May 31, 2021 • 17 mins
Elvis lets us know about some things he has to do before he gets on set of Law and Order: SVU. Garrett thinks Nate is dressing up for work for a certain reason?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms Morning Show? Oh hello, I love they're here. It's
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy, there's Danielle,
(00:23):
there's Scary, there's Scotty b. There's Straight and Nate, and
there's Garrett and there's Dave Rody. In the den, there's
the dog and the dog. Which dog is that? Fine?
This is Drew Um what's he's upstairs? She's going to
the vet today. She doesn't know what's don't tell her? Okay,
alive real quick? Him. He looks like a marshmallow. He's
(00:50):
so cute. Hey so uh. Garrett has a theory as
to why Nate is dressed up today. So if you're
listening to this, Nate looks very good today. He's got
He's got a nice tight shirt on. His hair looks
like gets in order. For the past couple of months,
let's be honest, he's been in the studio as Scottie
and Scary. He wears a hoodie, he wears a hat
(01:11):
and doesn't look like he showered. All of a sudden,
Elvis starts rolling around into the studio. Nate looks like
he's cleaning it up a little bit. I wouldn't be
surprised if he gets a haircut even too while dressing. Yeah,
I'm tired of saying these two schloves. I'm like, hey,
I got a reason to dress up, and guess what,
and I wear sweats to work? Now how that works?
(01:31):
I'm not even dressing it up for you. Well know,
Scary is admitted that he's worn the same pair of
jeans for a month and a half at a time. Yeah,
I mean, there's no reason with it. I have the
same four T shirts I wear. Yeah, whatever, there's no
reason to all of a sudden, there's a reason to
dress up. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, Nate, Nate's
trying to get back in Elvis's good graces in his eyes?
(01:55):
What Odeon lunch comes today? Maybe because the ways dressing
up for me doesn't get you a lot. No, we
went to Odeon for lunch yesterday. Yeah. Being back in
the city, man, I'm I'm loving it. It's nice, it's cool,
a lot of options in the food department. I'm going
out for breakfast this morning with one of my friends
(02:16):
and they have this stuffed French toast with cream cheese.
They stuffed with cream. It is insane and I can.
I can. I have just been thinking about it like
all morning long, because I cannot wait to have it
obsessed things like that. I'm so excited. So Elvis, do
you think it's like going into the pool? You're going
into the shallow and right now with entering back into
(02:36):
the city just a little by little and then yeah,
you know, we're just doing a little bit here and a
a little bit there. It made me realize when I
lived in the city, I didn't really do a lot.
I just went home, I have lunch with Nate. That's
about it. Uh. And in a few minutes I have
to hop in the car and head over to Chelsea
Piers as I will be playing the dead person in
a Law and Order. It's so exciting. I don't know,
(02:59):
I don't know. I've never played dead, but Garrett reminded
me that years and years and years ago, we had
a contest where we gave away a walk on role
for a dead person. Yeah we did, Yes, we didn't.
We We had listeners submit pictures of what they would
look like dead. So we had hundreds upon hundreds of
pictures emailed to us that we posted on our website
(03:22):
of people just looking like they were dead dog right
now exactly. He's gonna be on Law and Order Special
Dogs Unit. So yeah. The people who we work for
the company Premiere, they did not like us doing this
look like a dead person and send us your picture contest.
(03:42):
They thought. They called it tasteless. Tasteless, so many people
want their shot. That's somebody's shot right there, and it's
it's our show. When do you want taste from this show? Yeah?
Do you look hard? Do you think it's going to
be hard to like stay still? Like? I don't know.
I wonder how hard day? Don't breath? What are you
(04:03):
going to be on a slab in the morgue? Are
you gonna be on the street? Okay? Are you gonna
be okay? Are you gonna be in the drawer? Will
they pull you out of the drawer? They just said,
I'm on the slab. Will you have a toe tag?
You got to be in the drawer, Okay, I'm not
gonna go in there and start making demands on where
my body is going to be stuffed. And excuse me
if I could suggest I'd like to be in the
(04:24):
Wait a second, you don't email you suggestions in advance,
like don't drink coffee because you've had like a triple
gulp today. I was gonna say, because you don't want
to be Have you done anybody prep for this? Like
did you shave or did I did? I shaved some
of the like the gray hairs off my chest. Okay, okay,
in case they did get a chest shot, but I was.
