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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Are you guys ready for it?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I listen to it every morning when I'm driving to work.

Speaker 4 (00:06):
They're getting larger.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I just like all of them. They're all really funny
due on the horse and roads. I hear you just
finished an extreme workout? Is this true?

Speaker 5 (00:20):
Oh yeah, I got up this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Uh my wife s apprised me with something in bed
and it wasn't breakfast.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Elvis Terran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
As we rolled into Food News Thursday, here we go,
Well this sounds good. Let's just play this all Ryan,
you know, let's not do a show. Let's let's just
listen to music today. What's that smell? I smell something?

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What's that smell? Did you put some lotion on?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
It might have been. What did the smell? Peach? Like
a peach Bllini?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You're a little peach blini hand sanitizer.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
Okay, I'm in anyway, Welcome to day.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It is Food Newstairsay, Froggy, are you ready for your day?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I am so ready, Elvis Thrand, but I do not
have a countdown quite yet.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, well we'll work on that. Good morning, Danielle. It
is Gonde Producer sam Is here. You're Sketty Scotty b.
Where is Scotty Scott?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Good morning, Hi Dived. How's she doing today?

Speaker 8 (01:21):
She's great today?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh fantastic. Well, you know, we got a day ahead
of us, crazy crazy storms rolling through New York City
last night, so we thought we were gonna die.

Speaker 9 (01:34):
God this begun.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I felt good all right, end of the day. Our
first called him today is our friend Penny from beautiful Doylestown, Pa.
How you doing there, Penny?

Speaker 10 (01:45):
I am great, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
How are you doing well? Doing well? So tell everyone
what you're doing today. It's a very very uh well,
interesting day for you at cool.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yes it is.

Speaker 10 (01:55):
I am advising incoming freshman to Lasallius, and I also
run the co op and internship program in the business
school at the university, so I'm the person who sends
you people for your internship.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I love that. I love that.

Speaker 10 (02:14):
Gonna mold the minds of the next generation.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh God, is that what we're doing with our interns here?
We're correct.

Speaker 10 (02:21):
I think that's what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
We're corrupting the minds of the next generation. But here's
the thing, So your freshmen are coming in for the
first time today, are we really that deeper into summer.
Is summer almost over.

Speaker 10 (02:34):
So it's their orientation. They get their school schedules, they
might meet their roommate here, and then they'll be back
actually in five weeks, which is crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Wow, this summer sad.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know, we ought to do just gonna screw with him.
I should. I should hop into one of the dorm
rooms and just sit there and wait for someone to
come in and make them think I'm their roommate.

Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yeah, the funniest thing.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Hi, No, mister in Nice, I'm your ones night now,
I thought i'd come to school. Well good, I'm loving
what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Penny.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's all up to you. The future of the world
depends on you and your students. What do we have
for our friend, Penny. Penny's gonna get that fifty dollars
Wendy's gift card for the five dollars biggie bag. It's
on the way, Penny, And thank you so much for
what you do, and thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 10 (03:22):
Thank you and have a great have a great day,
and hopefully it's cool down today.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, yeah, we're hoping for that. Hold on, don't hang
up there, you go, there's penny Like I always say,
there's a million stories listening to our show right now.
Actually ten million. How many million are we down? We're
down to like three million? SI, we it was a
million a day. Anyway, Just get into the day. You know,
our friend Jamie's coming in. She has a new book out.

(03:49):
It's all about training that dog. We need a dog
trainer in the room today. I don't we need to
apply everything she does for dog training to people training.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Is it possible that would be good?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah? I bet it's possible. Think it through, all right,
into the three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's
going on?

Speaker 8 (04:06):
All right?

Speaker 11 (04:07):
President Biden has tested positive for COVID nineteen. The White
House said he tested positive following an event in Las
Vegas in which he was not feeling well. He was
forced to cancel an afternoon speech before a Latino civil
rights an advocacy group. Officials say the President is experiencing
mild symptoms and will return to Delaware, where he will
self isolate. All Right, we talk about this all the time.
Renting and owning a home right now is crazy, no

(04:29):
matter which way you do it. If you rent, it's expensive.
If you buy a home, it's expensive, but some areas
are better than others. Apartment Advisor's new study revealed the
most renter friendly cities in twenty twenty four, coming in
at number one Raleigh, North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, the other.

Speaker 11 (04:44):
Five Huntsville, Alabama, Oakland, Oakland, California, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Her Acrone really bad too. Really, I'm hearing you're in
Acarine right now. Sorry about that, back to you.

Speaker 11 (04:57):
And finally, NASA is planning for life after the International
Space Station.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
NASA is contracting.

Speaker 11 (05:03):
With SpaceX to develop a de orbit vehicle to bring
the ISS down gently into the ocean when it's life
span ends in twenty thirty. The vehicle will execute the
last week of de orbit burns as the ISS goes down.
NASA plans to transition to using private companies to operate
space stations after that.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
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Speaker 2 (06:11):
Elvister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
You know, from time to time we have this conversation
about you know, if you're driving to work or walking
through the park and you see something weird, You're like,
how did that get there? If you find like one
shoe on the side of the road, like, how did
that get there?

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Or whatever?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
So today Gandhi and I ran down to the kitchen
to get our morning coffee, and right there on the
floor in front of the doorway that goes into the
kitchen is a bloody napkin. Oh how did that get there?

Speaker 8 (06:43):
And what happened?

Speaker 12 (06:44):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You know, I walked around it, I gave I gave
it a wide berth. I don't want to get near
it because I don't know where that bloody napkin's been.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
I know, right right outside the kitchen too.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And so you know we're in there getting coffee and
Gandhi says, oh, so last night I went to the
whatever and I'm gonna stop, just stop for a second.
Put that on hold. Can we go back to that
napkin out there? Where did that come from? Why is
there a bloody napkin?

Speaker 11 (07:12):
And then we asked every single person that walked by,
is that your blood?

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Is what?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
I wonder? What did happen? Did they cut themselves in
the kitchen or did they come into the kitchen with
that blade?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Here we go, it's now time to go through the
list of what ifs or what did I don't know,
We don't know.

Speaker 13 (07:30):
We got to figure this out. Yes, Nate question what
did it look like it had been stuffed in an orifice?
And I say that okay, yes, so maybe it fell
out with it without them realizing.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Maybe it was up their nose or in an ear
and I better still there, go look at it. I'll
go check it out.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Was it like twisted like some shoved it up their nose.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, it wasn't nose because there was no blood on
the twisty part. I don't think further.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
They don't touch it, don't.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I have a question. What was it bright red or
or was it like a dark or like it had dried?

Speaker 11 (08:02):
It was, it was dry, but it wasn't like that
brown color. It was definitely still red.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Right in typical iHeart building fashion. It's probably been there
for hours, yeah, because that's what happens stuff like that.
People drop stuff like down on the floor here and
no one picks it up for like a day.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, we're always wondering what happens around here after hours.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Don't remember that staircase that goes to the floor above
that thing had stuff in it for months.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I think some of it's still there.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
There's like a light fixture that broke, and it's just
been sitting there for at this point a year and
seven months.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And there was there were masks from the pandemic. Yeah
on the floor.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh yeah, still.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Like well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I don't know what's going on here anyway, So I'm
wondering where the bloody nampkin came from.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I hope whoever it is is Okay, I hope we
just call Scooby doing.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, Okay, you do that. We'll wait here while you
call Scooby Doo. They'll row the mystery van up to
fifty fifth Street.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Here it comes down.

Speaker 11 (09:00):
Know, we have a whole news department down there. We
should go ask them to get on the case.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's probably one of them bleeding because Newspeople bleed a lot.
I'm sure they're bleeders. It bleeds, it leads, I know.
I don't think that they clot that well. Anyway, So
we're waiting to hear from Nate. It's a it's a
little bit of a distance. I feel like we're gonna
have to sit here and wait for a second. Anyway,
we had this crazy I'm just not small talk crazy
storm roll. Oh he brought it back with him. No, man,

(09:25):
why did you bring the dirty napkin with you?

Speaker 7 (09:27):
I don't want to have it in the room kitchen.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'll be washed sick. It's very stiff. That's a stiff
nap that's blood. I think that's the Dunkin logo.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
That's the Dunkin logo.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
He's right.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Squished.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I don't see any blood. Well, he's still it's still
twisted in a way that scares me. It looks like
it has been up someone's nose.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
You need to wash it.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
You're using Those are ice tongs.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Those are not from the from the ice machine tongue.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
No, No, that's a scoop. Okay, I'm pretty sure that's
the dunk. Thank you for not using the ice machine scoop.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yeah, that was jammed up.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, don't do it in my trash can. I don't
want it in here. It's not biohazardous. We don't know.
We don't know that.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
You know what's invisible?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It's not.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
It could be all over that thing or other things.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Gosh, Scotty b didn't have that one. Is that your napkin, Scotty?
It is not my napkin. I dispose of things properly. Okay, next,
Mike off, We move on. Why did he bring it
in here?

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Oh God, something wrong with Nate anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
There's a lot wrong with that boy.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
We need to make sure he doesn't just put those
tongs back in. I could see him doing it anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Moving on, See, this is the right turns it off.
Here's my problem. They say in life, you and I
say too. You need to be more aware of anything
and everything around you, not you know, for safety's sake.
Well that not only for safety's sake, but just to
be aware of the world. Yeah, so you can fit
in and understand how things are working around you. But
I think I got to turn that down.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
No, you need to shut yours off. Yours is on overdrive.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm noticing too many things that are just gross, like
Icky Napkins.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
Yeah, but he comes into the studio and he's like,
there's a shadow. Where's the shadow? Why is that happening?
What is this black thing? Throw it in the trash?

Speaker 9 (11:25):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (11:26):
He just comes in and sees everything, the speck of dust?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I get a little a little crazy. It's
this old man's psychosis thing. All right, let's get into
a horoscope producer, Sam, What you had for dinner last night?

Speaker 14 (11:37):
Ooh, last night I made a veggie risotto and my
arm is killing me. You got to stir that thing
the whole time it's cooking.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
If you do risotto the correct way, you've got to
keep on stirring and keep adding that hot liquid. It's
usually worth it, though, it's always I love a good
mushroom Risotta. That's why I put in it all right?
Who you doing your horoscopes with?

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Froggy?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right?

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Frog?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
If you celebrated birthday today, you're a celebrated with Vin Diesel,
Prianca Chopra, Kristen Bell and Wendy Williams Capricorn. Take today
to get some mental clarity on your emotional life. Your
day's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 14 (12:10):
Your goals might feel impossibly far away, so break them
into small, bite sized bits to make it manageable.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Your days of.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Seven Pisces, it's time to let your gut instincts lead
the way for the work you want to do. Stop
making it harder. Your days of six wary.

Speaker 14 (12:23):
Sometimes friendships will be more a source of responsibility than pleasure,
but don't give up on the relationship.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Your days an eight Taurus.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
You are most successful when you stay centered and calm,
so remember that when you feel triggered today. Your day's
a nine Gemini.

Speaker 14 (12:37):
It's tough to trust whatever path you're on is the
right one sometimes, but all you need to do right
now is show up.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Your day's an eight cancer.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Study something new to advance your career, and take vacations
that are spiritually focused.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Your day's of six, Hey Leo.

Speaker 14 (12:50):
Sometimes making way for the new means letting go of
the old. Ask yourself what you can rid yourself of
your days of five Virgo.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Make sure you actively take some time out to recharge old.
Never not feel busy. Your day's a nine Libra.

Speaker 14 (13:02):
If you hold onto something too tight, you might just
lose it. Your day's a seven Scorpio.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
It's time to focus more on positivity. You've been swept
up in all the negativity lately. Your day's an.

Speaker 14 (13:12):
Eight and finally, Sagittarius. The potential for your growth is huge,
but will require stepping into uncharted territory. Your day's a ten,
and those are your Thursday morning Horisto. What happened Daniel six?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I love it?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
That's a child what. Don't hold on to something too tight?
You might lose What is the What was the thing
about squeezing something too tight?

Speaker 14 (13:35):
It was a libra Horisto, Yeah, Libra, if you hold
onto something too tight, you might just lose.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
It to you, like you squeezing something on your body
to side.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It falls off, Daniell.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
She really lost to the side, Like, oh no, God, Why.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Let me ask you a question? There is this, this
level of psychosis in this.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Room in general or today just I think we're.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
All losing it. I know, I am, and I know
this one daniel loft it months ago, years ago. We
have the serial killed her over here. I pick up
one bloody napkin, the big whoop. What's scary?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
You know?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I got to say that way that we got scary.

Speaker 15 (14:21):
Ever since I've been taking Lion's main mushrooms, I've been
going the opposite way.

