no, nobody.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You you could camp in certain places, but it's like you'll.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Die, like so can you just drive up and just
put a tent down? You could? The nomads do that,
those guys that move all over the place right, Yes,
and they do it. When the camels run out of
food in the area, they keep moving. That's why people
are still nomads.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
For that day to this day, people were like, you
could see nomad camps traveling. It was nuts. I've never
seen that before. Where are they going to find the
next food sort for the camels?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So that's their whole life is just to find food for.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
The just traveling. They just constantly are moving. It was
very interesting, very fascinating. There's all different tribes and what
they do, and it was it was really it was
an interesting experience.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm glad you have to experience that. It wouldn't be
my first choice, but I'm glad you did that.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I will say our tour guide did take us someplace
that the minute they told me, I said, I don't
want to go. I know where this is going. They
took us to a carpet store, and I did. When
we went to Tangier, I remember this, they did the
same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Morocco is known for its carpets. Oh, I thought they
want you to get on a magic carpet. Now take
a dumb Instagram picture or you're flying in the store.
I would have loved that way better than what I got.
Got it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So we're sitting there and originally they're telling us all
about the history of the Berber tribe that grew up
there and lived there and all this stuff, and then
they start talking about the carpets. And at this point
in my head, I already, like I said, I went
to Tangier and we got a whole twenty five minutes
to feel about the carpets. I am not buying a
carpet as a souvenir. I'm just not, don't. I only
(22:59):
do carry on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm not going to walk on a plane with like
a giant ass carpet. And it's it almost like a
timeshare thing. They go there and they make you yes.
So I'm sitting there as they're making tea, because they
make lots of tea, and see in the desk it's
actually really good. They do a mint tea, so it's
like super refreshing. But carpet after carpet, and this one's
(23:20):
made like this, and this one's made like this.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
And the pattern on this one and then at the
end and they're like, and for all of this, shipping
and handling is not included, but you could get yours today.
And I'm like, no, I'm not buying a carpet. Well
what about this carpet?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Still know?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And after this they have to clean up all these carpets,
and you're awkwardly sitting there like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Buying one of these? How much are their carpets? Uh
so realistically depend on which one you wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They could run anywhere from like a hundred to like,
uh like six hundred wow, all hands, Yeah, plus shipping,
which are like we kept saying, but with shipping, this
is going to be expensive for us. No, no, no,
it's not going to be expensive. I'm like, it is
going to be expensive. It'd be more than the carpet cost.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Exactly. How were you They have to get a FedEx
truck out there.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
It's a remote village in the middle of nowhere. You
can't tell me the shipping and handling isn't gonna be
a lot. And plus I live in a six hundred
square foot apartment. Where am I putting this giant ass carpet?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So that's their thing. It's carpets.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Carpets, okay, all hand woven by all their all different.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you think that there are people like wealthy people
that go there just for the carpets without a doubt
because they know that that's the carpet king. Let me
tell you something.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
You go there, the survivor must go there for their
prop department because they just had. You would walk around
and you just see like all these old antique looking
cups and like necklaces and like all this crazy stuff, swords,
all this stuff, and you'd be like, okay, if they
if they were filming a movie here, they definitely just
(24:57):
used all this.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Now, how did they get to this? You fly to ware?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So how we did it was we flew from London
to Casablanca in Morocco. From Casablanca we went to er
Chicaga on a little plan. No it wasn't that little, okay.
But then from there it was a two hour ride
in the desert to the camp.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
That had to be a fun part. I would have
liked the ride passing stuff. I like looking at them
we were it was like twelve o'clock at night when
out there. That's too bad. But it was actually kind
of cool because by the time the next morning when
we woke up, we had no idea what anything looked
like got it, So it was almost like, oh wow,
this is beautiful and would you do this again?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I think it was a one and done for me
with the desert. If anything, maybe I would go to
Marrakesh again because that was cool. Seeing the Medina was
really awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That's weird. There used to be a night club called
Marrakesh on Long Island. Oh wow, that's weird. It's a
Moroccan theme. What does it mean? Is it a city? Yeah,
it's a city in Morocco. It's it's interesting. I remember
I remember having to go work at a bar called Marrakesh. Yeah.
It was was really nice. The media was interesting. We
have a boss named Adina. Yeah we do yeah, wow,
(26:04):
these names.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It was almost like Times Square and so that part,
like we went at night because it's a night market.
You can go during the day, but like most people
go at night because that's when all the food is
out and everyone's having fun and doing whatever. But at
night time you couldn't escape the tourists, or not the tourists,
the people that would come up and be like this
is the best shirt you'll ever find, and then two
(26:25):
seconds later someone else it's the best shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're liver. How many people are there? I don't understand,
Like it's not like Time Square. How many people are there?
Is it a big tourist Yes, oh it is. I
feel like it was just like you and a couple
of friends in the middle of nowhere in the desert.
I didn't realize that it was a tourist thing.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It is just it's a huge, huge market, okay that
everyone just walks through and has shirts. It has food,
it has everything you could think of. They sell their
kind of like Quincy Market in Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Is sure. Let's say it's like Quincy Market in Boston. Perfect. Yeah,
that's great, or that or that market that the Star
Wars market at Disney kind of like that Hollywood studios
think more. Yeah, that looked like yeah that thing? Yeah,
got it? Okay, it was cool. I got a penny there.
It's great. Cooper made me get a penny in the
dumb machine, the fifty one cent machine. It's not fifty
(27:13):
one cents anymore. It's just a dollar. And you don't
even have to put a penny in. What it says,
no penny, no problem. We'll provide it. But there's not
even a slot to put a penny. And I was
excited because I wanted to use my penny because there
was a brand, brand new one, and they don't let you.
Did you put a dollar in? Then the penny comes
out and you don't even crank the freaking thing anymore.
What there were a few machines that cranked, but the
(27:34):
other one you just pushed the button and the penny
comes out all smushed. It was kind of messed up,
and we broke one of the machines too, because we
had just come off Splash Mountain and Cooper wanted to
Splash Mountain penny and my money was all wet. So
I put the dollar bill and it was like wow,
and then it stopped and it was like sorry, this
machine no longer accepts cash. And I was like, but
wait a second, I can't. Just your sound effects are
(27:56):
so not with things sound That is exactly what it
sounded like. So the dollar machine went pretty much pretty much.
Then the lights rot. Yeah, it went offline, kind of
like the stupid Man box did last week. It just
went nuts. And what did the Superman box do when
it just it wrapped out. It just went it went. Yeah,
just like that, that's what happened. All the colors went off,
and that was it, all the colors. Yeah. I have
(28:18):
to go soon, okay, And I only say that because
I have to go home. We'll get another commercial in
right here. And the battery on my computer is about
to die, so oh, everything just dies. Everything dies. Okay,
we'll be back right after this. Edward back that a
hole wasn't big enough anyway, like I was saying, is
(28:39):
you have another five minutes before we shut this off? Okay.
I have to go soon because there's one of those
corporate things today that they want everybody to be in
here here for for four o'clock in the afternoon, And
so I have to first drive all the way back
to Long Island and then take the train back in
and the train and I'm not going to get home
till like eight o'clock time. I'm going to be miserable.
(28:59):
I will not drive home at six o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you know what a nightmare that is? You guys
don't like driving to Long Island ever, Try driving to
Long Island at five or six o'clock in the afternoon
on a weekday from the city. That is insanity, misery.
