Full Show: The Day We Bought Some Shoes

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Program. We're prerecorded. He just kind of isn't afraid to
say what he thinks. I think he's very entertaining. He
is a great leader, he's awesome, funny. He just makes
my morning. All we want to do is just go
to brunch with him out. He's psycho. But I want

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to see you naked, Patrick in a rod in the
morning show. Oh my god. Well, welcome to the day.
It's Thursday, our favorite day of the week. Froggy, you're
ready for food news. I am so ready for food news.
There you go. We're so excited for Froggy. His wife,

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who's now on the road from time to time with
her career, came home last night. Today we find out
if he got some love it. Oh that's just called
the teens. We'll let you know later. You're they're going,
you know, I gotta listen to the show all morning.
I gotta find out if Foggy have sex. Hu Stock,
Good morning, Gandhi Danielle, Producer Sam Name, Hello, Froggy, love

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you love you. Scotty Be's in the house, Hi, And
there's divide. It was milling around getting ready for the day.
Do we have guests today? No, we we do have
our friends from NCL popping about oh Norwegian cruise line perfect.
Oh yeah, no, we're talking about the entertainment on the
new Norwegian Viva. Get into that. So Garrett's doing this

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thing every morning. Garrett walks in and says, hey, got
a song for you to start the show with. So
obviously he's doing thinking. He's thinking it through during the overnight.
So today he said, you should play len and steal
my sunshine. I'm like, and I thought about it, man,
and then yeah, okay remember this. Oh yeah, gone to

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you were two years old. Welcome to Thursday. You got hello, Jenny, fine,
welcome to the show. Welcome to Thursday. How you doing?

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What's up? Thank you? I'm doing good. I'm how do
to overr my babysitters home to take my baby to
her before I go to work. I just came back
from eternity. We even I'm a teacher. Wow. So first
of all, congratulations on many levels. First of all, for
being a mom, congratulations, thanks, thanks, And for being a teacher.

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Thank you. That's a lot of work. Yeah, you got
a lot of work. How you breastweeting? I just have
a question. Um yeah we started too, but now we're
doing that whole pumping so I can go to work situation.
That's me too. I've been pumping for years. I remember
when I used that. I used to have to pump
here in the other room and they would put the
microphone in their new the milking machine. But I go

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in through virtual meeting that works. I just do it
in my classroom with the shades all covered at a girl. Hey.
Another thing we love about Jenny. She lives in Orlando. Wow,
what's it like living so close to the happiest place
on Earth? I lovely, except for the traffic, especially right
now is that whole spring break season, so everybody's piling

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up the roads. But it's really happy and wonderful in that.
That's it. We're all moving to Orlando, okay, But I
love that you're listening to us, Jenny, you know. And
Froggy is just a little quick drive across the state
in Jacksonville. Go see Jenny to hang out with her.
You know what, I'm We're in Orlando all the time.

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So next time, Jenny, you're going to have a sober
for dinner. Honestly, every time you guys talk about coming
into town, alias thinking, oh my gosh, I wonder if
I could run into one of that. Have you so amazing?
Let me go to Orlando sometime soon, potentially potentially in
the fall. We'll be there, potentially, I mean says you know.
We're so far away in New York. Wait, it takes

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like a month in a covered wagon to get there.
We haven't discovered trains or planes. Well, Jenny, you are
the first caller of the day. What do you have
for Jenny. We've got the fifty dollars Wendy's gift cards.
So Wendy's homestyle French toast sticks are waiting for you.
You'll love them, and you have fifty dollars to spend
at Wendy's. Thank you so much for listening to us. Jenny,

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thank you. My husband loves Wendy, so she's going to
be so excited. Yeah, you know the burgers are square,
all right. Well, Jenny, have a great day. Thanks for
listening to us. Hold on, I love you guys, Love
you more, love more. Look at that lives in Orlando.
She's a teacher, she's a mom, so nice, she's got
so much going on. For my life is boring compared

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to Jenny. Stop. We need lives. Do you want a kid? No,
some days you do. I have schnauzers. I want a
breastfeed but not my own child. Can I breast breastfeeds
some person's child? Is that? I'm a sag breastfeed You
do that? I mean what you can be as Sarah
good breastfeeder? Sure you would be the one. Oh no,

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I'm spotting. I'm spotting my blouse right now. I'm producing milk.
What isn't there a name for that? And nurse me?
You'd I'm a nursemaid. Gosh, I have so many things
on my resume. We gotta get rolling. It is Thursday,
our favorite day of the week. Into the three things
we need to know from Gandhi? Where do you start?
A New York City grand jury hearing former President Trump's

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hush money payment case is expected to meet today as
yesterday's session was canceled. The investigation centers around alleged payments
Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen made to adult film star Storming
Daniels in twenty sixteen to cover up an alleged affair.
Authorities have been preparing for possible protests. Judge in Wyoming
has temporarily blocked a ban on abortion in the state.

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The ruling prevents enforcement of a law that makes all
abortions a felony. That new law took effect this past
Sunday and would carry a prison sentence of up to
five years if enforced. Judge Melissa Owens ruled in favor
of six plaintiffs who are also seeking an injunction to
ban an injunction injunction to a ban on abortion pills
that becomes effective on July first. And Finally, new findings

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suggest that life on Earth may originate from extraterrestrial sources.
Yep I love that. Scientists in Japan point to an
analysis of samples collected from an asteroid in twenty twenty.
More than twenty types of amino acids, which are the
building blocks of life, were collected from an asteroid about
one hundred and eighty million miles away from Earth. Researchers
say that the findings increase the possibility the water and

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other organisms had their origins in space and landed here
through potentially a meteor And those are your three things.
I'm in it. I love it. We're all a bunch
of aliens total. That's okay, we just took up we
are an invasive species to earth. Yeah, that's pretty much
been proving anyway. It is Thursday, you guys ready for
you today? Yeah, let's go. Is this day happening? In

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the Morning shows, We're so excited when it comes to time.

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I know, when it comes time to order breakfast. There
are so many bagel shops and whatever open already here
in New York City. We found a new one, I know.
Look at was so excited. So many good bagels. I
don't even know, I know, but they're serving these sandwiches
that look like they weigh like eighteen pounds. Like, what
did you find, Nate? I found several? U. There's Louisiana sandwich. Okay,

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what's on the Louisiana sam Cajun chicken cutlet, pickles, Chipotle mayo,
Chipotle mayo on a whole wheat bagel. That sounds it
just sounds so heavy one the Bronx bombers. What's on
the Bronx bombers so chicken cutlet, bacon, cheddar lettuce, tomato, chipotle, mayo, ranch, bagel,
rap roll orders, mayo one. Well I could say hold

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of me. Oh wow, the work sandwich, eggs, hash browns, sausage,
bacon and cheese. Oh my, oh my god, bop on
a sand that made me go bomp? Are you bomping? Bob?
What do you see? What are you ordering there? Gandhi?
I'm getting a halapino everything bagel. Oh that sounds good,

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isn't it? With scallion cream cheese. Yeah, your breath is
gonna be so kicking. Can't wait. What's on the Popeye?
I'm assuming spinach, Yeah, cajun, chicken cutlet, bacon, pickles, let, tomato,
and chipotle mao on a bagel, rap roller, wheat bread.
I want all of them. Oh I love a good
egg bagel. Yeah, we gotta get work in here. Where's

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the bagel? Seven dollars? Well, because it has eighteen pounds
of stuff on it? Do want a bagel and cream cheese?
Seven dollars for a bagel? No? Yeah, look all I
have no no now it's coming up a six oh five,
but all I have is a bagel and cream cheese
six dollars and five cents. Yeah, yeah, I don't know
there's a delivery than going. Okay. Hey, so we're getting

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ready for of course Froggy's Food News on Food News Thursday.
Can you give us a hint about what your countdown
is going to be today? Yes, Scotty Bee will be
a large part of today's food News report because there's
lots of cereal news going on and we have a
countdown about cereal as well. Cereal news. Perfect all right, um,
producer Sam, Who are you doing your horoscopes with? How

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about food news Froggy? Oh, let's do it, let's go
here we go, all right. If you celebrate a birthday
to day, you celebrate with Kyrie Irving, Carrie Russell and
Shaka khan Chukak Capricorn, look within your heart and soul,
as you need to feel a deeper connection with all
of those around you. Your days of six Aquarius be
courageous and bold. You can do anything you set your

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mind to. Your days of ten Pisces heal your old
wounds to find solace in the present. Your days and nine, Hey, Aries,
come out of your shell and blossom into the beautiful
flower that you are. Your days and eight for us,
do not doubt that you have all the necessary tools
to succeed right in front of you. Your days of
six Gemini, go with the flow and try to just
let things be. Your days of nine Cancer, choose yourself first.

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No one has your back like you do. Your days
of five, Hey Leo, write out all your big, bold thoughts,
as some may be useful to you at a later time.
Your days of nine Virgo forgive your past and feel
free to finally move on. Your days of seven Libra,
look at someone in your life through a new lens.
It'll help you appreciate them for who they are. Your
days and eight Scorpio, be mindful of the seeds you

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are planting. Some may grow faster than others. Your days
of seven and finally, Setterius, step away from a situation
to gain some perspective. Your days and eight and those
three Thursday morning horoscope excellent. Anyone wearing their new shoes today? Anyone?
No Oh Sam said she stayed up to pick an outfit.
To make your lion with her shoes, I am so
named her shoes did. Their name is Genevieve. She named

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her shoes Genevieve. Both of them are Genevieve or Geneve
as an entity. It's like a split personality thing. They
are Genevieve. Okay, you were so frigging weird. Anyway, Yeah,
we went on our shoe excursion yesterday at Sacks Fifth
Avenue out at American Dream. So nice it was. But
you see, my evil twist was this, you can only

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have one pair of shoes. Yeah. Tell anyone to go
to a shoe department like that and only choose one
pair of shoe. Yeah. So a lot of you actually
whipped out your own credit cards and bought a second pair.
I left with three pairs of shoes. I was proud
of myself. I did not And I went home and
right away told my husband just so you know, I
did not whip out my credit card. He's like, I

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like to hear that. The number one real estate guy
in New Jersey, I know, what a cheap Oh, cheap cheap.
You would have been fine, but you know, I was proud,
But you did great. I mean, but I think the
only weird thing that happened was Diamond her shoes weren't
in stock, but they said, oh, we'll ship these to you,

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and they had them. They had. I got a notification
within twenty minutes. They're on their way, so they're gonna
be shipped to my apartment. So I'll have them to
you by Monday, probably. I love it. Last pair in
the company. Okay, I just talk to me now. That
means they were supposed to be for you. I love

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Alex's like, so you didn't buy shoes. This is a
shoe day for the women, right, I said, yeah, okay,
well I actually bought two pair of shoes on my
own exactly, but not in the women's department, in the
men's department accidentally. He says, every now and then, you
have to treat yourself. I did. What do you have
coming up, Danielle? We are going to talk about, oh,
a new reality show on the way with a cool family,

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and somebody is suing uh Netflix, and I'll tell you why. Okay, um. Oh.
The big question with Foggy's wife Lisa coming home from
her on the road work week, did he get laid
We'll find out in a minute. We're gonna let you know.
The world wants to know if you had sex last night. Okay,

(13:24):
we'll I'll find out together. In a moment, joined the
conversation by texting, I saw a man this weekend, full
ass out and then made eye contact with me, messaging
race may apply. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. You know what, when it

(13:45):
comes to food, bars and culture, art history, living in
New York City is kind of great, right, yeah, it is,
but there's always some drama going on. I mean, okay,
so where I live downtown, the court house system is
right behind my apartment. It's in my backyard, so I

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mean that thing's been closed off for three days waiting
for the Donald Trump indictment thing. Right right, there's lights
up all night around the clock, lights up. It looks
like a football field lighting system, like in the park
behind my apartment. So they're waiting for that, which I
don't I don't even think that's happening. Is it whatever?
But we're ready. I have helicopters flying over morning, noon

