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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Radio radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Anytime you're ready, It's Elvis Duran and the Bonnet Show.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Wake Up a Robodicus.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
On the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, so I'm not saying that this is your creepy friend.
But do you have a friend you've known for years, delightful,
fun to be with. You put them on the calendar
as much as you can, you know, time permitting, and
uh and they're perfect in almost every way. You don't
know of one flaw they have. The only problem is,

(00:49):
and I'm not saying it's creepy, the only issue you
have with this friend is they just don't really open up.
You don't feel like you really know them. Do you
have someone like that?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
I do, and she's one of my very best friends.
But I just know that somewhere deep down, she's hiding
something because she is so super perfect and her whole
life is put together and there's no area where you
ever see a slip. But I know she's doing something weird.
I don't know, no, I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Maybe they're not doing something weird. Gandhi. Maybe there are
people out there, now hear me out. Maybe there are
people out there that are like really good people. Nah,
Jamie no.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
ONEm always tells me those are the ones that you
have to watch out for.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Exactly. But that's my point. Maybe we're the wrong, We're
in the wrong. Maybe these people really are close to
perfect and nice and generous and thoughtful.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Oh, I mean she has all of those things. There's
just it can't be that way all the time. She
can't wake up looking like that. How does it happen?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
I'm waiting for like the the you know, you wait
for the other sneaker to drop or the other shoe
to drop, you know what I mean, Like any moment now,
something bad's gonna happen and you're gonna realize the person
is not.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't know. And I'm not really talking only about
I'm talking about just their demeanor.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, they have a fantastic grasp of the English language
and history, and they have great relationships with their parents
and their friends and their bosses, and and you just
don't find a flaw.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I think that when they go home they throw dishes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I am convinced.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, look, if you are this person, we want to
hear from you. You a perfect person, or maybe you
know something.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You imagine someone calls right now, Hi, I'm the perfect person.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I cannot think of one flaw, so wonderful. What one
flaw do I do? I have nothing?

Speaker 8 (02:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
If you know someone like that or even better yet,
and this is where we get really nasty. If you
know someone who was like that and then you found
the flaw, Oh I want to hear about it. Yeah?
Who are these people? Frog? You? Do you have any
perfect friends?

Speaker 9 (02:55):
Hell's no, No, I'm the closest, think the perfect of
anybody I know.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, right, yeah, right, what I like it?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I think you're pretty perfect, Froggy.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, you don't know yet. That's why. That's why so
far you're It's just so strange that someone can be
so perfect. I don't know. Hello, Brad, how are you?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh my god, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
How are you? We're doing well? Thanks for calling listening
to us in beautiful Austin. Used to live there, loved it,
loved it.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh, I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So they ran me out of town. They hated me.
So you have a friend, Brad who is seemingly perfect
in what way?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Oh? He's just amazing. We hang out all the time,
him and his husband and me and my wife. We
hang out all the time, but I still have no
idea what he does. And we've been friends for like
twenty bad about twenty years now.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Mean what he does? Nobody does for a living.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
No no idea when hang out?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Have you never asked him after all these years?

Speaker 10 (03:53):
I do?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
He just says that his parents, he works with his parents,
And I've never you know what, I've hang out with
his parents and we just bring it up and I've
never done anything. I never have thought about it. But
all the time, me and my wife are like, what
is going on? Like he always has money and the
nicest stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
But you've known it for twenty years.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Interesting, Yeah, I've known him since I was seven years old.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right, and so you never notice any flaws with this guy.
I mean like everything he does. I mean he walks
through a room and the flowers just arrange themselves. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh, yeah, he's He's just amazing. I Mean, you wouldn't
expect anything out of him. But I always watch this
stuff on TV. It's like the perfect person is always
doing something wrong.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah, that's the person that you find out is like
the mass murder of twenty five women under his belt
that he's.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Killed from the hold on. See Daniel, this is where
shame on us. Why shame on us for shame on
us for thinking if someone is seemingly perfect, that they
have to have something awful, like like a head in
their freezer.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I always think it, especially celebrities. I'm like that one goes.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
In the morning, so, Brad, and you don't know what
he does for a living. Is always celebrity that goes dessert.
Many people up there at HelloFresh dot com, slash dot
com slash So, Brad, Brad, do you think it's okay?

(05:22):
Is it healthy to be good friends with someone and
you really have no clue who they are?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Or yeah? I think so because I mean, what's the
worst that can happen? If something happens, I just never knew.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't know. They could boil you like a bunny
on the stove.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know what happens. He's the one on the news
that they interview and he goes. I don't know. He
seemed like the nicest gun.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
He's the nicest neighbor, the nicest neighbor we ever had.
All Right, Brad, good luck with that. Let us know
if you find out a flaw because we need to
hear about it.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh, thank you. I've been trying to get on here
for years. Thank you, Elvis, thank.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You for listening to us. What's up frog?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (05:55):
I just think that when you see somebody who's perfect
and then you meet their significant other and they're perfect too,
and neither one of them fight, I'm like, wait a second.
You guys never argue. Oh no, we never have a fight.
I'm like, dude, it's either a lot of pins up
energy or I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, you get to see once again, once again, we're
saying they're totally flawed because we see no flaws. Yes,
who's perfect? People can't find each other, that's not possible.
I think we're the problem. I think we need to
like grow up and understand there can be some people
who are close to perfect. Hello, Christina, how's it going?

Speaker 11 (06:26):
Just fine?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Me?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, good morning, thanks for listening. So you were in
the book club and there was a woman in your
book club. You thought she was perfect, but what.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Well, I've known her pretty much since I was a teenager,
and she's just one of these women who's you know,
a hair is perfect or appear.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
As is perfect.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Her home is beautiful and okay, cut over and over,
she just lands it. You know, everything is go with
her way. She's got this husband with lovely manners, your
children as lovely manners. But we're all at our book
club or we're in our house for book club one
night and sitting und the down room table, blah blah blah,
having left the last and walks her husband completely hammered,

(07:07):
completely drunk, and he had just went out after work
and he won't leave the group. He came in to
talk to us and he won't leave. And he's a
perfectly congenial drunk, but was very drunk. And I thought,
I thought, this is her deal, this is what she
has to deal with because he just went out. He's like, oh,
stopped out with a couple of friends after work, acting

(07:30):
as if it was no big deal. And I thought,
she's got to deal with this guy coming home being
drunk and and you know, being a big peen of it.
You know what, because he won't stop talking and he
won't leave the group.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Right so so so in other words, you're thinking that,
you know, just because she has this facade of perfection,
there there are issues behind behind the wall. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
So literally I tell my kids that all the time.
I'm like, never wish for anybody else's life because you
don't know what the real story is.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Very good points, and look see validated. Now we know
perfection doesn't exist. Not shame on us.

Speaker 12 (08:05):
Much better that week moment.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's awful, all right, Christina, thank you for listening. Thank
you so much. Finally we talked to Aaron hi erin, Hi,
how are you guys. We're doing well. Thank you for listening.
So your co worker looks perfect, like perfect makeup. She
always slays it, right, absolutely so, And what'd you find
out about the perfect friend?

Speaker 8 (08:30):
So we hung out for the first time, and we
were we were pretty good friends for a while, and
I remember just sitting in her living room. We were
talking just about whatever, and I don't even know how
it came up, but she said, oh, yeah, I don't shower,
and I remember being so incredibly stunned.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I was just like, uh, oh, she doesn't bathe at all?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
No, And I said why why is that? She said,
I just don't like the feeling of that water on
my back and all this stuff, and what the heck,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, so you know, I've heard from several beauty experts
that the less you wash your face, the less you
wash your hair, your face and your hair look better.

Speaker 11 (09:08):
Yes, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
But does she smell?

Speaker 11 (09:12):
And she never?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
No?

Speaker 8 (09:14):
So I was like, I don't understand what's going on here,
but it grows me out so much I can't.

Speaker 13 (09:19):
I was stunned.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
So she's not perfect.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
No, No, she never showers and never smells.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Perhaps she is perfect exactly. Damn it, I know. Now
this is making me mad. Now I'm mad at this lady.
Why are they mad? Why are you mad? Because this
lady never showers, she never washes her hair, and she's perfect.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
She's perfect.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That makes me mad. Aaron, thank you very much. All right. So,
whoever it is you're out there. You know, we judge
people because of their flaws, So shame on us for
judging people on being perfect.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Of course, shame on us for judging at all. For
the most part, I mean, just let people live. But
when they're perfect, it's annoying.

Speaker 13 (10:06):
Elvis Durand in the Morning Show, So in turn, Emily
is here.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
She asked a question, should you judge people buy the
products they buy?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Yes, sometimes we don't.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I guess it's a general question. Hello in turn, Emily,
how a Hello? Are you so judging people by the
products they buy? Can you explain this to me? Please?

Speaker 14 (10:27):
So I don't know my roommate is buying the iffiest things.
So we went to CBS. Okay, you know how there's
lotion and like there's a generic brand like CVS brand,
and then there's like lubriderm. Yeah, like if you buy
the CVS brand, what like what's it like? Why do
you buy that brand?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I think you save a little money, yes, and then
they say it does the same thing.

Speaker 14 (10:49):
But I feel like you can judge someone by their choices. Okay,
So she also bought one Ply toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, so she bought one Ply toilet paper and and
what's your issue with that?

Speaker 14 (11:02):
So if you're buying one Ply, you're like neglecting your backside?

Speaker 15 (11:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (11:07):
I agree?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Really, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Because potential for an accident with one Ply.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
You push through.

Speaker 14 (11:13):
If you're if you're buying one Pie, you're like not
taking care of yourself. If you can buy Sharman, that's.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's more expensive. But why do they even make one plot?
Tell you, I'll tell you why for different reasons. First
of all, costs. Second of all, you're sending less paper
down the toilet, so you have less chance for a clog.
I mean, there are several reasons.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Why.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Is like, you're not wiping your ass with anything.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
It's paper, you know what, You're gonna get it on
your finger guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, it just depends on your fiber intake. Let's move on.

Speaker 14 (11:43):
Okay, Okay, she bought a slim gym. At the end, Okay,
is that like I feel like these things are like
ify like a slim gym, a one ply and a
generic randlation, Like I'm not allowed to judge her for
these things? Oodoran, which pray I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, Emily, you you in hern Emily, you are allowed
to judge anyone for any reason. But keep in mind
those are their choices. Does it really hurt you? Is
it really? Why is it affecting you? So this is
my question.

Speaker 14 (12:15):
It's not affecting me, but it's affecting the way I'm
judging her, her character.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You want more, I want more for her.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I'm going to take care of herself.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
To make sure.

Speaker 14 (12:26):
Buying a slim gym and one ply toilet paper. How
do I know you're gonna treat me as a friend?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Is going to make that one?

Speaker 14 (12:38):
Here's the extra two dollars on Charman?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
All right, Well, look, I think I think you're going
overboard a little bit, no offense. I think you're faggolous.
All right, thank you for stopping. I think we're gonna
we're probably gonna start with the one ply. Now why
is everyone having Why does everyone have such a hard
on for one play? I mean, what's the problem.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
It's stupid to even have one plant Like not who
goes in the store and looks for one ply toilet papers?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
A lot of people do. Why By the way, there
are people listening to our show that use one ply
and they're they're very offended that you're you're downgrading them
to sub don't love you, but more than that, your
your butt can work on one plot? Okay, scary uses
one you. I'll call me a bougie bastard, but I'm
a one ply guy. And why don't dump on one ply?

(13:24):
You don't get.

