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November 27, 2023 111 mins
Is the Monday after Thanksgiving too late to eat leftovers?! We’re back from our Thanksgiving break talking all about what happened during our week with family and friends! Producer Sam’s little sister got engaged, Danielle visited her son in England and Elvis spent his holiday with Uncle Johnny! We’re debating how long we can hold onto our Thanksgiving leftovers and how much we spent on Black Friday. Plus, we’re playing a 5 second game and leaving to go on a Norwegian Cruise for a night right after the show! Also, Andrew’s stop was skipped in a ride-share and he got stuck an hour away from home at 2am!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ring.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, I'm in here with you, Peter.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
She's absolutely ready to go back to work.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Shut up, get to work, Elsie in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
All right, we'll get back to work, bitch. We're back here,
we are, welcome back to reality. Hi Danielle, good morning,
Hi Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
How you doing?

Speaker 6 (00:31):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (00:31):
I'm doing so well?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Think you scary? Come morring here? Sctty scary. There's a
well look it's straight in eight. I see Scotty B
and Master Control.

Speaker 8 (00:41):
I see uh the producer, Sam High producer Sam, good morning, and.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Funky Froggy, Hi Froggy, how you doing? Good morning? All
this so good, welcome, Welcome back, guys. We're thinking. Yeah,
it's time. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna play Christmas music.
And if you don't like it, that's that's your that's
your fault. What do you think? Jonas Brothers, Wait, let's
do it. Oh, this is great? All right, come on,
get in this speriod. There don't be a bohum bug

(01:07):
Ebenezer Scrooge.

Speaker 9 (01:09):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
It contains all the elements of a really great Christmas song.
Jonahs Brothers love them. Yeah, okay, now what are we
gonna play? Come on? Let's stack him up and just
play them all today. Let's get him out. Do we
have a first caller of the day. Yes, it's Shane
and Bunker Hill, Indiana. Let's go talk to Shane in
Bunker Hill, Indiana. Hey, Shane, welcome to Monday. How you feeling?

Speaker 10 (01:33):
Hey, Hello ladies, how are you guys?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hello lady, we're okay. You know, we survived the holiday
and now we're moving on to another one to try
to survive. I think that's why how it works these days.

Speaker 10 (01:43):
I wanted to be the first one to wish you
guys an early merry Christmas since you started it out
with the first Christmas song for the season.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Thank you, Shane, Thank you so much. So how was
your Thanksgiving? Was it a success? How'd you do?

Speaker 10 (01:56):
Hey? It was real good. We had the kids over,
we had the grand baby. Uh, we had the Saint Bernard,
so we had we had a great time.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
All good. You know that's the thing about Saint Bernards.
Do they still use them up in the in the Alps?
When they carry that that barrel of whiskey around their neck?

Speaker 11 (02:13):
Man?

Speaker 10 (02:13):
I hope not, because let me tell you well, actually
it's funny. We go to the pet store from time
to time, and I put her a jug on there
and they asked me, they say, well, what's in the jug?
And I always tell them, well, I'm a preacher, So
I got communion juice. I got there you go from there?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
There you go with.

Speaker 10 (02:33):
Yeah, I want to let you guys know I really
appreciate you guys and your life and just want to
let you know that I love you and.

Speaker 8 (02:38):
The Lord loves you.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, thank you Shane. That is we're not used to
compliments that deep in that profound. Thank you so much.
And what do we have for Shane? We got to
send them something.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Well, you know, Shane really kicked off our holiday season here,
and so I think we've got to give him five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
Yeah, Wow, you guys didn't have to do that. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, you know, we appreciate you listening, Shane. And it
is music next season, as you know. Thanks for friends
with Musenex. Five hundred dollars on the way, and Marry
Christmas to you, Shane. Thanks for being a part of
our family.

Speaker 10 (03:15):
Hey God bless you guys.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh, thank you so much. Hold on one second, Oh
how nice nice? Huy I know we're not used to
people being nice.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
This is kind of weird, so awkward, but anyway, Shane,
it's honored to have you here. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi and then
we roll on with today. So much going on, Gandhi,
Where do you want to start?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
All right, let's start in Vermont. Political leaders are discussing
Saturday nights shooting in Vermont of three students of Palestinian descent.
Burlington police say their investigation is still in the earliest
stages and have not publicly said if they have a motive.
Authorities have not indicated whether or not they're calling it
a hate crime. The Council on American Islamic Relations announced

(03:55):
it's offering a ten thousand dollars reward for the arrest
and conviction of the perpetrator or perpetrators. Vermont Senator Bernie
Sanders called the shooting shocking and deeply upsetting, and added
hate has no place here or anywhere. The former Minnesota
police officer who was convicted of killing George Floyd is
expected to survive after he was stabbed in prison. Derek
Chauvin is currently serving over twenty years in a federal

(04:17):
prison for Floyd's murder in Minneapolis back in twenty twenty.
He was seriously injured Friday after being stabbed by another inmate.
And finally, right now, how many of us have tabs
open for Cyber Monday shopping? Danielle?

Speaker 12 (04:30):
Now, actually not yet, O Elvis does I'm in?

Speaker 7 (04:33):
I'm on?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I started my coffee and boom, I'm in.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Well, apparently Black Friday stores, the in store sales were up,
but they say the majority of spending on Black Friday
also came from online sales that drove an increase for
the year. E Commerce spending on Black Friday this year
jumped seven point five percent from last year, with five
point three billion dollars in sales coming from mobile shopping.
Of course, we're going to see the numbers for Cyber

(04:59):
Monday tomorrow, but apparently there are a lot of great deals,
so Elvis are.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Doing the right thing and those Yes, you know, my
two tabs are open right now. One socks I need
socks and the other one is bear repellent. Oh well,
you know you never can be too careful with the
bears hanging around. Anyway, was that said you guys, ready
for your Monday. Yeah, okay, here we go. Oh there

(05:25):
goes Elvis.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
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Speaker 4 (05:28):
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Speaker 1 (05:45):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hey, got that right. We are back and we're in action. Baby.
Lots to do today, and you know what, we have
a fun show tomorrow morning. We are live from Norwegian
and Viva. Are we not?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yes, yeah, yeah, we're flying to Miami.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
We're gonna get you know what. I broke many many
bottles of booze in college, but you know this one's worthwhile.
As we break it across the Bow and Christen Viva,
it's gonna be a big party and we'll take you
there live twenty four hours from right now. It is
Museniks season. We're talking during the song about Danielle's mom.
She got hit hard, right.

Speaker 12 (06:22):
Oh, the poor thing. Like, first of all, everyone's coughing
on all the airplanes now, so this is not a
good thing. I want to give everybody musin X while
I was there, just pass it out to everybody. But
she got a bad cold and a bad cough, you know,
the last day of our trip. Thank goodness for musin
X because that is the only thing keeping her afloat
right now, right well, our friends feel better.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Our friend Shane we were speaking to a few moments ago.
Give them five hundred dollars. Things to musa X. I
love musin X. It's MUSINEX. Kickstart if you really want
to just kick hitting the butt, that jolt, that kickstart
for your day when you wake up. Because when you
wake up the morning and you have that mus and
XU need me, I know you need to get your
day started. You got stuff to do. So cold and

(07:01):
flu relief starts with a kick. Thanks for our friends
at musine Next, use as directed. There you have it.
Tell your mom to use as directed. And now let's
talk about you flying back all the way from England
and the lady behind you was just spraying you with
her cough okay.

Speaker 12 (07:13):
So it wasn't even like she was trying to hide it,
you know, or going in her like arm or her hand.
She was all out behind us coughing like this. I
wish people could see my visual and it was just
highing everywhere. I saw the guy to my left put
his mask on. I had my mask on. The kid

(07:34):
next to me. I'm like this is crazy. I'm like,
this is just and I you know, me trying like wow,
people are just so rude, like speaking really.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Loud, and that's gonna change it, right? Do you think
that coughing lady is gonna be like, oh I am
being rude. I should put my mask on. No, she didn't,
not at all.

Speaker 12 (07:52):
She didn't care. I'm like, this is insane. I'm like,
this is insane. But and then when we got off
the plane, we were in line with her to get
like your passports, checks and everything, and she's still coughing
away in the line, not covering her mouth, going about
her business. I mean, maybe she wasn't sick. Maybe it
was asthma, so maybe that's why she wasn't covering her mouth.
But it's still not a nice thing to do.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, no, no, if you're spraying everyone with your spittle.
This is not good.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's not nice. Be more aware, I mean, stop being
a that's just like a rude jackass move.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
For sure, you know, and like you can't help it
if something comes over you or you're a little you
know whatever and you have to cough.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
But cover it up, man, Yeah, cover it up, all right? Yeah.
Traveling it's a lot of fun. We'll be traveling together
in just a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Who's the lucky when they gets to sit next to me?
Is it you, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
No, it's Nate.

Speaker 12 (08:42):
So excited.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Why do you guys hate sitting next to me on
a plane? I have fought time?

Speaker 7 (08:47):
What's she doing?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
What are you thinking about?

Speaker 7 (08:49):
What are you thinking about? What's eating? Can I have enough?

Speaker 13 (08:53):
You're just as bad as my mom.

Speaker 12 (08:54):
My mom, I'm out cold, and she's like, hey, they're
serving food.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do you want some?

Speaker 12 (08:59):
Mom? I'm sleeping, I know, but you're gonna miss the meal.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
If you shut your eyes and you just hear, are
you sleeping?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
This has been This has been my mo s himself
as a kid, I love sitting next to people on
airplanes and irritating the living crab by them. That's what
I do. It's part of my makeup. If there's so many.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Other wonderful people on that plane, maybe talk to a
stranger and figure out their story.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
No, no, no, you know somebody you to talk to
would be great. No no, no, no no. I would never
bother a stranger. Some home people I know.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
If I'm sitting next to a stranger, I don't want
any communication whatsoever. All right, let's get into the horsecopes. Producer, Sam,
what's you have for dinner last night? Oh? Say you go?

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Ooh ooh?

Speaker 13 (09:42):
I had like this coconut cauliflower curry. It was so
delicious delight. I didn't even come up for air, it
was just gone.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It does sound pretty awesome, all right. Who you're doing
your horse gupes.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
With today's very special birthday. I feel like only Gandhi
can deliver.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Oh all right. If you celebrated birthday today November twenty seventh,
you are celebrating with oh nine Hey Jo love Bill
nine say guy?

Speaker 13 (10:04):
All right.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Capricorn, savor your small victories. They are stepping stones to
greater achievements. Your day is a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Embrace the recent change it's the universe nudging you towards growth.

Speaker 13 (10:13):
Your day's a five Ices.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Your intuition is a powerful guide, trust it to lead
you through the day.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Your day is an eight Airies. Today's full of potentials,
so keep an eye open. Your day's a ten Taurus.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Your steadfast nature will help you navigate any challenge today.

Speaker 13 (10:26):
Your day is a nine Gemini.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Communication opens doors, so don't be afraid to express your thoughts.

Speaker 13 (10:30):
Your day's a sex Cancer.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Nurture in your dreams today plants the seeds for tomorrow's joy.
Your day is a nine Leo.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Shine brightly today your light inspires others to find their own.

Speaker 13 (10:40):
Your day's an eighth Virgo.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Organize and prioritize for the week. Clarity brings peace of mind.

Speaker 13 (10:45):
Your day is a six, hey, Libra.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Balance comes from understanding, so seek it both in speaking
and in listening. Scop Oh, sorry, your day's a nine
and I cut you off.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Scorpio. The depth of your emotions is your greatest strength. Today.
Your day is a seven.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
And finally, Sagittarius, events dr wait, so be open to
the new experiences.

Speaker 13 (11:02):
Your days an eight, and those are your Monday morning
horoscopes eankscellent.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right, Danielle's first report of the day. On the way,
are you in the Are you doing the Disney story?

Speaker 12 (11:11):
Of course there was a streaker a Disneyland. All right,
we're going to talk about post Malone like we didn't
know a country album was on the way, but it's
official now.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh excellent, that and more on the way. Elvis d
He real name Elvis Beyonce Marshall, Medis Durn.

Speaker 14 (11:29):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis d Wren in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm just online looking at pictures of Norwegian Cruise Lines Viva,
where we will be doing our show tomorrow morning, as
we prepare to crack the bottle over the bow and welcome,
Welcome her to service. And then you know, in the
background they're building more beautiful ships Norwegian. We love them.
We live being a part of the family. So we'll
be live aboard Viva tomorrow morning.

