September 25, 2023 • 6 mins
Elvis was talking to his friend who came from the bathroom and told everyone he LOVES to sit when he goes.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wanted everybody today, Today's Monday morning. It's one there ready, damn.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hanging in hanging by a thread.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Are you enjoying your coffee this morning?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, we were hanging out with our friend last night.
He came over, we had a couple of drinks whatever,
and the conversation came up after he came back from
the bathroom the first time about guys sitting down to
Pete right, And we've had this conversation on our show
before many times. Because I will tell you my rule
of thom is, if I get up in the middle
of the night and it's dark, I stumble to the bathroom,
(00:52):
I sit down and go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is that I want to turn all the light.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I want to know that everything's going where it's supposed
to go, no splattering, you know what I'm saying. Then
I think Alex Asker from Peter, like, what if you're
like in a public bathroom? He's like still even then
he always goes into a stall and sits down in peace. Nah,
why he's My question was, why is it not okay
(01:18):
for a guy to sit down to pee. Like if
you go to the Yankees game whatever, see all the
guys are like shaking the head.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, no, bruh, not do that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You're sitting on a pillow of hundreds of other people's
you're in splash.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah yeah, but can't you do what we do?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
And just like hover? Can you not hover? Do you
not have strong enough?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If you're gonna hover, you might as well just stand,
you know, away you wrapped the ball, wrap the ball.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
A lot of people wrap the.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ball to a seat unnecessarily in any way. That's why
I just want to just aim at something and go.
It's just a cleanliness thing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, Nate, what can you turn?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Don please? Do you build the nest?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I always build the nest or put the ass gasket
on because the ass what ass casket?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I've never heard that before. That's funny. It's a gas casket.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
But I put that on there because I don't like
to have my buttocks touch the But.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do you do that when you pee? Is the question?
That's what today.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I have started to sit down while I pee because
for me, which I have some sort of an obstruction
down there, it takes longer for me to pee, so
I might as well do it in comfort, as opposed
to standing there?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Should you maybe get that checked out? I am opposed to.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I gotta have that thing inserted, and I don't want
to have it done.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What thing inserted?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I gotta have that sistoscopy where they put the camera.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Why are you waiting?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You were supposed to have done that already.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
You know, the thought of that going up my d hole.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I don't really want to, but.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
The thought of whatever is up there that shouldn't be
up there already?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You know, we got to get that checked Okay, So
back to the peeing spausetting down for guys. We kind
of we kind of drove off. Let's get back on this.
This is a very important topic. This is her shattery stuff.
Why do you even care? Why do people have such
loud opinions about guys who want to sit down when
they pee? I mean, other than the fact that you
(03:08):
want to be clean, you don't want to sit down
at the Yankees game?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I get that right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Frog?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It also depends on how high the tide is, Like
if the tide is super high in the bowl, well
then you're going to have some you know, you're going
to drop your vessel in the water, and you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Want to hear that. You don't want to get your
chandelier all wet splashed. Ryme with you.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So it depends on the tide as well, that low tide.
Let's all go but high. Yeah, we're going to have
to stand up.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, Just sometimes.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
You might not know until it's too late, right, you
might misjudge.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I just think it's really great that this was a
debate for like thirty minutes in my house. Dude, what
do you mean you you go to you sit down
at pee at in a public restroom? Nah, I'm like, really,
let it go, do what you want to do. Life
is too short, really scary to.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Stick to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Though that's discussed.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm forced.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let's say all the urinals are used.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I will go in to the stall, but I will
make it my point a bit my business to show
everybody that I'm actually going into I'm actually peeing and
not sitting because.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No one cares. This is once again you think people care.