I would rather sit on a packed train full of
COVID than drive and sit in traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
So you say, a pack train full of COVID as
you just went to Disney.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh no, no, no, we're getting it. There's no doubt. It's
just a matter of when. I mean that was COVID Central.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Do you know that the new boosters out? I do
know that I gotta go get mine. Well, I also
have to get my flu shot too.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Isn't I know? I got the thing in the mail
for the flu shop. But isn't there Are you gonna
go together? No and hold hands. No, because mine's a
specific store. You can come to Long Island when we
go roller skating next week? Oh I do that? Are
we still doing that? I think so? I think people
are baling. I don't understand. It was like, well, everyone
all gung ho. I set up this roller skating party.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
How do you think I feel with everything I set
up here? Everyone's all like, yeah, but do it? And
then all of a sudden you get to the day
and it's.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Like, ooh, I have commitments. And then I think to myself, great,
happy I set this whole thing up. But that's the
worst part about it is you set it up and
then you like an idiot to these people that you
set things up with, Like they're having a staff come in.
The skatosaurus is gonna be there, not the skat a sorrow, yes,
Like they're having a guy come in and be in
the suit and do the thing. I don't think they
do the hokey poke anymore, but whatever, And could you
(30:14):
imagine if I have to call on Sunday mal like, look,
everybody bailed.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't tell we're gonna get this done. I mean,
when it comes to worse, I will drive to the place.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But like two or three people like already, like, well
you know again. This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's the same thing that when we get breakfast in
the studio, one person is like, everyone's gung ho about
getting breakfast, right, we get the breakfast. The minute someone's like, ooh,
did you think those eggs were cooked all the way.
Then someone else, without a doubt chirps.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
In ooh, my peanut butter and jelly definitely had moody bread.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I feel sick too, And then it just starts and
then all of a sudden, everybody somehow gets a stomach virus.
It's fault and it's always mine. And I had to
arrange the entire freaking order, place the damn order. And
then because one person said their eggs were a little
bit too greasy, everybody has a stomach like.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Now you have to set up the urchin care appointments
for everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I don't go that far, but you know why, because
the minute everyone leaves here, I check you're all fine.
My arm is fine, by the way, that's great. How's
your mouth?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
My jaw still hurts, but my arm is fine. Great.
Hopefully the jaw thing goes right. Hopefully you didn't die
from your arm. No, I didn't. By the way, when
it says little battery, how much longer do we have,
well we're at nine percent. I could see it in
the coin. Oh I couldn't see that because I need
glasses now too. Oh cool, yep, my vision problem. My
vision is going. You need to eat more carrots. Carrots,
that's right. Vitamin A okay, what is a ak K
(31:36):
A one of those? I'm pretty sure it's a what's
the eye one? Is it a? I don't know. I
just take my centrum and I get everything. I need
from eight toz inc? What eight is zinc? Oh? My god,
that's their thing, dude. I didn't just make that up.
I mean it was actually kind of funny, but I
didn't make it up. That's their thing. I mean I
think it's funny. Okay, but I like it. That's a
(31:57):
good marketing campaign. I don't think they use it anymore though. Yeah,
it's something something that should something something complete from A
to z inc. That's fun. Yeah it is. Okay, So
if we want to end it, I think we should,
just because I really have to go and she wants
to come in and vacuum. Okay, I didn't. I have
so much I have to do today. Yeah, okay, well,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
So I want to see Michael Jackson musical J. Yeah,
I'm actually going to be here. I'm going to be
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was done.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
No, it's still happening unless my mom and I are
going to see a weird off Broadway version of it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm really excited. And then we're going to the odeon
for corn Ravioli. I'm sorry, thanks for her MJ ended.
You're going to see BJ have fun down there that
is disgusting and the bear b Jane McKay and his
best friend Bear. We've been through this, Greg Evigan, thank
you guys so much for listening. Bear the Monkey seventies
(32:50):
Driving with the monkey. No, not that kind of monkey,
going around with a monkey. It's also not it at
all going around? Yeah, were the monkets. We'll say we
monkey around. Yeah, people say we monkey around, monkey around anyway,
Stop singing. I got complaints from Doug and Matt. Stop singing,
Doug and Matt.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Okay, Doug and Matt, you're two listeners out of thousands. Congrats,
Doug will give you a metal guys. Congrats. Matt and
I text on the side too. Let me tell you
something he doesn't like you.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Do you know that? Do that? Doug no longer will
drink pina coladas because of you.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Heavy like pins.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Thank game, Lost in the ring. At least know your
seventies songs. That's in the seventies. It's either seventies or
very early eighties. I think it's early eighties. I think
it's set late seventies. Well, now let's check look it up.
They call it the pina Colada song. What else would
it be called? Scott, that's actually not what it's called
that's in parentheses, it's called Lost in the Rain. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
No, oh, it's called Escape. Yeah, that's right, Escape nineteen
seventy nine. Who it won the People's Choice Award for
Favorite New Song. Oh no, it was nominated, it didn't win. Yeah,
all right, anyway, well, thank you so much for listening. Guys.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's about a dude who's tired of his wife and
he put to want ad in the paper, and so
does his wife about him? Or does she put the
ad in the paper? And he read the ad and
responded to it in the paper? No? Less, So this
whole process took quite a while. Like you couldn't just
like swipe left and right. She had a right to
the newspaper and put an ad in it, and then
he had to see the paper and respond to the
(34:20):
personal ad by writing in. Then they printed that and
she saw it. So this whole thing took like two weeks.
And then they finally met in a bar. What a
romantic endeavor, right, huh. I didn't know there was that
much depth to the Pina Colada song. There was, who knew? Yeah?
And then you know, and then she walked in, He
saw her smile, recognized it and like, well, I didn't
(34:40):
know you like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain,
and they also have sex and the sand dunes on
the cape, did you know that? What? Yeah, I gotta
read these lyrics, you really well. You know it's funny
because I will I know songs for many, many years,
but I don't ever really listen to the lyrics. Every
once in a while, I'll sit and go, wait a minute,
that's what it is. Just like Jimmy Buffett the Margarita song.
(35:02):
I always thought he stepped on a pop tart and
I had to listen really carefully, but he blew out
his flip flop when he stepped on a pop top,
like because you used to, Yeah, back in the day,
you would pull a soda can and the thing would
come completely off. It wasn't just a you have to
pull it off and you just fling the thing and
they'd be all in the sand because idiots would drink
beers on the beach and they would just fling these
(35:23):
things and you'd step on it. You'd cut your foot up.
That's terrible. That's a pop top, but that was soda
because that's pop. Yeah, you know it wasn't beer. That's
what he was thinking about soda pop.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Interesting. I have a theory about Jimmy Buffett. You do
have I told you no, I don't know. I don't
think Jimmy Buffet's real. Really, I don't think Jimmy Buffet's real.
You think it's just a made up marketing scheme. Jimmy
Buffett is Batman. Someone has to take up the mantle
when Bruce Wayne goes, and so there's someone waiting in
the wings to always take up the mantle of Jimmy Buffett.
There's too much on the line. The man has hotels,
(35:52):
he has he releases album every year, here doores.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He has a whole neighborhood. He has a whole neighborhood
that they gave it away on how complex and just
see that I have I wat Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Too much is riding on Jimmy Buffett for him to go,
And I don't believe Jimmy Buffett's real. Jimmy, if you're
watching this, I'm on to you, who, whatever your real
name is, I know you're not real.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I know you're not. And when he does go, he's
just gonna be like Bernie and they're just gonna prop
him up.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yes, there's too much riding on it. I'm telling you
you can't like. How is it that this man tours
all the time?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Does he still tour? Yes? Wow album like every other year.
