May 13, 2024 • 7 mins
Froggy saw his dad elated over a plate of seafood, Danielle gets funny cards written in other languages from her kids, Skeery's friend got an interesting receipt, Sam wants you to gift M&M's responsibly, Nate is loving Clarkson's Farm on Prime Video, and Gandhi issues an apology to a delivery driver.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Well I took that.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room. I'm gonna see what's on
your mind, and let's move forward with our dad. We'll
start with you, Froggy. You've been so quiet today. You're
up to something I wish I will see.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Know my dad very well. I love Ellie.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
His birthday was on Saturday, seventy five years old, and
he wanted to go get oysters. And you know how
picky my dad is, and he loves his oysters. Your
dad and might share that he needs oysters. He wants
him to be the size of the damn plate. They
cannot be small. So we go to this restaurant and
the guy says, yeah, the oysters are from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My dad makes this face.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
He goes, how big are they and he holds up
My dad says, there's no way to that big. He
brings him to the I've never seen my dad so happy.
He's not happiest i've seen him in seventy five years.
These oysters were gargantuan. He ate a dozen of them
and he loved every single one. It made his birthday
and therefore, it made us very happy for him on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So you know what, Happy late birthday, Ellie.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's a great guy and you you get a lot
of great qualities from your dad.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I do, but I don't like oysters.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
But you know what, I'm glad he got what he
wanted for his birthday because he deserved it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Here's the only thing that I can't say about oysters.
I love him, I suck him down. But when I
stopped to think about oysters, I can't eat them.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Can imagine eating those big plate sized oysters, a dozen
of them, and what they all look like in your
stomach at once, all that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Horse radish sauce he put it. He had tears running
down his face, but he loved it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So happy. I'm just happy for him. Good for him,
and happy related Ellie. You're a great guy. Hey, Danielle,
what's on your mind? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
My kids love language? Is writing me cards in different
languages or weird jargons. This happens every time I have
a birthday or there's a holiday. So for Mother's Day,
Spencer writes me at two page letter in Spanish. Sure,
I don't he's very he speaks Spanish very well. He
was Spanish honors in school. Well, I don't understand a
(02:01):
damn thing he wrote here, but I read the whole
thing and I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Like, oh, this means the world to me.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I like.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
So.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
No, so he does say thank you a lot. He
mentioned some some person's name, Alijandro. I don't know what
Alejandro has to do with anything in our lives, but
thank you Spencer for that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, Daniel, you can translate that.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I'm going to I'm actually gonna ask one of my
friends who speaks Spanish.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, you can just push a button.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Well, it's a lie. Let me tell you. This is
a he went to great lengths to write this letter.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Gondhi Kinio. Grandma can translate that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But this is a picture of it.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
And yeah, I'm actually okay. His handwriting, I don't know.
We'll see. And then my my other son, Preston, he
just writes in jargon. He writes to Trayvon, that's what
he wrote to me. Are the birds out today? No,
because baby Gronk just rizzed up Livvy doone And this
is what he writes, and on and on and on.
Makes no sense, But I know that's how they love me,
(02:57):
and that's what they are. And so thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pressed by the way.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Two great examples, two great examples of how that apple
just doesn't fall from those are definitely you and your
and Sheldon's kids.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What's up with you today?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
A friend of mine went to a restaurant and got
the check and there it is, in bold, not trying
to hide it, on the item line two point five
percent kitchen appreciation, a tip or a tax. But it's
not even an option, it's it's in the bill. So
you have to pay the dollar thirty five. So my
(03:35):
question is who gets that? Is it the cooks?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Is it the kitchen cleaning staff?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
And are we just being scammed into paying their salary
because the manager doesn't the owners don't want to pay it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just want to know why you forced.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Into paying that.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
There's I got a thousand questions about the kitchen appreciation
tax tip. It's a dollar thirty five year out now.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, but it's the principle behind it. I had it
back to myself and give them ten dollars each, But
don't tell me I.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Have to pay a dollar thirty five. They so they should,
they should give you an option to pay it. I
guess right, which is called gratuity? Is you know what
else we're paying for everything?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think that's part of the I'm sorry, no, no,
I know, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I mean I get it when you look at the
look at the check and there's stuff on therea that
you're like, wait, what yeh, where did this come from?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Someplace?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
You're still charging COVID tax too?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Really?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But did you tell them you don't even believe COVID exists?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Did you tell the patient number one you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Have patient zero? Exactly? Get hey, producer Sam, what's up
with you today?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I just need to implore everyone to gift Eminem's responsibly.
