March 26, 2025 • 6 mins
Sam gives an embarrassing sex story, Froggy shares a compliment he received, Gandhi says if you use something you should also contribute, Nate gives a fun fact about Popeye, Danielle has an idea for a new first name, and Elvis talks about his experience at Madison Square Garden.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Where are we going?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Around the room, Go around the room. Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna start with producer Sam today.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
I saw this prompt and it reminded me of a
story I was too embarrassed to tell you guys at
the time. It said, what's the most embarrassing thing that
has happened to you during sex? And it brought me
back to a time where I ate my own nose ring? What?
I swallowed my nose ring? Yes, I might have told
you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Off air, how do you do that?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It wasn't fully closed like the one I currently wear.
It was like a little bull ring with nothing keeping
it totally closed, and just circumstantially pushed back up into
my nose and I panicked it went and it was gone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yep, I swallowed doing sex.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm just wondering if anyone else wanted to share.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I doubt you do. What's the question again, what's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
The most embarrassing thing to happen to you during sex?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's gotta be mine. Okay, ask the question again, what's.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh wow, right there.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
The act in itself was just it was just atrocious.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was gostly. Hey, frog, you, what's up with you today?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
So I'm not sure if this is a compliment or what,
but I did get a compliment today. This morning, I
got to work early. The cleaning service was here, and
I always speak to you. I always talked to the
cleaning lady when she's here in the studio, and she
said to me, scres, I just want to tell you something.
She said, you're the neatest human being I've ever seen
in my whole life. She said, I never have to
clean up anything in either your office or in this studio.
(01:32):
Everything is always in the garbage, the floor is never dirty.
I just want to say thank you. And I thought
that was the night. That was a really nice compliment
coming from her. So that's the nicest thing somebody has
said to me all day today. So I hope somebody
says something nice to you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And it happened at the beginning of your day, so
it's set the pace, yeah, for a great day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, it was like five am.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
She's like, you are the neatest person, and I'm like, oh, Okay,
not everybody would agree, but thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Love that. I guess starts your day on a positive note.
Chick with them all that? Hey, God, it nice, Godi?
What's up with you?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
If you use a service and it's a crowdsourcing service,
you should be part of the source that contributes to it.
I say this because our man's scary over here loves
a Google review. He lives his life based on Google reviews.
So I asked him, do you often leave them? If
you know what you said?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He never leaves a Google review, but he depends on
everybody else to leave the Google reviews. I understand it,
but also for someone who relies so heavily, I think
you should be part of it. And that goes for
anything that has to do with the crowdsourcing that you use.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It be part of it. You should contribute. So do
you report accidents in ways you just use the app?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I walk everywhere, so I don't use any of it,
but I would report it when it asks is the
car still there? I always say yes if it's happening
on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I yeah, you need to contribute if you're going.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
To use I do think it helps, it helps it
get better.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
If you're a part of the community, you need to
give in to the none. Hey, straight A, what's up
with you? Who is that Popeye?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Why Today's National Spinach Day?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
However, did you know he was originally supposed to eat
carrots in the cartoon?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So back in the day they misplaced a decimal point
which showed that the iron content of spinach was drastically
higher than all the other vegetables. So they thought, oh, well,
we'll have him eat spinach then, because it's got a
lot of iron. Then it came out that it was incorrect.
But can you imagine Popeye sucking on a carrot instead
of squeezing a can of spinach.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Aggressively jamming it down his throat. Yes, I'm visualizing that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
He would have made for a much different cartoon, wouldn't it.
It would so a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Simple little mistake, simple little mistake. And then they had
to eat cans of spinach instead of carrots.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wow, there you go, another did you know? Moment from
straight Night? Now you know, Daniel, what's okay?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
So Alice has me really thinking about what I would
change my name?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Dude? Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
So I either changed it to Marilyn so it will
be Marilyn Monaraw how funny is that? Or I really
like Chitara from the ThunderCats back in the day, So
I think Katina Chitara would be a really cool name
for me.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I didn't have to be famous too.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a great drag name, A great drag.
