Full Show: Listen To Your Body

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, I just started listening to you guys, and you
guys really do rock. I love you, guys. I listen
to you every single morning. Delvi Sturran in the Morning Show.
It is our favorite day of the week. It's Thursday. Yeah,
I mean I thought yesterday was Thursday. It's really weird

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how that works. I mean, I don't think we can
explain it, but most of the planets inhabitants spelt yesterday
was Thursday. Yeah. But how you doing, Danielle, Good morning,
Welcome to Thursday, our favorite day of the week. Good morning, Gandhi,
morning you, morning in there, producer Sam, Good morning, h Scary,
Good morning, there's Scottie B. I got Diamond, Good morning, Diamond,

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Good morning at Bueno in a special good morning to
our Froggy Good Last night in Nashville, Tennessee, at the
Country Music Seminar Frog, he was named the new face
of country music. I can't wait for your album to draw.

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It's gonna be amazing. Where is God? There you go?
Thank you. We're live on the farm, Old cluster Ball.
I you came hat Thurly to ride Hurly and a side.
Thank God. I'm a comfory ball. We're little simple kind
of life. But then no harm a raising me a family,

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working on the farm. These are all phil and that
needs a cut of time. Thank God, I'm the comfry board.
Willa got me a fine I forgot me old fiddle,
and the sun's coming up with the picks, all the
griddle lifing, nothing but the fun fin the redd hole.
Thank god, I'm a country board. When it works all done,
and the sun said, pull out the fiddle and a
rossing up the boat. Kids are asleep, so keep a

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paddle up and thank God I'm being all day. Make
it very good, old middlen a p thank got a
country bart old son's coming solid middle, I be nothing.

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God who every guest, one of our family members would
become the newest freshest face in country music. Yeah, amazing.
How are you feeling, froggy, How does it make you feel?
I'm very happy, I'm I'm shocked, I'm honored. Is a
lot of different emotions, but you know what, it just

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it makes it makes you feel good. You gotta recognize
you're doing something. Man, they have a thank God I'm
a country boy. Yeah, I send it for driving in
the back of limozine and a lot of sad. People
think that's a lot of king. I thank god, I'm

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all right. Let's bring it home. Got me and I
got it all, and the sun's coming up. I can't again.
I pay nothing but not comfortable. Yes, you're scary playing
the fiddle. Where'd you learning to do that? Scary? It's
pretty amazing. What about you? Gandhin and I think it's

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amazing how you do all the words to this song?
I know them all. I just sank very quietly and
in my head. All right, it's almost done. I'm a fiddle. Dad,
isn't the thing he died? Put my bot a hand,
heading close to the side, and live a good life.
Clay fiddle they got boy? Will Dad wanted my young

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just scary in the background. I'm working about you again,
Well Will, I got me up my life, I got
my old fiddle, and the sun's coming up. I can't
come the griddle. I paint never. I'm a country boy. Yeah,

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long live John Denver. There you go, just proving once
again the versatility of the Elvis dared Morning Showcary use
that fiddle to bring us home? I mean, is it

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a weird roggie actually went to bed last night not
even knowing he was up for this award for it.
I knew I had been nominated a while back, but
I completely forgot about it. And then my phone started
going crazy and Lisa woke me up and she's like, hey,
I think you just want something in Nashville. You might
want to wake up col Thank you. Okay, So one

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tonight has to win, like the bake off or something.
We got it. Let's win every award that's out there,
the prestigious award, which I think that is one of them. Anyway,
we welcome to the day. We do have a day
ahead of us. We've got a Gosha one thousand dollars,
Tommy John Freemaney phone tamp on the way. We have
some special guests to come in that we need to
celebrate today. What else do we doing today? Straight Night,

(05:11):
the senior executive producer of our wacky show. We give
away some money of it. Do you have any I
have a little bit, okay, because I don't have any
all right, but we're giving away someone's money. Let's go
talk to our first caller of the day, Caroline, a
school crossing guard and a lunch lady. Oh my god,
you're a hero. Caroline, how are you? I'm good at Sorry?

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Oh Caroline. Oh well in that case, yeah, someone misspelled
your name putting into the you know diamond. Her name
is Carolyn. Yeah, you put Caroline. It's a morning. What

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if anyone can talk about having a morning Caroline? Not
only are you the crossing guard, which is one of
those important jobs as the kids get into and out
of school, but also you're a lunch Can we still
say lunch lady? I mean, is it still lunch lady
or lunch person? Or let's go with lunch lady? All right,
we could do that. Yeah, I got it with lunch lady.

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I got you a nice lunch lady. I am okay
to be patient. Heard story, yea to the kids that
were nice. Yeah, lunch ladies have a very very big
part of in my heart. I like there was one lady,
missus Nesbit, and she had a big mole on her
face with a hair coming out of it. But other

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than that, she always gave me extra She always gave
me extra mashed potatoes. We love her. Well, Carolyn, thank
you so much for listening to us. And so what
time do you have to be at the school crossing?
What time do you have to get started? I have
to start at seven. So I hear you're I get
to listen on by your Heart radio app, so I

(06:57):
had I hear the phone tax outs and I get
to like laugh, what you guys? People think I'm crazy,
but it's okay, it's okay. There's nothing better than a
crazy school car crossing guard. Well, look, thank you for
what you do. And hey, a reminder for everyone in
the cars driving today, slow down in those school zones. Yes,
not only should you keep the kids safe, but keep
our carol and safe too. Okay, yeah, stop stop Fred

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like John hit the crossing guard. Yeah, thank you so much.
Hold on, what do you have for her? By? She
doesn't have to eat sloppy Joe's or Square pizza because
she's got a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card. Yeah, let's
knock Friday, Square Pizza days, Jimmy, don't forget Jamaican Brief
Patty Day. Yeah, my favorite day, back to pizza day.
We used to call it cardboard day, but there was

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something about that cardboard that was very safe. We ate
it all. I stole other people's cardboard. Hey, I've got
a sad pizza story. Oh no, we went on to
lunch yesterday with my good friends Patty Riscona and uh
John Bulows. Yeah, we went to a pizza play us
up the street in New York City. It was dreadful. Wow.
If you know Suddy Daniel this earlier, if you eat

(08:04):
bad pizza in New York City, it's twice as bad. Yeah,
how is that even possible? Oh God, it's one of that.
You picked it up and it just it was limp
like most of my dates. It was just nasty anyway,
So beware, beware. I'll let you guys know off fear. Okay,
the name of this place so you can steer clear. Yeah.
With that said, something more positive going on in the

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three things we need to know? Oh that changes everything,
because no, the first two are really not all that positive.
All right, well, let's get into it. Reality is what
we needed. What's going on? Pro choice advocates not optimistic
about a Texas judge's forthcoming decision in a case regarding
abortion pills. A US district judge heard arguments yesterday in
an anti abortion group's lawsuit to overturn the FDA's approval
of those pills. In addition, to a complete band. The

(08:47):
Alliance for Hippocratic Medicine is requesting a preliminary injunction to
remove one part of the two drug procedure from the
market while the case is being heard. Prior to the
judge's appointment by former President Trump, the judge represented conservative
Christian group that objected to a clause in the Affordable
Care Act requiring employers to cover their worker's birth control.
The family of a black man found dead in Mississippi

(09:09):
last year is calling for a more thorough investigation into
his disappearance and death, alleging he was murdered after he
told his mother he was being followed by white men
in trucks. An autopsy by the State Medical Examiner's office
found Carter's body had been dismembered. His name is Roshier
Rashim Carter in an exceptionally gruesome manner. However, officials have
said that there hasn't been enough evidence to declare that
foul play was involved. Authorities also say that despite the

(09:32):
fact that Carter did come into the station and ask
for police escort, which he was denied, they don't have
any evidence to corroborate the allegation that he was being followed.
His family says they will push until they get answers.
And finally, how about this, A federal appeals courts is
ruling that paid time off is not part of a
worker's salary. A three judge panel from Philadelphia made that
decision yesterday. It means employers can take away paid leave

(09:56):
when salaried workers do not meet productivity codas, I know,
we're screwed. I know. It's the first time a US
of heel's court was asked if paid time off counted
as part of employees pay and this group decided no.
And those are your three things? Hey Scotti B what's
today's serial of the morning? The serial of the morning
is the new Kellogg's Protein Special K with Chocolate and Almonds.

(10:19):
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we have no choice. That's what's on the lists on
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you know what, there's a lot of sadness in strife
in this world, and each one of us is going

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through something a little more or less painful than the other.
But it's all relative. So back to this pizza I
ate yesterday. It's still it's still kind of with me
because pizza is I put that on a pedestil, as
I know you do too as well. You do as well.
Pizza is just it. And you're living in New York City. Wow,
how lucky are we? You know, the best pizza, arguably

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the best pizza in the world. But when we went
to this place yesterday, which shall remain nameless, when you
pick up that crust of the slice and you're expecting
the point it end, the pointed end of the pizza
to go into your mouth, and it doesn't because it's
flopping down towards the floor. I mean, is there such

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a thing as erectile dysfunction with a slice of pizza,
because that's what it had. It was. It didn't it
couldn't even be floppy. I couldn't even get to be
a floppy slice. It was just terrible. Did it have
any redeeming qualities? Forget it? How about the sauce wasn't
goodness nothing, It's pizza, something like steak where you can
send it back and be like that was not the preparation.

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Well you want, you can easily say maybe I need
it to be cooked more or something. But it was
just floppy. I mean the crust, but there was You
can't even say the word crust because crust implies crunch
and there's dough. It's just it was like eating it
was like a floppy piece of lasagna pasta with it's

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damn it. So I mean, so, I'm it's left a
bad feeling with me since yesterday. So I need to
like redeem and have better pizza today. That's how important
pizza has is to me. And I'm now discovering that
sometimes you need these things, these lessons in life. Yeah,
I'm sorry that happened to you, though, Thank you, thank you,

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you're brave. I hope you can rebuild. I'm sorry for
your loss. People's people are lining up to give me
a kiss and tell me they're sorry for me. You're
sorry for your sauce. I need horoscope music? Why is
it over there. Yes, that's kind of a weird place
for it. Let's get into the horoscopes with It's for
Sami and uh, you know where I'm going as soon
as the show's over, get pizza. Yeah, well I wait

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now I want to order pizza. I don't know. We
do have all night pizzerias in New York City. I
don't know. I don't know. If I'm like, it can't
be worse than what you had? Right? No, no, I
hope not. You can do this. You've been hurt though,
so I understand the pause. No, no, no, no, there's
there's there's heartache. Okay, who are you doing your first
cups with? Our country boy Froggy Froggy? All right, the

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fresh facing country music. If you if you celebrate a
birthday today, you celebrate it with listen to this party.
Eric Estrata, Flavor Flav and Alexandra di Dario. Who could
I sit next to? Flav? Who's Alexander? I have no idea,
but I love it. I love Eric Estrata, Flavor Flavor Flav.

