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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, good morning. Oh my god, I can't believe
I actually got through you guys. Have no idea how
much it seems to me.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, basically I got to listen to you guys every
day for multiple hours a day.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Or did you find a barbishoe in your underwear one time?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No, they found it when they let it go. But
that's just me.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
We will make this right, guys.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I'm sure we'll find a way. We'll start with you, gandhi.
What's on your mind today?
Speaker 7 (00:27):
All right? So I told you, guys, I just moved
into a new apartment. And according to the rules of
feng Shui feng shwei, however, you see why fong shwe uh,
you're supposed to have a water feature, even a tiny one,
at the entrance of your door.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You have a toilet, Yes, you do. I guess I
could count.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
But I got a little fountain a while ago, and
I hadn't used it in a while. Turned it on.
When I tell you, I was looking all over my
apartment for a leak because I kept hearing water dripping. No,
I'm an idiot. It was the entire day. I was
pulling things apart. I'm like, where's that coming from? Oh
my god, it's the water feature. So I don't know
how much good energy it's actually bringing me, but I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
So your fung shwei actually kind of threw you off
a little bit. Yeah, well, in fungk Shwai land, that
means it was a lesson learned.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Somehow, Okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I remember at one time a friend of mine who
was really into funkshay, back when fung shwai became the
americanized thing. Elvis, your new house, you need to bury
a flute under the drive land. No, I think I'm
gonna draw the line at bearing a flute under the driveway.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Nora flute. I don't know, pretty sure, Sam, What are
you thinking about today?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I found my favorite new way to watch great shows.
Wait until no one else is watching them, because then
there's no pressure, there's no spoilers that you've got to
worry about. I started The Bear last week, which I
just think has like two seasons right now. It is
such a good show, and I feel like I'm watching
it so casually because no one's trying to have a
conversation about.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It, and I don't have to worry about going online. Yeah,
no one's talking about.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
It right now because it's between seasons, so I'm just
watching it. I'm loving it, and it's my new favorite
way to watch shows. Wait until people are chill about it.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, someone's gonna come out of the woodwork and ruin it.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Yeah, it'll get random. Don't be that person.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I thought they were in a new season now though they.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Soon, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, Well, anyway, I love the Bear. I love him.
What's up there? Straight and eight? Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Ali brought this up to my attention last week, and
I thought I was just alone, and I was so
glad to see so many other guys think of this.
The Roman Empire. I'm sure you've seen this on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
The fact that I was talking about it. I have
a Roman Empire match game coming up for you.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh my god, well I have. It's so crazy, like
throughout my whole life, I've read books, I've got maps.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I think about the Roman Empire on a daily basis
multiple times, and I'm just so glad to know I'm
not alone.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Out there that other guys think about this regularly. It's
not just guys.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
All students have history, including women, love the Fall of
an empire because that's one of their stories of the
Roman Empire.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Anyway, the fall of society. You might think you're strange,
but there's other people out there that think the same
things you do. So now you're pretty strange. But now
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Though.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You have the Roman Empire things everywhere everywhere, and everyone
was like, everyone said, well, where did this come from?
There there was a I'll give you the name of
the woman earlier who has some stuff online about Roman
Empire trivia, and it started snowballing. It's a huge thing.
No one seems to be excited except for you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Is my favorite emperor by the way, you okay, I'm
in Hey Danielle, what's up with you?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
I know, like my son's been gone about three weeks
to college, and I felt like I was doing pretty well.
I do have my moments, but for the most part,
you know, when I talked to him, he seems happy,
and you know, so it's good. But yesterday I was
going through some old costumes and I found his Mad
Scientist Halloween costume from like I don't I think it
was maybe fifth grade, and I just lost it because
(04:02):
we had worked so hard on this costume and he
had he had wanted this specific wig and these glasses
and we put all these buttons on his mad Scientist's
lap coat and it was just like, oh my gosh.
And then I just started thinking, he's so big. When
did this happen? Why is he so big? Why is
he not this little guy anymore? And it's just crazy.
And I just want to say to the parents out
(04:23):
there who have little ones, I know you complain, and
we all complain. Oh gosh, they're pains in the butts,
or they're crying all the time where they're complaining, or
they're always calling my name. I'm telling you, one day
you are gonna miss it all. So enjoy every single
minute of it because it goes so fast.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When you found that Mad Scientists costume, you can also
bring out some fun.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Like oh my god, how great? Yeah, thinkings as well,
And I.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Wouldn't get rid of it. Like Sheldon's like, do you
want to donate that one? I'm like, nope, I'm keeping
this one.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You can hoard away. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Mom.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Mom's just supposed to be You're supposed to be a hoarder.
