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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Even when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy and
he's real talk.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I think he's great. He's got an amazing energy show.
I am great. I have amazing energy. Hey, Welcome to day.
Welcome to the day. No, mercury is not in retrograde,
but we have decided that uranus is in retrograde. Today.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I feel like mine is always in retro.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, it's a planet, Danielle. Sorry, a lot of weird,
quirky things are happening, but I've decided to just let
it roll, not not be all bogged down by things
that go wrong today. Okay, let's celebrate all the things
that are quirky and just a little off today. My
alarm is set to the wrong time. I woke up late.

(00:49):
I had to feed the dogs, had to walk the dog.
My ride rolls up doesn't look like my ride. Some
stranger picked me up and brought me to work today.
Gandhi was running late today, Yes, I was, Danielle. Everything
so far, so good, So far, so good.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
The day's young.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, your coffee was missing.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
My coffee was missing. Someone left their leftover burrito in
my in my refrigerator, So today uranus could be in retrograde. Hey,
can we play a song that has the word dance
floor in the middle? What do you have, diamond? What
do you have a song that uses the word dance
floor in the lyrics?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Evacuate the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Evacuated cast even you wait to dance?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Dance?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
How about no parking on the dance floor? No one
knows that with any I don't know. You don't have to.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm excited to learn something.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You don't have the song no parking on the dance floor? Well, no,
look it up. Who is it by sugar Hill Gang?
Oh my god, we do have. It's My Midnight Star.
Put it in. Where is it? Are you ready for?
No parking on the dance floor? Okay, whistles, You're gonna
love this. Excuse me, madam? All right right, let's do

(02:07):
a show. I have no theme song here? All right?
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well what else I would have known you when those
songs were out? Because you look like a party.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, you know you got to understand something. When those
songs were out. I didn't like them, No, No, I
was deep cut, deep cut, man.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Those are those little dances to them that you were
just doing.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No one needs to know about those. Oh I did
do a little bit of a robot Daniel. Until you
know how to master the robot, you really don't get it.
Should we take robot classes? All right? People aren't texting
and love this song. Awesome start to the day, great song,
no parking in the dance floor. I'm jamming. Oh my god,

(02:48):
good morning. People like it?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
My heart made a wise decision putting me in this chair.
I really do think so. I definitely should made me
the music director.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Somewhere there's an alarm going off.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, time to fire him operator. Hello Jack, good morning,
something you never say on a plane. Hi Jack, so
Jackson Marbles, good morning listening to Why one hundred? On
your way to work? Now you're a carpenter. I love that.
Now what are you working on? What are you building today? Jack?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
I am putting on a dick.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What you're putting on a deck?

Speaker 7 (03:27):
Outside?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
A deck? Okay, Oh my god, I guess I'm a
carpenter some days as well.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Jack. You know it's gonna be a beautiful day. You're
gonna be working outside doing your thing. You must love
your work. Is this something you started as a kid
building things or is it something you had to learn
over time?

Speaker 9 (03:48):
No, I started diss in Island when I was about
fifteen or sixteen, and then I just love what I do.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
A guy who can work with his hands. If I
tried to build a deck, it would cave within the
first five minutes of someone stepping on it. So we
admire what you do. Jack. I hope you have the
best day ever, and thank you for listening to us
on the way to work. Hey, what do you have
for Jack? We've got a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card.
How about Oh that was a lame attempt. That was
pretty good, though, Jack, what do you think? Thank you

(04:16):
very much, appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
He didn't complain, didn't even hear you.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Jack, You're fabulous. Enjoy your drive through it, Wendy's thank
you so much for listening to us. And have a
safety watch out for that that staple gun nail gun.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Together.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I would use electric tape to put an entire deck together. Anyway. Well,
we're off to a rousing start here, as as you know.
If you're just waking up, it's not mercury, but uranus
is in retrograd, and we move on to the three
things we need to know from Gandhi. Oh, Gandhy, you
know I'm in today for the first time this week,

(04:54):
and you guys are acting like I'm some fool from
another planet. If you don't need to come in anymore
and bring this crazy monster energy.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I mean, we're acting like you're a fool.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know what my energy level is up here? You
guys are like still swimming in the ocean. You gotta
come out to the beach and have some fun.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Did you take like a big ass coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I just started.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
It's gonna be one of those days, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm excited to see you guys. Hi, I'm excited to
see you. You get all the way in here. Do
you go all this trouble to come see your friends
and they don't want to see you? Fine, I'll find
someone if you want to party with me. One eight
hundred and two four zero one hundred. All right, let's
get into the three things Gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
All right? A California woman is suing McDonald's, claiming that
she was scalded by hot coffee. The lawsuit, filed earlier
this month, says that the eighty five year old was
left with severe burns after she bought coffee at a
drive through, and says that the lid was improperly secured
by the staff. She says it came off completely when
she went to take a sip and she had burns
on her neck.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
This hot, very hot. Those apple pies that McDonald's used
to serve and it said on the package caution filling.
Maybe hot. It's because someone was scalded by apple pie filling.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh my god, God, all terrible.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That seems like something. It doesn't come off easily too.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's a very dangerous place that mcdonne's.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
The tumult is terrible. She also said that when she
requested help from several staff members, they actually ignored her.
She's accusing the restaurant of gross negligence and seeking over
twenty five thousand dollars in damages. Speaking of lawsuits, have
any of you been enrolled for Amazon Prime without knowing
about it?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, apparently a lot of people were, and the FTC
is now naming three executives that it claims were key
players in the scheme to enroll Prime customers without their knowledge.
The agency amended a lawsuit on Wednesday that it filed
against Amazon last June. The agency said three vice president
knew what was going on, and they were enrolling customers
without their knowledge, and they chose not to do about

(06:46):
anything about it when they found out that it was happening.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Well, you know what, they did it for their own good.
Those people needed to be prime members.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
They just didn't know it.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
That's true. Yes, that's so good for you.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is going to hurt me them, Well, it's going
to hurt you. I'm going to enroll you.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
You you for your own good. And finally, a collar
that belonged to the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader
Ginsburg is going on sale for nearly two hundred thousand dollars.
It's actually going to an auction. The famous golden collar
with glass beams beads has been dubbed the Pegasus by
Ginsburg's family. It was one of her favorites. This is
the first time per signature neckwear has been available to

(07:20):
buy since her passing in twenty twenty. The top bid
is currently sitting at one hundred and ninety five thousand dollars,
with less than a day left in that auction. The
auction house says it plans to donate part of the
proceeds to charity. I thought it would go for way
more than that, but so far it's right around two
hundred thousand dollars. And those are your three things ready
for Thursday.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
Let's go Elvis Durand's shuening Mo, which translates as morning show.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
This is Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 4 (07:59):
I like there's like an air of chaos about into
that you never.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Know what it's gonna happen. That's what I feel.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Well.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
The good news is I used all my energy in
the first break and I have none left for the
rest of this.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
We do.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
We have guests coming today. We've got to clean up
this mess. We do, Yes, we do. You'll see it's
a surprise. Yeah, go ahead, ruin the surprise. Christ Chris Stefano,
we love him. He was on He was on here
what several years ago?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
It was definitely the old studio pre pandemic.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
And look what's happened to his career. I mean he
has really turned it up. I mean he's selling out,
uh the Arenas.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, he Chris is really funny. He's coming in.
What's scary?

Speaker 11 (08:46):
He started by doing a podcast with our own Garrett
and worst assistant Anthony. The three of them had a
podcast on the OST network.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Absolutely, now look at him anyway, So he's coming in today.
Other than that, it's just us. Good morning everyone, Good morning,
Danielle l good morning, good morning, Gandhi morning, good morning,
their producer Sam morning, Hi, Nate, and they're Scattery, good morning.
I see Scotty b Hi, Scotty Hi. And there's Diamond
high Diamond. How you doing today, Stuffy, you old stuffy?

Speaker 8 (09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Is that while you're masked up?

Speaker 9 (09:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Annoying.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's so nice of you to mask up.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh, you're welcome, and let's see uh Froggy. Of course
it is Thursday, our favorite day of the week, food
news Thursday. I'm sorry that I took some of your
headlines yesterday during the Wednesday show. Oh it's okay. Did
you replenish, we will rebuild. Replenish it, we will rebuild. Okay,

(09:44):
So I jokingly said, with things kind of falling off
the walls, that today is all about uranus being in retrograde.
Thought it'd be kind of funny to say it. Uranus
is actually in retrograde?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Do you even though it could do that?

Speaker 8 (09:58):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, all planets can, I do believe, or all signs?
Can you tell us what that means? Uranus in retrograde?

Speaker 12 (10:04):
So, according to our engineer Jeff, who moonlights as a
cosmologist of assuming, he said that uranus is actually in
retrograde until January twenty fourth of next year, which means
good change is coming.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I heard this from someone else as well. The planets
are lining up in a way where good change is coming.
And I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
But so, mercury in retrograde bad, uranus in retrograde good.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't think we really defined mercury in retrograde efficiently.
I do believe, as I understand, it means electronics can
go south and don't sign any contracts.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That seems bad to me, this mercury uranus in retrograde
means great change is a comment.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm excited. Oh here's more from me.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
So it says the best way to be the best
way to deal with a retrograding uranus is to do
a self reflection, which can help you deal with your
inner issues.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, all right? Issues? Issues mean tissues, as they say,
all right, is that what the line goes.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I've never heard that, but I'm gonna start.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Using issues is tissues, okay, meaning you know? All right, okay,
so let's just deal with the fact that great change
is coming because uranus is in retrograde. I thought, no,
this is kind of nice. All right. With that said,
now I've said good morning to everyone. We've acknowledged today's Thursday,
our favorite day the week. We got food news on
the way. Let's get into the horoscopes with producer Sam.

(11:36):
What do you got going on? Who are you doing with.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Our food news celebrity mister Froggy?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
All right, God want Froggy. Let's do it.

Speaker 13 (11:42):
Here we go the celebrated birthday today. You celebrate it
with Bill Murray, Billy Porter, Faith Hill, and Jason Derulo Capricorn.
Trust where you are in life, your progress is beautiful.

Speaker 14 (11:54):
Your day's of seven Aquarius, think big and allow yourself
to make big moves to match your days of six.

Speaker 13 (12:00):
You'll be very proud of your inner creativity as it
starts to surface.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Your day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 14 (12:05):
You're the star of your own movie, so write a
script deserving of your attention.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 13 (12:10):
Opportunity is everywhere, so make intentional choices your days of six.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Hey, Gemini.

Speaker 14 (12:15):
Limitations are really opportunities to grow, so use them to
your advantage your days an eight Cancer.

Speaker 13 (12:20):
If you're not doing the work you love, find a
way to incorporate it into your daily life. Your day's
a nine.

Speaker 14 (12:26):
Leo, the first step to getting a better life is
accepting you deserve one.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Your days of seven.

Speaker 13 (12:31):
Virgo, accept every opportunity to express your talents and abilities
your days an.

Speaker 14 (12:36):
Eight, Hey, Libra, you have the strength to remain calm
in the face of adversity, but you have to work
at it.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Your days of.

Speaker 13 (12:41):
Five Scorpio, when challenged today, close your eyes, take a
few deep breaths to help you through your day's of nine.

Speaker 14 (12:48):
And finally, Sagittarius, the universe is on your side. Be
thankful for the changes it allowed you to make recently.
Your day's a ten and those are your Thursday morning
horus copes.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Excellent, Danielle, your first of the day. What are you
coming up?

Speaker 15 (12:59):
Handler Swifts's work real fast, and Drake surprises a dedicated
fan with something cool.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You know what if we really want to ramp up
military Taylor Swift fans BTS fans. I mean they are reactionary.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yes, they get it done.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
They get it done. And you said they were quick
to the draw. We'll find out what that means.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
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Speaker 1 (13:26):
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Speaker 9 (13:32):
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Speaker 5 (13:50):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 16 (13:53):
Let's do it.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Receive this really cool text from Nathan. Good morning, Nathan, Nathan, Oh, Harriet,
Oh there he is. I didn't have the Nathan button pushed. Hi. Nathan,
there you are.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
We're doing well. So is Texas, telling us he's riding
from Boston to Newport for charity and a bike ride.
It's like one hundred miles, right.

Speaker 16 (14:21):
Yeah, it's one hundred and three and a half. I
think it's through bikes of the Beach. It raises money
and awareness for autism.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh yeah, it's called the New England Ride for Autism
and Disabilities. That's cool. One hundred three miles. It's those
three miles that they're gonna get you.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah. Have you ever peddled that far before, Nathan?

Speaker 16 (14:43):
Honestly, I've only done sixty two miles, but I feel
pretty good that once I'm doing it, I'll be able
to do the full one hundred miles.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
See I can hear it in your voice. Yeah, can't
you tell? By listening to Nathan, we profile you as
a long distance bike rider.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is that you sound like a Yeah, you not like
a biker exactly?

