Full Show: The Day We Had Jon Batiste

Who is on the $100,000 bill? We question a caller on her currency knowledge! Straight Nate is emotional over a list of reasons to be alive, and we have one to add to the list- Jon Batiste performing in our studio! Have you ever wished you could bottle someone's energy up and drink it? Because that's how Jon Batiste makes us feel in our heartwarming conversation with him!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The course of this program were pre recorded. Even when
he's completely hungover, he's full of energy. He's real. I
think he's great. He's got an amazing energy show. What
even when I'm hungover, I'm a great guy.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Wow, that really is, I guess a compliment. Okay, even
when he's at his worst, he's great, He's excellent. Anyway,
Welcome to what is this Wednesday? Oh my god, we're
roaring through the week. Good morning, Danielle. Good morning there,
Scotty Froggy's in his seat, High Frog, Good morning, Scotti.
Be at Master Control, High Scotty be. Hello there, and

(00:48):
there's a producer. Sam Gandhi is out today. She will
be back tomorrow, fingers crossed. So we have to get
to the day, and we will. We will get to
this day. Please promise me, we'll get to this day.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
We will.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right? Okay? Good Uh Danielle. What song should we
start the show with?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I don't know because whatever I wanted you guys said no,
So now scared me something.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I was kidding. Do you want to hear my back,
my my crack?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Whatever it is, we can save it for later.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, we'll play whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Danielle just playing it for later when more people can
hear it.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
All right, what else do we have in the hopper
when love takes over?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
What the hell we played?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh my own worst enemy? Let's play that.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
We'll play that, dame. What the hell? No one's listening,
according to Danielle, play it now. We only have one listener.
What what can we possibly real? Anyway, Welcome to Wednesday.
Let's have a show. Yeah, thanks for choosing that, Danielle
or my second choice?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I liked your your runner up. It was great. Anyway,
Welcome to the day. Our first caller of the day
online nine is Audrey. Good morning. Hey, good morning, Audrey,
good morning. Wait a minute, you you look you are
royalty to us. You know, we have so many important
people listening. We have teachers, we have doctors, we have nurses,
we have all sorts of people who are so important.

(02:15):
And you are a door dasher. You are loyalty. So wait,
so you're up this early door dashing? I mean you're
taking breakfast to people.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
My boyfriend works early in the morning, so I dropped
him off and then I turned on door dish.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Wow, this is really early. Well, I guess it's six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It is early, but I love it. Door dasher. She
even delivers her boyfriend. Yeah, so okay, what's next though,
I mean, is it breakfast? What are you dashing next?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'll just sit in and so I get bored and
then I'll go home. I usually just sit in so
you guys are done, and then I go home. But
I just d what I'm listening to you guys in
the morning. I texted him. I called, that's the first
time I've done through anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
A restaurant like that's the most popular or places that
people what are from the most.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Honestly McDonald's and Duncan Okay, love them both. Yeah, the
Popular Room, Well.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I love it. And you know what, people are so
so lucky to have you out there, like rolling in
on the streets and bringing in breakfast.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
You are a very important person, you.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Know, and I know your way up there and your
way up in upstate New York, but you know, feel
free to bring something down to New York City for us.
We're starving.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
My boyfriend's family reunion is the nineteenth and it's actually
anniversary in the city, and I'm going to meet his mom,
who lives in the Frank, Oh, you.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Got to meet the mom. That's that's a very important day.
All right, Well, look, you have a safe day dashing
out there, Audrey. What do you have for Audrey being
the first caller of the day.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
We've got a fifty dollars Windy's gift card, so she
take a break and get breakfast for herself for a chance.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, deliver breakfast to yourself from Wendy's.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I love. I've been trying to call and text.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You're here, You're here. You made it, you made it,
you made it to the top of the hill. Listen,
thank you, Audrey. You have a safe day driving around
out there, okay, and thanks for listening to us. And
there you go. No matter what you're doing in life,
you are extremely important dashing breakfast to people. I mean,
without that, where would we be? What do we do?
Before door dash? We had to make breakfast ourselves.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I'm telling you, before all these things insta car door
that I did, got it.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Let me tell you about the time I didn't even
have electricity. I'll get into that one day that really
revolutionized my revolutionized my life. Anyway, this is where we
usually would do. Three things we need to know from Gandi.
She is out. She's having a little procedure today, but
she's gonna be great and we'll have her back with
you tomorrow. So with that said, you guys ready for
your Wednesday. Okay, let's see what happens. Come on, let's

(05:03):
do it. Hey, I'm at sharing.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
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Speaker 7 (05:26):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, so I don't need you judging me, you people.
You know you know I have to wake up in
the morning and take a shower and brush my teeth
and come in to deal with you too, just like
you do me. I may have a hoarding problem with corn.
I just wish you would share.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah bad, you know that.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Then then you got to get new corn. I have
this thing. Every time I pass a farm stand, I've
got to roll in to corn. I have nine, count them,
nine cobs of corn.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Okay, so bring some in for the rest of us tomorrow.
I would love to do something with the cob, and
I am sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
That trying to bring batteries as well. I don't know
what to do. I need to cook. I need to
cook my corn. I'm gonna cook my corn. I'm gonna
bring you fresh corn tomorrow. I swear to you. I'll
get more corn today. That's what I would like. I mean,
because I think they pick it overnight, right like the
early morning after. You gotta eat it the day after
they pick it. But I have like two day old
corn in there. I'm gonna you know.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Have you ever done the thing like I saw on
TikTok where you put it in the microwave for a
few minutes or seconds and then you can just pull
the thing off of it.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh yeah, you pull the strings off everything.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I can't wait to try tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna bring your corn. I'm bringing fresh
corn tomorrow. But that means I have to go to
my corn retailer once more. Some people have drug dealers.
I have a corn dealer. Some people are addicted to porn.
I'm addicted to corn. So I don't know, So stop
judging me. I hear what you're saying behind my back
about my corn obsession. Uh anyway, I just love corn.

(07:07):
That's me. Well, let's move on. As you can tell,
I'm obsessed. But you know, just saw tang it off
the cob with little butter and salt and peppers. All
you need to do. Just let you know it off first, right,
you're not putting those those cobs of corn in a
front No, no, no, but you gotta cut it off
really close to the cobs. You can get some of
that corn juice. You gotta get the corn juice.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Can anything happen to you from eating too much corn?
Like if you have too much carrots you turn a
little orange?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (07:33):
No, Okay, let us know if.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Anyone would know, it's me. People are scolding me on text.
It's called ears of corn. I know. They're also called
cobs of corn. Yeah, the cob is acceptable. I don't
need I don't need people correcting my cob, my corn
cob language. I meant to block them all right, let's cut.

(07:59):
It's called kind I know it is. It's also called
cobs of corn. Get out of here. Wow, you're blocked.
Go listen to Howard. Yes, yes, scary?

Speaker 11 (08:07):
What I am?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
I crazy for never wanting to eat the corn off
the cob directly, because I feel like my cheeks get
greasy with butter when I'm going to cross and.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
It goes between your teeth. No, no, absolutely no, No, Alex
is the same way. He has to have it cut off.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
This yeah, okay, here, if you have braces, you have
to have it cut off. Because my kids have braces.
I had to cut all the corn off.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Because I couldn't, all right, because I've been judged before
by my own family.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
They're like, what are you doing sitting there with a
knife and a plate.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Now you're fine, You're fine, totally acceptable. As long as
you get that corn in your corn hole, you're good.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
All right.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
We got to go around the room. I'm gonna see
what's on your mind. We are missing Gandhi. She we'll
be back to morrow. If she's feeling fine, we'll check
in with her later today, make sure she's doing cool.
We'll start with you, Danielle, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
So my son had to get some blood work the
other day for school, and we're sitting there and I'm
waiting for that lady to say to me, Okay, sign
here for your son. Blah blah blah, and they never
said it. They turned around the paperwork and said to him,
sign here, and I go what she goes. He's eighteen, Like,
oh my god, how did this happen? How did I

(09:10):
let this happen?

Speaker 9 (09:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, he's signing his own paperwork. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Has he has he perfected his signature yet?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
He practices his signature?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Or you know what, Danielle, that was a ride of passage.
I remember being a kid. I had to start signing things.
I'm like, I want my signature to have a certain look. Yeah,
that's how he's doing that.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
He looked, but I couldn't believe it. I'm like, how
did this happen? How can he sign for himself?

Speaker 7 (09:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, next time he signed something, he'll be putting you away.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, that'll be my husband.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
He'll be putting me away. Send them both away signature
love you, love you mom, Mike. I know that's cool.
He's eighteen years old, Danielle. I don't know how it happened.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I know. Celebrate with a with a nice corn dinner. Okay, Hey, producer, Sam,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 10 (09:56):
So you're addicted to corn Elvis, And yesterday my husband
pointed out that I apparently am addicted to robes, which
I didn't know that was a thing. But I have six,
and he said that is a wildly above average amount
of robes tone. So he's requested that I donate a
couple of them, which I will do because I'm a
strong person.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
But I don't want to be How many robes do
you have?

Speaker 12 (10:16):
Again?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Six, that's a lot of rope.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
There's different textures, there's different temperatures. Some are like house robes,
some are plush after shower robes. I love my robes, man,
but I can't how.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Many rob How many robes do you have?

Speaker 13 (10:28):
Well?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I think one?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Actually I have two. I have a silky one and
then I have a heavy, like comfy one.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, yea, I have a Karaloha and I have I
have an Norwegian cruise line robe I still't and also
I have a it's an over fancy robe. I'm not
going to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I want to see that one.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, it was versa. It was given to me as
a gift.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Trimm down your robe by three, your robe wardrobe by three.
You're good, Hey, Froggy what's going on with you today?

Speaker 14 (10:55):
So, yes, you know, my son off the college and
we've joined this message board that's on Facebook and it's
parents who have sent their kids away and the things
they're being asked. These are the two that struck me.
Yesterday somebody asked their parent, do you know what kind
of milk I drank at home?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Wow?