Parrot Heads are the fans they are.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yes, the parrot Heads will be crushed when Jimmy goes.
And who's seen Jimmy Buffett in real life?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Riddle me this. If you've met Jimmy Buffett, that's a
Batman thing, right the Riddler.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you've met Jimmy Buffett and or have a picture
with him, figure it out how to get that to us?
Because I don't believe you met him. I don't you
met the Jimmy impersonator.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm sure some of our older radio friends have met him.
Ask I'm sure that you they haven't. I'm sure he's
been to light FM on multiple occasions. I bet Ask Kubby,
I'm sure Cubby has a picture with Jimmy Buffett.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I want to get Cubby on the line. No, we shouldn't.
We should save it for another bow chat.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, because I don't want to come back to this.
Should I call Kubby from my phone? Do you have
his number? I think so? I'll just text him. I'll
just text h don't wry about it, because I really really do.
But if you don't believe Jimmy Buffet is right either,
Hey do you have a picture with Jimmy Buffett? Question mark? Okay,
that's not real. By the way, Cooper made fun of me. Yeah,
(37:31):
she's like there must be something going around on TikTok.
Like she's like, it's like this is how adults or
like old people do text messages. Hey, exclamation point? Did
you want to come over later? Question mark? Because I'm
going to make dinner? Period? Also, what did you want
for dinner? Question mark?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Why why is that to be made fun of? Well,
to be honest, punctuation. The kids, they because they just
do a big I'll run on sentence. Well, you're asking
the wrong person because I do that too. What I
always start off with, like, Hi, exclamation point. I do
the same thing if I want specific answers, if I
get a brick of text, I'm not gonna know what
you're saying. That's the thing, because you know, kids these days,
what are they Jen? What Jen? The new one? Alpha?
(38:09):
I guess I don't know, Like the little kids think
it's out they just go on their phone and they say, Hey,
I'm going to the store. Did you want anything from
the store. Also, I'm going to get ice cream after dinner.
Are you gonna come to dinner with us? Where are
we going for dinner? It's all one big, long thing
that would stress me out, that gets me anxiety. No punctuation.
It says he's driving. He's not gonna answer. Damn it.
Here's the thing on.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
He's safe, well as Jimmy Buffett would stay. We may
have made a Jamaica mistake of making this episode so long.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Why oh, because I'm gonna have a ticket on the
car and I have to get back on a train
in like two hours. Yeah, okay, wasting on again. Margaritaville.
What some of his other songs, It's the only one
I know. Cheeze Burger in Paradise Dumbina. You know what,
I bet you in his restaurant that plays every ten
seconds and the white stuff just wants to burn the
(38:56):
place down. Yeah, the one in Orlando. Yeah, I could
be wrong, but I do remember a volcano of sorts. Okay,
so I think they had a volcano on the wall
that would explode, or maybe I'm just thinking the Mexico
Pavilion and havecot. You know either or it's Oh I'm
so excited. I'm gonna go in the car right now
and listen to this. Oh so cool. Do you think
it'll be ready? Absolutely great? Can't wait. Thank you so
(39:16):
much for listening to ball Chat.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Oh should we just make it? I mean we're so close,
we're almost at forty forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Well, we'll see you Monday with an all new serial Killer. Sorry,
this episode was late, but thanks for hanging on. Thanks
for hanging on there. Oh, we appreciate you all for
listening so much. Please follow us on all social platforms
at serial Killers PC. Because this is not serial Killers,
it is the sister podcast to Serial Killers. Will we
just talk about whatever and.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Make sure you hit the subscribe button wherever you're listening
or else that will be your big Jamaica mistake. Okay,
to stay tuned from when new episode dropped.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Thank you all so much for sending us all the stuff, like,
there's box so much, here's boxes piled up, there's so much.
We're not gonna get to all of them, not all
of that. We're gonna have to do one big blowout episode.
Where we just do ten of them. Spoonies are coming
up too. I really have to start preparing for that.
Oh my goodness. All right, all right, well, thank you
all listening.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
We appreciate you guys, and leave a review if you
feel so inclined.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
We look at those a long time. We haven't gotten one, really.
Oh man, that wow. Leave us reviews. We really really
want to read them. Okay, all right, until next time,
say clink Andrew. Ah, it's aggressive. There's so many. I
never realized how many spoons people have. Some these are
all serial killers. I love them. There's so many. And
this one says what is this one's This one says
(40:25):
something else. It says you're awesome, keep that ship up?
What where did this one come from? This one says
Jimmy Buffett isn't real. I know it liar
All right, we're recording and Scott's not ready. Wear your headphones? Oh,
I plug them in for you. Buddy. Remember when you said, oh,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh are you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You ever responded oh oh my goodness, you never bespunk.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I gotta go.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I have to leave.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And then what do I do? Get this hole set up? Ready?
And guess who's not ready? This guy? So much trashing here? Yeah,
maybe you should throw things out instead of horde.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
It's not move.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Also, sorry guys for this bull chat being posted later.
It's just been very hectic and chaotic. But we delivered
and we hope that you don't mind that it's a
little late today. But what about that delivery last week?
We missed that delivery? Yeah, that one.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You know, it's fine, but our listeners understand I don't
think they do. Okay, well, then you're I don't guide it.
I don't understand you don't the stupid man box took
a dump.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay, Well, explain what happened.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, there's there was a memory cardish you with it,
but I fixed it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do you remember before we recorded? Like I have to
reformat it?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So funny how you don't understand how technology were But
will you somehow understand how technology works?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's one or the other you pick. Are you honey,
are you illiterate? Or do you understand what's going on? Yeah,
when it comes to tech things. No, But before we recorded,
you were like.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Because I recorded multiple things with it when it was
still like that, I have no idea why that one
craped the bed.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But anyway, it was a really funny episode. It was fun,
it was a good time. It was great. Scary was here.
We were singing me so horny, Jesus everything. It was
a great episode. Well, regardless, Mary don't care for you
guys today. Can I see a question? What would you
still have the YouTube video? The YouTube video because it
did record on YouTube? Yeah, can we just post it?
I know the audio will be horrendous, so there's no
(01:50):
point I think people would like to see it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, it doesn't make sense for somewhat. You are so
so all over the place. You have a zero like
code that you follow. What do you mean if I
said we're gonna post it like that, you'd be like,
the audio quality is not up to the standards. No,
but yet somehow you want me to take that and
upload it. And you're like, everybody is asking for it
(02:13):
because I know these things and we need to upload it.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I know it sounds like crap. I don't think it's
smart to do it. I know the audio will be horrendous,
so I don't think it's smart, But I think the story.
I think people are curious. Well, great, I could be curious.
I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, then you can. I'll send you the MP four file.
You could open it up and you could listen to
it on your way home in the car. Make sure,
because you don't have the thing that plugs in, you
keep it real loud, otherwise you're not gonna hear a
single word. Anyway, Thank you guys so much for coming
back this week. We're so happy that you guys are listening.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
How is your vacation? It was great? Great. I was
your vacation so wonderful. I had the best time. You
were wearing that that thing. I saw you in the desert. Yeah.