Speaker 12 (11:58):
I want to be a part of one of the
ships that's not done yet, and I want to do
a live broadcast from right in the center while there's
all construction going on.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, let me know how that works out for you, Okay,
I mean no, Froggy's Froggy has visited the shipyard where
they build these ships. It's pretty crazy how they build
these things, right, it is it really is cool.

Speaker 15 (12:18):
I went to see Bliss and Bliss was being built
in Germany and it is a full on like a
city being constructed. It is a it's unreal to watch
them work. But the way they put it together, where
they build it and put them all together and just
it was fascinating to watch.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow, I can't wait to be on board for a broadcast. Daniel.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if if you want to
do that.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What's up, Nate?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
It is kind of mind boggling. Think about it. It's
a building that's floating and can go from one place
to another. Like it's just think about it, like it'll
blow your mind that this thing was created, this massive
thing that runs and goes from one place to another.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's insane.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yep, it's mind blown, mind blown, Nate. Crazy, Yes, my
mind is blown. It is kind of crazy. And then
there's a casino on board. It's the whole thing. It's like,
my god, well that's the cool thing. It's going to
go into international waters tonight so we can gamble.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
That was yeah, we were told yesterday make sure you
bring your passports. Why where are we going? We're going
up to international waters. Bring here passports and your wads
of cash. Here we go. So anyway, so we'll be
live on EVA tomorrow morning. Let's go, Danielle. Let's get
you going here. I had so much to you must
start with Disney.

Speaker 12 (13:34):
Yes, let's go.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, what's the story because I haven't heard the full
story yet.

Speaker 12 (13:37):
So a straker stripped down at Disneyland and started crawling
all over the place during the It's a Small World ride.
This was while people were stuck inside their boats staring
at this guy. From the pictures in the video, it
looks like he kept his underwear on for the most
part until like when he got back outside. But the
videos are insane and people start telling him, you're gonna

(14:01):
get in a lot of trouble. You need to be
careful like people from the ride. But he didn't care.
He was just crawling all over the place, and you know,
it was crazy. Could you imagine so much?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Was he like hanging out with the animatronic things?

Speaker 12 (14:14):
Yeah he was, Yeah, he was messing with the animatronics
all kinds of stuff, crawling like at one point he's like,
it looks like he's sitting in a boat. He's sitting
like in the middle of Thailand and like just like
you know, hanging out. I mean, it's just insane.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Who's whose computers on? Someone's talking? I heard it too, Yeah, someone's.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Phone is talking. Well anyway, no is it?

Speaker 9 (14:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
But here's the thing. If you've ridden, it's a small world,
you know what I'm talking about. That's it's one of
the oldest rides at Disney, right right, And they say
that when they turn the music off, you can hear
those old things like clapping and clack like because you
know they're moving around and they're not They're not very
you know, modern, these these moving animals or people from

(14:59):
around the world, right, yeah, but they I just see
that guy rolling around naked, hanging out with those so crazy.

Speaker 12 (15:06):
He was in the wrong one. He had his underwear
and he belonged like the Jungle Cruise, like the Jungle Blae.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
God, he looked his underwear on because you would get
a lot of trouble naked around all these kids.

Speaker 12 (15:14):
Well, I think he took his underwear off when he
got like nearer to the outside of the ride or something.
They were saying, Okay, yeah, but all the videos I'm saying,
it looks like he has his as my dad would say,
moodon days on. All right, So we knew Post Malone
was gonna do this. He's been hinting at it for
a while. Had a little performance on the CMA Awards
earlier this month. It is official. He is giving us

(15:36):
a country music album Frog. How excited are you?

Speaker 15 (15:39):
No, I think it's awesome. I love all these people
trying to come over to the country. I think it's great.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Nice.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
So's going on?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, no, no, no, don't leave Post Bolone yet.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You know Fountain Blue in South Florida, they always announced
every year who they were big act for New Year's
Eve is going to be Oh yeah, well and now
the brand new Fountain Blue Las Vegas New Year's Eve weekend,
it's going to be host Malone.

Speaker 12 (16:00):
Oh that's cool. That's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
How cool is that? If you want to win a trip,
Big Daddy can make it happen for you. You get
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and sign up now for your your weekend New Year's

(16:24):
Eve Weekend with post Malone at Founta Blue, Las Vegas
at Elvis Durand dot com.

Speaker 13 (16:27):
Back to you, Thank you so.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
Jellyrowl had a little problem over Thanksgiving week and he
promised his wife that he would deliver the best dressing
that he could find for Thanksgiving dinner, and then it
slipped his mind, so he jumped to social media. He
asked for help. He asked if any of the fans
had a connection with his favorite restaurant. He said, look,
I need two pans of Bars Music City Soul Food

(16:50):
dressing for my family on Thanksgiving. I will give one
thousand dollars for two pans. You know, if anybody at
the restaurant will do this for me. And he got
his dressing and the restaurant was very happy because he
gave great attention to the restaurant talking about how amazing
that their dressing has been, so a lot of people
are gonna want to try it now. So that's pretty cool,

(17:11):
Margot Robbie says, yeah, guys, I don't think of Barbie
two is gonna happen. I think we put everything we
had into the first one. The director put everything into
this movie, so I cannot even imagine what we would
do next. Ozzy Osbourne says that he is about ten
more years to live at best. That's what he thinks.
He says that he wants to give his fans one

(17:31):
final show. He just had his fourth surgery from a
fall he took back in twenty nineteen, and he says
he just wants to say goodbye to the fans because
he's never been able to do that, and then he
can go a happy man. So that is his plan.
We'll see it. That weird, I know, is that crazy.

Speaker 13 (17:47):
To talk like that.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think I have about ten years left. Yeah stuff, Yeah,
said Ozzy Osbourne, Right, all right.

Speaker 12 (17:55):
Paul Rudd's diet was so restrictive for ant Man, that's
sparkling water was considered a treat. Oh that's insane, That's
absolutely insane. And have you guys been watching squid Game
the Challenge on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Everyone's loving it?

Speaker 12 (18:10):
Okay, so I haven't, but I heard people love it
but they're getting sued already. So you know the green
Light Red Light green Light game, Apparently they had people
standing out in really cold temperatures for seven hours. That's
how long it took for that game to be complete.
People were claiming hypothermia, nerve damage, a whole bunch of stuff.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
So apparently something's gonna happen. They did in the original,
and to.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
Be honest, I'm guessing they had to sign a lot
of paperwork. So I'm not sure how far this is
gonna go, but we'll see what happens. All right, what
are we watching Vikings and the Bears tonight for some football?
You've got the Voice the Winkets Link Holiday Special. Now,
we all watched a bunch of good stuff over the
Thanksgiving break. I know Leo with Adam Sandler is a
lot of people's favorite.

Speaker 7 (18:53):
Oh good, guys, I.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Gotta tell you. Everyone listening before the show started, Danielle
and Gandhi went crazy talking about this Leo thing.

Speaker 12 (19:01):
Oh my, she was texting me about it over the holiday,
that's how much she loved it.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Loved it.

Speaker 13 (19:06):
It's great.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
It's a cartoon, but it's so wonderful and uplifting and
just awesome, especially right around now.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's great.

Speaker 12 (19:12):
Best Christmas ever with Brandy on Netflix. That's a new one.
It's very cheesy, but if you love those cheesy Christmas movies,
you're gonna love it, because I did. And then I
watched some old ones. Daddy's Home Too, which is my
absolute favorite Christmas movie of all time. It's just so
fan freakantastic.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
That sounds very hallmarky, it's so good.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
Yeah. The Holiday from two thousand and six with Cameron
Diaz and Jude Law and Four Christmases from two thousand
and eight with Vince Vaughan and Reese Witherspoon. All fantastic
Christmas movies if you want that cheese factor.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
And that's my Hey, shame on you for not talking
about Share in the Macy's Thanksgiving paro.

Speaker 12 (19:46):
Hello, I'm so sorry. Share is in the Mazy's Thanksgiving Parade.
Go ahead, Elvis fabulous.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I was standing ovation right there in my kitchen, like, yeah, Share, I.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
See something else happened in your kitchen when you saw her?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh I craped my pants?

Speaker 13 (20:00):
What well?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
That literally, that's just like it's a figure of speech.
I was so excited to see Share, And of course
you know if you're watching Macy's Parade on on NBC,
like I've been watching since I was a kid, right, yeah,
they they are great at the tees, the art of
the tees and coming up. Share performs live on the
blah blah blah, and you know, then an hour later

(20:24):
she's still not there. I'm like, come on, So finally Share.
That was just amazing. It was don't get me started.
I think we're gonna play the Share song in a
few minutes. I'm kind of excited about that. Also, as
you know, we sort of did a debut with Jimmy
Fallon and Megan Trainer with his Christmas song. We got
to play that. So we've got a lot of stuff
to do today we do. Are you guys still eating
your Thanksgiving and your leftovers?

Speaker 7 (20:45):
I brought some back on the plane with me.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Okay, well Thanksgiving was what four days ago? Yeah, it's
it's been about four days since Thanksgiving. Lots of people
still have leftovers in the fridge. Seven percent of us
say they're still eating their leftovers. Food scientists say you
should wrap it up today.

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Oh boy, I thought a week today.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Well these are the scientists.

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Well, the scientists are wrong.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
They say, put together one last meal or pack it
up in the freezer. Everything else should be tossed after today.
They recommend throwing out refrigerated leftovers after three to four days.
If they're kept in the freezer, they can stay good
for three or four months. Right, So, I don't know
if do you still have stuff in your fridge, Danielle,
you weren't even here. You didn't have food.

Speaker 12 (21:32):
No, we had Thanksgiving there, We actually did. I'll tell
you about that later, But no, I didn't bring home
any leftovers.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Obviously, scary still to eating your leftovers.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
I still have stuffing left and I saw on TikTok
you could turn that into waffles. You know, you could
just spread this stuffing on the waffle iron and I
think you'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
The waffle iron that guarantees freshness, It sure does. You know,
waffle irons are fun. You could do You can do that.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You could also put hash browns in your waffle iron.
The waffle irons are so versatile. I love them. This
is the most boring show ever. So, I mean, Nate
always says, if you just heat it up, it'll be fine.
It's not all. No, it doesn't always kill all the
Jersey I grew up.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I remember when my dad, who drove a semi, he
had a sandwich that had been in his truck for
probably three weeks and it wimmy, and he's like, just
throw it in the microwave.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
We know, by the way, By the way, microwave is
not the way you killed Microwaves don't kill it like
like real flame. You know, there's a difference. Didn't have
access to that in a truck stop, so.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
We did what we had to do.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
But I always feel like, if you heat up anything enough,
it'll be fine, it'll kill whatever's on there.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Well, that's not true.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
There's this there's this fatal thing going around. Is it
called right right leftover rice syndrome or something like that. Yeah,
they're saying that because of the starchiness of the rice
and if you leave it out long enough, it gets
it grows this bacteria which cannot be killed by heat
right and you could die. Are you looking at up?

Speaker 7 (23:08):
People have died from it. Yes, it's called price syndrome syndrome.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, so it startsy foods like rice or potatoes or anything,
and everything from Thanksgiving probably falls under that. Category. Oh
all right, hopeful to go. I know, happy Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1 (24:56):
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Speaker 2 (24:58):
I love this text that just came through. I found
my original first generation iPhone cleaning out an old desk.
I found an old charging cable. I charged it up
and turned it right on. The only problems I couldn't
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(25:21):
nineteen years old, my late father and mother everything in between.
I've been feeling pretty down lately, and this was the
lift I needed to keep chugging along. Thank you for listening.
I have a great day. God bless you. Can you
imagine opening up an old phone and finding stuff from
twenty years ago?

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Oh, that'd be awesome or terrible?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I don't know. I don't know. I think it'd be
kind of great. I mean it's it's like, what do
they call them when you build a building and you
put a time capsule, a digital time capsule. I love that. Hey,
how many of you saw Dolly parton halftime at the
Cowboys game?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yes, she's awesome. What'd you think of her? Frog?

Speaker 15 (26:04):
I thought it was awesome. She really was just I mean,
she's on right.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
It was.

Speaker 15 (26:08):
It was so good. I'm like, okay, I've got to
see how old Dolly is. I went and looked it
up and I'm like, wow, she is killing it.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
She's a vampire.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
She's a vampire.