Speaker 14 (11:12):
The second one was I have an open chip bag
but no clip.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
What do I do?

Speaker 14 (11:20):
Did you do anything for yourself at home to college?
Come on, now, those are fair questions.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Gotta be honest. I don't even know what kind of
milk I drank. What do I do? You drink milk
flavored milk?

Speaker 11 (11:36):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Hey, scary, what's up with you today?

Speaker 8 (11:40):
I just want to say hello and shout out to
our own Andrew. And he was just a very thoughtful guy,
because yesterday, in the middle of nowhere, I got the
most random text from him. He goes, Hey, my uncle
got his hands on a fresh salmon and we just
cutting it all up and I want to just stop
all your house and deliver some to you. And I'm like,
what ready, sushi gray salmon? I can just like put

(12:01):
it in soy sauce and just throw it in my
mouth and it yeah, and I'm like, I would love some,
but I was on my way out to dinner, so
I I you know what, it was the thought that counted.

Speaker 13 (12:10):
God.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
I wish you would have asked me today though, because I
got nothing to eat.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
But man, oh man, imagine that just what the most
random arbitrary text comes in.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
My uncle has a fresh salmon and we're giving it out.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't think I don't think anyone in my life
has ever said it to me. You know what, We've
got a fresh salmon packed.

Speaker 11 (12:26):
No, because I'll be over in ten minutes. I got
fresh salmon coming right up. And I'm like, I.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Love that I got it. Yeah, I would love some salmon.
Random salmon from your uncle. Let us know we all
want some. Hey, uh, straight night, what's up with you?

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Okay? I I think I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Trim it down to like three outfits that I wear
on rotation. I hate doing laundry. I have piles of
laundry everywhere. And then I started thinking, why do I
even need like a dresser or place to put the laundry.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'll just keep it in the dryer. And when I
need it, I'll just take.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
It out in the dryer.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't care. Who am I trying pressed? I'm married.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
You guys are like family. I got nobody left to
impress in my life.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
We don't care.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I don't care. You know what. I don't blame you.
I gave up. I gave up on trying to worry
about other people a long time ago. That's why I
own sixty five black T shirts.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I counted in the I like the new Simon Cowell
because we only had the black T shirts.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I only wear black T shirts. Did you see me
out of a black T shirt? That means I just
got really, really weird that morning.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
You got an orange T shirt on today? I'm like,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah? I know, because I got sixty five dirty T
shirts in the line. Oh well, anyway, do we get everyone?
I think we got everyone? Okay, very good. As you know,
we want to keep your summer fun, giving away two
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It's more than just a roll of paper towels people,

(13:49):
It's Bounty.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I used it in the car I poured I accidentally
spilled coffee into the cup holder, and I took the
bounty and I put it in there, and I left
it in there for a little while, and it.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Sucked up all the look at that. Bounty is so
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of Bounty paper towels, it literally changes the barometer readings
across the world. I don't even know if those two
are related, but it sounds good anyway. Twice more absorbent
than any other brand, cleans up spills quickly, even in

(14:20):
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Pick up anytime you want big daddy horoscopes. We're doing
those in a few minutes. You're doing them.

Speaker 12 (14:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What do you want to make now? Right now? Let's
spread the love. Let's make people listen for like ten
more members. Are we breaking way too early here? No,
we're doing fine. Let's take a break. We have horsecopes
coming out? Who will you be doing them with.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Though, bounty enthusiast daniel Manella.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
All right, absolutely, all right, we're gonna soak it up
in just a minute. Your horoscopes on the way. Also, Danielle,
your first report of the day on the way. What
do you have coming up?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh, we're gonna talk about a Dallas. She is also
doing gender reveals at her concert and Billie Eilish her
fans not so happy with her new teeth.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, we have a lot to cover all of that
and more on the way after this. Oh, it's the weekend.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Your what off is a black eyed peas?

Speaker 9 (15:22):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (15:22):
This is Sweeny.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Go mess with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (15:27):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh thank god. Today is National Tell a Joke Day. Okay,
it should be National Tell a Dad Joke Day. Those
are our favorites. Yeah, well do you remember the joke
I told you yesterday?

Speaker 11 (15:41):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I do? Okay? Go what is a sailor's least favorite vegetable? Danielle?
What is in froggy? What is a sailor's least favorite vegetable?
What I don't know leaks. Oh my god. No, okay,

(16:05):
let's change the day. It's not National Tell a Joke Day.
Let's make it national tell the dad Joke Day. Because
there is a difference. All Right, we'll get into that
in a few minutes. I know, I know, Danielle. Since
Gandi's out, you have a lot to do this break.
You're doing the Horose Coach with Sam and you're doing
your Danielle report. But don't invoice me for anything extra.
This is this is just part of the deal, part
of your deal.

Speaker 14 (16:25):
All right, let's hear Yes, what kind of tree does
the math teacher climb? What kind of tree does a
math teacher climb? What a geometry? How about Nate?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Nate falls over in laughter. All right, all right, daniel
your first list.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Right, Madonna's birthday, Steve Carell and Angela Bassett's birthday. Happy
birthday to everybody. Capricorn, Yeah, spend time experimenting in the
way you feel inspired to. Your day's a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 10 (16:57):
You're always happiest when you're learning, So take a paint
or cooking class today. Your day's of ten.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Hey, Pisces. When you radiate positive energy, extraordinary opportunities fall
into your lap. Your date is a nine air Is.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
You're trying to heal, but you keep living your traumas.
Integrate your strength with your healing. Your days of six Tars.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
You're feeling stuck. The limitations you are perceiving are the
limitations in your mind. Your days of.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
Five, Hey, Gemini, You're where you're supposed to be, so
stay committed to the path.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Your day's a nine, Hey, Cancer, You're ready for a
new kind of romance and mix it up your days
of seven Leo.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
If not now, then when take a chance and put
your heart on the line. Your days of six.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Virgo, keep an end goal in mind as you move forward.
Your date is an eight Libra.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
The opportunities you have attracted are completely intentional. Walk through
all of those open doors. Your day's nine Scorpio.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
The act of saying no will create space for you
explore your own.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Your date is an eight, and finally, Sagittarius. By focusing
on the best, you will quickly silence your critics. Your
day's an eight, and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Excellent. All right, oh Danielle, no no come back.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Shout out on you.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You got more to do. Pleas, get into your your
Danielle report. Lots of stuff going on. Where do you start?

Speaker 9 (18:04):
I will?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Drake performed at the key Of Forum in LA He
threw a used towel into the audience and a male
fan attempted to take the towel from a female fan
who caught it. Drake intervened, saying are you dumb? Why
would you do that? And he reassured the female fan,
I'm gonna send somebody up there.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, don't get a question. Yeah, who really wants a
used towel.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
With Drake's sweat on it? If you're a huge fan
of his.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Sweat and sweat, I.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Guarantee you If Diamond could have a used towel with
Beyonce sweat on it, she would take it. Yeah, Diamond, really, Diamond,
would you take a used towel with Beyonce sweat on it?
I'd take it just to sell it to somebody who's
dumb enough to buy it.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What do you do? Do you dip it in hot
water and make tea? I mean, I don't understand what
you did with the hused towel.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Can you take the DNA and then like you know,
clone them? Or something there is that. So Gwyneth Palto
did it, and now ask and Me Lacunas are doing it.
They're offering a one night's day at their beach house
in Santa Santa Barbara on Airbnb. They even promised to
be there to greet you upon your arrival. So it's

(19:12):
August nineteenth, that's the one night's day. It's for up
to four guests and booking opens today at one pm
Eastern time, so you can google that if you're interested.
So as Sharon did this the other day, Now Adelea
has done it, and a couple managed to sneak a
sign at the Vegas Residency asking her to do the
gender reveal of their baby. So she handed them the

(19:32):
doctor's letter and here's what happened baby. Yeah, this is
a new thing. A concerts ed. Sharon did it, Now
Adele does it. Oh it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
See what would pink? Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
She high over you with them.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, her color is always pink. It's always.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh, it always has to be a girl.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
So Billie Eilish fansy, They are not so thrilled about
her new diamond grills. Some fans are like, wtf did
she do to her teeth? Another one says, you look
dumb as hell, and then the third person said that's
not cool because that's black culture and she shouldn't be
doing that. And another fan said, oh no, this is
part of her new hip hop inspired look. So that's

(20:18):
what's going on. Who knows if she's going to keep that,
we'll see. So yesterday we talked about Paris Hilton and
her husband Carter vacationing and Maui during the wildfires and
how they seem to have just stayed there and continued vacationing. Well,
now she actually has done something about this. She cut
the vacation short. She is helping to aid relief efforts.

(20:39):
She's urging donations. She also personally visited a shelter to
find and provide some essential stuff for relief. So at
least she's doing the right thing now, So that's good.
What are we watching Riverdale? Big Brother? Super fan at
Shanaia Twain tonight? That's her fans dead versus heard on Netflix.
Of course, it's all about the testimonies there, and you

(21:00):
have the season premier ab at Home with the Furies
that is about heavyweight champion Tyson Fury and his family.
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
People are texting in dad jokes Danielle, Oh, okay, good.
What is a pirate's worst nightmare? What a small chest
and no booty? Oh? Where do pirates get their hooks
from a second hand store? Oh no, it's not.

Speaker 14 (21:33):
Okay, give me a better one. Why did the coffee
make a police report?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Why?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Because he got mugged? And of course we'll end it
with Laura, Laura. Why is Santa's sack so big? He
only comes once a year? All right, we gotta take
a break. We're back after this, I promise.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Elvis ol Tim is your ear hole? Danielle, you o
kayler boy Gandhi, dear god, it was like thinking's froggy.

