November 7, 2024 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, I'm surprised our microphones are on because well, Nate
is running the board that Scary usually runs, but Scary's
out peeing out his butt. Let's go talk to Scary.
Good morning, Scary. How's your fluff going?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
G M I, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I don't understand what's going on in preparation for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't know what you have to go through.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's what you gotta do. I mean, they got to
clean you out so they can get in there and
make sure you're healthy. That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I would say that the tank is empty. I think
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to do this twenty
four hours of hell.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just when you think it's empty, it's not. I
don't know, you're scary, I've done I've done five of
those and so and you never get used to it.
It's never pleasant. But you're gonna go in there. You're
gonna put you out for a couple of minutes, and
they're going to check in there and make sure you're
all clean and good. And it's a good report card
(01:04):
to get an A plus on and you're you're gonna
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know it's important. My dad has been telling me
you gotta go, you gotta go for for a couple
of years now. They say it's not just for fifty
year olds. They say that you should be that that
people started that forty now and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Even got four I did. I started at forty as well. Hey,
by the way, why did you put yesterday's phone tap in?
We ran it twice?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, yes, no, no, I had today's phone tap in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh, well, we just know the phone tap that we
had with the same one that ran yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That played was yesterday's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No way, Yes, it was your phone tap. So happened
to be your phone tap?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
No? No, I loaded, No, no, I loaded. I loaded
the computer ahead of time. For me, that's a mistake.
That that's got to be an error. It should have been.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is an error. You put the long phone tap in.
That's the error error.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I really, I really do that. Could I really make
a mistake?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, Nate, why don't you tell them what your theory is?
I think scary.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I think you did that on purpose to prove your
worth and value.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
In this place.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh, you think I'm creating You think I'm creating an
obstacle course for you?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Is that it? Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yes, So you're going to step on land mines throughout
the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I got the problem? The issue is, is it it
really made you look somewhat incompetent.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yah, I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm dumbfounded right now.
I try to make create a fool proof situation so
Nate doesn't screw up and everything is in order.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I know, it's okay, it's okay. We're going to play
a different phone tap coming up. So when do you
go in for your procedure?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
They have me at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, I gotta be I gotta be there ten.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But you make sure you have a towel on the
in the seat of the car. That's never happened to me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Everyone's saying that that it's one of those things where
the procedure is the easy part and everything. I just
the last day is the worst of it all.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right, the prep is the worst. The procedure.
You just just submit, let them do what they do.
They'll they'll put you out for a second and you
come right back you're like, whoa. And the first thing, yeah,
I say, the first thing you will ask will be
did it happen already? There's like brown spots and all
the chairs as you.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Know, come on, no, I will.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I like the modern technology.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
They say that this is a this is a new
way of prepping. They say it's fairly new where you
just take twenty four pills over the course of twelve
hours and you just drink with water.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
And it's because none of that no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mi relax, you know, none of the gatorade, all that
other stuff each other ways because.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I used to do the ways. I like the way exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
What is great?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I know that it comes right out, it comes roaring out.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
But yeah, the results of what's up? Nate?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, I have a question. So you guys have had
this done before. As soon as you leave the hospital,
can you go right to an old country buffet or ponderosa?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They tell you that in really yeah, because it won't
ease out right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah? For the first scheduling, my first meal for like
right after.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't eat, don't eat heavy?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Your first were you gonna eat that way? We're kind
of curious, what was your first meal going to be.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, Well, Jeff sk Bryant was going to pick me
up because you need to ride.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I can't rise. And we're gonna go over the river
Palm and have some steaks and nuns.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Not a good idea that I want to see what happens.
You might be exhausted and want to go back home,
go to bed. You may not want to go to
the river Palm and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Have Scary's gonna want to go to the river Palm.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I know him.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
He's going to do it. Scary, Go do it. Don't
have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm I'm so every time I.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Scary, Scary, Scary, get a hold of yourself. You just
go have the biggest buffet you've ever thought of having.
You do it. Let me get back to us on that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Please, No, I.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Big I went out to rethink this. Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And I'm sorry that I screwed up the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh no, it was screwed up along with when that happened.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
They couldn't figure out how to turn the headphones on
this one's microphone microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He played the wrong versions of songs. I mean, there's
just it's been just a crap show.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
So having done this, and you know, we blame Scary
a lot for a lot of things. There's like forty
seven versions of Here comes the Sun. How do you
know which one is which serious?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He always plays the right one, Scary always plays the
right one. He also said that is really inconvenient. Yeah,
it's very.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It isn't inconvenience set up.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
But anyway, whatever, I was unhappy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Everything sounds good here. So I'm good and the sun
is out and I'm going to take a shower now
and I'm gonna be on my way.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Go wash your butt and we'll talk. Ye have a
good procedure, and we'll see you on the this side.
We'll see at the river. Palm baby, goodbye. That's so funny. Yeah, Danielle,
I'm just kidding. He doesn't have to wear a towel.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I thought maybe you did have an experience.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know. Everybody's experience is different.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So I think it's that goes in there.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know before they do. It's amos. It's just
a little it's a stick with a camera on, is
a little bit of stretching, you know what I mean. Yeah,
they have to put a tube in there, as I
understand it, and they they they put air in there
so it opens everything up so they can see better
(06:48):
when I went U camera for some people than others, when.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I endoscopy and a colon, and my thing to the
doctor was the only thing I asked is that you
use two different instruments, please, thank you. Or you start
up top not down below.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Just
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, I'm surprised our microphones are on because well, Nate
is running the board that Scary usually runs, but Scary's
out peeing out his butt. Let's go talk to Scary.
