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Speaker 1 (00:08):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life socks.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
This show really gives you the ability to bring you back.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Up and make you feel okay, right, lady lay.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Help Strand in the Morning show. Hey, I love I
don't know if you follow Medium at all. Medium is
an app or just a service that sends you a
daily email and they're essays from from writers who are
from an inspirational point of view or self help or whatever.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I know that Gandhi and I love Medium, and so
what they do is they actually pull essays and short
reads from other great websites you can go to, like
this one is coming from a website called on the Couch.
Seven Signs You're Winning at Life? Should I test you?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yes, yes, Okay, let's see if you're if you're winning
at life? I mean, life is pretty hard sometimes, as
we all know. You get out of bed every day
and you sometimes you find yourself in this rut or
in this I guess some call it a groundhog day life,
where it's the same thing every day. You kind of
wonder like, am I moving forward? Am I just doing

(01:27):
the same thing till the day I die? I mean,
what does it mean anyway? This writer Karen Nemo. She
goes on to give us some tips. Number one seven
signs you're winning at life. Number one, you have a
plan for your future and you're working on it. Yep,
do we have that going on in this room?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
No loser.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
That does not mean you're a loser.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
It just gives you something to think about, Like what's
your plan. I never had a five year ten year plan.
I was always intrigued by people who did, and you
know what, not having a five year ten year plan,
I've done pretty well. But I'm doing the same exact
thing I'm doing twenty five years ago.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
I still a good plan, Elvis, that is still a
good plan.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
A job security, no, no thanks are I'm finally at
this stage in life and it's not too late to
do it. I'm starting to think about new ways to
work my life. So if you have a plan for
your future, great, If not, start working on it, like
what I want down the road.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
You know I was.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
I think that was a mistake. I didn't do that,
and now I'm glad that it's not too late to
do it. Number two, you're winning in life. You don't
waste time on entertainment that's going nowhere. What do you
get out of that, Gandhi? What does that mean to you?

Speaker 8 (02:45):
I think it has to do with everything that you
take in in the day. How much time do you
spend on Instagram or Facebook or following other people's lives
and it's not really adding anything to your life or
even you know, maybe trashy reality TV. If it's not
adding to your actual life, maybe you know, we can
you think it?

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Look, it's scary space. He's shaking his head like you,
I'm a.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Loser, and it does not mean you're a loser. Scary,
just something to think about, so scary.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
How many hours per day do you just flip down
Instagram and just thumb thumb, thumb, thumb thumb, versus going
on and doing something, taking action whatever.

Speaker 9 (03:21):
I'm not eating or working, I have my phone in
my hand and I'm on social media. Okay, even if
I am doing something else and I'm outside with my friends,
I have to pick up my phone and see what's up.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, I know, but that means you're not really truly
immersing in your time with your friends and you're not
being aware of what's going on around you. You're not
stopping and smelling the roses because you're too busy, like,
you know, zipping through Instagram. All right, so just something
to think about. Does it mean you're a loser?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
All right?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Thirdly, you're happily single or fully yourself within your relationship.
Very cool.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
So whatever your relationship status is, single or in relationship, fine, great,
you're happy with where you are because you're still uniquely you.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Yes, yes, I think that being yourself fully in a
relationship is really important and something to really think about
because I've been in relationships before where I thought everything
was cool, but there was just a big part of
me that I never shared with that person, which then
makes you think.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is this really a solid relationship?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
The answer was no.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
If you find yourself doing nothing but living for that
other person and making sure they're always happy and they're
always comfortable, then maybe you know you need to spend
the same amount of time on you. So scary. I
think you're fully happy in your relationship.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I feel good about. Do you feel like you're a
loser there at all?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Number four? Of course you're listening to the list of
the seven signs you're winning it life. I kind of
like this number four. You make an effort for important
others and just others, meaning you don't neglect your friends
and your family. You especially don't neglect them for people
you know that are either not great for you or
you're not going to be around in a year or two.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yes, lady, God you're listening to it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Read.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
The other day, I said, find the person who makes
it feel like walking into an air conditioned room when
you come in from a ninety.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Five degree day outside.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
And I was like, Oh, that's perfect, and that's Those
are the people that make me feel that way that
I try to put all of my effort into.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
And also this means people that you just come across
for an hour or two per day, maybe someone who
is working in retail or hospitality or something. The way
you treat them, you know, you don't treat them like
like it says in this article gum under your shoe.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
No, you treat them like they're human beings.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
The other day, I was driving down the road and
I did that thing where I'm like, Okay, every single
person driving a car around me here in this traffic,
they have a family at home. They have people that
they love, the people that love them, people who are
dying to see them right now, probably, and they are
antsy because they're in traffic because there's someone they really
want to see. You start really truly thinking about the

(05:54):
feelings of people, even if you don't know them. It
adds importance to them in their lives, and you respect
them more.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
That's why when you see so.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Many people hating on people online, especially scary you see
it because you're always online. People who are throwing fits,
all the people in the phone stores and walmarts and stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Those are the people who have zero respect for other people.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Who stop and think you're winning in life when you
have your addictions and weaknesses under control. This could be porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping, emotions, mood, sex.
All right, I need a little work in this department.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I think everyone does.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, whatever taps your vulnerability, you have it sorted out
if you're winning in life or you're working on it,
not in a vague way, but seriously working on it.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
This article goes on.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
To say, most of all, you're not allowing these things
to interfere with your general ability to function, your health, work, study, relationships, whatever.
So if any of the above porn, alcohol, drugs, food, money, shopping, emotions, moods,
and sex, if you have an issue with any of
those things in those categories and it keeps you from
doing the things you know or moving you ahead in life,
then maybe there's an issue.

Speaker 10 (07:05):
If a reminder of my phone to check porn hub,
then that's that's a problem.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
You know, I've never met anyone who had a reminder
in their phone to check pornhub? Is that all? Then
I don't. I don't do that either. Then I don't
do that. Hold on, that's there it goes.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
Do they like put up a new video that you
need to watch or a picture?

Speaker 11 (07:24):
Like?

Speaker 7 (07:24):
How does it work?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I heard?

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Don't you heard?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
You heard?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Content?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
The link thing on this list that gets in my
way a little bit is it is alcohol because I
can't drive anywhere after I drink. And so if you know,
if you once you have a glass of wine and
someone calls and says, hey, can you come out, well
I can't.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
It's the same as you know. I call it Nate, Nate,
can you go out tonight?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Why? I can't because I have chicken in the refrigerator.
That's getting old. I want to waste it. Okay, the
ways you're winning in life Number six, you treat yourself well.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Consistently. Loving yourself is not the goal. It's easier than that.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
All you have to do is treat yourself as well
as you can respect that said one. Yeah, right, And
finally you have something in your world that makes you
come alive. Not another person, but what what do you
just run across, you stumble across, or you actively seek
out and you know as soon as you get it
in your in your sights or in you can hear

(08:20):
it or smell it, you know that the adrenaline starts
to flow and you become excited.

Speaker 12 (08:24):
Puppies, puppy, puppy.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I feel like I have so many. I mean the
smell of the outdoors, like when it's about ter rain,
I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I love being outside.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
I love it when I open a new can of paint,
it smells so good, like there's just so much of
food smell.

Speaker 12 (08:41):
How about the smell of a pool float.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Those chemical smells from new paint and pool floats, those
are going to kill you and just sasono yeah, kitten video,
kitten videos. Well, no, so make sure you collide with
these things that give you excitement every day.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Not people people.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Do the same thing, but the things that you can
kind of control, and you can actually you can run
up to Walmart and.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Buy a pool float today if you want. They can
just snort it right there in.

Speaker 13 (09:15):
The parking lot.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Oh, we got this text earlier, and I thought we
should try to get Amber on who she sent the
text online. Nineteen Hey Amber.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Hi, good morning, well, good morning.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Now before you say one word about this text, can
you tell us what prompted you to text us this
story about your husband.

Speaker 14 (09:48):
So this morning, I guess it was maybe a pre
show and old recording. You guys are talking about leaking
some cow called Dannie Welscus and Benny You before you
guys went to break You guys were saying like, because.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Of what you lose, like if you've got to shake arm, you.

Speaker 14 (10:08):
Had to tell the person I find you was saying
like her.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Friend, Yeah, okay, Yeah, that was like an old conversation
they played back before the show started about you know,
missing body parts. So tell everyone what you said in
your text. It's it's kind of interesting, this is what
got on retention.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Yeah, so my husband.

Speaker 14 (10:26):
Now, when we certainly made things official, I went.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
To kiss him and I literally just put my hand,
slipped my hand.

Speaker 15 (10:36):
Across his ear.

Speaker 13 (10:37):
Nfell off.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
His ear fell off.

Speaker 14 (10:40):
His ear fell off.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Now it's the whole ear. He did like roll down
his arm. I mean, what does the ear?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
What does the falling ear look like? How does that?

Speaker 4 (10:50):
What are the optics spectahead like?

Speaker 14 (10:52):
And you can put with their ear on their nose on.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
It's literally like this potato head.

Speaker 14 (10:57):
He put his ear on and it's so into my hand.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
And was your reaction? Yeah, I guess I thought I
broke up.

Speaker 15 (11:07):
How does that happened?

Speaker 5 (11:10):
I hope you apologize.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
They did. I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Well that's that's unusual to knock someone's ear off.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
You gotta you gotta admit. It doesn't happen every day,
you know. But so he quickly put it back on.
Does it snap on? Is there a velcrow thing? I mean,
how does this work?

Speaker 14 (11:30):
So you had to take it because I'm like, I
don't know what to do with So he think he did.
It's like magnetic, so he just kind of magnet just
pushed the back on.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
But magnetic, and well that'd be awful if he like
walked next to a magnet and his ear just flew
off sideways and landed on the wall.

Speaker 13 (11:49):
I mean, do you he was the great magnet for
the fridge?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Look at that?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Was he?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
At least he knows where it isn't night? Was he embarrassed?
I mean, how did he respond to that?

Speaker 14 (12:00):
Extruly, he's extremely embarrassed. And that's very sensitive about.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's not that today you don't care.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
You're on the radio talking about it. So okay, I mean, look,
you know, I get it.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I would be embarrassed and my ear flew off too,
But since then you've married and you're in love with
him ear or no ear, it's very it's very fine,
go very fine. God, Well, give him our love, but
don't tell him you were talking about it on the show.

Speaker 14 (12:31):
I hope you okay, you won't even know.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Okay, he's sleeping, well, I hope he's not listening with
his good ear.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Wait, wait when he goes to sleep, does he take
his ear off?

Speaker 13 (12:40):
He does?

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Have we got a better way to secure it?

Speaker 11 (12:46):
No?

Speaker 14 (12:47):
Unfortunately he had a bad car action and that's just
how they did it twenty plus years ago.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Wow, Okay, yeah, some tone of.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Him, but.

Speaker 14 (12:59):
It doesn't a point because you have to replace them,
because it's just it's a pathetic.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You have to get it, recreate.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I got you.

Speaker 14 (13:06):
It's the materials break down.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
But look at that. You guys are living the life.
He's your husband, you love him. It just so happens
he's missing an ear. Okay, Oh well it's all good.
You have it better off than most of us. So
you're good. Amber. Thank you for calling and all the best,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Thank you having a great big guy.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
You too. Thanks for the story. I thought you'd find
that interesting. Oh yeah, you go to kiss someone in
their ear falls off?

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Yeah, I don't you know. I like zombies and stuff,
But that's what I would have thought right away.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
It would lead you down that path, would it not.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Finally, yeah, Daniel wuld be happy about the zombie apocalypse.

