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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Programmer pre recorded Hello, good morning in good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my god, I actually got through you guys. Have
no idea how.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Much it seems doing.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Basically, I got to listen to you guys every day
for multiple hours a day.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Did you find a barbishoe in your underwear one time?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, they found it when they gave me a colonic
Oh sorry, I get those.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I've been listening to you for.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Like fifteen years, and you guys are awesome. I love
you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you. We keep getting better with age.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
You guys were the best morning show ever.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Welcome to the show and the morning show.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
In the Morning Show, it's just a miracle where every
morning we wake up and there's this gravitational pull for
us to get up, get dressed, brush our teeth and
make the.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Pilgrimage back to the studio.

Speaker 7 (00:55):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't know. I can't explain it, Danielle. It's just
depens on its own. We're pulled in by this magnetic force,
this force of intrigue and excitement and adventure and discovery
and a bunch of music. Welcome to today. Is it's
a what is it Tuesday? August or October or something
I know what day is it?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes, where was I? September? We're in the months of September.
We walked in and said, hey, guys, what song do
you want to start the show with? I? And they
took a vote and apparently there was a bloody battle
behind my back. We'll find out. We'll find out what
the song is in the second. Good morning, Danielle Hey,
Gandhi Moning, Good morning Producer, Sam, Good morning, boidle Z e, Hi,

(01:41):
Funky Froggy, How you doing? Hey, Hi and Scotty B
welcome back.

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Hi, great to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Did you atone for each and every one of your sins?

Speaker 9 (01:51):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Now I can do some more exactly. Sometimes you gotta
flush it out and start fresh. Hey, all right, So
how did the bloody battle go? Daniel and Gandhi?

Speaker 7 (02:01):
So I won? I never win. I won today. So
I have decided we are starting the show with my
boy Jesse McCartney from his Departure album back in two
thousand and nine, when I asked my husband if I
could flirt with him because he was super hot. Remember, yeah,
yes I do. The song I have chosen is Leaving
Because We.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Love by Jesse McCarty obviously. Obviously Danielle won. All right, well,
Jesse McCartney kicking off you Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
There you go, Danielle, thank you.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're Jesse McCartney from way back in the day. But
you know what, it has a story behind it when
you first became attracted to your current husband.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I think, what's the story? You told us?

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Asked my current husband if I could flirt with Jesse McCartney,
and I was told yes, go right ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm trying to save your marriage. Thank you anyway, So
welcome today. Our first caller. The name online for Scary
on her way to work works at a high school.
You love your job, right, Misty.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I love it so much. I don't get paid enough,
but I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What do you do at the high school?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
So I work in the main office. I take attendance
for all the students, and then I also do social
media for the football team and the basketball team.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look at you. So you love your work, You love
the people you work with, you love the kids. I
mean all of the.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Above, all of the above. So much time.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I wonder everyone who else driving to work right now?
Who's thinking? Wow? I wish I love my job like
Misty loved her job. Well, you know what, you know,
that's the thing. If you love your job, consider yourself
extremely blessed because it's a great feeling. We love our
jobs most of the time. Anyway. Well, Misty, I want
to give a great, great drive to work, and you

(03:54):
do whatever you got to do to make everyone smile.
I'm sure they love you just as much as you
love them. Hey, what do you have from Misty? There, Nate?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
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Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's on the way, Misty, and you enjoyed. Thank you
very much for listening. You too, you know, hold on
one second. I don't know. I wasn't thinking of having
a great day until Misty demanded it. Now are we?
Are we all in line? We're gonna have a great
day because Misty told us to look really yeah? All right, Well,
I love each and every one of you. I'm excited
about whatever the frig this day is gonna bring us.

(04:26):
Let's go see what it is. First of all, the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's
going on?

Speaker 10 (04:30):
All right?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Chat?

Speaker 11 (04:31):
GPT can now see here and speak spoken words and
process images. Open AI, the company behind the generative program,
said yesterday that the latest update is going to let
users opt into voice conversations and choose one of five
voices for the I for the AI to respond with.
The changes should be rolled out over the next two
weeks to paying customers, And now you can basically talk

(04:53):
to nothing.

Speaker 12 (04:55):
Or something and nothing talks back, yes, and it responds
hold on, sort of like.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's like a conversation with Steery.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Wait a second.

Speaker 11 (05:06):
The NASA is going to be hosting a conference today
to discuss an upcoming solar eclipse. The anular eclipse will
be visible from Oregon to Texas on October fourteenth, with
a partial eclipse visible throughout the rest of the forty
eight United States contiguous United States. And annular eclipse is
also being called the Ring of Fire eclipse, as it
usually is, because the Moon is far and NOFU away

(05:26):
from the Earth that it actually doesn't cover the entire
Sun like a total eclipse, so it leaves this outer
solar ring visible. The conference will stream live on NASA's
website at four today Eastern time. If you're interested and
finally good and bad news. Good news we could still
win power Ball, but bad news, nobody else did. The
drawing did not produce a grand prize winter yesterday. That

(05:48):
means the next chance is up to eight hundred and
thirty five million.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Week.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
We've been having a lot of these super jackpots have
only yeah jackpots.

Speaker 11 (05:58):
Cash value on that will be about three hundred ninety dollars.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, we'll take it. And happy birthday at Caleb listening
in this morning, and you guys ready for your Tuesday. Yeah,
let's go. Come on, Elvis, I was a total lunatic.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Danielle, shut up, keep on moving, Gandhi, we should do a.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Talent show, Froggy, are you gonna talk to me later?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
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Speaker 2 (06:41):
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Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know, you wake up you're like, Okay, I'm in
a pretty good mood. I've got a day out there
to conquer. I've got things to do, friends to see,
you know, things on a checklist I need to accomplish.
There are some people out there who are in pain today.
You know, they're having a tough day getting the day started,
and they have right to be to be detoured a
little bit. I'm talking right now specifically about our listeners

(07:06):
out on Long Island and Farmingdale. Long Island just got
a great text from a listener saying, keep the Farmingdale
School district and community and your thoughts this week. As
you know, it wasn't that many days ago that awful,
awful bus crash happened as the band members were going
to band camp. The text goes on to say, many
of our students are returning to school today. We're going
to be laying to rest two of our very own.

(07:26):
We're all wearing green today in honor of those who
were affected by this awful, awful, awful, tragic bus crash.
So showing all love toward Farmingdale. They are all day
or strong and we're thinking about you. You got to
get back in, you know. And the good news about
going back is you have each other, you know, and

(07:49):
so we're thinking about you. Well that was not that
many days ago, wasn't.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, So you know, can you turn Scotty on for
a second. Scotty's from Long Island. You don't live in Farmingdale,
but not far. It's the next town over exactly. I mean,
what's the mood like in the communities that are radiating
around Farmingdale.

Speaker 13 (08:10):
It is actually just a sense of community. You know,
all the school districts in the area got emails. Everybody's
supposed to wear green today, you know, to support the
Farmingdale community. And it's just a we're a very tight
knit community, you know where I live. So we're all
feeling it.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
I bet.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, there you go. That's just one of the millions
of stories that are going on right now. You know,
as we start the day, you know, you drive on
the highway or on those city streets, or you're heading
to a subway or a train, whatever. Look at all
those people around you. You kind of wonder, what are
they going through right now? You know, what are they feeling?
I hope they're Okay, you know, now bring it in closer.

(08:48):
Someone you may know very well maybe going through something
and you don't know about it, and that means there's
nothing wrong with reaching out. Everyone's going, hey, I'm just
thinking about you this morning. How you doing, how you feeling?
You know what? Simple little question like that is really
all many people need. So with that in mind, let's
roll into the horoscopes. We don't believe, we don't believe
in this.

Speaker 10 (09:09):
Unless your day's a ten, then.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Well no, okay, So we do believe in how the
stars and the planets line up, and we do get that.
We're trying to figure this out. So who are you
doing your horsecopes with? Produce yourself with Daniell this morning,
let's go.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
So it's Christina Million's birthday and Serena Williams birthday today.
Happy birthday to them. Capricorn. Do not allow others to
take advantage of your kindness. Your day is a seven Aquarius.

Speaker 14 (09:35):
A series of unfortunate events could make you lose hope,
so try and stay positive because this too shall pass.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Your day's of five.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
Hey, by Seas, break up your day with a fun activity.
Your day is at nine aries.

Speaker 14 (09:46):
Be open to constructive criticism. It could change your way
of thinking.

Speaker 10 (09:49):
Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Seize the day and take advantage of a big opportunity.
Your date is at nine.

Speaker 14 (09:54):
Hey, gem and I find a humor in a tough situation.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
It'll help you cope. Your day's six Cancer. Use your
small to get what you want. Your day is a
nine Leo.

Speaker 14 (10:02):
Take a break from the same old routine. It's no
longer serving you like it should. Your days of six.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Hey rgo go big or go home. Stop limiting your potential.
Your date isn't it.

Speaker 14 (10:11):
Libra, don't stop being who you truly are. Continue to shine.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Your day's ten Scorpio.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Keep away from a drama filled situation that will only
bring you more headaches. Your day isn't he.

Speaker 14 (10:22):
And finally, Sagittarius. Recently you've been quick to snap at others.
Calm your inner voice and be more patient. Your day's
of seven and those are your Tuesday rning horoscopes.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Thank you, guys. Let's roll into, uh, well not roll
into Let's talk about what we're going to roll into
in a few moments. With Daniel's first report of the day,
Danielle tell us about what you're going to roll into
in a few moments.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Well, Adele on her possibly being married and dropping hints,
and some of us are upset there might be an
Office reboot in the works, and we're not so sure
we want this.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
What do you mean by what do you mean by
sort of upset? You should have heard Danielle and Gandhi
going on during the song that's hot trash. Here's daniel
here's Danielle. How do they think something like this? And
he's like, I'm with your sister.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
I mean, the Office is perfection? Why would you mess
with perfection? I mean really, it really is.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
In the last couple of seasons.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Okay, well, yes, okay, I liked them.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay. The thing was, you know, you guys have been
talking on and on about you know, when the Office
was out. I mean how many dozens and dozens and
dozens of years ago that was. They got away with
stuff back then they can't do now. Rank So yeah,
you're saying it would totally be a different show.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
It would be I don't know, I just don't think
they can do it.

Speaker 11 (11:32):
It was fabulous because it was cringey, right, because you
were like, oh my god, I cannot believe you just
said that, but now you know they wouldn't be like
this new ideas.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
That's the problem. We need new ideas.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
And we love cringe, you know, so let's be careful
with that, all right? That and more all the.

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Speaker 1 (12:01):
How random. We're just sitting here listening to the song
and scary is like I need to ask you guys
a very important question. Wats that scary? When exactly is
fig season?

