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What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
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Firms show? All right, we have a very special edition
of the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Yes, Gandhi, oh,
I was just raising the roof, like okay, yeah, I
thought you were raising your hand as if you had
something to say. Okay. Around the fifteen Minute Morning Show
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Podcast studio table, We've got Gandhi, We've got Scary that's right,
We've got Dave Rody Hello, We've got Garrett. We've got
our friend Frankie P from Why one Miami, What's up?
Who has no Filter? We have Danielle and we have
straight Nate, our senior executive producer, were also joined by
our superdog Max. All Right, are you ready for the
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very special edition of the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast
Should we be? Are you ready? Ye? Gandhi, would you
please come here and sit in the host chair? Okay, Danielle,
you gotta help your sister out now. She's never she's
never hosted a fifty. You gotta stop buying stuff on
Amazon for one minute answering our listeners on Instagram. Okay,
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well what about my needs? Those were from six to
ten the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. We Have Needs.
Gandhi is now going to host the fifteen minute Morning
Show podcast. You've done this before, so do you have
any you sit in the sitting you into my hole.
I don't know to tell you. Alright, alright, I'm gonna
go sit in the gosh, this golden microphone, I love it.
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You just have to bring up a topic like, hey, guys,
you know why we got to target the other day
and I you know, tripped a man I don't know,
and Elvis is Mike sounds extra bright, extra christ Please
don't do that target topic. No, don't listen to me.
I'm not hosting. You're okay, So moving on from that,
I actually Wanten in Big Daddy's chair. Can I Is
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it warm? Fighting? It is oddly warm. I'm not sure
if I should be excited about this or nervous. Okay,
I've farted. Okay, A warm one great? Okay. So Gandhi
is now hosting or very first ever fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Yes. Hello. So we were actually talking about
something that I thought. It made me think of something
else and that was no filter Frankie, right, filter less Frankie.
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And the person in my life who has the worst
filter in the world is my father. He says crazy things.
But when I was thinking about that, I started to
think about all the embarrassing stuff that my dad does,
and it made me wonder what your parents are doing
to you that continues to embarrass you no matter how
old you are. And for me, my dad, keep in mind,
English is not his first language. He's great, He's one
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of the best English speakers I've ever met in my life,
but when he meets anyone with an accent, he starts
speaking to them like they don't understand him, and then
he just gets louder. Scary. You do the same thing,
but embarrassing. Don't do that if you speak with a
foreign accent, scary talks like this, what your dad is doing? No,
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they understand you, and raising your voice doesn't help them
understand any better. But he does it all the time,
like a Japanese restaurant. And then he'll start speaking in
like broken English, and I say all the time, Dad,
you have got to stop that. So my question is,
what are your parents doing? Is embarrassing you? They could
be embarrassing me in front of Ben Franklin. Okay, I
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have failed behind the big mike. My dad I remember this.
I mean, he hasn't done this in a while or since,
but we went shopping for shoes and he was holding
up this pair of boots and he goes, what do
you think of these Dr Martin's? Of everybody in the
shoe department, I was just like, oh my god, funny
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how and you guys just proved the point when your
parents do something embarrassing, you want to crawl under a table,
but everyone else is like, oh Martin's. I don't know.
I don't even know how old I was, but I've
never forgotten that my mom used to slap me across
the stomach and be like stick rebellion guests. She still
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does it. I'm gonna start doing She always accused me
of having bad posture. So the holidays will roll around,
my family would be there at the dining room table,
and my mother would try and teach me a lesson
in front of everybody. Just stand up straight. She's just no,
because because I'm sitting at the table, she goes and
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she did it with gritted teeth, stick stomach. Wow, suck
your That was growing up. But I'm like, Ma, you're
saying that loud enough. You're trying to be quiet and discreet,
but you're talking. Be with you. It's so satisfying to
slap his stomach. It's very like anti pills, very dough boy.