(04:44):
I specifically told them nothing below the neck. But I'm
sure they may hope they give you a mullet burst
your bubble here what but like having done a lot
of extra work when I was in l A. They
it's it's cool for you, but the people around you,
this is so routine for them. You're gonna walk in,
You're gonna feel like they're, you know, excited to see
(05:05):
and well you're just gonna like, all right, lay down here, right,
turn your head to the right, all right, don't move
al right, great than action. You know it's gonna be
a minute. Nate, he's Elvis Duran. They're gonna find they're
gonna be excited about that. You're just Nate. No, No,
they don't know who we are. They don't listen to
do you think they'll make you wear like a wig,
or they're going to just let you look like you.
(05:26):
I don't know. They're definitely gonna do dead makeup. So
I did some research. You you're the second celebrity we
we learned this morning when we were talking to Jimmy
fallon that Quest Love. It was his dream to play
a dead body, just like yours, Elvis. So you're the
second celebrity to play a dead body on Law and Order.
There's I'm a radio guy. Hello, You're okay. You're the
first radio guy to play a dead body. Didn't tell
(05:49):
the Swift play a dead body on the c S
I Yes, but that's not Law and Order. We're talking
about law and order, right, That's why I said cs
I guard. Oh he comes to fight. I hate it
when you people start fucking going at each other. Stop stopping?
What what? What roles did you play? What? Extra? Like? Uh?
Do you guys remember that show called The District with
(06:10):
Craig T. Nelson? You know? Yeah? I was in that
several times. I was in star Ski and hutch Um,
the old one from the seventies, No Wilsonson. I was in.
There was some show directed by what. There was a
movie directed by Wes Craven and Wes Craven. You know,
he did scream. He actually needed a close up of somebody,
(06:34):
and he looks at me and goes, get this guy.
And so I had to give a close up and
react to some fight going on in some diner. So
I was like, oh my god, it's my big break
movie star. This is gonna be awesome. And then I
kept following it the trades, this movie, and it just
kept getting like pushed back and pushed back and pushed back,
and then all of a sudden they canceled it and
shelved all the footage. So you'd like to kiss a
(07:00):
death for all productions in the Hollywood. Yeah, it just
got it went into what do they call it production
hell or something like that. I mean a little star
skiing Hutch went away, and then that other I mean
I was in a I can't even remember I have.
They would pay you for the day, and they would
just give you this piece of paper with you know
what you what you filmed that day, and you know,
(07:20):
and then you get your fifty three dollars and well,
I'm getting a stipend for like a hundred dollars today.
Thanks for Breakfasting three money it is? I still I
still get checks for that. I gotta check for four
dollars and fourteen cents the other day for die Hard
with the print the damn check them here. Yeah, I
(07:43):
have to fill out the voucher to cover payment for something,
and then a voucher to cover payment for the work. Well,
I'm there as well. I have to fill up vouchers.
I'm like, I don't want to fill out a voucher.
Don't pay me? Does it? Does it say to you?
Does it say They're like, how long you have to
like leave your schedule open like it an all day thing? Yeah? Yeah,
hopefully they'll get me done early and get me out
(08:04):
of here. I got to hear about the guy played
the Dead Bodies getting all antie. That's a wrap on
the Dead Body elsh. When they go to give you
direction and they want to tell you what to do,
just say excuse me. I was a Diehard three. I
think I know what I'm doing. Let's all look in
the zoom room and let's all play dead. All play dead.
(08:29):
I feel like I'm sleeping. Wait, hold on, y'all have
to ship your pants. Just gave me what's playing dead?
I'm sorry, Elvis, do you have to be naked on? Like?
Are you walking on set naked? Like? Whatever? You ever?
They did tell me to bring a robe. I don't
(08:50):
know what robe. Provide your own. No, I said this
on the show earlier. They're giving me some kind of
uh hold on vanity shorts or something. I don't know. Dude,
started with an It started with an end like something
where modesty, modesty, where modesty. My friend Brian used to
(09:15):
do a lot of extra work when he moved to
l A and he remembers the doing the flint Stones
and they he had a dress up in this orange.
They gave him orange paint to put on for some reason,
the characters were very orangey. He said it took days
to scrub this paint off his body. He says, it's
a thankless job. Is a lot of hurry up and wait. Uh.