Speaker 15 (12:13):
And the reason why I ask is because I had
one the other night. I was at some some thing,
some function, and it.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Was a really good rod.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Figs.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Figs are happening. I love a fake because it has
that beautiful flavor and then it's like you eat little
ants in there ants fa. There is a fixed season
going on right now through uh through October, so go
get your FAMI.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
How do you know this?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I know that the Fix there's two there's two fake
seasons for your Fix. Had a season. You can get
figs year around, you know that, But the official season
there's one little short window, which is I think earlier
in the summer and then end of summer into autumn,
like August to October. There's a fixed season there. I
do believe.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
We used to own a fig tree and when it
was time to rap, because you have to wrap it
like at the end, you know, so that is warm.
I guess I don't. We've had a new Kids on
the Block blanket and we would wrap it around the
fig tree, and so I would see Donnie Wahlberg looking
at all season.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, you know that right there, hidden behind Donnie Wahlberg
in this stroke. I'm sorry, Like, can you buy figs
at the store they call those grocery stores.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
I thought these were the dry things? What are the
dried things.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
You can get Christmas?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
No, you can get dried figs. I mean no, there's figs.
Just go to your potus apartment. You'll find figs. Don't
worry about it. I love figs. I like to make
some ricotta toast with figs on top and a little
and scared. Yeah, I know, I know, I'm excited for you, scary.
Let's get into uh Daniel's report before we talk about
figs another.

Speaker 11 (13:48):
Moment hilarious, But I know that they're not inherently boogie.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
People talk about figs. It sounds so that sound figs
are fabulous.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Where's my figs? Are a fabulous T shirt? Foggy? When's
let tend me a good fig It's been a little bit.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
You need to figure in his fabulous.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
T shirts over tonight. We're figuring it. I have to
agree with Ghani. It is at bougie produce like.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Figs are the everyday man's uh fruit from Italy. You're
you're way wrong.

Speaker 15 (14:25):
Sisters brought it from Sicily and all they do is
they have these trees and they groom in.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Them exactly to your house. We're gonna fig all night.
I'm gonna figure good. All right, we gotta move on
from figs. Danielle, please save your show what you got
going on?

Speaker 7 (14:39):
So Adele has been giving some hints to whether or
not she's married, because we're still guessing. So she was
doing her show Weekends with Adele, and she referred to
herself as not the greatest wife when it comes to football.
So everyone was like, okay, that must mean that you're married.
I mean a couple of weeks ago she referred to
him as her her husband, Paul as her husband. So

(15:02):
I think they're married, and they just really haven't said anything.
I mean, maybe she doesn't feel like she needs to
say anything. I like that, you know, like she just
talks with Maybe Gandhi's married and we wouldn't even know,
Maybe we wouldn't say anything. Draken says, I claim the
top spot on the Billboard Hot one hundred would slime
you out in March Drake's twelfth and says the second
number one hit on the chart. This achievement ties Drake

(15:22):
with Madonna and the Supremes for fifth place for the
most number one songs on the Billboard Hot one hundred.
So that's pretty damn cool. The custody battle between Jason
Sidekis and Olivia Wilde seems to have been settled. This
is according to somebody inside. They always say an insider said, well,
who is this insidive? We don't anyway. Apparently he's agreed
to pay twenty seven five hundred dollars per month in

(15:45):
child support for their two children and a lot of
the other things They're not gonna tell us about. But
that's what we know. A reboot of the Office. This
is what they're talking about now. A couple of years ago,
the original show runner Greg Danielills did say, you know
what if we did a reboot at the Office. The
only thing is I don't want to disappoint the fans.

(16:06):
A lot of the fans watch The Office through and
then rewatch it. That's my son. I can't even tell
you how many times he's watched it. It's always on
in the background. It's his favorite show. Why do we
need to remake the show? It's not gonna be the same,
It's never gonna be live up to what it used
to be. And I don't even think you can get
away with what they got away with. So, Gandhi, what
are your thoughts on this?

Speaker 11 (16:26):
I agree with you wholeheartedly. However, I would like to
see them try just to.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
See what happened.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
See them try it.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Earlier episode you guys were arguing about this, like, there's
I'm sorry, no fagin way they're gonna get away with this.

Speaker 10 (16:41):
I don't think they would ever ever be able to
do it. Also, has it been long enough to remake it?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
No, I just think they're running out of things like
there's nothing. They don't have anything new to give us.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Maybe they need to find a new office, like a
new something.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Yes, entirely different. Different characters can't be the same characters,
you know, so we'll say anyway. Netflix at least a
trailer for their new Nature documentary This is for Ugandhi
Life on Our Planet. It's a docuseries exploring the survival
strategies of species throughout Earth's history, spanning from the dinosaurs
to the present day. Steven Spielberg produced it. It's narrated

(17:14):
by Morgan Freeman, and it hits Netflix October twenty fifth.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
I can't wait, And it's already triggered by the dinosaurs?

Speaker 8 (17:20):
How do they know this?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
And we're hoping that the recent deal between the writers
and the studios is gonna stick and that the Hollywood
strike will be over soon, the Writer's strike. So what
will come back asap? Well, looks like The Tonight Show
with Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel Live are reportedly going
to come back quick, maybe October second, October ninth. They're
looking to come back really fast. What are we watching tonight?

(17:43):
Dancing with the Stars. Since the writer's strike seems to
be over. We don't know one hundred percent, but seems
to be. Dancing with the Stars will go on as
planned tonight on ABC. Name that Tune, You've Got the Voice.
It's part two of the Blind Auditions. America's Got Talent
is on and Dave Chappelle has a special overrun Netflix.
And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Thank you, Danielle, much appreciate it. I think we talked
about this for a second the other day. What Tender
is doing with this new select tier of membership. It's
going to cost five hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
What is that special about it?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well, you gotta well, it's five hundred dollars. Here's the thing.
They announced this new exclusive, high end membership tier called
Tender Select. It's about six thousand a year. I don't
know if it's so good, Why do you need a
year of it? Which kind of a year? Yeah, it's
it's five hundred a month for that price. I mean,

(18:39):
you think, what a personalized experience with the human matchmakers. No,
it's just the normal Tender algorithms, but you get special
access to Tender's most sought after profiles.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
For that much money, I want to be able to
put my hand in the phone and touch the person.
It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh yeah, there's a couple other perks, like being able
to direct message others without matching, but only two times
a week and only if the person is accepting DMS. Also,
you get to test new features and hide ads. If
you're an avid VIP tender user, obviously you got a
lot of money, right, maybe worth a shawan. I guess.

(19:14):
It seems like it's mostly a status thing. So since
Tinder gives those people the ability to add special select
badge to the profile, they are the special chosen ones,
I guess. Can you imagine. So they go in to
say they're going to open it up to their most
attract Oh no, they're going to open it up to
their most active users on a rolling basis. They want
to keep the number of select users down to one percent.

(19:38):
By the way, tenders had supposedly had secret VIP memberships
for years. This is the first time you could actually
just buy one. Oh so tell me you're rich without
telling me you're a rich I guess right. Yeah, So
I don't know. I've never used a dating app. I
know I know you have Nate right, Yeah, ever used tender?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I did use tender, And I think the thing that
they're probably trying to do with this five hundred dollars thing.
You get a very low rate of return on tender,
Like you can swipe right all day long as a
guy at least, and you cannot get any matches where
people to message you back, and it's just very frustrating.
So maybe with this five hundred dollars thing they get
more active people that it's going.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
To be more selective. I don't know, see, I don't know.
I just it just seems like one of those things
in life. You know, there are businesses out there that
they feel as if they charge you more for a
product or a service that you think it's better even
though it may not be right. It's like going to
buy wine. Oh no, this is one hundred dollar bottle wine.
You know that it's going to be better than the
fourteen dollar bottle of wine, And well, no that's not true.

Speaker 11 (20:39):
You know, for five hundred dollars it should come with
like verified STD test.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh yeah, no, you better, you better put lipstick on
that mouth, you know what I'm saying. Yes, scary, I.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Feel like this is a tax on ugly people because
the people.

Speaker 15 (20:56):
That can't get the date are the ones that are
going to pay the five hundred dollars, and they're the
ones that need the most help to do the director.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, how short sighted are you think about it? There
are a lot of people out there who are very
attractive who can't get dates. A lot of people who
aren't that attractive in your eyes, they can. I mean
what does that mean? Because you know on.

Speaker 15 (21:14):
Tinder it's like the top tier of people, the ones
that that that the are the ones that that get
the date.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Top tier. It's top tier people who knows money. That's it.
That's all it really says.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Isn't it?

Speaker 8 (21:25):
But those are the ones that are gonna end up paying.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
I think I would secretly, not so secretly judge somebody
if I saw that they had tender select and really.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
From Yeah, it's like good Scary became friends with that
loser that ran that fest with with John Roul, I know.
But those who bought tickets for that dumpster fire, you
look at them like, eliminate them from my pool of friends.
Paid five hundred dollars a month for Tender. Okay, well

(21:59):
I don't know, scary.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
How much did you pay for those tickets? By the way,
stop it.

Speaker 8 (22:02):
I didn't pay. I didn't pay. I didn't remember.

Speaker 10 (22:04):
He just had a post.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
And no matter what you you see, I think people think, mate,
think if I pay five hundred dollars a month, it's
going to guarantee success in my dating world on Tender,
which it doesn't. You're still dating the same people. It
just so happens. They put five hundred bucks down on
the table.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
So it's like, if I buy this lipstick, I'm going
to look like Margot Robbie. Yeah, that doesn't happen, so
it's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Danielle, you look better than Margot Robbie. Yeah, why you laughing?
What's so funny?

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Funniest thing you've ever said?

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Oh stop it, Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
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Speaker 2 (23:02):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What did he go to do?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
He said he was going to do.

Speaker 10 (23:15):
I think either breakfast or something with the dogs.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's the slice of pizza. I had to feed the dogs.
You know, yesterday, yesterday it was Max's birthday. He had
a little leftover chicken. We put a little candle in
his chicken last night. If you know what I'm saying,
did him absolutely? I did? Were you kidding me? Good? Good,
good good? I know, Happy birthday to my little buddy.
This pizza. By the way, how come every time I

(23:39):
say I go to this restaurant I like for pizza?
In Manville, New Jersey, people make fun of. Manville is
named after a family named man has nothing to do
with men, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (23:53):
Yeah, they're really missing opportunities there.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Stop it.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
This place, it's called Pizza and Pasta in Manville. It's
just a simple name. It's been there for a thousand years.
Mark the manager was there. But you know what Alex said,
we had to go drop the car off it's whatever
to get it fixed. And he says, you know what
I want. I want some pizza and a cold bea.
Oh okay, so we rolled into pizza and pasta. They
did him off tap this beer. It was ice cold.

(24:22):
I mean, I'm not really a beerd lover, but there's
something about an ice, ice cold beer that's just fantastic.
You know what I'm saying. Ye, no one here likes beer.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
I like the taste of beer on Sheldon, Like, if
he has a beer, I like.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
The taste of Wait, you like, pour it on him
and lick it off. I'm crying to forget that.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
Fret smells like beer and then he kisses me. I
like that. I don't know what it's.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Weird, Okay, I get it. I know. I remember when
I was a kid, my dad would drink you Schlitz
small liquor in the afternoon, and then he would get
those beer burps. You know, it comes out like hot
and smells like beer. Is that that's the same thing
you're going for, Danielle, I think it is.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
I don't like beer burps, but I like it. Just
there's a certain like I don't know, I like the
white smells.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't know, it's that hot beer burp. But you
know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, Nate beer.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
No, It's okay.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
And I think the reason I have an aversion to
it is because the first beer I ever sneaked or
snuck was a Paps Blue Ribbon. But my dad never
really drank and the beer was I think probably five
or six year old, six years old, so by the
time I opened a can of warm beer, it was
like perfume. I mean, it was just terrible. So I
remember drinking that. It's like, I'm never gonna drink this

(25:38):
ever again.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
It was a warm, old beer, so yeah, you don't
want that, and maybe some cigarette butts in it from
a party the night before. Anyway, A cold beer with
something spicy like chili or pizza, you know, pretty nice. Anyway,
I'll bring this up because that's where I was running late,
getting back getting pizza and feeding my dogs. Hey, Gandhi

(26:00):
shared a piece of artwork with us a few minutes ago.
Did you guys love that or not?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:05):
It's so adorable. I love it.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
So this is a piece of artwork you're putting up
for auction when we go to the Chefs for Kids
Cancer event.