Speaker 14 (22:01):
I'm sorry you're so sensitive starting your day.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Hi, carpool people, Elvis Duran In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
It's about time time for a Wendy's frosty. And on
frosty time, there's no room for email time or pointless
meeting time, dishes, Aaron's time, none of them, just time
for taking time with a rich, creamy frosty. So choose, wisely,
choose Wendy's.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, that's it, that's my name. Don't wear it out?
Is that like a dad phrase? Like, yeah, we're talking
about dad jokes now we have dad phrases like what
time is it?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
It's not for you to go to watch I would
always say to my dad, I'm gonna go to get
a haircut.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well did you get them all cut? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Alex is my husband, He's like the king of the
dad lines, like I'm gonna go take a shower. Well
this time, why don't you use soap? Okay, I don't
know where is it from? What does that even mean?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yes, scary to.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Whoever stole my depression medication. I hope you're happy now.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
Oh my uncle used to say.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
That all the time. All the time he did, I
hope you're happy. Now Here comes the uncle with the
depression medicine joke.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
What is today Friday?

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
It is all day, all day?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Thanks dad? All right? Line nineteen Emily calling from Cleveland.
We'll say hi, Hi Emily.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Hi, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It's like it's I think National tele Joke Day. We
changed it to National dad joke because for some reason
we're into them. Do you have one?

Speaker 13 (23:46):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (23:47):
I do have one.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Okay, what do you call a jalapeno in antarctica?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
What do you call a jilipino in antarctica?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
A chili pepper?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
As long as you as long as you preface it
by saying it's a dad joke, then you're allowed. You're
allowed to be as as awful as possible, because that's
the point, right Emily. All right, thank you, Emily. We're
worried about you. I hope you have a good day.
Thanks for listening to it. Oh so we already did
the Danielle report. What time is it? I don't even

(24:28):
know what time? Oh my god, it's almost seven o'clock.
You know, we have a guest coming in, John Batiste,
a Grammy Award winner. He's actually performing on our show. Like,
how do we how do we pull that off? How
do we get someone with a great voice like John
Batist to come in here and perform for us? Because
you are you Duran? No, no, no, I don't take
any credit for that. Do we have any corn for

(24:49):
John we need?

Speaker 10 (24:50):
Like?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Fortunately, you didn't bring any cobs for us. Okay, we'll
get into that. Later people are asking where Gandhi is.
Gandhi is out? She's actually can we talk about it?
I mean, is this she will you tell them, Danielle what.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
She getting her kidney stone removed today. So she's very
excited about that. So hopefully this is good that like
one of the last steps till she's gonna feel fantastic.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I know she's dying to work out and like live
a normal life. But they're not blasting it. A lot
of times they go in there and blast it with
lasers and things, but no, they're actually going in and
sucking it out.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I think because it's so big. She said that they
were afraid if they blasted it some of the pieces
might you know, get stuck places, so trapnel. Yeah, they
wanted to make sure they got it all out good.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Good. But yeah, she's been so we went on vacation
how long ago? Over a month ago, right, and so
she she got back from vacation and she's kind of
under the weather since then. She's been under the weather
since then a long time, and you can tell she's
at the end of her rope. She's like, I just
want to live. Yeah, she's done, daniel She wants to
live her life.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I talked to her this morning though she got to
the hospital. Okay, and she's good.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
So okay, good, let us know what you what you
find out? Yeah, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 13 (25:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Nothing? Have nothing Germane to the situation? Now what No?
You you said you want to say something yet no.
I think the moment passed and now the thing just
vanished out of my brain. So okay, well that's allowed.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I want to know who Germaine is.

Speaker 11 (26:14):
It's Germane.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's not one. He's one of the Jackson's, was it.
I think it's a different Germaine. I know there's also
songs Germaine, which is very French. All right, so whatever? Uh?
Moving on? Hey, what do you want to play? I
want to play something. Well, I got a quiz. Since
we're giving away money, how well do you know your currency?
And I know Scotty Bee is a big fan, so

(26:35):
Scotty Bee knows his currency. Once again, trying to cram
a fifty cent piece into our vending machine and got
stuck and it ruined it for everyone. No one can
get their peanut butter crackers three days a slot. It
should work, idiot, They they did they put a memo
out saying, do not use coins in the machine, use

(26:57):
credit cards and dollar bills. Yes, they have fixed it,
since we're good, okay.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And what do you mean he knows his currency? I
thought he only knewed two dollars bills.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
No, I know it's up. It was weird. I was
given change last night or yesterday, and there was a
ten dollar bill in there. You don't see tens a lot.
You see more fives, you see twenties. But and I'm like,
what do I do with a ten? For people?

Speaker 6 (27:22):
They still accept them, right, I mean, and they became
popular again because of the musical Hambleton.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I didn't even think.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, fifties are very elusive as well. Okay, so we
have ones and twos and fives and tens in twenties
and fifties and hundreds. Yes, there, and there's actually more
that actually works. But I haven't seen a one hundred
thousand dollars bill of late having made. Who's on the
one hundred thousand dollar bill? Do you know who's on there?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
Now?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Who's on there?

Speaker 6 (27:53):
I think I think Nate knows probably, Oh, I think
it was mc it, McKinley or Kenley, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I don't know. I never had one hundred thouars Woodrow Wilson.
I think was on one hundred thousand. Nineteen thirty four
was the last time they made one? Can you imagine
plopping that down? Can you can you break one hundred,
one hundred thousand thousand markets?

Speaker 8 (28:14):
It doesn't make sense when inflation everything going up, you
think now's the time they would be issuing these larger bills.
Why would you discontinue it all those years ago when
everything cost a nickel.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
They were they were made for bank transfers back in
the day. Yeah, yeah, I don't think normal like you
and me had one hundred thousand dollars bills, No, because
we just use credit cards now, scatty, there is that,
all right? So let's play a game, the currency quiz.
What do you know? How much do you know about currency?
Are we doing this now? Next? Breakdoons? Okay, well that's
the currency quiz music in the background. If you know

(28:47):
your currency, don't embarrass yourself now you really need to
know your currency. Call us now one eight hundred two
four to two zero one hundred. I mean, considering most
people don't even use currency, anymore. This is it's like
it's a thing of the past with so many people,
but we need to like stage sharp with our currency facts.
Thank you, Nate. We're getting into that with you coming

(29:09):
up right after this act.

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Speaker 7 (29:42):
Elvis Duran in the Morning of This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
You know what we take currency for granted. I do
believe a lot of people look at dollar bills and
five dollar bills as more than just something you spend.
They're actually pieces of art. I don't know if you've
looked at them.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
In is Elvis Terran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I don't know, Danielle. A lot of people were texting
in about the Yankees and the Braves.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I know, this is not the Yankee season, this is
not the Mets season, this is not a New York
season for baseball. Let's just put it out with But
that's okay. I still love my Yankees. What are you
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Okay? Yeah, all right, it's interesting. I mean I see one, two, three,
first almost ten people texted in your about the Yankees,
and they're all Braves fans.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
They could probably go for this. I think it's the
sweep today. I think the Yankees lost both games to them.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, yeah, okay, well, let's let's stay consistent, Yankees. Let's
lose that game today.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh let's not.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Come on, Are they in New York or Atlanta? You know,
I don't even know, See, Danielle, I could tell you've
given up on this season. You didn't even know where
they're playing or who they're playing.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I've been to a couple of games. They didn't win
a damn one.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
I'm like tell you one thing. They are back at
five hundred again.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Oop.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Sorry, okay, Mets fan, I would shut up over there.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, here we go. This is when the room gets
all nasty.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Definitely not your year either, there, honey.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
So there's that. Yeah, you think I'm failing, Look at you.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You're failing exactly. That's how I'm playing.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
We're about to get into the one thousand dollars free
money phone tap Gandhi. Yes, she is out today. You
are correct. You do not hear her because she's not here.
She is having a kidney stone pulled out of a
kidney today. I mean, what are you doing today? Really?
People asking how Uncle Johnny's doing. Uncle Johnny's doing great.
We took him up to Fire Island a couple weeks ago.
I had a great time with him, and I know

(31:35):
he's got another Costco visit coming up soon, probably this week.
He always says, can you get me a ride at
the Costcos? Yeah, So we get him a ride to
the Costcos and he gets his frozen shrimp and comes
home and makes dinner for everyone. What's up, Nate?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Back to kidney stones for a second. David Katz was
showing me a picture of his kidney stone that he
passed years ago, and it looked like a piece of granola.
I thought they were supposed to be clear.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
No, And that's I think that's why they hurt so
much coming out too, because they're all like Jack Jagget.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, Yeah, looked awful. I love you took a picture
of it. Well, it was massive. I mean it took
you took a picture of it in his hand, and
it was just I can't imagine that thing coming out
of my peele.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You think you can make a Christmas ornament out of it, like,
you know, like it was a little tiny one, looks
like a big one.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
But yeah, you got to keep in mind the size
of your you know, pee hole. You know you hear yoururethra.
If you want to get all technical about it, No,
it's got to hurt. Absolutely. I don't want to pass anything.
I don't want anything coming out of me. You've never
had one, no, nothing I know of I may I
may have one now, but it's not you know, we

(32:50):
may all have one. But if it's not bothering you,
it's no big deal, right right, Okay, I did tell
you about the time that my my penis vibrated. I
told you that, you know, it felt like it was vibrating,
and I looked it up and found out it's because
I had a uti had a urinary track infection and

(33:10):
it made it made it like it seemed like it
was vibrating. It was the weirdest sensation. Wow. Anyway, back
to what are we doing? What are we talking about?
We should be giving away money with the free money phone.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
Time googlely Penis vibrations right now.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Good? Okay, good, go down that rabbit hole. I mean whatever,
let's get into the free money phone time. Let's go.
Come on, you got any money money? You know? I
actually had a beautiful, crisp, clean Trio water last night
without vodka.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Very good, very good.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
That That raspberry lemonade is my favorite flavor. They also
have peach mango Trio. They have strawberry, They have coconut colada,
which I think you would love, Danielle, Oh, it sounds good.
The great thing about Trio it's fifteen calories and only
a gram of sugar, so there's just love sugar and
there's a dot of sugar in there to make it interesting,
but only a gram. So you know you're you're doing well.

