August 15, 2022 • 27 mins
Today, we’ll get to the new Lightyear Cereal from Kellogg’s. It’s ok, but not as good as it could have been. Then on to some Chocolate Boom Booms from General Mills, all about some 90s character we’ve never heard of…then across the pond for some listener supplied Shreddies. But wait! There’s a bonus box from Lovebird! Jersey gem? We think not.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Us, and we're recording. Is it working? It is recording, Okay,
why wouldn't it be working? Will you just checking the
multi tracks? Yeah, I understand what that means. You don't,
but it's cute. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie Bee
and I'm Andrew and today is Monday, August fifteenth. We're
halfway through August. Thank you Jesus and all his children.
(00:20):
How many children does he have? Well, we're all his
children when you think about it, all of us. Okay, wait,
I like that Cereal Killers. All right, Welcome to the show.
I am so warm. It's actually not that terrible in
(00:43):
here too. It is disgusting. It's dank, and it smells
like the inside of a urinal. I hate in the hallway,
but I just want it to be the fall. Really. Yeah.
Summer's nice, though. I love going to the beach. No,
I hate it. I hate the sand. I'm hot, I'm sweaty,
I'm stick. This is disgusting. I would like you to
come out to Long Island this weekend and go to
(01:04):
the beach with us. Sure, would you do it? I would? Okay, okay,
but you hate it? Yeah, but I'll do it for you.
I want to see you carrying like umbrellas and chairs
on your carry everything and pushing the beach cart with
the wheels. I've been stuck in the sand, I will say.
I am like a mule. I can carry a lot
of things through treacherous terrains. When I did the four
mile hike in Yosemite, you could ask Josh. They say
(01:27):
it's four miles, and you're like, oh, okay, that's not bad.
You look at the mountains. It is literally terrain climb
up because you're going like this right, And I wore
a backpack. It was terrible. That was like I was
weighted down, zigzagging up a mountain. Were you like uncle
traveling Matt? All right, let's start eating. Let's start eating cereal.
(01:48):
I have to hello, I forgot what was that this is?
So I deleted one of the sounds by accident, and
I don't know which sound was this one, But now
it's this one. What even is that? Like a Oh
it's supposed to be a beep. Oh it's okay, I
got it. Listen, you could shut your Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Know what you don't I tell me self yourself, Well,
you're a giant piece of you know, they can still
hear it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They can probably Oh, don't stop, just stop, you know what,
quit it, quit it. It's annoying for people. Hey, let's
see Cereal listen. I was about to say, we are
so our listeners are so incredible that we are just inundated.
You can't really see from here, but there are boxes
everywhere everywhere. People just keep sending us stuff. When we move,
(02:34):
it's going to be a problem. I'm trying to figure
out what we're gonna do because people are going still
going to send us stuff. I know we have to
have a Cereal closet somewhere or we need like a
space to record. Do you think that we can do?
Think that we can like build something like a hatch
under our feet and we'll just I don't know, we'll
hide it like the Cereal underground pantry what. We'll figure
something out. So let's get started with this brand new Cereal.
(02:56):
And I know that somebody sent us this And I'm
sorry that I'm such a giant head because I don't
remember You're funny teeth? Is it the mic? I don't
remember who it came from. And I'm really really sorry,
But your Cereal, we've had it for a few weeks
already and we're just finally getting to it now. Normally
when they come there's a little note inside picture and
(03:16):
send this to my friend. Okay, and and I write
the name on the box of who sent it and
I didn't. I'm sorry. I love it, but thank you
whoever you are, and you're you're a wonderful listener, and
I appreciate it. So this is Kellogg's Disney Pixar Light
Year vanilla flavored cereal with marshmallows. With love it Space
Ranger marshmallows, Space Ranger Marshmallows. Now when did this movie
(03:37):
come out? It came out in July. Wow, oh, June June.
So we've been holding onto this for a bit. I'm
gonna shake it up because there's marshmallows in it. Shake
your box. It's gotta my shake Fox, shake your box,
gotta my shake's box. All right. So you've got well
these are vanilla, but they're stars. Okay. So there's orange
stars and regular oh colored stars with marshmallows. Cool yay.
(04:03):
So it's gonna be a some sort of lucky charmsy
type of thing, but not really because it's Kelloggs and
that is not the post still so General mills that
that's all right? Yeah, it smells nice. I could smell
it from here. It smells good. We've had another cereal
just like this. Smell it. Yeah hmm okay, uh, it
(04:26):
kind of smells like every other. Oh my god, sorry,
why would you do that? It's really heavy, so you
slam it? What happens? If it just exploded, it would
have been absolutely you have gotten me a new board.
No insurance, No, there is no insurance. Why wouldn't buy
the insurance? There is no insurance on it. I think
there could have been. Okay, you think, but it's not true.
(04:48):
I can think a lot of things. Hey, can we
please thank our friends with Utterly Delicious NYC. They sent
us so much milk, so much milkdairy products, so much
dairy products and some like what CBS cbd D cookies Yeah,
and honeys yep from from BEZB yep. And and thank
you so much. There. I guess they are a distributor
of all these products. So this is actually from King Dairy. Oh,
(05:12):
but Utterly Delicious NYC and Staten Island, thank you very
much for the where I'm from. You're from Staten Island. Yeah,
I was born in Staten Island. I didn't know that. Yeah,
my passports asn't born in New York. Huh. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah,
I lived there for almost two years. How'd you get
over here? Uh? What do you mean? Like? How'd you like?
You did the move? A lot of Staten Island people
just stay there. Yeah. No, my my dad wanted out.
(05:32):
I got you. He's from Jersey City, so then moved
there from after they got married. Oh my god, go ahead.
That thing was flashing, I know, because when you slammed it,
you know, that's sensitive. Sometimes it goes off. Oh okay, yeah,
but do you know what else they sent us? What
they sent us these yogurts? Can I just tell you
I love yeah? Oh you know what? Okay, we ate
(05:54):
all of them, but they had not. It wasn't just
like fruit you have this fruit on the bottom, but
it was called like high filling or fruit filling. It
was called fruit filling and it was so delicious. I
damn it. I wish it's probably on that piece of
paper over there. But anyway, they have some really good
dairy products. If you're on Stottn Island, check out Utterly
delicious NYC and who knows, maybe sponsorship on the way.