(09:37):
He did steal a couple of wood chips from the
set which were used as currency, like you know, in
bedrock currency, so he has that. And he witnessed some
things going on in the trailers with some of the
extras and some of the main characters and oh yeah,
one of yeah, one of the Baldwin Brothers was there.
He was one of the I think he was Borney
Rubble or whatever. I don't know. I heard some things
(09:59):
I don't know. Steal something from the um anyway, So
that's today. What else do you want to talk about?
By the way, Gandhi is missing. She's taking care of
some family business today. If you're wondering, there's that. Okay,
what else other than me being dead in law and order,
there's gonna be something better to talk about. It is
kind of cool, though. I mean, I'll let you know.
(10:20):
I have something. I just had to go to one
of these websites and you know, create a new password.
You know how long they made me make the password?
Sixteen characters? Do you remember that? Remember? Sixteen characters? That's ridiculous,
most sixteen And when they suggest that big giant long
one with uppercase and lower case, and did does anyone
(10:41):
ever take that? No, it's impossible, that's ridiculous unless it's
on my phone. Like, if it's on my phone, I'm like,
it's going to be here. But then I forget my password.
Then it's a whole another issue. But I have so
many passwords now, it's just it's mind boggling by the
time I punched them all in to try to get
to the right one. It's it locks me out. Yeah,
I have that too somering podcast. By the way, I'm
(11:01):
not having a good time. There's gonna be something scary.
Who are you texting while we're on the podcast? No, nothing,
I'm looking up some things to possibly bring up on
the podcast. Does anyone have a stuffed animal? Would you
stop with the stuffed animals? You just the worst. I
just want to cud stop looking at my dog, Scott
with a hole in it, with everything? Oh no, no one,
(11:32):
how about this guy, Scotty? Where would you cut the
hole if you had to cut a hole in that?
Right there? Right there? Let's go get the stuffed Max
in the You're not gonna my stuff a stuffed version
of Elvis's dog, Matt. That's even weird that it's sitting
question the celebrity room. Yes, sir, almost everybody in this
(11:54):
room has a significant other. I think everybody does. Right.
Have you ever made a decision? Will you ask your
part nor their opinion, and they say whatever you decide
is fine. But then as soon as you decide it,
then they don't like it, And they get crap for
every single time. Yeah, what about for dinner tonight? You
happened last night? What do you want for dinner to night?
I'm like, what do you He's like, whatever you want, okay,
(12:15):
let's do Indian no Elvis I was. I was saying
this yesterday too, when when you guys went for lunch
and Alex asked me last week, Hey, what's a good
place I go? What are you in the mood for?
I don't know. Well, here's a bunch of places. Where
do you want to go? Had you said a place,
he'd he'd he'd say, no, I don't want to go there. Yeah, yeah, yes,
is yes all the time? Oh yeah, because it's exactly that. Oh,
(12:39):
I'm like, where do you want to go for dinner?
It doesn't matter, Okay, So then I'll name a place
I don't really want that. Okay, Well, then name another place,
and that that place anywhere but those two. I'm like,
so basically anything I named you don't want to do.
So now my answer is I'll go wherever you want
to go, and I just go there because I know
whatever I say, guys, well I have to go. I
bid you farewell break a neck. He Oh my gosh,
(13:06):
he's going to have a heart attack of him and
be naked. He said. He made it very clear to
them that nothing below the next Well, sometimes you make
it clear and they still don't hear you. I would
do it upside down with my ass out, like if
I had to be down on the ground dead, I
would naked with my Who is going to Scott, why
are you so obsessed with asses? You just said you
(13:30):
were going to cut a hole in the stuffed animals
ass And yes you did, you said right there when
you put the butt up in the air, and then
it was and then now you're talking about you want
to be a dead body with your ass up in
the air. No, I'm just saying I wouldn't be. I
wouldn't do frontal nudity for dead body stuff. I would
just do ass up, That's all I'm saying. Okay, how
did you, Scott? Um? I I said, if I was
(13:56):
gonna do nudity for a dead body, I don't think
it is. I would do ass up face down, up,
law and order. I'm gonna have them stick my butt
up in the air so my friends can stop buy
for a cold one. Oh my god, By the way
Scotty did. Did you? Did anybody else see the text
(14:17):
message that came in about the butt? About the what so?