NA give it to me a.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Game, Katina Chatara?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, Hey, may I do it around the room entry.
Last night went to the next game at Madison Square Garden.
Now you know, Madison Square Garden is just an icon.
I mean, it's what do you want to call it?
It's it's just a landmark. But it's bigger than life.
It's more than a building, it's a it's just a force,
(04:36):
especially in the entertainment and sports worlds.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We have our jingle Ball concert there every year, as
we have done for how many years at the garden?
How fortunate are we to own the garden one night
per year per year? We own it? It's ours.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
How many artists feel like if they've played the garden,
they've made it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
A lot of them will say that, yeah, absolutely, ye.
So last night went the for the next game, and
I say it every time I go there. The peopleeople
who work at Madison Square Garden are just amazing people.
And it must be because they just really love working there.
Everyone from security that takes good care of us and
everyone who comes in and out those doors, and also
(05:14):
people who are working behind the scenes to make sure
the food's being delivered and the drinks are being poured
and whatever. We were in the club last night and
so many of our listeners coming up saying, Hi, what
are you doing. They have all these really really big names.
They could be cow telling too, and they were at
our table like saying nice things and bringing us extra
strong cocktails, and they're just great people. So it's more
(05:38):
than a building. The garden is a force. It is
a it's a working, living, breathing I called it almost human.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And to be able to work there, like I said,
every year we get one, not a year that we
own the garden, it's just pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
The first time I ever set foot in the garden
was four our jingle ball and I just remember thinking, Wow,
this is so cool. I've heard of the garden from
everywhere else. I've never been inside the Garden and then
to be able to get on stage at the Garden.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's crazy. Yeah, it's so cool.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Anyway, so thank you again to the Garden. And the
next one, what a game. It was just fantastic with
good friends. And we had the buffet. Had the buffet.
They veal chops. What a little chewy, little chewy, but
the chicken was good anyway, So to the Garden. If
ever you have a chance to go to the Garden,
(06:28):
go If you ever have a chance to play in
a sport or play in a concert, congratulations, you've made it.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Where are we going?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Around the room, Go around the room. Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna start with producer Sam today.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
I saw this prompt and it reminded me of a
story I was too embarrassed to tell you guys at
the time. It said, what's the most embarrassing thing that
has happened to you during sex? And it brought me
back to a time where I ate my own nose ring? What?
I swallowed my nose ring? Yes, I might have told
you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Off air, how do you do that?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It wasn't fully closed like the one I currently wear.
It was like a little bull ring with nothing keeping
it totally closed, and just circumstantially pushed back up into
my nose and I panicked it went and it was gone.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yep, I swallowed doing sex.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm just wondering if anyone else wanted to share.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I doubt you do. What's the question again, what's.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
The most embarrassing thing to happen to you during sex?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's gotta be mine. Okay, ask the question again, what's.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
The most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh wow, right there.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
The act in itself was just it was just atrocious.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was gostly. Hey, frog, you, what's up with you today?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
So I'm not sure if this is a compliment or what,
but I did get a compliment today. This morning, I
got to work early. The cleaning service was here, and
I always speak to you. I always talked to the
cleaning lady when she's here in the studio, and she
said to me, scres, I just want to tell you something.
She said, you're the neatest human being I've ever seen
in my whole life. She said, I never have to
clean up anything in either your office or in this studio.
(01:32):
Everything is always in the garbage, the floor is never dirty.
I just want to say thank you. And I thought
that was the night. That was a really nice compliment
coming from her. So that's the nicest thing somebody has
said to me all day today. So I hope somebody
says something nice to you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And it happened at the beginning of your day, so
it's set the pace, yeah, for a great day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, it was like five am.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
She's like, you are the neatest person, and I'm like, oh, Okay,
not everybody would agree, but thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Love that. I guess starts your day on a positive note.
Chick with them all that? Hey, God, it nice, Godi?
What's up with you?
Speaker 6 (02:00):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
If you use a service and it's a crowdsourcing service,
you should be part of the source that contributes to it.
