FULL SHOW: The Day We Got Holiday Seasoned

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I wanta hippopotamus for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Sorry, Good morning Christmas everyone, y'all love the gift.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
That keeps on gives head and snow and freezing cold.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey, not to summ like a cold bitch. Very Christmas,
felt the.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Animal al Rister Wan in the Morning show, whoa, here
we go?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Ready for takeoff? Are you ready for take off?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yes, let's go.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
It is Wednesday, December fourth.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
For those of you keeping in in the loop.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Hey? So every day we come in, we play a
Christmas song is to start the show, and it's usually
chosen by Danielle because if she doesn't get her way,
she's just just a bitch. What so, so we have
we have your song has chosen by you all the way.
That's the good news. The bad news. Gandhi's out today,
should be back on tomorrow. She's got lots going on.

(01:03):
I mean, heaven forbid her career getting the way of that.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Anyway, we miss her already. Well, good morning, Straight and Nate.
How are you over there?

Speaker 7 (01:10):
You?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
S Elvis, I'm fantastic oats and walks in and says
you got to see this picture it's the largest pile
of human extrament I've ever seen. I do not want
to see a photo of that. I go right here.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Why are you taking pictures of that?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Because I've never seen anything that big. Maybe it's not human.
If you saw sasquatch, you take a picture. We'll get
into that later. Good morning, Froggy. I hope you're warmer
in Jacksonville than we are in New York City. Well,
it is thirty two degrees here. I don't know what
it is there? What is it here? Scary? What is
it like? Twenty seven? You got me about five degrees?
You know, when you get down below thirty ish, it

(01:43):
doesn't matter anymore. How are you feeling today?

Speaker 8 (01:47):
I feel amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
There's producer Sam which in for dinner last night pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I had a little slice of pizza last night, too delightful.
And I had a coffee last night with Ava Max.
I don't even know how to describe what happened.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Scotty b is in master control. Scotty Bee Button is here.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Hi, Good morning, Hi. How are you feeling? I'm feeling great?
What about you, Diamond? How are you doing over their diamonds?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
She's dragon, she is her wagon dragon.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yes, she's gonna give us a drag show. Oh hey,
so all right, it's time for us to play the
lame Danielle Christmas song. Can you pick like a normal
like everyday like now she can't. It's now time to
play the lame song that Danielle has chosen. Oh god,
it actually isn't lame. It's Jesse j the man with

(02:40):
the bag. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Such a great song.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Here's my favorite text, my favorite text, one word yawn.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
Okay, that's definitely not a yawn song. Oh my god,
to wake your booty up song.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I mean some of those musicians playing then the orchestra
have been around since like the mid nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Seriously, such a great song.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh Jonas brother, you get no more choices?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes I do.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
We got to move on. We want something more contemporary.
Good morning, Gina.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Hi, oh Jimmy, I love that choice of song.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
I'm sorry, bad action. I can't hear you. Oh lord, anyway, Gina,
good morning, Welcome to Wednesday. How are you feeling so far?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
How are you guys doing great? Doing great? You know
it's cold, but whatever.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
It is definitely chilly, chilly and dark.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah. Yeah, we have friends, you know, waking up in Miami.
They even in their world it's cold. I mean, it's
just a cold, cruel world. Crazy we were born in
or waking up in. You know, it's kind of funny, Gina.
I was telling them, I went to bed at seven
thirty last night. I don't know why. I just was.
I was like, you know what, I'm not going to
fight it. I'm gonna close go to bed. And I did.

(04:01):
I still feel like I could go sleep like five
more hours.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
And is that fact we get too much sleep and
we overdo it.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I don't think I did see more sleep anyway. Well, Gina,
what are you doing today? What's your what's your story
all about?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
I'm currently getting ready, almost ready to leave for work.
I'm a teacher and I listen to you guys every morning.
I was telling Diamond, you guys are my little ray
of sunshine, especially on these mornings work. The sun has
not come up yet when I leave from work, So
you guys make my day. Listen to you every morning,
listen to your replays, actually before you come on at six,
because I wake up for early.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
What time do you thank you but what time do
you wake up?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Four?

Speaker 10 (04:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Wow, yeah, I do my work in the morning.

Speaker 11 (04:43):
I have a clear head.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
And what kind of teacher are you? I mean, you
know what what do you teach?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
I am a high school mass teacher. I teach algebra two.
I'm pretty calculus that.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Is like hieroglyphics. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, Gina, thank you for what you do. We love
our educators. What do you have for our friend, Gina?
You know what I dug around underneath the delongey giving tree,
and by the shape of the box, I know it's
the Dedica Maestro Plus espresso machine. Are you kidding? Good? Gosh, Nate.
Nate's giving mood, and so is our friends from GEELONGI Hey,

(05:17):
so the Dedica Maestro Plus espresso machine. I do know
a little about that machine. I'm glad you gave her that.
It's designed to provide a simple, authentic brewing experience at home,
featuring a new auto latte art automatic steam wand for
perfectly textured milk foam for lattes, cappuccinos, and all your
favorite recipes. You've got a steam wand on your Dedica Maestro.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 9 (05:40):
About my Delongey my steam wand it's so fabulous.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Sometimes Daniel disappears for an entire weekend. The steam one
got it going on, man hey. And it's also a
a guys, please it's a space saving machine.

Speaker 11 (05:58):
A thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Gosh, I'm so excited about.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
That, as you should be.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
We love you and we love the Dedica meistro Maestro maestro.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Plus I love you.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Guys, I love all of you, guys. Thank you again
for being amazing, amazing to listen to you in the market.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, thank you, and thanks for being a teacher. Hold
on one second, Dedica Maestro is on the way, the mestro. Oh,
by the way, if you go to our friends at
delongei dot com Delongey dot com and do your shopping
right now, and you know you want to, a portion
of the proceeds go to our friends at Cookies for
Kids Cancer. So there's that.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah. Shall we move on with the day and you
two can have a foam wand oh.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Sorry, Gandhi's not here, so we don't do three things.
Oh all right. By the way, you're a hometown erie Pennsylvania,
Nate five feet of snow yeah, oh my yeah, And
they're saying good things. You guys have a good laugh
through all this.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Five feet How far.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Is eerie from here if you've drove.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
It, Uh, probably around seven to eight hours if you
drove all right, now ten to eleven hours. Are you
guys ready for Wednesday? Hey, this is Taylor Swift. Alright,
this is Harry.

Speaker 12 (07:10):
This is and you're listening to Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
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and let Macy's be your guide to gifting.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh wait, Elvis Duran in.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
So, I watched the latest episode of Yellowstone last night,
and okay, I'm not giving anything away. I'm not giving
anything away.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Harry goes all upset.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
I still haven't done. I'm just saying, you know, you
know this is the end, right we all know that. Yes,
you know. If you don't know that this is the
end of Yellowstone, then you're out of your mind. It's
the very last episode there's like two laugh, don't stop it,
just stop. They are ending it. I mean it's gonna

(08:13):
be like they're gonna I think they're gonna kill everyone off. Yeah,
there's a bullet for every head.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
Ok remember, like spoiler alert, there's a lot of death
and Ozark.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Right yeah, yeah, so they're all going to the train station.
Yeah much watch it, you know, saying yeah, I don't know,
last night was it was a sad episode, you know.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Anyway, I'll leave it at that. But I'm gonna miss
that Beth. They keep saying there's gonna be a Beth
spin off.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I love her. God bless Rip. That's her. We love
Rip because she's like two handfuls and so is he.
And I'll tell you why. I say that his belly.
I love Rip's belly. Rip's got that big belly that
goes over his big cowboy buckle.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
He's got that.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Sary says the in shape stomach in well, I don't know, Well,
Scary is scary. Okay, So Scary has been working out
and his he says the reason his stomach is large
is because of the the bulging muscles under the stomach,
because his abs are so bulging he's pushing his stomach out.

Speaker 13 (09:17):
Feel yeah, because I've gained twelve pounds of muscle over
the year, and I'm told that that behind this fat
could be is some muscle pushing followed.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Of course, your abs are getting of course your abs
are getting larger.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
We know that you just can't feel them from here.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And you can't share how many times a week do
you work out?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Okay, no, no, no, no, you're I'm not saying your
abs aren't getting larger. I'm just saying, if you're saying
there's abbs under there, if you want to feel his abbs,
you have to go in from the.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Back, muscular back. As a matter of fact, that is correct.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Absolutely. Anyway, back to Yellow's toe. Look, I grew up
in Texas with cowboys. Okay, I was surrounded by cowboys
my entire younger life, and a lot of them had
that that ripped tummy. And that's why they have big,
big belt buckles in Texas. Really, you can still see
it under the stomach. It's not funny, it's true. Anyway, Yellowstone,

(10:17):
I don't know if you're watching or not, a lot
of people gave up on it because it's the time
to getting these last episodes out and you know the
problems with whatever anyway, so I think it's worth watching.
But they're gonna kill them all off. I can imagine
because the way that whole show is going there that
people were just dying or getting blown up left and
right exactly.

Speaker 9 (10:35):
I know they keep saying that they're going to do
like a Beth, you know, maybe, but they kept saying
that about Ruth on Ozark, and that could not happen now, and.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
We love Ruth, Ruth and Beth show together anyway. Producer
Sam is here. She wants to do horoscopes with someone
who do you wish to do them with?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Elvis?

Speaker 12 (10:53):
You and your crushed velvet jacket.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
It's so nice.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Green's nod to the holiday, but not too.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Strong exactly, love it all right, Horoscopes I future birthday
all you celebrate with jay Z jelly Roll he turns
forty years old today. And Marissa Tomey here. You know, Capricorn,
you know what you need to do. Embrace being unique.
Don't ever let others make you think you're not enough. Capricorn.
Your day's of ten Aquarius.

Speaker 12 (11:18):
Just because it's cold doesn't mean it's not lovely bundle
up and enjoy some time outdoors.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Your day's of nine, Hey Pisces, It's okay to feel
a bit lost occasionally. On the broadside, things will only
go up from here. Your days of six aries. You
gotta tame that sassiness today. Be mindful that all actions
have some repercussions. Your days of seven, Hey Taris. Leave
room for spontaneous activities and say yes when a sudden
plan is offered. That's a good piece of advice. Your

(11:43):
day's an eight Gemini.

Speaker 12 (11:44):
Sometimes the same story can sit differently when you think
about it from another perspective.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Your day's nine, Hey Cancer. Life may feel chaotic, but
this could bring a spark of energy. Remember take breaks
in the meantime. Your days of five, Hey Leo.

Speaker 12 (11:57):
Taking care of your own needs is not in your
first nature, but you should still prioritize it.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Your days an eight, I agree, Virgo, why did you
start this journey in the first place? Reflecting will motivate you,
So figure out why you started this journey in the
first place. Your days of.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Six Olivra, make tiny changes, not big ones. You'll get
further with consistency in time.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Your days and eight, Oh, this is good for all
of us, but for Scorpio. Before you agree to plans,
do your research. Only participate in activities that are worth
your time. Your days of seven isn't that great? Great advice?
Do your research?

Speaker 12 (12:29):
And finally, Sagittarius, adulting is hard, but it's nothing you're
not capable of.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Just try and make it fun.

