FULL SHOW: The Day We Red-Flagged Everything

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I find the Kardashians to be brilliant.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nope, treating it, but you're a murderer.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I'd like to work out.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
If you think I'm gay, to raise your hand.

Speaker 6 (00:11):
Yeah, can't lie when you smoke a lot of punt.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Nope, No, am I a sick bastard?

Speaker 7 (00:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm pretty limber from my stature.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Nope, we're just talking about nothing.

Speaker 8 (00:19):
Yeah, el Vista ran in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (00:23):
We're here talking with Froggy's beautiful, wonderful best friend wife, Lisa.

Speaker 10 (00:28):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Lisa Hi.

Speaker 9 (00:32):
So a conversation came up with Froggy and me Lisa.
We're talking about loving ourselves, like how do we treat
each other? How do we treat ourselves? Are we treating
ourselves as lovingly as we do our friends and sometimes?
Froggy says that Lisa definitely treats everyone like the kings
and queens that they are in her life, but she
doesn't treat herself like that.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yep, Yep, you're exactly right.

Speaker 11 (00:54):
I see the way that she uplifts other people and
goes out of her way to make everybody else's day
around her better. But then I see the way that
she talks to herself. I see the way that she
looks at herself and the way that she thinks and
feels about herself, and it drives me crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
How do you feel about That's true?

Speaker 10 (01:11):
It's correct.

Speaker 12 (01:12):
I mean I am very critical of myself. I'm never
happy on how I look ever, whether it's you know,
my weight, or if it's my nose, or if it's
anything the clothes I wear, and then my motivation's just off.
I just feel like I can't do anything.

Speaker 10 (01:27):
I can't.

Speaker 12 (01:27):
I couldn't get that job. I'm not qualified when probably
I am so. I mean, I've been like this all
my life. But I do enjoy lifting others me.

Speaker 9 (01:36):
And you do a great job. But I got to
say something I don't think in my opinion. Keep in mind,
I'm not a trained psychologist.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
You know how we always talk about the most hateful
people in life are that way because they hate themselves.
You see, here's what I believe about you, Lisa, and
anyone else that's feeling like you that really kind of
slices themselves in half as much as they can. I
think you do love yourself because I don't think that
you would be treating all of us this. Well, if
you hated yourself, so what's the deal. I truly believe

(02:05):
that there is a chance you have a wall around
your heart that it's refusing you to see how great
of a person you really are, and you're not making
You're not loving yourself more than other people, and you're not.
You need to bank yourself the superstar of your life.
You really should.

Speaker 10 (02:21):
You right, and you're right about that wall.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You are the most It's true you do love yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
We have to.

Speaker 9 (02:27):
We have to make that connection, though you have to
find a way to do it. You are and need
to be the most important person in your life. I
really truly think that, and.

Speaker 11 (02:35):
It sounds so simple because I always say to her,
I wish she could see what I see. I wish
she could see the person that I look at and
the person that I live with.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I mean, I can.

Speaker 11 (02:44):
Tell you that I would never have made it to
where I am now without her caring for me every
single day and making sure that everything was right. And
I've seen her do that for many people. And I
wish she saw what I saw when I looked at her.
And I don't know how to snap my fingers or
turn the switch and make it happen.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
And daniel you're her best friend.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You think she's so funny.

Speaker 13 (03:04):
She is the first one when like I'm having a
crappy day, She'll text me you need to talk, you
need to talk. Or even if I'm like down on
myself or down on something else, she will smack my
face over the bone and.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Get me right back up. And that's what I need
a lot of times, you know.

Speaker 13 (03:19):
And she's just amazing at it, and she's such an
amazing person and she needs to see that, has to
see that.

Speaker 9 (03:26):
So Lisa, question what Danielle is describing. Are you great
at doing that for other people? I mean, think about it.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
If you could give yourself a grade.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
Of ten being the best at lifting other people up
and making them feel good about themselves, how well do
you do How great do you do it?

Speaker 10 (03:39):
That I would think of ten?

Speaker 12 (03:41):
And I yeah, definitely, you know how I see it,
And you're right, And I see it on social media
a lot because I post a lot of motivational things
and I get a lot of direct messages of people
thanking me. And you have no idea I needed this
today and I'm going through this right now and you're
so great and keep posting, and I mean that helps,
that's really really nice. That's when I know that I'm
doing something right.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
What about your dark side? What are some things about
you that no really truly? What are things about you
that you wish were different?

Speaker 12 (04:10):
I just as far as my self esteem is just crap.
I wish I felt better physically about myself. I wish
I didn't worry about wait all the time, and oh
what do you you know? You can't eat that or
you can wear that. You couldn't do this, you couldn't
get this job. I mean, I just, I just I
just beat myself down and I shouldn't be like that.
I used to have some type of small confidence somewhere,

(04:32):
but nothing ever on a large scale. I don't take selfies,
I don't do any of that stuff.

Speaker 10 (04:35):
I'm just not. I'm just it's just not me.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
I don't know, you know what, I'll wish you something,
But you know what, you're not lacking anything.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You've got it.

Speaker 9 (04:42):
You have everything you need to live the greatest life.
It's already in there. You just got to uncover it.
You know what I learned a long time ago is everything.
As far as I go. That's dark to me, my
dark side, the things that I didn't like. I just
learned to turn it around and embrace those things. And
I know it's easier said than done. I I do
have low self esteem. Let me work on that.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
I don't like my fat thighs. All right, Well, who's
who are they hurting?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You know? I'm living a great life.

Speaker 14 (05:09):
You.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
I really do think we all need to do a
better job at embracing the things about us that are
not perfect.

Speaker 13 (05:15):
I think a lot of times we notice these things too,
and other people don't even notice them, like the fat
thighs or the you know whatever, and people are like,
what are you even talking about?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Like nobody notices that?

Speaker 10 (05:25):
You know?

Speaker 12 (05:25):
They don't, right, I know, And that's so funny you
said that. Because I'm so insecure about my nose. I
can't even I never ever ever take pictures from the
side ever. And I've been that way all my life.
And Scott's at my husband's like, oh, you know, I
wouldn't even notice it. A lot of people are like that,
I don't see anything, and I'm like, well, I'll talk And.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
No matter how much we tell you that you're not
going to believe us.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
But you know what, So therefore, if you when you
just come to accept the fact that you don't like
your nose, it doesn't matter what we think. You don't
like your nose, then go with it. Don't like it,
I mean, just but understand it makes you unique. And
understand it's not the most important. It's not even in
the top one thousand things about things that are most important.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
You know, nobody sees it, but you.

Speaker 12 (06:06):
All right, and I let it take over. It's like
it takes over my life, like, oh, look in the mirror,
look at that thing again, or look at this. You
know you can't get in these shorts or you can't
And I don't want to feel like that.

Speaker 10 (06:15):
And you're right, I need the connection.

Speaker 12 (06:16):
I'm missing a connection, just something in the middle that
can just so I finally can take that, just that
breath of fresh air and just say I can do this.

Speaker 10 (06:24):
I can.

Speaker 12 (06:24):
I can overcome it. I think if I would live
a whole lot happier. I think I just I don't know.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
It's going to hit you one day and you're going
to go, oh my god, I do love me. But
until then, you know, you have to find these little ways,
these little tricks. Think about all the things that have
happened into your life. I mean things that I don't
want you to talk about here. This is an inner conversation.
Any abuse, anything that was that came across that was
so just mind blowing and.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Bad and difficult to deal with.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
From when you were a kid, all the way up
to when your husband, you know, was in the room
of surgery with his head open. You know, those things
do affect you, Okay. Add on top of those things,
the fact that you don't like your nose, and the
whole list of things.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I do think you'd love you. I really truly think you.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You're the one.

Speaker 14 (07:08):
You love it.

Speaker 13 (07:09):
And she's the one who told me, Oh, you're gonna
get to a certain a Danielle, that you're not gonna
give up.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You're gonna tell everyone whatever, you.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Know, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
She's obviously not at that age because she's still giving him.
So yeah, you know, Lisa, you use that I'm older
than you and one you're near my age, You're not
gonna give a crap about anyone.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
You're obviously not there.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
Because when you do get to that age, this is
something to look forward to when you get to that
age in life where you don't give a crap about
the things that aren't important, that's exactly when you're gonna
really understand how much you love yourself. So maybe the
key is we need to we need to peel away
all these things that we really shouldn't be fretting about.

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Yeah, that's that's a good way to put it. Actually
peeling it away for sure.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Don't even start with yourself just talking to talk about
the you know, people say rude things let it go
or this jackacid.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
You gotta you gotta drive away from it. What's up frog?

Speaker 15 (07:56):
You know.

Speaker 11 (07:56):
Lisa always says that because I didn't know her when
she was, you know, much much younger, she always says
that she and her group of friends, she was the
one that never had a boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Everybody else had a boyfriend.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Oh yeah, I was the fat friend. I was the
Oh look she's so nice. So for years years that
was me.

Speaker 12 (08:14):
But if you liked me, boy, if it could be
even like not even liked me, gave me an ounce
of attention. I was like, oh, I think he likes me.
And then things never panned out. It should have panned out,
but that was many a times.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You're a lovely, lovely person.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
And we could sit here and just scream that out
loud from the mountaintops as much as we want, but
until you start to see it, it's not going to matter.
But I do think you love yourself. Jess is Online
twenty four. She feels the same way as you.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You're not alone. There are lot of people who feel
this way.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
You love making people feel better, right, Jess, But you
feel the same way about yourself.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's like, eh, oh so much.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I absolutely do.

Speaker 16 (08:50):
And Lisa, you are fabulous and don't don't you ever
let yourself feel that that's not the case.

Speaker 10 (08:56):
Oh my god, that's so nice.

Speaker 16 (08:57):
That's what's ther inside and out.

Speaker 10 (09:01):
Oh thank you, that's so nice. I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I'm trying, keep trying.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Your embrace your dark stuff and embrace the bad side.
You're gonna just recognize it's there. Hi, Jess, thank you
for listening. Amy Online twenty three. Hey, Amy, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (09:19):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (09:20):
Know much?

Speaker 18 (09:20):
So are you?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
We're doing well?

Speaker 9 (09:22):
You know, we're just talking to our best friend Lisa
and everyone else who's in our same situation.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
What's up with you? Amy?

Speaker 18 (09:30):
Nothing? I was just listening to what Lisa was saying,
and I feel like a lot of times it's easy
to identify something and help others with the issues that
we see in ourselves with the help that we wish
we could receive.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well, hey, talk to her, make her feel better.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
Talk to her, Lisa, as if you be talking to yourself,
because she's talking about the same thing you're going through.
I mean, what do you want to tell someone who
feels like crap about themselves but they are very loving
to other people.

Speaker 12 (09:58):
I would start with the whole we're thankful for this life,
and you have to just kind of embrace that, and
you have to embrace who you are and and to
the point, like Danielle said, I do feel like I
don't want to care what anybody else thinks, and we
really and it's a tough time right now, but yeah,
you have to, like Elvis said, you got to learn
to love yourself.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
I mean, this is this is our only life, this
is it.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
There's a way to love yourself, Amy, Jess Froggy, Danielle Lisa.
You can't love yourself till you know yourself. And then
that's a very very very important.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Thing to remember.

Speaker 9 (10:30):
You could be a walking mystery you may not even
know yourself at all. There are probably friends of yours
that know you better than you know yourself. How many
of us have had friends tell us that, oh, I.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Know you're better than you know yourself.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Yeah, yeah, maybe it's true because there are things in
our lives about us amy that we don't like, so
we don't want to know it. So you get you
have to get to know yourself before you can like
yourself and then love yourself and.

Speaker 12 (10:54):
Surround yourself by people that will uplift you, because I mean,
at least that's a that's a road that helps for sure.
I mean, I have everybody that tells me and it's
so nice. I just have to accept it myself.

Speaker 18 (11:06):
It's easier to help others than it is to help yourself.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
It is to know yourself.

Speaker 13 (11:11):
How many times as if you said or giving someone
advice because I know I do it, and I go, dude,
did that just come out of my mouth?

Speaker 14 (11:17):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's good advice? I wish I think of myself.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You're a friend, genius. What's scary?

Speaker 19 (11:23):
I really think it has a lot to do with
the circle of friends that you keep around you, because
earlier in life, when I was feeling down in the dumps.
I was with with the wrong crew of people, and
I got myself out of that crew and now I
have people that are uplifting in my world and all
the toxicity is gone, except.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
For maybe a couple of friends that are just like whatever.