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and night. Yeah, because of that. And then down the
street at the Peninsula Hotel they have it closed off.
The streets are all closed off. Scotty is it closed
off again today? Yes, second day in a row, the
fifty fifth Street is closed. So we're wondering, is there
someone at this hotel that makes them want to close
off streets? What's going on? Do we know? No, I
we need to find out who's there. Yeah, if you

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know who's why the Peninsula Hotel down the street has
all the streets closed off. Let us know, they usually
do that for dignitary So someone from you know, out
of this country is probably here. The Watson Is it
the Watson Hotel that's by us two? And I was
there a couple of days ago, and that was the
same thing. There was like some kind of political thing
going on, and there was photographers everything. They closed down
the site and I couldn't even get down the street

(15:08):
to go home. It was very nice, you know what.
The only reason to close down the streets, it's like
if Lady gagas in town. You know, I get that,
ed Sharon right and now yesterday right, I mean next
door to our building, some guy asked his friend if
he could stay his apartment. Turns out the police are
looking for him. He bashed the window out and then

(15:30):
threatened to jump at the window. Yeah, and then he
was it closed off our streets all day because he
was like, there was a jumper, and you don't you
don't want that to end in a bad way. You
want him to go in and the police or whoever
to give him the help he need. Yeah. But now,
the rumors last night were there were dead people in
the apartment and what's why so much drama. I didn't

(15:53):
hear that. So we heard that a lot, But I'm
looking at the story now and I'm not seeing that.
It says that he was wanted for a white color
fraud chart exactly. And when the police showed up, then
he barricaded the door, ran to the window and was dangling.
But they have him in custody. Now. I noticed when
we were we drove right past that street yesterday on
our way to American Dream, and there was everyone in
the street pointing up their cameras are out. Yeah, and

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I'm like, what happened? I was like, Oh, they're taking
shots of like the window. He know. Yeah, Okay, So
last night we went to an event and everyone's at
this event where they were talking about how well they
got in there and they found all these dead bodies. Yeah,
where did that come from? There were no dead bodies.
I don't think people, we have enough drama. Why do
you want to add to it? Probably Twitter Twitter is

(16:36):
just we gotta quit Twitter. Twitter is the gateway to hell.
It really don't be a twitter Twitter. This reminds me
of Greg te remember when he did GNN. You know
I heard, yeah that guy hold up in his buddy's apartment.
First of all, can you imagine you get a call
from a friend, Hey, can I stake your place? Sure?

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You know your friend has kicked your window out, is
threatening to jump and the police have machine guns pointed
at him in your apartment. Yep, I like that. So
you know when they interview the neighbors and everything when
this stuff is going on, they're like, oh, I had
no idea, it's such a nice person, blah blah blah
and this. There are so many quotes from people who
are in the area. One guy's like, I just want
to go to work. Minute sucks that the streets are

(17:20):
closed down. I'm trying to get to work today. Why
is this taking up all the time? Exactly? People are
texting in. They're saying that the president of Iran is
staying at the peninsula. Oh, then someone else said the
president of Iraq is staying. Can you there both there?
Here's an idea. If you're the president of Iran or Iraq,
can you stay at the Marriott Courtyard down in Paramus,

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New Jersey. Police. Yeah, get out of our city. Stay
down the block from another thing, exactly, another thing about
New York City. We have United Nations here. Yeah, get
that out of here, Cleveland. Wouldn't you love to have
United Nations? Can we just move it? What's United Nations?
It doesn't even have to be in our country. It
could be any Can't they just have zoom meetings? They should,

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They really should. Can't they just zoom in? Leave our
city alone? Anyway? They're saying, the president of Iraq is here, Well,
welcome to New York. Go away. I mean, look, it
doesn't matter who you are, where you're from. Just get out. Yeah,
go to La where they have snowstorms and tornadoes. Crazy.

(18:27):
If you're bringing traffic, bring it somewhere else. Look, I
know I'm not being very positive right now. Is this
horoscope time? Don't you think any minute now? Don't you
think any minute now? La is really going to have
the next arc? Like you're gonna say, like two animals,
two animals, wolf in the street. There's no one savable.
And hey, i'd save the Kardashian. I knew that would

(18:50):
get down. So look, we love we love our New York.
It is it is a pain. They have to live here.
There's nothing easy about it. I get that lot of
people come here to climb that ladder. A lot of
people will come here. No one comes here to retire.
This is not a retirement community. No, no, they're not
driving around like what's that little town in Florida where

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they're all doing each other the villages. Yeah, this is
not the villagers. Stay stay away. But you know, don't
come If you're the president of Iraq, don't come here.
Go somewhere else to go to Jacksonville. Let's get no, no, no, no,
no no, don't come here. We don't need any more
traffic here. You They were good. Thanks. Remember during COVID,

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all the New Yorkers were moving to Florida and Floridas
like please don't come here. They remember, they were actually
rumored to like set up people at the border, do
not let them drive in. Closed, were closed, We're closed,
No one's allowed. There's no room at the end. All right, Well,
other than that have a beautiful day here in New York.
Let's get into the Danielle report. Daniel you have so
many teases you gave us. What's going on? First of all,

(19:53):
this is crazy. So Jewel said that her parents split
when she was eight years old. She's forty eight years
old now. She said she lived with her dad. She
said her dad was abusive, but she didn't realize at
the time is the reason she lived with him was
because her mom didn't want to be a mom. And
then Jule says she remembers when she realized her mother

(20:13):
stole a hundred million dollars from her. She said, I
was thirty four years old. She says, I realized I'm
three million dollars in debt and it was my mom.
My mom stole all my money. How insane is that?
A hundred million? You can't just take like one or two.
That's just going How do you do your kid? Why
don't take any of you? Juel had a hundred million dollars.

(20:36):
Remember at one point this lady thing she was so
mean to us. Oh my gosh, yeah she was. But
now I kind of like she's gone through a lot,
Like I kind of give her a pass. I don't
know she had a right to be mean to us
because her mom stole one hundred million dollars. She said,
psychologically she was going through a lot. Well, I wouldn't
you mean to everyone if you got one hundred million
dollars soul from you? I think I might. I'd be

(20:57):
mean everyone. I think I would be too. Sydney Laday
you may not know her name, but she claims she
was injured in the bullets that were flying when Takeoff
was killed. She said that she was in a coma.
They hit her in that She's two hundred thousand dollars
in debt for her medical bills and she doesn't know
what to do because nobody right now is coming forward,
you know, to take care of that. That's up to her,

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which is kind of insane. Hullo has a new show
and it's gonna be about Diddy and his kids though
really Yeah, they're working on a new reality series called
Diddy plus seven and apparently filming has already begune in
Los Angeles and Miami. Did you guys know that Jennifer
Aniston hung out with Share as a kid because she
was actually a friend of SHARE's son, Chaz and she

(21:41):
said that she Um, she used to eat all of
shehers snacks. Apparently Shar had this great snack drawer. She
was talking to Regis, Oh my gosh, Kelly and Ryan
about that he's dead. Yeah, I'm sorry about that, and
she said that, um. Shar used to say that Jennifer
Aniston aid her at a house at home. I would
love to have snacks at Shares, Like what would cher

(22:01):
snack drawer look like? Like? What would she have in there?
I don't know. I feel like she would only have granola. Yes,
I know, seriously, but I don't know. Rolling Stone magazine,
you know, there's a big edgeering article in there. He
talks about working on an album for after he passes away.
He says, I add songs to this album here and
there and it will be put out after I pass away.

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How great? Like that's just I don't know if that's
creepy or if it's cool. I can't I can't decide
which one. Gizelle was talking to Vanity Fair magazine and
she says, you know, guys, it's not that cut and dry.
What are you doing? It's not that cut and dry.
When it comes to my divorce from Tom Brady. She
says people make it all about his career, the fact
that he didn't retire. She says, that is just one

(22:43):
piece of a much bigger puzzle. She got mad at
him for continuing his football career, and that's why she left. Yeah,
so that's not the case, she said. That's part of it.
But there's more to it. She's much more to It's
just says, we also grew a parch because you know,
when we got together, we were in a different spot.
You roll apart sometimes and you want different things in life,
and it happens. So our best is going out to

(23:04):
Leah Michelle because she had to take off from Funny
Girl last night on Broadway. Her son, her two year
old son, had a very scary health thing going on.
She was at the hospital with him, and she's asking
about everybody for love and prayers. And the author of
a book called Queen Anne's Revenge is suing Netflix, claiming
that he published this novel in twenty thirteen. It's about

(23:25):
four friends on a treasure hunt from a famous shipwreck
near the Outer Banks of North Carolina. What does that
sound like to you, guys outer Banks? He says, it's
exactly like his book and he wants money. He wants
Netflix to stop like promoting things until he gets paid.
By the way, there was another author who came forward
about this couple of years back, claiming that outer Banks

(23:47):
was taken from their book. It got dismissed in Chord,
But people who bring us Outer Banks have admitted that
they have taken from pieces of books for inspirations. So
it's kind of interesting. Station nineteen Grays March Madness All
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Morning show. So it's just kind of funny. We're talking
about the villages. If you're not familiar with the villages
near Gainesville, Ocala, Florida, right, this is like how many
retired people live there. I mean it's all old people.

(24:51):
Probably how many people live there. It's a lot. I'm
looking out to see what the population is, but it's
a lot. Well anyway, so rumor has it one eighty
one thousand old timers all live together. It's all golf
carts and you know falls, teeth, you know, dentures and
uncle have all their teeth and they live there. Yes,
but they're saying the villages is the number one hot

(25:14):
zone in America for sexually transmitted diseases. All these old
people were mounting each other, wow, doing their thing. Actually
where the whole swinger thing came from. Where they did
like the upside down pine apples and the lufas on
the golf carts, and that's where it all started. So
you would know what you were, who you were looking
for when you were there, kind of outlooking to do
your things and feel free to laugh. I'm moving there.

(25:35):
I'm going I have a chance to get laid at
the villages. Do you think you're like, I'm a young whippersnaper.
Their relatives are getting laid at the villages. I mean,
I hope with each other, but if they're swingers, this
would be outrageous. Well, Vicky, hi, Vicky, do you do
you live near the villages in Florida? I do, okay,
So do you visit? I mean, what's it like? Just

(25:58):
like being a guest there? What do you do? I'm
actually an insurance and so I'm in there at people's homes.
I go to meet them in offices. I'm in there
for the last ten years. I've been in the villages.
So can you tell they're all horny? Unfortunately, no, I

(26:19):
don't get hit on at all. And I actually, you know,
not to brag. Thought I was pretty good looking. Well
maybe maybe, Vicky, you're not old enough for them, Maybe
you're too young. No, I'm right at their age level.
I could even live there if I wanted to. And
it's so funny because you don't want to do anything.