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She's beautiful, which she was in the first season. She
was the wife. I don't want to ruin it. The
really blue eyes Okay she was the wife, Yes of
the guy who was really ticked off about his suite. Yes, okay, okay, okay. Anyway, well,
happy birthday to you. Let's go, Capricorn. An incredible breakthrough
will help reveal the solution to a complex problem. Your

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Days at ten Aquarius, unveil a new side of your personality.
Others will applaud your bold moves. Your Days of nine Pisces,
A recent remark that you made could be causing controversy.
It's time to apologize if necessary. Your Days of seven,
oh Aries, don't double down if you're called out for
being wrong. Your Days of seven Taurus, be a witness
to change and allow yourself to applaud your success. Your

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Days of nine, Hey, Gemini, stop being quiet, speak up
and tell others what you need. Your Days in eight Cancer,
Fitting in will never feel as good as standing out.
Your Days of six, Leo, a big decision will have
to be made. Think with your mind and not your heart.
Your days in eight Virgo, do not answer to anyone
who doubts your skills. Your Days in eight, Hey, Libra,
be brave and make a big move that's going to

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impact your future. Your Days of nine Scorpio, it's time
to learn to work well with others. If not, consequences
could be in the cards. Your day is a five
oooh boo. And finally, Sagittarius, let someone else be in
the spotlight. It can be fatiguing to always have to
perform your days of six and those are your Thursday
morning horoscopes. Excellent. People are texting in their condolences from

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my floppy pizza experience. Thank you, thank you, And then
some people try to teach me about what makes a
good pizza. Please back off. You know, you know not
who you speak to. Danielle coming up, So machine Gun
Kelly is going through some stuff right now, but I
know who I'm voting for in the next presidential election.

(15:38):
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Any dog lovers around here? Yeah, The American Kennel Club

(17:30):
has announced that the Labrador Retriever, even though number one
voted favorite dog in America for thirty one years, has
now been dethroned. I can need to dethrown any dog.
I mean, Labradors. Labradors are the best. French bulldogs are
now number one. Oh my god, the most trendy dog ever.

(17:50):
Everybody wants one, everybody has one with What is going
on with you? Well, they're very popular because you know,
they're ugly, cute, cute, ugly whatever, you know, and they're
great dogs. So I'm looking at the list of the
American Channel Club's top ten dogs, and so you know,
the Labrador number two, after French bulldogs, Golden Retrievers number three,

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German shepherds number four. These are all such fantastic, fantastic dogs.
Poodles number five, Bulldogs number six, Rottweiler's number seven, Beagles
number eight, Dolshooms dolshoom weader dogs or dash hounds dockson

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number nine, and German short haired pointers are number ten. Interesting.
Then I'm looking down the list, and uh, French bulldogs weren't. God,
you know, twenty five years ago, French bulldogs weren't even
in the top seventy five. Cocker spaniels, we're number one
in nineteen ninety froggy, I know, Collies now number thirty nine.

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And where am i Schnauzers nowhere to be found? No, No,
that's okay, it's okay to have a dog. It's not,
you know, winning the contest. I'm totally fine with my
Schnaulsers there number one to me. And I tell you
what it was, gosh, thirteen years ago, that about thirteen
years ago, Christmas thirteen years ago, that we got a
little Maxie in our lives, little little puppy thirteen years ago. Yeah,

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he's almost thirteen years old, twelve or something. Exactly where
we were when Dana, who gave him to you told
us that we were on vacation, right, And I remember
staying her, are you sure he wants a dog? Are
you positive? All checked out? And so I remember. It's
an interesting thing about dog ownership, and if you own
a dog, you've had one for a while, you'll understand

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why this story is kind of heart grabbing for me.
I remember the day and I have it own video
on my phone, the day that I taught little Maxie
how to come down a staircase and he was at
the top step and he was like he was scared.
He kept looking over and he kept backing up. He
didn't want to do it. And I remember he took
that first step and you could hear me like tearing
up and started crying. And he walked all the way

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down that staircase. And of course years later, all these
years later, he runs up and down staircases until recently.
And now when he goes down the staircase, he's a
little slower. No, he takes it one step at a time.
He takes his time, you know, getting up and off
the bed a little more difficult for him now. So
I'm getting some puppy stairs for him. He's doing great health,
he's doing great. Yeah, But that's just what dogs do,

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you know. I remember the first time I saw a
gray hair pop up on my dog's face, I was like,
what are you doing? Stop that right now? Slow it down. Yeah,
did you see the dog I posted yesterday? He was
found shot seventeen times, his ear was cut off, pregnant, blind,
he was pregnant, blind, living on the streets. Now she's

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a certified therapy dog and a certified survivor. Dogs are
the best, unreal, Yeah, Frog, what are you thinking? I
remember the day that I taught Max how to bark.
That will forever be one of my most I will
never forgive, never forgive it for that'd just just last week,
are one of our little guys turned seven and I
said to Lease, I'm like, it's like a double edged sword.

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I don't want him to get older. He's got to stop. Yeah.
I can't believe he's already seven years old, and I
know that sounds young still, but I don't want him
to get old because he has to live forever. I
can't imagine life without Rock. I guess it's a kid too.
When your kid, like graduation, goes off to college or whatever,
it's like, well you got a stall today. Like everyone
thinks the celebrities who clone their dogs are so crazy,

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I'd do it in a heartbeat. The cloning isn't exactly
what you assume it is. I try it up. Remember
when we were having lunch one day with somebody and
you were referring to how many dogs you had left
in you and how much life you had left, Like, oh,
I got about another dog left in me? I don't.
We must have been having drinks. Yeah, well, what do

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you mean? But you know you don't want to get
a dog. I guess when you're close to the end
of your life, right, Yeah, you want to be able
to have a dog and enjoy it. And you said
I got about one more dog left in me. God,
I hope I have more than one. Yeah, more than one? Yeah,
I don't know, Felix, I have a butterfly left in me. Yeah,
hello to those last found it a very funny way

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to measure the length of your life. Well, if you're
a dog lover, I can see why I'd say that. Caught.
I'm brilliant Sometimes I gotta write these things down. How
long do butterflies last? Like three days? I think maybe
four or five? For five days on the butterfly, I
have a butterfly left. Mosquitos last about thirty six hours.
All right, I have a mosquito left in me. Could

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you imagine getting that crap deal Oca came back as
a mosquito? How much time? Sorry, can't stay I know,
I gotta go. Danielle, what's going on. Now, wait, who's
running for president? Who are you voting for? Tiger King?
Joson Joe, I will vote for him to oh my god,
twenty twenty four presidential run. He is still in federal prison.

(22:53):
But guys, his campaign slogan is so great. Listen. So
put aside that I am gay, that I'm in prison,
and for now, that I use drugs in the past,
that I had more than one boyfriend at once to
that kick um, and that Carol hates my guts. That's
not a thing. Has nothing to do with the fact
that I can be your voice and I believe he

(23:14):
can be my voice. Tiger King. All right, well, look
at the other candidates. Those pause for a moment and
think this through might be a good It might be
something good. Sean Mendez is jumping into the clothing business.
He's teaming up a Tommy Hill figure. They will be
doing a new campaign and it looks like it's going
to be pretty cool. And he's even got his sister

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and a few friends in the campaign with him. Hey,
wasn't Shan Mendes at the country music seminar in Nashville?
Was that actually him? I couldn't tell. It looks like him.
Is he short hair? Does he does he have some
country music coming out? I don't know that up. I
know they're trying to put something together. I don't know
if anything has beneficially released. You're the fresh, new facing
country music. Well it hasn't been released yet, so they

(23:58):
haven't they haven't played anything officially. That's excited. Machine Gun
Kelly performed at the Rodeo Houston this week and he
was kidding around on stage, but then he announced to
the crowd, you know, maybe I should move to Texas
because my life is in shambles and you know, a
lot of stuff going on with Megan Fox. She was
actually at the Vanity Fair Oscar after party by herself.
No engagement rang, so people are wondering if that is

(24:20):
totally done. Brookshields is working on a project with Hulu
called Pretty Baby. She was talking to People magazine about
it and she said that she was assaulted in her
youth during her college years. She said she blamed herself
at the time and she will go into details in
this new project. It drops next month April third. Ryan
Reynolds man, this guy, whatever he touches turns to gold.

(24:41):
You guys know he bought Wrexham af seeds doing so well.
It's it's climbing up. Ryan Reynolds now has mint Mobile
and he just sold it to T Mobile for over
a billion dollars. Yes, twenty five percent of it, so
he gets a chunk of the money that you know,
yes he does, say man, so say the guy, I
don't have to work. You don't have to work anymore,

(25:02):
forget acting, just stay at home. Pete Davidson he has
a four bedroom Brooklyn Heights penthouse and I guess maybe
he's staying with his girlfriend because right now it's up
for rent. It was originally listed for thirty thousand a month,
but now it has dropped in price. It's twenty eight
thousand a month. Guys, that's it. And the realtors are
looking for somebody that will give them a twelve monthly.

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So I saw pictures of it today. It is a
nice roof terrace overlooking the river and the bridges and stuff.
So scary. You like Brooklyn, you got the cash. It's
weird because you know, they show you the listing of
Pete David's department and you see the bathroom and stuff.
You're like, oh my god, that's the toilette Davidson used
to sit on. He sits there. Just what I was
thinking of. Grays is on tonight. March Madness starts sufficially.

(25:45):
Apple TV gives you Ted Lasso. Also, Shrinking, Season one,
episode nine is on tonight. And there's something on National
Geographic Investigates for you, Nate Colombian Gorilla Gold. So you
may want to watch that. And that's what Danielle Rapport.
Come on, let's do something. I'm gonna do something. Can
we go? I have a play date outside? Can we
do something? Come on? Said what do we have? Nate?
I got a family feud. If you want to argue? Oh,

(26:06):
should we have the feud? Yeah? Froggy, you up for it?
Call in, come on, Country's freshest face. All right, let's
play the feud. Let's get down at dirty it's your
mid native about what an awful host he is? What
a piece of crap I am? Yeah? Wait, I mean
text us at fifty So he said, get out of

(26:27):
my life. I don't f with fake people. And then
I got a peace sign in a middle finger. Are
you gonna standard data in messaging rates? Elvis Duran in
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Is Elvis Duran in the morning show? I think we're
about to try to play a round of family few.
We started this wall hold yeah, well now we have
to hold dan yell to go pee. Danielle and I

(27:12):
are doing this thing where we're trying to drink a
glass of water an hour. So that's why she says
extra pet. But we're just playing all this music. Don't
you think during the music you can go pee? Then?
Will you wait till it's time to talk with the radio?
I gotta go pee? Well wait a minute, is it? Alex? Hey, Alex,
good morning, Hey, good morning. So I made a mistake
with our Maxi's age. He's only ten and not thirteen.