Speaker 19 (11:45):
But like I do believe that I'm thinking of like
that scene in The Lion King or something, when they
raise they raise up the baby.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's like, your friends are the ones raising you up.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
You are baby Simba. They're making you feel good and
that's You're.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Right though, But that's only a part of it. But
we know Lisa, she is surrounded by very positive people.
So Amy, thank you for your call. I hope you
have the best day ever, and thank you for being
a part of our show. We appreciate you, We appreciate.

Speaker 18 (12:10):
Fine you and you You're fabulous, Lisa.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
Get to know get to know yourself. Sometimes it's frightening
to learn the truth about us, about ourselves, it is,
but you got to do it, and then you have
to embrace it.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
We love you.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
What if we did it more? You think that would
help you feel better about romantic I'm just trying to
help you, guys.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, I think if you would have sex with
your husband more, that could solve all these problems.

Speaker 10 (12:39):
Yeah, that'll do it right there.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
Let's let's all do every single person listening, every single
person on the show today, learn something new about yourself.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And it may be frightening, it may be.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
A downer, it may be fantastic, but you need to
get to know yourself a little better.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
All right, we got to move on. We love you, Lisa.
We'll talk to you.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thank you, have a beautiful thank you. I'm sorry. Was
that funny?

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Elvis Daran in the Morning show?

Speaker 20 (13:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Hi, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 21 (13:20):
Today?

Speaker 13 (13:20):
One of those wedding ones that we love to play
every now and then. Kim phone tapping her sister Heather.
She's getting married in a couple of months and everything
is going really, really smoothly, So we need to call
her to tell her that we have to move the wedding.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
You know, when you guys do these wedding phone taps,
you know you're asking for trouble.

Speaker 17 (13:37):
I know.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
See what happens in Daniel's phone tap?

Speaker 22 (13:40):
Hello head?

Speaker 17 (13:42):
Yeah, Hey, I have Lillian on the phone from nine.

Speaker 23 (13:45):
You're both sat. She's this listen to Victoria.

Speaker 24 (13:48):
She was calling me because it's a flight problem.

Speaker 17 (13:50):
So I have her on the phone with me as well.
I threw rate her in.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
What's the matter.

Speaker 17 (13:54):
Well, I think you should probably talk to her, are
you dear Lillian?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Is this Heather?

Speaker 17 (13:58):
Yes it is.

Speaker 13 (13:59):
We're having a slight situation with the day. The room
is not going to be available that day.

Speaker 17 (14:04):
I was just there the other day and there was
no problem.

Speaker 13 (14:07):
Yeah, this actually just happened recently, in the last couple
of days. There's a couple and they are interested in
that room, and apparently they're paying two hundred dollars a plate.
So I was told that you will need to move
your reception to another night.

Speaker 17 (14:21):
No, that's not possible. I'm having a Saturday wedding.

Speaker 23 (14:24):
I'm not.

Speaker 17 (14:25):
I'm that's my weekend off. Everybody can come.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
Not gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
It's my wedding, it's my day.

Speaker 17 (14:30):
Well, I have to be the one to accommedy people.

Speaker 25 (14:33):
Be the bigger person.

Speaker 17 (14:34):
No, not really, Okay, Well that I know I'm being
spoiled today.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
What do you want for me?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Would you be willing to get married on a Friday night.

Speaker 17 (14:43):
No, it's not an office changed my night. It's not
an option you could tell the other people now, just
because they're getting more money per plate does not mean
that you could take my plate away from me.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
You have to understand the burns is this is their
like second wedding. They're like seventy years old. This is
really special for them.

Speaker 17 (14:58):
But then their second way that they didn't write the
first time, ma'am?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is that nice to say? Honestly, that's not very.

Speaker 17 (15:03):
Fair, but it's nice to say. They're not nice to say,
it's my wedding day. I chose to date, I chose
the place. I already have everything depositive, everything put down.
This is my first wedding. I've been with this guy
for eight years.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Well, that's not my fault.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
It took me long. It took me a very long time, ma'am.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
You waited eight years as it was, So what is
a couple more months.

Speaker 17 (15:23):
Change the other people's room.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
They're seventy years old. They may not be around much longer.
Don't you understand that.

Speaker 17 (15:29):
Okay, bout them get married next week. It's they're not
gonna takes my room up.

Speaker 13 (15:33):
What if there was a way to share the room
with them. No, No, there's such a cute couple. I
could set it up that you can meet them ahead
of time.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I don't care.

Speaker 17 (15:43):
If you're cute, you cannot do it is to people,
you cannot work this way. You're not understanding. I'm not
changing my day, I'm not having them in my wedding ceremony,
and I'm not changing my room.

Speaker 13 (15:53):
But what you're not understanding is that they'll take you
guys to court.

Speaker 17 (15:56):
This can't be legal. This is don't care to fine
print in your contract whatever it says that you cannot
want a business this way. I know, but they didn't
do this to people, ma'am.

Speaker 13 (16:05):
They wouldn't even take up much room at the wedding
if I get them to cut their go down.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
To fair fees.

Speaker 17 (16:09):
Don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
We can hide them in the corner somewhere.

Speaker 17 (16:12):
I don't care.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
The burnses are small. You know, when you get old,
you get shorter and you shrivel up a little bit.

Speaker 17 (16:18):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Car Okay, listen, ma'am.

Speaker 17 (16:22):
My room is staying the same.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But out of the kindness of your heart, you could
do it.

Speaker 17 (16:27):
I'm going to be selfish today of my wedding.

Speaker 13 (16:29):
What if we find a way to you to make
your grand entrance from the floor and you come up,
Oh my.

Speaker 17 (16:35):
God, because you know what, that's not already included. Thank
you so much for looking at my contract.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh yeah, that's a great that's right. I forgot that's
already here.

Speaker 17 (16:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what else you got?

Speaker 12 (16:45):
Just that?

Speaker 13 (16:45):
This is Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 17 (16:50):
Ah, I love you. I was seriously ride it, jump
off into water.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
I'm gonna beat Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 19 (17:01):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 20 (17:04):
The Elvis dan phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Come on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (17:17):
So Danielle, gosh, you know what, she's the first to
lose it if a caller calls and talks about cheating
on their significant other, right, yeah, it makes me a
little surprised that she is aiding and a betting a
cheat situation with a friend. If you want to talk

(17:39):
about this, but.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
This is good cheating, This is.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay. You tell the story Danielle, then let us be
the judge.

Speaker 13 (17:46):
So Nordstrom is having their yearly sale, right, so in
order for you to take advantage, especially of the early
sales stuff, you have to have your Nordstrom card. She
lives at the beach for the summer, and she did
not have her Nordstrom card. So I said to her, Hey,
I'll buy it for you and then I'll send it

(18:08):
to my house and then you can just send me
the money.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
You know, venmo me whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Why why didn't you have to send it to your.

Speaker 13 (18:14):
House because she's not home? So I said, why send
it to your house? Send it to my house when
you're down the beach.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And that's it.

Speaker 13 (18:23):
So I had to go and explain to my husband,
just so you know, there'n't be a bunch of boxes coming.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
They're shoeboxes. They're not my shoe boxes. They are shoeboxes.
And I don't think he believes me.

Speaker 13 (18:36):
So then yesterday boxes came and there's a text chain
now that says, let me reado this text chain, Hey,
five more packages came today with your wife's name. I
really think there's some shenanigans going on here. And this
text went to the husband because I'm getting her boxes

(18:57):
so that she doesn't get busted and you know, okay,
wait is it down the shore for the summer?

Speaker 14 (19:02):
Wait?

Speaker 9 (19:02):
Wait, wait, hold on, So you're actually using the words
she could get busted so her husband doesn't know that
she's ordering all this stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
From Okay, you're helping her cheat. Yeah, everybody does it.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
What are you talking about? Everybody does it.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Everybody doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Everybody does it.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Okay, Back in the day, there were times I would
sneak a little shoe box in here or there. Times
more than time, they would be delivered to the apartment,
and I would quickly take the shoes out of the
box and take the shoes the shoe box down to
the trash room and like, you know, get rid of
it where I was caught because I don't I don't
want to answer to that.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's like, okay, right, but so.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
How many like how much clothing did you help her
buy behind her husband's bed?

Speaker 14 (19:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Please, I'd be honest, A lot of stuff. She sends
stuff here. I've sent stuff there, you know.

Speaker 13 (19:59):
Wait a minute, and stuff to your wife's house too,
What are you talking about?

Speaker 11 (20:03):
We really have We've had a box show up and
it's got Danielle Monaro on it.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I'm like, why are we getting grab for Danielle live
in the same state.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Why I know it's so stupid to.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Florida because because I needed it there.

Speaker 13 (20:17):
I needed it for something there, so I said, I'll
just send it there and leave it there for when
I get there.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Let me tell you something you don't know.

Speaker 11 (20:25):
In my guest bathroom, there is a section under the
sink that is Danielle's.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
Yes, there is, Oh really, Yes, you keep a whole
bag at Froggy's house.

Speaker 11 (20:33):
Yes, yes, that way when she travels here, saysn't have
to carry anything, so she just ships everything here.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Pretty soon the.

Speaker 11 (20:39):
Closet will be filled with Daniels close will just be
able to just show up.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Well, you have a you have a Florida wardrobe and
that your husband knows nothing about it.

Speaker 13 (20:48):
If we say we have a Miami jingle ball, I
need some shoes for my new dress, why send them
to my house?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Send them they don't live.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
In Miami, they live in Jacksonville. But it's a whole
stay away.

Speaker 13 (21:01):
But I'm not gonna wear them here, I'm gonna wear
them there, So send them to Lisa. She'll hold them
for me and then I'll wear them there and then
it causes.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Less problems, don't you get it?

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Okay, I'm with you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, okay, Froggy, let me let me, let me turn
the tables. Froggy.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
I know you're a you're a golf enthusiast. Do you
ever buy like a putter when no one's looking?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I mean, yes?

Speaker 14 (21:25):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah, because I mean.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
I have to talk quietly because she's on the side
of the wall, So hold them into r micup so
she doesn't understand how much golf clubs cost.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Oh, I'll just tell her like, hey, this was on sale.
These are like fifty dollars or seventy five dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Really golf clubs, like how much are four hundred dollars?
Can you drive?

Speaker 6 (21:46):
That's much worse than what I do, Frogy.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
No, it's not, yes, it is.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
No, I've never done that before ever. Never, never, of.

Speaker 9 (21:56):
Course, because I remember in the old days, Alex would
he would become livid every time I would come home
with shoes.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, and then one day he looked up and said,
I give up. I give up. I just give up,
and I'm like, thank you. It's my money.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
I earned it. If I want shoes, I'll buy shoes.
It's not that you're buying them and spending the money.
It's that you're hoarding them. You have shoes you never wear.
And now he's right now, they're all in a closet
in New York City. I'm nowhere near them, you know.
Out here at the house, I have like five pair
of shoes and I wear one pair.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's it. I don't I don't need anything.

Speaker 13 (22:31):
I will go into I will go into Sheldon's closet now,
or he'll come out and I'll go.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh, when when did you get those?

Speaker 13 (22:38):
And instead of like me busting him, I get, oh,
these new shoes that I bought that I don't buy
a new pair every month, or three or four new
pairs every month. These that I have just bought a
new pair that I haven't And I'm like, okay, okay,
by one.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
If you have to say it like that, then you
know there's trouble.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
I mean, Mary Bryan Ryan is online twenty four Let's
go talk to her.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Hey, Ryan, how are you well?

Speaker 10 (23:06):
How are you well?

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Now that you're here we're doing great. Okay, we hear
you loud and clear. Actually you're very clear. So your
mother in law does this all the time. What does
she do, Ryan?

Speaker 16 (23:17):
She does do this not with me, but with her
sister who lives.

Speaker 26 (23:21):
In Well, this is her excuse.

Speaker 16 (23:24):
Her excuse is that there's no tax where we live,
so she'll have it such to my mother in law's house.
So I really think it's because she's hiding where she's
purchasing from her husband.

Speaker 23 (23:36):
So my father in law.

Speaker 16 (23:39):
I mean, steam just comes out of his ears because
there's packages coming all the time, and my mother in
law's like, it's my sister, it's my sister. And then
when they are able to connect, then my mother in
law brings her all the things that she's going to
sneak into the house, you know, fills.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Up the trunk. She fills up the trunk with her stuff.