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It's just the fact that you want to know that
if you wanted to, they found you attractive enough. But
maybe they're a very respectful and you do have to
have the sign like hey, hit on me the other
side down Pineapple or whatever it is, and if you
don't then they just leave you alone. Could be you know,
I've tried with there's a thing where you tag of
the back of your shirt out so that that means

(27:02):
that you're you're eligible and be hit on if you
let your tag hang out. Apparently I've had mine tucked
in before by accident. But that's just not as far
as I got, Vicky. I don't want you walk into
the villages like like, hey, everyone tags out here. Also,

(27:23):
if you're in an area filled with old people in
your tags out, wouldn't you just be like, h just
another day another I love that they have all these signs.
They have all these signals to send each other. I
wore a pineapple dress. You know nothing. Wait, did you
stand on your head? Because it has to be upside down,
doesn't it? Well, they were, they were upside down, they

(27:46):
were right side up, upside down. There was a mixture
of them. You're sending mixed signals, thou so, Vicky sent
us a text, I can't even get hit on in
the village. I think maybe you are destined for something greater.
Maybe that's it. I hope so. I told my husband,

(28:06):
but he didn't quite think as funny as I's like
Froggy though, like Froggy's not gay, but he wants to
know that if he if he wanted to, somebody would
find him attractive. So every time, like a gay guy
doesn't find ah attractive, he's like, what I mean, we
have an HR problem. You're always like, come on, you
would do this, wouldn't you. I'm like yeah, I'm like,

(28:28):
zip your pants up. No, I don't want you to
do it. I just want to know that that the
opportunity was there if I wanted it. I don't want
to go to your party. I want to be invited
so I can just say no. Well that's what Bicky's saying.
Vicky says, I want to walk through the villages and
be a wanted woman. Rights. I bet they do want you.
You know what, I'm roll through there again today. Let

(28:48):
us know how it goes. I'm gonna let you know.
I'll let you know I was. I'm hoping that they
just maybe think I'm out of their league. But I
can't imagine that I'm not close to some buddy. No,
it sounds like you're desperate to get in there and
get I know, I want to see one of those
key parties going on. I'm like, I'm there to watch you, Vicky. Well,

(29:13):
we're all gonna we're all rooting for you. I hope
you get laid in the villages. I've never said that
to anyone. Have a great day, Vicky. Then thanks, thanks
for listening to us. Okay, my pleasure. You guys are great. No,
you're better. Thank you. There you I just picture this. Hey, Harry,
did I leave my dunches at your place last night? Now?
Oh my god, I gotta come over and get them.

(29:35):
Harry happening talking. That's old people's out in my head. Hey,
so I tease something? Oh yes, speaking of getting late. So,
as you know, Froggy's beautiful wife, Lisa, who we love.
She has this beautiful gig now where she actually has
to travel. She's out of town on the road. She
came home last night. We actually had to coerce Froggy

(29:57):
into actually driving to the airport to pick her up.
So start there. How did it go? You actually drove
to the airport, which we find to be the biggest
waste of time, But go ahead. It was a waste
of time. It was something that she wanted me to do,
so I did it. It took three hours from the
time I left home. This time I went to get
hurt time I got back. You're gone, oh three hours
of your life or your wife. Sorry, oh, Danielle, no, listen.

(30:18):
I did it, but I had other things I needed
to get done during that time. I couldn't but I
went and did it. We got food. It was great.
I was happy to see her. We hugged each other
while the guy at the airport who was like, all right,
everybody got to get going, get going. I'm hugging listen,
he's yelling at us. To her, I'm like, whatever, due,
it's just there. We're of an hour here. You got home,
and your plan was to actually make love, do your

(30:41):
whop whoop, make whoopee. Did how's that go? It didn't
go well. We leave it right there if you wanted.
We get home, and I realized gone out of my
way to clean the house. I did a whole lot
of things within five minutes of her getting home. It
looked like a bomb went off because there's just things everywhere.
Because she was unpacking and getting ready in this, that

(31:01):
and the other, and so she was tired. And next
thing I know, I had a couple of things I
had to do. I go in there, she's passed out, sleeping. Gone, Celia,
you're done for the night. Travel takes a one out
of you. Or was she pretending to be sleeping? One
eye opened? I thought that too. I gave her a
little pokey poker too, and she beg your part? What's
your poker with you? Did you poke her with your manhood? Possible?

(31:29):
Maybe she couldn't feel it, that was the problem. Oh wow,
I love twenty third the day, Danielle, I no longer before,
get your pinky off my back? All right? Well, maybe
tonight's tonight. We lovely, so give her I love and
I'm glad she's home. I love that. I'm throwing it

(31:50):
down tonight. I love that she loved she loves her
new job. But we saw a photo of her and
the crew where she's working and where she was working
in Mexico. She looks so happy. She loves it. She
loves it. She looks happier on the road than she
does when she's with you. What do you know? Of course?
All right, so we got a phone tap on the way.
We have Uh, that's it. We don't have a lot
going on today. I don't know what else. What's Light

(32:12):
FM doing. Let's turn them on. I'm kidding, let's have
some fun. I want to talk about our shoe shopping
experience yesterday. Um, you guys got some great shoes sacks
at the avenue at American Dream in New Jersey. But
people were complaining about your shoe choices. Yeah, they said
they were too sensible. But I think that's why we
did that, because we wanted something that we could wear

(32:34):
all the time. Right, we'll be practical. We'll get into
that in a minute. And uh, I have a whole
list of things we have to get into. Let's get
into some trouble, shall we. We'll start that in a
moment and in the morning show. So much fun. Yesterday

(32:55):
we went to American Dream. That place is amazing so
and we didn't even like hit the tip of the
iceberg with that place. We went right into Saxmith Avenue,
right to the women's shoe department and cut boo, Yeah,
here we go. So it was Danielle and Gandhi, d
Anna and Ali and Diamond and a producer Sam. I

(33:20):
least it's hit right, Yes, Yeah, I said, whatever shoes
you want, go for it in the Shoot department at
Saxmith Avenue. These are like real shoes. I mean, they're
out of control. These are crazy shoes, shoes you can't
buy every day. But I love you. I love you guys,
and you make our show what it is. The least
I can well, at least I can do is buy
you some shoes. Oh that's very nice of you. But

(33:40):
the issue was this, you can only get one I
would only by pay for one pair, and so you
have decisions to make. Ye hours. It took hours for
you guys to go. Danielle was good, she picked her
shoes and she was done. Everyone else was like, no,
maybe I'll train these, maybe, was Diamond. I thought we
were going to be here all day. But also you

(34:01):
were doing the thing where you're like, everybody, take your time,
get the shoes you want, and then well, I know,
but it was it was over an hour and a half.
You're like, oh, look at date, Oh look at these.
Deanna is the only one wearing her shoes today, Sam, Sam,
tell everyone what you wear? What are you wearing? Wearing?
Snell sneakers sort so comfortable, She said, I didn't want

(34:25):
to wear them to work. I just wanted to put
them on at work because I don't want anyone to
rob me of my sneakers. The subway people robbing Chanelle
sneakers off women, they do us. You don't want to
get them dirty because that's white. They're white and black,
so like that's you know, you gotta keep them clean.
Those are some cute ass shoes. Thank you so much,
and thank you for getting me that. Oh we had
so much fun yesterday. And then Diana sat next to me.

(34:47):
We had a little nash at Capriccio, some pizza, some
spinny spanghini. Oh my god. So what'd you get? I
got Gucci, like those classic Gucci ones that have like
the red and the green on the back. I've been
wanting them for years and I kind of went in
with that in my head. And even though I tried

(35:07):
on a million other things, I got what I came for.
I was very happy. I love them. I love them,
Thank you. What'd you get? I got Chanel loafers with
like a chunky heel, chunky heel. I love them so much.
He used to do the sports here, and then I
bought my self TiO pairs of sports with chunky well
hold on what I bought my salf pairs, So you
wiped out the credit card, bought your own shoes. I did.

(35:29):
And then Diamond got some shoes that are being delivered
to her. What'd you get? Do you remember these chanell espradrills?
Ten out of ten out of ten? Okay? Why am
I getting this look from the guys in the room.
Is there a problem? I had a question about the ladies.
I have two things. But the first thing is what
was the strategy in buying these shoes? And I think

(35:51):
I got my answer because I hear Chanelle, Chanelle Chanelle.
Everybody went for the most expensive shoes in the store
and they did not guess what. A lot of people
turned shoe over and looked at the price and was like,
I don't feel comfortable having him spend this, So you
are wrong. Try again. It's scary. Another note, sal Grapes,
because the one time you took the guy's shoes shopping,

(36:11):
I was out of town and I'm like, so I'm
sitting here with these old loafers on. I don't know.
I'm just saying, nice to have a guy's day one
of these days. Boo this problem. You just can't let
women have a moment. You have to step in and
make it about good job, guys, good jobs during women's history. Money.
Don't don't listen to them. I love taking you guys

(36:33):
out for shoes and people. Actually, I see her giving
us a little grief. People gave you grief over the shoes.
You choke. Absolutely, these are way too sensible. Yeah. If
if I'm going to get a pair of shoes that
someone spends a lot of money on, I want to
get some mileage out of them. I don't want it
to be a pair of shoes I wear one time
and makes my foot bleed. I want it to be fun.
I'm a frog who cares like judging what somebody else

(36:57):
does with their money. Are there their gift is none
of your business. I don't care, don't even don't even,
don't even ignore. It doesn't matter what they got. It
didn't mean, don't mappy, It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
We do very well at the show. We can take
some of those profits and spend it on shoes. It
was very nice. If you have a problem with that,
you should get a job here, right, So screw you

(37:19):
up the nose. Anyway, it was a great day. I
love watching you guys just tear into these shoes I've tried.
I think Sam Whim's the award for trying on the
most pairs of sho She had them all lined up.
It was also it was a kind of the same
shoe a loafer, but so many different colors like gold
and silver and blue. Was so cute, You know what,

(37:40):
everyone should be so lucky to work for a guy
like me, if we should. My sister in law had
a million questions. She was so cute. So what color
did you get to? What had gone to get with Sam?
Get like she? So she was living vicariously through us.
It was It was very very I don't think I've
ever had more people ask me because I just posted
the bags. I didn't post the actual shoes. People ask,
oh my god, what did you get? Then I did
post the shoes. Yeah, and you all made wise decisions.

(38:04):
What I do have a question like what does Chanel
or Gucci what do they have over like something you
would get a Payless or like Steve Madden. They cost
a lot more. But you know what, Payless has great
shoes to exactly. But they're just shoes. No, it's not true.
It's an experience. It's an experience to be able to
go to go to a Sacks and go to the

(38:25):
women's shoe department and have some old gay guy buy
a par of shoes. Yeah. But if if I was
to go, let's say I was one of the gals
and I'm sorry, did you use the word gals? Yeah,
that's why you can't come. Isn't this isn't this international? Gals? Monk?
Did you have your pocket book Dallas history monk? Anyway,
So if you were one way, if you're one of
the women who I went there and I just got

(38:46):
a pair of flip flops, would I be sneered upon?
Not at all? No. No, there were a bunch of slides.
But I'm not even kidding. There was a pair of
slides that I picked up. I looked at the rice
how much it was seven? They were Wait, they were
so light, it was like they weren't made of anything.

(39:07):
And I was like, this is no. Yeah, I couldn't
even know you're paying for a brand you're not paying
And but that's the thing what Gandhi and I did
say this that you know, there were a couple of
shoes where we were both like, well we already have
something that looks similar. The only difference is it doesn't
have a sea on it or on it. So we
were like, let's just not, you know, do that. And

(39:28):
some of the shoes, if they get damaged, you can
take them back and they'll fix them, replenish them, take
care of them. So it's sort of like, yeah, and
I accidentally tripped over to the men's apartment and got
a couple pair of shoes accidentally. Hey, let's play a
little shoe trivia. Oh God, who's ready for shoe trivia? Yeah? Absolutely,

(39:49):
But Dianna, thank you for wearing your shoes. Thank you
for getting them also, Okay, ready, yeah, scream out to
your answers. A shoe with a thick soul originating in
Holland are yelling. We're yelling out the out. You also
do this to your drains, arteries and toilets, clogs. Okay,

(40:10):
this guy's shoes have read on the that's right upon
which brand of shoes is known for its iconic Chuck
Taylor All Star sneakers. Yes, Daniel is gonna win this? Sure,
I don't know. Founded in twenty fourteen, these shoes are
known for their eco friendly and sustainable designs made from

(40:31):
recycled materials. Is it thoms? Those would be your all birds?
Oh so comfortable rubbers sold shoe Mario Buttali liked them
in orange. These men's dress shoes characterized by shoelace islets
tabs that are attached under the vamp. I don't even know.