Speaker 7 (14:25):
I feel grounded, I feel good.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well you're not now, You're You're just as out there
as ever.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
I'm very sorry.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
What do you have coming up?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Is justin like about to be a stay at home dad.
And I love the relationship between Thomas rhtt and his wife.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I saw that video they posted.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
So cute. They're so cute, all right?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
That and war coming up with Danielle if she's still
here and not let out in a straight jacket.

Speaker 16 (14:54):
God, this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I
love it, el Staran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
So we're about to get into Danielle's first report of
the day. Hey, so Danielle was a true New Yorker
yesterday went out to Coney Island, to Luna Park, the
home of the Cyclone God, a world famous all wooden
built roller coaster, and that thing has been around for

(15:23):
a long time. Yeah wait, yeah exactly, and it beats
the hell out of you when you ride it. I
mean you bounce around and I've every time I've been
on the cycle, I have bruises the next day. I
kid you not.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
There's a sign that says if the the smaller person
should go in first, because I guess you don't because
I guess the bigger person pushes against you. Well, Danielle
did not read that sign until after the fact. She
went on with her big son and he, yes, beat
the crap out of me. But my favorite part of.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
This he didn't beat you. He was just bouncing on you, right.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
It wasn't his fault.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
The bar.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
It says that you'll if you watch videos on the cyclone,
you realize that you can fly out of the seat,
not out of the car, but like you know, you
kind of get lifted exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That was the best part of the whole road photo.
So the bar, the bar keeps you from falling out,
but it also adds more bruises to your legs.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
It was awesome.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
As as we're flying down the track, I'm like, whoa, whoa,
my goodness, like so much fun. He went on at
ten times. I went on it once. He went on
at ten times. It was and Sheldon went on at
a bunch of times. It was so amazing. The ride
is fantastic. People just go to Coney Island to ride
the Cyclone.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, it's real famous. And now hold on it. Keep
in mind it was built in nineteen twenty seven.

Speaker 8 (16:42):
Yeah, dear god.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
It reaches sixty miles an hour and it's all wooden
and it's like it makes all this noise. You're not
We're used to these new high tech Oh yeah, smooth
sailing roller coasters. This thing is made of steel.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Oh yeah, it's not smooth.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
This thing is like brim.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I mean it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You know, you need a pinball machine. The ball comes
down and like having like bounces off things and then
you hit it with a That's like what it's like
riding in the car on the Cyclone. You feel like
a pinball.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Was awesome.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I love and them.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
I'm like, this is I'm like, this is all cool.
I'm flying.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
I was.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
It was so awesome.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
How often do they perform maintenance on this.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Let me tell you twelve years, a lot of rides
that they were doing, they were doing some maintenance on
and then they opened them later on in the evening
to make sure. Oh they're very, very very safe over there.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I checked the termites.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Yeah, okay, it's.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
But we went on.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
So there's a lot of new rides there too. And
we went on the log flume and I got absolutely soaked.
It was crazy, but it was so much fun. And
I had a chicken cheese steak and fries and we
walked the boardwalk and you know, they were people, you
know that we wanted to take pictures with.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You were then and freaks out.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I don't know if they have that anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Oh no, they used to have a guy that would
come over and eat a light bulb but in front
of you. And you know people that put the put
stuck swords, swallowers and they put things down their nose
and it comes out there.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
But there was one guy who was taking a lot
of pictures and he was dressed he had all piercings
all over his body, so people were taking pictures with him.
But other than him, I didn't really see anybody maybe
the weekends is maybe is different on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Which tiniest woman wasn't she was not there.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I looked for that show where you could see like
the sheep with five testicles, like I didn't see that,
but you know.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's not a show anymore. What they can't charge money
for that anymore because everyone over there that's five testicles.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
They used to have a show where you could come
in and you can see the lamb with like nine legs,
and then you would go in and see it, but
they don't have that anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I think, you know what, I think political criatness has
totally shut down those sorts of things. Yes, Nate, that
was gonna be my question.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
Isn't that frowned upon now?

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Like the bearded lady maybe like that, so that doesn't
happen anymore.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I could be wrong. I could be wrong, and maybe
it is a weekend thing because she went on a
week night. I don't know, Okay.

Speaker 11 (18:53):
I feel like some of the things I used to
call freakis are just normal now though, like a bearded
lady or just somebody who was at the time they
would be like, oh, meet the fat lady, Like what.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Meet the Fat Lady. It's crazy exactly.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
I mean to Walmart.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
That was Nate that said that.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
If you want a fun day out, Cony Island is awesome,
and Luna Park is awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Luna Park, Luna Park is They redo it a lot,
but at the same time, it's living in the past.
It's really wild how they held on to their heritage.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
He there, I go, there's old and there's new there.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
It's really and your son road the cyclone ten times?
Did you check him for puncture wounds?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
I know, because every time he'd come off, he go
bye and he Go'm like, Okay, I loved it.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's into that, huh, I love Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Let's get going on, all right, so let's talk about
the Emmy nominees. Congratulations The Bear broke the record for
Emmy nominations for a comedy series with twenty three. Carol
Burnett became the oldest female with an acting nomination nine
and she's ninety one years old. Congratulations there. Ryan Goslin
got his first Emmy nod for hosting the episode of
SNL that featured the now infamous Beavis and butt Head sketch.

(20:03):
Also a five Emmy nominations to The Beckham Show. If
you haven't seen that yet, you really should. It was
fantastic And the Emmys are happening on September fifteenth, so
July twenty six is when we're gonna get Deadpool and Wolverine.
Ryan Reynolds was talking about how when they filmed the
first Deadpool movie in twenty twenty sixteen, he used his
salary to pay the writers. How awesome. I hear so

(20:27):
many great things about Ryan Reynolds and that he's such
a great guy, and you know, this kind of proves it.
He also revealed that he did not think Deadpool would
be a hit. He says that he also recently sat
down and watched the R rated Deadpool and Wolverine with
his nine year old daughter and his mom. He says,
I'm not telling everybody to do that, but we did
have a good time and it was an interesting experience.

(20:48):
So yeah, So is justin Timberlake about to be a
stay at home dad. The rumor is that Jessica Beal
is looking so friggin hot and she's feeling sexy, and
according to in Touch Weekly, she wants a chance to
go back out there and do some more acting. And
he you know, once his tour is over, he's supposed
to be the one staying home and she might be

(21:09):
the one going out to work doing the acting roles
and stuff like that. So we'll see if it happens.
I'll keep you posted. I don't know if you follow
Thomas Rhett on Instagram, but he and his wife Lauren
have the most adorable relationship.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
You know.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
His new album About a Woman is all about his wife,
and they have this competition going on right now where
they have vinyl covers of the albums. He made one
of the covers and she created the other, and they're
trying to see whose cover will sell better. And if
she sells more, then he has to wear the colors
of her favorite football team and vice versa. So yeah,

(21:42):
so that's what the end. They're just so cute. They
just have the cutest relationship. I love them. So if
you get a chance, follow Thomas Rhet and his wife
Lauren insta.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, so I I don't want to be that guy,
but they come across on social like so much fun
with each other. Yeah, lots of smile, kittting around each other.
Are they like that when the camera's off, Well.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
They always wonder that's they have been honest about the
fact that you know, they've had issues in the past
and he would work, he'd work too much and she
had to sit down and have a talk. So you know,
they're kind of honest about it. But okay, I feel
like they what you see is what you get with them,
all right, because you.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Know, Alex and I would take photos of in video
of us having fun when the cameras off. Oh, it's
just it's sheer. Hell.

Speaker 11 (22:25):
I do always think that though, like so many couples
who just always are posting about how amazing their relationship is,
I'm sure some of them really have an amazing relationship.
I think the rest of them are lying to us
and themselves.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I mean, you have to have crappy times. There's no
way you can have happy times and not crappy times.

Speaker 11 (22:41):
Of course, I feel like if you're one of those
people that like your couples, you're a couple of them
or whatever you would call it, is the center of
your social media.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
You owe it to us to tell us about your
fights too.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I need to know what's up frog.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, I agree on und percent. If all you ever
do is post how great things are and we're here
and we're there and we're doing this, we're doing that together.
Then when things are really bad, we deserve to know
that too. Well, you're not going to know those damn it.
But when you stop posting the good, I'm gonna think
they're bad.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
So I don't want to know my bad. Stumma, No,
you're so you're not gonna know anything. What else you
got to go?

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there are eight really young athletes sixteen and seventeen year
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He's a track star, he's sixteen. He is in Freakingsane.
So just watch for the younger ones because they're really

(23:33):
amazing too. The series premiere of Those About to Die.
You've got Cobra Kai sixtees, a premiere of Cobra Kai tonight.

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Speaker 16 (24:20):
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Speaker 1 (24:34):
So you know, having having a dog is just the
best thing in the world. Having two dogs can be sheer.
Hell uh you know this right, Frog? I mean, but
they bring so much joy into your life, without a doubt,
without a doubt. My friend Jamie and her husband John,
the Possham University is in Paul Awesome. They they are

(24:56):
just excellent trainers. So Jamie wrote a book. I think
it's more about how the dog is going to train you.
We'll get into that okay anyway. But her story is
kind of fantastic. She's going through a lot of stuff
in her life and at the same time wrote a
book Babies Everything, dogs, whole thing.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Anyway, they're here, we're gonna talk about the book. I
want to sell some books. I want to help her
sell some books because I love how they train. Unfortunately,
when we met them, it was during pandemic, so we
were limited, and then they would come over and we'd
drink and we'd never get anything done.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
We had so much fun though. Anyway, Oh, did you
read me the biome? They're here right, Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
They have I know.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
No, I'm glad we have those gates.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, we didn't bring the gates train the goats. The
name of Jamie's book is uh, well, yeah, we'll talk
to her about it in a minute. But she also
talks a lot about what it's like having having babies
and dogs at the same time, because that's that's a
whole difference.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh yeah, can I would think the dogs are very
protective of the babies.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
We'll find out. So they just recently got into this
big nine acre farm. They got goats and pigs and
they rehab animals. That's amazing everything you love ye, I.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Love this and I love them. I had fun with them.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, they're very fun. Anyway on the way, So we'll
get into that in a minute.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Also, we introduced late in the show yesterday two new connections, Gandhi.
Just you just whipped these things up. You're pretty good
at this. Thanks, you do a good job. Four pieces
of audio have something in common. I'm just gonna run
the real quick because we don't have a lot of time. Here,
here we go. Here is connections number six out of

(26:39):
all the ones you've done this many this week?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Yeah, this week?

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well okay, here's connections number six.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Crazy, even though you show me real, that's just the
way it is.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I must make a suggestion. Shouldn't we tell them who
that second artist is? I don't think anyone knows.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
I think people know who that is.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I don't think they do.

Speaker 8 (27:24):
I guess I think they do.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
You do I have a guess?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
You have a guess on who the artist is?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
No, no, no, I have a guess. They all have
an A in their name. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Do people know who she is? Really? Yeah? I mean
I know they know who she is, but that song
I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (27:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, yeah, that was all right, okay, all right, okay,
then I'll leave it alone. Okay, that's that's one of them.
Here's another connections. We got dueling connections. Oh wow, okay,
what are these four pieces of sound have in common?

Speaker 17 (27:55):
Cure sky cacure skyful stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
They have something in common?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Do you know what it is? All right, hang on
to that. I guess we can try to guess in
a minute. How are we doing this? Okay, so make
sure you're listening all morning. Four hours. We'll get to
that in four hours.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
And we played these really late in the show yesterday
so that our boss could hear it. He said, oh
my god, these are so difficult. But a lot of
Texters got them.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah, people know the text got them, all right. I
guess they know who that artist is singing that stupid,
stupid song. We really don't have sky full of Stars
in your system. What are you to order it?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
What is it with?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
iHeart? We have great music one minute. In the next minute,
the computer just poops it out. Who's pushing the poop
it out button? All right? Well, how long does it
take to order it? About seven eight minutes? Are you
kidding me? Takes a little bit. It would have sounded

(29:19):
so great to play that song right here.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I tried to get that answer the other day on
why do these songs leave the system? Is it a
case of they haven't been played for so long or
what it is? And nobody can answer that on what
happens while they're there one day and gone the next.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
All right, well, anyway, those are your two connections today,
and people are already starting to text in their thoughts,
so we'll get to that in a little bit. All right.
Just because Jamie has a book out about dog training,
et cetera, does it mean if you're dogless it's going
to be a boring time. We're gonna have a great

(29:52):
time with Jamie. Also, I truly believe the way you
can train your dog is the same way you can
train your guy. Oh okay, I think you're can apply
all of these these these rules to training your guy.
I'm just saying, okay, something to think about.

Speaker 8 (30:10):
Reward him with cow penises.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, okay, I would sit up for that. I would
play dead for that. Whatever you wanted to do. All right,
hang on, We've got lots to do. Hey, what's up?