Speaker 23 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
You know what.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
I used to live that life, Ryan, and now I'm
so relieved. I don't hide anything anymore. And Danielle, stop
hiding your purchases from your husband.

Speaker 14 (24:11):
I get it.

Speaker 16 (24:12):
But that's good to hear because I recently went through
my closet and perched, you know, donated like four bags
of clothing so than buying something to replenish. And each
time the mail comes, I'm like quickly running to the mailboxer,
running to the door, so like sneak it upstairs and
my husband doesn't see.

Speaker 27 (24:32):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (24:32):
I had that conversation too when I donated things. The
conversation went like this, just because you're taking stuff out
and donating, it doesn't mean it's time to replenish.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I got that conversation.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
He's right.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
No, if you if you tear a house down, you've
got an empty lot. It's time to rebuild.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Oh no, I'm telling you right. I know. Hey Ryan,
what are you doing today? What's your day all about?

Speaker 28 (24:56):
Well, I'm actually had it to work.

Speaker 16 (24:58):
It's my second day back after being on maternity leave.
We actually spoke. I was from the reading like a
couple of months ago, right before I had my baby.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
So all good for you. I'm so happy for you, Ryan.
Congratulations and back to work. Are you excited about getting
back to work?

Speaker 16 (25:15):
Yeah, I'm feeling really good. I had a really nice
homecoming yesterday with a new office and things like that.
I worked in healthcare, so but it was so nice everyone.

Speaker 14 (25:25):
You know.

Speaker 16 (25:25):
They made me signs and posting through puint of pictures
of my baby girl and hung them in my office.
So it's really nice.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Excellent. Well, have a great day at work.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
Ryan, It's it's great to know you're listening to us
and we'll be on for you every day.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
How you like.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
Thanks so much, all right, thanks thanks for calling. So
in closing, Danielle, you are helping your friend. You're enabling
your friend, okay, to cheat on her husband.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, I'm good with that, you know that, right. That
kind of cheating is fine, the other kind, but this
kind is okay.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
So it's just in a text. It's called financial fidelity.

Speaker 19 (26:00):
Yes, But to Ryan's point, and there are some people
out there that legitimately want to save on sales tax
I'm a clearinghouse in the state of New Jersey for
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
People send stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
To me all the time. They'll go in person in
New York State. That's not the issue.

Speaker 9 (26:17):
If they're sending it to you to keep it a
secret from someone else, that's a whole.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
That's their own business.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
That's none of my business.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I just gets at my door, like, okay, here you go.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
You're complicit. If it were, you are complicit, still be
in trouble?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
You're all right.

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Finish this phrase Philly cheese.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
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Speaker 9 (28:53):
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Speaker 9 (29:09):
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Speaker 16 (29:13):
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Speaker 6 (29:23):
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Speaker 26 (29:43):
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Speaker 3 (29:47):
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Speaker 6 (29:52):
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Speaker 9 (29:55):
Don't give away the answers I mean we do already. Okay,
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Speaker 2 (30:02):
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Speaker 9 (30:07):
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Speaker 2 (30:21):
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Frustrating.

Speaker 16 (30:26):
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Speaker 9 (30:33):
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Speaker 19 (30:39):
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Speaker 22 (30:42):
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Speaker 2 (30:44):
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and oh my god, these people are so stupid. We
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can't understand what's going on.

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Speaker 2 (31:18):
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Speaker 11 (31:22):
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Speaker 5 (31:23):
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Speaker 10 (31:25):
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Speaker 5 (32:03):
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Speaker 2 (32:05):
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Speaker 1 (32:11):
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Speaker 5 (32:21):
One more?

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Speaker 2 (33:08):
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Put its outrage.

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Speaker 16 (33:33):
Melissa?

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Anything good?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Do not have anything?

Speaker 17 (34:11):
For all that?

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Speaker 16 (34:22):
Thank you guys. I listened to you all the time.

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Well, thank you for me the only voice of reason today.

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But I could not listen to those people anymore.

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Speaker 2 (34:52):
We have a listener on the line. Good morning, listener,
good morning, good morning. Is okay if we say your name?

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Yeah, absolutely, good morning, Kristen.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (35:03):
I already know why she's calling and what she's asking everything,
and I already have my answer for you, but I'm
going to leave it, leave it be until everyone else
can hear your story. So you are so excited you're
getting married, right, yeah, next summer and it should be
the most happiest time of your life getting married. So
how did you guys decide to get married? What's the

(35:24):
ceremony going.

Speaker 14 (35:25):
To be like?

Speaker 23 (35:25):
So we actually had it on a cruise ship wedding.
My fiance has already been married before. The idea of.

Speaker 21 (35:33):
Doing a full traditional wedding and being in front of
all those people and doing that stresses me out so much, right,
So we were actually just going to do a courthouse
wedding and just kind of get it over and be
done with. But then we heard that you can do
weddings on cruise ships and it was kind of perfect
for us because everything's all pre planned. We picked a date,
picked a ship. We just kind of show up and
whoever wants to come can join us. So we're pretty

(35:55):
excited about the idea of that.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
And that's what it is, cruise ships, you know it is.
If you can make it, we'd love to have you anyway. So,
but there is a fly in the ointment as they sell,
and what is that?

Speaker 23 (36:07):
That would be my sister in law.

Speaker 21 (36:09):
Okay, so yeah, we have we've butted heads the time
or two in the past, but we worked through it
and we try to be as civil with each other
as possible.

Speaker 23 (36:20):
But she's already starting to make.

Speaker 21 (36:22):
Comments about how expensive it is and she's going to
have to start fundraising and selling feat pictures and doing
this and.

Speaker 16 (36:28):
That to be able to afford it.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
She's gonna self self feet pictures.

Speaker 27 (36:33):
I love.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
She has a plan.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
She must, she must really want to be there. So
she's already given you grief. Oh my god, she's going
to cost me a lot of money to go on
the cruise ship. Blah blah blah. So how is it
as of today, Like, what's the latest conversation you had?

Speaker 21 (36:46):
So we haven't even had a conversation. I have a
Facebook group put together with all the information in one
central location. So what's going on and what they need
to do. She's leaving comments on stuff she has expressly about.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
It, right, She's leaving comments on the Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Okay, well, I mean maybe there should be a direct conversation.
What's that, Daniel?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
I mean, do we want to give our opinions yet?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (37:07):
I feel like it's your wedding and you need to
do your wedding the way you want to do it,
and unfortunately not everyone's going to agree. And if she
can't afford to be there, then you just have to
understand and you have to be understanding about it, and
she has to just not come.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
And that's it.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
I mean, I think, you know, yeah, I think the
mistake came by telling people you were getting married. Should
have been a secret you.

Speaker 27 (37:31):
Did.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
No, that is not real. That is not advice.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
No, because of.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Course people are gonna People always complain about destination weddings
or having to spend a ton of money on weddings.

Speaker 14 (37:41):
They just do.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
And if you want something private for yourself, you should
definitely do what you want. Just don't tell them come
back and throw a tiny party.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Hey, so you haven't had a direct conversation. I think
you should first of all, and yeah.

Speaker 23 (37:55):
No, yeah, that's the plan. I just needed to complain
about it a little bit. But I don't and I
get that.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
But here's the thing. I so agree with Danielle, not
as much Gandhi.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
I said, she should do what she wants.

Speaker 15 (38:04):
You want.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
It is your wedding, and you know, so for.

Speaker 23 (38:09):
The wedding we plant ceremony import Oh.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
So they can go to the ceremony before the cruise
ship takes off, Yes, and so they can get off.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I know, but it's your wedding. This phone line is
not doing well. Here's the thing. It is your wedding.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
You should do what you want. But there's another thing
to consider. She is your sister in law and you're
stuck with each other. So there needs to be there
needs to be a conversation. You need to connect with
her because, let let's face it, you want to get along.
You don't want to cause or you don't want them
to think you're trying to cause problem.

Speaker 13 (38:40):
Maybe she thinks she's being funny and she doesn't realize
she's really hurting your feelings.

Speaker 23 (38:46):
That's probably what it is, which means it's.

Speaker 25 (38:51):
Not what it is.

Speaker 23 (38:52):
It's not nearly as funny as she thinks she is.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Well, look, let me ask you this, and you can
be candid with us. Is there a chance that you
knew she wouldn't be able to go, so that's why
you did it this way?

Speaker 13 (39:05):
I mean, Okay, now I'm changing my mind about what
I'm saying.

Speaker 21 (39:12):
Lady, you plan to have the ceremony in Coort, so
she's come to the ceremony but not have to come
on the cruise with us.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Okay, there's a problem there.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Look, I get that. I get that.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
You know and you want not only at the wedding,
but you want the people surrounding you post wedding and
out at sea to be people that you like and
get along with. But always keep in mind in the
back of your head, you guys are stuck with each
other forever, unless there's a divorce down the road. You
know what I'm saying, You guys, You guys, you guys
are your sisters in law until the end of whatever.

(39:46):
So keep that in mind, and you know, be a
little gentle. But at the end of the day, it
is your wedding. It is your day and your trip.
So best of luck.

Speaker 12 (39:56):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (39:57):
Yeah, I know, thank you very much. Appreciate your guys.
Wise with someone and put on this well, well.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Thank you and you know what, congratulations Christy.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
At the end of the day, you're kicking off a
marriage and you want it to be right and uh,
but you know what, sometimes you know, you know you can.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Always throw overboard. No, no, don't do that. Thank you
Kristin and all the best of you. And again, congratulations,
thank you, Thank you guys.

Speaker 23 (40:23):
I love listening to you so much.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
We thank you. Take care. Yeah, that's a tough one.

Speaker 23 (40:27):
What was that name.

Speaker 29 (40:27):
Well, we had a situation with somebody that was going
to come to our family member that was going to
come to our wedding that we didn't want there. So
we found a way to start a fight that made
them decide to not come in the first.

Speaker 10 (40:39):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
By the way, I can't even go to detail, but
your family has a lot of drives. What's that scary?

Speaker 19 (40:46):
I always get suspicious when people do destination weddings. I'm like,
they just want like twenty people there. It doesn't matter,
it's what they want. Their decision scary, it's what they want.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Which is great. Maybe they do a dinner when they
get that for the people who couldn't make it.

Speaker 10 (40:59):
Don't tell anyone, no.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
You gotta they're gonna find Outandi, can you live in
the real world?

Speaker 15 (41:03):
For you?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
You drink way too much coffee.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
I think plenty of people get married in secret all
the time and then they come home and they're like, Hey,
I got married, Let's have a party.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
That is a way to do it. Yeah, that is
a way to do it.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Boid the drama. I like, that's the real world.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
My favorite is when you go to like the Bahamas
or whatever and it's just the Briting groom and you
can tell that the whole bridal party is like rented,
like everybody's from the Islands, or people.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You meet at the bar fast why not? What do
you guys do here? We're here, we get married tomorrow morning.
We'll see you there at ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
You want to be my best man?

Speaker 30 (41:33):
Come on, a man, a man.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 20 (41:36):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Scary.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
I swear to god, Scary picks up more women when
he does. Is Michael Oppenheimer impersonation?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Someone asked me to do Oppenheimer in the bedroom once.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Talk to me like Michael Oppenheimer. Well, that person is
a sicko's crazy.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
The email coming into our studio says, I want you
to own tap as many people in my family as
you can, because I love your phone taps. My aunt,
my uncle, my grandmother. They all live together, and they
all hate telemarketers. They all lie through their false teeth
just to get those people off the phone. Please have
Michael Oppenheimer call and harass them to the best of
his ability. You'll love the result, especially for my grandma.

(42:20):
She's got the shortest temper of all. This comes from.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Garrett Michael Oppenheimer. Today's phone tap.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Hello, This is mister Michael Appenheimen with the Animal League.
How are you doing today?

Speaker 14 (42:34):
Miss fine? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (42:35):
Okay, we have the adopted pet bonanza going on here.
We have a lot of pets that.

Speaker 23 (42:40):
Need some homes, so I'm not really interested.

Speaker 14 (42:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (42:42):
We have don tippet it. Hello, good afternoon. This is
mister Michael Oppenheimen with the Animal League. How are you
doing Today's sir?

Speaker 23 (42:51):
All right?

Speaker 14 (42:51):
Did you just call up?

Speaker 15 (42:53):
Yes?

Speaker 25 (42:53):
I did.

Speaker 23 (42:54):
Now we're not the animal friendly here.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Okay, we must have we must have gotten disconnected. We
have the adopted pet bonanza going on today.

