FULL SHOW: The Day We Flushed the Format!

Elvis decides that we're going to kick off the weekend with an old-school flush the format! Lisa calls in to tell us how much she loved it. Danielle and Diamond are happy that their college basketball team is winning for once. Plus, our Miami producer, Claudia gives us an update on how the city is handling spring breakers.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh my gosh, look at this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We have all collected in this one little room to
celebrate the fact it's Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
What day does this feel like to you?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
He feels like a Friday?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Who in the Morning show?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hey, Friddy, he feels like a Friday. It feels like
a Friday. It's Friday, Friday. It's so funny how all
these people from the northern part of our country say
Friday and all of us Hicks from the south call
it Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Hey, guys, welcome
to Friday. Yeah, how you doing. Danielle? You're good?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What about you over there? Gandhi feeling How about you? Froggy?
I am amazing, you are amazing. Hey, Nate Waits, look
at that. The whitest guy in the room is speak
Spanish to wish just a happy Friday. Hi, scary you
doing over there? You're good? Scottie me really good? How
you doing? Oh my god? No one is happier than

(01:09):
Diamond today. She got Saint John's one. How's your bracket
doing so far? Not that actually kind of We'll just
say you great, awesome. Yeah, she's walking ound with there
Saint John's jacket on and what were you saying, Jimmy
fallon predictab me.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Fell chose our alma mata Saint John's. Congratulations, Jimmy, you're
You've picked a good.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Team and we're off and another year, another march, madness
of people filling up braget brackets that never done. Yep,
brackets don't even understand basketball, and they're gonna win at all.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, Welcome to the day. Do we have any guests
to slow us down today? We've got lots of guests today.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We'll get to do that in here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That is good. That feels really really good. Who did
Are you on a grande iggy Azalia? Who else is
on there? All right? Thought there was someone else on there?
I thought there was, but I think I'm there's not
one anyway. Welcome today? Is this Katia?

Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yes, good morning, We're doing great.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Katia is calling from many Olah, which rhymes with granola,
which I could believe. That's the answer to the question
you're about to ask us. Okay, here's her question. Go
right ahead.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
So me and my coworker flip flop every Friday and
we pick up each other breakfast. So I wanted to
know what your favorite breakfast places are, so that way
we could try some new breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Spots breakfast spot or breakfast food. Okay, okay, well so
so and I'm not familiar with the many Ola Yeah
breakfast spots neither.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
I drive from Minola to Brooklyn, so I pass lots
of stops in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, I vote for a good diner.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Yeah, always breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
The diner concept is something look not being from New
York originally, but when I first moved here, back before
you were born, I learned about the diner, and I
learned about all the lusciousness that awaits on those fat menus.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Those venus are like ten to fifteen paces long.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Where do they keep all that food? I don't know, So, Katya,
I vote diner. What about you, Gandhi? If I say diner,
it covers all spectrum of food.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, I would say diner. If you're going for, like,
you know, the classic American breakfast. I'm a sucker for
a dosa if you want Indian food, but I don't
know how well that travels or if you want to
do that.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Before, I would love a dosa. Danielle breakfast.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Go, I would like bacon, egg and cheese on a bagel.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Be easy. Yeah, I love okay it Yeah, extra crispy
bacon right straight and eate breakfast. Give me some oatmeal
with some berries.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Baby healthy and eats out every day.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Thanks dope Poo poo and his oat mail poo. It's scary.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
What about you?

Speaker 10 (04:00):
You got some I see a fluffy mushroom onion cheddar
omelet in your in your future with some sliced salmon
and avocado on the sun.

Speaker 11 (04:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, we got so many things to choose from, Froggy,
what are you thinking? I like a good fluffy biscuit.

Speaker 12 (04:15):
I don't care what meat you put in it, but
a good fluffy biscuit sometimes.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wow, I love it when they put the meat in
the biscuit. I know you do you know?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I mean I'm a sausage gravy on biscuit kind of
guys too. Now we're getting southern.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
What about waffles and.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
You can get most of it at a diner.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Chicken, yeah, I think, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah, it's Friday, so I can't have the chicken because
it's during lead.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But you go ahead and have that chicken. And enjoy
it for me.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh got you? Oh my god? Why are we here?
I wasn't that enough for you?

Speaker 7 (04:55):
All?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, what's your next question?

Speaker 7 (04:56):
I'm sorry, I have one more.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh Jonahs. We were just talking about Jonas Khan. Now,
if you don't live here in the northeast of the
New York City, New Jersey area, Jonahs Khan is this
weekend at American Dream. Yes, our biggest most fun retail
of Destiny Destination, and they're expecting like ninety five thousand people.
There so many.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
People signed up for Jonas Khan. It's going to be insane.
I think scary. You're going, right, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, it's gonna be big. Jonas Brothers they're gonna be
here next Thursday if they survive Jonas Khan.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, they have a lot going on different things.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I think there's a lookalike contest somewhere today.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
I'm not where.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, I didn't even make the finals on that.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Are you, Katya? Are you going to I know, are
you going to go to Jonas Khan?

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I will be there and hopefully we'll run into any
of you that goes too.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well. I'm scary is gonna be there from nine am
to five pm.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Wow, part of that time.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's there the whole time he's on the payroll man.
All right, So yeah, the Jonas Brothers will be here
to give us a little preview a post view of
jonah Con next week. You know what, Speaking of breakfast
and Jodas Brothers, let's play waffle house.

Speaker 13 (06:07):
That works.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You're the first call of the day.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
We love you.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Gotta rename that chicken in waffle house?

Speaker 14 (06:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Who whit me?

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Wow, Rosco's Chicken and waffles. Remember that when you're now
like you gotta go to Roscoe's. Let's get into the
three things. Oh by by they get get Katia back here?
I didn't. I didn't take hate Kagia. I forgot one
important thing here.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Oh what is that?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, you are the first caller of the day, therefore
you score. What did she get?

Speaker 8 (06:43):
Well?

Speaker 15 (06:43):
Since Elvis goofed up and didn't give you a prize earlier,
I'm going to reward you with a two hundred and
fifty dollars cash gift card and a fifty dollars Wendy's
gift card because Elvis loves that thin mins Frosty so much.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Oh my god Min's Frosty.

Speaker 16 (06:55):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're gonna love that absolutely well, hold on one.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Second, Coti, use the Wendy gift card on breakfast one morning.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, there you go. We love those breakfast burritos and
Wendy's hold on Katya. Yeah, okay, I don't think. I
goofed up and played a song and it was pretty good.
I like how you tried to like totally totally. Let's
try to tie it all in and put rust on
my engine. That's not very enough. Well I was left up,
but I'm going to be here to save the.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I did have my first Wendy's Thin Mince Frosty of
the season the other day. They're only there for a
limited time. I love them. You can get them in
the vanilla or the chocolate. I got the vanilla because
that way you can see the streams of chocolate on
the cup better. I don't know, I'm into it. I
love it. Wendy's go on in the thin Mince frosty
is there inspired by the flavor of Girl Scout thin

(07:43):
mints topped with chocolated Wendy's. The w I noticed that,
oh really, yeah, it's a chocolate brand. Anyway, I love
you Wendy's and we love we love the Frosty. But
you got to get in there soon if you want it.
Menty Okay, into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi? What's going on? All right?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Travelers are dealing with a day of chaos as Heathrow
Airport in London is expected to remain closed all day
because of a power outage. Flights have come to a
grinding hall at one of the world's busiest airports, disrupting
travel across the globe. Officials that he Throw say the
airport will remain closed until eleven fifty nine pm because
of a fire nearby that caused a power outage overnight.

(08:20):
Britain's energy secretary described the fire as catastrophic, saying it
also affected backup systems, complicating the response.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Can I still get into Gatwick?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Give it a sean the small?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
President Trump on Thursday signed in executive order aimed at
dismantling the Department of Education. The White House says test
scores for kids have been in decline for years, and
it's time to see education authority be returned to individual states.
Education Secretary Linda McMahon will have to get congressional approval
to finally abolish the department. The Education Department was first

(08:52):
established back in nineteen seventy nine under President Carter. And finally,
pay attention, Nate, Danielle, if you have seasonal allergies, the
pollen counts will be higher than usual across the US
this year.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
My god, this is my favorite.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Pre carrier sinuses. Get your pills, whatever it is you
need to do. A senior meteorologist at ACI Weather said
that pollen counts will exceed historical averages in thirty nine
states as the warm weather rolls.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
In that and cicadas. We got a great, great season
on the WAE.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes, I can't wait. So exciting. Experts say people who
suffer from allergy should prepare for an intense allergy season
that could linger all the way into autumn. They say
allergy seasons across the country are now lasting one to
four weeks longer than they did previously because of changing
climate conditions.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
And those are your three things, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yes, what is today and what do we need to
do to activate today's.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
World down Syndrome Day?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
And we want to wear our crazy socks in support
of all of our friends and family members with that
extra fomosome.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Excellent, are you wearing your crazy song?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
My crazy socks actually have Sheldon on them with hearts.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's a picture from It's a picture of me.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh god, Yeah, I have ocean with manatees and some
nemos on there.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, what crazy sucks? You were in bombas on them?
What forgot? I'm sorry, scary your crazy socks. I got
short white socks. I got nothing special. Froggy show us
those crazy socks. I ain't got no socks on. That's
pretty crazy. Elvis Duran, dear God, what's this woman doing?

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Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hey, it's Saint Craye with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, Hi, Tate, where did they come from?

Speaker 9 (11:03):
Tage?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Just stop? Said Hi, Tate. Mccraig, Hey, so Diamond is
on another planet today, her Saint John's one.

Speaker 14 (11:16):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
As we get March Madness going, the brackets have started
to roll. Look how happy she is. She's so excited
she is. How happy is she?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
She is elated.

