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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's play this game. LETA, I don't want to play
a game without Danielle.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Danielle, I'm so good at this entertaining.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Are we working to get her microphone BACKO.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thinks it looks like she's doing an unplug and reset?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
All right, she's under the hood. All right, Well, what
is this game that you found?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
All right?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
This game is called five Second Rule, and this is
the uncensored adult version of the game. There's obviously like
a nicer version, but it gives you basically a prompt
and then you have five seconds to name three things
that would answer the prompt. So an example, Froggy, this
would be for you. Are you ready? Yeah, name three things?
(00:43):
Do you have the timer? Scary?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Named? Name three things that you think of when you
hear the word moist.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, copcigs, vomit. And I can't say that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Froggy loses got Danielle. Sorry, But the thing is, there
really are no right and wrong answers that are given
to you in the game, so people can say things,
and I think it should then go to a panel
of judges to decide whether they were.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Valid or not.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, then Froggy gave us cupcake. We all think that's
that should be moist right, yeah? Yeah, and what was
your second one?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Vomit? I mean, I guess you wouldn't puke up something dry, but.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like turkey, Turkey is a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, turkey should be moisty.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The timer's over. You can't. You can't give us around. Sorry, yeah,
I was thinking of wound. Give me another, give me
another one.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This one's for you, Elvis. Okay, name three celebrities you
wish had a leaked sex tape?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh, all of them, every last one of them.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Dolly Carton, Jonah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Joe Jonahs. You see elite sex tape is not the
same as like a nude photo, but it's it's them
in the you know, in the in action, right, God,
I don't know. I thought you're gonna ask me the
other one.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
The movie titles, Oh we could do that one too.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Five seconds the clock ready? Yes, okay?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Name three porn titles, real or made up?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, on Golden Blonde when Harry wet Sally.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Those were good on your ways?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hard to do three.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Sequels, cat, because I would have just gone like North
Pole one, two, three, four, five, six.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That would go to the judgment not horror, very hotter.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
In the sorcerer's bone.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Did you see that?
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Alright, do do another one now it's it's it's called
five seconds.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Five second rule.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, five second rule?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Who's this one going to? I don't know, Just choose,
all right, Danielle. Danielle, name three signs that someone is
still a virgin?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They can't move, they can't dance, you can't kiss, you
know what.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't know. I have no idea. They can't like, you.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Know, like moving like you know, yeah, they have no
moves in you know, there's a rhythm.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
They don't know. How would you not be able to tell?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, I don't know that. I mean, I don't know.
Maybe go to the chanel of judges, I would say,
like a gynecologist, you know, I don't know. Maybe I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
All right, Yeah, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh god, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Name three terrible places to lose your virginity?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Oh, behind a dumpster, uh na dumpster, in an emergency room,
my good, answers, But only.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Two behind a dumpster, in a dumpster, underneath a dumpster.
This is all dumpster. All right, let's bring this back
and we'll maybe open it up so someone outside the
room can call in and do this in a few minutes.
(04:26):
We'll do it in a few minutes, I promise. Are
we gonna do this five this five seconds thing again?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh? I think we should.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
If we could get it contestant right now, okay, then
we can do it right in this break.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, well, no, we're not gonna have time. Then that
makes no sense. Okay, well, I mean yeah, okay, I'm
glad we could just work all this out before we
came on the air.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Anyway, I could give you a couple in the room
if you want them.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yes, I'm gonna play again.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Okay, okay, okay, let's give this one to Scotty b
Oh he's okay, are you there?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, unless someone's already on the phone, just let me
know if you find someone here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, Scotty, be in five seconds. I need you to
name three things you do under a blanket.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Oh my god, that thing, fart and uh sleep.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay, okay, that's good, but wait, wait, wait, hold on
that thing.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
The thing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, the judges.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
I'm showing you what I do under the blanket.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
All right, I guess that works.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Okay, all right, that's that was good.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
All judges, we're in. Yeah, I've got Carmen online too.
Let's let's get someone outside the circle. Get a good
one for Carmen. Hi, Carmen, Good morning all, good morning.
H five. The official title is five second second second rule.
I love this game.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yes, yeah, me too.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
There are no right or wrong enters unless we the
judge is fine, they're wrong. So here we go. All right, Carmen,
are you ready?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, Carmen, in five seconds, name three things women lie about.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Money, bill and sex?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
But I guess I would need clarification, like, what do
you mean? People? They lie about sex and lie about money.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
So money is like saving on the side and not
tell him, put it on the side.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay, Bill, you charge it on his card but not
tell him and he won't.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay, Okay, you lie that it was good, but really
wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I would have said for sex, women lie how many
partners they've had?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Number?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right, Carmen's good. Carmen's good. You want to roll another one?
Another one, roll another one?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
This is going to take some creativity on your part, Carmen.
