September 19, 2023 • 7 mins
Froggy tried to by sheets for his bed but got confused by how many different sheets there actually are! Danielle's newphew got a note from the tooth fairy to clean their room! Gandhi got to see a double rainbow from her apartment. Sam had to steam 3 bags of laundry bc she didn't put away her clothes! Nate has a bad pirate joke!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show, and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Let's go around the room. I want to start with you, Froggy.
What is on your by the way, congratulations. You know
Froggy's huge golf tournament coming up, and we scored a
free cruise to be auctioned off to raise money for
aneurism awareness and research from our friends at Oceana. And
I can't believe we got. It's an incredible, incredible thing
(00:30):
that they gave you.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, it's like a nine day, ten day. I can't wait.
It's gonna be awesome. Thank you so much for doing that.
In a big, huge thank you to Norwegian for being
our title sponsor this year and Oceana, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
And by the way, just just in case there's some confusion,
Norwegian's family includes Oceana, so we're not cheating on it
on Norwegians. All right, Froggy, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You know you hear people say they missed the far
simpler times. Yesterday I went to go buy some sheets
for a bed. There's standard pocket, deep pocket, extra deep pocket.
I'm like, wait, a second. I just want sheets to
fit the damn bed. I don't know if it's a
standard pocket, a deep pocket, the extra deep pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know. A frog.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, I know, I bought the extra deep pocket. I'm
thinking it's probably gonna meet in the middle underneath the mattress.
But whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I just bought.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'm like, how do you know what size of your mattresses?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know. It depends on how tall your mattresses.
I'm not gonna get a tape. You could do. You
could google this. I'm thinking, I know, it's just why
can't it just be simple? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I just want you know sheets that sheets fit, says bed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Move on.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mom always said mattresses are never simple, or she never
said that, but it sounds good.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, good luck on your Google journey. Scary. What's up
with you today? Could you just pass me on for
a quick second? Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What are you doing? It's so important over there that
you nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I ordered breakfast for everybody and it just turned out
to be a much larger order than I thought it
would be.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How much does it costing two hundreds?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
That's such an expense to please you. I'm sorry, yeah,
do you want money?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Will be no, no, no, no, scary Bougie is all
out all right, So Danielle, what's on your mind to me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm dying to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So Normally, you know, if a tooth comes out, if
you're a child, you put it under your pillow and
the tooth fairy comes and leaves some money. But this
is just a little something I want to tell the
kids out there, because this is what the tooth fairy
wrote to one little kid. His name was Donovan. Dear Donovan,
I tried to come and get your tooth, but there
(02:31):
were so many toys on the floor, I tripped and fell.
I am going to try and come back tonight. Please
make sure your room is clean so I don't hurt
myself again. Love the tooth Fairy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Such crap.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You need to clean your room or the tooth fairy
may not get to you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Use your yeah, fairies fly, they don't.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
This is a real letter from a tooth fairy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You guys clean, you guys, guys.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
This is this is just tongue.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All the kids clean their room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Those parents are using that fairy.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Drama.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
This is almost as bad as that elf on the
shelf thing I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hey, hey, hey, Gigi, the elf comes back.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
This is the scammiest scam I've ever seen it. The
other day, I was flitting around the room like.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I swear to God, Alex gave me this look like
you know, the twoth fairy came and never left.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Here. Hey, uh, Gandhi, what's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Oh man, you guys know this, but I feel like
I have to share with everybody. Yesterday, for the second
time in a week, I saw the most glorious, gigantic
double rainbow stretched across the Manhattan skyline and it made
me scream.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I mean I screamed out loud. It was crazy.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
And then I realized how much I love you guys,
which I know I was telling you yesterday because I
facetimed my sister so she could see it, and I
FaceTime my boyfriend so he could see it. And then
I sent the picture to all of you because I
wanted you guys to see it too, and I was like, oh,
I really do I want to share the beauty.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I actually posted it if you guys want to go
check it out. It's so pretty, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
May I be completely honest with you.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
When I saw that rainbow, I felt my shoulders drop
and I felt relaxed. It was just such a beautiful thing,
you know, you just for you. You just sent out
this beautiful moment captured, you know, on camera for us.