Speaker 12 (12:35):
Your days of nine and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
All right, Look at Froggy, he's already busy working on
tomorrow's food news. Good. Yes, I have a lot going
on tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (12:44):
We're doing a big old donation for Saint Jude here
in Jacksonville in our country station. And yes, I have
food news tomorrow. So lots going on?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Is he is now the busiest man in showbby He
really is. I would not go that far.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
He makes me very tired when I talked to him
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Oh my god, Daniel, what do you have come up up?

Speaker 9 (13:01):
A mom is suing Mattel over those Wicked Dolls and
the best songs of twenty twenty four The Mercedes Benz thank.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
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Speaker 2 (13:10):
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Speaker 5 (13:25):
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is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
You know. Back to Wicked for a second. Someone's just
sent a text. They say they just went to see
Wicked the film last night. They said they couldn't get
used to the fact that after every number they wanted
to stand up and clap, and they couldn't.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
I know, And you know what's crazy is when you
never know what kind of audience you're watching it with.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
So when I've seen it, I.

Speaker 9 (13:50):
Do sit there between numbers, especially for the first couple
of minutes, and you go, okay, is this the type
of audience that's going to clap after everyone? And so
far it has not been. Because I felt the same way.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I wanted to get a and be like woah.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Here's the problem with that. When they were filming the scenes,
they did not take into account the need to pause
for people clapping. Therefore, they get back into a dialogue
and you don't hear it because people are making noise.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
See that, I don't think. So there's a certain like
after the Wizard of Nye. There's a beat, there really is,
and I feel like they put that beat there, okay
for people to clap.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
People like you clap for like thirty minutes. So there's it.
I still need to go see wicket. I will. I
promise I'm going to see it.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Wait, you are going to love it.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I can't wait. You know what, we're talking about winter
and I trying to put myself in the place like
our friends listening to Why one hundred in Miami right
now where it's cold for them, right, but it's not
as cold as it is here. Then you go out
to Erie, Erie, Pennsylvania. You're the home of course straight innate,
right Vanessa from Erie, Pennsylvania, Good morning, Vanessa. How are

(14:54):
you right now?

Speaker 11 (14:57):
Right now, I'm warm. I'm sitting in my office in
my home, and it is just crazy outside with the
five feet of snow that we have.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, let's talk about that. I want people to like
think that through five feet of snow.

Speaker 11 (15:13):
It's unbelievable. I have a six foot team link fence
in my backyard because I used to have Newfoundlands. And
now I have a boxer massiff mix, and she could
jump over the fence if she wanted to.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Wow, Well, there you go, so five feet. So you
think about how tall you are as you're listening to this. Okay,
where's five feet on you? It may be above you
if you're gondy.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
I'm five. I'm five six. Yeah, And so I stand
just a little bit over the well. I don't stand
over my chain link fence. But the snow is it's
melted a little bit because it's been a little over
thirty degrees here during the day. But it's you know,

(16:04):
and then I snowblow. I have a shared driveway, so
I snowblow the driveway. And then my snowblower broke down,
so I needed to find some other snowblower.

Speaker 8 (16:13):
So it's just everyone was sold out.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
This is mass chaos, mass chaos, mass chaos. It's gonna
be this way. And here's the thing. If you have wind,
it could make it over seven feet in some places
because it blows it into the mountains and stuff. Well look,
so Vanessa, what are you doing to cope with all this?
I mean, our school's out, our streets closed. I mean
what's the deal.

Speaker 11 (16:30):
Yes, yes, so our city schools have been out for
three days this week. They've closed school down all three
days and I don't foresee it being open again tomorrow
because the side streets in the city are so bad
it's not even funny. There's only been once wipe down

(16:51):
the like my block, and it's it's just crazy. The
ruts in the road just are damaging. The vehicle was
really bad, so cars are getting stuck as where as
they've bought in the National Guard.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I tell you, I tell you this. It makes you
just want to stay inside, and I think that's what
they want you to do. And hopefully you got some
cans of corn in there or something, read a book. Yes,
what did you have for doing? Is I got somewhere
the damn can corn. It's okay, it's kind of cool
outside a liveral cancrn.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
Wait, did they know ahead of time that this was coming,
so like everyone could go get their canned corn.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
They didn't know some of it was coming ahead of time.
And then when they called it a state of emergency,
when you went to the store, all the meat was gone.
There was literally no meat in the store.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I went in, I think meat's funny, and people go
for hot dogs, hot dogs and hot dog buzzs.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Why you know me, You'll find me in the corn section.
Well look, Vanessa, you're gonna dig your way out and
you're gonna get back to normal at some point. I'm
just to think about this. We have so many people
listening in South Florida right now, and even though they're
kind of they're chilly. For them, it's what.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I'm dying.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I'm kidding. I'm exaggerating. It's in the fifties, I believe,
right frog, that's cold to them. But I want them
to imagine. I want them to imagine what it's like
having five feet of snow outside your door. I mean,
try to open the door. There's no opening. Yeah, no, no,
all right, Well you Vanessa, please stay safe. It's nice
to know that you're warm in your office, and so

(18:23):
you're very very We're all lucky in so many ways
when we're going through things like that. So count your
blessings and open.

Speaker 11 (18:30):
I listen to you, guys. I listen to you guys
every day, all four hours. I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh lord, this is you. Gotta get rid of that
storm so you can go get out of the house,
all right, we got to run. Thank you, Vanessa, all right,
thank you. Enjoy your your can of corn today. There
you go. I don't know where I got that, but
wouldn't you love a nice bowl of hot corn?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
It would be Yeah, it's a little bit of butter
and salt.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Okay, whatever you want to do with corn, corn, cream,
corns always go there. Don't get me started for food,
all right?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
So is that?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh for our friends and beautiful airy Pennsylvania. Is this
let it snow or the weather? It's one of those persons.
I can't, no, no, we don't need anymore. It's okay.
I think we've done the snow conversation. Ye yes, you
ready to go? You have so much to talk about.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
It I do, all right.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
So let's talk about Rolling Stone. You know, they give
us these wonderful lists at the end of the year.
So now they're giving us the one hundred best songs
of twenty twenty four, and I'm gonna give you what
they think. The top five birds of a feather Billie
Eilish is number five, Espresso Sabrina Carpenter number four, A
bar song Tipsy Shaboozy Number two is Kendrick Lamar not
like us, and they're saying number one is chapel erone.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Good luck, babe? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Okay, I never agree with those lists. I'm not saying
those are bad songs. You know, you know what do
you agree?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
What do you no?

Speaker 9 (20:05):
That wasn't my favorite, but it was a good song.
So Pink shared a selfie with her brother. He is
a retired lieutenant colonel. His name is Jason Moore, and
lots of people were appreciating him. So she wrote so
many reasons for gratitude and he has you know, salt
pepper hair and a beard, and lots of people are like,
is he single?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Asking for a friend? Because he's really cute?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Look at that he's security So yes, you know, it's
kind of funny because everyone's after Pink's brother, Yeah, thinking
he's hot. Also, there's a big, huge hell hullabaloo about
Vanna White's son. Oh really, have you seen him?

Speaker 15 (20:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Is he cute?

Speaker 16 (20:41):
It was?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Oh turnmont letter? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
And how old is the kid?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
I don't know. He's got a beard.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
He's pretty handsome.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
How old is he? Does it?

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Say?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Nico thirty. Okay, I told you I get a DM
from Vanah White the other day.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Did you really yes? What she's saying, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
It's just a personal message from Pana White.

Speaker 9 (21:02):
Very nice. You We like Vanna all right, Our best
is going out to Eminem this morning. His mom, Debbie,
has passed away. She was sixty nine years old. The
cause of death has not been confirmed at this time,
but we are sending our best out to Eminem. This
year's New Year's Rocking Eve with Ryan Seacrest Dick Clark Show,
you know, is going to be stacked with a bunch

(21:24):
of great performers. Cody Johnson, Thomas Red Tanase, and Teddy
Swims are all going to be performing. They joined Lenny Kravitz,
who was previously announced as a performer, and it will
all also include some circus acts, famous magicians and more.
Rita Aura will be joining Ryan as the co host
for the event. And you know, it's all happening on

(21:45):
New Year's Eve, so it's not that Yeah, Oh, we
love Rita.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
She's awesome.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
It's gonna be a great event. I mean, Thomas Rehet's
going to be there. That's amazing. So I don't know
if you saw the trailer for snow White. Look, if
you saw Wicked, you saw the trailer for snow White.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
It is out now.

Speaker 9 (21:59):
It looks so good. Gal Gadote as the evil Queen.
You know, my heart just belongs to these evil characters.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I was so.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Excited because you are one.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
I am.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
March twenty first is when it is going to hit
the theaters, and it looks like it is going to
be fantastic. So a South Carolina mother is suing Mattel
because her daughter bought those Wicked dolls and if you remember,
there was a misprint on the box and it linked
to everything to a porn site.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Well, the four year old, I.

Speaker 9 (22:29):
Think went to the porn site. So the mom is
a little pissed off. And so the lawsuit is saying
that the child now suffers from emotional distress from being
exposed to hardcore, full on nude pornographic images depicting actual intercourse.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
So yeah, so the mom is suing Mattel. We'll see,
I'll keep you up posted on that.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I mean, I'm way over four years old. I don't
think I can handle that website.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Probably not.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
So there's a lot going on today. First, of All
Boy Jimmy Fallon. He will be on with us in
a little bit. We can't wait. His one hour special
is on tonight, Jimmy Fallon's Holiday Seasoning Spectacular. You also
have the ninety second annual Christmas and Rockefeller Center. We
are lighting that Christmas Street tonight. The Masked Singer is on.
I have been watching something with my husband. It's called Atypical.

(23:13):
It is a show which actually started in twenty seventeen,
went to twenty twenty one. There's four seasons. Michael Rappaport
is in it, Jennifer Jason Lee, and it is about
a boy living with autism. His name is Sam, and
it's about the family and how they kind of like
get through it together and figure things out. It is

(23:33):
so heartwarming, it is so funny and it just puts
a smile on your face. We are loving this show
so much. So it's called Atypical and it is over
on Netflix. And I gotta tell you, Michael Rappaport, he
is really a great actor.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
He is awesome. So I love watching him. And that
is my Danielle report.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Should we do Born in December?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
I think we should?

Speaker 17 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Okay, So Gandhi not here today, but she left a
contest with us. Okay, cool, and you know her contests
are definitely challenging from time to time. This one could be.
These are celebrities. They could be singers, they could be actors.
They were all or cooks, chefs. They were all born
in the month of December. All right, we see Diamond, Diamond, Oh, Diamond,

(24:14):
how's she? How's she doing now? Is she doing better?
We're trying to get okay, okay, so born in December?
Is the contest that your girlfriend Gandhi left us? All right,
so these are all celebrities born in December. Can you
find someone who knows every answer?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I can try?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay, called Diamond now and wish her good morning, and
see if you can play this contest one eight hundred
and two four to two zero one hundred.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Now, mister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 4 (24:44):

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Elvister. I ran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Hey, thank god you're listening about to do a contest
that Gandhi left us. She's out today, she's back on tomorrow,
but she says in my absence, I have a contest
for you. So thank you Gandhi. All right, let's see
if we can get Sarah on here. Hi, Sarah Hi. Hey,
good to hear your voice. You sound like you're in

(25:30):
a pretty good mood.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Well we are too, we are too. But why are
you excited?