Speaker 23 (43:02):
I said we're not animal friendly.

Speaker 7 (43:04):
Okay, but maybe you can be friendly after this phone call, Sir, No,
I don't think so. Do you have a dog?

Speaker 23 (43:08):
Sir?

Speaker 27 (43:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Yes, this is mister Michael, whoever it is, I'll have
this trace.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Miss.

Speaker 14 (43:16):
You keep calling me. I'm telling you you're going to
be in big trouble.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
We have dogs.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
I don't care what you have available pals. Okay, stop
bothering me.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
These dogs need homes.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Maybe you need a home.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
Do you have a dog or a cat?

Speaker 23 (43:28):
Would you like to adopt a dog or a cat?

Speaker 7 (43:30):
Yes? Would you like to?

Speaker 23 (43:31):
Would you?

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (43:32):
Well, then go get one and leave me alone, because
if you call one more time, I'll have your trade.

Speaker 14 (43:37):
Miss.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
Can I tell you about our annual parctacular blowout sale?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You don't care what you have?

Speaker 14 (43:41):
Shove them?

Speaker 7 (43:41):
We have dogs?

Speaker 14 (43:45):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (43:46):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael up and
Animal League. What are you doing today?

Speaker 15 (43:51):
Mins?

Speaker 14 (43:51):
I'm sorry I cannot talk with you.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Yes you can.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Won't you take a couple of minutes out of your
day so we could talk to you about our annual.

Speaker 15 (43:58):
Excuse me, sir, yes, you have all this number four times.
I'm not interested in what you have to ask me,
and take my phone number off your mailing list.

Speaker 14 (44:06):
I'll report you to the.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
Do not Call people.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
We cannot do that at this time.

Speaker 14 (44:11):
Please get me off of hang up on this wire.
I'm singing an emergency.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Goal we have adopted, but I'm not interested.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Do you understand, mister Oppenheim? And why I am not interested?
I have analogy in this house. We are all allergic
to pets.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
You take medicine for the allergy.

Speaker 14 (44:27):
Don't worry about my medicine.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
We want to tell you about our dogs on debit.

Speaker 14 (44:30):
I don't need a dog.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
We got cats on credit.

Speaker 14 (44:32):
I don't need your credit with cats.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
We have reptiles for rent. Maybe you have a son
that likes it to play.

Speaker 14 (44:37):
You don't have any more sons living with me.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Does somebody want to play with an iguana?

Speaker 14 (44:41):
Not that I know of.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
No, we have purebreads starting at three hundred dollars.

Speaker 14 (44:44):
May I have your phone number? I can call you back?

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Oh no, not at this time. We are at a
central office.

Speaker 14 (44:49):
Me yesss central office? And who do you represent?

Speaker 7 (44:51):
We're located in a central office in Idaho.

Speaker 15 (44:54):
In Idaho, or you should go back to Idaho and
bother the people in Idaho because I can't be bothered
any longer.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
We can schedule an appointment for you.

Speaker 14 (45:02):
You've got the wrong number, wrong address.

Speaker 20 (45:04):
I do not have a dog.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
I have a allergy to dogs, and I wish we'd
stop using this number. Take it off your list, please, Okay,
I haven't do not call on my phone.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Oh, we don't respect it do not call policy.

Speaker 14 (45:16):
Well you have to respect it, sir. What is your name?

Speaker 7 (45:18):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 15 (45:20):
Oppenheimer, and who gives you the right to go into
people's phones and hold it up when I'm waiting an
emergency call?

Speaker 14 (45:26):
I yes, you to get off the phone. You've called
six times.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
But we have here's the thing that we have, no thing.

Speaker 14 (45:31):
Get off the wire and leave my phone number alone.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
What's your name?

Speaker 14 (45:34):
It's none of your business. What my name is?

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Okay, I'm going to look it up in the computer here,
hold on to take a look. Care No, goodbye, good
bye bye, but this list is good bye.

Speaker 23 (45:48):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (45:49):
Listen to me?

Speaker 15 (45:50):
Yes, would you please get off my phone? This is
an emergency home If you have called me for.

Speaker 14 (45:56):
Six times you say you know my name and say
you know my number. I do not want any dogs.
I can't contribute to the dogs.

Speaker 15 (46:03):
I've got a strict husband here, and if you don't
stop harassing me, I'm going to call the police on you.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
Misattracted.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
You've got to stop this.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Stop misattracted Smith calling, Stop calling my name. I'm being calm.
I'm being calm.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
You're doing calm.

Speaker 15 (46:17):
You're tying up my phone for the last half hours.

Speaker 20 (46:20):
How are you to do this.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
I'm mister Michael Offenheimer, and all I want to do
is just tell you about adopted pat New Year's bonanza
going on.

Speaker 7 (46:28):
You stop this mis attractive Smith.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
All I want to tell you is about everything must
go get off the fire.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
That's an annual liquidation sale that comes only once a year.

Speaker 14 (46:40):
You're holding up my phone for emergency drivers. It's I'm
going to report it to the police.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (46:45):
Now I've got to get the police.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
We have pure breads starting at three hundred dollars and
mixed breeds at two hundred dollars. Yes, oh yes, missus Smith,
please miss Scury Jones, and you've been phone to these people.

Speaker 15 (46:59):
Should not give people a lot of tacks on the other.

Speaker 14 (47:01):
Side of the phone.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Your grandson Garrett put us up to it.

Speaker 14 (47:04):
Oh really, well, I guess reported him to the police.

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Is in trouble?

Speaker 14 (47:08):
Joke my grandson, Your grandson Andy.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
The Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 19 (47:17):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
Autharty Sits the.

Speaker 20 (47:21):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 9 (47:38):
Hey, so this is kind of a touchy subject, but
here we you go. Have you ever had to dump
someone you didn't even know you were dating?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Oh, man, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
I know sometimes you're hanging out with someone, you're chilling
out whatever, and you I think you're in separate lanes,
but they think you're in the same lane, and you're like, no, right,
we're not. And you're making this so uncomfortable. I can't
I can't deal with you. Look, I don't know. Have
you ever though, yes, Gandhi you yes?

Speaker 15 (48:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
How did that go for you?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
It was super awkward and it happened in front of
my sister. So it was like one of those things
where I thought we were just hanging out and having
a good time, and then he said something that made
it very clear he thought differently, and he thought it
was super serious. And I was like, oh no, we
should have this conversation right now. And my sister said,
don't you ever in your life do something like that
in front of me. Ever again, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 23 (48:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Well, we had to have the conversation as soon.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
As it came up.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
It was important, you do, you have to have it. Immediately.

Speaker 9 (48:47):
I was seeing this guy, this is in God, this
is after college, and uh, I you know, go hang
at his house sometimes whatever. And then one time I
went over, we had dinner and whatever, and he says,
are you staying over? I said, yeah, so I bought
you a toothbrush. And I immediately said I immediately said,
I'm going home tonight.

Speaker 14 (49:09):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
I'm not in.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I'm not here. I'm not the toothbrush. Boyfriend, I'm not.
I'm not there.

Speaker 9 (49:14):
You know, And then you and you don't want to
throw out the baby with the bathwater, right, but at
the same time you know that this isn't gonna work.

Speaker 30 (49:24):
Yeah, but they come with it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Sometimes they come with the U haul already and it's.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Like, whoa down?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
So I was just asking for a friend. I mean,
I'm married. I don't have to worry.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
I wait a second.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Too late to do, you know what.

Speaker 9 (49:43):
And then let's say you are dating someone casually, I
guess you. You have to have those conversations and make
sure the word casual comes up, otherwise they think it's official.
It's either casual or official, right, yes, And so this
is where it gets tricky in relationships because it takes
two to have a relationship, all right, But if you're
traveling in different lanes in different speeds, at different speeds,

(50:05):
you don't know like who's going to get.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
There first, right, or if you or I may just
exit off early and not even go to your exit.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Yeah, exactly. And I've had so many conversations with friends
who say somebody is cheating on them, and I'm like, well,
are you really getting cheated on?

Speaker 8 (50:21):
Or did you?

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Guys never have a discussion and it's still an open
casual dating situation. People need to be clear about those things.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Oh wait, wait, wait, back up.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
So if you've asked a friend that if a friend
Gandhi comes up and says he cheated on me, and
then you actually directly and ask the question, wait, are
you sure he cheated on you? I mean, are you
really official? How do they respond? How have they responded
to stuff like that?

Speaker 6 (50:43):
So sometimes it has gone terribly wrong and they've been like,
you're supposed to always be on my side, what the
hell is wrong with you? But there have been two
instances where my friend said, holy crap, we never had
that conversation. We probably should have that conversation, and you're
right because we are just dating right now. They liked
this person a little more than that person like that,
and then they have a conversation, which I think is important.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Interesting text. My husband and I had to dump another
couple who thought we were in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Wow, what okay?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
I'd like some more details on that one.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Mike, is he still on nine twenty four? Here we go,
let's go talk to Mike.

Speaker 31 (51:19):
Hello Mike, good morning.

Speaker 9 (51:22):
Hey, So we're talking about the uncomfortable thing dumping someone
you didn't even know you were dating. Now, it must
be twice as bad if it's someone at work. But
you had that and you actually taken an extra step
tell everyone what happened to you?

Speaker 31 (51:42):
So I am a nurse and one of my coworkers
and I were very close. We were friends, We were
having a good time. She was a very sweet girl.
A few of us decided to go to Nashville for
the weekend, and by the end of the weekend she
told me that she loved me and that you were
going to be like the best boyfriend girlfriend ever. Mind you,

(52:05):
she has known for years that I am gay, so
it was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
So you had to dump someone who is a coworker
and who knows you're gay.

Speaker 31 (52:18):
Yes, but eight hour drive home was pretty awkward.

Speaker 23 (52:22):
Good.

Speaker 9 (52:24):
You know what here, my dad always said, if you
see a bus coming down the street, don't walk in
front of it, and she did. She actually because you
are a bus and you're rolling down the street, and
she walked right in front of it.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I mean, so, are you guys over that yet? Is
is it still going comfortable around her? What's going on?

Speaker 14 (52:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
That's that's sad.

Speaker 31 (52:47):
But at the same time, like if that was her
decision then so yet I hope she's happy.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Yeah, Oh, you know what, that's a good attitude. Mike.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
Okay, good, well, look, hey, have fun at that bachelorette party.
You guys, be safe and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 31 (53:00):
Okay, will do thank you?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (53:05):
I don't invite Mike must be a great catch though. Yeah,
he will never date me because he's gay and we
work together. I think I'm going a railroad him and
see force him, force him to have a relationship with me.
Catherine Online twenty three. Yeah, this is another kind of
weird one.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Hey Catherine, Oh my goodness, Hi, Hi, Hey, thanks.

Speaker 9 (53:30):
For calling and thanks for being a part of the show.
So you had to dump someone you didn't even know
you were dating after just one one like one little
get together he thought you were dating.

Speaker 17 (53:41):
Yeah, it was one day.

Speaker 26 (53:42):
It was terrible. He picked me up and we went
to the movies, and he didn't hold my hands at all,
Like I even had my hands on my leg like
open on his side, like waiting for him to like
do something. And then when he dropped me off, I
waited a few seconds to see if he would kiss me.

(54:03):
Didn't do that either. I get home and I find
on Facebook a request to be in a relationship with him,
and I was like so confused.

Speaker 16 (54:12):
I was like, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 26 (54:14):
So he called me like a few minutes later and he's.

Speaker 16 (54:17):
Like, hey, I sent me this request, like you better
go accept it. Yeah, he like told me I had
to accept it, So I did.

Speaker 26 (54:25):
And I avoided him for a week because I didn't
know what to do. And then I like telling him
like this isn't working, like we can't do this.

Speaker 23 (54:33):
Oh my Well.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
It's one thing to say this isn't working, but it's
another thing to say this isn't working when there is
nothing that's really working, there's nothing to work.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
It's like what easy?

Speaker 8 (54:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I don't know, you know what.

Speaker 9 (54:47):
It goes back to this, and look, we're all guilty
of these voices in our head, right, We have these
these dialogues with ourselves in our heads, and we ramp
ourselves up thinking something's going on.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It's not.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
It's not it's not real. It's not real at all.
It's like God, anyway, Hey, best of luck to you, Catherine.
I hope you are you in a relationship now? You're
happily single?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
How you doing?

Speaker 23 (55:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (55:13):
I'm much better now.