(27:33):
That's a big difference. No, he'll be eleven this year. Okay,
all right, but I noticed again today he's still taking
one step at a time going down the staircase. But
he does it. He does a good job. Oh yeah, well,
he keeps up with Ali bears. Yeah, I know, that's
it's crazy. Hey, I just want to bring up something.
I it's something I'm thinking about. We should be open
and transparent with each other, right, Okay, you know after

(27:56):
the hell you've been through these over past six months,
being die nosed with cancer, going through chemo, losing all
of your hair, and you know, let's let's be honest,
you would look in the mirror and you didn't like
what you saw, right, I mean it was a rough
thing to go through. Yeah, when I was driving in
the car and looking the rear view of mirror and
I like, who is that in that mirror? You know,

(28:18):
like I did not recognize myself at all. But now,
but now your face is filling out, your hair is
coming back. You look great. As a matter of fact,
I love your hair the way it is not that
but it's your choice. But you look really good. You
know that, right? You know you're looking fine. Yeah, I'm
starting to get back to normal. How about that? You are?

(28:40):
But with that, and I was telling everyone during the song,
as Alex gets back to his normal self, looking handsome
as handsome can be, you're starting to get that cocky
thing again. Yes, you're you're it's a good thing. You're
believing in yourself, you're loving what you see in the mirror.
But at the same time, I'm like, oh, here he goes, mister,

(29:01):
I'm gorgeous. Wow, I'm I'm now once again the best
looking guy in the room. Well, no, I'm getting my
energy back and feeling great now, you know, and and
and it's the whole my whole body, you know, starting
feel better, I know. But with that comes the egotistical

(29:21):
swagger and like, you know, being confident, and I love
and I love seeing that because you've been without confidence
for a while as far as the way you feel
in look, but now you you look great. But now
I'm like, I don't know. When I'm out of town,
you're gonna take off your wedding ring and go troll
the baro. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna be out there
flaunting your you're back to me beautiful looks. Oh, here

(29:46):
we go. It's okay, you know what, We'll take our
chances because you're looking so good, and so many people
notice when you're posting online and stuff, how great you're looking.
And you can tell that you feel better, and that's
that's what matters. You know, I'll put infidelity second or third.
It's okay. Is Alex getting a bigger ego than Nate

(30:08):
never had a check? That's a cockiness that cannot be
measured anyway. We just want to just call and let
you know that something I'm thinking about. It's like, I
love it. It's a double edged sword, Sward, a double
edged sword. You looking good and feeling good? Well, you
have nothing to worry about. Yeah, well, okay, that's okay.

(30:31):
I'm implanting those those apple things in your pockets and
the Yeah, I put air tags in your pockets. Yeah, yeah,
I'm replacing your shampoo with nair. We're gonna get I
hope you have a beautiful day. It's gonna be a
gorgeous day at the zoo. And so you be careful today.

(30:51):
I'll talk to you later. I love you, Love you bye.
It is funny how even though we're laughing, you know,
there's un a little ounce of truth in that. For sure,
he's looking good. I'm like, oh my gosh, he's he's
back to swagger. Alex boy good, that's the guy you
fell in love with. No, I'm in love with I'm
in love with him, no matter what shape he's in.
It's all good. But if you've ever been if you've

(31:13):
ever been partners with someone who went through that hell
and they came back, you may know what I'm kind
of what I'm talking about. Wait a minute, he's looking
better than better than yeah, huh. There's no confidence like life,
you know what I mean? Well, it was almost taken
away from you. Yeah, I guess you are the most confident.

(31:34):
Is that where you got your swagger? Yeah? Man, from
your you? And you and Froggy got swagger from from
what aneurysms and strokes hospitalizations. All I did is I
went to COVID and back. I still feel frumpy. What's scary?

(31:56):
So I have to ask that Elvis. If he screws up,
do you uh you give him cut him some slack? No? No, no, no,
he's married? Oh no, no, anyway, what do you mean
in that way? What else the way is there? You know?
If if he screws up in any way? I mean,
do you do you like a little bit like what
screw more rope to hang himself a little bit more?
What he had cancer? Yeah? Like what does he go?

(32:20):
You know? I had cancer? No? He does that chokingly
sometime like, can you feed the dogs? You know I'm
getting over cancer, feed the frigate dogs. That that ship
is sailed, thank god? But what do you mean by
what do you? I don't know. He's not explaining him.
So he's been what he's been through. If he ever
screws up with any screw's up with what example? You know?

(32:43):
It gave me whatever it has to case my case, basis,
I got my Okay, give me a case. I'll give
you the answers. Go. He kissed another dude. That is
not acceptable. Okay, you can't use cancer. I'm sorry. It
actually fell into the other guy because I had can No,
there's no slack. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there is

(33:06):
no slack. I must assume out of the million and
one things that Alex wanted to continue living for, it's
being married to me. There's one of them, million a
million things. No girl, just a girl. No, No, don't
kiss anyone. Okay, if he kisses a girl, then he's
gonna wonder what happened with that team off something, All

(33:29):
the plumbing's all off. Okay, Sorry, we didn't get to
the family. We're gonna do that in a minute. You're scary.
Give him more rope to hiding himself. What are you
talking about? No, no, we're we have reason to keep living,
and one of them is to enjoy our lives together.

(33:53):
Okay there I said? Question? Oh god, yes, yes, all right,
we would make you more mad if you gas another
boy or a girl. Are we really going to play
this game? I don't want I just want to know. Well,
it depends on the kiss, you know, if it's an
intimate kiss, I don't want him kissing anyone tongue. No, no, no, god, no,

(34:14):
what's wrong with this room? Is? I know because I asked,
because like, if Liza kissed another girl, I wouldn't make
me as mad as if she kissed another boy. That
would make me more angry. Well, it because you're you know,
you're pervy that way. I feel like, if Alex kissed
a girl, it doesn't count. Well, but if it's an
intimate kiss, it's an intimate kiss. Intimacy is the issue
that he's not in the girls, Well, it would be

(34:34):
fake intimate, it would look intimate, it wouldn't be intimate.
I don't want any of it to happen. I would
if he's been lying this whole time, and he isn't
a girl. I'm very sure that's not the ki Oh
my god. We gotta move on really well. Thank you
for asking all my little inquiring minds more questions. Oh god,

(34:58):
no taste, so good man, cry then show Elvis Tern
in the Morning show. I was like seeing an old
friend again watching h episode one or the new season
of ted Lasso yesterday, and I'm not giving anything away,
but I'm gonna tell you today, when you see that
first episode, you'll agree the best way to live your

(35:19):
life is to let the poop flow down the river.
If there's poop floating by let it keep floating, Let
it keep flow, let it keep going. So many lessons
to be learned. It sounds even better when they say
with an accent, absolutely, um so the feud. Shall we

(35:39):
take it away? It's time for Nate. That's right, okay.
Now our team captains today are very special. The first
one is the freshest face in country radio in three decades. Everybody,
please say hi to Froggy. I think it's the freshest
face in country music, isn't I yes, yes, oh my god,
it even bigger title. So you're one of our team

(36:01):
captains congratulations, and the other. Uh. He is a secret
game show aficionado. He goes by Scottie B. Here on
the show, we call him Scott Scott. Sorry, that was
a surprise. Hey, what do you a serial killer? Oh? Yeah, wait,
hold on, so Froggy and Scottie B are our team captain.
So Froggy as team captain, you can choose a member

(36:24):
of your team now all right. Uh, First off, I
want to go with Elvis Durant. Okay, okay, solid pick Hey,
fresh face, thanks for picking up Scotty. Since you are
such a game show person, I thought you should be
a team captain. Thank you. What priz? Who else do
you think is good? I'm I'm gonna take Danielle. Thanks

(36:46):
back to you, Froggy. You've got one more person rounded out. Next,
I want to go with I'll take Gandhi on my team.
Let's do it? Wow, Solid Joyce, I guess Okay, okay,
I don't send Scary to find the teams. Okay, the
teams are Froggy, Elvis, and Gandhi. Yeah, and uh, Scottie B.

(37:09):
You've got Danielle and Scary. Alright, alright, this is gonna
be fun. I feel good Okay. I feel good about
all of it, except for you. Your first step, thanks Elvis,
your first step to the podium. All right? Uh. Name
and activity Top four answers on the board. Name and
activity where a person might come up for air, um swimming, swimming? Wow,

(37:31):
you probably need a little bit of air, and you'd
be right, very good. And the number one answer, would
you like to play? Yes, I'm gonna go. You know
what we're gonna play. Okay, all right, we're gonna play.
We're gonna play. Yes, you're the next person up lingus. Okay,
that's a good answer. I mean, he doesn't know, but

(37:53):
it's a good answer. Good answer. Show me going downtown.
Oh so sorry, so that's downtown in both directions? Yes,
what kind of people did they survey it? They don't
have to come up for air? All right, all right,
I was making assumptions. All right. Your next team member gandhi, Hello,
let's hear it. I'm gonna say kissing or make it out.

(38:15):
That's good answer. You need a little bit of air
when you're doing that, and you'd be right. The number
three response, there's still two answers on the board. We're
back to you. Froggy huh. Name and activity where a
person might come up for air? So is diving the
same as swimming? Diving would be different, and dinating would

(38:35):
be correct to answer. The only one left is number four,
and I'm gonna say it's gonna be a toughy Elvis.
It's up to you. Name and activity where a person
needs to come up for air? Oh god, um, competing
in the Coney Island hot dog eating context. Answer? They do?

(38:56):
They have to come up for air, need to come
up for air, But not enough people they make the board.
So sorry about that. I think that's buzzes right now.
One left, Gandhi, this isn't on the list. It's a
stupid list, Nate, okay, playing an instrument? Oh that's good answer,
Like a trumpet, a fluide, a clarinet, come on, a baritone. No,

(39:20):
so members were a part of this stupid list. That's
your third buzzy chance an Scotti's team to steal Scotty.
We need a communal answer, so I think maybe blowing
up a balloon because you know you yeah, I think
that stop, Like, that's a good answer. What do you think?
I was thinking like cave diving or something like that.

(39:42):
But it's different. I like, Danielle, I don't want you
to win. Scott wants that's what that is, right, I
was saying, gonna say speed linking. What else could it?
Buzz eating? Well? No, you did the hot dog thing. Yeah, okay, balloon. Yeah,
they're blowing up. We need to come up for air
when you're doing that. No, that's answer, Froggy. Your team wins.