Speaker 17 (13:26):
What happens to me is this, If you need more,
you take more. But I have never had a clog
in my life in my toilet. Ever, and the push
through thing is is a fallacy or what is a misconception?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
You know you just double up.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Now that piece I have nails. It is not a misconception.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, well, okay, let me let me be very clear
about one play. Look I personally, look, I don't use
I don't listen. I don't buy one ply for myself.
But to overly judge someone who buys one ply is
this leave them alone? But here's the thing. With one Ply,
you actually can control the amount of paper you're using.
If you just need a thin little pipe, then you

(14:03):
just use that. You just usually use the one little
two or three squares.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
So one ply has cardboard chunks in it, and you're
gonna get ass rash.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Now you're not if you need to double up. It's
like you know when they when the paper towel industry
came out with the half paper towel. Oh yeah, now
you can choose the amount of paper you're using. I
think it's it's it's really a smart move.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
But sheep ass companies buy one Ply for their employees. Okay,
So when you go in the bathroom, it's that one
ply crappy toilet paper use.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
As much as you want or as little as you want.
That's the point. You have more control over what gond be.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Still shards on your butt. I accidentally bought one ply
toilet paper, and I was so upset about it. I
apologize to my guests and I was like, I'm so
sorry that that's in there. I bought new toilet paper,
so scary you can have all that one ply because
that was not all purpose.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
In my bathroom then, because you're only get in one flock.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
I know, like that's road to your guests.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
What about the butt?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
And there's nobody in in the world that uses one square?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Like if you use.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
One square, it depends on what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What do you do dan a little dabble?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Do you like?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
For instance, if if if Maxie Man goes pooh on
his little Maxi pad that's in the bathroom that I
keep there in case he needs to go, I use
a little one place to pick up his little doodles
and put.

Speaker 9 (15:17):
One Do you use one square of one ply? You're
gonna feel the heat through the paper.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
You can't I let his pooh cool down?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
What if you don't have time to let his poo
cool down?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Then I'll use two play. That's my point. I have
I have a selection. I can choose the amount of
paper I use with one ply, With two play, you can't.
You got to use all ply almost the septic people
are complaining. They're saying they can only use one pla
if you have a septic tag, Well, it's better if
you only use one.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Such a thing as three ply.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh I think that's a dozen plot mattress.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah, why would you use three ply?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Let's I just can't believe you guys get all bent
out of shape over the dumbest stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Because it's stupid to you. If it's available in a
better why No.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
My point is if people want to use it, let
them be.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
This is dumb.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, don't, They're not dumb. You're calling one play people dumb.
Is that what you said, Danielle, Danielle, that was Danielle Monaro,
who was just accused one people for being dumb.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
You try to ply, you don't go back.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
As must look like a gorilla knuckle. Scary and I
disagree with that. Let's all look at Scary's anus and
see if it looks like a gorilla knuckles present it.
I'm defending you I'm defending anyone and everyone who makes
a decision on their own. It's no one else's business,

(16:45):
that's my point. If you want to eat a slim jim,
if you want to use the generic brand and not
the CBS brand.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Fun If I was dating you and I came over
and would your father and you had one play, we
break it up.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Did you don't deserve me? Then you don't deserve me.
If if you're gonna judge me on my toilet paper,
then that says a lot about you. Actually, If you.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Don't take care of your butt in that way, then
I'm wondering if you're going to take care of me.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I mean, you could eat breakfast off my butt, but
you don't use one.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Ply, that's right. You used to fly.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
And if three ply were available, you'd have that.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Also, you got to follow up with the baby wipe
as well. We're throwing this all out there, right, we.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Got to move on now.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Seriously, they do have baby wips.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Don't flush them, no, no, But they have flushables yeah,
but no.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
They even say don't flush flushable right on the back.
I know, but then they say don't use it.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Oh, I'd be flushing them.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Did you just say I be flushing.

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Speaker 1 (19:27):
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Speaker 3 (19:34):
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Speaker 1 (19:36):
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Speaker 3 (19:41):
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Speaker 1 (19:44):
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Speaker 2 (19:45):
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Speaker 3 (19:45):
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Speaker 1 (19:47):
All right, So Scary, you're you're the plaintiff and your
your complaints against Samantha. Yes, okay, what.

Speaker 17 (19:55):
A couple of days ago, it was brought to my
attention unintentionally by Nate that Sam took a present that
I got her for Christmas a couple of years ago,
and I paid a lot of money for and she
sold it and just to whoever she did. I don't
know where she sold it. I don't know what website.

(20:15):
I don't know if she's strapped for cash. But I
felt that this was something that I was I put
a lot of love and energy time.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
To hurt your feelings. Can you tell us what? Okay,
hold on?

Speaker 5 (20:26):
What was the gift?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
What was the gift you bought? It was a very
I'm gonna show you exhibit A. Can I give you
exhibit A.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I'll bring it up to the judge.

Speaker 14 (20:37):
It is a.

Speaker 17 (20:39):
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say things like Barbigoit's and klay Lud's and Ganja.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Listen, let me tell you something. Anything from Jonathan Adler
I'm a fan of. That's a great gift.

Speaker 18 (20:54):
Jonathan Adler has some attractive designs.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (20:56):
So so one year she helped me out a bit,
and you know, a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
And it doesn't matter, you gave her again. I gave her
a gift for Christmas and I said, Sam.

Speaker 17 (21:06):
In fact, I actually left it on her doorstep because
she wasn't home to collect it.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Remember that. Okay, that really has nothing to do with
what I spent over one hundred dollars on this canister. Okay,
it doesn't matter if you spent two dollars or two
million dollars. It's a gift, it was thoughtful, it came
from the right place. And now I come to find
out from Nate that she's sold it online, like as
if he never even gave a rats butt about it. Okay,

(21:31):
you can use the word ass if you want, but
you want to say rats but the top b u et.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
But did you sell that on Poshmark?

Speaker 5 (21:38):
I did sell it on.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Pas Okay, So let's go to Samantha, the UH defendant.
All right, I'm still trying to figure out even if
you do win, Scary with the damages will be I
can't quite figure that out. But anyway falls back, no
hold on, there's more to it than that, Yes, Samantha,
your side of the story.

Speaker 16 (21:54):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (21:54):
So I had the gift from Scary. I very much
appreciated it, and I recently started just cleaning out my
life things I didn't need, so I came across it.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I don't need a canister that says barbituates you need.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
I didn't need the canister.

Speaker 18 (22:07):
I was cleaning stuff out, and I'm like, okay, you know,
because gift from Scary it was really nice. And then
I never understood why he got me a canister that
said ganja, because I don't smoke.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
I never there was no reference to it whatsoever.

Speaker 17 (22:19):
It's a play on words, almost like as if it's
a cute tea thing, like you say ganja, but there
is us.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I'm sure you had your chance, all right, please go ahead.

Speaker 18 (22:27):
We never spoke about it, was never hit on. And
then we always talk about how much Scary is king
of regifting things. So I start to like, I'm a
little suspicious that he didn't regift it to me. So
I reached out to our friend who he also bought
a gift for that same year, and she got Michael
Kore's boots that year, which she picked out when she

(22:48):
the same day, we both got out.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Our best assistant, Elizabeth.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Those were beautiful, those Michael core booths, and.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
She wore year. I gave her a Chanel bag, so
I went, but it isn't by the way. This is
getting just It's okay.

Speaker 18 (23:02):
I put two and two together and I realized Scary
regifted me this because she got to pick out her
own gift that same year, and this meant nothing to him.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
By the way, me no offense Samantha talking about what
other gifts he sent to other people. It really has
no bearing on this case.

Speaker 18 (23:18):
I just realized it was regifted, so I didn't feel
badly about it was gifted.

Speaker 17 (23:23):
I bought that at the Short Hills mall way the
credit court statement, did you.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Buy it for her? Or did you buy it for
someone else? Or did someone get.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hold on Danielle? Danielle Scary was the plaintiff. Now he's
the defendant. All right, here we go, well, hold on,
turnout playing all right, okay, here's okay. Let me just
as your judge, the knowledgeable Judge Crotch, I must, I
must tell you what's going on here. It has nothing
to do with regifting, has nothing to do with the
price of the gift. The fact is that It'll keep

(23:53):
it simple. You gave her a gift and she sold it. Yeah, okay, okay,
what damage has been done? Because that's all I can
work with. Emotional damage. Okay, emotional damage. I'm upset.

Speaker 17 (24:04):
I cannot believe that I went out of my way
to do this for her and she freaking sells it.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, well, as if it didn't mean anything to her.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Wait a minute, how many times have we gotten gifts?

Speaker 6 (24:13):
And I've seen you sell people s'mores makers or what
the other thing?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
What am I going to do with a fund? My
point is this, Okay, though, even though she hurt your
feelings by selling the gift you gave her, it's not illegal,
it's not wrong, and you really aren't damaged. There's no
damage here, even though your feelers are hurt.

Speaker 18 (24:35):
Now I love the gift even more in the form
of fifty five dollars she got.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, how much did you spend? Scary? How much you
went over? Well over one hundred. It's the bigger one.

Speaker 14 (24:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Who wins out here is whoever bought it from Samantha.
That's the winner. I'm scary.

Speaker 16 (24:55):
This.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
This is a This is a frivolous lawsuit that isn't
really throwing this out of court. I'm throwing it out.
This is a waste of the court's time. This is stupid.
This is a stupid thing. I can't believe we're wasting
our show's time on this very scary mess. Whether it's
a new gift or regift, it doesn't matter. She sell

(25:15):
it to doesn't matter. It's her will you give it
to her? It is her property technically, so she can
do whatever she wants to.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
And now it belongs to Deborah girl for sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I got a great deal on that day. Thank you
so u. There are no winners. There are nothing but
losers in this trial to strike scary. One more, one
more visit to this court and you lose another case.
Where's my defense? There's no one cares.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Nobody would paid them.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Look, you may be offended. I would be offended, No
problem but that. You can't take this to a court
of law. What a waste of my time and everyone's time.
There you go, thanks, you know, scary. Next time you
want to give someone a gift, just sell it.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Scary. What if I take you out for drinks with
my earnings?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, no, no, no, you don't owe him anything. You
don't ow him anything.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
You always have that guilt feeling.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sam, Yeah, Daniel, get them out of here, let's go
get out.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
Waking up in the morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
What's up Y'allance, Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm Sam Smith, Peter excell Elvis Geran on the Morning Show.
Let's play. Let's get into how well do you know
our show Scary Getting to Know Us? Line six is
Amanda from Boca. How you doing, Amanda?

Speaker 15 (26:48):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hello lady, Hey, how well do you know our show? Amanda?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
I hope very well.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
How long have you been listening to us? Forever? Oh?
Fifteen years? That is forever? Yes, so many people. All right,
if you've been listening closely for fifteen years and not passively,
you may win some money here. Are you ready to go?
All right? Do you know the show? Example number one?

(27:21):
All right, Amanda? What is that?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Is that Danielle gagging?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
She knew she was gagging to Danielle by the way,
as you know, Danielle gags if you talk about mayonnaise,
or you talking about anything that has mayonnaise in it,
or when Scary licks her neck that okay, you know,
watch this, watch this, hey, Danielle? Would you love a
deviled egg right now? With that mayonnaise building leg? See?

Speaker 10 (27:47):
See all right? Alright, I stop, all right, I stopped? Okay, gosh,
I so much.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
No, all right, so we needs to keep score because
I don't have any way to write to keep So
you're ten dollars up? Okay, Amanda? Here is do you
know the show sound number two?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Well, my hat, yep, they're kidding the yard a matterfly
fly away?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yep. Do you know Miley Cyrus as Gandhi as Miley Cyrus?
When did you know that you had the talent, the
talent of duplicating the sound of Mony Cyrus.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
The second I heard her speak, I was like, oh, yeah,
I got this.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Let's go do a good job. Yeah she up to
twenty dollars. You're doing very well, Amanda. They're gonna get
a little tough. Here is, do you know the show
sound number three? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah bo bo bo b All right, by okay, all right?

(28:51):
Do you know what means? Who is that? And why.

Speaker 11 (28:56):
Wasn't that the sound that you guys were like laughing
that you hate hearing?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
I don't remember.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
It was great, you're scary anyway.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
But what but why why why does scary go bayh.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Blah blah blah blah when someone's talking And then he'll
like do it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yes, that's right. You are up to thirty dollars. Y'll scary,
we'll do that when you're talking. He'll go uh and
try to stop you. Oh bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye. I love about it. He doesn't do
do it much anymore because well he almost lost his job.
All right, So this is great. You're up to thirty dollars.