Speaker 27 (55:14):
I've been dating my boyfriend for the little over a year.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Now does he know you're dating?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
This is wondering?

Speaker 7 (55:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Very good?

Speaker 9 (55:23):
Thanks for listening to is Katherine you love you love
you more?

Speaker 27 (55:28):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Gary? What's up?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Well more?

Speaker 19 (55:30):
Along the lines of what our friend Ali was saying,
does somebody text it in get this? Exclusive means you
both aren't hooking up with anyone else, But you guys
aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. But to me, if you're
exclusive and not hooking up with anyone else you are,
that defines boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Girlfriend No, no go on dates?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Yeah, and also there's a there's a health thing.

Speaker 9 (55:55):
You don't want to be like doing someone who's doing
a thousand other people, but you want to do them
from time to time and just drive them, right, Gandhi,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Yeah, I think that that's probably what it is. I mean,
you can definitely have a permanent booty call and not
go out on dates. But I don't see why you
wouldn't go out on dates at that point.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
But okay, yeah, it makes sense exactly.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
Exclusive could equal permanent booty call, Like right, you're screwing.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
I think it's pretty safe to say if you're afraid
to have the conversation, or if you've never had the
conversation already, exclusive, just assume that you're not yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
Yeah, yeah, no, I assume our friend Tommy Jadario hosts.
I've never said this before. It's a podcast where he
interviews our favorite actress and artists.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
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Speaker 11 (56:41):
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Speaker 8 (56:45):
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Speaker 8 (57:03):
On alistair in in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Okay, interesting text that came through from David on my nineteen.
I's gonna see how to David. Hello, David, Hello, is
it working? Can you hear us?

Speaker 27 (57:19):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (57:20):
Yeah, I can hear you.

Speaker 31 (57:21):
American on your ends?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
What Yeah, we hear you. Just fine, You're great. I
can hear you now.

Speaker 9 (57:29):
Okay, I'm glad you got that out of the way. Okay,
So David, I'm gonna read your text. It says, Hi,
my name is David. I'm a construction worker and I
do only fans and stand up comedy on the side,
not as a hustle, but just for fun and nobody
really knows. Well, let me ask you this, David stand
up comedy. There are usually people you know watching you

(57:50):
and know who you are, and only fans maybe someone
would recognize you unless you're like not putting your face
on there? How does this work? And how does this
work for you and staying anonymous at the same time.
I don't get it.

Speaker 22 (58:03):
I mean, I don't hide it, but I don't go
around work like, hey, you want to see me naked?

Speaker 21 (58:09):
I do.

Speaker 9 (58:13):
Okay, now let's start well, hold on, let's start with
the stand up comedy thing.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I mean, so you what got you into that? And
do you do?

Speaker 9 (58:21):
Like do they hire you? I mean, are you on
the bill that? Oh my god, David's in our club
this weekend?

Speaker 27 (58:28):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (58:29):
So I went to a couple of the mics just
with some friends. I was like, you know what I'm
I think I'm pretty funny. I could probably do this,
And then I found out that you really can't unless
you're actually funny.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
So I started.

Speaker 22 (58:41):
I started one or two of the mics a week
a month, I mean, and then uh, I've opened for
a couple of local shows, but I don't really put
it out there until I started getting more consistent reactions.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (58:55):
You know what we're learning from you so far is
you have confidence. It takes a lot of confidence to
get on the stage and try to be funny, and
confidence to go naked on OnlyFans.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You really do? I mean, have you always been a confident,
go getting kind of guy.

Speaker 23 (59:12):
Oh?

Speaker 31 (59:12):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 14 (59:16):
No.

Speaker 22 (59:17):
In high school I was six too, like one hundred
and thirty pounds. I was scared of strong breezes and
angry ducks.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
So can I ask does your family know that you
do this?

Speaker 22 (59:30):
I mean, if they asked, like, hey man, so what
are you doing inside them? Like do you really want
to know?

Speaker 25 (59:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (59:36):
Sure, I'll hint around it and if they keep asking,
I'll tell him I was raised questions you don't want
answers to.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
There you go.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
You are You're from Oklahoma, I'm from Texas. We live
in the land of denial down there, and that's it's
safer that way.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gandhi, what okay, David?

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Do you have with with whatever it is that you're
doing on OnlyFans like a specialty? I know there are
little subcategories of what people are.

Speaker 22 (01:00:00):
So uh, I I'm going to refer to as a
sauce dom in the kink community.

Speaker 9 (01:00:10):
So okay, wait, wait, hold on, hold back up, a
soft dom in the kink community.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 31 (01:00:16):
Okay, yes, that's exactly what I said.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Okay, okay, okay, yes, sir, yes, sir. Please don't beat me. Okay,
beat me, but softly? All right, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 22 (01:00:27):
And so it's it's less about you know, the impact
or anything like. It's it's more about willingly giving up control.
And so I'll do voice recordings like as mr, but
a little bit spicier. And then I've gotten some pretty

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specific requests.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
I was like, I don't know if I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Like this, but the check cleared.

Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
Okay, okay, okay, Well, as long as you're comfortable and
you're in control. You know, we have another friend of
a friend of the show, uh, the squirrel guy.

Speaker 28 (01:01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
Yeah, we got to know him because he was friendly
with a pet squirrel he would and now he's on
only fans as well, you know, doing stuff, I mean
only fans is very unique.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Do you do you do a great business with only fans?

Speaker 15 (01:01:16):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Are you make him some change?

Speaker 27 (01:01:18):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (01:01:19):
So my my profile is actually free. I only charge
if it's like really weird or really.

Speaker 23 (01:01:23):
Custom, I really do just do it.

Speaker 22 (01:01:27):
It's not a hopeful.

Speaker 31 (01:01:28):
I deal it for fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Oh okay, that's interesting. You only do it. You do
it for fun.

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
But if they want something very specific, you will go,
well that's gonna cost you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Okay, Right, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
I'm gonna do anyway.

Speaker 22 (01:01:40):
Like eventually I'm like, oh yeah I should. I'll just
I'll just move up the timeline. But if it's something
that I was never gonna do, like on my own,
I'm like, all right, you know here, here's the estimate
for that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Here's your quote. Well I don't know, David.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
David, you know, as your agent, you're given you're giving
away the milk for free here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
So yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Day now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Well okay, the.

Speaker 13 (01:02:01):
First question is, if you can answer this in a
clean way, what was the craziest thing anybody's ever asked
you to do?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
And have you ever turned anything down?

Speaker 25 (01:02:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
Yes.

Speaker 22 (01:02:16):
The thing I turned down is they wanted me to.

Speaker 31 (01:02:20):
Role play as their dad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Okay, and I was.

Speaker 22 (01:02:24):
Like, well that's not going to be a thing, but
I do anytime soon ever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Okay, okay, okay, so you turn that down.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
And then the.

Speaker 31 (01:02:38):
The weirdest thing.

Speaker 22 (01:02:41):
They wanted me to be a wizard in them to
be an orc in the in the recording basically fantasy degradation.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Oh boy, and that's deeply psychological stuff.

Speaker 22 (01:02:58):
Oh yeah, I was. It took even if to wrap
my head around how I would.

Speaker 31 (01:03:01):
Even think about doing that one.

Speaker 30 (01:03:04):
That's a wizard.

Speaker 22 (01:03:05):
But they seemed happy with it, and they said they
might want another one, so I uh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
Okay, So follow up questions that to be the wizard,
how much did you charge?

Speaker 22 (01:03:23):
I guess I think I asked them for fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Oh wow, okay, that's a bargain in.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
Mind like this.

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Well, okay, as we as we talk to you, David,
a lot of people are texting in wanting to know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Your your your name on on Army fans.

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
So I mean you know that if we if we
put it out there, you're gonna get a lot of
response and and and I don't mind that at all,
but I just I just want to make sure we're
not sending them to some someplace that's going to frighten them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
It sounds like and like a wizard, you know, uh,
be my daddy way.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
But if it sounds like you're you're totally cool, and
I don't know, should we would you mind giving it
to us? Sure, it's hold on, let me get my
pen hold on, all right, okay, go right ahead.

Speaker 22 (01:04:11):
Yeah, it's shrimp underscore salad.

Speaker 9 (01:04:15):
Shrimp, Oh god, shrimp salad. Now, why did you choose
shrimp under Why?

Speaker 14 (01:04:22):
David?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
David? Why did you choose shrimp underscore a salad?

Speaker 14 (01:04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:04:27):
Comedy of everything?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Okay, all right, all right, we go find this. Okay,
by the way, let me just make it really clear.

Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
Uh, David is his own, dude, We're not under he's
not under contract with us. We're not under a contract
with him. You go there on your own, your own, Uh,
your own. Okay, we'll just leave it at that, and
we'll okay, what Gandhi is looking?

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
Hold on, I'm trying to find him. I don't I've
never really used only fans before. But we're going to
give this a shot.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
You have to make an account.

Speaker 22 (01:04:56):
I'll take you about ten minutes to register.

Speaker 10 (01:04:58):
Oh I can't just a preview, this is nonsense.

Speaker 24 (01:05:00):
Well I have one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Let me check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
I try to hit the miners off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, have a.

Speaker 9 (01:05:05):
Credit card, exactly, exactly. Well, look, we wish all the
luck in the world. I find this fascinating, by the way.
I think it's great. And you said that you were
a very very shy kid growing up. Again, to get
on stage and try to be funny in a comedy
club and be able to like turn the camera on
and do things for people like that while you're naked,

(01:05:26):
that takes a lot of confidence, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
And so give yourself some credit.

Speaker 23 (01:05:29):
There, you know.

Speaker 22 (01:05:31):
And I'm a radio star, so there's that too, superstar.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Oh my gosh, that's right. Let's add that to the list.

Speaker 22 (01:05:37):
Can I ask one last question?

Speaker 13 (01:05:39):
Yes, please, for somebody who maybe wanted to do this
on the side, like you know, what can you make
in a year?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Say just what do you.

Speaker 22 (01:05:48):
Think my fiance did it and she would make you know,
between five hundred or you know, three thousand a month,
depending on on what the order she got in and
what request she got. And then there's the big people
that you know, the average person that I've.

Speaker 23 (01:06:05):
Seen like visit as a career.

Speaker 22 (01:06:06):
They make enough, you know, for their bills and some comfort,
maybe a trip or two because they have they have
the time for them to do that because they can
still work on their trip. But people that are like
make it, they make hundreds of millions.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
They make well, yeah, they make called many many a million.
So there you go.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
Well, David, it's been a pleasure speaking with you, and uh,
there you go, shrimp underscore salad. At the at the
end of the day, we always have to make a
list of what we did, what we talked about and under.
The guests on the show today was David shrimp underscore salad.
I'm very proud of this.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
I love it.

Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Who chooses to get up at this time?

Speaker 29 (01:06:43):
I know?

Speaker 20 (01:06:44):
Morning Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show? What fro
Misteran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You know what I love.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
One of the many things I love you, Sam is
we always know where you are, you know what, we
know where you stand, we know how you're feeling. By
the way, I don't know if I don't know how
I feel about the story about your grandmother.

Speaker 30 (01:07:09):
Oh my god, it's both hilarious and tragic.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Tell what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
My grandmother was.

Speaker 32 (01:07:15):
Kicked out of her senior living community for getting into
her third physical altercation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
What the hell tell him?

Speaker 32 (01:07:22):
Why Grandma Gladys got into a fight over the TV
remote and hooked it at her.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
It's terrible, but I'm smiling, Grandma. Gladys is a loose cannon.

Speaker 8 (01:07:30):
She really is.

Speaker 30 (01:07:30):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Is a bad bitch she is.

Speaker 30 (01:07:34):
She also called the woman a bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Is she grabbing the remote and hitting people with it
or something?

Speaker 32 (01:07:39):
She likes the volume at exactly what control she wants.
So she sat and held onto the remote and they
were there was an uprising. They were tired of Gladys
keeping the remote, so they tried to take it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Gladys is a badass.

Speaker 30 (01:07:50):
She's so badass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Hey, so while you're in here, Samantha, I know you
are many things to us, and one of them is
your our astrological expert. Yes, so I'm I mean, we
had a listener call up and I asked her why
she acted a certain way and she says, well, I'm
a Leo. I'm supposed to be that way. And we're thinking, oh,
because I'm a Leo, I didn't know. I don't know
if I really truly believe that your astrological sign determines

(01:08:13):
how you're going to respond to different things in life.
But you you totally buy into that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I didn't.