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Speaker 1 (14:14):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Hey, you know, life is good. Life is great.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Sometimes it's challenging, but we learn from the challenges, right,
I mean, that's all part of it. If it was
all happy, go lucky all the time, it would be
just kind of boring. I think you can't love the
highs until you experience the lows. All these stupid phrases.
But if you could rewrite your identity, a whole new identity.

(14:42):
This is all fantasy, but you know what, just because
it's fantasy, it also means it's also maybe dreams And
sometimes sometimes even though you are solidly who you are,
you have set this identity up for yourself and your future.
You know, it's good to identify the things you wish
you could add to who you are now, credible person
you are. So if you could write a new identity

(15:04):
or add to your current identity, what would it be?
What would that look like? Have you thought about something totally?
This is what happens when you live alone some two
or three nights a week. Yeah, so Danielle.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Would be a Disney villain.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Okay, talk about that.

Speaker 7 (15:20):
So I don't know why, but.

Speaker 12 (15:21):
For some reason, I never identify with the Disney princesses
other than Tank, but she's really not a princess, and
I just have always loved the power behind them. I've
never thought of them as villains in the you know,
normal sense of the.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Word villain, where they're that bad.

Speaker 12 (15:37):
It's just I don't know, it's just I feel like
I try to go through my life being a very positive,
nice person, but there's that little villain aside that would
come out if I was a Disney Villainy, I'll address that.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
You know, Danielle would be in the parking lot. It's
a grocery story.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
She'll see she'll see a cart, you know, a grocery
cart whisking down the hill, heading toward an old lady.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
They she'll start laughing. Yeah, that's that villain in you.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
That is that's the Mallipicent in me exactly.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
All right, So you're not talking about being a Disney
villain in a film, or on Stane that would be
nice too, or on Ice you're saying you would want
to be, like you want to live the life of
a Disney.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Villain, just a little bit, Ursula ursulinet.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
One of the great things about Disney villains is they
I mean, there's no bloodshed.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
You know, I'm saying, That's what I mean.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
They're just a little bit bad. They're not all bad.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Okay, So if you could add a new identity to
your identity Gandhi, what would it be?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Originally I was thinking ninja, but then Nate made me
think about, like, what's the practical use of that?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
And I guess there is none.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
So I would totally go with lion whisperer or animal whisperer.
Like Kevin Richardson, He's this guy from South Africa. He
lives with these things. Basically they all accept him. He
deals with hyenas, all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I would love that.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Why are you laughing, Nate? That's great?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
He makes that more than my ninja.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Oh no, what what Nate? Really be careful here, what
are you gonna say? I don't know lion whisper I
just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I don't know you hate animals.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
It's not that I animals. I just don't know how
practical this is what afty.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Practical Daniel's at Disney Villain right exactly.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
Talk about practically.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
It seems way more practical than it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
It so awesome, Nate, Come on, open your mind, man,
I mean it's okay to think outside the Okay, I'm
expanding my mind, right, please for once, expand your mind.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
It would be my dream. I would love it.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
It would be awesome, you know, and gone to you'd
be great at that. That's why that's why I want
you to go on safari sometimes. You know, you need
to hang out with these animals, all right, Nate, go ahead, okay.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
I will love to be.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
A spy stupid, stupid, dumb dum no listen.

Speaker 16 (17:49):
I mean it's kind of based on James Bond, right,
And I know that's like obviously the extreme fictional version
of a spy, because spies probably just translate radio chatter
between North Koreans. But I mean, at the same time,
wouldn't that be so cool? You get to like stop
stuff before it even happens, and it's I don't know,

(18:09):
it's just really cool. How do we know that you
aren't already as maybe maybe I'm spying for another foreign government.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
You don't know that.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
I'm sometimes convinced you're hired by another company to come
in and ruin our show. We're number one, so I'm
not doing my job there. So you're failing miserably. Yes, Gary,
what what identity would you add to your perfectly stellar
identity that's currently before us.

Speaker 9 (18:31):
I want to be America's tour guide because hear me out,
I get great joy out of people, you know, people
experiencing things that I'm experiencing through my lens.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Every day I go through my day.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
I'm like, oh my god, I wish I could tell
the world about this, this food, this place, this experience.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You do that too.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
If we're driving somewhere, he will point out every building,
the history behind it, who owns it.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
You would been great this weekend.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
With you do very well.

Speaker 11 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
Shortcoming is I haven't seen of America because I tend
to have my specialties in certain cities and.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
That's not and that's okay, But but that is you,
That is you on a cracker. You love to share experiences.
This is why you're the type of personality that cannot
go on vacation alone because you would you would be
miserable not having someone next you to share it with. Right, Hey, Froggy,
what would your what would your identity be if you
added to who you are now?

Speaker 10 (19:22):
I would want to be the fifth member of a
boy band. You know how much I love and think
you know how much I love the Backstreet boys. I
like the new kids on the block when I was
in school. I mean, I have always been a boy
band fan. I want to come back and be in
a boy band. I can't sing for crap, but it
does not matter because I love it.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
What is what is the allure of being a member
of a boy band?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
A team?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
So this is not a solo artist. This is a
member of a functioning team.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
Of I like to be a member of a team.
I like to because I can't do it all by myself.
I would just like to do my own little part
and help other people.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
However, it's just what I want to do. I want
to be in a boy band.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
I would love to be a gentleman farmer.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
What would you farm?

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yes, got it?

Speaker 17 (20:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Anything that requires no. I would like to produce and
manage if I knew how a farm where people that
know what they're doing, who would be here to run
the farm. But no, the thought of growing things and
then giving them to people who need to eat and
and and and livestock and and.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Flowers and cotton for clothing, and I just think it.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
It would be great to be able to utilize nature,
bend it the way we need to bend it, in
a safe way, of course, for the planet. And then
you help people with it, and you know it's you say, hey, yeah,
we grew that, or grapes for wine, you know, oh.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
In the little thing.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, I would love to know. I'm not gonna put
my feet in the little thing.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
But that's what I've always kind of been. I find
that sexy. I find farming sexy.

Speaker 11 (21:09):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I love farmers.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
You'd be very valuable in an apocalyptic situation.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
There is that, yes, But I love how Nate Nate
laughed at all of our dreams.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know you're tird.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I think mine's the most realistic.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
That mustache.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I'm undercover right now. I'm just saying I couldn't be
in a boy band, and you're saying I.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Can't have a farm, I can't be a lion whisperer,
and I can't be molepicent.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I mean, Froggy's the most off key person I've ever
heard sing, even more than me.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
So what he's saying, if he could, if he could sing,
that's what he would like to do. Kirk Patrick Nathaniel.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Kirk Patrick didn't have the best tones.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Hey, hey, he was my favorite.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
A member of the royal family. Elvis.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Okay, well that's you can't just make that happen. The
other things you can make havep unless you marry into
the royal family. All right, Look, so the point of
bringing this up is, Okay, you heard what we're blah
blah blah bling going on and on about. What about you?
You know, talk to your friends and family, whoever you're
having lunch with a day or whatever. Just bring it up.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Sometimes the same old conversations get boring.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Talk about your dreams and talk about talk about the
possibility of a new identity. Even though it may never happen,
it sure is interesting to find out more about other
people and not laughing in their faces.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Nate Nate, I want to be a doctor and help
cure cancer. Stupid dreamer.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I still love that he said his is the most attainable.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
He's going to be a spy.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
He's the closest to his dream.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
I hate you. Listen, I could go report on things
that I see overseas.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
You could see. We're not going to take that away
from you, Johnnie. Don't take that away from him.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I won't.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I'm just laughing that he thinks he's almost James Bond.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Well, that's the best cover. When they think they you know,
they think they know you, they don't.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Even though we've heard reports of many many spies throughout
history who were famous people, people of note. I bet
there are a lot of them we will never know about.
Maybe someone on this show.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
Mary, Jason Bourne, would you like to be Jason Boll.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Can't run If you're Jason Bourne, you have to have
physical That is true.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
That's weird. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Where Gandhi went to school in Florida.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, you guys really were just bad kids.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Bad kids.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah, there's a lot going on with Flannagan.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
It was it's I don't know if it's still way
too big, but it's humongous, and then it's right in
the middle of some very affluent areas. And then it's
like hood adjacent, so you have kids from all different
walks of life converging in one place.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
We love diversity.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yes, it's the most diverse place ever.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Well that's a good thing. Yeah, but also it's a
recipe for some crazy Shenanigans. Yes, Shenanigans at Flanagans Flanagan, Flannagan,
Flantic and Shenanigan.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
The way it's set up, it's like there are it's
like a campus, so there are all these different buildings
that you have to walk outside to get from one
building to the other.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
We had police on horseback. It was just there's a
lot going on.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
But what was the porn with the snake in the place.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
There's a sex tape and the whole school saw it.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Yeah, see that's another good not.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Good at all.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
So a guy and a girl were dating. He hooked
up with somebody else and there was a video made.
The girl he was dating found out, got a hold
of said video through a viewing party so that everybody
could see the video.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
There was a snake involved, very weird.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Then the cops found out about what happened, came to
the school to ask her about what happened and get
a copy of this video. The guy ended up going
to jail because he had already graduated and the girl
that he hooked up hooked up with was like fourteen
at the TI.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Not good. That was one of the many layers to
the story.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Many layers tell us what else.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Happened at Flanagan. By the way, everyone at Flanagan was like,
oh my god, yours on the radio to were.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You talking about the poop bandit?

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Have you heard about the Danielle the Flannagan poop band?

Speaker 8 (25:13):
Tell me so, you know, you could make those morning announcements.
But the way it was made was you could call
from any phone as long as there was a code
that you knew to put in. So somebody got the
code and then would call and you would just hear
the little like beaming and all they would say was poop.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Sometimes it would be poop, Andy, poop, poop. But it
was hilarious.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Did they figure out the poop band it was?

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I got I got info way later about who apparently
the poop band it was.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
We have a poop banded here.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
But they don't just say poop, they leave it on
the wall.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
A little different.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
On our high school, we had many incidents. But one
was one of our teachers who was who was gay,
used to take us out to the gay bars. Oh
well I was fourteen years old.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Whoah.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
We we had a lot of fun, but you know,
it all caught up to this teacher and you know, yeah,
there's that summer. What about you, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
I had one of my friend's boyfriends killed the block
down the block from the school. I had a friend boyfriend,
not my boyfriend, my friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
I had a friend. We think he jumped from somebody's roof,
but we're not.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Where it's the Bronx, said said incidents.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
But there was that one time where all the girls
got jumped on the bus and they thought I was
there causing problems. I wasn't, but they came after us anyway.
And this one girl spit on me so many times
on the bus, and my one girlfriend she had like
she had footprints on her face.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
It was crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
I'm sorry, there's nothing fun about any of these.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I grew up in the Bronx. Where do you want from?

Speaker 5 (26:49):
They got to be some crazy cramped It went on
no poop bandit. H what's up there, Garrett? So our
football coach got arrested. Here's why. So I went to
Mont Senior Farrell and Staten Island. Go ahead, give the
name of that school.

Speaker 18 (27:01):
That's right, because it was headlines everywhere, all right. So
his office was in a trailer on the football field,
and no one understood why he didn't have a normal
office inside the school. Turns out he was also a
side drug dealer, so he was coaching football and then
on the side selling drugs out of the container where
all the football equipment was.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Huh, Staten Island, baby, there you go.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
You should read some of these text messages. What do
you got there?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Scary?