Speaker 5 (30:21):
This is.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Justin Bieber here, Hi, This is Elton Jump, this is
Britney Spears.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Elvis in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2 (30:46):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
All right, this is gonna be fine. I'm glad you're
listening right now. My good friends Jamie Kappanetta and John
Cavanana are here. You're both capeantas right never, I never knew.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
You.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Got to figure that out. Sometimes you'll different names. Anyway,
we met each other during pandemic. Yeah, Alex and I
decided to adopt a pandemic dog and we're like, oh god,
this is not working out. Remember we had I had
Allie at the house for five minutes after we landed
from adopting him, and I was just we got to
take him back right now. I remember that, how do

(31:21):
we meet you guys? And Alex and John became first
friends on Facebook. So that's how it started, right, So
he said, so you guys became friends because you're trainers,
and he's like, we need you or.

Speaker 18 (31:34):
What happened I think him and I became friends on Instagram,
like way before COVID, just over like animal things like
zeus stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh yeah, Well, so we had this dog and Ollie
was just nuts, right and where we don't know what
we're doing. And we had this other dog, Max, who
was great. He's just justicorn dog. Yes, set you up
for failure, I know what that is. Yes, So thank
god Alex had reached out to John earlier and then
Jamie and they all during COVID they would come over. Yeah,

(32:07):
we'd sit outside socially disconnected whatever the hell used to say.
I'm so glad those days are not. And we started.
We would sit on the screened import floor and we
would together just kind of train the dog and it
was just a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
It was.

Speaker 19 (32:24):
It was, and I think for you, I think it
was a little eye opening because a lot of it
was not the physical training. It was more talking about
your lifestyle and what this looks like and what you're
struggling with him, and and how that kind of pans
out as a family versus sit stay and come.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Right right, sit stay and what what chapter in the
book is that one? Anyway, So Jamie worked her ass
off to write this book, and then the story behind
getting it done is very interesting. It's called Stop Training
your Dog, and I said, you got to come on
the show and talk about it because you and John
your lives are so relatable beyond training dog. Well, let's

(33:00):
start with stop training your dog? Yes, why do you
call it? Stop training your dogs?

Speaker 19 (33:04):
So I wanted a decently catchy title for you to
be like, wait, what does that mean? And really the
meeting behind it is stop training and start teaching. You're
trying to force all of these things, but you're not
understanding that the lack of connection that you have with
your dog is actually the problem either. Now, this book
talks about a lot of emotions, so in the very beginning,

(33:24):
I'm like, listen, if you're not ready to tap into
your emotions, put the book down.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Because this is you're not gonna like it. Wow, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 19 (33:30):
I tell people there's a lot that goes in this
and it may hurt like it may hurt you where
you're like, oh wow, I mean I'm actually the problem,
and not in the way where other trainers will tell you, Oh,
you're not being alpha, you're not being the leader, you're
not being rough enough on your dog. They're taking advantage
of it. That's albs, none of that actually exists in reality.
It's if you aren't understanding and being empathetic for your

(33:52):
dog and knowing their struggles and putting that all together
and saying okay, getting curious and saying, my dog is
acting this way because and what can I do to
avoid that? But also how can I fix their trauma?
How can I fix the negative attention seeking? Because that's
for a reason. You know, you mentioned the other day
the girl who came on, she talked about her her

(34:14):
Italian mother, and she just kept praising the dog with
treats because he kept taking the pen or something like
that and growling, and you don't want to praise bad behavior.
But at the same time, did she get curious and say,
why is he doing this? Why is he taking my
pen and growling?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Right, there's a reason behind it, and that's what this
book does. You know, just calling them an ahol isn't
the full story. It's only a small part the end.
They're doing ahole type thing for a reason reason. They're
just an ahole. Now, now follow along. If you don't
have a dog and don't even care about training a

(34:48):
dog or teaching a dog. I still think that all
of these principles apply to communication with a human being
as well. Absolutely. I talk about kids a lot in
this too, because they're very, very similar. Okay, so okay,
so let's talk about writing the book. All right. So
Jamie is dyslexic.

Speaker 9 (35:05):
I am.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
She has two kids, two sons and another all the
way right now, she wrote a book. And you guys
have a farm where you have pigs and animals, pig
and ten goats that are all rescued and rehabit the farm.

Speaker 18 (35:20):
We have our rehab facility, so we right now we
actually have Kyla, who's with us, is looking at home.
But we take in these dogs from shelters or rescues
that need a little bit of help finding their home.
We take them in, we work on some of the behaviors,
and we try and promote them up for ad option.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Decompressed, I've written a book, and that's impossible to have
all those things going on, but you did it. And
of course, with the help of John making sure the
house was stable, you could go upstairs and write. Yes,
now talking about what you just go back to what
you were talking about. Let's circle around about behaviors you
see where you're experiencing from your dog. How do you

(35:56):
figure out, Oh my god, let's make a connect here
that dog is doing this because of this. You gotta
just consciously think about it.

Speaker 19 (36:05):
Yes, that way, Well, I think because of what I know,
I can link it really clearly. My goal is for
all my clients is to teach them well enough where
they can do it themselves eventually. Like I always say,
like when you work with me and you learn from me,
you should be able to do this for generations of dogs,
because it's not it's not super particular to that one dog.

(36:26):
If you know how to get curious and you know
how you know like the little things that can set
a dog off anxiety, like all of this stuff, you
can say, oh, okay, I've dealt with this before, or Okay,
this is an odd behavior.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
What do I think the connection is?

Speaker 19 (36:40):
Like my friend the other day, her husband's a doctor,
he's gone a lot, and what the male dog will
come home and the second he sits on the couch
he'll start to hump his leg and he's like, why
is he doing that to me?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
And it's like because he misses you. It's stress related,
my god, I'm gonna start humping. I miss you a lot.

Speaker 19 (37:01):
Yeah, it's like it's a displacement behavior. So they do
it because they don't know what else to do. They're like,
pay attention to me, and he goes right on his
phone or he's talking to his wife or his kids,
and he's in the dog's like, no.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Pay attention to me. And how many times do you
find kids are the same way adults are. Friends are
the same way. They just want your attention, because what.

Speaker 19 (37:16):
Does he do the second he starts Tomney starts yelling
at him. Yeah, right, just because he doesn't know what
else to do. I mean, nobody really wants to get
hunt like that, right, maybe to his own But you
know that's what the dog is saying. Even though it's
negative attention, it's still attention. It's the same thing with kids.
Any attention is good attention.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Okay, let's talk about another parallel between dogs, kids and adults.
When you leave to go to work and they get
very anxious, like I know, Olie, we can't really leave
Ali unattended, unattended alive. I mean he goes a little crazy,
then he calms down. Yeah, he's a cover puppy. He's
what he's a COVID puppy. He's a COVID puppy. He's
used to being around people all the time.

Speaker 19 (37:54):
Three four years being with you guys, twenty four to seven,
and then you decided to go back to normal. If
and he's hold on a second, we don't do this, right,
why are you doing this?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
This is the same thing with kids as people in general. Yes,
Like you know, if you were by yourself, a lot
of you want to stay by yourself now because you
know you're.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
Used to it.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I like this, right, And then, like you said, with
the kids, it's separation anxiety. You've been home with your
parents for so long during COVID and now you want
to send me back to school, Like, exactly what are
you doing?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, Hunt, it's the same thing.

Speaker 8 (38:23):
But what do you do then? If you had a
pandemic puppy at COVID puppy, it's.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Just time you got to work through it.

Speaker 19 (38:29):
It's really with this type of training, it's positive reinforcement
behavioral training. So it's not just cube based, right, like
go sit in your crate and wait and like just
relaxed protocol like that kind of stuff doesn't work over time.
What it really looks like is over time working through
that problem in a way where you're supporting them. You're
holding the boundary firmly.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
But with empathy. So what does that mean in the
course of the day.

Speaker 19 (38:51):
So, like let's say you wanted to create train you
really need I have a lot of I work with
a lot of expecting parents. People will have kids, and
sometimes the dog needs separation from the kids or they
actually need to leave the house eventually, and we have
to get to a place where the dog is safe.
Right if the dog is left home alone going to
get into stuff, destroys stuff, puts themselves at risks. Like
our dogs, both of our our two bigger older adopters,

(39:14):
they would injure themselves.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Like if we left them.

Speaker 19 (39:16):
It was traumatic, Like Oakley almost killed himself. It was horrible,
and we had to work through that by create training
him because otherwise he would be unsafe in the house
and a kid.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
No, that's a little bit.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I guess you could continue. I'm sure.

Speaker 19 (39:32):
So working with that crate in in moderation. So we're
doing like enrichment in there, and we'll get on to Richmond.
That's a big topic to talk about like frozen bones,
frozen cons work to e toys that actually keep their engagement.
You want to say no when I leave, you actually
get all over your resources. And I'm just gonna leave
for a few minutes and then I'm gonna come back
and we're gonna keep working.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
So we start in short periods of time. For instance,
we went up to June Farms with the dogs in
a great place. We want to leave them in the
room so we could go to dinner with their friends.
We couldn't. All they started screaming like like a new room, right,
never been there before exactly. Yeah, and Max was there
with him, but he couldn't handle no fight or flight.

(40:13):
He was like this is weird. He's like, you're abandoning me. Oh,
given franquilizers, it's all good. That can help sometimes my ches. Actually,
there is a whole chatter on medication. So yes, you dog, no, no.
When when we fly with them, we have to we
have to a lot of dogs. It's a lot. It
just so happened ahead the bottle in the thing and like, okay,

(40:34):
you're prepared. I have a question cheating.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
So with I always thought like oh my gosh, you
know you you're going to bring a child into the
house and the dog is going to be protective of
the kid right away and love the kid right away.
But is it like if you bring a new sibling in,
does the dog get jealous?

Speaker 19 (40:52):
Will dog get So it depends on your dog's personality. Okay, thankfully,
our three dogs pretty much love our kids, which is great.
But there are a lot of dogs that are they
will understand. Okay if you if you do X Y Z.
Let's say like you wait until the baby comes home
to get them out of your bed. You're like, oh,
I don't want my dog in my bed anymore now.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
That I have a baby.

Speaker 19 (41:12):
And you wait until the baby comes home, you are
blaming the baby without the baby even saying, hey, assenting
to that dog. The dog's like, all right, f this kid.
Okay no, And if you as a dog, you are
allowed to lay on your mom twenty four to seven.
Now your mom's breastfeeding and pushing you away this kid.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
It's the same thing with sip.

Speaker 20 (41:31):
If they come over and they kiss the baby and
you're like, oh, don't kis the baby. They're like, okay, again,
I don't like this kid.

Speaker 17 (41:37):
And know that all the time.

Speaker 19 (41:40):
This didn't happen prior. Now, what's the common denomination? Ma says, like,
are you guys having another? Like she's like, this isn't
really you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Wow? Yeah you have you cannot blame the baby.

Speaker 19 (41:56):
And in both situations, like even with like what fips right,
Like I have a four year old and a two
year old, and I really see that JJ the four
year old really struggles with Joey now being so cute
and talking and playing, and he really struggles with that.
And I have to remind myself don't don't, oh, don't
hit your brother, Like I have to work through it
with him, not connect the two of them, because he's

(42:17):
gonna be like, all right, Well, anytime I'm near Joey
or playing with joe always get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, and it will it will be that like, oh,
you're on his side all the time. You know what
I'm hearing here? Are you hearing it as well?

Speaker 17 (42:26):
Gone?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
The connections between this and just everyday communication and interaction
with our friends, how we communicate with the temple. Yeah,
if someone walks through the room and they're like, you know,
in a snit, you know, I don't talk about gone Wow,
what a bitch. It was like, well, hold on, there's
a reason why.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
That.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yes, interesting texts educator here. These are great tips for students,
especially kindergarteners who didn't have a first school experience because
of COVID. Are we seeing so many behavioral issues in
the classroom. Yeah, we are seeing these behavioral issues in
the classroom. Also, the woman on the show, Jamie by
the way, is talking about the basic principles of applied

(43:11):
behavior analysis. I do this for a living, huh, but
with the children as children and adults living with autism.
I'm loving everything she's saying. By the way, if you're
just turning us on, Jamie cappanadas here her dog. Her
book is called Stop Training Your Dog. It's available now.
It's already hitting some best like yeah, best seller in
three categories. That was pretty amazing. What's up, Nate, I

(43:34):
I don't have a microphone. I got one right here. Okay, Okay,
So here's the question. So is there like an IQ
test for dogs?

Speaker 13 (43:41):
And I say this because I have seen dogs that
I'm like, okay, feels like that things should be a
little bit smarter than it is. I don't know if
it's just not trained, and I can't have dogs. But
I see people with dogs and I'm like, why is
your dog running around like that?