(40:04):
The answer that you were all missing was bobbing for applemore.
There's COVID post COVID on Bob. All of the respondents
were probably over the agent. Bobbing for Bob is another answer.
A right, all right, I don't know. We won by default? Okay,

(40:25):
and I get great answer? You did? All right? All right,
here we go. Okay, next question, Uh, scotty Bee, We're
gonna start with you. Name the name the one collection
top five answers on the board. Name the one collection
your partner would have to get rid of or put
away before you moved in. Oh collection porn, of course

(40:47):
that coming from an Did you have to do that yourself? No, no,
not at all. You'd be right, and we're gonna play
put away the porn, all right, Danielle, name the name
the one collection you or your partner would have to
get rid of or put away before you moved in.
Maybe a sex toy collection. I mean maybe a partner

(41:09):
of my like to sex do collection, but maybe something
like that, a sex toy collection. You know. No, it
didn't make that didn't make the listen sorry wow, oh
well sorry guys. Collection I mean my my, my mind
goes to porn every time and we said it, right,
what about No? What about what about picture like a

(41:31):
pictures of you in salacious acts? Porn? Who puts pictures?
Well no, it's like like I have all my old
pictures made into a coffee table book. So did you

(41:52):
just put it? Put one book away? So you're looking
for name a collection your partner would have to get
rid of or put away before you moved in. I
got a one track. I can't get off the slous
pictures say photos, Yeah, no, it's not on there. So sorry,
two buzzes. Sorry all right, I can't think of anything
you have to put away. I mean, how about sports memorabilia.
That's a collection. You know, sports is a collection. It

(42:14):
is a collection, but not on the board. So sorryzes
already buzzes, already have to put away five answers and
you still got four of them left time for me? Well,
what about like dolls or figuring dolls? Go with dolls?
Anything you collect? I would say dolls, trash, action figures
of things that geeky people, Roggy, what do you think

(42:37):
of the team captain? You know, I'll go with dolls
because that is something weird some people would collect and
you think it's not weird. Shut up the dollar. Sorry,
sorryfind the doll people collecting people so showy dolls? Oh
my god, answers you were missing. Number three was bugs

(42:58):
or a bug collection? What a lot of stamps? I
used to have a collection. Number four there still alive
was comic books, so the art collections? Yes, okay. Number
five was action figures. Sorry, scary silacious photographs. Did not
make the lea way way action figures is on their
action figures. I know a lot of guys that have

(43:18):
a lot of action are those dolls? Did? Technically? SpongeBob sheets?
Put the SpongeBob? What do we win? What do we win? Nothing? Right?
You suck? You suck, you suck. I have to go
home and put my doll collection away. Dolls are creepy,

(43:41):
especially thoones when you put them on their backs and
their little eyes closed. Collected those sad clowns really sack
clown figurines. So she had a whole bedroom I couldn't
even sleep in. Good God. Yes, I know what if
i'd said anything you collect, that would cover like your
entire list, Right, that's that's a that's a lame. You

(44:03):
can't just say anything collect collection. I've just put my
collection away, right, but that thing you can't do that.
You're starting to talk like a weirdo. You know where
Nate gets weird, like just give a blanket answer. Well,
it doesn't matter. We won. So my bug collection was
dope your little bugs on the pins. Yes, they're like
so crawling. Yes, I feel like dragonfly. I thought you

(44:23):
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(45:04):
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(45:24):
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(46:08):
A few questions about that? Thank you? Is there a
problem where you looking at me like that? No problem,
you don't want to talk? What what is that? What happened?
I don't know? What is that? Somebody might have cheated there?
What what do you mean? You know? I normally come
up with these the studio responses on my own, but
I used our prep today and it looks like somebody

(46:30):
used it to get the correct answer. Wait, which maybe
one elvis I didn't see. I didn't see I didn't
see kind of lingos on that. No, but dolls is
she said dolls? First? He just agreed forced it. He
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(46:51):
I did not. I said it. I just see how
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(48:41):
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(49:02):
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(49:23):
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(49:45):
So you gave that to me as a gift, and
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(51:13):
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(51:34):
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(54:09):
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(54:35):
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(54:58):
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(55:22):
what's going on? Nothing, I'm going to class. I just
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(55:46):
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(56:10):
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(56:34):
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(57:20):
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So I'm supposed to be at work in like two
minutes and I'm sitting in the parking lot. Okay, I'll
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(58:23):
What do you teach? I teach sixth grade reading? Oh wow,
that's awesome. I should have taken that well. Thank you, Amy,
it's a pleasure to have you in all teachers listening today.
Hold on one second, enjoy your thousand dollars and your
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(58:45):
daniel What do you have coming up? Lady Gaga? Remember
we were wondering how she took our makeup off at
the oscar so quickly. I might have the answer. Oh
did you get the stuff? I might have the answer.
Let's talk about it next? Is that and more on
the way. Hey, it's Nicki Mina is Rianna. Hey, this
is Lady Gaga. You're listening to Elvis Duran and the
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(59:26):
you every single morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Well here we go. Um, we're about to go around
the room. Danielle, you haven't done your report yet. No,
we got to get to that. Flacken coach boy, Josh,
you're joining us eating nuts from nuts dot com. Everyone down.
The problem with this what's the problem because everyone is
hand jamming. Yeah, guys, I'm sure a lot of you

(59:49):
don't wash your hands right, and they'll pour it into
your hand. Josh, she's oh my god. All right, well
I walk in here, well hold on, Oh yeah, yeah,
I do agree with Danny. It's well, okay, we're not
here to crucify Josh today. This nut is big enough
to where I can grab it without touching any other
nut in the bag. There you go. Yeah, it's like

(01:00:11):
playing operation Yes, that's what happened my nose, my red
Oh kay. So Josh and I have been trying to
get together for a dinner for a while out and
finally we agreed that tonight's tonight. Yeah, tonight's tonight, Thursday night.
We're going out. You have to work out at four,
you'll be done at five, will be in the city
by five or five. Because you don't shower, I don't think.
I don't know, Hey, I shower, Okay, the step spreading

(01:00:33):
dirty rumors about me? Do you shower at home or
at the gym? Um? I know I don't shower at
the gym, but sometimes I forget to shower when I
do get home from the gym and go to bed.
Oh anyway, So, uh so I walked into the studio
a second ago Josh and I said to Nate. I said, Nate,
Josh and I are going out to dinner tonight, and uh,
I don't know. He says, oh, should we do a

(01:00:55):
best of show tomorrow? Said, well, why do you say that?
Why do you why do you say such? I said
it jokingly because the last time you and Josh went
out it was a very festive night, shall we say,
And uh, I don't even know if Josh came in
the next day, probably not, yeah, well not. And then
it was last week that Josh and Andrew went out

(01:01:17):
and Andrew didn't make it until late because you guys
went to Crawdaddy Crawl Daddy Jacks or whatever. Just be
Claus and you guys and you the party continued. So
what I'm thinking is maybe you and I should go
have a nice dinner. But no drinking is allowed tonight
because canceled dinner. And I must just say, shut up.

(01:01:41):
I'm musa say right now. You and I are known
as the bad boys. When you go out with us
at night, it usually turns into a like a late
night and in a really rough morning. Yeah, I just
don't think either of us has control. Oh no, That's
what I'm saying is if we if we attempt control,

(01:02:02):
maybe like a drink or two no shots write you
know what I'm saying. It always starts with a drinker too, though,
Is that the gateway drink question? If we're going light
on drinks, does that mean edibles are involved? I don't
mind you, I don't mind that switch up the But
if I do edibles, I'll fall asleep, so and then

(01:02:22):
he might not wake up for the show tomorrow. No, no, no,
I'll wait, I'll go to sleep and I'll wake up.
I'll be refreshed. Actually, So all I'm saying is tonight,
what can we do to try to govern govern the
intake so we can just like try to be somewhat
sane for tomorrow? Yeah? What can I mean? What about
drinking a lot of water? Like having a lot of drinks,

(01:02:44):
but having a lot of water in between these shrinks.
You should invite someone to chaperone. Yeah, I don't know,
it's our night out. I don't know if are you
trying to invite yourself? I could come, but I don't
think i'd be a good chaperone the way. I mean,
you're not very nice to Josh, so I don't know
why he would want is not very nice to me.
I don't know why it who wants to spend their
time with either of you. But anyway, Yeah, she doesn't
call me an idiot. I said, where's Josh? She says

(01:03:09):
he's down in the hall being an idiot? What did
he do? Oh? Just exists Josh. Anytime I'm plunging out
with him, I usually get a text the next morning,
sorry because I don't remember the last half of the night,
or sorry I wasn't able to function because blah blah blah.
I love Josh also, and I love him too, and
he loves us, and I get that. But here's my thing.
We know that we are the bad influences on the show,

(01:03:32):
and if we're together, it's like bad. So maybe there's
a way we can just try to find like little
ways to not be as bad. Nature go. He's killing
a good influence. Yeah, yeah, I killed the buzz. He's
a sloppy drawn Oh well see I will what if
I'm the d D and not that we're driving anywhere

(01:03:54):
we don't need, But I'm just regulating your drinks and
you have to ask me if you're allowed to have
another No, no, no, I think we can be a
we can handle this like adults the way you like
are the time police here. Yes, we don't need it,
and I like to do like the full on how
many fingers in my holding walked this straight? No? No,
No one wants to go out with that. What scary.
I don't want Danielle to say something because she hasn't

(01:04:14):
said anything. Well, I think we should take both of
your wallets away from you. Okay, okay, daniel what do
you want to talk about? No? Nothing, I I just
you know, I think you guys will be okay. I
think tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day, So if you want
to do a little bit of an early celebration, you
just let us know and we'll put a best of
in tomorrow. We're not doing the best of tomorrow. Letting
you know, Neil is just trying to get us a

(01:04:35):
day off. I just we're not gonna happen. But I
just something to think about, Okay, maybe just in the
back of our minds tonight. You know, when you say, hey,
you want to do some tequila shots, maybe we shouldn't
do that. I think nat should go with you, and
he's d encourage now, encourage the drinking and get us
a day out because you guys, no, no, because you've

(01:04:56):
been with Nate when he drinks and he's sloppy one drunk,
one drink, and you got like you got a babysit him.
I'm not doing that. I can't wait till we play
this back tomorrow when they're not here. Exactly when they're
not here, here's the conversation that went down about what
was not supposed to happen here. It is. I think
if we just hydrate properly and then have like an
ad villa at ten pm? All right, are you good?

(01:05:19):
See the thing is? Is there a thing? Yeah? You
can always come in ten eleven o'clock in the morning
like you have that luxury. This man over here does
not have that luxury. So please be Daniel, Daniel, how
long have we worked with each other? How many bad
mornings have I dragged my asses? And it's true, but
I still I would you know, I feel fad if

(01:05:39):
you feel bad, have you got like a mattress for
the studio? None of them just came and slept here,
we got to move on. But all I'm saying is,
let's just have that in the backs of our minds
tonight that we just can't get too crazy. Okay, that's sure.
I guess all right, Okay, okay, okay, thank you God.