Speaker 16 (15:02):
Thanks? I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, Well, the good news keeping you company. You can
listen to our shows on demand and you're gonna just
catch up with old shows to keep yourself amused or
what are you doing to like stay in the game.

Speaker 16 (15:17):
Yeah, so I usually listen to you guys every day.
I'm out in the truck all day, so then the
next day I listened to the podcast to listen to
what I missed. So, uh, for Saturday, when I'm writing,
I'll just listen to like this week's podcasts.

Speaker 15 (15:32):
Okay, well that's good, And you can listen to serial
Killers and Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, we got them all wet. It's called I don't
remember the name of my podcast. Think it's called Thinking
out Loud. Now that's your true entertainment right there. Hey,
young Nate, no offense to us.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
I think we're fantastic, but if I'm biking one hundred miles,
I probably want something with a little more tempo and
a little more energy, like some nineties Jo.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Can you just crap all over everything we do? Every
time I bring up anything, you crap all over it.
I'm not crapping all over it, but to listen to
listen to us.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
But you know, you might want to have like that
reserve playlist there, Nathan, in case you're getting a little tired,
just crank up some I don't know C. C.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Peniston or something like that.

Speaker 10 (16:11):
It doesn't Oh my god, don't you guys love that
kind of music?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Nathan, Don't listen to him. I we're very happy and
honored that you're listening to our show. Don't listen to Nate.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
You'll thank me, thank you?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Okay, Mike off all right? Uh you know what Nate
also said, Oh you need to tell him it's going
to be a rainy weekend. Oh yeah, it's gonna be
rainy too.

Speaker 10 (16:34):
You are bite Chain's gonna rust there like Debbie Downer
Man just being real here.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, no, I'm speaking the truth, all right, Okay, okay,
thank you, Nathan. I hope you have the best time ever,
and you're doing it for a great cause. How can
we contribute if I get some info off off the
air or whatever, will you lead us that direction because
we want to uh we want to add to the pot.

Speaker 16 (16:53):
As they say, yeah, sure, it's my friend and I
doing it. We have a team. It's the team name
is Slow and Unsteady.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
All right, sounds good there, Okay, Slow and Unsteady, it
sounds great. We're backing you on this Slow and Unsteady. Now,
so we go onto the website, which is bike to
the Beach dot org. Bike to the Beach dot org.
Look for Slow and Unsteady and donate to Nathan. And

(17:23):
what's your friend's name, Nathan?

Speaker 16 (17:26):
His name is Darren.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, Nathan and Darren Slow and unsteady. I don't know
which is which doesn't matter. We're gonna donate right now,
and best of luck, and you have a lot of fun.
It's really a great thing you're doing, Nathan.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Awesome.

Speaker 16 (17:37):
I wasn't looking for donations, but I just wanted to
talk to you guys, and I listened to you every
day and I love the show.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Nate's gonna do
everything you can to drive you away, but we're gonna
try to keep you. Thanks for listening. Hold on, Thank you, Nathan.
Have a safe trip. Okay, okay, but why do you
do that. I'm just being real here.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
He's gotta know he's gonna be People don't be cycling, people.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Don't turn us on for real.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I bet he knows it's gonna rain. I have a
check the weather.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Did you hear what Nate says? I bet your your
chain's gonna rush. Probably well, I wouldn't ride my bike
in the rain. I bet if you if your scrotim
gets too sweaty, you're gonna get chlamydia.

Speaker 16 (18:24):
A hundred.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
He's only done sixty. Do you know the pressure that
puts on your prostate he's gonna get Oh my god,
you've gotta have a little prostate issues. Wow, Danielle, Wow,
I gotta turn you off.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
We're we're supposed to come in here every day. We're
sworn in to come in every day and make people
feel good. And you're like, I don't know. Okay, Danielle, Yes,
you can pick it up. Save our show.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm gonna start with COVID news.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
So sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
So Sarry Shepherd was actually supposed to compete with us
this week.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, Sherry Shepherd.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Wasn't feeling great. Love me, Sherry, but.

Speaker 15 (19:02):
I'm kind of glad you didn't stop by because unfortunately.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
She has COVID right now.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Uh.

Speaker 15 (19:07):
You know, her show is continuing even though we have
a writer strike going on. It's never employed union writers,
so you know, the season debuted on Monday, and then
yesterday they released a statement saying that she has to,
you know, step back just for a little.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
While utill it's better you know she did the show yesterday. Yes,
I watched it and her voice was gravity. Yeah, she
hadn't been tested yet.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
So.

Speaker 15 (19:27):
Strike Force three is a live event that was supposed
to take place in Vegas this Saturday night with Jimmy Kimmel,
Jimmy Fallon, and Stephen Colbert. Jimmy Kimmel has COVID and no,
Jimmy Kimmel said they have to cancel.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
That is happening news.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
This is crazy, This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Way did you get to the three things?

Speaker 17 (19:47):
No?

Speaker 15 (19:48):
So, Jamie Lynn spears apparently getting special treatment while competing
on Dancing with the Stars, and fans are not happy
because she.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Was apparently allowed.

Speaker 15 (20:00):
To rehearse in Tennessee, near her home instead of LA
while other people have to rehearse. So a lot of
fans are like, well, why does she get special treatment?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
That's not cool?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
So why I have no idea.

Speaker 15 (20:11):
So yesterday I told you about this Taylor Swift and
Google launching this word puzzle to reveal her album track list.
Fans had to complete thirty three million. Well thirty three Well,
the fans completed.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Thirty three million word puzzles. Let's just say that and.

Speaker 15 (20:25):
It just came out. This is how crazy the fans were.
They completed thirty three million word puzzles in like less
than twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
That is freaking insane. I'm crazy. But the vault is
now open and now you.

Speaker 15 (20:36):
Can see exactly what songs are going to be on
nineteen eighty nine Taylor's version.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Would they be as effective if they developed a Taylor
Swift Rubik's Cube?

Speaker 15 (20:45):
I don't know, Okay, And Drake did something really cool.
He surprised a dedicated fan at his Houston concert. So
he noticed that this fan had been coming to other
concerts on his door, and so he called out the fan,
expressed his appreciation and said, you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna fly you first class to Atlanta, give you

(21:06):
the VIP section, and give you ten thousand dollars to
stand in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Nice? How cool is that?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So you can't play that story? Great start, damnit.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
And this is actually a cool story too.

Speaker 15 (21:18):
The writer's strike might be coming to an end very soon.
They were talking yesterday. Apparently they're meeting again today and
we'll see what happens. It's either chair or tomorrow the
meeting again. But they're hoping that they're gonna come to
an agreement and that it's going to be done very soon.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
So that is awesome.

Speaker 15 (21:36):
BTS and their label, Big Hit Music are renewing their
contracts for future work starting in twenty twenty five. Why
twenty twenty five, because that's when all of the members
will be done with their military service. Yes, so that's
when we'll probably hopefully get all the boys back together again.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
And what are we watching?

Speaker 15 (21:54):
Thursday Night football? The forty nine Ers and the New
York Giants. You might want to play the music with that.

Speaker 18 (21:59):
Oh yeah, sorry, Giants, generation Gap, the generation Gap, the
prank pedal, Little Old Star Shore all tonight.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
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Speaker 5 (22:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
So I was out for a few days walked into
my office this morning, opened my little refrigerator, you know,
and you know, and I know Scottie Bee keeps his
milk in there, and sometimes Nate will put some stuff
in there. So I find this wrapped up leftover sandwich
or something like what the he and Scottie says, Oh,

(22:59):
that's a looks like a burrito. So I made Scotty
open it. I didn't want to get leftovers a refrigerator,
scare me. Yeah they should, And so you opened it
up and look there it is He's I told told
him to save it. I had to get a transfer
to my refrigerator. I said, get it out of my refrigerator.
It was like eggs, rice, maybe chicken, and some cheese.

(23:21):
It's very burritosh. So here's the thing I know. I
was in our community refrigerator when we used to have one,
was always a science experiment. I mean you'd open it. Yeah,
you would open it and like life size oysters would
like jump out and walk around like like big pieces
of snot and legs and eyes, and we'd crawl out
of a refrigerator. Because you guys are disgusting, disgusting, Okay,

(23:44):
So I want to keep mine pristine, and so I
opened it up and there's a Daniel. There's a half
eaten burrito in my refrigerator. Was it wrapped sort of loosely?

Speaker 8 (23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
So I made Scottie open it up outside my office
anyone wanted nobody.

Speaker 15 (24:00):
Is it an old burrito or is it at least
like it looks like it's still good.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
It looks like it's from the expensive place that Scary
bought breakfast from. I think on Monday, maybe Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Tuesday, And it's probably not chicken. It's probably tater tots.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh, so it's probably yours.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
To nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No proof you walked your half eaten sandwich or whatever
burrito into my office and put it in. Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
It's gonna get I don't admit to doing it. However,
if I had done it, it would have been because
the community fridge, like you said, is absolutely disgusting, and
Scotty's fridge, which we're supposed to be able to use,
doesn't get cold. So I've been told if you want
to keep something, there's only one option.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Why does he have a refrigerator that doesn't get cold?
It's just a storage box.

Speaker 15 (24:45):
Everything goes band in there. I go oh, can I
just put this in here for a couple hours. He goes,
It's not going to be good when you take it out.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
That's like having a tire that doesn't roll. What's the point.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
So I think here's that.

Speaker 15 (24:57):
I think I have a solution. I think if you
you buy Scottie a new fridge, we don't have to
use yoursator.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
But I use your fridge too all the time. You
just don't realize it because I grabbed my stuff fast.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Well, so see here's what happened.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
If your stealth, like Danielle, you're safe.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
It was from the expensive place, and it was a
delicious burrito, so I had planned to eat the second
half of it yesterday because leftovers are my favorite food group.
And then Panda Express came in, so I was like,
I'm gonna get there before Elvis. I'm gonna get my
burrito out. Everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well, I was late. I'm happy I didn't run into
the canisters of fried riising things this morning. If it
was me, it was yeah, Nate, Okay.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
Do you remember when Gandhi basically almost died in the hospital. Yes,
I'm convinced she probably poisoned herself because she forgot about
these leftovers. And when we cleaned out her desk that time,
she had leftover soup and butter that wasn't refrigerated for
four months in her desk.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Soup, Yeah, there was soup. An it.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
I think it was on my desk, on her desk.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Okay, okay, this is why you're like on the edge
of death at all times.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I have a really healthy Flora. I don't know, flora.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Another name for a band, healthy Flora. Can I dispose
of this? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Please?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well no, it's you. You want it? Scary, I'll warm
it up.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Scary, yeah, scary, No one bid it.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay. So I bring this up because I know a
lot of people listening can relate. The refrigerator at work
is just a death scene.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
It's horrific over there.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, they're dead people in there, absolutely, just like Nate's
freezer at home. There's like head severed heads, frozen thieves.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Thieves abound around here. We have one guy who said
his chicken and rice has been stolen three days in
a row. I can't risk my burrito getting taken.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Didn't he say so? In stole the chicken out of
his chicken and rice?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Oh, did he left the rice?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
The chicken people are a bunch of pigs. Can we
just talk about something interesting that I saw this in
the news and Gandhi and I were talking about it.
I cannot say enough men do not understand what women
go through in life. I know that's a very broad statement.
I'm a very dear friend who's going through some reproductive

(27:03):
issues whatever, and I see the hell she's going through
and the hell her body is going through, and I'm like, God,
guys don't understand. Most of them don't. There's a guy
in California who is suing the hospital, a hospital for
over sixty six hundred million dollars because they encouraged him

(27:26):
to watch his wife's sea section. Yeah, do you want
to explain this story?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yes, he filed this lawsuit because he said, like you said,
they encouraged him to watch it, and after he said
it made him crack. He developed a psychotic illness and
he's never going to be the same again because it
was so traumatizing having to see something like that when
he didn't want to.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Right, Yes, And did he also include in there, I'll
probably never want to have sex with my wife again
because I saw him he's an idiot. He is, and
he's suing for six and forty three million dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Money force him. There no encouraged.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Okay, so this is stupid.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It is stupid. But look at what she went through,
and he's the one suing. She went through a sea section,
and they make it as painless as possible.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
I know.

Speaker 15 (28:10):
But sure they're not going to cut you open without.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Drugs exactly, but you think about the trauma of going
through it with or without drugs. Look at what she
went through, and he's open her and take my new
Moore baby out.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
My friend had a sea section and she said they
are There are literally times where your organs are sitting
next to you. Yeah, Like they just take everything out,
take out a baby, and put it back, and it's
a much harder recovery process than having a vaginal bird.
I can't imagine any of it. But I also can't
imagine my partner being like, this was so much harder
on me, and it was on you.