Speaker 19 (43:55):
Yeah, so a great question. Actually, so I always explain
it as there's two types of dogs. Now there's obviously
like other umbrellas underneath that. But you have your happy
dummies and you have your smarty pantss Okay, you're smarty pants.
You're happy, happy dummies, happy dummies. Elevator music is playing
all of the time.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Okay, okay, marsh mellow.

Speaker 19 (44:16):
For brains can learn, they can do obedience cues, they
can you know, go with their lives out.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
They're very much so go with the flow. We have
two happy dummies and they're just happy to be here.

Speaker 19 (44:26):
They're happy to be fed, they're happy to live indoors,
and they appreciate every moment that they are alive.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 20 (44:31):
I look at Oakley and I'm like, there there is
just like la la la la la all day, all day,
like a goldfish.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
They swim around the bowl and it's all brand new.

Speaker 19 (44:40):
Yes, and he's just enjoying himself. Twenty four to seven,
and he's been through hell. He was in the South,
he was abused if you move too quickly, he'll flinch.
But he still absolutely loves people and all dogs. He's
been attacked by dogs and he's just so forgiving this.
He's really not that smart. I love him today, Okay,
but if he was st in a paperback, he would

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not be able to get out. All right, Okay, but
he's a therapy dog. He literally is a certified so
he can do amazing things. But he is not that smart. Okay,
all right, Right, then you have your smarty pantss, which
is Pudge. Pudge Alina are twelve pounds chuawa.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Okay she was born.

Speaker 19 (45:17):
If she could talk and had thumps, she could be president. Okay,
smartest dog I've ever met in my entire life. She
is just ready to go at a drop of the hat.
She's like, all right, you wore that last week?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (45:29):
Like she knows everything like two witty. I'm pretty sure
she's known every single time that I've been pregnant. Before
I've known I'm pregnant.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Okay. With my schnauzers, I have two smarty pants. Actually,
so Ally is a mix.

Speaker 19 (45:42):
I will say very no, no, no, it's for the benefit.
It's for the benefit of him. Because being a smarty
pants is not fun. So that's a big misconception. Everybody
says I want the smartest dog. I'm like, you want
the dumbest dog in the room. I'm telling you you
do not want a smart dog. Everybody with their Aussie
Ausi shepherds. Your dog is smarter than you.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
This is not gonna work out with your other.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Half to like, if you don't want this smart and
you have the dumbest one.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
In the room, we don't have you. Being a smarty
pants is honestly torture.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So Max is the smarty pants. And because he's so sensitive,
he's always tuned in. He looks you, watching every move,
hyper focused. You're anxious, makes him anxious, and so allie
being more of a like a dummy pants whatever hell
he is, he just kind of lets things go, yes, right.

Speaker 19 (46:29):
Rolls off his shoulder. He's more go with the flow.
But he's still smart, right, No, he's brilliant. Yeah, so
there are there is a very small percentage that can
be both. So my parents dog Gatsby is both and
he struggles.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
So, okay, this text is interesting. This is all great
and fine and all, but my dog is a dick question,
that's the statement, did you send that froggy?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Here's the deal. I was like you, I had a
dog and he is the best dog ever in the
history of dogs. And so I went back to the
same person. I got a dog from the same mom
and dad. I thought, okay, I'll recreate this dog. I
got a smarty pant and I got just the hey,
I'm just happy to be here dog.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Is that normal when you even from the same litter,
from the same mother and father, you can still get
two completely different animals.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
That is such a good question. Absolutely, think about kids.

Speaker 19 (47:21):
Yeah, okay, my two boys, same parents, completely different children completely.
Jj is extremely social and just inquisitive, ask all these
amazing questions. Joey is I pick things up and put
them down and very much so wants to learn, but
not be social. Like they are complete opposites. Wow, And

(47:45):
we basically raise them the same, I know, you know,
at the same time, like we are different parents now
that we've done this before with the second one. But
really their personalities are completely different. So genetics really, at
the end of the day, they do have a lot
to do with it. But you could have a whole
litter of puppies that are all completely different.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
What about your your puppies, Danielle, my puppies, you're not
your breasts, your your two sons.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah, they're completely different, like well exactly one of them
is more like you know, you know, it's harder for
him to make friends or like, you know, be in
social situations. He gets nervous. And the other one is
the you know, the one, the part that I social
party animal at college.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You know, that's exactly my kids.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
A lot of people are texting in what's the name
of this book. It's called Stop Training Your Dog by
Jamie Kampanada. Can find it on Amazon. And you're already
like doing really well on some of the Amazon lists. Yeah,
I got bestseller. Okay, you know what's amazing.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
We were saying, how we you know, we're we teach
kids or dogs or whatever something, and then we then
we're trying to say, well, now you can't do that anymore,
you know, like lay on your belly. Well, now you
can't do that anymore because I have a kid and
you can't lay on my belly. Money, but whatever, it's
the same thing with like potty training. I always think
like you're telling this kid you can crap and you
or pants for these, and then one day you're telling

(49:04):
me I can't grab my pants anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Like you know what I mean, I supposed to learn that.

Speaker 19 (49:08):
That's that's what we call a negative association, because now
you just changed the game on me. Everything I've ever
known is now completely different, and it doesn't seem fun
at all.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
No, and then when you get to a certain age,
you can crap your pants exactly.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'm approaching that again. Get so happy? What's your questions, Harry?

Speaker 15 (49:26):
You know one of my friends every time company comes
to the house and the dog gets so excited, it
runs in circles and it peas everywhere.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
Yes, is it teachable to like prevent the paining from happening.

Speaker 19 (49:36):
So yes, But I always want people to understand submissive
exciting peeing is not an accident. It's not in the
same category as not being potty trained. Okay, it's not.
It's over excitement, and some dogs throw up, some dogs
will pee, will poop. They like, it's just a bodily
function that they cannot control. So they're so excited that

(49:57):
their body literally was like, oh I forgot how to
hold that sorry, my bad. Okay, it's called impulse control.
Teaching impulse control. This is the same exact thing with kids.
If they never learn how to calm down, you don't
teach them how to come down the ladder on their
own without you getting involved, they will never calm down.
So you ever hear people say, oh, they'll calm down
as they get older. Bys now it is It is

(50:18):
not a given. It is a skill that needs to
be learned.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You how do you teach them?

Speaker 19 (50:22):
So it's depending on what the situation is. In those situations,
I would have them work at the door. Quite often.
You can't do this like once a month. It's got
to be more consistent and basically come up with a
method that works for that dog. So a lot of times,
my favorite method is literally giving enrichment the second you
walk in the door. So like scare, if you're gonna

(50:43):
come in the door, they already leave a frozen marabone
or a frozen kong right outside the door.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
You give it to the dog.

Speaker 19 (50:48):
The dog's like, oh, thanks for this peace offering. It
has something else to mentally focus on. Will also being
excited that you're there.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Okay, I get that. Do you know what I'm saying, like, oh,
here's this present. And Hi. For instance, Ollie always has
an animal in its mouth, like a plush plush toy.
That's soothing, that's excitement. It's on purpose. So if ever,
you know, he knows he's about to go outside, he
runs out the door and he'll pick up a pile
of leaves in his mouth and just run with them.

(51:16):
O brought me my heating pad one time.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
There you go.

Speaker 19 (51:19):
It was adorable, which was like, no, thankfully it was not.
So Yeah, he was so excited he brought it over
to me.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Gandhi has so many questions. I did so many thoughts.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
You're so many Okay. First of all, can you teach
an old dog new tricks?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (51:33):
Okay, Because think about it this way. I always say this,
if you're twenty, can you go to therapy?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Sure? What if you're sixty, I.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Mean you can go.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
It's gonna do. Yeah, It's gonna take.

Speaker 19 (51:43):
A little bit longer because you got more issh to
work out, but you can still go and make positive
change for you and the people around you.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
So it's when it comes to training.

Speaker 19 (51:51):
Everybody thinks obedience, right, you think, how do I get
my dog to do X Y Z, and it's.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Like, no, well, what what is your actual goal?

Speaker 9 (51:57):
Right?

Speaker 19 (51:57):
If you're dealing with like dog reactivity, your dog hate,
it's other dogs. You go on walk and your dog's
losing their mind.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Yes, okay, that is the case.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
If they're one, you can.

Speaker 19 (52:05):
You'll work on that a lot quicker because they've had
less time experiencing those emotions. But if your dog is older,
it may take a little bit longer, but it's one
hundred percent doable if you do it right. So we
want to say we like dogs. We're not saying shut
your mouth, your emotions don't matter here. No, you're fearful.
You're fearful of that dog. I see that, right, I
get it. Dogs can be scary. That dog's barking at
you too.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I'd be scared. And you're saying no. Every single time
you're around a dog.

Speaker 19 (52:29):
You're getting all the love in the world, treats, praise,
the whole nimes and you consistently do that until your
dog is like, oh, we're not in fight or flight.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
That was silly. I'm good. It's kids with thunderstorms.

Speaker 19 (52:40):
If you tell them to man up and stop crying,
they're gonna be like this sucks and I'm never gonna
tell you how I feel ever again. Right, But if
like with my four year old John and my dad
last summer when he was three, he realized that thunder
was scary and instead of saying stop crying, they sat
in front of the window. They had pipe popsicles together
and they watched the storm.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Oh how fun.

Speaker 19 (53:00):
And now every single time there's a thunderstorm he wants
to call Poppy and say, oh, there's a thunderstorm, Poppy,
we have to watch together. Like Now, that's a positive association.
So it's the same thing with with dogs that are
that are dog reactive. Make it a positive association over time.
The mailman, same thing, you dog. It's the mailman. Every
single time nail munk comes, give your dog hot dogs?
Oh wow, every single time? Okay, kind I like the mailman.

(53:22):
Now he's not trying to break into my home. But
if you're not not getting yelled at, well that's all.
Let's hear it for Wiener therapy always works. Usually they
won't bark if you're not home, okay, usually because they
don't feel as protected when you're there. It's like kids,
right when when when you're there. Or when let's say
your kids go to school and they're super well behaved

(53:43):
and they come home and they're like black, just all
the emotions everywhere. It's because they're really comfortable with you
at school. They don't feel as safe, so they're not
gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I'd rather than do that at home.

Speaker 8 (53:52):
Man too, got a pandemic puppy.

Speaker 11 (53:57):
They were home with her for a year and a
half halfish, and then they both want to work and
they moved, and her behavior changed dramatically.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
They won't They both went back to work and they moved.

Speaker 8 (54:07):
They moved to a new house.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
They want to double whammy.

Speaker 11 (54:09):
Now she cannot be around anybody but about four people.
She's the sweetest, she's the smarty pants, she's the sweetest.
If somebody comes over, she wants to rip their face off.
How do you even start to work on that when
she wants to rip somebody's face off.

Speaker 19 (54:21):
So them going back to work and them moving was
very traumatic for her all at once. So she is
kind of still in a fight or flight. So she
may actually have a chemical imbalance right now.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
I would believe that.

Speaker 19 (54:32):
So a lot of times, if like I would work
with her, I would kind of look for some characteristics
and say, okay, like your dog made me medication and
just just for a little bit. A lot of people
will say, oh, if they're on medication, they're gonna be
on it for life. That's not how I work, especially
like humans, you go to therapy, you go on medication,
you should eventually lean off. Your body should not need
that for life. The goal is to work through these issues.
So obviously she's got a lot of anxiety, and she

(54:54):
is very much so like her cortisol levels are higher
than they should be, so her brain is like, oh, no,
we're we're not okay.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
Yeah, have to freak out constantly. Yeah, my god, nothing's on.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
No, I need to stay safe. So I need to
keep everybody away from me.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
And then what about approaching dogs you don't know, asking
for a friend? Are there things that you should and
should not do?

Speaker 19 (55:12):
Oh my god, if you say it's okay, my dog
is friendly, stop it, stop it right now. A lot
of times when dogs are like meeting, I never do
face to face meets ever. And this is this is
actually a whole chapter in the book Socializing Your Dog.
We don't do face to face meets, even the friendliest
of dogs, because that's like going on a blind date
and just basically coming up to the person and making

(55:33):
out with them, Like that would never happen. That would
be weird, right, but we do with our dogs. You're like, oh,
is your dog friendly? Oh, let's just go right to
each other. They both go and do the ying and
the yang and they're both smelling each other's butt and
you're exposing your your neck and that's you. Don't do
that like that will send like adrenaline to the body. Like, okay, again,
we're in fight or flight? Do I need to make
a decision. We're basically asking them within the first five

(55:55):
seconds decide friend or fell And.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
What I like to do is go for a pair walk. So,
oh it is your dog friendly?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
But can we pair walk together?