No one. That's scary.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I hate to give you this reality. No one gives
a rat, ask what you're doing, No one cares, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So you know I'm in this stall. Do you really
I mean, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Scary when you go to the bathroom and you see
someone sitting in the stall, do you go, I wonder
what they're doing over there? I mean, you really care
what someone's doing.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
If a guy closes the stall door, I'm assuming they're
doing number two.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But I go, I forced care.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Their silts around their ankles, that's a pretty good cueue
and their feet are.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
A pretty cue frog. If you're peeing while sitting down,
your your pants a gonna be around your ankles into
But my question is, why do you even care what
they're doing in there?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't understand that concept care. Maybe I should go
examine my own self.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I should. Well, no, I was saying, I like this text.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
If a guy sits while peeing, she says, her husband
calls it pe laxing.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
You give you a little reading, it's great there so said, Well,
some people think a guy sitting down to piso masculating.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What are you kidding me? What has nothing to do
with you? How masculine you are? My peeing while sitting
I don't understand wh who we get so bent out
of shape over something that's so acidine.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Are you a pea sitter? You're not a man. It's
gonna take away you're a man card just sitting while
a peeing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Anyway, I just thought that was great and look at
it still today it continues as a debate.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't understand. I don't care if I want to
sit and pee. Who cares?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who carester, I'm gonna be laxing.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh it's eventually says sitting is probably the most efficient.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Way of peeing. Does it evacuate your bladder a little better?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, apparently when you stand, the muscles in your pelvis
and spine are activated, but they're completely relaxed when you sit.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Making your.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
There you go, guys, take.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
A seat, Yeah, have a seat, Take a seat. I
love it a sitting ovation. If you know what I'm saying,
I don't know. If I don't know if that means
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Also, we have a printer outside our studio door,
and somehow someone in the company gets our printer address
and print stuff on our printer, Like, what is it
(06:23):
you just found on our printer?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Danielle an application for one day marriage efficient license. So
does that mean that you have one day that you
can marry somebody. But like you only get your license.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
For one days or it only takes a day to
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know, but someone has our printer address and
they want to marry someone.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Do we know who that could be?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
No, we're all trying to figure it out. Who's doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hey, come forward if you're listening to the show. We
got your We got your application to marry someone.
Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Wanted everybody today, Today's Monday morning. It's one there ready, damn.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hanging in hanging by a thread.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Are you enjoying your coffee this morning?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, we were hanging out with our friend last night.
He came over, we had a couple of drinks whatever,
and the conversation came up after he came back from
the bathroom the first time about guys sitting down to
Pete right, And we've had this conversation on our show
before many times. Because I will tell you my rule
of thom is, if I get up in the middle
of the night and it's dark, I stumble to the bathroom,
(00:52):
I sit down and go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is that I want to turn all the light.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I want to know that everything's going where it's supposed
to go, no splattering, you know what I'm saying. Then
I think Alex Asker from Peter, like, what if you're
like in a public bathroom? He's like still even then
he always goes into a stall and sits down in peace. Nah,
why he's My question was, why is it not okay
(01:18):
for a guy to sit down to pee. Like if
you go to the Yankees game whatever, see all the
guys are like shaking the head.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, no, bruh, not do that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You're sitting on a pillow of hundreds of other people's
you're in splash.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah yeah, but can't you do what we do?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
And just like hover? Can you not hover? Do you
not have strong enough?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If you're gonna hover, you might as well just stand,
you know, away you wrapped the ball, wrap the ball.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
A lot of people wrap the.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ball to a seat unnecessarily in any way. That's why
I just want to just aim at something and go.
It's just a cleanliness thing.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, Nate, what can you turn?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Nate?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Don please? Do you build the nest?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I always build the nest or put the ass gasket
on because the ass what ass casket?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I've never heard that before. That's funny. It's a gas casket.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
But I put that on there because I don't like
to have my buttocks touch the But.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Do you do that when you pee? Is the question?