Speaker 14 (11:29):
I'm never I don't have good teams. I don't room
for good teams. So it's great to see my team
actually winning something. It's amazing. I'm so excited. But I
didn't see them when I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
People are sucking it today because I told everyone McNeice
would beat Clemson. I love I love McNee I picked McNeese.
I busted it, just busted so many my nieces in
Lake Charles's enna. Do you have another problem with that?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
My god, back off, he said.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Everybody's sucking it today.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Suck it today, because this is a I could bust
your babies. I stand corrected.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
You know, Diamond, this jacket that she has on the
trouble that she went through to get it. She was
like hate tweeting the owner of the store.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
It got crazy. So you're Saint John's jacket? Yes, why
we we hate tweeting the store to get her jacket?
And why would he give into.

Speaker 14 (12:18):
That well, they pissed me off. Okay, so they posted
this was like last week. Actually there was a post
the jacket was going to come out on Monday. It
was an exclusive in store drop only.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's a loud jacket. I can hear it. Yeah, I
love it. Okay, so you're gonna start a fire.

Speaker 14 (12:36):
So on Tuesday they post, Oh, actually no, on Monday
they post it's actually going to be released on Tuesday.
So I'm happy because I didn't stop by the store.
So I'm like, okay, great. Tuesday, I walk, we are
on what fifty something street? I walk all the way
to thirty fourth Street and the collab isn't in the store.
I was pissed off. I'm like, what's going on here?

(12:58):
You posted that it was going to be in the store.
I can't get it on the line. No, the Big
East Tournament starts in a few days.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
What am I gonna do?

Speaker 8 (13:07):
And they're like, well, sorry.

Speaker 14 (13:09):
Ma'am, what do you want us to do about it?
So I'm pissed. There's no answers. I wait until Friday. Oh,
I email the owner.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I'm like, this is there part two?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
It could be this could be a fifteen shirt, So
what happened.

Speaker 14 (13:23):
So basically the owner responds to me, He's like, Diamond,
please reach out to this person or whatever. That doesn't
work out either, so I just had to walk all
throughout the city until I finally went into a store
that had it.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
But my favorite part of the stories she didn't tell
is that she got a large and she added in
her hand, oh yeah, and the security guard said to her,
you know there's mediums over there.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You know you probably can go over there and get
your medium. She goes, I.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Am not putting this down until I get my medium
because someone gonna snatch it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
These these are like the cabbage patch crazy. You cannot
get your hands John jacket.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Jackets are the hottest things. People are selling them like
on eBay for like too much money.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I went all over the city looking for McNeice jacket.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Oh you should tweet at the owner.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, I'm glad that she is happy today. It's happy.
Thank you, all right, But you're the only one on
the show that's that's on the brackets.

Speaker 14 (14:17):
Diana as well, but I don't know what her bracket
looks like.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I was so mad last night that I didn't do one.
I was like, damn, it's too late.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Uh oh, let's get into the horoscope. Produce your same
is not here today? Who's doing these things?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Danielle and I are going to do it.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's gonna be fabulous.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Okay, you want me to start, daniel Shore, Okay. Celebrity
birthdays Gary Oldman, Rosie O'Donnell, and Matthew Broderick. Happy birthday everybody. Capricorn.
There's no way to predict the future. Let go of
your expectations.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Your day is a five Aquarius.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
You're comfortable in your ways, but that doesn't mean you
should shy away from challenges.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Your days an eight Spicys.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Prioritize yourself this weekend. Step away from the situation, know
what to say no to. Your day is an eight aries.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
By accepting the position you're in instead of resisting, you'll
be able to get the most out of it.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Your days is six trus.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
If you want to move fully past something, you first
need to process it, talk it out with a loved one.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Your day is a nine Gemini.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
So what if it didn't work out the first time around?
Tackle the roadblocks and keep on trying. Your days of
seven cancer. Instead of hitting the wall, run right through it.
Difficulties are not good enough of a reason to quit.
Your day's a nine Leo. It'll be easy to get
things done this weekend. Capitalize on that burst of excited energy.
Your days of ten.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Virgo, you've been creating some drama lately. Just make sure
you aren't getting in too deep. Your days of six.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Leebra, you've been ignoring the signs for a while. It's
possible that a certain someone doesn't serve you anymore.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Your days an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Find inspiration in someone else's success. It's not a threat.
Your day's a nine Sagittarians. Just because it's never been
done before, it doesn't mean it can't be. It's time
to break past your own boundaries. Your days of seven
and those are your Friday morning horoscopeoon.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
We have coming in today, Nate, Alex Garnish, Shelley does
a microphone.

Speaker 17 (15:54):
Alex Garnish, Shelley OK, one of our favorite chefs. H
and then Anthony Rodia and Gumba Jenny. That's right, we've
got tickets to sell. Daniel was producing her third comedy special, Very.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Excited, all right. It's going to be on HBO, Netflix and.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Apple TV everywhere, everywhere you want to see it. It's
going to be there, all right. So yeah, Anthony Rodilla
and Goomba, Johnny and our favorite chef, one of our
favorite beautiful chefs, Alex Corner. Shelley's in here. Love her.
She has a new cookbook out. Just looking at the
cover of this cookbook makes me salivate. Are you hungry?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
We should order breakfast.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Let's order something yea pizza?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Oh I wish? I love that awesome. I was so excited.
I decided to stay home with the boys last night. Yeah,
dogs and I were going to watch TV, so I
got online. I ordered steak and a steak free and
I ordered some French onion soup. I was very French
last Oh so good.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
We actually went out to John's of Times Square because
we went to see a show in the city. I
had four slices. Whoa for slices with chicken palm on top.

Speaker 14 (16:55):
Whoa?

Speaker 11 (16:56):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You know, there's a this is a very new York thing.
There's a new pizza place that's got all all the
town buzz and it's called Series. It's as as C
E R E. S uh. These guys used to be
an eleven Madison Park and everyone's saying, this pizza is
explosively fantastic. We had a chance, Nate and I had
a chance to walk over there before you know, the

(17:19):
days of lines, and we didn't do it that day.
Now they got lines. Only regret in my life right there.
Oh no, I have a list for you. We should
have gone. I hate me too, but anyway, we got
to get down there. We know, no, we don't. We
don't know anyone. But anyway, it's on Mulberry. I do

(17:41):
believe it's it's like no ho ish no, no, no.

Speaker 17 (17:45):
Yeah, yeah, it's Nolita, north of Little Italy.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's what that stands for. Welcome to New York City,
where every neighborhood has a title, like I live in Tribeca,
but it's close to China, so they called it Chibeca.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
And you're just south of so Ho so Ho. Yeah yeah,
and then north of Soho is no Ho correct.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yes, no nos around you.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
We got jokes all, Danielle, Yes, you got something coming up?

Speaker 11 (18:18):
What do you have?

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Netflix is bringing us a Willy Walker reality show, and
Jonas Khan is this weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Wait, hold on a Willy Wonk a reality show. Better
not have that Grandpa.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Joe you need I hope it's like that one escape
room where they showed up and everyone felt threatened because
they're all clowns.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I think I think it's Netflix.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I think it's better all right, that and more coming out.

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(18:59):
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Speaker 4 (19:01):
Elvis d Ran and The Morning Show. Welcome to the
Leicester Ran In the.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Morning Show, we should have just a podcast of us
ordering breakfast because we're sitting there. You're just sitting there
listening to the song. You're like, what are they doing? Well,
they're ordering breakfast. I mean, Froggy. You can hear it
from Jacksonville, right, You hear us trying to make breakfast decisions. Yeah, totally.
And I'm on the text message it is ugly. Yeah,
it all started out like, oh, I need some just eggs,

(19:28):
just eggs, nice, some nice protein eggs. And now I'm
ordering Moroccan chicken salad, Moroccan chicken with mashed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Sounds great. These options sound amazing.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I heard Gandhi a minute ago. Oh they have boiled shrimp.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I called them because I had questions about soup.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
What was your question?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
What kind of soup do you have? Because when you
push the button for soup, it just says regular or large,
but it doesn't give you an option of which soup,
and I need to know what's available. She told me
it should say it on the app.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
It doesn't.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
It doesn't. And now all I want is the soup
that she said she had.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
You know why we're so indecisive?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Well, hold on, what soup? Was it?

Speaker 8 (20:05):
Turkey chili?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh my god, that sounds awesome. Yeah, soup turkey chili
is not a soup chili.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
It's a chili.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
But it's under the soups. I have to call back.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
We are not starting this argument. We are not starting
this argument because it's all just sausage.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Keeping it.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I can see it's under the soup category because it's
easy for them.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
What scary issue is because we eat breakfast and lunch
and there's so many more options. So that's why we're
so indecisive, because it's not just we're choosing from breakfast items.
You're choosing from you know, all kinds of things. You
could open it up to pizza, all types of cuisines, barbecue,
we could have, you know, we eat all kinds of
things at this What you heard?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
What are you saying? I didn't hear you. I didn't
hear him. What did you say?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I'm unsure?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, His point is great. People always question is how
do you eat dinner foods? For breakfast? We just always
have easy.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
There's nothing wrong with it. Breakfast foods and themselves are
not that healthy.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay. I just ordered the weirdest thing Moroccan marinated chicken
with brown rice, mashed potatoes, glazed carrots, no bread, roasted corn,
and tortilla's trips.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Wow, I love that.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't know what happened. I got all these starches coming.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
They have so much on that menu that it's it's
hard to choose.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Can I turn that off? Can I remove item? Goodbye? Oh?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
What did you remove that? What you just ordered.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yes, it sounds so good with rice and potatoes. Oh yeah,
I'll start over. Let's get into Daniels. God, Daniel's going.
If you wonder what we do during Daniel's report, we
order breakfast.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
That's it.

Speaker 12 (21:27):
You know what else I always love is I always
love the Okay, I'm ready to order. No no, no, no,
somebody's not done yet. There's always one person they're getting
yelled at.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Okay, I'm the holdout today.

Speaker 14 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
Well, what you don't see is the text message that says, Okay, guys.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We're ordering in ten minutes. Okay, we're ordering in two minutes.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Let's go. It's a message, what are you ordering? Over there?

Speaker 18 (21:45):
I'm getting oatmeal with so I got it what I wanted,
something sweet, but I cannot find a black and white cookie.
And black and white cookies are great here in New York.
So you can go downstairs and get them. Yeah, so
I'm getting a marble loaf.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Do that that'd be good?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Marble loaf last night? Really a marble loaf? Don't get
a marble loaf?

