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April 4, 2018 15 mins

Do you have that "go to" story when your in an argument with someone? Skeery , Danielle, Nate , Brody, Kathleen and Garrett discuss!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone show? A couple of us are here. Some people
showed up. I'm scary along with Nates, Kathleen, What Bill,

(00:23):
Kathleen's in the house. Hello, and Garrets hanging out on
the Gregg Tea microphone. Thank you for remembering my name.
You started a little bit like you don't. I'm sorry.
I had to laugh it that, Garrett. We all do.
I'm very excited about everything. I stammer all the time.

(00:43):
I know, and I do the when I'm trying to
think of when your mom calls you the cat's name
or something, or the dog's name, you know she can't remember.
She's like, I'm the third of three boys, so I
would get Steven, Matthew, Nathan. Oh my god. I never
want to get to that status. You will, though, of
eventually everybody does where I start calling out four names
before the person that's in front of me. Yeah, it's

(01:05):
whether you have a lot of people in your family,
like I have eleven nieces and nephews to remember all
eleven at once when they're in the same room, it's hard.
My familily did it to me over the weekend at
Easter She's like, commine is Steve, Peter Anthony, you got
four four four. The best is when you get called
the dog's name too. I've been called the dog to

(01:27):
the dogs, Molly. So my mother in law, how does
that get into the my my mother in law exactly
eleven nieces and nephew, eleven grandchildren. So she starts calling
out the names, and then she starts going through her
other in laws and then eventually starts going to the
pets and then gets to men. When your mother in
law calls you by the dog's name, it's not on accident.

(01:49):
It's it's deliberate, saying. I've I've seen enough mother in laws.
You speak from experience. Oh yeah, but so I'm just
walking into the to the room and I'm picking up
what you're talking about. I have three kids, and I
will cycle through their names on occasion, even though I
know their names. I actually called my dog by my
dead dog's name. Yesterday we had two dogs. One passed

(02:11):
away and now we get another dogs. We have two
dogs again, and I called one of them Chowder and chowders.
Child has gone like a year and a half, and like,
child is not gonna come. When you call her because
so it happened. I'm an only child and my father
would get my name wrong. At least you're not calling
your wife Chowder that that would be pretty bad. I
like childer. Ronnie also is here too. Just we talking
about calling people by the wrong name. Well that's how

(02:32):
it started. We don't know what we're gonna menday. Your
dad called me Vinnie. It's right, hey, Vinnie. Ronnie came
over that Wait did he call you Vinnie? Because he
couldn't remember. All that remains to be seen. It was.
I tried to cover four. Did he get right? Eventually?

(02:53):
And then I had to correct his His mom kind
of nudged him and said, Ronnie Ronnie. He goes about
it either in your dad's defense, though you've only known
Ronnie thirty years, takes forty for him to get it down.
But he got half of the name right. He did back.
I don't think he forgot I think he just thought
your name was Vinnie. I just he did. You don't

(03:15):
even have a friend Vinnie, like he was with somebody else.
His name is Anthony from Brooklyn. He's got a friend. Wait,
go back, when was the first time you met Scary's
dad at would age it was twelve. Danielle's here now too.
Don't get it back then. You go back then and
you've seen him since then. But of course, and was
he convinced your name was Vinnie or did he just

(03:36):
accidentally save Vinnie? I think he. I think he was
convinced that I was Vinny. Yeah, but he always knew
you was wrong. I mean, I just let it. I
let it go. But we're talking about it now. How
many beers have you had with my father over the years?
How many did you have that day? How many did
he have? I could see Vinnie? Yeah, they both end
in N N I E. Or that that sound any

(03:58):
Ronnie Vinnie? It's close. If he would have called me Carl,
I guess that would have been yeah, awkward. Marie was
hetting other facts wrong, like hey, you remember that time
you and Scary did this? It wasn't even you. No, No,
I think he. I think he bailed after after he
got the name wrong. So dads have selective memories. I'm convinced,
Like if you asked my dad what my birthday was

(04:19):
or how old I am, I'm not sure he'd be
able to tell you. Yeah. Really, yeah, he probably would say,
I'm twenty nine, I'm not, but what would he remember? Uh?
He Well, for the longest time, he was calling my
husband my high school boyfriend's name. My husband's name is Gil,
and he was calling him Andrew. And I was like,
Neil just doing He's just so old. It's not even

(04:43):
my dad is seventy five. Yeah, did he want you
to end up with Andrew? No, he did it and
CVS CVC that's what he calls. He goes, I'm going
to go to CVC, Like, okay, I know that that
means CV. My grandmother, before she passed, it was starting
to be that selective memory. But she would only remember
the bad things. So it would be a conversation where