Speaker 13 (26:17):
Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
And she was wearing you know, the Dallas Cowboy uniform,
and she looked great. She and cher are both seventy
seven years old. I think, wow, I know they look great. Also,
Gandhi announced to the room a few moments ago something
that she has accomplished never before in her life, and
she she's proud of it. Tell her from what you did.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Yeah, I brought it with me to show and tell
the class. This is the moment I became an adult.
I made it all the way to the end of
a chapstick without losing it. Here's the whole thing. Look
at that.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
It's an empty chapstick cylinder.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (26:56):
This is amazing to me.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
That is a major accomplishment. Thank you, Congress. Las Uh,
there's daniel daniel Did you see Dolly Parton at all?
We can't. She's off.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Okay's the problem, I think.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Okay, well, we'll get that fixed. Let's play this game.
Lets say I don't want to play a game without Danielle.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
Danielle, I'm so good at this entertaining.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Are we working to get her microphone back on?

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Thinks it looks like she's doing an unplugged and resets?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
All right, she's under the hood. All right, Well, what
is this game that you found?

Speaker 7 (27:26):
All right? This game is called five second Rule, and
this is the uncensored adult version of the game. There's
obviously like a nicer version, but it gives you basically
a prompt and then you have five seconds to name
three things that would answer the prompt. So an example, Froggy,
this would be for you. Are you ready? Yeah, name

(27:47):
three things? Do you have the timer?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Scary?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Okay? Named three? Name three things that you think of
when you hear the word moist.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Cod kigs, vomit, and I can't say that.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Loses. Sorry, sorry, But the thing is, there really are
no right and wrong answers that are given to you
in the game, so people can say things and I
think it should then go to a panel of judges
to decide whether they were valid or not.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, then Froggy gave us cupcake. We all think that's
that should be moist, right, yeah?

Speaker 13 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
And what was your second one?

Speaker 7 (28:24):
Vomit? I mean, I guess you wouldn't puke up something dry,
but like.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Turkey. Turkey is a good one.

Speaker 12 (28:36):
Yeah, turkey should be moist.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
The timer's over. You can't you can't give us a sorry, yeah,
I was thinking of wound. Give me another, give me
another one.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
This one's for you, Elvis. Okay, name three celebrities you
wish had a leaked sex tape.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Oh, all of them, every last one of them.

Speaker 12 (29:02):
Dolly Carton, Jonah.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Joe Jonahs. You see, elite sex tape is not the
same as like a nude photo, but it's it's them
in the you know, in the in action, right, God,
I don't know. I thought you're gonna ask me the
other one. The movie titles.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Oh we could do that one too.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Five seconds the clock?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (29:27):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Name three porn titles, real or made up?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay? On Golden Blonde when Harry wet Sally.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
Those were good on your way.

Speaker 12 (29:41):
It's hard to do three.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Sequels, cat, because I would have just gone like north
Pole one, two, three, four, five six, you know what?

Speaker 13 (29:48):
That would go to the judgment, not Horrod.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Verry Hotter in the Sorcerllor's Bone.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Did you see that?

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Mean?

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah? I do another one. Now, what's it's called? Five seconds?

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Five second rule?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay? Five second rule?

Speaker 7 (30:05):
All right? Who's this one going to? I don't know,
Just choose some, all right, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Danielle.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Name three signs that someone is still a virgin?

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Oh geez, they can't move, they can't dance, you can't kiss,
you know, what.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Like, you know, like moving like you know, Yeah, they
have no moves. You're in you know there's a rhythm.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
They don't know. Would you not be able to tell?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (30:40):
Maybe go to the channel of judges.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I would say, like a gynecologist, you know, I don't know.
Maybe I don't know. Yeah, are you ready? Oh god, yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Name three terrible places to lose your virginity?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh, behind a dumpster?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Uh, in a dumpster, in an emergency room.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Good answers, but only.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Two behind a dumpster, in a dumpster, underneath a dumpster.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
This this is all dumpster. All right, Let's bring this
back and we maybe'll open it up so someone outside
the room can call in and do this in a
few minutes. We'll do it in a few minutes, I promise.
We do have a Hello fresh free money phone tap
on the way worth one thousand dollars. H If you

(31:42):
read sex in a dumpster?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
No, why would you waitt to what was your other one?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Emergency room?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I just was you know, the timer was counting down?
All right? We okay, we'll play this again on the.

Speaker 13 (31:57):
Come again.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
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Speaker 1 (32:18):
Fdic elvisterran in the Morning Show, you know, what does.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
It really matter that it's Cyber Monday. I mean, we
just had Black Friday where they say small Business Saturday,
in Small Business Saturday, which I love, I support that,
but Friday was Black Friday and they're saying Americans spent
almost ten billion dollars online buying stuff, and then today
Cyber Monday.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's like it's all year round.

Speaker 11 (32:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
You don't have to have a day, do you.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
I mean the sales are big muscling in on Cyber
Monday too, because everything went on sale online on Black Friday.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Right, It's great.

Speaker 12 (32:54):
Yeah, places do it a long time ahead, like I
was getting Black Friday deals like weeks go, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Like seriously, well, I know when we're flying down to
Miami today. I'll be on my phone shopping. Yes, it
just seems like the most boogie of bougie things when
I'm not, you know, bothering Nate sitting next to me.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Hey, you know, I'm gonna turn the tables. I'm gonna
bother the hell out of you this entire time.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Hey, do another drink. You're gonna finish at Hamburger.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
They give you an opportunity to go online and choose
your meal, and I just you know, you know me,
I I'm trying to try not to eat meals on planes.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I just don't think it's good. Am I the only one?
Or do you guys love it?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
I get so excited.

Speaker 12 (33:37):
I'm like, yeah, plays Bobby Flay the other day that
told us not to do that.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Said not to eat the prepared meals on Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Anyway, So it's but Nate says, we're going down. See,
we're going down to Miami today and we're coming back
tomorrow night. So it's just like a turnaround thing. Nate
is bringing that one hoodie that he's wearing right now,
and he just got yogurt Oliver it. When you're peeling
back the seal and the yogurt just it's so gross.

(34:09):
It's like a bird flow over and yeah you've had
that right, Like, yeah, there's some sort of pressure build
up in there. Yeah, there's some sort of Yeah, there's
some sort of and it just shoots out of there,
like I know, I know. Thank you. That was very vivid.
Are we gonna do this five this five seconds thing again?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (34:29):
I think we should.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, if we could get get it contestant right now, Okay,
then we can do it right in this break. Well well, no,
we're not gonna have time. Then that makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, Well I mean yeah, okay, I'm glad we could
just work all this out before we came on the air.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Anyway, I can give you guys a couple in the
room if you want them.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yes, I want to play.

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Again, Okay, okay, okay, let's give this one to Scotty
b Oh okay, are you there?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, unless someone's already on the phone, just let me
know if you find someone here.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
We go.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Okay, Scotty, be in five seconds. I need you to
name three things you do under a blanket.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Oh my god, that thing, fart and uh sleep.

Speaker 16 (35:13):
Okay, okay, that's good, but wait, wait, wait, hold on
that thing, the thing, the thing you know. Okay, the judges,
I'm showing you what I do under the blanket.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
All right, I guess that works.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Okay, all right, that's that was good, all judges, we're in. Yeah,
I've got Carmen online too. Let's let's get someone outside
the circle. Get a good one for Carmen. Hi, Carmen,
Good morning all, Good morning five. The official title is
five second, second second rule. I love this game.

Speaker 13 (35:48):
Yes, yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
There are no right or wrong enters unless we the judges. Fine,
they're wrong, So here we go. All right, Carmen, are
you ready?

Speaker 8 (35:57):
I'm ready?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Okay, Carmen and five seconds. Name three things women lie about?

Speaker 8 (36:04):
Oh, money, bill and sex?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, okay, what do you mean?

Speaker 7 (36:15):
I guess I would need clarification, Like, what do you mean? People?
They lie about sex and lie about money. So money
is like saving on the side and not tell him.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Put it on the side.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Okay, Bill, you charge it on his card but not
tell him and he won't.

Speaker 13 (36:30):
Okay, you lie that it was good, but really wasn't good.

Speaker 12 (36:39):
I would have said for sex, women lie how many
partners they've had?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Number Carmen's good. Carmen's good. You want to roll another one?
Roll another one? All right?

Speaker 7 (36:50):
This is going to take some creativity on your part, Carmen.
In five seconds, give me three different distinct fart noises.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh my god, poop. I am totally lost.

Speaker 17 (37:11):
That one.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
What were her three answers? Officially? Poop?

Speaker 7 (37:16):
I heard poop? And then were we right? Was that
what you did, Carmen?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I had to do it fast. I couldn't think of
anything at a moment.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Okay, okay, I know we had some good ones in
the room.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah, oh god, okay, thank you Scarrie.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
All right, all right, Carmen, this is so stupid. Okay,
in five seconds, name three places a bad smell may
come from.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
The bathroom, A movie, Peter, and.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
So close. I was gonna say, a butt, A scary
scaries breath. What are you for, Carmen. Don't you have
something for Carmen? Yeah, we do. We've got some money

(38:22):
thanks to Mama Mancini Danielle. Talk about them meatballs.

Speaker 12 (38:26):
Oh my gosh. So the other day before we left
for England, I threw together, you know, some pasta, but
it was missing something. And my husband always likes to
have some meat with it. So I looked in the
freezer and I found my mama man Senia meatballs, and
I used the sauce and the meatballs and they were
delicious and he loved it. So it's very happy they
kind of rescued me the other day.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
You know, meatballs take a long time to make, but
if they're already in the freezer for you, you're like boom,
you're in. Yeah, thank you, Mama Mancini, thank you. We
love our meatballs.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
And thanks to them, you're getting five hundred dollars here.
It is five hundred dollars cash for you. Carmen.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Oh, thank you so much. Everyone.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're so welcome, and spend it wisely. Hold on one second,
and thanks for playing with us. What are you saying? Scary?
This song has a fart sound to it?

Speaker 11 (39:15):
Song?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Is that the name of it?

Speaker 2 (39:18):
The party song? Man? I wish my fart sound like this? Melodic? Guys,
all right, we gotta get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi. We have your one thousand dollars. Hello,
fresh free money phone tap on the way, So hang
on all right, Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (39:34):
All right? The families of three twenty year old Palestinian
Americans shot in Vermont say they were the victims of
a hate crime. The investigation is still in its initial phases,
and police are saying they are not sure what the
motive was just yet. A suspect was arrested Sunday near
the scene of the attack. He's identified as a forty
eight year old white male said to have opened fire
on the group he is not saying a word, or

(39:56):
who were not saying a word as they just walked
down the street. Long Island Republican Congressman George Santos says
that he expects to be expelled from Congress, and it
could happen as soon as this week. A House ethics
committee said that it found evidence Santos used his campaign
funds for personal use, violated other laws, and light about

(40:17):
his education. He went on a rant on ex formerly
known as Twitter over the holiday weekend. His reply to
all of this, he says his colleagues are hypocrites, they
get drunk, and that Congress is full of felons. Okay, okay.
He's also facing federal wire fraud and money laundering charges,
all of which he denies, and finally, parts of the

(40:38):
country are going to see extremely cold weather this week.
We know people are coming back from the Thanksgiving holiday,
if they're not already back in the Great Lakes region,
below average temperatures will trigger lake effects. Snow and travel
could be dangerous in parts of the Midwest into the Northeast.
Heavy rain also possible along the Gulf Coast and mid
Atlantic all the way into New England. And those are
your three things.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Thank you, Gandhi.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
dan in the Morning.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Show about to give you a thousand dollars free money
phone tap thanks to HelloFresh. By the way, we're about
to play one of our favorites of all time from Danielle,
a perfect holiday phone tap. And when we played it
originally years and years ago, he got a ton of
positive feedback. So we're gonna play that in a couple
of seconds. Hang on, Gandhi, this is Art Show Week.

(41:33):
How excited are you? Thursday night in a gallery in
Manhattan something a scene we've only seen in movies, like
they go to these artie fartsy art galleries. You're being
featured in an art gallery and we're all gonna come
to your party Thursday. I'm so excited.

Speaker 7 (41:48):
I can't wait. I'm so excited, and I love you
guys all for coming because I know Thursday nights for
us could be kind of tough. So thank you. Very excited,
and I'm trying to make it a point to not
have a stuffy, fan schmancy art show. We're gonna have
a party. It's gonna be booze and food and a
DJ and maybe some other stuff that I want to
surprise you with. I don't know. I can't wait.