Speaker 32 (01:08:18):
It's the way that the stars were kind of arranged
when you were born, so it was said in you
before you even realized those qualities were there.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
Okay, no, okay, and a hold on, So you're saying, okay, Nate,
what is Nate's Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
What is your sign?

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
I'm a Capricorn?

Speaker 30 (01:08:33):
Surprised?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Oh okay, okay, now hear me out. This is what
drives me nuts.

Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
If I say to someone I'm a Leo, They're like, oh,
well that figures, And what do you mean about not
surprised by Nate being a Capricorn?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
What is it he does? It's so capricorny, Well.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
It's mean he's a little bit fussy.

Speaker 32 (01:08:48):
Rather, I'm passive aggressive And my boyfriend, who's also a Capricorn,
has those same qualities and they bother a virgo because
I am just so organized and straight.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
I have no filter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Okay, Gandhi, what is your sign?

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Sagittarius?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Okay? What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Apparently it means that you're a bit of a loose cannon,
like Sam's grandma Gladys. So we are kind of flighty, unpredictable,
really goofy a really good time. But apparently in relationships,
the Sagittarius female can be a handful. So, knowing that
I'm a Sagittarius, I used to not ever care about it.
Then everyone started citing different things that I do as

(01:09:23):
Sagittarius quality. So I've just fallen back on it, and
whenever I do something bad now I'm like, it's cool,
I'm a Sagittarian.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Okay, all right, So what is your sign? Danielle in Aries?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
But I wouldn't couldn't tell you. I don't freaking follow
this card.

Speaker 9 (01:09:36):
Okay, well, now hold on now, Samantha, how does it
you know that she's in Aries without her telling you?

Speaker 32 (01:09:41):
I think Danielle is just very nurturing and that's an
Aries quality, which Virgo also has.

Speaker 30 (01:09:46):
So I really love that in you, and I think
that's kind of why we get along so well done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
You know, our temporary receptionist Isabelle.

Speaker 9 (01:09:53):
She says that she could never date a Taurus or
a Capricorn, She's just not compatible with them.

Speaker 30 (01:09:57):
The thing, so, is that true?

Speaker 13 (01:09:59):
You find out that the person is a sign that
you know your sign's not compatible with, you won't go there.

Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
I'm kind of a mess.

Speaker 30 (01:10:05):
I'm on the cusp, which means I also have hints
of leonis.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Ok Hey, hey, this on the cusp thing is a
cop out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Ready you're out, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:10:21):
I'm a Leo and I've been told that I'm a
control freak and I like to rule the jungle?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Is this true? Is that what Leo's do?

Speaker 30 (01:10:27):
I mean, you're good at it?

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Yeah, that's what Leo's do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I know, But what are the bad qualities? Were bad
attributes to whatever?

Speaker 30 (01:10:35):
To stop it?

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
You're perfect, or at least you think they're stubborn, bossy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:42):
That's what leos are known for.

Speaker 30 (01:10:44):
I don't think those are bad qualities. It depends on
how you use them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Okay, two things. First of all, scary, I remember walking
He walked in one day, pissed off. This is years ago.
He said, she is such an a hole. I'm never
going to date a scorpio again.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Hey, what's wrong with scorpios?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
You ever met a more jealous person than the scorpio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Woman saying wait a minute, So you're saying all scorpios
are jealous.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
This is where listen. They're as passionate as they are.

Speaker 19 (01:11:07):
Let me tell you something though, But behind closed doors,
they're passionate.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
In the love making department.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Vomit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
I'm an Aquarius male, so I'm a social butterfly. I'm
even keel. I like to meet a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
I'm scary, Scary.

Speaker 9 (01:11:24):
I never knew you were so into astrological uh terms
and thoughts, and my girlfriend got me into it. My
favorite though is what Brodie said earlier. Brodie said, so,
if you're so into astrological science, you're so smart about it,
tell me what I am.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
You should be able to tell just talking to me.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
Isn't that a psychic that's true?

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It's like, I don't know. I just always think it's
so wild when people go, oh you're leg Oh oh yeah, no,
wonder it like stress?

Speaker 32 (01:11:49):
Back to that nature versus nurture argument, It's just arguably nature.
So do you grow up embracing it, which happens a lot,
or is it something you kind of end up accidentally fighting?

Speaker 9 (01:11:59):
Well, I just hate the thought that, even even though
he's in a relationship, that Scary would not be open
to a relationship with someone because of their sign.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
That just I don't get that Scorpios have been shut
out since day one.

Speaker 30 (01:12:10):
I don't condone that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Lisa is a scorpio jealous, so she's not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Yeah, I'm positive Scary he's married to her. He's probably
pretty sure.

Speaker 11 (01:12:23):
I remember, actually, I remember when I went very early
on in meeting Scary. He found out Lisa and I
are both Scorpios. He goes, wow, man, you guys must
have crazy sex.

Speaker 16 (01:12:32):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Wow, that's another characteristic of a score.

Speaker 6 (01:12:35):
But I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
You're just because you're born in one a certain month.
And give me a break.

Speaker 13 (01:12:41):
If I was born like five days later and I
became a different sign because I was late or something.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
Come on, okay, let me, let me, let me, let
me see if I can. Just let me describe what
I feel it is, okay, and you tell me if
I'm right or wrong. We do know, Danielle, that there
are times during the month or year when the gravitational
gravitational gravity gravity is different than other times, where you
have the tides roll in higher, and you have full

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moons that cause people to act differently than than not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
Yeah, Okay, let's say you're born on a day where
there's a full moon, the tides.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Are high, and people are nutty.

Speaker 9 (01:13:20):
Then it seems like your organs in your brain is
set a different way than it would be with someone
who was not born on one of those days. So
there could be a difference between person A and person
B depending on when they're born because of the way
nature is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Do you agree that could be possible.

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
Yeah, I totally think that's preat Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
So what they've done is that they believe this is
where it's a little fuzzy. They believe that they have
whittled it down and figured out if you were born
on a certain day when the Earth was doing a
certain thing at that time, you will be more likely
to be a certain way than other days.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Yes, now, is that sort of how that works, Samantha, Yeah,
that's how it is.

Speaker 32 (01:13:54):
And like an easier way to describe it is, you know,
depending on where the moon is, that's how big waves are.

Speaker 30 (01:13:59):
It's kind of like that, but with our insides.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
And now it's all up to the interpretations for people
making them whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
Everything that I do is only because I'm a Sagittarius
and I can't help it. This is why we can't.
There's no other reason. You can't blame me stars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
No, so I've heard you use that excuse.

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
I've heard under your under Gandhi's breath, daniel I've heard
her go, oh, well, you'll get over it. You know,
it's because I'm a sentittario for exactly. I'm pardon me,
what did you say?

Speaker 15 (01:14:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Nothing, nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
I tried that with my boyfriend and he said, no,
it's because you're being an a hole.

Speaker 21 (01:14:33):
It has.

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
Then you say I'm being an a hope because I'm
a sagittarian and we're typically we are.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Yeah, what's up, Nate.

Speaker 29 (01:14:42):
If this stuff actually worked, it would be a legitimate
defense in court, like why did you kill the guy?

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
Well, I'm a Scorpio, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I'm not kidding exactly. Well, I'm not kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
Use that garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I agree with Danielle.

Speaker 18 (01:14:56):
This is all.

Speaker 30 (01:14:57):
It doesn't make it garbage. You can't use Jesus told
me in court of law. But it doesn't make it
un serious.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
People do try to use that though.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
This is great, this is awesome.

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
All right, Well, whatever whatever sign you are, I'm glad
you're listening to us, except if you're a scorpio, because
according to Scarret, you're in a hole.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Don't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Doesn't believe that that's not Sam's opinion.

Speaker 13 (01:15:21):
Maybe I should start to believe in this because remember
my dad sent me that dog and the dog's name
was Aries, and that's my sign.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
My dad's telling me that I need to start believing
in this.

Speaker 9 (01:15:30):
Well, that's but that's that's different though. That wasn't caused
by astrology. That was caused by well, your dad sending
you a message.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Did you believe? Do you believe in that? There you go,
so you can believe in things that others don't believe in. Yeah,
it's cool.

Speaker 9 (01:15:44):
Line twenty one Angie calling listening to astrology conversation. I'm
sorry if we've dumbed down your day because I know
that you're living. I know that you really are into astrology.
Talk about your belief astrology and how it and how
it pays off for you.

Speaker 25 (01:15:59):
Okay, So, like in the past three months, I started
believing in it, right, I started doing my research and
there's a lot more than just your sign, but whatever,
and like reading it every day said like, hey, like
you're going to go through a tough time, like maybe
some new changes, like a breakup, maybe you're moving somewhere else.
And within the past three months I went through a breakup.
After years, I got into grapool in a different state,

(01:16:22):
so it's in no way not really predicted, but told
me like, hey, these maybe changes that you may be facing,
and every single one of them has happened.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
So wow.

Speaker 24 (01:16:31):
But here's the question in it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
But Angie, if you what is your sign that you
were reading?

Speaker 16 (01:16:36):
My sign is tourist.

Speaker 25 (01:16:38):
But I also read on like my there's like different
signs that like fall to your so I read two
of them and both of them have really added up,
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
But so if there are like a thousand people with
the same exact sign.

Speaker 25 (01:16:51):
Sign right right, yeah, because my mom told me the same.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Thing, did they all break up? Did they all go
to the same thing?

Speaker 14 (01:16:56):
So I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:16:59):
Specifically.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
Now here's here's the thing, and that's that's something I'm
very interested in getting done again. I've had my chart
written several times now. This is when they take the
exact time of your birth on the exact date, and
I mean they they can p exactly, they can pinpoint
exactly where the planets were, what the gravity was like
that day, with the what the ocean was doing where

(01:17:21):
and how it affected where you were born. Then I
can see how it could be a little closer. But
if you're saying all leos leos, you're gonna You're gonna
fart today.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Okay, thanks on behalf of leos. We thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:17:33):
Some skepticism around it, but for the I like you.

Speaker 9 (01:17:37):
By the way, I just passed gastle leos. It's a
count of three all leos cut one. Thank you for listening, Angie.

Speaker 24 (01:17:46):
I hope, I hope your different on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
It does?

Speaker 9 (01:17:50):
It does people say that because I'm three different people,
I have different personalities.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
All right, Thank you, Angie.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
The Mercedes Benz interview The Master.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Of Me is her new biography. It's Kicky Palmer.

Speaker 8 (01:18:03):
Hey, I have a question about the book.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
If I listen to it on like an audible, are
you telling the story?

Speaker 8 (01:18:08):
Yes, yes, take a.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I live take an edible turn on audible.

Speaker 8 (01:18:13):
Now that's a move.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
At Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 9 (01:18:16):
There's a reason they go the extra mile, from testing
their vehicles in desert heat and arctic cold to creating
AI that can anticipate your needs and preferences on the road.
They demand every car is worthy of their star because
it's Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 20 (01:18:31):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show, this is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
So, okay, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
Easy to talk about this here in New York because
we have a lot of tourists. But every city has tourists.
Every city has visitors who come in who don't understand
the nuances of their city. For instance, here in New York,
if you go to Times Square, most likely you're a
tourist and you're if you're going to be taking advantage
of it's probably gonna happen in Times Square. Okay, another thing,
we know you're a tourist if you're all walking around

(01:19:00):
looking up at the building. Yes, yes, we know you're
a tourist. Yes, we also know you're a tourist. Here's
when you may not know. If you get that world
famous slice of New York City pizza and you use
a fork or knife, or if you don't fold it
in half lengthwise on the slies, you're probably a tourist.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Oh guilty of both of those, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah. So anyway, so if you go to Philly and
call it Philadelphia, they know you're a tourist.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
Interesting it is, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
If you go to San Francisco and call it San
fran they know you're a tourist. All right, so let
me know, what do you see in your city that
makes you go bing tourist?

Speaker 14 (01:19:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
You know what I'm saying, wouldn't They.

Speaker 13 (01:19:39):
Used to wear the big cameras around their necks, thottle
shorts and the socks pulled up.

Speaker 9 (01:19:44):
Yeah, that's that's definitely. That almost sounds like my dad, Yeah,
getting ready to mow the yard.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
I love watching people take pictures with their iPads.

Speaker 14 (01:19:52):
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
It makes the laughs hard, Like can you put your
TV screen down?

Speaker 10 (01:19:56):
I can't see.