How come would that be if we just had milk
(06:15):
all the time? That would be nice for you? And
this s is up chocolate milk and those nice for me,
nice for us. This is a you know, it's a
joint podcast partnership, Andrew, Oh, it's my friend loves that
we're doing the late year, even though I know your
other podcasts are a little bit more important and we'll
talk about that of a later day. Because a buddy
of mine and I were watching some of our older podcasts,
and you know, the other podcasts that you work on,
(06:38):
they're much what they're produced, much much nicer than this. Oh,
so why don't you do something because we looked at that,
I don't know how to do video production. Oh, you
don't know how to do video production. No, they have
all kinds of fun graphics and things and here, look, hey, guys,
do you know the only production I've ever added to
a video was like maybe for three episodes our names
(07:00):
that would flash. Yeah, you should still do that so
people can follow us. No, and then after that, guessing
what you're talking about in your little workaround way of
being snide is that, guys, I'm sorry the last bull
Chat episode from like two weeks ago. Oh no, he's
eating because he knows I'm calling him out. The audio
was not synced up after the thirty seven minute mark.
(07:21):
Trust me, I know. I don't know how that happened,
or I'm not going back to fix talking about that.
I didn't even see then. What's the audio? What's the production?
I'd love to know. At the beginning of Life in Spanglish,
does that cool little graphic and there's production. We haven't
uploaded a video to YouTube for Life in Spanglish since
twenty nineteen, but we watched it from twenty nineteen. Yes,
and there's a thing in the corner, like look, how
(07:41):
hours should be spiffy. They used to have the iHeart
team do that for us. That's cool, you can, Yeah,
but you should look underneath me and you are names
and like Instagram should be. No, do you know how
hard that is? No, it's really difficult. Okay, I'm sorry,
Then don't do it. It takes a while to render. But
I'm glad you and Matt discuss how terrible I am.
What from Matt Darren when you never said you're terrible?
(08:03):
You're a wonderful person. Andrew. You know that I think
that I don't really love this cereal that much. It's okay,
I think it's sad here for so long. No, there
has nothing to do with that. It was sealed. No,
it was sealed. It's good to twenty twenty three. These
marshmallows are weak, weak, you know, mushy. Kellogg's traditionally has
weak marshmallows. This is not good. Kellogg's does not do
(08:23):
marshmallow as well. The movie was really good. Actually, and
let me tell you something. This is why we can't
have cereal sponsors, because if Kellogg's sponsored us, we'd have
to say, wow, five bowls all around, it's delicious. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. That's why we can have
milk sponsors, because milk is always awesome unless it's expired.
Well yeah, but that's not their fault. Yeah, no, okay,
(08:44):
I'm giving this two balls. It's a weak cereal. Actually,
no two balls in a spools, nor for me even
right on this box. Don't we have post its? I don't. Yeah,
they're right there. They're the good vibes. One. Okay, just
don't hit my computer please, I'll try Andrew, would you
give it? I'm gonna give it two balls in a spoon.
It's just weak. Like it's a decent cereal, don't get
me wrong, but it's just not special. Three balls from me.
(09:07):
It's okay. It's a novelty thing. It'll be gone soon.
It's just okay. Whatever. Yeah, all right, yeah, hot eight.
Now this one? Yeah, I saw this one on Instagram.
Yeah didn't. I don't know who this guy is. Okay,
you know, our our friend Doug was like, is that
whole Cogan because it kind of looks like him a
little bit. Okay, it's some cartoon or game or something
(09:29):
from the late nineties or something like that, Clash something
or other. Sure, okay, so Barb's cocoa boom booms? What
Barb's cocoa boom booms? Like? Do you know who this
guy is? Like, it's a game or something. It must
be a mobile game on like Apple. But I thought
I thought that it's from the nineties or something. No, No,
(09:50):
I'm pretty sure this is probably a recent thing. Let
me let me can you look it up? Please? Clash
Dash and this guy, I don't know what his name is.
But the weird thing is General Mills makes this. This
is a General Mills cereal. This is not some like
fun codebs that you find at Spencer's. But you also
can't buy it in stores. This is only available at
(10:10):
Walmart dot com. Be the barb barbaric tip. Make sure
you don't tie your mask string too tightly around your head.
It's not what I thought it was. Thanks, How do
I get string? Does it come with string?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You have to poke holes in it and put string
on it. He's a weird looking dude. I could see
where Doug would think. He looks like the eighties and
the nineteen nineties. See it's a cart racer akin to
that of Nintendo's Mario cart for the N sixty four.
This must be some like cult following thing because oh,
I was around in the nineties. Okay, so it's like
Clash of Clans. There's a mobile game called Clash of
(10:44):
Clans that you always get the stupid advertising for on
the app store, do you know? And I feel really terrible.
I report a lot of ads on Instagram now because
I just feel like they're not advertising what the game
actually looks like, and Clash of Clans is one of them.
Is that because you are now a game developer. Yeah,
added to my repertoire. Well, look at the nice clean
(11:05):
white inside of the box. I like that. I need too.
It's clean. And I was like, what is this cereal?
And Cereal bro is like, hey, brah, do you ever
have coco puffs? Because that's what it is. So that's
what it looks like. And General Mills obviously makes cocoa puffs,
so let's see if it is a close relative. Okay,
it might actually be exactly the same and just rebranded.
Is this guy clash boom booms. Yeah, although it looks
(11:26):
like it's gonna make some good chocolate milk. I concur.
I concur with your highly scientific statement. Mm mmmm mm hmmm. No,
not cocoa puff. I don't fill. Huh. It's a little
bit more. And I like to use the term cocoe.
(11:49):
It's not as it kind of washes off really fast.
I call this coca ee as opposed to chocolate E,
if that makes sense. I got what you're sing because
chocolate is a little bit sweeter. It's not a terrible cereal,
but again, basic, it's very basic, but I mean it
just is because of the I don't know you get
a cocoa puff and you're like, I want more of that.
I don't want more of this, but I don't do
(12:11):
from cocoa puffs. I did like the Swiss miss One
cocoa puffs with the marshmallows. That one was pretty decent.
Your run of the mill chocolate cereal. Two balls in
a spoon. This is a halfway for me too. Nothing
is popping? Where is my pop? Maybe the next onell pop? Okay,
I'm gonna give it three balls, Okay, because I like chocolate.
I tell you, Yeah, it's good. It's just again, it's
(12:34):
do more. Are you still happy with this podcast? Yeah?
You are? Why. I'm just curious. We're at that point
now where it's like sink or swim, Like are we
still swimming or are we just going down? Like with
an anchor? What are you talking about? Asking and on
a recorded forum like a crazy person. I sit behind
(12:54):
you at work every day and it's just and then
we get on this podcast and you're like, are we failing?