Speaker 12 (42:10):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Yeah, so really, I'm just having a big ass party,
and I'm so excited for you guys to come.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
We're so excited for you.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
On Thanksgiving, Alex's mom had spent the night with us,
and she stayed in the guest bedroom where your art
is featured in our house, and I was I looked
at it, I went, I am still in love with it.
By the way, it's so beautiful, and I was like,
I started thinking, my god, my girl, She's got an
art gallery opening Thursday. This is crazy.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
I can't believe it. I'm stunned myself, and I'm so excited,
and I love all again. I wouldn't be able to
have or wouldn't have been able to do any of
this without you, guys. You've been so supportive and amazing,
and our listeners are amazing and it's just like weirdly
enough and as stupid as it sounds, it's a dream
come true. And I love you guys so much. I'm
so excited. I can't wait. We're gonna party guys.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
So, Danielle, what are you wearing Thursday night?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
I think I'm good.

Speaker 12 (43:01):
I have a jacket that I've worn to a jingle
ball before or an iHeart event. It has like all
black like lines on it. It's kind of cool and abstract.
I think I'm gonna wear that.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Why is it when we go to we think about
going to an art gallery opening, you must wear all black.

Speaker 12 (43:15):
Actually white and black.

Speaker 8 (43:16):
I think.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Okay, okay, this is the number one question I'm getting
from everybody. What do we wear? And it is a
gallery hop night, you wear whatever you want. It's straight
art guys. Don't worry. You don't have to wear black,
you don't have to get dressed up. I'm going to
be as colorful as possible because it's again, it's going
to be a party and it's.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
So wild, so excited.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
What else happened last week? I mean we were out
for the week. I know, Danielle and her family went
to England to visit Spencer at college at university as
they say, at the UNI, at the UNI, and how
great was it? What was your week?

Speaker 10 (43:51):
Like you know it?

Speaker 12 (43:52):
So it was absolutely amazing. One of the coolest things
was we haven't been able to see Spencer on the
on the football pitch as they say, out there in
the soccer field, and he had a little bit of
an injury, so we got to see his first start.
He was captain. He got out there and they won
and it was just amazing. We were in a little
town called Frickly where they played against their team their

(44:15):
academy and it was just so amazing. And I have
to say that he goes to Leeds back at university
in Leeds and he is also part of this academy
called Eye to I. They put together a Thanksgiving dinner
for all of the American kids, so they had all
the fixens, they had decorations. The kids even gave like

(44:36):
a little like presentation on different foods from Thanksgiving and
your table and what's the best foods. There was the
National Anthem, then then there was the British Anthem. It
was so well done and so sweet and kind, and
it was hard because a lot of the boys were
away from their families for the first time ever, especially
around the holidays. You know, we happened to go over there,

(44:56):
but many of the families didn't. So for them to
make it that special for the boys I thought was fantastic.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
It was so it was so sweet.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
You stayed in Fickley? Is that where you used toy?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
So?

Speaker 7 (45:07):
No, so we went.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
We drove to Fickley, We drove there.

Speaker 12 (45:10):
Was it called Fickley?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Well, here's my point is this, when you go to England,
they have these little villages have the funniest names. Yeah, Frankly, Nate, remember, Nate,
you actually stayed in Cockermouth.

Speaker 13 (45:22):
That's right, I remember that because I sent you the picture.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I'm like, Elvis would love this little village.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Where are you checking it from? I'm checking in from Cockermouth?
I love it. Gandhi, how was your week?

Speaker 7 (45:37):
It was great. I went home. I was in Florida
with my family for the whole time and it was awesome.
I mean, my mom just had shoulder surgery, so we
were making sure she was okay. But the food was
amazing and it was so good to be with my
whole family. And Brandon came and my sister's husband was there.
It was great.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Wow, I know Frog got Caden to roll in from college.
He came home from university. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 15 (46:02):
We had our big I had my golf tournament last Monday.
We could go today and that went really really well,
raised a lot of money for the brand Andwism Foundation,
and then did Thanksgiving with my parents and Caden was here,
which is great to see him forretend a So that
was awesome.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Well, I'm looking at more interesting names of villages in England.
If we all want to go over for next Thanksgiving,
we could all stay in penis Stone.

Speaker 12 (46:24):
Oh I'd like to. I might try that one.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Maybe it's it could be pronounced Penastone. In Italian they
have Bitchfield is a little village Bitchfield.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
All right, okay, So anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, scary. How is your your Thanksgiving? It was great.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
I spent some time in Tamorindo, Costa Rica, than I
did a catered Thanksgiving at my sister's house. Went with
my family shout out to Glenn and car Mines and
Virgils for catering that that was awesome. And I spend
all a lot of time with listeners doing some jingle
ball ticket raids, which is great.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
So yeah, you were What about you, Nate?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
How was your fins relaxing a lot of family, You know,
it's good to see everybody. My brother came in from Colorado,
so it was nice to have the whole family back
together again.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
We had we had Uncle Johnny out here for the night,
hung out with Uncle Johnny. We partied with Uncle Johnny.
He still he still has it going on. Man, he's intense.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
But day on.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Oh no, we ripped that right off.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
No, So there you go.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Hey, let's get into our one thousand dollars Hello Fresh,
free money phone tap.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Let's do it right now.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Here we go that free money phone tap.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh dot com slash Elvis. If
you go there and sign up today, you get free
breakfast for life. What that means is you get a
breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That's free
breakfast for life, Hello Fresh dot com, slash Elvis. You
know what now that we did the Thanksgiving thing. It's

(47:58):
truly holiday season, which means, you know, unfortunately you don't
have as many minutes in the day to get it
all done right. It's just it's it's hectic. And that's
why Hello Fresh to the rescue. I mean, they do
all the shopping for you. They come up with these
incredible recipes that are so easy to follow, and the
food they send you the correct portion so you don't
waste food and so now you spend less time having

(48:21):
to go to the grocery store. It's pretty cool. And
like I said, you look like a true chef, I
mean a polished chef when you come up with these
incredible creations. We love Hello Fresh, HelloFresh. It's the way
to go, especially during these holidays. HelloFresh dot com slash Elvis.
You get these fifteen minute meals going on quick fixes

(48:44):
that help you get a wholesome dinner on the table
on less time that it takes to get delivery. And
it's cheaper too. Plus you're making the food, you know
exactly what's in it. Hello Fresh dot Com slash Elvis
do it now? All right, here we go. This is
our favorite Danielle phone tap of all time. Oh is
it what exactly someone is going to miss the phone
tap because they're too busy calling one eight hundred and

(49:04):
two four to two zero, one hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
This one is called your mother in law is staying
with us longer for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
I love this one.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
This is one of my favor This is.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
A great one. Here we go your free money phone to.

Speaker 14 (49:17):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tapped, Daniel.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
What's it all about?

Speaker 11 (49:22):
Will?

Speaker 12 (49:22):
It comes to us from Jessica? She says, my mom's
coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven cannot
stand her. They don't get along. So I want you
to call my husband tell him my mom's flight home
was canceled, and then she has to stay a lot longer.
And she's going to start the call and then I'm
going to hop in later. As like the travel agent, yep.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
The evil travel agent.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Let's listen to today's phone tap.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Here we go, Hello, hey, honey, do you have a
second I just booked Mom's ticket and believe you put
me on hold. There's something screw up with the flights
or you know, it's so crazy right now. It's going
on and they're not gonna be able to put her
on a flight till that Wednesday. What do you mean
till like the but she's gonna it's not gonna be

(50:08):
a big deal.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out
that weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
I don't know that I called you.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
I didn't understand. She said it was going to be
insanely expensive. They were gonna take This is both, This
is both.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
No, Oh, for good, I can't what do you mean,
For God's sake, I can't know she's not staying till Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (50:31):
I know my mother is a little crazy, but just
you know.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
A little crazy man. She pulled out a crazy board
last time. She pushes my buttons, and she makes these,
you know, she has to make her sweet potatoes, which
tastes like I've been feeding them to the dog for
the past few years. I'm sorry. I love you and
I can handle your blun you know, just for a
little bit of time, but not for a whole week.

(50:54):
Oh my god, I'm being.

Speaker 10 (50:55):
Honest with you.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
I can't do this for a week. You know.

Speaker 9 (50:58):
She loves you.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
With the fixed plumbing, Jessica, we spent fifteen hundred bucks
clock the toil.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
She clocked the toils.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
That was not about Oh, please come on home, be
coming out of earth.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Hello, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
This is my husband, Stephen.

Speaker 12 (51:14):
Hi, Stephen.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
How are you need to give him on the line?
Because I wasn't really curious what you were saying? So
could you sure?

Speaker 13 (51:20):
No, I'll explain it, so, Steven.

Speaker 12 (51:21):
So, the problem is is that your wife had booked
your mother in law on a flight leaving to go
back right and unfortunately that flight has been canceled. And
I'm trying my best to find something to accommodate you. Guys.

Speaker 11 (51:33):
I'll get a silence license in less than twenty four
hours and I'll fly this flame.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
The problem is is that as of right now, there
are no flights that day or for like three or
four days.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
After So I told you.

Speaker 11 (51:47):
There's not one flight for three days.

Speaker 10 (51:49):
It's just not a rast.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
Excuse me, excuse me, sir. I'm trying my best here,
and I really wish you wouldn't take that tone with me.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
I wouldn't say you're not taking that ton for either
my mother in law.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
You've never me okay, okay, but to be a flight
there's gotta be a flight. I mean we got to
get her out in the evening or afternoon or even
six in the morning. Don't care.

Speaker 12 (52:07):
I'm okay, I'm trying my best. Give me a few minutes.
I will get back to you. Guys.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Okay, I want to cry.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
All right, hold on, you are going to listen, rap
and day in my life.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
You're not twelve anymore.

Speaker 11 (52:26):
This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes
my buttons, she starts fights with me.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
General, I rip your butts off.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
If you don't calm down, we'll figure this out.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And then
every time she gets here, it goes up.

Speaker 12 (52:42):
Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's
gonna cost you a little bit more money. And I
think you said you don't mind that.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred ballers,
I can do it.

Speaker 12 (52:57):
It's gonna come to almost two thousand. Come on, and
you'd be sending her first class. She would be relaxing
all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
I think that.

Speaker 11 (53:10):
You could be comfortable.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Then, I honestly, honestly, miss sir, sir, let's.

Speaker 11 (53:18):
Get her up by bus.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
Can you put buses to say?

Speaker 9 (53:22):
You're gonna put my mother on a bus?

Speaker 11 (53:23):
What's the matter with the boss? They got comfortable?

Speaker 12 (53:26):
So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.
That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is
a little bit larger.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
Am I right?

Speaker 11 (53:35):
A boatswagon? Oh?

Speaker 12 (53:36):
For god?

Speaker 11 (53:37):
Here's the bottom line. I don't have two thousand dollars.

Speaker 12 (53:40):
There is one other option I'm going to work on,
but you have to give me a few minutes. So
just discuss the first class issue.

Speaker 11 (53:45):
Because if you were the shuttle, how about a swing?
How about a canon? How about an artillery show?

Speaker 9 (53:52):
You're so hilarious.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.

Speaker 12 (53:56):
The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have
two layovers and she would be staying in the airport
for about two hours at one, and it looks like
about three hours in there.

Speaker 13 (54:06):
It's not fine.

Speaker 12 (54:08):
No, that's about five to six hours of just sitting
around an airport. You're okay with leaving you?

Speaker 11 (54:15):
I'm okay with it. She can read a book, she
can tell people to cook sweet potato, she can clot
their toilet at the airport.

Speaker 12 (54:20):
Okay, So basically I should book that one because you
can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.

Speaker 11 (54:26):
I cannot have her there for an extra few days.

Speaker 12 (54:28):
Okay, you've got it.

Speaker 11 (54:29):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 12 (54:30):
So why don't you just write the check out to
Elvis Durant and the Morning Show. What your wife, Jessica
just phoned up to your mother in law.

Speaker 13 (54:42):
Is actually going home on that Saturday?

Speaker 7 (54:44):
Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh my god, it's Steven.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
The sweet potato is really that bad?

Speaker 11 (54:54):
I really have been feeding my confesses tour to occupy
the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
That was you should see all the text coming and
people love that phone tap, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
How long ago was that?

Speaker 12 (55:07):
Oh my gosh, so many years ago, but it's one
of my favorites as well.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Well, there you go, Thank you, Danielle. And then of
course that was your Hello fresh thousand dollars free money
phone tap? Line five is Joanna? Hello Joanna?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Is it Johanna?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Is it Johannah? How do you say your name? Johannah?
You just won one thousand dollars with a free money
phone tap. Good for you.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
Oh my god, that way you did it?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
You did it?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
How is your holiday? Was it nice?