(29:34):
All right. Here is do you know the show's sound
number four? Okay, very very very important. Daniel's laugh.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Absolutely try to live with that.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, Danielle. Danielle has been doing that laugh. She just
did it again. She's been doing that laugh on our
show since the very beginning, over twenty five years ago.
And you know, I think when people say they love
our show, the first thing they say is, you know,
oh I love that Daniel's laughs.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Ah that, guys make me cry. Don't make me cry.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
All right, here's the sound of Danielle crying.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
You know what you're doing really well here, Manda, she's
doing great. Guys. Forty bucks. You're up to forty bucks.
All right. Okay, this is a little more challenging, but
you've been listening closely, you'll get it. Here is Do
you know the show's sound number five?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Oh, stop it?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Okay, that's grossing a lot of people out. Do you
know what that sound is?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Is it froggy chewing?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
A close close Froggy would never be so rude. That
is scary chewing. He eats constantly during the show, and
we hear it NonStop. All right, so you're down ten,
So she's down ten points. Now thirty bucks. You're at
thirty bucks. All right, let's see if you can recall
this famous moment or two from your fifteen years of

(31:00):
here's do you know the show sound number six? That's
a lot of cheese. Don't get me started on stream jesus, Oh,
I gotta have some cheese out all right? What is
that sound on our show?

Speaker 15 (31:21):
I know?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, we don't do it enough. That's me praising cheeses.
This is one of my favorite things you do, by
the way, it really is. Cheeses are fabulous. Like what's
your favorite cheese, Amanda?

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Oh, Monzarella.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, you can praise Montzarella. It's okay, all right. Well,
now you're down ten, so she's down to twenty twenty bucks?
Oh no, all right, these are getting a little tough
to You've been listening for twenty five years. You heard
this guy on the show a lot. Do you know
the show? Sound number seven? The best bot of the
super Bowl was Brutal Boss at Bob Music. He wants

(31:59):
us to play Bull music? Who is that?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Oh my gosh, is that.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Alay again? Playing again? The best bot of the super
Bowl was brutal Boss at Bull Music. No, it's one
of our bosses yelling at us because we don't play
enough music. Yeah, I never want exactly. That is a
real guy who works here. Mister program director, Mister program director,

(32:28):
what is the fatal flaw of our show? You don't
play it enough music? All right? All right, I got
to play a bull of it? All right, Well you're down.
You know what I'm gonna get. We're gonna let you
your hang on that one. You're still at twenty dollars?
All right, let's give you. Do you know the show
sound number eight? One more time? All right?

Speaker 7 (32:54):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Well, I'll tell you it. It's Danielle doing the airhorn?

Speaker 18 (33:01):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Danielle? No, no, no, no, that's the siren the airhorn.
Oh god, they're both equally awful. All right, all right,
you got Daniel, so you got there? You ten dollars?

Speaker 3 (33:14):
All right, annoying sounds. I'm learning from this name.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Here's another one we've done just periodically. You if you
don't listen every single hour, every single day, you may
not know who this character is. It's do you know
the show sound number nine?

Speaker 7 (33:29):
What is that? Gandhi's impression of Woody wood packer.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Spot And there we go. This is the most annoying
show ever. I'm glad we did that. It's it's a
great way for to like change things around here. Hey, look,
is it true that you're getting married tomorrow?

Speaker 19 (33:54):
It is?

Speaker 20 (33:55):
I'm getting married in Miami.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Oh no, good for you, Thank you for listening, and
congratulations on your wedding tomorrow. I hope you have a
great day, Amanda. Hell lovely, hold on one second. Oh
the day before you get married, and you're on the radio.

Speaker 17 (34:13):
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, Joe Kadi's in the studio and
he said, scary Broks.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Garryrody, you guys should put together reary but why you
don't want to be scroaty?

Speaker 13 (34:26):
No, no, no, Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
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Speaker 2 (34:58):
This is Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
We need to talk about this. A sexpert shares how
to tell if someone will be good in bad? Are
we curious? Yea? I'm gonna writ this a sex expert,
her name is Annabelle Knight. Here her top Here are
her top tips for spotting a bad lover based on

(35:24):
body language and how they act on use the word lover.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Can we start there?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Number one? A speed eater. That's a sign of a
bad lover. By the way, is it we could just
this week's move on? Then let me tell you what

(35:49):
speed the speed eaters? So you look, you know someone
who's a speed eater, she says, if they're rushing through
things that should be enjoyed, like food, they're more likely
to rush through and that's not a good sign. Okay,
do you agree with that? No you like a speed eater?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
No, not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
How don't you explain yourself?

Speaker 11 (36:08):
Gun?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
So I will just use my boyfriend as an example.
He will house his food in two minutes. He was
a military guy for a very long time. They have
eight minutes to finish their meals. He's used to doing that.
I don't think all military guys are bad in the sack.
I know for sure. One that's not.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Okay, Well, may he may have a different reason for
eating fast.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Yeah, his meal.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
There is no correlation. Okay, you know. Look, but do
you agree Daniel that someone who understands how to enjoy
food and take your time with it and not just
rush through it just to get full, maybe they'll be
the same when it comes time.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
To you know, yeah, I think they. Maybe they take
their time with everything and I want to enjoy it
a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Because your tongue has different taste parts of it, right,
Like you told me this.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Different parts of your tongue taste different things. You don't
want to go well, I mean, look, you know, like
I'm gonna use Alex as an example Okay, I'll spend
like four hours making dinner, he'll sit down, it'll be
gone in fifteen seconds. I'm like, well, you got to
taste that in haal it.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
So we don't agree with this first one, Okay, I
just likee eater.

Speaker 21 (37:20):
You.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I want you to think what you want to think.
I'm just throwing this out here from this person's perspective. Okay,
I'm not saying anyone's wrong or right.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Number two on the story sexpert sharing how to tell
if someone will be good in bed a fast mover
Once again, she says that the idea of taking things
slow seems like a foreign concept to some people. It
could be the lack emotional experience and sex may not
be satisfying. They would just roll up to the end, Okay,

(37:48):
They want to get to the big O.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
They don't enjoy the journey exactly, the destination exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
So do we all agree the journey can be just
as fun as the O.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I see that.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, maybe another sign of being a bad lover. The
bedroom bragger, Oh for sure.

Speaker 15 (38:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
They talk about past. They talk about past conquests, how
great they are in bad or how many people they've
slept with. That could be a sign of insecurity or
dead giveaway that someone isn't that great event.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Yes, that's very little d energy.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I've heard those who can do those who can't. Talk
about it. Yeah, that's how I write.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Another thing that could be the sign of a bad
lover A big boozer. Oh oh, A couple of drinks
is one thing, but if they drink way too much,
it can negatively affect their performance. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
The whiskey thing.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah, whiskey D. Have you ever had whiskey D's Carrie?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I think, oh yeah, me for sure. Happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You ever have whiskey D?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Oh, my god, all the time.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Not to be confused with sunny D. I don't know
what that is. Also, they say another sign of a
bad lover a couch potato. If you can barely get
them off the sofa, they may not have much stamina
in the bedroom. You can be very disappointed. According to
this sexpert. Now, let me give you some things that
tell you they're good in bed. Someone likes to chat.

(39:11):
If they show caring and understanding when talking to you,
chances are they'll want to understand what works for you
in bed. Okay, not afraid to ask questions.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I can see that.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Are we really ringing a bell?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I feel like Scary is ringing the bell to show
you that that's what he does.

Speaker 18 (39:28):
He is.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You are a chatty chap next on the list. If
you can tell someone's good in bed, maybe they have very,
very meaningful eye contact. Oh ah, okay, And it's proven
scientific fact that maintaining good eye contact can trigger the
release of feel good chemicals like oxytocin, the love hormone.

Speaker 19 (39:49):
As you know.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
It also shows they're not afraid of emotional intimate intimacy.
So you could be in luck. Yeah. You know a
lot of people are afraid to make eye contact because
they just can't connect one on one like I'm doing
with you right now, Danielle, look at me in the
Also someone else who could be in good in bed.
They're funny.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
Oh yeah, I think that's the key. Pete Davidson. I'm
telling you, guys, there's something about Pete.

Speaker 16 (40:13):
That ladies love.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
He knows. Does he know how to mow the art?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I think he does.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
He's also got a big one I haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I've heard lots of Maybe it does, but it doesn't
we all agree that having a good sense of humor
is a key factor to being good in bed. So
if your date likes to laugh, it's a good sign.
If you ever been in bed with someone, you're like,
you really want to like have a great time. Then
all of a sudden someone farts. Either you roll out
of bed and run out of the room like ready

(40:41):
to vomit, or you go, oh, let's move on.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Out of the room.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Are you kidding me? Right now?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
A sense of humor lacking. And finally, maybe a good
sign that they're good in bed is they have great
kissing intuition. Yes, they maybe don't need rehearsal or directions.
You can tell by the way they kiss that they
know how to slow it down be a good kisser.
Chances are they'll also know what they're doing in bed. Now,

(41:13):
these are not guaranteed payoffs, but according to the sexpert,
those are the things to look for to see if
they're bad or good in bed. You agree with some
of them, yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Some of them, Yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What was the first one you didn't like?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Speed eater?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Speed eater?

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, I'm not going to agree with that.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Speed eater.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Not counting out our military guys, screw.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
What's the sound you make when you're at the restaurant,
When you're at the restaurant, when you're at the restaurant
speed eating? No no no, no no no no no
no no. Did he said like that last night at
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse kind of there was a lot of
he was enjoying the surf anditor. We know you do

(41:53):
get into your food. This music is so stupid. If
you come over, if if you come home to me
after a day at work and I turned this music on.
I'm lighting some candles and dimmy the lights. I'm wearing
a nice agent provocateur Teddy. I serve you up at Martini.

(42:17):
Put your slippers on. Maybe light your pipe for you.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
You know it's going to be quite to night. It
probably was when you saw me in my Teddy with feathers.
All right, there you go, my pipe, Duran, light my pipe? Pipe.

Speaker 13 (42:41):
Hello, Hello, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You know, people wonder what it's like to do what
we do for a living. It's pretty easy, to be honest.
We work in an environment where they let us say
and do what almost whatever we want to do, it's
almost criminal. And so I got an email from someone
in the company, No big deal, and there was an
egg plenty emoji on the email. I'm like, okay, and

(43:20):
I didn't think twice of it. Then I started thinking, Hmmm,
where else could you work where an egg plenty moji
eggplant emoji would be acceptable on an email?

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Restaurant?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yes, exactly, okay, very good point. And then so what
line of work would we be in it for it's
acceptable to have a peach emoji on your Yes, okay,
fruit farmer, a fruit farmer, or a gynecologist maybe, I
don't know. Or you work for the State of Georgia.
That is the peach there. It is so so we

(43:54):
it really makes the stop and go. Okay, we work
for a company that's pretty pretty liberal, pretty open minded.
They trust us, right, What what about like the middle
finger emoji? Is that is?

Speaker 21 (44:05):
That?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Is it okay to get that? I'm reading the rest
of EMO a hand doctor.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
If you work at a hand doctor, maybe they've got
a problem with their middle finger they need to have fix.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't know. I know a lot of people as
we sit here and talk about this, just you know,
Lucy Goosey, there are people driving to work right now
going to a corporate situation where they are not allowed
to do any emojis at all. I mean, it's it's
a whole different world we work in here. Let's not
forget that.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
So lucky I have on my desk as we speak
an eggplant lotion dispenser.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Didn't I give you that? We're all going down? I'm
sure what was that? Frog?

Speaker 9 (44:45):
I was at a restaurant the other night and they
have milkshakes, and somebody in line in front of me
asked the lady behind the counter. All I heard was
can you suck it through a straw? That's all I
heard was her question was is the milkshake so thick
to you a spoon? Or can you stuck it through
a straw? And I thought I could never work at
that place if somebody said to me, can you suck
it through a straw?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Do you want to do it here? Do you want
to go in the back? Like how do you want
to do this? Like?

Speaker 9 (45:09):
I could never work somewhere like that because of what
has happened to me here has ruined me to be
able to work anywhere else. What has happened to me,
I would be fired in an HR problem within thirty two.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
You know what, I think the same thing.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Like, I go, well, if I worked in a grocery store,
this would be a problem because the women here like
slap each other's butts as a joke.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Like if I'm standing in the grocery store and like
my friend's the cashier and I go slapping her butt,
I think it's gonna be a problem, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I don't like I'll be very clear, I never ever
slap anyone's ass at work. Never. I just I don't know.
You never the nineties.