What's a mission in life? Do you like this podcast?
Are we going to do something? Who asks that question?
The two percent milk makes a nice chocolate milf. I'll
tell you that much. Oh, I almost lapt you so
hard across the face. Oh, pure local better. Over one
(13:15):
hundred years, five generations of the King family have farmed
in the beautiful Hudson River Valley in upstate New York.
I guess we'll be back right after this. Edward back
Scott's having a I guess midlife crisis while on live podcasting.
Our Farmstead Creamery allows us to deliver you the freshest
(13:38):
milk possible. My eyes are starting to go, Andrew, and
it's really frightening me. All of a sudden, I can't
really read as well as I used to be able.
I used to be able to read stuff like, oh,
look at that over there, read signs like all straight
down the road. Maybe you should just go to Costco
and get some glasses. Is it a near sighted thing?
Because I think I'm still good far sided, but I'm
starting to get blurry when I'm reading things. Do you
want me to hold a sign and then you could
read it? I need to do. I have to have
(13:59):
a vision test. Okay, then you should at a Warby
Parker and get a vision test. It's one hundred bucks.
It's covered though well, vision tests are covered. My insurance
didn't cover it. I've been paying out of pocket for
things for you. Yeah, I have the pretentist appointments, the
eye appointments. Wow, what's the urgent care anytime? They don't
(14:19):
cover any of that. I pay out of pocket for
pretty much everything. Do you work for description? Do you
work for this company? Because I heard that one was terrible? Well,
I we don't have hopefully some insurance, some different insurance.
But yes, all right, dear serial killers, Scottie and I'm
not gonna be able to read this, my goodness, Scotty
and Andrew. I found this at a shop called Penny.
(14:43):
What penny, penny penny? How penny penny? It's a penny?
I can't read that? Can I just? Yeah? You read it?
Also with my insurance thing, I actually don't understand how
insurance work. I have a hard time understanding it too.
I found this at a shop called Penny. I could
It's not just me. I'd a penny penny won to
Penny right Wilton, Connecticut. I don't know. They carry British
(15:05):
snacks and pantry staples best before ten twenty two, So
jump on it, Scotty. Check out the price under the barcode.
Hope you don't like the cereal too much? Crunch and
clink Lana. PS. My husband was watching the Chips movie
yesterday and I scold him with all my original Chips knowledge.
(15:27):
Seven marry three, forever for life. Yeah. So these are
Nestle's shreddies. Dun dun dun dun d d dun du.
They look like checks or Chris picks or something like that.
Gold Oh no, they don't know. Andrew, Okay, okay, I
thought this thing made me on the hold up it
(15:50):
was here. This made me think that it was gonna
be Those are Those are little pieces of wheat. I
thought that those looked like golden grams. Wow, the one
with the you mean super crisp yeah, okay, or golden smacks,
golden smacks, honey smacks smacks smacks cool cool, all right,
(16:10):
So these shreddies, this is the big pack. It's seven
hundred and twenty g. Oh, it's a big pack of
seven twenty grams. What's the cubic weis? Look how expensive
that was? Fourteen dollars and fifty cents. That's insane and
I'm pretty sure it actually means fourteen dollars and fifty
cents because she bought it in Connecticut, not in England.
To produce one hundred grams of this product, we have
used ninety six point two grams of whole grain. Okay,
(16:34):
no artificial colors. Colors because they use it. I hate
the flavors. I hate the u Yeah, all right, let's
do it. It's four. Oh, that's so cool. How they
made a little puzzle out of it. Look, he who
squares wins? A crunchy four crunchy layers of wheat. Like
they put the word inside of it. I'm who's what's
(16:54):
he who squares? He who squares wins? These are squares?
But what does that mean? Like? Is it a phrase?
Each squares and you win? Why is it a heat?
Can girls not play girl? No they're not allowed. Yeah,
they can't square and win? Whatever that means? Yeah, it
smells just plain dun Again. They look like brand checks,
(17:19):
is what they look like? What are brand checks? I
actually like the brand checks? I think do they even
have brand checks? Maybe I'm wrong, you've been thinking of
whew ooh, I don't think. Smell almost like sour dough bread. Okay,
smell it smells like spotted dick to me, cheer can't
(17:40):
wait to have this. They're not cheerios. Okay, let's try this.
Very smell it. It's very dense. It just yeah, it
smells like one of those gross healthy cereals. The picture
makes it look really good, and the weaving on it
is very tight. They do that by hand. They weave it. Yeah,
each one, here we go, one, two, three. Yeah. I
(18:05):
have to tell you, the milk makes this cereal. If
you were using fat for your skim, it wouldn't be
as good. I am pleasantly surprised. It's not awful. I mean,
for a healthy cereal, it's pretty decent. If you like
playing that's exactly what it tastes like. It tastes like
raisin bran without raisins. It tas like the flakes in
like you know, square form. I could do a whole
(18:27):
bowl of that, but you wouldn't. Okay, I'm gonna give
it three bowls from a spoon. I'm gonna do the same.
I would like a toasty. Now what a toasty? Do
you have beans on toast for me? I like the shreddies.
They're not bad. Yeah, thanks, Lana. I wonder if they
have different flavors. Yeah, Blana, can you please send us
(18:51):
three more boxes at fourteen dollars and fifty cent all
the flavors that they please spend one hundred dollars on
cereal for us. Thank you so much. Yes, we do
appreciate you. Yeah that. Do you wanna what are we at?
Where were we at? Nineteen? Do you want to do
one more real quick? Sure? Because I was with our
friend Darren over the weekend, okay, and he found a
Jersey gem for us. That's what we call it, the
(19:11):
Jersey gem. I was you know, I had to go
for the bridge and I was in Jersey for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, and he found this. We went to Wait so
you went to New Jersey and you didn't say hi
to me. You don't live anywhere near there. I don't
go through the tunnel. I went through the bridge, oh ridge.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Last week you argued with me
about where things were in New Jersey as if I
don't live there, what are you talking about? Well? Remember no,
So anyway, we went to We went to Kings that's
the snooty twoty expensive story. But they have a lot
(19:37):
of interesting things there. What yeah, in the world, Oh no,
those are nice. Yeah, the box is beautiful. It's very plain.
You know. Wow, love Bird is the brand Rise and Fly. Well,
so was there actual bird in this probably huh. They
had original honey and cinnamon, and Cooper was with us
(19:59):
and she chose honey, organic cassava, organic coconut. At first
I thought it was cassaba, which is a melon, organic honey,
organic coconut sugar, organic coconut oil, sea salt, and vanilla.