(34:07):
You should give Trio a try. Trio you can fight
it at Amazon, Walmart, or wherever you buy your waters.
Trio is amazing, and we love the fact that the
people that are behind Snapple are also behind Trio, and
they're behind the thousand dollars free money phone tap. Thanks
to Trio, you're gonna win a grand right now and
a year's supply of Trio for the fridge. You can

(34:27):
drink it all year long. Be called at one hundred
and how to win it all? One eight hundred two
four to two zero one hundred. With that said, the
free money phone tap? Who does it? Scary, Garret, Let's
do it? Hit the button, don't.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
All right, Garrett. Yes, you know, we were just talking
about the iPhone a few minutes ago. How I run it?
And then I'm looking, Oh my god, the phone taps
about the iPhone? Yes, all right, So what's it all about? Well,
he wants to play a phone tap on his friend Mike.
Mike has been waiting for over a week now for
his new iPhone to arrive and he hasn't gotten it yet.
So I decided, you know, let me call Mike from
the electronics store that he purchased the iPhone from and
follow up on his complain calls of where his missing

(35:06):
iPhone is. Okay, sounds like it's an easy, easy thing.
We'll see what happens in today's phone tap with Carrott. Hi,
I'm looking for Mike gol Me. How you about please?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, this is Michael. Hi.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
This is Steve over at Lee or All I hope.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh my god, Hi, Hello, hold on this second turned
down two network. Oh my god, I can't believe you're
actually calling me. There's a person.

Speaker 15 (35:29):
Yes, Well, I see that there has been a few
calls to our company and a few emails sent from
your account. I just want to make sure we can
help you out in any way. So what seems to
be the issue.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, I I yeah, I've been trying to get a
hold of you guys for like a week now. I
was supposed to get my iPhone in like five days
ago and it hasn't come in.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
And oh wow, I'm so sorry to hear.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
That I pre ordered it and it was supposed to
come in and I haven't heard from Anyboddy, and I've
been calling and then I called eight and they told
me I had to call you guys, and you guys
man called. It's just it's just big mess, and I
don't know where the phone is.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right, let me check the records and see what
we have going on here. Okay, just please wait one second.
It seems to be that it was delivered last Friday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yes, and haven't gotten it.

Speaker 15 (36:19):
It was signed by a Christopher. It was delivered at
twelve thirty four.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Christopher.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I don't know it. Just you know, so it was
confirmed delivered.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
How can it be confirmed? I'm not Christopher. I'm Michael.
And that's my phone.

Speaker 15 (36:32):
Well, it was delivered to the address that we have here,
five twenty four fanw No, that's my old address.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's the address. It's on my naty account. I've moved
across state. That's not the right address address. Rights, it
has a different address, but I fixed that. It was
just too late.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Oh I oh is right?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Now where's my phone?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Well it is in Newark, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Like, oh Jesus. Then you have to give me a
new phone. That's that's what it is. I bought the
phone already and now you just have to give it
to me. Hold on, I'm burning something. Let me just
turn that off. Okay, you just have to give me.
You just have to give me a new phone.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Well, it doesn't work my phone for over.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
A week now. I gave my phone away on Thursday,
and because I was thinking that I would get my
new phone on Friday.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
You know, in the future, I wouldn't give away your phone. No,
I don't need your advice.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I need a phone.

Speaker 15 (37:28):
I don't know. See, we just don't give out phones.
You pay for them. So I could put you over
to another I could put you over to another line
and you.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Can talk to you.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, no, no, no, I've been online and on lines
over there. I finally got someone and it's you, and
you're a moron, and you're telling me that I don't
have my phone.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Sir, calling does not help the situation in this matter.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You are the idiot that gave my phone away to
somebody else. How can you allow somebody to sign for
something that isn't even there. It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Well, sir, it is up to you to update your
your addresses.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
He signed for it.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It is up to you to update your address in
the in the computer systems was updated. We don't make
many mistakes updated.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Do not give me that you obviously made that.

Speaker 15 (38:09):
I could put you in touch with another customer service.
We can have a phone out to you within the
next month or two two.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I can get you a black phone out in.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
The matter, I don't want a black phone. I ordered
the white one. I want the white one.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I can get you a black one at a discounted rate.
It is refurbished.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You guys can find Christopher whoever the my problem?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Uh, sir? Can you just repeat that last part because
your phone cut out on me. I'm sorry, Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
My phone just cut out. That's why I'm trying to
get an iPhone so that I don't have to deal
with this kind of thing. But obviously I'm gonna have
to deal with a lot more because you people don't
know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
You shouldn't give up your phone before you have a
new one. I mean that's like quitting your job without
finding you.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
No, No, I don't want.

Speaker 15 (38:51):
Plan it again, sir. I can't hear your phone's cracking up?
Oh hello, Michael, what actually Garrett from Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show and mist got phone taps?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Oh my god, hikey, Oh my god, are you going
whine in that?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Michael?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Who is this Mike? It's Hugh, Oh god, Hugh, I
hate you. I hate you. You know what I've been
through this week? Oh my god, so embarrassing. You you
owe me an iPhone. Oh my god, this is great.
I burnt my muffins. Thanks a lot, Hugh.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
There you go, another phone tap. Thanks, another way to
piss people off. Phone taps. Oh well, it's worth a
thousand dollars. Let's go talk to Amanda. Line six Yo, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda,
you respond, Amanda? All right? Please hold that was Amanda.

(39:52):
Amanda just okay, Hello, we're trying to we're trying to
talk to you. Are you there? You alive? You okay,
I'm good morning. Oh my god, you scared me, Amanda.
You were caller one hundred. You're just one one thousand dollars.
I'm glad you spoke up.

Speaker 16 (40:07):
Yeah, I know appropriate.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
It's fantastic. Sorry that it's weird because you you hear
saying hi, but this phone system makes it sound like
we're on the radio. Oh that's right, we are, but
you're there. I'm so glad you said something. Amanda. A
thousand dollars coming your way with a free money phone tap.
What are you doing today, Amanda? Tell us about all
the fun. You're gonna have what what's up?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I'm on my way to work right now, and I'm
going to salta dancing tonight.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
All right, that's.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Nice, that's cool. Is this a Is this a class
or something you just do naturally?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
It's a class. It's gonna try something new, you know what.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
I love that trying something new, you know what I think? Yeah, Danielle,
let's take salted dancing.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Love it. That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Oll listen, have fun salted dancing tonight. Hold on one second, Okay,
don't leave. A thousand dollars come in your way. You're
so welcome thanks to our friend Trio Trio Amazing water,
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(41:15):
of Trio. All right, let her know. What are you eating? Nate?
I gotta say, Danielle and I are on this craze
of overnight oats.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, oh yes, our spectacular which kind of those?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Oh my god, I put peanut butter in here, little
vanilla yogurt. Tell you I am a master with oatmeal. Seriously,
because you guys are in.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
My house on a weekend, you will be blown away
by me making oatmeal.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
He gets a good tips to get the oats just right.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I say what you want to say about straight Nate,
but he knows his oatmeal. I'm telling you this is
like that. You know those things that everybody's good at.
You just haven't found it yet. This is my mask.
You found it, I found it. Oatmeal's your jam, it
is my medium.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
If I'm like the Michelangelo of oat me congratulations that is.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
We're so proud of you. Daniel, You're ready to go.
He can please anything, anything but the oatmeal conversation. Where's
the Daniel.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
We're having trouble with this board.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
What's wrong with the board? Is it on fire? Burgers
on the board?

Speaker 11 (42:17):
We couldn't get Amanda on because of this.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
What's wrong with the board is this Wheatstone? Once again,
this is more disappointment. This this board is from Wheatstone.

Speaker 11 (42:29):
You know, It's just it's it doesn't respond right away.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
It decides to respond like you about thirty seconds after
you press a book.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I will see Jeff the Engineer's face right now, because
scary calls him in like it's you know, it's a
panic attack emergency. He comes in. The poor guy's trying
to set up the guests with the audio out there.
He comes in like, what what the hell?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
That's why we have Jeff Jeff Jeff is he's the
best in the business. That's why he works with us.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
The thing is, you canna imagine it is an emergence
because I mean, can you imagine a pilot trying to
fly a plane and none of the controls were Well,
that's what scary is going through right now, Jeff. The
breaks on the car and the car doesn't stop for
taking exactly. That's Daniel's like, And they're scary. It's just
freaking out over nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Because oh it's working now, that's what he said. It's working.
So Jeff's like, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Okay. By the way, Jeff is out there setting up
for John Batiste. John Batiste, My god, this new album
that's that's coming out. I want to hear it. It's
out I think tomorrow, but he's giving us a sample
of it live in our studio coming up in like
forty five minutes. I cannot wait, all right, So go
out there. And set up the John Batiste microphone. Scary,

(43:42):
is the board working now?

Speaker 11 (43:43):
It is?

Speaker 8 (43:44):
But maybe if he starts singing now, it'll make it
on the air by the time, because that's what's going on.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
There's a big way.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay, big ony, that's not good. Shut up, n just
eat your Oatmeil Alright, wheels are falling off this button
now and maybe even three minutes it'll work. Okay, don't
push it yet, all right, Danielle, it's all you, Danielle.