(01:06:01):
I don't want to go now. Oh, hold on, you
can play along with this, the College of Knowledge, Josh.
If you it's up to you. If you want to
invite Gandhi, so be it. I love Gondy. Gandhi's a
good time. Let's do it. If I'm coming in a

(01:06:22):
chaperone capacity, I don't want any crap for anything that
happens to hold on, we don't want to be chaperone.
That's not what I'm saying in the back of our
minds is keep in mind we haven't okay, College of Knowledge.
As many would agree, fishing is America's second most dangerous

(01:06:44):
profession fishing after logging. Logging is America's most dangerous profession.
Fishing is second. What is third? What is the third
most dangerous profession in America? H loggy fishing? Then, mm
when was this study done? That's all I know. Yes,

(01:07:08):
I would guess either firefighting or teaching. Wow, firefighting or teaching. Yeah,
firefighting not a surprise at all. But teaching, that's a
it's a sad an exactly. I know, you know what,
and I'm sure, I'm sure they are on the list,
But no, not third radio DJ No until tomorrow morning.

(01:07:30):
I said mining earlier, but I'm gonna go with oil drilling.
Have you ever seen those videos of the oil Derek, guys?
Not number three in America. Logging is the most dangerous profession,
and then fishing, and then m hmmm, we have scary
coal mining. No, uh, Josh, you haven't guessed anything. Policing, policing,

(01:07:53):
it's very dangerous, But no, it's not number three according
to this study. This is crazy. Uh, you know what.
And the people that do this, a lot of them
are listening to this show. Nursing. Nursing, No, not number three,
the third most dangerous. What is that noise? Let me
know when you're ready flight attendance. No, wow, And that's

(01:08:14):
it's becoming more and more dangerous for them, which is
a sad thing. Lawyers, lawyers, No, first is logging is
most dangerous, second is fishing. Third is roofing. What that
makes total sense? Roofing yet fall off. I guess if
you're a roof or you know what I'm talking about
storms during a skin cancer. Didn't think about that one.

(01:08:38):
Gravity gravity, I don't know. And now you know. Birds.
I just wanted to share this with you so you
can we can talk about this tonight when we're not drinking.
Are you coming with us tonight? I don't know. I
don't want to invade the date. There's no day. We're
having a good time. No, no, we'd love to have you.
I'll go Scottie. Are you going all right? Right? We haven't. Okay,

(01:09:00):
I'm going to bad Cinderella. Oh day, I'm gonna be
bad already. Oh and I'm going to Carmines ahead of time.
Oh my god. We may come to Carmines. They get
you're not invited and should do that. Needs some pasta
and breadless soak up the alcohol exactly. You know, I'm Carmines.
You can't tell us what to do. Let's go to Carmines. Yeah,
Carmines tonight. That was daddy. I'm not going to tell you.

(01:09:26):
Danielle all right, So dj Kella that has teas the
new TV show focused on golf, and he has the
help from his friends Diddy and Mark Wolberg and apparently
they are wanting this show. There's a bidding war for
their golf show on different networks and different platforms, so
we'll see what happens there. So remember when Lady Gaga
was at the Oscars and she quickly went out of

(01:09:48):
that makeup to have that bare face for when she performed.
So it could have been Argone Oil because when her
makeup artist was interviewed in twenty nineteen, she said that
is her go to makeup remover, that it removes everything
quickly and it makes your makeup millet away. I told
you everyone was asking what she used. Now it could

(01:10:08):
be that it wasn't. She didn't say officially, but from
looking at an interview she did in the past, that's
what it looks like it could have been. Ed. Sharon's
new single, Eyed Clothes comes out very soon, and the
song is about losing someone, feeling like every time you
go out you expect to bump into them. Everything remind
you of them and the things that you did together.
And he's talking about his friend Jamal, who passed away
in February of twenty twenty two. He said that it

(01:10:29):
has been so hard moving on without him, and he says,
I'm dancing with my eyes closed to get through it all.
Little Wayne sold his Miami mansion for over twenty two
million dollars. He got five million more than what he
paid for it in twenty eighteen and has seven bedrooms,
nine bathrooms, a custom wine seller, a theater, two family rooms,
the backyard, has a beautiful dining space, flatscreen televisions at

(01:10:52):
kitchen cabana. I mean, it is just insane. If you
haven't gotten a chance to look at it, you definitely should.
Little Richard's documentary day this year's Sundance, and it will
be getting a theatrical release next month. It's called Little Richard,
I Am Everything, and it dives into black music and
all kinds of rock and roll and the impact performers
like Little Richard have on rock and roll. And the

(01:11:13):
documentary will hit on demand and theaters April twenty first.
Drew Barrymore will be hosting the twenty twenty three MTB
Movie and TV Awards on May seventh in Los Angeles.
Justin Bieber posted a video on Instagram. He is smiling,
He's able to move his eyes around in both directions
and this is huge because when he had that Ramsey

(01:11:33):
Hunt syndrome, he wasn't able to one hundred percent do
these things, and now he is doing a lot better.
And he was basically telling us that all is good.
Gray's is on tonight, March Madness kicking off officially today,
of course, Ted Lasso season one, episode one, for the
is Not Season one, Season three, episode one, That's what
I Met and Shrinking Season one, episode nine, and that

(01:11:55):
is my Daniel report. Thank you, Daniel Wolves. Go around
the room. I want to see it's on your scary.
We'll start with you. What's up scaring? I just feel
that the impact of giving a two dollar bill to
somebody is more impactful than a five, And even though
impactful in a positive way or a negative way, a
positive I was in went to the bathroom the other
day and I gave the the the attendant in the

(01:12:15):
bathroom a two, and it was almost like I gave
him like twenty bucks. So I think that even though
the value of two dollars is two dollars, the excitement
and the surprise and delight of the fact that you
have one makes it appear more valuable. Are you trying
to justify your new cheapness. So if I give you
a two, it's almost like it has the effect of
a five. I'm just saying, but that's you don't know

(01:12:38):
where do you get this? But I love how you
use the words and the excitement on their face. To
see that guy, he was like, oh my god for me?
You really you want me to keep this? I said,
I'm gonna put it in your bucket? Are you the
two dollar bill? Ferry? Now, I'm just saying, I got
a whole stack over here? All right? Um hey, let
me know how that goes, Gandhi, Yes, how are you I?

(01:13:00):
I'm doing the hold on. Yes, everyone who's participating in
the around the room gets a two dollar bill. Scary
scary pay up? All right, go ahead, okayart at me too.
I'm very very happy today because, as we know, you
people around here have been saying that I'm the troublemaker,
and I'm the trouble starter because I'm honest and open,
and I do it in front of you. I've been

(01:13:20):
telling you for a long time it's Andrew. Andrew was
the one who starts nonsense around here all the time.
Today I caught it on camera and I posted it
on my Instagram story, Andrew starts the stuff, I respond,
and I get the crap for it. He's the menace,
all right? And now there's proof on your story at
Baby Hot Sauce. Oh yeah, at Baby Hot Sauce. If
you go see what Andrew does around here, it is
kind of funny, even though he was swatting a gift

(01:13:43):
that was to us. What's up, Froggy, what's on your
mind today? Do not put things off? Yeah, as you
guys know, I'd been having some tooth issues and so
I had put it off, put it off, put it
off until it became a giant pain, literally, and so
yesterday I went and got it done and it was
nowhere near as bad as I thought it was going
to be. It's done, it's behind me, and it's a
lesson learned that do not put things off. Take care

(01:14:04):
of the little thing before it becomes a big thing.
And it's much easier than you think most times. Well,
you say that the next time you get a toothache,
you're going to sit there for weeks. I know, but
I'm gonna try and learn from this mistake and realize that,
you know what, it wasn't as bad as I thought,
there you go. I'm glad you're feeling better. Hey, what's
up there, Producer Sam? I strangely need to clear the air.
I feel like I'm not pregnant. I'm sorry. I shared

(01:14:29):
Lindsay low Hand's baby announcement on my Instagram story and
wrote the dumb little joke if it's twins, I hope
one is British, and then the fu, oh my goodness,
so excited for you, mixed with oh I was excited
at it. Now I'm disappointed. So why I'm not pregnant too?
Please don't ever be disappointed in any state. The inside
of my body's in so sorry. It was clear that

(01:14:53):
your thought. So yeah, people need to read, people need
to read. Thanks, Hey, what's up there, Daniell? Are you pregnant? No?
Fight your TikTok. So yesterday we celebrated our twentieth wedding anniversary.
Thank you to everyone for your wonderful and sweet notes.
Then you sent me on Instagram. But we decided that
we were going to surprise each other with like some
kind of instead of like, you know, a regular gift,

(01:15:16):
we want to do an adventure or like take each
other someplace, so we surprise each other with this. This
is how you know you with the right person. We
both gave each other the same game you did, So
we both gave each other tickets to go see Trevor Noah,
sir because he's doing stand up. So he opens mine,
eye opened his, and I'm like, oh, that's hilarious. It's awesome, hysterical,

(01:15:36):
two different days. But we both gave each other Trevor
Noah ticket. Oh my god, that's because we fight over
Trevor no He's my boyfriend's twenty years together. Now. It's
so crazy, you know, Josh and I will take that
other pair. Yeah, I love you though, I'll buy him
off you. That's so cool. It's so excited. He related anniversary.
Thank you. Hey, what's up there? Straight Naka? I was
scrolling through Reddit yesterday and I saw this quote from

(01:15:57):
Michael Jordan, who arguably the greatest bat football player of
all time. Okay, I've missed more than nine thousand shots
in my career. I've lost almost three hundred games twenty
six times. I've been trusted to take the game winning
shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over
again in my life, and that is why I succeed
do not be afraid to fail because that's what leads

(01:16:19):
to leads to success. Wow. Wow, that's good. Then we
must be doing the right thing here. Yeah we're succeeding.
You failed a bunch earlier in your career. I failed daily.
But you know that is a great quote though. Yeah,
it's like, you know, you can't be afraid to fail
because otherwise, if you don't try, you'll never succeed. Thank
you miss one hundred percent of the shots. You don't

(01:16:39):
take cats right for all? You you go, Hey, we
have a very special guest coming was she here? She's here,
a very special guest coming in? And when was it, Danielle? Yeah,
when we first heard from our friend Megan. Oh wow,
it was months ago. We've been talking to her for
a while. Megan U discovered that she is stage for

(01:17:00):
colon cancer and uh she said a message saying, hey,
here's what's going on. Yeah, love you guys. I would
have come meet you. Yeah. I think it was January.
And she's been following Alex's story as well, and so
she said, next time I'm in New York and I'm
there for Keemo whatever, may I stop buy? I'm like yes,

(01:17:20):
So anyway, I love her perspective, and I've only learned
a little bit about it as Danielle has through dming
and talking to So she's here. That's so cool. She's here.
She's got a busy day in New York, but she
had time to stop by and see us. We'll get
to that and more on the way. His penis is detachable.
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(01:17:41):
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Match Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, let's
have a convo. Let's have a family meeting. Yeah, um gosh,