Speaker 11 (26:13):
Yes, that is the one I named it after the
show What's it called Hello Jelly?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
And tell them why it's called Hello Jelly?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
Because it's too little jellyfish swimming in a chirpy ocean
of pink.

Speaker 7 (26:30):
It's so cute.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
And so that's so cool that along the wallway that
you I'm sorry hallway, you see when you walk in
to look at all the artwork at the Chefs for
Kids Cancer dinner, yours is right there in the middle
of all those other incredible artists. That's going to make
you feel pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
I am so flattered. I love this.

Speaker 11 (26:51):
They're only having ten artists submit artwork this year, so
I was extra flattered that they asked me to do it.
And I won't say names, but yesterday I was speaking
with our friend Gretchen and I said, she loves the
colors on it, and I said, oh, I just hope
that somebody who's really into color bids on it, and
she said maybe it'll be And I can't believe this
person is gonna be there.

Speaker 10 (27:12):
I can't say it.

Speaker 7 (27:13):
I'll tell you is it is?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
It?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Is it three names? Because if it is, I know
who it is.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
You know who it is, and that person would love color,
is it?

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, he's.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Been Patrick Harris, Patrick Harris everyone. I'm kidding.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
It's not that's why I thought it was. Oh no,
because he's before.

Speaker 10 (27:29):
It might be the guy who made Hamilton exactly. I
might not. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, don't chan it, don't change it. That's awesome if
I If he doesn't bid on it, I'll use his
name and bid on it for him.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I think that's cool. Gandhi. Five years ago, you were
never sitting in your living room painting jellyfish and elephants.

Speaker 10 (27:53):
I certainly was not.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Now and now you're being interviewed by an art magazine
about your upcoming art opening here in New York City,
and you're putting them in auctions for kids cancer research.
Look at what that pandemic hobby turned into.

Speaker 11 (28:14):
Life is crazy and unexpected and amazing. And if you
have a passion or a hobby, whatever it is, just
pursue it in your spare time because you have no
idea where it's going to go. I still have no
idea how this happened, but I'm so excited about it
and I love doing it, and I love bringing the
pieces in here and showing you guys, because you're always
so nice and it's so cute.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, I'm ready for another one. I'm I was like, well,
can I just let me let me buy that one.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
She's like, now, I'm gonna make you one. I'll make
you one.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Okay. Anyway, So congratulations to Gandhi and of course Brandon,
he's a part of your art machine. Sure is. And
I think it's so great that you're representing us, right, Danielle,
She's representing us at this incredible event. Col Hey, I'm
feeling like we need to talk to someone about something.
What do we need to do? How about a contest
of some sort or I don't know, we have a

(29:00):
fun one maybe what do you have?

Speaker 11 (29:02):
So yesterday was I believe Froggy correct me if I'm wrong,
National one Hit wonder Day.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
It was.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
It was so we have another from the first beat
one Hit Wonders.

Speaker 10 (29:14):
Okay, I'm not going to be easy like yesterday.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Excuse me. I'm going to put the call out there.
You know, we're taking a chance because it's live. It's
a live show, and we could get a dud on
the phone. If you know your music, you're one hit Wonders.
These are the ones we're looking for, the people that
came out with a hit. And sometimes it's up for debate,
but not really. We have a list of songs that

(29:38):
were from an artist we only heard from one time.
I think we're asking for trouble here. They had a
couple of hits.

Speaker 10 (29:47):
They did not in the game.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
They had a couple of hits.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
But I thought that you were giving away some of
the games.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I say that every well, okay, too soon, too soon,
all right, So if you know your one hit wonders
what you want, this is gonna I'm predicting a bad
next fifteen minutes of our show.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
Oh no, I think you would get all of them.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
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Speaker 11 (30:23):
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Speaker 16 (30:28):
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luckily it was aimed low enough it didn't hit me
in the face, but it like hit me. Bounced on
the floor once and then flopped there for a minute
like a dead salmon.

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Speaker 2 (30:52):
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Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, we're about to check out someone's knowledge. How
much do they know about one hit? Wonders artists that
only had like one hit? Okay, I'm looking down the list.
I see no way anyone's gonna get these.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
I think they will.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I would because I'm old and decrepit.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
No, I think everybody in this room will get them.
Maybe not title end artists, but I think on this
one we can take one or the other. Oh that's
very nice, rule one warning other non Danielle.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Why are you getting so lucy goosey and your game
rule's gone? Usually you're very strict.

Speaker 10 (31:30):
No, So here's the thing.

Speaker 11 (31:31):
I just think, once we pick the rules, we should
stick to them. We don't always make you do title
and artists. Sometimes we say one or the other, but
you guys just veer off the path completely and someone
will say something completely from left field and you're like, yeah,
they tried it.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Sounds like it has the same letter.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well, the good news is we have no money to
play for here, so it's like whatever. But let's go
meet our friend Jen online sixteen. Okay, Jen, welcome to
the show. Do you think you are one?

Speaker 8 (32:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Good morning. Do you think you know your one hit? Wonders?

Speaker 7 (32:04):
I really hope so, I'm so nervous.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know. I think. Okay, Okay, let's get started now,
scary you have any music here? I sure do, and
welcome to From the first beat, We're gonna give you
a few We're gonna make it e bit more difficult.
We could play like the whole three and a half
minutes of a song and you still wouldn't get it.

Speaker 17 (32:23):
But we're not.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
We're gonna give you like one beat, so what could
possibly go wrong? But I will tell you we do
have someone who can back it up. On another line,
we have Olivia out in Chester County, PA. If you
don't get some of these answers, she will come for
the win. Okay, okay, all right, let's just jump into

(32:44):
it. You guys, ready, Yeah, yeah, all right, I guarantee you, you,
everyone in the room will probably know each and every
one of these because of well, what we do for
a living and how old I am?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
So right?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
And Froggy is gonna know these two? I'm scary. Here
we go. Here's one hit wonder from the first beat
song one pretty easy?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hold on a minute, is it? Hollach girls?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, hold on one second, Olivia line too.
Let's come on Olivia real quick. Don't hang up Jen
when she started yelling at me, did you hear that? Olivia? Olivia?
Do you know this first song or artist?

Speaker 11 (33:31):
I'm gonna say, is it a Meghan Trainer song?

Speaker 8 (33:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Again again again? She only she has more than one hit,
so all right, hold on one second, Froggy, do you
want to guess what the first song was?

Speaker 17 (33:44):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (33:44):
Mickey, You're so fine, You're so fine, you blow my mind? Hey,
Nicky Tony Basil.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, all right, all right, played.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
That record so much that my mom used to tell
me that Mickey was sleeping and I.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Was when when my when my cat passed away, they
took my cat to a farm. Unquote Mickey, We took
Mickey to the farm. With other songs by Tony all right.
Back to Jen Hi Jen?

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Okay, had you ever heard that song? Mickey?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
That song?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay? Which, okay, we won't tell him. All right, let's
try this one. Here's another one, another one hit wonder
right here?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Can we have it again?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah? Mm hmm yeah, hold on, hold on one second.
We might as well just take a nap, you.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
Guys quote so easily. It's been a song, a song,
one song. I'd like how you say a song? Hey,
Olivia for the wind? Can you tell us right here?
What from the first beat?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
This song is.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Cavada, that's not it, but you know what?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
But you know what? That was a fabulous guess what?
Fogy is that? The Sugarhell Gang and Rappers Delight? Yes
it is, alright, it's called Rappers Delight. Oh yeah, hold
on one second? All right, okay, I think okay, back
to jam Scary Online for sixteen, Jen. I do think

(35:36):
you're going to get this one. I have a feeling, well,
this was a massive one hit for this artist. Here
we go from the first beat, play it scary. It
is very short.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
It's one beat.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Okay, let's go, don't snap slap them upside the head?
One more time really allows scary? Okay, all right. The
thing about that sound you just heard, it's actually from
a song where someone had a lot of hits. But

(36:19):
it's okay, hold one second, you didn't get it, all right,
Let's go to Olivia line too. Maybe she can get it.
Olivia one more time from the first peat. Listen closely,
one more time? What's oh my god? All right, so
you got Mickey and ice sized baby? Right? Did you

(36:42):
get Mickey?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, I'm just trying to I'm trying to sneak one
in there. All right, Well, we're gonna stay with you
on this one. Then, Olivia, here is your next one hit.
Wonder who the dog out? Alright? Very good, very good? Yeah,
we needed more from them. Who was that who let

(37:06):
the dogs out? Yeah? Needed more from the whoever that was?
All right, Okay, let's see if you get to the
next one from the first peak plays scary, I mean louder?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay, yeah, one more time? Okay, I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Okay, I mean hmmm. That was a big hit for
this artist. All right, hold on one second, hold on,
let's go check out Jen. Let's move forward here, you
gotta move faster. He scary scary. TikTok TikTok. Time is money? Hello, Jen, listen,
litten sound good? All right, listen to this little piece

(37:45):
of the song. It's a one hit wonder song.

Speaker 12 (37:47):
Okay, I mean.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
That I like things, but oh I think we should
take that.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Come on, god, yeah, we gotta take that.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Don't be a don't be that way.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
It's not the name of the song, we know.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Okay, you know what, if you want to waste time,
we'll continue. Okay, think it through. What do you think
this song is called? It does have the line I
like big butts and I cannot lie in it.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Lotty got back.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
The record.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I knew who let the dogs out.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
For the record. That makes me very sad for you kidding?
That is cool. A lot of people don't know. I
didn't know. Baha, man I forgot all right, So what's
the score here, Nate. You're not losing. You're not losing
because we still have more to go. Oh God, we
have more to go. Okay, this one, I don't know,
but we're gonna give it to you anyway. From the
first people, what is this one hit wonder song?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Oh my life?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, all right, all right, we're gonna stay with you, Jenny,
you are tied now with a live on line too.
Here I know, I know, my god, my problems are
sweating too. Here we go. Here's another one hit Wonder number.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Six, I hate I'm a bitch, bitch.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
There you go, which is weird because the actual title
of the song is bitch. But you said I'm a bitch.
But Gandhi didn't contest that.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
Getting all you know, sad about it. She got a word.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
All right.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, so now you are, you're leading three to two.
Let's go see if you can move this one. This
is one hit Wonder number eight, a great song. The
thing about this song is it, Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Conclude.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
I'm gonna stop you.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I'm there's about too bye one. It's a great song.
We may have to play it. Okay, So do you
know what song that is?