Speaker 17 (44:06):
We know you.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You're working, said do something please, so we all know that.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Jonah's brothers are on tour right now. Their second stuff
after Yankee Stadium was in Boston, and apparently Nick Jonas
fell into a hole in the stage during the concert
in Boston, like you know, they have like the little
production holes or like a little you know, it's a
little hole in the stage for different reasons.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And I think if you're doing a disappearing act, we
can use that like a magician exactly.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I think he was singing and he accidentally walked over
and like kind of like fell in. He gets right
back up and kept on going. I think he was okay,
it looks like he was okay in this video that
I watched, so hopefully nick is absolutely fine. So Nicki
Minaj is very excited. She released a snippet from her
upcoming album Pink Friday.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
Two.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Fans are excited and it is actually a trending topic now,
reaching the second highest trend on Twitter or whatever? Are
we still calling it Twitter or do we have to
call it X now? I don't have to call it twinter.
I can't call it X feel Free. The album is
expected to come out in November. It was delayed originally,
we know that, so we're excited that that's on the way. Finally,

(45:09):
Taylor Swift grabbed the number one position on the Billboard
Artist one hundred for the seventy sixth time, extending her
own record, So congratulations to tail Her Swift. And we
know that Harrison Ford's Indiana Jones character is scared of snakes,
but I'm hoping Harrison Ford in real life isn't scared
of snakes because they just found this new species of

(45:31):
snake in Peru and they named it after Harrison Ford.
I have no idea how to pronounce this, but just
know it's named after Harrison Ford and is a type
of slender snake that measures sixteen inches long.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Having wow is that to have a snake named after you?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yes, I think it is wow. Meryl Streep Oprah Winfrey,
my Be, Jordan Sofia Coppola there are set to be
honored at the Academy Museum Gala on October fourteenth. It
fundraises for the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures activities in LA.
There's education sessions, exhibitions, public programs, and Stram is gonna

(46:14):
receive the Icon Award, Jordan the Vantage Award, Friend Winfrey
will get the Pillar Award, and Coppola will get the
Visionary Award. In I know a lot of people are like, well,
wait a minute, award shows they're not allowed to happen
right now. But this has been approved by SAG after
on everybody that's on strength, so they're okay with that.
He just dropped the House of Villains trailer. If you
don't know what that is. It's a reality show with

(46:36):
all the reality stars that we've loved to hate over
the years, like Amaurosa, Tiffany New York Pollard. It's gonna
be going down October twelfth on Bravo Sci Fi and Usa.
I guarantee this is a diamond show. She's gonna be
very excited to watch this.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Well, look at it. It's a houseful of people with Yeah,
people hate.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
So how do you pick the one you hate the
least to win the prize because you went tow hundred
thousand dollars. I don't know, I don't know exactly. American
Horror Story dropped their first look at season twelve. A
bunch of creepy posters came out. You know, Kim Kardashian
is going to be in this one and that premiere's
on September twentieth, And this is cool Pink. She just
became the first woman to headline a stadium in Wisconsin

(47:17):
after playing American Family Field in Milwaukee, and she said
she is a little fiery ball of gratitude catapulting around
the world, trying to spread love and truth and the
courage to feel everything. We can feel. We love her.
She is so fantastic. And what are we watching? We
at Riverdale. We got Big Brother super fan Tonight gives
you Shania Twain fans. It's Depp Versus heard on Netflix

(47:38):
and the season premiere absolutely. The series premiere on Netflix
at home with the Furies. It is about the heavyweight champion,
Tyson Fury and his family, and that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Excellent. We are setting up for Jon Batiste to perform
just a little while, I mean thirty minutes. So excited
about this. Make sure you're listening because this is one
of those moments you're not going to get anywhere else.
So we have John Patiste coming up for you in
just a little bit and a lot more after this.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Good morning everyone, Now vis Dan in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I Heeartland on Roadblocks, welcoming Kelsey Ballerini for a limited
time head to State Farm Park for an incredible performance
of her single Penthouse, and a lot more. The show
takes place starting August eighteenth, seven pm Eastern Time. Visit
iHeartRadio dot com slash Iheartland and start playing mister even

(48:29):
when he's completely hungover, he's full of energy. He's real.
I think he's great. He's got an amazing energy.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Mister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I don't get that even when he's hungover, he's really entertaining. Okay, thanks,
I guess that's a compliment.

Speaker 12 (48:46):
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Hey, you know what we've been doing this show for many, many,
many years, and there are many, many, many moments that
have left impressions in our hearts, in our soul, and
I think we're about to experience another one when John
Batiste performs for us in a few minutes. I mean,
there are musicians and there are artists. There are musician artists,

(49:10):
artistic musicians. He's all of it. And he's got this
great spirit. And I'm not in the studio today, which
is kind of pissing me off. I wish I could
be there, but I heard he just walks down the
down the hallways in our in our in our radio station,
just saying hi to everyone, and there's this great energy.
You hear it in his music.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I mean you can hear him right now. He's warming up.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh God, I wish he could hear the flowery things
I'm saying about it. But anyway, his first album was incredible,
and now he has this new one that's dropping tomorrow
called World Music Radio, and he's gonna play a song
from there, and maybe he'll do a cover for someone
else's song. Yeah. But also there's a song that we
have in the system called Drink Water. He does with
John Bellion, who you know I love John Bellion. He's

(49:54):
another artist who I'm just crazy about. Hey, speaking of
people crazy about John Batiste. To line nineteen, we got
this great text from Jen. Hi. Jen, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (50:05):
Guys, how are you?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
We're doing well? So why were you texting in? Tell
everyone what we were talking about?

Speaker 12 (50:11):
I actually I heard you say that John was going
to be on today and I'm a big fan of his.
I'm so excited about his album coming out tomorrow. I
was actually reading wonderful things that his lovely wife wrote
about him last night before I went to bed. But
he is just such a wonderful musician and an advocate

(50:32):
for so many good things that I'm sure people aren't
even necessarily aware of. I'm a lymphoma patient, and I
know his wife has survived blood cancer twice and has
said that he's been by her side through wonderful things
and still makes this amazing art that gives so much
to so many And he's just a great person.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Wow. Is he hearing this? By the way? He is
he warming up? Warm?

Speaker 12 (50:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
He's missing that.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
We're going to play this back for him, Jen, because
I want him to hear this from here, so yeah,
I'm gonna play it back. And his wife, I believe
her name is Selika, correct, Yes.

Speaker 12 (51:08):
She, I mean all of her columns in the New
York Times.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I talked about it a couple.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
She's amazing, she in her own right. But anyway, the
two of them together obviously a very powerful, great couple.
And we're so honored to have John here performing for
us in a few minutes. And I'm hearing rumor, Jen,
he's not wearing any shoes. Is this true? He's the
shoeless shoe. Oh my gosh, I hope we mopped.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I don't trust this place.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, this place is nasty, all right, we gotta we
gotta check that out, all right, Jen, he will be
performing for us, so like in like fifteen minutes, I
guess something like that. Nate the producer asked, any question, Yes, okay, good?
Uh if you don't have an answer, no one does.
So John Pattista performing just for you, Jen. It's a
few minutes, so keep listening. Okay.

Speaker 12 (51:55):
Oh, thank you guys so much for all that you do.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh, thank you, No, thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
So, yeah, there's that's what's great about I hear him
out there.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Yeah, woman, opened the door?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, open the door? Is that? Okay?

Speaker 11 (52:08):
Can we cheats?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Hear from echoing down the hall?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Is good?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Oh wow, he's got like a major thing going on.

Speaker 11 (52:19):
How many yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
How many people did he bring in with him? Does
he have like an entire course with him?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
He's not a bunch of people with him.

Speaker 11 (52:29):
I don't know how many people are in a form
of posse?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
But how many people in a post?

Speaker 12 (52:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Entourage, I don't know. I think it's the same thing,
isn't it? Money? Posse seems more cool?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Six to eight people from a posse?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Wait, hold on, where'd you get that?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Should be distinguished from a vigilante group? May have ridden horses,
but do not wear badges. Six to eight people create
a posse? If you have nine, it's an entourage.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I don't know, Froggy, all right, I never I never knew,
like how many people are in a posse? Now we
know six to eight reading the eighteen eighties definition of.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
A posse, But if that's where the word came from,
we still go by that.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
There's got to be a more modern day definition of posse. Squad,
it's a squad. How many peop Daniel? How many people
know a squad me. Look, usually when Gandhi's here, she's
the one who's fastest at googling. I'm glad you have
your laptop today. How many people in a squad?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Seven to fourteen soldiers and it's led by a sergeant?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
What about a crew? How many people in a crew? Maybe?
Maybe John brought a crew of people?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
People in a crew? Somebody else? Is two people a crew?
A crew is made up of eight men.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
It's gonna be men.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
The rest are women.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Danielle, how old is your laptop? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
This laptop.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
I know we got to buy you a new one
because that one's going way way back in time.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Someone asked, is two people a crew? A cruise? A
group of people who have special technical skills who work
together on a task or project. A two man film
crew making a documentary?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yeah, okay, all right?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
A crew just seems like it should be more than
two though, like I wouldn't think of two people as
a crew, you know. Well anyway, so glad we could
have this conversation.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
John Batista is here with his posse, his crew, his
his entourage, his the.

Speaker 11 (54:43):
Other one quad, his squad.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Deep he is squad deep. Let's go around the room.
I almost see what's on your mind today other than
everything we just talked about. We'll start with a straight
and eight. What's going on? I actually texted myself something
last night. It was something really interesting I saw on
the intern and it's reasons to stay alive. And it's
just little things that you don't realize bring you enjoyment

(55:08):
because once you share those with us.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Okay, so there's a hundred, but okay, let's do all
of them. You're not gonna do all of them. The
first rain of autumn, stepping on crunchy leaves, meeting new friends,
fresh baked cookies, compliments from strangers, smiles, laughing, rereading your
favorite book, the white noise of a coffee shop, blowing bubbles, anniversaries,

(55:32):
finger painting and getting a new haircut.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
All these little things that you just take for granted
in your life. Just enjoy them. You know, we always
dress here, Nate, be aware of what's around you at
all times. And I think this list is perfect. I
wish you could share it with all of us. I
will find a way to share it. New dollar bills.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
You know, when you get a crisp crisp bill, and
it hasn't been used yet by anyone. Just think about
those little things that make life where living.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I hope you can find something better than a Chrystal
dollar bill. Okay, kissing, how about that, kissy, Yes, I'll
take kissing clean bed sheets? Oh yes, I love that. Okay, Okay,
are many things that we do take for granted. Why
don't you send that to Ali and she can post it.
Let make sure you give credit where credit is due. Hey,
what's up, Froggy? What's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (56:21):
So my sense of accomplishment so far today is yesterday afternoon.
The copy machine here in the station was not working
properly when I left, and like ought to be fixed tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
It wasn't.