(01:18:01):
how long ago was it when Megan reached out to us?
It was January. Well, let's ask Megan because she's here.
High Megan. Hi. So you was your dms on Instagram
and I never I never looked at them ever. And
for some reason I picked up my Instagram the day
and there was a message from Megan and you told
me your story. Yeah. I just I just wanted to

(01:18:25):
shoot my shot with everything. You were on my bucket list.
And to meet and I was like, I was like,
let me just do this because especially because of Alex's story,
it really has touched me like incredibly. Um So I
was like, let me just reach out. And then you
reached out back and I've done my acupulcture's office just
as relaxed, and I jumped like so high up. You

(01:18:48):
should be jumping with needles post accupulcture, but I was
still like with her, and I jumped so high. I
was so excited. It was just amazing. Let me tell
that you a backstory I received and I don't have
the DM with me unfortunately, a DM from Megan saying, Hey,
I diagnosed stage four colon cancer and you told me
your story. You and Greg Patrick, I'm sorry you're not

(01:19:09):
dating some guy named Greg? Are you sorry? Sorry about that? Patrick, Gregould?
I know about Greg. Well, surprise. So you and Patrick
were on your honeymoon and Grease, I do believe by
the way, I've been trolling your Instagram and you guys
go to some beautiful spots around the world. Travel is
your passion. Anyway, you came back from your honeymoon and

(01:19:33):
this was just what September of last year. It was July.
We came back and it was I had like a
little bloat, and I thought like, I just drank the
wrong water in Grease, because that can happen, and then
it just spiraled from there. And but at least I
got to go to Grease. You got to go to grease.
You came home and what you thought was just bloat

(01:19:54):
was actually um fluid in my stomach because of se
pour coal and cancer, and it also spread to ovaries
and it was it was making its rounds. Right, So,
had you ever experienced cancer personally, I mean in your
body in your life ever? No, not personally for me.
I've had ants who've had cancer, but never never me.

(01:20:16):
And the hell it is we all had ants that
had it. But when it hits close to home, as
it did with Alex with me, you're like whoa. And
then then you and Patrick actually had to get to
crash course in what this is, what it means, what
you have to do. And it's mind blowing, is it not. Yeah,
it's a lot of advocating for yourself, a lot of appointments. Luckily,
we know a lot of people in the health industry
that has helped They've helped us tremendously. Like the reason

(01:20:39):
I'm here in New York today is because of a
family member who got us into Sloane Cattering. Literally this
like we called Tuesday and or in today. So it's
just it's all about advocate, Like you have to advocate
for yourself and patrick's this journey for you? What's it
been like? Yeah, So the first first couple of weeks
I got that question a lot, like how you doing?

(01:20:59):
And the oily way I could explain it was you
ever have a dream where you realize you're in a
dream and you want to wake yourself up, but you
can't wake yourself up. That's that's how this entire experience
is felt since day one. It's like you're in a
dream and you're you're like in a nightmare basically, and
you just want to wake yourself up and get out
of it, and you're not getting out of it. And
it's just you got to push, push through and get

(01:21:19):
through it. And the best advice we've ever gotten was
just take one day at a time, everything one day
at a time, and be patient. Right you want answers,
you want results, you want everything to be figured out
right away, and it's not going to happen like that
and you just need to realize that that's okay and
you just need to to take a breath and let it,
let it, let the process work out. Wow, are you okay?

(01:21:39):
Those are the those are the moments for my friends,
you know, because it was Alex that had cancer. Yeah,
but how are you okay? I'm like, yeah, but this
is Alex's thing. Well they're like, no, it's everyone's thing.
It's everyone's thing. So for some reason, and I've read
this in your dam you wanted to come visit us.
I'm like, I'm like, doesn't make it have enough going on?
I mean, you have a going on. And there was

(01:22:02):
a Jack what is the name of the organization, Jack's
It's Dear Jack Foundation. Dear tell me about Dear Jack Foundation. Um. So,
it was founded by one of the member Andrew from
Jack's Mannequin. My aunt actually got me involved in it.
And they do a lifeless program, which is because i mean,
when you're a young adult, you want to do all
these experiences, but make a wish isn't a thing like

(01:22:23):
for young adults. So Dear Jack kind of came in
and made this lifeless program which is basically like make
a wish but for young adults. And um, I was
originally like, you were on my list for the Life list, um,
and then going to Peloton was on my list, but
then I had already reached out to you, and I
was like let me, So I nixed that off my

(01:22:43):
list and I was able to get a Peloton experience
hopefully soon. Um. And yeah, it's just a really really
good foundation. Like it's a really awesome foundation. They helped
so many people make it. Must have to visit us
and Peloton the pet Well, so here you are, here,
you are today, and you're still on your journey. Yeah,

(01:23:04):
and you have a way to go, a really long way, right,
So when you leave our studio today, you're going to
the hospital and is today chemo day? No, So I
we're trying to get opinions for surgery because we were
offered a really out of the box surgery from Johns
Hopkins because that's right in our backyard. But we want

(01:23:24):
to make sure that we're doing the right thing. Um,
So we're going to see one of the experts at
Sloan Cattering just for another opinion and possibly surgery up here.
But who knows, I don't I really don't know anymore.
Every time I get my head wrapped around something, it changes.
And that's just how cancer right it's, you know, and
hopefully it will it will, it will flow out just
as fast as it flew in, you know. Yeah, but

(01:23:46):
you know if something unnoticed with alex is he got
opinions from incredible, incredible physicians, doctors, scientists, and they encouraged
a second opinion. We want you to go get another opinion.
I think it's very important. Well, they're not the competition, like, right,
come on, stay with us, we're the best. I mean there,
it's a whole different mindset, thank god. Right. We were

(01:24:08):
encouraged by every doctor we've seen to get second opinions
as well. And we were told by a family friend
who's a surgeon. He said, if somebody tells you not
to get a second opinion, you never go see them again, right,
because they're not the right person. Yeah, so there you go. Wow,
I've been saying, I know, any thoughts, Well, hold on,
you did a microphone? Here you go question. Hi, Mega,
I've gone through a lot of stuff in my life.

(01:24:29):
I don't know if you've heard. Yeah, what do you
say to yourself each morning to keep yourself going, because
I know for me, there would be days where I
just didn't want to go on anymore. Is there something
you do or say or something Patrick says that just
keeps you going. I just know that I've seen a
lot of stories, and I see a lot of stories

(01:24:50):
that are positive, and I think that and they always
say keep a positive mindset. So in order to get
through this journey, I just keep trying to keep that
positive mindset. And some days, yeah, no, I don't get
up every morning like super happy that all this is happening,
But I get up and I just I just know
I have to go on in order to fight and
win this battle. And I mean, we don't. You just

(01:25:12):
see so many people who are going through cancer, and
young people are going through cancer, and I know I'm
just one of many, but I just know there's stories
of hope, and that's what kind of gets me up
in the morning. Kind Of a weird comparison. Have you
ever gone out and bought a new car. You thought, well,
not many people have that one, so I'll buy it,
and then all of a sudden, everyone on the road

(01:25:33):
has that car. We found that to be the same
with cancer. As well, and even though cancer has been
surrounding us since we were kids, right when you when
you're going down this path with cancer, you discover how
many people have it or had it or or affected
by it, in which it's just not talked about as
much because who wants to, Like every other conversation has

(01:25:55):
to be about cancer, right, No one wants that. But
you discover the community and all the young people, as
you said, are going through it. It's a monstrous amount
of people. They're on the streets with us every day. Yeah,
it's everywhere. It's scary especially for I mean, no one
wants to talk about colon cancer either, and it's scary
how many young people are getting it and it's so preventable.

(01:26:17):
And that's like they even said, like if I had
gone to a doctor, they would have just been like, oh,
it's just like IBS or like they would have just
put me to the wayside because I'm so young. And
really it's going around like rapidly, like I see more
and more stories about colon cancer for young adults and
it's insane. Like this is why you were saying, you
have to be an advocate for yourself where you know

(01:26:38):
your body and if something doesn't seem right and they
just say nah, and it still doesn't seem right, you
have to be the one to say no, yeah, I
need to And then if that person doesn't pay attention
to you, you need to go to the other doctor
and keep going until someone does pay attention. Yeah. And
it's impossible to get a colonoscopy like people have even
in my life have tried since I've got diagnosed, and

(01:26:58):
it's really hard. If you're young, meaning you're young, it's
gatical and ascopy and that's what everyone we all need
them like early on, because it's true. It's there, it's
showing up. And they just told me it's bad luck.
And that's not what I like to hear. Bad luck.
That's what they say. A physician said bad a doctor
said that. Almost all of them have said bad luck.
What Yeah, Oh my gosh. Get it weird? How cancer

(01:27:20):
when it hits the taboo portions of your body. When
I was a kid, my mother had friends who had
and this is how they said they had breast cancer. Mom,
how come they're not saying breast out loud? Well, because
you know, we just don't talk about are you kidding me?
And then when Alex decides ready for this, when his testicle,
I mean we started talking about testicular cancer, people like

(01:27:41):
whoa I mean, wouldn't stop it. And when cold and
cancer these it's weird if I have arm cancer, like, oh,
what's arm cancer? We can talk about that, let's deal
with that. Well, No, the body is from head to toe.
We have lots of parts. It could be effective about.
It makes you feel more alone and makes you stay
away from actually seeking the that you need. So for you,
I know you said you were a little bit bloated

(01:28:02):
when you came back from your trip. Were there other
things that you noticed that made you think, Okay, this
is a lot more serious than just a bloatum it was.
It was like rock solid. So I looked like I
was five months pregnant. So actually when I went to
the er, they thought I was pregnant and they wouldn't
like let that go. And I was like, I'm not pregnant.
And it was insane and I had to push and

(01:28:22):
push and push, and luckily I had a cousin who
is a nurse and she was like, you need a
set scan, Like you need to get this done. You
need to push for it. And so I pushed for
it and that's when I that's when they found everything
and they diagnosed me wrong. But it was just insane
the amount of like pressure I had to put on
just to get something, and because they don't believe you.
And when you say that you pushed for it for

(01:28:44):
other people who might not know how to do that,
what did you do? I just kept saying it, and
I was like, I need a CT scan. My cousin
saying my cousin's a nurse, she says I need a
set scan. And they were like, well, we'll just give
you a blood test and I was like, no, I
need a CT scan and I was like I need this.
So they took a long time to do it, and
they they were convinced I was pregnant, so they made
me take a pregnancy test before you even got anything done,

(01:29:06):
and like put me on this weight. So it was
just it was a lot, and I it's hard to
advocate for yourself when you're so young and you don't
know what's going on, and you just think that you
ate something wrong or something. But I it was just
not going away. And the second that I couldn't do
yoga anymore or like Peloton was hard. Like I was like, yeah,
there's something wrong. And this is troubling. This is very,

(01:29:26):
very troubling. I mean for anyone and everyone. By the way,
I'm going to ask you the awful question that women
don't like to be asked. How old are you? What's
your age? I'm thirty three, thirty three, But so this
all started when you're in your thirty two thirty one
years old. I'm I'm thirty three still and I've got
diagnosed NIS thirty three and I'll be thirty four next month.
So see, this is how fastest thing is has rolled through.