Speaker 14 (40:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Okay, well hold on one second, Jen, even though you're
in the lead. Let's go see if Olivia can can
win it over. Hi, Olivia one more time is closely
damn it.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
No, I don't know this one.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
What a great song. It's by the verb is called
bittersweet Symphony's say, and that very melodic string intro for
that song was used in so many commercials back in
the day. Right, it's such a great song, still is Yeah,
it's a great song. All right, moving on, let's see

(40:41):
now that we're with you, Olivia, it's your turn to
try to get some of these right.

Speaker 19 (40:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
The score is three to two, I believe. And here
is another one hit wonder? What is this? I don't know, milliar,
doesn't it no idea? Hold on, let's roll back to
Jen on sixteen Jen from the first beat? Listen closely?

(41:07):
What is this one hint?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
One?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
One hit wonder?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
How you have it on the tip of my tongue.
I can't think of the name though, Froggy for the
wind greatly?

Speaker 18 (41:21):
That is the cardigan.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, it's love.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
It's one of our favorite sweaters. We'll stay with you.
You have a couple more songs here? What is this
one hit wonder? What we would with Jen?

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (41:40):
Jen?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
What is this one hit wonder? Oh my goodness, I'm
not gonna let you go till you get this right?
Very good? Oh my god, you're going to slap yourself. Yeah,

(42:08):
hold on, let's go back to uh, Olivia. Line to Olivia.
Here it is one hit wonder for this artist.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, I'm thinking of something, but it's definitely not it.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
You don't know that.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
What were you thinking? That is it is? Froggy, tell
her what it is?

Speaker 18 (42:44):
That's body Nick fairn and don't worry, be happy.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Happy, Okay, all right? What is the current score, Nate?

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Okay, it's still three to two?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Gin? All right, well, we have one more song left,
and I'm going to give it to you right here,
since you're the latest. Here we go, what is it? Oh?
What mm hmmm? Pull that one up, Scary. We're gonna
play that one second. Yea, dn't dunt dum, I know what.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Hold hold on, all right, let's go to Jen. This
could be at Jenna line sixteen. Here is your first
beat on this one hit wonder song?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Is it help something?

Speaker 10 (43:41):
I love youump in?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I think Jen and Olivia, both of them are my
two favorite contestants for all right, Froggy give it to
him House of Pain and jump around there you go, Well,
thank you so much to Jen and Olivia. Go ahead
and hit it scary and what do we not? I
don't hit the song, Sary, hit the song? Oh you

(44:07):
don't have that ready? I got it home. Okay, whip
it out here we go. Hey, what do you have?
Who won?

Speaker 17 (44:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Jen, technically one. It was a close race.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
We've got some lovely Elvis Duran apparel thanks to Hackensack.
Ready for both of them, Jen, Olivia. No one walks
away a loser today. And this is a great song.
Thank you for playing with us, and thank you for listening.
Promise you're gonna have a great day today.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Okay, Oh I know, I will. Okay, put that ham
in the frying pan. Hold on, let's say, we gotta
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
We got a phone tap on the way. Just hang out.
We've got lots to do. What's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 11 (44:43):
All right? The Little Rock Nine are commemorating the sixty
sixth anniversary of the desegregation of an Arkansas Central High School.
The group of nineteens were the first African American students
to enter the school, and they did so under the
protection of the National Guard. Now, surviving members have returned
to the school's campus. Just yesterday to confront the current
issues in this state. They held a panel discussion to

(45:05):
talk to legislatures about the decision to pass a law
that prohibits the teaching of ap African American studies.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
And you've seen the video of that. Oh yeah, that day,
these nineteen black students walked into the school and they
were surrounded by people screaming hatred at them. It was
just you're like, well, how can human beings treat other
human beings like this?

Speaker 11 (45:25):
People were throwing things at them and they were just
little kids. And not all nine of them are still alive,
but the ones who are back there today, So nineteen,
think think about. The new COVID shot rollout is running
into some problems with people complaining that they can't get
their insurance companies to cover the cost. The Department of
Health and Human Services is working with top leaders telling
insurance companies that it is their obligation to provide coverage

(45:47):
and pick up the tab for COVID nineteen vaccines without
cost sharing. People on Medicare and Medicaid are also entitled
to free COVID shots, as well as children and the
uninsured through public private partnerships. And finally today we could
get some answers. Writers Guild of America leadership is set
to vote on whether or not to approve a tentative
deal that would end the writer's strike. It's negotiating committee

(46:09):
reached the agreement with Hollywood's top studios over the weekend,
and it suspended all picketing. If the deal is agreed upon,
it would then go to the eleven thousand WGA members
for approval. The writer's walk out began more than one
hundred and forty days ago, and we know it has
brought everything in the TV industry and film to a
screeching halt.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
So we'll see how that works out today. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
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Speaker 19 (47:01):
Garrett, it's all you. What's your phone tapp about? Well,
Stacey is playing a phone tap on her boyfriend Nathan. Now,
Nathan just started a new job and wants to bond
with the guys at work, so we figured let's have
him have the guys come over to my place and
watch some football this Sunday. So I'm going to start
the call them Nathan and saying, hey, there's a little
change in your.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Plans this weekend. Oh you're gonna ruin it for him.
You'll see. All right, let's listen in. Here's Garrett's phone. Tap,
see what happens. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Stacey Simes
or please.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
She's on home right now. Gonna take a message.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
This is Christopher Robin at the I voted cottage and
we were just looking to confirm the reservation for this weekend.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
I don't I don't think we have a reservation for
this weekend. I think you might have the weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I no, no, no, no, it's this weekend. Because she
just called two days ago and we just wanted to confirm,
and we forgot to ask her if she would like
for the morning a nice croissant and tea, just so
we know what to give to the room when they
check in.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
I'm not the person you should ask you about that.
I cannot have all call you back if you want to.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
But I'm great. Well, I'll start a nice fire for
you guys, and you'll be ready and warm, welcome, and
it's it's just beautiful out here this time of the year.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Okay, I'll tell her you call and she'll get back
to you. This is obviously her thing.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So the trees and the cottage are just whistling and
waiting for you to get here. All right, Cool, Oh
my god, he's going to be so mad.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
We'll call him back freak out.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, and just act like you have no idea what's
going on, and just push his buttons.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
All right, for sure?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Hold on, hello, hey, bed, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Some dude from a cottage just called me about something
going on this weekend and it was all news to me.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
No, what are you talking about it?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I just got off the phone with some dude asking
me about tea and croissants cottage.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
It's just a romantic vacation. I booked that. It was
supposed to be a surprise.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
We're going this weekend up to the woods to a
little cottage.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
It's going to be so romantic.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
We did, except for the fact that I've made plans
like this weekend.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
You told me I could book anything I wanted on
a weekend, and so this is really booked.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
It's going to be great. We can take long walks.
Oh my god, we can take apple.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
It'll be oh my god, there are tendus coming over.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Fundabook I paid for it. Like it's going to be
footballers every week.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
It's fine, people over every week. Other everybody's coming over.
People have plans, they cancel, come to my place.

Speaker 7 (49:42):
It's like witty, I already booked it, said again, but
you know, do any weekend an Apple fighter.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
They'll love you, gay you.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
They don't care about that. Okay. They want to watch football,
they want of your pizza, they want to hang out. Right,
this is a far.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
Their love and that we can stroll together, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Time of year and like look at each other and
the beautiful leaves.

Speaker 11 (50:08):
Do not care about our loves.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
People understand, they will We'll bring them.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
They're not going to understand.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
You'll just want to get the money back streeting. They
can move their party to a different house.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
How about that.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
No, No, we're not gonna walk around looking at apples. Okay,
I will do anything that you want anything.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Do not have to be.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Ready to the cottage.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I don't want to go to the cottage. Okay, I
want to watch football.

Speaker 18 (50:41):
So nice day.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Baby's not gonna be nice and gonna be just off.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
The whole time.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I'm gonna be the streetom yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
They're about breakfast in bed with little rows.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Breakfast in bed, Okay, there will be no breakfast. There
will be no, will be no nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You can get some little too upset to be missing
out on the boys, is all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
I'm just I'm not going this weekend. Okay, that's it.
I'm not going. This is this is me.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
No, Hey Nathan, Hello, Hello Nathan. My name is Garrett
from Helpstran in the Morning Show, and he's got phone taps.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1 (52:01):
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
In good morning, Oh my god, I can't believe I
actually got through you guys.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Have no idea how much it is to me.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Basically, I got to listen to you guys every day
for multiple hours a day.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Did you find a barbishoe in your underwear one time?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
No, they found it when they gave me a colonic
Oh sorry, I get those.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh they've been listen.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Thank you for like fifteen years, and you guys are awesome.
I love you guys.

Speaker 10 (52:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
We keep getting better with age.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
You guys were the best morning show ever.

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Speaker 1 (52:40):
What a day. People in the same room, hanging out,
loving each other. There's a producer, Sam and Gandhi, there's
straight Nate and Danielle and Scottie Bee and Scarry and Froggy.
Hey listen, we're about to go around the room in
a couple of seconds. Also, we have a ridiculous conversation
that has no value. We'll get into that minute, all right,
I will tell And we brought this up at the

(53:01):
top of the show two hours ago. So I think
we have a whole new world going on here out
on Long Island in Farmingdale. As you know, the big story.
Several days ago, the Farmingdale band camp bus trail train
was going out to New York to go to band camp,
and I say, it's a train, you know, buses in
a row, as you know, one of them tragically went

(53:22):
off the road. Two incredible people passed away, a lot
of students were injured, and even more than that, a
lot of students and students' families were just shaken. It's
a frightening story. It's a very sad story. What we're
seeing out in Farmingdale, and we're hearing from our listeners
is the strength of the people who are pulling together,

(53:42):
wearing green. Not only a Farmingdale, but the school systems
all left and right on Long Island are wearing green
and tribute. And when you hear of a tragedy happening
in a town and the townspeople get together, that's power.
We're talking about an entire appendage off of the East
coast of the United States known as Long Island. Everyone

(54:05):
is joining together. It's a very beautiful thing, you know.
As sad and tragic and just heartbreaking as this has
been and continues to be for so many people, look
at the resilience, look at his strength and look at
the love you know. So we're thinking about you today
and all the best and much love to you now.

(54:27):
Scary ordered breakfast, Yes, I do, from a place here
in New York that has bagels and flagels. A lot
of people don't know what a flagel is. I mean,
even producer sandwalcked in and went, what they have is
a flagel.

Speaker 10 (54:41):
Never heard that word before in my life.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Flat.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
You don't have to sound it. It's a flat bagel.

Speaker 15 (54:49):
But it's the characteristics of it is there's far less
dough in a flagel, so you're it's almost like you're
eating a different product when you have a bagel. Bagels
are usually light and fluffy and robust with dough and
a lot of dough, and a lot of people actually
will order a bagel and then they'll scoop a lot
of the of the bread out right.

Speaker 14 (55:08):
That's what I'm picturing.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
A flagel is well, with a flagel, a flatter bagel.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's a flatter bagel and if you if you google it,
you'll see it even looks a lot different. But it's
the relative of it's a nice thin relative of the bagels.
So they order krusty you can get one more crunching
there sometimes.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
And you can you can make a.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Sandwich out of it. It's kind of great. It's like
a bagely flat bread, you know. I don't know. So anyway,
so the order comes. Who all ordered a flagel? Many people,
Danielle and Scary. So the order arrives and they open
it up, and to their surprise, it was a bagel,
not a flagel, and so so Ghani when when did
it get heated in the room?