Speaker 15 (28:45):
Can you imagine if they have your parts out on
a table, it's like the game off her.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Where does this go?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I don't remember, it's.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Where it came from. And that's just that's just childbirth, right,
then you take it to periods, which I don't think
people can ever understand. Sometimes I don't understand what other
women are going through. And then birth control, which I
don't care what anybody says. Birth control is so difficult
to deal with for a lot of people. Hey can
spike your blood pressure, give you blood cloths, make you

(29:13):
have mood swings like I know when I was taking
birth control. I'm not. I don't think I am a
very moody person. I'm pretty much stable as far as
my moods go. But when I was taking birth control,
I could feel the Friday before I was going to
get my period, I was just emotional about everything.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Right.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I would get angry, I would get sad, all of
these things. And you're doing all of this, yes, just
for your body, of course, but also you would like
your partner in all of this to have some empathy
and understand what's exactly.

Speaker 15 (29:38):
And then once it's all over, oh you're not having
children anymore, Let's put you through.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Menopause and.

Speaker 15 (29:45):
Bloating and this and that and crankiness and you know,
feeling like crap all the time. And I'm like, dude, it,
why can't they just be a button that you push.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I'm done and my mom and God rest her soul.
She went through awful uti issues and I mean so
Gandhi kind of scratched on scratch the surface a little bit.
If you have a partner in life that is totally
empathetic for what you're going through and understands the science
behind what you're going through, and they can help maneuver,

(30:16):
help you a maneuver around it and sometimes be smart
enough to maneuver around it themselves. It's not say the
wrong things. You've got a great partner, absolutely, and you
know that comes with anything, not only female issues, but
someone who's empathetic to what you're going through and they actually,
you know, walk that mile in your shoes. Absolutely, you
got a winner there, really, And if they aren't empathetic, yeah,

(30:41):
here's Elva Elva head a sea section. Hi, Elva, Hi,
I'm doing well. Sea sections. How much fun are they?

Speaker 12 (30:50):
Please?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
They are definitely. First of all, I just want to.

Speaker 17 (30:53):
Say I absolutely love you guys. Thank you to you
every morning teacher. I drive to work about an hour
and a half every day and love you guys.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
You keep me seeing.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Thank you so much on that note.

Speaker 7 (31:03):
Yeah, definitely sea sections. Wow.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (31:08):
Six weeks after having my sea section with my firstborn son,
my appendix went. It kicked the bucket. I guess they
say once they take out all your organs, they put
them back. Sometimes it aggravates it and I had to
get my appendice removed six weeks.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Act I happened my little guy and it was definitely
no joke.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Wow, no, Do you have a partner that was totally
supportive of you and understanding what you were going through?

Speaker 8 (31:33):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (31:34):
Yeah, absolutely, he was great. I didn't want to go
to the hospital and he was like, oh, I think
you have a kind of sitis.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I was like, no way.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
I was like I'm fine.

Speaker 17 (31:43):
Then I started using and he's like, I really think
you need to go to the hospital.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
He called my mother, she came from my.

Speaker 17 (31:50):
Son and he dragged me and the next day we
had a block party with about eighty people for my
mother in law's sixtieth no fiftieth Perdy.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I don't remember what she was, but.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yep, oh my god. So but back to the point
that your husband is totally totally empathetic with what you're
going through, and in any relationship, no matter what, does circumstances.
They need to be locked into what you're going through.
I look, it's it's not easy always. Sometimes you got
to stop your life and look at theirs and go, okay,

(32:24):
look I get what they're going through and be a
and be a part of the solution and not the problem.
So you heard the story that God he was talking about.
This husband in California is suing the hospital for over
six hundred million dollars because they allowed him to watch
a sea section.

Speaker 17 (32:40):
Crime River get over to see it because he really
wanted to. He wanted to experience the whole thing. He's like,
if this is what you're going through, I want to
see it. And they wouldn't allow him.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
They had a sheet up.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
If he didn't sit down, they were throwing him at
I was like, sit down.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Most of the time.

Speaker 15 (32:59):
Sea section, I don't think they allow you to look.
I think they want you up on top with your
woman's head and not down to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
They want your they want they want her head coming
out a window on the building and you have to
be outside with her head. That's all you get, a
little head outside. You know what I'm saying exactly? Elvia, Well,
how are you doing now though, how are you feeling,
how's your health?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Oh that's that perfectly fine, Thank goodness. I ended up
having another kid.

Speaker 17 (33:23):
About three years later. That one was in scheduled section.
I knew what to expect and it was fine, Thank goodness.
No other organs had to come out that time.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
People don't understand, you know, they unpack organs just like
opening up the hood of a car and pulling here's
a carburetor.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
It makes me kurt.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
There you go. Here's the radiators found it. Thank you
all right, Elvia. Thank you have a great drive, and
thanks for listening to us every day. Appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Good morning, Elvis Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
As we come to you live and then of Midtown
Manhattan in New York City. Right across Manhattan from US
is the United Nations. They get together go into session.
All nations for most nations that are allowed anyway from
around the world get together to try to figure out
how to be united. I just don't see a lot
of that united stuff happening. Unification, I don't know. But anyway,

(34:22):
they're doing their best. But meanwhile it turns our city
into a parking lot, lots of gridlock, you may live
in a town that the word gridlock doesn't even apply ever.
Here it means light to turn red than green, than
right than green, and no one moves right because it's
cross town. It's a it's a grid just like a

(34:43):
tick take toe board. Right, you're better off walking exactly.
So that's going on, and the traffic is really bad.
And there I saw road range on the way up
town today. Even with the lack of traffic that the
morning presents, it was these people want to get out
of the car and beat the crap out of each other.
And Danielle saw, like, did you see two uber drivers

(35:05):
going at it yesterday?

Speaker 15 (35:05):
And as it was so crazy, they were so pissed
at each other. So I don't know if they cut
each other off or one and you know.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
They were both set uber on their car okay, cool.

Speaker 15 (35:14):
And so one had his had his window down. The
other one took a cigarette butt and threw it into
the other one's car window.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, And I'm like, what does and they wonder why
they want to beat the hell out of them?

Speaker 15 (35:27):
And then the light turns right, the light turned and
then they came. The one guy pulls over to the
side of the road. The one who got the cigarette
butt in his car gets out of the car chases
the other car down the street, screaming and yelling.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I'm like, oh my god, what the hell's happening.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Was anyone on the sidewalk with their camera up catching me?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I don't know, but I was like, I'm getting out
of here.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I want to be part of this.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Lets me get the hell out of here. It's crazy,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Look, I know people are a bunch of a holes
when they drive. Okay, you're gonna get tested, You're going
to get pushed to your limits. It's smarter to try
to show restraint and just ignore it and move on.

Speaker 15 (36:08):
Who throws a cigarette into somebody else's car, that's a
crazy person.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I mean, that was disgusting, an idiot. And the thing
is that you're you are taking your life in your
own hands because people are going to pull the gun
out and shoot you in the head and you don't
even know who it could be or why. But why
do you want to put yourself in that situation.

Speaker 15 (36:25):
The other problem to me is that you're going to
cause an accident because you're acting like a fool on
the road. Everyone's paying attention to you being a fool,
and you're weaving in and out and doing this and
yelling and screaming, and accidents are going to happen.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You know, it's not cool.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
So getting mad at someone on the road and going
after them, what are you solving with that other than
it makes you feel like you got them.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
I don't know, and you don't really got them because
then you just ruined your day a little bit too.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Practicing patience is so important. It's very difficult, but it's
so important.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You know, I'll see you because on the highway I'll
see these guys in their little cars that go I
don't know why they do that, but that's not my business.
But they'll start racing each other. The machismo comes out
and they want to like and they start weaving in
and out of traffic. The problem with that, other than
being a bunch of idiots, the problem is it makes

(37:21):
all of us on the road who are just driving normally.
It makes us anxious. Of course, you become very selfish.
You forget you're screwing with all of us when you
do stuff like that. Absolutely, anyway, just get there, take
your time. If you want to slow me down because
you drive like an idiot or there's traffic, then that
means I get a few extra minutes to get there.

(37:43):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Cheese hole.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
No, don't be a my cheese holes.

Speaker 11 (37:48):
And can we extend this rule that if I'm in
a situation with potential road rage and I don't say anything,
that members of my carpool don't get to speak and
scream out the window for me on my phone.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Wait, I'll just paint the picture. Who is in your carpool, Gandhi,
Gandhi and you Sam, and what happened?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I have no idea because he's the road rage lunatic
and all of us fear for our lives, and we're
in the car with him. He speeds up to slam
on his brakes. He's that dude that'll beep at someone
from like five cars back. I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (38:20):
You call it assertive driving, But I never screamed out
the window. See one time Gandhi saw someone doing something disrespectful.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh the littery, Yeah, the litter book. That was a
road rage. That was just rage.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
But doesn't matter. You're part of my car, Okay, So
you were riding in his car. You yelled at someone
else for throwing litter out of their car.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Well, I tried to, but he child locked the window.
So I saw this guy just throwing crap all over
the road and I was like, oh, hell no, and
I went to roll down the window. He was like, nope, no, no,
my watch. And you know why not because he was
worried about any of us. He said, they're gonna come
do something in my car. Oh.

Speaker 8 (38:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
That's the thing. If you're driving the car, you get
blamed for the people in the car. It's like if
you're in the back of an uber or cab and
the driver doesn't mean stupid people pull up next to
you and started yelling at you. I'm not trying.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's the same as if you go to a bar
and your date starts a fight with someone else and
they look at you to come in and beat them up.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, listen, I don't expect scary to beat anyone up.
I was ready for it.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Kind of funny.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Sam and I were prepared. I also one time saw
a guy kick a pigeon lost it. I try to
roll down the window. I was like, not today, buddy,
I hate it. Yeah, those things drive me nuts. But
road rage.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Abusing a pigeon, yeah yeah, see I can see I
would roll down the window.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Are you going to keep a pigeon? You case?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
My Uber driver had a car accident when I was
in the car the other day.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Well, while you're in it, really I.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Was he hit the car? This It wasn't his fault.

Speaker 15 (39:35):
A guy was pulling out of his spot and wasn't
looking and smashed into us. And thankfully I don't know
what happened. They both get out of the car, they
both looked, they both were nice about it, and we
were able to go on our way, which I didn't.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I was like, I don't get it, but it was fine,
and he kept apologizing. But I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry because it really wasn't my fault.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
The way I look at driving is this, Let's say
you go to who uh remember the times you went
to a bank? Or let's say you're at the grocery store.
Do people just with their basket just pulled in front
of you, like while you're in line? I mean, do
you drive really? Do you drive your cart like that
in the grocery store?

Speaker 9 (40:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Because you're not. You're not protected by the steel of
your car in the glass of your windows. They will
look at you and go, what the eff are you doing?
Get no, I'm in line here. Why would you drive
your car differently? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
My one egged day rule would save all of the.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
True to throw one day one egg per day.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Yes, you get one egged day to launch at somebody
when they do something stupid, and it's up to you.
You could hoard all of the eggs if you want to,
and really, you know, get someone one day. But I
think it would solve a lot of road range issues
and a lot of crazy drivers who wants to get
it with an egg. But don't do what they used to.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Do in my neighborhood.

Speaker 15 (40:48):
It will put little pinholes in the egg and then
suck out all the like all the egg stuff, and
then put nair in there and then hitch you you
have bald spots.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh my god, your neighborhood, we were more fested. We
made costcodonus.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Were you empty out the egg? You'll can put confetti
in the air.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
So story, I know.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh my god, you cut you off in traffic. Here's
a shower of confetti.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Yeah, Mom and day might stop a lot of bad behavior.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, guys got on us. Yes this text my husband
honks my horn while I'm driving. No, do not do not.
What do you mean, Froggy, you'll you'll you'll hit Lisa's
horn while she's driving. You should not do that.