Speaker 9 (55:34):
It was very nice, very nice, my sister and all hosts.

Speaker 17 (55:37):
It's for the first time this year.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Is lovely.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yeah, you know that's the thing. Holidays are nice and
then they're not. It's like, okay, done, moving on. Yeah,
of course, Johanna, thank you for listening to us. One
thousand dollars on the way, Hold on one second, okay,
and we're gonna do this all week. Tomorrow morning live
from Viva Norwegian Cruise Lines Viva in Miami, we will
be doing another one thousand dollars. Hello Fresh free money
phone tap. I would sign up today. You're gonna love

(56:02):
just tooling around their website seeing with what they do.
I mean, it's a great, great way to live your life.
Hello Fresh dot com, Slash Elvis check them out right now.
Danielle's report is on the way. What do you have
coming up, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (56:14):
Oh, we're gonna talk about Travis and Jason Kelsey having
the number one song.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
There you go.

Speaker 12 (56:21):
Oh boy. Also want to talk about John Cook. He
dropped a three D remix with Justin Timberlake, so I'll
give you a little piece of that as well.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Hey, did you guys see where Gandhi brought this video
to me. I didn't see the game. It was Oklahoma
and TCU. I think they were in. They're in at
the stadium in Oklahoma and someone started shooting fog into
the entrance tunnel as they come out to the field,
and they all started tripping over each other. It's the
funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Oh why because one the camera is right there. But
whoever was in charge of that fog machine is gonna
get fired because there was a pile up before the
game even started. And all you see is people just
kind of like climbing for their lives and trying to
live over a pile before it even kicks off.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
It's hilarious. You do a search for Oklahoma and fog.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
It is hilarious. All right, Uh, Daniel's report coming up,
Flying Boys, My microphone's falling apart.

Speaker 14 (57:15):
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Speaker 1 (57:25):
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Speaker 12 (57:27):
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more than gathering the family to watch something together. The
best place to find our favorites is Netflix, and now
Netflix has everyone's favorite Mario from the Super Mario Brothers movie.
Sign Me Up, Bring it on.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
I'm a work work, work, no.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Worth?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Why I am in here with you?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Pete absolutely ready to go back to work. Should up
to get back to work?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
In the morning show, Yeah, we're back week out. A
lot of stuff happened while we were away watching football
games the other night. Was a lot of fun all
day long, all night long. The halftime shows like Dolly Parton,
I know you're about to talk about her and your report, Danielle.
That was amazing. People also talking about Jack Harlowe's performance.
Oh well, And the thing is, we love Jack Harlow.

(58:30):
His new song is unbelievably cool.

Speaker 12 (58:32):
I love that song so good.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
So it's just but it's just it didn't look like
it was really his fault. It just looked I don't understand.
I mean, what did you think?

Speaker 7 (58:42):
I So I was watching it with my whole family
and they all kind of said the same thing, like
what is this guy doing? It seemed like he was
performing so much more for the actual camera than the
people at the stadium, and it was very, very low
energy so I think people were just kind of like, hmm,
we want more. Was there some igloo or something up
there sometime of likething.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It was, it was like I just understand it. The
thing is is, you know, Jack Harlow's is the best.
I love him, but you know, sometimes if it if
all the pieces of the puzzle don't come together, then
it's just.

Speaker 12 (59:16):
Like what Yeah, there's a couple of people that can't
do any harm in my book, and Jack Carlow would
be one of them.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
There you go, all right, let's see what what's what?
What are you saying Nate about the Viva texture. We've
got down on the phone about Dawn.

Speaker 12 (59:35):
Same for another ship.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Dawn that's down, okay, down, How are you?

Speaker 11 (59:40):
Good morning?

Speaker 12 (59:41):
Hello lady.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
So we heard from you earlier. You know we're going
to be live from Viva tomorrow morning, Norwegian's Viva and
uh we're christening her tomorrow night. It's going to be
just pretty amazing.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
But you were going to be taking a trip of
a lifetime on Viva. Where are you going with your
with your husband?

Speaker 9 (01:00:04):
We are leaving from Italy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
We are doing Italy, Greece, Malta. Solving Wow, it's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Are you doing so? Croatia definitely on the list.

Speaker 9 (01:00:20):
Yes, Croatia too, Yeah, I tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
And it's a beautiful ship. It's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
You're going to have the best time ever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Oh I can't wait because listen, you know what Elvis
I have to like, I don't give myself enough credit,
and you know I won't sam hard. So we deserve it,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Of course you do. Of course you do. And you
know what, sometimes we don't take care of ourselves. And
I and when I say take care of ourselves, that
doesn't necessarily mean going to the gym and eating right,
I mean doing things for you, you know, putting yourself
first and giving yourself a gift like an incredible trip
on Viva all around Europe. I mean, you're gonna have

(01:01:01):
a great time. So I like that attitude. I want
everyone listening to do just like Dawn's doing. Take care
of yourself, look after yourself. It's okay, it's all right, yep, because.

Speaker 17 (01:01:10):
You know what, there comes a point where you have
to otherwise you're not giving it good for anybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
So absolutely right, there you go. All right, So when
are you leaving? When are you leaving for Italy to
take offlin Viva.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Well, I'm a teacher, so we're doing it in the
summer August twelfth.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Oh hell yeah, nice, the perfect time to be in Europe.
You're going to have the best time ever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Don.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Well, listen, thanks for checking in, and we'll make sure
we were careful not to sully the sheets we're sleeping on.
We're sleeping on board tonight, so I'm excited about that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Before I go, can I just give a real quick
shout out to my school?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Sure? Go ahead. P. S.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Sixteen in Jersey City. You guys are awesome.

Speaker 17 (01:01:56):
I love you, and I hope we're.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Me too. It'd be nice if everyone listened. All right, Well,
thank you so much, Don, And if we don't speak
to you before this summer, have a great trip.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
All right, you take care. Wow, I think that's so important.
One time, you know, we were talking about taking care
of yourself. I was at home by myself, and my
friend Teresa called and said, what are you doing? I said,
I'm said, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
I'm gonna grill a steak and make a paked potato
she said, who's coming over. I said, no one, I'm
doing it for me. And she said to me those
words I just said. She said, you're taking good care

(01:02:33):
of yourself. Do that and I said, really, I'm eating
butter on my potato and a piece of fatty steak.
She said, no, you're doing something for you. Treat yourself.
And so that was so cool. So try to do
that for yourself more and more. Otherwise, you know, I
don't know self love, absolutely not the kind that Scotty
Bee does all the time. But no, all right, let's

(01:02:58):
get into Danielle report and I want to go around
the room and see what's on your mind. We'll start
with you, Danielle. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
All right?

Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
So Travis and Jason Kelsey, you know they played football.
You know that one of them also dates Taylor Swift. Well,
now they are hit musicians because their debut song, fairy
Tale of Philadelphia is number one on iTunes and that
is all thanks to Taylor Swift's Swifties. They made it happen.
So congratulations to the boys. They're excited, all right. So

(01:03:25):
the Super Bowl, you know, maybe they haven't wanted country
music there, maybe a little bit more lately, but hey,
Thanksgiving Day game was amazing and Dolly Pardon was the
halftime show and she did not disappoint. Here's a little
clip joy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
And she looked awesome.

Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
Yeah, she looks the same always.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
That's crazy.

Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
I don't know if there's a deal with the devil
going on, but there's something going on. She doesn't age.
It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Gandhi says she's a vampire.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Absolutely, she could be. He's going on over there is
not normal totally.

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
So John Cook dropped his three D remix with justin Timberlake.
Here's what it sounds like me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
I just want to get into your soul, Lada.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
I got the volume when you want to get the
beat up because it's like three D when I meet up.

Speaker 12 (01:04:17):
And sounds so good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
It sounds very good.

Speaker 12 (01:04:20):
Yeah. Beyonce premiered her concert film Renaissance, a film by Beyonce.
She had a big, huge event in Beverly Hills, California.
She wore chrome dressed. You know, lots of people were there. Janelle,
Monnaine or Moni Lizzo and all the members of Destiny Child,
including Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, LaToya and LaTavia your two
original It's crazy, right, but they were all there and

(01:04:42):
the film comes out December first. Uh, Diamond, do you
have your tickets yet?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
She does?

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:04:47):
Yeah, look at she give me a thumb. John Hamm
says that he would love to be a Marvel superhero.
Who in this room would say no to being a
Marvel hero? Nobody one there is?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Whoever it is, I don't care. The comic.

Speaker 12 (01:05:02):
He's a really big comic fan. And he said, well,
it's not up to him. That's above his pay grade.
So he has no you know, he can't pull the
strings on that one. The Hunger Games Ballad of Songbirds
and Snakes was number one of the box office once
again this weekend, and Tupac and Biggie's signed arrest fingerprint
cards are up for sale at moments INtime dot com.

(01:05:22):
They're asking for two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars
for each one, so we'll see if people want to
get their hands on that. And what are we watching tonight?
Some football, The Vikings, The Bears, The Voice, The Weakest
Link Holiday special. I know a lot of us are
loving Leo, the Adam Sandler cartoon on Netflix. Also Best
Christmas ever with Brandy. Very cheesy holiday movie if you,

(01:05:45):
you know, need to get your holiday movie on. And
I'm sorry, but Daddy's Home Too is still my all
time favorite Christmas movie. It is just so fantastic John
Cena at the end man in the movie theater just
makes me cry every time. So if you want to
check that, I oh, that's a good one as well.
And that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Excellent, Thank you, Danielle. All right, let's go around the room.
I'm gonna see it's on your mind. I'm gonna start
with gandhi, gandhi, what is in that brain of yours
right now?

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
Go?

Speaker 7 (01:06:09):
Okay, So I learned something over the holiday, and it
is this. A lot of people view the word confrontation
as a bad thing, and it's not a bad thing.
Sometimes to get any type of solution, there has to
be a confrontation. But if instead of using the word
confrontation you switch it to to address, it changes the
entire way that it's framed and it's a positive thing.

(01:06:30):
So instead of saying I'm going to have a confrontation
with Nate about our vacation, I would say I'm going
to address with Nate our vacation schedule and work on
it that way. And I think it really changed for
me the way that I interpret confrontation. And it's important
and I just wanted to share that with everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Address does smooth out the wrinkles a little bit, change it.
If you called me to day and said I want
to address something with you, I would still feel there's
a little bit of a tinge of.

Speaker 9 (01:06:56):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
But it's true because sometimes things are not as pleasant
as other things, and sometimes you gotta you gotta work
things out. There's a process, right, and so I get it.
I think that's a great way of looking at that. Hey, Froggy,
what's up with you? Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:07:11):
I just had the best time the last ten days
with my son home home from college. It's like it's
it feels like when he's there, it feels like he
never left. It's just so awesome having him there.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
Now.

Speaker 15 (01:07:21):
He is going back today, so it'll be a little
tough for him to go away today, but the countdown's on.
He'll be back for the for the Christmas holidays, so
he can't get back soon enough.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Oh man, I can hear in your voice you miss
him all righty, He'll be back we had so much
fun while he was here for ten days. He'll be back,
I fear not. Hey, what's going on with What's going
on with you today? Producer Sam.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
Headline of my break was that my baby sister got engaged.
He's so excited for her and her fiance Rod, which
is such a weird thing to say, but I was
laughing that three kids. My parents have three kids, and
we're all so different. When my youngest, my other sister,
got engaged, she said, I want the family.

Speaker 13 (01:07:58):
They're watching when I.

Speaker 6 (01:07:59):
Got engaged, which I said, if they are watching, I
don't want to know, like I don't want to see them.

Speaker 13 (01:08:03):
Tell me later. And my youngest sister said, screw those people.
I do not want them there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
And they got engaged in private, and then we all
had a brunch to celebrate the next morning, which was
a surprise to her.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
So Muzzle said, congratulations. We always need things to celebrate, man,
no matter how you can get them, always try to
find them and start celebrating the people you love. What's up, Danielle.

Speaker 12 (01:08:27):
So when you go away on vacation, try to do
things a little different. I know a lot of times
we want to stay in a hotel. You know, we
want everybody to take care of us and you know,
come and clean the rooms and this, that and the
other thing. But let me tell you, if you get
a chance to rent a little cottage someplace, do it.
My husband found the cutest college cottage in England. It
had a little fireplace in the living room and it

(01:08:48):
was a little you know, there's a little draft in
those cottages, but it was perfect and little bedrooms and
the kitchen and the outside had like vines all on
the brain.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, the ita.