Speaker 9 (27:24):
We had the dumpster fire in our school, the dumpster
fire incident where we would go outside and hang out
at lunch time and then once that fire happened, never
to be let back out.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Again the end. But at least these text messages crazy,
some of them are. I don't even know who you
can talk about half of these things. I mean, you
know what, Look, you know, when you're in high school,
that's a very interesting age where you're coming of age
but you're still you know, immature.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
In many ways, and so crazy crap goes down.

Speaker 17 (27:54):
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
What's that, Scottie Bee.

Speaker 19 (27:56):
There was a big test in our high school, JFK
on Long Island, Go and uh, one of the kids
poured a big jug of muriatic acid in the hallway
that just it like blinded everybody, and everybody had to
be evacuated. And then another time it actually blinded everyone
in the high school. It got into your eyes. On
my god, we didn't do that. But what we did

(28:17):
is we put crickets in the heating vents. Oh, so
they were running through all the classrooms making cricket noises
and nobody could concentrate.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Well, speaking of we have some talkback.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
I need this.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Let's see, here's what happened in this school.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
So in my high school, a group of students lit
a whole box of baby chicks go.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Like in the four years, and they went everywhere.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
It took like two days to find them all baby chicks.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
And then there's this.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
This one actually made national news instead.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
For wearing a dress to prom.

Speaker 20 (28:46):
It was a guy who wore addressed to promstad for
wearing a dress to prom, for inciting a riot, he
was on the Maria Povid Show and MTV called him
about doing something with Aerosmith and dude looks like a lady.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Another incident in high school, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Some of the stuff I read on those text messages
was nuts. They said one girl had a baby at
Disney World and nobody even knew she was pregnant.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
It happens.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Those are Danielle's face of those shows.

Speaker 7 (29:19):
I didn't know I was pregnant. Whatever, I was pregnant twice,
I knew both times.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Here's one the science teacher did a class experiment.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
The girls had to wear bikinis and he had them
get changed and they found a video camera recording them.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
And he used to say he was fired. See that's
the perfect did you imagine?

Speaker 7 (29:37):
Needless to say, he kept his job.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
He stayed around.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Good morning, Renee, Hi, Hi, We're doing okay. And some
of these stories are sad, but some of them are
very entertaining. What happened to you?

Speaker 21 (29:52):
So one year, every year, I should say, the health
teacher in high school would always show the driver's at
video and the teacher would put the video in, go
in the back of the library and read a paper.
So one year, a group of guys said, you know what,
right after they show the video for the last time
that year, why don't we steal the video dub a
porn over it? And then the following year they knew

(30:15):
when they were going to watch the video again, they
all quote how to get a book as the library.
So they went to the library or the teacher put
in the video, go to the back of the library,
and all of a sudden you heard the music, and
the teacher dove over the table, ran to the TV
and tried to yank at a video as quickly as.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
No one was harmed.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
It's a nice innocent porn on the driver said.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
The video story for was a health class, so I
mean you learn a little bit of course, exactly.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
All right, thank you, have a great day, no problem.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Here's one. We had a student poop in the bottom
of a vending machines. When people bought something, it fell
down in the poop.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
And they grabbed it. Come on in Erie, Pennsylvania, straight
and eight. Nothing ever happened in your high school. I
went to a private Catholic school, so I mean we had.

Speaker 22 (31:18):
Well, we did have the phantom pooper, like a lot
of people and they would go in the urinal and
the legend was it was so large the janitor had
to remove it and put it in foil and throw
it away.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
I don't think that's true.

Speaker 16 (31:32):
I don't know, but that's what somebody's That's what Jeff
Chickglass told me, and I believe that.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Froggy he's having issues with connection.

Speaker 23 (31:42):
All right, Hello Laura, Hi Elvis, how are you.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
We're doing well? What happened in your school?

Speaker 24 (31:51):
Someone sprayed pepper spray into our ventilation system so we
all had to be evacuated and then we got a
haday people.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
There's nothing funny about that. Worse I'm going to go
back to the poop band, but it all Laura, thank you,
you too. Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
I guarantee somebody had a test that they didn't study. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Someone did that at our school with a bomb threat.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Hey, let's not give anybody.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Ideas you your school was full of just hooligans. I'm
telling you.

Speaker 25 (32:26):
It was.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
And I got a text message from some of my
friends that are down there and they said it's still
a crap show over there.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
So okay, and they're listening right now.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Has been closed down, but we won't talk about that.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Okay, our friend Tommy Jadario hosts. I've never said this before.
It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite actors and artists. Tommy,
who's on the podcast this week?

Speaker 25 (32:49):
Hey, Elvis, I have singer Matteo Bocelli on the show
today where we talk about his debut album, growing up
with his iconic father Andrea Bocelli, and so much more.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
You don't want to miss it.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Scariest question today for pet owners?

Speaker 11 (33:17):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (33:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I don't own a pet, so you guys all do.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
And I've always wondered do pets know what you're doing
when you're having sex because they stand there and then
they stare and or do you remove them from the
bed if they jump on the bed? Do they want
to get involved? I've seen those kinds of behaviors with pets.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Do they know what's going on?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
First of all, do you allow them to sing on
the moll? Okay?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know it's interesting you can bring that up because
I know pretty much for a fact. They don't know
what you're doing, but they see you doing something and
it's a physical thing. At the same time, I can't
have a dog or a cat watching me do it. No,
it's like, what are you doing? Go away and put
them out of the room.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Close the door.

Speaker 17 (34:00):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
If the cats are on the bed, I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,
they like look like they're like in a trance. They'll
just sit there and they'll stare at you.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
So they do know what's up.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
I think they know something.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
I kind of think they do sometimes too, or at
least they know that there's something abnormal happening. Because my
dog used to get really upset at my boyfriend. I
think he thought he was like hurting me and to
cry and like nip at like get off.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
I don't think they understand the concept of sex, but
they do understand. Then they understand the concept of two
people like wrestling around and someone's hurting someone.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
I don't know what you mean, you don't know, frog, Well,
so I have two dogs.

Speaker 10 (34:35):
So one dog leaves the room like he doesn't want
he does not want to be in there. If it
starts and he's in there, he's like oh you hear him?
Leave the other dog, Rex, the little black Hawker Spaniel.
He sits on the side of the bed and the
more of the moment heats up. He starts panting. It's
like he's involved. I'm like, you gotta go, you gotta
get out of here, you gotta go. I'll yell at him,

(34:56):
get out, get out, leave, get out. Least he's like,
don't yell at him.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
It's weird.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Screaming that in the middle of sex is just a downer.
Get out, get up, bad dog?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Where were we? Get right? And go? With the dog
panting on the side, No, I don't know. You know,
they see something happening and no one seems to be
getting hurt or anything. What are you doing to my mom?
Up there?

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Let's watch the show? So so an answer to your question, scary,
you know, I don't.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
I don't. I don't think a lot of us like
pets watching.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, and why did you ask? Because you don't have
a pet, right?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Well, no, I see, and you don't have sex.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Well that's I'm just I'm fascinated by this because for
pet owners, because you guys, you guys all have pets.
If I'm looking at the screen here on the zoom room.
You all have dogs and cats, and I'm.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Like, how is that?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Because I started thinking about you guys having sex one day,
and then I started thinking, whoa, whoa, love you guys.
I always thinking about you guys having sex.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
But then I was wondering about stop it scary, stopping
right now, flush that out of your hand.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Questions, Oh my god, well, we're.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Gonna have you kidnapped and d programmed. We all picture
coworkers doing it.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
No, we don't, We don't know. We don't.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
I've never pictured Danielle or Gandhi or Elvis or something.
Never scary, You've actually pictured what each one of us
look like having sex.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
Yes, and that's where the dog and cat came. I'm like,
oh my god, you all have pets. So there's that
added layer of the petal.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
This is turning into a whole different conversation. Yes, Gandhi, Well,
I have a lot.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Of follow ups questions for scary.

Speaker 8 (36:27):
I don't know if we should get into it, but
scary if you're talking about my current pet. My chameleon
couldn't give a crap what goes on in the house.
He just wants his crickets.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
And then that's it.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
I'm not talking about the chameleon or the bearded dragon
look for Danielle.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I'm talking about your thoughts.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
My thoughts are that this is just creepy, creepster.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
That's my thoughts are the most scary.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I'm not gonna say no, no.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
No, no no.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
I want to know who. I want to know who.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Yeah, I knew that was the.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
Only because she's very colorful and she's illustrated, and I see,
you know, illustrated.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
She she she paints the picture a lot.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
You know, she's the most forthright about it. Off the air,
all right.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
He calls to go to here and you sit over there,
sit over there and stop thinking about us.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Sorry, think about your grandmother. Amanda line seven, Hey Amanda, guys.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
What's your dog?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Well, good morning. What's your dog's name?

Speaker 15 (37:26):
Tobin?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Tobin? So Tobin has to be there when you're having sex.

Speaker 24 (37:31):
Yeah, he just he's very attached to me. So anytime
like we're in the room and he's there, like you
can't be anywhere else. He has to be somewhere in
the room or on the bed, and we always try
to kick him off.

Speaker 15 (37:42):
And he just has to be there.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
He look, he knows that you're doing something and he
wants to.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Like now, when you say he's attached to you, not
during sex, he's physically attached to you. How does that work?

Speaker 24 (37:56):
No, he's just he's just we're just very close and
he's like he just attached. So usually we kick him
off and then I'll go hide under the bed because
you know he can't be there.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So yeah, I got you, So you'd rather him just
kind of? Tobin, please just give it, Just give us
a few minutes, would you please?

Speaker 24 (38:11):
Exactly when he's looking at us, it is I don't.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Know why, but it is all right, Amanda, you tell me,
you know why, because we love them and we do
humanize them, and that's the that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
We think of that as people.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
And so there there's a person watching you, all right, Amanda.
You told Tobin, we said hi, and there you have
a good day. Okay, goodbye. Jeff on line three, Uh,
we're doing well. What's your dog?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
We're doing well? What's your dog's name?

Speaker 23 (38:38):
The dog's name Ordy?

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Or do you why?

Speaker 17 (38:41):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Alorady?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
So what did already do while you were having sex
with your.

Speaker 23 (38:45):
Wife, So in the middle of having sex, the dog
has horrible anxiety and took a big old dump in
the middle of the floor.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
And we had no idea.

Speaker 23 (38:54):
So of course we didn't know until later because of
the sense and the smell completely ruined the moment.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's a smell. You don't want to smell
during sex.

Speaker 23 (39:04):
No, so we would so after that point we had
to we had to put the dog in the cage. So, yeah,
our moments would not be ruined.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I will tell you that someone sent us a text, Jeff.
They said, well, he said, while he was having sex
with his wife, the dog licked his no goal hole.

Speaker 23 (39:24):
If that happens, that's not good.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
We didn't know. All of a sudden, You're like, is
someone else in the what does come on? Sparky, sparky, No,
stop it.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
That happens?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
All right?

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Well wait, what do you mean that happens? Why do
you say, I'm.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
Saying because you let the dog on the bed. No,
you let the dog on the bed and they're going
to start like a rooting around. You got to get
him out of.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
There, Jeff, have a good Jeff.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Until already we said, hide, do we need to go
to Jackie here or did I just tell Jackie's story?
I don't know, Jackie.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Nat, I'm not listening.

Speaker 11 (40:02):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (40:04):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Told?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Okay, Hi Jackie, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (40:08):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Good morning guys. You helped me out every day on
my way to school.