Speaker 11 (55:49):
Immediately upon Scary coming into the room with the bagel,
he was screaming and he was like, it's a freaking bagel.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
This isn't a flagel.

Speaker 11 (55:58):
And I don't know if I've ever seen much emotion
from him about anything.

Speaker 10 (56:02):
In my way.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You have the sound, don't you?

Speaker 10 (56:04):
I do have this sound?

Speaker 20 (56:05):
Now?

Speaker 11 (56:05):
This picked up, uh maybe midway through the rant. Here okay,
here we go, because the whole thing was just out
of control.

Speaker 10 (56:12):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Okay, guys speaking, hold on, let me bring it together.
We had to push the delay button because I asked
you nicely to make sure there were no f words
in there, and someone flew it like a flag That
was me okay, So anyway, Scary went off. The flagel
was not a flagel. And then Scotty B comes back

(56:35):
and by the way, we'll listen to this to make
sure it's safe. Yes, Scotty Scotty B comes back, and
you have this one, I do. Okay, let's let's take
a chance, and.

Speaker 21 (56:48):
It's al you just sent your fat ass down on it.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
So this is what goes on. People ask what happens
during the songs that you're playing. I'll tell you. They
fight about flagels, insanity and just mean comments and curse words,
and it gets nasty, and Froggy of course likes he
likes to light the match and ignite.

Speaker 18 (57:17):
Right Frogby Okay, I did see that Scary was having
a meltdown, and I saw Gandhi pick up her phone,
and so the second I saw that, I did egg
Scary on a little bit. I did. I was poking
the bear like, trying to get him to keep going.
So I do think that Scary was probably a little
worse than usual because of that.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
And I'm sorry for flying off the handle.

Speaker 15 (57:39):
But the thing is, there's anticipation when it comes to
putting in a breakfast order, and I know that this
is what I wanted. I really was in the mood
for a flagel. And this place has burned my omelet before.
I've tried them several times.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I've okay, scary, scary, three strikes, they're out. Let him go.
You know it's New York City. You have twenty five
thousand other places to choose from. I was looking forward
to that flagel. I know what, you you know what.
You will find another flagel, my friend. I have full
confidence in you, I really do.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
By the way, can I give you a flagil hack?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
And by the way, flagels are not Bialli's. Those are different.
What's your flagel hack?

Speaker 13 (58:15):
If you order your sandwich on a flagel, you get
more meat because it's bigger surface area for the same price.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Maybe the meat just looks bigger because the bun smaller,
she said, like when people lose weight exactly exactly, or
they trim their pubes, it looks it exactly. So I'm
glad this is where this conversation has gone as people
are driving to work and vomiting in their mouths. But

(58:44):
that's ok. But anyway, the scary meltdown of the day,
not only was it fabulous to listen to, but it's
also this fabulous knowing that Gandhi pushes record has to
capture it.

Speaker 10 (58:57):
I did post it if you guys want to see it.

Speaker 11 (58:59):
I tagged the Elvis Duranto, so hopefully it's there, but
if not, at baby Hot Sauce if you want to
go watch the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
And she put that crime filter on my face.

Speaker 10 (59:06):
Only at the end, because you just kept going, Oh, you.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Don't want to salt your tears on your flight anyway, Yeah,
scary melts down and we capture it for you. I
think you can use the effort on your post, so
you're cool there.

Speaker 10 (59:17):
Yeah, maybe sorry about that, guys, I thought I heard it.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yeah, it's okay. We use the effort so much we
don't hear it anymore. That's yeah, Danielle. Is that right, Danielle?

Speaker 7 (59:26):
Yep, okay, just ask. It kind of flies by, and
I'm like, what it does?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Anyway, Let's go round the room, shall we? And I'm
thinking now I'm thinking of a krusty flagel.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
I ate the bagel. I had no problem eating that,
but it was more expensive, so I think we really
should get some money back.

Speaker 11 (59:44):
Yes, I will.

Speaker 10 (59:44):
I have reported it already.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Well, no, if you want to get money back. That
means you're gonna have to order again. They'll credit you,
and you don't want to order from them again. So
I think you just write it off and let it go.
But that's just me.

Speaker 10 (59:54):
We will make this right, guys.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, I'm sure we'll find a way. We'll start with you, gandhi.
What's on your mind today? All right?

Speaker 11 (59:59):
So I told you, guys, I just moved into a
new apartment and according to the rules of feng shui
feng shwei, however, you say, why fong shwi, You're supposed
to have a water feature, even a tiny one at
the entrance of your door.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You have a toilet, Yes you do.

Speaker 10 (01:00:13):
I guess that could count.

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
But I got a little fountain a while ago, and
I hadn't used it in a while.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Turned it on.

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
When I tell you, I was looking all over my
apartment for a leak because I kept hearing water dripping.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
I'm an idiot.

Speaker 11 (01:00:28):
It was the entire day. I was pulling things apart.
I'm like, where is that coming from? Oh my god,
it's the water feature. So I don't know how much
good energy it's actually bringing me, but I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
So your fung shwei actually kind of threw you off
a little bit. Yeah, well, in fung Hwai land, that
means it was a lesson learned somehow.

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
Okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I remember at one time a friend of mine who
was really into fung shwi, back when fung Shwi became
the americanized thing. Elvis, your new house, you need to
bury a flute under the driveway. No, I think I'm
gonna draw the line at bearing a flute under the
driveway people. Oh my god, I Nora flute. I don't know,

(01:01:07):
pretty sure, Sam, What are you thinking about today?

Speaker 14 (01:01:09):
I found my favorite new way to watch great shows.
Wait until no one else is watching them, because then
there's no pressure, there's no spoilers that you've got to
worry about. I started The Bear last week, which I
just think has like two seasons right now. It is
such a good show, and I feel like I'm watching
it so casually because no one's trying to have a
conversation about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It, and I don't have to worry about going online.

Speaker 14 (01:01:32):
Yeah, no one's talking about it right now because it's
between seasons, so I'm just watching it. I'm loving it,
and it's my new favorite way to watch shows. Wait
until people are chill about it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah, someone's gonna come out of the woodwork and ruin it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Yeah, it don't get random. Bear don't be the first.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
And for me, Nate, I thought they were in a
new season now though weren't they soon think?

Speaker 10 (01:01:52):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Okay, well, anyway, I love the Bear. I love him.
What's up there? Straight in eate? Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Ali brought this up to my attention last week, and
I thought I was just alone, and I was so
glad to see so many other guys think of this
the Roman Empire. I'm sure you've seen this on TikTok,
the fact that it was talking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I have a Roman Empire match game coming up for you,
Oh my god, well I have.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
It's so crazy, like throughout my whole life, I've read books,
I've got maps. I think about the Roman Empire on
a daily basis multiple times, and I'm just so glad
to know I'm not alone out there that other guys
think about this regularly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
It's not just guys. All students of history, including women,
love the fall of an empire because that's one of
their stories of the Roman Empire.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Anyway, the fall of society. You might think you're strange,
but there's other people out there that think the same
things you do. So no, you're pretty strange. But now
I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Though. The Roman Empire things everyone everywhere and every was like,
everyone's like, well, where did this come from? There is
there was a I'll give you the name of the
woman earlier who has some stuff online about Roman Empire trivia,
and it started snowballing. It's a huge thing. No one
seems to be excited except for you. Is my favorite
emperor by the way. I'm then, Hey, Danielle, what's with you?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
I know, like, my son's been gone about three weeks
to college, and I felt like I was doing pretty well.
I do have my moments, but for the most part,
you know, when I talked to him, he seems happy,
and you know, so it's good. But yesterday I was
going through some old costumes and I found his Mad
Scientist Halloween costume from like I don't I think it
was maybe fifth grade, and I just lost it because

(01:03:33):
we had worked so hard on this costume and he
had me he had wanted this specific wig and these
glasses and we put all these buttons on his Mad
Scientist's lap coat, and it was just like, oh my gosh.
And then I just started thinking, he's so big. When
did this happen? Why is he so big? Why is
he not this little guy anymore? And it's just crazy.
And I just want to say the parents out there

(01:03:55):
who have little ones, I know you complain, and we
all complain. Oh gosh, they're pains in the butts or
they're crying all the time. Where they're complaining, they're always
calling my name. I'm telling you, one day you are
going to miss it all. So enjoy every single minute
of it because it goes so fast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
When you found that mad scientist costume, and also bring
out some fun like oh my god, oh great, yeah,
thinking nights as well.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
And I wouldn't get rid of it. Like Sheldon's like,
do you want to donate that one? I'm like, nope,
I'm keeping this one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You can hoard away. It's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Mom's just supposed to be. You're supposed to be a hoarder.
It's all good. Hey, that's scary. What's going on with you?

Speaker 15 (01:04:28):
Well, they say catch someone doing something nice and highlight it,
So I wanted to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:33):
Our partners at Panda Express. I connected them with one.

Speaker 15 (01:04:36):
Of our listeners who was going through it from She
listens on a hot one on one nine in Fayetteville.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
Single mom, four kids.

Speaker 15 (01:04:43):
She's out of work right now because she injured herself,
and you know, so there there was some there was
a whole lot of money coming in. So basically Panda
Express said, you know what, we're gonna hook you up
and gave gave her and her family a very generous
gift card. So nice to show Panda Express. I want
to say thank you to you guys. They didn't want

(01:05:03):
this credit. They don't, but I've insisted on talking about
and highlighting it today. That's all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
There you go, thank you Panta Express. You know they're
showing up everywhere these days. I know they really are,
and we loved them all along, but now you see
they're still very doing great doing their thing. Love them scary.
We have no music. I don't know where the music win.
I know you're very excited about Panda Express. There you go.
What's up there? Froggy.

Speaker 18 (01:05:27):
So, my wife loves Halloween as much as Danielle does,
well because basically they're the same person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
But I digress.

Speaker 18 (01:05:34):
She finds these projects online. She's like, Oh, look at
this project that I'm going to do for Halloween. The
project she's going to do for Halloween translated into Hey,
look at this project I just found for you.

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:05:45):
So now yesterday I'm cutting clothes, baskets and wire tying things.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
Together skeletons to hang, right with you?

Speaker 18 (01:05:52):
Yes, no, no, no, She's not making these skeletons to hang.
She's having me do it and telling me how I'm
doing it wrong. But that's that's what's going on. So
when she finds a project, all of this is it
means that I have a project to do. So yeah,
so we will have sanging skeletons this year. Yeah, I
can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Well, I'm sure they're gonna great. You know, I saw
another hack that maybe you can use. Don't tell uh
Lisa about it. You take a roll of toilet paper
and you wrap it in orange cloth and you can
turn it into a pumpkin. Really, which is a waste
of a great roll of toilet paper, but it is.
I don't know. So there's a woman in Sweden, Nate,
who first puts the question out there online, asking her

(01:06:33):
followers to ask the men in their lives the question
and report back how do you feel about the Roman Empire?
Almost one hundred percent of the guys came back and said,
I think about it every day. Yeah, yeah, isn't that weird?