Speaker 12 (01:08:59):
Yeah, I'm sure it would look much prettier even you know,
in the summertime. But it was the coziest place. We
loved it so much. So do something different like that.
If you get a chance rent something maybe you would
never rent before. Do something, you know, totally out of
your your comfort zone, you know what I mean, because
it is absolute really is fantastic. I can't wait to
go back and rent that place again because it was

(01:09:21):
so awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
We sent me photos. I think a hobbit totally totally
it is so cool. I love that cute. You're absolutely right, Yeah,
do something different. Hey, what's up with you today? Scarry
a lot of.

Speaker 8 (01:09:34):
Us, Remember Saturday Morning cartoons from back in the day.
We used to watch this on SAT of course, and
well and several years ago they disappeared from Saturday mornings
on the major networks and all that stuff. But I
just happen to be watching NBC on Saturday morning and
they have the NBC Nightly News Kids Edition hosted by
decorated newsman Lester Holt. But the only difference is they

(01:09:56):
have him in his suit, but he has a hoodie
on with the strings coming down from the hoodie over
the like Lester Holt in a hoodie. It just doesn't go.
My brain could not compute. I'm like, what is going
on here? But I'm like, is that what they need
to draw the kids in? Like, hey, kids, you're gonna
watch this news story with this very serious news person

(01:10:18):
because he's wearing a hoodie, because he's trying to I'm cool,
I'm young.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You gotta see just some footage of the of Lester
Holt in a hoodie. It's just hysterical. It put a
smile in the same way I felt when I see
you in a hoodie. Sometimes I'm kidding, kidding, kidding, Well,
I know, but at least they're trying to get some
news over to the kids, you know whatever. I remember
cartoons Saturdays. I would wake up my mom and dad
would get so mad. They were furious with me because

(01:10:44):
I would be making noise watching TV and right, and
they're like gold bunked a bed. No, man, I gotta
watch Scooby Doo, you know. You know, let's talk to
straight and eight. Which okay, Well, it's looking at around
the room.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
I'm the only one that has kept November going and uh,
you know, it's time for it to come to a close.
And it's time for this cookie dust, cookie brush here,
whatever you want to call this mustache to come off.
And I think I'm going to have to do it
at some point this week. Well you have the that's

(01:11:19):
the Panasonic multi shape. Yes, I know you talk about
them all the time. All that's the partner of ours.
And uh, I think somebody on the show should shave
my mustache at some point this week. And you know,
give me one that's actually a little bit more appropriate
because you guys called me Satan earlier.

Speaker 10 (01:11:33):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
I enjoy that look.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
So I have Satanic look.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
It is very excited to have it come off because Honestly,
I don't look really that good with a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Mustache, does it do? I don't think so? Oh no,
no no no, here's the thing. You just need to
trim it. And that's what just the Multi Shape from Panasonic,
which is a partner of ours, by the way, this
is a genius way of folding them into the conversation.
It's this all in one grooming tool. You can even
brush your teeth with it. Did you know that there's
a there's a there's an attachment. I kid you not?
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
It has a rechargeable base and you can gosh do
your beard, your nose, hair, your ear hair, everything everything,
and brush your teeth. I'm serious.

Speaker 10 (01:12:16):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
You can actually get forty percent off the same exact
Panasonic Multi Shape that we're about to shave Nate with.
Nice if you go to uh, let's see Panasonic dot com. Yeah,
panas uh yeah, shop dot Panasonic dot com. Yeah, shop
dot Panasonic dot com and you've use the code Elvis.

(01:12:38):
You get forty percent off this today only for Cyber Monday.
It sounds it sounds intriguing, doesn't it. Can we see
him in pieces like parts or sessions? Excuse I'm sure
you shave like just the left side. Uh don't see why.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
But if you want to go to shop dot Panasonic
dot com, use the code Elvis when you buy your
Multi Shape no problem. Forty percent off with the code
of Elvis today only for Cyber Monday. Let's get it.
Let's do it. So when do we start shaving it?
I made it the week.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Let's do it later this week because I'll be in
studio later this week. I want to be a part
of Yes, are you going to do the shaving? I'd
over everybody.

Speaker 12 (01:13:22):
Can we cut the bottom first, like like the little
demon part of you? Because you know you have that
demon thing it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
With this, we can do whatever we want. Danielle, it's
a free for all.

Speaker 7 (01:13:31):
Can we send the rest of you too?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
I'll let Scotty be do that.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
This is at the beginning of your only Fans page.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
This could be it well anyway, thanks to Panasonic and
the Multi Shape. Thursday. Let's make it Thursday or Friday.
We'll kick off the weekend shaving night.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I can't wait. It's not a confrontation, it's something we
need to address. Yes, we need to address your bad beard.
I appreciate it were that said, Let's get into the
three things we need to know again. People are texting
in the address again is shop dot Panasonic dot com.
Use the code Elvis for forty percent off your multi shape.

(01:14:06):
It's pretty cool, all right, gond to year up. What's
going on?

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
All right? Congressman George Santos says he expects to be
expelled from office, and yet it could pretty much happen
as soon as this week. A House ethics committee said
that it has found evidence that he used campaign funds
for personal use, violated other laws, and led about his education.
He went on a rant on x formerly known as
Twitter over the holiday weekend. His reply to all of this,

(01:14:29):
he says his colleagues are hypocrites, they're drunks, and that
Congress is full of felons. It's not just him. Santos
is also facing federal wire fraud charges and money laundering charges,
all of which he denies. Thirty three states filed a
lawsuit in late October against Meta. We know that's the
parent company of Facebook and Instagram. People are claiming that

(01:14:49):
the company targeted miners.

Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
New information is being reported from the newly unsealed legal
complaint that says Meta received millions of complaints about underage
users on Instagram, but only disabled a fraction of those accounts.
Company documents cited in the complaint described several Meta officials
saying that the company designed its products to exploit shortcomings
in youthful behavior, so they were targeting kids. Facebook set

(01:15:13):
in a statement to the AP that it favors shifting
the burden of policing underage users to app stores and parents,
and that they shouldn't be held liable. And finally, like
we've been talking about, it's cyber Monday. There are a
lot of hidden sales going on. Of course, you know
Amazon's gonna have tons of stuff. There are vacuum cleaner's pillows, AirPods.
They say the biggest sales this year are going to

(01:15:35):
go to electronics. Analysts of course are saying beware of scams.
Make sure you're doing your research and you have a
secure site before you give anybody your credit card information.
And those are your three things.

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Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
C Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yeah, we're just talking during the song about, you know,
hopping on a plane or flying to Miami today so
we can be on Norwegian Viva later today and tonight
and tomorrow for the big christening. It's gonna be a
lot of fun. What a beautiful ship? Right? How come?
How come we getting more and more video of people
freaking out on airplanes? We're just talking about that with Garrett.

(01:16:42):
He's got one lady coming up in his sound who
actually had to pee so bad she pulled her pants
down and was starting to pee in the middle of
the aisle just because she wanted to like prove a point.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
And she was a nasty lady anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
But then last week there was a lady. Did you
see them trying to subdue this lady who looked like
Satan had taken over her body. She was out of
her mind.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
She got up and tried to like perform an exorcism
on this person on the plane. Satan's in you, Like,
it's just a pile of crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
What I know at thirty thousand feet what?

Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
But so we're gonna be on a plane later. So
where Danielle, you should cause a storm? You should?

Speaker 12 (01:17:27):
Well I almost caused one yesterday with the coughing lady.
But the coughing lady, they were like, Danielle, just don't.
I'm like, what, I'm just gonna speak a little louder
than normal, which you know, that's a little rude. Don't
you think I mean sick? We should cover our mouth,
don't you think?

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
God, I remember we were sitting on a plane with
Uncle Johnny. There was like five six of us or
four of us on a plane, you know, with the crowd,
and Johnny farted, Oh Jesus, and some lady that sat
behind me said, oh out loud in the cabin, good God,
that's discussed who farted? Which one of you did? That

(01:18:03):
is just and I'm like, oh my god, oh.

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
My gosh, okay, so had he raised his hand and
then like it was me who fighted?

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
What was it was me that fighted? I don't know.
She just wanted everyone to be to feel shame. So
then Johnny has this new rule, he says, and when
you have to fight on a plane, you you push
your butt down deep into the seat. It'll absorb. It'll

(01:18:33):
absorb all the shoticles.

Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
Unless it's all the plastic seeds and then it's just
like a ricochet.

Speaker 10 (01:18:42):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Yeah, So we're gonna be on the plane today. I'll
be sitting next to Nate bothering him. Are we drinking
because I think that that's the one place you can
drink and it's okay before like noon, right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Know, No, I don't know. I gotta be very very
honest with you. The holidays have been quite a drunk
fest for our house. I was thinking of just being
a teetotaler today. Maybe a nice ginger ale. Oh okay, okay,
Which is the only place you ever have ginger ale?
Right on a plane?

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Typically? No, No, I just did you guys? Didn't you
get crazy through the holidays? We did. We were just
hanging out with all of our friends who drink a lot. No, well,
you were in England in a cottage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I know, but we did.

Speaker 12 (01:19:26):
I did drink when we went to the pubs and
we had some you know, some guinness and some other
things in the pubs, which is always good. My mom
always surprises me because she is like the darkest beer
and she loves the taste of it. And I'm like, right,
I look at her. I'm I'm shocked that my little
mom loves that stuff, but she loves it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
And you were definitely in the right place to be
drinking in a pub. Oh yeah, well that's pub central
if you think about it. Let's get sound in here, Garrett.
Garrett's got a lot of stuff today. What's going on? Garrett?

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
All right, Let's start with Cardi B. She shook to
Instagram Live to admit that she slept through thanks Giving.

Speaker 12 (01:20:00):
Can I believe that I slept throughout the whole entire Thanksgiving?

Speaker 11 (01:20:04):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
First of all, I start.

Speaker 12 (01:20:06):
Myself the whole day just for this, just for this moment,
I fell asleep. I came over here like a six o'clock.

Speaker 13 (01:20:12):
I will go up like twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 12 (01:20:14):
So I missed the whole thanks Good.

Speaker 8 (01:20:17):
I'd be so mad.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
I was so tired of Thanksgiving to I had a
long day and I was falling. My wife ally poked
me at the table.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
She goes wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
I was falling asleep at the table.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Usually it's grandma that falls asleep. Yeah, I had a
long day, all right. Grady Gross, let me tell you
who he is. He is the kicker for Washington, the
college football team. They beat Washington stayed over the weekend
by a field goal. Grady Gross after the game was
in the locker room, and this is what his coach
had to say.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
I'm thankful for Grady Gross.

Speaker 17 (01:20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
And you know what, I hope Brady Gross is thankful
for the scholarship eas are. So that's how he found
out he got his scholarship. Yeah right there, All good
for him. That's awesome. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
So if you watch the NFL Red Zone, you know
what happened yesterday. Scott Hansen, he's the host. He pretty
much just stays in a studio for about ten hours
and you see all the highlights of everyone scoring a
touchdown or a field goal. Problem is, there was a
fire alarm during half hour of this live coverage. And
here's a little what was happening, and then what happened
after he got back in the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
As the emergency recording continues to sound here in the Englewood,
California Studios. Here at NFL Red Zone, we say thank
you so much for watching. Glad you spent the rest
of your Thanksgiving weekend with us. For all the hard
working women and men in the studio and in the
control room, I'm Scott Hanson, thanks much for watching.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
We leave you as we always do. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
So they had to leave for a half hour and
they kept playing the games, and then he came back
and said that, and then it kept on going so
it didn't shut off after that.

Speaker 12 (01:21:58):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
All right, So Adam Sandler, he was talking to Access
Hollywood and did you know the Hanukkah song could sound
a totally different if Roseanne sang it? Because when she
was hosting SNL, they he wrote the song. He pitched
the song to Roseanne and she said maybe maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
If it comes on the radio. And uh and I
heard I get excited.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
That's still awest When I wrote that. That week on
Saturday Night Live, Roseanne bar was the host and they
were talking about Roseanne singing it, and she was nice
enough to say, no, let Adam do that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
That's his he wrote it, that's his song. Good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Imagine that would be the same. I don't think it
would be as popular.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
All right, here's that sound, eld this you were just
talking about from Frontier Air. A woman going from Philadelphia
to Florida really had to go to the bathroom, so
she decided to take her pants off in the middle
of the aisle. Everybody, are you?