Speaker 11 (25:37):
Just because I've always trying to get out with you guys,
and this is my first time ever.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh you finally got through? All right? Every day, Well,
this is a good day to get through. If you win,
you win big with born in December. Give me some
music here, scary? Oh, there you go now. According to Gandhi,
these celebrities, we're all born in the month of December.
You're following me. Yeah, so some of them are singers,

(26:05):
some of them are actors. I may see a chef
in here too, Okay, yeah, all celebrities. All right. I
think you're gonna get some of them. I don't know
some of these. Some of them may be very challenging,
but it's okay. A challenge is good, right, we like
a challenge. All right, I'm gonna give you a little
bit of sound from each one of these celebrities. You
tell me who they are because they were born in December.

(26:26):
Here's celebrity number one.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
His punishment shall not be to die, but to live forever.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Hm.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Who's that?

Speaker 11 (26:38):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (26:41):
Am you hear about one more time?

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, okay, his punishment shall not be to die,
but to live forever.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
One of our favorite Halloween films, and.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
It's called what they mean The Sanderson Sisters.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Middler, Middler.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
You can say Betty if you all right, okay, okay,
so you got that one, bet Middler, Betty if you
want to call her that. Born in December. Here we go.
Here's celebrity number two. It's the Prices right. Let's fay
some golfka one more time, it's the Price is Right? Happy,
Let's fay some golf. Sounds like he's from the Price
is Right?

Speaker 14 (27:34):
Yeah, Your pets spells his name the same front and back.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
If GANI heard us helping her like this would be
in trouble.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
That's why we do it. When you're not here.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
All that is Bob Barker. Yeah yeah, all right, all right,
well this was a good contest.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
No, go be some people.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
No.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I think some of these are I think these are
too hard. Okay, okay, we're gonna try. I'm gonna try
another one.

Speaker 11 (28:05):
We need some easier one.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Okay, here's an easier one. This artist born in December,
and according to her, she's just now turning five years old.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Oh yes, okay, who is.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Here we go? Who is this born in December?

Speaker 5 (28:24):
This is a story about her Grocord.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, thank you, sweet Jesus. We got one. Verry Britney Spears.

Speaker 10 (28:36):
Is one.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Well how about this are he is born today's birthday?
As a matter of fact, here we go. Ready, Yeah,
you're getting hot. You're getting hot. Look at that getting
all cocky because you got too in a row. Well,
wait till you get to this one. Okay, if you

(28:57):
get this one, we're gonna bonus you one because I
would never get this. I know who it is. This
is celebrity born in the month of December. Number five.

Speaker 15 (29:04):
It is a shrick question because Chevy didn't make it.
Three twenty seven and fifty five, The three twenty seven
didn't come out to sixty two, and it wasn't off
it in the bellair with a four battle cab till
sixty four?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Actress? Who is it?

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Oh gosh, one more time?

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Now?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Okay, okay, for you, for you, Sarah, the world, Here
we go.

Speaker 15 (29:25):
It is a trick question because Chevy didn't make it
three twenty seven and fifty five to three?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Do you recognize the the dialogue? It's from a movie.

Speaker 11 (29:37):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Okay, that's Marissa Tomay. Do you name the movie?

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
My cousin Vinnie, My.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Cousin Vinnie, remember that?

Speaker 8 (29:46):
All right?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Okay, let me just shum down to this one here.
Who is this? Born in December?

Speaker 7 (29:59):
One more time?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Big concert tour? You know that's Taylor Swift? All right, here,
I got one for you. Now, this one I know
you'll get. This guy was born in December. And to me,
the key to scrambled eggs is not overcooking them. Tommy
Josiano started around really quickly and then get it out
a couple of slices. That Chrispy Pashido, m who's that.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Is?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
That's right, Bobby Flay. We love Bobby Flay. He's awesome.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
His birthday's coming out next week.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
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oh my god, are you ready for a big old
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Speaker 2 (30:51):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Congratulations and you have a wonderful day. Hold on one second,
don't leave, don't leave.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
And there you go.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
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see that Hickory Farms gift best. Oh yeah, I want
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Speaker 3 (31:10):
I remember growing up with Hickory Farms forever, always.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
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Speaker 3 (31:39):
We love you, scare your especially if nobody's here.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Sure what what?

Speaker 13 (31:45):
I did some investigation and I hear that we're getting
a Hickory Farms gift basket And I just want to
reserve the summer sausage for myself because I might hear
that's cullipane.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Wow, I've never heard of someone needing to reserve a
summer sausage. Hey, can we just end a little happy
birthday shout out to jay Z? I love this song
about jay Z right here one of my favorite pounds.
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Speaker 5 (33:37):
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Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's always an exciting day when Jimmy Fallon drops by
Jimmy Fallon On his Way in his new album his
special on NBC.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
We Got lots to talk about Watch to Unpack. We
love him with mister Fallon. We love Jimmy, always have,
always will. Hey, you gotta say hi to Maddie. Maddie
from West Orange, New Jersey, is in the Holland Tunnel
listening to our show right now. To me, it's just
kind of a miracle that you could drive through a
tunnel under a river. Yeah, to go from one state

(34:10):
to another, it's crazy. In this case, from the state
of New Jersey to the state of New York, the
city of New York City.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
I still want to know how they do that. How
do they build that and get like the glut to stick.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Staples? Wow, don't we do? You know? And and if
here's the thing, and I'm in the tunnel all the time, Yeah,
and when I stopped to think about where I am
and what's going on above me and around me, I
kind of freak out a little bit. I'm like, just
drive faster, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Well, yeah, because if a little crack happens, it's not good.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well, I think they have a mini there's a lot
of cracks going on.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
They always patching them.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
They don't tell us about the crack. You know. I'm
sure there are many specials on TV. You could YouTube it.
If there's there's there's got to be, you know, explanation
how they do it. And I've heard it a million times,
you know, I don't want to get into that, but
there is a process all these tunnels were created. But
like I say, if you're in the tunnel listening to

(35:05):
us right now, don't think about where you are.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
But that what we shouldn't be saying this.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Then I don't want to freak you out because it's
kind of scary.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
You know, it freaks me out.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
You know that there's that one bridge and you're underneath it,
and then there's that huge building on top of it.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
And I always they call it the apartment on the
cross Bronx Press.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I always think, how those apartments don't like just crash down.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Don't ask if I think if we think about it,
they'll they'll crash down. And by the way, if you're
waking up in a bed in those apartments right.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Now, my apology, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Dumb question. Okay, they dig through the ground under the river, right,
they don't. I believe it's below the bed. Okay, so
it's not like guys there building a tunnel on the
nore boring machine. It's like a big dreamer. It reams
its way through through the bed. You think that would
loosen up over time. I mean, if you're in the

(35:56):
tunnel right now. I'm sorry to be saying this, but
you know, just got the tiles, make sure they're all there. Yes,
I know, what's scary. Another I hope it's another dumb
question because I'm having fun with them.

Speaker 13 (36:06):
It's more of an observation. It's the movies that ruined
it for me with tunnels. The movie Daylight with Sylvester
Stallone is about the Holland Tunnel, and if you watch
that movie, you will actually have a fear of going.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
You'll never take a tunnel again. My mother, God rest
her soul. She would come to the city and we
would go over the bridge. She was paralyzed until the
beginning of the bridge, or from the beginning of the
bridge to the end of the bridge. And she also
hated the sounds of rubbing your thumb on an inflated balloon,
so we used to take balloons in the car and

(36:39):
drive over the bridge and drive mom oh my god,
banana so mean. I know, it's awful.

Speaker 9 (36:44):
I have a couple of friends who will not drive
over a bridge. They refuse, they will not do it.
They never even visit me because they live someplace else
and they would have to go through a tunnel or
a bridge and they are petrified.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
So, but the helicopter's fine. Hey, if you look, if
you live in New York City, if you live in
a major city, or if you've ever visited, look around you.
How is any of this standing? You have? You know,
one hundred story buildings with basements that go down five
or six stories, and then they said, well, they're built

(37:15):
into the bedrock. Your safe. Okay. Wasn't there a building
over on Park Avenue that they're saying they may have
to take it down because it's or they had to
reinforce it because it's about to fall over. I think
that happens regularly in New York City. Well, we're sitting
in one by the way, just saying it. Anyway. Yeah,
if you think about what goes behind the structural fabric

(37:40):
of the city is the water. The water supplies coming
from upstate New York's were in somewhere in these big,
massive tubes that are hundreds of years old.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Yeah, it was in your.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Movie die Hard with a Vengeance, right, he showed the
aqueduct where the water comes down from upstate New York
to New York City. We're still drinking that. Yes, we're
a bit George Washington spit in this water and we're
still drinking it. This is like very historically correct water anyway.
So yeah, if you're in the tunnel, have a nice day. Yeah.

(38:15):
Sometimes yeah, Mardern modern marvels. Hey, speaking of something not
so modern. I'm gonna take you.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Back back, way back to the nineteen eighties, nineteen nineties
so far. Do you remember Danielle Scary, Nate Froggy, Do
you remember the Columbia House Record Club?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
I got so with trouble for that.

Speaker 14 (38:37):
Why'd you get in trouble? Well, because it was so simple.
You just take a penny to a postcard and you
send it back to them. And then all of a sudden,
all these CDs started showing up.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
CDs. Oh my god, you were modern.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
Yes, but then you had to pay for them, and
so at one point I was four or five hundred
dollars in debt to the Columbia House Club. My parents
had to pay to get us out of that.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
So let me let me just explain it to you
what it was, and correct me if I'm wrong. If
you grew up in the eighties and nineties whatever, in
the early two thousands, the Columbia Records subscription, it was
called Columbia House Record Club. They would send you a penny,
and so all you have to do is or return
the penny, right is that when it Yeah.

Speaker 14 (39:14):
With that postcard, you would tape a penny to this
little package and send it back to them.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Right, Yeah. And you would check off all the albums
yes you wanted, and they would send them to you
for a penny. Yeah. But then you had to buy
like ten more over the next year, which turns out
to be hundreds of millions of dollars.

Speaker 9 (39:34):
Yeah, a regular price, yes, And I think they inflated
the regular prices to make up for the penny.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
One.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
We think this. We don't have proof of that.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Anyway, so you had to get your parents to pay
for these things. My mom and dad, yep, Well we
knew there was an issue when you got thirteen albums
for a penny? Yeah, right, But I remember the albums
I got for a penny. Are you ready for me
to date myself? It was an old Billa Joel album,
It was a meat loaf. It was old albums if

(40:05):
they were new at the time, old at the time. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Anyway, that company no longer exists.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
I'm assuming I got the fifty two love Shocking.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Is that company legal anymore? I don't say, you know,
I remember my brother Steve did it, and my mom
got the package in the mail with the CDs.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
And Steven, you're got bankrupt?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Does it? It's a pyramid scheme kind of?