Speaker 13 (45:48):
No, in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
She wasn't alive in the eighties. No, I mean, I
don't know. You get to a point where you're like, oh,
I don't know. You never know who's gonna be watching
her down the hall or whatever.

Speaker 21 (46:03):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Anyway, I love where we work, I love who we
work for. And uh, you know, cheers to that.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
You're lucky.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Drive it off the rails from time to time.

Speaker 13 (46:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh, here comes Danielle with your phone tap.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
All right, dear, Elvis to my fiance. Chris and I
went to Florida and had our flights all messed up.
Due to this, our trip wasn't as great as it
could have been. We've contacted the airlines that have gotten nowhere,
so we're still waiting for some answers. I want you
to call as a representative from the airline and just
mess with my fiance.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
So I call him and Denise his fiance gets in
on it.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Here's what I love about this phone tap. You know,
every phone tap is a living, breathing thing. This one
the guy stays very calm, Yeah, very cool and collected,
and then you can hear him when he turns. Yes,
here's today's phone.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Tap, Chris Campion. Please, it's Cheryl Burke.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I'm calling from Okay.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I'm calling about a letter sent from I guess Denise Rizzo.
Oh okay, she sent us a letter obviously about your stay.
Do you remember, Yes, I know she wanted to know
if you could be reimbursed for it. Yeah, and I'm
just calling to tell you that there's no possible way.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
It's no possible No, I mean, obviously it wasn't our fault,
and so.

Speaker 19 (47:23):
I know, I went through this thready with someone else,
and you know, I just decided I won't use the
butter anymore because well.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
That's your choice. I mean, we are the best air carrier.

Speaker 19 (47:32):
Out there, right, you don't have very good customer service.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Well, sir, you know I can't help mother nature.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, I know, I lost.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I lost the whole day's vacation.

Speaker 19 (47:40):
I lost the days pay money. I had to pay
for a hotel a night that I wasn't even down
in Flaida.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Maybe if you had flown first class, we could have
done something for you, but unfortunately, you know.

Speaker 19 (47:50):
Okay, if it's not Yeah, I'm not first class, so
I'm not important.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm not saying you're not important.

Speaker 19 (47:54):
I'm just saying if I would have first class, you
could have done something for me.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I'm just saying that if you had spent a little
bit more money, sometimes we're able to help those people out,
if you know, you know, Okay, obviously the people in
first class are a little bit more important than the
people that are.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Not in first pole.

Speaker 19 (48:08):
Okay, I understand.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
We want to keep those customers with champagne tastes and
the people who have, you know, a little bit lower
end taste.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Those are expendable, more disposable.

Speaker 19 (48:19):
Right now, you're telling me that I'm expendable and if
I had more money, you would be able to help me.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I mean, is there a reason why you didn't fly
first class? Can you not afford it? Or something?

Speaker 19 (48:29):
You don't need to know me?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
You don't know, you don't know it.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
I'm much and you don't you don't know anything about me.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Well, it sounds like you're not worth that much, to be.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Honest, Thank you very much.

Speaker 19 (48:37):
Can I what's your name?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
My name is Cheryl Burke.

Speaker 19 (48:40):
I'm very disappointed, you know, with your professional attitude. I
don't want to listen to this anymore.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
And you you were insulted, just like I'm insulted. I mean,
I don't need some ditzy blonde talking to me like that.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Did you?

Speaker 19 (48:52):
Did you call to argue with me? Because really I don't.
I don't need this. I was inconvenience and I don't
need to argue with you, okay, And I don't understand
what the point of this call is.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Okay, the point of this call is, this was from
a nasty bitch.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
This letter.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Do you mind if I conference in this denise person
and ask her why she won't be such a letter.

Speaker 19 (49:09):
Yes, I do, mind. I don't like the way you're acting.
I don't like the way you're talking and they you know, well,
can you hold on professional?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 20 (49:17):
Please?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Hello, Denise, This is Cheryl Burke from the SLIDA. How
are you today? I have your fiance Chris on the
other line. Chris, are you there?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yes, I'm here, and I'm just calling.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Because I wanted to ask why you would write such
a nasty letter to the company.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Come on my way to work right now.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I really don't have time today.

Speaker 19 (49:38):
I listen, just hang up the phone. This lady is
totally unprofessional. She's insulting you, and she's insulting me. Said,
just hang up the phone, isn't you know what?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Hold on second, I'm.

Speaker 19 (49:47):
Going to hang up the phone because I am right now.
She called you a ditsy blonde. She said if we
had if we had no money, maybe she would be
able to accommodate us.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Are you that stupid? Do you really think you were
going to get anywhere with this letter?

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Talk to me that way.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I don't have time for.

Speaker 21 (50:01):
You, Okay.

Speaker 9 (50:02):
I have to make a living.

Speaker 19 (50:03):
Okay, my living isn't calling up and insulting people that
this is this is what I get them from my
representative of customer, So I would say, you're kidding me?

Speaker 7 (50:10):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Why are you so angry?

Speaker 11 (50:12):
Sir?

Speaker 17 (50:13):
So angry?

Speaker 19 (50:13):
You're insulting when you're calling my gonfidence? Did a ditchie
by my fian say I'm no less? Not even my
girlfriend I've seen.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I say, ditsie Bond.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
You're telling me that I'm expendable because and I can
do business.

Speaker 19 (50:23):
I'm expendable.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 15 (50:26):
What kind of what kind of.

Speaker 17 (50:26):
Professional organization are you?

Speaker 21 (50:29):
What kind of corporation?

Speaker 19 (50:30):
Large corporate corporation are you? I was inconvenience here, I
was inconvenience and then I.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Was treated miss food. I was treated wrongly at.

Speaker 19 (50:38):
The comedy events had happened?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I write a letter and I get a call back
and with an argument, Sir Christomas service repersent of there you, sir?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
You're feeling that is your mind?

Speaker 21 (50:49):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 14 (50:50):
Sir?

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Your feelance is still on the phone.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
And she's here.

Speaker 19 (50:53):
Are not you call her a ditchy bond?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Who are you?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Do you the first, first definition of customer service.

Speaker 19 (51:04):
Of being profecial.

Speaker 21 (51:05):
Do you you need to go back to school?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Man, excuse me, I need to go back to school.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
You need it.

Speaker 19 (51:10):
You must be some kind of you must be at
the beginning industrade, because that's not how you true to customer.
This is not how you true to customer.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Do not get a customer right like this?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
You want to work?

Speaker 19 (51:20):
Listen, show up.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I won't be writing a letter about you. I'm very
bummed down.

Speaker 19 (51:23):
I'm even more disappointed with about it and everybody on
this job.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
Melib Bright.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Now your fiance is still on the phone and she's
hearing you act like a lunatic.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
I'm not.

Speaker 19 (51:31):
I'm not acting like lunatic. You got me to the
point of my blood boiling.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Now, okay, I'm putting you on hold.

Speaker 21 (51:36):
No, no more, how I gotta go.

Speaker 19 (51:38):
Back to work. Enoughing you heart. We're not having anything,
We're notaysolving anything. F forget it.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Wait this is very important.

Speaker 19 (51:44):
The next count and set down. I don't have these.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
This is very important. We're just phone tapping you. This
is Danielle mon Arrow and you've just been phone tapped.

Speaker 17 (51:58):
Crazy thiss duran phone tap this phone table was pre
recorded with permission granted by.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
Autharticipation the Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Let's talk about cheap versus frugal. Let's say that you
have outdated and worn out electronics, like an old TV.
Do you replace it as soon as the newer model
comes out? Are you just keep it going until it
doesn't work?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
I think you keep it going till it doesn't work anymore?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Is that frugal or cheap?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Hmm?

Speaker 5 (52:35):
I would say frugal?

Speaker 15 (52:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (52:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Like what about an iPhone? Like I have an iPhone
eight and I keep it because it's still don't laugh,
don't snicker over there, yes, snick ahead. I keep it
because it still works fine, there's no problems with it.
So why do I need Why do I need to
upgrade to it? There really isn't Why do I need
to upgrade to the next one when I still can

(52:58):
use this one perfectly?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You're being frugal. You call me once a week something's
wrong with my phone? I don't because it's an iPhone four. Okay,
let me go down the list. How about people who
reuse tea bags? Oh, that's that's cheap cheaper if there's
plenty of tea left in the tea bag. Nah, I

(53:20):
don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Come on na, how about eating.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Food a few days past its expiration date? That's being smart?
The food is good, you're good.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
But what about the frozen meals that that Brodie dropped
off at Scaries that were like three years past the
expiration date? That's too far, right years?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I don't know. See, I don't think that's frugal or cheap.
I think that's just saying, hey, it's been frozen. What
could go wrong? Okay? So what about Okay, so you
have your your your your pump bottle of soap next
to the sink. How many times have you opened it
up when it's at the very bottom and put a
little water in and shake it up and you use
it alone all right time? Is that frugal or cheap?

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Lazy?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Smart? Smart?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
We have a new category smart? Okay? Do you track
your electricity use?

Speaker 7 (54:17):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah? Right? Oh?

Speaker 14 (54:21):
I do.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
I walk around the house and turn off the lights
so when everybody leaves the mode and they leave the room,
it's just nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I've been doing that more now, I've I've been turning
off lights a lot if I leave her room, I
turned the lights off. I never used to do that.
This house looked like a Christmas tree, and now it doesn't.
You could actually be standing outside my house and know
where I am at all times because it lights up
like a like a game show board. What do you
think frog?

Speaker 9 (54:45):
You know those little kitchen timers, the little white kitchen
timers that you turn to the dial and they go
dang when they're done. I put one in my son's
bathroom because he's in the shower too long. So when
he gets in the shower, I start it. When the
bell goes off, you're done. I don't care if you're clean,
I don't care what you're doing. I'm taking twenty minutes
in the shower. You get seven minutes the shower and
that's it.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
That is cheap. Yeah, no, I'm tired of what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Why?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
What are you tired of? What's wrong with him taking
a long shower?

Speaker 9 (55:13):
Because our water bill went up through the roof and
I'm like, what are you doing in there? I know
what you're doing in there? Stop it got water doesn't
need to be on when you're doing that.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Oh my god, I don't want to hear this poor kids, okay,
shopping okay, shopping at second hand clothing stores cheap frugal
or your fashion sense that you could be yeah could
What if you're at the grocery store and you buy
off brand products? Is it being cheap frugal?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
You think frugal, that's frugal.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I think yeah, okay, you could save a look for instance,
the cereal killers Scottie. Is there a major difference between
let's say post raisin bran and store or like generic
raisin brand. Is it really that big of a deal
of a difference generally yes.

Speaker 22 (56:05):
However, if you wait until the name brand goes on sale,
you can get it for just as little as the
off brand. So there's plenty of times where you can
get Kellogg's raisin brand for a dollar fifty of bucks
if you wait till it goes on sale and use
a coupon.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Okay, So why are you here? Ses you consider yourself
the king of the cheap people on our show, I'm
not cheap, I'm frugal, the coupon in king. Yeah, So okay,
in your mind, what's the difference between cheap and frugal?
Because with you, I just can't tell a big difference. Well,
I mean I'm not cheaping. Go ahead, You're so frugal.
You're so frugal it's it almost borders on cheap.

Speaker 22 (56:39):
Well, I mean, when I need something, I'm gonna wait
until it goes on sale because I know it's going
to I'm gonna find a coupon code for something, because
why would I pay full price for something when I
know I can get it for less.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I just it's more of a game to me. I
just stick it to the man.

Speaker 22 (56:52):
I mean, why give them all my money when I
know there's a way for me to save and I
should keep that money.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, what about Uh, you love empty soda cans, oh Jesus,
and so you can take him back and you take
your soda cans in for refunds.

Speaker 22 (57:04):
Well, I meanate made fun of me yesterday because I
have a garage full. I have probably about twenty cases
of expired soda that I got from the promotion's garage
because they were going to get rid of it because
it expired.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I took them.

Speaker 22 (57:14):
I'm gonna empty them all out, get a nickel of can.
It's like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yeah, that's recycling for your environment. Well, that's right. It
is no, no, no, you're you're that's a that's a
big win because it's good for the environment, as Gandhi
is saying, and you're getting money back.