Speaker 13 (41:30):
I had a reason, Okay. I had just gotten out
of the hospital. I wasn't feeling very well. I really
wanted to get home. I just needed to get home.
And the person in front of us was letting every
single human in. I mean they literally they must have
let ten cars in line. You don't let ten people in.
It's the zipper effect one one one one, And I

(41:51):
just I was on the horn. I was yelling at them.
I didn't feel well. I just got out of the hospital.
I want to get home. It's okay.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
You were going to give yourself another aneurysm.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I was, I really was. They were going to give
me an anurism and they didn't get the hell out
of the way.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Is that also kind of a reason, though, why we
shouldn't just snap judge whatever's happening, because we don't know
what the other cars got going on. Maybe, so just
get out of the hospital and they don't have, you know,
the wherewithal to be doing things the right wa.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Maybe they should make you. Maybe they shouldn't drive.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Sure, they shouldn't. What if you're rushing someone to the hospitals.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Let me tell you. Let's say you're on an airplane.
The pilots are up front and they open the door
for a second and go potty, and you run up
there and go, I gotta make it cooler in here,
and you start messing with her. But my god, they're
they're controlled.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
When I'm driving my car, I am the pilot. Yep.
You will not haunt my horn. You will not turn
the station. You will not turn the AC up or down.
That's my car. You will not listen to videos on
your phone out loud.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Oh that sounds personal.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
It sounds like that's going directly to your wife, Lisa.
It does because she does it all the time. It
drives me crazy. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. John need to get the Downer horn,
the DeBie Downer horn.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
H you make the decision. Yeah, maybe for the first story,
but there's good news. It ends with good news.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I'll just leave it lead up to you what's going
on all right?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Starting next week, it seems that everybody will be eligible
to request for COVID tests to be sent to their
homes for free. The program has been restarted after an
upticking cases while we head toward winter. So if you
want them, you can go to COVID tests dot org
starting Monday. I don't know if any of you guys
are interested in doing this, but Neuralink is looking for
volunteers to have one of the company's chips implanted into

(43:25):
their brain by a robot. Anywow, no, no for you?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay, what does this chip do?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
So it's the first human trial for this invention. The
aim is to see if volunteers can actually gain the
ability to control a computer, cursor or keyboard with just
their mind. Now, they're saying that this is going to
be really good to help advance advancements for people suffering
from paralysis due to spinal cord injuries or even als.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
You see, that's how it starts. Okay, that's how it starts.
You remember did you ever see that movie Carrys at
the prom and she just looks at the door and
it closes. Yeah, this is what it's good do. Yeah,
what if because are killing people with your brain easily.
I'm in Okay.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Previous animal tests have had mixed results, but Elon Musk
is denying reports that monkeys have died as part of
these animal trials. Neuralink is his company, he said on
x No monkey has died as a result of a
Neuralink implant, but they are still looking for volunteers if
anybody wants to do that. And finally, the Powerball jackpot
is up to seven hundred and twenty five million dollars.

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Send your ten dollars to Scotty, Okrent send.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
The pot of money got bigger because nobody matched all
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with no winner. The cash option over three hundred and
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night at eleven pm. And those are your three things.

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Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's interesting we haven't even asked you to call to
win the thousand dollars yet and people are already calling
to win the thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Why.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Well, I don't know, because they were gonna win what
they won't? Well, no, she's right. Actually, technically we only
have twenty lines, and when we start counting to one hundred,
the people who are ringing now will be eliminated in
the first round. Right, does that make sense? But the
thing is is we have caller ID, so we see
the names of the people who are trying to call
early do it, And I feel like, because it's just good,

(45:42):
I should be honest with them by name and say, hey,
like what line what line two? Did you give me
a first that first name? First name? Line two? Hi, Danielle,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Oh my god, I'm great.

Speaker 13 (45:55):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
We're doing great?

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But you see you're calling too early, and we know
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wow every morning, But hold on a second. You sound fabulous.
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(46:17):
and we'll get you something. Hold on, Danielle. We're gonna
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Give it her certain name.

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Speaker 9 (46:29):
All right?

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Who else?

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Tennis?

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Julia looks like Julia? Julia? Is that you Julia? This
is too funny. Caller I D told us that your
name was Julia. Julia. You're calling too early, but we
like you. We're gonna send you something. Anyway.

Speaker 16 (46:45):
What do you have? Sure?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I mean we'll be busy getting their information and she
will be able to back.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
No help.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Okay, here's what we do. We're gonna send you something.
But keep in mind once I hang up and you
call back again, because we have to go to call
on one hundred, but when you have twenty line, so
we were going to hang up on you anyway, give
you a number?

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Do you do out?

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We're not hanging up? Hold on? Can you give Julia Julia?
Julia online ten or something? Okay? What's that diamond?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Like?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Do sh out the lines beforehand?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, I'm sorry? Does she douche? How vivid?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
By the way you can block all the lines? So
maybe it would be a service that we're doing for
people if we block out all the.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Lines until we all I think that's what this one
does here.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Like hold, put everything on hold until?

Speaker 8 (47:36):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (47:37):
I like?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Daniel's turn better? Can out first? Can we give these
this phone system an enema.

Speaker 17 (47:44):
In the day?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
What does this do? What's this button?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
That's the next?

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But I don't want that? You know, you need to
create a phone that's got a douche? Whatnot? Just cl
What is this one ringing up?

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Here?

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The bee?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
All the buttons? What could go wrong?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
It's flashing? Oh hold on?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Block no, no, it's not block.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Oh oh my god, it's hanging up on everyone.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Hey, but that's nice. You're actually doing something nice for them.

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Hanging up on them. Yeah, we gotta move on all right.
This is the one thousand dollars free money phone. Tan,
don't call yet, guess I gotta get you thanks to HelloFresh.
By the way, Danielle, Yeah, did you make those taqitos?

Speaker 15 (48:26):
I did not, because I wound up making something else.
But look at this chocolate pumpkin muffin that they brought us. Well, actually,
Nate brought it in today from Hello Fresh. Yes, put
it in the microwave for about how long? Thirty seconds?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I did twenty seven?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (48:42):
The chocolate chips are melting throughout the muffin. It is
so delicious. It's perfect for any time of day.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Really cool about Hello Fresh. Not only do they send
you the pre portioned ingredients to make these amazing award
winning meals in fifteen minutes or lass whatever. It's all
fresh produce and stuff, but they also have stuff from
the Hello Fresh mark, like these pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
so good. Sometimes they just throw them in because they
like you. Yeah right, And you can order from them too.
You can also order other desserts. You can order salads

(49:11):
with grilled chicken on I mean the best.

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Scarlet bread I've ever had is Hello Fresh.

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Iron, but what it is?

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(49:36):
what makes it so happy?

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Here?

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Hit?

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Answer the phone? Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran phone tapp?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
All right, Garrett, set it up.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Molly wants to play a phone tap on her Dea
Ben and Mom Sarah. Now Molly plays a call before
we started recording, telling her mom she was going to
hang out with some friends and she's not going to
be home. Then we call that back Mom, and Dad's house,
acting as if we butt dialed mom and Dad and
the call picks up from Oh, they're going to.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Listen in yes, oh boy, this could be trouble all right.
Here comes Garrett's photop.

Speaker 9 (50:18):
Let's listen in wholly, Oh my gosh, moll.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Oh my god, the whole night shasure ya.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
So they have no idea. You're coming with me all night?

Speaker 8 (50:41):
No, they have no idea.

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Where do you want to do this? You want to
do it at the movies. You want to go to work.
We can do it in the ballpan. We could do
it in the subway. My boy works at subway.

Speaker 16 (50:56):
Hello, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 14 (51:00):
What are you?

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I'm at my friend's house. Your friend's house, the bull.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
I can't hear every saying.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
What are you even talking about? You're crazy up here?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I'm your father.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Are you like following me like he's following you. I
heard everything. I can hear you with some bag? Where
are you? I am with a smile with the guy
that I'm that I met guy, I'm.

Speaker 17 (51:46):
Molly.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
Are you there? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
What the hell's going on?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
You're with some guy or something?

Speaker 8 (51:53):
You remember Ginger? You can't here?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You said you were going to your friend's house.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
But I trusted you and evidently.

Speaker 8 (51:59):
It's the big is why? Mom? I just I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (52:04):
What's not a matter of being sad.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
You should know better. I meant this guy on tender
what have Tinder? It's a really great app. You should
get it.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
And as what fer tree meeting people a meeting? Yeah,
it sounds like just screwing around getting into travels.

Speaker 13 (52:21):
That's what all these stupid apps.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Are for, Kah.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
I mean, it's kind of like you need you doing
it so.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Makes you I'm no big deal. You walk away pregnant
or with something else.

Speaker 14 (52:30):
Don't you have any common sense at all?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
You should not be screwing around on some stupid thing on.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
The internet to pick up guys.

Speaker 8 (52:38):
Keep put down a hand, Put it down now, Molly, Yeah,
I want you to get your little ass home immediately.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Now you hear me? Now you walk?

Speaker 8 (52:55):
What do you think is so funny?

Speaker 5 (52:59):
This isis? And you're to get away with us?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Hey, Sarah?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Who are you still with him?

Speaker 8 (53:06):
Sarah?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Sarah?

Speaker 8 (53:07):
Hello, get me away for my daughter? You leave her alone?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Are now, Sarah Sarah?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran in the Morning
show and you just got phone tapped by your daughter, Molly.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
This is a joke.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Oh my god, that is so funny, Molly, I can't
believe you just.

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(53:50):
One thousand dollars coming to you. Good going.

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I know.

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There's the fact that I'm talking to you guys right now.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
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Speaker 1 (53:59):
Oh stop. Thousand dollars is much better than talking to us. Hey,
So here you are calling from beautiful Pembroke Pines and
you Gandhi used to live there.

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Yes, I did want to play it again high school
and Froggy did too.

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Are you on your way to work?

Speaker 8 (54:13):
Are you?

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Are you driving in that awful South Florida traffic as we.

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Speak, I am about to get on the highway right now.

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Oh god, I know, it's like here we go. Well,
the good news is you're one thousand dollars richer as
you emerge into traffic. Good going, Jessica, Thank you so much,
Thank you, thank you for listening, and promise you're gonna
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Okay, oh my god, yes it has to be now,
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(54:59):
and you get fifteen percent off the next couple of months.
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coming up?

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Lil Kim is a little pissed off.

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Lil Kim is a little pissed off?

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Speaker 1 (55:47):
Even when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy and
he's real. Yeah, I think he's great.

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He's got an amazing energy.

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Speaker 1 (56:03):
At the risk of sounding a bit bougie, I would
have to ask Gandhi a question, but she's chewing.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
At what point in your life do you start buying
furniture for your apartment or your house that you don't
have to put together?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Oh, I have no idea. I have never really been
at that point. Well, but after chatting with people this morning,
I feel like I'm supposed to be at that point.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
So, as you know, Gandhi moved into a beautiful, beautiful
new apartment. Yeah, and she's in there putting her furniture together. Yeah,
she said, Oh, I'm so fing mad. Why Gandhi, I
put an entire bookcase together and it's all backwards. I
have to unscrew everything and put it back properly.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Absolutely, I was so mad. I thought about throwing it
out the window, but then I realized it was litter
and I would hurt somebody, so I didn't.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
So my question to her was, and she was a
fend Danielle. I said, well, at what point in your
life will you just buy furniture that's already put together
and they just deliver it ready to go.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I've done that with a couch once once. Yeah, one time.
But the other stuff is so much cheaper.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Okay, I get that, Okay, okay, I get that.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
But maybe the other stuff will last longer if you
don't put it together.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Maybe. I mean, my last couch did last a very
long time. I didn't put it together, it was delivered.
But I also think that in apartments in this like
in Jersey City, New York City, it's hard to get
big pieces of furniture into your apartment without taking apart.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Oh no, these moving people, they know what they're doing.
They do. Oh no, they'll put a crane on the building.
They'll they'll hoist your grand piano up outside the building
and then through your window.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
That is the only reason I don't have a grand
piano is because I wasn't sure how to get it in.
But yeah, is there a point in life you're supposed
to do this?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
No, no, there's no point in life where you're you're
forced to do anything. But I know that from for
sheer convenience of the whole thing. Oh yeah, and the
quality of the furniture. Sometimes when you don't push together,
is gonna last longer.

Speaker 15 (58:06):
Especially if we don't put it together, because you know,
was this extra scrulful?

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Oh yeah, Oh that's the worst. I had the whole
thing together and I see one hole on the wrong side.
I was like, wait a minute, No, no, the worst ever.
But I feel so accomplished doing it all by myself.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I don't want to take that away from you. That's
not what this conversation. My question simply was, at what
point in life do you know like you're like, Okay,
I'm gonna invest a little more in this piece. I'm
gonna let that company put it together for me.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
I do that.

Speaker 9 (58:36):
I have a.

Speaker 15 (58:36):
Bookcase that I put together, and let's just say it's
starting to sink in the middle.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Yeah, there's too many books on it.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
I'm like, but it's a bookcase.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Yeah, well they didn't plan for that first.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I have this one little rack that the door on
it is not really where it's supposed to be. And
one of the guys who was helping me out with things,
he goes, is this a Kia said it is? He goes,
I know, I can tell my damn.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Grad, I'm allergic to something you just eat. No, I
gunk up. I don't know if it's something I ate
or something I sniffed, but I'm gonna say sniffed, you
know not. Maybe I've got the vid stop it. But
I did. I did hug Diamond when I came in.

Speaker 8 (59:19):
I did.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I get she's wearing her mask. She doesn't feel well.
She's being a total total lover of life. Yeah, and
I said, you know, I know you're wearing a mask,
but I'd love to hug you good morning. She's like,
if you if you want, keep in mind, I'm a
little stopped up. And now I know they can't catch
up with you that fast. But now now I got
something going on.

