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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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that in Freaking Pig. Let me tell you something. I
swear Mike felling my belly was I felt it? I'm
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Greg T just goes. I got guests in the studio,
really inappropriate. He's a doctor, he's in the start. It's
a fifteen minute morning show. Scary here along with Oh
Andrew Hello, everybody also known as Matthew Hussey Hello, also
known as Shawn Mendez Hey and yells here as well,
Hi and Barny Garrett Brody Brody Gregg T. We just
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farted in front of our guest, Dr Mike. You know
what it is? I had. I had pork shops last
night with dinner and it was with crops, yeah, and
with it, and then to this morning. You know, I
start my morning off now, I'm on a new regiment.
So two hard balled eggs, black coffee, and so I was.
I had so much gas I had to just blow
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it out. I couldn't take it anymore. You know, there's
humans that can eat like that and not do it
that in front of my It's my body, makeup my
body Polish and German and people. I don't think people
want what does your family? Yes, two generations are go
come from to do it? Farting? Next, Er Mike, I
bet you morning. Next. She's not a gastro entrologist. Doctor,
he's a doctor. I'm a urologist. He does say, you know,
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I do stick my finger at people. Got into this microphone.
I do think my finger at people's but for a living.
So the fact that he didn't actually, you know, have
stuff come out, I'm happy with. That's good. It is
like a roulette table though with Greg t every time
he does fart because we don't know. There is that
one time he did actually poop on the floor. But
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he's wearing under tell you're gonna We're gonna tell you.
You're gonna tell us in a minute. How we all
know you? But your last name is public knowledge? Right? Yes? Um?
Are you allowed to give it? Yeah? It's the housekeep
my urologists. How a eurologist whose last name was Semen?
No Joe, Dr Semen? That's great. Why did you have
a neurologist? Can I ask? Because a gynecologist wouldn't make
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any sense? All right? So Dr Mike is here Dr
Mike is on the current season of Survivor, which happens
to be Andrew's favorite show, Gregg teas favorite show, and
he listened you're you're from Florida, correct, yes, and you're
up visiting, and we wanted to pick your brain because
Andrew is a die hard. I don't know if I
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mean I like to show enjoy it. I don't know
my die hard. But Andrew really is like to the
point that Andrew has bought like like tribal necklaces and
the pen that the people write their names down with
birthday gifts. That's a different level of Mike. This season
has a name. It divides the people up into three
types of people. Tell us the name of the season
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and which which group you fall into. So the name
of the season is the heroes versus Healers versus hustlers.
And I am a here a healer. If you wanted
to be a hero, I would say that the healers
are heroes too. Yes, but now you know how to hustle. Okay,
Now is your torches extinguished here or what's going on?
The show ended that the taping ended. The taping ended,
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but we haven't seen it yet. He can't for the
fourth episode aired last night, right, and today it is
October nine, people, and as of the fourth episode, you're
still on it. As of the fourth episode, I'm still
on it. I believe I just broke a record last
night for the most wins in a three tribe season. Wait,
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I didn't see it yet. You're brooding it for me.
He's allowed to say on the show. It's not like
he's spoiler alark everything from it's not a spoiler learned,
it's a spoiler. You guys always say that wrong. Spoiler
alert is when you go, hey, spoiler alert. That means
you're about to give a spoiler. You're a learning people
to the spoiler. When you say the spoiler, that's not
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a spoiler alert. It's a spoiler. Way, but he's a spoiler.
Now I know that. He doesn't even get kicked off,
So he's still on this episode. Okay, there's eighteen people,
you know, one of them last four episodes. You'll be fine. Man,
oh man, this is right? Right? So you came home
in May. I came from at the end. You're cleaned up. Now,
you've showered since May. I hope right, you've had normal food.
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What was the what was the first food you eate
when you came home that you really want? A great question.
I had a hamburger and a milkshake. That's great. You
got to use toilet paper? Do you shower first? I
don't know if I really enjoy using toilet paper anymore? Wow?
Did you just kind of switched around? Well? Episode two
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they talked about the awkward dump, and I think this
really Uh, there's a great awkward dump strategy. What what?