Speaker 9 (22:07):
Why?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
It just sounds awful. It's like chocolate and vanilla. Yeah,
usually they're just they're prepackaged I don't know, all right,
I take it out of the you know you do you?
I don't want to yuck. You're young. No, you just
told it. Don't get it. Don't get the Marne gone
the same marble if you get it out of the machine.
Down the hall they.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Have marble loaf marble down there.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
They did.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
Otis, Yes, otis another bad name.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
There will be no.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Otis spunk Myer, slander.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Otis spunk Meyer. I'm sure there. Spunk Meyer family is
like sot Is that really a guy's name? What the
family is? Very upset they have that name. Let's go Danielle. Okay.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
So it is the weekend we are kicking off jonahs Con.
It is a Jonas Brothers festival to mark their twentieth anniversary.
And they also dropped a surprise track. It's called love
Me to Have an I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Do you have it there? I forgot to tell you
to bring it up right?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Which the whole song?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
No, you just play a little.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Sounding great, it's God Lovely to Heaven. Jonahs Conn. This
weekend American.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Dream Yes, so Sunday American.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Answers. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
So Sunday, Jonas Cohn is a New Jersey's American Dream
in East Rutherford.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
It is free, but I think you might have had
to sign up. I think thousands of people are going
to show up, but you know, if you're a Jonahs
Brothers fan. Also, I think tonight at Madison Square Garden
there's like a Jonah's Brothers look Alike contest. There's things
going on all weekend long. Scary is going to be
hosting a bunch of stuff. Garrett's going to be at
a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 13 (23:57):
I know.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Deanna is so a lot of cool stuff out there.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
So Celia Gomez and Benny Blanco, they released their collaborative
album today. I said I love you first, so you
may want to get your hands on that. This is
pretty cool for Mariah Carey. She got a huge win
in the copyright lawsuit that was followed against her, which
claims she stole elements from another song for her song
All I Want for Christmas Is You. A judge dismissed

(24:21):
the suit, saying it did not meet the burden of
proof needed.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So Mariah is all good.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
You know, people are always coming at her for that
song because she's made a mint.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I mean that's been out a long time. Wouldn't you
think you would have come out at her? You know
what I mean? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Netflix is bringing us the Golden Ticket. It is a
reality competition inspired by Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
They are casting contestants right now and they say you're
gonna get a chance to enter Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It's
a high stake social experiment. You have to navigate games
and tests and temptations. A premiere date is going to

(24:56):
be announced later this year. And Nate like something you
should be involved in. You should you love Wonka?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Don't you love Wonka?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Except for that Grandpa Joe said Charlie's Charlie Bird. I
don't think it is filthy bed sheets.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
I'm not sure grand is going to be in.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
He shouldn't be crept his nightgown. Charlie. Oh my gosh, okay,
far Charlie. One of the most smelled wells.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Exciting things that we heard yesterday is.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Coco Too is.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
No stop.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yes, Yes, It's going to be full of humor, heart
and adventure. And Coco made over two hundred and ten
million dollars in the US and almost eight hundred and
fifteen million worldwide for Disney.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
So they're excited to bring us Coco too.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Do you dare me to watch Coco again this week?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
I dare you.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I love Coco't cry, I cry return.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I know it's so good.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Apple TV Plus did you know they're deep in the red?
They lose about one billion dollars annually?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Apple yep.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Apple Corporation said that they invest five billion a year
into their streaming service and their current losses are manageable.
I don't understand how you can say it don't manageable.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, don't cry for Apple.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I know, but if they're losing.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
A billion dollars annually, how is that manageable? That's a
lot of damn money.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Because the rest of the company picks it up. You've
bought another iPhone.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
They keep in mind if Apple this is a true,
This is true. I do believe this would be true.
If Apple went out of business today. They still have
enough cash, Yeah, to pay off every single investor that
lost oh their shares? Yeah, wow, they have.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Don't cry for Apple, okay, And they have a lot
fewer subscribers than Netflix. Disney Amazon. So you know they
have Ted Lasso the Morning Show Severance. But these shows
are not enough.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Big companies have divisions that lose and they keep them
just for novelty stake like our show for INDs. What
they do they keep us for novelty. My heart keeps
us for novelty.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Okay, Kendrick Lamar could be featured in the twenty twenty
eight LA Olympics opening ceremony. They're saying that he is
truly a Los Angeles icon. They said it would be
pretty a pretty fair bet to say that Kendrick will
have something to do with the Olympics when it happens
in LA in twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
So I'll keep you posting. What are we doing this weekend? Well, guys,
what do I have here? Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the fairest of them all?

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Here she goes, It's all about snow White this weekend.
I'm so excited the live action adaptation is in your theaters.
And yes, I do have a magic mirror in my
hand right now. Don't try and take it out. Okay,
thank you Disney for sending it to me. The first
season of Happiest Place finale that's on this weekend. You've
got NASCAR, You've got Severn's, You've got March Madness, Go Johnny's.

(27:42):
We're so excited that Saint John's doing so well. I'm McNee,
I'm American Idol, Yellowjackets, the White Lotus. David Blaine, do
not attempt. He has a special on National Geographic this weekend.
So a lot of stuff. SNL is a repeat, so
you don't have to worry about that. But it's all
about the you know, the basketball.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And Gators played at night too. Go getors, there we go. Heyyah,
Sunday nights is now a bad night for me because
I get White Lotus and righteous gemstones. They Hey, food news, Froggy,
did you see the story today about cheesecake factory. Okay,
we always talk about cheesecake Factory. They have that menu
that's like eightyoud eighty pages long. Right, they have added

(28:28):
more than twenty dishes to their two hundred and fifty
eight of menu. They removed thirteen added twenty.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh no, I hope they didn't remove something.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I like, well, I don't know what they removed. I
know what they added. Hold on, let me get it.
I have the story. I pulled it up for you.
I'm with you, okay. Below is a list of the
latest dishes. They added. Grilled asparagus, honey roasted carrots, charred
sugar snat peas all very good. Chicken and jalapeno fritters.

(28:57):
Oh this looks good. They're battered and fried christ fire
roasted chilies, cheddar cheese and green onions. Oh okay, hold
on the ah tuna and shrimp savichi, the chicken shawarma
on peita, the mort the tyster fried noodles. They've added
the cheese steak Factory, cheese cake Factory, Cheese steak factory

(29:20):
right there on South Street, and Philly Uh seared tuna,
tataki salad, grilled Brenzino, the skinny delicious Brenzino, the steak
fruit and spicy ginger beef tenderloin all added. And now
at the bar, they've added the Japanese whiskey sour damn
cheese cake Factory.

Speaker 10 (29:41):
Hello what I've always wondered what their walking refrigerator looks like.
I really want to go back there and see, because
they've got so much, and think of all those ingredients
that they need.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
At their sliders are my favorite. They taste a lot
like white Castle sliders, which I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Do they make you?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
They know? White Castle doesn't do that to me?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh my gosh, I poof, Oh oh wow.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I was gonna say something about the stuff mushrooms, but
now I don't want to What do those make you?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Do? You don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
All of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Can I start my days in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Freshen up your morning with Wendy's breakfast like a breakfast
baconator or a grilled sausage breakfast burrito, or even a
honey buddy ready for a fresh wake up call. It's
got to be Wendy's at participating us Wendy's. So it
seems like I don't know my life anyway. There are

(30:46):
more shows that were watching on Netflix and Max and
everything else, right, so now we're getting into that zone where, well,
can I watch it without Alex or do I have
to wait for him to be there? I know that you,
you and Sheldon have a thing yell yeah, like if
you see like, okay, you're stuck on a plane, let's

(31:06):
say yeah, coming home? From England, watch six hours whatever
and your bored and a movie comes on and you
want to watch it, but oh, I need to wait
until Danielle sees it.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
So he did that the other day.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
He texted me and he we hadn't seen Anora yet
and he so he takes a picture of it on
the screen and he sends it to me and I said,
don't you No, no, and then he's like what and
I go, no, We're that We're gonna watch that together.
And he's like, okay, fine, and he waits. He does wait,
and he's very very good, like if he sees something
that he knows I will, like, he'll watch the first

(31:38):
episode and then he'll stop and he'll say, you would
love this so much.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
I'm going to go back and read watch.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
He's very good. Oh yeah, he's great.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay, I want truth right now, everyone in the room. Okay,
have you ever watched something and then and you knew
when you were watching it you shouldn't be watching it
because you're supposed to wait for someone else to watch
it with you, but you watched it anyway. Then you
had to watch it again and pretend you had seen it.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I have done that yet, okay, numerous times?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, yeah, all right, all right for sure do you
feel like a total ska scag skag skis? Do you
want right about now?

Speaker 17 (32:15):
So?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Brother, now look at that diamonds into it? Do you
want to hear that? What's that skank song?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Rockefellers?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You want to hear Rockefeller scan?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Is that what she wants to hear? That's what John's
warning last night? Right about now? My funk? So brother, anyway,
where were we?

Speaker 9 (32:33):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Cheating on your significant other by watching something? But then
you have to sit to the whole damned thing again.
I mean, so a movie is one thing. If it's
an entire season, you're really screwed. Seriously, So how does
that work? Can you act right? Can you like, oh,
oh my god? Can you believe she just said that

(32:56):
cat Watch cat Watch?

Speaker 5 (32:58):
I totally not busted doing it because I wasn't paying
attention to it the way I should be. So I
was playing on my phone and he said, you watched
this already, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
What Why would you say that.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
The screen?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (33:11):
I know?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right? So yeah, so we're in that zone now
because we have righteous Gemstones, White Lotus with all those.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
So sometimes if we're away, like we'll watch it together
at the same time, like well, okay, you push playing now,
push play now, so that we watch it and then
we get on the phone and.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Just that's a pay in the ass, you know. We
do that on planes. Yeah, even though we're the screens
are right next to each other. I mean I could
easily just lean over and take one of his earbods
pods in my ear, which is uncomfortable. So we have
to like synchronize both and we watch it at the
same time.

