99 - Cabo and Vegas - 8/24/17

We scare Skeery into thinking he is going on a "DANGEROUS VACATION"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, firms,
I'm saying, what are you saying? Vacation? I could smell
it day away? Where are you going on vacation? Scary?
Oh my god, I'm that guy this vacation. I'm that

(00:25):
guy who feels like it feels like I didn't get
the most of my summer. So I'm trying to cram
it all in by doing three things in one vacation.
Are I'm starting by going to Vegas tomorrow. Uh, don't
go in to the fight. I don't have a ticket
to the fight yet, but I'm hoping by the time
I get to Vegas that somebody lets me into the
fight on Saturday night. You know what, why don't you
share your experiences, talk about how long you've been a

(00:47):
boxing fan and what boxing means to be Shut up,
you dick, This is this is the equipment. Listen if
you don't know what we're talking about, The biggest fight
of the century is happening tomorrow night. It's kind of
fight of the century maybe maybe ever. Connor McGregor not
a boxer. Can you let me can you let me
explain to the people who don't know what's going on

(01:08):
we we we like to set the stage first. Before
you can you apologize for the smelling the room. I'm
about to eat my heart boiled egg. Apologize for interrupting him.
So in case you do you're unaware, let me bring
you up to speak. Connor McGregor is known in the
UFC world. He's the biggest thing in UFC, which is
not boxing, right well, he's going to enter a world
that he's does have any experience in, which is boxing

(01:31):
and fight Floyd Mayweather Jr. Who is arguably at the
greatest in the game right now in boxing. It's a
pretty cool fucking event. So I don't need to be
every day Joe boxer, you know, Mr you know guy
who follows this crap to want to go to this
fight because this is a once in a lifetime event.

(01:52):
It's like wanting to go to the super Bowl, but
you're not into football. It's like anything else that It's
like watching the solar eclipse, but you couldn't give a
rat asked about astronomy. This is a thing, and yeah,
I want to be there. Problem is, solar clips will
last longer than that fight. Will You're going to watch
a football player play baseball. That's what you're doing. This
is like, I think it sounds interesting, it's very cool,

(02:15):
but from a boxing perspective, it was like the Pacquiao
fight when Pao Mayweather. There was no it wasn't entertaining.
So you're trying to say that Mayweather is just going
to clock this guy. He's gonna it'd be like you
be like you all of a sudden, I'm gonna host
Good Morning America. Right, I have a podcast. It's like
that bit we did on the on the on the
main show. Oh I took classes in college. I was

(02:38):
pre law, so I can give legal advice. Now this
guy kicks and punches and elbows and headlocks people, and
it's not the same as putting soft gloves on and
knowing the art of bobbing and weaving and punching and blocking,
completely different sports. It's interesting, as Bethany got you, it's interesting,
but it's not gonna be a fight. But I'm gonna
stand up for scary and say like this is this

(02:59):
is going to be fascinating, even if it takes two seconds.
I would want to go and I don't watch boxing
or you have thank you because we passed off. Would
you be if you spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars
on the ticket, you get there and it's two seconds long,
and then, well that's what everyone's saying. I understand why
you want to watch the spectacle. I would pay per

(03:20):
view a hundred bucks and watch you or go to
a bar. But you're gonna pay a thousand dollars to
get in to watch something that might last a minute.
It could be a farce. The boxers make a hundred
million each whether it lasts a minute or not, and
you're out of thousand, and then you'll lose another thousand
gambling in Vegas. But the thing is, it's my summer vacation.
And you asked me what I did for what I

(03:40):
want to do for my summer vacation. And that's just
leg one of three legs, Because what's the next step?
What do you do? After that? From Vegas? And went
to head over to Cabo San Lucas for a few
days of R and R YEA and for four nights,
and then I'm gonna end out up in Newport, Rhode Island.
I can't, if I can, I think that's gonna be
booked shortly. So yeah, So I'm trying. I feel like
I'm trying to squeeze the last drop of summer. And

(04:02):
Nate made fun of me earlier because like, dude, we're
off for ten days and you're gonna be away for
all ten of them. You no no downtime. Yeah, you're
gonna come back and you're gonna be so tired. Yeah.
And I hope you don't catch the cabbo virus that
I just read about it. Google it the cobbo virus.
Oh god, yeah, I saw that on Reddit. What are
you guys talking about? You know, Sammy Haygary's in Van Halen,

(04:23):
he's got a bar down. He had to close the bar.
What you didn't hear about that? Cabbo wobbo the barb
He closed the bar, cabbo wabbo because of the cabbo virus.
Kind of crazy. They were saying that, you're me right, Well,
that's close to what the problem is. Did you book that?
Did you book it already? Yeah? Can you cancel it?
I'm going straight from Babe Vegas on Monday. Well I