What is the what is an awkward dump? You go
with the water and take a poop in the ocean,
in the ocean. The ocean is a big place. That
would be so amazing. I'm sorry. You just release it
into the ocean. I bet you. It comes out easier.
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I mean, it comes out pretty easy. You don't have
to worry about like you know, Okay, okay, let's say
you go and do the aquad dump. Right, you walk out?
How far do they tell you have to go at
a certain distance? Because if you go out five feet
and you poop, someone's gonna walk out and stepping it.
There are no rules on Survivor. You're creating your own
society on Survivor. What I would say is that if
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you don't go out far enough and somebody else's floating
in your awkward dump. Literally, it is not gonna go
well for you on the show. So how can they know?
It's you create your own rules, right, So Dr Mike
when they said, like you asked the question like, hey,
you know, I have to use the bathroom and someone
said you should try the aqua dump, were you at
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first like, oh, that sounds intriguing or what the hell
is that when they first approached you with this aqua
duct duck dump concept, what did you think? I was
a little nervous about the aqua dump, but like, can
go by yourself or do people go with you? I
went by myself. I didn't have anybody holding my hand.
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But what do people do aqua dumps together at the
same time? Aqua dumping? Okay? You ever did you have
an aqua dump while forming an alliance? Like you're like, hey, Mike,
we really should vote Karen. Oh, like when you get
a group aqua dump because a lot of times there's
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like three people out plotting in the water in a
little semicircle and you always see people going I wonder
what they're talking about? Were you just aqua dumping. You
try an aqua dump alone, Okay, you try, try, You
tried aqua If I knew your aquad dumping, I would
go with I'm like, I'm doing it with you, and
you'd be like no, I'm like, yes, I am. I
would force myself to do it with you, right there.
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Last a question, last my aqua dump towards you that
I would slash it back dr So you get back home,
you get back home a few months ago. Have you
participated in an aqua dump being back home in civilization?
I think it would clogg my pool. So like if
you go you're in Florida, you have ocean everywhere. If
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you're not in the ocean, you're like, I'm not aquad dumping.
I'm not aqua dump, believes me. But I used to
do it in the shower and I'm down the rain. Yeah,
right down the drain. So I would just stop and
I would I would take a crap right over the
drain and let it hit and then the water from
the shower head I would just wash into the drain.
On a game show, we're talking about twist survivor questions.
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I think Andrew, Andrew, you're the King of Survivor on
the show. Yeah, well we were talking. We've been talking
for the past and I mean it's been just you're
learning a lot. I mean, one thing I was asking
him was, how do you know when somebody has an
idol or something like, what's what's your key? Good question? No,
So you secrets are secrets are held so private. It's Survivor,
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and so if you could get any information out of
somebody else, then that is key. That's that's huge. Your
world is Survivor. So you eat, you sleep, you drink Survivor.
Every when you go to sleep, you think about curiv
When you wake up in the middle of the night
to p two times or something, you you're thinking about Survivor.
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And it's so No, you don't have any idea who
has an advantage or a secret or an idol. Can
you go into people's bags? Is my question. There are
no rules on Survivors that happened that season where they
going to people's bags, But if in my mind, there
needs to be red lines, right, and so if you're
gonna go into people's bags, then you should be able
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to will like the stuff of the consequences. If somebody
gets piste off of you for going into their back,
all right. Following up on one, Andrew asked about going
off for an idol. You can go and go try
to find one in the tree that looks weird, right,
how do you sneak off? There are a lot of trees,
you know, I know, but every time on Survivor, it's
like the weird white tree in the middle of green trees.
That's the one or the one that wraps around and
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around and ends like a screwy looks spaghetti. That's where
the idol is. Come on, It's never in the tree
that looks like every other tree. I could find the
damn idol. All right, here's my question. How do people
sneak off when a camera crew follows them sneaking off?
Like when you see the cameraman after whoever he's when
Mike gets up to go look for the idol, he's like,
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I gotta go sneak off the camera guys running after him.
It's difficult and if if you're out there, you have
to figure out a way to make it, to make
it happen. Yeah, it's not easy. Playing Survivor is not easy.