Speaker 14 (56:30):
I took the time to go through the little guided
steps on the screen and I fixed the copy machine.
I feel such a sense of accomplishment today. The printer
slash copy machine is now working again. All is good
with the day. So whatever your sense of accomplishment is,
just take pride in it for the day.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
There you have it. It's true, copy machine repair man,
be proud of everything you do. Scary, what's up with you?
Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (56:53):
TikTok taught me.

Speaker 8 (56:55):
TikTok taught me another thing about pasta, how you can
make it in a more healthy way. You take a
half of an avocado, you put it in a dish
with some baking powder and some flour, and then you
roll it around and then you can make little pasta
things and submerge it in water. According to TikTok, you
have like fresh pasta and an avocado pasta, avocado flour

(57:18):
and baking.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Squash, pasta avocado, and you can.

Speaker 8 (57:21):
Put it in the You put it in the oven,
and you could make crackers out of it. Unless this
girl is lying to me, because you can't believe everything
you see on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Oh you can't.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Well, apparently you can.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
Apparently it's a thing.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
So so rather than pasta, you use an avocado. There's
no pasta involved, right.

Speaker 8 (57:36):
You use an avocado with with flour and baking powder
and you mix it all up and then you roll
it like dough. It becomes like dough, and then you
can put little thumb prints in it and make the
little ears.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
You know, I'm gonna try this. I love I love
avocado fries. Have you had those? You take something as
healthy as an avocado and you fry it.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
You put the Pinko the Pinco on it.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
So I'm in. I love the Panco. Hey, what's up there, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
So I learned how to clean my glasses properly. Like
you know, I've been ordering all kinds of stuff on
Amazon and sprays and whatever. Somebody told me, well, when
you're home and you have time, Dawn dishwashing liquid works
the best on your glasses. I'm like, you mean the
stuff that they take like the grease off the ducks
in the commercial and they're like, yeah, it save for

(58:23):
your pets, it's great for your glasses. So I've been
doing that every morning and I cannot believe how great
my glasses came out when I was using the Dawn.
So that's just a little tip for you this morning.
If you wear glasses, it's so cool.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
And I love how you say Dawn Dawn washing. Yeah,
they clean ducks and glasses. Yeah, very versatile. I love it.
And finally, Producer SAand what's up with you?

Speaker 10 (58:46):
This is your sign to take that leap and bet
on yourself. There's this really cute new store in my
area and it's like a home decor store. It's a
place i'd move into. I love it. I found out
the owner has absolutely no experience in business and owning
stores in Decor. She just had a passion and she
decided to undertake it. And she's doing great.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
She says.

Speaker 10 (59:07):
The store is doing really well. So bet on yourself.
You have to take that risk in order to succeed.
Who knows you might just do it.

Speaker 11 (59:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
You talk to any successful person in business or the arts, whatever.
They will tell you they've they've failed a lot more
times than they than they succeeded, and many things. Yeah,
you gotta you gotta get ready to fail. You gotta
fail up. Thank you guys, that was great. This is
usually where Gandhi gives us her three things we need
to know. She is out today having a kidney stone

(59:35):
remove from her kidney. There you go, have fun, full disclosure.
But she will be back tomorrow. I hear John Baptiste
out there warming up. Is he almost ready to go next?
We're so excited. John Batiste performing and talking to us
right after this.

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Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I'm almost I'm almost about to cry a little tear
of joy here, Danielle. Why because you know what, there
are some days we come in and we do our
job and it's like, oh, it's a good day whatever.
And there are some days like today when we have
a guest like John Batist who's about to perform for us,
yeah and talk to us. It's a whole different it's
a whole different Lefe. It's a whole different level of
day that we get to have when we get to

(01:01:03):
meet someone as incredible, as talented and deep as John Batiste,
and I've never I don't think I've ever met him,
and I'm I'm so happy that we have this job today.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
And Nay keeps saying, he's like this ball of energy.
He's so awesome, he's so kind to everybody, and he's
just you know, he's out there doing his soundcheck. He
sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah, it's totally up to him. Is he ready to roll?

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
I think he is. Yeah, yeah, I mean Nate says,
you can talk to him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
He's Hi, John, welcome to the show. Good morning. I
feel some energy coming out of that room over there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I tell you why we are so excited to hear
you perform, but also to talk to you. We have
so much to uncover and so much to discover with
each other. But I just let's just do it. Let's
do some music. You do you, John Batis, He's live
on our show. We're the lukiest people on earth right now,
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh my god, oh my god, that was amazing. That
was incredible. Tayter Swift would be so proud of that.
That's awesome. John, we got to talk to you. Is
he gonna come in? I mean, we gotta talk. We
got stuff we gotta talk about. That was amazing. Of course,
thank you for Sweet Nothing. That was what a great surprise,

(01:02:22):
right John Batiste. The album of course World Music Radio
out tomorrow. We're gonna talk about that. We gotta talk
about life, we gotta talk about energy, and just so
great to have him here.

Speaker 7 (01:02:33):
Fly from the Mercedes Sans Interview Lounge.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
You have no idea, you have no idea what gift
you have given us and our listeners today. Thank you
so much, John Sparkly, and I love you. Yes, indeed, Wow,
you know what we knew today would be special. But
I wish I was there in the room with you
right now, but I feel like I am. You were
just incredible. Thank you for coming in today. Thank you,

(01:03:00):
thank you, my goodness, Thank you so much. I'm glad
to be here, and I must admit I do have
a tear in my eye. I got one when you
first when you did rain Dance, and then when you
did Sweet Nothing. But also last night, just to kind
of brush up on all things, Jon Batiste, I went
back several years and I watched a CBS Sunday Morning

(01:03:21):
Interview with your wife Seleka. Oh, yes, and you. I mean,
it was just an amazing story. And you have so
many stories going on in your life and you share
them with us through your music. That's one way. How
are you doing? How is it being Jon Batiste today? Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:03:37):
My goodness, Well, overall, I'm blessed. I'm so grateful to
be alive. Life is beautiful, y'all. Let's just you know,
just be in the president. It's a beautiful thing to
be here and alive and breathing. I'll picked that song
sweet Nothing, because it reminds me of my wife and
our relationship, and it's so incredible what we have been
able to build to kind of protect ourselves, to insulate

(01:04:02):
ourself in the wildness of the jungle out there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
And it is a wild jungle. And I tell you,
there are so many people listening who are in relationships
right now, John, who haven't figured out how to cross
that bridge quite yet. And sometimes it takes devastation, as
you and your wife went through with her cancer to
make you get it. I mean, why does it take
that to make us finally understand what life is all about?

Speaker 18 (01:04:26):
Because when you're about to lose life. You see life,
you're living life, and you don't always see it. You
don't always see it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:35):
Man.

Speaker 18 (01:04:35):
It's something about the closeness to the veil that reveals
all that you could be leaving behind. And that's something
that I have learned in such a deeply profound way
in the last two or three years. And I knew
that before. She struggled with this in the past, but
recently just we've been known each other since we're twelve

(01:04:57):
thirteen years old, so is knowing that this could be
it really puts things in perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yet yet if we don't go through it ourselves, it's
not one hundred percent believable until you do go it
through with yourself. And hey, you know what, another thing
I love about you, And you're gonna just you're gonna
walk out of here thinking, oh no, if he's been
buttering my biscuit all morning. Look, I tell you right now,
I'm born and raised, born and raised in Texas. We

(01:05:25):
spent a lot of our time in New Orleans on
the street and the streets of New Orleans, along with
our best friends and Satan lives there too. We know
that you definitely you definitely have that New Orleans vibe
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
We're just about to say the same exact thing that
he just when he walks in the room. I'm like,
he is New Orleans. This is cool.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
You're a one man parade man. You got it going on.
I can't help it. You know.

Speaker 18 (01:05:46):
Growing up in New Orleans was like growing up in
a place that is uh, it's an amusement park, of
it is. It's so much stimulus, it's so many things.
I didn't know that it was not like everywhere else
in the world until I left. I started touring and
I started seeing the world, and I was like, Wow,
that's a special place.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Wow it is And what is it you miss that
you have to go back to experience again in New
Orleans something people who've never been there will never really
understand until they go.

Speaker 18 (01:06:14):
Well, I started cooking, and I started actually posting on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I cooked.

Speaker 18 (01:06:19):
If you want my recipes, forget the music, the recipes.
Check this out. The red beans and rice, yep, oh,
my goodness, the best.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
You like it spicy, though, don't you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:06:29):
Of course, Well it's it's flavor. It's not the spices
are important. But I don't want to burn my mouth
so much. I can take the heat, but I don't
always do that. But I did make some hot sauce
this weekend. I made some hot sauce, my very own
and it's and it's it's gonna be great to taste that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
And my red bean recipe. I love that. Yeah, we
red beans and rice with a little side of hot
corn bread alopin or corn breads. No, I know you
from the South. I could put my skulled on. I'm good,
I'm good. You can do it, John. Let's talk about
this album. Tomorrow's day, right, it drops tomorrow. World music radio,

(01:07:11):
And when you were doing rain Dance, I was thinking
world music. And sometimes you remember record stores you could
go to like a record store and they had a
world music section, and I was always drawn to that section.
I don't know why. Maybe you can explain it to me.

Speaker 18 (01:07:25):
It's so much that we think about when you're talking
about world music, and it just needs to be expanded
because you think, oh, anything outside of the United.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
States or Europe, and it's the rest of the world.