Speaker 11 (40:25):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
I don't think it's a pyramid scheme. You shouldn't say that,
because you know they still have attorneys on it.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Probably said the fine print.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Did no, it was. It was very clearly stated, you
will get these albums for a penny, but you will
then have to buy so many albums at their regular price.
Now they're very clear about that. I remember I didn't
read that part. I read the albums. I mean, okay,
we're talking about several things that no longer exist. Well,
I mean, vinyl is back in a way, so albums, pennies,

(40:57):
who penny, postcard mailing things, It's all just things from
another era. Yeah, but I think I met the guy
who ran that company at one point. I wonder if
he's if he's okay, in prison or something. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I'm sure they got sued many times.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
No, No, it says clearly right there, you're it was
all legit. Yeah, okay, on the up and up.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Many pissed off parents.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
This week is the week where a lot of traditionalists
anyway get their Christmas tree. This is the biggest Christmas
tree week of the year. I just did. It's like
several weeks, several weeks before Christmas, it's right after Thanksgiving.
It's right after Thanksgiving. It's also when you're going to
keep your tree the freshest. There's a list of things.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
I told you the story about my crazy friend Jamie.
She she no with at least or Jamie one of them.
She had her tree, her real tree, and a branch
or two died. So she undecorated the entire tree, dragged
it down the street, exchanged it for another tree, dragged
it back and redecorated the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Which that's a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
That was a lot of work. I'm like, you're no way.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
I heard of something yesterday and maybe you guys are
gonna look at me and like hello, really never heard
of that? When you would buy a fresh tree, would
you ever spray it down and wash it before you
took it inside? I've ever heard?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Why?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Okay, good, I'm not alone because a lot of people
are afraid. You know, you're bringing a tree that probably
came down from Canada. It's been it's been traveling. Yeah,
it may have some sort of bugs in it, or
as in Christmas vacation, a squirrel, well, a squirrel. No,
they they have found live like owls and things of
these things. But but a lot of people say, no,
it's not going down in the house until we spray

(42:41):
it with like a hose.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Wow, I never thought of that.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
But they're saying that whatever organisms are living in that tree,
you're safe. You're okay, You're okay, don't okay.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
I'm It's like, like, what about like those wood the
ones that eat the wood with those.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
No termites and trees.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Can you imagine have you ever heard of woodpecker?

Speaker 11 (43:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Have you yes?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
They're loud?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Can you imagine a woodpecker in your living room. If
you ever go like somewhere and you hear that's a woodpecker. YouTube,
can you YouTube woodpecker? I want I want to hear woodpecker.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
You want to hear a woodpecker.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
But can you imagine a woodpecker in your living room?
You're like, what the what is going?

Speaker 8 (43:31):
The cat?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
The cat's in the tree again, No, that's a woodpeckers.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
A bonus that with the tree.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I have piliated woodpeckers. Just find a woodpecker mate.

Speaker 8 (43:39):
It's gonna be think of the cartoon woody.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Well, then they'll go.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
They don't do that.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Here we go, Here we are. We found the woodpeckers.
Here we go. It's like, okay, well that's the sound
of the pecker. But woodpeckers, no, where's the pecker park?

Speaker 8 (44:01):
I'm trying to find a pecker? What about woodling?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Wood?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah? If how much wood would.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Please? Here we go, Here we go the woodpecker. It's
a bunch of chirping. Find the pecking.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
That's the worst show ever. Wood pecker packer would picker?
Good peck? Wood lecking? Sound? Okay? I have the preview ds,
so don't get angry at me. They don't curse wood
pecker hits a dumb button.

Speaker 8 (44:38):
They're just chirping.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Hang pecking, pecking, wood trying woodpecker pecking.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Somebody else looks, yeah, we're gonna all look down.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Here's gandhi. That's not what we're looking for. Oh here
woodpecker pecking. Ok here we go. Here's the sound of
a woodpecker in your living room. Didn't ye, Let's turn
it off. Okay, we'll find it. You don't put a
microphone on. This is it's time to pull the plug

(45:08):
on this bit. Pay it off, turn it off.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
No, but okay, if you're in the silence of the forest.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Oh that sounds nice.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
There there you go. There you thank you, Daniel, You're
very welcome. Sorry, they're doing it again. Up to the microphone. Okaya,
hold on, microphone, microphone here it is. Hold on there
is okay, like a drill. It tells like a vibrator.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I guess they do that first and then they do
the thing.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
What do they like make these they're pecking?

Speaker 9 (45:47):
I know, but do they make like the sounds first
and then.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
They do that it's a bird chirping thing, but the
pecking parties when their neck is going yeah really fat fast. Okay,
well enough of that.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I have a migraine.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
So why are we even talking about it? Oh Christmas trees?
Would you have one? Make sure you check it for woodpeckers. Sorry,
that started seven minutes ago.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
If a squirrel came with it, my husband keep it
be like, oh we got a bonus.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yeah, we've had a bad go with squirrels of late.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Real.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Hey, we do have a phone tap on the way, Yes, sir,
one thousand dollars free money phone tap coming up.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
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Speaker 4 (46:48):
Just ahead of Jimmy Fallon on the way in. We
got lots to celebrate with James Fallon until then we
got the free money phone tap. Thanks to our friends
at EM and M's. You know we have this great
long standing relayationship with our friends at Eminem's. Oh so
a year round. I mean Eminem's right.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Because I mean they don't just make m and ms.
We're talking about the m and ms right now, but
they make lots of other things too.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Well. Exactly, it's the holidays. They have fun filled holiday
Eminem's ready, the holiday filled canes and the mini's tubes.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 9 (47:19):
The canes are cute because you can like hook them
inside the stalking and just have the cane park kind
of like sticking out there.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
You go. It's very cute, you see. They're air dynamically
designed for your stalking. And the mini's tubes. Froggy likes
to use those to scare his dogs. I figured out
how to do that. I do you squeeze them the
mago sound bark at its freaks out your dogs. Eminem's
chocolate candies not just for the rest of the year,
especially for this time of year. And if you want

(47:47):
to share the sweetness this season, find Eminem's Holiday filled
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it like that. A retailer near you and things to Eminem's.
Here it comes one thousand dollars with the free money
phone tap. If you're called at one hundred one eight
hundred two four to two zero one hundred. Who does
a phone tap? Here, Scary me, where is it? It's
right here where I don't see it. Oh oh, hold on, Scary,

(48:10):
there's no phone tap. No gay, Great, we don't want
a phone tap. Let's do something else. Let's talk about
drumming woodpeckers. Hey, here comes the phone tap.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Tap Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 16 (48:24):
The email says, my friend Glenn would be the perfect
target for his phone tap. Glenn's been getting annoying calls
from phone solicitors for years, and he just got a
brand new cell phone. Why don't we christen his brand
new cell phone. Mike wants to play this phone tap
on his buddy Glenn. Well, here we go, Scary, of course,
playing the part of the relentless evil telemarketer Michael Oppenheimer.

(48:46):
Mike is in the same room as Glenn while Scary
is doing the phone tap, so you'll hear him in
the background. Okay, So here we go Michael Oppenheimer with
today's phone tap.

Speaker 17 (48:55):
Ella Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Travel
Peal Northeast Direct.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 13 (49:01):
Not too bad?

Speaker 7 (49:02):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (49:02):
We have specials on some wonderful vacation packages at this time.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
So I'm not really interested in any vacations right now.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Dude.

Speaker 17 (49:09):
Maybe you'd like to go to Puntakana in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
No, I like to stay in America.

Speaker 17 (49:14):
We have thirty five percent off at the Grand Paradise Bovaro.

Speaker 13 (49:18):
To be honest with you, buddy, you know what, I'm
not really interested.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Okay, Yeah, this is mister Michael Lomping.

Speaker 17 (49:27):
I remember from travel palming with US Direct. How are
you doing today's sir?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Not too bad.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 14 (49:32):
I'd tell you that before.

Speaker 17 (49:33):
We can give you cruises now. We have bon voyage
packages starting at just four hundred nineteen dollars if you'd like.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I'm trying to be nice, so you hear me.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
I don't want to hang up on you. I'm not interested.

Speaker 17 (49:42):
We can get you a four day Caribbean. This is
mister Michael and I have gotten disconnected.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
No, we didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Okay, So I'm I'm tired of the phone calls.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
You're talking to a police phone. I don't want to
do this, Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Okay, but we can give you a five day Caribbean
Western career. Don't care what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Listen, hear me what I'm telling you for the last time.
This is a police department phone.

Speaker 8 (50:08):
I understand you call this phone again.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
So I'm a telemarketer.

Speaker 7 (50:13):
I don't care what you are.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Don't call his phone again. Sir, your name is on
our list. We have everything to do that my list alone.

Speaker 17 (50:21):
Somebody must have signed you up. Maybe he was a
loved one. Maybe you'd like to treat your family to
a fun vacation.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
I love to treat him to a lot of things.
Here's what I'm gonna treat you to. Count to three,
and if you don't hear anything, that means I hung
up on you. Okay, watch this, just count the three.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
How about a full fielled.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Yes, this is mister Michael Upton. I'm from Traveltown.

Speaker 14 (50:42):
Are you for real?

Speaker 17 (50:42):
We have a trip for you for Cancun, Mexico for
seven nine.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
You'll call me one more time on this telephone number.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I'm telling you I'm gonna call a better Business Bureau
on you people.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
And that's the end of it.

Speaker 17 (50:52):
Sir, you said it a little high strung. Maybe you
can use a vacation at this time.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
No, look, I want a vacation from this telephone call. Hello,
don't call here no more. I don't want a trip, buddy,
I'm trying to go to sleep.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Is skiing your thing?

Speaker 7 (51:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Ska, no leg Maybe you'd like to go to Las Vegas,
Nevada's where?

Speaker 17 (51:12):
Maybe gambling is your thing?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I lost my house.

Speaker 17 (51:15):
That's unfortunate. Can I have your address at this time?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Please?

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Yeah? One two three Mockingberg Lane, Texas. Zip code please
one two three four five six seven.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
It's too many digits for a zip code.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
One two three four five. That's how ridiculous this phone
call is.

Speaker 17 (51:31):
Which credit card would you like to be using at
this time?

Speaker 7 (51:34):
I got about you know, three four dozen. Let me
just go put in my pocket and thank every one
for you. They're all gone. I don't have any How.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Would you expect to pay for this trip?

Speaker 11 (51:42):
So?

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Do you do you? Do you have? Do you get?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Do you get thrills?

Speaker 7 (51:44):
On calling somebody? Seven times?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Sir?

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Stop talking?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
You listen now, sir, I've been You're you're aggravating me.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Okay, I'm busy. You're calling me on my time, not yours.
I don't want your vacations.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I said no to everything.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
You can't have my address. No, no, no, or on
a checklist on your computer, check the number and throw
the number out and forget you called me.

Speaker 17 (52:05):
Somebody at some time must have been interested in a
happy getaway.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
No, not me. I'm sitting here listening just so you
get to the end.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
And I could say no.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (52:14):
I understand why you people don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
No don't mean no.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
But maybe you could change your mind because I'm not
changing my mind.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Even if I would change my mind, I wouldn't change
it on this phone call.

Speaker 8 (52:23):
No.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Can I hold on?

Speaker 7 (52:25):
Let me go get the newspaper. I'll find out a
good add to see where you can go. Hold on
a second, Jesus, you know you can go on Perial Tours.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
You can go to Italy.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
You want to go to Italy.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I've been to Italy, so this is lazy.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
I'm gonna stay on the phone for three hours, That's
what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drive this right now.

Speaker 17 (52:40):
Okay, now that we send you over to Orlando, Florida.
Are you a fan of Mickey Mouse and Dilright.

Speaker 7 (52:47):
Look, I'm hanging up now. Don't call back because it's
not by mistake. It's not by mistake, trust me.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
So you're doing a good job.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Bother somebody else, please, sir.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
If you're bother somebody else.