Secrets and you on your episode, your season, you feel like, yes,
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people were able to walk off and you didn't notice it. No,
I think we notice. Most of the time. We notice
and we don't like it, or we do like it.
At the end of the day, if you know you're
on the chopping block, then you're gonna start looking for
an idol. If and it's considered on most seasons, it's
considered a negative. If you're like, Okay, I'm going to
look for the idol as soon as you walk away,
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everybody else is like, okay, we gotta get him out.
My next question has to be just with Jeff Probes,
like we have Elvis. When Jeff starts the game, is
he like, all right, guys, let's cut straight to it.
I'm not your friend out here. Like I need to
know what he's like in person. We've had him as
on as like an interview, but like, what is he
like when the cameras are off, he's like you see, like, hey, hey, hey, Steve,
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stop the ship, Like we gotta show him. Is the
exact same person audit off camera? He is super engaging,
He's super charismatic. There's some people that when you walk
into a room, everybody just vates towards that person, and
that's Jeff. I have I think every single one of
us was in love with Jeff Well, we loved when
he was here. Yeah, yeah, I have two things real quick.
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One at every episode he says once again, immunity is
back up for grabs, right once again, and back up
is redundant. I need you to tell him that. I
need him to stop saying that. Either say once again,
immunity is up for grabs, or it's back up for grabs,
but not once again. It's back up for grabs if
he gets All Star season. When you go for you,
when you go for a million, walk over to him
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and go Brody says, stopping redundant. He is the second
thing when you cast Survivor and then you go right
when we watch at home, we're like, Oh, that's the bitch,
that's the conniving gay guy, that's the that's the muscle
bound geek. They cast, they want one of everybody. That's
the old woman, that's the nice lady from this Midwest.
When you're when you're on the show, two parts do
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you sit there and go, oh, that's the bitch on
the show, And to which one were you? Yeah? Which
were like? Are you like you are cast to somebody, right,
you that one. What we would say is that we
would call us the two point o versions. Right, So
Joe was Tony two point oh Jersey City police officer,
and I was I was David Wright two point oh.
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That he was one of the guys from the last season,
David the writer from l A right. They'll never be
a two point of him. He's awesome, you know where
like Devid you could say, was Ja two point oh. Okay,
they try to get these amped up versions of sort
of the same character you want. You want Rupert two
point oh. You have to wait and see Pirate out there.
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Great interview with him. Oh yeah, we got Rupert on
the phone talking about up of course. Yea yeah, so Rupert.
Rupert was the only person that the fans award. They
used to have a fan favorite for Survivor as well,
gave the fans gave Rupert a million dollar. That's right
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at the end of the show. Its supposedly there was
so much backlash about that. That's sprink. I think it
would stopped doing that. I mean, whether or not I
won Survivor, I'm happy for the fans to give me
a million dollars. As well, Rupert got screwed because like
five seasons ago where they got right on the beach
and he goes, okay, someone's going home right now. And
they got Rupert's wife. They picked her off and he's like,
I'll go home for her. Like that's stupid. Don't vote
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somebody off, like you don't know anybody like she's ugly,
get her off. He so elpersone's gonna have him on
the on the show. And then we were running late
so we couldn't have them. So the Elvis was like,
t go and you know, do a phone or with
him and record him. So I recorded this great interview
with him. He's not very good with the equipment. He
played the audience. This is why I gave Elves back.
Listen to this talk about all right. So that was
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the audio we got back from that inter So you
and David right two point oh, but did you figure
out who all the characters were on the show? How
long did it take you to spot the evil bitch?
I have no comment. We have a question. Okay, this
is a legitimate question, A legitimate question. So at at
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the Inner Survivor somebody walks away with a million dollars, Yes, Now,
let's let's face it, we're adults here. We know how much,
we know the value of a dollar, we know who
makes what money. All that Survivor makes a killing and
absolute killing. They make way more than a million dollars
on that whole entire season. So don't you think that
it's time that Survivor steps it up because a million
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bucks is nothing. Nineteen years they've been doing this, Yeah,
I think five million needs to be they don't you guys?
Do you guys talk about it on the island like
that's ridiculously ripped off. You're getting we're getting ripped off.
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