(40:53):
They're also named for a town in England with a
famous university, Oxford. That's true. After hurting his ankles serving
the German army in World War Two, this physician couldn't
wear regulation boots. This led him to design their boots
bearing his name Today Doc Martin's Oh really, I didn't
know that storial person. That's so interesting an old fashioned

(41:15):
term for a shoe repairman. Also a delicious dessert. Oh
I have a great cobbler. I love him this. This
shoe has a single strap across the end step. It's
also a woman's name, Mary Jane. Mary Jane absolutely also
known as Marijuana. Do you like Mary Jane's Still? I
think they're cute. I like them if they're like patent leather,

(41:35):
it depends what you wear them. Yeah. This sneakers Swish
trademark created by Carolyn Davidson, a graphic designer who's only
paid thirty five dollars for a Nike or Nike in
my house dollars. She got paid thirty five dollars to
design the Swish. Yeah. What did the British call him?
Nike and Adidas? They call him Adidas. I don't know,
but that's how it is in my house. I remember

(41:56):
I used to do that, and Scary would be like,
this is America all at that, Like okay, sorry, thank you.
Scary always a learning moment was scary. Well, there you go.
It's shoot a go ahead, buy yourself a parashis, doesn't
matter if it's payless or sacks, doesn't matter. Treats the rock, Yeah,
go get some crocs. Fox aren't very in right now.
Y I love wearing them with my black socks and

(42:18):
then putting him in the dishwasher. I do. Let's get
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi. What's
going on? The NAACP in Florida wants its national board
to issue a travel advisory to anybody planning to visit
the state because of recent legislation targeting diversity and racial issues.
Hillsborough County enable ACP President Yvette Lewis says times are

(42:38):
tough for people of color right now in Florida. Lewis
says they have a number of concerns at the moment,
and they plan to fight and win. The Biden administration
is working to end the monopoly of America's organ transplant system. Currently,
the United Network of Organ Sharing is the only group
contracted to run the system. The group has recently come
under fire for their lack of oversight during organ screenings,

(43:00):
which led to seventy deaths last year. Yesterday, the Health
Resources and Services Administration revealed they plan to create several
contracts to manage the network in order to foster competition.
Biden's twenty twenty four budget proposal also suggested more than
doubling the funding for organ transplantation. And finally, the CEO
of TikTok will address Congress today regarding national security concerns

(43:22):
over the extremely popular app. CEO Shoo Choo is expected
to tell members of the House. Shoes Shook expected to
tell members of the House that the app is safe
four miners and that a nationwide band would hurt the
US economy. To speech is also likely to focus on
TikTok's plan to safeguard American users data. So we'll see

(43:44):
how all that goes. And those are your three things.
I don't get it. I don't think it would hurt
the economy at all. TikTok going away hurting the economy
in now, it just piss some people off. Oh yeah,
we allocate that money exactly. People be bored. Thank you God.
In the morning. Elvis Durant, Elvis durand phone tap. Scary

(44:06):
has a new character, drunk construction man. Here we go.
Dear Elvis Durant, my son and I would like to
do a phone tap on my brother Tom. He's always
getting involved in everyone's business in our family, and he's
sort of our protector when problems arise. You see, we're
in the middle of an argument about my son's condo
down in Florida right now. The construction guys put the

(44:29):
tiles up crooked, and my brother has been waiting to
address this issue with the guys who did the job.
Why don't you be the guy and call my brother.
This comes to us from Jackie. So Scary is the
construction guy in the condo in Florida. And then Jackie
jumps into let's listen into Today's phone tip switch room. Tom. Yeah, yeah, speaking,
it's Luigi. What's up? Um not? My nephew called and he's,

(44:49):
you know, just a little upset. They're not happy with
the tiles in the apotment. They said they were a
little crooked. Is that the case. Well, you know it's
you know, they're a little uneven, right, but you know
that's the style these days, you know. Well, that's not
what he wants. Though everybody's a critic. The job, in
his opinion, wasn't done correctly. I mean, you just admitted
to me they were a little crooked. Well, the tiles

(45:11):
are crooked. You know, it's been on how you look
at it, though, if you're look at it in a
certain direction and they look straight. Come on, dude, it
crooked or not. That's all I really want you to
tell me. Don't don't treat me like an idiot. You know,
me and my guys, we got the job done, got in,
got out. Time is money. Money is time, right, But
if nice and quick, but that's about the way to
do it, just to get it done and move on.
That's not the right way to do it. We try

(45:32):
our best and then and then he's criticizing us for
having a couple of bruskies while we're doing that thing.
Well again, is that the right way to work? Well,
you know everybody has entiled to a little you know,
dulp everage here and there, you know what I mean?
Not at work, brother. I got a beer right over
here right now, good bro, I wish I could drink
up my job. We're gonna toast to you, thank you
right here in the condominium with these beautiful tiles, because

(45:55):
we did an awesome job on the bathroom. This is
how you want to approach it. So that's the way
it is. That's it. You've been talking to me as
soon as you pick the phone up. You've been talking
to me that way. But a beat, but a boot,
but a bop. You tell me, Hey, Johnny Salami over
here is getting involved in his nephew's job here. Because
if it was your family, I hope you'd do the

(46:16):
same thing. All right, that's baby, want to cry, baby, Tommy.
I already talked to the guy. No, Tommy, he's calling
the house. I called him back. I didn't know what
was going on. Could you listen to me, No, Tommy,
the guy who's drunk, Okay, I spoke to him, but
can't you tell him I'm forget it, end it, let

(46:38):
him wreck the place. Listen, if you tell him you're
from Brooklyn and just that's number one, that that cause
Ball in his trouble. I wanted you to threaten here Dad,
for Christ's sake, Are you stupid or what? Don't just stupid?
I'm stupid? Okay, thank you, thank you. I'm so glad
the way everybody's got a job and I'm on the
phone fixing his feel Now you call him me stupid.

(46:59):
I mean, I'm he's in Florida. If he was around
the corner, I would go and I cracked the out
of him. I want you to leave now and go
down to Florida. I'll pay your ticket. Do you think
like I'm John Gotti or something? I don't know. I
wish thank you. I'm still listening it on your conversation.
The line out I didn't said, are you out of

(47:22):
your mind? You can't even speak. I I should go
home for the day because I need to speak to
you when you're straight and so could walk the three. Listen. Yeah, Tom, Hello,
this is scary Jones. You've been phone tapped. Your sister

(47:43):
and your nephew are playing a phone tap on you.
Are you kidding me? No? That was fantastic. Have an
idea for a phone tape three dot com click on
the phone tap tap tell us what you want to do?
Is recorded with permission granted by all parties. Space phone

(48:06):
tad on ellisterran in The Morning Show Scary, You're too funny.
You're like the phone tap playing the drug and You're like,
I'm just gonna Jones. That's a food tad. These phone
taps are gonna be the death of me. Jeez, you
know what I'm going to get into? Of course we're

(48:26):
gonna do. Danielle here, Gandhia. Is this weird theory about
all the characters from Winnie the Pooh each representing a
mental illness? Yeah? Oh yeah. There are research papers published
on this, school classes and courses about it. So last
night at the party, She's like, which whitned the poo character?

(48:49):
Are you trying to analyze me? I'm like, what do
you mean? Yeah? What do you mean? We were having
the conversation about you know, who's who on the show.
Because each character does represent something different or is a
bit rest Winnie the Pooh has OCD and control issues.
And I'm telling you piglet high anxiety. Kanga is a

(49:10):
mother who they worry about Ru because they say that
Kanga is always around and Rue is not exposed to
the real world. So what's going to happen to Rue?
Like all these different things? Owl they say is dyslexic,
so it incredibly smart? Are they saying it was written
like this? I mean, yeah, Christopher Robin also has this.
I mean every single Christopher Robin's problem. He doesn't have.

(49:30):
I have to look up specifically what it is. I
don't want to get it wrong, so give me a second.
But every single person I love throwing a Gondy off.
She's like, which character are you? I said from Winnie
the Pooh? Yeah, which character are you? I said, I'm
the honey pot. They didn't analyze that one. Yeah, all right,
let's get into this in a minute. I think you're
reading something into this. It's not. It's not just me.

(49:51):
I'm telling you, this is a giant thing. Well, I'm
all ears. I want to hear your your hypothesis. But Danielle, yeah,
it's all you. What's going on? All right? A Lady
Gaga inspired Walking Theater experiences kicking off March twenty eighth,
and that, by the way, is Lady Gaga's birthday, and
it focuses on Phil, the protagonist, who has been conducting
a walking tour on the Lower eas Side with an

(50:13):
emphasis on Lady Gaga. Apparently things happened during the tour
goes in an unexpected direction. Supposed to be a lot
of fun tickets or twenty eight dollars each and it's
an hour and fifteen minutes, so you can google it
if you are interested in going on that tour. I
told you a few weeks ago that there's a new
award show coming. It's a spin off on the People's Choice.
It is the People's Choice Country Awards. It will air

(50:35):
on NBC and Peacock and the date has been chosen.
September twenty eighth is when it will happen. And apparently
it's just like People's Choice, it will be voted on
by the fans. WWE superstar Alexa Bliss says that she
was recently diagnosed with skin cancer. She is telling everyone
who please get checked. She said there was a spot

(50:55):
on her face and she ignored it and it kept
getting worse. They did a biopsy and it turned out
it was basil cell carcinoma and estimated three point six
million cases of that is diagnosed every single year. And
of course if it's detected early then you will be fine.
But you gotta make sure you're on top of things.
So Sex in the city back in the day when

(51:15):
we watched it, there were a lot of cool things
that carry Bradshaw wore. There were a lot of things
that we were like, that's not too cool. Well, hey,
there are some things now that she wore that are
so in, like scrunches back in, pear shaped engagement rings
apparently very cool right now, Crystal encrusted novelty bags, chunky
kitten heels and those Kitchie bags. Those are in as well.

(51:38):
Gene Simmons from Kiss sold his mansion in Vegas for
eleven million dollars. Geene Simmons he wanted fifteen million dollars.
He listed in twenty twenty one. It didn't sell, so
he had to, you know, bring the price down. Six bedrooms,
eight bathrooms, apparently, retractable glass walls, the Koi pond. It's

(51:58):
in Vegas. Can you imagine retractable glassword? I mean, what's awesome? Yeah,
it's so crazy to me. I have to stuff these
celebrities having these winds. I can't even. Kim Kardashian launched
her latest skims collection and Sissa is promoting it looking
absolutely gorgeous. If you haven't seen the campaign, take a
look at it. A source is saying the machine gun

(52:20):
Kelly and Megan Fox are on a break just in
case you are keeping tabs and keeping score. You know,
I'm always keeping tab on score on that relationship. And
now you can sleep tonight. Right. And John Legend was
on the Call Her Daddy podcast and they asked, okay,
so how do you keep the sex life alive with
three kids? What's your secret to hot sex? And John
Legend says, you lock the door if you have kids.

(52:42):
He said, the kids always find the way to come in,
So you lock the door if you want to, you know,
have a little lonely time. Look, I mean, you know,
alone time. You know what did you guys ever catch
your parents doing? God? No? Oh god, no oh please
I did. Oh you did terrible. My mom said she
only had sex three times and each time was a child. Yeah.

(53:02):
Station nineteen grades March Madness, All your law and Orders
you've got a little beat Bobby Flay And if you
didn't see the new ten last episode that drop last night,
it's fantastic, so make sure you check it out. And
that's my Danielle record. Thank you Danielle. It's such a
great way to start your day, day day. Welcome to
the show, Welcome to the Show's Yeah, he's a big deal.

(53:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Our Audible pick of
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Start listening when you sign up for a free thirty
day trial at audible dot com. Slash Elvis. He just
kind of isn't afraid to say what he thinks. I
think he's very entertaining. He is a great leader, he's awesome, funny.