Speaker 18 (33:46):
So stupid, so impossible to do. Somebody is always one
second ahead of the other person. Three one start, damn it?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
So when should I play fat boy slim now? About now?
My phone's so, oh my god, Yeah, what just happened.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
That's funny to me.

Speaker 8 (34:06):
It's funny when you do you have a sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
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Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tapped.

Speaker 10 (36:01):
Hie, scary, give us a good phone tap, So let
me emailed us wanting to phone tap his neighbors, James
and a Lane.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
So this erotic sex toy.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
Store opened up in the strip Wall parking lot in
the neighborhood and the entire community is up in arms
about it, especially Jeames in the lane.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
So they left messages for the sex toy owner. And
I'm gonna pretend to be here at this is Winster from.

Speaker 9 (36:26):
Waits. I left about four messages for you for crying
out lab How long is did they give to get
back to somebody? You've got that chick toy store in
a stript wall. What the hell's the matter with you?

Speaker 10 (36:36):
There's nothing the matter with me. The same way to
these other businesses living their American dream. I'm living mine.
It's all about capitalism.

Speaker 9 (36:43):
American dream. This is a nice little suburban community. People
enjoy sex in the privacy of their own homes, not
out on the streets. You got this stuff right out
on you.

Speaker 10 (36:52):
There's nothing in the street. Show me where there's something
in the street. I got tinted windows.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
How about the flyers you put on people's shields. You
think the kids don't fit those up? And look it up.

Speaker 10 (37:03):
That was for a promotion we were doing called slippery Saturdays.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
Your thread no thin ice, miss. If you don't shut
that place down voluntarily, I will make sure that it
gets shut down. And that's not a threat, that's a promise. Okay,
you don't know what you're dealing with here.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I have just as much right to be here as
Chipotle does.

Speaker 9 (37:22):
I got that guy from the sexborn f in the strip,
not a porn star.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
Hello, Hi, listen. You don't know you're really making a
disruption to this neighborhood as a mother. Do you know
what it's like to walk past and have a thirteen
year old girl ask me what vanoit balls are.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Tell her it's a big girl necklace.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
Don't tell me watch that you'll talk to my wife.

Speaker 13 (37:45):
I got a little boy going to Jimberee and he's
looking in there and there's a strap on sticking up.
I got a taliment an elephant nose for Halloween costume.
This is what I'm telling my kids.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Well, you know what you get? A Mother of the
Year award, congratulations.

Speaker 13 (37:58):
Days, a superhero weapon, anything what.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
You're supposed to do. Let's get creative with the kids.

Speaker 13 (38:04):
Look, I'm not saying you can't have your sex shop,
but you have it in some deserted lot somewhere.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
You don't have it next to it.

Speaker 13 (38:11):
Dunkin Donuts on.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Thursday is TVT touch, But Thursdays.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
I'm telling you to watch your mouth when you talk
to my wife.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Why are you coming and look around?

Speaker 9 (38:21):
Let me tell you something listing. The last person you
want in there is me, because I'll break your knee
capture if I come in here. You hear me, you,
let's just get off the phone with this guy. I
don't want to I don't even want to pick. The
action that I got to take is no longer fam you.
I don't know, it's me. Okay, what are you gonna do?
You'll know when my boat is three quarters up? You're okay?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Perfect?

Speaker 10 (38:41):
You know I'm recording this, so anything you say will
be held against you in a court of law.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
How about that?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
All fite?

Speaker 14 (38:47):
My?

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Well, are you recording that you're doing some fun of
children and stuff like that? You're not getting any business
in there. I look, there's nobody in there at two in.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The you look, wait a second, you look to you
not been here.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
No, I'm there with my kids and we're looking there
and there's nobody in there, nobody running.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Us, not dying in there. You're dying in there. All right?

Speaker 10 (39:09):
Well, if you want me to close shop, I have
to talk to my number one investor to see if
he wants.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
To move good.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
Right here, you do that. Who's your number one investor?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
His name is Elvis, Elvis Duran oh bo.

Speaker 9 (39:22):
He doesn't need that crap radios just make excuses.

Speaker 10 (39:26):
I'm gonna tell him that you've been phone tapped. This
is scary Jones. Your neighbor Lenny put me up to this,
said you complain to the time.

Speaker 13 (39:43):
And go kick his heads.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
There you go. A thousand dollars. I have it. Should
we give it away? Just keep it?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Give it away.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I don't know what button to push. Stupid a stupid phone.
I hate this place.

Speaker 11 (39:58):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I mean? Does it?

Speaker 9 (39:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Hello? Is this Deanna?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Hi Dianna. Oh my god, thank god we found you.
This phone system we have is such an antique, and
it's the newest model we confined. I don't know. But
besides that, Deanna, you just want a thousand dollars. Congratulations.

Speaker 16 (40:14):
Wait, god, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
You're so welcome into the weekend with one thousand dollars.
Did you ever in a million years think you would
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Speaker 9 (40:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 16 (40:23):
I try every day and I've never won.

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It finally pays off. It's called persistence. Keep on keeping on, Deanna. Congratulations.
What are you doing this weekend? Tell me nothing.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
This is my weekend off.

Speaker 16 (40:35):
I usually do dance competitions with my daughter, so this
is my first weekend off.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Oh good enough. Dancing with a daughter. Just for this weekend. Anyway,
you go out and enjoy this weekend. It's your weekend.
You're the lucky one in the house. You just want
a grand Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 16 (40:46):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Thank you. Hold on Deanna, the last of five incredible
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I hope?

Speaker 16 (40:57):
So.

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Speaker 8 (41:11):
Haha, laugh, funny.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
The moment you wake up, we go up them.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Elvis dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Wow, what a busy Friday. Goomba. Johnny and Anthony Ridia
on the way in in a few minutes to talk
about Daniel's incredible night of laughter. Yes, hey, take us
still available, by the way, you want to talk about it?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, it's called Laughter Unleashed.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
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Speaker 3 (41:53):
It finds homes for them. It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
And again Tammy Pescatelli, Joe Gato, Goomba, Johnny, Anthony Doa
all performing.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Not many tickets left, so if you want to get him.

Speaker 6 (42:03):
Go to Gothamcomedyclub dot com so that you can come
and hang with all of us on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Aym and sister. We're talking about that in a little
bit with Anthony and Gunbala when they're here. Hi, Lisa,
how are you.

Speaker 11 (42:15):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
How are you doing very well? Ready for that weekend?
I'm so ready. Yeah, I am pumped, ready to burn
some furniture. Let's go. I don't know if everyone else
heard it, but Lisa was here a little while ago
when we kind of flushed the format. We just played
all that crazy music. Did you like that?

Speaker 16 (42:33):
Oh my god? It was amazing. I was like, like
every song you guys put on, I was like no, no,
oh my god, just like sometimes you forget about that
kind of music, you know, because like we're just so
caught up in like today's music. And I was jobbing
my son to school. I drop off and I was
dancing and singing and like he was like, stop it, mom.
I was like, no, this is amazing. You don't even

(42:55):
understand this music because he is it now he's seventeen.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh please. So they're like, how dare I'm happy? How damn?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Move for once? Anyway, I'm glad that you enjoyed it,
and he'll get over it. But anyway, Hey, I know
you're a teacher. I have homework for you. Okay, well okay, So,
uh do you Are you familiar with Mel Robbins?

Speaker 9 (43:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh wow? She's an incredible force in god. How do
you describe what she does?

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I think she's like self help, motivational speaker. Beyond she's
my best friend in my head. You'll love her.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
She has this best seller out it's number one across
the boys called the Let Them Theory. It's I mean,
when you go on vacation, to go anywhere, you see
people reading this book, I want you to listen to it.
It's narrated by Mel, and when you listen to her,
it makes you just want to take off the headphones
because you're audibling this thing and just go take care
of you in your life. It tells you how to

(43:51):
tune out all the negative bull crap in the world.
Right now, you're listening to chapter seven of about adults
throwing temper tantrum.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Chapter seven is when grown ups throw.

Speaker 16 (44:03):
Okay, yeah, I'm familiar with that, So I mean, I'm
I'm going through like a separation right now, and it's
been kind of you know, it's it's been a ride.
So that would actually be a perfect thing to looking
to when you know.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Exactly and you know Mel Robbins and you'll hear her
when she's on our show. She'll be on in a
couple of weeks. She actually has this no nonsense, I'm
your best friend kind of way of helping you out
through this. And in this book, in the let Them theory,
it explains like, if you're ever stuck, overwhelmed, or frustrated
where you are, the problem isn't you. The problem is

(44:42):
the power that you give to other people, you know,
And the simple word she uses is just let them.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Okay, So she starts out with let them, but there's
also a second component, which is let me. So you
have to learn about that as well, because you can't
always blame everybody for everything, although we'd like to, you know,
so there is another moment to let me part, but
you gotta listen. It's it's really great.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
We love Mel Robinson. We're so excited she's gonna be
on our show. Now, here's your homework. I gave you homework.
I'm going to give you an audible membership. You know,
there's nothing better than reading a book. Oh there is
listening to the book and having the authors actually read
to you and talk to you. So I'm gonna give
you an audible membership so you can listen to Mel Robbins.
I'm also going to give you a two hundred and

(45:26):
fifty dollars Amazon gift card.

Speaker 16 (45:29):
Oh my god, it's amazing, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
And I'm going to give you an Amazon Echo, which
I love. We love this thing.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
This is nice.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
You know you know her name, right, it's a lot
of stuff.

Speaker 16 (45:39):
Yeah, you know her name.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Don't wake her up. So you got an Amazon Amazon
Echo Echo, two hundred and fifty dollars Amazon gift card,
and this Audible memberships and listen to the Let Them
Theory by Mel Robins. You're gonna love it and thank
you for listening, li So we sure do appreciate it.

Speaker 16 (45:56):
Oh my god, thank you so much. That's so amazing.
You guys are so nice. I listened to you every morning.
And you know, my son's always thinking on crazy in
the car, doing crazy things.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
So but he.

