Beef With Scotty

What is your beef with Scotty B.?!?!? Will Nate and Scotty start their only fans.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis represents minute Morning Show. All right, on your markets,
set go, We've got fifteen minutes. It's the fifteen minute

(00:23):
morning Show podcast. Do I look at Diana over here? Hi?
Can you look at both at the same time? Are
you one of those people? Full house today? We've got
Scary and we've got Gandhi and Brody and got it
Scotty Bees back there? All right? I see Froggy in
beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. And there's Danielle and there's Straight Night.

(00:54):
He doesn't dare come in here. But if we were
naked and he went behind the curtain like that, that's
not cool. Bigger issues. Tom Pullman, the president of programming
for I, hearts coming in here, chief, and he thinks
he's safe because we're off the air for some reason.
This is actually worse than coming in to podcast. You

(01:24):
thought it was safe to come in because the show's over.
It's not myself. We're still doing a show. Therefore we
can humiliate you. You and your pected. We have a
nice day. You would have enjoyed my foot wine, you

(01:45):
know what. Thank you to Garrett for the foot wine.
I had two SIPs and got a little dizzy, I
mean very high. I'm sorry, not your feet. He so
Danielle and Gandhi. Since they have a lot of foot
admirers always sending them d m s and request for
pictures of their feet, they've decided to start stomping grapes

(02:07):
with their bare feet, making it into wine and selling
it to the foot fetish people. Yes, we're gonna get
a turtle pool, you know, get a kmart or walm. Absolutely,
and that's what we're gonna do. And I think the
stinky are our feet, the more wine will sell. Yure
squish like the greats will go for that. I think

(02:30):
they'll really that's who gave it to us. By the way,
I must say, Diana on the camera, I wish you
could turn around and say hi to yourself. We're so
proud Dianna got a really cool new apartment. And we
saw you online almost I mean you were in tears,
you were so happy about your apartment. Right, I took
the camera. How excited are you? Put the camera, get

(02:54):
the camera? How excited are you about you your new place?
I'm so excited. It has a washer and dryer in
the unit, which I've never had laundry before. So I
literally cried when I saw that, because I've had a
lug like loads across Hoboken Um and I moved to
a new town and I have in unit washed the dryer.
I'm so excited. Lives near Um where they do the

(03:18):
jows the Medieval Times. That's where Oh good, Yeah, there's
a lot of Winches living that. Anyway, you must be
a Medival Times fan to understand that. You know what
Scotty be Everyone has like beef with you today? Why
I didn't do anything? Obviously, who wants to start? Who first?
I have a beef? So Scottie and I were supposed

(03:41):
to start our banana brothers only fans page. We both
like eat bananas, feed each other bananas. Yes, Scotty today
comes to me and goes, hey, man, I don't know
if I can do it. My kids will probably be
watching it, and I don't want them to see daddy
doing stuff like this. All fans page, no, No, get around,

(04:02):
you get around, you know how it goes. And then
all of a sudden he's you know, they're at school apparently,
and so yeah, I saw your dad, But we see
it anyway in the fifteen minute morning show. That's what
I'm saying. Are we talking about it? Dude, you're leaving
me high and dry here. Do you know what you're doing.
You're leaving, as they say, you're leaving revenue on the table.
You're right, So, like we discussed briefly, I could put

(04:23):
that leather mask on with the zipper and just open
that again. But the point of that is not knowing
who it is. But now you're saying that it's you.
We know it's you, but no one can prove it.
So you open the zipper and you stick a banana
in there. Yeah, bana comes out. Sounds like a Saturday
night I've got those videos for I really urge you

(04:45):
to reconsider this. I think we can do it in
a tasteful artistic way. No tasteful artistic. You're just losing
out the money. And you know, Scott, do you always
need extra cash? Right? You're right, you know what. We'll talk.
We'll have lunch. Okay, all right? Who else? Brody has
a bad beef? So the question is does someone owe
you with thank you if they didn't directly ask you