Elvis said he was going to do something really important today, right,
and somebody texted in and they said, are you getting
a butt hole tightened? Trust me, I had it done.
I'm a queen who So this person got their butt
hole tightened? Okay, that's the thing. I don't need that.
(14:38):
Why would you want to do that? Yeah? Like like
we used to do commercials for like vaginal rejuvenation. This
guy apparently had his butt rejuvenated. I didn't know what that.
Careful you go too tight, You're gonna have a problem. Yeah,
you go to title you might need that surgery again later.
(15:01):
Why why does that have to do with me? Because
you're obessing? But not everyone has an ass. I'm not
obsessed with them. No one talks about butts and buttholes
more than you. So you're not obsessed with butts. But
you would put your bare ass on TV? Yeah, but
that's nothing to would being obsessed. All I'm saying is
I wouldn't do frontal nudity for a dead scene. I
would only do a real nudity. What about frontal nudity,
(15:23):
waist down, waist down front. I don't think I've ever
heard that term real nudity, that r anal rejuvenation is
a thing apparently, Wow, how do they how do they
like promote it like it's a safe and effective way
(15:44):
to improve both the look and feel of your most
private regions. I wonder what the first poop is like
with after you're obsessed? Can I just say, after having
two children, I did get sewn up? How do they
come out? So? You know, you think the stitches are
gonna rip. So when they do tell you you have
(16:05):
to go to the bathroom before you can leave, it
is your your mind place tricks on you because you
honestly think it's gonna be a problem. It's not. But
do you think it is? Credit to me and Nate alright,
the only ones not to make a face, you know
what I mean? Scotty literally walked out, Brody almost puked.
Scary Pudding. It's been there, he had, you know, wife
(16:25):
with They've been there for a lot of reasons. They
have kids. Well I didn't have kids, and I didn't
I have the most kids here, but I did have
a I had to have a procedure done after one
of my major medical procedures that to have another procedure done.
And let me tell you something. The first time you
(16:47):
go after, you feel like you just pushed the train
out and you look in it's like a little teeny
tiny pebble and you're like all that for that, and
you're like, wait a second, to make you they make
you take the coal lace because they've had to be
some what the hell. Okay, we're three minutes over at
(17:07):
this point as well, Guys, tighten this up like a butt.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms Morning Show? Oh hello, I love they're here. It's
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy, there's Danielle,
(00:23):
there's Scary, there's Scotty b. There's Straight and Nate, and
there's Garrett and there's Dave Rody. In the den, there's
the dog and the dog. Which dog is that? Fine?
This is Drew Um what's he's upstairs? She's going to
the vet today. She doesn't know what's don't tell her? Okay,
alive real quick? Him. He looks like a marshmallow. He's
(00:50):
so cute. Hey so uh. Garrett has a theory as
to why Nate is dressed up today. So if you're
listening to this, Nate looks very good today. He's got
He's got a nice tight shirt on. His hair looks
like gets in order. For the past couple of months,
let's be honest, he's been in the studio as Scottie
and Scary. He wears a hoodie, he wears a hat
(01:11):
and doesn't look like he showered. All of a sudden,
Elvis starts rolling around into the studio. Nate looks like
he's cleaning it up a little bit. I wouldn't be
surprised if he gets a haircut even too while dressing. Yeah,
I'm tired of saying these two schloves. I'm like, hey,
I got a reason to dress up, and guess what,
and I wear sweats to work? Now how that works?
(01:31):
I'm not even dressing it up for you. Well know,
Scary is admitted that he's worn the same pair of
jeans for a month and a half at a time. Yeah,
I mean, there's no reason with it. I have the
same four T shirts I wear. Yeah, whatever, there's no
reason to all of a sudden, there's a reason to
dress up. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, Nate, Nate's
trying to get back in Elvis's good graces in his eyes?
(01:55):
What Odeon lunch comes today? Maybe because the ways dressing
up for me doesn't get you a lot. No, we
went to Odeon for lunch yesterday. Yeah. Being back in
the city, man, I'm I'm loving it. It's nice, it's cool,
a lot of options in the food department. I'm going
out for breakfast this morning with one of my friends
(02:16):
and they have this stuffed French toast with cream cheese.
They stuffed with cream. It is insane and I can.