Speaker 18 (01:07:39):
But there's so many sa myriad of beautiful cultures and
rhythms and songs and traditions and then imagine that in
a pop context on an album today in twenty twenty three,
twenty four. It just to me that was such an
incredible artistic proposition. I'm just like vibrating with the frequency
audo right now. I'm just thinking about when I first

(01:07:59):
started a year ago. I was like, Oh, this is
what is happening. This is what happened, this is what's
happening in popular music already. Let's just make the document.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Wow. And you also brought some really cool people along
the journey with you. I mean, yeah, you got Lena
del Ray who you've been working with. You worked with
her before if I recall and Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne.
That's my god.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Now, I know you've known like Alana, right, but how
do you get hooked up with like a Lil Wayne?

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Lil Wayne? Believe this?

Speaker 18 (01:08:31):
And New Orleans is a connection actually going back to that,
the seventeen ward in New Orleans is where he grew
up and I grew up for my childhood three minutes
away from each other, right where he's older, but he's
were close to the same age, so we were probably
around there at the same times. And something about being

(01:08:52):
from Louisiana. There's a deep brotherhood. There's something about his spirit.
Forget the collaboration. Just when we met it was like
it was magic, the chemistry immediately and we got some
stuff in store. It's amazing that, uh you know, we
were able to do it on this record. But there's
some stuff. Just keep stay tuned. It's crazy, crazy, It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Is it cray? It's cray? Yeah, scary scary. Give us
a little way.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
But your leg on the top, girl, and your hands
on the toilet like a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Lot of it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Okay, okay, thank you, thank you man. That game. Bro.
Look I'm telling you I'm sorry about that lollipop. That's
a good song. And also there's someone else that you
worked with who also just worked for Jonas Brothers and

(01:09:48):
we've known him for years. John Bellyon is, in my opinion,
one of the most talented musicians and artists out there.
And so you have these friends you're skipping down the
yellow Brick road with right on this new album, and
it's this collaboration and all the all the the energy.
It I can't wait they crack it open and heard
the whole thing. I haven't heard the whole thing I'm
sure goodness, look well, we can make that happen.

Speaker 18 (01:10:10):
But when this record comes out, I'm just so excited
to share with everybody. I put all of my artistic imagination, emotion,
and life experiences up to date and to this album.
But you know the thing about John Belly and that
song rain Dance that we just played, We did that
song together, and it's amazing what you can do when

(01:10:31):
you have people who think limitless, they think uninhibited about creativity.
There's no genre we're not making. We just want music
that has that frequency that just goes into your soul
and just connects to that part of yourself that in
a child, that thing that just is like wow.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
We all have it in there.

Speaker 18 (01:10:49):
Some we need to reawaken it, others are familiar with it,
and everybody in between. I'm just like, that's the thing
about all the folks that collaborated with, they were open
to just being open and being limitless.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Let's talk about that. You know a lot of people
are listening right now who are not artists. They're but
they're doing they're they're doing the world lives. They're doing
their lives and they're doing their thing. How can we
all be limitless. Hey, this is this is a lesson.
We should all walk away and study. I do believe,
and in your opinion, how do you tell me who
I'm not an artist? How to be limitless?

Speaker 18 (01:11:24):
There's no mistakes, and there's no such thing as failure.
That's the first thing. Failure is an illusion. When you
step out and you try to do something and it's
not what you intended to do. You don't die, nothing happens,
but you you start from there. If you never stop,
failure is an illusion. Literally, if you don't stop, failure

(01:11:47):
is an illusion. So then what is that breed creativity?
Because if you don't fail, and that's not even a
real thing, then you're just making things and you're learning,
and you're making things, and you're learning and you're making things.
You everybody is in art is everybody's creating in some
way every day, even if you don't call yourself an artist.
Even when you're talking, you don't know what you're going
to say in a conversation. You meet the person at

(01:12:08):
the gas station, or you go in the supermarket, you say, hello, Hi,
do you know what a lettuce is? Okay, thank you
so much. Believe it or not, that's creativity. Thank of
creative ways to start saying hello to people.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
You know, you know, instead of just asking what do
you think of this weather?

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:12:28):
Yeah, you know, do something in the waters. We've got
a lot of stuff like that. You know, when you
say hello, wizam, whay yeat way as is my favorite.
I say that all the time. My friends say where
you at is like a hello, but it's also philosophical.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
It's like where are you where? Where? Yeah? Way? Yeah?
I love that's great, that's it. Rather it's a hello,
you're actually curious about how they're doing, you know, like
what are you thinking? Where do you? What are you
loving right now? And the weather rather than how's the Weather's? Like, gosh,
if I could chop up this weather and snorted, I would,
it's so beautiful. So painting pictures with the words you're right,

(01:13:07):
We as human beings, have defined what failure is for
some reason. Sometimes it's you lose your money, sometimes you
lose your job. But no, we we gotta be kinder
and gentler with ourselves about failure or whatever we think
failure is.

Speaker 18 (01:13:22):
That's right. A setback is not a failure. Setbacks happen.
Things happen that make you feel like, oh my goodness,
I'm wiggling. But then you get to a point where
you setten yourself up to move right on forward again.
So it's all just it's a vacillation between back and
forth on the axis of life. That's all we're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
And don't you think if it becomes so too easy
to you, you really don't appreciate it as much.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Oh yeah, I had to.

Speaker 18 (01:13:50):
I had to fight to sit in this seat, I
tell you that. But in general, I think that's the
best thing. The comfort zone of a person is a
dangerous place. You got to get into a place. Even
with music. I don't like the music to feel what
the musicians are too comfortable. I like there to be
this unexpected quality to what can happen. Even if we're
so tightly rehearsal on TV band, bam band, we're doing

(01:14:12):
the thing. Still, let's leave some room for the creative
process to breed some decisions that we have to make
collectively in this moment.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I love it. By the way, if you're just turning
us on, make sure you listen on demand later to
hear the beginning of our conversation with John Batiste. And
if you want to learn more about his music, you
can go back to We Are, which is one of
my favorite albums of all time. Hello, I mean, I
mean you walked out of the you walked out of

(01:14:43):
a room with some statues from that album, if I'm
not mistaken.

Speaker 18 (01:14:46):
Oh yeah, we had a good night, baby, Yes you did.
But now we're talking about World Music Radio, which is
out tomorrow. Without giving way too much or give it
all away, where are we going? What kind of journey
are you taking us on? In a world music radio?
This is an album. This is an album. This got songs,
singles on it, all kinds of songs. You could rock

(01:15:08):
the song, repeat and do that, but this is a journey.
You listen to this thing from the top to the bottom.
It's an hour and seven minut hour something like that.
Basically you get this journey is a movie in that
time span, and you can create such an incredible place
in your life for this music. I truly we tell
it it. One of my mentors told me, you gotta

(01:15:29):
make music if you can and you're inspired to, and
it's not contrived, it's authentic. Make music that people can
fit into all of the different functions of their life.
As a friend. But to listen to it with your grandparents,
you listen to it with your kids. You can listen
to it driving in your car. You could listen to
it if you want to be with a million people
dancing in the stry or you mis listened to it
by yourself, you know, just creating we I think I

(01:15:52):
finally started to tap into how to make that kind
of music that is just like and it's authentic to me.
I didn't compromise or do anything against my artistic values,
so that was a win for me. But in general,
I thinks this album is a friend to you. That's
what I'll give you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Wow, I like that. That's what Danielle think about what
we do for a living. We are We're in the
friendship business, right, and so your album is a friend.
And by the way, we had a caller call in
and we had her on the air while you were
warming up outside. You did not hear this call. I
don't think no, I think we have it. Did you
hear a little bit a little? But I didn't really

(01:16:29):
get a chance to we were warming up. Yeah, And okay,
so I'm going to play it for you. This is
Jen who sent us a text you have the call
scary playback for John.

Speaker 12 (01:16:39):
I heard you say that John was going to be
on today, and I'm a big fan of his. I'm
so excited about his album coming out tomorrow. I was
actually reading wonderful things that his lovely wife wrote about
him last night before I went to bed. But he
is just such a wonderful musician and an advocate for

(01:16:59):
so many good things that I'm sure people aren't even
necessarily aware of. I'm a lymphoma patient and I know
his wife has survived blood cancer twice and has said
that he's been by her side through wonderful things and
still makes this amazing art that gives so much to
so many, and he's just a great person.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Wow, there you go. That's what they're saying behind your back. John,
I thought you should know what evil things you're saying
about you behind your back. Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:17:28):
That's so beautiful. That's it. It really means a lot
to me. Thank you so much for sharing that, and
thank you out there. I send my love to you.
There you go, Nicole is online nineteen. Let's let's take
it one more call because people and texting. We've got
so many texts coming in for your John we'll go
to Nicole. Hi, Nicole, say hi to John Patti.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Hi, Hello, excited day.

Speaker 16 (01:17:58):
Yes, and I'm from the East Sonswick, New Jersey. I'm
currently waiting for the train to come to the city.
I worked on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Wow, that's great.

Speaker 18 (01:18:10):
Yeah, which musical where in Broadway?

Speaker 16 (01:18:14):
I worked on all of them. I'm actually a talent agent.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:18:19):
Yeah, so you you've all met.

Speaker 17 (01:18:23):
Plenty of my clients over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yeah, Nicole, what are you getting? What kind of energy?
What kind of vibe are you hearing on the other
side way down there in East Brunswick, New Jersey?

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
What kind of energy?

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:18:37):
Just the typical Central Jersey you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Know, the Central Jersey energy. John Baptiste energy. What are
you thinking? What a great guy, right, you.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
Know he's got I mean that New Orleans flavor which
he was just speaking about. John, You're just such a
special artist. What you bring to your music, the messages
and obviously talent is just so beautiful and that sounds
very often, especially your style. So I just think it's
you're such a unique artist. I loved listening to you

(01:19:12):
and I'll tell you this is actually a funny story.
In the middle of the pandemic colds was using your
sunny side of the street.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:19:22):
And you know it was the middle of the dog
days of the pandemic. I was sitting at home all.