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It's like a smack and then he jumps. Yeah. But anyway,
that was the one thing that from my childhood. But
she doesn't do it anymore. Of course, my mom doesn't
do anything that's terrible, but she has the thing whenever
we go out to dinner or any kind of lunch whatever,
whatever the waiter a waitress's name is, she will ask
them if they like a celebrity with the same name,
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and usually usually it's someone from before their time, Like
we'll have a twenty three year old waiter named Clark,
and she'll go, oh, like Clark Gable. Do you like
Clark Gable? Like mon't know your name? Oh, Suzanne, like
Susanne Summers some three's comforty if you remember if people
ask you that a thing we think is sweet that
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you're embarrassed about. She's so cute, But all the time
you stick to the last twenty years. Who was a
young Susanne in the last twenty years? Checked summer Summer.
That's our intern. Katie actually told me a story about
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her dad embarrassed for this weekend? Can we bring real quick?
Yelling at Katie, Katie, Katie, we're talking about how our
parents embarrass us. You had a story about your dad. Yeah,
it's kind of disgusting. Thought ahead. We were out to
dinner and he got food stuck in his teeth and
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he decided to floss in the middle of the restaurant.
What were you having? We were having its Mediterranean. Yeah,
but he wasn't using one of a little like pick things. No,
it was like the string floss and my mom enables him. Send.
It's ever like a reoccurring thing. That keeps happening. It's
discussed him for that. At least he could have gone
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to the bathroom and excuse himsel. Yeah, it's he's really
he's lost all sense of just caring. How is your dad?
He is sixty, I'll you were going to say, like fifty. Yeah,
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we always joked because my granddad when he turned ninety,
that's when he really lost all sense of just like
any shame. But we're like, Dad, you still got thirty years.
You can't. He's going to start taking care of like
all the things, cute tipping at the table. Oh, my dad,
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he got me into cute tips. I love cleaning my
ears just like Gandhi. But he like, if you go
into my parents bathroom right now, you know that little
ledge on the back splash, Yeah, my dad will have
half used Q tips because they're not fully like that.
He uses them once, but he'll use them like two
or three like he recyes. He recycles his Q tip
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because he doesn't feel like it's used. So if you
go to that bathroom right now, guarantee there's a used
Q tip on the back splash. We used to have
someone who worked here that would take paper clips and
open the paper clips up so it was straight, and
first they would scratch their head and all of the
white dan uffy stuff would fall into the Then they
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would take the paper clip and go in their ear.
I have a friend who will if she doesn't have
like a flostic or actual floss. I've seen her pull
out a piece of her hair and floss with her
yes from her head, her head, very strong. Oh my god.
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A buddy of mine he used to clip his first
uh fingernail and then take that now and use that
nail to clean under the rest of used to get
the dirt out from under all the rest. Well, you know,
I find that very resourceful, very very mcgiver. This is
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why I don't touch door knobs and any handle if
I don't have to. You're gonna love the subway. So
embarrassing parents, this was your topic. I feel like you
want to get directions. I think it's great. Yeah, embarrassing parents,
But now you're just getting into gross friends. I want
you to see that this is it's rough being the
host of a show trying to keep everyone on target.
It is well, I would think a great spin as
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you know, topic spider. If we get into a little
you know, producer terminology would be to ask Danielle, Okay,
you're a mom, Now what do you do that embarrasses
your kids? What don't I do to embarrass my kids?
I yelled, kids have an excellent cool moment. Yeah, I
tell them that, you know, I will. I will sit
in the auditorium, like if there's an award ceremony, and
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I'll go Spencer and he's up in the then I'm
like doing the the it's a wave and I get
everyone to do the wave. He's like, oh my gosh, Mom,
please sit down. We're walking outside. I'll be Spencer. You
forgot that my mom's car and get it. He's like,
oh my god, mom, please, just you yelled come by
mommy's car. What's to wait a minute? Are we learning
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that parents actually try to embarrass us, try to on purpose?
All these other stories of parents doing things they know
they're deliberately embarrassing, you know, old school parents, maybe not
new school parents. We do what I'm so you're saying,
you're a new school parents. My my friend's mom, well,
his friend's mom will if he sees the girl that
her son likes, Larry, is that her on purpose? My purpose?