I went to Morocco. It was a really great time. Now,
what can I ask? Why did you, of all places,
why Morocco. I wanted to go to Morocco for quite
some time. Oh, I just feel like it was the
kind of thing where you like stood in front of
(03:05):
a map and through a dart. No. False.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I really really wanted to I really wanted to go
to Morocco. I went years ago to Tangier on like
a day trip. It wasn't great a day yeah, because
you because we were in Marba, Spain, and Marbia, Spain
is like a cross from these things.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Tangier foreign to me. I've never heard. I mean, I mean,
I've heard of these places.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
But yeah, so Tangier, Spain is Tangier, Morocco is really
close to Marba, Spain. So you could take a boat
and do a day trip, Newman, which we did. Okay, well,
he'll get the bull chat notification soon. Anyway, I wanted
to go there because I really wanted to do a
desert trip.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And I did a desert trip right and it was fun. Okay,
don't call Newman. Let me call Newman. Why are you
calling him? I can hook it up to this. What
why are you doing this? Doing what? I can hook
it up to this and then people can listen to
the call.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
That's okay, Hey Newman, I'm gonna call you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Answer my call. Don't let's hang up on this one.
I don't know what I'm doing. You do know what
you're doing, except for tending to me tech alliterate. Look
at those guitars. That's cool. Well, thank you god. Oh boy,
I didn't do this the right thing, but I face timed.
(04:24):
I thought it was cooler for him to see that
what we were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We can FaceTime him on this and it feeds through this,
so it's good quality audio. Not that we're going like this.
We don't need to do that. You know this, geez.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's like talking to my grandpa and him just being like.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
What but I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Well, okay, gramps, let's like just do it please, I'm
not a grandpa.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Was taking your so long? There, millennial? Oh my god,
I'm just gonna call him. I'm just gonna call him.
I got I got to him in a second. He
didn't think and get it. Mary and Joseph, h children,
I can't do it. He doesn't know how to FaceTime you,
(05:07):
so he just called.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
You good morning, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I knew man. Also, it's me, hello, how are you good?
You know, due to some issues, we're just first recording
the bull Chat right now, so it'll it'll populate soon.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Okay, Well, you mean, how's it going to populate if
you haven't even recorded it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Well, we're recording it now, and then I'm taking it
directly afterwards and uploading.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It, and so then you're gonna walk it over. I
got it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh yeah, I'm walking it over to Colorado. But most
likely the uh stupid man box will again crash and
we will lose all of this. So at least you're
here to witness that we did once again, the stupid
man box I got.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I've had a stupid man box for two years and
I've never had a single problem.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Right, I have one memory card formatting issue, and now
this is like all he's going to talk about.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But it was a spectacular episode, like it was one
for the record books. It was a really really great episode.
We're facetiming you too. We don't need to, we just
can you made me fake? I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't. So that just reminded me I can't drive
you home today. I don't need to be driven home. Okay,
thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Are we on an episode right now?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Are we live? Are we on an episode.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, we're live now, welcome back new Man. Well,
they can't answer you. Oh who knows this?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, it's my first day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Scotty Scott's Scott's in.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, my Scotty by right now is truly on some
type of tear today. I don't think about some type
of tear. It's it is one for the books.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Other Scott have you?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Have you guys looked into that couple's therapy that I recommended.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, we're gonna get into it. I truly don't think
I could do it.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
If there is a couple therapists listener, please serial dot
com just the contact form and get in touch. We
need this.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
He'd make the therapist quit. I might, Yeah, probably I
could see it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Did you Did you call me for a specific reason?
Or is this because that I texted you saying where's
the episode?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Right? You texted me so I we were in the
middle of the episode, so I needed to call you.
That's all okay, all right, it's coming, it's coming soon.
Stand by, it's coming soon.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
All Is there anything else you need for me?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's it?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Okay, thank you, gentlemen, all have a great tay.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
They couldn't hear they couldn't talk back. Okay, So anyway,
tell me more about Morocco and the sand.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, so it was really fun. I was in the
middle of the desert, right and I went sandboarding. I
wrote a camel, and I wrote one hump or one okay,
because Russian camels, fun fact, have two humps.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
So sometimes if you see them in a zoo there
there it's a ump camel. That's a Russian camel. How
do they speak? How do they speak? What I like
when you do the Russian thing? Oh, I email Russian camel.
We are not to like the one hump? Canmel have
two times the water twice they bought? Because water stored
(08:15):
in there? You know, you know that, right? You just
pop a straw in there like SIPs, just poke it
through and you can drink if you're on it. Crazy.
The person that was walking us with the camel never
mentioned that you can. You have to use a metal
one though, Really metal straw turtles breaks right through everything. No, no, no,
because you know it's hard. The skin interesting, is it? Bone?
Is the hump bone? I don't know, let's look it up,
(08:36):
or cartilage of some sort. I don't like that word cartilage.
Why don't you like that one? I don't know. It's
just one of those gross words to me. Cartilage. Oh wait,
why am I looking at cartilage? Don't worry about it.
What's in a camel's What does a camel's hump made of?
Because it'll say there's water in that fat? Really, so
camel dump does not hold water at all. It actually
storts fat. The camel uses it as nourishment when food
(08:57):
is scarce. If a camel uses the fats. If a
camel uses the fat inside the hump, the hump will
become limp and drooped down. Ooh. With proper food and rest,
the hump will return to normal. That's so interesting. Actually,
I've never seen a limp hump in the camel. Actually,
if you look up limp hump. People were talking about zoos,
(09:18):
a lot of zoos. If it's not a good zoo,
because you know, they usually do camel rides. If you
look and they're droopy, O great, they're malnourished. Malnourished. Yeah.
So we went to Disney. That's exciting. It was a
lot of fun, and everybody was kind of like scaring
me with the new Genie whatever system, the lightning lane,
thing or whatever. But if you haven't been there in
a while and you go and you use it, it's spectacular.
(09:43):
It costs fifteen bucks and you just schedule your rides
all day. Yeah. I'm not much of a Disney guy,
so I was very nervous, but when we got there,
I was put at ease by the app.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Disney truly is the best place on Earth. I love Disney.
I love Disney so much. I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a Disney adult. I enjoy it immense I
love being able to go places like Morocco and New
Zealand and Tokyo and all these fun places. But there's
just something about Disney that you go to and you
just know it's gonna be like a nice time.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have you been to any of the foreign Disney's.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I've been to Tokyo Disney. Oh, and I went to
Disney C, which is like their side park. So you
know how like Disney World has Epcott Oh yeah, yea yeah,
there's just called Disney C like the.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Letter C or Sea Sea, and it's insane.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's almost like a weird fever dream of a park
because it has like twenty thousand leagues under the Sea
as a ride, which they used to have a Disney
World and they got rid of. But like their themed
lands can be like innovation. So they have like a
whole Italian architecture side where it has like Michelangelo things.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Dude, we went in the Epcot ball. I didn't know
you could go in there. That's Spaceship Earth. I didn't know.
I peed them in my dad's shoe on that right,
what yeah, fun fact. I mean recently.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
No, when I was a kid. My dad hasn't been
to Disney's since probably the shoe incident. When I was
a kid, I really had to go to the bathroom
and we were on Spaceship Earth and my dad was
like we're riding it and he's like, I have to go,
and he says, okay, well where are we going to go?