(53:48):
He just makes my morning. All we want to do
is just go to brunch with him. He's psychoed you.
I want to see you naked Patrick show. Thank god

(54:10):
you're here today. It is Thursday, our favorite day of
the week. We have food News with Froggy on the way.
Froggy ready to go. I'm all ready all right, that's
on the way. We're gonna go around the room keeping
some people's minds. Now. A moment ago, Gondy brought up
this concept that she brought up at dinner last night.
If you're familiar with wine partly the world of Winnie
the Pooh and all the characters in the stories, it's

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a very interesting take. As a matter of fact, when
you brought this up, a lot of therapists are sending
text and saying, yeah, they studied this. We learned it
from our friend Julie. Yes, Hi, Julie, Welcome to the show. Hi.
So exactly what was it that you you fed Gondy
last night to turn into this obsession we're having today.
I don't even know why we started talking about. Oh,

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we were talking about Disney movies or something, and I said,
I know, Winnie the Pooh isn't Disney technically, but I
liked Winnie the Pooh, And that's how we started talking
about that every character is somebody in Winnie the Pooh.
You know what you mean, Well, each character. There's Winnie
the Pooh, there's Christopher Robbins obviously, but then there's Tigger

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and Piglet and um Rabid and Owl and Eor. So like,
if you know, somebody who kind of sees the glass
half empty all the time, always has like a little
bit of a negative tint. Yes, that's or right, So
everybody fits into a character. Now it was worth these

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stories actually written with these thoughts in mind, because I
mean there are actually books written. You're talking about these
books that are out there, the Tay a Piglet and
the Tao of Pooh, the twe of Pooh. H So, anyway,
Gandhil locked into this last night. It's like, Okay, Elvis,

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which character are you? And I'm like, why would you
please explain to me what this means? Not all of
know all the characters in the periods, like the lead characters,
But go ahead. So this is from a study called
the pathology and the hundred acre would a neurodevelopmental perspective
on a A miln. So it breaks down the characters.
Whinnie the Pooh obviously the main character. According to researchers,

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the bear's behavior suggests that he suffers from more than
one disorder that he stands out most with ADHD attention
deficit hyperactivity disorder. In addition, they think on many occasions
he shows excessive impulsivity borderline intellectual functioning fixations, as in
the case of his obsession with honey, repetitive behavior, which
could also indicate he has OCD. That is pooh, it's

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Whinnie the Pooh. Yeah, he does hyper fixate on that honey.
Are we hyper well, I know, but we assume all
bears love honey, don't they? I mean, we're turning these characters.
Are we turning these characters into mental mental illness factors?
Or or did A A Miln write it this way?

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I don't know that these are all research papers done
after the fact, and I don't know that anybody spoke
with a mill about a mill and about it. So
I'm more interested in the fact that he doesn't wear
pants and just the shirt like that. I want to
know the reasons behind that. There's gonna be a touch
of exhibitionism. Adhd forgot him forgot all right, all right,
So last night at dinner, we're trying to have a

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good jolly time. She looks at me, Daniel Gandhi looks
at me, says, Sue, which character are you and what
are you talking about? So since this I've looked it
up as well. This is there's a lot of a
lot of fact going on here? Yeah, this these stories
we're written about, these characters who each represent a factor

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of mental illness. Right right, hold on, let me get
Heather on here. I'm saying, hey, how do you work this? Hello? Heather?
How are you? I'm good? How are you gay? We're
doing great. I'm gonna turn you down a little bit.
So Heather is a crisis coordinator? Oh my god, we
could use you here. But what does that mean? A
crisis coordinator? Um? So I work with people with mental

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health or substance abuse, and if they have to go impatient,
I find them placement. Okay, what can help and treatment
they need? So are you familiar with what Gandhi and
our our friend is talking about here? Julie, Yes, yes, yes,
I don't. Plenty of training and this has actually been
a topic of a few different trainings. Actually it's kind

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of fascinating. Okay, So go ahead, I mean you did
training on it. What did what did they teach you? Like?
What are we learning from the characters of whin He's
the pooh um? Like when in Pooh he clearly hasn't
eating disorder. He um, you know, eats his honey all
the time. So I when in the Pooh has an
eating disorder because of the honey fixation. Yes, okay, go ahead, Um,

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Tigger is hyper ADHD hyperactivity. Piglet is probably on prozac,
is what they say. Um what else? Who else is
on there? Um? And Christopher Robin supasically has schizophrenia because
he is the only human in the group. Yes, and

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he's talking to all these imaginary characters. What about or
did you say yo? Major depressive? Oh wow, okay, yeah,
I mean these these really do breakdown a lot. Like Piglet,
it says, suffers from general anxiety disorder or obviously depression
always sees the glass half empty. Christopher Robin schizophrenia, perhaps

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gender identity issues, they think, Tigger, the diagnosis here is
ADHD and impulsivity issues. Tiger doesn't understand the consequences from
overly risky decision. Oh my gosh, that is gondhy. Yeah,
that is gndhi to a teams Mary Tigger like I know, Owl,
it says, is exceedingly smart, but probably has dyslexia, which

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translates into Owl's tough time reading. And you know, okay ahead,
Rabbit's behavior suggests that he suffers from OCD combined with
narcissistic personality disorder. Well that's scary. Well wait it manifests
in his obsession with having everything neat and organized, as
well as his sense of self important. That's Scotty Bean. Hello, Yeah,

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that's me. I love that we're sitting here with no
training whatsoever diagnosing everyone. Yeah, Kanga and Rue It basically says,
there's not a huge disorder here. But it's mother Kanga,
who's very protective of her babies. And sometimes they worry
about what Ru is going to be like in the
real world because Kanga is always there to take care
of Ru. And those are your basic characters. You grow

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up reading the Winning the Pooh books and seeing the
cartoons or on TV whatever. You never stopped to think, Oh,
there's more to it than just, you know, a bear
eating honey with like a friend that's a donkey. The layers,
I think the layers of this are incredible. Well then,
what other great stories from our childhood are actually laced
with very very real things like this? Almost all the

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Disney movies? Yeah, yeah, how many of the Disney movies
have and Pixar have hidden meanings in them? Like I
don't know, if you watch shark tail. But it's about
a dolphin or a shark who does not want to
eat meat and his family will not accept him for
not wanting to eat me, and they always try to
get him to eat me, and they just tell him
life will be better if you could do this. You're
causing embarrassment. I think it's about homosexuality. Wow. Yeah, I

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think it's about people being in the closet. The shark
even dresses dresses up like a girl. One. Okay, what
about a Humpty dumpty anyone? I want to tackle that one?
Humpty Dumpty. I think he just fell. It was just unfortunate.
What about the old ladies that lives in a shoe
with all those kids? What's going on there? Can I
throw on it? Well? Well, Heather's still on the phone, Hua,
thank you. So I mean, do you apply the things

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you've learned from Winning the Pooh to your day to
day christis coordination, I mean it does kind of fall
in place at times. Yes, I work with a whole
spectrum of different people, so I don't exactly classify them
with Fey the Poo characters though who I'm working. But
I do, Yeah, I definitely do all right. Well, Heather, listen,

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thank you for what you do, and it's a pleasure
to speak with you. And thanks for listening to this mess.
I appreciate you are awesome. Oh, thank you. Have a
great day, Heather, thank you so much too. Yes, Nate,
what's up? Okay? I got a theory? How about this one?
Maybe it's just a boy and his stuffed animals. Maybe
that's all it is. Maybe maybe that maybe that bear

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just represents a bear and it's a fun story that
he gets stuck in a tree. You know, I don't know,
Maybe that that red book in that in some other novel,
it's just a red book. It doesn't symbolize his anger angst.
I feel like we also analyze the toy story characters
for sure. Yeah, you know what, we can analyze any
character anywhere. I guess, I guess. I mean, let's rip

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a Batman to pieces here, let's go the joker go
I mean exactly. I mean, you know, these characters are
just very very well written. But is it us? Are
we applying these this hypothesis ourselves? I mean maybe? I
mean these were again, they were all written after the
stories came out, and they were written by therapists and

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psychologists and people doing research on them. So it was
after the fact that people turned it into something like this.
It's just something fascinating. It's not fact. Nobody's saying this
is absolutely what it means. It's just a something to
think about. Well, you know what an interesting text came through.
What about the characters of Wizard of Oz. They're saying,
you know, if I only had a heart, if I
only had a brain, if I only had a courage. Well,

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aren't those all things that were all missing? Or some
people in this room maybe missing in Nate I don't know,
and Dorothy's trying to find our way home. I don't know.
This is kind of a heady conversation, and it sounds
like we've been smoking pot, but we haven't. We haven't
hadn't smoked any pot today. We're good for yourself. So
even if you go back to Batman and you think
about the people they wanted you to hate. It was

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poison Ivy, who was trying to save the planet, and
mister Freeze, who was also just trying to cool the planet,
and they wanted you to go for the Trust Fund baby,
who just went around killing people in town. They wanted
you to root for Batman, but poison Ivy and mister
Freeze really worked so bad. Oh my god, what about
the Riddler? Well, the penguin, don't forget the penguin. Yes, producer, Sam,

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what are you thinking about? I don't know how to
turn that microphone on. My favorite character theory is how
Ursula was just a queen of body positivity and female
empowerment and we all mistook her as villain. Well, if
you look at the story of Maleficent and Sleeping Beauty,
if they had just invited her to the party in
the first place, none of that would have happened. She
was family. God, we are really are we projecting at

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this point? I mean, we're hanging our crap on these
innocent little characters. I think they're layered. What scary. I'm
just trying to find out that which came first. Were
these retrofit after the fact and we're just fitting this
in or were some of these things written with that in.
That's what I'm wondering. I don't know. The research is
obviously after the fact, but we don't, oh unless we

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talk to the authors. Right A. Milne is long gone? Yeah,
all right, we'll never know, one final thought from Nate.
Then we got to move on. What's that serious point?
Some kid in the sixties actually wrote to a bunch
of different authors asking, Hey, did you mean for this
blank to be a symbol for blank? And they said, no,
not at all. I just I just wrote a doorway.
I just had to put a window in that in there,

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the guy had to go out something, so he just
looked out through the window. And they're just like a
bunch of a holes like we are. Yeah, we have
to add importance to every little simple thing in life.
Let go at that doorknob. What does that doorknob me
to you? It's a frigging door knot doorman. The Peter
Pan theory that all the kids are actually dead and
he's an angel leading them to a happy rod start

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start over. All the kids are dead and and he's
an angel. Tinker What tinker Bell? What's tinker Bell doing? Sideki? Okay, yeah,
all right, taking them away to a happy place where
kids and never grow up. Let's go around the room.
I want to see what's on your mind. We'll start
with Danielle, what are you thinking about? To all right? So,
when I was on my flight coming back from Kentucky
the other day, the you know pilot was like, okay, everybody,
but then he started talking about don't forget your pocketbooks

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if you're getting up to Horsys pocketbooks is like, I'm like, who,
I didn't even know that was a thing a pocketbook anymore. Like, well,
it's not say bag, say purse, don't say pocketbook. Course
you're a coin person. Be a coin person. Come on,
granddad is scary. I think the sushi place is trying

(01:06:30):
to tell me something when they give me three sets
of utensils from my order. I clearly I'm one man
in my house. I had two rolls. I had a
beef nigga mocky, and I had a me so soup
and whatever it was. And I'm all of a sudden
three sets of napkins, forks, knives. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm one guy. I'm one person, but apparently I ordered
food for three. I'm just saying they're secretly judging me.

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I think sometimes when they're just you know, in a hurry,
and they're trying to pack your to go bag, they
just grab a handful of stuff it in there and
you take it. So personally. Oh my gaudy, Tha, I'm
think I'm an overeater, said, this is a lot of food.
Oh God, Froggy, what's up with you? So yesterday afternoon,
before I picked Lisa up from the airport, I um
stopped by the store to grab some flowers and a

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card for her so they would be here when she
got home. And as I'm at the checkout line, the
guy behind me in line goes, so, what did you
f up? I said, I didn't. I said, my wife
from out of town. I'm just just gidding this for her.
She comes back, Yeah, you did something wrong? He goes,
did you not clean up the house in time? I'm like, nice,
where I didn't do anything wrong? Why is it associated
with we do something wrong? Because we're just trying to

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be nice? I know. I feel like I get home
and there's there's flowers, Like, what did you do? So
he told the guy, I said, once you could turn
around and go get your wife some flowers, and he goes, nah,
she'll swear I did something wrong. Hey, Goldy, what's up? Okay.
I don't know if we actually discussed this on the air,
but not too long ago, pictures came out of scientists
merging dear DNA and mouse DNA. Why do they do this?