(05:06):
she's remembering stuff from our past and she remember that
time you kids were in the basement and you broke
my face, And it wouldn't be anything good. It would
always just be these bad things. And when it came
to pick you guys up and you weren't ready and
I had to wait out in the driveway in the
cold fifteen minutes, How the hell do you remember that, Grandma?
My mom remembers, My grandma remembers when I took a

(05:28):
bug repellent and sprayed it all over her basement on
all the Easter candy and all the baskets and everything
that they gave us. Who did you wrong? Why did
you do that? We just were being kids and they
had to throw everything out, and she always brought up
that story. Do you remember when you went in the
basement and you sprayed it? No one can eat anything anymore.
I'm like, oh, sorry, grandma, that one seems legit to
remember you did something really bad? Did it seems so

(05:51):
bad putting poison on food? But had your grandfather been alive,
your grandmother wouldn't have remembered that story about you. She'd
be nailing him a ship, because that's marriage. And then
when the husband dies of old age, then they pick
on the grandkids. So this is actually something I wanted
to talk to you about, because you're well, you've been
married the long Well no, wait, maybe not. Did you

(06:13):
get married? I'm married twenty one years? Oh yeah, you're married.
I was. I'm the only one that's in a relationship
before I worked here. So when you do something wrong,
which if I don't do something wrong, or if you
don't do something wrong, does does your wife bring up
something that you did wrong, like ten years ago, as evidence,
like does she have the whole she like the Well,

(06:34):
it's usually i've done something twice, then I've always done it.
You always do that. Okay, I did it once and
I remember did it. That's not a pattern always, and
you don't need a new occurrence to be reminded that
you did it. Like I'll just come home and we
may be arguing about something else should go. You know what,

(06:56):
I'm still pissed at you from two thousand eight when
you whatever, I did it? How do you remember that?
But if I ask you to do something like pick
me up chicken at the store, you don't remember when
it comes to like what I did wrong? Inherently never
forgets anything I've ever done wrong. Is that a female thing?
I'm not the one that's going to say that. No. Absolutely,
I have a list in my head of things that

(07:18):
Neil has done to piss me off to Well, you
have some you haven't broken out yet, just that you're waiting.
You're waiting for that time when we were first dating,
we went on vacation and you don't bring enough underwear
and we had to go home early. Bulls. All of
this but the prophet filing cabinet. It's a mental funny
because you shouldn't have to know some of that stuff

(07:39):
has has itself. You're the only one in this room
that need story about statutory limitations. But then when he
gets mad at me, I'm like, give me evidence that
I do this name specific times, and he's I don't

(08:00):
keep records in my head like you keep. That's what.
By the way, whenever you ask a man, do you
remember the time? The answer is no, you do not.
We don't because once we have an argument or some
of my if my wife does something wrong, I forget
it deliberately because I move on because I don't want
to harbor it. So I go, yes, I'm sure there
was a time you did something. To go when did
I do that? I go, you know what, I moved

(08:22):
on from it. I don't remember. I just forget stuff
because I'm aloof I'm a forgetfely attest to this just
growing up. I just I have a very forgetful memory.
I'm very absent minded. Is that right? You just like, yes,
you know that says yes, I don't remember ship. I
can't remember stuff that I did yesterday. So if you
have a fight with your girlfriend. Will you not remember

(08:45):
what you guys thought about that evening? Yeah, you can't
even remember the question. By the way, you have the
hundred dollars you on me. That's that's the good thing
about Scary because even if during the show you get
into an argument with him, by ten o'clock, he totally forgets.
By ten minutes later, he forgets. He moves on because
that's just my life. I don't I don't remember stuff.

(09:06):
I really don't. I don't keep track of details. I
don't keep track of I can't remember what I ate
last night. But when that's a cliche thing, but I
don't remember, I have to think about it. What did
I have for dinner? What's Gary's move when he tries
to remember things, he holds his head and he puts
his and as if he has some type of mental power.