Like we're stuck on this ride, and so he gave
me a shoe, but.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It wasn't waterproof. It was a sparry so maybe those
are waterproof. I don't know. So you pissed it his
shoe yep, And then I know exactly where I was too.
You know, when you're coming up the ride and they're
like talking about fire like and then they made fire. Yeah, yeah,
it was right there. But wait, I'm more right before
the fall of the library. I'm more interested in this,
(11:40):
and that's pretty early on. It was very early on.
He held the shoe for a very long time.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And you know what strikes me going on it so
many times when you go backwards, I don't remember how
he held the.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Shoe, but I'm very intrigued and curious. So what did
he do with the p filled shoe? Oh, he threw
it out, and then he walked home with one shoe.
So he walked the rest of the park shoeless. It
was at nighttime, so you were almost done. Yeah, what
if he stepped on something whatever? I mean, I don't
think you couldn't have gone on rail, Like, could have
just gone to the gift shop at that point and
bought some Mickey shoes. I'm sure they had slippers.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, No, I think at that point he was like,
my kid just pissed in my shoe. I want to
go home, which fair. Listen, I appreciate him. I love
my dad for doing that for me.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's a spectacular story. Yeah, that's great. I can't believe
I've never heard that before. Yeah, Peede of my dad
shoe and Spaceship Earth. That's wonderful. Fun fact. Another time
I peed.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I was a sleepwalker as a kid, and I thought
Jackie's bed was the bathroom. So I walked into Jackie's
bed while she was sleeping in it, and I lifted
up the covers and she's like, what are you doing?
And I just started peeing right in her bed. That's
Amazingiel like jumped out and was like, what is going on?
And I was sleeping. So my parents come running in
(12:50):
and they just are watching me pee in Jackie's bed.
They didn't stop me, and then I just went right
back in my room, closed the door, and I'll sleep.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
A friend of ours, a friend of ours, did that too,
and they have it on video because they had surveillance
and the kids room when they were little, So you
see the kid get up out of bed. He opened
his brother's top desk drawer and peede in the drawer
and then just went right back into bed like it
was nothing. It's crazy what you could do when you sleepwalk.
Are you a sleepwalker? I'm not. I walked. I don't think.
I don't know what the proper past tense is. Sleepwalker sleepwalked,
you know, slept walk walk. I don't know, but I
(13:19):
don't think i've I'm sleeping. I don't think I've ever
peed in any weird places that I can remember.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Maybe, Honestly, My theory is always when you gotta go,
you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, bathtub whatever is. If there's a drain, great, yeah,
But if there's no drain, then you're probably sleeping. Yeah,
well maybe not. You know, if you're outside and you
have to whatever. Oh I can't get off. You go
hit the thing. Hit it's squirreling. We're squirreling right now. Sorry,
Carla Marie. I don't have a button over here. You're
(13:49):
doing bull Chat?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Can I say thank you to you guys?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Because? Oh hi, Because when I was driving to Wildwood
for vacation, I listened to old episodes of bull Chat
and it got me.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Through my well, that's very sweet.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I couldn't listen to Serial Killers because my son, who
has that thing, he can't stand the he can't stand
the chewing, so he said, I was not allowed to
listen to Serial Killers, but we listened to bull Chap.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
It's it's pretty it's upsetting that there wasn't a new
Ball chat for you to listen to. There should have been.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I heard it got deleted.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Well, it was an issue with the memory card.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I heard that was your fault, Andrew, and he was
so mad at you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Everything is I wasn't mad. Likes things happen. But the
only thing is that there's like, there's video of it.
It was recorded, so I think he should post the video.
The audio is horrendous.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh would probably this is the video? Funny?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yes, because doing his Oh gosh, and.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That is something to be seen and it can't be unseen.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, you know what, if we had enough requests, maybe
Andrew will case gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Oh sorry everyone, Well, I'm excited to do Serial Killers
when we do the Halloween series.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's coming very Soonious again, I have three Halloween serials
and it's coming soon.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Okay, enjoy, love you bye, thank you, love you bye.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh hey, wait, did you see that like Twitter whatever
wanted to use that picture for that from hocus Pocus
to Cereal that we did they did? Did you see
that notification?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Did they ask us?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah? It was it was real because it was checked
in with yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah. I don't know where it's going to go.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
But but that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, they like for it's really Why why that picture.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The one where we were all holding the boxes? Yeah,
I don't know, because it's coming soon.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I guess No, that was last week anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
But hocus focus out.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't know the cereals out. Yeah, I bought it
in the store. Okay, No, someone's yeah whatever.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
It wasn't real, Joel.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, you know what Joel Cereal secret squirrel Joel. You
know he tries hard. You know, he'll send me pictures
every once in a while and I'm like, dude, no,
thank you, but no, we've got it because he's not
in the same store anymore, so I don't I don't
see him nice. He's very nice. I love Joel, and
I'm hoping he's going to pick us a winner soon, pick.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Me a winner. Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Right, have a good day day now. This episode's going
really slow. Should we just take a break? Oh my god,
I scary. I know. I wouldn't even try. I mean,
I'm so disappointed that whole thing got destroyed that we could. Oh,
I guess we'll be back right after this. And we're back. Hey, scary, Hey, scary, No,
(16:21):
you can't open those different contest winners. They'll notice if
one has gone. I'm trying. If you want a contest
and you're supposed to get a full box of Snickers
and it was open, I can't do that to contest winners,
especially when we have proof. That's right. Funny though, if
you included a note in the box that said, like,
Scary Scary, I owe you one. Oh my god, can
(16:41):
I write that note? Sure? Here, here's the this is
Andrew likes to use this book to write things, Oh,
I owe you one Snickers from Scary. Don't don't rip
the whole thing open, just get your hand on this
so you can pull one out. Oh you one Snickers,
(17:02):
Scary Jones. He took the pull tab off to sorry.
I was sorry. I was hungry, And now he's satisfied.
Do they still say that? Do they still say that
Snicker satisfies? I don't think so. Imagine freezer when we
were in camp, we would freeze candy bars and then
(17:23):
we'd smack him on the counter and they break into
a million pieces. And it was especially the Charleston choos.
Do you remember those for the studio? Yeah, it's still
funny though, Yeah, so a contest winner is gonna be
one shy of their lifetime supply. Lifetime your supply a month.
Would you guys like to share this with me?
Speaker 5 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, no, but you just put that here. I owe
you one Snickers bar. Sorry, I was hungry love Scary Jones.
You're welcome, Nicker. Thank you, guys, No problem. I was
sure wish we could recreate the episode that we missed
last week, but it is what it is. Yeah, well,
has that ever happened to you where you like, did
something magical and then you tried to recreate it and
(18:04):
it just wasn't as good. Because that happened to us
once before, we decided never to do that again. Like,
was there ever a Brooklyn Boys that was so good?
But just for some reason it went away? Gotcha? Gotcha?
I may have to hire you anyway. What are you
looking for? I'm just looking through my text messages about
what about text messages? I'm getting all right? That was
Snickers was good? Yeah, it's I have not had a
(18:27):
Snickers in a long time either, But yeah, no, I
remember that from camp. So we would freeze candy bars.
We'd go to the canteen and they would put them
in the freezer for us. And do you know what,
do you know what a Charleston Chew is? My dad
loves Charleston Chew's, so they still make them. They're hard
to find, but Charleston chew would come in vanilla, strawberry
or chocolate, and it was a big long it was
probably like a foot long thin bar of nougat covered
(18:49):
in chocolate. And I mean you could bite it and
it was like and rip your teeth and like pain
in the ass. So you'd freeze it and then you
smack it onto camp owner and it would break into
like one hundred piece. It was so good that way.