Speaker 23 (40:11):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Well, something tells me you're about to help us out
with whatever story you're about to help you out.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I have to tell you what my first my husband,
I've been together like almost thirty years. But when we
when we first got married, I had a house rabbit, okay,
and what he does is he would just run around
the house like he didn't have a cage, so he
was litter trained, right, so he would go into his
litter pant when he had to go.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Right.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
So we were first married and you know, snowy who's
running around the house and we're you know, where are
we getting on? And next thing, you know, my husband's like,
you know, a whole bunch of curse words and he
jumps out, you know, and I'm like, what the hell.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
And he's like, yeah, well, you know, your rabbit just
bit my ass and I'm like, oh my god. You
know he actually he started, he started to bleed. It
was terrible rabble have No, I'm not kidding. Rabbits have
like razor sharp teeth. So I guess I don't know. Well,
I guess he thought that something, you know, was not

(41:08):
kosher with what.

Speaker 17 (41:09):
Was going on.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Oh my god, he totally jumped on the bed and
bit his ass, and my husband jumped like three feet
in the air. Ever since then, okay, ever since then,
for the last thirty years, no matter what, no matter
what animal it is, no one's allowed in the bedroom.

Speaker 21 (41:26):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
What I find most interesting is you have a Jewish
kosher rabbit. Kosher, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
But the best part though, is, like, you know, my
kids are really good because now they know that if
all the animals are kicked out of the bedroom, don't come,
don't come knocking.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yeah, all right, what's the name of your rabbit?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Oh he was snowy. He's passed on.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
But yeah, I know, I can't imagine, Like, where'd you
get that scratch? Oh, snowy bit my ass when I
was having sex? Blood It wasn't kosher?

Speaker 5 (42:01):
All right? Thanks?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
No, yes, the attack, the sex the sex attack rabbit.
Thank you, Jackie. You have a beautiful day, and thanks
for sharing your story of hope.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, my husband's probably totally mortified right now, but I
don't even care.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Oh, thank god, all right, I have a great day.

Speaker 21 (42:18):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Elvis Tera ran in the Morning Show in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Is this true about what you said?

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Scary that you can actually go on your uber app
and see how many five star, four star, three stars,
two star ratings you received from drivers.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Yes, it gives you the breakdown of how many one stars,
two stars, three stars.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Just go to see two years up, I look mine up?
How many what kind of ratings have you received?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
Well, I'm a four point nine to six, but I
have only two one star reviews and we're comparing one
star reviews around the table here.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
So why would you get a one star review? Were
you telling him how to drive?

Speaker 11 (43:08):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
One time my friend was drunk and mouthing off in
the back seat. I told him to shut up. And
the second time, my girlfriend was puking on Halloween. We
had to pull over on the side of the road
and then she vomited outside. And I'm like, this guy's
gonna give you a one star guaranteed. That's what it was, well,
we don't know that all times.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Not my fault.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Uh huh, we don't know for sure. They should have
to tell you why they.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Gave you one exactly, they should. It should be like
YELP for you. Yeah, always to date when that one
star was so you know which ride.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
It was on, all right, So you just go through
your your account settings and the settings privacy, privacy center,
and then ratings.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Yeah, what about yours?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I got four to one stars and like three two stars.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
What are you doing to these poor Uber drives? I
have no idea upsiding drive.

Speaker 8 (43:52):
I also would like to believe that it was not
me because I called ubers for other people and of
course it can't be me.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
I will not take that sensibility if you That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I've called ubers for other people as well on my account,
and I know that's why I have maybe a.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Couple of men.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
Yeah, Like I think my dad in an Uber has
to be a mess, and I've called him many ubers.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Hey, that Uber driver that you had Friday, he was hot.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh, I was thinking a different one. Yeah, I didn't
even see his face. You got out and you were like, god,
he was so hot.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Well, and I didn't see him, so I didn't see.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Yeah, if you're a hot uber driver, we like you.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I can find it.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Will we give you a five star?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tabs, All.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Right, scary, it's the return of mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Yep, here we go.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Jack wants a phone tab his grandfather, Jim.

Speaker 9 (44:37):
Jim hates being interrupted watching his afternoon TV programs by
telephone telemarketers, so Jack wanted me to call him as
Michael Oppenheimer, our resident relentless telephone telemarketer.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
And then later coaster boy Josh makes a cameo, Oh.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
My gosh, j this is a good day after all.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Eat his phone tap day too. And really he's never
been on a phone tap I think he has.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Phone tap debut.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
All right, here we go today's photop listening.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with clamsfou
dot com. How are you doing today, sir clams you
dot job.

Speaker 17 (45:17):
I'm fine, I'll try. What do you want?

Speaker 6 (45:18):
It is becoming a problem to get fresh seafood.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
You're selling me something, right, Our clams sell themselves. Sir,
who hell are you?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
We are the leading seafood processing and distribution company and
we ship seafood direct to you.

Speaker 17 (45:31):
Well, I don't want no package seafood for you. Send
package seafood.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
We send you seafood fresh. It is caught and shipped.

Speaker 17 (45:39):
Buddy, listen to me, buddy, I don't have any time
to all right, goodbye.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with clams for you.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Dot.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
You got to be after six years, you know.

Speaker 17 (45:54):
You gotta pail a balls calling me back again. What
the hell's the matter with you? I told you I
want to interest.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I don't want any seafood.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I eat clams.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I eat clams.

Speaker 17 (46:04):
You know you like Italian food.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
I love Italian food.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Sir, eat my gratziano.

Speaker 17 (46:09):
Give off the damn fall. Goodbye.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. So we didn't even
tell you.

Speaker 17 (46:20):
What do you guys do? Your only cold during lunch
and dinner? Don't you guys ever eat? Why didn't you
get over real white's sake?

Speaker 6 (46:27):
We have a special today, Sir, Who the.

Speaker 17 (46:29):
Hells who don't I don't care about your spec How
do I get food to you?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Are you brought a healing?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Are you throwing a party anytime soon?

Speaker 21 (46:37):
Sir?

Speaker 17 (46:38):
Yeah, I throw a party in your mouth. Get the
hell off the fall and leave me along with Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
The daily staff of sixty nine clam shuckers working round
the clock to give you.

Speaker 17 (46:47):
Why don't you go shut yourself? Shit the hell out
of moron, get a real job.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with clams for you
dot com.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Got us set.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
We have a daily catch for just forty nine ninety
nine for two dozen little necks and thirty nine ninety
nine for three dozen cherries.

Speaker 17 (47:08):
Well, I think I'd like to put my hands around
your little neck and squeeze it a little bit. You
How did you get my phone number? Anyhow?

Speaker 6 (47:16):
You we are calling Italians today?

Speaker 17 (47:19):
Oh you're calling all Italians Italian? What's the matter with
everybody else who says I'm it Talgian? And what if
I am?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
And what if I'm not?

Speaker 11 (47:27):
What are you? Son of a bitches?

Speaker 6 (47:29):
We did a computer generated search for names that ended
in vowels, and yours came up at Elan.

Speaker 17 (47:35):
Maybe your computer's not working right. I think your brain's
not working right.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
You know, that's just something wrong with you.

Speaker 17 (47:41):
How can you keep calling me the same person back
time and time again when they say that out interested
because you need a bottomy or something. You are a
crazy son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Our research finds that Italians consume more clams than any
other nationality.

Speaker 17 (47:55):
If I am a Taggian, I'm gonna find out where
you are, you stupid, and somebody over there and break
your kneecaps. All right, then we'll see who's Italian and
who is it. I don't need yours. My wife goes
to the fish market every fight, and she gets fike
face right off the dock. What do I need your
frosen clamms.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Your wife has the freshest clams.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
My wife gets the freshest priaps. She gets the freshest tuna.
Everything my wife's got.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
How's your wife's snapper?

Speaker 17 (48:23):
My wife snapper is joored. She tries that she alazy.
It's terrific.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
If you act now, I'll throw in a free jar
of puntanesca sauce bro sir, al credo is to satisfy
the customer manager on the phone, would you I'm in
charge here, sir.

Speaker 21 (48:41):
No, you're not in charge.

Speaker 17 (48:42):
They can't have an like you in charge, but put
your manager on.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
The phone transferring call Hello, who is it? This is
Marty Schottenheimer.

Speaker 17 (48:52):
I told you I want to speak to your boss.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
So you're thinking of mister Michael Oppenheimer. I am mister
Marty Schottenheimer.

Speaker 17 (48:59):
All you guys, you sound like zombies or something.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Who can I help you? Today? Sir?

Speaker 17 (49:03):
Do you know that this schmark has called me six
times already to tell me some poes and clams? I
told this guy ten times I'm not interested, and he
just keeps calling and calling. Now I want to register
a complaint.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
You sound Italian, sir, and Italians enjoy class.

Speaker 17 (49:19):
Well just with you guys, with the Italians? Do you
sell to anybody but Italians? Are you there? You zombie?

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Yeah? I can hear you.

Speaker 22 (49:28):
I can hear you.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
I think you're a robot.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
I'm Marty Schottenheimer. I'm Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 17 (49:33):
Now I smell around. I think somebody's scrolling.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
With me here, sir.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
It sounds like you need to keep clam and carry on.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
But who is that?

Speaker 23 (49:41):
Who is there?

Speaker 17 (49:42):
This is Michael?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Who's that?

Speaker 24 (49:45):
What do you like some clams?

Speaker 25 (49:45):
Today?

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Jack?

Speaker 9 (49:51):
Hey, Jim, this is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. And your grandson Jack is phone tapping you.

Speaker 17 (49:57):
You know, Jack, You's son of a god. You know
I'm gonna get you back to this, your little bastard
and the.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Frank coaster boy Josh is Marty Schottenheimer.

Speaker 17 (50:06):
What's up, Jim feeling Guys, you know the second he said,
Mary shot and like a bell went off, and I'm
thinking I'm being a punk kids. Okay, Well, this is
Peyton Manning when you got in a bunch of schmucks.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Elvis Dan phone time.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
This song table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 26 (50:25):
The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
So I learned something about producer Sam. She's not in
the room. Is she good?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
No, she was talking about this. I believe I've read
it on social media somewhere. She likes to have and
she says not in a sexual way. She likes to
have little little nibbles taken out of her back.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Oh I could see that.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Maybe not taken out. That makes it sound like flesh,
flesh comes off. No, she likes it when will like
bites her back. Oh can that not be sexual? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, yeah, being like playful, like a playful bite.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
But little love bites wouldn't turn you on. I would
think I would turn you on.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
I'm gonna turn on just thinking about it anyway.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
But Scary says something that he and his girlfriend do
is they talk like babies with each other.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
They have baby talk.

Speaker 9 (51:20):
Do you only in our most private moments and nobody
has ever heard it except the two of us.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
Well, we all agree that's so far from sexual. It's
not a sexual thing. We're just kind of it's like pillow.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I would love to hear it.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Yeah, let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
I'm sure she's thrilled.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
Advance to my girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
Robin, like, I'm hungry, you hungry, Let's get some food.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
That is the thing that we have and nobody else knows.

Speaker 12 (51:56):
That is anybodybody else run around slapping each other's privates
and stuff like that, because that's.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
A hill and I do oh you do?

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
Like He'll be he'll be talking.

Speaker 12 (52:07):
To me and he'll be saying something and at the
same time I'll put my hand forward and grab his
stuff and he'll be like, what we don't stop.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
We just stop, or.

Speaker 12 (52:15):
He'll go and he'll grab my boob while I'm running
past the house and we just start cracking up, laughing
at each other, just so stupid.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
The boob grab is great.

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Brandon still has done the thing a couple of times
where he tries to lift me up with one arm,
but he does it by like right under the crotch,
like grabbing right under there.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
I'm like, oh my goodness, like he's picking up a
bowling ball.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
It's a lot of wedgies and the pulling down of
the pants.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
So these are fun, froggy alsa do that all the time. Yeah,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (52:45):
Did we keep choking? No, I'm sorry. I got some
sec on my throat a second and go. I thought
I had to give myself the hamlick maneuver. I couldn't
get it out. Really, Okay, we'll stuck in my windpipe.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
We'll come back to you later.