So we all got really cute champagne bottles of Eminems
with our faces on the Eminem right.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love them.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So I brought them to my sister because she is
the biggest Eminem fiend of the entire family. She opened
it yesterday in front of like a bunch of people
that were at her house from Mother's Day. And I
don't know what got into someone, but someone goes, Sam's pregnant,
and then you just hear the someone looks at me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
My dad looks up with the water in his eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I'm like, no, it is literally just a champagne bottle
of Eminem's with my face on it.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not sure who started it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
No one was pointing the finger, but someone thought that
was a birth announcement, and I had to prove it
by taking a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That was my choice. No one forced me. Wait, I
was listening. Are you pregnant?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Is that's how it went yesterday, Elvis?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's what it felt like.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Apparently Eminem's with your face on it hold a lot
of power. Be careful how you give those.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
There you go, so you are are not pregnant. I
am not pregnant. Okay, just making sure you heard her first.
She's pregnant. What's straight?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
In eight?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What's up with you today? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I mentioned it here in the room. It's on Amazon Prime.
Clarkson's Farm is a great show. It's Jeremy Clarkson did
a lot of shows in England and he's got a
farm that he is trying to run. The third season
just came out and it is hysterical. It also gives
you some insight as to how difficult it is to
be a farmer. I knew it was a lot of work.
(06:02):
My god, these people work from dawn till dusk and
make no money.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So educate yourself on what a farmer goes through if
you're not a farmer, and laugh at the same time.
It's such a great show.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It is funny and it shows that you know, if
you're not a farmer, don't become one. Let the professional
farmers do it because they're the best. Finally, we go
to Gandhy. What's up Gandhy?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
All right, I have an apology that I have to
make because I ordered take out the other day delivery actually,
and I saw in the app the bike was coming
drop the food. It looked like the bike was leaving,
so I decided to open the door in the way
that I was, which was a tank top and underwear,
and get my food. As I opened the door, the
guy was standing there taking the picture, and I screamed,
(06:49):
and he screamed.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wait, did he take a photo of you in your underwear?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It look right.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
At the moment, I was like ah, and I jumped
behind the door, and then he screamed. He said, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry. I came back to take
the picture. I forgot to take the picture. Please still
give me five stars, give me a thumbs up. I said,
we're good. Please, you're fine. Just go on your way.
I apologize and I gave him the five stars, and
I told him, please do not send me that picture.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Just delete it. I know I got the food.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
A traumatize ourselves, me and him.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
So I was so worried you were gonna give him
a beat.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Was your fault.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And now I want that photo. Got to get that.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Oh God,
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Well I took that.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room. I'm gonna see what's on
your mind, and let's move forward with our dad. We'll
start with you, Froggy. You've been so quiet today. You're
up to something I wish I will see.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
You.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Know my dad very well. I love Ellie.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
His birthday was on Saturday, seventy five years old, and
he wanted to go get oysters. And you know how
picky my dad is, and he loves his oysters. Your
dad and might share that he needs oysters. He wants
him to be the size of the damn plate. They
cannot be small. So we go to this restaurant and
the guy says, yeah, the oysters are from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My dad makes this face.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
He goes, how big are they and he holds up
My dad says, there's no way to that big. He
brings him to the I've never seen my dad so happy.
He's not happiest i've seen him in seventy five years.
These oysters were gargantuan. He ate a dozen of them
and he loved every single one. It made his birthday
and therefore, it made us very happy for him on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So you know what, Happy late birthday, Ellie.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's a great guy and you you get a lot
of great qualities from your dad.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I do, but I don't like oysters.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
But you know what, I'm glad he got what he
wanted for his birthday because he deserved it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Here's the only thing that I can't say about oysters.
I love him, I suck him down. But when I
stopped to think about oysters, I can't eat them.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Can imagine eating those big plate sized oysters, a dozen
of them, and what they all look like in your
stomach at once, all that.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Horse radish sauce he put it. He had tears running
down his face, but he loved it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So happy. I'm just happy for him. Good for him,
and happy related Ellie. You're a great guy. Hey, Danielle,
what's on your mind? All right?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
My kids love language? Is writing me cards in different
languages or weird jargons. This happens every time I have
a birthday or there's a holiday. So for Mother's Day,
Spencer writes me at two page letter in Spanish. Sure,
I don't he's very he speaks Spanish very well. He
was Spanish honors in school. Well, I don't understand a
(02:01):
damn thing he wrote here, but I read the whole
thing and I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Like, oh, this means the world to me.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I like.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
So.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
No, so he does say thank you a lot. He
mentioned some some person's name, Alijandro. I don't know what
Alejandro has to do with anything in our lives, but
thank you Spencer for that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, Daniel, you can translate that.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I'm going to I'm actually gonna ask one of my
friends who speaks Spanish.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, you can just push a button.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Well, it's a lie. Let me tell you. This is
a he went to great lengths to write this letter.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Gondhi Kinio. Grandma can translate that.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
But this is a picture of it.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
And yeah, I'm actually okay. His handwriting, I don't know.
