May 26, 2023 • 2 mins
Your daily horoscopes for May 26th, 2023!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning shows. Right,
the joke, yeah, I think you've heard it before, but
i'll paraphrase. Okay, so this this woman was drinking, got
a couple of tattoos on her thighs. You've heard this.
She got Elvis Presley's face tattooed on left and right thigh.
(00:24):
And after it was done, she ran outside, and this
drunk guy walking by, she said, Hey, can you name
the rock and roll superstar I've had tattooed on either thigh.
He looked at the left, look at the right. He says,
I don't know him. I don't know him, but the
one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson. I have
not heard that before. Anyway, I I don't know how
(00:47):
to tell jokes. Let's get into the horoscopes. Hey, producer, Sam,
who are you doing with I want to do it
with you this morning? Oh really? After that, it's such
a home run joke.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let's keep it going.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You know, the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson? Anyone? Yeah,
all right, if today's your birthday, you share it with
Scott Dissick, Stevie Nicks, Lauren Hill, Helena Bottom Carter, I'd
go to that party for sure. Interesting dinner. We'll start
out with Capricorn. Hey Capricorn, your serious planning mode will
be to the benefit of all of those around you,
(01:17):
so plan ahead. Your day's a ten Aquarius.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Be sure to show up for your responsibilities, as others
are relying on you to do a good job.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Your days an eight, Hey, Pisces. Take some responsibility for
a disagreement you may have had, quickly nipping it in
the butt. It'll help you out. Your day's a nine. Aries.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Try to be more private and isolated today because you
could be overexposed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Your day's a seven. He taur is clear any air
of confusion with a friend or family member. Your days
a six Gemini.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Your efforts to do more will be fulfilled. Be ready
to get to work.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Your days an eight, Hello Cancer. Take a long look
at your set of values and make sure to apply
it to your everyday life. Your day's a nine, Hey Leo.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
An emotional challenge could present a setback. Don't take things
too personally. Your days of seven.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hey, Rgo. Get on the same page your relationships, as
someone could start a necessary drama with you. Virgo. Oh God,
don't you want to hear that. Don't come at me today, Virgo.
Your days of six.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Libra, turn up your productivity to get through that long
to do list. Your day's a nine.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey, Scorpio, your creativity is brimming with potential, so use
it before you lose it. Your day's an eight.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And finally, Sagittarius, there could be some beauty in the
more somber moments of your day. You must take the
good with the bad. Your day's of five and those
are your Friday morning horse goes excellent.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Thank you producer Sam
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning shows. Right,
the joke, yeah, I think you've heard it before, but
i'll paraphrase. Okay, so this this woman was drinking, got
a couple of tattoos on her thighs. You've heard this.
She got Elvis Presley's face tattooed on left and right thigh.
(00:24):
And after it was done, she ran outside, and this
drunk guy walking by, she said, Hey, can you name
the rock and roll superstar I've had tattooed on either thigh.
He looked at the left, look at the right. He says,
I don't know him. I don't know him, but the
one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson. I have
not heard that before. Anyway, I I don't know how
(00:47):
to tell jokes. Let's get into the horoscopes. Hey, producer, Sam,
who are you doing with I want to do it
with you this morning? Oh really? After that, it's such
a home run joke.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Let's keep it going.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
You know, the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson? Anyone? Yeah,
all right, if today's your birthday, you share it with
Scott Dissick, Stevie Nicks, Lauren Hill, Helena Bottom Carter, I'd
go to that party for sure. Interesting dinner. We'll start
out with Capricorn. Hey Capricorn, your serious planning mode will
be to the benefit of all of those around you,
(01:17):
so plan ahead. Your day's a ten Aquarius.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Be sure to show up for your responsibilities, as others
are relying on you to do a good job.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Your days an eight, Hey, Pisces. Take some responsibility for
a disagreement you may have had, quickly nipping it in
the butt. It'll help you out. Your day's a nine. Aries.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Try to be more private and isolated today because you
could be overexposed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Your day's a seven. He taur is clear any air
of confusion with a friend or family member. Your days
a six Gemini.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Your efforts to do more will be fulfilled. Be ready
to get to work.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Your days an eight, Hello Cancer. Take a long look
at your set of values and make sure to apply
it to your everyday life. Your day's a nine, Hey Leo.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
An emotional challenge could present a setback. Don't take things
too personally. Your days of seven.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hey, Rgo. Get on the same page your relationships, as
someone could start a necessary drama with you. Virgo. Oh God,
don't you want to hear that. Don't come at me today, Virgo.
Your days of six.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Libra, turn up your productivity to get through that long
to do list. Your day's a nine.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey, Scorpio, your creativity is brimming with potential, so use
it before you lose it. Your day's an eight.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And finally, Sagittarius, there could be some beauty in the
more somber moments of your day. You must take the
good with the bad. Your day's of five and those
are your Friday morning horse goes excellent.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Thank you producer Sam
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