Speaker 19 (56:03):
Can we just give them some time to get us
to the fact that there's another dog here, and then
they can meet each other eventually when they're walking and
we just slowly as we go get closer and closer
together and see how they act.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Wow, Look, this is why we love Jamie and stop training.
Your dog is out. It's on Amazon. It's waiting for
you to buy it. If not for you. So when
you know, would really really love to have this. What
a great gift and having you guys here is awesome.
Thank you. Oh yeah, all the socials, how do they
follow you guys? This possum universe is still University is

(56:33):
still a thing.

Speaker 19 (56:33):
So we have recently in the last year, I decided
to write this book and everything has changed, so I
decided to now niche down. I really want to just
focus on families expecting children, toddlers with their dogs. So
I actually started a brand new Instagram. It is at
Jamie the Dog Trainer j A, I m E. I
spell my name really weird, thanks to my parents. So

(56:54):
that is my new Instagram. You can follow me there.
John will be taking over Posham University. He has not
yet figured out exactly how he wants to take it.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, it's it's going to be more. We're going to
continue to educate people about dogs. Yeah, so you're still
doing the podcast. Ye oh that's a no. One took
a back burner because I have a new podcast. Because
that podcast you guys did together was awesome.

Speaker 19 (57:15):
We we should probably start it up again. We just
have to figure out exactly what John wants to do
with it where he wants to take it. But we're
both on this journey to really find exactly what we
want to do now. We started this business and we
both realize now that we're parents three kids, you know,
things change, So we want to make sure that what
we're doing is one hundred percent what we want to
be doing. So the new podcast for me is called

(57:36):
Pause and Pacifiers, So so many.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Different ways to uh to uh to pipe in. We're
gonna do is We're gonna put it up on our
socials at Elvis Strenn and Elvis stren Show, and then
we'll make sure they know exactly where to go find
you guys, stop training your dog, Jamie John, thank you
guys for coming into course, Thanks for having us. That
was awesome, a lot of great feedback, people loving it.
How do you feel about dog Parks?

Speaker 9 (58:02):
Oh? I hate him?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Okay, it's it's like.

Speaker 19 (58:06):
It's like going swimming with no lifeguard, Like there's there's
no referee and your parents are there, which completely changes that.
So like if I brought my dog now again, my
dogs are mostly dog friendly. Punch doesn't really like anybody
but the other two like they wouldn't start a problem.
But like, let's say I have a dog who's very
protective of me or jealous and another dog comes up

(58:28):
to me. I'm basically just putting my dog in a
really bad place. And that's where we see a lot
of dog fights because our parents are there, so we
feel differently than we would daycare.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I like daycare.

Speaker 19 (58:37):
If you go to a good daycare, you have good
attendance that make sure everybody's safe and there's no you know,
bs behavior going on.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
That's great.

Speaker 19 (58:45):
I don't like dog parks because again, there's no one
there to say, okay, you're out of bounce like you
need a break?

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Wow, Wow again, thank you're welcome. I can't bring up
the topics and it's like I know I have a question,
but I'll wait to wor yeah, well I wanted to know.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
So when I was babysitting a dog like years ago,
but massive and the dog loved me. When my sister
came over, it attacked her and I had to actually
stop the attack from happening. And I was like, well,
I don't understand the difference. The dog was so friendly,
why is it friendly to me but then not friendly
to her? She's a nice person, like I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Their dog didn't know her well. And did you meet
the dog when the parents were there?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Oh yeah, I knew that, yeah for a long time.

Speaker 19 (59:27):
So to that dog that because his parents weren't there,
he may have been like, oh, this person's not supposed
to be here.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
So there could be a lot that goes into that.

Speaker 19 (59:35):
She could have looked like someone from a traumatic issue,
like it could have been a myriad of things. But
what I'm thinking is that because the parents weren't there
and it was just you and you were alone.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
It also you know what, you give us the answers.

Speaker 12 (59:48):
It was like.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
When I talked to my class, are like, why didn't
I think of that?

Speaker 19 (59:52):
It was like, because you are looking at it at
in a magnifying glass and I have no emotional attachment
to the situation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
But you absolutely adore your dog. You have all this
baggage with them.

Speaker 19 (01:00:04):
There's so many emotions, Like I am looking at this
from a very logical point of view, and that's why
I'm able to give you these answers because it's not
my dog.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Is there a dog breed you would tell people to
stay away from.

Speaker 19 (01:00:14):
Oh, be careful here, here's the thing because I know
I was listening when you guys are going over like
the worst behavior dogs, it's very much so again those
smarty pants breeds. We want to make sure that we
are getting dogs that are behaviorally sound, that they are
not the anxious dogs. Now they still deserve love, don't
get me wrong, but they're the ones that if your

(01:00:35):
lifestyle can't handle that, like if you aren't able to say, yes,
I'm taking this dog on and I'm ready to handle
anything they throw at me, don't get that dog. And
a lot of people will go for aesthetics or how
the dog looks, but in reality you have to really
look at like what kind of behaviors are usually stereotyped
to this dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
How much exercise does that dog eat every day?

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
Does exactly?

Speaker 17 (01:00:55):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:00:56):
And now that's not always like perfect either, like you
it have Like you know the Golden Retriever. Everyone's like, oh,
Golden Retriever dogs are amazing, right, I've trained a lot
of Golden Retriever that also have chemical imbalances due to
bad breeding, like brothers and sisters making puppies. That's not
supposed to happen, but it does happen because people don't
care bad breeding, so you have to be careful. So

(01:01:17):
when you get a purebred dog, you are you are
essentially sometimes taking a risk when it comes to genetics.
You're not always going to get the perfect dog in
the world. So I prefer months.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
That's my thing. I like the mix. There you go,
that's why you married John. He again again, Jimmy John,
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I don't care what you have available, pal, Okay, stop
bothering me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:37):
These dogs need homes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Maybe you need a home.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Do you have a dog or a cat?

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Would you like to adopt a dog or a cat?

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Yes? Would you like to?

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Would you?

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Well, then don't get one alone, because if you call
one more time, I'll have you trade. Miss.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Can I tell you about our annual tatacular blowout sale?

Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
Care what you have? Shove them? We have dogs?

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Hello? Yes, afternoon, This is mister Michael Openheim with Animal League.
How what are you doing today?

Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
I'm sorry I cannot talk with you right, Yes you can.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
Won't you take a couple of minutes out of your
day so we could talk to you about our.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
Annual Excuse me, sir, Yes, you have called this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Number four times. I'm not interested in what you have
to ask me, and take my phone number off your
mailing list.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
I'll report you to the Do not Call We cannot
do that at this time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Please get me off of hang up on this wire.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
I'm waiting an emergency goal we have adopted, but I'm
not interested.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
Do you understand, mister Oppenheim and why I am not interested?
I have analogy in this house. We are all allergic
to pets.

Speaker 7 (01:04:38):
You take medicine for the allergy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Don't worry about my medicine.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
We want to tell you about our dogs on debit.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
I don't need a dog.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
We got cats on credit.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
I don't need your credit with cats.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
We have reptiles for rent. Maybe you have a son
that likes it to play.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
I don't have any more sons living with me.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Does somebody want to play with an iguana?

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Not that I know of.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
No, we have purebreads starting at three hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
May I have your phone number? I can call you
back out.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Of this time. We are at a central.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
Office, Western central office, and who do you represent?

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
Were located in a central office in Idaho?

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
In Idaho. Well you should go back to Idaho and
bother the people in Idaho because I can't be bothered
any longer.

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
We can schedule an appointment for you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
You've got the wrong number, wrong address.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
I do not have a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I have a allergy to dogs, and I wish we'd
stop using this number.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Take it off your list, please, Okay, I haven't do
not call on my phone.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Oh, we don't respect it do not call policy, but
you have.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
To respect it. Sir, what is your name?

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Oppenheimer, and who gives you the right to go into
people's phones and hold it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Up when I'm waiting an emergency call. I ysked you
to get off the phone. You've called six.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Times, but we have here's the thing that we have.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
No thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Get off the wire and leave my phone number along.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
That's your name.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
It's none of your business what my name is.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
Okay, I'm going to look it up in the computer here.
Hold on to take a look. Care no, goodbye, goodbye bye,
but this list is goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Hello, listen to me. Yes, would you please get off
my phone? This is an emergency home. If you have
called me for six times, you say you know my name,
you say you know my number. I do not want
any dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
I can't contribute to the dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
I've got a strict husband here.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
And if you don't stop harassing me, I'm going to
call the police on you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:21):
Mis attracted. You've got to stop stop miss attracted Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Calling you, stop calling my name.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
I'm being calm. I'm being calm.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
You can't calm. You're tying up my phone for the
last half hours.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
How are you to do this?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
I'm mister Michael.

Speaker 15 (01:06:36):
You are Offenheimer and all I want to do is
just tell you about adopted pat New Year's bonanza going on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
You'll stop it, miss atract All.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
I want to tell you about everything must go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Get off the file.

Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
An annual liquidation sale that comes only once a year.

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
You're holding up my phone for emergency drivers.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
It's I'm going to report you to the police.

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Now I've got to get the police.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
We have you're bridge starting at three hundred dollars and
mixed breeds at two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yes, oh yes, missus Smith.

Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
Pleasecury Jones and you've been phone taking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
People should not give people heart attacks on the other
side of the phone.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
Your grandson, Garrett put us up to it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Oh really, well, I just reported him to the police.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Is he in trouble?

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
Good joke, my grandson, Your grandson Andy.

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Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I love the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Listen, so every morning when I'm driving to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Work, they're getting Lord, I just look all of them
and they're all really funny.

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Horse.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I hear you just finished an extreme workout? Is this true?

Speaker 11 (01:08:12):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Got up this morning. Uh my wife's apprised me was
something in bed and it wasn't breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Oh wow. Tomorrow we kick off the weekend with Joe Jonas.
He's got music. We got to talk about lots of
things to talk to Joe Jonas about. And I just
realized something and I am mad as hell. My friend
shawn A is going to come in bringing soul food.
I can't eat tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Book.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, I'm I have to fast. I'm having my physical
tomorrow after the show.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Oh man, that was not thought out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Well no, it was not. It was not thought out
at all. And I'm the one that scheduled this time.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
Damn me.

Speaker 8 (01:08:54):
You have enough willpower to not eat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
I could postpone mine, don't it.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
Isn't that the tail wag and the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
You're pretty much no. I need I need to get
my blood done we got to see what's going on
in there. But uh yeah, oh my gosh, she's she's amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:09:11):
I'm excited for this food tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
You know what she's doing. Shawna is putting together an incredible,
incredible I don't want to call it a food event uptown,
but it's gonna be like soul food and cool exhibits
and something that New York City hasn't done before that
I know of. She's doing it, and she's gonna be

(01:09:35):
on with us and Breakfast Club tomorrow. Talk about it,
all right, So I can't have Oh my god, you
know she's bringing fried chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
So you'll make you a little plate like probably to
go and you can just take it home with you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Aware, I'm good.

Speaker 8 (01:09:51):
As soon as they stick you with that needle to
start eating in the chair.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
So were you reporting that COVID cases are definitely on
the rise right now? Is it a major thing or whatever?

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
It's a major thing as far as the numbers, but
they're saying that it's not super deadly.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
All right, yeahy Washington has it now too. She has
to just cancel.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah anyway, So yeah, it doesn't sound like it's like
overly concerning right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Do know there is a hospital by us that's filled. Yeah,
and I only know that because you know, my mom
is older and all her friends talk, and so she said,
Sheila said, and so Sheila.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Sheila, It's always Sheila.

Speaker 11 (01:10:33):
Hold on, let me put that into my news, reported Sheila.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
So, you know, late lately anyway, I've been sniffling a lot.
This is what happens when I go in in and
out from air conditioning out to the heat in and out.
I've been sniffling for five days now whatever. So like, okay,
I'll pop a test. I have a pop a test
in a while. But we have some new test. For
some reason, we keep getting them. I don't know why
they show up. So I you know, I did the

(01:11:00):
I had to reread the instructions. Yeah, so I did it.
Did the test. I had to swab up the nose,
but came out negative. We're all good. And it got
me to thinking about people who who rarely get sick ever,
like Scary never gets sick.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Really well, I feel like he's cod He's like zero.

Speaker 11 (01:11:16):
What is it called patient zeration zero? He starts it
so we don't know. Yeah, and then everyone else is sick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
So for people who rarely ever get sick, any COVID
or non COVID whatever, like colds or whatever, there is
a list here. I found it was a Reddit list.
The secrets sometimes in practical secrets of not getting sick.
Go to sleep early, get nine hours hours of sleep
every night. Nine they're saying you should get nine. But yeah,

(01:11:44):
I've heard seven to eight.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Yeah I thought it was eight. What the hell happened?

Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
I'd love nine. If you want to stay healthy, stay
away from kids, yeah, for sure. They definitely do have
those jobs, all right, Stay active, Bring lots of water,
all right, wash your hands constantly, don't touch your face,
don't rub your eyes. One person here's don't even leave

(01:12:08):
the house. Yeah right, you'll be very safe. Eat fruits, vegetables,
avoid unhealthy stuff, especially fast food. I do need more
fruits and vegetables. Anyone else, anyone?

Speaker 8 (01:12:17):
Yeah, I'm sure everybody does.

Speaker 11 (01:12:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Eating indoors and restaurants, you're ingesting things, You're putting things
in your mouth. There's other people around, something to think about.

Speaker 8 (01:12:28):
Don't eat at restaurants.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Inside I don't know. Wear a mask in crowded areas.
Remember when Danielle when we were flying back from Miami.
And you love to have a mask on it when
you fly always. Do you remember the dirty looks you got?

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Oh yeah, and I don't care. I still do it.
I'm flying tomorrow and I will have a mask on
I always do it. Scary is the worst, especially if
you sit next to them. He masks shames you all
the time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Scary.

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Can you just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Put a plug in that? Leave her alone?

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
I'm sorry, but I'm just embarrassed to know you at
that moment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Oh my god, what if?

Speaker 17 (01:13:00):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
I know?

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
I don't what?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
What an awful thing to say.

Speaker 11 (01:13:04):
He went off at me on a plane one day,
and he made sure to raise his voice so everybody
around us knew that he did not approve of me
wearing a mask.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
I don't know why I feel okay, someone is an
underlying illness different. Oh okay, but you don't know, Yeah right,
you don't know, so you're mass shaming people and you
have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I'm sure he said that to you, thank you, but
he knows that you don't, so then therefore he thinks
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
Have any mass shaves everybody frog, It's not just us
he does.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
He yells at people on bicycles and from inside his car.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
You do, He's like, oh my god, you're outside?

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
Question what what?

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
Why do you care about what?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I'm a scary team on that one. If you're in
a convertible or outside riding your bike, you're depriving yourself
of oxygen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Well, let you shut of your business? Is oxygen monitor?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
People reason that if I see you walking outside naked,
I'm going to make fun of you and say something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
It's not my problem.

Speaker 13 (01:13:59):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:14:00):
Yeah, allergy masks and help people with allergies. Maybe they
just forgot to take it off, and you're gonna scream
at them about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Could be broggie if you're like shopping in the in
the grocery store, publics, whatever, and no, no, hold on,
I'm not talking about masks and someone comes up to
you and just starts belittling you because you bought something
they don't think you should eat. Is that really any
of their friggin business. No, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
I don't belive the person. I just say something like
to the person that I'm in the car with or whatever.
I don't yell at the person I would. I don't
do that I don't. I don't say something to them.
I just I just make my own statement to people
i'm around. No, if I see you buying something in publics,
it's weird and I'm with someone on my pai.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah, hey, what the hell's up for?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
But I don't care. I'm not going to belittle you
to your I'm not going to do that. I'm not
attacking okay, I want to attack you. You more suggestions
from people who don't get sick. Take vitamin D supplements hmm, okay,
vitamin C, zinc, fish oil, whatever. Keep an optimistic attitude,
which is not happening in this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Room right now.

Speaker 8 (01:14:56):
I think that's really important, though, I really do.

Speaker 11 (01:14:58):
I think your attitude is the determinant of so many
things in your life, including your stress levels and your
cortisol and all the things that happened inside your body.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Obviously, neck negative, Nate over Harry's sneezing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
You sneeze. There's some dog hair on my chair now,
Oh Jesus, avoids dress, yeah, okay, Add garlican ginger to
your diet, all right, spicy peppers, onion, kim chi, okay,
go for thirty minute walk every day. Thank you for sure,
don't be lazy. There you go, you know it just

(01:15:29):
always understands your hands touch things and then you put
your fingers in your mouth and then your eyes. I
think that that's that's where I I just I start
washing them. I wash my hands all the time, yeah,
but always have it was it was a pre COVID thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Yesterday I was in a bathroom and there was no
soap left. Oh God, and I was freaking out. I'm like,
what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed
to do? When am I supposed? So I found another
bathroom that I probably wasn't supposed to go into men's
room and they had soap in there because obviously and
men don't wash their hands. Is off.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
No, that's not true. Maybe it was just spilled more recently.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Okay, So anyway, I got to the men's room and
got some soap, and I was happy.

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
And we've talked about it before too.

Speaker 11 (01:16:13):
Grabbing a door handle or like the rail on the train, Well,
your sleeve is so much worse than just grabbing it
with your hand and washing your hand lean because when
you do it with your sleeve, you carry that around
all day and even if you wash your hands and
that sleeve comes down, you get your hands achey again.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
I like when they have like the foot thing on
the doors now, so you can use your foot to
open the bathroom door or whatever instead.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
I feel like you should wash your hands going into
the bathroom because you've been touching everything else and now
you're going to touch your areas and that's clean because
you showered. So you really should wash your hands going
into the bathroom as much as you should coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Okay, Other than you know, the the worm that will
swim up your Yeah, you're dging down when you're in
a dirty river.

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
Yeah, the Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
What other diseases can you get by putting your hand
on your own thing?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
Not necessarily, just like poison ivy, Yeah, that definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Wow, it's kind of hard to poison ivy. I don't
know if it comes off with soafing water. It's more
of an oil, is it not.

Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
I bet like some sort of wart.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You have an egg on your lips.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Good later, she's holding that for later.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
It's been there like the whole morning. Get egg.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
I just ate.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
You, you just ate it. You have the egg on
your face, literally, Danielle, let's go, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
I don't know we were doing it. Let me get
let me do it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:36):
Wait, wait a second, what did everyone know that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Except?

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
Did everyone know that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
But you're the only one that's I didn't want to
say that out loud, but I don't know because we
were not We were too yelling at each other. I
didn't want to, like, you've got an egg on your face,
you know, I didn't want to do that. Moving along, Danielle,
you're right, you're feeling okay, well stressed?

Speaker 13 (01:17:58):
No, no, no, the so Jamie very sweet, but you
could tell they're around dogs and animals a lot. How
you are you a little well?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Do you want to change out the chair? Maybe that's
a cloth chair. It absorbs everything, including want an allergy pill? Actually,
I'll takey. I'll be asleep in forty five minutes. Okay,
we'll roll you out of here, we will, all right, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
All right, So a list of celebrities that people say
they could never hate has come out on BuzzFeed. So
I'll just give you some of the names, and you
tell me whether or not you agree that you could
never hate this person. Uh, Julie Andrews can't, Keanu Reeves,
Robin Williams never, Mister Rogers never, Chadwick Boseman, no, Dolly Pardon, no,

(01:18:44):
Betty White love, Michael J.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Fox, can't hate him, LeVar Burton.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Henry Winkler. Yeah, see these are these are people you
could never hate.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Uh, the list is true thinking, Henry Winkler.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
I was just thinking about, like, is there anything to
hate about them?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
I don't really, I don't think I won't the Boss
he seems nice. The Russo Brothers directed multiple Avengers movies.
They might be coming back to direct more Avengers movies.
They stepped away from the Marvel Cinematic universe after they
closed out the Infinity Saga with Avengers Endgame, which is
such a fabulous movie, and now they're like, Okay, maybe
we'll come back into the phone, so we'll see. That

(01:19:22):
would be awesome if they did, because their movies are incredible.
A new dating show for Netflix. It is called Sneaky
Links Dating after Dark. A sneaky link is a slang
for hooking up with someone at night that you don't
want others to know about.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
That dating show will ask contestants if their sneaky link
is their soulmate or if they're dating someone that's standing
in the way of finding true love, because this is
obviously someone you don't want others to know about.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Hey, is there anyone in the room. Here's a sneaky
linking like you're doing someone at night and we don't
know about it, Sam, because you're embarrassed. I don't not
anymore asking for a friend?

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
Another question, is there anyone here on the show doing
someone else here on the show?

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I need to know more inter with each other? Okay,
oh boy?

Speaker 9 (01:20:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
So I went on a writer and the Duffer brothers
who bring us a writer? And who the Duffer brothers
who bring us Stranger Things. She had one condition when
she joined the Netflix series. She said, listen, I will
do it as long as if Beetlejuice two happens, you
guys will let me go to do that, and they agreed.

(01:20:37):
Luckily it worked out. Ten years later, she's busy filming
season five Stranger Things while the Beetlejuice sequel film during
the lull between seasons four and seasons five, So she
really didn't need to ask for permission, but she did it,
and we can't wait for it The Challenge of forty
Trailers coming out. All yes, the Challenge forty Battle of
the Eras that is out competing for one million dollars.

(01:20:59):
That premiere August fourteenth on MTV. And let's see wait
hold on, you know one more thing I want to
tell you. Oh, Britney Spears and on the Osbourne's. I
don't know if you've seen what's going on there. So
Ozzie criticized Brittany for posting all those dancing videos online
and we love those, right, They basically said they're tired
of them. We so Brittany doesn't really care what they think,

(01:21:22):
and she took to social to basically say that the
boring Osborne family can go bleep off, you know what
I mean, So it's on between them. I really wish
I could say the bleep word because it would mean
so much more and get the emphasis really pretty much there.
You know what you're saying if I said it, you
know what I mean? Okay, A serious premiere of Those
About to Die also Copakaia's Back Pressure, Luck and Lucky thirteen.

(01:21:44):
And that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
All right, we have two sets of connections. I'm going
to give them to you quickly and then call us
and see if you can guess them. Here is one
of them. By the way, connections, these four pieces of
audio have something in common.

Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
That even all the guys are crazy, even though the
stars are like if you show me real.

Speaker 9 (01:22:08):
Like baby, I'll show you not come on.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
That's just the way it is.

Speaker 9 (01:22:18):
Thanks will never be the same. Promise about him a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
I'm ty of people lie in sail what they want
to tell me? There that's one set of connections. What
do they have in common? Let me give you another.
It's a bonus.

Speaker 9 (01:22:34):
Cure sky your sky full? Start, I see them.

Speaker 14 (01:22:46):
Star, see shape, say to to shake out.

Speaker 9 (01:22:54):
You believe me? I know I'm not do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
All right? Call us now get it right? And you
have glamorous place just coming here?

Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Way?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Do you have anything glamorous?

Speaker 9 (01:23:07):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
That doesn't sound good? All right? One eight hundred and
two four to two zero one hundred Oh, there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Goes Elvis, Elvis ter Orran in the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
My life, your number one on your number elvisteran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
So connections, we've been playing these since yesterday morning and
no one figures that out yet. Here is connections number one.
What are these four pieces of audio have in common?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Even know the gas.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Crazy, even stars? If you show me really love me,
I'll show you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
That's just the way you have something in common. One more,
people lie and say what they want to tell me.
All right, Okay, that's that's a set. Let me give
you one more. This is a lot of information. Someone's

(01:24:31):
going to figure this out. This is your second second
run of connections. What are these four pieces of audio
have in common?

Speaker 17 (01:24:37):
Cure skyure sky posts.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
See them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Say shape, say che che, Hello, Marlene? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Oh I'm so glad you're listening. All right? So, uh, connections.
Do you know what that first set of connections have
in common? Has it coming.

Speaker 10 (01:25:21):
First set of connections all came out, all came out
the same year?

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Did they all come out the same year?

Speaker 8 (01:25:29):
The first set of connections?

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
No, what's that buzzer? You got to try though. All right, Marline,
thank you, thank you so much. Uh, Maria, Hello Maria,
what's going on on beautiful Staten Island?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Nothing much? How's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
We're doing? Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:25:49):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
So you're calling about the second set of connections or
the first. I don't even know which one.

Speaker 10 (01:25:55):
The second one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Okay, what are those? What are those four pieces of
sound have in common?

Speaker 10 (01:26:01):
The second one, I believe is the meteorite.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
That came through the other day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
It's about the meteorite that came through the other day. No, no, interesting,
but I know I like that answer though, that you're into. Okay, yeah,
all right, well, thank you, thank you, though, Maria, thank you.
No one's getting the interesting hold on. Blake may have it. Hey, Blake, Hey,
what's up my favorite morning people. Blake's in the hills. So, Blake,

(01:26:30):
do you know what any of these things have in common?
I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot for the first set. I
think they all have to do with like a sexual
body part or like hooking up.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
Okay, Oh no, I don't think so that's not the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Okay, scary, would you stop playing that buzzer? Oh my god, Blake,
that's not the answer, but I love that thinking. Yeah,
it's a good it's a good thing. I thank you, Blake.
Thank okay, bye bye, all right, we'll move on. Okay.
We have no one else, no one else guessing. No
one's ever going to get these people.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
Texters were getting them. I saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
Let's call them, let's help them cheat.

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
These were challenging.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Hold on, let's get Danielle here. Hey, Danielle, Hi, do
you know what any of these things have in common,
any of those connections?