Speaker 13 (01:22:57):
We had.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
And she went on and she cursed everyone out, and
she was like, if you if you follow you people,
and I'm like, put your pants on, lady.

Speaker 12 (01:23:07):
And then I don't even know what I would do
if I was in that situation.

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
They need to start making little jail cells on the plane,
I agree underneath, right, And then finally it is Christmas
season and we have another Christmas song to listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Remember Weed at teenage dirt Bag? Yeah, yeah, we now
have Christmas dirt bag.

Speaker 13 (01:23:24):
Oh good, Just Santa Closy care.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Okay, maybe Roseanne dir roxansher to sang that one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I guess so, and you're a good American.

Speaker 12 (01:23:44):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
We could play a song, we could do a Danielle report,
we could do whatever we want. You know why, because
it's because we can. We can do whatever we want.
Or do you have more cards for your five seconds game.

Speaker 8 (01:23:56):
Oh heck, yeah, okay, describe the game again, because this
is my new favorite game.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I'm gonna buy this.

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
All right. It's called five second rule, and it gives
you a prompt on the card and then you have
five seconds to answer that prompt with three things. So
an example would be, name three celebrities who are probably
jerks in real life? Boom, and then you have five
seconds to nail those.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
But okay, does anyone want to catch that?

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
Anybody?

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Okay, all right, okay, but there are answers.

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
So it's kind of up to us as the judges
to decide if we accept these things that people are saying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Okay, so five seconds of the clock asked me that
ask me that card?

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
Okay, ready, ready, yeah, nope, not yet. In five seconds, Elvis,
please name three celebrities you think are jerks in real life?

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Okay? Bobby Flay, it's all like antingo.

Speaker 13 (01:24:50):
Only Bobby, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Someone's gonna tell him that and I'll get a text later.
This is this is what I do to get him
to like like respond to me. I text Bobby Flay
all the time. He never text back, but now he will. Well, Bobby, anyway,
someone else do another one for someone else is.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
How about you, Nate? Are you ready? In five seconds?
Name three itchy things?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Oh my god, my nether regions, my head and the
bottom of.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
About your beard.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Beard, you're nether regions, especially if you any I'm not
gonna get I get moving, I'm moving on.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
Okay, how about scary? Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
Name three deal breakers for a significant other?

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Go snoring, they smell bad and uh, they don't forget
for you, they don't bathe, well, that could be smell bad. Sorry, judges,
do we not let him use that one?

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Sn needy snoring needy. Oh that's terrible, that's an awful one. Yeah,
give Danielle one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
All right, Danielle, are you ready?

Speaker 12 (01:26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
Name three weird things that make you horny?

Speaker 12 (01:26:12):
Oh, Queen Eminem's Oh, beer on your breath and snuggling.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Ah, oh we're snuggling.

Speaker 9 (01:26:22):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
That's not weird.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
It's not weird.

Speaker 12 (01:26:23):
Sorry, that's not weird.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Sorry, but the beer. Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Oh my god. I was getting my haircut the other
day and you know, they had a video playing. They
were playing the David Beckham documentary Jesus.

Speaker 12 (01:26:35):
Yeah, that man has aged well hasn't he.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
I'll tell you put you said. I thought you would, say,
David Beckham, these are You're right? Go ahead, Gandhi Sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
All right, no, no, no, I have I have another one.
Let's do Scottie on this one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Okay, Scotty in five seconds? Okay, give me three things
that you suck.

Speaker 18 (01:26:53):
Okay, lollipops, bananas and the other thing down there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
You did that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Just in general, me in general you were putting it. Nate,
by the way, that was kind of weird. Give for
the banana and that other thing. Give on to Froggy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:15):
Okay, Froggy. Are you ready? Name three reasons why your
bed might break.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Facts. I'm moving it, and I thought, I think you
did the best.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
Of what we should do in for you, for me here, Nate,
take some of these.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
You can't get away with just tormenting using us, I know,
just torture you. All right, give me this second? Okay, perfect,
here we go? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Ready, yes, name three people who were probably strippers in
their past.

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
You it's got me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
And damn you weren't really a stripper.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I was Michael J. Cox, I know, but you but
you didn't like take it all off and you take
it all off.

Speaker 13 (01:28:16):
You didn't take it all now, did you take off that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
I got down to my my my g string. So
that's plenty.

Speaker 13 (01:28:25):
So like, did you have those Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Did you have those rip away pants?

Speaker 12 (01:28:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Of course, I'm gonna wear those on the plane today.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
Can I ask a question follow up about the stripper?
Do they give you some tips, like, oh, the ladies
really love when you do this, like the helicopter or
whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
I don't remember any guys doing the helicopter. Uh no,
I mean it's it's I will say this, this is
what I will say. And I've been to strip clubs
where there's naked women. In strip clubs where there's naked guys.
Women are a thousand times worse at these things than
men are.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
They will, oh my god, grabby beyond belief.

Speaker 12 (01:29:05):
I had my worst experience at a strip call. I
hated it, hated it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
What happened you with us?

Speaker 11 (01:29:11):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
It was for somebody's like bachelorette party, and they insisted
we all go whatever. This guy, this stripper, lifted me
up and pulled my legs around his neck. Yeah, and
then proceeded to write.

Speaker 13 (01:29:23):
And I'm screaming put.

Speaker 12 (01:29:24):
Me down now because it's disgusting. Like I was like,
I don't want your.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
Put me down.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Yeah, they assumed that. They assumed everyone wants that, but
not everyone want I had.

Speaker 7 (01:29:34):
A friend end up with Bruce Knees because the stripper
kept like opening up her legs and then slamming them
back together.

Speaker 12 (01:29:40):
Oh god, Oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Gosh, that is not good.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Okay, what's the name of this game? I want everyone
to order this. I'm gonna can I get it? Is
it on sale for Cyber Monday.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
I don't know if it's on sale, but it's definitely available.
It's called five Second Rule. There is an uncensored adult version,
and then there's just you know, the regular version you
could play with your family.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
Fi second Rule. Yes, done, I'm gonna see if I
can get it and say, all I love that.

Speaker 10 (01:30:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
What do you want to hear? You can either do
Jimmy Fallon and Meghan Trainer the Christmas Song or the
Meghan Trainer Jimmy Fallon Christmas Song. Which one do you
want to hear?

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
Yeah, that one, well, it's the same one. It just
wrapped me up. This is excellent turn it.

Speaker 14 (01:30:24):
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interesting happen to him, and I don't know if I

(01:31:15):
would if I would survive what you went through. Do
you want to talk about it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Good morning everyone. I've recovered, well he recovered, but people
want to know from what Tell him what happened. I
was held hostage in a ride shair. It was terrible.
I literally put in the destination, got in the car.
It drove past my destination. Two hours later, I'm at

(01:31:43):
a completely different address and I'm like, well, can I
how do I? How are we fixing this?

Speaker 13 (01:31:49):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Well, so what exactly happened.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
In the app of this ride share program? In two stops,
one going to my apartment, the next at my sister's.
My sister does not live close. She's about an hour
hour and a half away. This is like eleven thirty
twelve at night. I just assume, great, it's gonna stop.
It does not stop. I okay, I may have fallen asleep,

(01:32:14):
but I wake up and I am at my sister's
house and I'm like, sir, why did you skip my house?
And he goes, it was never in there. It's like,
I know it was for a fact in there. It
is now two am. How am I getting home? And
he was just kind of like, well, I don't that
seems to be something you should bring up with the app.

(01:32:34):
So you weren't really kidnapped per se. No matter how
many times I kept saying to this man, this is
not like my address is in there. Please fix my address,
Like why did it not go? He kept saying, it's
not in there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
I just kept driving around with him.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Yeah, okay, okay, correct me if I'm wrong, because this
has happened with us and Uncle Johnny before, where he'll
he'll push in the right street address but in the
wrong town. Okay, okay, And so in order for them
to fix it, you have to go into the app
and change it. Yeah, I mean, isn't that how it works?

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
But on my end, I have proof of it showing
two steps, one in my apartment the other at my sister's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
So there's nothing for you to there's nothing for you
to change in.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
It was already right on your exactly and no matter
how many times it kept showing it to him. Yes
it was two am, Yes I had some alcohol, but
I still was like, how is this happening? How did
this happen?

Speaker 13 (01:33:27):
I love that he wouldn't take you back.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
He just kept driving around and he just kept driving.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Well okay, so but he didn't. I mean, you didn't
feel threatened, like like bodily harm would happen, or I
mean you didn't. He wasn't being like aggressive toward you,
was he? I will say.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Towards the end, it was kind of like, well, why
did this happen? And he was kind of like, I
don't know why it happened. And I was like, well,
something happened, so fix it. And he couldn't fix it.
I feel like maybe I channeled a little bit too
much of a Karen at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Oh well that is that's way. So he has a drunk,
sleepy Careen in the back. I'll admit it. I was
sep car Okay, great, Okay, now the truth comes out.

Speaker 12 (01:34:06):
If I drive along long enough, maybe this guy will
fall asleep and I can dump him somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Yeah, this happened with Johnny. I I think I told
you this story. We're watching him on the map, like
go across a bridge into Queen's or something. He's going
to a long island. Where's We're in Manhattan? Where's he going?
The right address?

Speaker 12 (01:34:27):
Wrong toown, But I've done that with my own GPS.
I was out at the Crayola factory in like Pennsylvania
or wherever it is, and I put in my address,
but I didn't see that there was a couple of towns.
So I just pushed it and I'm driving and I'm like,
this doesn't seem right. I went an hour out of
my way because of a dumb ass move because I

(01:34:50):
didn't check. I didn't check.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
You check your town. People check your town. I'm glad
you're safer the night we assumed you would be. You're fine.
The way Gandhi told the story this morning before you
came in, was like, good God, did you hear.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
He was kidnapped?

Speaker 13 (01:35:02):
That's what he said to me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
She has a flair for the dramatic.

Speaker 7 (01:35:05):
Lage.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Yeah, you told her that you were held hostage, and
so she comes and tells us, good god, he was
held hostage against his will.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Emotionally, I was held hostage. Oh god, yeah, good bye,
Thank you. I'll see you in Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
See you there.

Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
This is how started.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
You perpetuated ecuse you have a flair for the dramatic.
Oh god, there was something else I wanted to talk about.
Oh Danielle, the Danielle Report. Here we go. Let's just
do it what you got, all.

Speaker 12 (01:35:37):
Right, Well, this is pretty cool. Quavo and Urban Recipes
served over three hundred families on Thanksgiving. They gave out
a cookbook with recipes from the Atlantic Food Bank from
the Atlanta Food Bank, and Quavo said that it's only
right that we give back to the people that have
nothing or have less. So I love when celebrities do
good things. A lot of people are like, okay, so
when is Barbie two gonna happen? E Margo, Robbie's is

(01:36:00):
probably not gonna happen. She says, I think we put
everything we had into this one. The director has said
the same thing. So Marco says, I can't imagine what
could possibly be next. So Paul Rudd's diet was so
restrictive for ant Man that sparkling water was considered a treat.
That is insane. That to me, absolutely insane, so crazy.

(01:36:23):
I don't know if you're watching Skid Squid Game the Challenge,
Skid Game the Challenge is a different show. It totally
different show. I'm just saying this is Squid Game the Challenge.
So there was one contest which if you guys remember
from the real Squid Game red Light, Green Light and
Everybody dies, where a lot of people die. Well, people

(01:36:44):
don't die in this one, but they were outside for
seven hours in freezing conditions. Some people are saying they
had nerve damage hypothermia, so they are not happy right now.
So I'll keep you posted on that and see what happens.
Bradley Cooper says he would do a hangover full in
an instant if it was ever to happen. So we'll see.
Venom three resumed production. Originally we were supposed to get

(01:37:07):
at July twelfth, twenty twenty four, but we had a
lot of strikes going on, so that got pushed back
to November eighth, twenty twenty four because of strike related delays.
So hopefully that's when it will stay.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
And did you hear about this?

Speaker 12 (01:37:21):
Priest in Brooklyn got in trouble because he let Sabrina
Carpenter shoot a music video for her song in his church.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Yes, I write about this.