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
So the trend took off on TikTok, where it's hashtag
Roman Empire has over one point three billion views. By
the way, Roman Empire. The belief is that men think
about the Roman Empire far more than women for some
and if you scroll through the Roman Empire videos and TikTok,
certainly seems to be the case. Many women are kind
of shocked when they ask their boyfriend, husband or dad
the question how often do you think of the Roman Empire?

(01:07:10):
And their answer is sometimes every day? And you're like, so,
I go to Gondhi, Danielle. Have you heard of this
Roman Empire thing for guys?

Speaker 11 (01:07:17):
No, I've only heard of it because of this trend online.
But I don't know that many of the men in my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Life Brandon yet.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Oh, I promise Brandon does nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
I'm going to text text him now, you text him now,
let's find out his.

Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Brain is like golf and painting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Oh com period. They play golf and they painted back
to the Roman Empire. I'm sure. So if you're like
me and you're afraid of the fall of society, then
you've been thinking about the Roman Empire. But anyway, I
do have an ancient Roman match game prepared for you.
We could play that. Is this the worst radio ever?
You might want to sift through that first Elvis?

Speaker 15 (01:07:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
No, why not? Okay, go ahead, Okay, here's one. Do
you have any match game music here? Scary? Yes, okay,
all right, we'll try. We'll figure this out. Who's gonna
beat the contestant?

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
You beat the context? All right, Welcome to ancient Roman
match game. Nate. Are you ready to play?

Speaker 18 (01:08:17):
I'm very ready.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Okay. I'm gonna ask our stars Scary and and uh
Froggy and Danielle in Gandhi and a producer Sam to
answer on their sheet of paper, and let's see if
you can match. Okay ready. Ancient Romans were known for
being a bit kinky, so much so that Julius wasn't

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expecting Brutus to pull out a dagger. He was expecting
for him to whip out his blank all right music
to think by, because, as you know, Julius Brutus dagger.
You know the story, right, the only guys who know
that story afecting him not to pull out his dagger,

(01:09:02):
but to pull out his blank and keep in mind,
give it a Roman empire. Spin oh if you can,
they don't have to, all right, Okay, here we go.
Ancient Romans known for being a bit kinky, so much
so that Julius wants to expecting Brutus to pull out
a dagger, he was expecting him to whip out his blank.

(01:09:23):
What is your answer, Nate?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Okay, I said vibrator, vibrator, even though they didn't have
batteries back then.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Do you know that scary scary Brutus pulled out a dagger,
but Julius was expecting something else? What was it? A winker? Hey, Froggy,
what did Brutus? What did you think Brutus is gonna? Okay,
what did you think Brutus is going to pull out?

Speaker 18 (01:09:51):
I got his Fastinus. I don't even know what that means.
It's a Roman penis. I was accused of having a
Roman penis one time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Place. Yeah, we had to had to cut the legs off. Danielle, Danielle,
Julius wasn't expecting Brudus to pull out a dagger. He
was expecting him to pull out a big sword, A
big sword. Well, that dagger.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Is a small sword.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Yet you're absolutely right if you're going to measure the dagger. Hey, Gandhi,
your answer is.

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
I said, not a dagger, but a dinger.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yes, we're looking for vibrator or vibrat us.

Speaker 18 (01:10:31):
Two three, says I hope, Gandhi says dinger.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
And finally, producer Sam Brutus pulled out a dagger, but
Julius thought he was going to pull out his bodies dagger,
bodies dagger, I guess.

Speaker 14 (01:10:46):
Curious answer essentially, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Here's one more. Let's talk about vestal virgins, shall we?
Oh my gosh, never mind? All right, that's enough. No,
we've done enough of ancient romance game. Sures match game.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
You can't even match each other.

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
Like the Nate pick technology they didn't even have. How
are we gonna match?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I know, I'll give you another one to chew on.
Augustus was so particular about his image that instead of
a regular statue, he made one entirely out of blank
h I don't know, this is falling flat on its
face isn't it. But anyway, so ask a guy today,
are you thinking of the Roman Empire? And he says
every day, then you know what we're talking about. Did
you hear back from Brandon?

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
You know why because he's off to the side thinking
of the Roman.

Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
Probably is you know what? Yeah, I'm sure he is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Let's get into the three things we need to know. Gandhi. Hello,
oh see, this was a great answer on the text messages.
Julius didn't know that Brutus was going to pull out
the dagger. He thought he's gonna pull out his grapes.

Speaker 8 (01:11:53):
That's clear.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Is that more of a Caesar thing? I'm not sure anyway,
Moving on Gandhi, All right, what's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
Well, as it seems the writer's strike may be ending,
the seven week old strike at New Jersey's Robert Wood
Johnson University Hospital, involving seventeen hundred nurses, is getting kind
of ugly uglier.

Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
I should say.

Speaker 11 (01:12:12):
There are multiple reports of fights breaking out on the
picket lines in New Brunswick. One allegedly involved a security
officer shoving a nurse, with security stepping in after striking
nurses called their replacements scabs.

Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
Now, a local judge.

Speaker 11 (01:12:24):
Issued a restraining order prohibiting nurses from using megaphones, airhorns, drums,
or noise makers. The nurses are asking for better pay,
a cap on health insurance costs, and improved nurse patient
staffing ratios. Talks between hospital management and the nurses union
have been going nowhere, and no new talks are scheduled.

(01:12:44):
Eight passengers are now recovering after they were heard on
a flight headed to South Florida. I don't know if
you guys saw this, but Jeff Blue says flight twelve
to fifty six from Ecuador experienced sudden severe turbulence as
it was apporching approaching Fort Laudergal Hollywood International Airport.

Speaker 10 (01:12:59):
Shock.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Are we hearing more and more of these? These crazy
drops and altitude and stuff a ton more?

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Is it global warming or planes that just don't know
how to act?

Speaker 11 (01:13:09):
They're blaming climate change for the big pockets of air
that push planes down now a lot more. Seven travelers
and one crew member were taken to the hospital. The
plane connected to the incident will remain out of service
while officials inspect it, and finally, Monday Night's Powerball drawing
failed to produce a grand prize winner, which means the
next chance to strike it rich comes up tomorrow and

(01:13:31):
estimated eight hundred and thirty five million dollars on the line.
The cash value works out to just over three hundred
and ninety million dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:13:38):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Can we fact check this text? Which one it says?
Actually to straightened defense, Cleopatra invented the first vibrator by
filling a hollowed out gourd with bees. I need to
believe this is true.

Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
All this says someone else did with bees. A British
doctor named Joseph Mortimer Mortimer Granville. He invented the vibrator
in the early eighteen eighties. It wasn't meant to be
used on women or to cure hysteria.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
What was it meant for?

Speaker 10 (01:14:13):
No, No, it's stopped right there. Hold on, are you
saying this, Nate?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
It says Cleopatra said to have had a small box
that could be filled with bees and placed against her
genitals for stimulation, similar to that vibrators. There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
There was no hole in the box with the bees,
right was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
Hope they don't get out? You know what? They say
you can lead a bee to honey.

Speaker 10 (01:14:37):
So that was the electric she did it, I hope
so wow.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Oh, I'm not quite sure what that means on Oxen.

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Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
All right, everyone's will we talk about music, our favorite
songs whatever on the show and we'll go, oh my god,
that's such a great old song. Let's play that and
we never play them, but they're always like in this
little special file that Scary has over there in the computer.
So right now we're juggling three. We've got Bitter Sweet
Symphony by the Verve. We have a song by Beyonce,

(01:15:52):
which one was it was one of the men We
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If you want to vote now, text us at fifty
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the room they count too. So will you think it
over while we get into sound, won't you?

Speaker 14 (01:16:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Okay? Good daniel Danielle. It's Garrett, Hi, Garrett direct, Garrett.
What do you have today?

Speaker 19 (01:16:22):
All right, let's start in Massachusetts. So the cops had
to close down a convenience store because what was happening
behind the convenience store was a little odd. The guy
who owned the convenience store was also running a dental practice.

Speaker 20 (01:16:33):
Yeah, from tooth extrication instruments to implant instruments. We had
a couple of other detectives head over there, and there
was a pretty significant dental operation going all back. I mean,
you're talking about dental surgery. There are a lot of
patients that have to be pre dosed with antibiotics because
of hard conditions. I'm sure his intent is not to
infect somebody or do a bad job, but unfortunately the

(01:16:56):
safeguards aren't in place, the regulation's not in place, so
it's really a sad situation.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, don't you remember that time I had to have that
emergency root canal that come and go? You do, don't
you remember? That was a bad night. Anyway, the guy
did a great job. I don't know what everyone's complaining about,
all right, So I'm sorry I ruined it for everyone.

(01:17:25):
What's going on.

Speaker 19 (01:17:26):
Let's go to our talk back app on the iHeart
Radio app. And you were talking about pizza and Pasta.
You want to have some lunch there yesterday and Manville
so good. Yes, And one of the owners checked in.

Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
Hey, Elvis, just listening to the show. Heard you stopped
in at that restaurant at Manuel Pizza and Pasta. That's
my family's restaurant. My fiance saw your name actually on
the credit card slip last night. So we were hoping
that was you? Super cool?

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
That was you?

Speaker 9 (01:17:53):
Please come back anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
I love Pizza and Pasha. I've been going there for years.
Their eldest durands are there. But I'm sure there's a
fistful sorry. All right?

Speaker 19 (01:18:05):
Are we ever curious what two links arguing sounds like?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Like like links in a final? Yeah? Yeah, no, but
I guess we're about to hear this. We are. Wow, it.

Speaker 10 (01:18:29):
Was like scary when he didn't get his.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
I those are awesome. Another reason why you don't want
a links as a pet. I do believe they sound
pretty vicious. October Fests going on in Germany right now.
Cool moment that was captured online. I saw on Instagram.
They're singing country Road in Germany. Okay, there you go,

(01:18:59):
top five. If you have an incredible event going on
to help celebrate the year October Fest, go do it.
It's a lot of fun, all right.

Speaker 19 (01:19:09):
So that we're talking about TikTok trends, there's one going
on right now over the last two days where where
girlfriends are going up to their boyfriends or husbands and saying, hey,
Taylor Swift is kind of putting Travis Kelcey on the map.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Oh no, boy.

Speaker 17 (01:19:23):
Did you hear that Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend,
some guy he plays for like some sport and like
the nobody knows who he is though his name is
like Travis Kiell's Travis Kill.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Travis Kelsey, the man who helped the Chiefs get two
Super Bowl rings is not no body you'll get wolf.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 17 (01:19:42):
So this is gonna be very good for his freaking career.
Like he's literally gonna be put on the map.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Oh my god. Oh yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:19:50):
It's making everybody furious and then some are catching on.
But it is weird how I mean this, this relationship
with those two is pissing off a lot of evil.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
I don't know it's a relationship. I mean it's all publicity.
I don't believe that it Yeah, talk about it, talk
about it really.

Speaker 18 (01:20:08):
I just yeah, I just I've seen Travis Kelsey who
he's dated in the past, and it doesn't make sense
to me. I've seen Taylor Swift as dated in the past.
It doesn't make sense to me. And I just see
like she's too excited too early on. It just it
just feels all very fabricated and allay together.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
If this is the truth. Let's think this through through.
Let's say that Uh, that we're at that level of
popularity like Travis and uh and Taylor. Right, the phone
calls like, Hey, you want to hang out? Something up? Yeah? Sure,
you know what, wouldn't it be great if we just
hung out because you know it's going to cause a storm? Right?