Speaker 22 (57:28):
But what happens is I usually I usually like break
my nail because there's so many cans and I can
them and it messes up my fingers.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Get a knife.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah, So you know, these are things that we you know,
we learned from our great grandparents or our grandparents who
are around during the UH the UH depression agent great
the Depression. Right, they live this way because and they
continue to live that way until the day they die. Yeah,
your grandmother is, for instance, Danielle, she was like this, right, So.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
My grandma used to sew her pantyhose like we every
time she take her pantios off and there was a run,
there'd be she'd sew him. And I'd say, Grandma, you
could just throw those out and get a new pair,
and she'd say nope. And there would be like four
or five different places that she'd sew them, and she'd
just reuse them all the time.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
But I guess was that frugal. I guess that was
frugal right back then.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I guess I mean, how about your patiose. I have
no idea.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I know I haven't bought him in a while. Though
a couple of bucks.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I gotta thank you. I'm gonna go buy some new
patihose today any way. John is Online twenty four has
a suggestion for your son Kayden in the in the shower.
I don't know if I want to hear this boy. Yes,
go ahead, John. What's your suggestion for Caden and his
long showers?

Speaker 20 (58:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Frog, have him turn off the shower when he lathers up.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
How about that?

Speaker 9 (58:44):
Well, I don't mind him running the wall. Like I said,
I'll give him seven minutes. But I mean, there was
one time I timed it like and I don't even
know how long he had been in there. He was
in there another twenty minutes after I started realizing he'd
been in there too long. And I'm like, dude, no, no,
but there's not that much of you to clean for
twenty some minutes.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
No, you know what he's doing. I know what he's doing.
You got seven minutes. Get it all done. I don't
care if you do it, but get it done in
seven minutes and be done. Oh my god, all right,
he's taking that. John, I'm so sorry it turned into that.
But yeah, but you know what if John, are you
a camper? Do you go camping?

Speaker 11 (59:18):
John?

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I mean where did you mean? Cause I know that
if we're out in the woods or whatever and we have,
like we have a lot of water, you just use
a little water, you lather up, then use the water
to rent, so off, there's no water that's continuously falling.
Look at me the woods. I agree, I headed in me.
Yeah all right, yeah, no, I agree. And you do
that during camping, but not when you're at your house.
Or you're at your house, you give yourself a good shower.

(59:39):
All right, there you go. But Caden's in there for
thirty minutes. God knows why it's taken thirty minutes. Thank you, John,
thank you for listening. Uh what about ketchup user? If
you're a ketchup user? Oh my god, how much ketchup
are you wasting?

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Every year?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Ryan on twenty three, Hello Ryan morning, good pardon, good morning.
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Good morning? Yes, there you are so Ryan. Uh, what
is your suggestion for ketchup lovers?

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
Well, every time I go through the drive through and
I get ketchup they always.

Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
Give me a lot of extra so I use that
to refill my bottle at the hound.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Now you reset your bottle. Don't you guys have a
ketchup packet drawer in your kitchen?

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
I do, Oh yeah, for sure. I mean all the
hot sauces. You know, I love sauce. I just have
a bag of sauce and I love it and go
to it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
But I like, but like Ryan, you go that extra step,
you put it in the bottle, so it's like, who oh, yeah,
it's bottle fresh. I like that. That's good by Brody says,
that's cheap, cheap, interesting, that's funny. All right, very good Ryan,
thank you, very nice, Scott. He's also upset since we're

(01:00:48):
not at the studios, we're not printing as much, so
he's taking the used toner cartridges in and getting money
back for those.

Speaker 22 (01:00:54):
Two that's right, you get two bucks at Staples, Sure,
why not? But the nobody's here, so nobody's using them.
So normally I would get like I don't know, ten
cartridges a month at least from this whole office, and
that would pay for my kids school supplies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
What the hell?

Speaker 22 (01:01:07):
Well wait a minute, but don'tos belong to the radio station. Yeah,
but they just send them back for recycling. If I
take them back, they give you money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Oh hey, did you speaking of Staples, did you see
the video on Staples of the person running into Staples
and they go, look they have staples at Staples, And
then the next shot is then running into Dick's.

Speaker 17 (01:01:26):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It's like, what are they up to? Yeah? Scary?

Speaker 17 (01:01:31):
You know my uh my aunt Millie used to reuse
tinfoil and she used to reuse it so badly. She
used to wash it and then hang it out in
the clothes line and try and iron it out and
then keep using it over.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
And over again, ironing foil well, like kind of like
flattening it out with her hands. Oh, I thought she
actually pulling Hamilton beach iron outron. She may as well
have done it. Yeah. Well see, but you know that's
the depression. They made them do that, this kind.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Of thing pissed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Oh sorry, well no, my mom and dad they didn't
live through the depression, but they act like they did.
And you know how sometimes when you get takeout, it's
like the nice plastic container of the takeout with all
I keep those Oh, they have like a whole cabinet
filled with them. I'm like, I don't love ever reuse them.
But they won't just throw them away because they're like,
that's so wasteful, don't waste that's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Oh, they're good to use because you know, if you
have those sitting around, then you don't throw away food.
You can you can store food. I mean, so you're
you're you're saving your plastic stuff. See, I can be
a little frugal, you know, I can do it. I buy,
I buy, I won't reuse.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
There was a time when you used to throw away
the member they read the containers that we would bring in.
You'd eat and you'd throw it. And Scottie almost had
a heart attack that you were throwing away those containers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
There's a reason why I would throw away the containers
at the radio station because I didn't want to lug
them back home. But if I'm at home, I don't
throw them away. Oh no, I use them. I washed
them in the dishwasher. I put leftover food because I
don't want the food to go bad. It's great, it's awesome.

Speaker 22 (01:03:00):
For some reason, in my twisted head, I can't use
the ones that come from the restaurants. I'll reuse the ones,
the ziploc ones from the store, but if they come
from the Chinese food places with the soup and in it,
I'm never using that one again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Why.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I don't know, Because I'm a mess. I have no idea.
You're a mess. Look at you. You're you're, you're. You're
emptying out three million cans of soda and taking them
back to the store for refarns. But you can't use
your your yeah, you're container. You can't explain my head.
On line twenty four is Deanna. Deanna says, it gets
to the part where it drives her. It drives her nuts.

(01:03:32):
Your boyfriend's cheapness is driving you nuts.

Speaker 11 (01:03:35):
Yes, he reuses his dental floss. He flosses, he wrenches
it off and leaves it all over the counter.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Way hold on now, why? Okay? So I use those
dental flush things. It's it's like the curve thing and
has the floss in between the two sticks.

Speaker 15 (01:03:57):
I leave that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I leave that right there next to the It's always
there for me. Is that bad?

Speaker 11 (01:04:05):
I don't reuse it? But he gets the pool, you know,
the pool flash, and gets a lot and then just
uses it rinses it leaves it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Also, it's so disgusting. No, all right, it's not to
the point where you're ready to leave.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
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Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
No, but he's a disgusting pig.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
We it's it's so funny that in this text says
it really well, we are an extremely wasteful society. We
need to rethink, recondition our mentality, and repurpose everything not
cheap or frugal. It's smart. I like that, Yeah, no problem.
And Brody used to say, you'll, Elvis, listen to you.
You used to get a new car when it ran
out of gas, And I'm like, no, it's not true.

(01:04:44):
I don't go out and get a new car every
time I ran out of gas. Happened once one time.
All right, Well, thank you for your call, and uh Deanna,
have a great day to day you and your cheap one.
You guys love you too.

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Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
D Leave. Her album Radical Optimism is out today and
she's with us. Okay, thanks for being.

Speaker 16 (01:06:04):
Here, Thank you so much for having me. I'm so
happy to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
New York City traffic sucks, doesn't.

Speaker 16 (01:06:09):
It be bananas? But I'm here and I made it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
We're saying it to do it. And if you come
to New York you know what we're talking about. If
you're if you're running early, then you're like, why did
we leave the hotel so early. Yeah, if you're running lates,
like what I mean, we leave early. There is no
happy media and welcome to hell. We call it home.

Speaker 16 (01:06:28):
I'm very happy to be here. Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
It's very interesting because when your first album came out, uh,
what year was that?

Speaker 16 (01:06:35):
Twenty seventeen?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Okay, and that that's when you're getting that getting that
motion going right. Second album, Pandemic, Yes, but we still
loved it. This the third album, this is like Okay,
there's no excuses, there's no way you can't hide, no
not to do, and it sounds so awesome. How proud
of are you of your album?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Thank you?

Speaker 16 (01:06:57):
Yeah, I'm really proud.

Speaker 20 (01:06:59):
And also it's like a new experience, you know, doing
I don't know, the promotion side of things in a
completely different way. It's like, oh, I can actually go
out there and see the fans and hang out and
do shows and things that I didn't have the opportunity
to do with the last record until two years after
it was released.

Speaker 16 (01:07:17):
So this is like it's it's new stumping ground.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I love it, really happy it is stopping. It's boots
on the ground. Man, you're running, I mean, is it
to the point now you're like, whoa is this?

Speaker 17 (01:07:29):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
This is like forevermore?

Speaker 16 (01:07:32):
It's a lot of work, It's a lot, but it's fun.

Speaker 20 (01:07:34):
I'm just it feels like such a release now as
we're getting closer and closer to the album coming out,
it just feels surreal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
You know when you were like, sorry, when you originally
started writing, didn't you go into CVS and buy like
a notebook and then there's songs in it because you
love CVS or something out of story?

Speaker 16 (01:07:51):
Well, yes, I definitely love CVS. I feel like I
got it.

Speaker 20 (01:07:55):
I end up going to CVS and just buying a
lot of random stuff I don't need. I think that's
what happens with most of my CVS holes.

Speaker 16 (01:08:02):
But I really needed a.

Speaker 20 (01:08:03):
Notebook, like I just needed somewhere to write down my ideas.
I didn't realize how important that notebook when it ended
up becoming. I was like, I'm going into the studio,
I need a notebook, And it ended up becoming this
like relic almost all my all my words and my
lyrics and stories and stuff for everything that I've written
for this album.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
So lock it up. Yeah, Well, so you know every
artist we have and we love asking about the writing process.
So yours is a CVS notebook. A lot of people
use voice notes on the phone.

Speaker 20 (01:08:32):
Yeah, I do voice notes too, but I think I
wanted to get off my phone as much as possible
because I spend so much time on it that I
was like, I just want to put pen to paper
and kind of see the words. And it was just
a new, I don't know, experience, and I loved having something,
you know, to hold and to read and to see
if really felt like a diary that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
I and it won't disappear in the toilet.

Speaker 20 (01:08:55):
Definitely not now now I have it like I have it,
you know, photocoffee and say very good, you know scanned
and I you know, so nothing will happen to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
You've been very busy doers. So the Grammy performance, which
was unbelievable. Have you been to TikTok? Have you seen
all of the dances everyone's learning, because that dance was fierce.
You have to agree, thank you.

Speaker 20 (01:09:18):
Heel, thank you, in heels, In heels, you got to
You've got to give it some like sass or something.

Speaker 16 (01:09:23):
And I feel like in heels, I just moved back right.

Speaker 20 (01:09:27):
But I think it was really one of my dances
as he had take took my mic and he goes,
let's go. That was like the hype excitement part that
everyone kind of latched onto and then they're like, all right,
let's recreate the dance routine.

Speaker 16 (01:09:41):
But it was just so much fun. We had such
a blast putting that together.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Did you see Kiky Boots the musical? You've seen the
Kiky Boots? Haven't she a long? The tall red boots
with the high fierce heel. Maybe pull up a pictures
at night? I go home, I closed, I close the blind.
I put on my kinky boot. I'm almost halfway done
learning your dance. And when it's done, did you do
a video?

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
No, no, no, it's it's time.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Come on, he actually has them.

Speaker 16 (01:10:11):
Okay, I gotta I gotta see it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
I gotta see it. You didn't go on that Grammar
station until you already I will not show you my
kidky grimy dance. So you were who you were with
Seth Myers and you got a tattoo?

Speaker 7 (01:10:24):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Were you really day drinking with Seth Myers?

Speaker 16 (01:10:26):
I know a day drinking? I got blackout?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Okay? Good? What was your cocktail of choice I forgot.

Speaker 20 (01:10:33):
Well, unfortunately it was like an involuntary cocktail of rum
VODs and all of the above.