Speaker 16 (46:10):
Listens to sometimes if he's not sleeping on the way
to school.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
But he's seventeen. What do you want If I was seventeen,
I wouldn't listen. I wouldn't listen to this crap you guys.

Speaker 16 (46:20):
Sometimes he is funny sometimes, but sometimes he's like, oh
my god, that's you know, he thinks it's like an
old people thing because everything is so you know.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
He's seventeen.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Everyone's told us, don't give him any of this.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, yeah, don't give him any money. Lisa, you did
say it's not for him. Don't forget that. We don't
think that. We didn't hear you say that you're going
to a separation and it's it's a very interesting time
for you. Hey, you know what good for you? Great
things are on the way to you, and you know that.

Speaker 16 (46:47):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just you know, one day at a
time exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
You can do it, and you're doing it real good.
You know what they say, if you're going through hell,
keep on going, don't stop, Lisa, hold on one second,
and thank you for listening to us. Love that, and uh,
of course we love having Audible as a partner of ours.
There's nothing nothing fine with them having them read their
book to you. Oh they don't really read it. They

(47:14):
kind of tell you their.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Story and you get extras like the Mariah careybook she sings.
If you just reading it, she's not gonna sing to you,
so you gotta you gotta listen to it.

Speaker 14 (47:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
If you sign up today, you get a free thirty
day trial. But you got to do this. You have
to go to audible dot com slash Elvis. It's audible
dot com slash Elvis. I won't be happy till everyone
is on audible. Audible dot com slash.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Elvis Elvis Duran he just keeps book opening his mouth
stand the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
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(48:04):
What day does this feel like to you, it feels
like a Friday.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Whoa in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Hey, baby, you made it. The weekend is finally here.
You deserve it. Let's get out and let's play Happy
Birthday to Nita. We're celebrating with her tonight for some
birthday celebration. Steak Birthday, our prink. Claudia from Why one
hundred point seven in Miami's on with us. Hi, Claudia,
Welcome to the weekend.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
I know you're so excited just like us. Hey, so look,
we're stuck in New York. It's a little cool here
this weekend. It's going to be nice and sunny and
eighty there this weekend. What is going on in town?

Speaker 9 (48:42):
All right?

Speaker 5 (48:43):
So we got the Miami Open going on.

Speaker 14 (48:45):
We also have spring Break week two and NASCAR going on.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh okay, I thought they didn't want anyone there for
spring break, but we're still saying it's spring break. People
are still showing up for this.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
People are They're behaving though, but they are showing up.

Speaker 14 (48:59):
I was near Miami yesterday for a little bit, and yeah,
the parking is not joke.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
It's one hundred dollars per day.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Wow. Really?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
And you get told, oh it's over, it's like five
hundred plus dollars. Yeah, good luck with that.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
If I live down there and I had like a
you know, a house right by something like the beach
or something, I would charge to use my garage for
the day.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Why your entire Yeah, people do it. People do it all.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Remember they do it in Iowa by the Iowa State.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, yeah, I love that, I do it. Well, I'm
gonna be down for form to one. I can't wait
for that. Well, I've never been to a car race
in my life. That's in May, I think, right, and yeah,
what do you do? What do you do in a
car race?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Just watch it go around, you, watch you cheer the wave.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
It's a bunch of rich people will be there too.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Do not step into the road at any point to
take a photo.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
But if it says walks froggy, what's that one all about?
F one is?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
You know?

Speaker 12 (49:57):
It's very different than Nascar. Nascar they just drive around
and st was like a Toller bowl f F one,
very different, very celebrity, lots of rich people, so completely
different experience than NASCAR.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I bet they're not racing. Might be seventeenth between everybody.
I bet they're not racing to the rich people's neighborhoods. No, no, no,
all right, so make plans of Claudia. I gotta come
out to Formula one with me. F one. Let's go. Okay,
let's make it, make it, make it a thing. All right.
So wherever you are, where you're listening to us, in
Miami or New York or everywhere in between or out

(50:30):
points west, just listen to us Monday, We're back, I promise.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Elvis Duran here he is, and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Freshen up your morning with Wendy's breakfast like a breakfast
baconator or a grilled sausage breakfast burrito, or even a
honey buddy ready for a fresh wake up call. It's
got to be Wendy's at participating us Wendy's.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
All right, we always love Googbyjohnny stops By. You made
it on time. Welcome to the show, John Johnny. Where
uh Anthony o'della, your partner in crime is in the elevator.
Daniel went to get him.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Yeah he's here. Thank you didn't hear any.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Minute the way?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Oh there he is. You know, hey, Anthony Anthony Anthony
Odea would wear your back. I'm back. I never left John, No,
your back is hurt, you mean my actual Yeah, my
back is really day. Okay, hold on, hold on. So
they said he's running late because his back hurts. Like
that's bull crowd and he's bull the traffic. I didn't

(51:37):
walk here. He would have been here sooner. No, Elvis,
you could probably relate to this pain. It's right above
my left ass cheek. Oh wow, yeah, mine. Mine is
usually a little more centered. But okay, don't make me laugh.
Don't make me laugh.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
And hurt so much, so good to laugh, he told,
because he's in the gym, and that's why he'd rather
really fat.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
When I was fat, I never pulled my ass muscle.

Speaker 11 (52:01):
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
No, the couch is comfortable and safe. No, had I
had like fat injuries. They were like, why'd you pull
your back? I'm like, oh, my wife put the cookies
on top of the fridge. I had to stretch the gravel.
Oh this is so bad.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Though it came in so that we wouldn't clown him,
and I.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Was like, oh, Garrett hit on me in the elevator.
He was like, what's the matter. I'm like, I got
a pain in my ass and goes, oh, I got
to show you a yoga move. I'm like, dude, I'm
married because I could stretch you out. I'm like, this
is this.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
Is not your average morning show.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
All right, well tell you what. There'll be plenty of
time be stretched out later. Okay, there's a reason why
we're all joining, of course together. It's our friend Danielle.
She's doing another one of her incredible comedy nights, Laughter Unleashed.
Johnny will be hosting, and of course Anthony Ridio will
be there, and of course Joe Gatto's gonna be there,
and we're raising money for Joe Gaddo's pups and friends.
Talk about it, Danielle, talk about why you get your

(52:56):
best friends together for these incredible events. This is the
great one.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
So these guys are awesome because I call them and
they're like, of course, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
They're just so great.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
So, you know, we all love dogs, we all love puppies,
and a lot of people unfortunately, when a dog gets older,
a lot of people turn their backs on them and
it's sad and disabled pups. And you know you loved
your three legged dogs, Elvis right, I.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Love Yeah, I take four legged dogs and rip a
leg off because I really appreciate that. Three like a
dog a little more. Well, basically my name in high
school els three legged dogs.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
Good.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Shut up?

Speaker 11 (53:30):
Don't invite me over a house for a barbecue.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Can I get through this?

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Ghados Joe Ghadows organization does that. He gives a sanctuary
and rescue to these animals. So we're doing it at
Gotham Comedy Club. We were there last time. Tammy Pescatelli's
also going to be joining these guys, and we just
had a blast last time, so we figured we'd do
it again. It's April first, April Fool's Day, so it's perfect.
Doors are at six showtimes at second. VIP tickets are

(53:56):
already gone.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
You can't get those. We are sold out.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
Those went first, but we do have some general admission
tickets first and for you you can go to Gothamcomedy
Club dot com. It's Gothamcomedy Club dot com.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
See I'd rather not be vi P because I'd rather
be near the exit. Yeah, no one's gonna see me,
no one's gonna pick on me. Here's a new rule.
For this night. That's different than the last time we
all got together with you guys, there are no rules.
Last time, Daniel wanted to keep it a little more clean.
This time you want it balls deep, right, Daniel's exactly.

(54:29):
It's exactly what I want to hear bullsd with an
ass injury right now. Yeah, And for some reason she
wanted to keep it clean. I'm the one that got
all the phone calls. Listen, we've got to We've got
to tone it down. Are you able to tone it down?
I go, yeah, Just I have to not hang out
with my wife and kids before the show. Just take
a break from my anger comes from. Well, next time,

(54:51):
you can do whatever you want, Johnny. You can do
whatever you want, go wherever you want this time.

Speaker 11 (54:54):
And the direction will go in the next show is
going to be in a Russian bath house.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I got a question, you.

Speaker 10 (55:01):
Know, as with these shows, there's the host and then
there's the featured comics. Is the role of the host
supposed to be that they have to be less funny
to make the other comics?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Are they supposed to try?

Speaker 19 (55:12):
There the funny that so Johnny and I have been
torn almost six years now. People say to me they're
like all the time. They're like, Johnny comes out, murders
the crowd, and then we're sitting there going, well, how
much funnier can Anthony possibly be if he just murdered?
But the reason why he does that is because I
have to go one hundred and fifty percent over that,

(55:33):
So I don't. I mean some comics they want like
something watered down before them so they don't have it.
I want him to kill it because if he kills it,
I have to go.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I have no option. I can't came on. Yeah, exactly. Wow. Well,
also we wanted Gandhi and I want Danielle to do
a set.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Can we go?

Speaker 14 (55:50):
Come on?

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Guys? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
How hard is it to get her five minutes to
stay up?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
How hard is it?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Just write it for me?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
You guys don't get anything. How about this, We make
a little fighting deal. If she either does five minutes
or she eats three tablespoons of mail, you got something.
We'll do commercials to help me write it because I

(56:19):
am not good at that.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
Anytime she sees anything white and creamy, she breaks out
in high.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
And that's what happens. When that's what happens when you
give Johnny the ability to say whatever he wants sixty
years old.

Speaker 20 (56:34):
She goes off, she goes there, She goes, oh, Danielle,
all right, so if you can eliminate the words white
and creamy from the conversation, I hate it.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Or you can take you could do, you could do.

Speaker 11 (56:49):
What you have to do is go up and do
the bit that when we are in the weakest link
together has.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
A funny story. But hold on, Johnny, you tell that
every single I'm not doing this show. You need a
new one. You need to new what said? Thing with
Johnny his memory is so shot when he tells it,
he thinks it's a new one. Okay, he thinks, do
you understand every show, including this weekend? I get a
text from the person that manages the green room or

(57:16):
the theater, and it's the same picture, a picture of
black framed glasses, and they go, anyone leave these? Yeah,
Johnny nineteen glasses?