Speaker 10 (01:27:20):
I thought I had the first one, but I was
wrong the second line. My guess is that they were
all judges on the voice.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Hmmm, No, that's not it. Okay, but wait, so what
was your what was your guest on the first one
that you think is wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:27:33):
So I thought they were all in the same year
because I'm old, So they all sound really familiar, like
from maybe like fifteen years ago.

Speaker 19 (01:27:41):
Oh okay, no, that's not it years ago, because I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Know, because like the nineteen nineties was like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Ten years ago. Okay, okay, I don't even remember the
nineties any for other reasons. All right, Danielle, thank you though,
thank you appreciate all right, no one's getting them no one.
All right, all right, keep on trying. Uh, we have
sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett, good morning. What are you
go going on?

Speaker 13 (01:28:04):
Let's start with Cavin Sullivan. He yesterday broke a record
fourteen years old, became the youngest player to ever play
in a Major league soccer game for the Philadelphia Union, and.

Speaker 22 (01:28:15):
The separation creates an opportunity now for Cavin Sullivan to
become the youngest debutante in major league team sports. Jim
Curtin has said his job is to be a fourteen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Year old kid.

Speaker 22 (01:28:29):
It's not some gimmicky thing to get headlines or sell tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
This kid is reading.

Speaker 22 (01:28:35):
And Cavin Sullivan, the history maker now enters this arena.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Wow, pretty cool. Fourteen years old and you see him playing,
You're like, he's a kid. That's a kid playing with
these other tall adults. So shout out to Philadelphia right there? Yeah, absolutely,
all right.

Speaker 13 (01:28:50):
Did you hear about the man who locked himself into
a bathroom for five hours once Walgreen's closed and then
went on a little shopping spree for junk food?

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
We no, he went on an eating free and cigarettes.
He got cigarettes. He sat in the bathroom for five
hours and smoked in ate junk food and this.

Speaker 13 (01:29:05):
So here's the police finding him yesterday. It sounds like
a great little getaway.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
What time is it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:11):
But he did describe the baths. Yeah, yeah, anywhere else
in there, I don't think, so.

Speaker 17 (01:29:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
I don't understand what's going on.

Speaker 13 (01:29:26):
So the cops are putting the handcuffs on him, and
he's like, I don't know, the store was closed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
I had no idea.

Speaker 13 (01:29:31):
Oh my god, as he's as he's just smoking his
cigarette too. Now, I don't know if it. Has anybody
ever been to a town hall meeting in their local community. No,
we should go to more of them, though, if we
want to bring on chain. Yes, so this woman wanted
some change. But they were talking about a stop sign
of being implemented into their town. But this woman wanted

(01:29:51):
to talk about other things.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
We're discussing the rezoning for the Portellos. Do you have
many comments on that?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Right, we're discussing the reasone on fifty third.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
For I live on sixty third.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
Well, I don't like Facebook and I don't like the
Internet because I can't find a job.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
The library blocked my password.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
Now tell me, does that make any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
To you, maam.

Speaker 9 (01:30:17):
We're not here to discuss your personal life.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
Do you have any comments about the rezoning?

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
No, sir, have a good day. Okay, Well, miss Moscallops
is right there checking in.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
It's just surely so we could call the library have
her password unlocked, yes, and get her a job too.

Speaker 13 (01:30:32):
All right, some music too, Rita Aura, who we just
had in just a few weeks ago, she sat down
to do an acoustic performance of post Malone, Morgan walland song.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
I had some help of your own.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
All too, live in your big glass house with a view,
I thought, June.

Speaker 14 (01:30:51):
I had some hell and I I can make this
kind of Miss ale tom myself, don't I like you
ain't help me?

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Put them out all on the shit.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
She sounds great?

Speaker 13 (01:31:03):
And then finally too. I don't know if you got
to hear this, but I just came across it about
just the other day. Kesha has some new music out.
This is called joy Ride. Sounds a little different.

Speaker 17 (01:31:14):
You love me?

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
That's funny, Well so do I?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Alright, it's always good to hear from Kesh. It's different.
What's that instrument where it's like a piano and you
go in and out accordion. Someone's playing an accordion on
the news. You're all right back to this, My god,
this thing is never gonna leave us alone. Connections. Okay, Hi, Kelly,
Oh there she is. She sounds very you sound very confident. Well,

(01:31:56):
thank you for listening, Kelly. All right, let's get to business.
Do you know any of those songs in the Connections
or artists have it with them?

Speaker 10 (01:32:04):
I've been young at the radio.

Speaker 14 (01:32:05):
I know both of them.

Speaker 10 (01:32:08):
The first one they went to jail and the second
one they all came out twenty fourteen.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
She got Everything.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Oh, my good, good job, you got everything?

Speaker 7 (01:32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
The first four artist all went to jail. The artist, Yeah,
it was.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Lauren Hill, Paris Hilton, Tupac, and Lindsay Lohan.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
All right, and the second one. All those songs came
out in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 8 (01:32:32):
They turned ten years old this year.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Wow. Look at that. Wow, Kelly, here's Kelly, Kellylyn. She
wins twice as much as she should wear. What do
you have for her? So she gets two T shirts?

Speaker 7 (01:32:40):
How about that?

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
We're gonna send a bunch of T shirts over there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:45):
Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Thank you for putting us out of our misery.

Speaker 9 (01:32:48):
Kelly, I love you.

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
I love you guys so much. Oh my god, I
listen to you every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Thank you. That's awesome, Thank you so much. Hold on
one second, there's she goes she got them all. I'm like, wow, wow, Yeah,
the first four artists all went to prison, not together.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
No, separately for different things.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
You know what I loved hearing on that second that
second connections was Coldplay.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
Oh okay, sky full of Stars.

Speaker 12 (01:33:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
By the way, they never went to jail.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
They didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
We know, Oh it's here. It finally it arrived. We
had to order it, did we really?

Speaker 17 (01:33:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
We did so stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
I know now it's not now we have put it
back in the system.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Wow, what a great song. A sky full of Stars.

Speaker 17 (01:33:26):
It's Coldplay, Cossure Sky Casiu, sky full of Stars.

Speaker 9 (01:33:37):
I'm going to game.

Speaker 17 (01:33:45):
Casill Sky Casille, Sky the Star Star Casilla Not okay,
want t.

Speaker 12 (01:34:08):
Not okay, said sky because said sky Fu Stars.

Speaker 17 (01:34:21):
Big Side, it's your sky, Look it's your sky Foo Stars.

Speaker 9 (01:35:02):
Or die.

Speaker 17 (01:35:10):
Se get live at morecke Star.

Speaker 9 (01:35:17):
Borka if you know dot Case Wanta Bird, don't care.

Speaker 17 (01:35:40):
Since Scott Kasin Scott from Stars x.

Speaker 9 (01:35:54):
X Scout Scout stop Si.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Wow, what an amazing song. I love cold Play. There
you go. Hey, it is Thursday, our favorite day of
the week. That means food news coming up.

Speaker 16 (01:37:09):
Elvis ter Ran, the haggiest Elvis ter Ran in the
Morning Shows, the greatest morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Emma, deal with this. I promise it'll get worse.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Elvist Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
It is Thursday. It's food news Thursday. Our favorite day
of the week is today. Froggy is about to give
us some food news. We don't know what his food
news countdown is today. Nope. Are you gonna give us
a hint? Nope? Okay, we always seem to ruin that.
All right, food news is coming right up. Let's go
around the room. I'm gonna start with you, Froggy. What's
on your mind today? You think good?

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Here's something I don't understand. I don't understand people who
post on Facebook like, Hey, I'm trying to buy X
here's my VENMO. Will you send me some money?

Speaker 8 (01:37:51):
Why it's called student your shot man?

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
No, would you send money for somebody for that?

Speaker 8 (01:37:57):
I would not, but I'm sure that some people do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Okay, I just I don't understand it. I just think
it's weird and maybe I'm just out of touch.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I don't know. I am, I am. I is it
weird that it bothers me?

Speaker 11 (01:38:07):
No, it's the digital cup shaking, like someone standing outside
jingling a cup for change.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Yeah, I just like, I don't get it. I don't
understand that. But whatever, don't contribute.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
I wouldn't. Oh, No, I'm not. I don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
I'm not. I just I just I just think it's
very strange. I just maybe I'm just not part of
the new age. If that's the way of doing things.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
I don't know. That's why I was asking the new
age of cup shaking. Yeah, just begging, beg. I want,
I want to buy this. I can't afford it. Will
you send me some money on Venmo?

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
But you know what people do though?

Speaker 17 (01:38:34):
People?

Speaker 4 (01:38:35):
Does I want a Chanel bag? You think I could
do this?

Speaker 9 (01:38:38):
Try?

Speaker 11 (01:38:41):
But I love the people who post their Amazon wish lists,
like just in case, this is the stuff that I want.

Speaker 9 (01:38:46):
You to send me up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Pent Yeah, my god, producer, sand what's up with you today?

Speaker 14 (01:38:50):
So many people were asking on social yesterday, so I
thought I would give what I have as an update
about the bird that I found two days ago. So yes,
I did leave the show early to take it to
wild Bird Fund in the city. And what made me
so happy was there were other people with birds waiting
for the place.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
To be I met to get. They get sidewalk birds
every day.

Speaker 14 (01:39:11):
It made me so happy to see other people caring
that much that we were all waiting for the place
to open up.

Speaker 8 (01:39:15):
But yes, I handed them the bird and my information.
They were really rushed, so we didn't get to chitty chat.

Speaker 14 (01:39:20):
But I can call them to get an update on him,
and it doesn't It almost doesn't matter what the update is,
because either they're going to save him or he didn't
have to suffer anymore, which he would have suffered slowly.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
If that's the case, it would you rather not know?

Speaker 8 (01:39:33):
I think I might rather not know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
I'm kind of with you. Yeah, let's just go ahead
and assume that bird is flying around, right.

Speaker 14 (01:39:38):
Yes, But if you live in an area like me,
have city whatever, figure out what place is by you.
You can take an animal this way. If you do
find one, your brain doesn't panic and you know exactly
who to call on what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
There you have it. We love you, Love you, guys. Hey,
what's up there? Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:39:52):
I want to challenge everybody to do something today. Take
a look back at where you were at this moment
one year ago and see how much you've grown. You
might not I felt it, you might not even have
realized that it happened. But I promise you it did.
It's inevitable.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
It just goes that way that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
I saw you post that, Oh everything you've been through
in the past year, a lot of stuff, a lot
of headlines. Was that sort of the same thing?

Speaker 9 (01:40:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:13):
It was both.

Speaker 11 (01:40:14):
I mean there was you know, a bad thing happened
and I got sick and all this stuff happened, and
you know, I don't want to keep harping on that.
But within the last year after that, so much other
things happened as well, and I was like, man, everything happens.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
In just a year.

Speaker 11 (01:40:28):
You can look back and be like, holy cow, I've
come so far. If you can't remember, go look at
your pictures whatever it is. But I promised you you
have grown so much in the last year, and you
probably don't even know it. Give yourself some credit and
just try it today.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
I love seeing that. By the way, Thank you, Uh
Scarry what's up? So you're not gonna believe this is
coming from a guy like me, but you know I
started working out.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
I don't believe it in January.

Speaker 7 (01:40:47):
Wait, man's just point to this.

Speaker 15 (01:40:49):
I've been trying to work out twice a week and
I've been doing it religiously since January. Yesterday, for the
first time since then, my trainer had to cancel on me,
and I was upset about it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:59):
I can't believe.

Speaker 15 (01:41:00):
I was angry and I didn't get my workout in.
I mean, I'm gonna have to make it up next week.
But can you imagine that I can never find the day?
You know, ten years ago you'd never see think I
would be the person that would be that way, that
would be like, I can't I can't work out today,
Oh damn good thing on my couch?

Speaker 7 (01:41:18):
I was?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Did it kind of scary a little bit that you
felt that you felt cheated that you couldn't work out? Hey, Danielle,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
How come when you are served a hard boiled egg
on something, it does not smell, But then when I
come in and I open an egg with the shell,
it smells. I what's the difference.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
There is a reason why some smell and some don't.
And I forgot what it is. Isn't the length of
time you cook it? Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
I needed answer is because every time I'm served one,
it doesn't stink. But when someone opens it up right
in front of me in the shell, I'm like, that
smells awful.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Gandhi is googling, and well, save the answer for food News. Oh, okay,
Froggy will send it to you his special food News correspondent.
All right, hey, straight and eight, what's up? Okay?

Speaker 13 (01:42:03):
So back to Sam's bird yesterday. Do you know what
kind of bird that was? It was a juvenile house sparrow. Okay,
And the house sparrow not native to North America. In fact,
it's only native to certain parts of the world. But now,
because it has been introduced everywhere, it is the most
widespread bird in the entire world. You will find it everywhere.