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It's We're very lucky because our kids are just like,
oh my gosh, Like they just laugh. They don't like,
you know, they don't get pissed. Well, you brody. You
embarrass your kids slutely by being alive. That's a long commitment. Yeah,
it doesn't matter what I do. And I'll say to them,
you know, you don't know anyone school, after school activities, camp,
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You don't know anyone with a cooler father than you
as a cooler job, because they don't realize, like like
they go to concerts, they meet celebrities, and like, I
know the songs they listen to, I know their lingo
and you know, but if I use it, then I'm out.
Like if I go off, that's so extra. Don't do that,
don't Yeah, like what you're talking about straight fire, stop it.
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Everything's cringe that I do. That's like, Mom, that's cringe.
Don't do that. That's just craze songs A bob. Yeah.
And then they always tell me that they're they're lit
or their um savage. And my answer is people who
are savage don't go around saying it. They just are. Okay,
this is a situation where the parents cooler than the
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kids that's right. You tell them like my kids are
like all have three thousand followers on you know whatever?
Oh really, I've got sixty whatever and I'm verified. Are
you plotting on your kids to be No, because anything.
My son's three and my daughters eight months, so anything
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I do is is cool to them and just funny.
So they haven't come to the age yet where I'm
embarrassing them. My son does think, though, I work in
uh the Alexa, because we've streamed the show, so he
thinks my place of work is Alexa. So I work
in the kitchen in my house. Does he wonder how
you get in there? I don't. I haven't questioned him.
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I just go with it. So you don't have any
plots like down the road, I am going to do
this to you, and not yet maybe maybe my daughter
at some point. That's the only reason I would ever
think about having kids is just to embarrass them. That's
a great, great reason they have kids. My dad got
me so much. I feel like I have all of
this built up inside. I need to just give it
to someone else. What about you? So my parents don't
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really embarrass me, but my little brother is the most
embarrassing person to be around at Danielle, you saw this
video and I posted on my birthday. We'll go to
a restaurant, right, and they'll be like, hey, the weight.
It is gonna be like ten minutes. I'll be like
do you know who this is? And I'm just like,
oh my god. And then my mom will join in
with him and then they'll be like, yeah, this guy everything.
I'm like, can we just leave? Guys? This is the worst.
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And he'll pretend like he's on a on a reality
TV show with me, which is the clips that I
put up for my birthday, and he'll just run up
to me like, oh my god, is that Frankie? And
he'll post it and I'm like, this is so embarrassing.
I hate you so much. The same thing he's like, Mom,
you work one. They know that. There you go, Well,
just keep that in mind. Next time you embarrass your kids,
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they're gonna embarrass you. Pay back a bit. I would
imagine that happens to you all the time, though. Right,
You go places and people are like, Tina, who he is?
You know who this guy is? Does Alex ever do
that to you? They get like free stuff. Never Alex
is the opposite st he has a business card that
says he makes reservations as Elvis. If it gets me
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the table at the hot restaurant, then you know you
had me call Applebee's once to get Yeah, that shows
you how deep and powerful the show is. We can
get a table at Applebe Fridays Fridays Friday, call ahead
and get the best table. I'm like, are you kidding?
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Tell tell them who we are. I am not calling Friday.
And that's why we get the Elvis duran private shopper
at Goodwill. Don't you think that if you have to
start the conversation with do you know who I am?
You've already lost lost her stories All the time of
celebrities who try to play that card, it's and I'll
tell you one time I had assistant call a restaurant saying, Hey,
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I need to make a reservation uh tonight for for
four people at a table and they said, well, we're
full in. My assistant at the time said, well this
is for Elvis Durandom's one hundred and they said, oh, okay,
didn't do this. Would you please let Elvis durn know
that we have no tables? And I found out later
that she tried to use my name, and I'm like,
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I don't do that ever, because then you find out
that no one gives a crapul I thought you did
a great job hosting today. I'm wrapping up Goobody, the
fifteen minute morning show