Speaker 7 (57:26):
You oh?

Speaker 9 (57:27):
I know.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
I come home now and I say to my wife,
when did we get that couch? And she goes, it's
been here for.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
No.

Speaker 19 (57:34):
He had the best response to, I go, Johnny, you
left your glasses again in the green room.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
He goes, I leave them intentionally to see who my
real friends are. So good and Anthony, you guys are
still out there doing doing your your tour together. How
old have you guys been been together. It's almost six
years now.

Speaker 11 (57:53):
We are in the sixth year.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Okay, we're in the sixth year. Ok So it all
happened before pandemic and then.

Speaker 19 (57:58):
Yeah, yeah we actually he met at Gotham doing a
charity event for Chats Palmontary.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
It's the first time I ever met him in person.
I've seen him before.

Speaker 19 (58:05):
He almost ran me over with his corvette in like
I think twenty nineteen in Urshelle.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Why did he almost run you over?

Speaker 19 (58:13):
Why didn't he Because he came out He came out
of his apartment like a bat out of hell. I
was crossing the street going to Greasy Knicks to get
a burger and then he almost he like zoomed by me.
So I yelled at him, I choice words that I'll
leave off the air so we don't have to hit
that button. And he raised his hand and gave me
like a parade float wave, as if I was like
looking for a meet and greet.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, just gotla Gotamoh it's u. Johnny almost hit me
with your car years ago. He goes, no, I didn't.
I say, yes, she did. He goes, what kind of car?
I go, black Corvette. He goes, I'm sorry for almost
in you. So yeah, and now we're we're on six years. Guys,
when you're doing your your thing on the road, have
you ever just two of you do a duo set?

(58:55):
Is there such a thing?

Speaker 11 (58:57):
No, it's funny that you brought that up, because that's
something I wanted to approach him about recently. You're doing
it now at the end, at the end of our show,
at some point, I want us both to come out.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Oh, I mean like a Q and A like Yes,
start off a Q and A with me. I'll expose
all your dark secrets, Johnny. What are they? Johnny likes
to do laundry butt naked because he wants to include
the clothes that he's wearing and washed out.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Up.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
It makes it makes sense, but it makes sense when
you think you're alone. We go to play top golf
and Johnny doesn't go because you're gonna do laundry. So
I go, oh, I forgot my clubs. We turn around.
We opened the door. Me and my little brother in Florida,
we own the door, and Johnny's butt naked. Now, normally
a man covers his junk. You would have thought Johnny

(59:46):
was being held up. His hands went up and his
little baby third arm, which it is a baby arm.
God bless his wife's tolerance for pain. That was just
hanging down, and I go, what do you doing? He
was doing laundry. I go with the clothes you were
wearing in the wash. I do everything, help this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:04):
Everybody left the house. I'm gonna I'm standing by the
washing machine right and I put all the clothes in
the washing machine. I only have two pieces of clothes,
a T shirt and underwear. So I said, okay, I'm
gonna shower. Let me take this off, and I throw
it off. As timing would have it, I take off
my underwear and my T shirt. I'm butt naked standing

(01:00:24):
by the washing machine. Anthony and his brother come in.
I thought it was a home invasion.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
I throw my hands off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I was I was a coward.

Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
I was a coward in cop capital letters, and they
never let me live.

Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Do you know.

Speaker 19 (01:00:47):
My brother's first thought was we get back in the truck.
I'm like, oh my god, I just seen so much
of Johnny. My brother goes, you're not gonna sit on
the couch and watch TV like that is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I'm like, that's what you're working, ye see, Idia Gandhi
tell him.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I get very upset with people who live a naked
life because all I think is they have butthole stamped
everything in their house. And lots of people just walk
around the house naked all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Does laundry naked?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Do you ever sit down?

Speaker 11 (01:01:15):
I look, well, I just did my version of naked
and afraid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
He was naked, and we were afraid.

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
I have to tell you I was legitimately. I was
legitimately scared. I wasn't home.

Speaker 19 (01:01:26):
We were in an airbnb, so and I think I
just told the story how Pop Smoke got killed in
an Airbnb.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I tell him all these horror stories. I'm like, you
know that the celebrity got shot last week in an airbnb,
and then we leave him alone.

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
The best is we were in North Carolina and we're
in an Airbnb in the woods. Anthony's on one side,
I'm on the other other bedroom and I heard stuff.
I swear to God, I elvis I got what I
got off to bed right. It was a break in
this and that Anthony calls me up. Next thing, it

(01:02:00):
goes to two you that last night, I said, yeah,
what happened? I forgot? I said, was it? We don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I don't know where he's going with the story of us.
He's sixty eight years old. Okay, he is sixty eight.

Speaker 19 (01:02:13):
There are times that Johnny tells his story and stops
and I go, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Johnny goes, I don't know where that was going.

Speaker 19 (01:02:22):
I remember what he was. I think they was like,
I don't know it was. We didn't know what the
hell the noise was. We were both scared but didn't
want to I didn't want to walk downstairs. He didn't
want to walk upstairs. Like I tell everybody, having stayed
on stage, I don't care how tough you are. I
don't care how built you are. I don't care how
well you can fight. If you're in a house that
you think is haunted, everyone's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Scared a little bit. Like I try to communicate, I'm like,
I don't know what you're here for, but I'm not
here to disturb your surroundings. I to myself obvious that
kick out of that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:51):
When you watch the ghost shows and the first thing
they say is we're here out of respect and we're
not here to hurt you. And I'm like, aren't they
already dead?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
But you know yeah, no, you're not touching anywhere.

Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Okay, here's my point. Just this conversation alone, this would
be great, just impromptu on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Yeah, do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You should do this kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
You know what, Martin and Pitbull go on tour together together.

Speaker 19 (01:03:16):
I appreciate you comparing me and him to Ricky Martin. No, no,
i'd say you're you're more of a pit Bull.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Can we circle back to something really quickly? So Johnny
was naked in the house. He thought somebody busted in,
and he put his hands up in there. Do you
know our lovely Nate over here is convinced that if
somebody ever breaks in the only thing to do is
get naked and fight them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Because they will if you're a man.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, I was gonna say to fight the naked guy.

Speaker 19 (01:03:48):
What I was gonna say, like, if I will if
I break into a house is a hot woman and
she's she takes over clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I'm like, you know what, maybe I shouldn't rob this one.
I'm just stripping down. I'm yanking at nobody's gonna want
to find he's he's convinced that he's totally safe. Here's something,
here's something Nate has never thought of. What if you
do that right?

Speaker 19 (01:04:10):
Guy breaks in, he's got a mask, got a gun
to you, very well naked. You start charging him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
He takes off his mask and he's like, oh about time,
come over here. And now he's a gay person that
just broke into your house. Now you've lost all your
belongings and now you're you should just get you to
do a home invasion. Wait a minute, hold on, Elvis,

(01:04:37):
and I'm asking you for expertise because I might be wrong,
and I might be totally out of left field. First
of all, I don't run rob houses, so I can't.
But if he does that and we find out that
the person who created the home invasion is gay, is
it now a homo invasion? It was right there, It
was right there. You Yeah, we're doing so good. Well

(01:05:04):
I had to I had to top his off.

Speaker 11 (01:05:06):
He went.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
He went dead body and doing so good up until
oh lord, it was all so perfect and then it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
Real quick scary?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Did I want to really a little weight?

Speaker 15 (01:05:17):
Did I put Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I lost thirty five pound. I was gonna say it.

Speaker 19 (01:05:23):
Your your your chest looks like you're retaining water. Are
those beak cups.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Double teeming me over here?

Speaker 7 (01:05:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
But you do that thing that like goff balls and
plants of the fat, the fat loss. I lost thirty
five pounds. Yeah, it looks like you just looked up
doctor fat. Fine because you put it all back. Scared,
just saying, my god, you should have let go cobs
for land. No, you you're losing now. I lost. It's over.
We bottomed dout, bottomed out.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
These guys are ambushing bottomed out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Listen, you got that die in the center of your shirt.
Just don't draw attention to your breast area.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
That diet can't up looking out the morning off with
like a six foot wedge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Did he lose this one?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Scary? This is his most fit version of him for
the year.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
It looks like scary. I'm sorry, you do look good,
but it looks like you lost it all in your arms.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I just started eating again, just started thirty five.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
That's like it was eating like nothing before.

Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
No, thirty five pounds is like you lost he lost
the three.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
He just started eating again. Started. He started himself for
the first quarter of the year. Oh god, you look good.
This is great because this is Anthony's way of derailing
the home yellow invasion. Yes, that's called that's called comedic transitioning.
Comic transitioning. You go off a topic if you don't
get the response you want, and then you just attack

(01:07:00):
someone vulnerable in the audience.

Speaker 14 (01:07:02):
You call it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
More than ever.

Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
You want to wait because you still look like the
before picture.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh I see. I stopped at least and I ended
it with you look good that way. Everybody knows we're joking.
But he just keeps going. He's relentdless. This is why
we don't get along, you know it. We all know
each other in this from a long time.

Speaker 11 (01:07:22):
No, it's no, you know, Elvish, you guys work together.
I mean there's there's a working relationship, and then it
goes beyond that. Man's kind of like we tease each
other like you my work of course.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
And I tell you a lot of people that listen
to us don't get that, and they text us like,
you guys really do hate each other. You didn't know
it is how families are?

Speaker 9 (01:07:39):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I get emails?

Speaker 19 (01:07:40):
Why are you so hard on Johnny during the podcast,
I'm like, I'm not hard on Johnny. We're breaking balls.
What team you play a character when I'm when I'm
with Johnny, it's like usually Thursday to Sunday, every minute
of every day, saying pain in my voice.

Speaker 11 (01:08:00):
You know, can you hit too much as Johnny? Yeah?
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh Johnny doesn't think so. Yeah, Johnny doesn't think so.