It was such a Sleepway Camp thing. Mm hmm. I
didn't go to Sleepway camp. He never went to Sleepway camp.
(19:09):
Never went to sleep Weight Camp. I did for three,
well two, and I went for two and seven eighths years.
I didn't like it toward the end, so I left
a week early. Oh wow, yeah, I'm madic reality TV
style exit. You're right, it wasn't it. You know what
it is is? I didn't. My group leader was a
jerk to me, and he didn't like me very much,
(19:30):
and he made me do things that I did not
want to do. He knew I did not like playing basketball.
He knew I did not like playing basketball or football,
so he gave me extra basketball and football because he
didn't like me. I can't imagine why. And so I
came home. I came home early that summer and I
never went back. And then I just started working when
I was like thirteen or fourteen years old. And here
(19:51):
I am, Andy.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wow, yeah, here we are. Look at us. Do you
know how much I sweat in the desert.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm sure a lot, a lot. And you said something
about air conditioning. Yeah, so the tent we had was
air conditioned, which was beautiful tent. Yeah. So in the
desert camp we were in luxury tents. It was almost
like a glamping experience, kind of like what the fire
festival was supposed to be. Pretty much. Okay, yeah, so
it was like that. Yep. But then why is Nick calling?
(20:19):
What are you doing? Nick is calling? Turn it off?
What are you doing? I don't know he's calling? Okay, well,
he doesn't know that you're recording this right now. He
must need you for something. You don't have to answer it.
I'll just text him now saying recording bull chat. So
I tell him I just drank some of his honey.
It was wonderful. Okay. Anyway, so glam tents. It was beautiful.
But they shut the air off between nine thirty am
(20:42):
and seven thirty pm in the conserve energy. What kind
of the whole camp shuts off? So it's not really
it is it a tent? Yes, but it has all
kinds of luxuries. Yes, it has a pool, it had
a c okay, so why not just have a room?
Why is it a tent? I don't understand. At that point,
it might as well just be a hotel because you
(21:02):
can't build a hotel in the middle of the desert. Well,
I mean you could build permanent tents. They don't have
to be tents. They could be made of they are
they have metal poles holding them up right, like a
big tent. I guess that's like the the draw of it, right,
that's the charm, the desert charm. Yes, because they can't
build a hotel in the desert. So like next door
(21:25):
was there, like the trailer park version of it, that
was just like a coalman tent. No, no, nobody.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You you could camp in certain places, but it's like you'll.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Die, like so can you just drive up and just
put a tent down? You could? The nomads do that,
those guys that move all over the place right, Yes,
and they do it. When the camels run out of
food in the area, they keep moving. That's why people
are still nomads.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
For that day to this day, people were like, you
could see nomad camps traveling. It was nuts. I've never
seen that before. Where are they going to find the
next food sort for the camels?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
So that's their whole life is just to find food for.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
The just traveling. They just constantly are moving. It was
very interesting, very fascinating. There's all different tribes and what
they do, and it was it was really it was
an interesting experience.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm glad you have to experience that. It wouldn't be
my first choice, but I'm glad you did that.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I will say our tour guide did take us someplace
that the minute they told me, I said, I don't
want to go. I know where this is going. They
took us to a carpet store, and I did. When
we went to Tangier, I remember this, they did the
same exact thing.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Morocco is known for its carpets. Oh, I thought they
want you to get on a magic carpet. Now take
a dumb Instagram picture or you're flying in the store.
I would have loved that way better than what I got.
Got it.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
So we're sitting there and originally they're telling us all
about the history of the Berber tribe that grew up
there and lived there and all this stuff, and then
they start talking about the carpets. And at this point
in my head, I already, like I said, I went
to Tangier and we got a whole twenty five minutes
to feel about the carpets. I am not buying a
carpet as a souvenir. I'm just not, don't. I only
(22:59):
do carry on.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm not going to walk on a plane with like
a giant ass carpet. And it's it almost like a
timeshare thing. They go there and they make you yes.
So I'm sitting there as they're making tea, because they
make lots of tea, and see in the desk it's
actually really good. They do a mint tea, so it's
like super refreshing. But carpet after carpet, and this one's
(23:20):
made like this, and this one's made like this.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
And the pattern on this one and then at the
end and they're like, and for all of this, shipping
and handling is not included, but you could get yours today.
And I'm like, no, I'm not buying a carpet. Well
what about this carpet?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Still know?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
And after this they have to clean up all these carpets,
and you're awkwardly sitting there like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Buying one of these? How much are their carpets? Uh
so realistically depend on which one you wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They could run anywhere from like a hundred to like,
uh like six hundred wow, all hands, Yeah, plus shipping,
which are like we kept saying, but with shipping, this
is going to be expensive for us. No, no, no,
it's not going to be expensive. I'm like, it is
going to be expensive. It'd be more than the carpet cost.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Exactly. How were you They have to get a FedEx
truck out there.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
It's a remote village in the middle of nowhere. You
can't tell me the shipping and handling isn't gonna be
a lot. And plus I live in a six hundred
square foot apartment. Where am I putting this giant ass carpet?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
So that's their thing. It's carpets.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Carpets, okay, all hand woven by all their all different.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you think that there are people like wealthy people
that go there just for the carpets without a doubt
because they know that that's the carpet king. Let me
tell you something.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
You go there, the survivor must go there for their
prop department because they just had. You would walk around
and you just see like all these old antique looking
cups and like necklaces and like all this crazy stuff, swords,
all this stuff, and you'd be like, okay, if they
if they were filming a movie here, they definitely just
(24:57):
used all this.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Now, how did they get to this? You fly to ware?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So how we did it was we flew from London
to Casablanca in Morocco. From Casablanca we went to er
Chicaga on a little plan. No it wasn't that little, okay.
But then from there it was a two hour ride
in the desert to the camp.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
That had to be a fun part. I would have
liked the ride passing stuff. I like looking at them
we were it was like twelve o'clock at night when
out there. That's too bad. But it was actually kind
of cool because by the time the next morning when
we woke up, we had no idea what anything looked
like got it, So it was almost like, oh wow,
this is beautiful and would you do this again?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
I think it was a one and done for me
with the desert. If anything, maybe I would go to
Marrakesh again because that was cool. Seeing the Medina was
really awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That's weird. There used to be a night club called
Marrakesh on Long Island. Oh wow, that's weird. It's a
Moroccan theme. What does it mean? Is it a city? Yeah,
it's a city in Morocco. It's it's interesting. I remember
I remember having to go work at a bar called Marrakesh. Yeah.
It was was really nice. The media was interesting. We
have a boss named Adina. Yeah we do yeah, wow,
(26:04):
these names.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
It was almost like Times Square and so that part,
like we went at night because it's a night market.
You can go during the day, but like most people
go at night because that's when all the food is
out and everyone's having fun and doing whatever. But at
night time you couldn't escape the tourists, or not the tourists,
the people that would come up and be like this
is the best shirt you'll ever find, and then two
(26:25):
seconds later someone else it's the best shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You're liver. How many people are there? I don't understand,
Like it's not like Time Square. How many people are there?
Is it a big tourist Yes, oh it is. I
feel like it was just like you and a couple
of friends in the middle of nowhere in the desert.