We'll see. And then my my other son, Preston, he
just writes in jargon. He writes to Trayvon, that's what
he wrote to me. Are the birds out today? No,
because baby Gronk just rizzed up Livvy doone And this
is what he writes, and on and on and on.
Makes no sense, But I know that's how they love me,
(02:57):
and that's what they are. And so thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pressed by the way.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Two great examples, two great examples of how that apple
just doesn't fall from those are definitely you and your
and Sheldon's kids.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What's up with you today?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
A friend of mine went to a restaurant and got
the check and there it is, in bold, not trying
to hide it, on the item line two point five
percent kitchen appreciation, a tip or a tax. But it's
not even an option, it's it's in the bill. So
you have to pay the dollar thirty five. So my
(03:35):
question is who gets that? Is it the cooks?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Is it the kitchen cleaning staff?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
And are we just being scammed into paying their salary
because the manager doesn't the owners don't want to pay it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I just want to know why you forced.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Into paying that.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
There's I got a thousand questions about the kitchen appreciation
tax tip. It's a dollar thirty five year out now.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Yeah, but it's the principle behind it. I had it
back to myself and give them ten dollars each, But
don't tell me I.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Have to pay a dollar thirty five. They so they should,
they should give you an option to pay it. I
guess right, which is called gratuity? Is you know what
else we're paying for everything?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Now?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think that's part of the I'm sorry, no, no,
I know, I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I mean I get it when you look at the
look at the check and there's stuff on therea that
you're like, wait, what yeh, where did this come from?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Someplace?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
You're still charging COVID tax too?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Really?
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But did you tell them you don't even believe COVID exists?
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Did you tell the patient number one you.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Have patient zero? Exactly? Get hey, producer Sam, what's up
with you today?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I just need to implore everyone to gift Eminem's responsibly.
So we all got really cute champagne bottles of Eminems
with our faces on the Eminem right.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love them.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So I brought them to my sister because she is
the biggest Eminem fiend of the entire family. She opened
it yesterday in front of like a bunch of people
that were at her house from Mother's Day. And I
don't know what got into someone, but someone goes, Sam's pregnant,
and then you just hear the someone looks at me.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
My dad looks up with the water in his eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I'm like, no, it is literally just a champagne bottle
of Eminem's with my face on it.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm not sure who started it.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
No one was pointing the finger, but someone thought that
was a birth announcement, and I had to prove it
by taking a shot.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That was my choice. No one forced me. Wait, I
was listening. Are you pregnant?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Is that's how it went yesterday, Elvis?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's what it felt like.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Apparently Eminem's with your face on it hold a lot
of power. Be careful how you give those.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
There you go, so you are are not pregnant. I
am not pregnant. Okay, just making sure you heard her first.
She's pregnant. What's straight?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
In eight?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What's up with you today? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I mentioned it here in the room. It's on Amazon Prime.
Clarkson's Farm is a great show. It's Jeremy Clarkson did
a lot of shows in England and he's got a
farm that he is trying to run. The third season
just came out and it is hysterical. It also gives
you some insight as to how difficult it is to
be a farmer. I knew it was a lot of work.
(06:02):
My god, these people work from dawn till dusk and
make no money.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So educate yourself on what a farmer goes through if
you're not a farmer, and laugh at the same time.
It's such a great show.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It is funny and it shows that you know, if
you're not a farmer, don't become one. Let the professional
farmers do it because they're the best. Finally, we go
to Gandhy. What's up Gandhy?
Speaker 8 (06:26):
All right, I have an apology that I have to
make because I ordered take out the other day delivery actually,
and I saw in the app the bike was coming
drop the food. It looked like the bike was leaving,
so I decided to open the door in the way
that I was, which was a tank top and underwear,
and get my food. As I opened the door, the
guy was standing there taking the picture, and I screamed,
(06:49):
and he screamed.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wait, did he take a photo of you in your underwear?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It look right.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
At the moment, I was like ah, and I jumped
behind the door, and then he screamed. He said, I'm
so sorry. I'm so sorry. I came back to take
the picture. I forgot to take the picture. Please still
give me five stars, give me a thumbs up. I said,
we're good. Please, you're fine. Just go on your way.
I apologize and I gave him the five stars, and
I told him, please do not send me that picture.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Just delete it. I know I got the food.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (07:15):
A traumatize ourselves, me and him.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
So I was so worried you were gonna give him
a beat.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Was your fault.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And now I want that photo. Got to get that.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
Oh God,
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