It sounds good. Yeah, nutrient rich, superfood ingredients with no
weird stuff to help gut health and support your immune system.
The thing that gets me is it's grain free, so
(20:20):
it's paleo. Oh Lord, please tell me there's no stevia
in there. This is like a dramatic box, like I
kind of want to play like some dramatic music in
the background. I was in awe of my wife's wait, sorry,
it starts with the birth of my daughter. Was a
powerful experience, sir. This is a cereal box. I was
in awe of my wife's strength, the perfection of my
(20:41):
daughter from her first cry, and the gratitude of becoming
a dad. I felt a responsibility to rise above my
autoimmune disease, to provide love and protection. Well now I
feel like a giant, huge, bad, humongous. Well you are,
but yeah, sorry about your autoimmune disease, sir. That feeling
(21:03):
became a calling. Working in the big food industry, I
knew there was a better way to make food for
my family and yours. My purpose is to clean up
junk food by using food from the earth, lightly sweetened
by nature, and fight what come on, come on? What
what does it say? Please? Please and fight childhood cancer
by giving twenty percent of my profits. Well, you could
(21:27):
just call this the.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Andrews such a dick, and I feel it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's not great for me? All right, so organic grain
free gly I need to apologize to Parker and Yakiko.
You are wonderful people, and I will give this five's pulse. No,
you will not. What if I have to like it?
The fight childhood cancer sugar non GM. What's what is AIP?
I don't know, but I'm sure it's wonderful and he's
(21:53):
a it's a Barker and Yukiko are doing their best
and glive phosphate free. This is all right, it's a
I feel it though it feels like a brick in there. Oh,
this is gonna be one of those ones that has
a tiny little bag inside of this box. I can't believe.
I read that and was thinking like, oh, I'm so funny,
and then I got there and I'm well, that's why
you should preread things, Andrew. Well, I can because I'm
(22:15):
not allowed to. Looking the cereal sack you framed me,
I knew it. They're literally Oh, I thought this was
gonna be granola. I know, I thought there was all
kinds of stuff in it. Huh. I have a feeling
it's gonna be grows. I'm sorry. Same. No, you know
we should have done this at the same time we
did your mom cereal because it's exactly the same. Yeah,
So should we just cut off this whole last part
so this way I don't look like a giant front
(22:37):
of everybody. Nope, here we go. Thank you for this
jersey gem Darren appreciate that. And this box was nine dollars.
Nine dollars. Yes, I'm like, I'm not buying that. He's like,
happy Birthday and he bought it. Oh, oh what it
smells spicy? Really maybe that's the cassava. I don't know
(22:57):
what that is. It kind of smells like a crew
to being that in a nice way. Oh what kind
of creuton? Garlic and cheese like a garlic a herb.
Smell it. We probably should have got the cinnamon one.
Oh no, no, they I feel like whenever it's the
natural ones, they overload on cinnamon. Here we go, buddy one.
(23:19):
Two things. It tastes like earth, that's for sure. That's
where he got to stuff from. I love it. I
don't even know who I swallow it. You're burning my tongue.
(23:41):
Remember how I started to taste like a cru It
smells like a creuton. The paste is burning my tongue.
Imagine a garlic and herb creuton, right, the ones that
you buy in like the bageh he just repackaged as o's.
Wait did you swallow it? I did? I could not.
I'm giving this this the well, you know if fight child,
look at him lifting Parker up. Stop making me feel worse. Sorry,
(24:04):
Like a dollar fifty of this box went to a
childhood cancer society. That's amazing. Yeah, but maybe I'm not
sure if that was the cost or you know what
the store sells it for. It's just so bad, it's
so bad. I'm so sorry. I have to give it
nothing because I spit it out. I'm gonna give this
one of a spoon. Yeah, okay, it's just it. It
truly does taste like a Crueton. Look, and when you
(24:25):
eat it with milk, you're like, why am I eating
a milky garlic an herb. Yeah, but there are people
that don't eat sweet, sweet stuff, and this could be
good for them. I would actually put that on a salad.
I swear. Maybe the original one would be good on salad.
I would just put that. I never tasted honey. I
never tasted honey. It tasted herby to me. And there's
(24:45):
no stevia in it. No, no, anyway, the stevia would
have honestly been like the kicker. But it's not sweet,
it's not anything. It's just a weird like lumpy cereal.
Sorry about that, Darren. That was not a Jersey gem.
Sorry Darren, that was a Jersey joke. Oh that's a
zinger if I've ever heard one. Let's hear it for
(25:06):
Scott everybody. I'm just trying to think of another j word.
But anyway, I that was an offensive cereal to me. Look, people,
try it's not I think Parker, you're wonderful, and I'm
sorry about your autoimmune disease. And I'm also really excited
that you have a ceial that gives back to childhood
trans you are doing well, Like, maybe you should donate
a little something now because of that. Yeah, I'll give
(25:29):
I'll figure it out. See this is no different than
the magic spoon thing. See those ads are everywhere again
on Facebook and Instagram, and that cereal is horrendous. Oh
my god, so bad, and everyone always asks me about them,
and I'm like, you don't know, I know about this.
I'm like, yes, we did. We almost died from it. Yes,
and it's ten dollars a box. The thing is though,
like on Facebook on their ad, if you say ten
(25:51):
dollars a box, they respond and they're like, oh, because
we use all natural ingredients and it's more expensive so
to ceerios. Yeah, well you know anyway, let's uh, let's
go okay, I don't know, we got it. We have
to do another episode and eat cereals that we can palate. Yeah,
except for my mom's here that you bought for us. Yeah,
that was not gonna be good either, because we had
we had one of those, we had two of them.
(26:11):
We did we had chocolate and we had something else, yeah,
the cinnamon. Anyway, thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
Thanks Lana for sending the shreddys Lovebird against really sorry
Boom Booms and the buzz Lightyear. Why are you so average? Okay,
thanks so much for listening. Leave a review, like and subscribe.