I didn't realize that it was a tourist thing.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It is just it's a huge, huge market, okay that
everyone just walks through and has shirts. It has food,
it has everything you could think of. They sell their
kind of like Quincy Market in Boston.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Is sure. Let's say it's like Quincy Market in Boston. Perfect. Yeah,
that's great, or that or that market that the Star
Wars market at Disney kind of like that Hollywood studios
think more. Yeah, that looked like yeah that thing? Yeah,
got it? Okay, it was cool. I got a penny there.
It's great. Cooper made me get a penny in the
dumb machine, the fifty one cent machine. It's not fifty
(27:13):
one cents anymore. It's just a dollar. And you don't
even have to put a penny in. What it says,
no penny, no problem. We'll provide it. But there's not
even a slot to put a penny. And I was
excited because I wanted to use my penny because there
was a brand, brand new one, and they don't let you.
Did you put a dollar in? Then the penny comes
out and you don't even crank the freaking thing anymore.
What there were a few machines that cranked, but the
(27:34):
other one you just pushed the button and the penny
comes out all smushed. It was kind of messed up,
and we broke one of the machines too, because we
had just come off Splash Mountain and Cooper wanted to
Splash Mountain penny and my money was all wet. So
I put the dollar bill and it was like wow,
and then it stopped and it was like sorry, this
machine no longer accepts cash. And I was like, but
wait a second, I can't. Just your sound effects are
(27:56):
so not with things sound That is exactly what it
sounded like. So the dollar machine went pretty much pretty much.
Then the lights rot. Yeah, it went offline, kind of
like the stupid Man box did last week. It just
went nuts. And what did the Superman box do when
it just it wrapped out. It just went it went. Yeah,
just like that, that's what happened. All the colors went off,
and that was it, all the colors. Yeah. I have
(28:18):
to go soon, okay, And I only say that because
I have to go home. We'll get another commercial in
right here. And the battery on my computer is about
to die, so oh, everything just dies. Everything dies. Okay,
we'll be back right after this. Edward back that a
hole wasn't big enough anyway, like I was saying, is
(28:39):
you have another five minutes before we shut this off? Okay.
I have to go soon because there's one of those
corporate things today that they want everybody to be in
here here for for four o'clock in the afternoon, And
so I have to first drive all the way back
to Long Island and then take the train back in
and the train and I'm not going to get home
till like eight o'clock time. I'm going to be miserable.
(28:59):
I will not drive home at six o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you know what a nightmare that is? You guys
don't like driving to Long Island ever, Try driving to
Long Island at five or six o'clock in the afternoon
on a weekday from the city. That is insanity, misery.
I would rather sit on a packed train full of
COVID than drive and sit in traffic.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
So you say, a pack train full of COVID as
you just went to Disney.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Oh no, no, no, we're getting it. There's no doubt. It's
just a matter of when. I mean that was COVID Central.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Do you know that the new boosters out? I do
know that I gotta go get mine. Well, I also
have to get my flu shot too.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Isn't I know? I got the thing in the mail
for the flu shop. But isn't there Are you gonna
go together? No and hold hands. No, because mine's a
specific store. You can come to Long Island when we
go roller skating next week? Oh I do that? Are
we still doing that? I think so? I think people
are baling. I don't understand. It was like, well, everyone
all gung ho. I set up this roller skating party.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
How do you think I feel with everything I set
up here? Everyone's all like, yeah, but do it? And
then all of a sudden you get to the day
and it's.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Like, ooh, I have commitments. And then I think to myself, great,
happy I set this whole thing up. But that's the
worst part about it is you set it up and
then you like an idiot to these people that you
set things up with, Like they're having a staff come in.
The skatosaurus is gonna be there, not the skat a sorrow, yes,
Like they're having a guy come in and be in
the suit and do the thing. I don't think they
do the hokey poke anymore, but whatever, And could you
(30:14):
imagine if I have to call on Sunday mal like, look,
everybody bailed.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I don't tell we're gonna get this done. I mean,
when it comes to worse, I will drive to the place.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
But like two or three people like already, like, well
you know again. This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
It's the same thing that when we get breakfast in
the studio, one person is like, everyone's gung ho about
getting breakfast, right, we get the breakfast. The minute someone's like, ooh,
did you think those eggs were cooked all the way.
Then someone else, without a doubt chirps.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
In ooh, my peanut butter and jelly definitely had moody bread.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I feel sick too, And then it just starts and
then all of a sudden, everybody somehow gets a stomach virus.
It's fault and it's always mine. And I had to
arrange the entire freaking order, place the damn order. And
then because one person said their eggs were a little
bit too greasy, everybody has a stomach like.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Now you have to set up the urchin care appointments
for everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I don't go that far, but you know why, because
the minute everyone leaves here, I check you're all fine.
My arm is fine, by the way, that's great. How's
your mouth?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
My jaw still hurts, but my arm is fine. Great.
Hopefully the jaw thing goes right. Hopefully you didn't die
from your arm. No, I didn't. By the way, when
it says little battery, how much longer do we have,
well we're at nine percent. I could see it in
the coin. Oh I couldn't see that because I need
glasses now too. Oh cool, yep, my vision problem. My
vision is going. You need to eat more carrots. Carrots,
that's right. Vitamin A okay, what is a ak K
(31:36):
A one of those? I'm pretty sure it's a what's
the eye one? Is it a? I don't know. I
just take my centrum and I get everything. I need
from eight toz inc? What eight is zinc? Oh? My god,
that's their thing, dude. I didn't just make that up.
I mean it was actually kind of funny, but I
didn't make it up. That's their thing. I mean I
think it's funny. Okay, but I like it. That's a
(31:57):
good marketing campaign. I don't think they use it anymore though. Yeah,
it's something something that should something something complete from A
to z inc. That's fun. Yeah it is. Okay, So
if we want to end it, I think we should,
just because I really have to go and she wants
to come in and vacuum. Okay, I didn't. I have
so much I have to do today. Yeah, okay, well,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
So I want to see Michael Jackson musical J. Yeah,
I'm actually going to be here. I'm going to be
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
That was done.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
No, it's still happening unless my mom and I are
going to see a weird off Broadway version of it.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm really excited. And then we're going to the odeon
for corn Ravioli. I'm sorry, thanks for her MJ ended.
You're going to see BJ have fun down there that
is disgusting and the bear b Jane McKay and his
best friend Bear. We've been through this, Greg Evigan, thank
you guys so much for listening. Bear the Monkey seventies
(32:50):
Driving with the monkey. No, not that kind of monkey,
going around with a monkey. It's also not it at
all going around? Yeah, were the monkets. We'll say we
monkey around. Yeah, people say we monkey around, monkey around anyway,
Stop singing. I got complaints from Doug and Matt. Stop singing,
Doug and Matt.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Okay, Doug and Matt, you're two listeners out of thousands. Congrats,
Doug will give you a metal guys. Congrats. Matt and
I text on the side too. Let me tell you
something he doesn't like you.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Do you know that? Do that? Doug no longer will
drink pina coladas because of you.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Heavy like pins.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Thank game, Lost in the ring. At least know your
seventies songs. That's in the seventies. It's either seventies or
very early eighties. I think it's early eighties. I think
it's set late seventies. Well, now let's check look it up.