It was a gift. I appreciate that. It made me
feel really good yesterday. Oh good, So send more rainbows
next time. Try to catch a unicorn flying over it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
He thinks at.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Baby hot sauce if you want to see it, And
I think Elvis.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Durancho too perfect, Producer, Sam, what's up with you?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
In an effort to make my life easier, I have
made my life so much harder because I'm a procrastinator.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I bought myself a clothing steamer.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
This way, if I didn't get to fold my clothes
out of the dryer, I could just fix it with
the little steamer.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Problem solved, right.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nope.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I had to steam three full loads of dried laundry
yesterday because in two weeks I have yet to put
it away. I've just left them in the bag because
I'm like, I got the steamer, it's fine. So I
spent like hours with this tiny little travel steamer getting.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Over the crease satisfy.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Cook.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
It was satisfying, but I'm like, you idiot, you bought
this to make life easier and you wasted like four
hours of your life.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Stupid sleep a stuper butt. I love my Steamer.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm in person. I know someone who wants like clothing
it's not wrinkled.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Mysterious ways, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I can tell you the last time I messed with
one of those Steamer iron contraptions.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey, it's scary. Did you collect your thoughts? What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Well it's crazy to me because you feel like your brain,
much of it is now on your phone, like you
store your brain on your phone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Case in point.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
This morning, I had to get in touch with Sam
and Andrew to let them know that I was coming by,
and I couldn't because my phone was dead. And I
started panicking and I'm like, who can I call right now?
I don't have their phone numbers, I don't know if
my memory. I had to call Scotty B the only
person whose phone never I have memorized to call him,
who's on the toilet? Who texted Sam and Andrew to
(05:55):
say that I was on my way. But it's just insane.
How much do we just rely on this divide.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, we do so from memory, and it needs to
be there at all times, and when it's not, we're screwed.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So you had a landline, you called him on.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I called Scotty Bee's phone on and he was on
the toilet. He was only one that I remember.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know what, I only know one phone number other
than my own, which is Alex's. Can I don't know
one other phone number in the world other than our
request line.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Nate?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So it is international talk like a pirate day, and
I know we generally roll our eyes, or if you're
a pirate, you roll your ear. I was hoping we
could get to the day without mentioning that. But go ahead,
I just got a joke. I've got a joke and
we can move on. So here, what's the difference between
a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate? What one has
a rumbling tummy, the other's a tumbling rummy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I hate that.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I'm smiling.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We'll be right back. We're not normal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
In the morning show, Wendy's New Breakfast two for three dollars.
Biggie Bundles lets you choose your perfect duo including a
sausage or egg and cheese biscuit, small seasoned potatoes, or
medium hot coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Limited time only during breakfast hours. US price and participation
may vary. Not valid in a combo single item at
regular price
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show, and.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Let's go around the room. I want to start with you, Froggy.
What is on your by the way, congratulations. You know
Froggy's huge golf tournament coming up, and we scored a
free cruise to be auctioned off to raise money for
aneurism awareness and research from our friends at Oceana. And
I can't believe we got. It's an incredible, incredible thing
(00:30):
that they gave you.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, it's like a nine day, ten day. I can't wait.
It's gonna be awesome. Thank you so much for doing that.
In a big, huge thank you to Norwegian for being
our title sponsor this year and Oceana, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
And by the way, just just in case there's some confusion,
Norwegian's family includes Oceana, so we're not cheating on it
on Norwegians. All right, Froggy, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
You know you hear people say they missed the far
simpler times. Yesterday I went to go buy some sheets
for a bed. There's standard pocket, deep pocket, extra deep pocket.
I'm like, wait, a second. I just want sheets to
fit the damn bed. I don't know if it's a
standard pocket, a deep pocket, the extra deep pocket.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't know. A frog.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes, I know, I bought the extra deep pocket. I'm
thinking it's probably gonna meet in the middle underneath the mattress.
But whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I just bought.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'm like, how do you know what size of your mattresses?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know. It depends on how tall your mattresses.
I'm not gonna get a tape. You could do. You
could google this. I'm thinking, I know, it's just why
can't it just be simple? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I just want you know sheets that sheets fit, says bed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Move on.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mom always said mattresses are never simple, or she never
said that, but it sounds good.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, good luck on your Google journey. Scary. What's up
with you today? Could you just pass me on for
a quick second? Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What are you doing? It's so important over there that
you nothing.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
I ordered breakfast for everybody and it just turned out
to be a much larger order than I thought it
would be.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
How much does it costing two hundreds?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
That's such an expense to please you. I'm sorry, yeah,
do you want money?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Will be no, no, no, no, scary Bougie is all
out all right, So Danielle, what's on your mind to me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm dying to hear.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So Normally, you know, if a tooth comes out, if
you're a child, you put it under your pillow and
the tooth fairy comes and leaves some money. But this
is just a little something I want to tell the
kids out there, because this is what the tooth fairy
wrote to one little kid. His name was Donovan. Dear Donovan,
I tried to come and get your tooth, but there
(02:31):
were so many toys on the floor, I tripped and fell.