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If you're on YouTube, it's the buttons somewhere. Maybe maybe
Andrew will put a graphic up so you know what
to do they it comes up automatically. Okay, and visit
our friends at utterly Delicious NYC dot com. Check out
their dairy type of products and their honeys and their
and their CBD stuff. Yeah, this was great, Thank you
so much, Utterly Delicious, thank you appreciate it. We'll see
(26:53):
you on Wednesday with an all new bowl. Chat until then,
Andrews say crunch coagunch, know what I haven't done in
a while? Chat, I wonder why why goodness awful? I
Us, and we're recording. Is it working? It is recording, Okay,
why wouldn't it be working? Will you just checking the
multi tracks? Yeah, I understand what that means. You don't,
but it's cute. Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm Scottie Bee
and I'm Andrew and today is Monday, August fifteenth. We're
halfway through August. Thank you Jesus and all his children.
(00:20):
How many children does he have? Well, we're all his
children when you think about it, all of us. Okay, wait,
I like that Cereal Killers. All right, Welcome to the show.
I am so warm. It's actually not that terrible in
(00:43):
here too. It is disgusting. It's dank, and it smells
like the inside of a urinal. I hate in the hallway,
but I just want it to be the fall. Really. Yeah.
Summer's nice, though. I love going to the beach. No,
I hate it. I hate the sand. I'm hot, I'm sweaty,
I'm stick. This is disgusting. I would like you to
come out to Long Island this weekend and go to
(01:04):
the beach with us. Sure, would you do it? I would? Okay, okay,
but you hate it? Yeah, but I'll do it for you.
I want to see you carrying like umbrellas and chairs
on your carry everything and pushing the beach cart with
the wheels. I've been stuck in the sand, I will say.
I am like a mule. I can carry a lot
of things through treacherous terrains. When I did the four
mile hike in Yosemite, you could ask Josh. They say
(01:27):
it's four miles, and you're like, oh, okay, that's not bad.
You look at the mountains. It is literally terrain climb
up because you're going like this right, And I wore
a backpack. It was terrible. That was like I was
weighted down, zigzagging up a mountain. Were you like uncle
traveling Matt? All right, let's start eating. Let's start eating cereal.
(01:48):
I have to hello, I forgot what was that this is?
So I deleted one of the sounds by accident, and
I don't know which sound was this one, But now
it's this one. What even is that? Like a Oh
it's supposed to be a beep. Oh it's okay, I
got it. Listen, you could shut your Hey, you.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Know what you don't I tell me self yourself, Well,
you're a giant piece of you know, they can still
hear it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They can probably Oh, don't stop, just stop, you know what,
quit it, quit it. It's annoying for people. Hey, let's
see Cereal listen. I was about to say, we are
so our listeners are so incredible that we are just inundated.
You can't really see from here, but there are boxes
everywhere everywhere. People just keep sending us stuff. When we move,
(02:34):
it's going to be a problem. I'm trying to figure
out what we're gonna do because people are going still
going to send us stuff. I know we have to
have a Cereal closet somewhere or we need like a
space to record. Do you think that we can do?
Think that we can like build something like a hatch
under our feet and we'll just I don't know, we'll
hide it like the Cereal underground pantry what. We'll figure
something out. So let's get started with this brand new Cereal.
(02:56):
And I know that somebody sent us this And I'm
sorry that I'm such a giant head because I don't
remember You're funny teeth? Is it the mic? I don't
remember who it came from. And I'm really really sorry,
But your Cereal, we've had it for a few weeks
already and we're just finally getting to it now. Normally
when they come there's a little note inside picture and
(03:16):
send this to my friend. Okay, and and I write
the name on the box of who sent it and
I didn't. I'm sorry. I love it, but thank you
whoever you are, and you're you're a wonderful listener, and
I appreciate it. So this is Kellogg's Disney Pixar Light
Year vanilla flavored cereal with marshmallows. With love it Space
Ranger marshmallows, Space Ranger Marshmallows. Now when did this movie
(03:37):
come out? It came out in July. Wow, oh, June June.
So we've been holding onto this for a bit. I'm
gonna shake it up because there's marshmallows in it. Shake
your box. It's gotta my shake Fox, shake your box,
gotta my shake's box. All right. So you've got well
these are vanilla, but they're stars. Okay. So there's orange
stars and regular oh colored stars with marshmallows. Cool yay.
(04:03):
So it's gonna be a some sort of lucky charmsy
type of thing, but not really because it's Kelloggs and
that is not the post still so General mills that
that's all right? Yeah, it smells nice. I could smell
it from here. It smells good. We've had another cereal
just like this. Smell it. Yeah hmm okay, uh, it
(04:26):
kind of smells like every other. Oh my god, sorry,
why would you do that? It's really heavy, so you
slam it? What happens? If it just exploded, it would
have been absolutely you have gotten me a new board.
No insurance, No, there is no insurance. Why wouldn't buy
the insurance? There is no insurance on it. I think
there could have been. Okay, you think, but it's not true.
(04:48):
I can think a lot of things. Hey, can we
please thank our friends with Utterly Delicious NYC. They sent
us so much milk, so much milkdairy products, so much
dairy products and some like what CBS cbd D cookies Yeah,
and honeys yep from from BEZB yep. And and thank
you so much. There. I guess they are a distributor
of all these products. So this is actually from King Dairy. Oh,
(05:12):
but Utterly Delicious NYC and Staten Island, thank you very
much for the where I'm from. You're from Staten Island. Yeah,
I was born in Staten Island. I didn't know that. Yeah,
my passports asn't born in New York. Huh. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah,
I lived there for almost two years. How'd you get
over here? Uh? What do you mean? Like? How'd you like?
You did the move? A lot of Staten Island people
just stay there. Yeah. No, my my dad wanted out.
(05:32):
I got you. He's from Jersey City, so then moved
there from after they got married. Oh my god, go ahead.
That thing was flashing, I know, because when you slammed it,
you know, that's sensitive. Sometimes it goes off. Oh okay, yeah,
but do you know what else they sent us? What
they sent us these yogurts? Can I just tell you
I love yeah? Oh you know what? Okay, we ate
(05:54):
all of them, but they had not. It wasn't just
like fruit you have this fruit on the bottom, but
it was called like high filling or fruit filling. It
was called fruit filling and it was so delicious. I
damn it. I wish it's probably on that piece of
paper over there. But anyway, they have some really good
dairy products. If you're on Stottn Island, check out Utterly
delicious NYC and who knows, maybe sponsorship on the way.