(01:42:24):
And do you know the reason that it is here?
We're about to find out that's exactly right. The reason
it is here is because in the eighteen fifties some
guy was reading Shakespeare, and Shakespeare mentions a bunch of
different birds, and he mentioned.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
The house sparrow.

Speaker 13 (01:42:36):
So this guy brought this bird here and it spread
from Central Park and it went all over North America.

Speaker 9 (01:42:41):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
That is true. He also spread the starling and a
couple of other different birds. No, it wasn't a dick
kiss old bird.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Tough tit mounse tough to t moun I know that
I'm a burder the gourderka sure did.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Everyone to do their thing. Yeah, that means we are
clear for food. Noos, Rocky Froggy Froggy's food, dudes, he's
got the perfect meals to chew. Let's go, Froggy, what
do you got going on?

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
All right, First, let me answer Danielle's question. Okay, Danielle,
here you go. While you want the water to boil,
you don't want the eggs to stand in boiling water
for too long. The sulfurous smell comes from eggs that
get overcooked during the process.

Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
Oh my god, I right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
Eggs that are cooked for too long or too high
of a temperature will develop a green ring around the yelk,
and that causes the eggy smell. So this is where
it comes from.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
That green ring that's your stink.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Yes, nice?

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
This next story is for Nathan Nathan, Krispy Kreme understands
that you cannot be in Paris for the Olympics, so
they want to bring the taste of Paris to you
with the Passport to Paris Donuts. This the crimber Let donut,
the double Chocolate A Clear Donuts, and the Raspberry Vanilla
cream donut, all available for a limited time only right
now at participating Krispy Green in celebration of the Olympic.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Wee wee.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
McDonald's. If you remember, back on June twenty fifth, they
rolled out a five dollars menu deal was four piece chicken, McNuggets,
french fries, a drink, and your choice of a McChicken
or a mcdouble. It's been so wildly popular that McDonald's
had their busiest Tuesday of the year the day that
it rolled out.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
They have now said that it will be around for
about a month, So if that's the case, July twenty
fifth will be the end of this deal. It's unclear
if it will end on that day, but if you
like the five dollars menu deal, get to McDonald's now
before it ends. Elvis's story is for you. Did you
know that National ice Cream Day is on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Oh my god, oh that makes sense. A Sunday, Hey
see what you did day?

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
In celebration of National ice Cream Day on Sunday, Dairy
Queen is giving away free ice cream to all of
its customers. In the past, they've done like a cone,
whether it's a confetti cake, cookie monster, cherry peanut brittle cone,
it's all dipped and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
They're not doing that this year.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
This year they're giving away their iconic Dilly Bar for
free with any purchase, and that is a vanilla soft
star bar coated with chocolate hardshell. You can get one
any DQ Rewards member. All you have to make a
purchase of one dollar and you can get a free
Dilly Bar on Sunday at participating Dairy Queen.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I love where I live. I do live in DQ Country, Lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
I want you to know that I love a good
Dilly bar.

Speaker 12 (01:45:24):
M h.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
And by the way, the soft service cream machine always
works at Dairy Queens.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
So you know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
I love air fryers. And if you try to make
homemade French fries in the air fryer, a lot of
times they get puffy and they don't cook well. I'm
gonna give you the secret to homemade French fries that
are always crispy. No, you need to boil your potatoes
in salt water prior to putting them in the air fyer.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Really boil them.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Yeah, boil them for three to four minutes, if their
whole potatoes, five to seven minutes, and then you put
them in the air fryer and give them a sprints
of oil and they will come out super crispy single time.
So the secret is parboiling your potatoes. Yes, all right,
well I didn't know that. Are you ready for the countdown?

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
So here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
According to dieticians, these are the best high protein foods
that we can snack on throughout the day to keep
yourself from gaining weight. But you give you the energy
that you need to get. This is a great list,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:21):
What are they?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
Number five jerky? Really, yes, don't be a jerky. Just
eat some jerky.

Speaker 14 (01:46:29):
That is that for Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:46:29):
Like super high in sodium, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
Says one serving a beef jerky is one ounce contains
about ten grams of protein.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
It's good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
Number four Gandhi eats it wrong, but it's okay. However,
you want to eat it string cheese cheese.

Speaker 8 (01:46:41):
I eat it the best way, the way it should
be easy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
You really you mutilate it, Just bite it.

Speaker 8 (01:46:45):
Just bite it. It's more flavorful.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
Number four may not smell great, but can tuna or
the little lady will have the salmon. Salmon, yes, salmon, yeah,
eat more too. If you cook them too long, they
smell like farts. Hard boiled egg, yeah, I have a
good hard boiled And the number one high protein food
he eat its a snack through the day is Greek yogurt.

Speaker 7 (01:47:07):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
You know, I started getting into that cottage cheese. It's
so good, it's so full of protein. It's so good
it what wa spoiled milk? Yogurt is kind of issue?
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Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
Bring It in the Morning Show, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
We should expose you.

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
Yeah, I don't like you anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:47:58):
He's a monster.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
You are a murderer.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
That is not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
When we move on, Okay, you would have done the same.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
None of us.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Would have made it something. A lot of people are
gonna start texting in and they're gonna side with you
on this and shame on them. So okay, you know,
min I do it sooner.

Speaker 7 (01:48:15):
I wouldn't have had that problem.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Okay, you're doing you're doing the old man voice, the
old man voice.

Speaker 9 (01:48:20):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
So next to my door, you know that comes in
from the driveway, there's this ledge and a bird kept
trying to build a nest there, and I would take
it down before, way before it was ever big enough
for her to lay her eggs. I wanted her to
move out because I didn't want it there, because it's
a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Whatever. Anyway, she won. She built, she built the net,
the nest, and she she uh, she pushed her eggs out,
and I'm like, okay, well I'm gonna leave it. I'm
not touching it. That nest is going to say exactly
where that mama bird put him. One day her little
birds will hatch, they'll receive their nourishment from mom. And

(01:49:03):
then one day they'll leave the nest and fly away.
I think this is just a great story, and I
can watch it unfold every time I walk into my house. Well, unfortunately,
a storm came up and it blew her nest off
the ledge, and all the little all the little eggs
that looked they all smashed, and they all they all,
you know, didn't have a chance.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
But at least you tried to give her a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
I felt, and I felt awful, I mean, because you know,
she put all that time and energy and effort into
these these little babies, you know. And yeah, so Nate
O God goes home and a wreath on the front door,
and a bird built a nest in the back of
the wreath. Yes, yes, there's a wreath on the front door.
And a bird saw that there's an opportunity here. There's

(01:49:47):
a little nook and cranny there. So a bird built
a nest and popped out some eggs. I didn't know
this was happening because I was away for a long weekend.
And I come home and I see this bird fly
from the door, and I'm like, oh God, what the
hell was that bird doing there? And so then I
look closer as and I'm opening the only entrance to
my home and there's a nest with eggs there.

Speaker 4 (01:50:09):
So what did you do?

Speaker 9 (01:50:09):
Nate?

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
What did you tell everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
I got he got rid of I got rid of it.

Speaker 8 (01:50:15):
How did you get rid of them?

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
I got rid of it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Let's why didn't you just like put them in another.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Spot and maybe got to go there?

Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
It built its nest.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
There's signal is there? That's I don't think that's true.
I think maybe if the moment there is no other
place within the vicinity I could have put it. Did
you have a moment of regret?

Speaker 9 (01:50:34):
I did, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:50:35):
I didn't want to have to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
I didn't want to have to do was somebody's children?

Speaker 8 (01:50:38):
Yeah, that you did that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
I wish you could have put more thought into relocated them.
I look at trust me, you know I'm gonna let
you off the hook here because wait to hear a
scary story. Scary came home and he done a nest
with bird with bird eggs in it.

Speaker 15 (01:50:55):
And Okay, I was young, and I was dumb, and
it was a back patio and there was the nest
up there, and I didn't know any better. So I
just took a broomstick and I just started like like
poking the bottom of the nest to just see what
was going on in there, and I broke up the nest.

Speaker 7 (01:51:08):
We had brand new back patio furniture at the time.
What do you expect me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
So you can't have so your patio furniture beat out
life that God had given you right there in this nest.

Speaker 7 (01:51:21):
I once got bird crap on the hood of my
car and it stained. I kind of go get a
read a paint job.

Speaker 8 (01:51:26):
So you should kill every bird from now on.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
You are chemicals inside.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
I am so glad I've taught my children better because
one of my kids had a bird's nest on his
air conditioning unit. He said, I would rather be hot
than kill these birds, and he let the mama have
the babies and hat you murderers, murderers.

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
You know what I saw, lion king, and what you did,
scary was not a part of the circle of flying.

Speaker 4 (01:51:48):
No circle of stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:51:50):
Had you eaten the eggs, that would have been the circle.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
I thought you were gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
He took them inside and fried them up.

Speaker 13 (01:51:57):
So wait if I got these little eggs and I
cracked them and made a mini omelet. Yes, that would
have been fun. It's like the circle of life.

Speaker 8 (01:52:05):
Now when you know the mom, I didn't know the
did you sw fly away?

Speaker 7 (01:52:09):
She did seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
What was the matter?

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
What was the mom's name? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:52:16):
You don't name your birds.

Speaker 9 (01:52:17):
I'm just sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
I know what your name is right now.

Speaker 11 (01:52:20):
You built your house in their territory, so technically you
should have been the one thrown away.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
Thank you. You tell them the house was there before
their house was there.

Speaker 7 (01:52:28):
That's all I see.

Speaker 1 (01:52:29):
You see.

Speaker 13 (01:52:29):
I didn't want to have this because any time I
would have opened the door, those birds would have been bloom.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
But I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
Understand how you didn't like say to yourself, okay, you
know what, I'm just gonna move them someplace instead of
throwing them in the garbage. You don't throw them in
the garden.

Speaker 1 (01:52:43):
Look, trust me. I look. There was no nook or
other cranny within the twenty feet that I could I
gotta go world of nooks and cran and you could
have found that. What's scary people are texting in this.
I told you people would come to your rescue. I
would have done that too, Nate. Next on my front
door wreath time I left it there mama bird got

(01:53:06):
in the house. Never again, wreath on your front door?

Speaker 17 (01:53:09):
Name?

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Does Sam producer Sam know that the one took the
person who took an injured bird to the bird sanctuary house?

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Whatever they You know that Lego said she gave him yesterday.
That's coming right back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:53:24):
My sister and I were in our apartment one day
and we saw a mouse run across the floor. We
told the management company. They said what they were going
to do. We said, no, no, no, don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:53:32):
We moved.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
They were going to extinguish the mouse, right, yeah, they.

Speaker 8 (01:53:35):
Did not have any nice ways of getting them out.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
All right, look you know, here we are.

Speaker 9 (01:53:39):
I have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
Here we are. But you did then you wait, here's
what made it worse. Here's where you fed up. You
told this story to Scotty B and the two of
you laughed so hard you almost fell over. I didn't
laugh Scotty laughing. You guys thought it was so scotty.
You guys thought this was so funny. Do he killed
these birds?

Speaker 21 (01:53:59):
I was just I was laughing, picturing it all in
my head, and Nate coming home being so angry and
throwing the thing in.

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
A garbage can. That's what I was laughing at.

Speaker 21 (01:54:07):
Do you think it's funny? No, that the picture of
that in my head, I think is funny. Not not
what he did, just him getting all angry.

Speaker 11 (01:54:14):
Wasn't Nate first of all, just saying how he's the
burder of the show and always wondering about why he's
got such bad karma.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
And I find it funny that burder and murderer sound alike.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
He's the burderer.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
You're a burderer, a mass burderer because you've killed many more.
We got to move on. This is just, this is just,
this is negativity for all of us. We're all swimming
in Nate's ocean of negativity.

Speaker 11 (01:54:42):
Yeah, because if he gets struck by lightning, we all
get hit right now, So right, I'm moving here.

Speaker 1 (01:54:46):
Why don't you move over there? Go sit by Scotty
Bee and Scotty Bee hang out together, be hit by
his you know, he is lightning all the way. Anyway,
you can share Hey that sh.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
And Hey, what's up a sweedia?

Speaker 9 (01:55:01):
What's good?

Speaker 6 (01:55:01):
As metro Boomer and Travis Durant go Elvis Duran in the.

Speaker 1 (01:55:05):
Morning Show, What a day tomorrow? Even a better day?
It's Friday. Joj On is on with us tomorrow. How
great is that? Until then we are watching.

Speaker 4 (01:55:15):
I can't believe it's a sixth sieson Ver Mayor of
Cobra Kai on Netflix. That's awesome. And Press Your Luck
is on. That's for Scotty. He likes those game shows
Lucky thirteen and those about to Die on Peacop

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
Till tomorrow, say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,