(05:05):
to do something, but you knew they wanted them, they
wanted you to do it. I didn't like it. I
don't care. So I write all of the jingles and
songs for Scottie and Andrew's podcast Serial Killers. Those are
you do? You do these? Of course? And of course
I support them, and I listened and I always comment
on and I don't know if anyone listens to them,
but I listened to all of the episodes, and on
a recent episode they uh something came up and Andrew said,

(05:28):
I really want this thing produced. We should get this produced.
And Scotty said, yeah, I'll ask Brodie to do that. Well,
two weeks went by, they didn't ask me. They must
have forgotten. So I got it done. I said this
is Scotty three and a half weeks ago, and I
started to think maybe he didn't get it. So I
emailed them and I said, did you get it? He goes, oh, yeah,
I got it three and half weeks. Didn't say thank you,
didn't say anything. There was something mean. He wrote a ginger.

(05:49):
Scott hates everything. Everything Andrew wanted like a wheel of fortune,
said I want a real fortune. Every time Scott complains,
I wanted to be Scott hates everything like well, unfortune.
We did Andrew, thank you. Uh, Andrew didn't know because
Scotty didn't give it to Andrew and tell him. And
to be fair, that is a piece of production for
your podcast, whether you like the continent or it should

(06:12):
have said Scott hates some things. Oh but Scottie, I
do your podcast many times and I love you to death.
You know that, but you do hate it more than
sometimes there are I think he does hate everything. Yeah,
he's been like extra hateful today for some reason. He
handed me like a pile of liners with all this
stuff spelled wrong, and I was kind of stumbling like

(06:34):
what is this? What does this say? He's like, I
don't know, figure it out? Like, can't you figure it out?
I'm like, you're supposed to figure it out? And yeah,
he's just he said, I'm just in a bad mood today.
I am. I'm allowed. He comes to Andrew. What didn't
see Andrew? What is it you requested the jingle to
say Scott hate everything? And then clapping right, and that's
what he got. Yeah, well, why didn't you send it

(06:55):
to Andrew? Then I didn't request it? Okay. The irony
is he hated it, which proves the point of the
jingle what will fiss me about Scotty? And you have
beef with Scotty And it's along these lines everything. He's
never mind, a guy who's set in his ways and
his routines, and he does not break from his own traditions.

(07:17):
I try and even restaurant recommendations out on the Long
Island new things. I'm hearing about it. No way, no way,
not gonna happen. Just I just like my three places
and that's it, and that's the only place I'll ever pay. Well,
that's him. He's a he likes to stick with what's
comfortable him. New things. All you can do is offer them.
You can you can lead a horse to water, as

(07:38):
they said. No, I'm happy to try new places and
I do frequently, but generally just not scary type places. Okay,
you're fine, you're fine. I see, I gotta I gotta
dismiss that beef. It's like who else has beef with Scotty?
Uh podcast, I'm gonna keep this one simple. Scott told
me in our last podcast that I wouldn't under stand

(08:00):
being able to not just go anywhere do anything. And
I'm going to be single forever and live with my
coffee pot that God, you didn't say that. I know
what you mean, but you're going to live with your coffee.
They have no attachments to anything. I can never understand
being able to go just on a whim someplace or
I and I. I didn't say that. What I said

(08:27):
was he wanted to skip a week of podcasts because
we were on vacation. And I said, listeners rely on things.
They have their you know, they do things every every day,
every week, and they expect things to be there. So
if it wasn't there when morning, the routine would be
thrown off. I said, you don't really know what it's
like to depend on things. I have a family, a dog,
a wife that I wake up to every morning. You
you have like a coffee maker that you wake up to,

(08:47):
So you don't understand what it's like to rely on
people and things you know, in the morning. And that's
that's what I said. So if they went and turned
on their thing and and the podcast wasn't there, they'd
be like this through my whole day off on the
thing Andrew does with the coffee scotty, he probably puts
his balls in it and then brings it in. Did
you blow Mr Coffee, Hold on, what is that? It's

(09:15):
not working? Yeah, I also did. Scott hates this, So
when it's just an individual thing, you can play that too.
He knows his beef. Froggy is beef with Scotty. I
feel bad and listening to all these beefs, mine is
very minute and not really is that plural for beef together?