Good morning, Scary. How's your fluff going?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
G M I, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
I don't understand what's going on in preparation for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't know what you have to go through.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's what you gotta do. I mean, they got to
clean you out so they can get in there and
make sure you're healthy. That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
I would say that the tank is empty. I think
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to do this twenty
four hours of hell.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just when you think it's empty, it's not. I
don't know, you're scary, I've done I've done five of
those and so and you never get used to it.
It's never pleasant. But you're gonna go in there. You're
gonna put you out for a couple of minutes, and
they're going to check in there and make sure you're
all clean and good. And it's a good report card
(01:04):
to get an A plus on and you're you're gonna
do it.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know it's important. My dad has been telling me
you gotta go, you gotta go for for a couple
of years now. They say it's not just for fifty
year olds. They say that you should be that that
people started that forty now and.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Even got four I did. I started at forty as well. Hey,
by the way, why did you put yesterday's phone tap in?
We ran it twice?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, yes, no, no, I had today's phone tap in.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Uh, well, we just know the phone tap that we
had with the same one that ran yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
That played was yesterday's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
No way, Yes, it was your phone tap. So happened
to be your phone tap?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
No? No, I loaded, No, no, I loaded. I loaded
the computer ahead of time. For me, that's a mistake.
That that's got to be an error. It should have been.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is an error. You put the long phone tap in.
That's the error error.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I really, I really do that. Could I really make
a mistake?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, Nate, why don't you tell them what your theory is?
I think scary.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I think you did that on purpose to prove your
worth and value.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
In this place.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh, you think I'm creating You think I'm creating an
obstacle course for you?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Is that it? Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yes, So you're going to step on land mines throughout
the morning.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I got the problem? The issue is, is it it
really made you look somewhat incompetent.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yah, I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm dumbfounded right now.
I try to make create a fool proof situation so
Nate doesn't screw up and everything is in order.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I know, it's okay, it's okay. We're going to play
a different phone tap coming up. So when do you
go in for your procedure?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
They have me at ten o'clock.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, I gotta be I gotta be there ten.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But you make sure you have a towel on the
in the seat of the car. That's never happened to me.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Everyone's saying that that it's one of those things where
the procedure is the easy part and everything. I just
the last day is the worst of it all.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right, the prep is the worst. The procedure.
You just just submit, let them do what they do.
They'll they'll put you out for a second and you
come right back you're like, whoa. And the first thing, yeah,
I say, the first thing you will ask will be
did it happen already? There's like brown spots and all
the chairs as you.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Know, come on, no, I will.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I like the modern technology.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
They say that this is a this is a new
way of prepping. They say it's fairly new where you
just take twenty four pills over the course of twelve
hours and you just drink with water.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
And it's because none of that no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mi relax, you know, none of the gatorade, all that
other stuff each other ways because.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I used to do the ways. I like the way exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
What is great?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I know that it comes right out, it comes roaring out.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
But yeah, the results of what's up? Nate?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, I have a question. So you guys have had
this done before. As soon as you leave the hospital,
can you go right to an old country buffet or ponderosa?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They tell you that in really yeah, because it won't
ease out right?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh really?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah? For the first scheduling, my first meal for like
right after.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't eat, don't eat heavy?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Your first were you gonna eat that way? We're kind
of curious, what was your first meal going to be.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, Well, Jeff sk Bryant was going to pick me
up because you need to ride.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That's the other thing.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I can't rise. And we're gonna go over the river
Palm and have some steaks and nuns.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Not a good idea that I want to see what happens.
You might be exhausted and want to go back home,
go to bed. You may not want to go to
the river Palm and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Have Scary's gonna want to go to the river Palm.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I know him.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
He's going to do it. Scary, Go do it. Don't
have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm I'm so every time I.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Scary, Scary, Scary, get a hold of yourself. You just
go have the biggest buffet you've ever thought of having.
You do it. Let me get back to us on that.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Please, No, I.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Big I went out to rethink this. Thank you for that.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And I'm sorry that I screwed up the show.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh no, it was screwed up along with when that happened.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
They couldn't figure out how to turn the headphones on
this one's microphone microphones.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
He played the wrong versions of songs. I mean, there's
just it's been just a crap show.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
So having done this, and you know, we blame Scary
a lot for a lot of things. There's like forty
seven versions of Here comes the Sun. How do you
know which one is which serious?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
He always plays the right one, Scary always plays the
right one. He also said that is really inconvenient. Yeah,
it's very.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
It isn't inconvenience set up.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
But anyway, whatever, I was unhappy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Everything.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Everything sounds good here. So I'm good and the sun
is out and I'm going to take a shower now
and I'm gonna be on my way.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Can't wait.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Go wash your butt and we'll talk. Ye have a
good procedure, and we'll see you on the this side.
We'll see at the river. Palm baby, goodbye. That's so funny. Yeah, Danielle,
I'm just kidding. He doesn't have to wear a towel.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I thought maybe you did have an experience.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't know. Everybody's experience is different.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So I think it's that goes in there.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I don't know before they do. It's amos. It's just
a little it's a stick with a camera on, is
a little bit of stretching, you know what I mean. Yeah,
they have to put a tube in there, as I
understand it, and they they they put air in there
so it opens everything up so they can see better
(06:48):
when I went U camera for some people than others, when.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I endoscopy and a colon, and my thing to the
doctor was the only thing I asked is that you
use two different instruments, please, thank you. Or you start
up top not down below.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
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