I can. I have just been thinking about it like
all morning long, because I cannot wait to have it
obsessed things like that. I'm so excited. So Elvis, do
you think it's like going into the pool? You're going
into the shallow and right now with entering back into
(02:36):
the city just a little by little and then yeah,
you know, we're just doing a little bit here and a
a little bit there. It made me realize when I
lived in the city, I didn't really do a lot.
I just went home, I have lunch with Nate. That's
about it. Uh. And in a few minutes I have
to hop in the car and head over to Chelsea
Piers as I will be playing the dead person in
a Law and Order. It's so exciting. I don't know,
(02:59):
I don't know. I've never played dead, but Garrett reminded
me that years and years and years ago, we had
a contest where we gave away a walk on role
for a dead person. Yeah we did, Yes, we didn't.
We We had listeners submit pictures of what they would
look like dead. So we had hundreds upon hundreds of
pictures emailed to us that we posted on our website
(03:22):
of people just looking like they were dead dog right
now exactly. He's gonna be on Law and Order Special
Dogs Unit. So yeah. The people who we work for
the company Premiere, they did not like us doing this
look like a dead person and send us your picture contest.
(03:42):
They thought. They called it tasteless. Tasteless, so many people
want their shot. That's somebody's shot right there, and it's
it's our show. When do you want taste from this show? Yeah?
Do you look hard? Do you think it's going to
be hard to like stay still? Like? I don't know.
I wonder how hard day? Don't breath? What are you
(04:03):
going to be on a slab in the morgue? Are
you gonna be on the street? Okay? Are you gonna
be okay? Are you gonna be in the drawer? Will
they pull you out of the drawer? They just said,
I'm on the slab. Will you have a toe tag?
You got to be in the drawer, Okay, I'm not
gonna go in there and start making demands on where
my body is going to be stuffed. And excuse me
if I could suggest I'd like to be in the
(04:24):
Wait a second, you don't email you suggestions in advance,
like don't drink coffee because you've had like a triple
gulp today. I was gonna say, because you don't want
to be Have you done anybody prep for this? Like
did you shave or did I did? I shaved some
of the like the gray hairs off my chest. Okay, okay,
in case they did get a chest shot, but I was.
(04:44):
I specifically told them nothing below the neck. But I'm
sure they may hope they give you a mullet burst
your bubble here what but like having done a lot
of extra work when I was in l A. They
it's it's cool for you, but the people around you,
this is so routine for them. You're gonna walk in,
You're gonna feel like they're, you know, excited to see
(05:05):
and well you're just gonna like, all right, lay down here, right,
turn your head to the right, all right, don't move
al right, great than action. You know it's gonna be
a minute. Nate, he's Elvis Duran. They're gonna find they're
gonna be excited about that. You're just Nate. No, No,
they don't know who we are. They don't listen to
do you think they'll make you wear like a wig,
or they're going to just let you look like you.
(05:26):
I don't know. They're definitely gonna do dead makeup. So
I did some research. You you're the second celebrity we
we learned this morning when we were talking to Jimmy
fallon that Quest Love. It was his dream to play
a dead body, just like yours, Elvis. So you're the
second celebrity to play a dead body on Law and Order.
There's I'm a radio guy. Hello, You're okay. You're the
first radio guy to play a dead body. Didn't tell
(05:49):
the Swift play a dead body on the c S
I Yes, but that's not Law and Order. We're talking
about law and order, right, That's why I said cs
I guard. Oh he comes to fight. I hate it
when you people start fucking going at each other. Stop stopping?
What what? What roles did you play? What? Extra? Like? Uh?
Do you guys remember that show called The District with
(06:10):
Craig T. Nelson? You know? Yeah? I was in that
several times. I was in star Ski and hutch Um,
the old one from the seventies, No Wilsonson. I was in.
There was some show directed by what. There was a
movie directed by Wes Craven and Wes Craven. You know,
he did scream. He actually needed a close up of somebody,
(06:34):
and he looks at me and goes, get this guy.
And so I had to give a close up and
react to some fight going on in some diner. So
I was like, oh my god, it's my big break
movie star. This is gonna be awesome. And then I
kept following it the trades, this movie, and it just
kept getting like pushed back and pushed back and pushed back,
and then all of a sudden they canceled it and
shelved all the footage. So you'd like to kiss a
(07:00):
death for all productions in the Hollywood. Yeah, it just
got it went into what do they call it production
hell or something like that. I mean a little star
skiing Hutch went away, and then that other I mean
I was in a I can't even remember I have.