(04:45):
think you should cancel. Maybe stay in Vegas long. I
would have said something, but I didn't tend to get
mosquito bites or do you not seriously you should google
it were google cobbo virus. I didn't know you're going
to cobbo I. Thwise, I would have said, is it
in the water, No, it's a mosquito barn. They basically
say that, like, the mosquito bites you. It's similar to
dangay fever. The mosquito bites you. And then a lot
of times like you, you're this isn't a joke. This

(05:08):
isn't a joke. Your arm wherever the mosquito bites you
gets like really big, and a lot of times it's
like it's like almost, um, what is it? Like? Yeah?
And you when you cut it, And they said a
lot of the problem is that um. And this is
the part that freaked me out because I used to
manage restaurants. You know, bartenders don't put the glasses in
like a dishwashing machine. They put them on a spike,

(05:30):
they wash them, and they but the people if you
have the virus and you drink with the glasses, doing
the scrubby thing underneath the bar is not killing the virus.
So people in bars now are getting the cobbo virus.
I was wondering why the rooms are so cheap the room. No, seriously,
the rooms are like like cheaper than usually. Yeah, so
that's why I'm like, Oh, I think I'm gonna splurge
and go here. Are you staying in a resort? Yeah?

(05:51):
I should be okay there right? Yeah, travel advisory. I
can't believe this. Why how do they not see? Why
don't you canceled? They're gonna put on the website. Scary
doesn't ask questions about anything. He just pulls the trigger.
No matter what, Mr spontaneity, the hotel is not going
to advertise, oh you got this cheap room because everyone
is bleeding on their sheets. Okay, all right, I don't

(06:12):
know what to do now. Can you extend your Rhode
Island vacation? Yeah, that's just go to Rhode Island instead.
That doesn't happen until the kick, until the weekend. That's
not offered. Can you extend your Vegas vacation? I can't
blow it all on the fight. I guess I can gregt.
He just walked in. He's not going anywhere. Can you
go to San Diego instead or something? What are you
guys all doing? Well, we're talking about vacations and I

(06:35):
just started with mine and already is a problem because
yess who's going to the fight. But don't you that
kind of figures there's a big event going on. What
where is he? What's gonna stay here or go to
the fight? Obviously he's gonna go to the fight. That's
what he does, Lucas, because it's on that side of
the country. What do you know about combos? Like, oh

(06:56):
my god, this disgusting. Bethany just pulled us up after
after the Vegas and then there's this disease going around,
this virus, so it basically it's like a mosquito bite,
but then it's spread. Once you have it, it it can
be spread in your saliva. I don't want to pauses
your limbs to like fill up with pus like it
really huge, and then if it bursts it takes two
days though, right you believe effects? Yeah, so you can

(07:18):
have it, you can leave. And how did you not
see this virus? I didn't hear about it. Hey, did
you get seats for the fight? Oh? Yeah? Asking me
about his boxing history, Guy, he doesn't know anything about it.
I don't, I don't and I don't claim to. But
as I said at the top of this podcast, I
don't you don't need to. This is a once in
a lifetime event. Attack at least you'll get a good

(07:39):
performance from Demilovado doing the National Lands. But I'm actually
gonna I'm buying it for I'm buying If you're a
sucker too, how could you go without seeing it? I'll
see the highlights on. Come on, it is, come on,
Excury is right there. It is arguably one of the
biggest events that's happening this year. Damn. Yeah. But he's

(08:01):
not going to try and spend money to go. He's
gonna watch it on YouTube like I will for free YouTube.
You can't watch it for free on YouTube. So that
the truth is, I'm going out for a charity event. First, Hey,
well the firestick? Have it? If you have a broken
fire stick? YEP, we'll have it. I'm just wondering, dude,
that's crazy. He steals movies. It's um no. But I'm
going for a charity event and and I'm and I'm
gonna try and go to the fight while I'm there.

(08:21):
I'm I want to get into There's no charity in
Vegas other than Vegas itself being a charity and just
everybody just gives them money. Just give them money, all right?
What is everybody else doing? Different vacation not to definitely
not going to can you did you get refundable ticket?
Did you book it through a travel agent who didn't
tell you? Yes? I did, like you, spoke to the traveler,

(08:41):
had a conversation with her. Yes. Why don't you just
stay home and just like spend some time at your mom,
your dad goes, see your sister, your brother, just kind
of hanging out, see some friends and it's kind of nice.
There's an alert that comes up when you look at it. Danielle.
You guys, I bet your mom would like to have
it some time with your you know, you and your mom.
Sage's just scare What are you doing to Rhode Island?