How come would that be if we just had milk
(06:15):
all the time? That would be nice for you? And
this s is up chocolate milk and those nice for me,
nice for us. This is a you know, it's a
joint podcast partnership, Andrew, Oh, it's my friend loves that
we're doing the late year, even though I know your
other podcasts are a little bit more important and we'll
talk about that of a later day. Because a buddy
of mine and I were watching some of our older podcasts,
and you know, the other podcasts that you work on,
(06:38):
they're much what they're produced, much much nicer than this. Oh,
so why don't you do something because we looked at that,
I don't know how to do video production. Oh, you
don't know how to do video production. No, they have
all kinds of fun graphics and things and here, look, hey, guys,
do you know the only production I've ever added to
a video was like maybe for three episodes our names
(07:00):
that would flash. Yeah, you should still do that so
people can follow us. No, and then after that, guessing
what you're talking about in your little workaround way of
being snide is that, guys, I'm sorry the last bull
Chat episode from like two weeks ago. Oh no, he's
eating because he knows I'm calling him out. The audio
was not synced up after the thirty seven minute mark.
(07:21):
Trust me, I know. I don't know how that happened,
or I'm not going back to fix talking about that.
I didn't even see then. What's the audio? What's the production?
I'd love to know. At the beginning of Life in Spanglish,
does that cool little graphic and there's production. We haven't
uploaded a video to YouTube for Life in Spanglish since
twenty nineteen, but we watched it from twenty nineteen. Yes,
and there's a thing in the corner, like look, how
(07:41):
hours should be spiffy. They used to have the iHeart
team do that for us. That's cool, you can, Yeah,
but you should look underneath me and you are names
and like Instagram should be. No, do you know how
hard that is? No, it's really difficult. Okay, I'm sorry,
Then don't do it. It takes a while to render. But
I'm glad you and Matt discuss how terrible I am.
What from Matt Darren when you never said you're terrible?
(08:03):
You're a wonderful person. Andrew. You know that I think
that I don't really love this cereal that much. It's okay,
I think it's sad here for so long. No, there
has nothing to do with that. It was sealed. No,
it was sealed. It's good to twenty twenty three. These
marshmallows are weak, weak, you know, mushy. Kellogg's traditionally has
weak marshmallows. This is not good. Kellogg's does not do
(08:23):
marshmallow as well. The movie was really good. Actually, and
let me tell you something. This is why we can't
have cereal sponsors, because if Kellogg's sponsored us, we'd have
to say, wow, five bowls all around, it's delicious. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. That's why we can have
milk sponsors, because milk is always awesome unless it's expired.
Well yeah, but that's not their fault. Yeah, no, okay,
(08:44):
I'm giving this two balls. It's a weak cereal. Actually,
no two balls in a spools, nor for me even
right on this box. Don't we have post its? I don't. Yeah,
they're right there. They're the good vibes. One. Okay, just
don't hit my computer please, I'll try Andrew, would you
give it? I'm gonna give it two balls in a spoon.
It's just weak. Like it's a decent cereal, don't get
me wrong, but it's just not special. Three balls from me.
(09:07):
It's okay. It's a novelty thing. It'll be gone soon.
It's just okay. Whatever. Yeah, all right, yeah, hot eight.
Now this one? Yeah, I saw this one on Instagram.
Yeah didn't. I don't know who this guy is. Okay,
you know, our our friend Doug was like, is that
whole Cogan because it kind of looks like him a
little bit. Okay, it's some cartoon or game or something
(09:29):
from the late nineties or something like that, Clash something
or other. Sure, okay, so Barb's cocoa boom booms? What
Barb's cocoa boom booms? Like? Do you know who this
guy is? Like, it's a game or something. It must
be a mobile game on like Apple. But I thought
I thought that it's from the nineties or something. No, No,
(09:50):
I'm pretty sure this is probably a recent thing. Let
me let me can you look it up? Please? Clash
Dash and this guy, I don't know what his name is.
But the weird thing is General Mills makes this. This
is a General Mills cereal. This is not some like
fun codebs that you find at Spencer's. But you also
can't buy it in stores. This is only available at
(10:10):
Walmart dot com. Be the barb barbaric tip. Make sure
you don't tie your mask string too tightly around your head.
It's not what I thought it was. Thanks, How do
I get string? Does it come with string?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You have to poke holes in it and put string
on it. He's a weird looking dude. I could see
where Doug would think. He looks like the eighties and
the nineteen nineties. See it's a cart racer akin to
that of Nintendo's Mario cart for the N sixty four.
This must be some like cult following thing because oh,
I was around in the nineties. Okay, so it's like
Clash of Clans. There's a mobile game called Clash of
(10:44):
Clans that you always get the stupid advertising for on
the app store, do you know? And I feel really terrible.
I report a lot of ads on Instagram now because
I just feel like they're not advertising what the game
actually looks like, and Clash of Clans is one of them.
Is that because you are now a game developer. Yeah,
added to my repertoire. Well, look at the nice clean
(11:05):
white inside of the box. I like that. I need too.
It's clean. And I was like, what is this cereal?
And Cereal bro is like, hey, brah, do you ever
have coco puffs? Because that's what it is. So that's
what it looks like. And General Mills obviously makes cocoa puffs,
so let's see if it is a close relative. Okay,
it might actually be exactly the same and just rebranded.
Is this guy clash boom booms. Yeah, although it looks
(11:26):
like it's gonna make some good chocolate milk. I concur.
I concur with your highly scientific statement. Mm mmmm mm hmmm. No,
not cocoa puff. I don't fill. Huh. It's a little
bit more. And I like to use the term cocoe.
(11:49):
It's not as it kind of washes off really fast.
I call this coca ee as opposed to chocolate E,
if that makes sense. I got what you're sing because
chocolate is a little bit sweeter. It's not a terrible cereal,
but again, basic, it's very basic, but I mean it
just is because of the I don't know you get
a cocoa puff and you're like, I want more of that.
I don't want more of this, but I don't do
(12:11):
from cocoa puffs. I did like the Swiss miss One
cocoa puffs with the marshmallows. That one was pretty decent.
Your run of the mill chocolate cereal. Two balls in
a spoon. This is a halfway for me too. Nothing
is popping? Where is my pop? Maybe the next onell pop? Okay,
I'm gonna give it three balls, Okay, because I like chocolate.
I tell you, Yeah, it's good. It's just again, it's
(12:34):
do more. Are you still happy with this podcast? Yeah?
You are? Why. I'm just curious. We're at that point
now where it's like sink or swim, Like are we
still swimming or are we just going down? Like with
an anchor? What are you talking about? Asking and on
a recorded forum like a crazy person. I sit behind
(12:54):
you at work every day and it's just and then
we get on this podcast and you're like, are we failing?
What's a mission in life? Do you like this podcast?
Are we going to do something? Who asks that question?