Speaker 21 (52:55):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Uh, don't you love when an old bank becomes a restaurant?

Speaker 4 (52:59):
This is my thing. I love it with those you know,
when they build a bank, think about the old school banks.
All financial institutions were built in a way to make
you feel as if you could not penetrate the front door.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
They want you to.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
They wanted to make you feel your money was safe,
like big huge, twenty foot steel doors and big columns,
and you walk in it looks like, oh, this place
is gonna keep my forty five dollars very safe.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
And then you see in the back the big vault.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh I love the vault.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Well, then one day that bank goes boobs up, it's
no longer around, and it turns into a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
I love those places.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, yeah, But then the other thing, like when a
pizza hut turns into a dry cleaning place. You definitely
see the architecture of the old pizza hut, but now
you know it has a drive through where you can
pick up your laundry.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
It's just when they.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Build these places, they build them, you know, they have
they have a style guide. If Pizza Hut builds a building,
it has to look like a pizza hut, right, Yeah,
there's no way to get away from that.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Look.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
It's always going to be a pizza hut in my mind.
Do you guys have any places you know of that
used to be something else and you can still tell
it used to be that.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
Yeah, In Boston, there's a club that used to be
a jail, so it has all of these little cells
where you can just sit and pop bottles, but people
used to be locked up there, so it's very weird,
kind of fun.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Wow.

Speaker 25 (54:25):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (54:26):
In Scranton, where they filmed the office they or where
it's based on, they have an old train station which
is now a hotel and it is the most gorgeous hotel.
And when you're sitting in the lobby, you just you
picture all the people coming through the train station and
all the doors are still there, and it's just it's

(54:46):
so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
There's a restaurant in the South called The Gray. It
used to be a Greyhound bus station that was built
back in the days where they actually had a waiting
room for people who were black. So what they just
I had to do was stir that end too, the
current design because it's a piece of history, right, and
of course the chef is.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
She's just incredible.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
But they wanted they wanted they wanted it to tell
a story of days gone by. Thank god we're not
in those days anymore. Right, Yeah, and look up The Gray.
I forget if it's in Charleston, I pH no, look
it up. It's a restaurant I'm dying to go to
because they didn't want to erase the stories that were
in this lobby of this old great Greyhound bus station.

(55:31):
I find it fascinating. Yes, gotybe.

Speaker 19 (55:33):
There's a great website called not Fooling Anybody dot com
and it has all these restaurants that used to be
restaurants that aren't anymore. Like if you look in the
Zoom Room, that used to be an Arby's, but they
just call it Hat Creek now because they didn't want
to change the sign out front.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Oh, they still use the Arby's hat.

Speaker 19 (55:48):
Yeah, but it's just a different place, and they just
changed it to shape, you know, fit in the hat.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
You can always tell an I hoop like the old
I hop designs. Like there's a place on Long Island.
It used to be an ihop Now it's a real
estate office.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Can you you can't mix those up?

Speaker 17 (56:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
I bet it still has syrup dripping down the walls.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I think there's one in Colorado.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
I don't know exactly where, but it's an old airplane
that they have taken and gutted and you can go
eat inside that airplane.

Speaker 17 (56:17):
Now.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, cool too.

Speaker 12 (56:18):
There's a pizza place around here. Was an old like
trolley car and they gut it out the trolley car
and it's like a little pizzaia.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
It's so cool.

Speaker 11 (56:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
The gray by the way, is in Savannah, and uh
Mashama Bailey, who is the chef there, was originally from
Savannah and she always grew up with her, you know,
eating her grandma's cooking. She left studied everything culinary arts wise,
and went back and now she's the chef. It's this
incredible restaurant and I want to go there. A former

(56:47):
Greyhound bus depot.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I love that. See this is this is the world
we're living in.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
You know, you buy a piece of real estate and
you want to turn it into a retail office or whatever.
It already has a really cool piece of history on it. Yeah,
let that live. Why do we have to have steel
and glass as far as the eye can see?

Speaker 6 (57:04):
Right?

Speaker 16 (57:05):
You know?

Speaker 26 (57:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I know Sarah on line twenty four. Let's go talk
to her.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Hey, Sarah, what's going on?

Speaker 22 (57:11):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
How are you?

Speaker 15 (57:12):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
We're doing okay?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
What's going what's happening with you?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (57:16):
I can't believe I'm talking to you. I've been listening
to you for so long. This is incredible.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Well, thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Talk about that, talk about that liquor store in Jersey
that you were talking about on your tails.

Speaker 15 (57:28):
Yeah, and so in South Jersey we have an old
pizza hut, like the really old school with the brown roof,
and it had closed and it became a liquor store
and they just kind of rolled with it and now
it's called the liquor Hut.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
That's so cute.

Speaker 12 (57:44):
Well it's cute and nasty. But you know, I'm going
over to the liquor Hut. I mean, I don't know you,
but my mind is you know.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Of course we know where your mind is. All right, fine,
So where in Jersey is the liquor Hut? I may
have to roll over there today.

Speaker 15 (58:01):
Oh my gosh. It's in Turner's Ville. It's in South Jersey,
right outside of Philly.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
All right, thank you very much, and it's a pleasure
speaking with you. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 15 (58:08):
Oh, you guys are amazing. I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
H Sarah, we love you more. Thanks for calling. Be
careful getting to work today. Georgia on line twenty three
A coffee shop. Well, we're doing okay. So you know
of a coffee shop that used to be a what.

Speaker 15 (58:22):
No, a funeral home that turned into a coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
WHOA.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
I wonder if it's haunted.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Yeah, it used to be a funeral home.

Speaker 17 (58:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I would never go in there.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Why not.

Speaker 21 (58:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (58:37):
I just feel if I was weird going in there. Yeah,
into funerals and lakes there, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
You have a memory there, yeah, I don't know. The
the coffee tastes a little like from aldehyde. It's I
feel pickled. All right, very good, Georgia, thanks for listening.
I've been to do a good business for the people
who are alive. I'd like to order a corpuccino a corps.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Sorry I messed up your joke, Brody.

Speaker 12 (59:07):
Isn't there an old liquor store down the block from
us at the radio station that turned into like a
clothing Yes.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
It was a liquor store. It turned into Snyder. Yeah,
before that, it was a it was a was it's
the chain of stores.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
The Crew. It was a J Crew. It was a
ke J Crew offshoot. Yeah, absolutely, and it is. But
it still has the liquor store signed. I'm like, hey,
let's go get some tinos. Look, it's a cardigan.

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Hey, for what it's worth, listening to your favorite music
can reduce pain. This was a story that was out yesterday.
Did you read this, Kandi, Oh, I believe it. Yeah,
if you're listening to your favorite music, it might be beneficial.
It might be beneficial to your health after all, And
I would think, why are we just now learning this,
because we've known for a fact that people who live

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happier lives, live longer and are healthier, and even the
best of medical doctors will tell you it goes beyond medicine.
It has to do with your outlook on life, your positivity,
the people you surround yourself with. And then you know,
exercising and eating well from time to time and not
smoking a cigarettes. There's a whole list, right, yeah, and
then none of the all that can be achieved without

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going to a doctor's office. But listening to your favorite music,
it's surely it's the same as being happy, right, I mean,
the pheromones or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I totally agree.

Speaker 8 (01:01:12):
I mean, I know this sounds very silly, but they
say that even if you're in a bad mood and
you start singing your favorite songs, that that's supposed to
help you get better. Not just because one it's your
favorite song and you like to hear it, it elicits
good emotion, but because of the airflow while you're breathing
and singing, it's supposed to be very good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Well, there is that. See we were talking about that
special that's on and I think it's Netflix.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
I don't know. It's called one hundred Years. Blue Zones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
People that live in these blue zones around the world
who are living on average much older lives than the
rest of us. And he went to this one village
somewhere and look at me. All the details were missing.
And I think it was in Greece actually, And these
people in this village and the friends and the families,
they get together almost every night or every other night,

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and they party and they dance, and they have a
little line and they laugh, and they live much longer
lives than the rest of us. He's like, they don't exercise,
but he was showing them dancing around the campfire.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
They were exercising. They're getting there. Yeah, they're getting their
cardio through through dancing.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
And and you know, I just it's when you say, hey,
if you sing your favorite song, it also includes you know,
airflow and oxygen going to your brain because you're breathing
and singing. It all makes sense. Doing the things that
make you happy at the moment are doing much more
to your body in a positive way than you'll ever
ever realize.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Right, Yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Say here, you know how if you go to the
doctor and you're feeling pain, he'll say, okay, the pain
you have in your arm, the scale of zero to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Ten, where is it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
And you give him a number?

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
So that's I'm assuming how they did it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Scientists found that pain was not just reduced, but strongly
reduced among participants if they were listening to some of
their favorite music. They're saying it was a very noticeable,
notable notice difference.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
My mother who was living with an awful, awful, awful
life of dementia. Near the end of her days, of course,
she just couldn't remember anything, and every once in a
while she would become a little lucid than not. We
would play music from her from her earlier years. You
put on some Tony Bennett, she would light up and

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she would sing all the words. And it really shows
you how music leaves a deep footprint in your heart
and in your brain because of the emotions you felt
when you first heard that song that you love I
mean bad example Rio by Duran Durant.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Example.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I know it is for you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
It is because for some reason, and you can't even
explain why, when you hear that song it makes you
happy and you don't have to explain, No, it just.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Makes me happy.

Speaker 12 (01:03:48):
It's like a feeling of freedom song, Like you know
you can dance around on a beach and have a
good time.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
That's how I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
So we could do a show where we don't play
any music at all, but you know, for several reasons
we do. Now I know another reason for your health. Yes,
and so we have time to go pee right, and
then we can do all the off color, off color
jokes that HR would have us fired over while the
song's playing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
We're saving you from that. Music is helping us, uh
maintain a career as well.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Music.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
We love music. Music, So there you have it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I was also reading today about birthdays. We've known this,
especially during pandemic. They're saying that blowing out candles on
a cake is just the most disgusting thing you can do.
It's more disgusting than we thought, really, the amounts of
bacteria flying onto your birthday cake. Not only does the

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cake get a spray of froggy saliva, but the cakes
already iced.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
With a layer of bacteria.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
And they how do you do it any other way?

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
You take.

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
Or you can also well, you can cut a piece
off and put it on a plate and just put
a handle on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
They're not saying. They're saying it's not terribly high risk
in most cases, but it does it will spread diseases,
if someone in your birthday group has a disease.

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
If someone's getting ready to come down with something like
you could be fine today, tomorrow you could be sick.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
You know exactly. They already have it. So there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Music is keeping us alive longer, and birthday cakes are
killing us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
I thought I would just give you the Danielle went
to them to the mall to go shopping, and there were.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
No parking spaces one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
None whatsoever, none whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
So these this family comes out right, they hop into
their car, and rather than backing out and leaving, they
sat there and ate lunch. Okay, so daniel just waited
patiently and then sort of impatiently, and they never left.
Then finally they you know, they.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Ate their lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
They dabbed their lips with a napkins. The guy out
of the car went back in. They weren't there on
their lunch break.

Speaker 12 (01:06:05):
No, I mean no, no, one hundred percent not. They
didn't work at the mall. They were there enjoying something
that there was. They came, they put their bags in
the car whatever, and then they took out a couple
of sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
And then I saw them eating them things and.