They would pay you for the day, and they would
just give you this piece of paper with you know
what you what you filmed that day, and you know,
(07:20):
and then you get your fifty three dollars and well,
I'm getting a stipend for like a hundred dollars today.
Thanks for Breakfasting three money it is? I still I
still get checks for that. I gotta check for four
dollars and fourteen cents the other day for die Hard
with the print the damn check them here. Yeah, I
(07:43):
have to fill out the voucher to cover payment for something,
and then a voucher to cover payment for the work. Well,
I'm there as well. I have to fill up vouchers.
I'm like, I don't want to fill out a voucher.
Don't pay me? Does it? Does it say to you?
Does it say They're like, how long you have to
like leave your schedule open like it an all day thing? Yeah? Yeah,
hopefully they'll get me done early and get me out
(08:04):
of here. I got to hear about the guy played
the Dead Bodies getting all antie. That's a wrap on
the Dead Body elsh. When they go to give you
direction and they want to tell you what to do,
just say excuse me. I was a Diehard three. I
think I know what I'm doing. Let's all look in
the zoom room and let's all play dead. All play dead.
(08:29):
I feel like I'm sleeping. Wait, hold on, y'all have
to ship your pants. Just gave me what's playing dead?
I'm sorry, Elvis, do you have to be naked on? Like?
Are you walking on set naked? Like? Whatever? You ever?
They did tell me to bring a robe. I don't
(08:50):
know what robe. Provide your own. No, I said this
on the show earlier. They're giving me some kind of
uh hold on vanity shorts or something. I don't know. Dude,
started with an It started with an end like something
where modesty, modesty, where modesty. My friend Brian used to
(09:15):
do a lot of extra work when he moved to
l A and he remembers the doing the flint Stones
and they he had a dress up in this orange.
They gave him orange paint to put on for some reason,
the characters were very orangey. He said it took days
to scrub this paint off his body. He says, it's
a thankless job. Is a lot of hurry up and wait. Uh.
(09:37):
He did steal a couple of wood chips from the
set which were used as currency, like you know, in
bedrock currency, so he has that. And he witnessed some
things going on in the trailers with some of the
extras and some of the main characters and oh yeah,
one of yeah, one of the Baldwin Brothers was there.
He was one of the I think he was Borney
Rubble or whatever. I don't know. I heard some things
(09:59):
I don't know. Steal something from the um anyway, So
that's today. What else do you want to talk about?
By the way, Gandhi is missing. She's taking care of
some family business today. If you're wondering, there's that. Okay,
what else other than me being dead in law and order,
there's gonna be something better to talk about. It is
kind of cool, though. I mean, I'll let you know.
(10:20):
I have something. I just had to go to one
of these websites and you know, create a new password.
You know how long they made me make the password?
Sixteen characters? Do you remember that? Remember? Sixteen characters? That's ridiculous,
most sixteen And when they suggest that big giant long
one with uppercase and lower case, and did does anyone
(10:41):
ever take that? No, it's impossible, that's ridiculous unless it's
on my phone. Like, if it's on my phone, I'm like,
it's going to be here. But then I forget my password.
Then it's a whole another issue. But I have so
many passwords now, it's just it's mind boggling by the
time I punched them all in to try to get
to the right one. It's it locks me out. Yeah,
I have that too somering podcast. By the way, I'm
(11:01):
not having a good time. There's gonna be something scary.
Who are you texting while we're on the podcast? No, nothing,
I'm looking up some things to possibly bring up on
the podcast. Does anyone have a stuffed animal? Would you
stop with the stuffed animals? You just the worst. I
just want to cud stop looking at my dog, Scott
with a hole in it, with everything? Oh no, no one,
(11:32):
how about this guy, Scotty? Where would you cut the
hole if you had to cut a hole in that?
Right there? Right there? Let's go get the stuffed Max
in the You're not gonna my stuff a stuffed version
of Elvis's dog, Matt. That's even weird that it's sitting
question the celebrity room. Yes, sir, almost everybody in this
(11:54):
room has a significant other. I think everybody does. Right.
Have you ever made a decision? Will you ask your
part nor their opinion, and they say whatever you decide
is fine. But then as soon as you decide it,
then they don't like it, And they get crap for
every single time. Yeah, what about for dinner tonight? You
happened last night? What do you want for dinner to night?
