Daily Highlight: Scotty's Becoming a Farmer and Skeery Almost Did Something Bad

Skeery went on a boys trip this weekend in upstate New York, and almost did something bad... plus, Scotty is becoming a farmer?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Scary had a.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Nice boys weekend. He went up upstate, well, not upstate,
the upstate New York's is. There's a debate there. Some
people say Upstate New York is like the Finger Lakes,
way way up there. Some people say Upstate New York
is you know, the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
In proximity to where we are now in Midtown Manhattan.
I went upstate to Cornwall on Hudson and then up
to Beacon.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
And Beacon is supposed to be cool.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
All Beacon's great, full of bars and restaurants, really cool stores,
and you can go antiquing up there. But I was enjoyed,
so did you.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You and your boys did a lot of antiquing. No antiquing.
We enjoyed the fall foliage.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
And we went to this place, Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick,
New York, in the daytime. We had the best time,
you know, just just hanging out, drinking flights of beer
and chilling. But I gotta tell you, oh my god,
I almost ran over a turkey yesterday morning. I was
coming home and I was trying to right past the
Bear Mountain Bridge. I tried to get onto the on
ramp of the Palace Sades Parkway.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
There's turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Was a line of turkeys crossing the road and I
slammed on my brakes. Thank god there was no cars
behind me. But how do you guys drive it?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But you know what, you wouldn't have had to order that,
williams Sonoma turkey. God done yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know, got your life, lump, I know, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
There's something about roadkill speaking up so you know, Gandhi
is in Detroit and she says there's a thing going
on in the Midwest that we need to be aware
of here elsewhere.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
So I didn't realize it was Midwest until a few
weeks ago when I was telling one of my friends
about it. She was astounded. And then I saw it
twice today. So there's a phenomenon in the Midwest where
if there is an animal that has perished and it's
now roadkill on the side of the road, oftentimes people
will pull over and tie it. Get well soon, balloon

(01:53):
to one of their legs.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
There's a roadkill with balloons to them?

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, well soon, yes, go well soon there I can't
tell you no, I love animals. I never want to
see an animal that has, you know, been hit by
a car on the side of the road. But if
I have to, the balloons are it okay?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
But I have a question.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So what do you do?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You pass by the animal, you see it, and then
you go to the store and get a balloon and
bring it back.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You run a party, city run. Well, then we got
to find new ballooneries. It's the funny.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
As I almost turned around to come take pictures of
it for you guys, but I was kind of in
a hurra so I couldn't. But it was twice on
the same road on fifteen out here. Too dead deer
to get well soon balloons.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I think that's hilarious. Scary.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Being a city guy, I cannot understand the thought of
wildlife on the roads.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Have you driven across Teton Island. They've got turkeys everywhere there.
People hit them every day, that I know.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
But I'm not used to seeing deer like I did
yesterday on my way here.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Three deer are everywhere, three dead deer And.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
There was this one dude loading one on his flatbed
truck as I passed by. I'm like, what's he gonna
do with that? Is he gonna go home and cook it?
I really allow a roadside venison? Is it even edible?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Can you even it's already.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
If it's if it's a fresh kill, yeah, a lot
of people do that. That's not unusual.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So they still up bringing home and put it in here.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do you know how much meat is in a big
deer a ton? And if it's if it's still fresh,
then you know, they could feed a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I know, I guess I've had venison before and it's
very good. But I can't imagine scraping some off the
side of the road and just saying, let's go cook this,
let's wash it.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Hard of me, but.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Look, I'm not saying I do it. I mean, look
where I live, there's there's roadkill everywhere. And it's say,
because you know that you have a little baby deer
and you have you know, and you know the vultures
that are like just all over them, just picking them apart,
and there's introls just you know, strewn across the street.
And it's nasty. But that's the way it is. Yeah,
seeing that, don't you make When Scary first came out

(04:01):
to my farm, Danielle, and he put the he put
the the uh the what's the thing on the steering wheel.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, the lock put the club club, he put the
he put the club on his on his steering wheel
in my driveway.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I said, scary, there is no theft out here.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you hear?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
What? You know? The alarm? R? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
And it took like five minutes to drive into your driveway.
So because it's not like right off the road, you
have to actually pull into it. So I'm like, who's
coming up here to take your car?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
And then there was a little bunny rabbit popping across
the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
He's like, oh my god, someone washed their pet rabbit.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I really done.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Some of the pets got out.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I've only seen them in cages in Brooklyn.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
There's a million of the matter. Well, isn't it funny?
How you know?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Scary being city brook Brooklyn city boy. Just this wildlife,
especially roadkill thing is all new to him. And then
our Scottie Bee is now becoming a gentleman farmer. Yes,
your ear from Long Island. I mean, even if there's
farms out there, but you never stepped foot on one.
And now you're becoming You're going to like the tractor
supply story. Yes, are you wearing boots?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I bought.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
I bought some cat some caterpillar boots there over the weekend.
And then I learned what a flake of hay was.
And I had to feed Bob the horse a flake
of hay.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It was when Gwen Stefani he got together with Blake
Shelton for the first time. This is the same relationship. Oh,
she had to learn about all the farm stuff, just
like Scottie.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well, a flake of hay is just a piece of
the bail. It's a small it's cut up into like
tents or something like that, so it's just one piece
of the whole bale of hay, and that's what that's
what they eat.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It was, Yeah, we're all becoming farmers except for scary.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
You know what else I learned when there are dead
deer on the side of the road that all the
animals that eat the dead deer they go in butt
first because it's much easier and softer to get in
through there than going through the face.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Thanks for sounds like college.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't have time for that face. I'm soused.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah, that's why there's always a big old hole in
the butt because they go in there that way because
they love to eat, like the intestines and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
This is the grossest conversation.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
But it's this is our version of the circle of life.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
On that same note as scary, when Diamond and I
did the off the grid trips, she didn't know that
jack rabbits were a real thing, so the first time
she saw one, she yelled and said, what the boot
is that? That's actually a jack rabbit, she said, she
thought it was a fictional character.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Wow, and look at that. So we're all becoming farmers
and you go up the butt first they do.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's gross, easier than the mouth. All right, I'm glad
we can have this conversation.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
But so someone texted in saying they always keep Get
Well Soon balloons in their car just in case they
run across the roadkill.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, I wondered if there were people that did this.
I'm I'm telling you it is. When I was explaining
it to my friend, who is also from the New
York area, she was like, nobody does that. That has to
be jokers, And no, I have seen it myself, and
then today I thought twice hilarious. Maybe all the Midwest
are funny people.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Maybe we should start this around here. I mean, it's
kind of a nice tradition. I don't know, well, you know, sweet, I.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Know, but you know, roadkill in New York City. I'm
trying to think what that would be.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I would be people, and I'd be afraid it's not
really dead yet.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I'd got to attach to balloid. It would attack us.