That's what today.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I have started to sit down while I pee because
for me, which I have some sort of an obstruction
down there, it takes longer for me to pee, so
I might as well do it in comfort, as opposed
to standing there?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Should you maybe get that checked out? I am opposed to.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I gotta have that thing inserted, and I don't want
to have it done.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What thing inserted?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I gotta have that sistoscopy where they put the camera.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Why are you waiting?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You were supposed to have done that already.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
You know, the thought of that going up my d hole.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I don't really want to, but.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
The thought of whatever is up there that shouldn't be
up there already?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
You know, we got to get that checked Okay, So
back to the peeing spausetting down for guys. We kind
of we kind of drove off. Let's get back on this.
This is a very important topic. This is her shattery stuff.
Why do you even care? Why do people have such
loud opinions about guys who want to sit down when
they pee? I mean, other than the fact that you
(03:08):
want to be clean, you don't want to sit down
at the Yankees game?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I get that right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Frog?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It also depends on how high the tide is, Like
if the tide is super high in the bowl, well
then you're going to have some you know, you're going
to drop your vessel in the water, and you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Want to hear that. You don't want to get your
chandelier all wet splashed. Ryme with you.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So it depends on the tide as well, that low tide.
Let's all go but high. Yeah, we're going to have
to stand up.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, Just sometimes.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
You might not know until it's too late, right, you
might misjudge.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I just think it's really great that this was a
debate for like thirty minutes in my house. Dude, what
do you mean you you go to you sit down
at pee at in a public restroom? Nah, I'm like, really,
let it go, do what you want to do. Life
is too short, really scary to.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Stick to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Though that's discussed.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm forced.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let's say all the urinals are used.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I will go in to the stall, but I will
make it my point a bit my business to show
everybody that I'm actually going into I'm actually peeing and
not sitting because.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
No one cares. This is once again you think people care.
No one. That's scary.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I hate to give you this reality. No one gives
a rat, ask what you're doing, No one cares, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So you know I'm in this stall. Do you really
I mean, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Scary when you go to the bathroom and you see
someone sitting in the stall, do you go, I wonder
what they're doing over there? I mean, you really care
what someone's doing.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
If a guy closes the stall door, I'm assuming they're
doing number two.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But I go, I forced care.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Their silts around their ankles, that's a pretty good cueue
and their feet are.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
A pretty cue frog. If you're peeing while sitting down,
your your pants a gonna be around your ankles into
But my question is, why do you even care what
they're doing in there?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't understand that concept care. Maybe I should go
examine my own self.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I should. Well, no, I was saying, I like this text.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
If a guy sits while peeing, she says, her husband
calls it pe laxing.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
You give you a little reading, it's great there so said, Well,
some people think a guy sitting down to piso masculating.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What are you kidding me? What has nothing to do
with you? How masculine you are? My peeing while sitting
I don't understand wh who we get so bent out
of shape over something that's so acidine.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Are you a pea sitter? You're not a man. It's
gonna take away you're a man card just sitting while
a peeing.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Anyway, I just thought that was great and look at
it still today it continues as a debate.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't understand. I don't care if I want to
sit and pee. Who cares?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who carester, I'm gonna be laxing.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh it's eventually says sitting is probably the most efficient.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Way of peeing. Does it evacuate your bladder a little better?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Well, apparently when you stand, the muscles in your pelvis
and spine are activated, but they're completely relaxed when you sit.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Making your.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
There you go, guys, take.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
A seat, Yeah, have a seat, Take a seat. I
love it a sitting ovation. If you know what I'm saying,
I don't know. If I don't know if that means
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Also, we have a printer outside our studio door,
and somehow someone in the company gets our printer address
and print stuff on our printer, Like, what is it
(06:23):
you just found on our printer?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Danielle an application for one day marriage efficient license. So
does that mean that you have one day that you
can marry somebody. But like you only get your license.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
For one days or it only takes a day to
get it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't know, but someone has our printer address and
they want to marry someone.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Do we know who that could be?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
No, we're all trying to figure it out. Who's doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hey, come forward if you're listening to the show. We
got your We got your application to marry someone.
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