Speaker 17 (01:19:26):
The time, and every time that commercial came on, it
just lifted my spirits.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
A commercial of all things, yea, of all things. Here
he goes. When our guests just whip it out, you

(01:19:56):
can say you have whipped it out on Elvis, Durantchak Nicole.
Thank you so much. You have a great commute in
and I can't wait. I'm on Broadway too, down at
the Panera bread store, Nicole by Nicole. Have a safe
trip in. John. You know another thing you did not

(01:20:17):
hear us say behind your back. And I was talking
to Daniel about this. We've been doing how many years together.
It's moments like this, it's days like this that really
really make us love what we do for a living.
And you know, we're so blessed the gift that you
that you give without even knowing you're giving them. John,
It's a mountain of gifts. And we thank you so much.

Speaker 18 (01:20:38):
Oh, thank you so much for having me. And wow,
what an incredible thing y'all have created together truly. Well,
it feels incredible to be here. I must say thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Hey, but we're gonna have to say we'll see you
next time. But I want to play another song. I
think I have another song from the album do We
Drink Water? Oh we Okay, here's the thing. Now, I'll
give you a funny tidbit about this this. I think
you did this with John bellyon. Yes, yes, he's singing.
That's the chorus. I love him, you know, we love him,
We love you now right now, here's the thing. I

(01:21:11):
have a production. We're gonna screw up your your art
and hear me out. At the end of the song,
there's like a like a five to eight second piece
of silence, and then the song resolves.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Yes, you see on our show because of whatever we're doing,
if we have more than five seconds of dead air,
it starts playing commercials without his control again, So that'saz
we had edited out the silence. There's like a little
blip of silence, So we kind of screwed with you
our little bits. But no, it's a different context. I
get it. Wait, another context, baby, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
I wish John could bottle whatever it is that gives
him this wonderful energy in this positivity, and we could
all buy it and drink it every morning. That's fabulous.

Speaker 12 (01:22:00):
He may.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I think I had some last night. I don't want
to get into it, but we're feeling fine today, John Battiste.
Of course. The album is World Music Radio. It's out tomorrow.
You heard rain Dance already, and now here's another song
called Drinkwater. John, you always have a seat at our table.
We love you. Thank you so much for coming in. Hey, Hey,
here's drink water. Push it up.

Speaker 18 (01:22:23):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning shows.

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
In the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Is that possible to get high off a person? I
feel like John Battiste has left me a little high.

Speaker 11 (01:22:36):
I'm high totally.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
What a great drug he is, He's fantastic. Well, you
know what we were talking about during the song there,
we're talking about great people, and we need more John
Battiste in this world, right, Daniel, we're talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Gosh, if I could bottle that and take a drink
every morning, dad be a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Just an awesome guy exactly. So we need to find
more John battist out there and give them my microphone
and go here. People need to meet you. His album
again is out tomorrow. It's called World Music Radio. If
you want to go old school with him. We Are
is the album John Batiste came out with several years
ago and he won some Grammys from that five.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
I wanted to ask him where he keeps his five
Grammys that he won.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
He needs to come back. We've got more questions, more
questions like how how fast will he come back? Was
it we get soon?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Hope soon? Yeah? Yeah? I never want him to leave.
What's up? Scary?

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
I just find it so fascinating how you could feed
off somebody else's energy like that and totally flip your mood,
because he literally took everybody in this building walking on
this floor at this time just and put them in
the most exhilarating mood ever.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
You see it, You see it in our whole We
feel it right right may.

Speaker 6 (01:23:46):
The best guests to me are the ones that ask
about you, you know what I mean? Like I was
standing out there in the hallway with him, trying to
get some prep from him to talk about during the
interview us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Where are you from? What's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
I love peple like that? That they're more interested in
you as a person than they are as a performer. Well,
let's just think about about interviewing people. It's an it's
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
Yeah. If I interview anyone and they come to the interview,
it's a relationship between the two of us. And it
so happens. We're saying out loud with a microphone in
front of us. And he is a great person that
relationship with Again, John Battiste can't say enough about him.
Love him. Let's get into some sound with Garrett. Garrett,
all right, what's going on. Let's keep the positivity going. So,
I don't know if you watch the Basketball Hall of

(01:24:31):
Fame induct she's over the weekend. Dwayne Wade was inducted
into the Hall of Fame, and he gave a message
to his dad, who is also named Dwayne Wade.

Speaker 9 (01:24:40):
We had the same exact dream and we carry the
same exact name, Dwayne Tyrone Wade, to know we hustle
all the way to the Basketball Hall of Fame is
God's will.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
So, Pops, I.

Speaker 9 (01:24:55):
Know your need is a little sore, but will you
join me on stage as we take rightfle step? It's
a basketball have him?

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
All right?

Speaker 15 (01:25:07):
Now Denzel Washington has the equalis Or franchise. I don't
know if you've seen him. I've seen the first two.
Cannot wait for the third one, which comes out September. First,
he is the guy in a movie that I would
want to save my life. He's one of three. It's
it's Denzel Washington, Liam Neeson and Tom Hanks. Those are
the three guys I would want to save my life. Yeah,
all right, but but listen. Listen to this trailer of Denzel.

(01:25:30):
He's like that calming pilot. You know when you know
how the pilot speaks to you, you before you take off,
ol Ladies and gentlemen. That's him talking to bad guys.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
Whatever it is you and your friends do, do it
somewhere else. You're warning me, I'm preparing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Is that a time?

Speaker 15 (01:25:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
It's a that's the median nerve that I'm compressing. That's
a level of three.

Speaker 12 (01:25:53):
Police found multiple dead bodies on that farm in Cecily.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Do you kill him? Well, I look like a killer? Okay,
so calming Like by the way, we are celebrating didn't
celebration day?

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
So happy didn't celebration everyone? Yes?

Speaker 15 (01:26:11):
And equal wiser three in theater September first, and then
finally Lionel Messi down in Philadelphia last night with Miami
taking on Philadelphia. Listen to him scoring a goal, still
going deep breath.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
You know who would do really great? John Bettiez would
be a great announcer. I would all right turn him up. Okay, goodbye,
tired by the way, go back to didn't celebration day?
What movie are we seeing again? Equalizer three a partner
of ours, by the way, need to let you know

(01:27:05):
and thanks for bringing that to us. You're a good American, Garrett. Yes,
take a break. We're back right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
What the hell do we.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
Do for a living? Mister ran in the morning show?

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (01:27:15):
It's Gary Jones.

Speaker 8 (01:27:16):
I'm trying to turn everyone on to this drink. I've
been trying this summer trio. We've been talking about it
during our free money phone tap every morning, and the
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Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
With real fruit juice.

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
This is going to be your go to for a
healthy alternative to a lot of those sugar packed drinks.
Trio is all natural, organic and it's a great way
to hydrate. And I'm excited because it comes from the
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(01:28:01):
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Speaker 7 (01:28:08):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Hey, I gotta play this new song for him from
fifty to fifty featuring our buddy Sabrina Carpenter. You know
this song isn't even out till Friday, but they gave
it to us early to give it to you as
a gift. So I'm gonna play that in a couple
of seconds, but not yet. Scary says, I need to
waste time for two minutes. That's a terrible way of saying.

(01:28:31):
Let me rephrase. It's what you said, Daniel. Is that
what he says, waste? He don't play the song immediately.
You need to waste a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Why don't we talk about what he just did? He
just ate lobster rolls from another radio station, and then
he was figuring out how much the lobster rolls cost.
So how much he had to eat to get like
a really good amounts worse?

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
I'll okay, So you had to walk down to light
FM to get a lobster roll? How much did that
cost you?

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
For me?

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Free ninety nine, free United ninety which say.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
How much those lost the roles?

Speaker 11 (01:29:02):
I mean, lobster's expensive.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
So lobster roll costs about twenty twenty to twenty five
dollars a good?

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
How many did you eat?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Two scary fifty dollars worth of lobster?

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
So Nate said he had to do at least seventy
five dollars worth.

Speaker 11 (01:29:18):
Don't take I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:29:19):
If you see something that's really expensive and expensive food,
you consume more of it because you feel like, I'm
never gonna have this again, I know at these prices.

Speaker 11 (01:29:28):
Yeah, no, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Did you take a baggy home?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Like a no, I'm not taking any home. It's lobster,
you know. Lobster used to be a poor man's food.
They used to they used to feed it to the
prisoners because it was they were so bountiful, and they're like, oh,
the cockroaches of the sea faded to the prisoners.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
What changed that? Do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
They became less abundant and then they started to become
more expensive. Okay, that's why Scarry went all the way
to light FM to get two fifty dollars worth of
lobster roll. I gotta get my fill and now I'm
it was extra good because, by the way, let's give
him props. I mean this Barbara Corkwan, she actually invested
in their company because of Shark Tank. Yeah, cousins Main Lobster, Cousins,

(01:30:10):
Main Lobster. It's one of her success stories, one of
her many success stories.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Very nice.

Speaker 11 (01:30:14):
Yeah, shout out to time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Okay, look, we wasted two minutes. Now we can move
on with our day. There you go, So not out
till Friday. But they gave it to us early to
play for you. This is fifty to fifty and Sabrina
Carpenter with Cupid. Listen to this crazy you've heard that before,
of course Cupid by fifty to fifty, but that is
the one you've never heard, featuring Sabrina Carpenter. That's the

(01:30:39):
difference today. So no, you're not nuts. We are. We'll
be nuts for you and we'll be back after this.

Speaker 7 (01:30:47):
Joined the conversation by texting fifty. Standard data and messaging
rates may apply. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
About time time for a Wendy's Frosty. And on frosty time,
there's no room for email time or pointless eating thime dishes, arnds, thyme,
none of them. Just time for taking time with a rich,
creamy frosty. So choose, wisely, choose Wendy's