I'm like, what do you He's like, whatever you want, okay,
(12:15):
let's do Indian no Elvis I was. I was saying
this yesterday too, when when you guys went for lunch
and Alex asked me last week, Hey, what's a good
place I go? What are you in the mood for?
I don't know. Well, here's a bunch of places. Where
do you want to go? Had you said a place,
he'd he'd he'd say, no, I don't want to go there. Yeah, yeah, yes,
is yes all the time? Oh yeah, because it's exactly that. Oh,
(12:39):
I'm like, where do you want to go for dinner?
It doesn't matter, Okay, So then I'll name a place
I don't really want that. Okay, Well, then name another place,
and that that place anywhere but those two. I'm like,
so basically anything I named you don't want to do.
So now my answer is I'll go wherever you want
to go, and I just go there because I know
whatever I say, guys, well I have to go. I
bid you farewell break a neck. He Oh my gosh,
(13:06):
he's going to have a heart attack of him and
be naked. He said. He made it very clear to
them that nothing below the next Well, sometimes you make
it clear and they still don't hear you. I would
do it upside down with my ass out, like if
I had to be down on the ground dead, I
would naked with my Who is going to Scott, why
are you so obsessed with asses? You just said you
(13:30):
were going to cut a hole in the stuffed animals
ass And yes you did, you said right there when
you put the butt up in the air, and then
it was and then now you're talking about you want
to be a dead body with your ass up in
the air. No, I'm just saying I wouldn't be. I
wouldn't do frontal nudity for dead body stuff. I would
just do ass up, That's all I'm saying. Okay, how
did you, Scott? Um? I I said, if I was
(13:56):
gonna do nudity for a dead body, I don't think
it is. I would do ass up face down, up,
law and order. I'm gonna have them stick my butt
up in the air so my friends can stop buy
for a cold one. Oh my god, By the way
Scotty did. Did you? Did anybody else see the text
(14:17):
message that came in about the butt? About the what so?
Elvis said he was going to do something really important today, right,
and somebody texted in and they said, are you getting
a butt hole tightened? Trust me, I had it done.
I'm a queen who So this person got their butt
hole tightened? Okay, that's the thing. I don't need that.
(14:38):
Why would you want to do that? Yeah? Like like
we used to do commercials for like vaginal rejuvenation. This
guy apparently had his butt rejuvenated. I didn't know what that.
Careful you go too tight, You're gonna have a problem. Yeah,
you go to title you might need that surgery again later.
(15:01):
Why why does that have to do with me? Because
you're obessing? But not everyone has an ass. I'm not
obsessed with them. No one talks about butts and buttholes
more than you. So you're not obsessed with butts. But
you would put your bare ass on TV? Yeah, but
that's nothing to would being obsessed. All I'm saying is
I wouldn't do frontal nudity for a dead scene. I
would only do a real nudity. What about frontal nudity,
(15:23):
waist down, waist down front. I don't think I've ever
heard that term real nudity, that r anal rejuvenation is
a thing apparently, Wow, how do they how do they
like promote it like it's a safe and effective way
(15:44):
to improve both the look and feel of your most
private regions. I wonder what the first poop is like
with after you're obsessed? Can I just say, after having
two children, I did get sewn up? How do they
come out? So? You know, you think the stitches are
gonna rip. So when they do tell you you have
(16:05):
to go to the bathroom before you can leave, it
is your your mind place tricks on you because you
honestly think it's gonna be a problem. It's not. But
do you think it is? Credit to me and Nate alright,
the only ones not to make a face, you know
what I mean? Scotty literally walked out, Brody almost puked.
Scary Pudding. It's been there, he had, you know, wife
(16:25):
with They've been there for a lot of reasons. They
have kids. Well I didn't have kids, and I didn't
I have the most kids here, but I did have
a I had to have a procedure done after one
of my major medical procedures that to have another procedure done.
And let me tell you something. The first time you
(16:47):
go after, you feel like you just pushed the train
out and you look in it's like a little teeny
tiny pebble and you're like all that for that, and
you're like, wait a second, to make you they make
you take the coal lace because they've had to be
some what the hell. Okay, we're three minutes over at
(17:07):
this point as well, Guys, tighten this up like a butt.
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