Speaker 12 (01:06:18):
They saw me sitting there, So you think they would
have said, I'm not leaving, you know whatever, because I
was waiting for a while, and I could have waited
there for ten minutes, or I could have driven around
for ten minutes.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
I wouldn't have found the spot either way.

Speaker 12 (01:06:31):
But still like to me, if someone's waiting for my
spot and that happens, I go, oh, so sorry, I'm
not leaving.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
You know, I'm not leaving right now. But they didn't
do that. I just thought it just it's not common, Curtisy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
Okay, well, this person is saying that you really messed up.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Oh I did.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Okay, Well, so let's do a little round.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Okay, are you the problem?

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
According to this listener, you are.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Well, I'm gonna read you they're text in a second,
and let me tell you it's not very polite.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
And I would never.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Speak to someone the way this listener spoke to us
and you, and therefore, you know, we're probably gonna go
ahead and block them as soon as we're done with.

Speaker 25 (01:07:14):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Danielle says she sat there and waited and waited and
they never came out almost ten minutes. Probably you're exaggerated,
didn't time it, but it felt okay exactly. But they
never said, you know, politely, hey this we're not leaving.
So here's what this texture says. Ask Danielle, what kind
of idiot would sit there for ten minutes holding up traffic?

Speaker 7 (01:07:34):
This idiot? Right, No, I did not hold up traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
I know it do matter, That's what they're saying, because
obviously they think they know what happened, because these people do,
these trolls out there think they.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Know I'm called them a troll. It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Anyway. Also, I ate in the parking lot all the time,
as well as a lot of moms and people who
work shift work in the mall.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Your answered to that that wasn't what they were doing.

Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
Nope, it was a family that came together to enjoy
the mall and they were going back in.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Okay, Okay, do come on, Danielle, that's the stupidest thing
you've ever done.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Wait ten minutes for a parking spot.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Geez. It's people like you that drive the rest of
us crazy. If they're not backing out, move the f on.
Don't sit there like an idiot, is what this person says.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Oh my god, that is not very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
And now we ask them to never listen to our
show again. This guy, okay, I blocked in. We've got
millions of listeners. We can we can spare a few here,
we can.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
I did not block traffic.

Speaker 12 (01:08:33):
I made sure I was pulled to the side waiting
for my spot so people could go around me.

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
And I just sat there waiting, and I, you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Know, got furthermore, that is not the stupidest thing you've
ever done, right, That.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Is no, We've got lists of much stupid.

Speaker 12 (01:08:46):
And I wouldn't have waited there for ten minutes like
an idiot if I had thought they were not getting out.
They never made any kind of like hand gesture or
anything to.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
Me to say that they weren't leaving.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
Okay, all right, you have put in your case show. Okay,
we got to move on with a bit. And here
we go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
So in the game of it's you, it's them. According
to that listener, it's you, it's you, But according to Danielle,
she says, it's them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Okay, So now let's take a vote.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
So who's really at issue, who's the issue here, Who's
who's causing the problem here? Danielle simply says, look, you
know what if you see someone waiting for your spot
and it's a crowded parking lot. Mate, let them know
you're not leaving. That's a polite thing. Okay, here we go, Gandhi,
what do you think? Who do you think is that
fault here? Is it them? Or is it you?

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Is it her?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
The listener's fault in this scenario, because Danielle moved on.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
About her day and was like, idiot, idiot, but the
listener got real bent about it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
So I'm going to say it's a listener's fault and
I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Okay, there you go. What about you, Nate? I know
Nate's gonna side with the people in the car. It's you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
That car is there.

Speaker 16 (01:10:01):
Somebody must have their lunch in it. If they want
to have a wedding in there, they should go for it.
That car is there until it moves. You should not
be pissed off. What are you gonna do like some
empty cargo to the Orange Julia's store and say, hey,
you got to move so.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
I can park.

Speaker 12 (01:10:13):
But no, all they had to say to me was, hey,
doesn't I'm not leaving When they saw me like a
dumb ass sitting there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
You're the one that assumed they were leaving.

Speaker 7 (01:10:22):
Sorry, they put all their bags in the car, you
would assume they were leaving too.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah, okay whatever and yeah all right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
So he's saying, it's you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Okay, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
All right, so scary, what are you thinking? Who's Who's
that fault here? It's definitely them.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
We have become a society of cave dwellers. We've gone backwards.

Speaker 9 (01:10:48):
It would take we would take nothing, no skin off
their back for them to just motion that the spot
has taken move on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
But we don't communicate with each other.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
Instead, we sit there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Like freaking idiots. So you're saying, it's the same as
when if you walk out of door and you let
it swing close on the person behind you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
You're like totally like you do all the time. Scary,
by the way, But.

Speaker 9 (01:11:08):
In this case I could feel for Danielle because I've
been in this situation. If I pull up on you,
you know, the intuition, anticipation. You know, I'm looking for
a spot, so just wave me on. It takes two
seconds and then you don't even have to communicate. But
we don't communicate anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
I like that little thing at the end. Hey, Froggy,
what do you think? Is it Danielle? Is it you?
Is it Danielle or is it them? I don't even
know why this is up for discussion, but it's totally them.
It's them.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
All you have to do is be kind, just say hey,
we're not leaving, that's it, or just the motion. They
just do something and when you see somebody sitting there,
you can feel it. They're just hey, you just they're
they're jackasses. Danielle is not, and so they're worse. They're
oblivious and what they doing in their life to not
pay attention to their surroundings.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
All right, hey, lool Scotty be be a part of this,
Scotty b Is it Danielle, which would be you? Or
is it them? The people in the car?

Speaker 19 (01:12:07):
I love Danielle so much, but I think that she
could have just like rolled the window down and done
the motion like are you getting out?

Speaker 25 (01:12:13):
It's you.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Know, I guess I kind of could have done this,
but that would have been rude.

Speaker 11 (01:12:21):
But I know.

Speaker 17 (01:12:23):
I know that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:25):
I know that they looked at me and they didn't
say anything, so I figured they were.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Just giving them a little a little toot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
And then are you gonna out, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
The guy over there with the microphone says, it's definitely you.
Danielle's actually turning against herself says, it's me. It's me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
Fault.

Speaker 17 (01:12:55):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I think they should be aware of people who are
waiting for their spot without that there's a car to
stop there. I mean, you know, every day we see
the level of human niceties being just eroding. It's the
the erosion is on, it's all. It's all just kind
of shifting out to see. People don't pay attention to
other people. People are unaware of other people just rude.

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You see it driving every day.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
You see it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
And you know in everyday situations where either there's just
so in their own head so much so that they
just don't have any manners left. And so I think
it's I think it's them. I do it's them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
And there you go. Thank you for playing at me.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
And by the way, and that listener who was very
rude to us. People are texting in and you know what,
you better hope they don't get your phone number. You're
you're not very popular. The people are calling you a
big ass hat. Let's see, people are calling you all
sorts of things I cannot repeat anyway. But this one
listener said, Hey, I don't care what happened. It couldn't
be Danielle because daniel is never wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
She's our morning queen.

Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
I beg to diver ask my husband, but I thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
And there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
Here's my problem with this apartment I live in here.
Nothing works. Do you live? Do you live in a
house or an apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Where there are things that just don't work and you
haven't really put the effort in to get them fixed.

Speaker 10 (01:14:37):
I have things that have rules in my house, like
if you want to use something, it doesn't work properly,
so I know how to tell you the jankity way
to use it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Okay, well that means it doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
That's a light bulb thing.

Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
So like in the dining room there's like two light
bulbs out, and then in the kitchen there's a light
bulb out.

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
And if you go and I keep saying, Sheldon and
I are like, yeah, we got to change those light bulbs.
We have the light bulbs. We're just too lazy to
change the light bulbs.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Y light bulbs are an easy change, that's an easy fix.
What doesn't work in you think, okay, well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Here's the list. Wi Fi not working. I don't have
any streaming at all. I can't watch streaming TV unless
I jump it off.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
My phone through Roku. There's a list. Oh, the building
is starting to leak again, which is not my responsibility.
It's a long list.

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
Yeah, that's a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
That's just it's just one by one things are peeling
off the onion and I'll soon I'll be left with nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Yeah, I feel you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
You have these problems.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
You're my god.

Speaker 8 (01:15:33):
Every day something different is wrong with it. The maintenance
guys are my best friends. Because there's the floors are janky,
the light switches don't work. One of the toilets sprayed
me the other day and it wasn't a tushy spray.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
A toilet problem too was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
It's an expensive Japanese toilet doesn't working.

Speaker 12 (01:15:49):
These seems to be things that, like you, the people
that run the apartment complex should be doing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
You would think, I own my here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
And I was thinking about on the way to work
today and this really could this could be an issue
with my relationship with Alex. One of the reasons one
of the many reasons I married Alex is because he's
the kind of guy who can fix things. He fixes nothing. Nothing.
I'll say, hey, I got some some things that need
to be done around the house this weekend. Okay, I'll
get never gets.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
To anything, never does anything.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
He'll actually bring a screwdriver out and like screw a
screw halfway and then put the screwdriver down and leave.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
It there and that's the end of it.

Speaker 13 (01:16:29):
Step on it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Now you have a hole in your foot.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, Look, if we want to continue
with this relationship, you need to start fixing things around
the house because that's your that's your thing.

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
It's also hot when they fix things around the house.
Who you fix that? You're so good.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
I'd love to know what that feels like.

Speaker 7 (01:16:44):
I'll send Sheldon to your house then can help you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Is he a fixer?

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:16:48):
He fixes lots.

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
He always comes up with these crazy crafty ways of
fixing things.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
Yeah, it's good, all.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Right, So I'm not the only one that Who are
you talking to in there?

Speaker 24 (01:16:59):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
What's your name?

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Who is that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
This is Colleen? She said her parents' house is.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
Like is it falling apart? Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Let me talk to you, said, Alex over there to
fix Colleen's house. Hi Colleen, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Hi?

Speaker 23 (01:17:12):
I'm great, how are you well?

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Life is just falling apart around us. The house is
caving in. You love it, you live, you live in
this kind of world.

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
Uh no, My parents' house is that way. So when
I go visit them, I'm like, nothing works and they're like, no, no,
the toilet's not broken. You just have to take the
back of the tank off and jiggle it. Funny here
you just have to lift the handle up, and it's
like everything And when we have company over, everyone's like,
why is everything broken? They're like, no, no, it's not broken.

Speaker 15 (01:17:40):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
They know how to use it, as long as they
know it's the broken house.

Speaker 11 (01:17:44):
But you know, when you host Christmas, you can't be like, oh,
ps that lights which you have to spam your hand
into the work.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Don't worry.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
Hey Grandma, We're so sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
This is what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Is literally yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Question is this like a getting older thing?

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Because my house is falling.

Speaker 11 (01:17:59):
Up and around I don't know it is probably, I
don't know. They're in their sixties. I think they used
to care and now they're like, well, one day we'll
just move.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
But you know, I like the thing fixed.

Speaker 7 (01:18:08):
In the meantime, I have appliances that don't work. Is
a vacuument appliance?

Speaker 25 (01:18:13):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
Okay? So I have a Dyson.

Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
I have a Dyson that has like the long neck.
Yeah one, okay, so it goes, okay, problem, you know how.

Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
I fix it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
I smacked the side of it and then it sucks
for like a few minutes, and then it does it again,
and then I smacked.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
The side of it again.

Speaker 12 (01:18:31):
And everybody keeps telling me just called Dyson and replace it.
But the laziness of me is like a call tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Call someone, Well, you can call you. That would take
like moments out of your day. I know you're busy,
and it would fix my problem.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Daniel, does Dyson have a lifetime warranty?