(01:29:48):
But it is troubling to know that you go to
people because you think they have the answers. They went
to the school, they have the training, so obviously they
know what they're saying. And then they tell you what
their prognosis is and you're you're thinking, I don't think
you're right, and there's an inner conflict. You're like, well,
I should trust them and just back off, you know,
I'll just tiptoe out at the back door, and I
don't want to cause any trouble. Well, you know what,

(01:30:09):
this is your life, and this is Patrick's life. This
is your these are your lives. You've got to cause trouble,
you know, Yeah, you got you have to. You have
to be an advocate for yourself. I sat next to
my babysitter when she was twenty two years old, and
I heard the doctor say to her, Yeah, that lump
just came out of nowhere. It's probably absolutely nothing. Don't
even worry about it. And it was one of the

(01:30:30):
most aggressive cancers that she could have had, and if
she had n't pushed, she probably probably would have ignored
her just like you, and she's doing great now. But
it was you know, they just wire like, nah, it's nothing,
you're young. Ye. In another example, Froggy, you can't he's
over here, he's in Jacksonville. Froggy, of course. Uh yeah,
go ahead, frog, what we're gonna say. So back in

(01:30:52):
twenty ten, I had a brain tumor and I went
to a doctor and I told I had done a
lot of googling. And I know a lot of doctors
don't like when you googled and you find out information.
But I went in with the name of the disease
that I thought I had. And when I went there,
she said, you know, I've been practicing for twenty five years.
I've never seen anybody with that. I don't think that's
what you have. And I was so set on that's
what I had. And I finally pushed for the correct

(01:31:13):
test and I finally got to prove for that test
and it is exactly what I had. And so you're
exactly right. You're your own best advocate. You know your
body better than anybody, and you have to push until
you get an answer. Wow. And you have to be honest.
That's the other thing, because I'll tell you with my dad,
he had he passed away from something that was very
rare that to this day they don't know a lot

(01:31:35):
about it. But I think he lied when he went
to the doctors and he would they'd ask him how
he felt, and he would be like, yeah, I'm fine,
and then when he'd see us, he wasn't fine. So
you have to be honest when you go to the
doctor's office and tell them everything that's going on, how
you're feeling exactly, and you know, take care of yourself,
you know what. And this is maybe this is where
our problem comes from. Our parents, our grandparents. I'll tell

(01:31:59):
you why. They I know my parents, my dad could
have his arm just fall off in the middle of
the street. He go, oh, no, no, probably he'll he'll
look hold it on. Look, oh my dad. And they
come from that generation where they don't want to they
don't want to be an imposition, they don't want to know. Okay, dad,
your head just rolled down the street. Maybe we should
see someone, and you know, but the thing is that

(01:32:19):
they a no, no, don't worry about me, no. And
I think some of that thinking has has rolled off
into us where you know, we're at the time now
where we can say what we feel and be smart
about it and be cool about it. But you gotta
be forward with it. And you were and you still are.
So what's next? I don't even know anymore. I feel

(01:32:41):
like I was one. In the week it was you're
going to do maintenance chemo, and now the next week
it's like, oh, we have this out of the box
surgery because you are so young. But now we're having
surgeons say I don't know if that's a good idea.
And that's been really hard. It's been a really tough week. Um.
You get a lot of blunt doctors, and you get
doctors who will just be like, oh, this isn't curable,

(01:33:02):
Like what what do you think surgery is going to
do for you? And that was my doctor the other day,
and it was heartbreaking and not curable. Yeah, what's it
like hearing that? I had to leave the room. Yeah,
I couldn't even stay in the room. It was so
bad and it just broke me and it almost it
started making me feel hopeless and that's not what I

(01:33:23):
want to feel. And that was really hard, you know, Megan.
Since we started this interview, I cannot tell you how
many people have been texting in saying they were diagnosed
at stage four colon cancer as well, and they're either
in remission or it's done. So for someone to say
and I know all cancers, even colon cancers, are unique.
I understand that. Yeah, but not curable, that's not even

(01:33:44):
an answer. Yeah, it was. It was a rough one.
He was older and he was setting his ways and
he I don't even think he looked at my at
my chart or anything, and it was just heartbreaking, like
it was. It actually broke me, and it was it
was really hard because I've never had doctors say that
to me, Like everyone has been hopeful and has given
me hope and we kind of We used to go

(01:34:05):
into rooms like saying, hey, like, don't give me any
brominosis or anything, and now we are we stop saying that.
And then of course the one time we don't say it,
this guy just kind of breaks me. And so it's
been a rough week. It's been a lot of crying
this week, if I'm being honest. So this is making
up for it tenfolds. I have no idea how to

(01:34:27):
explain my hell happy I am, but it's just an
honor to have you here. But okay, next chapter. Ready
for this. Once this is in your rear view mirror,
and it's hard to think about it when you're in
the middle of it, right, let's think of it once
this is in the rear view mirror. I must assume
from trolling on your Instagram, you guys will be helping
back on airplanes. You'll be flying around the world. You'll
be you'll be pumping Peloton bikes, different, different, different, She's

(01:34:50):
going to be an instructor at Peloton. Have you ever
is it way too early, way to premature to start
thinking about how your feelings about life are going to
be different in the future. Are you starting to see
shades of that, like little glimpses in the fog a
little bit. Yeah, it like completely changes you. I Mean,

(01:35:11):
I'm only thirty three, and I just already think about
how I want to help more people instead of like,
I'm an accountant and it's great, Like it's a great job.
I love numbers and everything, but I'm starting to realize
that I just want to help people, Like my job
doesn't help people, and I want to be that person
that helps someone who's going through the same thing. And
even that's why I shared my story on Instagram as

(01:35:33):
super private about it at first, because I mean I
didn't want anyone to know, but I wanted to get
back to my yoga studio and I was like, I'm
just gonna share my story. And I can't tell you
how many people, like I'm not that popular in Instagram
because like, and so many people reached out to me
either with their own cancer stories that I would never know,
or they've thanked me for allowing them to use me

(01:35:55):
as an example to go get tests. And it's just
been incredible. It's the amount of support that just comes
out of the woodwork on everything, and I just want
to be that person for other people like in the future,
and that's really where I want to go. Like it's
just it's a whole new like release on life, like
good good, you know. And it's also about community. People

(01:36:16):
want to be a part of the community, people who
are experiencing the same thing, either themselves or with their
loved ones. And uh, look, Megan, you know, I'm so
happy that you chose to land here before you go
to your next big meeting, which could be the meeting
that changes everything. You know, we don't know yet. And Patrick,
the fact that you came in here and put up
with us as well as he puts up with you.

(01:36:37):
Every morning. I listen to the replay channel every single day. Nice,
we don't get it in We don't get you guys
live in Maryland, So I listen to the replay channel
every day. We gotta fix that. Well, thank you, thank you.
Any final thoughts. I think it's so happy to meet
you and so you know, and so we've been talking
for so much, you know, on Instagram. It's so nice
to finally meet you in person. I know, this is

(01:36:59):
truly amazing. It was Actually I wrote a bucket list,
and that's the most important thing everyone should have a
bucket list. It doesn't matter if you're sick or not.
Just write everything you want to do down and I
put you down like the top. Yeah, just because you
guys have been so important and even Alex's story with
the Warrior song that changed everything, Like I would listen

(01:37:20):
to that all on the way to chemo every single
day on repeat and it helped so much. So I
appreciate him as well. I think that you are already
doing what you want to do after you get through this,
which is helping people, because again looking at the text messages,
I think you've already hit a ton of people who
are saying I need to go get checked. I'm going
to go get checked. I'm going to advocate for myself

(01:37:41):
and follow through on things that they thought were maybe
a dead end. So you're already doing it. Good job
being here, mt you know. That's that's really one of
the most incredible things you share with us is you
got to fight for your right to party, You got
to fight for your right to get the answers that
you need. And you just can't believe just because they
went to medical school doesn't mean they have the answers.

(01:38:02):
And we just automatically assume they do. They don't always
have them. So these second, third, fourth opinions get a
dozen opinions. What the hell? You know what I'm saying.
You learned so much along the way. Megan and Patrick,
thank you so much for coming in today. Thank you,
thank you so much for having me. This is amazing
good luck today. And there's no better place to you know,
feel peace and be one with nature than here in

(01:38:23):
New York City. Right the smell of urine alone should
be a healing proper. But thank you guys for coming
in and have a beautiful day. Elvin Show in the
Morning Show. Wow, that was great. Megan and Patrick, thank

(01:38:45):
you for coming in. What a great gift, Yah taking
time with us to talk about that. Look, you know
you wake up in the morning like, oh I need
the Morning Show to come on and pick me up.
It makes me feel good. And you know, sometimes we
have other missions, We have other things to talk about.
There are things that are very important in life that
we need to tackle. Is in addition to like acting

(01:39:05):
like a bunch of fools talking about farts all the time. Yes,
I didn't mean to look at you. I know you
looked right at me. When you said fool a good
feel attack call him an idiot. Gandi, call him an idiot.
I'm not feeling good about that. Hey, um let's get
into I guess we're gonna get into sound. We still

(01:39:29):
have to do food news that's on the way. It's
a big day. Um okay, I'll just get Garrett going here.
Hey guy, good morning, Good morning. I don't even know
what you have here? What's going on? All right, let's
start with some college baseball. So Old Miss versus Jacksonville State,
and the play by play announcer was talking about the
designated hitter in baseball. That's the guy that just basically hits.

(01:39:50):
He doesn't play the field, He just gets up in hits.
But this is what the announcer said, designated hitler. Excuse me,
designated hitter looking to get a board. Sorry that folks, Yeah,
just disignated hit All right. Now, let's go to ABC LA.
So it's raining very heavily out in LA and they
were doing a news report out on the street. And

(01:40:11):
then watch the reporter to just give a play by
play of a car going into a puddle. This guy
is gonna go for it. That is not hot recommended
Oh my gosh, and I'm pretty sure he just got
stuck right there. Guys, the water literally hit his window down.
The water was literally going inside onto his lap as

(01:40:34):
he drove through. I can't believe that just happened. Yeah,
he's stuck. He is stuck. Put down the microphone helped
the guy. No, just rather talk about it, all right.
Did you hear about the passenger that got tazered at
the airport because he had three margaritas before he got
onto a flight. Hey, you know what, I didn't know
they're gonna be that strong. Well, this is what it
sounded like when you got tased. That Lizzy dollars to beal,

(01:41:04):
there's no reason to arrest being around now why yeah, yeah,
he didn't get that fourth margarita. Now, um, now some
some gains. A soldier in New Zealand who was volunteering
with the Ukraine military found his friend that he thought

(01:41:25):
died two months ago. Should be handsome, Oh, Louizhouse, Oh
my god, can't you imagine? Yeah? All right, now, let's

(01:41:46):
go up to Canada for Toronto. Toronto Maple Leaves are
playing the Buffalo Sabers and they were singing the national
anthem before the game and the singers might cut out,
so the nice people of Toronto picked up where the
singer left. It happened. We love you citizens of Toronto. Yes,

(01:42:14):
and then fabulous And then earlier we were playing, uh,
we were playing family feud and Nate made a sound
during it. So listeners have asked to start to put
a compilation together. So this is the best of the
best of all of Nate's sounds. This is the weirdest
little squeaks that come out of here. Okay, here are
It's a collection of Nate sounds, the third most Uh. Yeah, hey,

(01:42:45):
what what? What the hell is going on? Very I
don't know what he is. It's weird, you're hang out.
Stupid news is not stupid news, Oh my god, stupid news.
Stupid food news is Hey, Hey, what's up with Hey?