I say this because our man's scary over here loves
a Google review. He lives his life based on Google reviews.
So I asked him, do you often leave them? If
you know what you said?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
Never?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He never leaves a Google review, but he depends on
everybody else to leave the Google reviews. I understand it,
but also for someone who relies so heavily, I think
you should be part of it. And that goes for
anything that has to do with the crowdsourcing that you use.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It be part of it. You should contribute. So do
you report accidents in ways you just use the app?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I walk everywhere, so I don't use any of it,
but I would report it when it asks is the
car still there? I always say yes if it's happening
on my phone.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I yeah, you need to contribute if you're going.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
To use I do think it helps, it helps it
get better.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
If you're a part of the community, you need to
give in to the none. Hey, straight A, what's up
with you? Who is that Popeye?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Why Today's National Spinach Day?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
However, did you know he was originally supposed to eat
carrots in the cartoon?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So back in the day they misplaced a decimal point
which showed that the iron content of spinach was drastically
higher than all the other vegetables. So they thought, oh, well,
we'll have him eat spinach then, because it's got a
lot of iron. Then it came out that it was incorrect.
But can you imagine Popeye sucking on a carrot instead
of squeezing a can of spinach.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Aggressively jamming it down his throat. Yes, I'm visualizing that.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
He would have made for a much different cartoon, wouldn't it.
It would so a.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Simple little mistake, simple little mistake. And then they had
to eat cans of spinach instead of carrots.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wow, there you go, another did you know? Moment from
straight Night? Now you know, Daniel, what's okay?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
So Alice has me really thinking about what I would
change my name?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Dude? Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
So I either changed it to Marilyn so it will
be Marilyn Monaraw how funny is that? Or I really
like Chitara from the ThunderCats back in the day, So
I think Katina Chitara would be a really cool name
for me.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I didn't have to be famous too.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah. Yeah, that's a great drag name, A great drag.
NA give it to me a.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Game, Katina Chatara?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I love it?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, Hey, may I do it around the room entry.
Last night went to the next game at Madison Square Garden.
Now you know, Madison Square Garden is just an icon.
I mean, it's what do you want to call it?
It's it's just a landmark. But it's bigger than life.
It's more than a building, it's a it's just a force,
(04:36):
especially in the entertainment and sports worlds.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We have our jingle Ball concert there every year, as
we have done for how many years at the garden?
How fortunate are we to own the garden one night
per year per year? We own it? It's ours.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
How many artists feel like if they've played the garden,
they've made it.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
A lot of them will say that, yeah, absolutely, ye.
So last night went the for the next game, and
I say it every time I go there. The peopleeople
who work at Madison Square Garden are just amazing people.
And it must be because they just really love working there.
Everyone from security that takes good care of us and
everyone who comes in and out those doors, and also
(05:14):
people who are working behind the scenes to make sure
the food's being delivered and the drinks are being poured
and whatever. We were in the club last night and
so many of our listeners coming up saying, Hi, what
are you doing. They have all these really really big names.
They could be cow telling too, and they were at
our table like saying nice things and bringing us extra
strong cocktails, and they're just great people. So it's more
(05:38):
than a building. The garden is a force. It is
a it's a working, living, breathing I called it almost human.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And to be able to work there, like I said,
every year we get one, not a year that we
own the garden, it's just pretty incredible.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
The first time I ever set foot in the garden
was four our jingle ball and I just remember thinking, Wow,
this is so cool. I've heard of the garden from
everywhere else. I've never been inside the Garden and then
to be able to get on stage at the Garden.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's crazy. Yeah, it's so cool.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Anyway, so thank you again to the Garden. And the
next one, what a game. It was just fantastic with
good friends. And we had the buffet. Had the buffet.
They veal chops. What a little chewy, little chewy, but
the chicken was good anyway, So to the Garden. If
ever you have a chance to go to the Garden,
(06:28):
go If you ever have a chance to play in
a sport or play in a concert, congratulations, you've made it.
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