(09:31):
He has two moves. That's one of them. The other
one is he squeezes his chin. He's trying to push
the answer to pimple and he's trying to I think
I have low stress because of it. Yeah, I have
less stress. See you guys, like Kathleen, you have that
mental filing cabinet Danielle. Yeah, you guys your high anxiety

(09:53):
because of it. I just think that's women in general.
Most of us are like that. Like you know, I
just think that that's the way we're made up up.
And I'm made up differently, and I'm okay, and I'm
perfectly happy being aloof See. Different people are, but some
guys are different. Because I know my husband, he can
hold on to a grudge. If he's mad at me,
he will he's I'll say, don't be mad at me,
like a woman, and he'll say, don't don't tell me

(10:15):
not to be mad at you. I'm mad at you,
and I have to get over it in my time.
You can't tell me when I got stuff to do.
I'm the same way as your husband. I'm like, Okay,
I get you're mad at me. I apologized. I feel
terrible about it for the past seven hours. Let's go
for dinner. No, I'm so madie, Okay, there's going to
be a point where you're not mad at me anymore.
Let's get to that point. I don't have that kind

(10:35):
of time. I want to watch TV. Let's go see now,
Sheldon is the opposite of you. I'm kind of like Sheldon. Yeah,
I can tell you he's He's like that British me.
I walk in and I'm like, every day's one they
drive on the wrong side of the road in England.
I'm kind of like Sheldon. I'll remember something that happened, right,
and then I referenced it, And I don't know if

(10:56):
my memory is that good or I actually make it
sound that bad for her, right like I'm pulling out
like you then you did this and that, But I
don't know if that's I honestly need like a video
camera like following me around to see if what I'm
accusing her of is actually that bad. So I don't
know if, like Kathleen, this whole thing about the underwear,

(11:16):
maybe he was short one pair. I'm still mad. This
was two thousand seven. Every time years, every time we
go on a trip, I go make sure you bring
enough underwear so it doesn't happen again. What was that
in the trip because he's out of underwear? Vinny, Yeah,
you kids, we didn't have enough money to buy more
underwear inside him out? No, No, do you sit your

(11:41):
underwear inside out? Do you switch your underwear into that
running double wear something to put it inside would commando underwear. Yeah,
I wore my my my girlfriend's dad's underwear one day
because I didn't want to rewear a pair of the
same size. You keep, give it back to him. Uh No,

(12:02):
I got rid of my dad. Wore a pair of
my boxers once when boxes were still a thing, and
uh he stayed over my house and the next morning
I went to work and he called me when he
got home and he says, so, you know what, it
was warm out, So I just took a pair of
your shorts and I wore them home. I go, what
what shorts? Oh? They were like plaid with the thing,
but the button was broken. Where the fly is? Dad?

(12:24):
Those are my underwear. He wore my underwear home as
pants boxes are no longer thin. Boxes were very like
everyone's wearing boxers. And he hadn't started wearing boxers yet.
He was still wearing tighty white. He's a long time brief.
Now I wear box of briefs. I don't wear like
the plaid or flannel box. I always wondered about boxers,

(12:46):
like when you put your if they're not tight on
your legs like the boxer briefs, and then you put
your pants on like stop. Yeah, I make some adjustments. Yeah,
actually stopped wearing them. I wore them in a bed
one time and the scene, you know, like guys the
same underneath. I moved and it cut off the circulation

(13:06):
to a part and I had inflammation. I had to
go to a doctor. I thought I was gonna it's
It's called testicular torsion. And exactly you never had that, Daniel. No,
I've never had testicular tortion. What about you? I actually
have you? Has had you? Ronnie has bad. It is bad.

(13:27):
It's bad, it's bad. It sounds bad. The cast of
the Jersey Show has coming up tomorrow, right, yeah, now
Vinnie's coming. But Ronnie isn't correct. Very confusing. Your dad
was thinking about the cast of the Jersey Shore. N
Is your dad ever seen the Jersey Shore? Only in commercials?

(13:48):
That is the Jersey Show. Maybe he confused me with
the guy from Jersey Shore. Do we look alike? Is
it Zero? No? Not the Vinny or the Ronnie neither?
All right, Well, didn't call me j wow, wow are
you doing? Did your father get the sausage and meatballs
in the same sauce? Yes, his balls were next to
his sausage. That's a tell. Tell the story real quickly.
We did this on the Brooken Boys. But his father
had a special request. Yes he wanted he wanted sweet

(14:11):
Italian sausage in sauce, and he wanted the meat balls
right next to them. So it could we could like
kind of recreate what we usually do on Sundays, and
that's the Sunday gravy, the Sunday sauce. So we had
to have sauce with meatballs and sausage, and we had
to call the cater on specifically request don't cook the
sauce different pain. I don't want sausage and peppers. I

(14:31):
don't want I don't want sausage, peppers and onions and
all that stuff. I want sausage and sauce with meat.
My son's friend, Vinnie's coming over and coming he loves
the sauce with the meatballs and the sausage. And make
sure Vinnie's taking care of the father. Got that we
don't give a shit about Ronnie. We gotta take care
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