In five seconds, give me three different distinct fart noises.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my god, poop. I am totally lost that one. Okay,
what were her three answers? Officially? Pop?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I heard poop? And then were we right? Was that
what you did? Carmen?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I had to do it fast.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I couldn't think of anything at the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, okay, I know we had some good ones in
the room.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, oh god, okay, thank you, Carrie.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
What all right? All right, Carmen, this is so stupid. Okay,
in five seconds, name three places a bad smell may
come from.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Uh so close? I was gonna say, a butt, a
scary scaries breath. What are you it for, Carmon. Don't
(08:22):
you have something for Carmen? Yeah, we do.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
We've got some money thanks to Mama man Seni Danielle
talk about them.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Meatballs?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So the other day before we left for England, I
threw together, you know, some pasta, but it was missing
something and my husband always likes to have some meat
with it. So I looked in the freezer and I
found my Mama Mancini meatballs and I used the sauce
and the meatballs and they were delicious and he loved it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
So it's very happy. They kind of rescued me the
other day.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
You know, meatballs take a long time to make, but
if they're already in the freezer for you, you're like, boom,
you're in. Yeah, thank you, Mama Mancini, thank you. We
love our meatballs. And thanks to them, you're getting five
hundred dollars here. It is five hun dollars cash for you, Carmen.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Oh, thank you so much. Everyone.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're so welcome, and spend it wisely. Hold on one second,
and thanks for playing with us. Do you have more
cards for your five seconds game?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh heck yeah, absolutely, Well.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Okay, describe the game again, because this is my new
favorite game. I'm going to buy this, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's called five second rule, and it gives you a
prompt on the card, and then you have five seconds
to answer that prompt with three things. So an example
would be name three celebrities who are probably jerks in
real life, boom, and then you have five seconds to
nail those.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But okay, does anyone want to catch that?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Anybody?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, all right, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
There are answers. So it's kind of up to us
as the judges to decide if we accept these things
that people are saying.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Okay, so five seconds with the clock asked me that,
ask me that card?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Ready? Yeah, nope, not yet. In five seconds, Elvis, please
name three celebrities you think are jerks in real life?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Okay? Bobby Flay, that's all I can think.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Of, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Someone's gonna tell him that and I'll get a text later.
This is this is what I have to do to
get him to like like respond to me. I text
Bobby Flay all the time. He never text back, but
now he will. Well, Bobby, anyway, someone else, do another
one for someone else.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
How about you, Nate? Are you ready? In five seconds?
Name three itchy things?
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh my god, my nether regions, my head and the
bottom of me.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
About your beard, beard, you're nether regions, especially if you ay,
I'm not gonna get I get moving, I'm moving on.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Okay, how about scary? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
All right? Name three the old breakers for a significant other, go.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Snoring, they smell bad, and uh.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
They don't and don't forget that one for you.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Don't they don't bathe. Well, they could be smell bad. Sorry, judges,
do we not let them use that one?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Needy snoring? Needy? Oh that's terrible, that's an awful one.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Give Danielle one.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
All right, Danielle, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Name three weird things that make you horny?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh gee, Queen Eminem's Oh, beer on your breath and snuggling.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're snuggling.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Weird. That's not weird.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's not weird.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Sorry, that's not weird. Sorry, but the beer.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I was getting my haircut the other day and you know,
they had a video playing. They were playing the David
Beckham documentary.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Jesus, Yeah, that man has aged well, hasn't he?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I tell you? Put you said? I thought you would, say,
David Beckham, you're right, go ahead, Gandhi, Sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
All right, no, no, I have I have another one.
Let's do Scotty on this one.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Okay, Scotty in five seconds, give me three things that
you suck.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
Okay, lollipops, bananas and the other thing down there.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I knew you did that in general, me in general.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You were putting it. Nate, by the way, that was
kind of weird. Yeah, give for the banana and that
other thing. Give one to Froggy.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Okay, Froggy, are you ready? Name three reasons why your
bed might break?
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Thanks, I'm moving it, and.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Good job.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I think you did the best of what we should do.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
One for you for me here, Nate, take some of these.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
You can't get away with justpermenting, using us, I know,
just torture you. All right, give me this second? Okay, perfect,
here we go. All right?
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Ready, yes, name three people who were probably strippers in
their past?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh you Scott me and.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Damn you weren't really a stripper?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I was.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
I was Michael J. Cox I know, but you but
you didn't like take it all off and you take
it all off?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
You didn't take it all Now come on, did you
take off that?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I got down to my my my g string. So
that's plenty.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
So like, did you thu?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah? Did you have those rip away pants?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Of course I'm gonna wear those on the plane today.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Can I ask a question follow up about the stripper?
Do they give you some tips like, oh, the ladies
really love when you do this, like the helicopter or
whatever it is.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
I don't remember any guys doing the helicopter. No, I
mean it's it's I will say this, this is what
I will say. And I've been to strip clubs where
there's naked women and strip clubs where there's naked guys.
Women are a thousand times worse at these things than
men are. They will Oh my god, grabby beyond belief.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I had my worst experience at a strip call.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I hated it. Hated it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, what happened us?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
No, it was for somebody's like bachelorette party, and they
insisted we all go whatever. This guy, this stripper, lifted
me up and pulled my legs around his neck. Yeah,
and then proceeded to write. And I'm screaming put me down,
yew because it's disgusting. Like I was like, I don't
want your put me down.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
They assumed that. They assumed everyone.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Wants that, but not everyone.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I had a friend end up with Bruce Knees because
the stripper kept like opening up her legs and then
slamming them back together.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh god, Oh my gosh, that is not good.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Okay, what's the name of this game? I want everyone
to order this. I'm gonna can I get it? Is
it on sale for Cyber Monday.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I don't know if it's on sale, but it's definitely available.
It's called Five Second Rule. There is an uncensored adult version,
and then there's just, you know, the regular version. You
could play with your family.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Five Second Rule. Yes done. I'm gonna see if I
can get it on sale. I love that