Speaker 11 (01:19:58):
I saw that the whole time we were on Deca
in Greece, people holding up giant iPad.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
I'm like, I can't see. I'm just your iPads are
the way I.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Thought they were.

Speaker 9 (01:20:07):
I thought they were like just shielding themselves from the
sun or something like what, oh, it's an iPad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
They're taking a picture. Yes, straight, Okay.

Speaker 29 (01:20:14):
So when I lived in Los Angeles, people would come
to visit me and they would always say, oh, it's
great out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Here at La La Land, and nobody in La calls
it La La La.

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
The name of the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
That's it's a movie that is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Nobody there calls it La La La. Just like in
New York. You don't call this the Big Apple. It's
like you can see it walking into the street.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yep, yup.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
First gotta shay, we love it here in the Big Apple. Okay,
well it's okay, we welcome you to our city.

Speaker 14 (01:20:40):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:20:40):
Another one in Atlanta. Never call it Hot Lanta. I
learned that when I live there. Yeah, you can call
it the atl if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:20:50):
If you're in the Miami, nobody that lives there calls
it Soby. Nobody goes to Soby. It's South Beach. Don't
call it Soby.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Soby is just you know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Once got that note froggy. I spent all my time
in South Beach. When I go there, and that that
in of itself. You know, tourists, you don't get to
see the rest scary.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
You are a tourist. When scary it's so funny. You
get mad with the weirdest thing.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Just tourist things. The tourists, that's what they're supposed to do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Its okay.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
I'm not saying that we're getting mad at you for
doing this. I'm just saying, if you don't want to
look like a tourist, don't do these things. It's not
about anger.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Scary.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
You're like that little short man in the bagel store
calmed you really are you really should? You really should
calm that down, that guy. Yeah, hey, so Froggy, you
and I both being from the South, Yes, we were
learning on the text messages. You know you're not from
the South. When you order a tea unsweetened, right, you

(01:21:53):
have to order sweet tea, sweet tea. Yeah, it's one word,
sweet tape.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
Right, It's right, exactly, it is one word and then
drags the sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:22:00):
But now when I go visit, I always order unsweetened tea.
That look at me like, oh, where are you from?
Not here anyway, So it's ordering sweet tea is one
thing to do. Don't go to Jersey and call it Joisey.
They know you're not from there, exactly, Christy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Good morning? Doing well?

Speaker 28 (01:22:18):
Good morning?

Speaker 23 (01:22:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Okay, you're in a good place all right. So where
where do you live?

Speaker 28 (01:22:23):
I live in Florida?

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Okay. And you know someone's a tourist when they.

Speaker 28 (01:22:26):
Do what when they drive twenty miles an hour below
the speed limit in the rain? Wow, everybody in Florida,
that is a tourist has no idea how to drive
in the rain.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, because it's rain. I mean there's like downpours and
you're used to.

Speaker 16 (01:22:43):
It, right, I mean, hello, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
All right, Look, be proud and you drive when you
see rain on the way, drive.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Faster, exactly, prove that you're from there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
All right, Thank you, Christy, thanks for listening to us today.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 28 (01:22:57):
Thanks, have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:22:59):
Oh, someone from Philly said, you know you're a tourist
in Philly if you eat it patri or Gino's that's
not nice.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
Do not call Fort Lauderdale fort Lickerdale?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
What about.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
It's Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 9 (01:23:15):
So, Look, if if someone rolls through your town and
you know they're a tourist, rather than make fun of them,
reach out and help them.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Let them know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
We don't call it Fort Lotty Dotty Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
I don't let them have their fun Fort Lotty Dotty.

Speaker 8 (01:23:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
See, we have a ton of these in New York,
a megaton of the See.

Speaker 13 (01:23:37):
I feel like where I'm from in the Bronx, we
still call it the boogie Down, Like I live in
the Boogie Down, Like we still say it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Hey, do you have someone on the phone a street Nate,
do you have oh straight name? Let me ask you,
being from Eerie, Pennsylvania, how do you know if they're
a tourist.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
That's easy because nobody goes there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
So if you see one person walking down the street, tauris, yeah,
that's it. Nobody goes there to visit.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
That's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
All the locals take the picture of the tourist.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Right.

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
I will give you one bit of advice tourists here
in New York, when you ask a New Yorker for directions,
we will always stop down and be polite. We will
always help you get to where you're going. Here's my problem.
New York is confusing sometimes. So someone will asks me, hey,
how do you get to list Bernard Street? And I'll go, oh,
you go down this way two blocks and turn right.
And then as they're walking away, I'll go I sent
them the wrong way, me too, And then you're like,

(01:24:27):
you have this guilt, this wave of guilt.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Then you go they're gonna think New Yorkers suck.

Speaker 14 (01:24:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:35):
So text message is you're a tourist in the WV.
When you call it Western Virginia, Oh, it's West Virginia.
All right, I'm done. What Oh I got a phone call?
What I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
We're just gonna sit here and wait for a phone call.
We have nothing better to do.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Hello, Jill, Oh, I can't believe.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Well, I'm glad you finally made it. We've been waiting
for your call. So where are you calling for?

Speaker 23 (01:25:00):
Well, that's driving all from Mystic Connecticut to go to work.

Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Oh, we love Mystic Connecticut all the time. So how
do you know they're a tourist when you see them
doing this in Mystic Connecticut going.

Speaker 25 (01:25:12):
To Mystic Pizza and rating about how good the pizza
actually is.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
It's like the movie Mystic Pizza.

Speaker 25 (01:25:20):
Yeah, and everybody brings the mixic pizza to see Julia
Roberts and she's never there.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Julia robertson she's still not showing up for work.

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
He did that movie like years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Okay, so where do you go for pizza? Where do
you go for clampie? Where where do you go?

Speaker 29 (01:25:34):
We go to?

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Yes, there you go. All right, the people have missed it.
Pizza hate us right now?

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
Let it go, all right, Jill, thank you for listening
to us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Hello, Kristen bye, tell me how you know? First of all,
where are you from?

Speaker 31 (01:25:52):
County?

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
You know they told us our show would not work
in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Yeah, well now all right, so you
know they're they're a tourist in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. When they
do what?

Speaker 16 (01:26:06):
Definitely, when you're driving and you see cars kind of
just stop randoming in the middle of the road and
people hanging out taking pictures of the Alemish and the
horse and.

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
Buggies, yeah, stop stop taking pictures of the Amish. They're
just trying.

Speaker 24 (01:26:20):
They're just doing their normal.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
Dances, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
They're living their lives. Leave them alone.

Speaker 15 (01:26:28):
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
They're they're from such a beautiful culture and they're just
doing their own things. Leave alone.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
They're not here for your play exactly.

Speaker 27 (01:26:38):
And the four horse and buggies are just getting lost
like they have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
All right, Well, thank you very nice.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
When you're driving through, when you're driving through Lancaster, do
not stop and take a picture of the horse. All right,
thank you, christ I have a great.

Speaker 14 (01:26:51):
Day today, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
All right, hello, Jess, Hi, where are you from.

Speaker 13 (01:26:58):
I'm from New Jersey?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Okay, so you know they're a tourist when you see
them do what.

Speaker 15 (01:27:03):
Well when they say we're going to the Jersey Shore
and they're referring to see and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Dives, Okay, seaside Jersey Shore.

Speaker 19 (01:27:13):
Jersey Shore was based in Seaside, Ice in Seaside, yes, but.

Speaker 25 (01:27:16):
But no one that actually lives in New Jersey called
it the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Yeah, they just called They say they go to Seaside,
I mean the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 9 (01:27:23):
That's that's a TV thing, right, And then there's the well,
then there's the argument about people who say down the
shore because that's a big Jersey thing as well. But
only people outside of Jersey say that, right.

Speaker 25 (01:27:36):
Yes, and only people that you know have never been
here want to go here because I live ten minutes
from the beach and it's nothing exciting.

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
I live in New.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Jersey and I the Jersey Shore to me is summer.

Speaker 8 (01:27:52):
I mean I love it.

Speaker 13 (01:27:54):
Yeah, I like it like in May, like before people
start coming down.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
You see, that's the thing. When you're from there, it's
a whole different thing. I get it. People are like, hey,
we want to visit you in New York. I'm like, why.

Speaker 14 (01:28:08):
Why would you?

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
I Mean, I love New York there for a week.
All right, Why do you do that to yourself?

Speaker 16 (01:28:15):
I just thank you very much, all right, thank you
so much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
You know who's a big old tourist, and that's scary
when he visits Los Angeles.

Speaker 23 (01:28:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 19 (01:28:22):
Every time I have to go buy the thing the
star maps on the corner and then take the TMZ
bus tour and you gotta go see.

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
The Elvis Durand star on the Hollywood Walk of fe
That okay, okay. So every time I'm in Los Angeles
with pr Guru to the Stars, Stephen Levine, we have
to go buy the Houses of the Dead stars. I
love that. And he actually we actually had to go
to Brentwood and we had to stop in front of
Joan Crawford's old house and he said, he said, hold on,
I'm gonna take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
No, we're not gonna go take a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
That's a home.

Speaker 9 (01:28:52):
Then he says, let's go to where the O. J.
Simpson murders happened. So he tried to crawl over the fence.
What are you doing to crawl over the fan?

Speaker 13 (01:29:00):
I went over and put like my camera over the fence.
I did at Marylyn's house too, and I got a
picture of a woman buttoning her child's coat.

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
People live there, I know, but Marilyn died there.

Speaker 9 (01:29:08):
And then we have to go to the Then we
have to go to the Graveyard of the Stars. Oh
my god, look, front are stair?

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
I'm hello, Front's upstairs right now. I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
We went to Los Angeles for a year.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
You were star on the Walk of Fame.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
We landed and Scary goes, would you take us to
the Brady Bunch House? Be like really?

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
And you'll get there in the middle of a neighborhood
and we're in the neighborhood. Is quiet?

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Is it over into Luca Lake? Whereas it?

Speaker 29 (01:29:31):
Yeah, it's into lookal Lake.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
So look, okay, Scary, stop screaming. Good God.

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
If you're if you want to come visit New York
as a tourist, you're gonna hear people screaming like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
All day long.

Speaker 8 (01:29:39):
There's a lot of yelling.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
There's a lot of yelling here, yell there's no one
on that line.

Speaker 11 (01:29:44):
We were tourists in the Bahamas. One time Danielle wanted
to go buy a graveyard, got sick and started throwing up.
Where Anna Nicole Smith was did you.

Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Do up on Na Cole Smith's You puked the graveyard?

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Thankfully I didn't get to there to her graveyard before
I puked.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
First I got Nancy. Hi, Nancy, where are you calling from?

Speaker 27 (01:30:01):
Hi from Baltimore, Maryland.

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
Okay, you look?

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
You know what beautiful city? I love it there so
but you're gonna know I'm a tourist if I do.

Speaker 27 (01:30:08):
What if you eat team crabs with a bib and
vinyl gloves?

Speaker 9 (01:30:13):
Yeah, if you go to a restaurant to eat crabs
and then they come behind you and put a bib
around your neck, tell them no, I rebuke thee.

Speaker 29 (01:30:24):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
There's nothing like people, you know, eating crabs and they
look like they look like they're ready for like they're
gone a cologists, ready to go for an exam. I'm like,
I don't want to eat crabs in place. And then
you asked me to put my ankles in stirrups. You
know what I'm saying, Nancy, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:30:42):
I have a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
You too, thanks for listening.

Speaker 9 (01:30:44):
Uh. Andrew from Austin, Texas, how you doing Austin, Austin's
own Andrew? I used to live there too. But if
I came back today and did what, I would look
like a tourist.

Speaker 11 (01:30:53):
If you go to a restaurant and you don't order keeso, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
If you don't get keyeso, then they'll look at like,
what's wrong with you?

Speaker 25 (01:31:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Could we get some caeso?

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Now you're such an Austin nite. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
Austin is such a great city, you know, Andrew. I
used to go there when I was a kid, which
was a long time ago, and it was a little different.
It was all hippies. I mean there were people everywhere
that looked like hippies everywhere, and I hope that they're
still kind of holding onto that vibe. I mean it
still has that freedom vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Ryan, Oh yeah, they're still all here. Ye there.

Speaker 9 (01:31:24):
Yeah, keep in mind if you're in Austin, always order
a caso. All right, I'm in all right, Andrew, thank
you for listening to us.

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
I think that's a good rule. No matter where you are,
always get the caso.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Yeah, you can't go wrong. No, I'm done.