I am going to try and come back tonight. Please
make sure your room is clean so I don't hurt
myself again. Love the tooth Fairy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Such crap.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You need to clean your room or the tooth fairy
may not get to you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Use your yeah, fairies fly, they don't.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
This is a real letter from a tooth fairy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You guys clean, you guys, guys.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
This is this is just tongue.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
All the kids clean their room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Those parents are using that fairy.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Drama.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
This is almost as bad as that elf on the
shelf thing I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hey, hey, hey, Gigi, the elf comes back.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
This is the scammiest scam I've ever seen it. The
other day, I was flitting around the room like.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I swear to God, Alex gave me this look like
you know, the twoth fairy came and never left.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Here. Hey, uh, Gandhi, what's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Oh man, you guys know this, but I feel like
I have to share with everybody. Yesterday, for the second
time in a week, I saw the most glorious, gigantic
double rainbow stretched across the Manhattan skyline and it made
me scream.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I mean I screamed out loud. It was crazy.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
And then I realized how much I love you guys,
which I know I was telling you yesterday because I
facetimed my sister so she could see it, and I
FaceTime my boyfriend so he could see it. And then
I sent the picture to all of you because I
wanted you guys to see it too, and I was like, oh,
I really do I want to share the beauty.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I actually posted it if you guys want to go
check it out. It's so pretty, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
May I be completely honest with you.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
When I saw that rainbow, I felt my shoulders drop
and I felt relaxed. It was just such a beautiful thing,
you know, you just for you. You just sent out
this beautiful moment captured, you know, on camera for us.
It was a gift. I appreciate that. It made me
feel really good yesterday. Oh good, So send more rainbows
next time. Try to catch a unicorn flying over it.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
He thinks at.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Baby hot sauce if you want to see it, And
I think Elvis.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Durancho too perfect, Producer, Sam, what's up with you?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
In an effort to make my life easier, I have
made my life so much harder because I'm a procrastinator.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I bought myself a clothing steamer.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
This way, if I didn't get to fold my clothes
out of the dryer, I could just fix it with
the little steamer.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
Problem solved, right.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nope.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I had to steam three full loads of dried laundry
yesterday because in two weeks I have yet to put
it away. I've just left them in the bag because
I'm like, I got the steamer, it's fine. So I
spent like hours with this tiny little travel steamer getting.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Over the crease satisfy.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Cook.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
It was satisfying, but I'm like, you idiot, you bought
this to make life easier and you wasted like four
hours of your life.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Stupid sleep a stuper butt. I love my Steamer.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm in person. I know someone who wants like clothing
it's not wrinkled.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Mysterious ways, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I can tell you the last time I messed with
one of those Steamer iron contraptions.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey, it's scary. Did you collect your thoughts? What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Well it's crazy to me because you feel like your brain,
much of it is now on your phone, like you
store your brain on your phone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Case in point.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
This morning, I had to get in touch with Sam
and Andrew to let them know that I was coming by,
and I couldn't because my phone was dead. And I
started panicking and I'm like, who can I call right now?
I don't have their phone numbers, I don't know if
my memory. I had to call Scotty B the only
person whose phone never I have memorized to call him,
who's on the toilet? Who texted Sam and Andrew to
(05:55):
say that I was on my way. But it's just insane.
How much do we just rely on this divide.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, we do so from memory, and it needs to
be there at all times, and when it's not, we're screwed.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So you had a landline, you called him on.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I called Scotty Bee's phone on and he was on
the toilet. He was only one that I remember.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know what, I only know one phone number other
than my own, which is Alex's. Can I don't know
one other phone number in the world other than our
request line.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Nate?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
So it is international talk like a pirate day, and
I know we generally roll our eyes, or if you're
a pirate, you roll your ear. I was hoping we
could get to the day without mentioning that. But go ahead,
I just got a joke. I've got a joke and
we can move on. So here, what's the difference between
a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate? What one has
a rumbling tummy, the other's a tumbling rummy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I hate that.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
I'm smiling.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We'll be right back. We're not normal.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
In the morning show, Wendy's New Breakfast two for three dollars.
Biggie Bundles lets you choose your perfect duo including a
sausage or egg and cheese biscuit, small seasoned potatoes, or
medium hot coffee.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Limited time only during breakfast hours. US price and participation
may vary. Not valid in a combo single item at
regular price
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