Speaker 17 (52:56):
Sir, if you're at now, we'll throw in some American
tourist or luggage.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I can't no, I'm in now by he can throw you.
Good afternoon. This is mister Michael up and I'm with
Travel Bown Northeaster Rigg.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
I'll tell you what. I'll find something from you if
you give me to your supervisor.

Speaker 17 (53:13):
My supervisor his name is Michael Doherty from West Babylon.
And this is Scary Jones from Elvis durandam you've been
phone tapped?

Speaker 7 (53:22):
You got your the best, you got your the best.
I've been phone tapped. Still laughing in the background over there,
I got this jerk next to me that he was
playing dumb through this whole.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I can't.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
I'll tell you what you guys.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Are, less man, you are scary transforming Scary went from
mister Michael Oppenheimer into scary.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Jones said, this is mister Michael. Really I'm scary Jones.
I tell you heard you heard him go from Heckel
to giant or Jagle to Hyde or whatever uh in
just one breath. It was just amazing. What artistry. Let's
go talk to you your friend, Tara. Hi, Tara, how
are you?

Speaker 7 (54:03):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (54:03):
Elvis?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
It's good to have you here. How are you feeling.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
How are you doing well?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Are we doing okay? Here? Doing okay? We're doing okay.
Jimmy Fallon's on the way. We've got lots of holiday
seasoning to talk about with him. But this is your moment, Tara,
your caller one hundred. You just won one thousand dollars
with the free money phone tat day and everything. This
is awesome, awesome, and it never hurts have a little
extra extra dead presidents float by during the holidays.

Speaker 11 (54:32):
Right, absolutely excited. She's a huge fan.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Oh god, what kind of dog do you have, Tara.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I have a shift to you.

Speaker 19 (54:40):
She's mixed with a pug.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Laylah lelah Tell Layla?

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Hello, thank you for listening. Tara A thousand on the way,
hold on and thank thank you again. Thank god people
still listen A thousand dollars free money phone tap. Yes,
we'll do another one. Thanks to Eminem's. Make sure you
pick up your Them's fun stuff right now. It's perfect
for the holidays, those mini's tubes and those filled canes
and their holiday filled cane yummy perfect. So thank you

(55:11):
again to Eminem's coming up. Jimmy Fallon, I guess is
he here? He's on root, He's on rope root, he's walking.
He's walking up sixth Avenue Avenue with the America's right now.
So if you want to go see Jimmy, go find him.
No one put a horse blanket over his head. They
can't hide him. It's Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
If everyone knows Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
He's on his way.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
We have lots to talk about with Jimmy Fallon the
Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Winston Farmy Blake has music out today too.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
We're just sitting there one day and he's like, post
just wrote and wants me to be on his song.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
I was like, what, Like I've been waiting for that?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
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Speaker 5 (56:01):
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Speaker 5 (56:23):
Live from the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Wow, this is a Mercedes. It's full of room, Rubey Mercedes.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
And this is the best form states I've ever been
in it, and I've been It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
I mean, this may be a sprinter.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
No one has a recording studio in their Mercedes, only US.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Unbelievable. He drives so smooth. Please welcome to the show.
Jimmy Fallon Holidays. I mean, tell you have me tree lighting?
When when when Jimmy Fallon walks into our studio, It's
like an explosion of confetti. You're like the favorite. No
one will get those reference. You're the modern day rip tailor.

(57:04):
Remember old Queen We had Rip Taylor on Sarah Live
once and he did this.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
He improvised a bit where he rolled this h is
uh because pant legs up and he had two smiley
faces on his kneecaps and he would move his knee
caps up and down and totally ruin this guy.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
What was that joke? I go, what are you doing? Man?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
You know what it's just don't question it, just go
with it. It was the honest I didn't know how
to improvise it, how to work with that. I go,
that's so interesting. I've never done that.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
We have so much to celebrate today, Jimmie. I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I've been looking forward to coming to seem Finally the
album is out, and.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
You've been supporting me for four years on this album.
It's been a long time in the coming. Oh, let
me show you the album cover. It's a beautiful it's
a Jimmy on holiday seasoning. It is you in a
black velvet tuxedo skiing with squirrels. But the last time
you had a comedy album, you were without pants. That
is correct.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
You got pants on this now I have I put
pants on this time. I figured outdoors wear pants.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
But you got that.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Copy of the original copy that's sold in stores.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
What is this one?

Speaker 8 (58:10):
This?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
What is this? This is different? Yeah, this one has
Oh no, it's with songs inspired Oh you smart, Elvis,
Danielle Gandhi, Scary Garrett and Froggy. Now that's the album
coming now you can't it's it's pop up art.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, I have a pop up card deluxe edition. This
is You could put an eye out with this.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Don't you put that out on that on the table.
It's it's the holidays right there. Wow, let me sort
of let me sort of explain what this is all about. Okay,
it was several years ago when he was preparing another
holiday album. We said we want to be a part
of it, and Jimmy said, absolutely, we love to have
you on our new holiday album.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yes, never happened, but now we've discovered it was inspired
by us. We're on the cover of the What World
Could You Want?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Is even better.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
I think it looks like it's written in sharpie, but
that's the font and it's they thought that we picked.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
It's an honor expense. It's an honor to be on it.
And I tell you this, Jimmy, we were people that
they listened to it last. When did they come out,
like midnight or something?

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, this is this has been out now, this has
been out. This has been out in like a week now.
Oh okay midnight a week ago. People were texting and
they love it. It's just fantastic.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
It's silly.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
It's a comedy album. I worked really hard on it.
It's something I like you guys, talk to you guys
every year about like, oh I have another one. I
did one with Dolly Parton, or I did one with Ariana,
And then I just kept adding, I go just don't
give up, just keep doing this, and you kind of
go a little crazy writing. You know, if you're lucky,
you write one Christmas song, you know, Rudolph the Red
Nose Reindeer. You don't write thirty right, we only so

(59:49):
many words rhyme with snow. You know you did.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
I did do it.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Anyone They know that you asked to do it with
tons of people.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Really yeah, most people said no. Yeah, man, people working
in the business absolutely. You know what's so sad We
would have said yes so fast. We got to be
more protective. People that said yes are the people that
I love. Though, I will say one of the hardest
ones to get was justin Timberlake. What I know, it
seems like it's been busy. He's like, dude, I'm working

(01:00:17):
on my actual album, my real career. This is like
my real music. So I'm like, yeah, I know. But
I wrote this song You'll be There. It's like a
bromance where like I'll be home for Christmas type of
song with it like an island vibe, like almost like
a reggae vibe. And I wrote it with Ryan Tedder,
who you guys know, And we wrote this and I
sent it to Justin. He's like, love it. I'm just amazing.

(01:00:39):
But he did it, and he did it. He came in,
we went to the studio. We were in the studio
from eight o'clock to two in the morning, laughing. He
rewrote the end. To watch him record is unbelievable. You
ever see like your friend work at their job because
you always consume like, oh my friend works, but I
don't know what my friend does. Then you go to
their job, you go you actually do work. Like He's amazing.

(01:01:00):
He harmonizes with himself, he's producing, he's playing bass, he's
going just put it in my left ear. No, just
put that, put this in my right air list, harmonize
that Les Mix that he's a genius. A lot of
people don't know that about these artists. I mean Charlie
Pooth is another one. Yes, in his mind, I mean
if you could look into his mind, it would be frightening. Yes,
I don't know how they think this way, and you go,
they're so talented. But I I got I mean, and

(01:01:23):
I always respect him, but but wow. Meghan Trainer, by
the way, totally produced this song like into her how
in her Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
She has a studio just like this. She's gonna be
at our Z one hunter jingle ball here off the garden.
You should show up to say hi. She's also gonna
be at her Q one O two jingle ball. She's
feeling best. You should show up. You have nothing else
going on, I mean, you're not like just talk to
your people, see if they can make rude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I always have fun at the Where is it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
At the garden? It's a little place. I'm googling it
right now. The garden sounds sounds cold, lots of greenery, greenery,
So it's it's called Holiday's Seasoning. Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
It came out November first, it's been out. Yeah yeah,
I said called holiday seasoning. I knew that it was
gonna call it holly season ings. I just knew it
was gonna happen because it's just everyone wants to say
hoty seasonings, but it's not. It's it's holtay season ing.
But if it does well, I wanted to create like
a verb, like we're all holiday seasoning together. That's what
we're doing right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
You see, we talk about the genius of Justin Timberlake
and Charlie Poof. This guy can create verbs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
It didn't take off. No one's saying hotay seasoning, but
they're calling a hoty season ings.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
But I'm gonna go and put ant on it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
It's like people call people say you can't write with
a SHARPI on this album, don't you know people in
the South, especially where were read lest we went shopping
at the walmarts. Yeah yeah, Hey Jimmy with the great
Escapes last week.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Exactly, it's not cold episode duets with as you've said,
Ariana Grande, who's somewhat hot right now. Uh, she busy
doing something dotty parton Jonas Brothers gott to play that
song in a minute because I know that Kevin is
listening right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Say to Kevin John, Kevin Jonas, you're the best. Thank
you for doing this. Jonah's brothers, they're awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
And of course the roots on their megany Stallion and
Chelsea Handler who we love Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell, we
do on One Glove is the name of the song.
You ever walk down the street and you see like
one glove and like the wonder? Yeah you go, what's
the story? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Does the person know that they lost the glove? Are
they walking around with one cold hand? Is it a
starcross lovers who that I can meet?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
A whole song about it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah, And so it turns out Will Ferrell is the
other person with the glove. Oh see, they don't give
it away now spoiler but we never meet.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
So it's just here in New York City. You see
a glove, it usually still has a hand in it.
Check it for rings. But there's also another another cut
on this album with someone who's we have an interesting
past with weird Al Yankovic. Oh talk to me, okay,
so scary. The guy behind me is the biggest, craziest

(01:03:54):
lunatic fan of weird Out. I really no you have
no idea. You want to go cut cut I mean, okay, okay,
let's all calm down. You want to go back to
the old school.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I mean, I'm a giant Alfan. He's one of my
one of my inspirations for doing all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
I want you to hear. Calm down, there kind of
rod to get him out of the Mercedes. Listen Scary
Scary had an opportunity to ask him a question during
a telephone interview once it was someone else's interview, and
Scarce I got a question. And so I want you
to hear how messed up Scary got when he had

(01:04:34):
a moment with his childhood idol weird al where is it? Okay, okay,
listen to how he Maybe you could take some lessons
in interview style lesson. Listen to this now, this is Scary.
I've been listening to you and your stuff for years.
Love all of your Daring to be Stupid one of
my favorite albums. But I got I gotta let you

(01:04:56):
know that I've never been privy to the process by
which you go about getting you know, permission, you know,
to do a parody, you know, because you you know
pretty much you write the what's the process, like do
you write the lyrics first? And then you asked for permission?
Because I saw you at the airport with Iggy. I
saw you at the Iggy azalea thing TMZ was rolling

(01:05:18):
rolling on you, guy on you, and you know, I
just wanted to know. And you know what that's all about? What?
What are you remotely talking about? We don't care what
you were at the airport at the What are you
talking about? You never get privy to the Prevat.

Speaker 13 (01:05:38):
Nutshell, Iggy azale was at the airport and he ambushed her.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I wanted to know how he gets permission?