(09:01):
Your mom will love her arm blow? What are you
doing to Rhode Island? Besides recover? It's just the weekend
in New England that's not alone, Labor Day weekend? What fun?
What's that? Yeah, that's the did Bethany's pulling pictures? Is
that the picture of the one the worst case scenario,
that's if you don't get a treat it, that's if
you see your legs start to pop up and you
don't do anything about it. At which point did you

(09:22):
not see that? But like he had to get it
stitched because it burst apart at the scene, And you're
not gonna have any money to go to a doctor
because you blew it all in Vegas exactly, Harry. What
are you guys doing the vacation? What about you? What
are you going to? Where are you going? I'm going
to the coldest climate possible so I don't have to
deal with that ship you take in the summer. You

(09:44):
don't go to place with all. Yeah, look at that,
he's showing more pictures. Why do you have to go anywhere?
Why can't you just hang out? See some friends. I
want to squeeze going with tall Darren and you and
you're buddy Danny. I hope she doesn't get by that
and mosquitoes. Go with Anthony and Anthony, Anthony and Christophe

(10:04):
and Joe and Anthony and Mary. Alright, great, that's great,
you guys. I'm going to Wildwood, New Jersey, as we
do every last week of the year of a summer
because we stay in the same hotel and it's a
family tradition and my mom and I take the kids,
and then my husband, who's a real estate agent, he
comes down for a couple of days, can't take off
the whole time, and my brother comes down with the baby,

(10:26):
and my friends are all coming down, and everyone's taken
a couple of days. And it's nice because we know it.
So we feel like it's a kind of like a
home away from home, and so I don't feel like
I have to do anything. I liked why you slept
in a plug for your husband, what you're like and
he can't come on the weekend because your real estate agent,
well he well, I didn't give his phone. Could have trouble.

(10:53):
Story didn't because I didn't say where he worked. Dur
Any trying to get in touch with me, Jackasses, I'm
trying to. I'm just trying to explain why he's not
going to be there. I like the fact that it's
a place that we go all the time, and so

(11:14):
I don't feel like I have to do anything. I
feel like if I want to do something, I can
do it. If I just lay on the beach, I
can do that as well. Okay, like that you get
the saltwater tap and they're known for it's over there.
He's staying the crest. When I was a kids to
go there. So let's talk about the worst start drinking
too much and then the guy ugly to leave. Let's

(11:34):
go on the room the worst illnesses you've gotten on vacation,
so you country. When we went on our dysfunctional family
vacation this year, David Brody got so sick he almost died.
We actually thought he was dead. At one point, we
all five of us went to his hotel room banging

(11:55):
on the door because he wasn't answering his ta. If
this was Oregon Trail, it would have been Brody has died. Yeah.
I took a picture of the moment we were all
standing outside Brodie's hotel room door, the nicest hotel room
I've ever had, the moment we all worried that he
was dead, like it hit all of us in the
same moment that he might be dead, And I took
a picture. I have never seen people's faces so long

(12:17):
and scared. Rody was sweating so much it looked like
he never dried off from the pool, Like I have
not seen someone actually gray before. And it happened so fast.
I got my massage went back to the room. Stay
in the room for sixty straight whatever it was, Definity.
Why don't you talking about the Grand Canyon. I mean,
I think what you're doing is really cool. Buddy of
mine did this. Yeah, so I'm going hiking with Kathleen

(12:40):
sam our friend Ricky m to the Grand Canyon. And
I'm already texting people what I'm giving them if I
go missing or die, because people can get a text.
Oh you're on the list. Be very clear. Most people
go see the Grand Canyon, You're actually going to be
climbing in and down the Grand Canyon and spending a
few days at the bottom. People go miss sing a

(13:00):
lot now in like National parks and wilderness, like they
don't know why, but they're thinking it's either like aliens
or whatever. But maybe it's that. Can you bring me
back some red sand from the Grand Canyon. I'm not
allowed to because it is on Native American reservation grounds
or whatever. So you're not allowed to take anything at
the bottom of the bottom of the canyon is an

(13:20):
Indian reservation. Imagine he didn't know that and he took
sand and then he got arrested. You really can't, no alcohol, No,
you can't bring stuff out. You have to take everything back.
How big is it down there? It's big enough for
the new casino they built. There's a casino in the
right in there. There's only it's very very few people
go down there. That's why this is a very special.

(13:42):
There is there a lot of water in the Grand Canyon.
There's waterfalls, yeah, in the Grand Canyons, the river, that's
what caused the canyon. So she's going to be spending
They're going to be setting up tents and camping at
the bottom, and you really can't leave. Other helicopters the
only way to get out right, because you're gonna the bottom.
Remember the Brady Bunch went to the Grand Canyon. I
told that story yesterday on the podcast. Really they did?

(14:02):
It was great, didn't get they got arrested and they
did they put franks and beans in the flashlight. Yeah
it's yeah, yeah right, And oh my god, that Bobby there,
I remember, yeah, right, yeah, oh my god. I only
remember them going to Hawaii, not not Oh yeah, yeah

(14:22):
been the band lock Tiki. Did you not watch pretty much?
I think I'm maybe I saw seen like episode they
didn't have that. It was Greg went surfing, and he
had this unlucky char he wiped out. And then there
was the to be continued point where you just see

(14:43):
the surfboard and there's no Greg movies. I never met
somebody that didn't watch the pretty much. I can't believe it.
That's not crazy. How about Happy Garry fifteen minute Morning
Joe