It's all good. Hey as scary. What's going on with you? Will?
They say?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Catch someone doing something nice and highlight So I wanted
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money coming in. So basically Panda Express said, you know what,
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want to show Panda Express. I want to say thank
you to you guys. They didn't want this credit. They didn't,
but I insisted on talking about it and highlighting it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Today.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's all there, you go, Thank you Panta Express. You
know they're showing up everywhere these days. I know they
really are, and we loved them all along, but now
you see they're still very doing great doing their thing.
Love them, scary. We have no music. I don't know
where the music win. I know you're very excited about
Panda Express. There you go, what's up there?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Froggy.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
So my wife loves Halloween as much as Danielle does,
well because basically they're the same person. But I digress.
She finds these projects online. She's like, oh, look at
this project that I'm going to do for Halloween. The
project she's going to do for Halloween translated into hey,
look at this project I just found for you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
So now yesterday I'm cutting clothes, baskets and wire tying things.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Together skeletons to hang, right with you?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yes, no, no, no, She's not making these skeletons to hang.
She's having me do it and telling me how I'm
doing it wrong. But that's that's what's going on. So
when she finds a project, all of this is it
means that I have a project to do. So yeah,
so we will have hanging skeletons this year.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, I'm sure there's gonna great. You know, I saw
another hack that maybe you can use. Don't tell uh
Lisa about it. You take a roll of toilet paper
and you wrap it in orange cloth. You can turn
it into a pumpkin, really, which is a waste of
a great roll of toilet paper, but it is I
don't know. So there's a woman in Sweden, Nate, who
(06:59):
first puts a question out there online, asking her followers
to ask the men in their lives the question and
report back, how do you feel about the Roman Empire?
Almost one hundred percent of the guys came back and said,
I think about it every day.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, isn't that weird? It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
So the trend took off on TikTok, where it's hashtag
Roman Empire has over one point three billion views.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
By the way, Roman Empire.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The belief is that men think about the Roman Empire
far more than women for some reason. If you scroll
through the Roman Empire videos on TikTok, certainly seems to
be the case. Many women are kind of shocked when
they ask their boyfriend, husband or dad the question how
often do you think of the Roman Empire? And their
answer is sometimes every day? And you're like, so, I
go to Gandhi, Danielle, have you heard of this Roman
(07:44):
Empire thing for guys?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
No, I've only heard of it because of this trend online.
But I don't know that many of the men in
my life. You have it, Brandon yet oh, I promise
Brandon does nothink e.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Text Text him now, Text him now, Let's find out.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
His brain is like golf and painting.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, period, they play golf and they painted. Back to
the Roman Empire, I'm sure. So if you're like me
and you're afraid of the fall of society, then you've
been thinking about the Roman Empire. But anyway, I do
have an ancient Roman match game prepared for you. We
could play that. Is this the worst radio ever? You
might want to sift through that first Elvis?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, why not?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, here's one. Do you have any
match game music here?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Scary?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Okay, all right, we'll try. We'll figure this out. Who's
going to beat the contestant?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Nate? You beat the content?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Welcome to ancient Rome match game. Nate. Are you ready
to play?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm very ready.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I'm going to ask our stars Scary and Froggy and
Danielle in Gandhi and a producer Sam to answer on
their sheet of paper, and was see if you can match.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay ready.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Ancient Romans were known for being a bit kinky, so
much so that Julius wasn't expecting Brutus to pull out
a dagger. He was expecting for him to whip out
his blank. All right, music to think bye.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Because as you know, Julius Brutus dagger. You know the story, right,
the only guys know that story.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
To Brutus, he was expecting him not to pull out
his dagger, but to pull out his blank and keep
in mind, give it a Roman empire spin.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh if you can, you don't have to. All right, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ancient Romans known for being a bit kinky, so much
so that Julius wants to expecting Brutus to pull out
a dagger, He was expecting him to whip out his blank.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
What is your answer, Nate? Okay, I said, vibrator, vibrator. Wow,
even though they didn't have batteries back then.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Do you know that.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Scary, scary Brutus pulled out a dagger, but Julius was
expecting something else?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
A winker? Hey, Froggy, Yeah, what Brutus? What did you
think Brutus is gonna? Okay, what did you think Brutus
is going to pull out?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I got his Fastinus. I don't even know what that means.