(09:38):
Okay it is? I think it is all right. So
what so if you ever, like like sometimes and then
I'll need to get ahold of Scotty for something. If
you try to call Scotty past seven thirty, there's you're
not getting him on the phone. Scotty goes to bed
like an like an old man. Was that? No, it's
not okay? It is because if I need to get

(09:59):
ahold of Scotty and then I gotta wait until the morning.
And then in the morning if you need Scottie, if
you call him at the wrong time, he's on the
toilet at the same time every single morning, you can
either beef. It's like he's getting now was very miniscule
compared to all these others. Oh, I got another one,
Dandie is more beef. I have a visual aid for

(10:20):
this one. So He asked me if I would come
in and do production. I said sure, and he wanted
it as soon as the commercial breaks started. But I
was talking to someone else. This is what I get
from Scotti. What is it? Evil emoji's hello Hello? Why
aren't you here? Hello? You see that timing is in
this business. Timing is everything and I was ready to go.
I needed it. Then. I feel it's anything that I

(10:43):
can contribute. Beef with Scotty. I never get enough time
with Scott as well. I never get enough time with Scott. No,
I don't have enough Scott time at seven, I don't
you dicks, So we allow Scotty to tell us his

(11:04):
beef with us? With us, No, I don't have any
I love everybody and everything about please, but no, seriously,
you don't have any beef with any of us. I
mean I would have to think long and hard to
think of things that each each of you bother me
speaking of long and hard, can get back to this
banana thing? Yea, Now, you and they couldn't make shiploads

(11:27):
a cat even I even sentiate the estimates that only
fans estimates, like ten to fifteen thousand dollars a month
a month I'm seriously, come on, Scotty, money, like Al said,
money left on the table, I don't know. I wouldn't.
I would almost pay money to watch Scotty be innate,

(11:50):
like fight over banana with their throats, but brody and
scary only charged like three bucks. We'd be like Lady
in the Tramp over spaghetti. Yeah. I even thought. The
further and further we get into it, I could find
a really long banana and we can both put each

(12:11):
end in our mouths and just get closer to each other,
a double sided banana, and then you pay double ended ended.
Do I get a cut of this for coming up
with the idea? No, she didn't. You didn't I did.
I have the audio. Heather came up with it first.
I have the audio of me saying anything like. We
actually went back and found that I saved it for

(12:33):
this were Heather actually came up with the idea, and
it was before yours have the audio. Wife came with, Yes,
we like her my banana another guy, because if you
make money, I don't care what you do. Just don't
really husband, Well, now she gets half, she's your wife.

(12:55):
Hold the camera was one of the ideas we were
going to sit down and do a lunch. I go Scotti,
good day, and then Scotty comes in this morning and
he goes, I just do the kids. I just feel
weird kids as a father. He you don't coming in
to me saying we gotta do that? Would you guys
do like zucchini Friday's like special banana brothers to worry

(13:17):
about my kids because we're just stopping grapes with our feet.
This is fantastic. I pay extra for cucumber Tuesday. Wait wait,
banana brothers, that's what you're calling banana brothers. Oh my god,
this is genius Instagram and it's got a peal you
promoted well wish Yeah? Are you guys worried that someone's
going to scoop in and take all this? Because you
know what, we have so much cash as just us.

(13:39):
There could be a million imitators, but there's only the
two of us. A stage name. It's gotta peel. We're
done with the plantain pals. Those are big, bro, I
told you tremendous. Oh my god, we thank you scary
to get away from me. We're gone? Are we done?

(14:00):
Are we done enough? Hey? We gotta get at it.
Both we gotta get out of here, byebye, b bye,
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