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A little mice grew antlers, so we all said, what
the hell is this about? Well, it turns out antlers
are one of the fastest regenerating materials in an animal.
You know, they shed them, they've grown back. So there's
trying to figure out how they can use this DNA
from deer antlers to help rebuild bones in people's bodies.
And that's why they've started to fuse this together. And
these little mice are running around with antlers now. So

(01:08:22):
it's fascinating. When you see the picture, it looks insane,
but there's actually research and reason behind it, and I
find that so interesting me too. Yeah, I know there's
a reason. I'm glad you found it out. Hey, what's
up producer Sam? Oh? Here, here you go. You're on
How do you work now? I want antlers, but I
need to realign my priorities because I am exhausted today.

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I stayed up so late last night, not for any
good reason, but because William, my husband, was getting home late,
and I had to stay up to show him the
shoes I picked out. That's literally all he walked in
the door, and I'm like, bab bab, Look this is
why I got okay, good night. That was it. I
didn't ask him about his day. I didn't do anything.
I just set up on a couch. Couldn't him a picture? Yes,

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you'd think, oh, I could have. I acknowledge I could have.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I was just psyched.
I showed him the shoes and then I went to bed,
and now I'm suffering. They are good shoes. You got
some nice shoes. I have great taste, and you have
a great wallet. Thanks Elvis, Thanks Elvis. So what's going
on there in Nate? Okay, so remember yesterday I had
a little IRS tax problem, not a not a problem

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with my taxes that I pay my taxes. Okay, yes
there's a problem. So I called the IRS. And here's
my suggestion, my tip for you, if you have to
call them, kill them with kindness, just be nice. They
deal with a lot of crap. I was so nice
to this woman, and you know what, she was nice
to me in return. She helped me figure out my problem.
People think they're a bunch of villains. They really are not.

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They just want to get it straight. Get you on
the road to like being taken care of and a
law abiding citizen, correct, yes, which I am. So just
kill them with kindness. If you happen to get somebody
that's a little persnicketty, prickly, just hang up and then
call back. You'll probably get somebody that's a little bit
nicer and willing to help you. So, are you out
of jail now? Not yet? Okay? Hitting there. They don't

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want to. They want to just get it fixed. They
want their money, That's what it is. Unless you're Martha Stewart,
they want to throw you in jail. Right. Yeah. With
that said, have we got around the rooms sufficiently as foods?
Froggy's Food News on Food News Thursday. What's going on today? Froggy?
All right, for my coffee lovers, there's a new study
out that has examined the health effects of coffee. Research
shows that if you drink coffee every single day, it

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does cause you to move more. People that drink coffee
take an average of a thousand extra steps a day
because it boosts your activity level. However, people who drink
coffee lose about thirty six minutes of sleep every night
that they drink coffee and the more you drink coffee,
the less you sleep. Wow, keep that in mind. We're
all dying. I'm thinking about a cup number two. Yeah,

(01:11:00):
if you if you're a fan of Subway, you know
a couple of years about a year ago, they introduced
the Subway footlong Pass, where it gives you a half
off of a subway sandwich for one month. It was
fifteen dollars. Well, they sold out. When now they're back.
Go to Subway footlong Pass dot com and for the
month of April, every single day you can go get
a sub for half off. So you have that. You
gotta go get it now though, because it is just

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about to sell out again. Domino's Pizza through Sunday take
an advantage of March madness. They are doing an offer
that is good until once again in March twenty sixth,
fifty percent off all menu price pizzas ordered online. All
you have to do is go online, order the deal
and it comes fifty percent off of your pizza. It
is through Sunday because March Madness kicks up again. I
think tonight and runs through Sunday. In the championship games

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are another week away just because something says it's expired
does not mean it is. Did you know that? Did
you know? You can eat eggs days after their expiration
date as long as they've been kept kept in the refrigerator.
Bread can be stored in the fridge and last two
weeks past its expiration date. Dry pasta stored properly can
last up to twenty four months after expired. Canned foods

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can be kept for twenty four months, and peanut butter
also does not expire on the date that it says.
Scottie B. Do you have some new cereal information for us?
How good? Yes, here's cereal correspondent. It is new cereal Thursday.
All right, all right, okay, so from General Mills checked
us out. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mutant Mayhem cereal is
on the way. Nice. Yeah. Two new Cheerios, Vanilla Spice

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and frosted Lemon are coming out. Lucky Charms minis and
tress leches toast crunch tresses, trace tressle How do you say?
Trace tress three milks from from Quicker you got another
Captain Crunch variety coming oops. All RedBerry, so that's an

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entirely red berry cereal from Kellogg's Minecraft frosted Flakes. They
little creeper bit marshmallows with the frosted flakes, Fruit Loops
Mega mix ups their regular size and jumbo fruit loops
an extra cereal Elvis. It's an exclusive at Costco, but
Kelloggs makes it. You tried this this morning. It's a
new multi grain almond banana rolled grain pecans. It was
like eating dust. Yes, and that's all all the way.

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Some were in stores now and some are coming soon.
All right, thank you, Scotty, You're welcome and honor of
Scotty Cereal News, I'm gonna give you the top five
selling cereals in the United States, coming in at number five,
cinnamon toast crunched at one hundred and five million boxes
per year sold. Number four, honey bunches of boats at
one hundred and eleven million boxes sold. Oh my god.

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Number three, honey nut Cheerios at one hundred and twenty
nine million. Frosted flakes at number two with one hundred
and thirty two million, So we all know what number
one is. And number one, with nearly one hundred and
forty million boxes sold every year is Cheerios. Absolutely. I
love cheerios. I prefer honey nut cheerios. There go, Thank

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you for We love your frog you. Let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi. What's up, Gandhi?
The National Weather Service is confirming that a rare tornado
touched down just outside of Los Angeles yesterday. We saw
video several were posted on Twitter showing the tornado tearing
the roofs off buildings and debris swirling high in the air.

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A city spokesman says one person was hurt by the
twister and taken to a hospital. A meteorologist for the
National Weather Service noted it's definitely not something that's common
for the region. That area is dealing with all kinds
of wacky weather over the past few months. The world's
first three D printed rocket has finally launched. Relativity spaces
Turn one booster lifted off Wednesday evening from Florida, although

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it is experiencing what mission controllers called an anomaly with
its upper stage minutes in preventing it from fully reaching orbit.
But that's huge because it's the three D printed rocket.
And finally, let's talk about music and drugs, not the
illegal drugs. According to researchers at Michigan State University. It
turns out that listening to just ten minutes of your
favorite music helps make whatever kind of medicine you're taking

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more effective, and that includes chemotherapy. The researchers believe it's
linked to serotonin levels possibly increasing when enjoying your favorite musician,
so more studies will be conducted to confirm if that's
actually the case. But listen to music, enjoy your life,
and your medicines will be more effective. And those are
your three things. Thanks Gandhi text us at fifty by
one hundred, so he said, get out of my life.

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I don't f with fake people, and then I got
a peace sign in a middle finger. Standard data and
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Pointing show, where is everyone? Do they forget? They work? Gun?
Get in here? Where do you guys do it? Oh? One?
Are my favorite people's here? So I was having a
conversation point. But you know, we have a live show. Danielle,
where where are you? I'm with Sylvia Hen everyone from
Norwegian because it gave me a present for my birthday.

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How night fast even that's next week. That's so sweet.
The song ended and there was no one here to
play with. No one here has an internal clock. I
had the internal clock. No I do, I saw the clock.
I knew I was late. Yeah, you were. You were late,
and knowing you were late, I think it's okay when

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you're talking to you know, people we work with. Yeah, no,
it's not. We were being entertained, and we were entertaining
our guests. We were being kind. No work on Broadway,
like their music starts. Where's the Phantom's busy? He's talking
to the guy from still to stage manager. Anyway, Well,

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welcome to the day. We have a beautiful day. Uh,
actually it's gonna hey. Can we talk about COVID for
just a second. Oh that thing again? You know, and
I told you this before. It totally rewired my smell,
my my senses, my sense of smell. I smell things
that you don't smell right, well, like you could walk

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into a room and maybe like you smell barbecue sauce, right,
I smell something different. I smell like cheese. Your barbecue
sauce smell? Is my cheese smell? That's tough, it's weird you. Yeah.
And I was just walking through the hallway a second.
I said, do you smell parmesan cheese? Everyone looked at
me like no, And is this permanent? Is my smell?

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Fft up for the rest of my life? Know that
you can start to train yourself to get back your
old smells by sniffing certain things and breathing a certain way.
Train train myself to smell again. Yeah. And I'm wondering
if you're a chef and you depend on your sense
of smell and taste in creating your food right through COVID,

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if your head's rewired like mine, does your entire menu
taste differently to people eating it now because you taste
it differently. It's like chefs that smoke cigarettes, they over
They tend to over salt things. There was a restaurant
we used to go to right Nate. You knew when
the cigarette smoking chef was there because everything tasted like

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the ocean. It was like salty. When was the last
time you had COVID, you've had it. Got an hour ago,
it was like Memorial Day. I don't know. The most
recent study I saw said that long COVID symptoms resolve
after a year. That's the most recent study, And it
depends on what the summer then or the beginning of

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the summer. Well, everything smells weird to me. I don't so.
I'm living in a world. Imagine yourself looking at the
sky and it looks red to you, but everyone else
sees blue. Yeah, you know it's blue because you saw
it before, but now it's red. It's the same thing
with smells and taste. It's not that part wouldn't be cool,
but like you, even eat, smells that are pleasant to
all of us are unpleasant to you. Like Danielle's hand

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lotion that we all like. It smells like strawberry shortcake
roll like that smells great. You walked in this morning
and said it smells like red Bull. Yeah, that smells
like red Bull to me. Yeah, that's so crazy, But
red bull smells good. It gives you, what's your deep thought?
Today's scary? Well, this just dawned upon me. COVID TA
many syllable syllables. Are endorned. COVID supposed to be one.

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But what you just said about about it having that
the alteration of taste and smell whatever it is, Well,
who's to say that my taste of palmersan cheese is
what Gandhi's is to begin with COVID or not exactly. No,
that's the argument with color. Yeah, this argument of color.
We think we all see brown, but we all see

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different shades of brown lue screen. But are you seeing
the same thing that I'm seeing. I'm now we're all different.
We're all different. That's crazy to me. Yeah, but people,
that's what makes a special scary. We're all different. It's true.
But I'm spilling red bull and it should be strawberry shortcake.
I don't know. That's why it amazes me. With my
son who's colorblind, like he sees like he'll say, this

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is brown, this is green, this is I'm like, no,
it's not. He's like, well, this is purple thing a
lot of purple. Maybe he's right. I got him those
glasses that you put on, you know, because you know
there's different kinds of colorblind. Right, watching him for the
first time when he put those glasses on, He's like, oh, whoa,
that is so cool. This is crazy, Like it was
amazing to him. So yeah, all right, well I'm waiting
for COVID to leave me alone. We can all agree

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on one horrible smell though, right, what's that downstairs when
we came in this morning something? Oh oh yeah, yeah,
there's there was a definite, definite smell of fish. We're
saying good morning to Lindsay. Why why we're saying good
morning to Lindsay? Hi, Lindsay, are you there? Hello? I
don't understand. Oh Andrea, Hello, Andrea, Hello, I pushed the button.

