Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
And we got to roll into the Monday horoscopes producer
Sam Hi, what ye for dinner last night?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I went to deer Maud with a friend and I
had a tuna tartar dish.
Speaker 4 (00:08):
It was delish.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Okay, just checking.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Let's get into the horsecopes.
Speaker 5 (00:12):
Who are you doing with Let's just get it over
with for the week and do them with Nate today.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank God, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Step out of the room for a moment. Here we go.
If it's your birthday today, you share it with James McAboy,
Iggy Pop, and everybody's favorite Broadway Queen Patty LuPone. Hey, Capricorns,
keep your minds out of the gutter for this one.
You've been tightening your grip on the future. Loosen up
and see what comes. Your day is an eight Aquarius.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Stay prepared.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
The universe might be offering you a shot at something
you've been coveting.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Your day's nine Pisces, A little drama will surround you,
but you can turn it into comedy with your quick wit.
Your Day's and.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Nine aries, you are about to learn a lesson in patience.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
It'll be frustrating, but you'll come out wiser.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Your day's a six Taurus. You are proud of your past,
but make sure that doesn't deter you from working toward
your future. Your days is six.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hey, Gemini, Sometimes doing nothing is exactly what you need
to be doing.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Give yourself permission to loaf. Your days an eight Cancer.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's a great time to chase that crazy idea. What's
the worst that can happen? You're days in eight, Hey, Leo.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You are going to win today.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Even if it's a small battle, You've got the advantage.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Your day's a nine Virgo.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You can stand to manage your time a little better.
Make a to do list and cross out tasks one
by one. Your days a super.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Seven, Hey, be prepared to stand out and the best
way possible.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's your time to shine. Your day's a ten Scorpio.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
An old friend may try and reconnect. It's up to
you to figure out if their company will serve you
in the future. Your day of fantastic five.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And finally, Sagittarius, it's okay to laugh at someone else's mistake.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You'll help them see the humor in a hard situation.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Your day's of seven, and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
To want to