Speaker 16 (01:10:42):
But it was a blast. We had the best time.
But I should have paced myself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Well.

Speaker 16 (01:10:47):
I was like, I was like, I can handle this,
I can drink and it kind of backfire.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
It would be a fun day. But getting a tattoo? Yeah,
is this your first tattoo?

Speaker 16 (01:10:58):
No, okay, it's my twenty Okay, whoa.

Speaker 20 (01:11:03):
I've had a couple, but they're all quite small, so
I have lots on my hands and wasn't looking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I'm still I'm almost sixty years old. I still don't
have my first tattoo because I can't make up my mind.

Speaker 16 (01:11:14):
But don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I want to do it.

Speaker 16 (01:11:18):
I want to do it's cooler without No, it's not, yeah,
I mean you have.

Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
Cooler.

Speaker 16 (01:11:26):
Yeah, because now I've like started, so I might as
well carry on.

Speaker 20 (01:11:29):
But if you don't have any, it's almost like more
rare not to have any, so I wouldn't even stop.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I just want one. We don't put a look at
my boob, so my boobs start to fall toward the ground.

Speaker 16 (01:11:39):
Kinky boobs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Absolutely?

Speaker 18 (01:11:42):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Yeah, let's get to the music. So here you are.
If you're in the business or if you're not, just
understand this is the promotion time where we have this album,
we have this music we want to share with the world.
So we're going to travel to every corner of the
earth to make sure everyone understands this this album. What
is the album talk? I mean talking about radical optimism?

Speaker 18 (01:12:01):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I know that's a stupid kind of broad based question.

Speaker 20 (01:12:06):
Well, radical optimism, to me is a term that was
introduced to a friend of mine and it basically resonated
with me through the whole time I was writing the record,
which is about resilience.

Speaker 16 (01:12:17):
It's about rolling with the punches.

Speaker 20 (01:12:19):
It's about when things don't go your way of keeping
like an optimistic mindset. It's thinking about when something goes wrong,
how you feel like a week later, a month later,
and you look at things in hindsight or with perspective
and you go, oh, like, I can't believe I was
that worried about this thing.

Speaker 16 (01:12:35):
You know, it's over, it's done, you know.

Speaker 20 (01:12:38):
And I think with that in mind, that kind of
helps to have a more positive and optimistic approach that
when things are bad they're not going to be bad
for forever. And having that kind of ideology in your
mind makes all the bad things okay because you know
that you just have to get through them.

Speaker 16 (01:12:56):
That's how you learn, that's how you grow.

Speaker 20 (01:12:58):
It's outside your comfort zone where you progress, and that's
kind of the radical optimism that I feel like we
all need in life to just.

Speaker 16 (01:13:07):
Keep it moving.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
You have an advantage and musicians who put albums out
having advantage over the rest of us who don't, and
that is being able to chronicle where you were in life.
For instance, you were not the same do A Liipa
as you were when you did your first album, so
you're not even the same du Alipa you were when
you when you did Radical Optimism. You you have changed,
You're h I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (01:13:26):
This record, I've grown so much.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
So you can look. You can look at your body
of work and goo, that's where I was then. I'm
not really there anymore. I'm a different woman now.

Speaker 16 (01:13:34):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 20 (01:13:35):
And I think I look at it fondly because it's
like a time capsture of a point in my life
where I was, and it's nice to look back at
it and be like, oh, I've grown so much from
that point to where I am now.

Speaker 16 (01:13:47):
I guess that's the that's the fun of it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
I read that not only are you having fun with
this tour because now you were these promotional tours that
you're doing now and going out and talking to people,
but that you also have a book club.

Speaker 19 (01:13:58):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
And I find this fascinating. You actually read the books
or do you listen to audible?

Speaker 16 (01:14:01):
No, I read you read them?

Speaker 20 (01:14:03):
Yeah, I love, I love I think maybe it's again
the thing like the notebook, like I love to have
the physical.

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Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
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Speaker 16 (01:14:32):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
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Speaker 16 (01:14:34):
I love this so much. Yeah, yeah, I feel still Yeah, definitely,
And I would.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Imagine that reading so much also helps you in the
writing process.

Speaker 16 (01:14:41):
One thousand.

Speaker 20 (01:14:42):
I think it just expands your vocabulary, and also just
like your train of thought, your perspective, you understand emotions
in a completely different way. Even things that you haven't
been through. You kind of see it from someone else's
eyes and it's yeah, it's moving.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Do you gravitate towards autobiographies or literature or trash novels.

Speaker 16 (01:15:01):
No, I love fiction mainly.

Speaker 20 (01:15:04):
Something that I read recently that I loved so much
was Lincoln in the Bardo by George Saunders, and it's
just so quirky and interesting in the way that it's
written is.

Speaker 16 (01:15:17):
Just beautiful.

Speaker 20 (01:15:18):
It takes a second to kind of get into the
voice of it, but I think you'd like it. If
you just love to read a lot, you should.

Speaker 16 (01:15:23):
You should give it a go.

Speaker 20 (01:15:24):
It's the kind of book that you should sit through
and read it into sittings.

Speaker 16 (01:15:30):
But it's yeah, I love fiction, so I love to
dive into a different world.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
When you said the title, a lot of people listening going,
oh my god, the dual leave a clap, the double clap.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
The double class. I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
That's a class, I said, there is. There could be
a problem if you're doing a big concert in a
sold out arena and rather than standing up an applauding
end of a song. They just stand up and go
and then they and then that's it.

Speaker 16 (01:16:05):
I'm just like, I get it, but I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
I'm in, I'm in. Are you having fun?

Speaker 16 (01:16:11):
I'm having the most fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
What's the most fun about this? I know that may
be a stupid question, but in the answer will work.

Speaker 16 (01:16:16):
I think it's just it's just exciting. Every new experience
is so fun.

Speaker 20 (01:16:21):
And you know, since I've been able to talk about
the album title and like start releasing titles with the
songs and stuff, It's just been so freeing because I
can really explain what everything's been about. I think in
the beginning, when I'm just releasing singles and trying to
keep everything secret, that's so hard to talk in code.

Speaker 16 (01:16:40):
So now I'm like, it is, it's coming.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
A lot of text are coming through. Do It presents
the best shows. Most of the artists these days just
sing and run across the stage. You dancers, choreography, everything amazing.
I love do It. I just watched Argyle you can
do it All? How much fun was Argy?

Speaker 15 (01:16:57):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:16:57):
It was so much fun, so much fun. I love
being on set. It was yeah again an experience. I
didn't know what to expect from and everyone was lovely.
I worked a lot with Henry Cavill and John Cena
and my parts, and they were so lovely and generous
with their time and just like patient with me while

(01:17:18):
I just kind of figured it out on the job
and it was it was really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
It was so it was like reading a great book.
Obviously our guy. It was just it was just so
beautifully done. I'm just blown away at the imagination and
the creativity that people have because you start watching arg
I'm not gonna give any away if you haven't seen it,
you start watching it and they're like, whoa, where are
we going for?

Speaker 20 (01:17:40):
So it's all well and it's such a ride, and
I guess that's like the that's the Matthew Vaughan, right mind.

Speaker 16 (01:17:48):
Yeah, there's there's just like lots of ideas and it's
it's it's very much his thing. It's so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
You do take time to read books. Do you do
you watch film?

Speaker 16 (01:17:58):
I do watch film, yeah, but I prefer to read.
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Oh gosh, I love her more and more.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
The Gentleman.

Speaker 16 (01:18:06):
Oh, yes, I seen I've seen the film, but I
haven't seen the series.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Oh it's so good. Oh my god, that's really good.
I love it.

Speaker 16 (01:18:14):
Maybe, but Guy Richie, Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
Is there a book that you've read that you just think,
Oh my god, when and if this becomes a film,
I got to be part of it. Oh, let's make
it happen right now, speak it into existence.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:18:29):
I don't know about like being in it.

Speaker 20 (01:18:31):
I would love to, like maybe be in the behind
the scenes. I'm a really big fan of the Ortho
Douglas Stewart, and he wrote this incredible book called Chuggy Bain,
And I mean I kind of know that that one's
in the works. Oh, I'd love to, like maybe make
music for it, get involved somehow for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Do you love being a redhead? And how much die
do you see in the shower?

Speaker 16 (01:18:52):
I love being a redhead. The maintenance is a nightmare.

Speaker 20 (01:18:58):
It does look like I've murdered every time I get
into the shower, usually on the first wash, and then
it kind of calms down.

Speaker 16 (01:19:06):
But I love it. I don't know, I have a
lot of fun being a redhead.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Nice How often do you have to keep up with it?

Speaker 20 (01:19:15):
I have to die every like week and a half
to just kind of give it as.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
The payoff is very strong.

Speaker 16 (01:19:23):
It's fun, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
I'm gonna go back to something you were talking about
a second ago about how life is basically paraphrasing, life
is just full of adventures, trying new things, doing doing
exciting things on your promotional tours, and that I'm thinking
of someone in their car in traffic going to work
right now, going gosh, how can that I applied a

(01:19:44):
life like that to me. Let's say you don't have
choreographers and you don't have Grammy performances, you don't have
a life full of studio recording sessions and writing sessions,
but you have a life where you, you know, whatever
your life is, there's ought to be a way that
any of us can have the dua leap a life
where we are experiencing new things. How do you like

(01:20:06):
scratch the surface with like diving into things that are
almost frightening because they're so so new and different.

Speaker 16 (01:20:14):
I think it's easy.

Speaker 20 (01:20:15):
I think it really just starts, like you just have
to stop by saying yes, you know. I think whether
it's trying a new restaurant and eating something that you
probably wouldn't do before, like that already is like diving
into the deep end and something maybe that you wouldn't
have thought you would have done before. I think you
can find different things exploring a new part of town,

(01:20:37):
a new bookstore, a new film, and new like there's
so many different ways to kind of include that discovery
into your life.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
You know, it's scary, though, I mean to show up
on set at argyle to our gyle, were you a
little nervous?

Speaker 16 (01:20:52):
I mean, or you just definitely absolutely?

Speaker 20 (01:20:54):
But I get nervous for even like my my everyday
job that I think I'm good at, you know, I'm
I get so nervous because I want to be I
want to be really good at it, and I want
to be precise or like deliberate with my actions or
you know, make sure that I give one hundred and
ten percent of what I'm doing.

Speaker 16 (01:21:13):
So when I'm going into something.

Speaker 20 (01:21:14):
Where really I'm on like shaky ground on my my
like my feet are dangling off the edges, I like
to kind of call it where it scares me, where
I'm out of my comfort zone. Then of course I'm
much more nervous, but I'm willing and ready to just
kind of learn, so anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
In life can do this, and I guess that's the
magic thing. And I always say they get told of
me saying the same thing over and over. But there
is such a thin thin line between fright and excitement, right,
and it's good to be have that courage to go, Okay,
you know, I'm gonna do a pottery class. I'm gonna
try to make a vase. It's gonna look like a
misshapen penis, but I'm gonna try.

Speaker 20 (01:21:52):
No, But it's true because you have to, like, for me,
for example, like I know, I can't draw, I can't paint.

Speaker 16 (01:21:59):
I can't that's like stick people at the very best.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Me too.

Speaker 20 (01:22:03):
But I would like throw myself into the experience and
just be like, all right, this is going to look terrible,
but it's it's you just got to do it, you know,
just jump into it correct. Like the postery thing is
a perfect example. I haven't done that yet. I'm too scared,
and I should.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
It's a lot of misshaped penises happened morning for a friend.
We do a thank you for coming in here today.
Having of course radical optimism. It's not it's more than
just a bunch of music on an album. It's a
lot of work, it's a lot of taking chances. It's
the feel and texture of different sounds with different collaborations.
I mean, there's so much more that goes into these

(01:22:39):
things than we all then we know that we were
aware of. And that's why it's important on this tour
that you remind everyone of what goes into this album
From Radical Optimism, it's training season. Thanks all right, thank
you so much, Thank you. Heaven date.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
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Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Who on our show? Is still dating? Diamond? Diamond? You're
still dating? Is Diamond dating? Are you dating? Hello?

Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Sorry I knocked?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Okay are you dating? Are you dating?