Speaker 12 (01:18:49):
I think I don't know if it has a lifetime warranty,
But they have trouble shooting and depending on what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
What noise does it make it again?

Speaker 12 (01:18:57):
And then I go like this and I hit it
and it's fine. Such as life, and I think something's clogged,
but I can't find what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
I don't know, but that's the thing. We live in
this world of too many things that that can break.
There are too many moving parts in our world. Don't
you agree with that? Yeah, Colleen, you agree with that?

Speaker 24 (01:19:21):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:19:21):
Absolutely, absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
All right, Well, best of luck with your parents. Just
go there and smack stuff around.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
I know, wow, wow, I shouldn't speak so soon, because
everything here in the control room has been working so far.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
There it goes, it's out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Is there a food that you're just not crazy about?
But if you ever admit it to the world, people
give you crap. Yes, yeah, Like, for instance, Danielle doesn't
like mayo. Yeah, of course we give her a crap.
I can see how you'd be a little iffy on mayo.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I'm not I'm going to.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Give you that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:55):
A lot of people have come forward and said to me.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
I don't like it either, So what about you? Gandhi cinnamon?

Speaker 8 (01:20:02):
Oh yeah, anytime I say I don't like cinnamon, people
act like it's the end of the world.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
Oh how could you not?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Well, I tell you my friend Pete doesn't like cheese,
So when so when? Okay, so, hey, I have a
friend who doesn't like cheese. What's your natural response, what's
your natural response? He's crazy exactly, but he's he's been
this way his entire life. And so when they go
out to dinner and he'll say, please, I just don't
eat cheese. Everyone, I mean, not only do they go,

(01:20:27):
oh okay, that's interesting, they basically put him on a
cross and crucify him.

Speaker 17 (01:20:31):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (01:20:32):
I dated a guy who didn't like French fries and
would make it a point to talk about how much
he hated French fries.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
And I think that's why we ended up not dating anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Yeah, that's crazy, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
But you're throwing You're throwing out the baby with the
bath water. I mean, just because it doesn't like French
fries or doesn't like cheese. I mean, to me, cheese
is you know, I love cheese. But if you don't
like cheese, I'm not gonna make you feel like crap.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
But he didn't like any cheese. I mean, there's so
many different cheese here we go on cheese. He likes something.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
He can't eat.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
He can't eat a little milzarella on pizza, but just
a little, that's all. And it's not a stomach thing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
What about you, frog, there's something you don't like the
people give.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
You hell about you? Ready for me to set Danielle off?
I don't like lasagna.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:18):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
Could you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Okay, Okay, listen to what you're doing. People, calm down.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
If someone doesn't like something, why do you want to
make them feel awful because of it? People make me.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Feel awful about hating watermelon.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
I hate watermelon?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
But people, how could you're not?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
It's the person you hey, scary? Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
I stand in solidarity.

Speaker 11 (01:21:37):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I'm not a massive watermelon fan myself. I mean, I'll
eat if I have to, but if someone offers it
to me, I usually say no, thank you, but don't
don't throw me out and cast me aside as a friend.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I think with me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Why I get shocked about it?

Speaker 8 (01:21:51):
I'm not trying to make someone feel bad, but if
I like something so much, I feel like they are
missing out on joy that I have, and I just
want them to have that same joy. All Right, you
hate it, you don't like cheese, you don't like French fries, whatever,
they get a.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Joy out of not eating it. Okay, here, let's go
to Scotti b. This is gonna set the world off.

Speaker 19 (01:22:09):
Really, yes, Scotty go, I don't like avocado, and I
don't understand why it's on everything. You go to a
sushi place or even a supermarket that pre makes the sushi,
avocado on everything. They just assume everyone loves avocado. So no, no,
I don't like desistancy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
That would qualify absolutely it's very avocado. You're not human,
see see stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Stop saying that to people. I mean, I really think,
I mean you could take it beyond food. There are
so many things that people that people like or dislike
in life, and we find we have to like cast
our crap on them, like like, really, mine is popcorn.
I just don't like popcorn.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
I don't know it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
I see that, not even kettle corn.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
You know what if you coat it in candy, allyda?
But no, you can you have more for you because
I'm not eating it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Line nineteen, it's Hannah, Hannah, you have no desire for
pizza whatsoever?

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
You do not like it?

Speaker 17 (01:23:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I hate pizza?

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Okay, stop stop everything, Nate. Don't they say things like that.
I don't know what it is about.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Maybe there's one thing on the pizza that you don't like,
but you don't like the entire Da pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Okay, hold on, Danielle, you had a point.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
What was your part?

Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
I just want to know what it is about pizza
that you don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
It's I don't like either.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Okay, stop it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Stop it.

Speaker 13 (01:23:41):
Terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Have more tolerance, yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
Is it maybe like an Italian food in general thing?
Anything anything with red sauce?

Speaker 22 (01:23:49):
Is it?

Speaker 17 (01:23:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Yes, chicken parm Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
Okay, so you may have pizza without red sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
You could have like pesto on your pizza, white pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
Still, no pizza.

Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
What I used to do is take the cheese off
the pizza and then take a napkin and just wipe
the sauce off and put the cheese back on.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Nate, Nate, stop it, stop it that she doesn't like.
You know what I can give you, guys a list
of things you probably don't like it? Oh God, no,
oh of course, all right, but you're good. You're good, Hannah.
Don't let them give you hell. But we have more questions,
just Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
Well, no, I mind's more of I think it could
be a genetic thing with some people, because my dad
hates cinnamon and I hate cinnamon, and I hated it
before I ever even really knew that he hated it.
So I wonder if there's something in your DNA that
changes a taste for you. So something everyone else enjoys
you hate, like Elvis, you hate cilantro. I love cilantro,
And there are a whole bunch of people like you
who what you said, it tastes like soap.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
It does, and it's all apart.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
It's a genetic makeup thing.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
I'm allergic to. You know, fish, I'm very allergic to it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
You're alert, you're not allergic to fish. You you don't
like fish, so you don't like fish. There's a difference.
You shouldn't say you're emergent, because I mean that they
could turn an entire kitchen in a restaurant upside down,
because I know.

Speaker 12 (01:25:08):
But if someone asks me, I'm so tired of having
to explain why I don't eat fish.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Why, so I just say I'm allergic to it. It's easy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
This is my point.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
This is my point.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
You should not have to explain to anyone why you
dislike anything, like for instance, for uh, Hannah. You don't
owe anyone an explanation why you don't like tomato sauce.
You don't. You just don't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
I just don't like it, and we leave it at that.
You're okay, You're good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I mean, who knows.

Speaker 20 (01:25:36):
Maybe maybe I'll do ancestry dot Com and find out
I have some weird genetic.

Speaker 7 (01:25:41):
Disorder that makes me hate tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Maybe Gandhi is right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Maybe maybe maybe you've had your family has had way
too many tomatoes in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
Maybe you're a part of the Delamanto family.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
We don't know. I will thank you, Hannah, enjoy your
weekend without pizza. You're okay by me. These other people
have little tolerance for people who are different. People are different.
Priscilla line eighteen. She's like Danielle. Danielle, you and Priscilla, Priscilla.
You don't like lead at all.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
You hate seafood, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Absolutely?

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Now I have a reason. Do you have a reason.

Speaker 11 (01:26:18):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
I just don't think it smells good. I don't think
it tastes good. There's nothing a pille about it whatsoever.

Speaker 17 (01:26:27):
When I get back, well, when I get that, I'm like,
oh my god, you don't like seafood.

Speaker 24 (01:26:33):
I for tight to say so that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
I don't get that guilt trip. I just say I'm
allergic Stey, I'm not alone.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
But you don't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
You don't owe anyone an explanation. You're fine, Danielle. I
respect the fact that you don't like seafood. A friend
of mine says, I don't like fish because it smells fishy. Well, okay,
that makes sense, because it's fish.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
Well, then that's that's because because that's rotten.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
That's not right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
That's not rotten.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Fish smells like the ocean, as they say, but it
has it has an ocean smell. People don't like it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:01):
I don't understand when people say, well, this piece of
fish doesn't taste as fishing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:05):
It's fish. Doesn't it all taste like nosh?

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
No, no, because some fish does taste way more fishy
than ours exactly what doesn't make it bad? Scary? And
you're fine for Selda.

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
Do you go on through life without eating seafood. You're
totally fine.

Speaker 17 (01:27:20):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Have a great day, you too too.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
I'm sorry that I get mad.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
I just people get get so crazy about people who
do or do not like things that they don't like,
and I just it's not fair for them.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
I don't know now that I've yelled at.

Speaker 10 (01:27:34):
Everyone, I've heard the term don't yuck somebody's yum. This
is more don't yum somebody's.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
Yuck is what this is?

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Yes, sort of Oka, It's all good, It's all good.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
It is all good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Crutch Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
I know, early morning?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Black Elvis d Aran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
Is it time to play the feud?

Speaker 17 (01:28:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Yeah, welcome to the feud. We've got our two families.

Speaker 16 (01:28:31):
Please everybody say hello and give a warm welcome to
the Durand family.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
The patriarch of the Durant family, Elvis. Elvis, who did
you bring with you today. I brought my brothers. I
brought Froggy and Scary. I was, oh, that's obvious, just
look at your face. And then we had the Manaro family.

Speaker 16 (01:28:53):
Yeah, y'all don't share the same last names. And the
mother of the Manaro family is Danielle. Who did you
bring with you today?

Speaker 12 (01:29:01):
I brought my sister Gandhi with me today, and that's
because nobody else would come.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Welling you little brother, Scotty Be, he's nothing.

Speaker 12 (01:29:10):
Scotty Bee sometimes is definitely questionable.

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
So Scotty's not art.

Speaker 8 (01:29:15):
But you know what, Scotty plays this stuff at home
all the time. I have faith that he's gonna have
some answers here.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Yeah, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
I thought the Monaro family was Danielle Gandhi and producer
Sam was, she's not here, why not?

Speaker 7 (01:29:29):
She's missing.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Let's get her in here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Let's Scotty.

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
Okay, let's move on, Scott. I have a problem with
Scotty is he's really good at gain?

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Okay, I choke under pressure.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
Well, you guys know how the different game.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Okay, you guys know how the feud works. We've asked
our studio audience.

Speaker 16 (01:29:53):
Hundreds of people several different questions, and the top answers
to those questions go on the board.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
So are you ready to play Meneria family?

Speaker 10 (01:29:59):
Let's go.

Speaker 13 (01:29:59):
Let's all right.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
First question, why am I a woman pucker her lips? Buzz?
You just have to answer.

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
To put on lipstick?

Speaker 16 (01:30:15):
Okay, that's a fair I would think. So you always
pucker your lips when you put on lipstick.

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Let's see if that's on there?

Speaker 16 (01:30:20):
Oh, the hard most popular answer answer A chance for
the guys the Durant family to steal here.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
So say a woman will purse her lips for a kiss.

Speaker 16 (01:30:34):
Speaking of kisses, give me one there, mister durm let's
see a kiss tops lipstick? Yes, the number one answer,
why would a woman pucker her lips? There's top five
answers on the board. Number one is kiss number three.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Do we want to play this?

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
Play?

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Okay, no women on this team. Let's see how this goes.
All right, let's go. That's a good idea to your brother, Froggy.
Froggy's quite the smiling to wait, wait, wait, gave me
a kiss? Richard Dawson.

Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
I'm gonna go with take a selfie or take a
picture's very popular.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Yeah, a lot of people do that duck face. Let's
see if it's on there.

Speaker 16 (01:31:22):
Oh five people telling us that they make the duck
face selfie. That's the most popular answer. We're still missing
number two and number four. Now we come to little
Brother Scary Jones Scary Yeah, why might a woman puck
her her lips?