(01:21:00):
Oh there you are, sorry, you saw me push the button?
You saw me? Hello Andrea? How are you? Hi? Good? Good?
Have you been rewired because of COVID as well? Honestly? Yeah, Like,
I used to love the smell of coffee, but now
every time I'm like using mine espresso, it smells like
a skunk. So coffee smells like skunk to you, I know,

(01:21:24):
but you know it's you. It's not the coffee, right,
I mean you actually go well absolutely absolutely. But actually
my boyfriend and I we both have COVID around Christmas
time twenty twenty one, and it's the same thing, like
I'll make coffee and he'll be like, why does it
smell like a skunk? Exactly? So I've always thought coffee
smelled a little skunky and a little weedy all the time,

(01:21:45):
especially if it's burnt. So I wonder what that is
even even like we smell so like when we smell weed,
it like that kind of tasted weird too, and smelled weird,
and now it's just it's like dirt, honestly, exactly. Well,
as long as you knowledge it's not the product, it's you, right,
Like I know the problem. I just want to go back.

(01:22:07):
I wonder what does it because even with pregnancy, this
is a problem. When I was pregnant, the smell of
plain grilled chicken, I would go and vomit. To this day,
I do not like a plain piece of grilled chicken.
It reminds me of that smell, and I don't want
anything to do with it. Chicken again, yes, but no,
but it doesn't it still has a weird something. Well,

(01:22:28):
this is the thing, and Andrew, and we all agree
our brains are just very very interesting instruments. I mean,
there's no way to actually figure it out because the
brain is just the biggest mystery there is. All right, Andrea,
go go drink a cup of hot skunk and half
a nice day. Thanks for listening to us. Hey, let's

(01:22:50):
get down to Garrett for some sound. What are you
going on today? All right? So, I don't know if
you've seen this dating reality show. It's speed dating. It's
called the Button where people come and sit at a table.
There's a button there. If you don't like the person,
hit the button and walk away. Yeah, there's a robot
that's that kind of like starts the conversation. And this
robot says, this person likes Jesus. The guy on the
other side of the table her differently. Oh okay, at

(01:23:14):
about Ashley, she loves Jesus. I do too, Really, I honestly,
there's nothing better than a good smoked oh smoked cheese.
I'm as I love Jesus, not cheese. That's my bit. Yeah, anyway,

(01:23:36):
and he walked away and he goes, you know what,
I'm out of here. Um all right, So a wedding
photographer took to TikTok to talk about the one thing
you should avoid doing at your wedding. I've photographed about
two hundred weddings I think I've only seen about three
instances of having the groom smash cake in the bride's space,

(01:23:56):
and the very first one that I saw that the
bride gut cake all in her eye, basically ruined her makeup.
She ran off crying. I didn't see her for like
forty five minutes, and they are now divorced. So yeah,
I think it's probably not the best idea to shovecake
in each other's faces unless you agree upon that beforehand.
That's a bad, bad tradition. Yeah, I want to get

(01:24:17):
divorced at your wedding. That's what you need to do,
all right. So we all know this laugh. It is
synonymous with this morning show. It's this one. There's Danielle
and Danielle. Okay, as of yesterday, I'm sorry, yeah, okay,
Danielle sorry, Yes, I got to talk back. On the
iHeartRadio app, someone said, hey, I found a laugh that

(01:24:38):
I love even more. I absolutely love Froggy's laughter. So
it got me thinking, what does Froggy's laughter sound like?
He does have a great guffall We're love all please, Also,
what if we combine Danielle's laugh with Froggy's laugh and
what would that sound like, I want to hang out

(01:25:11):
with them. They sound fun. They are fun, very much fun.
You're a good American. Hey, So we had a big
party last night with our friends at Norwegian Cruise Line.
We're celebrating, of course, our newest chip, Viva, is coming
out very soon. And so last night they made a
big announcement about a very important part of Viva, the entertainment. Yeah,

(01:25:34):
they made a big announcement last night. We're gonna tell
you about it. Another reason you should book in cl
and the best shows. I mean, I don't want to
say they're off Broadway, but they're, you know, pretty far
off Broadway. They're like on oceans beyond Broadway. Anyway, we're
gonna talk about the latest announcement from Viva and I
can't wait to get you on board that and more
on the way. So hang on, what if his penis

(01:25:57):
is detachable in the morning show? What are we talking about? Amazon? Audible? Yes, Audible,
talk about it. Oh my gosh. I just downloaded a
new book yesterday. Let me find out what it's called.
It was a recommendation. Yeah, and of course I can't
find it right now, but it's fantastic, And you know me,
I just love everything about Audible because sounds like a

(01:26:19):
great book. I like going into another world, and that
is what Audible does. Takes you into a totally different world.
Whether you like you know, romance or science fiction, or
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(01:26:40):
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(01:27:00):
dot com slash Elvis. That's audible, Froggy Foggy loves a
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audible dot com slash Elvis. Well, I love a good party.
We were invited to one last night at Chelsea Pierce

(01:27:21):
here in New York City. Gaudy was my date. Hello,
thank you for inviting me, Thanks for our friends at
Norwegian Cruise Lines. Norwegian had this incredible party to announce
a very very important part of their newest ship that's
on the way Viva. We're talking entertainment. So last night
Richard Ambrose, who is the senior vice president of Entertainment

(01:27:42):
and Cruise Programs, which is a hefty title. Wait to
hear what this guy does. He made the big announcement,
the big, big show on Viva. Tell him beetlejuice. And so, Richard,
you're the guy responsible for bringing Beetlejuice onto Viva. I am, Yes,
So let's talk about what you do for a living,

(01:28:02):
because I got I got very envious Richard's gig. You've
been with Norwegian eighteen years almost years. Yeah, So when
they want to put great, world class entertainment on these ships,
that's you, pretty much. That's not pretty much, no offense,
that's all you. Yeah. Yeah, and if it fails, it's you,

(01:28:23):
that's v How do you decide howide it's beat juice? Yeah?
How do you do that? Well? Honestly, I you know,
I go see the shows. I mean I see a
lot of shows. My team and I we just see
a lot and a lot of bad shows. Um and
so yeah, and then we but it's really about what
our guests want. Our guests are always telling us what
they want, right, and so you know this is they

(01:28:44):
all they love musicals, they love the Broadway, and so
you know, we just thought this is really it's so
funny juice. I mean it is belly laugh. It's funny
and fun which, you know, the two things we love.
And it's a big it's a lot. It literally beatle
Juice would be the biggest show we've ever put on.
The show. Wow. Now, so what's your background? Like? They

(01:29:05):
decided to like Norwegian says, let's call this Richard guy.
He could help us get world class shows. What were
you doing before they called you? Obviously something in this Yeah. No,
I've been in I mean I've been in the industry
literally since I was tending and a half years old.
I was a child actor, came up through, did a
lot of commercials in the seventies and then the eighties
I was I danced with American Ballet Theater. Then I

(01:29:25):
did the Broadway thing, and then I did the whole
international thing, and then you know as what happens. I
retired at thirty three from performing because my body just
gave out and and when got my MBA, and long
story short is like I didn't want to sell tires
and U and I wanted to come back and be
in the entertainment industry. And so I started working on
the production side, so building the shows, and got into

(01:29:49):
general management, which is all the licensing and the contracting,
and then got into the producing side. And then Norwegian
called me about eighteen years ago and said would you
be interested? And I was like, not really, but you know,
I'll talk to you. And you know, they asked me
what you know, I asked them what are they looking for?
And they said, well, we want Broadway and I said, well,
you can't have Broadway Broadways in New York. Broadway is

(01:30:11):
a street in New York. By the way, our apologies
to anyone in the entire industry today. But so, I mean,
you think about you get on a ship and one
of the many reasons you love to cruise is the entertainment,
and you're like, okay, it's just a bunch of friends
that got on those stage and decided to do of
beetle juice well, no, it's not that simple. No. So

(01:30:34):
there's there's licensing, as you said, there's all sorts of things.
There's but there's costuming, there's lighting, there's everything. No everything, Yeah,
Actually you know you start with the lighting and then
you know, hiring the designers and hiring the creative and
what we do in Norwegian is we actually hire the originals.
So the originals from the Broadway you know show, we
hire them to come and build our shows. So you're

(01:30:55):
getting the Broadway show or the West End show for us.
Did you just know now how much we have to cut?
Like I know, you can't do the full blown production
usually right right? So how much do you cut? And
how do you figure that out? Well, some of our
shows we do, like Million Dollar Quartet is the full
show that you saw, um six the musical which we
had before Broadway, by the way, is the full show. Um.

(01:31:16):
But we usually we go back to the original writers,
the original and they cut the show for us and
they bring it down. It's usually no more than ninety minutes.
So it's band band. It's like I always say, it
has to be a locomotive that does not stop, just
keeps on going, going, going. The funny thing is is
keep in mind, you know these theaters here in New
York on Broadway or off Broadway, those are big chunks
of real estate. They're having to do this huge, world

(01:31:38):
class production on a ship. Yeah, I mean, have you
ever had like like big waves, like cause the set
to fall over or something. I know that doesn't happen,
But I mean, what's like you've been on stage and
you've been on a ship. What's the difference when it
comes to producing a show? It moves? Yeah, yeah, no, absolutely.
We have what we call contingencies where you know, the

(01:32:00):
performance if it is too rough, m we have contingencies.
Like you know, some of the times if it's really rough,
the girls will not wear heels, they'll go into the flats.
Some of the lifts will will we won't do the lifts,
the automation, you know, the things go up and down,
we'll cut that. So there are always always things. But
you know from our world theater people, so you know
it's cliche, but the show has to go on right

(01:32:22):
and given mine norweg they have those stabilizers and the
ships are big, and it really doesn't you know, they
don't moves in a smaller space, like the stage compared
to the Broadways. Now it's our actual The actual stage
is probably around the same size. What's different is the
backstage is where we store stuff. So what's you know
whenever you're if you have the opportunity, is ever is

(01:32:44):
where it's really fun to watch. I mean, the shows
are fantastic, but it's the choreography that happens behind the scenes.
It's like maybe the cast and the technicians are literally
climbing over things to make entrances. So we have our
rehearsal spaces in Tampa floor it's creative studios, and we
lived really built all the obstacles in the actors and technicians.
They know what to expect, so they literally they are duckiness,

(01:33:05):
Like why am I ducking in my head? Because there's
going to be a beam right in your ya. Well,
by the way, if you're just turning us on. Richard Ambrose,
who is the senior vice president of Entertainment and cruise
Programs for Norwegians here and Mike, how many my questions,
how many shows do you have underway right now with
the entire cruise line? Oh? Over forty? I mean, and

(01:33:26):
you have to keep your thumb on top of that
at all times, I think, well there's a little pressure. Yeah, yeah. Creative,
it's creative quality absolutely is always We're always on top
of it. Can you switch out shows a lot? Like
from one you know, we switched shows out, but we
don't do it a lot the shows. The investment in
the capital investment is a very large chunk of change

(01:33:46):
for the company, so you know, and that's it's also
about what we choose. We think, you know, we look
to see what's going to be popular for five to
seven years. Um, So we don't really change out a
lot of shows, but we do do it. It's it's
incredible what what you guys can do. Okay, let's talk
about the ship. Okay. First of all, uh Viva is

(01:34:07):
when when's Viva launching August? August? Okay, so Viva will
have Beetlejuice on core, but we already did a cruise
on Prima Viva's sister ship. And this auditorium, this it's
unlike anything I've ever seen in my life. It's a
room that has scening for like seven hundred and fifty people, right,

(01:34:28):
and they push a button and then fifteen minutes later,
the seats are all gone and it's a nightclub. That's
so crazy dance. Yeah, I can't wait. I'm going on
Prema in a little over a week. Oh my god,
you can't wait. So I'm assuming Viva's set up will
be the same as it's incredible. I think David Rockwell

(01:34:50):
designed that space. It's beautiful. But yeah, they push a
button and the theater goes away and it's a nightclub
and then we show up. I enjoy that nightclub. The
hope premise of the space was at every single time
our guests enter the space, it's a different venue. And
so that's what that's what it was different for us
because you slipped me some kind of pill. I don't
know what that was slipped everyone. We were dancing all night, sweating.