Speaker 12 (01:37:30):
Yes, so he basically got relieved of his administrative duties
because of it. But it was her song Feather. She's
dressed in this short black dress and a veil at
the altar of our Lady of Mount Carmel Annunciation Parish.
And yeah, they were not happy about this. A lot
of people were not happy about it, and he is
no longer doing what he was doing at the church

(01:37:51):
because of that. Yes, there you go, the vikings, the
bears go out it tonight. You also have the voice
you have weakest link. The holiday special. I know a
lot of us are Love in Leo without a Sandler
on Netflix. Also on Netflix, Best Christmas Ever with Brandy.
It's very cheesy, but it's one of those movies where
you know you love it and you sit there with
a glass of wine and you put your best Hallmark

(01:38:11):
face on. So but that one's on Netflix. Also Daddy's
Home too. If you've never seen it, it is such
a fantastic Christmas movie. You should definitely watch it. We'll
put a smile on your face. And that is my
Danielle report.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
I want to hear Christmas song What do you Got?
What do you got? What do you want to hear?

Speaker 13 (01:38:26):
Yeah, come on say take me home for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Britney Spears my only wish this year?

Speaker 12 (01:38:32):
Or Corner over Street everybody loves Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
That's a good one too. But by the time we
figure it out, we're gonna not have time for a
Christmas song. So make the call, Nate. Those were three
great songs. I don't know I like the last one.
I just hear these names all the same.

Speaker 13 (01:38:55):
The best one was called The Devil Likes.

Speaker 8 (01:39:00):
One.

Speaker 12 (01:39:00):
No Cord Over Street, It's so fun.

Speaker 7 (01:39:03):
About do you have it?

Speaker 11 (01:39:05):
Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
And Shade. We haven't hear Dan and Shane a while.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
That are good.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
We can play court over Street tomorrow. We love him too.

Speaker 7 (01:39:12):
Do you have Dani Shay for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
We don't even have time to play it anymore. I'm
telling you right now. We just we just burnt all
the time we had to play the same No, I
will tell you, may I tell you. We went to
this incredible Christmas lighting Christmas tree lighting party at our
neighbor's house the other night, and we and they handed
out all the music and uh, you know, the sheet music,
and we all sang carols. That's so cool until we

(01:39:38):
got to the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Speaker 12 (01:39:40):
Oh no, that's not good because you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Repeat it over and over. You're like, oh, it was funny.
I thought it was hilarious myself. All right, what's all
we're gonna play push the button? We don't have anything.
What do you mean you don't have anything? I got
to tell me from Ariana Grande, I got, well, of
course you do, by spears and sick. How about marry Chris?

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Si?

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Okay, just play it, just push the button. I don't
think we have time for it anymore. This is what
we do all right, Well, never mind, we're not gonna
play a Christmas song. We're the worst ever.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
I ever wondered what we look like? Do you think
I look in bread?

Speaker 10 (01:40:18):
I do?

Speaker 14 (01:40:19):
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in the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (01:40:24):
What if you got questions about your insurance? Like what
if I want to switch my coverage? Or what if
I need to talk with an agent?

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Good news? State Farm is there for your what ifs?
Like a good neighbor. State Farm is there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Come on, mister coffee, do your magic. I'm still waiting
for it to creep in, spaking know, creep scary? Yeah,
I'm sorry. What you know scary is left handed? Right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Correct, So I'm in the studio is scary and I'm
noticing him writing with his left hand. It just looks
it looks awkward, okay, And I have many left handed
friends and uh, but when they write, it just seems
more natural. When you write, it seems like you're really
curling your arm in a weird contorting way.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:16):
Lefties kind of have this hook to their writing style.
A lot of lefties, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
But guys, you know when he's running the board, he
has to use a mouse. You know that took up
to the computer, right. He he uses his right hand
on the mouse. His right hand goes under his left
hand and works the mouse. Really, it's the strangest thing. Well,
if you're left handed, why are you using your right
hand on the mouse. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
I was brought up where the right hand has to
be on the mouse either, even though I'm a lefty.

Speaker 12 (01:41:49):
Now, wait a minute, could you be ambidextrous and maybe
you're able to write with the right and you didn't
realize it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:55):
No, I cannot write, for crap with my right hand,
but I will tell you. Because the mouse is set
up on the left. As Elvis was describing, I have
to reach over my body. He has to cross his
arm to go to the left side of me to
get to the mouse. And then when I press the
buttons on the rest of the board, I have to
go to the right, so I'm literally forming across with

(01:42:17):
my Yeah, it's all rightward, you know. You know, when
you're a kid, used to hug yourself, you know, you
put your arms around yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
He looks like that when he's running the board.

Speaker 12 (01:42:27):
Here.

Speaker 15 (01:42:28):
Yeah, it's so strange, and I blame it. I use
my non dominant hand to use the mouse. It's very
awkward feeling. If I try to use my left hand
on my mouse, it feels weird.

Speaker 12 (01:42:37):
Get your left hand off your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
So so you're saying in the world of lefties, you guys,
it's it's not as.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
As.

Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
It's not as simple as we think it is. I mean,
it's it's much more complicated. It's complicated because I throw
with my left hand. I bat left, but then when
it comes to you bat left, picked up a bat?

Speaker 13 (01:43:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
When I'm a gully.

Speaker 8 (01:43:06):
Hockey, I play softball with my left hand, you know,
everything's left. But when it comes to eating, which I
do a lot, Yes, I have to have the fork
in my left hand and cut.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
I have to have the knife in my left hand
and the fork in my right to hold it. But
then I have to do the switch to pick up
the food with my left hand with the fork. Oh,
that is super awkward, especially when you're in fine dining situations.
It's weird because when I do, you, guys, fork left,
I'm fork left hand, knife right hand from beginning to end.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
Of the meal.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
Me too.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
I'm opposite of that, and I'm alrighty, So I cut
with my left and I eat with my right, and
I don't switch.

Speaker 12 (01:43:48):
Yes, that's how I do.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
That's what I'm saying. I cut. I know the fork
is in my left hand and the knife's in my
right hand.

Speaker 7 (01:43:54):
Yeah, I'm opposite of that.

Speaker 12 (01:43:55):
Wait, I know. I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 18 (01:43:58):
There are certain things that left have to do right handed.
We have no choice. Like, if you're driving away, are
you left handed too?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
I am, Yeah. I do the same stuff for you, guys.

Speaker 18 (01:44:06):
Yeah, but if you're driving a car with standard transmission,
you have to use your right hand to shift it.
You know, you can't reach over. So there are certain
things that scary do the crossover, But I do the
same thing with the fork.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
I switch it. I use my right hand on the.

Speaker 12 (01:44:21):
A lot of people do switch it in because I
think that's the American way, But I think I do
it the European way like you do it, you guys,
when you just cut it and you just continue to eat.

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
Yeah, my fork's always in the left hand, the knife's
always in the right hand.

Speaker 15 (01:44:33):
Problem cutting something when you regularly eat without cutting your
fork's in the right hand, right.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Ye, yes, okay, line for's David. This is a very
very very interesting conversation you're having. As you know in
Italy Italian sinistra meaning left meaning if you have a
left hand, your sinister. Yes, absolutely, Hey David, how are
you good morning? Good morning? Left handed or right handed?

Speaker 11 (01:45:00):
I am left handed?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
And when you use your mouse, which hand do you use?
My right hand? There you go another one.

Speaker 9 (01:45:09):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
I mean even though it's even though it's not your
dominant hand, you still use your right hand for your mouse,
even though you're left handed.

Speaker 11 (01:45:18):
Yeah, there's there's a lot of things that I do
right handed that I don't do left handed. Like the
only things that I do left.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Handed are e yes, right and right? Okay, okay, every.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I mean I and I kick a football or a
or a sot or left footed, but everything.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Else is right handed. I bat right handed, A call
right handed. It's scary.

Speaker 8 (01:45:37):
Do you kick your soccer ball with your left or
right hand? I feel like that my dominant foot is
my left foot. Okay, it would be left if I
were to kick a soccer, but there you go. Yeah,
that was the joke. You haven't you haven't done that
in many years, I'm sure, David. Thank you so much
for calling. Be careful out there, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
I will love you guys, love you too. You know
what we're finding out?

Speaker 8 (01:45:58):
Look at line nine Peggy, same thing, left handed, but
she uses her right hand on the mouse.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
What is it with you?

Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
Doesn't everybody use their right hand on their mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
I'm learning I'm starting to learn that that is the
case absolutely well.

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
While I heard that if you're left handed and if
you don't use your right hand on your mouth, you
don't go to heaven. I heard that's what the old
ladies that aerobics told me in Puerto Rico, that if
you're left handed and you do not use your right

(01:46:34):
hand on your mouth, then you're not going to see
the pearly gates. So you might want to rethink that
if you're using your left hand right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
Do you hear that all left handed people out there?

Speaker 12 (01:46:44):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (01:46:45):
An easy way to get disqualified?

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
That's exactly Thanks for the warning, you know, And I.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
Gotta tell you, being left handed can be very frustrating.
Right handed people don't realize if you go to the
buffet the bread, you always have to change it because
somebody would you cut differently in another thing, a soup ladle.
Soup ladles they discriminate because toop ladles are always for

(01:47:11):
right handed people.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
Well, the good news for you is, you know, I
do believe buffets or a thing of the past. Now
you don't worry about that anymore. All right, Well listen,
thank you, Peggy, have a great day. We love you
no matter which hand you're using. Okay, thank you, all right,
Bye bye you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Monique on line eleven, Hi the morning, lady, paula lady. So,
as a left handed person, you agree with the caller.
We had a second ago. A true left handed person,
in your eyes, uses their right hand for everything except
eating and writing.

Speaker 5 (01:47:44):
Yes.

Speaker 17 (01:47:44):
Now, I'm only thirty two, so I'm not really sure
if everything's just adapted to that way, because I've just
always been taught to use my right hand for everything.
Even though I was a leftie, Like they allowed me
to like eat and write with my left hand. They
were like, oh yeah, we can keep you, but your
right hand was done for everything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
See when you're growing up, did anyone ever discriminate against
you because you were left handed?

Speaker 11 (01:48:08):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:48:09):
Yeah, they did for sure. I used to play softball
and they would make me just that righty. I was
never allowed to even try lefty. Why, well, I'm and
I'm only thirty two, so I'm I'm relatively young, like
in the game of like lefties, and they just I'm
righty for sure. Like I don't know, I can't write

(01:48:29):
with my right hand for anything but money.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
Money.

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
I have people texting in saying that they used they
were beaten up as kids because they were left handed.

Speaker 17 (01:48:39):
Yeah, I don't forget left hand. Back in the day,
in like the time of the witches, yes, were considered witches.
If you were a left hander.

Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
You were sinister. There you go, all right, Well, I
love you no matter what.

Speaker 13 (01:48:52):
Hand you're using, whatever, Thank you, thank you, all.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Right, money, do you have a great day? Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:48:58):
I would be discriminated again because you're left handed, scary,
I mean, we discriminated against you for other reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
That's true.

Speaker 8 (01:49:05):
In his day in Catholic school, they the nuns would
come around with a ruler and they would beat you.
They literally smack your hand with the ruler, beat you
if they see you with you God forbid you had
your your pen your pencil in your left hand. He
told me they would come with the ruler. They would
smack the hands. They put it in your right hand stuns.
They're so holier than now. And in band class they

(01:49:27):
would not give me a left handed guitar. They said,
we are not restringing a guitar. You have to learn
right handed guitar. So I learned right the guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
Yeah, How many guitars did you play in band? I
know that to see the chords, but I could it's
right handed classic? Was it like a marching band with guitars?
I've never heard of this band class we had guitars.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:49:51):
I feel like left handed people need a support group.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
They've been shafted in all these years. Yeah, Froggy scary.

Speaker 15 (01:49:59):
How did you co or without getting ink all over
your like left pinky while you're coloring, because as you're coloring,
you're dragging through or even as you're writing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
She did, Froggy left he knows what this one I'm
talking about?

Speaker 8 (01:50:11):
That the you're the side of your hand is all smudge,
smudge everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Right here, right there, all right, Well, there you go,
day all night, no wonder you are so fed up? Man,
I'm weird your left handed people have been you've been
dragged through the mud all these years. I feel did
you know that ever since we started talking about this,
every phone line in here is ringing. Wow, they all
punched up OT number with their left hands, left hand.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Yeah, are they really still calling? I haven't seen this
many people call for a top. I mean people this
many people don't call for the free money phone tap.

Speaker 8 (01:50:50):
It's crazy, crazy, Look at that left handed people are like, yeah,
they're recognizing us.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
The Eldesturday Morning.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
Show, Today's your day, Good morning Alista an de your god,
what's this woman doing?

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
And the Morning Show?

Speaker 8 (01:51:07):
Thank you for showing up for work. You get a paycheck,
You get a paycheck. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody,
Peace out, everybody,

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