It's a Roman penis. I was accused of having a
Roman penis one time.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Place.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, we had to had to cut the legs off, Danielle, Danielle.
Julius wasn't expecting Brutus to pull out a dagger. He
was expecting him to pull out a big sword. A
big sword, Well that is a dagger.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Is a small sword.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yet, you're absolutely right if you're going to measure the dagger. Hey, Gandhi,
your answer is.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
I said, not a dagger, but a dinger.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, and we're looking for vibrator or vibratus.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Three, says I hope. Gandhi says dinger.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And finally, producer Sam Brutus pulled out a dagger, but
Julius thought he was gonna pull.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Out his body's dagger.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Body's dagger, I guess answer essentially.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right, here's one more. Let's talk about vestal virgins,
shall we?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Never mind? All right, that's enough. No, we've done enough
of ancient Roman match game. Suretest match game.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Member, you can't even match each other.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Like Nate pick technology. They didn't even have. How are
we gonna match a hand?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I know, I'll give you another one to chew on,
Augustus was so particular about his image that instead of
a regular statue, he made one entirely out of blank.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
H I don't know. This is falling flat on its face,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But anyway, so ask a guy today, are you thinking
of the Roman Empire? And he says every day, then
you know what we're talking about. Did you hear back
from Brandon?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, I did not have to call you know what,
because he's off to the side thinking of the Romania.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
It probably is, you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm sure he is. Let's get into the three things
we need to know.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Gandhy, Hello, oh see, this was a great answer on
the text messages. Julius didn't know that Brutus is going
to pull out the dagger. He thought he's gonna pull
out his grapes.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's clever.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Is that more of a caeesar thing? I'm not sure anyway,
Moving on, Gandhy, all right, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (12:29):
As it seems the writer's strike may be ending. The
seven week old strike at New Jersey's Robert Wood Johnson
University Hospital, involving seventeen hundred nurses, is getting kind of
ugly uglier I should say, there are multiple reports of
fights breaking out on the picket lines in New Brunswick.
One allegedly involved a security officer shoving a nurse, with
security stepping in after striking nurses called their replacements scabs.
(12:52):
Now a local judge issued a restraining order prohibiting nurses
from using megaphones, airhorns, drums or noisemakers. The nurse are
asking for better pay, a cap on health insurance costs,
and improve nurse patient staffing ratios. Talks between hospital management
and the nurses union have been going nowhere, and no
new talks are scheduled. Eight passengers are now recovering after
(13:15):
they were heard on a flight headed to South Florida.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't know if you guys saw this.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
But Jeff Blue says flight twelve fifty six from Ecuador
experienced sudden severe turbulence as it was apporching approaching Fort
Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Seven travelers are we hearing more and more of these
these crazy drops and altitude and stuff, Yeah, a ton more.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Why now? Is it global warming or planes that just
don't know how to act?
Speaker 7 (13:37):
They're blaming climate change for the big pockets of air
that push planes down. Now a lot more. Seven travelers
and one crew member were taken to the hospital. The
plane connected to the incident will remain out of service
while officials inspect it. And finally, Monday night's powerball drawing
failed to produce a grand prize winner, which means the
next chance to strike it rich comes up tomorrow, and
(14:00):
estimated eight hundred and thirty five million dollars on the line,
the cash value works out to just over three hundred
and ninety million dollars.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
And those are your three things?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Can we fact check his text?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
One?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It says, actually to straight inight defense, Cleopatra invented the
first vibrator by filling a hollowed out gourd with bees.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I need to believe this is true.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
All this says someone else did with bees. A British
doctor named Joseph Mortimer Mortimer Granville. He invented the vibrator
in the early eighteen eighties. It wasn't meant to be
used on women or to cure hysteria.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What was it meant for?
Speaker 7 (14:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, it's stopped right there.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Hold on, are you saying this, Nate?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It says Cleopatra is said to have had a small box.
They could be filled with bees and placed against her
genitals for stimulation similar to that of vibrators.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
There you go.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
There was no hole in the box with the bees.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, Les hope theyn't get out. Well, you know what
they say, you can lead a beat on.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Honey, So that was electric she did it, I hope.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
So wow.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh I'm not quite sure what that means.
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