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
That's all you have to say. How do you get
permission to do the songs once again you've done?

Speaker 19 (01:05:50):
How do you get privy? Pretty privy to the privacy
of it? I want to sell you. At airport, I
was being held back by security. I was trying to
get tell you the boarding first class?

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Did he answer?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
He did answer because he knew what I was what
I was asking? What is I never get nervous except
for him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I cannot the time out. I just laughed, I have
a booger in my no bat in the case. Sorry scary,
it wasn't that bad, but it really was. I can't lie.
All right, So this album Holiday Seasoning? Yes, how well
do you know the cuts?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
I mean back and forth? I studied this, I lived
this for almost four years.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Okay, well, do you have any music for the scary?
Can you be privy of some? I'm going to put
you to the test and let's see how many of
these cuts you can recognize?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
All right? Oh, I'm very excited about this. This is
why I love you guys. Yeah, this has in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
It's now time for testing. Jimmy Fallon, here we go.
What do you know about your new album Holiday Seasoning?
Let's find out, shall we? And now to the contest.
This is so good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
I'm just going to play you like a little This
is a was as good as Guess what PASTA guess
what past?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
I'm thinking of? That was the worst thing ever. That's
my favorite game we ever played.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
This is Gandhi's game where she left it because she
couldn't be here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
No, this is this is Garrett's game. Sorry, Gandhi is
not here, By the way, I love Gandhi. Here we go?
What song is this?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
That is a Merry Happy Christmas? With Chelsea Handler in
my brain? That's the song about it. One night stand
and this gross guy is like in the morning talking
to this girl in beds like I want to wish
you a merry happy Christmas, merry happy, merry, happy happy merry,
merry happy Christmas, Mary, And then.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
She rolls over and goes, will you stop singing, you idiot?
I'm Jewish. Hey, don't give away the punch life. I
gave you too much of that one. By the way,
when you have ten cuts, it's gonna take It's time
of the Christmas reality. Okay, which which cut? Which cut?

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Is this ready?

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
That's Christmas? How do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
It's Christmas time? And that was like a croonery type
of song. Wanted to do, like a kind of rufus
Wayne righty Frank SINATRAI type of song. And yeah, wow,
now here's my favorite. That's Christmas ding down, Christmas ding dong.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Let's just leave it right there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I I no, no, that's not about it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
A different ding dong? What ding dong was I thinking of?
Let's play a game. I'm thinking of a ding dog
something you eat hostess. Uh No, we're thinking of two
different things, but at the same thing. Okay, ding dong
what's it about.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Well, it's about like every year during the holiday season
you hear those songs like dinging Dong. Well it's a
holiday season and the ding so I go. If you
get the Christmas ding Dong, you're in a good mood.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
By the way, Also included on holiday season from Jimmy Fallon.
All right, hold on, yeah, what is this one right here?

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
You know this one?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Oh that's a holiday with the Jonas brothers. Yeah, we'll
play that in a minute. That one's doing really well.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
What about this one?

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
It again? It's Coquita.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
No, no, no, no, it's you will be there with
just and Timmerly because it's got that little yukle.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
That's it. We're doing really well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I am pressed.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
How about all here? Okay, we know what this is?
Oh scary you want to take this?

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
Oh god, it's you and weird out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
It's Iggy Azalea.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Sorry, you're close, Biggy Azili at the airport.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Year's seven six, five four three two one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
There are no happy New Year's e songs, not no.
So I had to write a polka because that's the
one genre that's always makes you smile R And I'm
like just play goes ten nine, eight, seven, six, five
four three two.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Well hey, let mean why now, okay, we have a
few more. What is this? What is this one? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
That's weird Cousin And that's a very like, kind of
a very b side. That's kind of a college radio
station type of song. And it's about obviously family comes
home for the holidays, and it's always a weird cousin always,
And then if you don't know that you have a
weird cousin, you may be the weird cousin.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
You're most likely the weird cousin. My weird cousin was
always the one that went through my underwear drawer when
I wasn't looking. Oh wait, that wasn't my cousin. Okay, okay,
what song is this?

Speaker 7 (01:10:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
This is see I told you already, this is my
favorite one. Oh that's one of my Coquito on my
drink a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Casa to the sound of.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Coquito.

Speaker 8 (01:10:35):
Go ahead, and that's what it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Is, that's hanging.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
So I tried Coquito.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I went to Puerto Rico probably seventy eight years ago,
and somebody said you have to try coquita.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
It's amazing. It changed my life.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
If you've never had it, it's a Puerto Rican eggnog
and it's unbelievable and usually someone's mom has to make
it for you. You can't buy it in stores, or
it's someone's abuela or grandma and they give it you
an old rum bottle and it the most delicious, yummiest
eggnog with like rum in it and coconut and it's
so good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
And it gets you really trashed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Yeah, very quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
That's it. And for some reason, do they need to
be refrigerated or something going on? There is the milk
in there, I don't know, not necessarily. Everything's out of
the It is milk, but it's condensed milk or evaporated milk,
which I don't know if that's milk. I don't know
what that is. I know it's kind of but it's
it is better cold. Yeah, oh yeah, Jennifer Lopez's mom

(01:11:30):
makes me that. Look you, I'm sorry, did you just
drop a name? Oh? Sorry, I just picked up. It's
no time for a segment. We have to interrupt the
Jimmy Fallon segment for a special segment. We do, then
we'll come back to you. It's now time for let
me speak to the manager. All right, if you have
a complain about anything you've heard on our show, or

(01:11:52):
something that's happened in your life about someone on our
show as a guest, maybe you have this opportunity to
speak to the manager.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
No, we'll get back to Jimmy Fallon interview in a moment.
So Jimmy, just relaxed, relaxed, nervous. I know someone's gonna yell.
Abby is here. Abby's in charge of everything's social earlier.
Yeah all right, so Abby, you want to speak to
the manager. What is your complaint?

Speaker 20 (01:12:14):
May sixth, twenty nineteen, my sister and I went to
a taping of the Tonight Show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Oh oh, so this involves our guests.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Jimmy involves our guests.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Come back, come back it need Oh my god, just
get back to the game. Okay, my god. See what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
So Will Smith was the guest.

Speaker 20 (01:12:32):
During a break, you guys came over. My sister and
I were in the front. You guys came over and
you took a picture with us and the two girls
next to us, and then.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
I know it was awful.

Speaker 20 (01:12:43):
And then we were given an email to get the photos.
But we have yet to receive them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Oh, I'm glad you came to let me speak to
the manager. So it's that Jamie's here at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I remember that it was May six am. I right,
May nineteen, I do remember. I remember that date. And
I'll go back to my archives. And we said it
might have ended up in your junk and your trash folders.

Speaker 20 (01:13:10):
So maybe I check your track spam.

Speaker 8 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I'm so.

Speaker 20 (01:13:13):
And it's you and your sister, My sister and I
you will Smith. You're both wearing helmets and two random girls.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Well, I mean they.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Ask everyone to put your phones away and there's no photos.
They do, yes, So you just wanted to break the rule.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
No, no, no, it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Was like you're a photographer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
You felt special. Let me ask you your own rules.
Could we just fix this? We all you to do
is get a photo with Abby. I would love to
have You've been listening to another episode and let me
speak to Wait, do you have your phone?

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Where the.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
Photographer?

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
When you have to leave, and let's take one like
this and then we're gonna leave room for your sister.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
All right, let's leave your sister and then right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
You'll be laughing at one of your jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
All right, thank you everyone, Thank God for let me
speak to the manager. You know what I'm saying. All right, hey,
so you look like you had so much fun on
the rainiest of rainy was the wettest one by far.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Was sitting in the stands for four hours.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
It was three hours.

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
They said to me, no umbrella and uh no awning.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
I was so cold and so wet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
By the time we got to our part where we
lip sync at the end, I didn't really remember what
we were.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
That was lip sinking? No, sorry, yeah, every year, okay,
so funny. Every year we do it, and it was like,
were you lip sinking?

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
You go?

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Of course there's thirty floats. You think the Broadway shows
are doing those live. It's like Jimmy plugged by Jimmy. Jimmy,
don't say this stuff on the show. You can't plugged microphones,
And of course you can.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
It's the magic of Macy's.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
I do have a question, like, couldn't they if they
knew the weather was going to be that bad?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I know, why don't they preduce some stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
I know they used to they did. You didn't hear
that from.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
I was there. It was all live four hours of
me freezing my booty off.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I did it. I remember doing it. I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
I think it's our tenth year doing it. I did
it once. Uh with COVID. When COVID was happening, they
couldn't book anyone. I opened it and that one I
might have performed live. You're the only one available. The
Snoopy Balloon didn't even cho it. Snoopy Balloon was wearing
a mask. It was awful.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
It was the worst one. But we had the show
must go on, so you had to do it. You
were turning into mister Christmas. So you actually kicked off
the season with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But tonight,
tonight's the night at Rockefellder Center. There they're gonna catch
that tree on fire. We're gonna get Litt's. After that,
they're doing the Christmas tree lighting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Then after that, at ten o'clock, stay tuned on, Change
the channel, we have a Jimmy Fallon Holiday seasoning spectacular
with the rockets have Oh yeah, we have a beautiful
shot with the rockets on top of the roof. It
looks beautiful over New York City. So stay tuned for that.
But Timberlake makes a cameo. We make a video together, Wow,
and it's really funny. And the Jonas brothers Ello cool.

(01:16:17):
Jay Mariah Carried the Queen of Christmas. There you Go
makes it. She's really funny in it does a bit.
We also have Carl Delevine, who can really sing. We
do a song called the Hallmark Movie. She can sing,
She's so good, really good, great boys. We do a
song called the Hallmark Movie where she's a princess and
I work in a hardware store and she has to save.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
My enago over in a Hallmark movie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
It could happen. We're in a Hallmark movie and then
we get married. And then she reached it for a
knife and I realize we're in a Lifetime movie.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Same plot. Give me spoilers, give me a spoiler. I'm
just taking it to I want you to. Let's go
behind the curtain. When the Rockets are high kicking, are
they lip syncing as well? I think I got COVID
from the rock Eye mean you cannot speak about the

(01:17:04):
Rockets starry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
I'm just saying, Oh lord, but it's it's a great special.
It's totally silly, it's fun, family friendly. Everyone will laugh
and you go, Okay, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
So let's tonight on NBC.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
I think we need something like that right now. Everything's
so serious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
It's not one second of this and weird Al Yankovic,
isn't it? And I wear leader hosen and I show
up and we have a polka party.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Yeah, it's really Is it fair to say? If Mariah
Carey is the Queen of Christmas here in New York City,
then Jimmy Fallon should be the King of Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
I can't handle that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
I don't think I can handle the No, I can't.
What's your problem? Bear the weight of the crown? You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
That'll be the court Chester.

Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Can you believe it was almost a year ago that
we did the Holiday?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Isn't that crazy? That was one of the best nights
in my life. Thank you for doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Was fun. I know a lot of it was written
as we were doing it, yes, but it was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Great and improvise and loose, and then you lit the
building up and it danced to the Megan Training song
wrap Me Up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
I'll never forget it. You guys are the greatest. Thank
you for doing that well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Just again. I'm gonna remind you Madison Square Garden, Megan
Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Yeah, not the garden that was. No, I couldgle with
the garden. The Stewart website. Megan Trainer is gonna be
with us.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
But by the way, Marsa Stewart was with us at
jingle Ball last see the documentary and Sharon was there.
Do you see Martha documentary? Yes, that blew me away.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Was fan crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
I learned so much about that lady.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
I love Martha started at forty Yeah catering. That's late,
and yeah I thought she started earlier. But what a
great story. First ever female uh self made billionaire in
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:18:48):
There you go, and she looks fantastic. Dingle Ball last
year she walked by, was like, get the hell out.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
She'll be there. She'll be there again this year. She'd
never left. Let me see if I'm gonna go with
the Okay, okay, here's who's there. Katie Perry, Tate McCrae,
twenty one Pilots, Teddy Swims, He's unbelievable. Meghan Trainer, the
Kid LaRoy, Madison Beer, Benson Boone, Gracie.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Abrams, Gracie Abrams no, no, no, she's my favorite. Then
if you have time, stop by was Mats Squareguarden, Maybe
Meghan Trainer, Maybe I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
You're busy, by the way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
You know what is when you're working in a high
rise in New York City. There's a building we're looking into,
an office building across the hall the street, fifty fifth Street. Hi,
you're here there, your friend William is over there? Yeah,
is will there? Photo waiting? Wait that's she's there with
her sister. I'm not taking a picture with the rules

(01:19:42):
are rules? I mean, can't made.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
This is a weird place to the other office across
the street to take a photo of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Yeah, has the other works. I don't believe it's as
close as she could get. Give an inch. Look, we
love you and you always have a place at our
table always, and we're so excited not only about tonight
the Christmas tree lighting and the special at ten o'clock
on NBC ten o'clock Eastern guys, that works, but Holiday
Seasoning is the album.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
So it's finally out. And you guys have always been great,
always supported me, and I love this and thank you
so much. And yeah, I don't I'm trying to look
there's other things. Oh my god, it's a little pop
up a joint, just rolled out a joint.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
There's a roll joint in every album. This is crazy
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Yeah, Mary, I have stickers in here. It's it's I
have Oh my gosh, look at that autograph photo of
Mario Alonzo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Is that you hold on? Is that me? I'm kidding.
You're so handsome, Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Don't forget what inspired him.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
It's a beautiful thing. No, no, it's a beautiful photo
of you me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Did they have to us like that at your graduation party?

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
This is you look so handsome? Thank you, Jimmy Fallon.
My god, I'm gonna play a cut from the album.
Oh wait this are you doing this? Because I can
run down the street. You did this last time and
made my whole year. What did I do? You played
wrap me up?

Speaker 13 (01:21:08):
Uh uh?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
And I ran down to the car.

Speaker 11 (01:21:10):
You go.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
I'm gonna give you two minutes to get down in
your car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I will give a car put to of course, have
a Mercedes glad to say that. I don't know what
was sponsor? Yeah I did, but it's right. No, if
there's a car, I have a car.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Downstairs. All right, Well, how many minutes will it take
mister Fallon to get to his If you press the
elevator button right now, you can play it right now,
you can listen to the end of it. No, I'm
gonna wait what Yeah, you're a producer, you're est at
a high level here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I love but this guy, it's got great ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Oh my god, I'll.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
I'm gonna play two songs you are. I'm gonna play.
Let's let's play. You'll be there with you and justin Timberlake.
And then by the time that's over, we'll hit a
holiday with you and Jonas Brothers and you'll hear like
the end of the first one in the entire syc
This is, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
This makes me once again, You've made my whole Christmas
and holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
You guys are the best Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
It's a good old fashioned Christmas miracle.

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
It really is? It is Jimmy Fallon, love me guy,
Thank you guys. I love you guys.

Speaker 14 (01:22:13):
Have great day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Wow, what a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
That's Jimmy Fallon, Jonas Brothers Holiday. Good look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
It sounds goods so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Well, yeah, but he was supposed to be in the
car listening to that down on fifty fifth Street here
in Manhattan, and he's still in the hallway down there,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Because because people needed him to do stuff, so he
got stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
That's okay, we'll play it again. I have no problem
playing it again. People ask us what we like most
about what we do for a living. You just heard it.
That's it, you know, having people like jim Jimmy Fallon
show up and just hang out. Yep, just do funny stuff,
play great music.

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
And it's just nice. It's like family comes to visit.
That's what it feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
That's what we love most of what we do. Anyway,
Jimmy Fallon, the album is just incredible holiday seasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Go get it, order it, yeah, download it, Maybe get
it off the Columbia House Music Club. Just send a
penny and they'll send you to'll send you seventeen copies.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
It's pretty cool. I've just been.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Told by by the way our producer Nate, who said,
play the song forty five times.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
You got time. He just said, we're so late. Well
we are, but if you're going to make an exception,
it's for Jimmy Fairs. Of course, good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
You want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 20 (01:23:32):
Look wack go very princess that resides over the pits
of Hell.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
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Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
shopping shortcuts like editors picks and curated lists of gifts

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Speaker 14 (01:24:10):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Sorry, good morning, Merry Christmas. Everyone bar the gift that
keeps on gets head and snow and freezing cool. Not
to sound like a cold bitch. Merry Christmas, felt the
animals tell.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
Mister Wren in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Hey, you know we mentioned to Jimmy Fallow. Hey you
know your buddy Megan Trainers performing at Z one hundreds
jingle Ball and Q one or two's jingle Ball in Philly.
Why don't you stop buying one of these jingle balls?
And say hi, I don't know. I saw whispering in
the background either. They were saying, maybe that's a good
idea to each other. They're saying, I wish you would
shut up. You stop putting Jimmy on this bock.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
You're too busy. Stop putting things on his schedule.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
We'll find out that that would be pretty awesome that
you could like if he does show up, you can
late claim to being the reason you showed up me,
you know me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
You could take a credit for that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
I take credit for everything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Hey, Daniel, we're about to get into your report. Here
are you talking about the Billboard Greatest Pop Star of
the twenty first century? Story?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
No it was not, but go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
Okay, So it's Billboard every year. No, I'm not angy.
But this year they decided to come up with the
greatest pop star of the twenty first century. They announced
it yesterday, I do believe, And they announced it is Beyonce.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
Yes, okay, I see, I can see that for the
twenty first century. It makes sense to me. All right, yep,
you know that a diamond's happy about that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Of course she is a diamond. Okay. With that for
the twenty first then entire century.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
I mean, come on, did we expect anything else?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I did? Actually, what did you?

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:25:51):
No, I'm not saying I'm not saying that they're wrong.
I'm saying I was expecting it was probably going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Oh okay, I see what you're saying. Oh it should be.
I'm saying that's what I expected. Well, okay, they both
absolutely deserve credit for being great pop stars and the greatest,
but even Taylor Swift hasn't been around long enough, we
think to match the expansiveness of an entire century. Has

(01:26:22):
been around for a century. Yeah, ohka, I'm not saying that,
but she's She's been around many, many years. Tato Swift
is really hit the highs of late I mean in
several years, and she's huge. I'm not saying she's not.
I don't know who else is on the list. Do
you have the list? I have the list, but I
give it then't matter. It's Beyonce. There's a list here somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Oh here, I have the list.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
The list.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Okay, So how many of them the top ten to
stop in the bottom?

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Well, yeah, okay, count us down.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Okay. So Adele is number ten, Okay, she's huge.

Speaker 9 (01:26:52):
Ariana Grande is number nine, Okay, Justin Bieber is number eight,
all right, Kanye is number seven, Britney Spears is number six,
Lady Gaga five, Drake four, Rihanna three, Taylor Swift is second,
and Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Is number two.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Okay, you could argue in and out of the top
ten whatever you want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
By the way, I recall this list coming up maybe
several days ago. It wasn't this just yesterday.

Speaker 17 (01:27:15):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Anyway, I do know, and I didn't read it because
I was in a hurries in the car on the
way to work, that Taylor Swift actually had a comment
about Beyonce being number one.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Oh she did. I'm sure it was very knowing her. Yes,
very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
There's that. Oh let's just get into it, Danielle, you're
ready to go, all right, Gandhi out today. She I
believe will be back on tomorrow. Maybe there's a chance
we miss her very much. Yes, And of course I
think mister Fallon was looking for her as well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Are those chicken fingers any They're pretty good? Okay, they're
more like a cutler than they are.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
Think you gave me a finger.

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
He's trying to give them away for the past twenty minutes.
So I'm going to go ahead and say they're not
that great.

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
The size of this thing. It's like a Chernobyl Chicken.

Speaker 9 (01:28:00):
Let me tell you wherever we ordered from this morning,
let's never order again, because that was the worst French
toast I've.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Ever had a higher life.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Wow, sure, Nobyle Chicken my favorite band by the way, Daniel,
all right, what's going on? Well?

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
Coming this weekend a Fisher Price Little People collect Your
set featuring Britney Spears.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
She tweeted about it.

Speaker 9 (01:28:18):
She said, I feel so lucky they're celebrating my birthday
with this little People Collector set, you know, to.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Our birthday just passed.

Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
It's twenty five bucks, so if you can get your
hand on it, I'm sure it's at Target. I think
it's only at Target actually, so you know, you'll probably
have to get it at eBay and other places.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Eventually.

Speaker 9 (01:28:35):
Zaye canceled his Newcastle show just minutes before it was
set to begin last night. He left fans disappointed, but
they were very understanding. First of all, they know how
much he is going through after the death of his
One Direction.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Bandmate Liam Payne. We all know that they were very close. Still,
it was not easy for.

Speaker 9 (01:28:52):
Him, but his voice, his voice, he's been struggling and
he says, I really thought that, you know, at the
last minute, I'd still be able to do this, and
he says, and I just canny said, without my voice,
there is no show.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
So he just felt terrible to do that. Taylor Swifts
is we're talking about her.

Speaker 9 (01:29:05):
She wraps the erastour this Sunday in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Ticket resales are starting at one thousand dollars. How insane
is that? And then can you believe she's gonna turn
thirty five years old on December thirteenth, thirty five?

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Who Taylor Swift thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Thirty five? That's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:29:26):
And her album, The Tortured Poets Department has been certified
as six times platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America.
To go platinum, in case you didn't know, an album
has to move one million units, and this went six
times platinum, so that means she sold six million units.
So congratulations, And that's not bad for an album that
only came out in April of this year.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Wow, that's insane.

Speaker 9 (01:29:49):
Koi Kardashian said that she turned to the gym as
a coping mechanism after her therapist allegedly leaked private information
during her divorce from lamar ODIs.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
That's terrible.

Speaker 9 (01:30:00):
People out of therapy and you think you can trust
your therapist, that's horrible, she said. A lot of people
think she got surgery since she lost weight. She says, nope,
I've been hitting the gym for ten years now.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
So this is what she says is going on.

Speaker 9 (01:30:14):
Let's see Apple Music release their year end chart yesterday
and they are saying that Kendrick lamar is the most
streamed song in the country and in the world with
not Like Us, but Taylor Swift was the most streamed
artist of twenty twenty four and she also had the
most streamed album with The Tortured Poets Department the Anthology,

(01:30:35):
which makes sense after I just told you how many
times platinum she is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
What are we watching?