(01:35:12):
I walk and waste it and be like this can't
be the same roof what's matter with? It's crazy? It's
so beautiful. What are you thinking? Well? I was wondering
about about your shows, all the shows you put together,
from the time you say you know what, I think
I want Beetlejuice to be on the next ship. How
long does it take to make that happen? Two years? Who? Yeah? Wow?

(01:35:33):
So if we have requests, we need to put them
in now. Yeah, do you want what? Do you want
to see you on the next show? I saw Bob
the Drag Queen on one of the ships, and it
was the single greatest show I think I've ever seen.
We had, we had Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. We've
had Kinky Boots. Yeah, absolutely, Wicked. I want Wicked. Were Yeah,
we're working on one. Nate. Where's your microphone? Richard? You

(01:35:54):
fascinate me. So so with like the Broadway shows? Are
you the guy that's sitting in the empty theater and
and doing the auditions like smoking a cigarette? Going next?
Are you that guy? Are you used to be? I
used to be. I don't do that so well. I
kind of want to, like audition for you because I
feel like I could have been a Broadway performance. Please

(01:36:16):
you're weird, come in that audition for us? Oh my god,
wouldn't that be greater? With what if you don't like
the person they pick? Can you go now? Yeah? I do? Wow?
So yeah, you have still have that theater diva thing going.
It is my personality. Okay. So in addition to all
the entertainment you have on the big stages. Are you

(01:36:37):
also in charge of all the other entertainment. I mean
there's a lot. I mean that's I mean just one
ship alone. Let's say Viva alone has maybe a half
dozen venues with active shows going on. So yeah, I like,
so we have the end. What are you doing here? Man?
You don't have time for this? Hey? You part of
a gig? Okay, I'm sorry, no, no, yeah, So I

(01:36:58):
do all the you know, all they and my team
does all of the auxiliary. So we have the improv
we have Sidneyrmans, we have the cavern, we have you know,
all the music you see around, all the broadcasting on
the television, all the technicians, all the youth programming, all
the recreation, the slides, all that kind of stuff. That's
all my department. It's more than a boat. This is
a ship. It's a city. Yeah. And if you've ever

(01:37:20):
taken a backstage or a behind the scenes tour of
a ship, they we were lucky enough to do this
on several of the Norwegian ships. And it's mind blowing.
What's going on to keep this thing is beautiful and
floating as it is? What what's that do? The dueling
piano guys really know all of those songs, because like

(01:37:40):
if I put a dollar up and I say I
want to hear Sailing by Christopher Cross, he knows sailing.
They know. They're like idiot savant. That's incredible. Have you
been at the Dueling Piano show we at Gandhi. When
you remember that, you seem very excited. I just find
it amazing. These guys were performing for four hours and
they knew every song single. You know what. One of

(01:38:01):
my favorites was the Amy Winehouse like act. This woman
sounded just like Amy Winehouse and she did like this
little in a smoky bar. Can you imagine? Can you
imagine if you were a professional on Broadway as as
you were Richard, and then your your career takes a
new lane, but it's it's the same lane. It's a

(01:38:24):
whole different world out there on the ocean, and the
opportunities are amazing, especially in Norwegian because in this line
of ships, I think we have six more of these
Italian ships on the way. Richard's gonna have a gig
told the day he kicks the world? Is this something
you want to do until you kick? Is this it
for you? No? Absolutely, I literally tell everybody. I had

(01:38:46):
the best job in the world, and you know, and
of course here in New York we felt it when
COVID hit. I mean, Broadway was devastated and so was
the cruiser industry exactly. But now, I mean, you guys
are leading the way, like getting the entertainment back out there.
People who want to be on ships are on your ships,
they're watching your shows. I mean, you guys are full throttle.

(01:39:08):
I mean Broadway is still catching up. It sounds like
you guys are on it. Yeah, no, we are. It's
it really is. It's the great thing about Norwegian Cruise
Line is that entertainment always has about in the forefront.
It's always part part of the brand pillars of what
we do. There's no other cruise line really that says that.
Maybe that Disney thing, but it's look at you dissing
the other cruise line that it really is is like

(01:39:30):
that's that's what's great about Norwegian is that you know,
we are they they put the money where the mouth is,
you know, and it really is. It's entertainment is a
brand pillar of what we do at nor Region Cruise Line.
Where Richard, it's an honor to have you here and
of course being able to watch you announce. Beetlejuice is
the official stage show. It's the production featured on Viva,
which launches in August. Are we gonna go to that launch? We? Oh?

(01:39:55):
I was given the maybe, oh my gosh about Rent.
I'd like to see Rent on one of the shifts too. Okay,
well that's a little tough. Is the subject matters a
little tough? So we can't we can't be too racy.
We can be racy. We you know, we like to
ride the line. But if you know, if you really
look into Rent, it's you know, it's heavy. It's heavy.

(01:40:17):
It is heavy. People are on vacation, you gotta remember.
Don't get me wrong. I love so interesting. People are
on vacation. Yeah yeah, yea crying crying people, a whole
sad on board an excursion. This is the saddest cruise ever. Well,
Richard and Rose, thank you so much for being here.
Thank you. I was actually and they don't want me

(01:40:38):
to talk about it. I'm gonna do it anyway. If
you go to NCL dot com, there's still incredible pricing.
There's two for one stuff going on, fifty percent off
for your guest, I mean it's there at NCL dot com.
They told me not to mention it, but I don't care.
I never do what they asked me to do anyway,
and I bet Richard doesn't either. Kind of true. I'm

(01:40:58):
the Richard m. Rose of radio. I'll do it my way.
Thank you for coming on again. Go to NCL dot
com and don't forget Viva is launching in August. Go
on board and watch Beetlejuice. It's pretty cool. The Mercedes
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So yeah, at a great night last night, Gandhi as
my date at the Norwegian Cruise Line Party Fun launching

(01:42:04):
Beetlejuice as the official stage production for Viva, which is
coming out in August. Can't wait another ship, we can go, Sully,
Let's go. But you know what we did stay at
had a couple of cocktails and Daniel Ghani looked up over.
I mean, she said, you know how some people have
an angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other. Yeah,

(01:42:27):
She's like, I'm convinced I just have a devil on
each shoulder. Yeah. Why do you feel that? Um? I
think it's because I live by myself and I don't
have any children, so there's really like nothing keeping my
moral compass straight, you know, well other than your moral compass.
But you know, if there's something that I want to do,
I just do it. You want to buy the shoes,

(01:42:47):
buy the shoes. It's like there used to be somebody
that said, no, don't do that, be responsible, blah blah.
Now it's one side says do it, and the other
side says, yeah, do it. It's amazing. So you got
double the devils. Yeah you want to eat that? Eat that? Yeah? Yeah,
So there you go. It's great being single. I guess
you could do things. You don't have to take anyone

(01:43:09):
else into consideration, right and you know you're you have
a boyfriend, but it's long distance, so he's not there
to tell you. Don't eat that, don't buy that. You
want to sleep all day? Do? It's great? Can you
imagine living a life with a devil on each shoulder?
Sometimes I feel like I have that. I think you're,
I think you are with me right there? Yeah, you're
you're You're a bad influence. But I've always been accused

(01:43:31):
by my family and friends of being selfish for not
wanting to live with anyone share my life and then
and then have kids. And but I'm like, no, it's
low stressed, low anxiety. I'm like gandhi and I'm staying
this way. And I refuse to be judged for it.
I used to be judged for it and allow myself
to beat myself up of row. No. Never everybody else
would be telling you do you you do you boo boo?

(01:43:52):
Yeah good, because nobody else Danielle actually was your biggest critic.
I just didn't want him to turn into the old
man on the rocking chair on the porch, but nobody
finds him for that's okay, he smells, it's okay to
be the old man on the porch that falls over
and no one finds him because that old man might
have been really happy that he keeled over and then

(01:44:12):
doesn't care because he's dead. That is true. Yeah, there
you go. Still if the rats eat, still be it.
I'm dead. There you going back to nature. So I
think that's an interesting observation about yourself. I have a
devil on each shoulder, right, Danielle is the closest thing
to an angel I think I have. Maybe you might
not want to do that. She'll kilt you. Yeah anyway, Um,
that's why you were a good time. That's why we

(01:44:34):
always like going out. I'll take it. You are actually
very very controlled last evening. You were very very careful.
I have a lot of stuff I have to get
in in the next few days and I can't blow
it out. Wow. Yeah, so you do have an angel somewhere. Yeah, well,
I guess though maybe I made I made a good
decision yesterday. Um, nobody else did, but I did. I

(01:44:56):
made bad decisions last night. It's okay, um where Diamond,
Hey Diamond, good morning. If you could hear any song
on our show right now, what would you want to hear?
Chane hang Hello? Who sings that? Jims? Jims? Where'd you
hear it first? I don't know. It's a long time ago,
probably an elementary song. Yeah, you want to hear it? Yes?

(01:45:19):
This is this is Jim's chain hang low, as requested
by Diamond. I've had enough, Diamond, Yeah, I think I've
had enough too. I mean, it only needs to be
like a minute long. Yeah, we just need a chorus,
over and over and over. It's great. The response from

(01:45:39):
this song is like, oh god, turn that off. Okay,
it's all what name. That's really one of those songs
that you hear and you're like, oh my god, I
forgot about this song and now you know why. Yeah,
like that City High song, Remember that song? What about it?

(01:46:00):
Will you hear it? And you're like, oh my god,
I forgot about it because it's not you know, whatever
we would call it gold or recurrent or whatever in
our terminology. It doesn't really spin that often. Yeah, well
there's a reason why. I mean, but that was a
huge hit. The Jip song wasn't a massive hit, was it?
It was? I can't be trusted with that. I don't know.

(01:46:27):
You guys know every single word of that song. Even
Diamond was staking along in there. You know every word
every word from City High, a medley of their hit.
Do you know the guy the one of the lead
singers of this song is a guy named Ryan Toby
who was in Sister Act two. He was the one
who sang Oh, Happy Day and crushed it with the vocals.

(01:46:48):
That's him. Yeah, wow, I didn't know that City High.
We'll play it again in ten years, no problem. Let's
get into the three things we need to know. Gandhi,
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(01:47:11):
and that a nationwide band would hurt the US economy.
The speech is also likely to focus on TikTok's plan
to safeguard American users data. The National Weather Service is
confirming a rare tornado landed just outside of Los Angeles yesterday.
There were a lot of videos posted online showing that
tornado tearing the roofs off buildings and debris swirling around.

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A spokeswoman for the city said one person was hurt
by the twister and taken to a hospital. A meteorologist
for the National Weather Service noted, it's definitely not something
that is common for the region. And finally, we want
to talk about drugs and music, the legal drugs and music.
According to researchers at Michigan State University, it seems that
listening to just about ten minutes of your favorite music

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helps make whatever type of medicine you're taking more effective.
That includes chemotherapy. People who go to chemo therapy are
always told please listen to music that you're enjoying. Researchers
think that it is linked to serotonin levels possibly increasing
when you hear your favorite musician, so more studies are
going to be conducted to confirm if that's actually the case.
And those are your three things, Thank you, Gandhi In

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the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge tomorrow, Fallout Boy, and coming soon,
our favorite chef in the world, Mario Carbone's going to
be here. Barbara Corkran's coming in Cedric the Entertainer, Lewis Capaldi,
Jonas Brothers all in the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge. If
you want to hear any of our interviews we've done,
go to Elvis Duran dot com slash Mercedes. All the
interviews are right there, Elvis Duran. This person is usually

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a pain in the ass. Elvis Duran in the Morning
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