The two percent milk makes a nice chocolate milf. I'll
tell you that much. Oh, I almost lapt you so
hard across the face. Oh, pure local better. Over one
(13:15):
hundred years, five generations of the King family have farmed
in the beautiful Hudson River Valley in upstate New York.
I guess we'll be back right after this. Edward back
Scott's having a I guess midlife crisis while on live podcasting.
Our Farmstead Creamery allows us to deliver you the freshest
(13:38):
milk possible. My eyes are starting to go, Andrew, and
it's really frightening me. All of a sudden, I can't
really read as well as I used to be able.
I used to be able to read stuff like, oh,
look at that over there, read signs like all straight
down the road. Maybe you should just go to Costco
and get some glasses. Is it a near sighted thing?
Because I think I'm still good far sided, but I'm
starting to get blurry when I'm reading things. Do you
want me to hold a sign and then you could
read it? I need to do. I have to have
(13:59):
a vision test. Okay, then you should at a Warby
Parker and get a vision test. It's one hundred bucks.
It's covered though well, vision tests are covered. My insurance
didn't cover it. I've been paying out of pocket for
things for you. Yeah, I have the pretentist appointments, the
eye appointments. Wow, what's the urgent care anytime? They don't
(14:19):
cover any of that. I pay out of pocket for
pretty much everything. Do you work for description? Do you
work for this company? Because I heard that one was terrible? Well,
I we don't have hopefully some insurance, some different insurance.
But yes, all right, dear serial killers, Scottie and I'm
not gonna be able to read this, my goodness, Scotty
and Andrew. I found this at a shop called Penny.
(14:43):
What penny, penny penny? How penny penny? It's a penny?
I can't read that? Can I just? Yeah? You read it?
Also with my insurance thing, I actually don't understand how
insurance work. I have a hard time understanding it too.
I found this at a shop called Penny. I could
It's not just me. I'd a penny penny won to
Penny right Wilton, Connecticut. I don't know. They carry British
(15:05):
snacks and pantry staples best before ten twenty two, So
jump on it, Scotty. Check out the price under the barcode.
Hope you don't like the cereal too much? Crunch and
clink Lana. PS. My husband was watching the Chips movie
yesterday and I scold him with all my original Chips knowledge.
(15:27):
Seven marry three, forever for life. Yeah. So these are
Nestle's shreddies. Dun dun dun dun d d dun du.
They look like checks or Chris picks or something like that.
Gold Oh no, they don't know. Andrew, Okay, okay, I
thought this thing made me on the hold up it
(15:50):
was here. This made me think that it was gonna
be Those are Those are little pieces of wheat. I
thought that those looked like golden grams. Wow, the one
with the you mean super crisp yeah, okay, or golden smacks,
golden smacks, honey smacks smacks smacks cool cool, all right,
(16:10):
So these shreddies, this is the big pack. It's seven
hundred and twenty g. Oh, it's a big pack of
seven twenty grams. What's the cubic weis? Look how expensive
that was? Fourteen dollars and fifty cents. That's insane and
I'm pretty sure it actually means fourteen dollars and fifty
cents because she bought it in Connecticut, not in England.
To produce one hundred grams of this product, we have
used ninety six point two grams of whole grain. Okay,
(16:34):
no artificial colors. Colors because they use it. I hate
the flavors. I hate the u Yeah, all right, let's
do it. It's four. Oh, that's so cool. How they
made a little puzzle out of it. Look, he who
squares wins? A crunchy four crunchy layers of wheat. Like
they put the word inside of it. I'm who's what's
(16:54):
he who squares? He who squares wins? These are squares?
But what does that mean? Like? Is it a phrase?
Each squares and you win? Why is it a heat?
Can girls not play girl? No they're not allowed. Yeah,
they can't square and win? Whatever that means? Yeah, it
smells just plain dun Again. They look like brand checks,
(17:19):
is what they look like? What are brand checks? I
actually like the brand checks? I think do they even
have brand checks? Maybe I'm wrong, you've been thinking of
whew ooh, I don't think. Smell almost like sour dough bread. Okay,
smell it smells like spotted dick to me, cheer can't
(17:40):
wait to have this. They're not cheerios. Okay, let's try this.
Very smell it. It's very dense. It just yeah, it
smells like one of those gross healthy cereals. The picture
makes it look really good, and the weaving on it
is very tight. They do that by hand. They weave it. Yeah,
each one, here we go, one, two, three. Yeah. I
(18:05):
have to tell you, the milk makes this cereal. If
you were using fat for your skim, it wouldn't be
as good. I am pleasantly surprised. It's not awful. I mean,
for a healthy cereal, it's pretty decent. If you like
playing that's exactly what it tastes like. It tastes like
raisin bran without raisins. It tas like the flakes in
like you know, square form. I could do a whole
(18:27):
bowl of that, but you wouldn't. Okay, I'm gonna give
it three bowls from a spoon. I'm gonna do the same.
I would like a toasty. Now what a toasty? Do
you have beans on toast for me? I like the shreddies.
They're not bad. Yeah, thanks, Lana. I wonder if they
have different flavors. Yeah, Blana, can you please send us
(18:51):
three more boxes at fourteen dollars and fifty cent all
the flavors that they please spend one hundred dollars on
cereal for us. Thank you so much. Yes, we do
appreciate you. Yeah that. Do you wanna what are we at?
Where were we at? Nineteen? Do you want to do
one more real quick? Sure? Because I was with our
friend Darren over the weekend, okay, and he found a
Jersey gem for us. That's what we call it, the
(19:11):
Jersey gem. I was you know, I had to go
for the bridge and I was in Jersey for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, and he found this. We went to Wait so
you went to New Jersey and you didn't say hi
to me. You don't live anywhere near there. I don't
go through the tunnel. I went through the bridge, oh ridge.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Last week you argued with me
about where things were in New Jersey as if I
don't live there, what are you talking about? Well? Remember no,
So anyway, we went to We went to Kings that's
the snooty twoty expensive story. But they have a lot
(19:37):
of interesting things there. What yeah, in the world, Oh no,
those are nice. Yeah, the box is beautiful. It's very plain.
You know. Wow, love Bird is the brand Rise and Fly. Well,
so was there actual bird in this probably huh. They
had original honey and cinnamon, and Cooper was with us
(19:59):
and she chose honey, organic cassava, organic coconut. At first
I thought it was cassaba, which is a melon, organic honey,
organic coconut sugar, organic coconut oil, sea salt, and vanilla.