Speaker 8 (01:31:38):
In the morning show, Elvis Duran in the Morning show, Worth.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Gandhi, Yes, how's your relationship going?

Speaker 8 (01:31:54):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
I love that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
He's wonderful, even when you argue about dumb things.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
Oh, that's totally my fault. I started a fight with
him the other day for absolutely no reason. I think
I was bored. I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Well, fight about what.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
You can't judge me, No, we will judge.

Speaker 10 (01:32:10):
I know you will.

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
Okay. So I love snakes. I love them, I want
to touch them, I'd like looking at them. My boyfriend
is deathly afraid of snakes. I'm with him, doesn't want
him around him. So I tagged him in this video
and it was this beautiful snake and I was like, oh,
look at this. And then he texted me and was like,
just so you know, that's a deal breaker. That thing's
never going to live with us.

Speaker 10 (01:32:28):
And I went off.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
I was like, really, your hate for a snake outweighs
your love for me. Okay, I see how this is.
That's fine, you want to be that might be that way.
I was angry, like I went off for no reason,
and he was so nice about it. He was like, Okay, fine,
get your snake. We'll just keep it in the basement.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
But you never ever had any intention of getting a snake.

Speaker 6 (01:32:45):
None, none, not even until he told me I couldn't
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
You just wanted to argue, he said, no snakes aloud.
You don't like being controlled.

Speaker 6 (01:32:51):
Yes, I feel really bad about it, but I started
a fight with him for absolutely no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Reason reason actually erry dumb reason.

Speaker 6 (01:32:58):
Yes, so I didn't even want that snake, but I
didn't want him to tell me I couldn't have it. Yeah,
just picked a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
See.

Speaker 9 (01:33:03):
I had this conversation with friends over the weekend where
I do truly believe that we get into these stupid
fights because we have this need to spar with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Did we talk about this on the air of the day?
I don't know where.

Speaker 9 (01:33:15):
You know, baby kittens love to play fight with each other,
baby puppies. Yeah, And if you go to anywhere in
the wild animals when they're young, they actually learn how
to fight because they need to know how to fight,
but they learn by playing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I think it's the same thing with us.

Speaker 9 (01:33:29):
Yes, I think we need we need to spar with someone,
even if it's something ridiculous about the need to have
a pet snake.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
I didn't even want it, but he couldn't tell me
I couldn't have it. Wow, And you're absolutely right. I
am very much a sparring person and a playful person.
Sometimes he'll just be sitting next to me and I
pull his hair like no reason. He's just sitting there
mining his own business. I don't know why he dates
me because he loves you. Oh that's good, I hope so.

Speaker 9 (01:33:52):
But I mean sometimes I do think we have to
get it out, and we do that by ridiculous fights. Yes,
the thing is and here's the thing. We need to
recognize it as such. Oh like someone needs to go, okay,
are we really fighting about this when we could be
fighting about these things?

Speaker 6 (01:34:10):
Is then it escalates and he's so good at extinguishing
the flame. And then the next day I was like, hey,
I just want you know I'm really sorry about that
snake thing. It was super stupid. He said, Oh I know.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
Wow, so he gets you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 14 (01:34:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Hello Kira, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 28 (01:34:26):
Hello lady.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
Hello lady.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
Please tell me I can understand what argument you're going
through with your who you are arguing with.

Speaker 24 (01:34:33):
No, I'm not arguing with my husband. We've refinally just
purchased the house. We're in contract. Well we officially don't
even have the house yet. So we were talking about
kitchen floors. The other night, he comes in with this
idea of having all different tiles and different floors, and
I was like, you know, I really like more of
a clean cut because it's more of an open concept. Yeah,
why want more of the same floor to kind of
just go throughout the entire first level. And we have

(01:34:55):
two different versions of how this went down, but I
would call him kind of storming out of the room
after and being a little upset that I shut down
his idea. But yes, that's currently what we're fighting over
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Is that wild.

Speaker 24 (01:35:07):
I said, we'll wait until it's a seed, so waiting
to see once we get back in the house, because honestly,
I don't even remember the layout of the kitchen and
what it even looks like, so then we'll figure it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
These are the little stupid, little arguments.

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
I mean, look, you know, it's one thing to disagree,
so another thing to storm out because because you've been
shut down.

Speaker 24 (01:35:24):
About the floor time that he did not But that's
what I recall.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
All right, did you guys ever work it out?

Speaker 16 (01:35:32):
Yes?

Speaker 24 (01:35:32):
We did, Okay, so we just we disagreed to just
once we'll wait until we get inside and figure it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
So there was a moment of tension over something like
floor tile, I have yet.

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
Good.

Speaker 9 (01:35:43):
I'm glad you guys ironed it up. But we all
go through these little stupid arguments. Anyone else having one, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:35:49):
So on Saturday night we went out and Heather wore
her highest of heels, and so she said, well, I
can't walk, we have to park close to the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I see, and I get it. I get it.

Speaker 29 (01:36:00):
However, there was evidence later in the night that that
was not a problem to be in high heels because
she danced for four hours straight, right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Just different because she had been drinking. Well, why didn't
we have a drink before we walked to the theater?

Speaker 9 (01:36:13):
I must assume in wearing high heels walking around city streets,
if you're a little inebriated, it's a little easier.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
And like the temperature has a lot to do with
it too, cold feet, terrible feet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
I said, I'm willing to carry you like I'll carry
you to the theater. I don't care.

Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
Should have brought like a change of shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Because people don't like to do that. No, no, no, kit,
you need to bring a larger purse. You know what
I'm saying. I'm back.

Speaker 9 (01:36:36):
No, you know, I get the thing. If you're going
to look hot in your heels, then you need door
to door service. Like I'm okay with that. Okay, Marissa, Hi, Marissa.

Speaker 17 (01:36:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (01:36:47):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Well hello, So you and your boyfriend fought over what?

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Okay?

Speaker 27 (01:36:52):
So we both love Disney and beauty and the Beast
is one of our favorites. The first thing we ever
thought about and still disagree about whether Gaston the villain
is actually.

Speaker 26 (01:37:03):
A bad guy.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Of course is.

Speaker 16 (01:37:06):
Exactly and there.

Speaker 27 (01:37:07):
Are a lot of things that back that up. But
he sometimes I swear he does this just to make
me mad. But he says that he's just a misunderstood
man of the time.

Speaker 10 (01:37:20):
Okay, I mean, all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
The evidence is there, I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:37:24):
Well, so how deep has this argument gone? I mean,
have you guys actually had like did he have like
a snit fit? Or did you did you like storm
out of the room.

Speaker 27 (01:37:32):
We have actually gotten to the point of like raised
voices almost yelling over gasted On Like he says that
you know, he's a very skilled hunter.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
He is, He's an assassin man in the village, and
he wants he wants Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
He loves her.

Speaker 27 (01:37:52):
He's going through all this trouble to to gave her
from the castle. We all like, yeah, after threatening to
lock up her father.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
The only reason to go because she's the prettiest in
the village. He it has nothing to do with really loving.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
He's misunderstood.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
No, he wants her to stop reading.

Speaker 13 (01:38:08):
Yeah, and he wants it exactly, and he fights the
hero in the end, the beast is the hero.

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
He fights the.

Speaker 9 (01:38:14):
Hero tries to I mean, come on, all right, all right, Marisa.
Everyone in the room except for me think she won
that one. Yeah, I have him to agree. I think
guesst On is just misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Yea, he's not all right, thanks for misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
What's up, Froggy?

Speaker 5 (01:38:27):
So you got to go with him here?

Speaker 11 (01:38:28):
So last time, I'm doing my work by myself and
Lisa takes the dogs outside. I guess one of them
had a dingleberry. Okay, dingleberry goes unseen. Lisa steps on
it and starts tracking it around the house. So she
starts yelling about it, and I don't come out of
doing my work to help her.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Clean it up.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
So when I'm like, just stop complaining and clean it up.
So when I come out of the office, she's like,
you didn't help me, and I'm not talking to you.
I'm over it, and I'm the only one that does
anything around here.

Speaker 9 (01:38:56):
And okay, well we see what's going on here. Apparently,
well agree she should clean up the mess. She's the
one that tracked it all over the house, right, But
she said something, you never helped me around here. That
shows there's a deeper issue.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Well, there's something deeper there, what about you.

Speaker 33 (01:39:10):
My girlfriend sits on my floor in my bedroom, opens
up a sophora and sits there for two hours doing
her hair and makeup just to go out on a
Sunday afternoon when we're only going out for a quick
lunch and back again.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
You don't need to be so so intricate in your planning.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Oh really, but that's what she wants to do. But
she looks beautiful the way she is, but she wants
to do her makeup.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
You know, Oh my god, I look like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Yeah, now you look like that earlier at our argument date,
let's predate.

Speaker 13 (01:39:45):
That our argument is really a silent argument. So my
husband puts the toilet covered down on the toilet, he
thinks it looks much nicer, and he tries to get
everyone in the house to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
So now there's a big note above.

Speaker 13 (01:39:59):
The toilet because I ca you forgetting that says put
toilet covered down, and I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
Like, uh huh, okay, yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
It's the smallest little tape.

Speaker 13 (01:40:08):
So I know the note is there, but I haven't
addressed the note, like I haven't said to him. Yeah,
I know the notes that I haven't said.

Speaker 9 (01:40:13):
You know, you know it's simmering, it's gonna come to
a boil. Oh no, there's there's gonna be things thrown.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
So, yeah, someone's gonna rip that toilet keep right off.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Sharp objects will and toilet seas will be ripped off.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
I think it's because he's British that he likes to
put all the bowls.

Speaker 9 (01:40:26):
No, no, I gotta be honest. I have a weird
thing about toilets being seen outside the bathroom.

Speaker 10 (01:40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
For instance, in my in my apartment, there's in the
entryway there's a half bath. You know, you can go
wash your hands in a washroom whatever, and a toilet.
I always I always have to make sure that door
is mostly closed. I don't want people walking into my
house and the first thing they see is a toilet. Now,
the thing is, it is nice to have it down, yeah,
where you don't see that suck hole in the bottom
of I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:40:50):
Agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
It does look much nicer. It doesn't look like a
public toilet.

Speaker 9 (01:40:54):
Okay, let me tell you what my argument is with Alex.
We have this what used to be a farm. Okay,
it's a lot of acreage in a house.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
Whatever.

Speaker 9 (01:41:02):
It's just land that's sitting there. Okay, beautiful land, New
Jersey Garden State. They can grow tomatoes out there. But
I said, why don't we do this, Why don't we
have some people come out and build gardens out there
so we can grow vegetables, we can grow produce, we
can grow flowers, whatever we want. And he's like, well,
we don't need it. I said, we'll eat a little
and share it with our friends. But what we can

(01:41:23):
do is take that produce and we can donate it
to food shelters and people.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Who need it. Yeah, and it'll be cool.

Speaker 9 (01:41:29):
It'll be cool to have a garden. I think it's great.
He's like, it's a lot of work. I said, no,
not if we don't do it. We'll have people that
know how to know how to garden come out and
run the garden.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
He said.

Speaker 9 (01:41:37):
That's a lot of money, I know, but look, we're
helping out the community. I'm sure there's a tax ride
off in there somewhere, so I looked it up. Yes
there is, So you know, if we could just grow vegetables. No,
this is a waste of time, waste of money, and
it is a lot of work for someone that we
have to pay. But look, we could be helping people
people you know, have a garden, fresh vegetables.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Yeahing like fresh vegetables, and we'd just be.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Honest, we'd have like three green beans a year. But
that's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
The food's going to people who need it, all right,
So where would you follow on that? We keep in
mind it is there is an expense there. Yeah, okay, what.

Speaker 13 (01:42:12):
Can you have meet in the middle and kind of
learn how to take care of it yourself? No, okay,
I gotta say.

Speaker 6 (01:42:20):
I think I'm on your side with this one. I
like the gardens. I think it would be great to
be able to help people out. I think that's awesome.
And if you can pay for it, you can pay
for it and then it's no extra work, so what
does it matter?

Speaker 2 (01:42:29):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:42:32):
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Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
I want to read his nuts one because he gave
us two straws out of five.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
How's your corn beef?

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
If we're all go take another bite?

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
Well what is his review of our podcast? Abe seventy seven?

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
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Speaker 8 (01:42:50):
Listen to the Brooklyn.

Speaker 20 (01:42:51):
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you get your podcasts.

Speaker 8 (01:42:57):
El mister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 9 (01:43:00):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,

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