Speaker 9 (01:30:41):
You are watching the Christmas Tree and Rockefeller Center tonight.
Of course, you watch our boy Jimmy Fallon. Stay in
your seats after the Rockefella Tree lighting because he has
a one hour special you're gonna want to see. It's
gonna be very funny. Abbott Elementary's on the mass singer
it's the quarterfinals and that is my day.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
Oh the fasterboard, OK, what's the can's saying? Oh tis
the damn holiday seasoning. Welcome Jimmy Fallon play that and
it has a little graphic of a Christmas tree. I
love that. We love the vestiboard. That thing it just
starts popping off whenever it wants and every time we
hear it rolling, we all run to see what it's saying.
It's like it's the town crier way I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
I love vest of board. I've had one since they
came out, And what a great gift for the family.
It's it's a major gift, it really is. It's a
working piece of art. You can program it to do
all sorts of things that they offer up. I mean,
right now, I've got the Christ's countdown going on. I've
got oh misquoted song lyrics. I've got dad.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Jokes, Yeah, that's Nate's favorite dad jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
I've got words of advice and encouragement. I mean, my
vestiboard does everything, and you can program many things in there,
and you can actually on your vestiboard app. Anywhere in
the world you can. You can type out whatever you
wanted to say at whoever's back at home reading it.
It's great, if not for the family, for the office. Yeah,
just check out vesta board dot com. They're a great

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Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:23):
Good God, how do we cram all these people in
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Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Well, I don't know where you're listening to us right now,
but I will tell you three places you need to
meet us. It's called jingle Ball. We've got one here
in New York City at Madison's Hua Garden. We got
another one with Q and o two in Philly and
another one in Miami with y one hundred. By the way,
great seats available if you look online for why one
hundreds jingle Ball. Not a lot of them left. We

(01:33:01):
would love to see you there. That's gonna be the
last jingle Ball of the jingle Ball season. It's going
to be the most exciting. We are so excited about it,
so excited about it. Well, so Gandhi's out today, Daniel's
not in here, and so oh here she comes. I'm
doing a show by myself. I'm talking about jingle Ball.

(01:33:22):
So I got my outfit for the garden.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (01:33:25):
It looks I love the jacket. It's awesome. I don't
have mine anything.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
So you'll get it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I'll figure it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
But they try to sell me some shoes for this outfit. Yeah,
they're not really my cup of tea.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
I like them though. They embellishment.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
They're kind of pressy looking. It looks like something Henry
the whatever it would have worn. Oh yeah, I mean
they're like pressy little pointed shoes like tassel like slippers.
Well they didn't have tassel. They had jewelry on them.
Like I'm not wearing jewelry shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
So they didn't get those.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
No, what did you get?

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Instead?

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
They're point like that, but you know, not with jewelry
on them.

Speaker 9 (01:33:56):
I saw shoes yesterday in the mall an Aldo, Oh
my gosh, they were if they would have you're not
gonna wear them because they're heels, But they would have
matched that jacket perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
And they have a big bow on them.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
So pretty, I'm telling you right now. The shoes they
tried to summon yesterday. Yeah, if they had had heels,
they would been more masculine than the ones they showed me.
Oh no, I felt like the kind of shoes that
they wore back in the day when they had powdered wigs. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, that kind of stuff shoe.
Did you need stockings for that? Probably not going to
do it anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Usually, don't wear your little pants up to your knee.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
But the white stock Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
That's what I'm talking about. That these shoes go with
im like, I'm not wearing those. Are these from the
Museum of Costumes or something?

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
Is this the new thing though? Is it like going
to be the new t No?

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
You know everyone. No, no, no, no, no, these are They're hot,
these shoes have been Guys been wearing these for many
years now. They're slip ons, and they're just not me.
I'm not a slip on kind of guy, you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, all of it I was I'm
a jingle Ball and how important it is for us
to have all of our best friends at the Y

(01:35:07):
one hundred jingle Ball in Miami to end the holiday season,
to end the jingle Ball season. As ater of fact,
we're officially on vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Yeah, we're coming out of vacation for this.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
We are because we've got to be there. The energy
as Caseya Center is going to be explosive. Yes, And
of course on the stage at Y one hundreds jingle Ball,
communic Obeo the kid Larroy Benson, Boone, who I Love,
Jason Derulo, Suweedi, and the list goes on and on.
T pay. The thing is is a lot of these
artists we're at all of our jingle Ball concerts across

(01:35:36):
the country, not that any of the matter, except for
New York and Philly and Miami. Right, So they're going
to use the very last of the energy to high
five all the people that they met and hung out
with and became friends with on tour with us, and
then that's it. So to be in that room is
going to be and.

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
They know after that it's like family time and you know,
celebrations and yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
They're going to be It's gonna be amazing. So we'll
see you there. More information go to Why one hundred
dot com. We'll see you December twenty. First, it's a
Saturday at Casey A Center. Another thing is Why one hundred.
They brought Miami's jingle Ball to Miami.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Yeah, which is good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
It's been somewhere else all these years for Yeah, we're
having it in Tallahassee or something. I was like, what
are we doing? So we'll see you there. Let's get
into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, good morning. All right,
you've got a lot of stuff. What's going on?

Speaker 18 (01:36:20):
All right, let's start with these parents that are going viral.
They're from Bullhead City, Arizona. They were taking their kids
to go see Mawana too and in the mountains they
were convinced they saw UFOs. So just after Mohanna, they
were on their way to see Mowana.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Okay, here yeah, it's a red light. And then there's
a big, big bright light. It's just fugling, dude, I'm
a baby.

Speaker 11 (01:36:41):
It's just dudey oh, it's getting fighter.

Speaker 4 (01:36:46):
Look they're coming back.

Speaker 8 (01:36:47):
The lights are coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
You.

Speaker 8 (01:36:48):
The light's turning on.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
I can see the saucers in my zoom.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
You see.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
You can see at home.

Speaker 8 (01:36:54):
Bro, there's another one to the left over here.

Speaker 16 (01:36:57):
In the trees.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
My heart's pounting.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
So it was it.

Speaker 18 (01:37:00):
They don't know, but I just love the kids. The
parents are scared, and the kids like, I'm not scared
of that, all right? So Oscar Meyer the Blooney song?
Does anybody know what word for word my blooney? He
has a first name, it's O scn R. Boloney has
a second name is m E.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
Y e r Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
I love to eat it every day. And if you
ask me why out there.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
Bolgna?

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Okay, So what about roll?

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
That was the jingle? But if you sing that song.

Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Night?

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
So what about it?

Speaker 18 (01:37:38):
So if you upload that to their website, what we
just did we could get a fifty dollars coupon to
spend on groceries.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Oh really yeah, so we have to upload us singing
the Oscar Meyer Boloney song. Yes, I can do that
right now since we just did it. So we'll see.
And by the way, to my friends from Italy, from Bologna,
they are so disgusting that we spelled Bologney the same way,
just letting you know, I'm sorry. What's scary you have?

Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
They don't have blooney and Bologna.

Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
No, not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
I mean, I mean there's cured meats all over Italy,
but the Oscar Meyern type, they don't really.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
Well they invent not that exactly that that recipe anyway.

Speaker 18 (01:38:22):
All right, So this is one of those songs that
is an earworm that we play from time to time
on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
No So I found these two parrots doing that song.
Parrots there you're happy? Yeah, there you go. That has
to be annoying. Note they just there. Can get them
to sing the Oscar mar Bolooney song, we would make

(01:38:49):
a lot of money, all right.

Speaker 18 (01:38:50):
Then finally, Karen Knightley, she was on the Graham Norton
Show in the UK, and she has a talent where
she could play songs on her teeth. She'll tap her
teeth and she can play some song. It's just like
Scary can whistle songs. Karen Knightley can tap songs, and
she was doing this song next to this artist. See
if he can gets the song.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
Let me start it again, Scary says he knows it
what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:39:19):
It's a DJ play a Christmas song from Chaer.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
Well close. You got the artist, but not the song,
but the Oh really, Scher was there on the Share,
was sitting right next door. Kary Knightley's tapping on our team.
There you go, There you go. Gram Norton. By the way,
if you've never watched the Graam Norton Show, it's really funny.

(01:39:44):
He really is a great, great interviewer. He was the
guy that was in the studio right in Jersey City. Yes,
and it may not have been him, It may have
been the person with him, but someone pooped their their
underwear and left the trash in the trash camp allegedly. Allegedly. Anyway,
did you say share? Yes, Okay, I'm just making sure
he's a share. I know we're running late. Sorry, sorry,

(01:40:06):
mister producer.

Speaker 8 (01:40:07):
Shares Worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
Thank you, old queen, I love you anyway. Thank you, Garrett.
You're a good American.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
Nor on the streets on the cities.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Should see body on the phone on my way out.
I'm going to stay out.

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Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
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Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Can you name a film that left you traumatized? Can
you think of that? You're like, oh, Deliverance, Deliverance, Okay, there, Froggy.
What sinister, sinister, I.

Speaker 9 (01:41:19):
Have a TV show that did that. What that was
a little House on the prairie when the girl got
raped by the clown. Yeah, that's why I hate clowns.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Well, and sinister, how did that? How did that brand
your brain so hard?

Speaker 14 (01:41:33):
Because that was that record player in the attic and
the guy goes up there and record player starts playing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
I don't like that, man, Nope, nope, I don't like
that stuff. I don't like being in the dark. I
like anything. No, I'm afraid of horror movie stopped iniell
squeal like a pig for me. That's it again, the
film deliver Jody Foster in there. That was the accused
I'm all confused baby with his tidy whities. Yeah remember that,

(01:41:59):
though you were to pick him up again? No, no,
it just took me back to a memory. What's scary?

Speaker 8 (01:42:03):
A misery with Kathy Bates?

Speaker 4 (01:42:05):
Oh take that, mister man, Well, Davy Kats my partner,
not in that way. Here's a film bof He's seen
every film and every TV show ever made. What what
movie or TV show left you traumatized?

Speaker 10 (01:42:17):
Deliverance was the first one that came to mind that
I applaud you scary the uh hello missing her man?
Get Kathy Bates when she breaks James Kahn's ankles with
the wooden.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But the whole thing, the psychological thing
going on was anyway and being a Stephen kingfan.

Speaker 10 (01:42:35):
That is the only Stephen King book or film where
it could really happen.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
Yeah, you know is young, the day is young.

Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
You wrote a book, you could have a crazy fan
after you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Don't say that as scary moves closer. Anyway, maybe we'll
bring this up tomorrow when Gandhi's back. But what movie
or whatever traumatized you? Text us at fifty five if
you want. Thank you, guys. I know we're not done yet,
but thanks for a great show today. We missed Gandhi
so much. I wish she could have been here during
Jimmy Fallon's a moment.

Speaker 9 (01:43:05):
She was so mad because she's like, of course, he's
one of our favorites, and so like, you know, she's like,
of course I have to be not here for him.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
She'll be back, Yeah, I will tell you. I always
talk about the magical drive coming from downtown to uptown
to come to work every morning, and you come up
sixth Avenue, you go by Macy's, which is all decorated
for Christmas, all the lights run even at that hour
before in the morning whatever, and then you get up
here too close to where we work in Rockefeller Center,
and Radio City Music called is too my right, and
right there it says it's a night show and Neon

(01:43:33):
sign right over the doorway it says starring Jimmy Fallon,
and I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna be on
our show in three minutes. This is great, get to
work best so cool. I know New York City in
the holiday times and holiday spirit time is like it,
Nothing like it anyway. Who's on next? I'm addicted to guests.
Just call someone me.

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