They call it the pina Colada song. What else would
it be called? Scott, that's actually not what it's called
that's in parentheses, it's called Lost in the Rain. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
No, oh, it's called Escape. Yeah, that's right, Escape nineteen
seventy nine. Who it won the People's Choice Award for
Favorite New Song. Oh no, it was nominated, it didn't win. Yeah,
all right, anyway, well, thank you so much for listening. Guys.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's about a dude who's tired of his wife and
he put to want ad in the paper, and so
does his wife about him? Or does she put the
ad in the paper? And he read the ad and
responded to it in the paper? No? Less, So this
whole process took quite a while. Like you couldn't just
like swipe left and right. She had a right to
the newspaper and put an ad in it, and then
he had to see the paper and respond to the
(34:20):
personal ad by writing in. Then they printed that and
she saw it. So this whole thing took like two weeks.
And then they finally met in a bar. What a
romantic endeavor, right, huh. I didn't know there was that
much depth to the Pina Colada song. There was, who knew? Yeah?
And then you know, and then she walked in, He
saw her smile, recognized it and like, well, I didn't
(34:40):
know you like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain,
and they also have sex and the sand dunes on
the cape, did you know that? What? Yeah, I gotta
read these lyrics, you really well. You know it's funny
because I will I know songs for many, many years,
but I don't ever really listen to the lyrics. Every
once in a while, I'll sit and go, wait a minute,
that's what it is. Just like Jimmy Buffett the Margarita song.
(35:02):
I always thought he stepped on a pop tart and
I had to listen really carefully, but he blew out
his flip flop when he stepped on a pop top,
like because you used to, Yeah, back in the day,
you would pull a soda can and the thing would
come completely off. It wasn't just a you have to
pull it off and you just fling the thing and
they'd be all in the sand because idiots would drink
beers on the beach and they would just fling these
(35:23):
things and you'd step on it. You'd cut your foot up.
That's terrible. That's a pop top, but that was soda
because that's pop. Yeah, you know it wasn't beer. That's
what he was thinking about soda pop.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Interesting. I have a theory about Jimmy Buffett. You do
have I told you no, I don't know. I don't
think Jimmy Buffet's real. Really, I don't think Jimmy Buffet's real.
You think it's just a made up marketing scheme. Jimmy
Buffett is Batman. Someone has to take up the mantle
when Bruce Wayne goes, and so there's someone waiting in
the wings to always take up the mantle of Jimmy Buffett.
There's too much on the line. The man has hotels,
(35:52):
he has he releases album every year, here doores.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
He has a whole neighborhood. He has a whole neighborhood
that they gave it away on how complex and just
see that I have I wat Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Too much is riding on Jimmy Buffett for him to go,
And I don't believe Jimmy Buffett's real. Jimmy, if you're
watching this, I'm on to you, who, whatever your real
name is, I know you're not real.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I know you're not. And when he does go, he's
just gonna be like Bernie and they're just gonna prop
him up.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yes, there's too much riding on it. I'm telling you
you can't like. How is it that this man tours
all the time?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Does he still tour? Yes? Wow album like every other year.
Parrot Heads are the fans they are.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yes, the parrot Heads will be crushed when Jimmy goes.
And who's seen Jimmy Buffett in real life?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Riddle me this. If you've met Jimmy Buffett, that's a
Batman thing, right the Riddler.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you've met Jimmy Buffett and or have a picture
with him, figure it out how to get that to us?
Because I don't believe you met him. I don't you
met the Jimmy impersonator.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I'm sure some of our older radio friends have met him.
Ask I'm sure that you they haven't. I'm sure he's
been to light FM on multiple occasions. I bet Ask Kubby,
I'm sure Cubby has a picture with Jimmy Buffett.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I want to get Cubby on the line. No, we shouldn't.
We should save it for another bow chat.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, because I don't want to come back to this.
Should I call Kubby from my phone? Do you have
his number? I think so? I'll just text him. I'll
just text h don't wry about it, because I really really do.
But if you don't believe Jimmy Buffet is right either,
Hey do you have a picture with Jimmy Buffett? Question mark? Okay,
that's not real. By the way, Cooper made fun of me. Yeah,
(37:31):
she's like there must be something going around on TikTok.
Like she's like, it's like this is how adults or
like old people do text messages. Hey, exclamation point? Did
you want to come over later? Question mark? Because I'm
going to make dinner? Period? Also, what did you want
for dinner? Question mark?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Why why is that to be made fun of? Well,
to be honest, punctuation. The kids, they because they just
do a big I'll run on sentence. Well, you're asking
the wrong person because I do that too. What I
always start off with, like, Hi, exclamation point. I do
the same thing if I want specific answers, if I
get a brick of text, I'm not gonna know what
you're saying. That's the thing, because you know, kids these days,
what are they Jen? What Jen? The new one? Alpha?
(38:09):
I guess I don't know, Like the little kids think
it's out they just go on their phone and they say, Hey,
I'm going to the store. Did you want anything from
the store. Also, I'm going to get ice cream after dinner.
Are you gonna come to dinner with us? Where are
we going for dinner? It's all one big, long thing
that would stress me out, that gets me anxiety. No punctuation.
It says he's driving. He's not gonna answer. Damn it.
Here's the thing on.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
He's safe, well as Jimmy Buffett would stay. We may
have made a Jamaica mistake of making this episode so long.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Why oh, because I'm gonna have a ticket on the
car and I have to get back on a train
in like two hours. Yeah, okay, wasting on again. Margaritaville.
What some of his other songs, It's the only one
I know. Cheeze Burger in Paradise Dumbina. You know what,
I bet you in his restaurant that plays every ten
seconds and the white stuff just wants to burn the
(38:56):
place down. Yeah, the one in Orlando. Yeah, I could
be wrong, but I do remember a volcano of sorts. Okay,
so I think they had a volcano on the wall
that would explode, or maybe I'm just thinking the Mexico
Pavilion and havecot. You know either or it's Oh I'm
so excited. I'm gonna go in the car right now
and listen to this. Oh so cool. Do you think
it'll be ready? Absolutely great? Can't wait. Thank you so
(39:16):
much for listening to ball Chat.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Oh should we just make it? I mean we're so close,
we're almost at forty forty minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Well, we'll see you Monday with an all new serial Killer. Sorry,
this episode was late, but thanks for hanging on. Thanks
for hanging on there. Oh, we appreciate you all for
listening so much. Please follow us on all social platforms
at serial Killers PC. Because this is not serial Killers,
it is the sister podcast to Serial Killers. Will we
just talk about whatever and.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Make sure you hit the subscribe button wherever you're listening
or else that will be your big Jamaica mistake. Okay,
to stay tuned from when new episode dropped.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Thank you all so much for sending us all the stuff, like,
there's box so much, here's boxes piled up, there's so much.
We're not gonna get to all of them, not all
of that. We're gonna have to do one big blowout episode.
Where we just do ten of them. Spoonies are coming
up too. I really have to start preparing for that.
Oh my goodness. All right, all right, well, thank you
all listening.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
We appreciate you guys, and leave a review if you
feel so inclined.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
We look at those a long time. We haven't gotten one, really.
Oh man, that wow. Leave us reviews. We really really
want to read them. Okay, all right, until next time,
say clink Andrew. Ah, it's aggressive. There's so many. I
never realized how many spoons people have. Some these are
all serial killers. I love them. There's so many. And
this one says what is this one's This one says
(40:25):
something else. It says you're awesome, keep that ship up?
What where did this one come from? This one says
Jimmy Buffett isn't real. I know it liar
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