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It's food News Thursday. What's going on? Well, not to
let you down, but not a lot of fast food
news today. I guess this counts, Nate, This is for you.
Krispy Kreme didn't want to make your Saint Patrick's Say
celebration good as gold. They have introduced for all new
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(01:46:30):
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far as food goes, when they color it green, why not,
I just can't. It does always feel weird. It feels
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to do the doctor's who's thing and do green eggs

(01:46:52):
and ham. Yeah, and I got so sick. So now
green food scares me. But no, but these Krispy Kreme
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(01:47:15):
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(01:47:37):
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(01:48:02):
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(01:48:24):
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Number three My hands too fat to fit all the

(01:48:47):
way to the bottom of the tube. But pringles, yeah,
number two ruffles yea. And the number one potato chip
in the United States of America is Ladies. Yeah, that's
my mom's kryptonite lace, original lays potato and once you

(01:49:09):
eat one, the whole bag. Yep, there you go. We
love you, Froggy. What I'm in to push? Where here's
this food? Food? Yes, Scotty be Can I be a jerk? Always?
Are you? Typically are? Pringles are not potato chips by definition?
They are potato crisps. Oh do we wish to battle

(01:49:33):
this out? They're Froggy? No, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I guess he's right. I'm gonna mean I'm not gonna
call Scotty wrong, But I guess it's still the same thing.
Potato chips, Chris, they're all the same. Gandi wants in
the fight. What's the difference between the chip and a crisp?
But there's not enough potato in the actual chip to
be called a potato chip. What's in what's in a
There's other stuff in it, like like what a wheat?

(01:49:54):
Maybe you're some kind of grain, sawdust, yeah, some some
filler cardboard. Yeah, I love prink They're delicious, They're so
beautifully stacked. Yes they are, all right, just saying, okay,
all right, sure you're one of those. Yes, he's the
guy on the show. Has to correct you. I'll meet
you the ATM machine number. This just in. The first

(01:50:20):
ingredient in Pringles is dried potatoes. Well well, well, well
well what sus Scott? What say you, Scotty? No, but
it's not actual it's dried potatoes. It's not like Okay,
what you're saying is a regular potato chip is a
sliced potato. Correct? By definition? They cannot eat chips. Okay,
they're not They're not chips. What do you call them? Crisp?

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But crisps in England is a chip? But who cannot
be Who is saying that there was a lawsuit. There
was a lawsuit a thousand years ago because they used
to be called potato chips and they're not allowed to
be called potato chips. They're not chips off potatoes. Okay,
just saying, even though they use chips off potatoes to
make the potato ingredient. And ride, I wish we could

(01:51:04):
take Scotti's blood pressure right now. Anal retentivity. Scot should
have just sent me a text. I'm sorry, idiot, you know,
And I'm glad that we can do this. At least
I know we can do it on the iPhone. You
can send a text to someone and if you you
change your mind, you're like, you bring it back, you
recall the text, right, only for a little bit of

(01:51:25):
time though. Now yeah, yeah, but what I did not
know was they'll still they'll still get a notification that
you sent a text, yes, and then you pulled it back. Yeah,
well that's just dumb. Well, the thing is is Gandhi's
argument is it's worse than actually just leaving the text
you didn't want to send. For the most part, I
think it causes more trouble and more drama because I

(01:51:46):
have a couple of times unsent a text just because
there was a spelling error or something stupid, or I
sent it to the wrong person, nothing that was egregious,
you know, And then whoever I unsend the text from
gets immediately angry. What was that? What did you send me?
Why did you und I have? This morning? You sent
a text to Garrett at two am? Yes, and then
he said, well, yeah, it was weird. I got this
text from Gandhi but then she recalled it. Yes, so

(01:52:11):
then he thought someone was wrong with you. He thought
something was wrong, or maybe he thought I was talking
about him. But you know because either way, no matter
what happens, when you un send a text, it looks sketchy.
And what actually happened was I come into work every
day with one person. She text me around two thirty
and said she wasn't going to be able to come
in today there was stuff going on, blah blah. So
I text Garrett. It was the middle of the night.

(01:52:32):
I said, if I don't get a response back from
you by this time, I didn't expect him to write
back at that time. Then the girl who texted me said,
it's cool, I'm coming in, don't worry about it. So
for me instead of bothering Garrett again, yeah, I just
unsent the text because it was early. But then it
looks like more It's true, it looks like you you
act you were talking about me, and you meant to
text it to someone else you texted to me. It's

(01:52:53):
like it's also just the same saying hey, you don't
want to want to own never mind exactly. And of
course know what we're gonna say. No, No, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter. Well, yes it does matter, because you
almost told me that's the same exact thing in digital form.
It causes more trouble, but I also really love it
in case I am talking about somebody than I can
un send it and I don't care. They can think

(01:53:13):
what they want without having the confirmation. Hey, um, group
text do you have a problem with group test texts? Now? Scary?
I do. Yes. Now we all have our established group threads,
and we know that we can hide notifications when it
gets too noisy, but they're established already. Now today nt
double a tournament. Everyone's trying to fill out their grids
and everyone's doing smack talking, so they start creating new

(01:53:36):
group texts which are not silenced. So now I got
NonStop people going back and forth like crap talking, who's
gonna win the bracket challenge? And I'm like, guys, can
we just keep this on the other thread. We don't
need so, because now I got a silence a new
thread thread. You know what I'm saying, It's like, it's
just it's it's awful. I hate it. I can't see
it's so upset. I just I really don't know. He

(01:53:58):
just what did you say? Something happened with a group text? Okay,
a new one? Okay, I think he needs a blood pressure. Well, um, hey,
did something funky happen online a couple days ago, because
we were talking about it yesterday. Like with Instagram, there
was something you would go to post, like a photo,

(01:54:19):
and then it would have some song playing it behind
behind it. Did you see that? Yes? It was all
over my feet. I actually even took video of it
because it was popping up and it was in the timeline.
If somebody just posted a photo like a static photo,
not a video or anything else, a photo, Yes, this
is the song that was playing with every static photo.
Are you ready? Yeah? That was one. And look again,

(01:54:44):
it happened to me. Wonder why it happened to all
of us? We don't know. No, something got screwed up
in the gears down It's Instagram. It was weird and
I'm wondering if it happened to anyone else. I hope
it did or else. There's something real sketchy going on
with my Instagram because also on our art page, Brandon
sent me a screenshot of something because he wanted me
to look at it. And in the middle of our

(01:55:05):
page was a post from somebody or something that wasn't
either of us, And I said, what is that? And
it was the something be Eaten guy that somehow it
was in our page, like just loaded in there. Instagram.
You gotta keep in mind there's a lot of moving
parts over there. Things are gonna get screwed up every
once in a while. But that was happening. If it
happened to you too, please text it fifty five. Also, also,

(01:55:28):
there is nothing that makes me laugh harder than if
I'm driving down the road and someone is offended at
something I did in my driving, which is rare. They
shoot the finger. Oh yeah, isn't hilarious? Yeah, shooting the finger?
Of course you can hide behind your locked door, right,
You wouldn't do that if you're walking on the street,

(01:55:48):
but you'll do it like in your car, which is
dumb because nowadays I'm afraid I shoot the finger. You
shoot the guns. But now they're saying the new one
if you really really want to go after someone is
rather than shooting the finger, you do the thumbs down.
I think that's great. The thumbs down is great. Have
you seen people do thumbs down to people. I have
and I have done it to people you have, because

(01:56:09):
it's still really letting them know that they've done something
that just let you down, but it's much less offensive
and almost like, oh, just thumbs down here, you did
something that disappointed me, right, do better? Thumbs down is better.
I still I'm not doing anything like that. I fill
a middle finger up high. You know, if anybody said,
you know what they should have on cars, and we've

(01:56:30):
all thought of it, they should have a digital readout
in the back of your car so you can actually
send messages to people behind you. I'm no, you don't
want that. You don't want that. You don't want to
say messages to people behind you because typically it's gonna
be like get off my ass or you drive like
a moron. But a digital readout on your car is
asking to have your head light shot out. Yeah, and

(01:56:50):
it's double the chance of an accident too, because the
person loading the message then the person reading the message.
They need to have a horn though that has different
levels of aggression. Well really, yeah, so you know you
have like the beep, the one that you lay on
the horn because you're ticked off. But then also they
should have some that are just like, hey, buddy, what's
going on? Like if you see a friend driving on
the shoe, Hey buddy, Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We're

(01:57:12):
kind of like, hey, lights green, you know, no, no,
no, no no, I think it's the worst time ever. Those
people drive me nuts. The light just turns green and
you're beeping, aby, shut off. You know, I really looking
a chance to put my foot on the gas. Hey,
so I fell down the TikTok hole last night. Have
you seen the woman who actually unscrews her toilet seat

(01:57:35):
and puts it in the dishwasher. I don't think I've
ever been more upset with a TikTok? Have you seen
that one? I saw it. She put in her dishwasher
with other dishes. Well, no, but it cleans everything. It
doesn't matter. There are charticles flying everywhere. That's disgusting. I'm
not worried about that. You really, no, no, the dishwasher
takes care of that charticles. And you know, oh, I
still don't want to use a fork that was in

(01:57:56):
the dishwasher with my toilet seat. You look at all
the dirty, nasty dishes you put in there. You don't
put those dishes in your butt. No, no, but you
put dishes in there that had the cats licking on them.
And you know there's something so and savory though about
a toilet set right? Do you say it's cleaner than

(01:58:18):
a lot of things? But wait, it is because it's
less porous. But hold on, can't you just leave it
screwed on your toilet and clean it? That's what I've
always done, TikTok. I think is it's maddening to me.
It's really turning the world into a screwed up place.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Quick? I know,

(01:58:41):
but you're slowing down the world by not saying what
you're doing. You want me to say it on the air.
We gotta go. What are you doing? If you're doing
to report? This needs to be really quick. Are the
ones you need to go to break? Okay? Whatever he said?
It's very fast? All right? All right? What are you
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