Speaker 17 (01:20:43):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Is this the conversation celebrities have with each other?

Speaker 17 (01:20:46):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:20:47):
Yes, I watched Entourage.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
That's what they do. That was a scripted show. They
do it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:51):
I know they do it.

Speaker 11 (01:20:52):
And you have people talking about and I know that
they're not scientologists, but within the Church of scientology, sometimes
with the celebrities, they have pairings that are set up
for that reason.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (01:21:01):
I don't think it's any different with these these two.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
Well, Rob Shooter used to be the publicist for how
many different celebrities. He probably has a million stories like
this where you know, you tell them where to go
and who to date and what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
To say and you know, okay, But Danielle, think about it.
Think about the actual conversation they had with each other
in order to start this hanging out with each other
just to get publicity, thinks to me, that's the most
foreign conversation ever. And even need publicity. That's what's even
more strange.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
But when it comes to celebrities, nothing really surprises me.
And yeah, they live in their own little world, right,
Like we don't get we don't what I mean, do
you understand the Kardashians. No, but we love them some
of us do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah, no, not all of us, some of us.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I think there's more at play than just these two people.
So Travis Kelcey on Amazon Prime Kelsey, which just premiered
on Amazon Prime. I think Amazon is paying Taylor.

Speaker 5 (01:21:58):
Swift for this.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
Afford the payers she could she get Biama a multi
billion dollar company.

Speaker 8 (01:22:08):
What's a couple of one hundred grand to go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
On a date with a guy?

Speaker 10 (01:22:10):
I mean, I don't think she would do it for
a couple of hundred grand.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
The movies on the way too, it's on the way
as well. Now, the fact that we have spent this
much time talking about it is very very interesting to me. Genius.

Speaker 10 (01:22:21):
They're genius for doing what if they just like add.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
A mutual fens, Hey, you guys should hang out and
they hung out and that's it, And we're like turning
it into this conspiracy.

Speaker 10 (01:22:28):
No, that'd be too wholesome.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Okay, Chief's playing the Jets this weekend. It's the best
thing that ever happened to the Jets.

Speaker 7 (01:22:37):
To the Jets game this weekend. Do you think Taylor
shiff is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Going to be Yeah? Absolutely, and then no, no, I
hold on. And so I am I the only idiot
that thinks it's just as simple. There's this hanging out
and it has nothing to do with all these conspiracies.
I guess I am. I think maybe in this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Room you are.

Speaker 11 (01:22:52):
But I think that a lot of you know, the
swifties probably really want to believe that this is genuine
and that never happened.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Maybe she's being played paid by the NFL.

Speaker 10 (01:23:00):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 11 (01:23:02):
Just can't be famous enough, you know, and they figure
out ways to stay trending and keep it going.

Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
I don't think the NFL likes this stuff, though, because
then it could goes south.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Oh they're posting on their Instagram. I think they do
love this.

Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
But I feel like a lot like like if if
if the team starts tanking and he stops playing, well,
it's gonna be her fault and it's gonna have the
opposite effect because it's happened before in the past, so
I don't know, though, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
She looks so excited though the other day walking out
of the locker room with Travis, I would have excited
walking out of the locker room as well. We gotta
move on, moving my moving on. Go ahead.

Speaker 19 (01:23:35):
And then finally, a little kid sitting down with Olivia
or Rodrigo giving her some love advice.

Speaker 7 (01:23:40):
Pick up person that looks kind.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I really hope you'll find love. You're so sweet person.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
You can't marry?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Good advice. Yeah, great advice from a little kid. Can
you imagine Olivia Rodrigo's song about heartbreak between cousins could happened?
You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. All Right,
we have three songs up for grabs here, A Bitter
Sweet Symphony, Uh on Top, Beyonce It Right, Love on Top,
and then anything by ll Cool Jay. A lot of

(01:24:13):
votes have been coming in. Where are you guys landing
on this?

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
I like Mama said, no you yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Now we got to and two all right, we got
three l l's and two bitter Sweet symphonies.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
If we do can we do?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Doing it?

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
We just said Mama said you out, and I'm I'm
the only one going for Beyonce. Why am I the
only I'm always the I'm with you Diamond. But it
looks like Mama said, knock you out is going to
win this. Yeah, all right, let's go scary. Come on man,
Yeah there are Danielle. What do you have coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
We are going to talk about oh gosh, Netflix and
their new documentary and do we or don't we want
a new office?

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Can we know the to that? All right, well we'll
figure we'll figure it all out together. Let me come back. Yeah,
We're so appreciated and I love you guys.

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Elvis is in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Yeah, I know, it's a frightening world we live in.
You know, you go out of the house, go to
the grocery store or whatever. You never know what person
is lurking out. They're ready to do something stupid. They're
ruin your life, yes, kidnap you or hurt you, or
steal your money or carjack you. Then you have nature
which is trying to kill you as well. You know
out here, you know, we've got that bear that rolls

(01:26:58):
by it from time to time. We know it's a
mama bear or soever. If ever we see the bear,
we retreat as fast as possible, not as fast as possible,
but you know, sneaking so it won't think we're food
and tries to chase this. If ever we see the
mom a bear with cubs, we know that we've got
to be extra careful. Then there was a story out
of it. Was it Clearwater, Florida?

Speaker 10 (01:27:16):
Gandhi, Yes, just outside Clearwater Largo.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
We were talking about this the other day. I'm like,
what the are you kidding me? Tell them the story.
This is frightening.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
So apparently a guy was on his way to a
work interview, just walking and he looked over and saw
a thirteen to fourteen foot gaiter with a human body,
full grown, adult human body in its jaws dead.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Just walking down the street with dinner in its mouth.
It just so happened to that dinner was a human.

Speaker 11 (01:27:44):
Being, absolutely, and they're not sure how the human died yet.
They said that they're still investigating. They don't know if
it was killed by the gator or if the gater
picked it up after you know, this person was found
dead already.

Speaker 18 (01:27:54):
Yeah, I think Frog knows what is it? Frog your
f in Florida, you know everything. They said that she
had been arrested a couple weeks earlier for trespassing in
an area where there was wildlife such as that gator,
So they think maybe she went back there again. She
was a homeless woman and they think maybe that that's
where she was kind of set up her camp. But yeah,
they don't know if the alligator killed her, if the
alligator found her and she had already deceased. But wow,

(01:28:16):
when he saw the alligator, when the body was in
the mouth, then when the trappers got there and tried
to get the alligator to because it was it was
very dangerous.

Speaker 15 (01:28:25):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (01:28:25):
The alligator had then swallowed the body and so they
had to dispose of the You see, you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Know, Danielle, you and I get so concerned about Gandhi
let's go play with the little kid alligator that's gonna
be you. There's gonna be an alligator walking down the
alligator whatever it was, Gandhi in its mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:28:41):
No, I will only play with the ones that cannot
swallow me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
I'll see.

Speaker 20 (01:28:47):
You never know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Some of these animals, you don't think they can swallow you,
but you never know. Like a snake, those some of
those crazy snakes can swallow like a whole person.

Speaker 20 (01:28:55):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 11 (01:28:56):
And they can also just kill you without swallowing her.
I know that thing about gaters, as I'm sure Froggy knows.
They don't look so big when you just see the
tops of their head sticking out of the water.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
But when they come well then you know. The other
story here is if indeed this woman was homeless and
she had she had to set up camp somewhere. You
know what, what's the difference between setting up camp in
a dangerous wildlife area versus the men and women who
set up camp and their kids on the streets of
New York City. It's it's dangerous for sure, because people

(01:29:27):
are homeless.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
The homeless problem is it's been rampant for years, but
now it's huge the fact that you need to go
set up a camp where you could be eaten by
an alligator, or in the city where you could be
viciously attacked by another human being.

Speaker 15 (01:29:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
You know, so you know tonight when you slip into
your nice, warm bed and you have a roof over
your head, you know there's another reason to be grateful, right,
She's absolutely frightening stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:29:53):
I just can't even imagine seeing that a fourteen foot
gater on its own, terrifying with a full grown body
in its mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:30:00):
Can you go past?

Speaker 7 (01:30:00):
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Here's the thing, you, guys, I see why you choose
to live in Florida A lot of it. You have
this weather, you have lots of fun outdoor activities, you
have the ocean, you have water, But you also have
these pretty story type animals ready to freaking kill you attimes.
Maybe let the cat out, like will we ever see
Fluffy again?

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
I don't think so, I don't.

Speaker 18 (01:30:23):
I have alligators in my backyard. Danielle's seen them, and
so when I when I have to mow my yard,
I I have a fence up in my backyard, but
when it's time to mow the lawn. I have to
go on the other side of the fence and mow
right next to the lake where the gators are. Yeah,
and you have to be super careful. You have to
make sure that they're not there when you start mowing
the yard, because otherwise you could become lunch.

Speaker 10 (01:30:41):
My parents had a twelve foot in their backyard the
other day.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
I like to call the gators though.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
One on my front dat gated gator.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Ge gator?

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Well would come what animal would come to that were good?

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
It does?

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
The gator came out once.

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
Remember things, you're a small dog.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Well, look, you know, if you look at what's out
to get you in this world of ours, whether you
live in the country or in the city, like multiply
it when you're in Florida, I think, I don't know.

Speaker 18 (01:31:10):
It just seems kind of scary, these animals. We have
a road named Alligator Alley. It is full of alligators.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
We are frigging snakes living around everywhere. I'm like, oh
my god, m hm.

Speaker 17 (01:31:22):
You know.

Speaker 11 (01:31:22):
Neil de grass Tyson said that human beings are the
only species that don't think everything's trying to kill them.
Everybody else does everything else does nature is always trying
to get you.

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
God, he's the only human that doesn't they trying to
kill her.

Speaker 11 (01:31:35):
No, I think they're going to try to kill me,
But I just think that will come to an understanding
when they meet me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Oh is that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
That makes you more vulnerable because you're out of your mind?
All right, Danielle, we're running really late. Let's get into
your report. What do you have going on today?

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
So we're hoping that the writer's strike is coming to
an end and some of our shows will be coming back,
like Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Kimmel looks like October second, October
ninth is when they're really looking for a come. Keep
you posted. Alicia Keys has filed to trademark for her
own line of teas, which is called Alicia Teas.

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
It just makes so much so.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
I'm so freaking cute.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
So that's on the way. Uh sure, you know. He
goes to his concerts and he serenades a lot of
the ladies in the audience, and sometimes he pisses off
some boyfriends or husbands Kiki Palmer for example. Well in France,
he serenaded Gabe Gabrielle Union but then he saw her husband,
Dwayne Wade in the audience and he went, oh, whoa,
I'm not gonna get carried away. You're gonna knock my

(01:32:33):
whole head off and then dunk it. So I'm gonna
just take a step back. So he knew what to do.
VH one is reviving the classic game show Celebrities Squares.
The new version will all be hosted by DC Young
Fly and it's gonna feature numerous celebrities including Babyface, Tiffany Hattish,
Bobby Brown, and Moore. And we'll focus on black pop
culture trivia and will involve two contestants competing in a

(01:32:55):
tic tac toe game with celebrities in each square. And
we're getting that on VH one. October seventeenth, Netflix released
a trailer which is totally for Gandhi. It's a nature
documentary called Life on Our Planet and it explores the
survival strategies of species throughout Earth's history, starting with the
dinosaurs and going to the present day. It's produced by

(01:33:15):
Steven Spielberg narrated by Morgan Freeman and it will be
on Netflix October twenty fifth and have eight episodes. And
we've been arguing about this all morning. Do we or
don't we want to reboot of the Office now. The
original show runner, Greg Daniels, talked about this years ago
and he said, well, I kind of want to do it,
but my biggest concern is to disappoint the fans. I

(01:33:36):
don't want to do that. So now he's talking about
it again. He's not giving any info as to whether
it will be an entire redo, like new characters, new storyline,
or will it just be taking the same storyline and
redoing it. We don't think they can get away with
the stuff they got away with back then on network.
No way, no way. But we'll see. But I mean,

(01:33:58):
I don't know Gandhi and I think Sam same thing.
I think, my son, We don't need it now, it's
too good. Why would you mess with it?