It sounds good. Yeah, nutrient rich, superfood ingredients with no
weird stuff to help gut health and support your immune system.
The thing that gets me is it's grain free, so
(20:20):
it's paleo. Oh Lord, please tell me there's no stevia
in there. This is like a dramatic box, like I
kind of want to play like some dramatic music in
the background. I was in awe of my wife's wait, sorry,
it starts with the birth of my daughter. Was a
powerful experience, sir. This is a cereal box. I was
in awe of my wife's strength, the perfection of my
(20:41):
daughter from her first cry, and the gratitude of becoming
a dad. I felt a responsibility to rise above my
autoimmune disease, to provide love and protection. Well now I
feel like a giant, huge, bad, humongous. Well you are,
but yeah, sorry about your autoimmune disease, sir. That feeling
(21:03):
became a calling. Working in the big food industry, I
knew there was a better way to make food for
my family and yours. My purpose is to clean up
junk food by using food from the earth, lightly sweetened
by nature, and fight what come on, come on? What
what does it say? Please? Please and fight childhood cancer
by giving twenty percent of my profits. Well, you could
(21:27):
just call this the.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Andrews such a dick, and I feel it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That's not great for me? All right, so organic grain
free gly I need to apologize to Parker and Yakiko.
You are wonderful people, and I will give this five's pulse. No,
you will not. What if I have to like it?
The fight childhood cancer sugar non GM. What's what is AIP?
I don't know, but I'm sure it's wonderful and he's
(21:53):
a it's a Barker and Yukiko are doing their best
and glive phosphate free. This is all right, it's a
I feel it though it feels like a brick in there. Oh,
this is gonna be one of those ones that has
a tiny little bag inside of this box. I can't believe.
I read that and was thinking like, oh, I'm so funny,
and then I got there and I'm well, that's why
you should preread things, Andrew. Well, I can because I'm
(22:15):
not allowed to. Looking the cereal sack you framed me,
I knew it. They're literally Oh, I thought this was
gonna be granola. I know, I thought there was all
kinds of stuff in it. Huh. I have a feeling
it's gonna be grows. I'm sorry. Same. No, you know
we should have done this at the same time we
did your mom cereal because it's exactly the same. Yeah,
So should we just cut off this whole last part
so this way I don't look like a giant front
(22:37):
of everybody. Nope, here we go. Thank you for this
jersey gem Darren appreciate that. And this box was nine dollars.
Nine dollars. Yes, I'm like, I'm not buying that. He's like,
happy Birthday and he bought it. Oh, oh what it
smells spicy? Really maybe that's the cassava. I don't know
(22:57):
what that is. It kind of smells like a crew
to being that in a nice way. Oh what kind
of creuton? Garlic and cheese like a garlic a herb.
Smell it. We probably should have got the cinnamon one.
Oh no, no, they I feel like whenever it's the
natural ones, they overload on cinnamon. Here we go, buddy one.
(23:19):
Two things. It tastes like earth, that's for sure. That's
where he got to stuff from. I love it. I
don't even know who I swallow it. You're burning my tongue.
(23:41):
Remember how I started to taste like a cru It
smells like a creuton. The paste is burning my tongue.
Imagine a garlic and herb creuton, right, the ones that
you buy in like the bageh he just repackaged as o's.
Wait did you swallow it? I did? I could not.
I'm giving this this the well, you know if fight child,
look at him lifting Parker up. Stop making me feel worse. Sorry,
(24:04):
Like a dollar fifty of this box went to a
childhood cancer society. That's amazing. Yeah, but maybe I'm not
sure if that was the cost or you know what
the store sells it for. It's just so bad, it's
so bad. I'm so sorry. I have to give it
nothing because I spit it out. I'm gonna give this
one of a spoon. Yeah, okay, it's just it. It
truly does taste like a Crueton. Look, and when you
(24:25):
eat it with milk, you're like, why am I eating
a milky garlic an herb. Yeah, but there are people
that don't eat sweet, sweet stuff, and this could be
good for them. I would actually put that on a salad.
I swear. Maybe the original one would be good on salad.
I would just put that. I never tasted honey. I
never tasted honey. It tasted herby to me. And there's
(24:45):
no stevia in it. No, no, anyway, the stevia would
have honestly been like the kicker. But it's not sweet,
it's not anything. It's just a weird like lumpy cereal.
Sorry about that, Darren. That was not a Jersey gem.
Sorry Darren, that was a Jersey joke. Oh that's a
zinger if I've ever heard one. Let's hear it for
(25:06):
Scott everybody. I'm just trying to think of another j word.
But anyway, I that was an offensive cereal to me. Look, people,
try it's not I think Parker, you're wonderful, and I'm
sorry about your autoimmune disease. And I'm also really excited
that you have a ceial that gives back to childhood
trans you are doing well, Like, maybe you should donate
a little something now because of that. Yeah, I'll give
(25:29):
I'll figure it out. See this is no different than
the magic spoon thing. See those ads are everywhere again
on Facebook and Instagram, and that cereal is horrendous. Oh
my god, so bad, and everyone always asks me about them,
and I'm like, you don't know, I know about this.
I'm like, yes, we did. We almost died from it. Yes,
and it's ten dollars a box. The thing is though,
like on Facebook on their ad, if you say ten
(25:51):
dollars a box, they respond and they're like, oh, because
we use all natural ingredients and it's more expensive so
to ceerios. Yeah, well you know anyway, let's uh, let's
go okay, I don't know, we got it. We have
to do another episode and eat cereals that we can palate. Yeah,
except for my mom's here that you bought for us. Yeah,
that was not gonna be good either, because we had
we had one of those, we had two of them.
(26:11):
We did we had chocolate and we had something else, yeah,
the cinnamon. Anyway, thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
Thanks Lana for sending the shreddys Lovebird against really sorry
Boom Booms and the buzz Lightyear. Why are you so average? Okay,
thanks so much for listening. Leave a review, like and subscribe.
(26:33):
If you're on YouTube, it's the buttons somewhere. Maybe maybe
Andrew will put a graphic up so you know what
to do they it comes up automatically. Okay, and visit
our friends at utterly Delicious NYC dot com. Check out
their dairy type of products and their honeys and their
and their CBD stuff. Yeah, this was great, Thank you
so much, Utterly Delicious, thank you appreciate it. We'll see
(26:53):
you on Wednesday with an all new bowl. Chat until then,
Andrews say crunch coagunch, know what I haven't done in
a while? Chat, I wonder why why goodness awful? I
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