Speaker 11 (01:08:08):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I'm setting you roll it here and like, sell some tickets.
Let's sell this thing out right now, because what you
just heard you will see on stage. It will be
fift It'll be fifteen times worse. Why why to build
it up? Elvis?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Some tickets left?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
We want you to come.

Speaker 6 (01:08:24):
It is at Gotham Comedy Club April first, which is
right around the corner again benefiting Ghatto's Pups and friends.
You're gonna help rescue a lot of dogs and a
lot of other animals.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Uh. These two will be there of animals.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Tammy Telly will be there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Doors at six, showtime at seven. And again it is
Gothamcomedy Club dot com. Again Gothamcomedy Club dot Com.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
My tickets back well after I know you get naked
for home invasion. Yes, we don't want you at the show.
Why is he here?

Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
He was voted off the show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I saw it. He keeps coming back. Scary person, know
if there will be a free buffet. Scary going right
to the gym after this.

Speaker 10 (01:09:09):
Climb the treadmill, scary time, scary this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Time, come out of the locker room. Rainer is Gordon Ramsay.

Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Laughter unleashed. It's Tuesday, April, first start of Gotham Comedy
dot com dot com goombay, Johnny, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Timothy Shallow are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
I grew up listening to you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I grew up listening on the way Elvis Durant is hey.

Speaker 9 (01:09:48):
To be on here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Sometimes you guys can veer into quote unquote vulgar territories.
When my dad would say, you know, so, I couldn't
listen to it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
At Mercedes Benz, there's a reason they go the extra mile,
from testing their vehicles in desert heat and arctic cold
to creating AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences
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Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Elvister ran in the morning show. Mister ran in the
morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
You know, Gandhi, I've been looking more into this the
story you caught. Yeah, you told us about the dentist
and how they can tell you've been doing naughty things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Okay, I just found out something that has blown my mind,
and I think everyone needs to know. I'm going to
try to be really careful with this. I told you
guys in the commercial break. I found out that your
dentist can tell if you've been up to naughty things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
What do you mean.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
If you've been as Danielle likes to call it, lollipoppy,
if you've been having some fun with the lollipoppy and
you go to the dentist, your dentist knows that you
did that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
I didn't believe it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
I saw a video that said there's a little mark
in the top of your mouth. Didn't believe it, asked
my dentist friend. He said, absolutely, A blood vessel bursts
in the top of your mouth when something like that
is going on. Yes, then you go to the dentists
and the dentist judges you for being a hoe.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
That's what he told me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Oh no, just because he doesn't mean you're a hoe.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
He said, he said, man, because of the way the
injury actually occurs. There's some times that I'm just like, huh,
what have you been doing? My mind is blown. I
can't believe this. So be careful if you're going to
the dentist, don't get into any nonsense.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Mind isn't the only thing being blown?

Speaker 9 (01:11:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
So I was wonder, like, what else can they tell
us that they're not telling us?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Now I have all the questions like what does the
guy no know?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
It's true. Some dentists and hygienists have posted responses saying, yes,
they know when you've been doing that fairly regularly. There's
some bruising on the soft palate in the roof of
your mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:11:49):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
It is harmful, but it's a giveaway, yes, And they
say most dentists will keep your sacred, your secret safe
with them. However, if they suspect abuse, that's a situation
where they will get involved on oh wow, yeah, but yeah,
so just understand that they they know if you've been
like going to town, right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
And then it makes me wonder what Scottie Bee's dentist
might think because he does weird things with his banana,
but he's not actually, you know, doing the thing. So
I'm like, oh, I bet Scotty Bee goes to the
dentist and the dentist is like, huh skiz.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Yeah, Scottie, what your dentist thinks that you're a honk
in a bobo? If you know what I'm saying, Well,
I'll ask her next time I'm there. Okay, Oh my gosh,
I'm so intrigued with this story.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
I never knew what's scary, so I just want to know,
how do they know that you didn't burn the roof
of your mouth on pizza or something like the distinct something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
There that must be an abrasion or something.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
So according to my dentist friend, who I've been asking
all of these questions too, he says, it's a particular
spot on the soft palate of your mouth. It's not
a burn. It's a burst blood vessel.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
So it's really it gets there too.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Yeah, but that would be like a scrape, like your
mouth is torn. This is just a blood vessel. I
did ask him how to be sure that it wasn't
from aggressive eating, and I'm waiting for my answer, but
his initial response was.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah aggressive eating what now?

Speaker 12 (01:13:16):
But it's like overly repeated blunt trauma, Like does that
area eventually just that blood vessel doesn't grow back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
And it's just gone. I mean, how does that work?
Is like a callous if he played the guitar. I
don't know, it's just I just fly. This story is
so intriguing.

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
Hey, it's Nicki Mina.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Hey, this is Lady Gaga.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
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Speaker 4 (01:14:03):
Today is Alistair In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Alex Corners Shelley finally showed we love Alex. We do
every chance we get.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I don't know what that means. You know, it was
about exactly a year ago. Alex Cornis Shelley was with
us one of our favorite celebrity chefs, one of our
favorite restaurant owners, but also talking about what Natella is
doing for the bravest women and men in New York
City and across the country.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
Yeah, and so I'm so happy to partner with Nutella
on this. First of all, let's talk about Nutella for
twenty two seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
I love the cocae hazelnuts spread that we all know
and love. It's just like it's as iconic as you
honestly right stop it. Yeah, we're gonna take that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Oh buy that. You know what's kind of sad about
this conversation about Nutella. Danielle gave up chocolate for lent.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
There's coco flipped up the ingredients. There's coco in it.
So I can't even have it until.

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
A can you?

Speaker 8 (01:15:05):
Can you play the hazel note and just say that
Coco is kind.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Of adjacent to know, God will forgive you that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I like that, But you know, at the end, yes,
at the end, Jar, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Every every town and every community has a fire department
or has a volunteer fire department or whatever in Nutella
is they came up with this brilliant idea. Go ahead, Alexi.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
Yeah, it's called so you can find out all the
information about this at nutella Stacks for giving back dot com.
It obviously references a stack of pancakes. You can nominate
your local firehouse by going to Nutella's tax forgiving back
dot com or you can go on the Nutella Instagram page.
It's a wonderful We already have over ten thousand nominations.

(01:15:48):
By the way, firehouses, I just want to start there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
So what happens?

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
So you nominate your local firehouse to win essentially kits
that provide absolutely everything you need to host your next
pancake breakfast at your local firehouse, which is a huge
way that firehouses raise money for everything they need. I mean,
you don't realize how expensive firefighting is. The helmets, the equipment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Everything, The Dalmatians.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Very pricey. But it's sort of like, okay, so let
me get this straight. I have some Nutella that I
absolutely love, that's delicious. I nominate my local firehouse, which
is what you do when you love your community, and
all of it benefits this wonderful cause that begets more fundraising,
more dollars for firefighters nationally. I mean, it's just kind

(01:16:43):
of like, what are we doing, Let's do it now?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Everyone but a great idea. I never thought of this.
I love people that come up with original ideas like
this that actually can make a difference, because I've never
had an original idea ever.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
I love when food and the relationship between food and
philanthropy and delicious this all intersect. I mean, chefs are
you know, we like to give back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
We like to.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
Do things I mean that benefit people that need it most.
Right now, Look, if you know a chef, send them
to the local spot to get a foot rub and
be nice to them. But firefighters, let's do some fundraising,
and let's do it through stacks of pancakes and nutella.
Sounds like a plan to me, But already this many nominations.
It's sort of it's sort of something that just runs

(01:17:28):
itself because it's so it's lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Simply go to check out Nutella on Instagram or the
website again, you can go to to nominate your local firehouse.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
Is Utella stacks forgiving back dot com?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I love that? What's that?

Speaker 7 (01:17:40):
Nate?

Speaker 11 (01:17:41):
You made this?

Speaker 9 (01:17:42):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I got it for Totter just fell out of the sky.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
At that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
What's the thing with Nutella on it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
You can't have it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
I know, but what is it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:50):
So, in keeping with this project, I made my cinnamon cloud.
I call them pancakes. They're fluffy because they have egg whites,
whipped egg whites mixed into them to make them fluffy,
and you kind of steam them right, you put them
with a lead, so you have hints of cinnamon in there,
because I love cinnamon with the cocoa, hazelnut notes of nutella.

(01:18:11):
And then I don't know, it's just good. I wanted
to make my own pancake as a way of being
a part of this. So this is my stack for
giving back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Daniel can't eat it, and now Gandhi can't do this.
Gandhi can't eat it. It has cinnamon. Gandhi is of
Indian descent and doesn't eat cinnamon. Is that the weirdest
thing you've ever heard?

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
No, I got it, thank you. By the way, the
most popular spice in American spice stores is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
I don't know what. You better not be cilantro. I
hate cilantro.

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
Well, I thought you would say cinnamon, which is why
I put but it's not. It's actually cuman.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Oh, it always has Cumban in it.

Speaker 14 (01:18:46):
We love that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
I love cuman.

Speaker 8 (01:18:47):
No, you can't do I did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
I flipped over the pancake and ate the bottle.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
But you're the police pulling up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
She's going to help for other reasons. I'm not worried
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
So thank you so much Nutella for this incredible endeavor.
And by the and before we say goodbye, we'll remind
everyone of where to go to nominate their favorite firehouse.
Now we've got things to talk to Alex about. Okay,
if you listen to our show Live from Atlantis and
the Bahamas, our friend Lee Schrager actually stormed on set
and demanded to be the co host of the show.
He took over and just sat there and just hurled

(01:19:23):
acidic insults at all of us for four hours, especially me.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
Can you call that a love language?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Well, I'll tell you this. The listeners loved him, thought
he was great, and it really it pissed me off, Like,
how can you love this guy? What? I think?

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
I adore him because I told you I believe his
love language is hate And when he does that to you,
he's telling you he loves you in very mean ways.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Alex and Lee are best friends.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
Yeah, we are very different, careful and nas best friend.
I'm a second string bestie. But I will say that
I don't know if hates the right word. I want
to say, like, he has a discerning can we call
it a highly discerning eye when he spans, when he
scans a room.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
And I think he's a boozy boogie bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:20:10):
He just makes those little observations, if you will, musing
about the world, and they generally often happen to include you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
That's a nice shirt.