Speaker 15 (01:23:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Okay, I mean actively a.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Lot o No, just just kind of one person casually.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Okay, I look out it. Okay, Okay, I don't want
to Okay. Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
If you go on a date with someone, maybe a second,
and you see that maybe there could be something, is
that a good time that early in the stages of
relationship to start inquiring about their financial situation? At what point?

(01:23:54):
Because you may you may see, I really like this
guy a lot, and then you realize he's just a
disaster with his finances and he's it's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
I'm looking for the hints from day one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Okay, yeah, like like a credit score, credit score.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
We'll get there, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:24:12):
We work that into conversation. But like the first date,
I'm like, okay, well, what did you pay with a
credit card? A debit card?

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Do you keep an eye on you know?

Speaker 15 (01:24:22):
Do you take out your phone to transfer money right
as soon as the bill comes, as soon as you
know that it's coming. You know, I'm watching.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Okay, you know, but like just outright asking, Ah, second
or third day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Okay, wow, you have to know, you have to know
you do? Do you have to know if this if
you're not in the casual dating world and you've kind
of moved over into the lane of this could be
my future. Yeah, you need to know about the finances
because that that is I hate to say, that's a
very important factor.

Speaker 19 (01:24:51):
Is it not.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
It's anyone calls of a breakup.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Yeah, if you bring Also, if you start dating someone
who has all this debt and you're going.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
To be partially sponsible for it possibly at a.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
Certain time, you know what I mean, Like, that's a
big responsibility and it makes you think, well, why do
they have this debt?

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Are they not good with money? Or is there something
I don't see here?

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
You know what I mean exactly? I know, and we
all know some people who are in relationships where they
found out too late that the partner they're with and
married is a disaster. Yeah, as far as finances go
and financial planning and credit score awful. They owe a
buttload of money. They're in serious debt, and it adds

(01:25:31):
a lot of stress to the relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
You know, I could see it being stressful the other
way too, Like I would be uncomfortable dating someone that
made a ton more money than me because we would
just have such different lifestyles that I don't know if
I would feel like I had to play catch up
or if that person was then always going to be
paying for me, And I'd be uncomfortable that way too.
So I think it could go both ways. I know,
no one's going to agree with me there and be like, yeah,
I take care.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
No, no, no, no, that's not true. People will I
know people who would agree with you there. But God
bless you man to find two people that are first
of all compatible with each other, and then you finally
get down to the finance thing. You're like, oh dear God, no,
I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Would you have a problem, Well, I guess this would't
apply to you straight guys in the room. Would you
have a problem if your girlfriend or wife made a
lot more money than you?

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
I say it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
A lot of men have a problem with it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:21):
And you say that now, But I wonder if it happened,
because this happens a lot in Celebrity Live. If one
celebrity is making more or more popular than the other,
if it's the man, it's fine. Once the tables turn.
So many of these relationships break up because they can't
handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
What would change, though, What would change?

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Well, they are bringing in more, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Maybe I'm not. I'm pretty sure my wife makes more
than me, and you know what, that's fine by me.
But you don't know for a fact. I spent a
look at that W two. It was pretty up there.
I tell Alex, man, make as much as you want.
I would love just to be a stay at home wife.
I would go to crighton Barrel every day and buy

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new play settings.

Speaker 15 (01:27:05):
NTE.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
If you guys decided ever to have children, and you
added one of your jobs, had to go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I would stay home, would you?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
How about you?

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
I would love to he wants to.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Right now, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
I would love to stay home and tell the nanny
what to do. Point yeah, tell the nanny take care
of the kids. I got to run to Creighton Barrel.
I need I need a tablecloth for tonight. What would change?

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Scary brings him a good point. What would change?

Speaker 7 (01:27:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I think things should would still be the same, right,
what would change? Well, know, you you would know going
in there's nothing to change because you know that they're
making more money than you. Does that make sense? Are
you saying that you're in a relationship and you make
more money and then in the middle of the relationship
they start to make more money than you. You're wondering
what would change? Is that what your question is? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well sometimes people security level or just you know,
their mental state, what they think, the power dynamic is
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Guys, I think I need to be the breadburnner. I'm
the guy you know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
They think like, is that ma chiesemo thing? Yeah? Yeah,
there's no cheem going on here, no machizmo going on
here at all. Hey, good morning, Jeff, Good morning, Good morning.
So you met your wife on a dating app and
you asked her for a credit score before you even
met her. Oh, I assured that it wasn't the very

(01:28:24):
first minute of it. It was probably like three weeks
into chatting, but still early. And then I asked her, Oh, yeah, definitely,
she was shocked by it. Was she was shocked? Did
she hesitate in turning that information over it? Did she
give you herr? Her credit score? So she actually didn't
even know how to find it? And I told her
how to get it, you know this free websites and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Right, she got it, she told me, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Oh, look that's that's completely doable. Wow wow, yeah, it's like,
let me check my credit score. I'll get back to you. Now.
What if she had come back to you with a
lower than desirable credit score? I think it might have
turned differently.

Speaker 5 (01:29:02):
I don't know, because I've been on dates where girls
have told me they had, like, say, they went on
like a fancy vacation and I'm like, wow, we're kind
of young.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
How did you afford that?

Speaker 19 (01:29:11):
She goes, Oh, I'm still paying it off.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Okay, run all right. It is the American way, you know,
the old credit card. Oh, yes, I know, but that's
just the way I was raised. Very different. There you go,
and there's nothing wrong with that, Jeff.

Speaker 7 (01:29:24):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Hi, I know we're going on on our fourth date?
Can we check you credit score? I'll hold.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
And show me, turn the bone and show me. Don't
just tell me because I won't believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
All right, Jeff, I'm sure you're not alone. I've bet
other people are listening as well who've checked credit scores
before moving on in relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
It's Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Sam's like, Nope, what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Sam?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
I just feel like that's a red flag. On the
other end, I don't care what my response would be
if I was that early into talking to someone He's like,
show me your credit score, and I'll be like, oh, but.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
He said clearly that's how he was raised and you
need to take that into consideration.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Oh, I totally do.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
But it just doesn't work for me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
It doesn't work for you. And that's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
To make me think you're a money hungry person. I
think a little bit. If you Wanney hungry, do you
want in my credit score right away?

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I'd be like, why, Well, he's right here, tell him
why Jeff, red flag Jeff, the credit score doesn't indicate
how much your money is.

Speaker 19 (01:30:13):
It doesn't show indicate income at all.

Speaker 11 (01:30:15):
It just shows responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Yeah, it shows that you're paying your bills and you're
not a shlub. You're not a scrub.

Speaker 16 (01:30:23):
I don't want to scrubs.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
I don't want no scrubs. All right, Jeff, thank you
so much. Okay, I don't know who on the show
did this, but I want to thank you. But don't
fess up. Someone sent a text in and said, hey,
w t Ef, what's up with this show? It sounds
like garbage. And someone sit back and text you know
what's up? We're blocking you, that's what's up. And they bother.

(01:30:45):
I don't know. I don't want to know who did it,
but thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
Can we say if we didn't do it, because we
know we're the suspect.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Did you do it?

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Okay, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter. Okay,
So here's my point. You're gonna take the time to
pick up your phone and texts come at us, you
first of all, and your family and your pets, not
the pets, and whoever whoever pumped gas into your car
last night f them too. Yeah, Nate, what it wasn't

(01:31:13):
even that good of an insult, to be honest with you,
it was people have come at us much harder. Yeah exactly.
Oh yeah, that's why we now have a new segment
on text only. It's called come at Me Pro, which
is basically another day in the life of Gandhi on
social media.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Yeah, it's okay, I can take this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Let's go all right, So come at us. You now
have just a few moments where you are allowed to
come at us on text at fifty five one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
I think you put a time limit on it though,
Like tell you what time?

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Yeah, anyone who comes at us, bros, Any bros that
come at us after seven thirty East Coast time, you
will be blocked.

Speaker 14 (01:31:50):
You have.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
You have twenty minutes to come at us.

Speaker 16 (01:31:55):
Come at us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Here we are sitting in our golden tower awaiting our
pizza to be delivered. Your life is good for us.
We can take a little bit of heat, So come
at us, bro, Text and data rates may apply, Bro,
So come at us at fifty Five's scary, they say,
it's always good to vents. So this is like a
therapy session for everybody. Listening. This is beat us to

(01:32:15):
make yourself feel better. No, all right, I'm waiting for
waiting for all the bros to come at us. Here
you go, play some f and music. Here we go,
Here we go. The bros are coming at us. We

(01:32:37):
can laugh and laugh and laugh. What Elvis, you've got
a case of botox face?

Speaker 19 (01:32:41):
I do? I do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
I don't know you're talking about. They're blocked. They're blocked
on mine but not yours. I know, But why is
it not blocked? That means they were blocked at one point?

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
You suck.

Speaker 19 (01:32:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
None of your voices match your goofy faces.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
That's why we do radio.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Hello, let's see. You guys are the best, no matter
what anyone says. See that's not fun. You're not you're
you're you're two nice. Come on, bro, come at me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
That your mom is a monkey. Oh thank you. My
mom's passed away, but I appreciate that. Scary he looks
like the kind of guy who would pay for a
hot girl's fart over the internet. Come at us, bro,
fifty this is the text number. Oh my god, your

(01:33:46):
show is nothing without Greg Tea. Okay, thank you? Texting us.
I can give you his address if you want to
go follow him. Stf you put the music on. You
guys are bitches.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Oh my god, they're Mean's so fast and furious.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
The keyword is furious. Come at his come at his
pro You know what, I'm gonna give you seven more
minutes and then we're gonna start walking.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
Everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
My deaf son even hates Danielle's laugh Yandi's voice is annoying.

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Froggy doesn't do jack S word. He sits at home
in Florida. I'm in a studio, your dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Hey, you can't go back at them.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I can't say anything.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
You can why you can?

Speaker 21 (01:34:39):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
Nate is a five out of ten? There you go.
I've heard better music at a funeral, says.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
This God, he looks like Piglet at first glance. Wait, wait,
which which.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Late night show host does this where they.

Speaker 16 (01:34:59):
Have read their.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
What does Nate seem like the guy that would judge
his own kid? My goodness, I like the people that
think they're blocked but they're not. Oh my gosh, daniel
needs to do her reports without saying uh. I don't

(01:35:27):
think Daniels laughing so irritating like nails on a chalkboard. Also,
I'm not a bro, I'm a hoe. Okay, oh boy, yeah,
there's something that's so bad we can't read the Froggy
looks like the creepy old bus driver that you wanted
nothing to do with. Okay, good, Nate looks like a murderer.

(01:35:50):
If you Bro and your stupid segments, all right, it
is great. Come at us, bros. No and wants to
touch this anyway. They were done. We're out of time.
Join us again as we get together for another session
of come at me, bro. You that was a good

(01:36:12):
idea there, Nate. Nate had an idea. What they're still
coming in? I mean we got to let you go
to your microphone. You have a microphone over there? Why
you come into mind? This is this belongs to scary
in me. El Miss's voice is too smooth and sexy
for his appearance. Oh thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
That's like one of those boops.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
That is that's a crap. Sandwich tasts like a compliment,
and a dig would use it. Nate would use his
own child to shield himself from harm. That's my hatred
for Elmo has grown because of Danielle. Hate you, Scottie.
Bee looks like he spells like cat pee. I sometimes do. Wait,

(01:37:00):
here's someone who says, don't block me. All right, I'm
gonna block them all right. Yeah, they're coming fast, fast
and furious. All right?

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Oh what some one got Danielle and I in one text.
Danielle's laugh is of noxious and Gandi's a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Come at me. Bro's this one right here, my deaf
son can't stand your guys laugh. You already used that joke.
Find a new one. No, no, this is another one.
A lot of deaf kids have parents that listen to
our show. Who knew Please be Helen Keller and talk

(01:37:43):
with your hands and play some music.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Wow, that's rude. That's not nice.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Scurious smells like expired mustard and onions. Onions? Yeah, mustard?
Does mustard expire? All right? I think we're done. From
now on, all in Holts will be blocked. Thank you
for playing. Come mat E Bro. Our friend Tommy Jadario
hosts I've never said this before. It's a podcast where

(01:38:11):
he interviews our favorite actors and artists. Tommy who's on
the podcast this week?