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
I'm gonna say to Whistle, that's actually not asking.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
You get answered.

Speaker 5 (01:31:44):
I feel like that's a good answer. Durand family, it's okay, yeah,
you know what not that? Okay, your first strike on
the board. Okay, asked me the question. Okay, why a
woman pucker? Who?

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
She ate?

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Lemon or some sort of citrus? That's that's very sour.

Speaker 16 (01:32:10):
Give me another kiss there because I skipped scary right,
So let me see eight a lemon or something sour?

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
El ell this thinks like a woman. Obviously, here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:32:25):
That was for the other team.

Speaker 16 (01:32:27):
Was so great because the number four most popular answer,
there's only one unknown left on the board.

Speaker 5 (01:32:33):
That's the second most popular answer, So froggy, froggy, why
might a woman pucker her lips?

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (01:32:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
I was thinking sour, but Elvis got that one. It
was good. I have no idea you're like you of
all people.

Speaker 16 (01:32:50):
Would Sorry, that's a buzz buzz. You got one more
wrong answer. Then it goes over the ladies, so scary.
Give me a kiss there, because all right, why am
I a woman pucker? Who I'm going to say to
blow bubbles?

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Who's that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Michael Jackson's there was blow bubble?

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Let's see if that's on there?

Speaker 7 (01:33:22):
Sorry, come on, gandhi, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
What do you think?

Speaker 15 (01:33:26):
This is?

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:33:27):
Collective answer? Why might a woman pucker? You have a
few seconds taking a drink?

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
Maybe?

Speaker 8 (01:33:32):
So I was thinking maybe a sip or blowing out
a candle, or she's sad, so you kind of are
like pouting.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Or attracting attention at a bar? Which one are you
going to do?

Speaker 11 (01:33:43):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
I think either like I think you're the sucking on
the straw or what was the other one that you said?

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Oh I said? Or she's said like you're pouting?

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
Like no, there was another one too, attracting attention? No,
there was another one.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Commercial break coming out here and thinking it did?

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
I forget it?

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
King a cigarette?

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
You gotta just sat on an answer. Oh my gosh,
we're gonna give you a buzz.

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
If we don't have people come on, maybe maybe sip
of okay.

Speaker 5 (01:34:10):
Just say it.

Speaker 16 (01:34:11):
I don't know sipping a drink? Okay, okay, let me
see if sipping a drink wins the game. Sorry, so sorry,
I thought Froggy would have gotten this. It's to make
her man really happy. A little lolly poppy, that's what said,

(01:34:34):
blowing bubble.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Clarify. All right, I don't do the questions, ladies.

Speaker 7 (01:34:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
All right, let's move on to our next question. Round
one goes to the Fellas.

Speaker 16 (01:34:48):
Sorry, talk to your question the drand family. Okay, chance
for redemption here, ladies. I'm gonna let you go again first.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Okay O.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Wait, so why are you letting her go first?

Speaker 16 (01:34:58):
Because accuse me of cheating and I don't want to
get accused of cheating right now I'm accusing you of Okay, fine,
we'll go to the Duran Tramily.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
That's not how it works.

Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
We could do it.

Speaker 16 (01:35:08):
You can't take it back, sir, Okay, Duran give it,
give it? Okay, an arrow family, here we go, Ganda
EU up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:19):
This is they can go first.

Speaker 5 (01:35:20):
As long as they agreed, they're going to start answering
a little faster.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Okay, okay, whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:35:25):
Daniell okay. Top eight answers are on the board. Name
something a nudist would wear to a nudist colony formal event.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Oh oh oh a tie?

Speaker 16 (01:35:37):
Show me tie the number one answer, number one answer.
Top eight answers on the board. Okay, thank you, obviously,
all right, here we go. Scotty Bee, little brother Scotty Be.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
What what a newdist? Where to a newdist colony formal event? Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Let's see if nothing is on there. You gotta wear something,
that's the obvious answer. Yeah, but you got to wear something.
There's so many little things you can wear.

Speaker 16 (01:36:04):
Think about it. Think of those little things you can wear. So, Danielle,
something a nudist would wear to a nudist colony formal event.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
I'm gonna say socks.

Speaker 16 (01:36:14):
Where is the sock? Let me see if socks is
on the board. One more strike, it goes over to
the durant. Okay, so, gandhi, you got to keep it alive.
Nudist wearing something to a newdist conny colony formal event.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
What is I'm going to say, dress shoes.

Speaker 5 (01:36:36):
Let's see if you're going to be wearing shoes and
nothing else.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
Number five.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Most popular answer.

Speaker 7 (01:36:45):
Sucks if you're gonna wear shoes, what the hell is this?

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
You a formal event on the cumber bun?

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Good answer, good answer, not a good.

Speaker 5 (01:36:59):
Ans So that's the point. Scotti b all right. Name
something a nudist would wear to a newdist colony formal event.
How about a top hat? Good, he is naked. Let's
see if top hats are Number teen. Just remember it's
a formal event.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
Okay, Tom gonna say jewelry.

Speaker 5 (01:37:21):
Let's see if.

Speaker 16 (01:37:22):
Jewelry is on there. Popular answer number three. Okay, gandhi,
Now it's all to you. You got one strike remaining.
You got to keep it alive.

Speaker 5 (01:37:32):
Here, Name something a nudist would wear to a newdist
colony formal event.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Man, this just got really hard. I was gonna say jewelry.
How about you want to wear bra or underwear, shoes, necklace,
fancy gloves?

Speaker 21 (01:37:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
I changed it to a purse.

Speaker 5 (01:37:54):
Oh, okay, let's see fancy gloves is on there?

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
Or a purse.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
I even let you have two answers.

Speaker 17 (01:38:06):
He did.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
What do you think, guys?

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
A corsage cumber bud is gonna be thou askless? Chaps.

Speaker 11 (01:38:15):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (01:38:18):
That yeah, that sounded like a good answer answer if
the other.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Team could hush for just one moment. What a dickey
A dickey? And as gloves, yes, I would say gloves because.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
It was somebody said gloves. Whatever. I don't know, guys,
come on with the answer. Come on on, Duran family.
You don't have a lot of time. It has to
be formal.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
It's a formal event.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
Come on, Duran family member.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Like cumber bund. I think cumber bund is a decent answer.
I think it's a good answer as well.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
I think I thought cassage.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
All right, you guys want to what are you going
to put the corsage on?

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Okay, the point answer? Okay, we say whatever they wanted. No, no,
I need an answer from the patriarch they said. They
said cumberman. I don't think that's a good idea of it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
Okay, steel this round and win the game. Do I
see commerbund up there?

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
Can I tell you?

Speaker 16 (01:39:14):
Had you said corsage, that would have been the seventh
most popular answer.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
Also also on there crown or Tierra.

Speaker 16 (01:39:24):
Oh yeah, okay, watch and finally a ribbon or bow
around your private and by the way frog that you.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
Wear a corsage on your wrist too, so.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
You as long as you have a wrist. So is
it time to do a tiebreaker?

Speaker 11 (01:39:40):
It is?

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
We do have a tiebreaker round?

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
How does this work?

Speaker 5 (01:39:44):
We have to rush through this.

Speaker 7 (01:39:45):
By the way, we'renning so exciting.

Speaker 16 (01:39:47):
We have very late So let's just go the durand famine.
Did you know the Manarow family.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Let's go here. Got to be.

Speaker 16 (01:39:57):
Okay, it's our turn sto. Okay, all right, name something
that a good fairy tale would have. Top five answers
are on the board. Once upon a time, show me once.

Speaker 4 (01:40:11):
Upon a time. I'm actually surprised that's not on there.
If that's not on there, then this is crap.

Speaker 5 (01:40:21):
You'll have brody. Okay, name something a good fairy tale
would have top five answers on the board.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
A princess.

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
Let me see if we got a princess in that story.

Speaker 16 (01:40:30):
Yes, I do the number two answer, but since the
Duran's got it wrong, the board automatically goes to you.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
So, Danielle, name something a good fairy tale would have.

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
A prince.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Let's see if we had a prince in that Yes,
the number three most popular answer this game. Okay, Gandhi, gandhi.
Something a good fairy tale would have a villain.

Speaker 16 (01:40:52):
A villain, Yeah, every good story's got somebody bad in it. Yes,
a witch or evil queen. That's the number four most
popular evil queen.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
I'm in.

Speaker 16 (01:41:04):
This is a running out of time, Scotty Bee. How
about a happy ending, happy ending? Yeah, exact quote. No, No,
the answer would have been happily ever after, And he
said the wrong. Well, I'm sorry. Ending is something you
get in a massage. I'm sorry, mister Durand, but it

(01:41:25):
is happy ending. According I disagree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Okay, look, our show has an evil queen.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
However, you do have you do have the the fifth
most popular answer. You got to get this right where
it goes over to the guys. So, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:41:38):
Gosh, I'm gonna says, maybe a fairy godmother.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
Fairy godmother grant wishes making things right. Yeah, let's see if.

Speaker 16 (01:41:49):
We got fairy godmother to clean sweep the board. Let's
see if it's on there.

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
Room family, all right, despite the fact we have the
world's worst host, I think it was faggy.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
Listen, you give me much less sass.

Speaker 7 (01:42:13):
I can't breathe. I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
The funny one again.

Speaker 5 (01:42:19):
I'm happy for you, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Kind Of on a serious end, have you ever had
to tell someone to stay away from you for good?

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Like maybe you would come to a point in your
relationship with someone, a friendship, and you're like, this person
is toxic. I don't have room for them in my
in my mind or in my heart. I don't have
I don't have the whatever to deal with them.

Speaker 12 (01:43:23):
I had to do it because someone stepped up the boundaries.
So I was I was very close friends with this guy,
and Sheldon and I were dating, and at one point
I think he knew Sheldon and I were getting serious,
and so he took it upon himself to tell me
how he felt about me.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
And write me a letter and all this stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:43:43):
And it got to the point where I said, we
can no longer be friends because you stepped over that boundary.
And Sheldon wasn't comfortable and I wasn't comfortable. And the
saddest part is that we were so close, we were
such good friends, and we haven't talked since. But I mean,
you know, he originally did something he probably shouldn't have done.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Wow, that sounds serious. Yeah, yeah, what if it's just
through a life of separation. I have a friend who
had a cousin in the family and they haven't seen
this cousin in a long time. And then out of nowhere,
they said, let's call them see if he wants to
come over. And the guy said, you know what, let's
let's just stay away from each other for good. We

(01:44:24):
really have nothing in common.

Speaker 7 (01:44:26):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
I mean you could easily just say no, I'm busy.

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But no, it was like,
we have nothing in common. I really don't have any
any room in my heart or in my head for you.
I'm so busy, So let's not worry about it. Let's
just agree to go separate ways.

Speaker 7 (01:44:42):
I think that would definitely happen.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
We definitely could, and and it is kind of a
clean way of taking care of it, like okay, done.

Speaker 12 (01:44:48):
It is And I think at certain points in your
life you do have less in common with people that
you had things in common with at one point. If
you have kids and they don't, or if you know
they move and you don't. I mean, there's all the
things that happen in life.

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:03):
I have a list of people I want to do
this too, would you and none of them are in
this room. You could make a phone call for me.
This is one of those things in life. I mean,
do you really I don't know, do you really want
to cut cut it off cleanly like that? And but
then you never have to worry about it again, or

(01:45:23):
you feel like a schmuck. You're like, man, never mind,
I'll just I'll just run away from them every time
they text me.

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Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then, say peace, out of everybody

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
Piece out of my body.