Speaker 8 (01:20:19):
Why are you wearing it? You know, those kinds of
where you just say yes if I did like myself
Now I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Yeah, like, oh, Elvis, I like that shirt. I used
to dress like that before my family got jobs. Yeah,
every time I wear a baggy shirt, he'll oh, you're
wearing your fat schmot though hate him, Yeah, I love
him so anyway, So he keeps that in mind. If
you heard Lee Schregger the other day that she knows

(01:20:44):
the ins and outs of this my new arts and
nemesis is what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:20:48):
Yeah, we gotta get him, we gotta we gotta get
him out on a yacht very far and see for
a little while.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah, but yes, only oh to the middle of the
ocean and leave him there. Okay, So your cooked. This
is your fifth cookbook.

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Yeah, Italian American forever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
What is this on the cover?

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
Yeah that's a little a little Rigatoni bolognese with the meat,
sauce and the tomato.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Okay, yeah, guilty.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
Just something you can whip up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
So if you if you want to make sure the
title of your cookbook says who you are, Lee Schragers
would be bitch.

Speaker 9 (01:21:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Back to Alex Corner Shelley, Oh my god, you've got,
oh my god, some Tuscan style fried chicken. I know
you chicken love it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
They're beautiful.

Speaker 9 (01:21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:34):
Yeah, Johnny Miller did the photography. He's wonderful. And honestly,
when you make the food like you're going to eat
it and not for a photograph. I mean we were like,
let's eat this food, hurry up and take the picture.
I think you can feel that energy in a cookbook.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I love it. Have you ever had any of your
recipes in your cookbooks have the wrong information and no
one caught it. Absolutely used to have a Martha Stewart.
People would try to make one of her dishes and
it had like six cups of salt in it, and
people would actually do it.

Speaker 8 (01:22:03):
I would do anything. Martha says, I'd drink the Martha
kool Aid hardcore no stuff. Really you don't like Martha.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I like Martha, but I just don't think your recipes
are all that great.

Speaker 8 (01:22:12):
She has one hundred cookbooks.

Speaker 14 (01:22:15):
One hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
Do you know that Martha Ride has published one hundred books?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
That's too many books?

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
Wow, she might be at one on one or one
of two. So you know what I'm gonna say. If
Martha wants me to put six cups of salt in
the cake, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
She seems like the type would try to punk people
and be like, yes, this is how you do it,
just to poison them. She So Martha is so amazing, honestly,
clipping those roses, just trimming that grass, cares so much.
Is an expert on everything she talks about. She's like,
if you want to get a cockatoo, Alex, this is
what you have to know.

Speaker 8 (01:22:46):
And I'm like, when I am around her, like on
the set of Chopped for a whole day, I'd take
an average of four pages of notes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Really, yep.

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
She just is a well spring of information and an
expert on anything she cares about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Effort with that.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
Yeah, she do she does that work. Martha does that work?
You know what I mean. She's up before I am
in the gym. I can't argue.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
All right, A question or two from the Italian. The
Italian expert in the room. Do you and this has
been on our show, very controversial. We're gonna get a
little little deep here.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
Okay, I'm getting nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
What is your response to people who say they like
to take the spaghetti and break it in half before
they boil it?

Speaker 8 (01:23:23):
Yeah, careful, literally, there should be a special place not
on earth for those people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
You can not break your past. You can't do it.
You don't do it.

Speaker 19 (01:23:35):
You don't have to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
This is what it don't yet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Eventually we'll go into the pot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
I don't get it now, Buy a bigger pot, Buy
a bigger pot.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
I just want to know are you Are you saying
that you break your past?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
I just want to learn how to break it when
I was seven and I'm breaking it now at forty five.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
He's a Possi breaker.

Speaker 8 (01:23:51):
So can you break the habit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
Of you stop doing that now? And then the others? No,
it doesn't, it does, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
He won't even try just try one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Okay, well, okay, it's going to eat differently, it's gonna
twirl differently.

Speaker 8 (01:24:08):
It has all those jagged edges from breaking. They're not
all the same you're you know it was. It's the
integrity of the whole thing. This is a hard note.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
The one time the whole strand in there it caught fire.

Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
Oh you you had like a little burned as a
little little Never again, were you cooking like an extra
long like linguini in a lit A little pot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Get a bigger, the bigger.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
This is not like an equipment issue.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Nate has an equipment issue. We've heard that from several
people constantly.

Speaker 8 (01:24:41):
Is this like the least shrager school of pasta cook a?

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Nate is the least fragger of her show because he
sounds like he's just mad all the time. He's like,
old man, old man, what are you loving? As far
as trends go, as far as new ingredients that people
seem to be using more of these days, what do
you say I'm seeing that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:01):
First of all, we're having one of the greatest citrus
seasons I've seen in years. I don't mean to sound
like a nerd, but seriously, just go out and buy
some oranges and some lemons and some grapefruits and get
into it. Because I can't even believe it. I keep
I just keep buying them. Like my daughter's like, why
is there a giant bowl of like eighty two oranges?
And I'm like, but they were so good and they
were so pretty. It's like Silence of the Lambs when
Clarie's was like, I just wanted to take all the lambs.

(01:25:23):
Like I just go to the store and I see
the oranges and I'm like, I gotta have them. I
gotta have motors.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
They're so decorative too. There's that they're high. Okay, so citrus,
let's get into centrus.

Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
Yeah, citrus, pomegranate. I'm seeing a lot of just whole
pomegranate on things. I'm seeing a lot of that. I'm
seeing a lot of tahini, you know, the sestimonyis everywhere.
I'm seeing people really getting into that. I think we're
looking for protein substitutes and nuts substitutes a lot. I
think tahini checks both those boxes. Chickpeas so old school

(01:25:53):
to me, so shake I love them like fried in
a little oil, like crispy little bits on a salad
in place of crutons. If you're looking to avoid gluten,
I feel like we're looking for delicious alternatives trying. People
are like, I'm gluten free, dairy free, fish free, meat free,
and grain free. What can I have?

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
And I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Absolutely I didn't. So I'm reading.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
First of all, I love that in your cookbook you
didn't give us a two page description of why you're
making the dish. You know, you see those all the time.
It's just a little blurb like that, but it says here,
even though they're so retro, I can't help loving stuffed vegetables.
Does food go out of style?

Speaker 8 (01:26:31):
I think it's like clothing, right, Like if you keep
your whole closet of clothes long enough, the stuff in
the back of the closet makes its way back to
the front and you wear it. I think things come
in and out of style. I think something's retro to
me with food is a classic that you might like,
oh yeah, I forgot about how much I love eggplant farm.
I'm bringing it back and some resurgence, and then you

(01:26:51):
can act like you did something new, when really you're
just romantically recycling deliciousness. The chefs, the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Return of salad. Finally, I love stuff like that shellar
that shakes.

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
I just love layering all the herbs, you know, like
mint leaves inside the molds.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
I love cutting the slice and looking at it. I'm
such a I love that stuff on a log.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Yeah, I love it, Yes, in that little like sergol,
like Christmas cake with the little mushroom size.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I think my mom did in the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 8 (01:27:24):
Nineteen seventy eight. Bring it on. I love it. You know,
if I'm making anything inadvertently, I returned to this like
little island where everything I love is and I'm always
living there. Right, They're just ingredients. I love vinegar. I
love mustard. I love the acidity of that, the brightness.
I would put mustard in a cake. Do you know
what I'm saying. I just think I made a lasagna

(01:27:46):
a few weeks ago, and I had some mustard and
balsama dressing on the counter, like for the salad, and
I just like drizzled a little on the lasagna. And
then I heard, you know, like my grandmother, like did.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Joe dress put mustard on the lasaga? Was it before
or after she tasted it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
She started breaking all the pasta. I don't know everybody
the pasta must go. But it always comes back to
at the end, does it taste good?

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Do we like this?

Speaker 9 (01:28:10):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
Do we sign up for this?

Speaker 9 (01:28:12):
Right? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
And going back to doing a reach around what you're
talking about a second ago, putting mustard on a lasagna
and with a slach, just don't tell anyone it's there.
It's the same with Anchobi's. I put anchovies in almost
every sauce I make, but I don't tell anyone really
smile because they don't know it's there, but there's something
in there that they really like. They can't put their
finger on it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
I generally my rule is I don't put meat and
not tell people, like if it's a vegetable dish as
or a flower because of gluten or nuts. Those are
kind of my You gotta always be transparent. But a
little anchovy filet here and there, forget it. You're not
gonna know, Like Mayo, would you sneak to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Mayo in no, no, no, Daniel will She'll she'll start
heaving right now if you start talking about Ma.

Speaker 8 (01:28:54):
She'll give up Mayo for lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
I've given up Mayo a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
Agore life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Talk about this? Are you ready to see what she does?

Speaker 9 (01:29:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:29:04):
When I was a kid, come on, we were in
school and they would call my mom and say you
need to come pick Danielle up because she threw up
at lunch. And then my mom would say, okay, did
someone have mayo that sat next to her? And then
if they did, they'd send me back to class because
I wasn't sick.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
The mayo smell, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
I'm sorry you don't like mans. It's gonna be okay.
Why don't you come over to the mustard side.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
I love mustard. Do you put mustard and everything?

Speaker 8 (01:29:28):
Yeah? I really think mustard is the way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
See see, we found your saviors.

Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I'm okay, you'll be all right.

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Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
Yeah, and it's delicious, delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I mean other than other than your respect for Lee Schreger,
I think I like you a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
You know, he's going to call in and say I
heard you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
He never listens to you. Are Italian American favor from
Alex going to Shelley.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
I'm going to stay on.

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
Your good side.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
This is what I've learned.

Speaker 8 (01:30:52):
I took some notes in here. No mayo, no cinnamon,
no animosity.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
It yes for good Alex, and thank you Natella as well.
Thank you for coming in today. Obviously sounds fine, incredible,
that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.