Speaker 21 (01:38:15):
Hey, Elvis, I have singer Matteo Bocelli on the show today.
Where we talk about his debut album, growing up with
his iconic father Andrea Bocelli, and so much more.

Speaker 1 (01:38:25):
You don't want to miss it. I've never said this before.
New episodes every Tuesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, All right, well we have.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
A dispute here in the master control facility. I don't
know a show of hands of people who've been mad
at Nate Frog You ever been mad at Nate? You
know what I don't think I have? Actually, well today
is young Danielle ever been mad at Nate?

Speaker 13 (01:38:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:38:57):
Of course no, actually, because I've known Nate years before
he even came to New York, so we've never had
a squabble.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Yeah, yeah, I've been mad at Natean Oh, today, welcome
to It's you, it's them where we figure out who's
at fault, and let's go live to the person who's
now met at you, and that is Gandhi. Hell, what's
going on?

Speaker 21 (01:39:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
So yesterday I'm just minded my own business. I get
a text message from a salesperson shout out to Vinnie
and in it is a screenshot of an account that
has been created on Instagram that is very hateful toward me.
It is it's literally like I hate this girl. It's
got racist stuff on there, It's got hideous pictures of me.

(01:39:39):
I will not give the name of this account because
I don't want people to go follow it and give
this person any shine. And I was looking at the
account because the salesperson was like, what the hell is this?
Like what is going on? You should report this, blah
blah blah whatever. And then I look Nate is following it. Okay,
So I was like, what in the hell. So I
took a screen I send it to Nate and I said, really, Nate,

(01:40:02):
are you kidding me? Because I went and saw is
anyone else on the show following it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:40:05):
And Nate writes back, just call it morbid curiosity. And
I'm like, you know what, dude, you're on my list.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Wait he calls it morbid curiosity.

Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
That's what he says.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
You'll be up in a minute. Not time to talk. Okay. So,
soone someone created a very hateful account, I mean beyond hateful,
like and u Nate follows it? Yes, all right, so
is the problem? Well should Gandhi like, just calm down.
Is it you? It's is it them?

Speaker 19 (01:40:35):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
I mean, so is it Gandhi's problem being a little too?

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Am I being a personnickty that I'm saying, Nate, you
shouldn't follow this? Should I go follow the account to
to de legitimize it and then say, oh ha ha,
it's a joke. I'm going to follow it too.

Speaker 1 (01:40:48):
Like what or is he dealing with? Nate them?

Speaker 7 (01:40:51):
Is it them?

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
I mean, obviously I think it's Nate.

Speaker 15 (01:40:53):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
Do you? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:40:54):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Is your turn? My turn? Okay, your honor.

Speaker 12 (01:40:57):
I saw this account before there was any posts, and
that's what it looks like right there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
There's only one post.

Speaker 12 (01:41:02):
When I was started following it, there was no posts.
You know how it gives you the suggestions. Yes, so
I'm like, okay, this looks strange and odd. I think
I'll follow them just to see where they're going with this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:41:14):
So I decided to follow them just out of morbid
curiosity and to see if there's anything negative that I
can further go ahead and prevent in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Well, I know, but you know you can. You can't
read stuff on the account without following it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
Yes, it's an open account to put your name, but
I'm not going.

Speaker 12 (01:41:35):
To I'm not going to go back and look at
this thing without following it. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
So never even told me that this account existed, because
there was.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
There was nothing posted yet and this is the only
thing that's posted.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
But you saw the name of the account, and you
saw the bio in the account, and you knew that
it was hateful toward me, and you were like, let
me support this.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
I'm not well. So you're saying, Danielle, I mean, Gandhi,
if you follow something, that means you support it. So
you're saying you should never ever follow an account that
you are not supporting.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
I mean, I do kind of feel that way, especially
if it's like an open account, because you can just
go if you want to creep and you want to
see what's going on in the world, you can go
look at an open account. If it were a private account,
that's different. And I know for a fact that there
are people on the show who saw that account, blocked it,
and then reported it, So I feel Nate should do that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Well, this is the first I've ever heard of it. So, Okay, Nate,
do you have any final words then we have to
move on. We have to get to the jury. Yeah,
I think I've stated my case all right. So Daniel,
are you familiar with at all?

Speaker 6 (01:42:38):
Within his own So, my son Spencer is telling me
that he sent me this account three days ago in
my DMS, which obviously, why don't you text me child
and send me to my DMS?

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
You live in the house with me. So I did
not see it, and I think it is Nate because
I think he should have. First of all, I think
he should have told her about it from the get go,
like just so you know, there's this account. I don't
know what it's going to be. It's got your name
on it, to make her aware of it from the start.
And yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know. It's just
I don't believe him a hundred percent.

Speaker 19 (01:43:08):
Question.

Speaker 1 (01:43:10):
Well, the question is should he be following it?

Speaker 10 (01:43:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Okay, so it's them all right? Uh Froggy, what do
you think you know?

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
In the beginning, I would have said it was Gandhi
because Nate was following it for that reason, to keep
an eye on it. However, once Ghani points it out,
he should have unwillingly unfollowed it and said I don't
want anything to do with this and reported it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Oh God, now looking good here, Diamond, are you following this? Okay? Well,
where's Diamonds button? Diamond, what do you think what's going
on here? Definitely Nate okay, by she didn't even hear
the story. This is just like the computer incident last year.

(01:43:55):
Hold on, so what are your what's your thought, Diamond?

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
My thought is that Nate should have screenshot at it
and sent it to Gandhi immediately.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Should he be following it? Should he be following this battle?

Speaker 15 (01:44:07):
Absolutely?

Speaker 18 (01:44:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Okay, Well, normally, you know, I would agree with Nate.
But here's the thing.

Speaker 17 (01:44:14):
You know, people a lot of times they do because
they hate follow others, right, So I've seen hate followers
on a lot of accounts, and I thought that's what
Nate was doing. And I did think, like what Froggy
was saying, he was trying to get get some info.
But it looks bad because if other listeners discover it
and they see who's following, they're gonna see Nate following it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:32):
So natey to unfollow and stand in alliance with the
rest of us, unless he secretly hates me.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Unless his account Okay, hold on, hold on what time?
What Danielle?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
What if he started that account?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Okay? Okay, now you're you're you're driving us off the
road to okay, okay, So what's your final verdict. I'm
a little I'm on the fence. You if I had

(01:45:11):
a microphone in my brain. That's what we're saying. It's
yim Okay. Here's what I feel. I feel that I
don't know. I'm of the belief if you follow an account,
you're you're voting for that account. You're saying, I sports
this account. That's that's my feeling. I don't because I
know if it's an open account, you can check it
out anytime you want without following the other. On the

(01:45:32):
other hand, I think, as the senior executive producer of
the show and a friend of Gandhi's, it makes sense
for you to keep an eye on it, so you're
you're keeping an eye on eye on it on her
we have. On the other hand, I don't know why.
I don't know why you didn't tell her about it.
I mean, I don't know. I don't understand. Yeah, you know,
I can't remember when I even started following this.

Speaker 12 (01:45:52):
To be honest with you, I just started following it
out of more big curiosity and my my standpoint on
these things. When people are hateful like this, a lot
of times I will follow them and I'll be like, oh, great,
this is fantastic, you know, and and just doubse it. Right,
I will like give them what they want. I feel
like sometimes they want the attention. So when you give

(01:46:13):
them the attention, then.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
They back off. So you're saying, you're pouring gas on
the fire, and you think that's a good thing. I'm
pouring gas. No, I'm pouring water on their fire. No
you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
He's purring gas on the fire to put it out.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
Yeah, okay, the count is following all of us, so
right right, Okay, Look, I don't I wouldn't mind losing
that follower. No problem, should follow we No, no, no,
you have I think no one's here to tell you.
We can't tell you what you have to do.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
No, you should do what you want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:46:46):
But the guys he looks like he looks like I
think he has unfollow because he looks like he's on
the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
If he doesn't, That's what I'm saying. I agree. I
agree with Danielle unfollowing Froggy should follow or yeah, absolutely,
and you should report it. Okay, Okay, so there you go.
Are you Are you happy with this outcome?

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
I would like justice, and I would like us to
start a hate page for Nate.

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
I think that's probably already exists somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:47:15):
Everyone loves you, and.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
We need a new sweeper. We haven't you. It's you,
it's them. We need it. It's yim Y. You're in
the middle. You know you're prophetic when there's no hate
page against you. I hope you get it all figured out,
and I'm glad that we could. We could come to
terms that you know, coming to blows. Right, there's no
physical what the court's for.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
Right, not yet right?

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
And I just I just hate that this is going on.
Someone spends the time. It really says a lot everything
about the person who sets up an account like that.
It'll be totally right.

Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
I was actually happy and excited and flattered until I
saw his dumb ass following it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I know, but I'm sad for people who do things
like that. Anyway. Anyway, Well, thank you for bringing this
to the court. Are we all happy now?

Speaker 20 (01:47:54):
Yeah?

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Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Danielle over the weekend, got a little too excited watching
someone get arrested at a gas station. I mean, then
your sons are like, come on, mom, let's just get
out of here, and you're like, no, let's watch. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
I was with my youngest in the car and we
were at the gas station and I see the like
two police cars kind of like barricade, another car in
and I the guy with no shirt on, barefoot outside
of the gas pump, and then his girlfriend comes out.
I think it was his girlfriend or you know, wife, whatever,
and no, I don't think so, and she was and

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they were yelling at each other, and I'm standing there going,
oh my gosh, this is like a TV show and
the kids are like real. My youngest is like, really, mom,
this is what are you doing. I'm like, let's just
pull around and see.

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
He's like, no, we don't pull around and see, Like, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Like a moment of watching this, didn't you think maybe
what if a gun comes out and then you're in
the crossfire?

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
I mean, you know, I probably should have thought it,
but I at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
I get it. Did not with your kids in the
car and everything that is.

Speaker 3 (01:49:39):
Correct, I probably should have thought that, but I didn't.
But I was like, oh my gosh. And then he
got cuffed and taken away.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
I mean, was it was it a struggle or did
he go peacefully?

Speaker 6 (01:49:48):
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say there was some
alcohol involved and he went peacefully.

Speaker 3 (01:49:52):
Didn't even know what was happening.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
So oh, you know what, I'm gonna be honest, and
I'm not I'm not trying to profile anyone here, but
if I'm at the gas station and I see people
walk and run with no shoes on, I try to
stay away from them.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
Exit stageless. I stayed in my car, I mean, you know,
around for a better view.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Had I been at that gas station when Brittany went
into the bathroom with her shoes off, I would have
been okay with that. Oh what's up there, Nate? Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:50:17):
I just want to say I've tested the no shirt,
no shoes, no service rule, and I have gotten service
without a shirt on.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
I just want to say that, why would you do?
Where were you? I didn't even realize that.

Speaker 12 (01:50:27):
So it was back when I was in college and
I was home for summer, and I was cutting the
grass at my parents' house and I was all sweaty,
so I took my shirt off right, and then the
lawnmower runs out of gas, so I have to run
down to the gas station to get some gas for it.
And I go in to pay for it, and the
guy looks at me and says, you know, you should
have something on, but I'll take care of you anyways.

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And I didn't even realize I wasn't wearing his shirt.
My chest was glistening, it was it was, it was
listening from sweat, and he still served me. He still
took care of me. So I'm just gonna say, yes,
does it never happened to you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:01):
GANDH Have you ever gone in to buy some gas
without a shirt on.

Speaker 5 (01:51:03):
Not one time in my whole life. And you know me,
I always have shoes on out other places because do you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
Know what's on the ground exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
Hookworm or something?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Get out of here. What if you're wearing the shirt
and shoes but no pants, will you get served?

Speaker 5 (01:51:18):
I don't think there's a rule against the.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Say it like, no underwear like your dingers hanging out,
You're Donald ducking it right? You just like you got
shirt but no pains?

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
Well, I think the law covers that side of Yeah,
there is that I know for me though.

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
You know my favorite dad joke, if I walk into
a business with no shirt on, they'll give me a
ticket for littering. It's like good, oh god, my titties
are so big.

Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
Anyway, I wish I could say that you're lucky.

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apart only at participating us. Wendy's all right, we're done,
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