Speaker 17 (59:38):
Oh no, no, honey, stay away from me, don't you.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
Give it back?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
We have like a closet filled with COVID test that
expired I think when Jimmy Carter was president.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I don't know if those are still good.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Nate brought me hot water. Would you like some tea
with honey? I don't know. I want I want it all.
But anyway, where were we we're talking? Yeah, putty furniture together.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
I won't do it anymore. I'll probably order things that
are already assembled from this point on because it is
a lot to undertake by yourself. So we'll see. However,
so my boyfriend calls me Bug, and now I am
Bug the builder.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, this is like an intimate moment we should not
be privy to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Hey, Bug the builder, how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What's scary?

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
I remember my first apartment. I didn't know I was
living under a rock. I had no idea that ikea furniture,
you got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
To put it together. So I'm kidding me. Who doesn't
know that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:32):
I didn't know my first apartment. So I'm sitting there
on the floor of my bedroom and I started crying
because I'm sitting with then Alan Wrench. And three four
days went by, and I said, I will never do
this again.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I don't care.

Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
I will save up to have furniture that's already assembled.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Okay, I didn't do it, Thanks for sharing, But I
tell you, look, we've all been I love Ikia stuff
and it looks good when it's put together properly by
a professional. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Well, you can actually pay to have somebody come over
and put it together.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
You can.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
So the amount of money, with the amount of money
you spend on the furniture and the amount of money
you spend on having them put it together on, don't
you just go to somewhere else?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
That's true? I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Is that furniture store in New York still open? Seamens?

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
I was?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
I was like own Lord Semens Delivery.

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
Anyway, moving on, there was a sofa store in South
Florida at one time. It was called Sofa King. You
have to be careful saying it because it sounds like
something else.

Speaker 16 (01:01:33):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
There was also one called bad Cocks. Remember that one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yes, that's still around Backcocks though, is this really where
this conversations going?

Speaker 15 (01:01:40):
By the way, this is a great little side hustle
for someone, and all you do is go around people's
apartments and put together stuff that they bought, furniture that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
They can hurt me. What's the name of what?

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
What can we call it? A task rabbit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Like a handy man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
That's not the boring name handy man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Do you look that commercial for Red House furniture? Oh yeah,
this was like really really big on the internets.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Do you have it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
My favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Can we all just get along at the Red House furniture?
We can at the Red House. I'm rich At aka Bighead.
I worked at the Red House, and I'm black.

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
I like pumping iron and pumping furniture into people's homes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
I'm Johnny aka t Engage. I work at the Red
House and I'm white.

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
I like deer hunting, bass fishing and extending credit to
all people at the Red House.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I'm black and I love the Red House.

Speaker 11 (01:02:34):
I'm white and I love the Red House.

Speaker 17 (01:02:37):
I'm a black woman and I love the Red House.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
I am white and the Red House is for making.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
At through Red House, look at the sofa. It's perfect
for a black person, fall white person.

Speaker 11 (01:02:52):
Perfect white person.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
You should have called the Red House, Ain't I tell
you what their furniture has already put together?

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
They didn't include brown people though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Right, you can either be white or black. You cannot
order for the Red House if you're not one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
The last line of that is, we're black people and
white people by furniture.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
You know what a for effort now right now, the
intention was nothing but positive. At the Red we're right
people and white people by furnitureial. We never did the
Danielle report. We have a gun around the room. We
have a guest on the way next.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, look, Nate looks very.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
All right. What do we do then? I'm sorry, I'm
gonna do Danielle. He didn't like to do that. Do
you marry kill? I'm gonna do Danielle? Marry Gandhi, yay,
I'm gonna kill Scary here we Gary, Let's go daniel
to look him.

Speaker 15 (01:03:58):
Not happy with her Ebony magazine cover for their Hip
Hop fifty issue. She's saying that the cover was really
edited without her approval, doesn't resemble her at all, doesn't
resemble the photo they agreed upon, and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
She thinks it's sabotage.

Speaker 15 (01:04:12):
Now, the photographer for Eben He says that Kim wanted
to be in control of the retouching, so if she wasn't.
Then maybe there is an issue.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
So we'll see. We'll see how that comes. You know,
goes down, looks crazy, it does. It really is edited.
It's crazy. So there's a survey that found Freddy Krueger from.

Speaker 15 (01:04:30):
A Nightmare on Elm Street is America's favorite horror villain.
The most iconic horror film is Friday the thirteenth. The
top family friendly Halloween movie is Coraline, which I would
have gone with the Nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
You know, you know what I want.

Speaker 15 (01:04:46):
Oh my gosh, I can't even damn talk. I would
have gone with Jack and Sally Nightmare before Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
That's my favorite. But I do like Coraline as well.

Speaker 15 (01:04:56):
And a new poll says that America two thousand people
that were survey sixty percent like spooky movies that are eerie,
twenty seven percent like movies that are frightening. And like
I said, for, Freddy Krueger from a Nightmare on Elm
Sheet voted the most iconic horror film. Antagonists and Chucky
from Child's Play comes in second, and then ghost Face
from Screen. These things make me so happy. Maggie McConaughey's

(01:05:18):
mother is the one who started the rumor that he
and Woody Harrelson could possibly be brothers. Apparently she knew
what he's dead during a time when she was separated
from Matt's father, So it made everybody go, huh, maybe
we should get a blood test and see because a
lot of people over the years were saying that the
two of them resemble brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
So I wonder age doesn't add up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Why does it smell like bacon in here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Because there's bacon in here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
They're bacon. Yeah, Oh she is bacon. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
By the way, Danielle, you're talking about the side hustle
going around and putting together Ikea furniture.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
They have one.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I heard someone who assembled the swing set for our kids.
His name is Dan the swing Man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Oh that's cool, that's perfect, because yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I love that. And GODDI if people would put a
sling chair in your living room, Dan the sling chair Man.

Speaker 15 (01:06:08):
I'm so Tom Hanks wants to go to space, and
he says he's willing to clean toilets and serve food
to get there. He says other people can do the
other stuff while we're up there, but I'll do all
the work. No problems so, man, I don't know if
anybody's got an extra room for him when they go
to space, take him along.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
He's willing to clean your toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Hey Jude was written.

Speaker 15 (01:06:28):
For Julian Lennon, but Julian says he has a love
hate relationship with the song. Why is that because it
reminds him of a bad time in his life, he says,
when John actually walked out on him and his mother.
He says, also, all these crazy things that people do
to me with this song, like friends will send me
videos of babies and nappies singing Hey Jude, and he's like, really.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I really just don't need you to send me things
like that. So, yeah, what are we watching?

Speaker 15 (01:06:55):
We're watching The forty nine Ers and the New York Giants,
The Generation Gap, the Prank Panel, and All Star are
shore tonight on television.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Okay, So christ Stephano's here, Staten Islander, funny as hell,
selling out theaters, I mean around the country. He's doing
so well. I can just say Chris can say the
same as we can say about him. We knew each
other back when. Look at him now, he's huge, he's massive,
so Christas SEVENO is coming in. We're gonna talk to

(01:07:23):
him next. Uh, he's he's he's sold out Radio City,
wasn't he one of the first comedians to sell out
Radio City Musical? Look into that check that. Let's do
fact checking. No fake news about Chris what?

Speaker 9 (01:07:37):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Fact check?

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Nobody else?

Speaker 17 (01:07:39):
Does?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Just make things up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
He was a first comedian to sell out Radio City.
But you know what, but if he was, it's it's very,
very very worth putting you on the resume. Anyway, he's hilarious.
He's coming in a couple of seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
He did sell out Radio City tomorrow and the theater
at Madison Square Garden on Saturday. So we have him
on the way. Can we go around the room? May
we go around the room? Let's go, Danielle, We'll start
with you. What's up? Can you come back to all right? Gandhi?
What's up with you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
All Right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I love the ocean. I love nature, but every day
I see another reason why not to set foot into
the ocean. And I don't know if you guys have
been seeing the saltwater crocs popping up in Miami. Yes, oh,
South Florida. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
And they're so scary.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
They're massive. So there was this one that was just
posted a few days ago. It was under a pier
and Pompino Beach. That thing looks like a dinosaur. So
I think my days of setting foot into the ocean
are over. And I'm kind of okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Oh, which brings me back to something we've said before.
Underwater ocean scarier than outer space.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Terrifying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
It is terrifying, just saying, but he's so cool, Froggy.
It's Thursday. We got food news on the way. But
what do you have for now?

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
We do?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
So.

Speaker 13 (01:08:47):
We changed car insurance companies recently, and the new car
insurance company puts this little beacon in your car and
you drive. If you drive safe, then you get to
save money on your car insurance. So today I made
my first trip with the new beacon. Yeah, I don't
think we're going to be saving much money. Why it
says I had a couple of hard breaking incidents. I

(01:09:07):
don't remember breaking hard at all. It said my acceleration
was good, my speed needs improvement, my cornering needs improvement,
and my phone distraction is poor.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Yeah, we got to go back to the drawing board.
On this one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Also, the heartbreak might not even be your fault. What
if somebody in front of you slams are supposed to
crash into him?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
And what about cornering? What did I do wrong on cornering?

Speaker 16 (01:09:28):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
You have Lisa in the car with you complaining about
your driving. Why do you need that thing to.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
Talk to me?

Speaker 13 (01:09:34):
I was so happy, and I'll be honest, I knew
it was tracking. I tried to drive good on the
way to work. It says I'm bad, so I don't
know whatever. You are a little frightening when you drive.
We've been meaning to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Tell you I'll get some more accidents than anyone. Speaking
of bad drivers, I got scary or scary? What's up?

Speaker 11 (01:09:52):
So sometimes it's best to not order breakfast at all
because I just sat there idly by and then it
comes in, Hey, you want half of my bacon, egg
and cheese. Alvis is like, I got half of this
for you, scary. I got my chicken salad gone, you
offered me, and then Andrew walked in with some more.
I could have had four halves of the sandwich is
all for free.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
So that's two holes, two holes. Yeah, but I only
accept their two hands.

Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
But isn't that great? Sometimes you just sit there and
the food comes rolling in.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Ye, there's a name for that in the animal Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Scraps, scavenger, scavenger, powsom. You're a puster of assom, trash pandama.
So soon is it my trash?

Speaker 16 (01:10:31):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
That's scary? Hey, what's up there, producer Sam.

Speaker 14 (01:10:35):
A lot of people don't want to take work home,
and I don't blame them at all, But with that,
I really have to show some appreciations to my husband, William,
because I started doing pottery a little too hard, a
little too fast, and I aggravated a lot of muscles
in my hands and actually started to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Hurt them a little bit. And He's been giving me.

Speaker 14 (01:10:50):
Hand massages every day after his shift, no matter what
time he gets home, and I just appreciate and love
him so much. And I'm so glad I get to
benefit and have free injuries for the rest of my
life because I'm a built in physical therapist.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
I'm so lucky I could just do anything to my
body and be like, fix me, you don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
I think I'm speaking for all of us. Is there
anything about will your husband. That isn't that great because
everything we hear about he sounds like blue ribbon all
the way.

Speaker 14 (01:11:15):
He even lets me get angry and days I'm having
bad days and like lash out and he's like okay,
And then I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Don't let me talk like that to you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Stand up for yourself. What are you doing? I'm being horrible.

Speaker 14 (01:11:24):
He's like, you've had a bad day. I'm like, you
suck because I would choose him in a divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Well, he is a total sweetest as you both are, Danielle.
You ready to go?

Speaker 15 (01:11:33):
Yes, So I'm a hearing a rumor that you're not
supposed to drink coffee on an empty stomach.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Oh yeah, why though I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
It, Like when you wake up this morning, there is
a reason.

Speaker 15 (01:11:42):
Well, when you wake up in the morning, you're not
going for breakfast. The first thing people go for is
coffee to wake their asses up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
So why can't you eat it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Eat it literally wakes your ass up, that's the problem. Yeah,
you know yourself special?

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
Is that whole coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Well, yeah, you're your digestive tract is put on alert. Yeah,
when you drink on an empty stomach. But we all do.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
I was gonna say I do too, but like now
i'm reading it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Good for you, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all start coffee early before we eat.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I've cracked myself three times.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Today, so hastatia apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yeah, Hey, is there a problem, Nate? Did I say
something wrong?

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
No, just picturing you crapping yourself. Can you please stop us?
I'm trying to. I feel invaded. Those are bad optics.
What are you going on?

Speaker 10 (01:12:32):
Okay, so you're driving home tonight, You're looking at the
gas gauge and it's getting close to empty, and you're like, oh,
I'll just get gas in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Don't do it. Take an extra ten minutes and go
put some in the tank. Yep, don't do it. Don't
say you're gonna get it in the morning.

Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
Right now you forget or something comes up, and where
there's pissed off, like get pissed off, there's a line.
Just do it tonight, people, trust me. That's it, speaking
for a friend, speaking for me. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I've never ever run out of gas ever, what I
have because I'll tell you why, because I'm so manic
over if I get below a quarter of a tank.
I'm like, I can't. I mean, my sphincter gets all
this has been on a anal talk to ye. Well,
you know, the human body is full of sphincters. There
is more than the grand sphincter at the end of
the rainbow. You know what I'm serious. Your body is

(01:13:28):
full of fainters and you know, feel free to look
it up.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
Your throat has some sphincters too, right from time to time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Anyway, No, no, you've got sphincters in your throat. You
got sphincters all the way from uh snoop to tail,
as they say in the big business. So there is
that three things we need to know from Gandhi and
then we move on. Christ Stepano's in here. During this
one little conversation. He sold out fifteen more shows at
Radio City Music Hall. Yeah, we'll talk to him in

(01:13:58):
a second. And by the way, he'll us that the
road to being a great comedian and a famous comedian
is not a short road. He's been doing this for
a while. It's obvious when you go see him. A
lot of people are texting and they've seen him for years.
They love him. Well, he's here for you next, uh gandhi?
What's going on all right?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
This story is the one that stresses us all out.
But it appears that officials are looking at starting congesting
prices for Manhattan and spring of next year. Man I know.
A rep for the MTA says the agency is on
track to start tolling drivers who head south of sixtieth
Street in May, which is everywhere exactly. I mean, that's
definitely us so yay. The exact toll price and who

(01:14:36):
gets discounts and exemptions are expected to be announced next month.
The toll could be anywhere from nine dollars to twenty
three dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
To keep us in mind, you may not live in
New York City, so maybe it's like, who cares? I
don't live in New York City. Imagine your town and
the let's say the central zone where it's downtown whatever,
where all the businesses are. Imagine they charge you daily
from between ten and twenty dollars just to drive through
that zone. That's what's about to happen here. A lot
of business owners here in New York City and Manhattan

(01:15:04):
below sixtieth Street are so upset about this and a
little concerned, you know, pandemic hit, a lot of businesses
went under, a lot of them never came back, and
they're like, okay, perfect timing to do this. I'm wondering
how this is going to change the landscape of New
York City.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
I cannot even imagine twenty three dollars a day to
go to work, just to go to work, just to
go to work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, they don't want they don't want our kind here.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
No, they didn't like, how are they going to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Just how you just like easy pass?

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Are you going to be driving through a certain thing?

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
And so they have it in London already, they've had
it for years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Yeah, I didn't know that.

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Thank you, Gandar.

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Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I'm laughing, Danielle, all right, good funny. Christas Stefano's here
already has daniel laughing. Yes, sorry, what did he say? I?

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I know you're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
About he's always moving and why he's always moving. Both
the reasons. There's stupid, that's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
So I just don't know how to build. I don't
know how to build stuff like I don't I'm not handy.
My girlfriend, the mother and my children, she's the other
day I walked in and she was putting up sheet rock.
I swear I didn't, like really know what to do.
I felt like pretty like emasculated. I was like, how
do I help? And I went to the kitchen and
I made two lemonades. That's helpful that housewife, So.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Chris was saying during the song, he and his family
with the mother of his children, his girlfriend and three children.
By the way, yes they move every two years. I
would I would stick a fork in my eye, mollified.
Why she's very mad at me for constantly moving. But
then you know what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
I have a great place on Staten Island. Love Love
Staten Island. Shout out Staten Island.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
I I need to walk. I need to be able
to walk to a store. I got to be able
to walk to a store.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
I get to had a coffee, get a bagel, start thinking,
get and I can't walk anywhere where my house is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
So I said, babe, we gotta move. To a place
where I can walk to a store.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
What made you move?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
The first was the time before that, though I don't
know you don't want to be near stores. I didn't yet,
I don't know. It was the pandemic, and you know,
I was just like she she wanted a backyard, and
I was like, all right, let's go get a backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
And she wanted a pool. So I was like, all right,
let's get a pool. But then I was like, I
got to clean the pool. I don't want to cook
in the pool. So now you live nowhere near stores?
So right now you're ready to move to a place
near stores. Now I'm ready to move to a place
near stores. I'm moving back to Queen's where my mom
where I grew up. Right, I'm moving back to Queens.
My mom is like ten minutes away, and I'll and
I'll just be able to walk to stores, and you

(01:19:33):
know it'll be fun. Are you get no?

Speaker 6 (01:19:36):
No, I don't want to deal with I don't want
to deal with a pool. I don't want to deal
with a backyard. I don't want to deal with any
of this. I can't I don't have It's so I
felt like the house owned me. I didn't own the house,
you know, and I felt like I can't do it.
And every day I'm in the fetal position, and it's
em escalating when your girlfriend is like, I'm the one.
She's mowing the lawn and she's doing everything, and I'm like,
I'm gonna do the homework with the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Kids, you know what. I hear you doing the emasculating thing.
But I don't think I'm not buying it. I think
you love it. I think you love that she's out
there putting up sheet rock and you're making lemonade. I
think you're okay with that. I am am I calling
you out. I am in the closet. Yes, Stefan Stefano
has been doing this for a while. It's not like
an overnight success. And he wakes up one morning like
today learning he sold out his show at Radio City

(01:20:17):
tomorrow and of course you're at the theater at Madison
Square Garden on Saturday. Yes, is the business of being
a comedian a good thing right now? Is it a
great time to be a comedian? Because being a comedian
frightens a living hell out of me? Thought of it?
Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
I feel like being a comedian you have to just
not care about what anybody says at all, because I
think the thing that we've realized is like, you're always
going to have somebody who gets offended by what you say,
who wants to take your livelihood away and cancel you.
And if you just continuously, just if you just keep
going and are not like a criminal, then everybody just

(01:20:56):
shuts up. They realize like they don't have the power
that they think they have in cancel culture or whatever.
It's like, you just keep moving forward and you'll just
get more fans. But for me, what I did is
I got off the internet completely.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Let's talk about this. Yeah, listen to what he did.
What about a year ago? Yeah, last last August, totally
unplugged from social of course, you'll see you have a
great post all over social Chris.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
But someone else is doing that for you. Someone else
is doing that for me. I have my eight year
old daughter. Someone else, someone else is doing it. I
just delegated that responsibility to someone because I was like,
I'm on social media every day and I feel like
it's like making me sick. I'm comparing. Not only do
I compare myself to others, I was always comparing me
to me, and I would forget that. I posted this

(01:21:40):
picture of myself six months ago that was cropped lighting,
and it was the tenth picture and then I and
then I'm like, oh, look at how much happy I
was back then. But I'm forgetting that I wasn't happy
back then. I'm I was happy now, but I was
convincing myself that I wasn't. So I was like, let
me just get off this completely. Like I read this
quote by Teddy Roosevelt. He said comparison is the thief
of joy. And I was like, that's all I'm doing.

(01:22:02):
That's this is a comparison tool or comparison comparing even
my pa to my peers. Like I would go to
a city, sell out a show or have a good
show even if it didn't sell out, and be like,
I'm happy. But then I would see because the algorithm,
someone else was coming next week and they had five
sold out shows or whatever, and I'm like, then that
would make me feel So I was like, let me
just get off this, and then I did. And the
next thing, you know, I was like, hmm, I eat

(01:22:24):
too much, I eat too late. Why am I always
doing that? And then little by little I started intermin fasting,
and then a year later, I'm like, drop like forty pounds,
change everything. I still can't screw in a light.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Bulb, but.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
You have a girlfriend who does that. Yes, Yes, but
I got much healthier mentally and physically. Okay, see what's
going on here? And Chris and I were having a
conversation where I said, look, I'm almost sixty years old,
and I'm to the point in my life where i
don't know where this is going because we have finite
number of breaths left. He you at an earlier age
have figured out being self aware is such an important

(01:22:55):
ingredient that you It's a gift you give yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I feel like I could be better. I feel like
if I get off social media, I'm gonna go ahead
and squelch all that bolt crap out and I'm gonna
live a better life. See a lot of us don't
stop and make the connections, but you did, and this
is great. You're seeing a payoff.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
Well. I I started to like talk to people who
are older, like in my business, and I the common
theme that I heard from them moms and dads like
you know, people who are on world tours and all
that you know other comedians. They're all like, yeah, you know,
I would have done I wish I would did less
shows because I missed so much of my kid's life.
I kept hearing that. I was like, man, I have
little kids. I don't I don't want to miss their life.

(01:23:33):
And even if it means less money, I'll I'll be
able to like spend time with them. But you know
my kids, that's the thing is like I do that
for them, but like they don't care like I have.
You know, I'm doing Radio City tomorrow my eight year old.
They couldn't care less. No, She's mad at me because
she's like, I'm like, you excited about that? Just yesterday morning,
I was excited about this weekend. She's like, no, because
I had a playdate at Rob's Bowling Alley on Highland
Boulevard with Leila, and now I can't go because you

(01:23:54):
have stupid Radio City.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
We love, oh, we love we love raps. We've been
there many times.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
I was like, oh, I gave up thousands of dollars
for you to be here, and I guess, all right,
I guess don't come.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Then you get all Ina wow. Yeah, well you know,
and as a parent, I mean you're saying it's a
great time to be a comedian, right. I read you
say that something, right, But what about being a parent.
I assume being a parent you must be as aware
of them as you are of yourself when you try
to better yourself. I mean, if you're if I had
three kids in the kitchen, I would pull my hair

(01:24:27):
out and most of it's gone anyway, and I'd be
going a little crazy. But you have this unique way
of reading the room with your kids.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Right, I kind of with kids, I kind of am like,
you know what, when we made the decision to have kids,
I was like, I've already, in a positive way, blown
up my life anyway, I'm already made it crazy. So
it's like whatever they do is like I feel like
a kid. Kids communicate through behavior, they don't communicate really
through words. So when they're having like a rough day
or you know, they just won't do anything, it's like

(01:24:56):
they're really just trying to say, like Dad, I'm hungry,
I'm you know, I I had a bad day at school.
So I just try to like talk to them as
much as I can and try to figure it out.
But if they're having a bad day, we just are.
I'm like, you know what, this is part of being
a parent. I always try to go into it, especially
like big days, like if you go to like Disney
or you're out at the mall with them, it's like

(01:25:16):
they're not going to do what you want them to do.
What I realized is like I try to only control
what I can control in life, and I really do
feel like I cannot control my kids. They are in charge,
not me, so, but that doesn't mean like I let them, like,
you know, step on me. I'm like, they are dictating
how this day is going to go, not not me.
I think the parents that think that they're in charge,

(01:25:37):
you're not. The kids are going to do whatever they
want to do, and you just have to keep them safe.
I'm hearing something here, Am I wrong?

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
I mean to a point, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
Yeah, says the parent. The other parent.

Speaker 15 (01:25:49):
Yeah, you know, you go through days where they are
going to do what they what they want to do.
But I think, you know, I'm sure you set boundaries,
of course.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
That's what I yeah, yeah, right, yeah, they want to do. Yeah,
they shoot me with a paintball gun every time I
walk in. I think that it's just for frustration levels.
I feel like I would always find myself getting frustrated
with my kids when I'm trying to make them do
something that I want them to do and they're not
going to do it. So it's like, how do I
make it a game? How do I adjust things?

Speaker 16 (01:26:18):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
I mean the device is you know, trying to you know,
I try to get them off the tablets and devices,
but it's like it's a part of their world. So
now I just try to limit it. I try to
just mix it in with books.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
You know what I'm hearing here? What's this comedy? This
comedy thing is like you're done with it? You should
be a life coach, may I know?

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
I know not?

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Don't poop poo it so fast there, Fine, Chris, you
really are speaking with a heavy, heavy, high amount of
logic here. Well I'm I'm on mushrooms. Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:26:48):
I just keep telling myself every time something bad happens
in the house or I get frustrated, I'm going to
miss this one day.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Yes, I'm going to miss this one day.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
Yes, I always I try to. I try to remind
myself when I'm like, I just I wish my two
year old was out of die paper. I wish my
eight year old was just you know, older, so we could, like,
you know, she'd want to go to like a baseball
game with me. And then I'm like, no, no, no,
you got to stay in the present, which each moment
that day. This is way way too logical for us.
Yeah yeah, but I love that. Okay, So you got
into better eating, you gave up social media, and you're

(01:27:17):
finding that you're kind of you. You're owning your world
and here you are selling it radio City. And that's
funny how these things happen. The text message is so great.
Listening to my favorite people in the money with my
favorite comedian, I love Chris, saw him last year. He's
down to earth, hilarious. Should let Chris know there are
companies on stet on him that can clean that pool?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, and put those chemicals in you sold at Radio
City so you can afford it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
Radio City costs a lot of money, by the way,
to rent out. You don't make as much funny as
you think.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
It's true. My favorite comedian, I can't believe him on
I can't believe if Chris is my favorite, they love you?
Oh good? If you're just turning us on Chris Stefano here,
and uh, I remember when we first met you.

Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
It was what twenty nineteen is when I think I
came in, I speak, fat, bloated pumpkinhead.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
But look at that, Look how sharp his mind was.
He remembered a date.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
Just drinking every day, just a big fat idiot. So
you're not into like like doing edibles and drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Yeah, of course I do it. I just try to
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
I just try to do it as much as I
can in like a window, you know, like the interment fasting,
Like I try not to go after six o'clock. I
try to just shut it down no matter what, except
like one day a week like after these shows, like
I mean, I mean, listen after the shows on you know,
Radio City Friday and then theaterre MSG Saturday, I'm gonna
feel such a pressure relief, Like you know, I don't

(01:28:36):
know what I'll do. I'll do heroin, I don't Yeah,
I'm just I'll be excited and I'll eat and have fun.
But I just try to stay like in these framework
if I can. But I you know, I mess up
a lot, but I just I just tried to make
like little changes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Okay. Question yeah, So what makes you so funny? A
dumb question. Let me ask it a different way. If
you weren't you and you went to see you, what
would make you laugh out? Is? What is it that
you do that's resonating with people? And they say, hey,
do that bet again? Where you talk about the blah
blah blah? What makes it so funny? I find you hilarious.

(01:29:13):
I'll tell you where they don't find me hilarious. Kansas City.
I am selling no tickets at the Uptown Theater in
Kansas City. Why how come they don't like you? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
I don't know what I did to the good people
of Kansas City, but they just don't. They're not not
buying tickets. So I'm by the way. I'm coming. You're
not gonna make me cancer show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
I'm coming. I'm gonna care if there's tendy there. I'm coming.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
I'll see to one of your houses, all seven of you.
You're gonna love the show. I will not get the
room to spread out. I don't know what makes I think.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
You know what it is for me?

Speaker 6 (01:29:35):
Comedy is a actually it's like a defense mechanism my
sense of humor. I remember where I even started thinking
about like my mom was the one who told me.
I remember being like eight years old, nine years old,
and I was playing basketball like a you know, cyo,
like youth basketball, and I was I asked her, I
was like, what what is my talent? What do you
think my talent is? And I wanted her so bad

(01:29:57):
to say, like your jump shot, you're a basketball player,
You're gonna be in the NBA. But you know, I
was sitting on the bench at nine years old. It's
like it's not gonna happen. And she was like your
sense of humor?

Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
And I was like what.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
She was like, your sense of humor, that's what I
think it is. And then I didn't realize that so
many times like she made me remember, like my parents
were divorced and my dad would call me like every night,
a great father.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
He would call me.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
He lived on Staten Island, we lived and we lived
in Queen's and he would call me and he would
call me Killer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
I remember. He would always be like, where's my Killer?

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
And I would hear his voice from my mom would say, honey,
your dad's on the phone, and I would start to
cry immediately because I missed him. So much, but he
was such an old school tough guy that like I
had it in my head, like you can't cry in
front of a guy like this. So I would quickly
just try to like breathe and then think of a joke,
think of something funny to tell him. More funny story
I made up. But it was that was just like

(01:30:47):
my defense mechanism because I didn't want him to think.
I didn't want him to know that I was actually crying.
And I probably had some little kid, corny joke, but
it was like my attempts always, and my mother would listen,
she'd be like, you've always did, You've always done.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
That, but you have to have the humor in there
or you can't find it.

Speaker 8 (01:31:00):
But you did.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Is your dad still around? Oh yeah, he's still around. Yeah,
I don't know how.

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
But have you cried?

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Still around? Have you cried in front of your dad?

Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
And he has both feet, which is like if you
would have told me what fifteen years ago my father
was not going to lose a foot from diabetes, I'm
be like, I'll bet you one hundred grand he does.
That guy's got two healthy feet. Did you ever cry
in front of your dad?

Speaker 8 (01:31:20):
Father?

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Have I cried in front of my father? That is
a good question. No, I still haven't. I cried in
front of my mother many times, but I haven't. I
have not cried in front of my dad. You don't have,
you don't have. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna do
that on stage six thousand people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
I'm gonna be like, you know what, Dad, this is
for you. You know I don't say that You're gonna
get triggered. Hey, Froggy, did you have a question for Chris? Yeah,
I know that he's a huge giant Luke Combs fan.
I love that, dude.

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
I love Luke Combs. I love country music. I'm I've
christy country music. I just got into it about six
months ago. I'm laid on the country train. Got in Froggy, dude,
I'm in Froggy, I'm in Morgan Wallen, Luke Combs, Ratt,
T Ratt, I'm in on all of them. That one
I don't know, but I will just Thomas Thomas Rhett. Yeah,
I listened to the same couple of things, but I

(01:32:13):
love it. I'm in and uh yeah, shout out Luke Combs.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
So Froggy's doing something interesting, which I think we all
can learn a lesson from. He's sort of maneuvering into
a new lane where he's been on our show for
so many years, but now he's in Jacksonville. He's a
program director of the number one country station in Jacksonville.
He's like mister country music. Now. All the stars love him.
He's friends with all of the above. Really, yeah, absolutely,
it's wild how you can change lanes. Changing lanes in

(01:32:37):
life is such an amazing gift you can give yourself.

Speaker 13 (01:32:40):
It really truly is fun, and it also re sharpens
and when you kind of get bored in what you're doing,
it resharpens you and kind of re energizes your mind
to start doing and learning other new things.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
There you go shout out, Jacksonville. Isn't it the biggest
city geographically in the US?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
It is. It is the largest land mass city in
the United States. We are, I know, I feel like
that's do you know? Like about that? A lot of stuff?

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
I know why I know that, But that's anytime I
think of Jacksonville, I'm like, they have so much land.

Speaker 13 (01:33:08):
But like that's it is just for an hour and
you're still in Jacksonville. Yah, the hell am I still
in Jacksonville.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
But you are. We're on there and they're texting and
they want you to come to Jacksonville. I came to
Jacksonville last year. Where the hell were you?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Okay, so you're not doing social media and everything anymore, right,
You're off the internet. Do you feel like that's taking
a big chunk of things to make fun of away from.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
You, Because that's the best I know it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Listen, it is and I'll still like the guy who
runs my social media will still send me stuff like,
oh take a look at this whatever. So it's still
in my life. I'm just not constantly on it all
the time. But for me, my comedy is all about
my family and it's very autobiographical. So I read a
little bit about the news each morning. I deleted the
news apps too, because I felt like, especially the national
news apps, it's all bad. It's all negative, you know,

(01:33:53):
kind of like fear porn stuff. So I watched the
local news. Shout out Rosanna Scato, I watched the local news.
I love Resenta, That's who I watch in the morning.
So I'm like, it's about you know, it's close to me.
It's like they'll probably just you know, do the stories
that matter, and yeah, I talk specifically usually about my family.
That's that's why I've my only goals in comedy have
ever been the only reason I because I was a

(01:34:14):
physical therapist, so I liked being a physical therapist too.
I like, you know, working with the people I worked with.
But I only want to do do a show at
Madison Square Garden, like the arena, Like get to Madison
Square Garden and make a sitcom about my dad. So
those are my two goals. So if I can reach
those two, I'm very comfortable with. Like I don't have
to do that this thing forever, Like I'm all about like,

(01:34:35):
you're only going to live once, so like, why not
experience everything. I might go the first fifty straight to
last fifty. Gay, I don't know, it's possible.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Smile, Let's go to Rosanna Scotto.

Speaker 16 (01:34:45):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
I knew it. There it is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Someone said a text and ask him about about Roseannes Scotta,
who happens to me my best friend of the world.
I love Rose, But I was like, well, I don't
know if I want to ask him that blindly because
what they're having this big fight?

Speaker 6 (01:34:58):
No kidding me, Rosanna Scott, I know she's She's had
me come in there a few times, and I'm just
Rosanna Scott. I swear I'm not just saying this because
you guys here, but people like you, the Elvis Durandasey
Morning Zoo I would listen to, like when I was
just I was a physical therapy student nineteen twenty years old,
was like, I would love to be a comedian. One

(01:35:18):
day and we talked, I talked about this last time.
I remember listening to Dane Cook was on and I
was like, I was like listening to him. He was
like sold out Madison Square Garden. He was here, and
I was like, what is that guy's life like, it
must be amazing. And I was like, if I ever
got the opportunity to do that one day, oh my god.
And then it came and I'm like, wow, I'm just
sitting in the green room with Garrett. But it was
which is it's sorry about that? Yeah, I'm just you know,

(01:35:40):
we're just talking about how real estate in New Jersey
so it's not as glamorous as you think.

Speaker 10 (01:35:44):
But but but.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
I was like that and Rosanna Scotto listening, you know,
I would watch her. That's who my mom would have
on in the news in the morning, and I'm like, wow,
all these people like from my child to well or
whatever adolescent's early twenties when I was I had this
like vision and dream to do it. And even if
I don't hit like you know, my biggest goals, I'm like,
just the simple fact to be with some of you
people you know in in my life, I'm like, oh wow,

(01:36:11):
Like I actually said I was gonna. I remember making
the choice on the elliptical at Forced Fitness and Ridge
with Queen's on Fresh Pond Roads, I said, I'm gonna
do comedy tonight. I'm sick and tired of thinking about it.
I'm gonna get on stage and do it. I'm just
gonna go do an open mic and do it. Okay,
just remember that moment and then listen to this I'm
telling you right now. Live Coach is where you're at
Rosenna Scott by the way, if you're listening in Kansas City,

(01:36:32):
and the reason why you don't want to go see
this guys, because he's talking about something you don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Rosanna's gatto. She's a huge, huge superstar here in New
York City. She has a good day New York on
Fox five. Yes, she's fabulous. So now, if you live
in Kansas City, you're listening to us, who's your local
news star? Send it to Chris He will talk about
them under all right, Yeah, I'll do it in lunch
with her tomorrow with Rosana scottldyeh, she's spending the weekend
with me in a couple of weeks ago. Her restaurant's awesome.

(01:36:57):
I'll be there tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Come see dropping the cheese on it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
Yummy, yummy, and my tummy. Oh I love it. Hey,
you know, okay, so let's talk about comedy these days. Yeah,
you know, one of the one of the and I
knew we would get a text about this guy for
some reason. Hey, I love this Chris guy. Does he
know Matt Rife? Sure? Sure, of course, who doesn't know
Matt ryche I mean, talk about it. This is one

(01:37:21):
of the many great yes comedy stories.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Yes, so Matt Rife represents how comedy has evolved, like
I started in twenty ten, right, and in twenty ten,
there wasn't the Internet, you know, there wasn't you know,
the ability to make clips and put clips out there.
Of course, there wasn't TikTok or anything like that. And
you know what's evolved with comedy now is it used
to be long form. Everybody was going for their hour

(01:37:45):
comedy special. Now it's short form. It's completely changed. Our
sensibilities have changed, our tension spans have changed. It's one
hundred percent change. And the people who are still in
the long form, if that's what they want to do,
that's what they want to do. But the public is
not consuming it this way anymore, consuming it the way
Matt Rife put it out, which is short clips, crowd work.
I think the beauty the genius of Matt Rife to

(01:38:07):
me is when I watch him, as you know, fellow comedian,
I'm like, what he's doing is amazing because he's doing
his comedy, which is great, but he's making the audience
they want to be. They feel like they can be
a part of his videos too, So they're paying and
being like, not only will I get to go see him,
but I might actually be on his actual show, which
is a clipstream on TikTok. So you're like, the people,

(01:38:30):
don't they feel like I'm taking a chance for myself
to get fame, for myself to have my face in
front of millions of people. So it's smart and genius.
And the thing with Matt Rife is, like anything else,
there are no overnight successes. If you've just heard of
Matt Rife, now great, good, go to his shows. But
we've known I mean I've known Matt Riiche for ten
twelve years, Chris fifteen years old at the comedy clubs

(01:38:50):
in LA Like everybody knew about him. He was a
fifteen year old kid that was doing comedy and everybody's like,
who is and now you know? So he didn't come overnight,
like there was no shortcuts with Matt will never be
on our show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
I wish I had his lips. I really wish the show.
What about his abs? Get his abs? How about this?
Do to date me? You versanna scato Matt Rife? If
you tell you why Matt Rife will never be on
our show?

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
I've got his phone number. And one night Alex and
I were drunk watching his back then he had a
YouTube special. I mean, he didn't have anything. You yeah,
and we're like wow, I was texting him, you guys
are You're great, You're call on the show whatever, And
then uh, I think I think we sent him a
d pic. I'm not quite sure what happened. Sure, I'm kidding.
I did not do this in morning Zoo. I did

(01:39:33):
not do that. No, I think we got we irritated him.
Now he was now he doesn't need us. He so
he sells out, doesn't need to come on the show.
I'm calling back. You see, you don't need us, you're
selling out. But you show up, You're a friend. Scary Jones.
He was in Atlantic City the same time.