Speaker 10 (01:34:06):
Give us some time to still enjoy the last exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:34:09):
Come on what's on tonight? Dance it with the stars.
Even though we were wondering whether we would get it
or not, we are definitely getting it tonight because hopefully
the writers strike is done. Well, let's hope name that
tune the Voice America's got talent. And also Dave Chappelle
has something on Netflix and that's my Danielle report.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:34:42):
May Varya, Hey, what do we need to maybe brush
up on our table manners.

Speaker 14 (01:34:51):
Soon?

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
Because we all have a dinner.

Speaker 10 (01:34:53):
That we're going to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Yeah, we do. We have to be the big chefs
for kids Cancer dinner, which is a major thing. Our
friend Peter Botros is once again our chef this year.
I love him.

Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
I thought we were allowed to eat with our hands
at that one.

Speaker 10 (01:35:08):
That's acceptable.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
It depends on what it is you're eating, that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:35:12):
So see if he gives me a burger, I'm alost.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Okay, you're not going to fork in knife your burger.
You don't have to do that. No, I'm with you.
I like to pick that thing up. So I mean, uh, Danielle,
when you sit down at the table, what's the first
thing you need to do?

Speaker 7 (01:35:26):
Put your napkin on your lap.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
There you go, all right, gandhi. Yes, when you pass
the salt, what else should.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
You be doing?

Speaker 10 (01:35:36):
Sprinkling some on your food?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
I don't know, pass the pepper as well? Okay, okay,
scary when it comes to buttering bread, now, this is
a tricky one. A lot of people don't get this right.
But look, who's to say what's right and wrong? Let's
be honest, but these are the table matters. Maybe we'll
we'll either vote for or again. So okay, So buttering
the bread? How do you do it? How well?

Speaker 8 (01:36:01):
How I was taught and how you're supposed to do
it in two different things.

Speaker 15 (01:36:04):
How you're supposed to do it is you're supposed to
rip a piece of the bread off and then take
the butter knife to this little piece.

Speaker 10 (01:36:13):
Oh no, it never heard that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Okay, well I think I think. Well, you go back
a little further. You're supposed to put butter on your
breadplate and then and then you butter each bite with
your own butter off your own own yet, so I.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
Would go right from the pat right to the to
the was a ripping dip situation?

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Did you get it in the butter?

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:36:36):
I watched it on an etiquette show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
I'm not kidding, but butter's hard though. How do you
dip in butter?

Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
The butter is supposed to be room temperature, isn't it?

Speaker 20 (01:36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
Got it? And the best case scenario absolutely on that
great French butter, that's that room temperature it gives about
out out so uh, I know straight in eight? Yes,
when you drink wine, how do you drink it with
the glass? O?

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
You mean grab this stem?

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
And why is that?

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Because the wine has to maintain its temperature very good?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Absolutely don't want to warm it up with your hand.

Speaker 7 (01:37:23):
Okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
And of course you know, when they're serving food to everyone,
what's the polite thing to do before you start eating?

Speaker 7 (01:37:31):
Wait for everyone else?

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Absolutely be served.

Speaker 11 (01:37:34):
So I heard that though, Yeah that if it's hot,
you're supposed to eat it, and if it's cold, then
you wait for everybody else. So like, if it's a salad,
then you wait for everyone to get their salad. But
if it's a steak or something, then you're supposed to
start eating because the chef would want you to eat
it at the temperature that it's served.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Well, see, and I agree the chef would prefer that.
See what I would think is if you if if
Gandhi has served her hot soup before me, then it's
really up to me to notice it and say, please
go right ahead and eat you. It's gonna get cold
right when you leave to go to the bathroom. Where
do you put the napkin.

Speaker 10 (01:38:11):
On the chair?

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
They say, on the chair? I know, but think of
all those asses that have been on that chair. I'm like, oh,
I don't know, but uh whatever, it's just food. A
table Etiquet's always been kind of a thing. My mother
was just a freak about it, right, Like when you're
serving someone, you serve from one side and this and that.
You never ever reach over anyone to get anything you

(01:38:35):
asked for it to be passed. Remember, Scary used to
get in trouble because we would say, hey, Scary, can
you pass that that broccoli? And as he was passing
it to you, he would take all the rest of
it and hand you an empty plate what.

Speaker 8 (01:38:48):
Was on its way to you? You know, I maybe
I'll leave you a little bit.

Speaker 15 (01:38:51):
But what about when you're finished dinner they supposed to
take you're supposed to actually wait till everyone finishes before
they clear the table.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Yeah, you know what. I find it weird in restaurants
if you finish before someone else, they take your plate
and you have no plate but someone else is still eating.
That's kind of rude.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
And are you supposed to put the knife and fork
next to each other on the plate to indicate that
you're done right?

Speaker 5 (01:39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
And they say servers like it when you put them
right next to each other so they can put their
thumb on top of it to hold it down as
they grab the plate. I don't know. In other words,
just put your hand in the bucket of chicken and eat.

Speaker 8 (01:39:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I used to go to all these great formal, expensive
restaurants when I first moved to New York. I don't
go to those anymore. I like going to a Mom
and Paul. Places that are small, that aren't pretentious, that
don't have rules, They don't have people judging you. I mean,
are you guys at that point in your life or
you used to like to go like Phone?

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
I don't like, I've never scared.

Speaker 10 (01:39:49):
Yes, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
You are all about them.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
You're the boogye bitch of the show. Absolutely, Hey, interesting
call switching gears Nicoleon line eighteen. You know we were
talking about playing Bittersweet love song earlier, and she's like,
what an appropriate song for what I'm going through today.
You're going through a major day in your life, Nicole.
Have you really accepted the fact that this is a
big day for you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yes, I'm right in front of I was literally dropping
off my paperwork.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Tell everyone, tell everyone listening, everyone listening, what you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Well, it's bittersweet. We were married for twenty five years,
we have two kids, but this is a new chapter
in my life. He's been through a lot the last
couple of years with the hurricane and you know, just
COVID and yeah, I'm literally sitting in front of the
law office.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Right now, so dropping off your divorce paper. So once
you dropped these papers off, this is this is the
final thing. So once you drop these papers off, what
is left to do? Is it then completely done?

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
It is Well, he has to be served. So it
was in his court at one time, and he did
it online and I said, no, that's not going to work.
I hired a high profile ternity to do this. And
so I hate to say it's bitter sweet that he
might have to pay at the bank. So not really that,

(01:41:16):
but it's it's it is something a new chapter of
my life.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
So yeah, congratulations, I mean, and it's it's the fresh start,
the reset button, right guys.

Speaker 10 (01:41:26):
I mean yeah, I think the hardest things.

Speaker 11 (01:41:29):
I think everybody agrees with this, some of the most
difficult things in life end up being the best choices
for you. Growing isn't easy. That's why they call it
growing pains. Now, I think that new chapters are great.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
I call it adult team. Yeah, and my kids are
very My kids are they understand, We're very you know,
we communicate where it's not it's not nasty, it's not
you know, it's it's definitely a new step for me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
So new chapter are you also? Are you? That's a
weird question to ask him, and ask it anyway. Are
you a little excited for him as well so he
can get started with his new life?

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Yes? Oh, I mean we've been separated for a couple
of years, so I wish him all the best. I
know he does the same for me. So whatever happens,
the only thing that really matters is our kids. I've
got a twenty two year old and a fourteen year old,
so the only thing that really matters is our kids.
I still look after, like worry about his family. He

(01:42:27):
worries about my family. So that is the best thing.
That's where we walk away from this is great. It's
it's you know, it's hard, but it's it's good in
a different way.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
So, you know, we were talking earlier about a very
high profile divorce going on, Hugh Jackman and Deborah Lee Furnace,
and they are handling this in the public eye, which
has got to be just a crapstorm, right, Oh, they're
handling it most beautiful way.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Yeah, I'm just a Fort Myers So there's no high
profile here.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Well no, I mean no, it's all relative. Wherever you
are you are going through something, you're going through the
same thing they are going through. So Hugh Jackman his
a strange wife, Devera leefern Is, who we have met,
who is a delightful human being, a wonderful woman, a
really important radio show over in Australia, the Kyle and
Jackie Oe Show. I love them and I can't wait
to move to Australia one day and listen to them

(01:43:25):
every morning. Anyway, they accidentally called her and they're like, oh,
screw it, we didn't mean to call you. And they
know what she's going through.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
They said, we called you by mistake and we're sorry,
and she said no, no, no, let's talk about it.
So she broke her silence. Finally, she said, thank you
for caring about me. I really appreciate it. You're really sweet.
It's so The radio show people said, no, it's too soon.
We don't want to bother you.

Speaker 16 (01:43:49):
And.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
She came back and said, no, we're fine, we're good.
Thank you for giving us our space. We had a wonderful,
loving marriage for three decades to get other. Our journey
is now shifting, and we've decided to pursue our own
individual growth. Our family has been and always will be
highest priority. Well, undertake this chapter with gratitude, love and kindness. Now,
I know for a fact not all divorces go quite best.

(01:44:16):
But even if it is a battle between the two
of you, if you can find a way to grin
and Barrett and just get through it as positively as possible,
it's not easy, you'll be surprised how better off you'll
both be at the other end.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Yeah, yes, absolutely, I definitely. There's times I've sent text
and then I delete, delete, delete, and say no, don't
do that in like this where it's like you're feeling
it and just don't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Well, all the best to Nicole and your your husband,
your ex husband. Now and here you go. You know what,
the new chapter in your book of life. Your new
chapter is beginning. Congratulations and get excited about it.

Speaker 11 (01:44:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:58):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Now I have to go to work and sitting in
front of the attorney.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Okay, well, a day of attorneys. How fun. But thank
you so much for listening to us. And you have
a great day in a great life.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Okay, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Every morning I listened to you and my day.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Well, knowing that you're listening, and knowing that everyone listening
has their story, you know it's it's intriguing to us
and we appreciate you listening. All right, thank you, Nicole,
go have a great day and there you happy. Do
we have time for three things? Do moving forward?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Here? Yes? No?

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
No? No?

Speaker 17 (01:45:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Okay, Nate, is that?

Speaker 6 (01:45:29):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:45:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
I need an audible on that. Okay, you're shaking your head.

Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Yeah, we should probably technically break, but you can do
whatever you want else.

Speaker 17 (01:45:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
The weekend.

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Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
Your what office? A black eye?

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Peace?

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
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