Daily Highlight: How Many Pairs of Underwear Do You Bring for a Week?

Skeery only brings 5 pair of underwear for a 7 day trip!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Anyway, getting ready for vacation next week. We're so excited.
We're going to the outlets today. Yea. The more you buy,
the more you say. But we're all, you know, we're
away and we're flying overseas to Italy or whatever, and
we're going to try to not check any bags. Can
you just roll everything up? And I think I think

(00:26):
we can do it. We did it before we went
to Greece with only carry on.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
But a friend who's traveling with us, is she I
think she's packing at least eighty pounds worth of stuff
to take and what do you need all that for him? Yeah?
But you guys are excited about Are you excited about
getting all packed up for your trip? Gndhi?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes absolutely.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And I do not remember the last time I checked
a bag. I will die with a carry on.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
We're so great want to check a bag, And it's
always it only takes one person. If there's like six
of you traveling together and five of you do all
carry on in once is one back then you all
after right?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh my god? Anyway, Well, good luck. I'm gonna try
to do the rolling things up thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
That touck it in shoes, tuck it in everything.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yep, you can do it. And so what's the rule
of underwear?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I think at least two pairs a day?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I agree, I started.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Packing and I think the majority of my suitcases now underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Froggy, you have that look on your face. Why not
two paira day for you?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
As it seems like a lot. I mean you plan
it on something happening, I mean preparing.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
In case it does.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, And if you you're an adult, you're a you're
a forty some year old adult. You are capable of
using one pair of underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, not if you work out, not exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, you're gonna put that same underwear back on.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
That makes sense if you work out, if you go
you know, for guys, if you you don't have board shirts,
to have it underwear, And then I could see where
maybe you're use an ex prep. But I mean, I
just think having two pair of day for maybe And
as Nate calls it an accident, I don't think that
at this stage life you should be having accident.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Can be back up for a can be back up
for a second. You're over forty, no or thirty. I'm sorry,
I thought I thought that what we can leave there.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I know you have accidents when you're young and when
you're older, but in this middle stage of life, you
should be able to determine it. Today there are going
to be no bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
If she eats something that doesn't agree with our stomach,
then she runs in an accident.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
If she's an adult, she'll make it to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
But if you go to the beach and it's hot,
and I don't you just want to like frustrate for
the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, that again, you should be walking around a lot
and she'll be sweat It's sorry, Froggy basically has you
like one foot in the grave. I mean, you're at
this you're at this age where you're start having accidents.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
My exact point is that you come into this world,
you have accidents and you need an extra pair, and
when you leave, you have accidents. But in this middle
stage you should be able to determine that today is
not going to be a day that I have an accident.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know, God, you've lost control of You're a sphincter.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
You have no idea what could happen? I'm just saying
you should be prepared with the underwear always.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, I will I do times point five. I'll I'll
take a pair and a half per day. Does that
make sense? Ok? That makes sense? It fits funny, but yeah,
scary what I.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Take just about less or at the amount of days
I'm going to be gone, because well, here's why, I'll
tell you why. Because there are days at a time
where you're in that bathing suit with the mesh, and
there are you're not wearing underwear. So I always find
the day though. If I'm going away for seven days
and I take seven pair of underwear, I usually go
through around five.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I what do you do at night?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
When you go out at night? You gotta put you
gotta take that mesh off.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Sometimes you don't. You don't even use it. I don't know.
For whatever reason, the calculation is off. And then there's
a pair that you're wearing to the airport and whatever, so.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It has to be immediately taken off after you get
off an airplane.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
YEA god, I never go over the amount of days
that i'm you you know, I always bring for just
the amount of time that I'm away.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, all right, you do you It's all good, It's
all good.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
You're crazy, man, I always have back.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
No way. If you explosive diarrhea, no problem. I got
one pair of underwear to take care of that. Yeah, Nate,
I think if you take that many pairs, you may
be setting yourself up for failure. Hear me out. What
so if you feel like, Okay, I'm gonna gamble on
this fart, oh I can't move on. Yeah, you're like,

(04:32):
you're gonna gamble more knowing that you got more let table,
you have more chips, you got more table, therefore you
can exactly. That's the I feel like, if you know
you've got a lot of insurance, you're gonna gamble. I
gotta disagree. It's not the worst logic. It isn't logic.
There's no logic in what he just said. No, you're weird.

(04:53):
You all got extra pair. Un we're I'll think I'll
let one blow. You got pair back in the room,
you might gamble more.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think it's the opposite too. I think because you know,
when you bring your umbrella, it doesn't rain, So if
you bring your extra pair, you're not going to poop
your pants.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's how I look Yeah, this is the most ludicrous
conversation of all time.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
I'm still really, really fixated on Scary bringing fewer pair.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Someone just said it take saying Scary brings five pair
undred for seven days and then the vomit emoji.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Do you know I use five out of the seven.
I'll always bring this.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
What do you do the other two days? When you
go out at night? Are you not wearing underwear?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
For whatever reason?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
If I wear a pair for three hours, that one's
coming back on.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
What you're doing, What you're doing, it does not matter,
It does not matter. It has been up there for
three hours. It does not need to go back on
your body, put a new pair.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think we all underwear, We all exactly, We all
agree to disagree. We must move on.