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
He had a choice to see me at the Borgatta
or Matt Rife at Oceans and he went so on
Matt Rice and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
He come to the Borgata. I think they stay at
credit Card. Oh my god, we're scary. They did. Yeah,
you're scared. I gotta figure a name online too, you
gotta go yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
And then I saw him that he was at the
Jonathan Peters Day party. And I'm standing there, you know,
with general admission. He's in private drinking, having fine and
standing there with a hot dog and the water.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
Scary, idiot. Scary. His ultimate weekend is a w hotel
with a phone party at the pool.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Yeah the hell do people say to you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
You're from Staten Island, Do you know Pete Davidson.

Speaker 6 (01:40:23):
Of course, yeah, of course that's that's but Pete, you know,
Pete Davidson, Salvolcano from them, all the impractical Jokers, Vinnie Guardanino,
you know, all those Joe gatt Islands, Joe Gatto, Yeah, everybody.
So Joe Getto is the nicest guy in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:40:37):
By the beat, are you kidding me? I received I
used to get these texts out of nowhere. He sent
me one yesterday. Ye man, by the way, just thinking about.

Speaker 6 (01:40:43):
You, Guess who was at Guess who was sitting who
paid for a ticket to come to my show at
the Borgato Joe Gotto literally scary ticket.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Scary wouldn't even use his free ticket. Scary want to
be in the background on that right video? Bad dude,
it's weird. Hey, look, Chris, I'm just and said, I
don't know if I said this when I saw you
for the first moment today, but I just congratulations on everything.
And you have no idea and I'm not trying to

(01:41:11):
like harp on this, but just hear me out. You
have no idea about how maybe a good dozen things
stories you told us today are worth considering and life
changing and I'm not kidding. I'm not full of cry here.
I'm serious. And how you handle your kids and how
you handle your body, your life everything. You're really a positive,

(01:41:32):
wonderful guy, and I'm hoping you're not like a sour
bitch inside.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Do you throw plates behind her stores?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
You throw?

Speaker 9 (01:41:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Do you throw plates?

Speaker 9 (01:41:43):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:41:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
No, I really don't. I don't I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:45):
What do I get angry? I'm I'm angry watching sports.
That's about everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
I'm probah all you country fans you get yelling at,
but no, in all sincerity, thank you so much because
you know you're doing what they say you. You're leaving
this room a much better place then you entered into
it as so thank you very much. I appreciate it.
When Chris Stefano comes to Kansas City, yes we expect you.

(01:42:10):
And by the way, if you don't live in Casey,
make sure you call your friends that live there and
say you gotta go see this guy. Yeah. It's not
a petty thing. It's something that they need to see.
What we got?

Speaker 8 (01:42:19):
One?

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
What do we got? I live in Kansas City. I
love to laugh. I have tickets to his show. I
cannot wait and not all people in Kansas City are duds.
Love you guys. We've had one dude there you go.
Can you bring a small school to the show, nine
hundred open seats? They said they would if you bring that,
if you if you bring Matt Rife, don't bring your
friend Matt Rife on stage. Hey, well, the name of

(01:42:45):
your podcast is Who's Chrissy? I got that's me, Chrissy. Chrissy.

Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
Uh, I call myself, you know, for me, like my fans,
like I know, if they're a podcast listener, if they
call me Chrissy whatever. The name of the podcast is
Chrissy Chaos. And then I have a podcast called Hey
Babe with Salvolcano from the im Practical Jokers. But those
are my two podcasts. And then Chris Dcomedy dot com
for all, I'm on a whole stand up tour, a
mini Matt Rife.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
You're a Maxi Matte. But Chris, thank you for coming
in here. And after we sign off here, we're gonna
go take pictures. Don't take a picture with scary. I'll
tell you why. I'll tell you why. Well, for other reasons.
Anytime a celebrity passes away, He's the guy who always
has to post a photo of him with that celebrity. Okay,
So if God forbid an air conditioner falls out a

(01:43:31):
window here in Manhattan when you walk out, it will
be published this afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
Well, we'll take a picture together and I'll do It's scared,
but I'm gonna turn my back like I'm seeing.

Speaker 9 (01:43:40):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
See. We love her too, all right, Chris de Stephanel,
thank you for coming in. Thank you, congratulations on every day.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
Hi, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
We're doing so well?

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Ton of funny. Outside the studio, where you guys usually
have catering set up and food and stuff, there's this
plate of random sauces.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Yeah that's my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
No, I don't find you at fault. I think it's genius.

Speaker 4 (01:44:21):
Yeah, I'm happy. There's a bunch of sauce laying around.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
They were organized, though, But here's a chili sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
That one was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Is it like a sweet child, like a sweet tie.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
Maybe that's wrong with the hot chili sauce was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
This is here's soy sauce.

Speaker 7 (01:44:35):
On.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Here's some sweet and sour sauce. Here's some mandarin Teriokee sauce.
Like we are all sauced up.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Yeah, that's chili sauce is.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
Picum and soy sauce. Look at ketchup. It's all here.
It's amazing, amazing. I got these sauces represent every taste
I love. Sauce is the best. It is speaking of sauce,
it is food news Thursday. Uh, froggy, are you locked
and loaded ready to go?

Speaker 8 (01:45:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
I'm so ready to go. Food You should be frying
what's going away?

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Bacon and frying, singing your favor.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Okay, good enough. We could go on and on and on.
All right, it is now time for froggies. Food news
is the reason we love Thursday. Go right ahead, frog,
all right.

Speaker 13 (01:45:26):
You know it is a homecoming season, and Burger King
wants to help everyone celebrate with their first ever BK
homecoming meal. The meal for two includes two whopper junior burgers,
two milkshakes, a small order of onion rings, and a
small order of fries and the best part, it comes
with two Burger King crowns.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
Oh do they still have those? I mean, other than this,
they do.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
I actually saw a kid riding around his skateboard with
one on his head the other.

Speaker 13 (01:45:53):
Love them, Yeah, I used to hear when I was
a kid. It's just ten bucks. It's available at participating
Burger King low keiations beginning today, so make sure you
stop buying and get it. McDonald's also bringing back a
fan favorite. They have brought back the spicy Chicken McNuggets
for a limited time. All come six, ten, twenty and
forty pieces. To make sure you stop buying a participating

(01:46:16):
in McDonald's and pick those up. There's also a secret
menu item on the menu at McDonald's. It's only on
the menu for like a little bit of a time
every single day. I learned this on TikTok. You can
get the mcbrunchburger. It's got breakfast and lunch at menu items.
It's got two sesame seed buns, two cheeseburger patties, bacon eggs,

(01:46:37):
and hash brown They say it's available only around ten
thirty five each day at McDonald's. That's when they're making
the change over.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
At ten thirty five.

Speaker 13 (01:46:45):
Yeah okay, because at ten yeah, ten thirty they go
from breakfast into lunch and they still have some of
the breakfast items left over. They'll make you the mcbrunchburger.
Oh I want to try the leftover stuff from breakfast?

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 13 (01:46:59):
Pringles jumping on on the trends. That's been all over TikTok.
It was even on an episode of the Real Housewives
of New York City. I'm sure Diamond knows all about that.
The Chip brand is releasing a limited edition Crisps and
Caviar collection. It includes three kits combining different Pringles flavors
with caviar from the Caviar Company. They are pricey. One
is forty nine dollars, one's one hundred and ten dollars,

(01:47:22):
and one is one hundred and forty dollars. All three
kits come with lowd collectible key chains and two spoons so.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
You can share.

Speaker 13 (01:47:29):
No word on if the can is big enough that
I can fit my fat hand in a Pringles can,
because still to this day, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
So they're putting a real caviar in there. Yeah, yeah,
real caviar and Pringles.

Speaker 4 (01:47:39):
That about the price of caviar.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Like, yeah, yeah, I can be. It depends on depending
on the size and the egg quality. Oh does anybody
really like caviar? I love it? Anybody that loves it?
I love caviar. I could eat it every day as
long as someone else is buying. Yes, absolutely, all right.
Yesterday was National Pepperoni Pizza Today. Did you know that?

Speaker 8 (01:47:58):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:47:59):
Yeah, it was Nash Pepperoni Pizza Day. So I'm giving
you in the countdown the top gross selling pizza chains
in the United States and how much pizza they sell.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
So this means these are pizza chains that they taste gross?
Is that what we're doing?

Speaker 9 (01:48:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Gross is how much money they're making. Oh go, okay,
here we go. Yeah, here we go. Number five, Hold on,
just think this, Why is this working?

Speaker 8 (01:48:20):
Sky?

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Here we go? There we go.

Speaker 13 (01:48:23):
Number five Marco's Pizza coming in at three billion dollars
in sales.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Where's that Marco that I don't know? National pizza chain? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:48:32):
Number four Papa John's at three point seven billion dollars
in sales. Little Caesars at number four at number three
for four billion dollars. Number two is Pizza Hut thirteen
point two billion.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Yeah, and third.

Speaker 13 (01:48:50):
Worldwide too, right, they're huge. The number one selling pizza
chain in the US, no surprise. Domino's Pizza sold seventeen
point eight billion dollars worth a pizza, and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:06):
There you go. We we're looking at Marco's. Oh, they
got stores everywhere. There are a lot of them in
Florida to Florida.

Speaker 13 (01:49:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Marcos Polos almost eighteen billion dollars from McDonald's.
That's a lot of damn pizza. It's not funny. We
love pizza, though, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:22):
Food News Wendy's new breakfast two for three dollars Biggie
bundles lets you choose your perfect duo, including a sausage
or egg and cheese biscuit, small seasoned potatoes, or medium
hot coffee, Limited time only during breakfast hours. US price.
Some participation may vary, not valid in the combo single
item at regular price. What a Great Day, Heaven final

(01:49:43):
Let's get into sound with Garrett keeping fine rolling. What's
going on?

Speaker 9 (01:49:46):
All?

Speaker 7 (01:49:46):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:46):
So the Hot Ones episode with en Sync drops this
morning in a few hours, and they put out a
preview yesterday where the guys invite Sean Evans.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
To be the new member of InSync. All right, here
we go. Yeah, I'm getting place a lot better than
you're eating them. Let us know that you're the you're
the new official sixth member. Oh my god. Yeah, but
we're not gonna split anything.

Speaker 8 (01:50:08):
We ye.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
There's a joking there, Yeah, making fun of lou Perman
right there. The SmartLess podcast. Do you guys listen? I
know Nate's a big fan. Uh So, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes,
and Will Arnett they sit down. They were going to
interview Matthew McConaughey a couple about two years ago. Problem was,
Jason Bateman was having technical issues because they were doing
it over zoom, and Matthew McConaughey was listening in. But

(01:50:32):
Jason Bateman had no idea Matthew McConaughey was listening in.
So we got the outtakes on the episode yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Hello he, this sounds like us during pandemic. It was
during pandemic. Obviously they were having pandemic issues. Hello he,
it's not I don't see I don't see it here
in the sound thing. So let's cancel. Let's just uh,
let's reschedule this thing. I'm in a total tail spin.

Speaker 19 (01:50:58):
Yeah yeah, okay, Matthew laughing, Sorry, who is that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Who is that great? This sounds like during Pandemic, Uncle Johnny.
We actually laughed hardest during Pandemic trying to do a
zoom interview. It was the most fun ever. And Jason
slammed his laptop shot. Had no idea, was Matthew McConaughey
until after the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
All right, So on the show, we all know Scary
says the word squirrel in a weird way.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
How do you say squirrel? Squirrel? Squirrel? Squirrel?

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
So I saw this clip on Instagram yesterday a woman
had a squirrel come into her office and listen to
how she says the word.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
I had a a s look at it.

Speaker 11 (01:51:42):
It's a I don't know how to say this square wheel.
It's a square whell.

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Oh my god, little guy, Come on, dude, go outside.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Squeery.

Speaker 9 (01:51:53):
Squirrels.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
All right, did you hear about the story we found
We found that that fighter jet yesterday, the one that
just the guy ejected yep safely and the fighter just
flew off particular pace.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
So they found it and Randall White was at home
when he heard it. Crash.

Speaker 13 (01:52:11):
I was in the uh, in the bathroom taking a shave,
and I heard us a screeching saw between a screech
and a whistle.

Speaker 14 (01:52:23):
So what in the will of this?

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Wow? And I love I love eyewitnesses like that. And
of course the internet has taken over with the remixes
on the Cold Hut.

Speaker 12 (01:52:35):
There you yield.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
The Randolph White mix. Yes, thank you, Garrett, You're quite
a good American.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
It's Nicki Monocoto. This is Hey, this is lady. You're
listening to Elvis Durant and the Morning Show.